Speaker 1: Neonic adoptions a sense I have not missed you, Craig,
I don't think any of us have.
Speaker 2: No. No, that was a perfect response, just like now recording.
Speaker 3: Little rusty, and like now recording, Oh.
Speaker 1: God, it's I mean, it looks better, like it actually
gives you the day and time of the recording thing,
and they look like they've done work on it. And
they actually have a record stop recording button, which is
kind of cool. So you know what, maybe maybe they
maybe they worked on it, you know, because maybe maybe
maybe got better. Maybe it got better.
Speaker 4: Maybe Craig, we could.
Speaker 1: Greg with Greg and g arc went to therapy.
Speaker 3: They didn't need each other.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Turns out they were very toxic.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe we're back here doing
this again.
Speaker 2: She was like, I don't know, feel like we moved
back into our parents' house, went back to our.
Speaker 1: Oh god, stop, it does feel like that, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's like, don't go back to him, And we're like,
you could do better.
Speaker 1: I can change him.
Speaker 4: I could change it.
Speaker 1: Hello and welcome back to Void on aka a Dandy podcast.
This voice I sound so enthusiastic. It does feel like
I moved back into my mom's house. Uh, if you're
listening to this, you might be like, wow, why does
the audio sound a little different compared to past episodes
because we went from the system we were using before
back to Discord, recording off a Discord and using a
little do hickey called Craig. We left Discord because Craig
was trash, but it looks like the system we were
using is now gave me the middle finger, and now
we're back to Craig. I hope this sounds good or
I'm gonna cry and you know what I watch you
know what DMN to cry because I will raise hell
upon you.
Speaker 4: Hopes Craigo you thought.
Speaker 1: So Craig is thriving and sees b living. He looks
like he got facelifts. So what we're going to do
is we're going to continue using Discord unless this becomes
a problem or if we find something that's better. So again,
welcome to Void ONNICA DD podcast. I am your host
in DM Devin, and today I am joined with three
marvelous people. Who are you? People who are your purpol?
Don't all go at once?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, Well hello, Hi, my name is Stiff.
I'm playing the lovely Barred Gnome Davy.
Speaker 3: And I am Tyler. I'll be playing the role of Tama.
Speaker 2: Yay we love and I am Jacob. I'm playing the
role of Freed. And you know, I just got I
just want to say, we're all interpreted here, so none
of this want to like talk first.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you're right. I mean yeah, you're not You're.
Speaker 1: Not wrong, You're not incorrect, so.
Speaker 2: Not wrong, but you're not right either.
Speaker 1: So yes, here we are. It's it's like we're back
in twenty twenty two, No, twenty twenty one, playing D
and d mm hmm. I know I'm very iffy about
so they're with us as I figure out it.
Speaker 3: Is preciousues that we have to work on.
Speaker 1: Uh huh because Craig Craig just dirty. He really did
do us dirty.
Speaker 4: He really did.
Speaker 1: He really fucking did. Because we were using Craig for everything,
all the podcasts, and then Craig's like, I'm not gonna
work today, like ever, and then it was a scramble
trying to find something that we did. And now that
something is I know we're not gonna get sponsored. I'm
not gonna say their name. I'm not gonna say the
site's name, but we were using a site. I just
they failed us like Craig did. And now we're calling
back to Craig McKay, Craig, sorry, didn't you on the
side of the road and spat in your face? Will
you forget me?
Speaker 4: He's like, fuck you.
Speaker 1: Cool, We're gonna use you.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what. You know what. The other program
it just decided need to work on itself. So it's a.
Speaker 1: We had to we had to learn. So now we're back.
Don't hate us, Crag. God, this is really this is
really giving to twenty twenty one two vibes of us
introducing Creig and roasting Craig. God. I think the only
person were any I know, Tyler, you were here for
the roasting of Craig on several occasions. I don't remember
if Jacob, if you were in any of the games
we were Craig probably.
Speaker 2: Think I think I was. It probably was. I know,
like we all had our complaints because like multiple times
we have to restart the damn recording or it just
wouldn't record at all. And I think there was at
one point during one game, so we just all just
like spent a good, like I don't know what thirty
minutes just roasting the fuck out of this program.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's one of the episodes somewhere.
Speaker 2: It's it's been a long time, but you know what
I don't like, I don't I don't revisit the past.
So we're moving on.
Speaker 1: Don't visit the past. It's it's tough. So what happened
last time? Y'all? Because this is I mean, at the
time of this recording, we're pro recording a bunch of episodes,
but this is gonna be the last time we played
for a week, for two weeks, because next week we're
not playing. In the week after we'll be back. So,
so what happened last time? Y'all's papa? What's a volunteer?
They'll get ten very head points if you take it.
We try it.
Speaker 2: So we fought. We fought one of the champions that
we the previous champions, which one he was the Monk?
Speaker 5: I forgot his name, the Monk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was named after an eighties band, Evo.
Speaker 5: Evo Yeah, Evo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's an eighties band named Evo.
Speaker 5: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: That sounds like something like a nineties grunge or like
I don't know, early two thousands, I think.
Speaker 3: Like they had red weird looking hats.
Speaker 2: Oh those guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's what the oh wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, I never knew that anyway. So we ended up
making it a deal, and part of the deal was
that we had to kill the four, the original four
champions and uh five five? Yeah? Five five?
Speaker 1: I mean you killed one, so you had four left?
Speaker 2: Yep, and then we killed this one or is this
the one that we killed and now we have four left?
Speaker 1: No, you've already killed You're already killed one before you though,
you killed the the cleric.
Speaker 2: Remember no, because I wasn't there for that.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, you were, that's right. Way, was there
for the cleric?
Speaker 2: Yes, the guy in yellow? Or was that the one
before him?
Speaker 1: The guy in yellow?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, you weren't there for the making of when
they made the deal with Newt anyway.
Speaker 2: That's why, right, right? Right? So yeah, I was there
and I was also there for this one. So yeah,
so it was pretty crazy because fucking Free kept getting
like just fucked throughout this entire fight. Oh yeah, like
he got what did he did? He get trapped like twice?
Because it turns out.
Speaker 1: The well, he got prepped at least once.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, he got trapped once and then uh Scarlet
helped it. Yeah. It turns out the monk is now
like this.
Speaker 1: Like slime domination thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so ended up. I believe it was Tama that
did the the killing blow. Yes, yes, yeah, and he
may or may not have kept the soul. Yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm just I just shoved it into my pocket.
Speaker 2: Just shoved it in your pocket.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's on a numbno on it later. Yeah, And
then y'all were left in the field that you found
found evo and.
Speaker 2: We were given the option to just go straight to
the next guy. But I think I speak for everyone.
I say we need to we need a break. We
some of us freed got royally fucked in this game.
Speaker 1: And well he did say new did say he would
heal everybody and give you back your full strength to
go to the next one. Oh mm hmmm, he will
give He will heal everyone back to one hundred hundred
percent spouse slots abilities. Everything will be back as like
you took a long rest. If you decide to go
to the next one or off the bat.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, you guys have well has my vote, So
I don't know what do you guys want to do.
Speaker 3: Let me just adjust the stats M because I got hurt.
Speaker 1: Okay, so is that? So let's take at between the
three new will heal everybody, spell slots be replenished, all
the abilities to be back to full force. If you
guys had to go up to the next one right
like right now, he takes you straight to the next one,
or if y'all want to take a little break in between,
that'll be up to you. But I will say, if
you do all four back to back to back, you
will be getting something from the D from me the
DM to y'all, something will be awarded to your characters
for doing all these four back to back to back
to back. But you have a but you do have
the option too, So that's up to y'a if you
want to take that, if you want to do all
that on that because it will replenish everything in between
each one. So like you took a like you took
a long rest.
Speaker 3: It strangely feels like a trap, like, oh, I'll give
you something. It's a curse.
Speaker 1: No not promise, I can promise you it's not a curse.
Speaker 3: And then the last first we kill is like way
far away from the boat. Is like, well, I said,
I transfer you to all these interviews, but you're gonna
have to walk back to your boat.
Speaker 1: No, no guarantee, I promise you. If there's no curse,
there's no lfax to this whatsoever. You want me to
tell you what you would get that kind of so
so you can kind of lessen the blow for you.
I don't know if I should know yet, because I'll
tell you what y'all will get.
Speaker 2: Well, just I mean, you could tell me, but if
you don't want everyone else to know, just dm me.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't care. You could tell me.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tyler, shields your ears? Cool?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Four levels? You beat four, all four back to back,
you will level up to four. You'll level up four
levels at the end of it. Wow, because this will
be the end of the arc. When you guys get
to your ship. Let's be on the first arcs that
I will give you all four levels.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, if you.
Speaker 1: If you battle all four back to back to back,
otherwise you will not beginning. You'll beginning a level of
but not four.
Speaker 7: Levels, so basically a level per yes, noise I'm done.
Speaker 1: Okay the message Tyler.
Speaker 8: Did you just fucking leave now?
Speaker 3: He muted and I went deaf for a little bit.
Speaker 2: So it's uh so we've come to decision, buddy, and
we're gonna fight them back to back to back.
Speaker 3: Okay, there'd be most a fresh word of like, Okay,
what are you gonna do with that song? I'm like,
I don't know. Maybe I should confer with Harold.
Speaker 1: Do you the roommate buddy?
Speaker 4: You want a roommate buddy?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Well I can. I can guarantee you that it'll
be worth it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna go with the group once.
Speaker 2: That's the spirit.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, see all, I want to go back to
back to back. Great, So everyone, make sure your character
sheets are back to full health. Y'all. Get all your
abilities back. If there's one ability that says you can
use it once pro long rest, you get that back
because you consider this him healing, y'all a quote unquote
long rest. Cool before we go into the game. Uh, tiff, Yeah,
take it away.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, okay, all right, all right, alright, alright, nope,
we can't get them on sized. All right. If you
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to be on the pillow and.
Speaker 1: Today's mitt's gonna be flaming hot hot cheetahs, all right,
flaming hot like ghost pepper hot.
Speaker 2: I knew it. I call that I was like, it's
not it's not gonna be the one you expect that
you enjoy it. Something that's gonna like really.
Speaker 1: Sting boom boom. Also fifteen temporary I have points to
your character sheets as well to use for this episode,
ten for the initial recap, and then five for all
take it on the challenge of all four back to back.
The rest of the rest, sorry, the rest of the
three back to back. All right, so, as we've left
off with you all, you are all left in the
field as the ooze monster thing that the monk became
kind of just melts away, and the body of the monk,
the solid body of the monk just kind of decays
into sludge as it sinks into the ground. Newts appears
behind you all as you all, I'm assuming, are circling
around the remains of Evo, right yep, mm hmm, And
he pops up and says, oh, you've already defeated him,
lovely onto the next day I'm guessing.
Speaker 3: Well, uh yeah, yeah, lovely lovely.
Speaker 1: He's like he thinks Satan which one, uh, the next
up would be, we have you guys have the two
warlocks and the barred I would suggested to in the
barred last though, reasons for reasons reasons, yes, yes, yes,
many reasons, like what kind of reasons? It's not for
me to tell. You'll find out when you get the
uh So, which warlock would you?
Speaker 9: Like?
Speaker 1: You have the Warlock of the Fiends? Actually, you know
what you're going to handle, the Warlock of the Fiend.
He probably seems the easier of the two.
Speaker 8: Like he was just like, I'll make the decision for I'll.
Speaker 1: Make a decision for you.
Speaker 2: Like on the second thought, Oh, great talk, all right, cool,
great talk. Teamwork, everybody, TeamWorks makes the dream work.
Speaker 1: So the warlock next on the chop block. His name
is m ulush In Mulah. Sorry, not in mulush In.
Mulash In mulash is his name. He is a very
or he was a very flend buoyant Warlock of the Fiend.
His patron has long been long dead due to a
much more powerful damon. He raives his hand as there's
like a portal, a line of pixie, not a faery
magic floating around y'all as it heals y'all to full
health again, spots lots of everything else, sat back like
you were just started and he's like, no, run along,
kill the next one. As he waves his hands and
you all vanish into what looks to be a cave.
Speaker 2: And uh.
Speaker 1: As you uppear on this platform. In this cave cavern,
you see in the middle of the room a light,
a a dean like creature laying down and he's just
he looks bored and he's radiating a golden light. He's
in very dapper, fancy clothing, think like Victorian England dapper, right,
and he has very luxtuous, flowy, light purple hair and
bright red horns coming out of his skull that point outward,
kind of like a bull's horns. And he is on
his pours the bottom of his back. On his lower
back right above his tailbone, he has these angelic wings
that come out a good eight foot wingspan or better.
From what you can tell, he does have a tail
that's just kind of flint wagon around. He just looks bored,
and his lower half instead of feet, it's goat legs
of white covered in white hair. And he's just sitting
there kind of whistling to and resting his hand on
his head on his hand as he's just kind of
flinging around his tail board, and you're presented with m lush,
m lush, sorry, mulash, the warlock, the fiend, what used
to be the fiend warlock? He has not noticed you
as far as you can tell. What do you do?
Speaker 3: Okay? So according to the map, it looks like there's
a bunch of water around where he is.
Speaker 1: There's little The water is not even a notving a
foot a foot high. It's like if you were a
step on it, it would cover maybe halfway up your halfway
up your foot. So it's very shallow, very like kind
little puddles, Yeah, a little puzzle of water because the
ceiling is like dripping the water. So you this location
is on the island you assume are or when you're
a phrase that if you guys would like to make
a uh investigation check to to see whereabouts on the
islands you might be, I would be able to tell
you six intelligence and sorry investigation, sorry investigation investigation. Yeah,
so we got sixteen from Tauma, twenty five from Davy,
and seven from Freed. Freed gave it his trus, gave
a good tribe, but he got a brain fart. Tama
and Tama. You assume that you are under a By
looking out and everything you hear in the dripping of
water from above, you kind of guessing maybe we're under
some water source like a river. Davy you think the
same thing. But you also see when you look up
there seems to be purpleish plant roots growing in from
the ceiling that radiate a purple glow. So with that knowledge,
you assume, oh, we're under the that Faye forests off
underneath this, underneath the uh what was that river called?
We pull it up real quick, underneath the Whispering River.
So you guys are so you you're like, okay, I
know where we're at. You are located under the Whispering River,
under that fay wood that you met Newt. And so
the river, the raging River is right above you, so
so many feet above you. You don't know exactly how much,
like the feet wise, but it's above you. That's where
all the water is coming from. And that's why everything
kind of has like a purple haze to it, a
purple haze to it from the roots as well as
the magic that's in the soil in this cavern underneath it.
So yeah, you are presented with this dame demon that
kind of has a Fay quirkiness to him. But yeah,
he's just chilling there, laying down, chilling, not realizing not
he either doesn't notice you're there or doesn't care. You're
not quite sure, but he's not looking at you all.
He's too busy, worried about his tail, flinging around his tail,
his board. He just looks like he's just and Scrolet
kind of Leen's in, She's like, so what are we
what do you suggests we do? He doesn't seem like
he know diss us right now?
Speaker 4: Who is she asking?
Speaker 1: She's asking? The group kind of leens in and kind
of just whispers, so what's there of the ones suggest
we do? Because he's not I don't think he knows
us yet.
Speaker 2: We could do a stink attack.
Speaker 1: You most certainly DM a player. She most certainly could.
You would get you would get one round of each
of you get one round to do whatever you want
before we roll initiative. But if you were to do that,
then we roll initiative right after. So if you want
to do that, we can again surprise round.
Speaker 2: Well off the table. I think we should just do it,
Like sure, this guy is just gonna be as like
fucked as the last person, so as the last guy
we fought, if not more so since he's a warlock.
So I say, let's go for it. Just get it
over with.
Speaker 1: Does everyone second that condition? That not conditioned?
Speaker 4: That uh condition?
Speaker 1: That condition the line of thinking?
Speaker 4: I mean it doesn't have to try sneak around and surround.
Speaker 1: You could do that.
Speaker 2: If we do that, Freed is just gonna have to
stay right where he is because he's not. He not
a stealthy boy.
Speaker 1: Is not a stealthy boy.
Speaker 2: No, he's just gonna stay right there.
Speaker 1: Want some to y'all what you want to do? You
want to do that, go to different parts of the
cake cavern. You won't have to roll stealth checks. But
if you were, but if one of y'all were to
fail the stealth check, that one person that failed, he'll
be looking at you. Get one surprise action from that
one from everyone else but that person, and then you
have to roll. So if he sees you, you don't get
your surprise role. So remember that, and he sees multiple
of you, if he sees more than two of you,
there's four of it, four of y'all here. If he
sees more than two of y'all, then we have then
y'all have to roll or initiative. Yeah, Clase, that includes
Scarlet someone rolling for her as well.
Speaker 2: Okay, if what if I were to cause to literally
cause a distraction.
Speaker 1: Uh, then he would look at you and you wouldn't
be you if someone were to if someone were to
fail get into their spot and you could cause a distraction,
you would just had to let it be known, and
then they would have and they would have to make
a stealth check to see if they can. Well, you
would have to roll. I would have you roll something.
Uh maybe charisma performance that a Christmas check is some
kind if you can get his attention, that makes sense,
That makes sense, right?
Speaker 2: That would shoe perception, good survival or stall performance? God,
why is my charismas.
Speaker 1: A weak Christmas week? Oof?
Speaker 2: Yeah, but yes you could if you wanted to.
Speaker 1: I would just have to figure out what you had
to figure out what you're gonna if you want to
take the eyes of the demon away from your compatriot
to make so they can get their surprise.
Speaker 2: Round mm hmm. Yeah, my chances would be love if
I tried. God, of all things, why is intimidation solo
freaking fucking barbarian and Freda is a big boy.
Speaker 1: Gave a higher scorch when you level up. Just give
them the extra points to charisma.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'll just stay right here, and everyone else
roll their stealth checks to get to where they need
to be. And then when what I could probably do,
I can still make that distraction, but it'd be this.
Speaker 1: Rightful howl it for short rest. Yeah, you could do that.
Speaker 2: That'll get his attention and ever, and then everyone else
can make their opportunity attacks.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, everyone roll me. That's not freed a
self check to see if you can get to your
spots without him noticing.
Speaker 10: Oh oh well, well well.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, not if y'all do. Y'all take one step
like you're gonna go off the platform, and somebody steps
on a rock on a couple of rocks and makes
a you accidentally kick it and it lands on the
ground and lands a puddle here, splash, and he looks
from his tail over to y'all. It's like he kind
of just stops and the stairs. He's like, wow, really.
Speaker 4: Roll initiative, Yeah really, yeah, we tried.
Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen, let me know that we tried.
Speaker 1: You tried, you tried, tried, tried, you tried. Okay, let
me wait, wait, hold up, initiative. I need to hold up.
Let me clear everything because it still had the last
ones on it. So let me clear everything. Okay, now
you roll initiative.
Speaker 9: Okay, all right, okay, hold on again.
Speaker 2: My boy Freed rolls high for initiative like.
Speaker 4: Every time my token I clicked it.
Speaker 1: Apparently you didn't. I'll add it, don't you frets?
Speaker 4: I am fretting. I'm fretting.
Speaker 1: H And he will have what's its initiative?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: God, does even having an initiative? What the fuck? What's
the initiative?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Eh, okay, he has an eleven? All right, So we
got descending first up on the chop block, Fred, what
you're doing?
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry, cut out there for a second. What
am I doing? Okay?
Speaker 1: Well yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Well? Reed is like a little cut off guard because
everybody like failed horribly on their stuff. Just like just
like he was the one who came up with the plants,
who was like, okay, everyone get into place, all right,
you just go over there, go over there, I'll create
a distraction. Ready break And then as soon as you
guys move get his attention, and he's like, m.
Speaker 11: That was the plan.
Speaker 2: Well that was a part of the plan. So takes
in a deep breath and then does frightful hell.
Speaker 1: Oh frightful hell got it? So I gotta make a
wisdom saving throw right.
Speaker 2: Yep against my DC which is.
Speaker 1: Fifteen fifteen gods unt twenty plus his saving throw mod
or yeah thirty.
Speaker 12: So yeah, he passes so free just like how's like,
let just takes in a deep breath and lets out
the most like menacing and just disturbing.
Speaker 2: How right I think? Uh, I'm pretty sure everyone's seen
an American werewolf in London. M hm remember that? How
that how that we hear the werewolf do like right
out the bat and this this guy right here just
looks at looks at him all like.
Speaker 6: Cute, like, well I have tonight is now okay, Well
that wasn't part of the plan.
Speaker 13: That definitely wasn't the plan. Part of the plan, Okay,
edit that part out.
Speaker 14: So just.
Speaker 2: Gonna yeah, okay, gonna movement speed again and and there.
Speaker 6: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: H so freed is I'm just gonna move them. Oh wow,
they help if I can actually move them?
Speaker 1: Oh we.
Speaker 2: Set fifteen twenty.
Speaker 13: Oh my god, I'm just gonna go ahead and end
my turn.
Speaker 1: You're gonna move up to the to the other side
of the little platform you're on, okay, and that will
injure turn. Next up is Scarlet. Scarlett is gonna move
up about fifteen feet to the edge and she is
going to cast what is she gonna do. She's gonna
do sacred flame dexterity saving throw his dexterity is what
is his dex stirity decks thirty A plus seventeen, so
that beats it us. This sacred flame take caf damage Nope,
never mind, never mind and does not take no damage.
So he gets it with a sacred flame and again
is unfazed. And she's just like ha muh oh no,
she has her hands. She's like she thought she did something.
She's like, oh no, and that'll be her turn. Davy
e're roupe going so well for y'all, Right.
Speaker 4: Now, I know it's just it's going.
Speaker 1: It's going, it's just you know, just wow.
Speaker 2: Big.
Speaker 4: But she's just like cool, cool, cool, cool.
Speaker 1: Fuck.
Speaker 4: It's like i'muck hated here. Oh my god, please let
me do what I want to do.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna jump down from the platform into.
Speaker 8: This week.
Speaker 15: I want to see how far away I am.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, cool, I'm gonna cast shattered shatter? Yeah all right?
Speaker 1: So what's the shatter? Starting to make a constitution saving
throw or the full damage or if I path, if
I pass? Yeah right, So Dick's constitution saving throw, got it?
Lucky for me?
Speaker 4: What what does that mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Hold up?
Speaker 2: Zero successes? The fuck?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: What did you get up? Like? What the fuck? You
have an equation on there? Let me let me explain this.
There's like a bracket and then in a parenthes.
Speaker 1: I was messing around with the settings on the thing
and it just was not working.
Speaker 4: So which one is it? Which one is.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be? It's gonna be the you know what,
I'll go with the first one. We'll go with zero
because I fucked up. That's on me. I'll take I'll
take the.
Speaker 4: Failure, okay, and that was a crazy and I'll have
that damage.
Speaker 1: And I'll have that be a critical failure.
Speaker 4: Okay. So okay, sixteen times.
Speaker 1: Two, sixteen times two.
Speaker 4: Quick mass sixteen times, so thirty two thunder damage.
Speaker 1: Thunder damage, Okay, so so Be maybe sixteen, what the heck?
So be thirty two damaged out to him, but he
only takes sixteen. He'll take half of it.
Speaker 16: Okay, okay, and that's I can't do any other bonus.
Speaker 4: I can't do any bonus actions I can give. I
can give inspirations.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna give inspiration too.
Speaker 4: I'll give inspiration to Freed.
Speaker 1: Fread Okay, how you go tell him?
Speaker 4: Hold On got to be a parent.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, now he really has tonight is and then
it's like extra inspiring.
Speaker 1: So basically, Davy gave him an electrifying blowout because his
haircut just blue back. It is very kind of puffed out.
Became static because he got like he got electricated, so
his hair is kind of puffed out. Oh he's like, ah,
that's rude.
Speaker 4: Uh, she's gonna tell him.
Speaker 9: Oh gosh, I'm trying to think of something.
Speaker 1: Be a good boy, be a good boy. Do you
run tell him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just tell You're just gonna tell Freed be a
good boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he couldn't. Like Sickham, Freed.
Speaker 2: Freak's like tail starts wagging, like when he hears that,
he's just like starts getting gig giddy. It's just like
I'm a good boy, have a good boy? Oh my God,
like say one more time, like like say just like
to just go who's a good boy?
Speaker 1: Praise just praise m God, God damn it.
Speaker 2: Like like David just goes, who's a good boy? I
have a good boy?
Speaker 1: Jesus Rise.
Speaker 2: I get ten inspiration points.
Speaker 1: Right, I think, so next up will be.
Speaker 2: Well, hold on, howd on I put the inspiration points
on here? Like like all this all that popped up
is this little.
Speaker 1: What's there? And what's David's inspiration dice at.
Speaker 2: All? Right?
Speaker 5: Well they're muted still being a parent, I guess.
Speaker 2: We shall worry about that later. I just clicked the
inspiration thing on my character sheet and it's a little
simple popped up, so I'm just gonna leave it there.
Speaker 3: I think that's like a general buff. I don't know
if that's the same as having a certain amount of
inspiration points.
Speaker 1: Hmm, yeah, you get a certain amount of inspiration points.
But I'm just trying to figure out what.
Speaker 2: I'm just trying to figure out what I think.
Speaker 3: Last time I got inspiration points, I put it under
like one of the personality trait areas just like as
a little note. Ah, it's to be like, hey, you
have this thing, you can use it later.
Speaker 1: So part of inspiration at at fifth level. So the
D eight So you got one D eight, yes, eight, Yes,
you have a one D eight for your inspiration. So
basically you would roll that to use for whatever billyachag
saving throw or anything in that nature.
Speaker 2: So do I add that number to whatever check I roll?
Speaker 1: Yes? So like for example, if you're rolling an attack roll,
you roll the tack roll and then you would roll
the D eight and you would add that number to
the attack roll.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool.
Speaker 1: So next up is the demon and mulash Uh he
is going to he's just like he gets off, he
gets up and he looks as HER's like, how dare you?
I spent so long working on it? And he is
going to look directly at Freed roll me a constitution
saving throw.
Speaker 2: My god, oh oh, I'll shame for you. You've activated my.
Speaker 5: Oh my proficiency.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmkay, all right, yeah, you you lucky. You're lucky.
You're lucky. So you did not get petrified? Uh huh huh.
He looks at Jesus like and his eyes narrow like
he got like he got insulted, like you just called
him a slur. He's just like, oh, he's like, why
don't you fucking die?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: Why did you get scared when I held at you earlier?
See doesn't All things don't always work out the way
we want them to.
Speaker 1: Jesus, he is going to cast Do I want to
do this?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Do I wanted to want to? Okay? Imagined though? The
drama of it, all, the audacity, the audacity he's on
to cast bestow curse. And what he does when he
casts that is he sends out his hand and like
a patuort and a like a what do you call it?
A astra projection of his hand comes up to you freed,
and he scratches underneath your chin. So that's how you
get the physical touch to you. And he casts bestow curse.
Make a whiz and saving throw.
Speaker 2: He's not only a dumb boy, but he's a not
very wise boy either.
Speaker 1: And you fail. So you are now cursed for duration
of one minute with said curse. Oh when you kind
of smell choose the nature of the curse for the
following options, She's one abilliing to score wall curs. Uh
you will do you will take uh. The option of
when you're this curse is while the target is cursed,
your attacks and spells deal an extra one d c
damage to the target. So every time you hit you
with a spell or a physical attack, you take an
extra one D eight of damage on top of whatever
damage he gives you. Initially use your free go put
cause you get a chill of like necrotic energy course
through your course through your body, and your hair stands
up on end. And he's like, now y'all got now
you guys got me up? You want to fight? He
cracks his knuckles. Let's do it.
Speaker 17: And next up, tauma, we're in danger. We're in danger,
all right?
Speaker 1: What you do? Fox fire? Okay, so you conjure up
your little three fires around you and get additional ten
feet of movements, and if he was to be in
five feet of you, he would get hit with that
said damage.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Cool. So you got those three little fires. What color
are they? You never really disclose that they don't have
to be whatever color you want me to be.
Speaker 3: There could be a different color every time. Yeah, let's
make them. What's the opposite on the color wheel from violet?
Speaker 2: That would be ye yellow yellow.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're like just they're like a sick They're like
a bright, almost sickly yellow. Love that love that for him.
Speaker 3: And I moved up. This should be about thirty feet
from where it was.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you jumped down. It's not that far of
a jump, so you're not having to roll like a
dexterity check or anything. So you come off the platform
and then you scurry through like a shadow, and then
you land on the platform that he is standing on,
and you're within five feet of him. So you're gonna
send So you're gonna send any of the fires at him?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, how many? How many of them?
Speaker 3: Let's throw one?
Speaker 1: All right, roll me a D four If you're gonna
throw one of them at him, a three. Well, so
you send one of your little fires at him, and
when it hits them, it kind of flames out, and
then he absorbs the necrotic energy because it doesn't crack damage,
right it does Uh huh okay, cool, he gains back
three hit points.
Speaker 3: Huh wow, yep, cool.
Speaker 9: Cool.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. No one knew. Mm hmmm. I mean
I did say these are only get harder as you go.
But yeah, anything else hunter's mark, hunters mark from who
wait who.
Speaker 3: That's mine?
Speaker 1: Hunter's mark? You're a what a paladin? Rogue?
Speaker 3: Yes? And on the spell sheet, paladins get like three
spells and then they can get two spells that aren't
involved with happen to be a paladin?
Speaker 1: Oh? Okay, got it? Got it? Got it? Oh? So
you choose a creashy see within range, you mark them.
You deal an extra D eight of damage to the
target whenever you hit them with the weapon attack. You
also have advantage on any wisdom, survival or sorry, perception
or survival checks you make it to find it. If
the target drops to zero hip points spell ends, you
can use this the bonus action. Okay, cool, So you
got yourself an extra ly sex of damage when you
hit them? Got it? Do anything else?
Speaker 3: Nope, I'm just standing here with two fireballs left.
Speaker 1: Total ear thoughts. You're like, oh, sir, yeah about that.
I didn't mean to hitch in.
Speaker 3: This look disgusting, Like.
Speaker 1: He's like you know what I imagine he had, Like he
has like a smoke, like he's smoking. He's like hanging
all right.
Speaker 3: Next up, free sour yellow lemon m.
Speaker 1: Free. You're up. What's happening.
Speaker 2: You know what, like you know what's a good you
know what a good remedy?
Speaker 3: A sour is what old moncas cold bright.
Speaker 1: Cold meme towards the creature. Make a range spell attack.
So make a range spell attack. Mm hmm Okay, it
has sixty foot of range? Is he within sixty feet
of you? I think he might be?
Speaker 2: He certainly is?
Speaker 1: He certainly is?
Speaker 4: I don't think any of us have.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you're right, he is.
Speaker 2: Oh over here, let me see. I'm trying to see
if I can. Let me see m A D twenty
D twenty I forget I had my con right. Oh
he doesn't get any extra no.
Speaker 1: No D twenty See he is a s.
Speaker 2: Oh you do know.
Speaker 1: Is ac No? So it just hits something. He's just
like he's just he actually just enjoys the cold breeze,
like oh, refreshing, how it flings his hair back a
little bit because it's enjoying. It's like ooh ooh, this
is my god.
Speaker 2: He's like, thank, okay, you know what, like free to
starting to get is free. It's free to start to
get angry. So like, let me see, yeah that he's
with it.
Speaker 1: Burg Burgh don't do it wolf.
Speaker 4: It's like, don't go back to him, and we're like, yah,
I get changeing.
Speaker 9: Oh no, oh yeah, we probably I should probably open
that up.
Speaker 15: Are their rage probably probably should have opened up beyond.
Speaker 2: You know, he's gonna just like run.
Speaker 4: Let's see how it freaking blows down my freaking you
go right there.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you run forty feet, you jump off your platform,
you run up to him that's on his in this
cave I'm narrating to.
Speaker 2: Yep, runs right up to him and gets an extra
he does have extra attack or does that count against?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: Wait? Whoa hold on?
Speaker 4: Maybe will that work with a spell?
Speaker 2: Since I only since I only cast a spell with
extra attack work? Or will that only work?
Speaker 13: Will happen?
Speaker 2: All right? He's gonna use extra attack and he's gonna
just like smack the funk out of this, out of
this warlock with his anger.
Speaker 1: Okay, rolling yeah, let me see here, let me see here.
Speaker 2: What does he get with his melee? You get a
nextree plus your bonus to the damage roll let anchor
and that is not Oh my god, that does not hit. Yeah,
even with that plus two, it's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it does not hit No.
Speaker 2: Just runs up to the guy swings his anchor and
just misses entirely.
Speaker 1: You go, you go for his leg and when you
swing at his leg, he points his legs straight up,
kind of a like a dancer like straight up. Oh
he said, oh no, did you miss how shucks this
bread stare.
Speaker 2: Even though he's still raging, he just stares like right
where he missed you, and he's just like, this is
not my day?
Speaker 1: Is there a problem? Does to fleas bite at your
brain much?
Speaker 4: It's like l m a, oh you thought he.
Speaker 2: Just he just growls like like that's not a really growl?
Is that in your turn?
Speaker 1: Next up is Scarlet, and Scarlet is uh she's like,
he looks davy, isn't God? He's just so rude and
she's gonna look at him and she is going to
moonbeam his ass.
Speaker 2: Uh that sucks, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Okay, so she goes off.
Speaker 1: She's just like, do they make do they make for
the constitution? Saving a conceive? What would I roll for
our conceive? Again? I lost my thingy? Hold up?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: That was that zero scatters a consave right shatter a yeah? Conceive?
All right? Cool? So it'll be a d would be that, Uh,
you're not passes, so what's to do the pass take
half damage and say change into it if it fails
in form against so many different forms, right, I guess
the moonbeam doesn't take any damage if they pass it. Right, Uh,
change save or half? So it takes half, so it'd
be no, it's to be full damage. So it's radiant,
so minus six it really did so technically it would
have taken a three, but it still takes a six
radiant damage. Use that knowledge as you wish. It's girl,
it's like, I hit him. She's like here, I came
him and he uh he stops looking at Free and
looks directly at Scarlet and his eyes narrow. She's like, oh,
next your go what are you doing?
Speaker 2: He's like, girl doing fuck him up?
Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean what's the range on it? You're
probably within I would say you're with Yeah, you're worn
within range. And he's considered a large creature, so you'd
be able to hit him without having to worry about
a huge creature. Sorry, Oh that hits him. That had
some real good. That fucks some the oh so ten
points of piercing. It's what do you say to him, is.
Speaker 10: Like, hey mate, he looks up what you should right headshot.
Speaker 1: They're like smoke the flies back and when the smoke leaves,
his eyes again narrow, but they're glowing like one's going
blue and one's going yellow. Does that come to your turn?
Next up is uhmulosh. He is looking straight at you.
Davey rolled me a con save please. You are so
damn lucky right now you are so close a failure.
You were so lucky and lucky, So you just save yourself.
You do not turn to stone. You can feel like
you can feel your bi got tensing up, but then
you kind of shake it off. And then he looks
over to you and he's kind of again offended, like
you just spat at him. He's like, why won't any
of you just die? And he's gonna look right at you, David,
and he is going to actually as you you blink,
he vanishes and and almost in the blink of an eye,
he appears behind you, and you're gonna feel a hand.
I'm gonna shrink him a little because he's not that big,
like he's big, but he's not that big. He's like
that like that size. He touches. Actually he changes size
as dull. That answers my quest, That solves my problem.
He shrinks down a little bit. Any touches your back,
and he's not a cast vampiric touch, So if vanpiric
touch he makes a I need to make a melee
attack to see if he actually hits you or if
you like you know, see it coming. But twenty one
does a twenty one hit? I gotta ask you never
now cool? So it it's uh, you're gonna be taking
yok yuk yuk. You're gonna be taking three D six
in the crock damage and every green and he regains
half of that the crack damage. So three D six
the crock damage, thirteen points in the crack damage. Why
would I do that? Because I let thirteen points in
the crowd damage and he take and he absorbs six
of that for his own personal health. ILF also forgot
Tama Tama and freed y'all get attack of opportunity.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, because okay, cool, cool, cool cool, I'm just
gonna swing on with the anchor.
Speaker 1: Okay, so again, failed you hit Tama? Oh basically, so
basically he just he just gave back the hit points
he lost, got it?
Speaker 5: Got it?
Speaker 1: So if you were lit? If so, when you were gone,
uh umulsh vanished and appeared behind Davy and cast vampiric
touch and did thirteen points in the crock damage to
Davy and absorbed part of that life loss. So he
absorbed six hid points of that thirteen damage that was dealt.
So he basically took some of Davy's life, of course,
but then with Tama given him six point damn, he
just regained back what Tama did.
Speaker 2: Okay, ummm cool cool, and that.
Speaker 1: Is going to be the end of his turn. Tama,
what you doing?
Speaker 3: I wasn't pushing my button down? But yeah, I'm basically
running back all the way to where he is now.
And with the fox Fire it adds plus tend to movement.
Speaker 5: So yep, I actually forty feet.
Speaker 3: I'm might need to actually be a little closer. Okay,
I'm under him.
Speaker 1: Well uh oh okay, you were next I we'll say
you're next to him because the way the things are,
things are wrapped out.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 6: You both tell me.
Speaker 1: I tried to vine smike divine smite. Uh the fourteen
does does it? Wait? Do you have advantage. I think
with Hunter's work, I might, Oh, we need to look
because if you do Hunter's mark, do you get advantage
on hitting him? Whenever you head your weapons of.
Speaker 3: No have an advantage. I just steal extra damage.
Speaker 1: You you miss? Are you coming for a stab? He's
just like you got just poses very gayly. I a
dance move like, oh did you miss?
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry? Watch where you pointed to like to
whine and dine first?
Speaker 8: Did you just fucking leave?
Speaker 3: Can't do anything?
Speaker 1: So damn. I didn't think it was gonna be that
difficult for y'all.
Speaker 3: I move and I thrust and he's like, whoo, it's
the end of my turn.
Speaker 4: It's like.
Speaker 1: It's like that meme of when you're trying someone's trying
to stab somebody and they're doing that dance food dent
in it. It's like that meme.
Speaker 2: O.
Speaker 1: It's literally, what's happening right now? Why do I give?
Why do I do this myself? Give myself these difficult
nams because I'm gonna be fancy. Okay, I wanna be different?
Is that injured turned tama? Yeah, it's right toward Okay,
pray to your go.
Speaker 4: It's like who y'all ugly.
Speaker 2: Already. So still raging, Still raging.
Speaker 1: Yeah, still raging.
Speaker 2: Okay, So to get you well with in my range, bitch.
Speaker 1: Oh talk a lot of smack for a mutt that's
about to be neutered.
Speaker 2: Huh okay. The only person losing the only person that's
gonna lose their balls here is dude. I'm gonna be
the one biting them off.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's someone's king out there. My god.
Speaker 2: So I'm I'm I'm really done with this roll system
here because it's just been sucking me today. So I'm
just gonna roll with my dice.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna roll with your dice?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: Did I say you can roll with your dice?
Speaker 2: Do you want me to roll with the system? Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh? Tooot and.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, let me see all right, all right, all.
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Speaker 8: All right, ah.
Speaker 1: Fail raging right now, you are raging.
Speaker 2: Uh he's in strength. You're getting in.
Speaker 1: Those two damna dru Actually I lied that eight seventeen
would hit him. Yes, seventeen seventeen would hit him. Noise
that hits him.
Speaker 2: Rolling for damage, take another you took so total, just
just like like, I'll show you who else please.
Speaker 1: And then it's like you hit him in the foot.
He's like, oh, he looks down. And then you raise
up the anchor. You hit him in the face. Headshot.
Speaker 11: Yum each ship.
Speaker 2: And uh that's it.
Speaker 1: Next up is Scarlet. Scarlet is like she is going
to uh sacred fire, miss thing.
Speaker 2: Why do you want my towels? I just got them
out of the fucking oh sorry, ooh, oh, all right,
I'm gonna meet myself light scold my dog.
Speaker 1: Oh it fails, so he takes twenty two points of
the radiant damage. Damn damm, she fucked him up. She's
like ah, she's like no, she answered the sacred flame
and he rubs in flame as he lets eye a
shriek and as the flame is like a bright light
yellow light color, it turns purple as he absorbs it,
and he looks to everyone. It's like, you come in
my home.
Speaker 4: To do what?
Speaker 1: And would be the end of Scarlet's turn. Dav your go.
Speaker 8: Opey like I was just like, I'll make the decision
for you.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna move to the side. You're gonna try
to shoot him again, all right? Fourteen misses see if
are and he move said you wanta try? You want
to try better to be hot? Yeah, all right? Is
that in your turn? He is gonna flowing out his
wings and he's gonna fly back to his platform. Everybody freed,
Tom and Davey, y'all get attack of opportunity.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, shure, wait did I accidentally do it twice?
Speaker 1: You did? Twenty five does hit though? And twenty all right,
so four and check out what was your damage?
Speaker 2: The damp leach is there? You go.
Speaker 1: Six and Tom, don't you get extra with the elenor
and Mark?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just gonna remember I think it was a six.
Speaker 1: Let me double check. Yes, this is oney six, So
roll me a dy six A three. Got it? So
he's not a fly over there. He's gonna look to
you all. She's like, I'm done playing and he opens
up his eyes wide as another pair above his, an
old pair, opens up, say has four eyes in total.
Everyone make me a constitution saving throw? Oh okay, oh
all right, got it, got it? Got it? And then oop,
So Scarlet and Freed as he says this, and you
both these characters look at him as everyone looks at him.
Tom and Davy, you are unaffected. Freed and Scarlet are petrified.
Your bodies your body's tints up as it slowly. It
doesn't turn to stone necessarily, but at the very bottom
of their feet, their feet are starting to turn to
stone as you. As your bodies are kind of stiff.
You can't open your eyes. You could breathe, but not
for long. And starting from the tips to your feet
going up, you're starting to become you're starting to stone
stone quote unquote, but you are unable to move. So
for the right now, with petrification, the creature is incapacitated,
unable to move or speak, and is unaware of its surroundings.
Attack rolls against something that is petrified have advantage and
you automatically feel strength and dextery saving throws.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: The creature has resistance to all damage and its immune
to poison and disease. So you uh take I mean,
I guess you take half damage, right, Yeah, petrified transformed
along with the normal object is carrying wearing with solids
usually stone. Uh, he says aging. Yeah, so you're immune
to poison disease and you take half damag when they
but the event. But the attack girls have advantage on
you YouTube are now petrified. Uh. From there, he is
going to laugh maniacally as he floats up in the
air with his wings flapping, his beautiful, gorgeous and like
angelic wings flapping as he kind of just like it's
like he almost he is sitting on a chair, floating
in the air his wings. Kid that I just laughed
maniacally at the mutt and the h and scarlet. No petrified.
Speaker 3: Next up, Tama, I'm quickly looking at what kind of
things like can fix?
Speaker 1: You mean fix?
Speaker 3: Does spetification count as a disease or is it like
a curse?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Petrification? What what I'm trying? It doesn't tell me if
it's like would it be a concerned curse or it's
a status condition?
Speaker 5: I know that I'm.
Speaker 3: Not sure if leon hands would work.
Speaker 1: Uh let me look all right quick because I don't
want to tell you all any wrong information. So petrified
is a conditioned like sickness, second or poisoned. Many spell's
gonna move to harmble conditions. Greater restoration lists petrification. It
currently is currently the only one short of wish m hm.
So you need greater restoration or there is one other way,
but you would have to figure it out.
Speaker 3: You mean like stabbing him in one of the eyes.
Speaker 1: That is a thought his eyes are his eyes are
open constantly doing like he's not blaming that. You would
have to figure out how to do it. I'm not
gonna tell you. So you'll have to figure out how
to unpetrify your compatriots. But there is a way, there
is a way out of it. I'm not gonna like
screw off. Y'all have to have greater restoration to unpetrified them.
There is a way within this combat to unpetrify them. Oh,
so as you look, as he's laughing maniacally, two eyes
are fixated on in the direction of Freed and Scarlet,
while the other two eyes are acting normal, blinking, looking
around like a set of eyes and Tama is now
your turn?
Speaker 3: Can I produce flame onto my throwing dagger and then
throw the dagger at him? Or would that count as
two actions?
Speaker 1: Okay, that is I will have that be not shut.
I am going to go to the restroom real quick.
So I'm gonna BRB discuss amongst yourselves on what your
plans can it be because I'm curious to see I'm
not gonna be here to listen to it. The device
kind kind of talk amongst yourselves, figure out, Okay, how
are you gonna get around this? Ay? Theories all that funds.
I've had some fun figuring out what them's gone soap, BRB.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm thinking it kind of reminds me of what
is the name of the Espada that had all those
eyes and then Piaccula just tore him apart. Yeah, or
it's doing Harry Potter logic where Professor Quarrel is staring
at Harry Potter in the first movie and it's messing
with his broom and then as soon as he breaks
eye contact, everything's fine. So what if we just block
eye contact just like we find something? It is like like,
y'all can't look at each other. It's like, oh, I'm
not petrified anymore. Either that or I'm gonna throw a
dag right his eye or.
Speaker 1: One of them.
Speaker 3: See if that does anything? Just so fuck like sorry,
oh yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 1: You're sorry, You're ever sorry.
Speaker 3: And all. Honestly, we are just doing what some living
venus fly trap told us to do. Yeah, we're not
really questioning it. It's just like, could you kill these
people and then you can get to your boat faster?
Speaker 14: That might actually work. Or I wonder if I have
a reflective surface and then I just stand in front
of somebody and then show that reflective surface back to him.
Speaker 3: I don't know if my shield would count.
Speaker 11: Well, well, yeah, no.
Speaker 3: I'm just getta wait till Devon gets back, and then
I'll be like, okay, here's what I tend to do.
Speaker 4: Ohh my god. Yeah, really.
Speaker 15: We did. We tried, we tried, we tried roll initive.
Oh okay, hold on, let me do it again.
Speaker 4: I clicked my token. I clicked it. I did the
I am fretting. I'm fretting.
Speaker 1: I have returned, y'all divide a plan. Yah, hopefully Jacob
you there.
Speaker 3: You haven't heard from him from for a while.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought I didn't realize I
was muted.
Speaker 1: Wow, y'all were you weren't even there for the plan making?
Speaker 2: I like told him, like I thought I was unmuted,
and I said, like, y'all do whatever. I'm pet fight
right now.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: I was providing commentary the whole time, and none of you, like, like,
neither of you even said a damn thing like you like.
And I just assume, okay they heard me, and we're
like keep doing well right then?
Speaker 1: All right, so I am back. Next up, Toma, what
are you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of standing in front of Freed because he's close.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna stand Freedom want of the rock pillars
like a little it's like little points are like maybe
three feet off the grass, are gonna stand.
Speaker 3: I just see it.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming you rust act a little peak of it
or whatnot? Or are you gonna stand between oh oh,
there's a little platform area between Freed and Scarlet, got it?
Or which way you're gonna do.
Speaker 3: At the map? Would let me? It's the way the
grids are set up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the way the grids are set up.
Speaker 3: It's weird. Okay, I'm gonna raise up my shield, your
shield and reflect the surface back at mister.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna you're gonna pull up Perseus with Medusa.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't know if it'll turn. He'll just
be distracting. Be like God, damn, I'm handsome. Okay, Like
I don't know.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you know what I'll give you? So
which one? Who are you standing in front of?
Speaker 3: I'm sitting in front of Freed.
Speaker 1: Freed? Got it? So as you stand in front of
Freed and you pulled up the shield, he looks at
the reflection and he's like oh oh, He's like oh
oh oh, he like he like poses his eye locks
on and he just poses Freed as he's standing in
front of you. You are you slowly unpetrified? Like it
takes a while, so he would have to stay up
there for a while for you to start unpetrifying. But
your head, like your your face starts your eyes and
you're basically your head is unpetrified. So you're able to
move your head now and like talk and see and stuff,
but the rest of you is still petrified. The time
I would have to hold that spot for you to
for you to get completely unpetrified.
Speaker 3: Then I'll just stay here until everybody's ready to go.
Speaker 1: Him all right, next up is up? Free do you
were up? You were? You're up to go?
Speaker 2: Just like as soon as my head comes like he
goes on petrified. He just takes in a deep breath.
What's going on? What I can't I can't feel my legs.
Speaker 1: I can't feel my legs.
Speaker 3: Bubba they hate there.
Speaker 2: No, Okay, now that's out of the way.
Speaker 11: Uh just.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, ok think, think, think what can
I do? What can I do? Wait? Since I'm petrified?
My rage ended, didn't it?
Speaker 1: Yes? Your rage did end?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, okay, I mean.
Speaker 1: As a DM who's nice, m hm, do you do
have something that could that you could do? I'm not
gonna tell you what you could do, but you do
have something that you've already done this game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can do frost.
Speaker 1: No, no, huh, frightful how maybe.
Speaker 2: Okay, well let me see here, But he.
Speaker 1: Would but he would have to fail.
Speaker 4: Fan Passic says, I know it's just his going, you know.
Speaker 1: Because you can use that ability again and if he fails,
that might do something.
Speaker 2: All right, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna do it again.
Speaker 8: Section you're gonna just like col cool cool cool?
Speaker 1: What was his wisdom again? Hated here, go back up
and try to find that again. Howell how.
Speaker 4: Uh oh no, no, this wee.
Speaker 9: I want to see how far away I am.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you're a frightful hell investigation.
Speaker 4: Initiative. I'm gonna cast shattered. Yeah god, what was it?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Do you do.
Speaker 9: M hm?
Speaker 4: Indeed, what does that mean?
Speaker 1: And he passes? I'm assuming fifteen? Yeah, he passes.
Speaker 4: You lose.
Speaker 1: He's unfazed by the howl. Now then you try.
Speaker 2: No, I'm gonna try one more thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, what you're gonna do?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Tom is standing in front of you, blocking the view.
Speaker 4: Of which one is it? Which one is?
Speaker 1: He is standing directly in front of you, so you know.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, it automatically rolled my damage.
Speaker 1: Next up is Scarlett and she is petrified.
Speaker 4: Okay, Davie sixteen times two.
Speaker 1: Quick mass, he's looking I mean Scarlet and Scarlet still petrified. Freed.
Is you're balked by the shield that Tama has. But
he is too busy in factuate with his gorgeousness on
the Tama Freed side of things.
Speaker 4: Thanks, okay, okay, uh huh.
Speaker 16: And that's I can't do any other I can't do
any bonus actions.
Speaker 4: I can give. I can give inspirations. I'll give inspiration
to Freed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, day out, parents, it's a wisdom save nineteen. Did
you take anything? But he does stop? Is all his
eyes look towards you. As that happens, Scarlet and Free,
both of you slowly start being unpetrified because his gaze
is not gazed in your direction anymore. Again, you guys
are petrified. Oh gosh, he's looking directly at Davy and
he's like, I beg your pardon?
Speaker 8: Good boy?
Speaker 11: Was that.
Speaker 1: Beg?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Does that beg your pardon? Oh? Is that in your turn? Okay?
So he is going to get on the ground and
stop with his hoofs over to the edge of the
platform towards uh, kind of parallel to you, David, and
he's like, come again, I know, I know a small
fry like you ain't insulting someone like me. You can
you can't reply if he wanted to. He's getting he's
not looking, she's not looking directly in his eye. He
is mad. Be better, he is a beaming Oh no,
he's angry. He angry, angry, he's angry. Okay, so what
am I going to have him do?
Speaker 2: What's this one? Do?
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, so many things I can do? But what
to do? What to do? What to do? Gota?
Speaker 3: Gota?
Speaker 1: He is going to because you're smart. When he says
I want to repeat that, you can't, you kind of
just smirk at him. He gets mad. He puts his
hands to his side as he kind of flings out
of his hands and he's claws up here and he
flies on over to you, and he's going to go
in for an attack, for a claw attack, so that
will be does a twelve hit, and he does it again,
does a twenty one hit, so he hits you're gonna
get multi he has multi attack, so that will be
a two D eight plus ten damage twenty three points
of slashing damage and on top of that, you take
a one D twelve of necrotic eight points in a
crock damage. And before he ends his turn, he is
going to do frightful presence on you roll me a
wisdom saving throat sixteen. It is, well me, it's the ability.
I don't know if it's necessarily magic. Frightful presence that's
a each creature. He's in a twice three hundred feet
if anyone where I don't know, would you would that
be concerned magic because under the melee attacks or whatnot?
You know what, Yeah, I would consider that magic.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So yes, you fail. You got one point less than
future knowledge. So you are now frightened of Umlas for
one minute. And as he says that, he kind of
as he claus you and you take all that damage,
and he kind of comes up as his wings spread
out and his all his eyes open, he's like, how
dare you motile? And to you it's like the most
frightful thing ever to happen to you, and you're just
like and that will be the end of his turn. Tama,
your go.
Speaker 3: So no one's petrified anymore.
Speaker 1: No one's petrified anym more, I.
Speaker 14: Might consider running behind him.
Speaker 1: He's he's about good fifteen feet above the ground. Ah,
about fifteen feet above that above the lower level ground,
but from the platform he's about about a ten feet above.
So I think that knowledge of what you do, what
you wish. He's flying currently.
Speaker 3: Is he himself considered a fiend?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: And is he immune to being frightened himself?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Well I can't scare him.
Speaker 1: Well I would have.
Speaker 3: Tried using this. If he can be frightened, well.
Speaker 4: We're in danger.
Speaker 3: I'll just throw a dagger at him, you miss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you present your holy symbol?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 3: Seeing you said that he can't be frightened.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, he can't be frightened. So that's what
that's what that for?
Speaker 3: Okay, ahead through my knife. It is like, well, I
did nothing, and I don't really have anything else that
can be of a bonus action either.
Speaker 1: Okay, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Now this kind of sucks. I could try moving, You
could move. I'll just go to get my dagger back
to like I'll.
Speaker 1: Get it, okay, inturn, Yeah it might as well. My
turn freed. You're up?
Speaker 2: All right? Am I still am? I still like fully
petrified or.
Speaker 1: No, you are unpetrified.
Speaker 3: Noise noise mad and he's not liking anybody else.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, okay, he's mad. Okay. Well I'm gonna rage again, okay,
and I'm gonna run up to his full.
Speaker 1: Just like he's from you. He's about fifteen feet in
the air from the bottom the bottom of the cave,
so he's about you're what six foot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, I'm seven feet.
Speaker 1: Actually you're seven feet, so he's about seven fifteen minus
seven that's eight. He's eight. He's eight feet above you.
He's flying currently.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna he's red cross of him.
Speaker 1: Okay, go for it.
Speaker 2: We'll be mad. I'm about to be mad. Watch watch.
This is gonna piss me off. I fucking knew it. Okay,
I'm gonna use extra attack. Okay, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Oh a two into six lace and gentleman, it's a
year old mm hmmm, all.
Speaker 2: Right, well right, is just gonna like just hops out
two breaths and misses entirely, and then he just growls
really low, and I am man.
Speaker 1: Okay. Scarlet, Well, Scarlet is on Petrick Fhine and she's
just like and she looks over to ume and she
gets in front of Davy. She pushes they behind her.
She ends up getting in front of Davy obviously, and
she looks to him and she just hits him in
the face with another sacred flame. So she is determined
that that has done a lot of damage. And he passes.
So that does nothing because she's like radio damage, does it?
That's all she yells out. She's like, han him with
radiant damage, and she does it and it just hits it,
just like she thinks at the fire and the fire
is like a little spurt of flamey fifth she's and
he's like, is that all you got? Foxy? Fox girl waits,
everyone's everyone's seen her form. She's a fox right just
me oh just oh yeah, oh and she So that's
new Davy and Free, that's new information to you. When
he says fox girl, she's like she kind of stops
and looks back and she's like, I don't know what
you're talking about, and he's like really. She kind of
leans in how long are you gonna lie to them?
As he kind of just smiles and grins, Davy, you're up?
You quit yea europe yep, I wash your fucking gun.
Speaker 2: Shoot up.
Speaker 1: Fuck you can shoot the bit ship fuck choose as
point blank. Oh yeah, you get him, you get him
your arg uh.
Speaker 4: Work, Oh, don't you bark? Don't you bark.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's like a little firework.
Speaker 10: Take this.
Speaker 1: Oof the fire doesn't extra Oh cool, So he takes
forty points of piercing four points of fire. Got it?
Is that gonad? The end of your turn? Uh huh.
Next up is Umelsh and he is when he got
hit in the face, the smoke clears and his face
looks kind of burnt, and he's like and he kind
of smacks himself as it the skin heels. He doesn't
take any hit points. He just can't stand it if
he does not look gorgeous. And he looks down the
scarlet and he's like, soh sweet hot, you're lying to them?
Did they know you were going to kill them? And
he smiles and he kind of just looks over the tauma.
She's like, I was never gonna do that, and he's like,
who are you lying to them or yourself? And he
waves his hand at her. She needs to make a
charismas saving throw ooh. She passes lucky as he loves
his hand across her face. She pushes back the magic
that was trying to intrude her mind and she stands
perfectly fine. He looks down at her. He's just like
here right. He gets out of his claws and he's
gonna go for another claw attack, this time at scarlet
miss miss. I think they're both misses fourteen and nine.
They both miss and he's like, he gets like, we're
real angry. Damn no, not be the end of his turn, Tama,
your go.
Speaker 3: Is he still airborne?
Speaker 1: Yes, but he has gone five feet lower, so he's
ten feet in the air. It's lowered.
Speaker 3: Can I still like hit him at all?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 1: If you want to throw your knife.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's gonna work.
Speaker 1: You do have a big muscley man wolf man on
the ground floor that you can maybe I don't know,
throw him, throw you at him.
Speaker 3: You mean you want me to move over to freed.
Speaker 1: And be like, I'm not saying I'm not saying nothing,
but that's an idea. I mean, he's a big muscley
man that can throw.
Speaker 3: So I go there like, you're gonna have to tall.
Speaker 1: Sp if he talks to you. That would be his action.
By the latter, So Freid if you decide to throw
him for his attack role, he would get advantage on it,
but you would lose your action when it's your turn.
Speaker 2: Okay, i'll do it well, all right, So.
Speaker 1: You need to make a strength uh athletics check. Sorry,
athletics check only an athletics check real quick on both
of us, on him, because he's the one throwing you.
Speaker 2: Greatm I literally just clicked it.
Speaker 1: Come on, see if you can even throw him.
Speaker 2: I'm clicking in it and it's not doing anything.
Speaker 3: It might be slow.
Speaker 2: Oh it's gonna roll a bunch of times. Then oh
there go. No, wait, hold on, let me try some
free get you yeah over.
Speaker 3: Here, Oh, use the twenty three.
Speaker 1: Use the twenty three. I'll let you. I'll let you
use the twenty three. That's fine, I'll be nice.
Speaker 10: So you roll it.
Speaker 1: So you roll it twenty three and you row. Actually
with that twenty three, I will y tama. What do
you what you play on doing with your knife or sword?
This with what divides my ooh?
Speaker 2: So with that?
Speaker 1: So with that?
Speaker 4: Do I have a good one?
Speaker 3: With that?
Speaker 1: That twenty they had to throw you in that twenty
four rolled me the damage and rolled double sixty is
the cred. Oh yeah, so it's said, so it's fourteen
piercing and then it's oh god, oh my god, thirty
two times.
Speaker 3: That's not all.
Speaker 1: That's not all. So the extra roll damage days an
additional time. Okay, roll it.
Speaker 3: Because it will be for like the regular shorts.
Speaker 1: Okay, that misses.
Speaker 3: Wait was it just the damage just like heads off?
Speaker 1: Wait damage? Oh twelve, than that was just stort for himself.
I gotta roll the damage for the actual Okay, roll damage.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's say that extra nine damage.
Speaker 1: I should never say that double is the damage because
radio damage can is double. So that just doubled the
double with that nine. How do you want to do it?
I do it the magic words? Oh god, how do
you want to do it?
Speaker 4: Cool?
Speaker 3: I could do a thrust right into what's the most
part of the head, uh sixteen, bridge of his nose.
Speaker 1: Or his eye? Okay, cool, So you're gonna shove it
right right into the bridge of his nose.
Speaker 3: Yeah, almost, it's almost between his eyes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I see you hit him right between his eyes
because you basically kind of just jumped up, got him
and then worked around it and got right in front
of him and jumped up and slammed it right in
between his eyes, and he's like and all his eyes
open up and he's just like he kind of freezes
up as his eyes start turning to stone, and then
the rest of his bias hearts turning to stone, and
he's like.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's not no, he's not.
Speaker 1: I good look as is by fully turns the stone
and falls to the ground. Make me a deck stair
you save me through to see if you land safely.
Speaker 2: Tama and I like try to catch him.
Speaker 1: Sure, roll me a dex say roll oh, roll decks
air you saving throw with advantage? Roll again, Tama.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, crap, I clicked it and it's going slow.
Fuck there we go. Yeah, I got him. Oh no,
that's not my uh.
Speaker 1: I went over there and freeze like I got you,
and Tama, you land on the ground. Next one, splash
the water. You're know those who point take a damage
because you're just gonna get it back anyway. So ladies
and gentlemen, congratulations, you guys have defeated l All right,
oh are you going to take his? So Toma as
he was falling apart when the stone was falling apart
from his body. You see his soul? Are you gonna
take it? Lovely? Lovely? Roll me a stealth check?
Speaker 2: No, you know what?
Speaker 1: With that not twenty and with that damage, all that
damage you fucking did, I'll just give it to you.
Fuck it because you literally you yes, you literally did
over seventy damage in one hit. Because I said it
doubles everything, that's all I mean. I did that. I
did that I should. I'm not even mad at it
because it was good. I'm not even mad at it
because I was like, I don't want y'all to do
a boss fight and in two games and then like
wait two weeks and had to come back. That's just weird.
So luckily you did it, so I'm not even mad
at it. So you killed him, you took a soul,
and you land on the ground like you fallen around,
fall into a puddle. And as you all get up
and collect yourselves, Newt is standing on the platform where
he where um Alas once did, and he's like, oh,
to kind of another see onto the next as another
portal opens up behind him. Two more to go, and
that is where we're ending today's episode. Yay, So they
beat um Alas umahls the demon. The demon chanced.
Speaker 3: To RP a little bit and reconvened, like, okay, it
was true about I think he's gonna kill that, you're
gonna kill us?
Speaker 1: No, no, of course, Oh now y'all can do that. Yeah,
y'all can do that when we started the next when
we do the next May up in two weeks, you,
if y'all want to address that, y'all more more welcome
to do so. Because he did spilled some beans on Scarlet,
like some hardcore heavy ship that he that she did
not tell any of y'all, and the only one that
knows is Tama. So but until then the whole portrayal, Yes,
so until then that he actually listening today's episode. Kay,
just next time, as you find out what is the
group going to think about Scarlet? Who's the next villain?
And is Uma.
Speaker 4: Lor lor?
Speaker 1: Oh god? What's that? He went? Uh? Now, god, what
was that? What's that hair company? The shampoo company listing
not listing? Yes, is he is in Welsh?
Speaker 7: M hm.
Speaker 1: Mhm it it's is he a Mabeline girl? By not
next time? Yonica, Bye, good bye bye God. You y'all
were y'all were really struggling for a minute,