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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's Friday and we are about to do

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<v Speaker 1>the Minnesota Goodbye. And interesting little factoid, we had to

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<v Speaker 1>purge the computer of audio files yesterday because we got

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<v Speaker 1>almost through the Minnesota Goodbye and then it said.

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<v Speaker 2>It says it's a disc full. Ye.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was going to tell you about Liz Tredinic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>remember listinck so and I forget the context of this one,

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<v Speaker 1>but we're maybe what we're talking about the radio people.

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<v Speaker 3>About the way that people look I think, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and MOREK and radio and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't remember exactly, but I'll finish up the story.

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<v Speaker 1>So when I first when I was in high school,

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to a radio station in Colorado called Z

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<v Speaker 1>ninety three, which was the KATIEWB of Colorado Springs along

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<v Speaker 1>with another station, kys N. So I would listen to

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<v Speaker 1>a woman in the morning and she was like the

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<v Speaker 1>Jenny of the show. Her name was Liz Tridonic and

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<v Speaker 1>she was on with a guy named Gary Wall. And

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<v Speaker 1>I listened every morning and Liz, like most radio people,

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<v Speaker 1>sound quite attractive and so so I even did a

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<v Speaker 1>creepy thing I called the midday Girl Sheila Summers, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, hey, hey, you list Fordinic sounds hot.

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<v Speaker 2>What does she look like?

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<v Speaker 1>And Sheila, She's like, oh she's my roommate, and yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she's really cute. She's got short blonde hair, blah blah blah. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I mean, what a fucking weird like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sixteen year old, like seventeen year old, because back then

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't know what radio people look like. There was

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<v Speaker 1>no internet, there is no whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>And so.

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<v Speaker 1>Time goes by and I get a job at KYSN

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<v Speaker 1>and we're at a telethon and I sit right next

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<v Speaker 1>to Liz for Dinnick from Z ninety three, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's lose to But here's the thing, liszt Fordinic, And

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<v Speaker 1>if by any chance she ever hears this, please forgive me.

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<v Speaker 1>She was a very ordinary looking person. And there's not

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<v Speaker 1>that's not a slam. I'm an ordinary looking person. And

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, but here's the thing. She was so

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<v Speaker 1>sweet and she helped me with something of the telethon

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<v Speaker 1>that I didn't know how to do, and she was

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<v Speaker 1>just so sweet. And it's like I always had a

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<v Speaker 1>fond memory of last time I'll say it Liz, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder where she.

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<v Speaker 2>Is now I just try to google her.

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<v Speaker 4>How do you see last thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's TRD tr d e N I see maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that's definitely not how I would have expected that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was weird, like Russian or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, even if you look up a radio lizdic radio ancestry.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, okay, anyway, shout out Liz. All right, let's move on.

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<v Speaker 1>Here comes a girl who I definitely know how to

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<v Speaker 1>say her name. Her name is Juanita. And here comes Juanita.

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<v Speaker 2>What up my favorite peeps?

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<v Speaker 5>So I got a look because I thought I had

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<v Speaker 5>did my rant for this week, but the one that

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<v Speaker 5>was played was the one that I did last week.

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<v Speaker 5>So here's the official rant for this week. So this

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<v Speaker 5>is about hotel check in and checkout times. So, Dave,

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<v Speaker 5>I was wondering if maybe you can get somebody on

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<v Speaker 5>the radio that who runs a hotel can explain why

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<v Speaker 5>the fuck that the checkout check in time is at

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<v Speaker 5>four but the checkout time is lat eleven. It's like

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<v Speaker 5>I'm supposed to arrive late in the afternoon, you know,

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<v Speaker 5>after traveling or whatever, but then I got to get

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<v Speaker 5>kicked out before I can even wake up.

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<v Speaker 2>And realize what the fuck I am.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, seriously, you know, you're trying to relax and

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<v Speaker 5>the clock is ticking in the front desk is practically

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<v Speaker 5>sending you in the fucking eviction notice at ten fifty nine.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, and then God forbid you asked for a

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<v Speaker 5>late checkout. Then they come back with, well, that would

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<v Speaker 5>be an extra, you know, twenty dollars. It's like, bitch, please,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not paying you an extra twenty dollars. Why the

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<v Speaker 5>hell can't if you check in at five, then you

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<v Speaker 5>check out at five, Why can't we get twenty four hours?

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<v Speaker 5>Why the hell we got and a half a day,

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<v Speaker 5>not even a half a day. But that's my ride

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<v Speaker 5>for this week. I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>I think thank you, we love you back. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's because they need to clean the rooms. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty sure that's what it is. They need you out

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<v Speaker 1>by eleven and they won't let people back in until three. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>you can always ask for an early check in or

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<v Speaker 1>a late checkout, and I've never been charged for either one. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes I do get it. You get to the

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<v Speaker 1>hotel and it's like, you know, all your room's not

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<v Speaker 1>ready yet and you got to sit there and do

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<v Speaker 1>something until it's ready. But I think it's because they

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<v Speaker 1>got to clean the rooms. They got four hours to

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<v Speaker 1>clean the rooms.

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<v Speaker 4>I always ask for a later checkout. How used to

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<v Speaker 4>stay in hotels a lot at my old job, and

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<v Speaker 4>I would have like things to do in the afternoon,

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<v Speaker 4>but I had nowhere to go from like eleven to

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<v Speaker 4>one pm, So I'd be like, can I stay for

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<v Speaker 4>like an extra hour or two? And the worst you'll

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<v Speaker 4>get is a fine, that's fine, But I always ask

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<v Speaker 4>for a late one. He he.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like most airbnbs too. It's the same usually,

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<v Speaker 3>but they usually airbnbs are so loose and like a

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<v Speaker 3>good airbnb host will message you and be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>you can check in out whatever time if you want.

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<v Speaker 3>Like when I went to Tahiti, our host it was

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<v Speaker 3>like such a blessing because we had taken a red

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<v Speaker 3>eye flight overnight, so we were exhausted from traveling and

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<v Speaker 3>our check in wasn't until three pm. But she messaged

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<v Speaker 3>us the day before and was like, hey, you can

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<v Speaker 3>check in out anytime.

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<v Speaker 4>Nobody's like in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we get in at like eight in the morning

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<v Speaker 3>and we're able to go check in right away.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so freaking nice.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, I don't think I've asked for a later

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<v Speaker 3>checkout time, but I've definitely gone early to a place.

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<v Speaker 4>But like, can I check in as the room ready?

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<v Speaker 4>And if they say no, yeah, they say no, then

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<v Speaker 4>just sit there wait.

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<v Speaker 2>For long checkout.

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<v Speaker 1>Long check in lines are the worst because especially you

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<v Speaker 1>go to Las Vegas and you're like, Okay, you get

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<v Speaker 1>off the plane, you take a cab, you wait for

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<v Speaker 1>the cab, you know, you wait in line, You take

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<v Speaker 1>a cab over to the hotel, and then you walk in.

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<v Speaker 1>You're pulling your luggage behind you, and then you look

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<v Speaker 1>at the check in line. It's like oh, and a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of them now are kind of check Like at

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<v Speaker 1>the Golden Nugget downtown that's where we like to stay,

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<v Speaker 1>is automated check in, So you walk up to a

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<v Speaker 1>big thing like at the movie theater where you buy your.

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<v Speaker 2>Ticket y a kiosk.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, really at the Golden Nugget and I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>probably a new thing to eliminate more staff. And it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't working right and it had us in whatever, it

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<v Speaker 1>didn't find our reservation, so then you got to find

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<v Speaker 1>the semi competent person that's kind of in charge of

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<v Speaker 1>everything and let them fiddle around with it. But when

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<v Speaker 1>you check out, we just leave. Yeah, I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>don't go down to the front desk and check out

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<v Speaker 1>or call or no.

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<v Speaker 4>I always turn in my key, do you really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because I mean they could use it again.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I take mine with every time. And the

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<v Speaker 1>reason is I was stick it in my back pocket

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<v Speaker 1>till I get home or where I'm going next, because

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<v Speaker 1>too many times I leave the hotel room and then

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<v Speaker 1>I go, ah, forgot my phone charger. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I got to go back up. This way, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to go to the front desk and say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I was in three oh nine and I need a key.

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<v Speaker 1>I just take my just go get my phone charger.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. Well here, you're not going to convince me.

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<v Speaker 4>I like to be helpful, and you like.

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<v Speaker 3>To be I did the same thing as you, Dave,

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<v Speaker 3>because I'm always I have such a fear of leaving

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<v Speaker 3>things in hotel room.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've done a million times. You leave something in

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<v Speaker 1>the closet, your phone charger's plugged in, You dropped your

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<v Speaker 1>Apple watch behind the night stand, there's a bottle of

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<v Speaker 1>lube you left next to the Bible and the drawer

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta have, yeah, because lube is expensive, it is, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so it is.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I just bought a bunch of stuff for a bachelor

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<v Speaker 3>party I have tonight, kind of just like a care

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<v Speaker 3>package of like hangover things for my girlfriend who's getting married,

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<v Speaker 3>and I thought like, okay, what's like bacherette style that

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<v Speaker 3>I could put in it.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not think of lube. However, I did get

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<v Speaker 4>some baby oil. Okay, nice.

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<v Speaker 3>Well it was specifically massage oil, so it's not because,

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<v Speaker 3>let's be honest, massage oil is a little bit different

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<v Speaker 3>than baby oil. Baby oil is a lot more liquidy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, massage oil is thicker. Yeah, so got that in there. Nice?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This one says greetings and pleasantries. We read emails. That's

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<v Speaker 1>basically what we do during the Minnesota Goodbye. Here is

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<v Speaker 1>the next email, greetings and pleasantries. Hopefully this is not

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<v Speaker 1>a dead topic. I'm very grateful to the music gods

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<v Speaker 1>that this song isn't on all the time anymore. Thunder,

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<v Speaker 1>I imagine Dragons is one of the most annoying songs

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<v Speaker 1>that has ever cursed this planet. When Dave mentioned that

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<v Speaker 1>he liked this song. Recently, I cringed, fuck that song.

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<v Speaker 1>That high pitched thunder thunder is like nails.

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<v Speaker 2>On a chalkboard.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, I'd rather listen to a squeaky fan while

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sleep than ever hear that abomination ever again.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right with Love and out other out Okay with

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<v Speaker 1>love and other indoor sports Katie, Okay, you know I

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<v Speaker 1>like that song.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>The little thunder thunder thund.

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<v Speaker 3>Reminds me of the first time I did a triathlon,

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<v Speaker 3>because it was popular when I was training for it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I loved it at first. What was on my

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<v Speaker 3>playlist every single time I'd go off for a run,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I got real sick of it, so it

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<v Speaker 3>didn't make it to the actual triathlon playlist.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just the training. Yeah, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Liz, a big supporter listener of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>Liz says, I know Vont can't possibly spray that much

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<v Speaker 1>Colonne as he says, he's got to be saying it

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<v Speaker 1>is a trigger. Dear God, please make.

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<v Speaker 2>It a lie.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday on the show, I think he was doing a

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<v Speaker 1>Vonsturs the pot and he said six or seven spurs

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<v Speaker 1>sprays of cologne is what he does every day.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and sometimes yes, he does like have rage bait

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<v Speaker 4>things that he just says just to make people mad.

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<v Speaker 4>But that one was real life.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, oh we're talking about you, Voneah, we are talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, on the Minnesota goodbye. So Liz says, vont has

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<v Speaker 1>she says, she says, this is kind of tongue in cheek,

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<v Speaker 1>he's being extremely rude, arrogant, ignorant, and disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you forgot ugly.

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<v Speaker 1>No one but his woman wants to smell him. Why

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<v Speaker 1>does he keep saying people up on him? Alyssa is

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<v Speaker 1>the only one that up on him, that wants to

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<v Speaker 1>spray seven times, take a freaking shower, or get some

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<v Speaker 1>dude wipes. I hope if I ever meet vont it's

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<v Speaker 1>an outdoor setting, and then she puts laugh emojis because

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<v Speaker 1>and have a fragrance free workplace, anything more than a

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<v Speaker 1>couple of squirts is too much. I got a friend

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<v Speaker 1>who sprays too much and thinks I'm not serious when

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<v Speaker 1>I say it's too strong. I had my face in

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<v Speaker 1>my shirt when I'm in his car. What a guy

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<v Speaker 1>likes is not what a woman likes. My husband has

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<v Speaker 1>even told him as too much. It's disrespectful. I was

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<v Speaker 1>one of those that's said spray, delay and walk away.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a quote from Queer Eye. Yes, this was

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<v Speaker 1>stated again on the new revival. If it's a strong scent,

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<v Speaker 1>this does work. Not a body spray, because that is deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>So anny, smell me right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it too much?

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<v Speaker 3>I had to get in to really smell it, so

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<v Speaker 3>I couldn't smell it when you're just a solid foot

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<v Speaker 3>away from me. So right now, no, But I'm luckily

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<v Speaker 3>not getting that close to you. If I was getting

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<v Speaker 3>that close to you, it would be too much.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you make it less?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>I did my usual sports sports sports sports yesterday, it

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<v Speaker 4>was intoxicatingly strong, because I put on a strong coloone

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<v Speaker 4>yesterday beause we had somewhere to go. No, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>say it as a trigger.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it bothers people. I really do do about

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<v Speaker 2>six or seven. That's because I just don't think the

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<v Speaker 2>walk through method works.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what I do. Not think it works.

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<v Speaker 3>Great. Maybe people are just horned up as I walk

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<v Speaker 3>into a room when I wear a perform.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's your boobs. They were at my chest because

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<v Speaker 4>they could smell. They're looking at my boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that's why they stopped for day. I do have

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<v Speaker 2>nice boobs. Okay, okay, thank you, aunt. That is all.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh leaves and goes back to what he was doing.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's see, we got time for one more. Here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Responding to the gal who wrote in about

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<v Speaker 1>saying no to being asked out, I was recently traveling

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<v Speaker 1>for work. Had to go to a couple of dinners

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<v Speaker 1>on my own. I'm going to brewery to enjoy dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and beer to myself. I sat at the bar with

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<v Speaker 1>many open stools, and some guy came and sat right

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<v Speaker 1>next to me. He proceeded to start talking and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of I tried to not engage. I gave short responses,

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<v Speaker 1>but this guy was not taking the hint. He keeps talking.

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned I'm not from around here, thinking maybe he

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<v Speaker 1>would stop talking to me, because what's the point. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>he decides to ask me out for lunch the next day.

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, I'm leaving tomorrow. He's like, well, let's

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<v Speaker 1>go to dinner now again. I said no. Somehow, we

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<v Speaker 1>kept talking. I mentioned my boyfriend why should I have

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<v Speaker 1>to mention him when I'm not interested? And the dudes

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<v Speaker 1>still did not get it. I finally was able to

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<v Speaker 1>settle up the bill call my uber, and he still

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<v Speaker 1>asked for my number, like why would we continue this

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<v Speaker 1>when A I'm not single and B I have no

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<v Speaker 1>idea when I'll be back. He couldn't take a hint,

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<v Speaker 1>nor did he respect the fact that I was not single.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so uncomfortable. Really tried to make it clear

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<v Speaker 1>that I was not interested. I don't often get hit on,

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<v Speaker 1>but usually they leave me alone if I say no,

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<v Speaker 1>or can at least take the hint. Anyways, that's all

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<v Speaker 1>for now from Aaron. I don't understand the mentality of

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<v Speaker 1>a guy who does not you read the room. Even

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<v Speaker 1>if the room is one.

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<v Speaker 4>Person doesn't take no for an answer, right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like if you try to start a

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<v Speaker 1>conversation with somebody on an airplane and you get one

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<v Speaker 1>word answers and they're not engaging, then you go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>well they don't and that's me. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you on the airplane. But I can't imagine

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's so clueless, arrogant and downright rude that he can

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<v Speaker 1>tell she's not interested, but he just keeps going.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he doesn't even need to be able to tell

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<v Speaker 3>she's straying up. Says no, yeah, she said no, like

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<v Speaker 3>I've been.

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<v Speaker 4>I keep seeing and I don't know if Jenny, if

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<v Speaker 4>you see these two, but I keep seeing like tiktoks

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<v Speaker 4>of like guys coming up to women and trying to

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<v Speaker 4>ask them out or like sit at their table or whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>and the women are just going like go away and whatever,

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<v Speaker 4>and the men still won't leave. Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the song was okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Just I was gonna say, it's just starting to play.

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<v Speaker 1>Get another few minutes, okay, good. I'm looking at the

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<v Speaker 1>computer going ah.

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<v Speaker 5>Act.

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<v Speaker 1>Next email says, please don't say my name. I am

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<v Speaker 1>not a spring chicken. And my body has changed since

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<v Speaker 1>I met my husband. My energy level is dropped. I

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<v Speaker 1>go to bed earlier than I used to. I have

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<v Speaker 1>put on some weight, all these fun things that can

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<v Speaker 1>happen as we age. Today my husband said I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>a seventy year old. Now I'm nowhere near that age.

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<v Speaker 1>That hurt me, and I'm not sure how to respond

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<v Speaker 1>react to his comment, what would you do? Well, you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>your body does change as you age, and even though

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<v Speaker 1>you will work out and eat right and whatever, your

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<v Speaker 1>body will change and things will hang a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>differently than they used to, and things will that used

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<v Speaker 1>to be flat and firm and smooth are now not

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<v Speaker 1>as flat and firm and smooth. And if you think

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<v Speaker 1>it's not going to happen to you, it will. So

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<v Speaker 1>I will only say that youth, a lot of it

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<v Speaker 1>is mentality. And if you want to sit and do

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<v Speaker 1>nothing youthful, fun, new, energetic, that makes you seem older

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<v Speaker 1>like a seventy year old lady. I get on Susan

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes because she has no sense of adventure. She had

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<v Speaker 1>trouble hiking in Yellowstone Park because the trail might have

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<v Speaker 1>been like it dropped off on one side and there

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<v Speaker 1>was a couple of hikes that she wouldn't go on

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<v Speaker 1>because it was a little bit steep or whatever, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you're acting like a seventy year old lady.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, you're not stop. And I think that's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things. Don't act like a seventy year old

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<v Speaker 1>male female whatever until you are seventy and do the

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<v Speaker 1>adventurous things and try the new things.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I feel like it's still like a mean

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<v Speaker 3>common though to say, because based on what she's writing

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<v Speaker 3>in about it doesn't sound like she's quite like you

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<v Speaker 3>were in Susan's age. I'm guessing she's in her forty ones.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I guess. Forty six.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Like so I feel like that that would be

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<v Speaker 3>really hurtful to me if I heard that. But who

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<v Speaker 3>cares if you go to bed earlier, Like, there's no

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<v Speaker 3>shame in that. I mean, if you're sitting around all

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<v Speaker 3>the time and that's not how you used to be.

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<v Speaker 3>I can kind of understand why your husband might be

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit like, hey, let's go do things. But

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that comment was unnecessary and you didn't

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<v Speaker 3>deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's one thing you really can't make

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<v Speaker 1>fun or point out. You know, Susan had I'll go

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<v Speaker 1>ahead and tell you she's lost a lot of weight,

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<v Speaker 1>like twenty pounds in the last few months. But when

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<v Speaker 1>she put on those twenty pounds, I never ever said damn.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I never brought it up. I just don't

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<v Speaker 1>do I notice it? Sure do I like it? No,

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<v Speaker 1>just like she wouldn't like it if I put twenty pounds.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think she would maybe say something to me

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<v Speaker 1>because I wouldn't. I'm not sensitive, Hay, porky, she would

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<v Speaker 1>say that to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I say that to you when you walk in

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<v Speaker 4>hate porky.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, Okay, I think that. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>rude for him to say that, and I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>okay to let him know. You know what, that that

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<v Speaker 1>hurt my feelings. And you know, you gotta listen if

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<v Speaker 1>your partner says that hurt my feelings.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, say shut up a you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, let's see what else we got here

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<v Speaker 1>on emails and uh, okay, here we go. I heard

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<v Speaker 1>you talking about weird Facebook marketplace fines and I came

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<v Speaker 1>across this gem. Hope you enjoy it as much as

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<v Speaker 1>I did. Now we were talking about there was somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in Jordan on Facebook marketplace selling Birkenstock sandals that had

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<v Speaker 1>been used in worn and we said there were foot juice.

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<v Speaker 2>Stands in the sands.

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<v Speaker 1>That's pretty gross. So this is from the sok Rapids

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<v Speaker 1>garage sale site. They said I a window fan box

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<v Speaker 1>and I was hoping for what I paid for. But

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<v Speaker 1>I opened up the window fan box. Inside was somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>poor no collection, some posters, a clock, five finger Death

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<v Speaker 1>Punch CD, some blank CDs and a Hot and Cold bag. Instead,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for the guy I bought it from in Kimball.

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<v Speaker 1>He took down his listing and I deleted. The message

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<v Speaker 1>box was tape shut, apparently hiding what was inside. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to stay cool this summer, and he actually

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<v Speaker 1>shows Yeah, it's not porn either're talking about porn collection.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a clock, and there's a Maxim magazine and

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<v Speaker 1>two sports illustrated magazines. That is not porn. Maxim is

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<v Speaker 1>not porn.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's boobies.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they don't show boobies in Maxim, Are you sure? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, yeah, it's it's definitely targeted towards straight mena.

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<v Speaker 4>Covered up boobies, but it's still boobies.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's not porn.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, softcore porn.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not even softcore porn anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if they published maxim anymore. I

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<v Speaker 1>really don't. I think I used to subscribe to it

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<v Speaker 1>because it had really clever, fun writings.

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<v Speaker 4>That's why you subscribed to you know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm serious, Listen, I don't. That's the funny thing

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<v Speaker 1>about me. I don't need to like, Yes, naked beautiful women.

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<v Speaker 1>Naked women are beautiful. I've seen a million of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna like when I walk by the Sports

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<v Speaker 1>Illustrated Naked swimsuit issue at the airport. I couldn't care less.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to see any more naked women.

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen too many.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you hear that, that humble break. I've seen millions

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<v Speaker 3>of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen them all print in print, not in person.

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<v Speaker 4>No, just in print or digital too digital for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right, that is it for the Minisot Goodbye.

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<v Speaker 1>Send your clever email in to Ryan Show at KTWB

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<v Speaker 1>dot com, and we will see you next week here

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<v Speaker 1>on the Minnesota. Goodbye.
