WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.480 --> 00:00:12.759 If it's good enough for WWE, that's good enough for me, 2 00:00:13.039 --> 00:00:18.239 all right? Oh shit, theme of the Night Baby, theme 3 00:00:18.280 --> 00:00:18.800 of the Knight. 4 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:29.399 Oh yeah, I I guess all the abilities for me to. 5 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:31.839 I mean I spent a good hour and a half 6 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:34.240 kind of making fun of the AW show to some 7 00:00:34.320 --> 00:00:41.359 extent yesterday. Yeah, but what Well, I don't know if 8 00:00:41.399 --> 00:00:43.679 I even have that leverage to make fun of them 9 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:48.359 more or less than w W at this point. I mean, truly, 10 00:00:50.000 --> 00:00:57.119 it's it's something else, dude, Like, right, how about that? 11 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:00.960 I mean, how about that main event? But how about 12 00:01:01.079 --> 00:01:09.840 that main event? Wow? She's you know, yeah, damn, mister 13 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:16.840 personality there Jalenson, Oh my god? What is what is 14 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:20.480 it with people that have watched wrestling their whole lives 15 00:01:21.040 --> 00:01:26.719 but still have no fucking body language or like they 16 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:30.840 can't zero facial expressions like did you you picked up 17 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:32.000 nothing watching this? 18 00:01:32.519 --> 00:01:34.959 Well, he's I don't think he's a. 19 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:37.719 Fan, Yeah, no, he is. He's a huge Jalen Brunson 20 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:42.400 is like a legit w W fan. The fucking I 21 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:49.040 don't know if Kat is like, uh, she's he might 22 00:01:49.079 --> 00:01:53.599 be uh, he might be a fan of a fucking 23 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:56.640 I don't know. Uh, gaber petten or something, because he 24 00:01:56.680 --> 00:01:59.079 looked like he was in a catatonic state for half 25 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:04.680 of that thing. More than that, what was that wake up? 26 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:05.799 I don't know. 27 00:02:06.040 --> 00:02:11.000 I thought a badass, you know, representing New York. He's 28 00:02:11.439 --> 00:02:14.439 he's hard, he's built, New York's tough, Joe, And I 29 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:17.520 was like, wow, Wow, that's wow. What at a presence? 30 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:24.199 And Jesus usually well mish, I mean, as a Northeast 31 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:27.080 guy that hates to give credit to New Yorkers, I 32 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:30.560 don't like doing it, but New York is at least 33 00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:37.120 known for people with big attitudes and personality. Didn't get 34 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:40.719 the loud voice, Yeah, I know, Jesus, Oh. 35 00:02:40.599 --> 00:02:42.520 I got was attitude. I was like, wow, this guy, 36 00:02:42.680 --> 00:02:44.560 Look look at the attitude he's showing. 37 00:02:45.520 --> 00:02:53.479 Oh what was that attitude? Almost in a coma, My God, 38 00:02:53.520 --> 00:02:57.520 please wake up, buddy, Like I this is what drives 39 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:01.639 me fucking crazy about this outside of it being like, Okay, 40 00:03:01.680 --> 00:03:04.520 he's a wrestling fan, so maybe he should have some 41 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:07.960 idea what to do with his his face, his body, 42 00:03:08.159 --> 00:03:08.840 his arms. 43 00:03:08.960 --> 00:03:13.039 But you don't know which wrestling fan or wrestler he's 44 00:03:13.080 --> 00:03:15.280 a fan of. Maybe he's a fan of the Undertaker, 45 00:03:16.039 --> 00:03:19.280 and he was giving us is maybe he's a fan 46 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:28.280 of Festus, I mean early Caane, My god, wake up, dude, 47 00:03:28.560 --> 00:03:30.919 And like he seems like he's a great guy. Like 48 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:34.719 this isn't just like blind New York sports fan made 49 00:03:34.840 --> 00:03:38.280 or something. He seems like a real good kid. But 50 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:42.840 I'm like, you're a wrestling fan, you're a professional athlete 51 00:03:42.919 --> 00:03:46.240 that's in front of people, and you're in your hometown 52 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:49.560 building full of fans that love you, and you still 53 00:03:49.719 --> 00:03:54.319 looks like you were fucking like just completely confused and 54 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:58.879 nervous the whole time. What what the fuck? Maybe I 55 00:03:59.240 --> 00:04:02.039 also have a thery about this, an awesome theory if 56 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:04.479 you will. Uh, maybe Roman prepped him. 57 00:04:05.240 --> 00:04:15.639 Maybe listen over got over Shadow the OTC. Are you 58 00:04:15.719 --> 00:04:18.480 kidding me? Roman Reigns put that guy more over in 59 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:21.480 that promo than he has any wrestler he's worked in 60 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:22.639 the past fifteen years. 61 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:24.319 Oh I know, geez. 62 00:04:24.560 --> 00:04:27.639 Yeah, he hasn't talked about his family members that way 63 00:04:28.000 --> 00:04:33.920 in the ring. Finally a champion and a true warrior 64 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:36.639 and all this other shit. Jay Uso is at home 65 00:04:36.759 --> 00:04:40.759 fucking punching a walls listening to Hinder right now. 66 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:43.680 I don't love my dad as much as I love you, 67 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:48.000 Tyrese Haliburton, and he's like, I'm Jalen Brunson. 68 00:04:48.040 --> 00:04:50.839 He's like so so yeah, closed off. 69 00:04:52.560 --> 00:04:55.480 Oh shit, I'll. 70 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:58.759 Give you know what I'll give. I love you all right, 71 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:09.079 you're the boss, Magic Johnson. You look great. You look 72 00:05:09.120 --> 00:05:13.240 great for sixty and with the whole you know thing. 73 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:13.920 Uh. 74 00:05:18.360 --> 00:05:20.160 He just looks at him. He's like, hey, Magic, you 75 00:05:20.160 --> 00:05:32.519 want to be blood brothers. Just kidding. We're going went 76 00:05:32.600 --> 00:05:36.600 out tonight. We're going to half a fight. Yeah, this 77 00:05:36.800 --> 00:05:40.639 was that last segment. I'm telling you, I'll give all 78 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:43.160 the credit in the world to Tyrese Halibert. At least 79 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:45.319 he has emotions. 80 00:05:45.800 --> 00:05:46.720 Yeah. 81 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:49.800 I mean, my god, I know the NBA guys, a 82 00:05:49.839 --> 00:05:54.399 lot of them aren't known for having personalities just because 83 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:57.319 they're they've been getting their ass kissed their whole lives, 84 00:05:57.360 --> 00:06:00.240 you know what I mean. Like they're like coddle old 85 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:04.839 fucking but whatever. I'm just sitting there looking at this 86 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:10.160 dude and I'm going it has taken legit over twenty 87 00:06:10.439 --> 00:06:14.199 five minutes between the end of the last match for 88 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:18.600 Roman to say one word and Jalen Brunson is standing 89 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:22.720 there looking like he's like he was court ordered to 90 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:23.160 be there. 91 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:27.680 You're also forgetting Joe. See again, it's very short sighted. 92 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:31.360 You're forgetting about the five minutes of prattle that we 93 00:06:31.480 --> 00:06:34.519 had listening to Stephanie McMahon talk about all the exciting 94 00:06:34.560 --> 00:06:35.720 matches we saw tonight. 95 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:42.720 Yeah, well that's it. That'll go to tell you. I 96 00:06:42.759 --> 00:06:46.839 will say this, it was a night of much bleeding. 97 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:50.959 There's a lot of blood in these matches. Unintentionally, there's 98 00:06:51.000 --> 00:06:51.759 a lot of bleeding. 99 00:06:51.879 --> 00:06:53.480 There was a lot of bleeding at that main event 100 00:06:53.519 --> 00:06:55.800 when fucking Seth came out too. How's this saying? 101 00:06:55.800 --> 00:07:00.240 Oh my god, oh I feel like it's the main 102 00:07:00.240 --> 00:07:02.680 event is such an important thing to just kind of 103 00:07:03.040 --> 00:07:05.879 and for all the wrong reasons to get into it, 104 00:07:06.199 --> 00:07:09.439 because that's a segment that you're supposed to be doing 105 00:07:10.040 --> 00:07:13.759 with like the may is. You're not supposed to do 106 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:16.439 that with the two guys that are in the main 107 00:07:16.480 --> 00:07:20.480 event of the building that you're selling that's seventy percent 108 00:07:20.519 --> 00:07:24.560 empty in two weeks, right, Like Seth coming out and 109 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:28.279 having like a weird stare down with Roman and then 110 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:32.879 you're a bland board NBA guy steps between them. It's like, 111 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:41.319 this is ass. This is pure ass. And truthfully, like anybody, 112 00:07:41.319 --> 00:07:43.120 like I said, they wanted to be like, oh well 113 00:07:43.199 --> 00:07:46.079 you just don't like the because it's not your team 114 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:48.959 or something like that. I like both of the NBA 115 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:53.160 players in the ring more than the wrestlers, So I'm 116 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:55.000 talking about it from that perspective. 117 00:07:55.079 --> 00:07:56.600 I was just thinking of how many people did they 118 00:07:56.639 --> 00:07:59.600 alienate that just didn't give a shit about either of 119 00:07:59.600 --> 00:08:03.439 these guys, Like this is something you do at fanatics fast, right, 120 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:06.439 Like they just had Fanatics fascinating. We're sucking everybody off 121 00:08:06.480 --> 00:08:09.920 at Fanatics fascinating that Tom Brady thing, right, that's where 122 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:12.439 you do that, and then you show clips of that 123 00:08:13.199 --> 00:08:16.600 during Saturday Nights. Made it and that's fine, Like that 124 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:18.920 would have been like if they would have dedicated five 125 00:08:18.959 --> 00:08:22.360 minutes to showing like, oh look, Roman brought him out. 126 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:26.399 There's a title and Seth said something like that would 127 00:08:26.399 --> 00:08:28.639 have been fine if they would have had the little scuffle, 128 00:08:29.399 --> 00:08:33.320 But to have it as the main event of Saturday 129 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:37.720 Night's main events just it felt alienating. Like I was joking, 130 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:42.240 I'm like, oh man, those forty thousand empty seats at 131 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:46.639 Summer Slam don't stand a chance, now, you know, Like. 132 00:08:48.120 --> 00:08:52.080 I am sure nobody. I don't even know. People in 133 00:08:52.120 --> 00:08:55.759 the building barely liked it. And like I said, this 134 00:08:55.919 --> 00:08:57.919 was a segment that you're supposed to do at the 135 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:01.000 beginning of the show with the mizz and Dan Housen. 136 00:09:03.600 --> 00:09:07.360 Seriously, I'm fine with it. I was. Actually, it doesn't 137 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:10.639 bother me that Roman and Seth were involved. It really doesn't. 138 00:09:10.759 --> 00:09:14.000 I understand it. They're doing the champion with the champion thing, 139 00:09:14.039 --> 00:09:16.480 and let's be honest, Roman and Seth can use whatever 140 00:09:16.639 --> 00:09:21.279 main events, mainstream media coverage they can possibly get. Right, 141 00:09:21.840 --> 00:09:25.120 Dan Housen and Our Truth were going around doing Dan 142 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:29.240 Housen's uncursing ritual or whatever parade. That was cute. That 143 00:09:29.399 --> 00:09:32.200 was fine. That was a little segment to throw in 144 00:09:32.279 --> 00:09:35.360 between the commercials. I was okay with that. That's perfectly fine. 145 00:09:35.919 --> 00:09:39.200 I have no problem with, you know, associating these New 146 00:09:39.279 --> 00:09:42.600 York icons that people like Roman and Seth. That's fine too. 147 00:09:43.080 --> 00:09:47.840 It's just it shouldn't be the whole that the summary 148 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:51.200 of the show. 149 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:56.559 Right, And dude, I'm telling you though, I get like, 150 00:09:56.879 --> 00:09:58.960 I know what you're saying with Roman and Seth and 151 00:09:58.960 --> 00:10:02.279 then these are the main guys, these are the stars. 152 00:10:02.320 --> 00:10:05.120 That which is why they aren't selling out Summer Slim, 153 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:09.399 but these are supposed to be the big stars, so short, great, 154 00:10:09.559 --> 00:10:13.440 well whatever, But if we're gonna do something where we're 155 00:10:13.519 --> 00:10:16.759 tailoring it even that much directly to the Madison Square 156 00:10:16.799 --> 00:10:19.960 audience and to the New York Knicks and to the 157 00:10:19.960 --> 00:10:23.919 fanatics fest that happened and the sports tie ins in 158 00:10:23.960 --> 00:10:29.000 this moment, Dan Hausen would have actually made more sense 159 00:10:29.080 --> 00:10:32.799 and has had more exposure on ESPN. Actually, no, let 160 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:36.159 me take that bet because Seth no, no, I forgot 161 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:38.879 Seth did all the shit on ESPN. I forgot about that. 162 00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:41.840 So oh yeah he's a big Gary Bears fan. 163 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:46.720 Now, so yeah, he's a big Indiana guy. But that's 164 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:51.399 it made just made no fucking say, I get it. 165 00:10:51.399 --> 00:10:53.679 It's not supposed to make sense. It's supposed to be 166 00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:55.240 a feel good moment. But this is like shit you 167 00:10:55.320 --> 00:10:58.960 do on indie shows. You're not doing this with the 168 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:04.240 main event, fucking talent and Madison Square Garden. And like 169 00:11:04.279 --> 00:11:08.159 I said, there was twenty five minutes between the end 170 00:11:08.240 --> 00:11:10.960 of the last match until he got to the fucking ring. 171 00:11:11.600 --> 00:11:13.840 Like even the people in the building, I'm like they 172 00:11:14.080 --> 00:11:16.799 got to even be sitting there, like come on now 173 00:11:17.159 --> 00:11:17.440 you know. 174 00:11:17.519 --> 00:11:19.679 Oh yeah, for sure. 175 00:11:19.360 --> 00:11:22.879 These are New Yorkers too. Once again, I hate to. 176 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:27.759 Stay to people. Very low voice, it's very calm, patient, patient. 177 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:30.960 Yeah yeah, they're known. They're known for their like, hey, 178 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:34.679 take your time, we're just chilling here, you know, give 179 00:11:34.679 --> 00:11:39.679 me a fucking break, Give me a break, dude, and 180 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:46.039 like it's just not particularly well, it's not well done. 181 00:11:46.440 --> 00:11:49.480 And like I said, at least Tyrus Aliburton seems like 182 00:11:49.559 --> 00:11:53.240 he was invested in being there. And kudos to just 183 00:11:53.320 --> 00:11:56.559 jump around here, Kudos to fucking cat, and kudos to 184 00:11:56.679 --> 00:11:59.320 JD for that bump, because their motherfucker hit a choke 185 00:11:59.440 --> 00:12:03.480 slam that looked that looked better than half the fucking 186 00:12:03.559 --> 00:12:05.879 people trying to hit real choke slams. I see on 187 00:12:05.960 --> 00:12:09.240 shows so good good on cats physical. 188 00:12:08.879 --> 00:12:11.159 And that's like a JD staple at this point. He 189 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:12.679 can make anyone look good. 190 00:12:13.639 --> 00:12:22.360 Yeah, other than himself of course, physically. But the wife 191 00:12:22.360 --> 00:12:25.960 saw him, she goes, God, his hat is crazy. I go, honey, 192 00:12:26.039 --> 00:12:27.879 I know. I'm like, but that's just him. I'm like, 193 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:30.720 that's what his fucking head. I mean, he just looks 194 00:12:30.799 --> 00:12:33.279 like that. I'm like, but he's a he's a fucking 195 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:36.960 great hands. He's a great wrestler. He's not I'm. 196 00:12:36.919 --> 00:12:40.440 Saying what he's willing to do to himself, how selfless 197 00:12:40.480 --> 00:12:43.120 the guy is, like, there's just no is there a 198 00:12:43.159 --> 00:12:45.399 bad JD match? Is there? 199 00:12:45.399 --> 00:12:48.639 Oh? He's done great, he's been He has put in 200 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:51.039 a lot of goddamn work and that's why I think 201 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:52.960 he gets featured as much as he does, and he 202 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:57.960 gets trusted for spots like that. But they used him 203 00:12:58.159 --> 00:13:03.279 better than whatever. There's awkward, ass fucking Brunson thing was. 204 00:13:03.799 --> 00:13:06.519 And like I said, Roman's out there like a true 205 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:09.919 hero and champion and man of the people, and he's 206 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:12.440 the greatest guy that has ever lived. And I'm like, 207 00:13:12.559 --> 00:13:17.639 Roman doesn't. Roman does nothing for no one ever. And 208 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:20.879 then randomly he's like here I am for this NBA guy. 209 00:13:21.360 --> 00:13:23.120 And then Brunson, like I said, he looks like he's 210 00:13:23.120 --> 00:13:26.159 half awake. He looks like weekend at Bernie's, Like, what 211 00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:30.200 is going on with this shit? It was the last 212 00:13:30.240 --> 00:13:31.960 half an hour of this show. And by the way, 213 00:13:32.000 --> 00:13:34.960 I still think it's funny because you were like, yeah, 214 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:36.600 I'm gonna hop on, I got the show. I'm like, 215 00:13:36.639 --> 00:13:38.639 oh no, dude, you gotta forget that they're doing a 216 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:39.799 Roman talk segment. 217 00:13:39.840 --> 00:13:41.600 Oh yeah, no, I totally forgot about that. I was 218 00:13:41.639 --> 00:13:43.320 ready to go. I was like, all right, you know what, 219 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:46.240 I'm gonna hit the bathroom, fucking rip this butt real 220 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:49.159 quick and will fucking jump in the discord. I'm like, oh, 221 00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:53.720 they ended early for us, Joe. It's fucking great. They early. 222 00:13:53.799 --> 00:13:56.240 They're like, oh, Wrestling Soup's got to do a show today, 223 00:13:56.360 --> 00:14:00.200 so you know, like hey, and Joe's like, no, no, 224 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:03.080 we got another fucking half hour of this shit. 225 00:14:04.000 --> 00:14:07.080 Another forty minutes waiting for all this shit to go on. 226 00:14:07.519 --> 00:14:09.519 Yeah, because that's what what wasn't what it was on? Yeah, 227 00:14:09.519 --> 00:14:11.679 it had to have been about forty forty five minutes total. 228 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:16.159 Yeah, well this is it. They don't take into consideration 229 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:21.120 this stuff, what wwe that is. But the amount of time, 230 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:24.480 once again, it took for that whole thing to happen, 231 00:14:24.919 --> 00:14:28.399 was like an entire episode of Breaking Bad and then 232 00:14:28.440 --> 00:14:30.679 like just sit there, just sit there and just watch this. 233 00:14:30.799 --> 00:14:32.480 You're like, this is insane. 234 00:14:32.799 --> 00:14:35.360 A lot of commercials tonight, Holy shit, a lot of 235 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:40.000 commercials and a lot of dead space. So I mean 236 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:42.840 when they weren't you know, when there were just just 237 00:14:42.919 --> 00:14:45.279 a lot of breaks, man, a lot of man man 238 00:14:45.360 --> 00:14:49.200 breaks too, like the ones that are specifically for WWE. 239 00:14:49.840 --> 00:14:53.360 Everything happens at a snail's pace on the show. It's 240 00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:56.440 so fucking tough to watch live because of that. 241 00:14:56.639 --> 00:14:59.080 Well, they give you such little content for what they 242 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.360 expect you to sit there. So it's like, I'm all right, 243 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:03.759 so I'm looking at the times, right, what have we 244 00:15:03.759 --> 00:15:07.639 got on time? So the pre show match with Trick 245 00:15:08.080 --> 00:15:14.960 and aw Kid seven fifteen, the first match with Fatal 246 00:15:15.000 --> 00:15:21.559 Influence and Page and mom Energy was seven fifteen, Dan 247 00:15:21.639 --> 00:15:27.080 Housen and JD was eleven minutes and thirty five seconds. 248 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:29.200 Yeah, they really stretched that one out. 249 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:33.240 Yeah, Lyra and Bailey, I still don't have an actual time. 250 00:15:33.240 --> 00:15:34.519 I don't have that at a time on that in 251 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:38.320 the CMPUNK one. Yeah, but I mean you're talking about 252 00:15:38.399 --> 00:15:41.039 all right, so that's already what twenty one minutes of 253 00:15:41.120 --> 00:15:44.320 shows twenty five minutes, and so what even if you 254 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:47.159 threw in another thirty five minutes on top of that 255 00:15:47.440 --> 00:15:52.320 a little over an hour? Everything else is commercial and Roman. 256 00:15:52.080 --> 00:15:58.320 Reigns barely There was barely an hour, and like people 257 00:15:58.480 --> 00:16:01.240 know this as far as like the actual in ring 258 00:16:01.399 --> 00:16:03.960 matches and the length of them. Me and you weren't 259 00:16:04.039 --> 00:16:07.200 pocket watchers like that, Like we're not the people that 260 00:16:07.240 --> 00:16:09.879 are sitting there going like what, I want all the 261 00:16:09.919 --> 00:16:13.399 matches to go for fucking twenty five minutes. It's like, no, no, 262 00:16:13.440 --> 00:16:16.000 I'm good with the girls having a seven minute long 263 00:16:16.080 --> 00:16:20.799 tag match, but it shouldn't take twenty five minutes to 264 00:16:20.840 --> 00:16:23.799 get from the end of one match to the start 265 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:28.720 of the next one. That's excessive. That's a little much. 266 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:31.279 And yeah, like I was talking about being at the 267 00:16:31.279 --> 00:16:34.639 show on Thursday night, Yeah, sure, aw made me sit 268 00:16:34.679 --> 00:16:38.320 through fucking thirteen matches, but there wasn't the length of 269 00:16:38.360 --> 00:16:42.559 an episode of Alph Between every fucking match you had. 270 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:45.240 Toss in your seat or else you would miss a match. 271 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:49.840 Yeah, I didn't need to bring a catheter to the show. 272 00:16:50.120 --> 00:16:54.759 Like it's like, oh my god, it is. It is 273 00:16:55.360 --> 00:17:00.200 way way too dragged out. All of this shit moves 274 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:05.559 so slow. And to the people that watch this ship back, 275 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:08.119 Like I think about the reviewers, like some of them 276 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:11.680 like corny and shit where he's like, oh, he'll have 277 00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:13.559 like notes on it, and I'll be like, oh, go 278 00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:15.200 down him and he sits down and writes the notes, 279 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:17.079 and I go, yeah, because he gets to fast forward 280 00:17:17.079 --> 00:17:20.759 through all the bullshit. So it's like, yeah, well, you 281 00:17:20.799 --> 00:17:23.799 know this only went that long. And I'm not blaming him, 282 00:17:23.799 --> 00:17:25.839 but I'm just saying, like, if we were able to 283 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:28.440 sit there and fast forward through the ship on the show, 284 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:30.400 like you said, it would have been under an hour 285 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:33.440 yea under an hour ye. 286 00:17:34.640 --> 00:17:36.400 And like that, if we just went from bell to 287 00:17:36.440 --> 00:17:39.039 bell under an hour easy. 288 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:42.880 Yeah, including like promos and ship too, because there was 289 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:45.640 what I think maybe two or three promos on the show. 290 00:17:46.200 --> 00:17:46.880 Yeah, the O bow. 291 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:51.279 Yeah, all right, so I feel like, I mean. 292 00:17:51.200 --> 00:17:53.240 We are kind of bouncing around all over the Yes. 293 00:17:53.519 --> 00:17:56.720 So did you watch the pre show though? Did you 294 00:17:56.759 --> 00:17:57.319 get to watch that? 295 00:17:57.799 --> 00:17:58.319 I watched that. 296 00:17:58.359 --> 00:18:01.160 Yeah, I saw that too. Man. I'll tell you I 297 00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:03.799 am rooting for Trick Williams, but I don't know if 298 00:18:03.839 --> 00:18:07.480 Trick Williams is rooting for Trek Williams. Because they got 299 00:18:07.480 --> 00:18:09.519 to get him in the fucking They gotta get him 300 00:18:09.519 --> 00:18:12.119 in the ring board, dude. They gotta get him practicing, 301 00:18:12.279 --> 00:18:15.759 because I know he's working with what is the uh, 302 00:18:16.839 --> 00:18:19.400 what is the what's the word I'm looking for here? 303 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:24.640 You already called him the aw kid but yeah, that's 304 00:18:24.680 --> 00:18:29.759 a definition of some just random enhancement. Fucking blue cha guy, So. 305 00:18:29.960 --> 00:18:32.440 Oh my god, I killed himself. And I know you 306 00:18:32.480 --> 00:18:34.440 were talking right off the beginning. You're like, this guy 307 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:37.680 is fucking nervous out there. He's got nervous energy. He 308 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:40.039 doesn't know what he's doing. There was a point when 309 00:18:40.079 --> 00:18:42.160 he jumped from uh I'm not sure if you're in 310 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:43.960 the top rope or if he jump from the inside 311 00:18:43.960 --> 00:18:48.599 to the outside, but fucking Trick didn't catch him, so 312 00:18:48.680 --> 00:18:50.119 I don't know who was out of place. An he 313 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:54.240 lands like fucking chest first right into the ground. Ye, 314 00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:56.440 And I'm like, I'm literally screaming at you. I'm like, 315 00:18:56.519 --> 00:18:59.640 is this guy fucking dead? And before I even finished 316 00:18:59.640 --> 00:19:03.000 my tees, he just bounced right back up, sprang up. 317 00:19:03.480 --> 00:19:07.119 I'm like, well, okay, o. 318 00:19:07.200 --> 00:19:08.359 Hey, I'm fine. 319 00:19:09.200 --> 00:19:14.039 I only broke fifteen bones, fifteen ribs, It's okay. 320 00:19:13.200 --> 00:19:17.039 So I'm not even like, I'm not focused on anything 321 00:19:17.079 --> 00:19:19.720 that guy's doing, because he's not going to make anybody 322 00:19:19.799 --> 00:19:23.559 a nickel and pro wrestling ever, But like, looking at 323 00:19:23.599 --> 00:19:27.079 Trick Williams man the basics on some of the shit 324 00:19:27.160 --> 00:19:31.480 that he's doing, it's worrying me because, like I said, 325 00:19:31.519 --> 00:19:33.480 I want to like him. I don't want to shit 326 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:35.640 on him. I don't want to be like because I 327 00:19:35.680 --> 00:19:38.559 see so much of that raw potential like stink, cop 328 00:19:38.599 --> 00:19:42.559 and shit right, but just even some of the basic shit. 329 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:45.119 Like right in the beginning of the match, he does 330 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:47.640 a locked up and he puts the guy in the 331 00:19:47.680 --> 00:19:50.680 fucking headlock, and he backs him into the ropes. And 332 00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:54.279 when I tell you trick, Williams literally lets go of 333 00:19:54.359 --> 00:20:00.359 his heat and starts running. But he just way that 334 00:20:00.440 --> 00:20:05.759 out loud. I go, oh, like just oh, like it 335 00:20:05.880 --> 00:20:08.720 wasn't it wasn't like, oh, look at me, I'm making 336 00:20:08.799 --> 00:20:12.240 a keen observation. Let me flex on these motherfuckers because 337 00:20:12.279 --> 00:20:15.160 I know so much. It was quite literally, like what 338 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:19.279 the fuck dude, this little ass guy that he's like 339 00:20:19.519 --> 00:20:23.000 nine inches fucking taller than and he backs me into 340 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:26.319 the ropes and instead of like trying to hold onto 341 00:20:26.359 --> 00:20:29.000 his head and Laredo kid pushing him off and just 342 00:20:29.079 --> 00:20:32.039 making it look like, Okay, I'm leading you off so 343 00:20:32.079 --> 00:20:34.680 I can feed him for the shoulder tackle, he just 344 00:20:34.720 --> 00:20:38.039 straight up runs away from him. I'm like, this is 345 00:20:39.119 --> 00:20:44.839 like Wrestling School Week three type shit, dude, And it's 346 00:20:44.960 --> 00:20:49.160 once again it socks because I'm like, Trick, what the fuck, buddy, 347 00:20:49.480 --> 00:20:53.240 you gotta know better than this. But this is also 348 00:20:53.279 --> 00:20:55.079 why I guess they're putting him in the pre show 349 00:20:55.119 --> 00:21:02.359 against you know, Chubby fucking Lujah Jobbers, because what the fuck, dude, 350 00:21:02.519 --> 00:21:06.880 what the fuck? But this was you said, what seven minutes? 351 00:21:07.440 --> 00:21:11.079 Yeah, seven fifteen, that's the market and that. 352 00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:14.599 Was still too long. I mean, come on, he's some 353 00:21:14.680 --> 00:21:18.960 fucking random bum Lucia Door in triple A and he's 354 00:21:19.000 --> 00:21:22.359 going against this guy that's you're a champion and your company. 355 00:21:22.839 --> 00:21:25.240 I mean you said he's a half honestly. 356 00:21:24.799 --> 00:21:28.160 Good for Laredo kid for getting an MSG match, like. 357 00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:32.279 Shit, right, But apparently this is once again it's like 358 00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:36.559 aw shit, where I'm making fun of fucking Osprey wrestling 359 00:21:36.599 --> 00:21:39.440 the guy for fifteen minutes so nobody knows. It's like, 360 00:21:39.480 --> 00:21:42.319 why is Trick Williams, who I'm pushing, who I put 361 00:21:42.359 --> 00:21:45.440 a championship on, and yes, he's green as goose shit, 362 00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:48.160 but we've committed to the thing. Why is he even 363 00:21:48.200 --> 00:21:51.400 going seven minutes with this fucking guy that nobody knows? 364 00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:54.440 Yeah, well, why is he even on the show? Honestly, 365 00:21:54.440 --> 00:21:57.480 there's other people that they can put on there, you know, right, 366 00:21:57.519 --> 00:22:00.640 did everybody else just a segment or a fucking La 367 00:22:00.799 --> 00:22:04.400 night segment or you know, like I don't know, it's 368 00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:06.559 just yeah, Trick would not have been my pick for 369 00:22:06.599 --> 00:22:10.400 a pre show match, but that's what iBOT dom. Yeah, 370 00:22:10.480 --> 00:22:14.640 well I was busy. Dom was busy cucking for for 371 00:22:14.759 --> 00:22:15.599 JD Cat. 372 00:22:15.839 --> 00:22:19.880 Yeah, I forget, but like, yeah, that just even right 373 00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:21.920 from the pre show, I'm sitting there and I'm going, man, 374 00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:26.839 this is shindy. Shit, this is shindy. Like I don't 375 00:22:26.880 --> 00:22:31.480 like saying WWE does shindy stuff because it sounds so absurd, 376 00:22:31.680 --> 00:22:34.799 but that's shindy, you know. Yeah. 377 00:22:34.920 --> 00:22:37.039 I wonder this too. And I was thinking about that 378 00:22:37.079 --> 00:22:39.279 the other day when we were delving into like ai 379 00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:43.480 creative storylines that WWE has been doing lately. Do you 380 00:22:43.519 --> 00:22:47.400 think there's a chance that aw has existed now long 381 00:22:47.519 --> 00:22:51.319 enough that WWE thinks that aping their style in some 382 00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:54.599 way is going to bring them a w viewers. 383 00:22:55.440 --> 00:22:57.000 Yeah, I was going to get them there half a 384 00:22:57.039 --> 00:23:01.759 million oyal people, Yeah, maybe. But here's the thing is, 385 00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:06.480 in my best estimate is of the let's call it 386 00:23:06.480 --> 00:23:09.119 what it is, probably half a million people that watch 387 00:23:09.200 --> 00:23:12.359 AW regularly because they can say, oh, well they did 388 00:23:12.480 --> 00:23:15.319 seven hour a thousand or whatever. The fuck. Now there's 389 00:23:15.359 --> 00:23:18.720 still I still bet that two hundred something thousand people 390 00:23:18.759 --> 00:23:22.160 are in and out. You know, they sometimes they watch, 391 00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:24.799 sometimes they don't, you know. So if there's a half 392 00:23:24.799 --> 00:23:29.240 a million people in the country that regularly watch AW 393 00:23:29.440 --> 00:23:33.319 and are AW fans, I'd bet fucking three hundred thousand 394 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:35.720 of them are watching everything that's got boots and tights. 395 00:23:35.720 --> 00:23:39.039 Anyways, Well, are we saying half a million people by 396 00:23:39.119 --> 00:23:42.759 like Nielsen standard ratings or are we talking about Netflix 397 00:23:42.799 --> 00:23:44.200 standard ratings because those are. 398 00:23:44.160 --> 00:23:46.480 Very That's true. 399 00:23:46.640 --> 00:23:47.359 That's true. 400 00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:52.559 I'm glad that now we're quantifying humanity that way. You know, 401 00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:58.160