Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 1: I have some very exciting news coming up. But first
Speaker 1: let me introduce my co host, Hi, the co hostess
Speaker 1: with the Mostes, Eric Grimmer, and our producer Brian Hibe. Hi, Brian,
Speaker 1: and this beautiful little nugget Elvis. Do not feed high Jody.
Speaker 1: Hi Jody, please do not feed him anymore treats because
Speaker 1: he is getting fat again.
Speaker 2: He's so cute.
Speaker 1: Okay, before we start anything, I just got off the
Speaker 1: phone with somebody and I have an update about something
Speaker 1: and it is on and it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 1: December ninth, on Monday Night, we've locked it down. Comedian
Speaker 1: mal Hall is coming into the studio for us to
Speaker 1: perform our individual stand up comedy routines.
Speaker 2: Did I forget to tell you that I'm going to
Speaker 2: be out of town?
Speaker 3: He has agreed told you last week.
Speaker 1: He has agreed to he goes. You know, it's going
Speaker 1: to be a lot harder to perform just in front
Speaker 1: of one person. It's a lot harder than to perform
Speaker 1: in front of like a crowd, because at least somebody
Speaker 1: and a crowd will laugh. And I said, just be
Speaker 1: as honest as possible. So he's going to be the judge.
Speaker 1: He will say who's the worst and who's the best.
Speaker 1: And not only that, you guys, put on your big
Speaker 1: boy pants, because he said there's a possibility that the
Speaker 1: loser will be able to perform at the La Joya
Speaker 1: Comedy Club.
Speaker 3: I will not be doing that, Brian. Wait, we're preparing
Speaker 3: a minute by a stand up. They don't allow that
Speaker 3: at the comedy club.
Speaker 1: Now Paul has connections. Oh, I also want to plug
Speaker 1: something too. He's fun.
Speaker 2: What is Malhall's address so I can send him a check?
Speaker 1: No way, man, no way. You know what? He has
Speaker 1: a residency at the Lafayette Hotel. He does, Yes, he
Speaker 1: performs once a month there.
Speaker 3: I love the Lafayette.
Speaker 1: It's so great. I mean, he has a residency. It's great.
Speaker 1: And not only that, he filmed a his stand up
Speaker 1: from the Lafayette Hotel. I think in September, he said,
Speaker 1: and he's shopping it to Netflix.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. I'm like you, Jazz, I love so cool.
Speaker 3: Also, oh, in the Lafayette, so.
Speaker 1: There's a pool.
Speaker 3: It's a hotel, yes, and it's a beautiful hotel. And
Speaker 3: then they have a like pretty high end restaurant in
Speaker 3: it called the called Kyote. So then they're once that
Speaker 3: play is super cool. They have a great bar, and
Speaker 3: then they have a twenty four hour diner that's really cool.
Speaker 3: And then they have a jazz club and the jazz clubs.
Speaker 3: I've never been in there, but looks really cool. It
Speaker 3: is a big place and a bowling alley. I think,
Speaker 3: what yeah, I think so gosh, you need place anyway.
Speaker 3: So that's Malhall and and I can't wait to have
Speaker 3: himn and it's going to be so fun.
Speaker 2: So again we've seen him at the Loya Comedy Club.
Speaker 1: We have again. I want you guys to put on
Speaker 1: your big boy pants and get with the program, because
Speaker 1: the loser is the loser, and Mal is going to
Speaker 1: be to you. But here's the thing, what what now?
Speaker 2: Look, I'm going to have to do something to butter
Speaker 2: him up.
Speaker 1: If you lose.
Speaker 2: Okay, pretend you lose.
Speaker 1: Just pretend. Let's pretend he because he's going to make
Speaker 1: the determination who's the worst, Just say he says that
Speaker 1: you are. And then that Tuesday night, that's when the
Speaker 1: open mic night is at the Laoya Comedy Club. Uh huh,
Speaker 1: you have to go up and perform. Yeah, he says,
Speaker 1: it's only going to be like two minutes long, and
Speaker 1: you will get a laugh or two because there will
Speaker 1: be a lot more people there. He says, it's a
Speaker 1: lot easier to perform in front of a crowd than
Speaker 1: it is in front of one person.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I hope you lose.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but people have performed at the Hoya Comedy
Speaker 3: Club that are like pros. I know, stre gonna go
Speaker 3: up there and bomb on a two minute Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be amazing. He loved the idea, and I'm like, yees,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So we're doing it. We're doing it
Speaker 1: on December ninth, So start writing, start thinking, because it
Speaker 1: is on now.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to rewrite everything.
Speaker 3: Steal some jokes, just kidding. Don't do that. It's a
Speaker 3: big no no.
Speaker 1: It is a huge no no because you'll be found
Speaker 1: out for sure. Okay. Also on is the TMU Christmas Contest.
Speaker 1: Let me just say you you got one down. No,
Speaker 1: it's not even funny.
Speaker 2: It's a joke. What's what's not even funny? As how
Speaker 2: hard you're going to go down in flames?
Speaker 1: I've already received one, two, three, things and I've I've
Speaker 1: organized how I'm going to present them to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: me too, And I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: You guys say this every year.
Speaker 2: Oh this is this is the Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've heard this level of trash talk before.
Speaker 2: But what she got last year isn't child.
Speaker 3: I want to say last year that was a little mediocre.
Speaker 3: Think you guys could do better.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: This year you'll be very impressed.
Speaker 1: It is we have upped our game or I know
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 2: Oh I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then we'll do the whole thing where we
Speaker 1: walk around. Vaughn's the loser.
Speaker 2: She will be walking around.
Speaker 3: It'd be funny if you upped it and had to
Speaker 3: wear it to the comedy club.
Speaker 1: Oh well, no, the comedy club, Well.
Speaker 3: I have Christmas, WI have to come early.
Speaker 1: Combine it into one thing. Oh my god, that would
Speaker 1: be funny. That. Let me think about that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I've already thought about that. That would be amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, that would be incredibly amazing.
Speaker 3: Glad you guys agree, because I'm not performing at the
Speaker 3: comedy store one way or another. I'm not performing, Bryan. Look,
Speaker 3: i'm looking.
Speaker 1: You're in show business.
Speaker 3: No I'm not.
Speaker 1: Yes, you are.
Speaker 3: This is not show business.
Speaker 1: It is. It is offshoot of showbiz.
Speaker 3: No, we are like the pebbles that support the pillars.
Speaker 1: But we are in there somewhere.
Speaker 3: We are the chip off the old block that fell
Speaker 3: far from the hill that showbiz stands on.
Speaker 1: That's okay. We're still a little tiny part of it.
Speaker 1: And therefore you agreed to be part of this podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I didn't agree to perform at the comedy Store. Well,
Speaker 3: I've got dignity, Laura. I know you gave up on
Speaker 3: that a long time ago.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and I side with Brian. I have a
Speaker 2: lot of dignity too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Brian, you have dignity and integrity, and I think
Speaker 1: if you lose, you have to show your integrity by
Speaker 1: no platforming.
Speaker 3: My integrity is telling you upfront, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 1: We'll see about that here.
Speaker 3: It comes to it. Let's just hope we don't have
Speaker 3: to test my integrity because I'm not doing it. I'll
Speaker 3: just wins. I want to do it. That'll make I
Speaker 3: just won't lose.
Speaker 1: I hope you don't.
Speaker 3: It's no way, Eric beats me.
Speaker 1: No, I'm probably you know what, I'm going to really
Speaker 1: try super hard and now that our listeners aren't going
Speaker 1: to be voting, mal Is, this is a whole new
Speaker 1: arena because everybody would have voted for you because they
Speaker 1: love you more than they love me listeners.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying I'm going to need MoU's home address
Speaker 2: because I don't need to write them a check anyway
Speaker 2: is going to come in very soo mal if you're watching,
Speaker 2: I'll just venmo you.
Speaker 3: Okay, tours, I think his I think his commission checks
Speaker 3: pretty big.
Speaker 1: God, Okay, I want to say real quick that we
Speaker 1: had the girls and I had our friends giving on
Speaker 1: Friday afternoon and it was all I know. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was really fun. It was just a group of girls
Speaker 1: we got together. This is a second year. We did
Speaker 1: it at Kimberly's house and we went around the room
Speaker 1: and we said what we were thankful for, you know.
Speaker 1: And then one of the girls brought like a card
Speaker 1: game like I have, like we play on the show.
Speaker 1: And one of the questions was what do you need
Speaker 1: a class in.
Speaker 2: Math? Do?
Speaker 1: But like patience, you need a class in patience? Yes, anger,
Speaker 1: anger management.
Speaker 2: No star service, interaction, store service etiquette, yeah, no, just patience.
Speaker 1: A class in patients? What about you, Brian, do I
Speaker 1: need a class?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you? What do you need a class in?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I said this, and I guess I'll say it on
Speaker 1: the podcast, and I want I'm not going to use
Speaker 1: the I need a proper class.
Speaker 2: In giving head.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, you actually call it, Eric.
Speaker 2: Because we showed you.
Speaker 1: We you did a long time ago. But I got
Speaker 1: to a complaint. What I did get a Well, this
Speaker 1: is a lot. This is a long time ago.
Speaker 2: I thought just recently.
Speaker 3: No, please, she's holding out on that. She hasn't been
Speaker 3: telling us stuff.
Speaker 1: No, this is this shop has been closed down for
Speaker 1: a while.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna you know, well do you anyway?
Speaker 1: I was told that too many teeth. I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, do you see my mouth? Do you see
Speaker 1: my tea? That can't help it? They're big. So I
Speaker 1: don't know I would need a class in that.
Speaker 2: Do we need to revisit this, No.
Speaker 1: Because I think when we did it went way back
Speaker 1: like five years ago on the podcast that I was
Speaker 1: nervous because it was too too nasty.
Speaker 3: I don't think they offer classes in that type of stuff.
Speaker 1: Well they do. I remember there was like a TV
Speaker 1: show or something, maybe like one of the housewives or something.
Speaker 1: They had a woman come over to their house and
Speaker 1: give a class using like a carrot.
Speaker 2: But so here's the thing. You don't need to pay.
Speaker 2: I can show you for free.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you know all the tricks I do.
Speaker 2: And I showed you some of the tricks.
Speaker 1: I know. I thought I was doing fine in that department,
Speaker 1: and then the complaint came in and it's destroyed my confidence.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'll bring a banana
Speaker 2: next week and show you what to do.
Speaker 3: How long ago was this complaint.
Speaker 2: Five years ago?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: It was, uh, I don't know about four years ago,
Speaker 1: about three or four years ago. Yeah, And it's destroyed me,
Speaker 1: Like I can I have trauma from the comment. Okay,
Speaker 1: and it is made me doubt myself with future partners.
Speaker 3: I get a little nurture partners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I any future partner I would future partners?
Speaker 3: What do you you should say that on your stand
Speaker 3: up set? That's funny?
Speaker 1: What do you mean why is it funny? Because I'm
Speaker 1: not going to find one? Is that over my head?
Speaker 2: Laura was texting me about something today. Did you read
Speaker 2: my response to you? I don't think, so, oh you didn't.
Speaker 1: How does that work?
Speaker 2: Oh well, then this is perfect because I can read
Speaker 2: it on the air. So she was she was asking me, I.
Speaker 1: Was asking you about the jewelry, right, God, damn it?
Speaker 2: What that?
Speaker 1: Put your phone away right now? He's a picture of holes.
Speaker 1: He sent me a picture of holes or pattern.
Speaker 3: Didn't you just get over it?
Speaker 1: No, I can't exposure.
Speaker 2: So she says to me. It was regarding Dan, and
Speaker 2: I said. She wanted to know where I wanted some
Speaker 2: sand from, And I said, can I have the sand
Speaker 2: from your vagina put in it?
Speaker 1: Didn't you see that?
Speaker 3: I did not see that.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: This is oh my gosh. All right now, because it's
Speaker 2: it's like a beach, like a sandy, dusty beach.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna argue with that. Okay. I want to
Speaker 1: know if you guys attend YouTube university, meaning have you
Speaker 1: learned something to do something or how to by watching
Speaker 1: a YouTube video? Yeah, it's incredible. You can learn how
Speaker 1: to do anything.
Speaker 3: Did you just learn that?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying to tell you an example from Friday.
Speaker 1: I found some tape and hair extensions in a box
Speaker 1: that were unused, and I'm like, hmmm. They cost one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a pack for them to be put in
Speaker 1: and then tip and then all that, so it's like
Speaker 1: it would be like three hundred bucks total or more
Speaker 1: than them anyway. So I'm like, I'm going to look
Speaker 1: this up on YouTube. So by myself, I put in
Speaker 1: tape in extensions with a mirror and everything. I did
Speaker 1: it in the back of my head and I look at,
Speaker 1: I did a great job.
Speaker 2: You did do a good shot.
Speaker 1: Look at you know, the color matches like it blends ina,
Speaker 1: And it's all thanks to YouTube University.
Speaker 2: I love YouTube University.
Speaker 1: I love Like, what have you learned?
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. I could not get my This was
Speaker 2: with my old car. I'd taken it in for surface
Speaker 2: with a shocker and the trunk wouldn't open, and I
Speaker 2: was like, well, what's the deal. Do you know there's
Speaker 2: a little button inside the glove compartment compartment that they
Speaker 2: can lock to prevent anybody from going into your trunk.
Speaker 1: Really in all cars.
Speaker 2: In most I think most recent ones.
Speaker 1: Okay, and.
Speaker 2: YouTube University, thank you very much. Found out where it
Speaker 2: was and I was able to unlock my trunk, and
Speaker 2: oh my gosh, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder if I could give my car an oil
Speaker 1: chain by myself.
Speaker 2: Oh oh boy, that would be something to see oil changing.
Speaker 3: It's not that hard, but you shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: If you decide to do that, I would like you
Speaker 2: to call me, yeah, because I bring the popcorn and well, okay,
Speaker 2: lay in your hammock and watch you do it.
Speaker 1: Now. The only problem would be the old oil coming out.
Speaker 1: I would just need a bucket, right or something.
Speaker 2: Why are you looking at me?
Speaker 3: And you have to dispose of it? Correct?
Speaker 1: No, that's true.
Speaker 3: And if you spill technically that's a huge fine. Oh no,
Speaker 3: I mean no, it's probably gonna get you far, but
Speaker 3: she'll spill it. Yeah. Plus you gotta get underneath the car. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you gotta watch off the oil doesn't fall on your
Speaker 3: face because definitely it probably will be on your hand.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 2: You you giving the perfect blow job for an hour
Speaker 2: is better than you changing oil in your car. I'm okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I would not. Hey, have you YouTube universitied how to
Speaker 2: give a BJ.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think I bet it's on there.
Speaker 2: I bet it is.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, you can look that up. You can look
Speaker 1: that up, all right, So I want to know what's
Speaker 1: up in double D news?
Speaker 2: Hold on, you're getting ahead of.
Speaker 3: No, we don't need to look up videos on tutorials.
Speaker 3: I just want Oh why don't you look that up
Speaker 3: privately and I'll just pump the double D.
Speaker 2: It absolutely does. Look at all these.
Speaker 1: It's endless.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 1: Okay, perfect, Okay, that's great.
Speaker 2: Well wait a minute, don't you want to hear my.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, sorry, cut the music.
Speaker 2: Wow, you are just rushing this thing along the site.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I wow, truly apologize.
Speaker 2: You are welcome.
Speaker 3: I was going to drag this out.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not so this this week. So Trader Joe's
Speaker 2: now has the seasonal Thanksgiving stuffing chips. Okay, are absolutely
Speaker 2: if you guys.
Speaker 1: Don't they like potato chips.
Speaker 2: Their potato chips, their kettle chips. Okay, if you guys
Speaker 2: have never seen them, they're the seasoned kettle chips. So
Speaker 2: they are. They only come out at Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: And they taste like stuffing.
Speaker 2: They taste like a Thanksgiving flavors of the classic holiday dish.
Speaker 2: In each potato chip. It tastes like Thanksgiving stuffing. It
Speaker 2: is they are so good.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: I found out from a friend of mine. He goes, Oh,
Speaker 2: haven't you tried the popcorn. There's the popcorn? Yes, oh this,
Speaker 2: well it's the seasoned popcorn, same thing it is. Ah,
Speaker 2: I thought the chips were delicious. In four days, I've
Speaker 2: bought three bags of the popcorn and I have about
Speaker 2: one bag left really, so we know. Yeah, in a
Speaker 2: little under a week, I have bought three bags of popcorn.
Speaker 2: It is absolutely delicious, and it said Trader Joe's get it.
Speaker 2: Well you can because I went in there the other
Speaker 2: night and there's not a whole lot left.
Speaker 1: That's the only thing I like about Thanksgiving dinner is
Speaker 1: the stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and the bread.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not the hole the whole didn't didn't did
Speaker 1: the dinner as a whole. I'm not a huge.
Speaker 2: Fan of though. Sometimes I will just make food truly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Although real quick, I think we need to give
Speaker 3: Erica YouTube University on what qualifies as a good host
Speaker 3: chat topic.
Speaker 1: Delicious, how to give a captivating how to tell a story?
Speaker 3: Maybe just topics or you know, I don't know, you
Speaker 3: brought yours was interesting. When he comes in, he goes,
Speaker 3: I bought popcorn this week, four bags of it, and
Speaker 3: that was the entire story.
Speaker 2: Why don't YouTube just eat me?
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're busy eating four bags of popcorn.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't even eat meals anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I've got something really exciting for you.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna believe it. So I found chips, I
Speaker 3: traded jo and then I found popcorn and I got
Speaker 3: four bags of it.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm old it's things like excites me this week.
Speaker 2: Wait till I get apostropedic bed. You guys are ever
Speaker 2: going to hear the end of it.
Speaker 3: I had a whirlwind of a week. I changed my
Speaker 3: cell phone plan this week.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wow, Wow, this is so jealous.
Speaker 1: Oh. I want to show you something before the double
Speaker 1: de news because I think you might be able to
Speaker 1: get this in time for Christmas. I ordered this thing
Speaker 1: from Amazon probably a year and a half ago, and
Speaker 1: it's been sitting underneath my stairs. I have storage under
Speaker 1: there because I just haven't gotten around to it. I'm thinking,
Speaker 1: and I thought, I'm going to bust it out. I'm
Speaker 1: going to start on it, and I'm I'm going to
Speaker 1: give it to her for Christmas. So you send in
Speaker 1: a picture, any picture to this link on Amazon and
Speaker 1: they turn it into a paint by number painting, and
Speaker 1: it comes with all the paints. Look, this is the painting,
Speaker 1: So this is Evan and I and this is what
Speaker 1: the picture looks like. And then they it comes with
Speaker 1: all the paints, it comes with brushes, it comes with
Speaker 1: like a guide and it's gonna look so cool. But
Speaker 1: I've already started, I know. And it was not that expensive.
Speaker 1: I think it was like, I don't know, maybe twenty
Speaker 1: five dollars, oh, twenty seven dollars paint. No, it was.
Speaker 1: It's good paint. It was nice, thick paint. But they
Speaker 1: have there's like such tiny teeny sign, tiny.
Speaker 2: Little I would never have the patience for that.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I think. I hope I finish it in time for Christmas.
Speaker 3: But I mean real quick. Actually, speaking of patients, what
Speaker 3: never happened with Keanu Reeves?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I pulled out our little buddy here. Yeah, and uh,
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing. Yeah, someone dropped the ball
Speaker 1: on that Can you pick that ball back up?
Speaker 2: Who's to say somebody dropped the ball?
Speaker 3: I know, I'm I'm safely assuming you dropped the ball.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You don't know what I do in my private time.
Speaker 3: No, I do know you're doing your private time. I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure it's not Reeves stuff.
Speaker 1: So get on it, get on it, get back on it.
Speaker 1: You're whoever bff you have up there's publicist or him
Speaker 1: or somebody somebody in his circle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or Harrison Ford.
Speaker 1: Yes, we need we need one of them.
Speaker 3: He's busy.
Speaker 1: What is he busy doing? Uh, movies, He's in a movie.
Speaker 1: He's currently Marvel movie.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, he is Captain America.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Well I'm not into Marvel movies at all.
Speaker 3: Harrison Ford's not into you.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's not. I'm sure he's not. All right,
Speaker 1: cue the music again, double time.
Speaker 2: Britney Spears makes her final child support payment to Kevin
Speaker 2: Federline on Friday. She's been he's been getting twenty thousand
Speaker 2: dollars a month, but their youngest Sadden Jayden James, turned
Speaker 2: eighteen in September. After Brittany and Kevin divorced in twenty
Speaker 2: seven they agreed on twenty thousand dollars a month in
Speaker 2: child support for Jaden and his older brother Sean Preston
Speaker 2: twenty eighteen, it went up to forty thousand because the
Speaker 2: boys were Kevin full time. It went back down to
Speaker 2: twenty after Sean Preston turned eighteen.
Speaker 1: This year, getting a twenty thousand dollars check every month.
Speaker 3: Well, you have to be really crazy for the court
Speaker 3: award to award a man child support.
Speaker 1: Wow, or cut full custody, you got to be pretty nuts. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess when you're in a conservatorship or whatever, maybe
Speaker 1: you're not allowed to have a custody of kids. Who knows,
Speaker 1: But I didn't you say in the last year that
Speaker 1: she reconciled with Jayden, Yes, her youngest. That's good. That's
Speaker 1: a step in the right direction at least.
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga fans. She is filming the series on Netflix Wednesday,
Speaker 2: season two.
Speaker 1: Oh, with Jenna Ortega. Yes, that was a good That
Speaker 1: was a good series. I liked that. On Godles there
Speaker 1: is Lady Dog is going to be in it.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's no word on what her role will be.
Speaker 2: That it's currently filming. Though Sidney Sweeney says women in
Speaker 2: Hollywood do not stand up for each other, and she
Speaker 2: quotes none of it is happening. It's a front for
Speaker 2: all the other crap that they say behind everyone's back.
Speaker 2: Back in April, a producer got some flat for saying
Speaker 2: Sidney Sweeney isn't pretty or talented. While in the new
Speaker 2: interview with Vanity Fairs, Sydney was asked why she thinks
Speaker 2: women get knocked down in Hollywood. Quote, it's very disheartening
Speaker 2: to see women tear other women down, especially when women
Speaker 2: who are successful in other avenues of the industry see
Speaker 2: younger talent working really hard, hoping to achieve whatever dreams
Speaker 2: they may have. The entire industry, all people say is
Speaker 2: women empowering other women. None of it's happening. All of
Speaker 2: it is fake and a front for the other shit
Speaker 2: that they say behind everyone's back. Sydney atta that it
Speaker 2: could be a generational problem to believe only one woman
Speaker 2: can be at the top. Quote, so all the others
Speaker 2: feel like they have to fight each other or take
Speaker 2: that one woman down instead of being like, let's lift
Speaker 2: all everybody else up.
Speaker 1: Do you think she I think she's beautiful?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, she is, No, she is. I don't know.
Speaker 3: That does sound a little naive to me, only because
Speaker 3: I don't think that's like a unique to women. I
Speaker 3: think that's just a unique to hall, Like that's just Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Everyone deals with that in Hollywood. Like, that's not like
Speaker 3: a backstabbing And I don't think that's like a you know,
Speaker 3: like a woman problem. I think that's just a problem
Speaker 3: with Hollywood. Is that.
Speaker 1: Well maybe she's saying, like with the women empowerment or
Speaker 1: women helping women or me too.
Speaker 3: Thing, it is a zero sum game in Hollywood though
Speaker 3: there's only one role or one person for each roll.
Speaker 3: So I mean, like, yeah, that's it's kind of the business.
Speaker 3: It's I mean, it's not a good thing, but that's
Speaker 3: the structure that's going to stay that way because that's
Speaker 3: the incentive.
Speaker 1: When did Euphouria coming back? By the way it got canceled?
Speaker 3: It did I think they pulled the plug on it?
Speaker 1: Oh when that guy died, Well.
Speaker 3: That and I think that there was issues with the
Speaker 3: showrunner and one of the chicks quit.
Speaker 1: So oh no, yeah that was a good show.
Speaker 2: Good show, Okay, so one god, I continue ready to go.
Speaker 2: Dave Creer from Full House is battling stage three non
Speaker 2: Hodgkin's lymphoma, but he says it's highly curable. He only
Speaker 2: found out last month and he's already had three surgeries
Speaker 2: and he's undergoing chemo on Friday, so we wish him
Speaker 2: the best of luck.
Speaker 3: Else has he done since Full House?
Speaker 2: I don't think really much.
Speaker 3: I always kind of liked him. Yeah, he wasn't funny,
Speaker 3: but he was likable.
Speaker 1: And the Grammy nominations came out. You know who was
Speaker 1: number one with eleven nominations?
Speaker 2: I'm going to no, No, I'm going to say Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 1: No, really no, they all got a lot of them.
Speaker 3: Chapel, Roone, Chappelle ron No, who oh, Beyonce?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Eleven nominations for Cowboy Carter or whatever.
Speaker 2: That thing it was a terrible album was terrible.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's kind of strange that only because she
Speaker 1: didn't really do a bunch of.
Speaker 2: Promotions for not at all.
Speaker 3: Maybe Sidney Swinge is right, that is really.
Speaker 2: That is crazy.
Speaker 3: She beat out Taylor she be Honestly, I don't listen
Speaker 3: to like any of those pop star ladies but me
Speaker 3: either Sabrina Carpenter there. I feel like probably should have
Speaker 3: been up there or Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: Even she sold out the Sports Arena.
Speaker 3: She did, I would have given it to Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2: I know she those tickets were so expensive. I know
Speaker 2: I wanted to go and I was like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh, we were giving him away on Star people were
Speaker 1: freaking out big time. But she is exploded, I know.
Speaker 1: And you know who she is dating, right, the dude
Speaker 1: from Sultur.
Speaker 2: The guy.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that guy is like ugly in the handsomest
Speaker 3: way possible.
Speaker 1: He's what do they call it, grott? He's grott, gross
Speaker 1: and hot.
Speaker 3: He's not good like a man. Is he hot?
Speaker 1: Totally exactly, He's grott.
Speaker 3: He's got nice eyes.
Speaker 1: He's just there's something about him. He's like a cool,
Speaker 1: sexy vibe.
Speaker 3: He seems kind of insane too, in a cool way.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: That was like the showed his full member on Sultburn. Yeah,
Speaker 3: everything in.
Speaker 1: It, fling and letting it fly. Oh my gosh, such
Speaker 1: a good movie.
Speaker 2: Have you seen her video for Taste?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so. The one was sling It or Jenner Ortega. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was weird.
Speaker 2: It's it's a takeoff on like Death Becomes Her. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really.
Speaker 1: Good single taste, uh.
Speaker 3: Huh, yeah, relatively new. She is like really gorgeous too.
Speaker 2: She is beautiful.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What TV show is she on? She was she on Nickelodeon,
Speaker 1: one of those like a Disney Yeah, she was something, Yeah, anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: So we're gonna play a really quick game called how
Speaker 1: well do you know me? And we're going to play okay,
Speaker 1: and then you pick a card and you ask the question.
Speaker 1: I'm going to see how well I know you? Okay,
Speaker 1: and then vice versa. By the first up, aren't these
Speaker 1: cards cute?
Speaker 2: Easy to lose?
Speaker 1: I know? All right, you go first?
Speaker 2: You want me to go first? Yes, all right? Would
Speaker 2: I rather spend a year in a foreign city or
Speaker 2: a year in a cabin in the woods?
Speaker 3: Cabin in the woods?
Speaker 1: Well, considering all the horror movies that he watches, I
Speaker 1: think he'd be a little bit freaked out being in
Speaker 1: a cabin in the woods for that long.
Speaker 3: Hold on, can you imagine him in a foreign city?
Speaker 3: What if it's like Turkmenistan or like the Standbull or something.
Speaker 1: No, what if it's like Rosa Rito that's a small
Speaker 1: I'm going to say a foreign town.
Speaker 3: I'm saying cabin in the woods.
Speaker 2: What's the answer, cavin in the woods?
Speaker 1: Oh really? I oh my god? Okay, how well do
Speaker 1: you know me? True? Or false? I love spicy food?
Speaker 3: True or no? False? You can't handle any spicy food?
Speaker 2: No, I'm shoot, it's kind of a you don't like
Speaker 2: it super super spicy, so kind of middle of the road,
Speaker 2: so i'd say true false.
Speaker 3: She remember she wouldn't do that chip challenge at all.
Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm saying, because it was too spicy,
Speaker 2: I think, But you don't like it super super bland either.
Speaker 1: When I order from Asian bistro up the street and
Speaker 1: I order my fried rice, they give you a number
Speaker 1: from one zero to ten in hotness, I check zero.
Speaker 1: I call it candle any you can't handle at all?
Speaker 3: I remember the last second.
Speaker 2: Because you like the leos hot sauce, the spice, the salsa. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that and that's spicy.
Speaker 1: It's it is not that spicy. And I only dip
Speaker 1: it a little bit.
Speaker 3: That's that's people.
Speaker 1: The guy, Yeah, I can't handle like I can't handle.
Speaker 3: I remember that.
Speaker 2: What's a habit I have I wish I could change.
Speaker 3: I'm not allowed to say it on broadcast.
Speaker 1: A habit of going a customers, Yeah, like getting getting
Speaker 1: overly annoyed at overreacting? Is that a habit to overreact?
Speaker 3: He's going to say, excuse me, I always am perfectly reacting.
Speaker 1: Does anything come to mind?
Speaker 3: What would you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what would you say?
Speaker 2: I would say the habit that I have as I'm
Speaker 2: far too clean, too clean?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What?
Speaker 3: Okay, that's a strength. There's a weakness sort of thing.
Speaker 3: He's like, I care about my job too much? Too clean?
Speaker 2: No, I mean I'm obsessively clean.
Speaker 3: No, you're not.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a popcorn that your habit is. Now that popcorn?
Speaker 3: Okay, apparently it was notable enough to share it on
Speaker 3: hero Jack.
Speaker 1: All Right, name one of my heroes?
Speaker 2: Your dad?
Speaker 3: That's cheating someone someone.
Speaker 1: Not related, but he really was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let me name another one. Then I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: Howard Stern.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love Howard Stern. You think I love him?
Speaker 1: He's like one of my radio heroes in life, Jeff
Speaker 1: or Jair. I love them. They're my heroes too.
Speaker 3: You would say that about everybody.
Speaker 1: You're my hero? Did you ever know that too much? Brian?
Speaker 1: You're my hero too?
Speaker 3: Going, no, pick someone better, Okay, go pick someone interested? Kidding?
Speaker 2: What is the most prize? What is my most prized
Speaker 2: personal possession?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, m hmm, what does he have from it?
Speaker 3: Check it all as most prize?
Speaker 1: Though it well, because it's an actual is from the movie,
Speaker 1: so it's an actual prop movie prop. Maybe does he
Speaker 1: have anything from his mom?
Speaker 2: Dude, your you are hot hot hot wedding ring something?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Okaysology, there there you go.
Speaker 2: I have my mom and my dad's wedding ring.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that. Hey, you know what we worked
Speaker 1: together on that, Brian.
Speaker 3: No, I said, oh, great idea.
Speaker 1: I started and you finished. Yes I did.
Speaker 3: We did something from his mom? All right, fair enough?
Speaker 1: Which is more my style? A lazy beach day or
Speaker 1: a long high in the woods, lazy.
Speaker 3: Beach day, lazy down on the couch. But yeah, beach
Speaker 3: day is probably closer to that.
Speaker 1: Not asked me to go on a hike.
Speaker 3: I do not love hiking.
Speaker 2: I just she doesn't like walking from here to her car.
Speaker 3: I won't walk up de Vaughn's walking is great.
Speaker 1: Once I'm doing it, I like it, but it's hard
Speaker 1: to get going when I walk Elvis that I enjoy it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get this one, okay, all right? What gets
Speaker 2: me really angry?
Speaker 1: Incompetence and bad customer service and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: I never I would have guessed that a million years.
Speaker 1: Do I have a surprising secret talent?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Yes, what you can't. You have the ability to extract
Speaker 2: information from people that I think they would ever tell
Speaker 2: anybody else.
Speaker 3: I don't call that a secret. She's just incredibly like
Speaker 3: she doesn't read social cues, and she will just push
Speaker 3: way past the people of like the point of ud.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's I mean, like you have when.
Speaker 1: Has this happened? My God, with the interviews that we oh, yes,
Speaker 1: am I inappropriate?
Speaker 2: No, not inappropriate at all, But you have just this
Speaker 2: very I'm the social cues sometimes.
Speaker 3: Okay, how many times have I have you said should
Speaker 3: I do this? And I go, oh, no, that's uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: You're like, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just not taking your advice all.
Speaker 3: But the reason I said no, don't do it, I'm like,
Speaker 3: that sounds uncomfortable, and you're like, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna love to do it to me consecutively.
Speaker 2: She loves to do it to me.
Speaker 3: I know now, But I would say, and they show
Speaker 3: biz situation. That's probably a pretty essential trait. Thank you,
Speaker 3: and really annoying, God, really annoying.
Speaker 2: What are the first names of my parents, Ray and Elaine?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's her middle name.
Speaker 1: I mean Lee Lee Lee and Ray no Lee Ray, okay,
Speaker 1: and your dad my.
Speaker 2: Middle name.
Speaker 3: Edward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hey, okay, I'm so glad I got that. That
Speaker 1: would have been bad. Can I play any musical instruments?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to be able to play the piano
Speaker 1: a little bit, like I know, I'd love it if
Speaker 1: I had a piano on here, I would love it.
Speaker 3: I haven't played the piano a long time actually.
Speaker 1: So you literally can sit down and just like, can
Speaker 1: you read music? Still?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty rusty, but yeah, I can still read music.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. Okay. What is more my style? Video
Speaker 2: games and a pizza or a cup of tea and
Speaker 2: a good book?
Speaker 3: Oh I want I'd say pizza in a movie to
Speaker 3: tea and a book. Yeah, but pizza in a movie
Speaker 3: that's rated less than thirty percent rotten?
Speaker 1: All right? Is there a TV or a movie? Is
Speaker 1: there a TV show or a movie? I often quote from.
Speaker 2: Or Breaking Bad?
Speaker 3: You don't really quote.
Speaker 1: Very I'm not good at that. I don't I'm not
Speaker 1: good at remembering movie quotes.
Speaker 3: That's stuff all day long. But you don't really quote
Speaker 3: any guys?
Speaker 1: Got that like remembering?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's interesting. I read this thing that guys have
Speaker 3: like really incredible spatial memory, but there's another type of
Speaker 3: memory that they have terrible, Like detail stuff is typically awful.
Speaker 1: True, Like I try to get I try to extract
Speaker 1: details from like my son, right, like is that all
Speaker 1: that happened? Like what else? Tell me? More? Like it's
Speaker 1: just so flat and bland, like there's got to be
Speaker 1: more to this story.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, it's interesting that you say that, because
Speaker 2: I was in a conversation the other day where it
Speaker 2: was brought to my attention that I don't ask questions
Speaker 2: deep enough. But it was just a very, to me,
Speaker 2: a very simple statement hmmm, that I didn't expound on.
Speaker 3: I think guys infer a lot more from statements than
Speaker 3: like women do. They tend. Women tend to want to know,
Speaker 3: while as men just assume the details.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it was just a very blanket statement like oh,
Speaker 2: I've been here, but I've never been in this part
Speaker 2: of this area. And I was like, oh okay, and
Speaker 2: so it was, well, you're not going to ask me
Speaker 2: any more questions on it. I was like, oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't think I needed to, you know. So it was
Speaker 2: it was like I I realized, Okay, maybe on certain things.
Speaker 2: I need to ask more questions on it.
Speaker 1: Well, were you interested in knowing?
Speaker 2: Well, of course, but I didn't think I didn't think it.
Speaker 1: It warn't accord to you to like ask more more
Speaker 1: about for more details.
Speaker 2: Well know, because I had said, oh I have, I
Speaker 2: wasn't aware that this area existed either. And we were
Speaker 2: on the cancer Walk I did the Susan g Coma Walk.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, and one of my friends that I was
Speaker 2: walking with I had said, oh, I've never been up
Speaker 2: this back way before, and I said, oh, I never
Speaker 2: had either until I started doing the walk and he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, well, I I've been to Tory Pines.
Speaker 2: I just haven't been this back way. And I was like, oh, okay, cool.
Speaker 3: That to me sounds like an acquate amount of conformation
Speaker 3: for that conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what did he expect? What did he want from you?
Speaker 2: I think he just wanted me to ask more questions about, oh,
Speaker 2: what did you do when you were here? And I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, okay, you know, so okay.
Speaker 3: I can't remember birthdays to save my life. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what month your guys' birthdays are in. Yeah,
Speaker 3: January May, I guess January May.
Speaker 1: I will give you twenty dollars if you guess the date.
Speaker 1: Don't say not you wait the year? No, not the year,
Speaker 1: the date.
Speaker 3: Eighteen sixty, the day? Wait? What month is it in May?
Speaker 1: May?
Speaker 3: Which your eighteen?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what year?
Speaker 2: Just what the date?
Speaker 3: Long ass time ago? Okay, the day May twelve? Nope,
Speaker 3: what was it? That was my second guest.
Speaker 2: I was trying to signal you I was.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: I was going like this, erics is the erics is
Speaker 2: the nineteenth eight eight?
Speaker 3: I was closed my second guy.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do one in one and then we're done. Okay,
Speaker 1: which is more my style? Workout clothes, old jeans or
Speaker 1: a designer outfit?
Speaker 2: First one old jeans.
Speaker 3: Well, sweats counts as workout clothes. I'm gonna say sweats.
Speaker 1: Yes, I love sweats. I love sweatsh I was old jeans,
Speaker 1: I love too.
Speaker 2: I was like workout clothes.
Speaker 1: I know I do wear workout clothes, but I don't.
Speaker 3: Designer, so that hey, what's the category of it looks
Speaker 3: like it's a designer, but it's only three dollars.
Speaker 1: That's all. That's my closet, my closet.
Speaker 2: As a young child. Did I have a favorite toy
Speaker 2: or stuffed animal? What was it?
Speaker 1: Ooh? Is there an answer?
Speaker 2: Did you have something I did?
Speaker 3: Is it from a particular franchise or is it like
Speaker 3: a generic thing?
Speaker 2: No, it's a generic thing.
Speaker 3: Is it manly?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: He had a stuffed teddy bear with like one eye
Speaker 1: toys or like a doll house. I'm saying teddy bear.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a teddy Bear. Okay, what was his name?
Speaker 2: I don't remember your favorite, but it was a teddy Bear.
Speaker 1: Mine was a Snoopy teddy It was like a Teddy Bear,
Speaker 1: but it was a snoopy stuffed animal. And I still
Speaker 1: have it.
Speaker 2: I still have I still have my Yeah. When my
Speaker 2: we went through my parents' house, my mom still had it.
Speaker 3: Stoopy had the older generation like a throat, like a
Speaker 3: what you call it throat, hoold or choke hold.
Speaker 1: I couldn't wait until Christmas time and Halloween time when
Speaker 1: that when the Charlie Brown special wat every year. I
Speaker 1: love it.
Speaker 2: Oh, by the way, Brian, do you have shudder?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you watch Infested yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I did see a movie though this week.
Speaker 3: Well, I saw Heretic. Heretic is really good. Now it's
Speaker 3: not perfect because the third act you definitely derails from
Speaker 3: like what could have been like one of the best
Speaker 3: movies I've ever seen, but it ends up being really good.
Speaker 2: Okay, So is it scary?
Speaker 1: Is it psychologically?
Speaker 2: I've heard it's psychological. It's not a horror movie.
Speaker 3: No, it's not a horror movie. There are some moments
Speaker 3: where it attempts to be somewhat of a horror movie
Speaker 3: and it actually feels really out of place. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: don't try. Yeah, he is incredible, Oh my god, he's good.
Speaker 1: What does he play?
Speaker 3: He plays a creepy old man.
Speaker 2: Oh wow.
Speaker 3: But the thing is that it's really the movie is
Speaker 3: an examination of religion, but in the guise of a
Speaker 3: suspense thriller movie. Actually do let with less suspense and
Speaker 3: more examination of religion because those scenes were really good.
Speaker 1: So I loved it and you saw it in a theater?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I would go seeing it.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Guess what starts tonight? What house was of Beverly Hills?
Speaker 1: Ninety Day Fiance, the Other Way?
Speaker 2: Oh boy?
Speaker 1: Oh a reunion show. Oh it's gonna be.
Speaker 2: Off the hinge, Oh boy, off the hook?
Speaker 1: Okay, coming up on our Thursday show, We're gonna have
Speaker 1: my mother, Mary Heater, on the phone because I need
Speaker 1: to talk to her about something regarding Thanksgiving dinner when
Speaker 1: I was young.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna soon.
Speaker 2: Do I get to call her?
Speaker 1: Yes? You can? Well, I think, well she doesn't. Does
Speaker 1: she know your number? Yeah, she has your number. I
Speaker 1: don't know. We'll see. Okay, all right, We're gonna talk
Speaker 1: to my mom and we have a game. Oh, Brian,
Speaker 1: we have a trivia game. I remember you were saying, like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's do a trivia Okay, we'll see. We have a
Speaker 1: trivia game coming up on Thursday, all right, and our
Speaker 1: big stand up comedy shows on the ninth of December.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then on Thursday, I have Have you heard
Speaker 2: about all this stuff with Brianna Chicken Fry and Uh
Speaker 2: zach or I don't know what what the country singer.
Speaker 3: Who Brianna Chicken Fry Zach?
Speaker 2: No, she was dating Uh, I'll get his name, and
Speaker 2: they broke up and he wanted her to give her
Speaker 2: his team wanted to give her twelve million dollars to
Speaker 2: say nothing, and she said no, and she's coming out
Speaker 2: how abusive. He wasn't Zach.
Speaker 1: You're going to need to get Zach Zach Bryan the
Speaker 1: country scene.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, juicey, let's revisit that one.
Speaker 1: Yeah we will. Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: I just have to I can't remember. I think it's
Speaker 2: Zach Bryant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but well we'll see. Yeah, his public publicist. We'll
Speaker 1: get into that.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's gonna be good.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much for watching. We love you guys,
Speaker 1: love you, thank you for listening and love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you, I love you too, you too?
Speaker 3: How about you love me?
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 2: No, not love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you, my sweet babies.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye bye bye bye