Speaker 1: I had one of the young men that works for
Speaker 1: us fill out a blacket for me because I had
Speaker 1: some friends. You didn't do it, No, No, I don't
Speaker 1: feel I don't do that. But I have a friend
Speaker 1: that asked me to do one for her office pool.
Speaker 2: And I had one of my guys.
Speaker 3: Doing like like an.
Speaker 2: Office pool of debt person's office.
Speaker 3: Got it, Not like office football pool just now slashed
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, like a real office got it.
Speaker 1: And then and then I looked at it and I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, this looks good, except Wisconsin in the
Speaker 1: final four.
Speaker 2: He better be right. You better be right or you
Speaker 2: might lose.
Speaker 3: About a lot of these. Troy is gonna beat Nebraska.
Speaker 2: Huh Troy, I don't know, are they.
Speaker 3: No VCU is going to win? But then they're gonna
Speaker 3: beat Illinois. Illinois.
Speaker 2: This is being recorded. I can tell us that John.
Speaker 3: Didn't not even they're not even on here. That's what
Speaker 3: he thinks they're going to do, you know, even pick
Speaker 3: them to go.
Speaker 2: How about this? Here's a side bet for Marshmadis.
Speaker 1: I want Kelly to fill out a bragget and I'll
Speaker 1: bet that my employee Brendan does a better job than you.
Speaker 1: I'll just bet you and Hunter bucks. Are we allowed
Speaker 1: to gamble on the show?
Speaker 2: Probably? Who cares? All right, so a hundred bucks. I'll
Speaker 2: take Brendan. I like that kid.
Speaker 3: Who the fuck is Brendan?
Speaker 2: He's one of the guys who works here. You can't
Speaker 2: talk about our guys.
Speaker 3: I don't even know who he is.
Speaker 2: He's one of our guys.
Speaker 3: Well, how come I haven't met him? If he's one
Speaker 3: of the guys Florida. But it's like I never left.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to be back and was talking to everybody.
Speaker 3: I took a selfie with Art. You know, Art decision
Speaker 3: to appease the masses on the X machine.
Speaker 2: So what have you hold on? Who scored?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: God off, it's actually it's not ship.
Speaker 1: It's Himpians lead football, the best, the highest of all sports.
Speaker 1: So what did you and Art do to upset the masses?
Speaker 1: Everyone seems to be upset with you in Art? What
Speaker 1: happened there?
Speaker 3: Apparently? When Arten's a list that eerily looks similar to
Speaker 3: this list?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I just looked up sharp place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but who's plays are these?
Speaker 1: I can't tell you the name of the customers, right,
Speaker 1: just like it's actually a few different customers.
Speaker 3: Correct, Just like Art when he sends me a list,
Speaker 3: I don't ask whose plays they are.
Speaker 2: I just we can't tell you. Anyway.
Speaker 3: What does my point is is I don't ask. Right there,
Speaker 3: they're a mix probably of several customers. Correct. Anyway, that's
Speaker 3: my whole point. And there's a there's a guy yeah
Speaker 3: or seven on acts that is just there today? Do
Speaker 3: you know the same Circle Jerk podcast guys and Steve Fessick,
Speaker 3: And I'm like, peasick, stop texting me. I don't give
Speaker 3: a fuck. I literally don't care. No. Actually, I just
Speaker 3: left him on Red. I should have blocked his number,
Speaker 3: but I didn't. I'm actually hoping he comes down and
Speaker 3: watches March Madness so that I can tell him to
Speaker 3: fuck off in person.
Speaker 2: Wow. Wow, so we're going right.
Speaker 3: Well, here's what you missed. While I was out here
Speaker 3: talking with some other guests and or some other patrons
Speaker 3: of the super book. Apparently he sent lots of people
Speaker 3: texts to tell me to check my text that he
Speaker 3: sent me about how.
Speaker 2: I oh, so you left him on Red and that he's.
Speaker 3: Now texting my other friends to relay the message.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's which is that's kind of weird.
Speaker 3: Just a tiny bit. I mean, I know I'm not
Speaker 3: Kai Trump or anything, but.
Speaker 2: Ki Trump, what is that reference to?
Speaker 3: I don't know him? And him and some other some
Speaker 3: other pervert on the internet, we're making comments about Trump.
Speaker 2: Trump is Donald?
Speaker 3: I think I think she's eighteen. Now it's fine, now
Speaker 3: it is, well, she's eighteen, now right, I didn't sound
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: These are all allegations. I'm not really sure.
Speaker 1: Kay Trump is Donald Trump's granddaughter who plays golf.
Speaker 2: She's hot, you seen Miami. I can't answer a question
Speaker 2: like that. Why not I have don't I don't know you.
Speaker 3: Can answer it.
Speaker 2: I don't have a comment on that.
Speaker 3: Of course she's hot.
Speaker 2: I don't have a comment.
Speaker 3: Of course she's hot. But when she's sixteen, you can't
Speaker 3: say that, or seventeen, when she's eighteen.
Speaker 2: We end up on this topic.
Speaker 3: I wass to say I had I wanted to share
Speaker 3: Ka Trump. You brought up Kai Trump, No I brought it.
Speaker 3: I want to talk about the Volspark Championship, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Want to talk about how did you guys do on
Speaker 2: the on the players?
Speaker 3: Oh well, we had Oberg and we had is that
Speaker 3: I pronounce that we had Obert Oberg. I was at
Speaker 3: a choke, another choke.
Speaker 2: I was saying, I need a racetrack.
Speaker 1: On Sunday, I wasn't watching Oh God, and I was
Speaker 1: just following along like my friend group Test.
Speaker 3: So I was working and I had to do a
Speaker 3: selection Sunday show and our neighbor Sarah came over and
Speaker 3: she was like, all right, time for wine. My parents
Speaker 3: in law have my children. And I'm like, bitch, it's
Speaker 3: a It's like eleven am on a Sunday, Like I
Speaker 3: just got done with one show. I have to do
Speaker 3: another show at five o'clock.
Speaker 2: Why are we not drinking on this show?
Speaker 3: Because you made me film really early? Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe Alex will go get me a margarita.
Speaker 2: It's two o'clock where you're from.
Speaker 3: You think Alex will get us margarita?
Speaker 1: So you guys, you guys, Alex, you guys bombed out
Speaker 1: on Obert.
Speaker 3: Where's my phone?
Speaker 2: This is my fault?
Speaker 3: John Hoglin, Do you have my phone?
Speaker 2: John?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna call Alex see if you go. John Murray,
Speaker 3: can I use your comp numbers? Right? She's right there?
Speaker 3: But we don't we don't have We don't have a
Speaker 3: room yet, so I don't at.
Speaker 2: It at edit forgot she had it all wrong anyway,
Speaker 2: I did not.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what it is. I just wonder if
Speaker 3: anybody at the west Gate will let me actually use it.
Speaker 2: So I got to text the store.
Speaker 3: It's not answering. I got a text from Brett hold on,
Speaker 3: don't read that yet, Alex. Can you go to Velvet
Speaker 3: and get us to margariteas for me and you? You
Speaker 3: can put it on a room that's not available yet.
Speaker 3: I'll give you John Murray's comp tab numbers.
Speaker 2: Matter with you? What's what is going on here?
Speaker 3: Uh? Please? I love you kinda start they yes, yes.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I feel really bad.
Speaker 1: She hasn't slept, that's her faults, Budger time better.
Speaker 3: She had some anxiety hiding about flying this early morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that. So I got a text.
Speaker 2: Brett texted me about fifteen minutes ago, good luck this
Speaker 2: week with one of these like this.
Speaker 1: Guy, you know, the the solut emojic, and I go,
Speaker 1: do you mean on the basketball games? I knew what
Speaker 1: he meant, and he said, you have a house edge
Speaker 1: on basketball. Not so much with Kelly does mean.
Speaker 2: I think you know what it means.
Speaker 1: But anyways, I know you're excited about this weekend. Give
Speaker 1: me Brett's vals Bar championship pick and then we'll go
Speaker 1: into the college.
Speaker 3: Was going to choke contente. Oh That's what I was
Speaker 3: telling you, is that then they started drinking white wine
Speaker 3: at one pame in my backyard and all of a
Speaker 3: sudden it got really loud when I was in my office.
Speaker 3: I know Sarah's like, she's like one of those she
Speaker 3: likes things that taste like feet. I hate white wine. Firstly,
Speaker 3: Ariel likes white wine.
Speaker 2: I'll drink red wine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Brett somehow got suckered to drink of white
Speaker 3: wine with her. And anyway, I hear this yelling in
Speaker 3: the backyard because they're outside watching Auberg choke. So the
Speaker 3: player that is going to choke this week, his name
Speaker 3: is Fitzpatrick.
Speaker 2: Matt Fitzpatrick. Matthis Patrick was in a playoff last week.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we used him in our Splash one point five
Speaker 3: million dollar golf tournament and uh, it's not been going
Speaker 3: well for us. We've had we had three chokes so far.
Speaker 2: And that's yeah, you guys really have your lowry.
Speaker 3: Yep, you had the other one and Matt Sama, Yeah, we.
Speaker 2: Did have we had Olberg last week. I think we're
Speaker 2: gonna use shoot, I can't remember Fi Gala.
Speaker 3: Maybe did you see that one guy? So it was
Speaker 3: Patrick can't sounds awful to say, but him and thy
Speaker 3: Galla remind me of each other. Uh Nope.
Speaker 2: The guy, I'm the one who's study this.
Speaker 3: The guy, the guy who taught himself had a golf
Speaker 3: on YouTube? Really yeah? I was watching it. I caught
Speaker 3: a glimpse of it. I have no idea what his
Speaker 3: last name is. It's really hard to pronounce shocker. I
Speaker 3: can't pronounce even just college basketball players names, let alone
Speaker 3: people that were not born here. Anyway, did you bring
Speaker 3: this up? If you didn't, but I thought it was
Speaker 3: really talking. He taught himself how to golf on YouTube?
Speaker 2: Really yeah?
Speaker 3: And now he's is he good? Now he's on the
Speaker 3: PGA Tour. What I think he just got his amateur
Speaker 3: card or something happened at the Players where he scored
Speaker 3: high enough, John Hoaglan, who am I talking about? You
Speaker 3: know what I'm talking about? Come on you golf?
Speaker 2: No, all right, this might be a made up story.
Speaker 3: No, And I saw I saw it on the the
Speaker 3: PGA channel, it happened.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we're gonna go with either figal or can't.
Speaker 3: Can't is so boring, you know, But this is because
Speaker 3: he'm the guy that they like hate because he takes forever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I've heard he takes.
Speaker 2: Doesn't Xander take a walk?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Listen. I get that you need to
Speaker 3: like get into your rhythm and take your take your time.
Speaker 3: But whether you're on the PGA tour or whether you're
Speaker 3: just a regular person, like there should be a shock lock.
Speaker 2: Is that a you golf? Do you take a long
Speaker 2: time to swing?
Speaker 3: No, like, just put other grip it and rip it.
Speaker 3: It's not like it's going to change the outcome. No,
Speaker 3: not for me. Now, I'm either gonna have a great shot,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna horrible shot, and there's mean nothing in between.
Speaker 1: UFC this week they bet on Sam Patterson, Michael Venom Page.
Speaker 2: Okay, last we did okay.
Speaker 1: Last week in the UFC the pay per view UFC
Speaker 1: out here we did terrible. Last week we did okay,
Speaker 1: But I wanted to bring up I said on this show,
Speaker 1: do you ever listen to the show? No, I said
Speaker 1: on the show, A couple of weeks ago that we
Speaker 1: had sharp guys on Venezuela, Oh to win the World
Speaker 1: Baseball Classic. Now the number you were a two dollars underdog, Well,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the future.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know we had him.
Speaker 2: I think we had him as high as twenty to one.
Speaker 2: So that when's the WBC.
Speaker 1: Kelly's fans that followed Kelly would have been big winners
Speaker 1: on that if you listened to Kelly on that right Kelly.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, but you didn't listen to it yourself.
Speaker 3: I did not because I'm a fucking Patriot. So that's
Speaker 3: farthers why I stayed up too late last night was
Speaker 3: like ge and out of consciousness looking at baseball.
Speaker 2: I watched the game. I watched, I watched most of
Speaker 2: the tournament. I thought I thought the Italy team was misleading.
Speaker 3: I thought the Dominican team was the most fun.
Speaker 2: The Italy team was all a bunch of guys from
Speaker 2: the United States. Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they must have some sort of dual citizenship.
Speaker 3: It's not apparently hard to do.
Speaker 1: Aaron Nola is from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. It should have
Speaker 1: been on the United States too.
Speaker 3: Here you go, fair enough, touche.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get in a round one. It starts tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of plays. Your fans are gonna
Speaker 1: get mad if it's like if it's somebody's play, that's how.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that one's already moved. It was like thirteen
Speaker 3: and a half on Sunday night. Now it's down to ten.
Speaker 3: Now it's back up to eleven. So you should just
Speaker 3: take it off the list, okay, because otherwise people get
Speaker 3: mad because it's moved too much. Okay. Anyway, that's Wisconsin
Speaker 3: against high Point, which is said it taking off. I
Speaker 3: wondered if it if it moved thirteen and a half.
Speaker 3: So I did this selection Sunday show on Wager Talk.
Speaker 3: And who was on that show me Brian Power, Adam Trigger,
Speaker 3: Robino okay, And I picked the I hand select who
Speaker 3: I wanted because I wanted the dynamic of the show
Speaker 3: to be a certain way, and.
Speaker 1: It was really selected the people that were on the
Speaker 1: show with you. Yes, okay, So that hurt anybody's feelings
Speaker 1: it didn't get selected.
Speaker 3: Yes, I felt really bad because I told Mark Zeno
Speaker 3: he couldn't be on it. Why I love Mark. But
Speaker 3: the year prior him and Brian Power went off the
Speaker 3: fucking rails.
Speaker 2: How so this entire show that we do is off
Speaker 2: the rails. That's the whole show.
Speaker 3: Correct. But when I'm hosting, I got to keep things
Speaker 3: in like parameters you do. Where are the panamers on
Speaker 3: this show. I'm not hosting, you're hosting your job to
Speaker 3: keep it going.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that, everybody. Okay, Well, anyway, they did bet Wisconsin.
Speaker 3: I wanted about high point at thirteen and a half,
Speaker 3: and then I snoozed it or thirteen I think, and
Speaker 3: then it was eleven and a half. I don't have
Speaker 3: my notes in front of me, but I was shocked
Speaker 3: to seek it as low as ten.
Speaker 2: They bet North Carolina. I think I actually got as
Speaker 2: low as nine and a half.
Speaker 1: It really okay, so Wisconsin, Okay, they've been North Carolina two.
Speaker 2: They bet Villanova plus three and plus two and a half.
Speaker 3: You know, I kind of like me and Joff really
Speaker 3: over aid for VCU. I'm a little like So we
Speaker 3: were doing the Calcutta stuff, right, and I said, okay,
Speaker 3: Joff is very well off, I know, and I said, jof,
Speaker 3: we're old. Well, we're okay with you know, putting in
Speaker 3: a team total of x amount. Right, this is like
Speaker 3: a lot of texts.
Speaker 2: Well, how much as you pay? Define paid too much.
Speaker 3: We bought twenty percent of my buddies one hundred thousand
Speaker 3: dollars team.
Speaker 2: That's a lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, one hundred thousand dollars grouping of teams.
Speaker 2: So you've been out spent twenty grand. Yeah, okay, so
Speaker 2: that's nothing for Josh, right.
Speaker 3: But I think the reality was is that he and
Speaker 3: I had three teams that we both really liked, and
Speaker 3: so we were willing to overpay for them.
Speaker 2: And what were those three?
Speaker 3: VCU was one of them, really, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe we overpaid the other one. Though, I'm happy to
Speaker 3: send your list BYU b Yu. I'm happy to see
Speaker 3: because we did get we got. We paid forty grand
Speaker 3: for VCU. Guess how much we got BYU four fucking
Speaker 3: steal seventy grand twenty three. Okay, it's not fin but
Speaker 3: like compared to VCU, like, oh, we grossly overpaid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you did.
Speaker 3: But it was that when we ranked him out how
Speaker 3: we wanted things to be, like we have like five
Speaker 3: percent of Acron, we have twelve and a half percent
Speaker 3: of Hofstra. We've got like little snippets of other teams,
Speaker 3: but our st Yeah, our three, our three biggest teams,
Speaker 3: our VCU, B YU and Missouri Missouri.
Speaker 2: Okay, well Missouri. They played Miami. I can see that.
Speaker 1: I guess they did bet UNC. They bet B YU,
Speaker 1: So Texas B and NC State last night. I thought
Speaker 1: they should have called a technical foul.
Speaker 2: Of the coach. Am I a hater.
Speaker 3: I went to bed. I had the under.
Speaker 1: Texas made a shot to go up by two. Their
Speaker 1: assistant coach got so excited. I mean he was like
Speaker 1: he was more than halfway across the floor celebrating, but
Speaker 1: there was one second left and then oh hey, it's going.
Speaker 3: To be full of full of interruptions today. I already said, Alex,
Speaker 3: you get Margarite's if you if you want one, you
Speaker 3: should call You should call him hello. He wouldn't even
Speaker 3: give me a hug. He gave me a fist when
Speaker 3: he saw me. Those rules.
Speaker 2: It's the me too movement.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he wouldn't tell me that was hot. Earlier I
Speaker 3: was like, she's hot. You can say it's under she's eighteen.
Speaker 3: Now you can say it. Don't do that.
Speaker 2: I don't sit down.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting that she doesn't have a microphone. Oh it's okay,
Speaker 3: do we have one? Okay, all right, let's go to
Speaker 3: the place. Okay, I probably owe the guy at the
Speaker 3: sports with barn apology has margarite is still very good.
Speaker 3: It's not as good as velvet because it's not hand
Speaker 3: chicken and frothy, but it's he did it. I feel bad.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good. Well, and you know me, I'm pretty snotty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are pretty snotty.
Speaker 3: All right, good, that's what I said. Yeah. I was like,
Speaker 3: it's way better than the one that I got the
Speaker 3: other day.
Speaker 2: Well, that's where'd you get one the other day?
Speaker 3: Um? Jordan? Was that with you? And I got the
Speaker 3: one that was watery? Yeah, from the place that was watery? Watery?
Speaker 3: That place is mom here? You didn't say not yet. Well,
Speaker 3: she's not here yet the dogs. No, she's coming here
Speaker 3: to watch soccer.
Speaker 2: Villanova and plus two and a half against Utah.
Speaker 3: I don't know why she's in the show. She doesn't
Speaker 3: know college basketball.
Speaker 2: You don't. You don't do college ball.
Speaker 3: I'm just here for a good time.
Speaker 1: B Yu minus one and a half. So I thought
Speaker 1: they should have teed up the Texas coach last night
Speaker 1: they did it.
Speaker 2: Texas won.
Speaker 1: They're playing BYU. They played A and AM plus three
Speaker 1: and a half against Saint Mary's. They played Illinois minus
Speaker 1: twenty three against Penn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's his name for Penn? I don't have my
Speaker 3: notes with the players. I forget his name, but anyway
Speaker 3: out he went out versus Yale that overtime game. I
Speaker 3: think a lot of people are buying on Pen and
Speaker 3: I think it's the time.
Speaker 2: I think I know four players.
Speaker 1: I know Boozer a Duke, I know Peterson Kansas, he's
Speaker 1: the big baby.
Speaker 2: That never plays.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I hope he doesn't play this week.
Speaker 1: I know a cuff at Arkansas is like he's really
Speaker 1: There's a lot of coaches that are on the.
Speaker 2: Mid and I know Debot said by that guy's there.
Speaker 3: Are a lot of coaches. Yeah, Saint Louis Is decided
Speaker 3: they're going to keep their coach, right, he's easy money
Speaker 3: than whoa. That's not actually how that played out, but okay.
Speaker 1: Props sharp prow shark props for the week, and Illinois
Speaker 1: would advance farther than that was plus one twenty over
Speaker 1: one and a half wins by the ten seeds.
Speaker 2: That's why I got you brought seeds because I have
Speaker 2: no idea who the ten seeds are.
Speaker 3: The ten seeds are No, they're eleven seeds.
Speaker 2: They are Central Florida.
Speaker 3: They are Missoo's Texas, A and M.
Speaker 2: They are great Missouri, Missour's Missouri.
Speaker 3: This is your bracket. Kill now this look like my
Speaker 3: shitty handwriting.
Speaker 2: Santa Cla.
Speaker 3: No, this is who did this?
Speaker 2: A young man that works here named Brendan. Yeah, Brendan,
Speaker 2: I decided.
Speaker 3: So they're gonna lose nearly A eight or S sixteen.
Speaker 1: Would be fun sight unseen that I'm betting one hundred
Speaker 1: bucks that Brendan does better than.
Speaker 3: The biggest square dog on the planet, US beating.
Speaker 2: A Louis Theroun Louis kids out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they've just announced that today. Everybody's been betting
Speaker 3: us they won.
Speaker 2: There filled this out last night. He gave to me
Speaker 2: yesterday no work.
Speaker 3: Whatever whatever did he bet say that? He put a
Speaker 3: future from the on A M. I have no idea
Speaker 3: why the would be A and M. I don't know.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna win anything.
Speaker 2: You don't know an A and M.
Speaker 3: You don't and there without topping, so.
Speaker 2: She doesn't know anything about.
Speaker 3: Topping an NBA player, he's out for the year. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's why I said her Texas, I have Texas second
Speaker 3: fifty to one.
Speaker 2: That's j T Top.
Speaker 3: See no Obi toppins in the NBA. No Obi Top
Speaker 3: in place for Texas tech.
Speaker 2: I thought. I thought Obi Top and played in the NBA.
Speaker 2: J T Top and play the place to stick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so. I think it's Obi You know something,
Speaker 2: ye switch chairs switch.
Speaker 3: Switched slightly.
Speaker 2: She doesn't drink it anymore.
Speaker 3: So that Margarito went to her head real quick.
Speaker 2: We don't want Duke Florida, Illinois or prior to win.
Speaker 2: We don't want any of those teams to win.
Speaker 3: How is John Hoglan gonna crop all this bulltion out?
Speaker 3: Should we start the show over? I think to talk
Speaker 3: about the show, I think we should just start the
Speaker 3: show over again.
Speaker 2: I thought very far into it.
Speaker 3: I really taken she said, Obi Top.
Speaker 2: Yeah, JN edit the over topping part. Why don't you, Yeah,
Speaker 2: just take it up.
Speaker 1: Take out everything, take it off, take it all out,
Speaker 1: out all the parts where she asked me if I
Speaker 1: thought a teenage group.
Speaker 3: Was hot, Yeah, that part.
Speaker 2: Let's take all those parts out of the show.
Speaker 3: We've already met John Mary, I don't feel like we should. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so alright, why can't we cancel him?
Speaker 2: Why don't you give me your plays for round one?
Speaker 2: Kelly in Vegas? Give me the play?
Speaker 3: So last year, why don't we have to soccer? So
Speaker 3: last year I was very mad at during the first
Speaker 3: round because I had.
Speaker 2: All these dogs, like you're always kind of mad.
Speaker 3: I had all these dogs, and I really was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: these are great dogs, and it happen time.
Speaker 2: Give me an example.
Speaker 3: I can't remember, I've blacked it all out because I
Speaker 3: got my fucking ass hands.
Speaker 2: This is a good story.
Speaker 3: So I had, let's call it five or six hundred
Speaker 3: dogs in the first round, okay, And I said it,
Speaker 3: all right, here's who I here's who I like. And
Speaker 3: at halftime, let's say four out of six of them
Speaker 3: looked amazing, okay, And then I went like, oh, for six,
Speaker 3: they just all got blown out because we've now gotten
Speaker 3: to the point where nil transfer portal. The cream is
Speaker 3: rising significantly to.
Speaker 2: The top, So then shouldn't you pick all the favorites.
Speaker 3: So what I'm saying is is that I I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to know. And then what was worse for her?
Speaker 3: The first round of March badness or the cruise last year.
Speaker 2: I think a cruise like that was.
Speaker 3: A really bad two fucking weeks.
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you have a and I want
Speaker 1: I'd like you to chime in on this. Do you
Speaker 1: think that she is relatable? You know, like a bad
Speaker 1: week for her is like I was on this cruise ship.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: But that's not a relatable problem. That's not what real
Speaker 1: people are dealing with. Man, Like a bad day for
Speaker 1: me is like my soccer team gave up a goal.
Speaker 1: That's that hurts.
Speaker 2: That hurts. But Kelly had a bad cruise, not even
Speaker 2: a cruise, probably.
Speaker 3: Stuck on a boat, a boat when all there is
Speaker 3: to do is heat, drink and gamble. There's out of
Speaker 3: gambling good money. And then they said, oh, don't worry
Speaker 3: because you're you're such the eight. No, you're such a
Speaker 3: high level that we're gonna wave your credit card fees.
Speaker 3: That's bad.
Speaker 2: That's a really bad song.
Speaker 3: My favorite was when they sent me a bottle of
Speaker 3: wine over at dinner and I was like, get the
Speaker 3: fuck away from me, and they're like, this is from
Speaker 3: the casino said.
Speaker 2: I was like, this is somebody just doing their job, give.
Speaker 3: Her a bottle a flap in the face, like cool,
Speaker 3: you lost twelve grand a day. Here's a bottle ten
Speaker 3: dollars wine.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, that's okay. That is a slap in the face.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So anyway, you're cruising through the ocean, gambling, drinking
Speaker 1: and eating.
Speaker 2: Okay, this was no. This was weekend too. This was
Speaker 2: like sweet sixteen, I think.
Speaker 3: No, this was the week before college championship week and
Speaker 3: then and then it was opening weekend, and again everything
Speaker 3: looked pretty decent around halftime, and then no dogs win.
Speaker 3: Nothing fun happens hits the fans. So you guys never
Speaker 3: listened to me instead of over reacting to what happened
Speaker 3: just last.
Speaker 2: Year, okay last year.
Speaker 3: I think I'm just gonna try to learn from and
Speaker 3: take a lot of dogs in the first half. There's
Speaker 3: a couple of favorite stuff.
Speaker 2: There's stuff pluses.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a couple of favorites that I like, a
Speaker 3: couple of small coin flip dogs that I like. I
Speaker 3: like VCU as you mentioned, they played North.
Speaker 2: Carolina players out.
Speaker 3: Yes, I like Missouri and I like b y U
Speaker 3: and Utah State, which the Mount West is just atrocious.
Speaker 3: Against the spread.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I felt like I did watch a fair
Speaker 1: bit of Mountain West basketball this year.
Speaker 2: It seemed like they went out very good. I didn't
Speaker 2: see what they're very It's.
Speaker 3: Not very good for the ACC. The a c C
Speaker 3: is not very good, you know about to see can
Speaker 3: I think the a c C under that that's North Carolina.
Speaker 3: I think your guys got VC. You beat North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Your guys got going all the way. I think that
Speaker 3: that's pretty good.
Speaker 2: Why do you keep toking me?
Speaker 1: I think I think ACC over under wins is off
Speaker 1: the board because North Carolina State played last night.
Speaker 2: Ah, so I think the conference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: First four counts.
Speaker 3: I used to just blindly bat Mountain West underwins every
Speaker 3: single year for like six years in a row.
Speaker 1: Well, unfortunately for the Mountain West only got one team
Speaker 1: in the tournament this year. Let's put the pressure on
Speaker 1: you because you decided to sit down.
Speaker 2: You did it on your own.
Speaker 3: What do you like in round one?
Speaker 2: Kid?
Speaker 1: Give me give me a best bet here, maybe a
Speaker 1: prop it's a bit of a queen of props.
Speaker 2: I heard, Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, speaking of so. I wore her hoodie thinking I
Speaker 3: would see her and then I did it for prop
Speaker 3: queen hoodie on the plane and the stewardess is like,
Speaker 3: what is that saying? She thought it said porn Queen.
Speaker 3: I swore to God because the way I was like
Speaker 3: leaning like this because she's like, Queen, is that saying?
Speaker 3: I know, Queen? She started hysterically laughing.
Speaker 2: Why would you have a shirt this porn Queen?
Speaker 3: I don't know was that followers do think?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 3: Yes, I listen, I don't know, but I don't like, yes,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna wear this anymore. Like well, Iris wouldn't
Speaker 3: like to hear that. I know Iris is gonna be
Speaker 3: really upset when she finds out I'm gonna write prop
Speaker 3: and big letters on the next letter. I didn't hear
Speaker 3: that there was a really good prop mid major Matt
Speaker 3: brought to my attention.
Speaker 2: I think it was Duke going further than Arizona, and
Speaker 2: I think it was only minus one twenty.
Speaker 3: Well, this ding bat has Wisconsin beating Arizona. So but Arizona,
Speaker 3: I said this to you, coll college basketball much, but
Speaker 3: I fill out brackets every year and Arizona always seems
Speaker 3: to be the one seed that spurs up everyone. Yet
Speaker 3: they sure do, and nobody west of the Mississippi or
Speaker 3: whatever that stat was as one in the last thirty years.
Speaker 2: Hey, I think it's I think since UCLA wanted like
Speaker 2: ninety five.
Speaker 3: Yes, Brendan likes to make political bets.
Speaker 2: Brendan, I don't. I'd have to ask him. I'd have
Speaker 2: to ask him. You know, I can't have you betting
Speaker 2: my staff.
Speaker 3: They're just so easy.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think against his staff members three three
Speaker 4: hundred again read anymore.
Speaker 3: She made a van.
Speaker 2: Against a young man that used to work for me, Chase.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say.
Speaker 2: Something, a very nice young man, and she took money
Speaker 2: from this poor kid.
Speaker 3: Remember we were in Italy. I want dinner. Yeah that
Speaker 3: was oh yeah that I do remember that. Yeah that
Speaker 3: was great.
Speaker 2: He's a kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well that's why I asked about Brendan. That's why
Speaker 3: she rough you live and you learn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true, you too, Okay, ready, probably okay.
Speaker 1: I think the show is The show feels like it's
Speaker 1: almost over right. I think we got we have one
Speaker 1: fan here, one fan fan. Well, thank you for supporting
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, Yeah, appreciate you know.
Speaker 3: I have just got off the plane.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I think you look I think you look fine, horrendous,
Speaker 2: she looks good. She looks good. Well you don't think so.
Speaker 3: She just said she looks horridus. Yeah, it goes with
Speaker 3: the corn queen.
Speaker 2: I think it's time wrap up Ariels before appearance here.
Speaker 3: Thank you for coming by. Bye, I know that.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
Speaker 3: Let me know my room's ready.
Speaker 2: Thank you one fan. I don't know what else you
Speaker 2: really want to cover here. So you go through your
Speaker 2: plays again.
Speaker 3: These are first half underdogar no, so some of the
Speaker 3: underdogs that I'm looking at, I have not bet any
Speaker 3: of these yet McNee state first half. Okay, because here's
Speaker 3: the reality. Back to what I was saying for so
Speaker 3: rudely interrupted?
Speaker 2: Who interrupted you?
Speaker 3: Me? Ariel and you I'm back to last year, I said,
Speaker 3: I said, Hey, here's here's the here's the problem. Now
Speaker 3: everybody after last year is going to overreact and it's
Speaker 3: going to be this chalk chalk, chalk, chalk chalk.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I think so, I think you guys are putting premiums
Speaker 3: on some of these teams. You might maybe be just
Speaker 3: juicing up the money lines, maybe not necessarily against the spread,
Speaker 3: but you know everybody's gonna walk in it. Duke money Line,
Speaker 3: Michigan State money Line, Florida money Line, Houston money Line,
Speaker 3: Wisconsin Moneyline, Arizona money Line, and zag of money Line
Speaker 3: for due money Line, give me a one hundred.
Speaker 2: Dollars par life, Yeah, well sure, they always do that, right.
Speaker 3: So I still think that there are some teams that
Speaker 3: are right for upsets, and there's some really good matchups.
Speaker 3: I think Hopster is going to match up really really
Speaker 3: well in an opposite spectrum of Alabama, But I don't
Speaker 3: I think Alabama in the second half has the ability
Speaker 3: to run them out of the gym. Right, Holloway is
Speaker 3: not going to be playing I don't think so, so
Speaker 3: they may take it a little bit of time to
Speaker 3: adjust there in the first half. So I like hops
Speaker 3: for first half.
Speaker 2: I look at an air at Brendan's bragging air and
Speaker 2: I'm a little.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you already bet me that my Tech and Alabama,
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna say this, I actually am starting to
Speaker 3: like Texas Tech at this point in time because because
Speaker 3: everybody has written them off, Aron hasn't played anybody. They
Speaker 3: just won the MAC and that's great and all, but
Speaker 3: they have this many quad one wins this year.
Speaker 1: So I want the social media guys, John Hoagland, Louis
Speaker 1: de Noofrio.
Speaker 2: These guys do an outstanding job on the show.
Speaker 1: I want them to take Brendan's bracket and take Kelly's
Speaker 1: bracket and put them on social media before the first
Speaker 1: game starts, so that people can follow along with these
Speaker 1: two guys.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 1: That's what I want. Now, you know, let me tell
Speaker 1: you this. It's not all on Brendan. He asked me
Speaker 1: one question when he filled it out. He said, who
Speaker 1: do you like in the second round, Saint John's or Kansas?
Speaker 1: And I picked Saint John's.
Speaker 3: It's okay because I'm gonna pick Cawn Baptist.
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you my one takeaway from selection
Speaker 1: Sunday was anti Italian discrimination against Rick Patino. Saint John's
Speaker 1: being a five seed when they won the Big East
Speaker 1: regular season and conference tournament is anti Italian. I don't
Speaker 1: know what camera supposed to look at anti Italian discrimination.
Speaker 1: I have an Italian dog, Mario. That's anti Italian discrimination.
Speaker 1: Saint John's being a five seed is a joke. I
Speaker 1: got them with the Sweet sixteen against Duke Clip that
Speaker 1: out if they if they lose in the first.
Speaker 2: Round, Johnny clip that out. Make me like a total idiot.
Speaker 3: That'd be a use is new?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Nothing would be new. They play Northern Iowa in
Speaker 2: the first raft.
Speaker 1: This isn't a speed competition. You don't need to fill
Speaker 1: it out like in two seconds.
Speaker 3: Why not you pick?
Speaker 2: You picked Northern Iowa to bocked.
Speaker 3: Me McNeese, okay, and I'll take Nebraska. It's not a race,
Speaker 3: it's the Sweet sixteen. May just go VC you now.
Speaker 3: I'm putting this in the universe for me and Joff.
Speaker 1: Joff job, very well heeled, big West Virginia University donor donor.
Speaker 3: He donates a lot of money those losers, I think,
Speaker 3: so God, that sucks.
Speaker 2: Very very well.
Speaker 3: I would never Is there.
Speaker 1: Anything else you want to talk about on the show?
Speaker 1: Or do you want to just go and party with
Speaker 1: Alex and the girls?
Speaker 3: What do I have to do another show right after this?
Speaker 3: In eighteen minutes?
Speaker 2: We got a cancelation yesterday?
Speaker 3: Uh no, thank god?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I invited like forty people here. Who's probably I am
Speaker 3: so fucked everybody, Keep text me, I'll see tomorrow. See tomorrow.
Speaker 3: I'm like, where a.
Speaker 2: Who's going to pay their ship.
Speaker 3: Them because they can't have their own tab.
Speaker 2: You guys have the clubhouse. Oh, you guys are going
Speaker 2: to be right. That makes my life so much is
Speaker 2: going to be yours?
Speaker 3: God, I don't use Why would you just say that
Speaker 3: when I'm like panicking about having I.
Speaker 2: Just found out yesterday.
Speaker 3: Okay, I really did.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank god Kelly clubhouse. I'll be at my office,
Speaker 1: probably watching golf. Probably to be honest with you, guys, Uh,
Speaker 1: I'll watch the ends of the game, so I don't.
Speaker 2: Really watch the whole game. What's the point. Let's watched
Speaker 2: the end and then what else are you doing this weekend?
Speaker 2: What are you doing? On Friday?
Speaker 3: We're going to the pool at the win Oh right,
Speaker 3: I heard about that, and yeah, and then Saturday you're
Speaker 3: going to look and I'm gonna get Mandy wasted.
Speaker 2: I don't need to get my assistant wasted.
Speaker 3: To be super fun.
Speaker 2: There's no need for that.
Speaker 3: Vcue you in the final four.
Speaker 2: Just give me one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I just want do you want to how much money
Speaker 3: for bucks on you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Of course I'll take it.
Speaker 3: I just asked John to go to the eighteen for me.
Speaker 3: Hold on I will tell you how much money Joff
Speaker 3: and I will win.
Speaker 2: Okay, if v this is VCU, wins a national championship.
Speaker 3: No, they're not gonna win the national championship. But if
Speaker 3: they even go to the sweet sixteen, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 3: hold on, please please on hold it so we get
Speaker 3: Scott and Joff go. Okay, So if VCU goes to
Speaker 3: the sweet sixteen, so we will have one sixty six
Speaker 3: hundred fifteen four hundred and sixty six thousand, one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty one thousand if they go to the final four. Wow.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, it's like.
Speaker 3: Almost two hundred grand.
Speaker 2: Well that's awesome.
Speaker 3: So we need VCU, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: For a guy like Joff, one hundred and twenty one thousand,
Speaker 1: it's just like another private jet trip to the Mall Deves.
Speaker 2: But I think for the rest of us that would
Speaker 2: be terrific. Right, Oh my god, significant money.
Speaker 3: I already hate this racket.
Speaker 1: Good keep filling it out. Somebody get or another margarita.
Speaker 1: I can use the hundred bucks. Keep filling this out
Speaker 1: the way you're doing it. Anything else you guys want
Speaker 1: us to cover, Kelly, why don't you tell them about
Speaker 1: your splash?
Speaker 2: Spots.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm going to five three entries over on Instagram
Speaker 3: or x just reply with who you think is gonna
Speaker 3: win the national Championship. I'm gonna pick five winners.
Speaker 2: I think we have five meters of the contest.
Speaker 3: No, five winners to get a free entry into Okay,
Speaker 3: I got you. And yeah, we're almost had eight thousand
Speaker 3: sign ups, so there's only three thousand spots left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that'll that'll fill.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I know it was gonna fill when there
Speaker 3: was like a thousand left. There's only a thousand. It's
Speaker 3: like you can just tell everybody wait till last minute.
Speaker 3: You can have.
Speaker 2: Michigan State in the final four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll take the hundred.
Speaker 3: It seems like fun.
Speaker 2: I'll take it. I'll take it.
Speaker 3: We need BYU maszoom.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 3: What is this?
Speaker 1: We also have the Hoops Central Showdown that starts now.
Speaker 1: You got to pick the winner against the point spread
Speaker 1: of all the first round games except for the games
Speaker 1: that are dependent on the first four results.
Speaker 2: We want you to be able to make all the
Speaker 2: picks right now.
Speaker 1: You gotta submit these plays by Wednesday today at ten pm,
Speaker 1: so you guys might need.
Speaker 2: To clip that out early. Where is Denofrio? What's he doing?
Speaker 2: Is he working on the show?
Speaker 3: Probably not.
Speaker 2: I heard a little rumor that Louis deno.
Speaker 1: Frio, our social media guy, great guy, is going to
Speaker 1: be out in Nashville this weekend with Kelly's good friend
Speaker 1: Andy Samuelson.
Speaker 2: Oh god, that went to KU. Andy. Andy's one of
Speaker 2: these early retirement guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who doesn't have a job.
Speaker 2: Well, he's retired. He'll be in Nashville this weekend. He'll
Speaker 2: be here the following weekend. All the rest of us
Speaker 2: are slaving away early retirement. Sounds pretty good. I need
Speaker 2: to work on that, I gotta say.
Speaker 1: But with Kelly's president and the stock market how it is,
Speaker 1: doesn't seem to be in the cards.
Speaker 2: Thank you Kelly for that. This bracket is all almost done.
Speaker 2: She's got Iowa State in the finals.
Speaker 3: I got them at thirty to one. I just smelled
Speaker 3: spelled Virginia wrong.
Speaker 2: If she doesn't spell the team right, does it count
Speaker 2: as an automatic loss?
Speaker 3: I look at how many eyes I put in Virginia
Speaker 3: that jin Yeah, there you go, Red.
Speaker 2: I think that's an auto loss auto.
Speaker 3: B yu.
Speaker 2: Actually, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. Bre No, his is not good either.
Speaker 2: That looks pretty good.
Speaker 3: I'll put in Arkansas just for fun. Over whiskey. We'll
Speaker 3: go Arizona versus the Yuka.
Speaker 1: There's anybody, I'm sure somebody else has said this already,
Speaker 1: but as anybody talked about what a good job John
Speaker 1: Caliparti's done at Arkansas, he has done a very good
Speaker 1: job because look at where Kentucky is now and look
Speaker 1: where he is now at Arkansas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like a fuck you for sure to
Speaker 3: win that sec.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, man, I think I think Calipari.
Speaker 1: Kelly's final four is Michigan State VCU Iowa State b
Speaker 1: YU title Game. Michigan State, Iowa State, Iowa State wins
Speaker 1: it all. Brended going with Duke Florida Wisconsin Michigan a.
Speaker 3: Chalk eating weasel. It's not even fun. Mine should be
Speaker 3: worth more points because I actually picked upsets.
Speaker 1: Who the hell said anything about that Duke Michigan in
Speaker 1: the title game, Duke winning the national Championship.
Speaker 2: I like, you know what my pick is to win
Speaker 2: it all Michigan. I like Michigan to win.
Speaker 3: I don't hate it.
Speaker 2: I'll go Michigan.
Speaker 3: I put them in the Elite eight.
Speaker 1: Kelly's going Iowa State, Johnny Hoglan, you want to sign
Speaker 1: off with a pick to win it all?
Speaker 2: What do you think, buddy? Copy? You can't be original? Yeah,
Speaker 2: actually I haven't even done one, so yeah, you definitely
Speaker 2: did it first. You're gonna do You're gonna have a
Speaker 2: fun weekend?
Speaker 3: Here?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna do a show? What Wednesday of next
Speaker 2: week to previous week?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 3: Yes? I have to. I think I'm contractually obligated to
Speaker 3: do a show.
Speaker 2: You don't do anything? Okay, but we could do a
Speaker 2: Sweet sixteen preview.
Speaker 3: Tuesday? Is there enough information on Tuesday?
Speaker 2: Tuesday?
Speaker 3: I think Tuesday's a good idea.
Speaker 2: Tuesday preview the Sweet sixteen? Hey, there's Ariel?
Speaker 3: Is that room ready? I didn't think south oh boy?
Speaker 1: So we are still recording, so just keep on, just
Speaker 1: keep on going. Sorry everyone, and that I think we'll
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Listen, do you have anything else you want to add?
Speaker 3: Kid?
Speaker 2: Were good?
Speaker 3: That's it, that's all I got.
Speaker 2: Great show. Great to see you, Thanks Johnny, Thanks Louis.
Speaker 2: Talk to you guys next week.