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<v Speaker 1>Caalaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll start a little political today. A couple things that

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<v Speaker 2>caught my eye and made me chuckle. South park was back,

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<v Speaker 2>and you see, the people of South Parker were having

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<v Speaker 2>trouble finding funding for their annual turkey trot race, and

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<v Speaker 2>they decided to turn to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia

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<v Speaker 2>for help. One resident noted the Saudis were giving money

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<v Speaker 2>to just about everybody lately. Cartman and Token got into

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. Token told Cartman he doesn't feel right.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't want them to pay America for sports rather

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<v Speaker 2>than hacking up reporters or paying Pete Davidson to do comedy. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 2>the Vice President visited the troops and he got ripped

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<v Speaker 2>for a comedy routine he did. Now I'll play some

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<v Speaker 2>of the material from Vice President Vance, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>have some thoughts about this.

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<v Speaker 1>Who really likes be honest with yourself? Who really like turkey?

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<v Speaker 1>Nobody does it because turkey doesn't actually taste that good.

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<v Speaker 1>But on Thanksgiving, on the most American holiday, I got

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<v Speaker 1>a fan over here, on the most American holiday, we

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna cook a turkey, by God, because that's what

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<v Speaker 1>Americans do. We cook this gigantic American bird, and we

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<v Speaker 1>do all kinds of crazy things to make it taste good.

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<v Speaker 1>And look, here's the thing. If you've got to deep

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<v Speaker 1>dry something to make it taste good, it probably isn't

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<v Speaker 1>that good.

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<v Speaker 2>So that was the vice president at Fort Campbell, Kentucky,

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<v Speaker 2>last Wednesday. Now the material, he doesn't know how to

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<v Speaker 2>do it. But as I looked at the material, I

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<v Speaker 2>kept imagining Jim Gaffigan doing this exact same material and

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<v Speaker 2>getting laughs. It's all in the timing and the pacing.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not a stand up comedian. I've never performed

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<v Speaker 2>stand up comedy. I'm a dude in a basement recording

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<v Speaker 2>a podcast. But if you can do this and in

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<v Speaker 2>your head Gaffigan voice, and slow it down and go

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<v Speaker 2>think about turkey, be honest with yourselves. Who really likes turkey? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>You take a pause there, nobody does because turkey doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>actually taste good. And then Gaffigan, we would get a

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<v Speaker 2>laugh for that. And then this is a very gaff again.

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<v Speaker 2>Ask tag, if you've got to deep fry something to

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<v Speaker 2>make it taste good, it probably isn't that good? Do

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<v Speaker 2>that in your Jim Head voice? All right, Amy Schumer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm struggling with this story because, as I mentioned last

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<v Speaker 2>time this came up, I'm here to have fun. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>here to be rascally. I'm here to make fun of

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<v Speaker 2>things that deserve to be made fun of. Say you

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<v Speaker 2>have a bourbon business and you've lost your mind and

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<v Speaker 2>you're going all in on that, or you think you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna open a successful theme park in Nashville. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here. So I don't come to make fun of

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<v Speaker 2>whatever is going on with Amy Schumer, but it is

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<v Speaker 2>increasingly in the news. The Daily Mail shared some Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>photos of Amy Schumer, and they said Schumer looked leggy

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<v Speaker 2>in a Cleveland boasting beige Valentino mini dress featuring a

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<v Speaker 2>strip of ruffles and bows with black slingback pumps. But

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<v Speaker 2>they noticed Amy Schumer was not wearing her wedding band

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<v Speaker 2>in the post, and that her husband Chris isn't always

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<v Speaker 2>seen with is on as well. So that has a

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<v Speaker 2>fuel the speculation onto what's going on in their marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm going to tell you I was not wearing

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<v Speaker 2>a wedding ring for quite a while At one point.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why, because I played beach volleyball and it

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<v Speaker 2>was really hurting my hand when the ball would hit

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<v Speaker 2>my ring on my finger, and my hands were swelling.

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<v Speaker 2>So I took my ring off for a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife knows we're married. I don't leave the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe once a week I go see the trivia guys.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. I'm not doing anything. I'm in the basement

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<v Speaker 2>of recording a podcast, so I want to just like

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<v Speaker 2>not have everybody freak out because you take a ring off.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes your finger is a little fat or maybe and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not being a jerky here Amy lost weight. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>the ring is too big on her finger. Now I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not being jerky there, I'm being dead serious. The Daily

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<v Speaker 2>Mail quotes a close friend is telling them on November thirteenth,

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<v Speaker 2>Amy is one hundred percent getting divorced. She got skinny,

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<v Speaker 2>She's over it. Chris is mostly out of the house

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<v Speaker 2>at this point. They've listed two homes down Brooklyn and

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<v Speaker 2>New Orleans. She deleted Chris from Instagram, then deleted everything else.

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<v Speaker 2>She's gonna file soon, but it's over done, the Daily

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<v Speaker 2>Mail ell says, shortly before wiping her Instagram account. Amy

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<v Speaker 2>had instant story that Chris and I are still married,

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<v Speaker 2>while also praising Hulu's new show about divorce attorneys, called

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<v Speaker 2>All's fair. Louis c K. I know we think he's canceled.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not canceled. He got a nice profile on The

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<v Speaker 2>New Yorker because you know, he wrote a book, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know some stuff happened a couple years ago, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure he played the Rio Comedy Festal don't worry

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<v Speaker 2>about any of that, because Louis c K plays nice

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<v Speaker 2>with the media, and we'll give you an interview. The

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<v Speaker 2>New Yorker writes, these days, c K occupies a strange

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<v Speaker 2>place in the culture. He's in a cancelation limbo, joined

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<v Speaker 2>by the likes of Chris Brown and Andrew cuomo. Ck

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<v Speaker 2>isn't too canceled to perform several sold out shows at

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<v Speaker 2>the Beacon, but he's canceled enough that if you managed

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<v Speaker 2>to snag a ticket, you might not want to brag

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<v Speaker 2>about it to your co workers. He's canceled enough that

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<v Speaker 2>if the show's one of his strongest stand up routines

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<v Speaker 2>in year, you might write about it, but not without

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<v Speaker 2>mentioning that he's disgraced. They quote some of c K's material,

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<v Speaker 2>including I've lived too long to give an f about

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<v Speaker 2>a sunny day, and shares the experience of putting his

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<v Speaker 2>father in a nursing home, quoting ck, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>this place does. You know what they do? You give

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<v Speaker 2>them money and they take your father. See Kay enjoys

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<v Speaker 2>dating women his age that it's interesting to talk to

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<v Speaker 2>them about their lives. The line, apparently is nobody gets

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<v Speaker 2>to fifty eighth single without a horrible leffing life, and

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<v Speaker 2>you get to hear about it every day. It's the best.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Hart's got the second best special of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>That's on Netflix. You should watch it. It's very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin is lightly talking about collaborating with Kat Williams and

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<v Speaker 2>Mike Epps. They were in early talks about a possible

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<v Speaker 2>ensemble comedy project with echoes of Harlem Nights. Kevin told

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<v Speaker 2>the seven PM in Brooklyn podcast, we all got older,

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<v Speaker 2>and I think our conversation has gotten better. You know me,

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<v Speaker 2>Mike Cat there's always a little ruffle in the water

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<v Speaker 2>for quite some time, but picking up the phone does

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<v Speaker 2>a lot. As for the roots of their frustrations, it

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<v Speaker 2>was about the idea of what we felt. It possibly

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<v Speaker 2>felt that we should be doing together and that we

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<v Speaker 2>weren't because we weren't. Assumptions were made and feelings developed,

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<v Speaker 2>and animosity comes in. So amending whatever the problems were

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<v Speaker 2>in our days of old allows this generation to see

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<v Speaker 2>like we're not afraid to do that, and it alleviates

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<v Speaker 2>the future world of conflict for them. I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>we're much better today than we were yesterday. When I

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<v Speaker 2>checked around noon on Monday, the Jim Gaffigan video was

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<v Speaker 2>up to three point four million views. In case you

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<v Speaker 2>skipped the weekend episodes, Jim posted live from Old Forester

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<v Speaker 2>the Bourbon Set on YouTube. Jim got a big profile

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<v Speaker 2>on The Wall Street Journal thanks to Scott Beckett for

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<v Speaker 2>sending that over. We learned that during the pandemic, Jim

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<v Speaker 2>collected a bourbon from every state. The Journal met up

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<v Speaker 2>with Jim at the Great Jones Distillery in New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim says, we should probably eat. I have to go

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<v Speaker 2>to my son's basketball game after this. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to recreate the scene from Hoosier's. They were enjoying a

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<v Speaker 2>flight of four whiskies. As for the Old Forester set,

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<v Speaker 2>the special. The company covered production costs. Jim asked the

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<v Speaker 2>team to throw in a case of whiskey into the bargain.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim asked for a King of Kentucky, the company's oldest

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<v Speaker 2>and rarest bourbon, which sells and stores for over two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars a bottle. Jim said, that was the moment

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<v Speaker 2>where I had this realization, Oh, I'm being paid with

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<v Speaker 2>a case of bourbon. Out today on the eight hundred

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<v Speaker 2>Boundarilla YouTube channel, Matt McCusker is the speed of light.

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<v Speaker 2>If you missed yesterday's show, we now are in the

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<v Speaker 2>opening nominations phase of Comedy Survivor. Go to the Facebook group,

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<v Speaker 2>which is daily Comedy news podcast group. There's a little

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<v Speaker 2>cartoon there of a Comedy Survivor. Thurger names in there.

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<v Speaker 2>What we're gonna do is we're gonna put sixteen comedians

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<v Speaker 2>on a hypothetical island. Every week the Facebook group will

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<v Speaker 2>vote one person off. Hopefully we'll get some jokes and

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<v Speaker 2>bits along the way. The boys in the group are

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<v Speaker 2>debating the artwork. Hey man, that's what Ai Drew? Does

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<v Speaker 2>Joe Coy look like? Jimmy Kimmel. He kind of does.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people could be nominated, So jump in

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<v Speaker 2>the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group and get

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<v Speaker 2>your nominations in. We'll start taking a look at that

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<v Speaker 2>later in the week. Just for last Vancouver celebrating its

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<v Speaker 2>tenth anniversary. I guess that's the JFL portion of Vancouver

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<v Speaker 2>because there was a Vancouver Comedy Festival, and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know is ten right because I feel like I was

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<v Speaker 2>at serious when it was JFL Vancouver and I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>been at serious in over ten years. It's back February

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<v Speaker 2>twelfth to the twenty second names announced so far. James A. Caster,

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<v Speaker 2>Otsko at Kotska, Laura Romoso, Phil Rosenthal, Rene Vaka, Michelle Botteou,

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<v Speaker 2>Namesh Patel, Brent Buttz, Connor wood, Ismo, Drew Lynch Ruffi,

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<v Speaker 2>Bastos Cristella, al Mary Beth Baron, Ed Gamble, Lucy Darling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm tempted to go, and I'm tempted to hook up

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<v Speaker 2>with Mike from the Letterman podcast. He lives out that way,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, yuh, we get supportable recorders, we could

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<v Speaker 2>probably do some podcasting damage there. So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll see how My schedule is I do teach at colleges.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to see you know, it can't always run

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<v Speaker 2>out of town. But comedy festivals tend to be on

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend. But also, Vancouver's a bit of a hike

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<v Speaker 2>from here, so I'll take a look at it. I

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<v Speaker 2>kind of want to go. I like Vancouver a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Billy Gardell spoke with Parade Magazine. Billy said, during my

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<v Speaker 2>second show, Bob Hart's Abashchola, I thought maybe I'm done

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<v Speaker 2>with stand up. Then he got a weird twitch and

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<v Speaker 2>he said his wife knew immediately you're going back to

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<v Speaker 2>stand up. Billy says he's not here to bash the youngins.

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<v Speaker 2>They're dealing with stuff we never dealt with. Look, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>from gen X. We were feral cats and we were

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<v Speaker 2>over compensated and raised a generation of housecats. Now we

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<v Speaker 2>can't be upset that they're not great dealing with stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>No politics, and he says, when you give an opinion,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just lecturing somebody, But when you share experience, now

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<v Speaker 2>you're including somebody. If Jay Leno said that you guys

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<v Speaker 2>would do bad, Hey, Leanne Morgan, are you superstitious at all?

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<v Speaker 2>Before you get on stage. Do you have any rituals,

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<v Speaker 2>she telled the Hollywood Reporter, I kind of am. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds crazy, but if I don't have on a heel,

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<v Speaker 2>as a show I've tried, because they hurt. You're standing

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<v Speaker 2>starts barking at me. Some my styles will get me

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<v Speaker 2>a cute tennis shoe, but I feel like I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna have a good show. She's trying to put me

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<v Speaker 2>in suits, which would probably be more modern and hip

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<v Speaker 2>and cute. But I don't feel right. I don't feel

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<v Speaker 2>like myself, which is looney. And I say a prayer

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<v Speaker 2>before every show and I take deep breaths in What

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<v Speaker 2>are you nervous about, Leanne Morgan? It's not the material.

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<v Speaker 2>The nerves do go away. I think what I get

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<v Speaker 2>nervous about now is when I jump to arenas. Arenas

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<v Speaker 2>are a whole different thing, and every arena is different.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of them feel like you're in a cavern. People

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<v Speaker 2>can't even see you. I hope I got to do

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<v Speaker 2>more of those things, but I'm not used to it.

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<v Speaker 2>If somebody like Oprah's coming, It's on my team. Don't

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<v Speaker 2>tell me if I know Oprah's coming or someone like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sitting there thinking, because Oprah think I'm dumb? Am

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<v Speaker 2>I using the correct grammar? And the Scolar Brothers caught

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<v Speaker 2>Dumb People Town. We take three stories, usually from the

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<v Speaker 2>state of Florida. Some guy rabs a house with his cat.

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<v Speaker 2>decides to drive around town with her kids and a

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<v Speaker 2>be mother of the year. It's an exploration of dumb behavior,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're trying to fight back against the wave of

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<v Speaker 2>dumb in this world. With comedy and Vulture did their

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<v Speaker 2>list of comedians you should and will know. One of

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<v Speaker 2>them is CP. All right, CP, what's the best and

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<v Speaker 2>worst comedy advice you ever received? Best? Just enjoy the

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<v Speaker 2>moments where you're getting to be what you always wanted

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<v Speaker 2>to be. I think when you let money, status, fame

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<v Speaker 2>and all those different things play a part, and how

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<v Speaker 2>much you validate your progress loses a bit of the magic.

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<v Speaker 2>Worst advice hold on a material the more you hold

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<v Speaker 2>on a material, the more you stifle your creativity. Your

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<v Speaker 2>brain needs to be flowing like a freeway. I'm always

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<v Speaker 2>working on new material because my job is to be

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<v Speaker 2>a comedian. My job is not to say one set

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<v Speaker 2>for the rest of my life. I want to have

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<v Speaker 2>as much fun as I can and I want to

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<v Speaker 2>enjoy my days on this earth, living in my purpose

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<v Speaker 2>of bringing laughter to the world and leaving my mark.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are good words there, and that is your comedy

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<v Speaker 2>news for today. Right hit the Facebook group, nominate some people,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll see it tomorrow.