Speaker 1: All right, it's Friday and we are about to do
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. And interesting little factoid, we had to
Speaker 1: purge the computer of audio files yesterday because we got
Speaker 1: almost through the Minnesota Goodbye and then it said.
Speaker 2: It says it's a disc full. Ye.
Speaker 1: So I was going to tell you about Liz Tredinic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: remember listinck so and I forget the context of this one,
Speaker 1: but we're maybe what we're talking about the radio people.
Speaker 3: About the way that people look I think, right, okay,
Speaker 3: and MOREK and radio and stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, I don't remember exactly, but I'll finish up the story.
Speaker 1: So when I first when I was in high school,
Speaker 1: I listened to a radio station in Colorado called Z
Speaker 1: ninety three, which was the KATIEWB of Colorado Springs along
Speaker 1: with another station, kys N. So I would listen to
Speaker 1: a woman in the morning and she was like the
Speaker 1: Jenny of the show. Her name was Liz Tridonic and
Speaker 1: she was on with a guy named Gary Wall. And
Speaker 1: I listened every morning and Liz, like most radio people,
Speaker 1: sound quite attractive and so so I even did a
Speaker 1: creepy thing I called the midday Girl Sheila Summers, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, hey, you list Fordinic sounds hot.
Speaker 2: What does she look like?
Speaker 1: And Sheila, She's like, oh she's my roommate, and yeah,
Speaker 1: she's really cute. She's got short blonde hair, blah blah blah. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I mean, what a fucking weird like, you know,
Speaker 1: sixteen year old, like seventeen year old, because back then
Speaker 1: you didn't know what radio people look like. There was
Speaker 1: no internet, there is no whatever.
Speaker 2: And so.
Speaker 1: Time goes by and I get a job at KYSN
Speaker 1: and we're at a telethon and I sit right next
Speaker 1: to Liz for Dinnick from Z ninety three, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's lose to But here's the thing, liszt Fordinic, And
Speaker 1: if by any chance she ever hears this, please forgive me.
Speaker 1: She was a very ordinary looking person. And there's not
Speaker 1: that's not a slam. I'm an ordinary looking person. And
Speaker 1: I was like, but here's the thing. She was so
Speaker 1: sweet and she helped me with something of the telethon
Speaker 1: that I didn't know how to do, and she was
Speaker 1: just so sweet. And it's like I always had a
Speaker 1: fond memory of last time I'll say it Liz, and
Speaker 1: I wonder where she.
Speaker 2: Is now I just try to google her.
Speaker 4: How do you see last thing?
Speaker 1: I think it's TRD tr d e N I see maybe.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's definitely not how I would have expected that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was weird, like Russian or something like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even if you look up a radio lizdic radio ancestry.
Speaker 1: Anyway, okay, anyway, shout out Liz. All right, let's move on.
Speaker 1: Here comes a girl who I definitely know how to
Speaker 1: say her name. Her name is Juanita. And here comes Juanita.
Speaker 2: What up my favorite peeps?
Speaker 5: So I got a look because I thought I had
Speaker 5: did my rant for this week, but the one that
Speaker 5: was played was the one that I did last week.
Speaker 5: So here's the official rant for this week. So this
Speaker 5: is about hotel check in and checkout times. So, Dave,
Speaker 5: I was wondering if maybe you can get somebody on
Speaker 5: the radio that who runs a hotel can explain why
Speaker 5: the fuck that the checkout check in time is at
Speaker 5: four but the checkout time is lat eleven. It's like
Speaker 5: I'm supposed to arrive late in the afternoon, you know,
Speaker 5: after traveling or whatever, but then I got to get
Speaker 5: kicked out before I can even wake up.
Speaker 2: And realize what the fuck I am.
Speaker 5: It's like, seriously, you know, you're trying to relax and
Speaker 5: the clock is ticking in the front desk is practically
Speaker 5: sending you in the fucking eviction notice at ten fifty nine.
Speaker 5: It's like, and then God forbid you asked for a
Speaker 5: late checkout. Then they come back with, well, that would
Speaker 5: be an extra, you know, twenty dollars. It's like, bitch, please,
Speaker 5: I'm not paying you an extra twenty dollars. Why the
Speaker 5: hell can't if you check in at five, then you
Speaker 5: check out at five, Why can't we get twenty four hours?
Speaker 5: Why the hell we got and a half a day,
Speaker 5: not even a half a day. But that's my ride
Speaker 5: for this week. I love you guys.
Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 1: I think thank you, we love you back. I think
Speaker 1: it's because they need to clean the rooms. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: pretty sure that's what it is. They need you out
Speaker 1: by eleven and they won't let people back in until three. Now,
Speaker 1: you can always ask for an early check in or
Speaker 1: a late checkout, and I've never been charged for either one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but sometimes I do get it. You get to the
Speaker 1: hotel and it's like, you know, all your room's not
Speaker 1: ready yet and you got to sit there and do
Speaker 1: something until it's ready. But I think it's because they
Speaker 1: got to clean the rooms. They got four hours to
Speaker 1: clean the rooms.
Speaker 4: I always ask for a later checkout. How used to
Speaker 4: stay in hotels a lot at my old job, and
Speaker 4: I would have like things to do in the afternoon,
Speaker 4: but I had nowhere to go from like eleven to
Speaker 4: one pm, So I'd be like, can I stay for
Speaker 4: like an extra hour or two? And the worst you'll
Speaker 4: get is a fine, that's fine, But I always ask
Speaker 4: for a late one. He he.
Speaker 3: I feel like most airbnbs too. It's the same usually,
Speaker 3: but they usually airbnbs are so loose and like a
Speaker 3: good airbnb host will message you and be like, hey,
Speaker 3: you can check in out whatever time if you want.
Speaker 3: Like when I went to Tahiti, our host it was
Speaker 3: like such a blessing because we had taken a red
Speaker 3: eye flight overnight, so we were exhausted from traveling and
Speaker 3: our check in wasn't until three pm. But she messaged
Speaker 3: us the day before and was like, hey, you can
Speaker 3: check in out anytime.
Speaker 4: Nobody's like in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get in at like eight in the morning
Speaker 3: and we're able to go check in right away.
Speaker 4: It was so freaking nice.
Speaker 3: But yeah, I don't think I've asked for a later
Speaker 3: checkout time, but I've definitely gone early to a place.
Speaker 4: But like, can I check in as the room ready?
Speaker 4: And if they say no, yeah, they say no, then
Speaker 4: just sit there wait.
Speaker 2: For long checkout.
Speaker 1: Long check in lines are the worst because especially you
Speaker 1: go to Las Vegas and you're like, Okay, you get
Speaker 1: off the plane, you take a cab, you wait for
Speaker 1: the cab, you know, you wait in line, You take
Speaker 1: a cab over to the hotel, and then you walk in.
Speaker 1: You're pulling your luggage behind you, and then you look
Speaker 1: at the check in line. It's like oh, and a
Speaker 1: lot of them now are kind of check Like at
Speaker 1: the Golden Nugget downtown that's where we like to stay,
Speaker 1: is automated check in, So you walk up to a
Speaker 1: big thing like at the movie theater where you buy your.
Speaker 2: Ticket y a kiosk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really at the Golden Nugget and I think it's
Speaker 1: probably a new thing to eliminate more staff. And it
Speaker 1: wasn't working right and it had us in whatever, it
Speaker 1: didn't find our reservation, so then you got to find
Speaker 1: the semi competent person that's kind of in charge of
Speaker 1: everything and let them fiddle around with it. But when
Speaker 1: you check out, we just leave. Yeah, I mean you
Speaker 1: don't go down to the front desk and check out
Speaker 1: or call or no.
Speaker 4: I always turn in my key, do you really, yeah,
Speaker 4: because I mean they could use it again.
Speaker 1: I think I take mine with every time. And the
Speaker 1: reason is I was stick it in my back pocket
Speaker 1: till I get home or where I'm going next, because
Speaker 1: too many times I leave the hotel room and then
Speaker 1: I go, ah, forgot my phone charger. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I got to go back up. This way, I don't
Speaker 1: have to go to the front desk and say, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was in three oh nine and I need a key.
Speaker 1: I just take my just go get my phone charger.
Speaker 4: All right. Well here, you're not going to convince me.
Speaker 4: I like to be helpful, and you like.
Speaker 3: To be I did the same thing as you, Dave,
Speaker 3: because I'm always I have such a fear of leaving
Speaker 3: things in hotel room.
Speaker 1: So I've done a million times. You leave something in
Speaker 1: the closet, your phone charger's plugged in, You dropped your
Speaker 1: Apple watch behind the night stand, there's a bottle of
Speaker 1: lube you left next to the Bible and the drawer
Speaker 1: you gotta have, yeah, because lube is expensive, it is, yes,
Speaker 1: so it is.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I just bought a bunch of stuff for a bachelor
Speaker 3: party I have tonight, kind of just like a care
Speaker 3: package of like hangover things for my girlfriend who's getting married,
Speaker 3: and I thought like, okay, what's like bacherette style that
Speaker 3: I could put in it.
Speaker 4: I did not think of lube. However, I did get
Speaker 4: some baby oil. Okay, nice.
Speaker 3: Well it was specifically massage oil, so it's not because,
Speaker 3: let's be honest, massage oil is a little bit different
Speaker 3: than baby oil. Baby oil is a lot more liquidy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, massage oil is thicker. Yeah, so got that in there. Nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: This one says greetings and pleasantries. We read emails. That's
Speaker 1: basically what we do during the Minnesota Goodbye. Here is
Speaker 1: the next email, greetings and pleasantries. Hopefully this is not
Speaker 1: a dead topic. I'm very grateful to the music gods
Speaker 1: that this song isn't on all the time anymore. Thunder,
Speaker 1: I imagine Dragons is one of the most annoying songs
Speaker 1: that has ever cursed this planet. When Dave mentioned that
Speaker 1: he liked this song. Recently, I cringed, fuck that song.
Speaker 1: That high pitched thunder thunder is like nails.
Speaker 2: On a chalkboard.
Speaker 1: To me, I'd rather listen to a squeaky fan while
Speaker 1: trying to sleep than ever hear that abomination ever again.
Speaker 1: All Right with Love and out other out Okay with
Speaker 1: love and other indoor sports Katie, Okay, you know I
Speaker 1: like that song.
Speaker 2: I think it's cute.
Speaker 1: The little thunder thunder thund.
Speaker 3: Reminds me of the first time I did a triathlon,
Speaker 3: because it was popular when I was training for it,
Speaker 3: and I loved it at first. What was on my
Speaker 3: playlist every single time I'd go off for a run,
Speaker 3: and then I got real sick of it, so it
Speaker 3: didn't make it to the actual triathlon playlist.
Speaker 2: Just just the training. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: This is from Liz, a big supporter listener of the show.
Speaker 1: Liz says, I know Vont can't possibly spray that much
Speaker 1: Colonne as he says, he's got to be saying it
Speaker 1: is a trigger. Dear God, please make.
Speaker 2: It a lie.
Speaker 1: Yesterday on the show, I think he was doing a
Speaker 1: Vonsturs the pot and he said six or seven spurs
Speaker 1: sprays of cologne is what he does every day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and sometimes yes, he does like have rage bait
Speaker 4: things that he just says just to make people mad.
Speaker 4: But that one was real life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh we're talking about you, Voneah, we are talking.
Speaker 3: Came in right at the right time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on the Minnesota goodbye. So Liz says, vont has
Speaker 1: got to be saying the colognees six or seven spurts
Speaker 1: as a trigger, and she does say at the bottom,
Speaker 1: she says, she says, this is kind of tongue in cheek,
Speaker 1: But seriously, Vaunt is showing his age, so let's scroll
Speaker 1: back up and she but, she says, remembering his partly
Speaker 1: tongue in cheek. If he is serious about how he smells,
Speaker 1: he's being extremely rude, arrogant, ignorant, and disrespectful.
Speaker 2: Well you forgot ugly.
Speaker 1: No one but his woman wants to smell him. Why
Speaker 1: does he keep saying people up on him? Alyssa is
Speaker 1: the only one that up on him, that wants to
Speaker 1: smell him. He should only be focused on her. If
Speaker 1: you have that bad of a bo and need to
Speaker 1: spray seven times, take a freaking shower, or get some
Speaker 1: dude wipes. I hope if I ever meet vont it's
Speaker 1: an outdoor setting, and then she puts laugh emojis because
Speaker 1: she loves the shell. As someone who works in healthcare
Speaker 1: and have a fragrance free workplace, anything more than a
Speaker 1: couple of squirts is too much. I got a friend
Speaker 1: who sprays too much and thinks I'm not serious when
Speaker 1: I say it's too strong. I had my face in
Speaker 1: my shirt when I'm in his car. What a guy
Speaker 1: likes is not what a woman likes. My husband has
Speaker 1: even told him as too much. It's disrespectful. I was
Speaker 1: one of those that's said spray, delay and walk away.
Speaker 1: That was a quote from Queer Eye. Yes, this was
Speaker 1: stated again on the new revival. If it's a strong scent,
Speaker 1: this does work. Not a body spray, because that is deodorant.
Speaker 1: So anny, smell me right now?
Speaker 2: Is it too much?
Speaker 3: I had to get in to really smell it, so
Speaker 3: I couldn't smell it when you're just a solid foot
Speaker 3: away from me. So right now, no, But I'm luckily
Speaker 3: not getting that close to you. If I was getting
Speaker 3: that close to you, it would be too much.
Speaker 4: Did you make it less?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I did my usual sports sports sports sports yesterday, it
Speaker 4: was intoxicatingly strong, because I put on a strong coloone
Speaker 4: yesterday beause we had somewhere to go. No, I don't
Speaker 4: say it as a trigger.
Speaker 2: I know it bothers people. I really do do about
Speaker 2: six or seven. That's because I just don't think the
Speaker 2: walk through method works.
Speaker 4: That's what I do. Not think it works.
Speaker 3: Great. Maybe people are just horned up as I walk
Speaker 3: into a room when I wear a perform.
Speaker 4: No, it's your boobs. They were at my chest because
Speaker 4: they could smell. They're looking at my boobs.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's why they stopped for day. I do have
Speaker 2: nice boobs. Okay, okay, thank you, aunt. That is all.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Uh leaves and goes back to what he was doing.
Speaker 1: And let's see, we got time for one more. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Responding to the gal who wrote in about
Speaker 1: saying no to being asked out, I was recently traveling
Speaker 1: for work. Had to go to a couple of dinners
Speaker 1: on my own. I'm going to brewery to enjoy dinner
Speaker 1: and beer to myself. I sat at the bar with
Speaker 1: many open stools, and some guy came and sat right
Speaker 1: next to me. He proceeded to start talking and kind
Speaker 1: of I tried to not engage. I gave short responses,
Speaker 1: but this guy was not taking the hint. He keeps talking.
Speaker 1: I mentioned I'm not from around here, thinking maybe he
Speaker 1: would stop talking to me, because what's the point. Anyway,
Speaker 1: he decides to ask me out for lunch the next day.
Speaker 1: I said no, I'm leaving tomorrow. He's like, well, let's
Speaker 1: go to dinner now again. I said no. Somehow, we
Speaker 1: kept talking. I mentioned my boyfriend why should I have
Speaker 1: to mention him when I'm not interested? And the dudes
Speaker 1: still did not get it. I finally was able to
Speaker 1: settle up the bill call my uber, and he still
Speaker 1: asked for my number, like why would we continue this
Speaker 1: when A I'm not single and B I have no
Speaker 1: idea when I'll be back. He couldn't take a hint,
Speaker 1: nor did he respect the fact that I was not single.
Speaker 1: I was so uncomfortable. Really tried to make it clear
Speaker 1: that I was not interested. I don't often get hit on,
Speaker 1: but usually they leave me alone if I say no,
Speaker 1: or can at least take the hint. Anyways, that's all
Speaker 1: for now from Aaron. I don't understand the mentality of
Speaker 1: a guy who does not you read the room. Even
Speaker 1: if the room is one.
Speaker 4: Person doesn't take no for an answer, right.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like if you try to start a
Speaker 1: conversation with somebody on an airplane and you get one
Speaker 1: word answers and they're not engaging, then you go, oh,
Speaker 1: well they don't and that's me. I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk to you on the airplane. But I can't imagine
Speaker 1: somebody's so clueless, arrogant and downright rude that he can
Speaker 1: tell she's not interested, but he just keeps going.
Speaker 3: Well, he doesn't even need to be able to tell
Speaker 3: she's straying up. Says no, yeah, she said no, like
Speaker 3: I've been.
Speaker 4: I keep seeing and I don't know if Jenny, if
Speaker 4: you see these two, but I keep seeing like tiktoks
Speaker 4: of like guys coming up to women and trying to
Speaker 4: ask them out or like sit at their table or whatever,
Speaker 4: and the women are just going like go away and whatever,
Speaker 4: and the men still won't leave. Oh.
Speaker 2: I thought the song was okay.
Speaker 4: Just I was gonna say, it's just starting to play.
Speaker 1: Get another few minutes, okay, good. I'm looking at the
Speaker 1: computer going ah.
Speaker 5: Act.
Speaker 1: Next email says, please don't say my name. I am
Speaker 1: not a spring chicken. And my body has changed since
Speaker 1: I met my husband. My energy level is dropped. I
Speaker 1: go to bed earlier than I used to. I have
Speaker 1: put on some weight, all these fun things that can
Speaker 1: happen as we age. Today my husband said I'm like
Speaker 1: a seventy year old. Now I'm nowhere near that age.
Speaker 1: That hurt me, and I'm not sure how to respond
Speaker 1: react to his comment, what would you do? Well, you're right,
Speaker 1: your body does change as you age, and even though
Speaker 1: you will work out and eat right and whatever, your
Speaker 1: body will change and things will hang a little bit
Speaker 1: differently than they used to, and things will that used
Speaker 1: to be flat and firm and smooth are now not
Speaker 1: as flat and firm and smooth. And if you think
Speaker 1: it's not going to happen to you, it will. So
Speaker 1: I will only say that youth, a lot of it
Speaker 1: is mentality. And if you want to sit and do
Speaker 1: nothing youthful, fun, new, energetic, that makes you seem older
Speaker 1: like a seventy year old lady. I get on Susan
Speaker 1: sometimes because she has no sense of adventure. She had
Speaker 1: trouble hiking in Yellowstone Park because the trail might have
Speaker 1: been like it dropped off on one side and there
Speaker 1: was a couple of hikes that she wouldn't go on
Speaker 1: because it was a little bit steep or whatever, And
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're acting like a seventy year old lady.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not stop. And I think that's one
Speaker 1: of the things. Don't act like a seventy year old
Speaker 1: male female whatever until you are seventy and do the
Speaker 1: adventurous things and try the new things.
Speaker 3: I mean, I feel like it's still like a mean
Speaker 3: common though to say, because based on what she's writing
Speaker 3: in about it doesn't sound like she's quite like you
Speaker 3: were in Susan's age. I'm guessing she's in her forty ones.
Speaker 2: That's what I guess. Forty six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like so I feel like that that would be
Speaker 3: really hurtful to me if I heard that. But who
Speaker 3: cares if you go to bed earlier, Like, there's no
Speaker 3: shame in that. I mean, if you're sitting around all
Speaker 3: the time and that's not how you used to be.
Speaker 3: I can kind of understand why your husband might be
Speaker 3: a little bit like, hey, let's go do things. But
Speaker 3: I feel like that comment was unnecessary and you didn't
Speaker 3: deserve it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's one thing you really can't make
Speaker 1: fun or point out. You know, Susan had I'll go
Speaker 1: ahead and tell you she's lost a lot of weight,
Speaker 1: like twenty pounds in the last few months. But when
Speaker 1: she put on those twenty pounds, I never ever said damn.
Speaker 1: I mean, I never brought it up. I just don't
Speaker 1: do I notice it? Sure do I like it? No,
Speaker 1: just like she wouldn't like it if I put twenty pounds.
Speaker 1: But I think she would maybe say something to me
Speaker 1: because I wouldn't. I'm not sensitive, Hay, porky, she would
Speaker 1: say that to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I say that to you when you walk in
Speaker 4: hate porky.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Okay, I think that. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: rude for him to say that, and I think it's
Speaker 1: okay to let him know. You know what, that that
Speaker 1: hurt my feelings. And you know, you gotta listen if
Speaker 1: your partner says that hurt my feelings.
Speaker 4: Yeah, say shut up a you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's see what else we got here
Speaker 1: on emails and uh, okay, here we go. I heard
Speaker 1: you talking about weird Facebook marketplace fines and I came
Speaker 1: across this gem. Hope you enjoy it as much as
Speaker 1: I did. Now we were talking about there was somebody
Speaker 1: in Jordan on Facebook marketplace selling Birkenstock sandals that had
Speaker 1: been used in worn and we said there were foot juice.
Speaker 2: Stands in the sands.
Speaker 1: That's pretty gross. So this is from the sok Rapids
Speaker 1: garage sale site. They said I a window fan box
Speaker 1: and I was hoping for what I paid for. But
Speaker 1: I opened up the window fan box. Inside was somebody's
Speaker 1: poor no collection, some posters, a clock, five finger Death
Speaker 1: Punch CD, some blank CDs and a Hot and Cold bag. Instead,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for the guy I bought it from in Kimball.
Speaker 1: He took down his listing and I deleted. The message
Speaker 1: box was tape shut, apparently hiding what was inside. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to stay cool this summer, and he actually
Speaker 1: shows Yeah, it's not porn either're talking about porn collection.
Speaker 1: There is a clock, and there's a Maxim magazine and
Speaker 1: two sports illustrated magazines. That is not porn. Maxim is
Speaker 1: not porn.
Speaker 4: But it's boobies.
Speaker 2: No, they don't show boobies in Maxim, Are you sure? Oh?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, it's it's definitely targeted towards straight mena.
Speaker 4: Covered up boobies, but it's still boobies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's not porn.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, softcore porn.
Speaker 2: No, it's not even softcore porn anyway.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if they published maxim anymore. I
Speaker 1: really don't. I think I used to subscribe to it
Speaker 1: because it had really clever, fun writings.
Speaker 4: That's why you subscribed to you know.
Speaker 1: And I'm serious, Listen, I don't. That's the funny thing
Speaker 1: about me. I don't need to like, Yes, naked beautiful women.
Speaker 1: Naked women are beautiful. I've seen a million of them.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like when I walk by the Sports
Speaker 1: Illustrated Naked swimsuit issue at the airport. I couldn't care less.
Speaker 1: I don't need to see any more naked women.
Speaker 4: I've seen too many.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that, that humble break. I've seen millions
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: I've seen them all print in print, not in person.
Speaker 4: No, just in print or digital too digital for sure.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right, that is it for the Minisot Goodbye.
Speaker 1: Send your clever email in to Ryan Show at KTWB
Speaker 1: dot com, and we will see you next week here
Speaker 1: on the Minnesota. Goodbye.