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Speaker 1: Paris Monroe.
Speaker 2: Hi, I said, I know the answer to the question
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Speaker 2: me today as a person who has never eaten a
Speaker 2: savory pancake. I know that's not an euphemism. It's Paris
Speaker 2: moan Row.
Speaker 1: Yes, I believe I need to try a savory pancake.
Speaker 2: You know my belief on this straight away.
Speaker 1: First of all, I've been told cheese and ham is good.
Speaker 1: And also I know somebody that has gravy.
Speaker 2: On that with me. Cheese and gravy, Yes, the one.
Speaker 1: Cheese and gravy the right way of doing things for us.
Speaker 1: This week, Paris, well, I'm glad you asked. I'm bringing
Speaker 1: you a story about the return of a well loved
Speaker 1: TV show, and then we're going to play a little game,
Speaker 1: and then.
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Speaker 2: everything they've been up to, including an exciting tease of
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Speaker 1: You can see the names of people who have reached
Speaker 1: out and touched our souls going along the bottom here
Speaker 1: of the screen. But now it's time for Mike in
Speaker 1: the buzz.
Speaker 2: You've lost some weight, that's right. Yes, you've been Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, grinder and walking. It's good for you. Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a sorry about a judglement who's been
Speaker 2: trying a different kind of health challenge. Oh, who's been
Speaker 2: trying to eat fifty thousand calories a day.
Speaker 1: Fifty thousand calories. Fifty thousand calories right, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of food. Yeah, because then the average daily is like
Speaker 1: between two to two and a half thousand. Wow, So
Speaker 1: fifty thousand.
Speaker 2: Yeah there he is huge years. This gentleman is called
Speaker 2: Eric Lamkin.
Speaker 1: He's a competitive extreme eater extreme yes yeah, wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: fifty thousand calories in twenty four hours in.
Speaker 2: Twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: So he had a pre breakfast, which I love the
Speaker 2: idea of kind up for a pre breakfast, which involved
Speaker 2: McDonald's dunkin Donuts, right, having bacon, eggs, cheese, mcgrinnall pasties,
Speaker 2: hot drinks and all that sort of stuff. He then
Speaker 2: had a breakfast which includes cereals, protein shakes, and nearly
Speaker 2: twenty thousand calories by that point.
Speaker 1: And that's just the pre breakfast and breakfast and breakfast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 2: He was explaining that he had some side effects from it. Okay, right,
Speaker 2: what do you think the side effects could be from this?
Speaker 1: He can last longer in the bedroom.
Speaker 2: No, oh, no, believe it or not. He felt nauseous,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, and floated the poor lamb unexpected side effects
Speaker 2: of eating.
Speaker 1: And he didn't know this and what he was signing
Speaker 1: up for. So he's probably had a Sunday roast and
Speaker 1: experienced that fun button in your pants and he didn't think, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to have that issue here.
Speaker 2: But that's like so it's like two thousand calories. That's
Speaker 2: a big meals as well. Okay, I know, but yeah,
Speaker 2: he's he's told people not to try it at home
Speaker 2: for two reasons. It's very expensive, right, and it's just
Speaker 2: a pointless waste of food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is true. You could feed so many people
Speaker 1: with that. To be fair, what twenty thousand divided by
Speaker 1: to two thousand?
Speaker 2: What's that glory? Nothing, no noise whatsoever. We don't hire
Speaker 2: them for their looks either, But yeah, so I thought
Speaker 2: it was an interesting little bit of a waste of
Speaker 2: time or wasting food eating.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? You might have done
Speaker 1: the same thing where you've had one of those cheat
Speaker 1: days or cheat weeks or cheat life where you just
Speaker 1: eat whatever you want.
Speaker 2: I didn't choose the cheat life, the cheat life chip.
Speaker 1: And yes exactly, but like we've all been there where
Speaker 1: we've had a bit extra where we've had a big takeaway.
Speaker 1: We order a really big takeaway. But I can't imagine
Speaker 1: doing that and squeezing that all within twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: That's just bonkers.
Speaker 2: Okay, So moving on work workplace breaks, what are you
Speaker 2: doing your break? Well?
Speaker 1: I tend to go for a little walk and have
Speaker 1: a little vape, yes, Or I go to the chip
Speaker 1: shop actually sometimes and and get like a nice large
Speaker 1: chips with curry sauce and a large sausage.
Speaker 2: Always about the large sausage.
Speaker 1: Yeah not size queens, No, No, what do you do
Speaker 1: on your lunch break.
Speaker 2: I work because I'm that person that goes. It's fine.
Speaker 2: But this is good news that's come from Barcelona, right okay,
Speaker 2: as they've brought out a new break, a new break.
Speaker 2: So you've got your quick like ten minute break, you've
Speaker 2: got your lunch break, but now you can have a
Speaker 2: daily thirty minute masturbation break.
Speaker 1: This is a lot.
Speaker 2: It's Erica Lust, who is a Swedish born filmmaker and
Speaker 2: entrepreneur who's known for her working adult cinema.
Speaker 1: Oh fantastic. So is it only an adult cinema or
Speaker 1: can anybody work in an office have a master everybody
Speaker 1: that works for her can have a masturbation break for her,
Speaker 1: not just everybody in the.
Speaker 2: Everybody in the office, not every no, not every company.
Speaker 2: This is the government mandated in spite of going. We've
Speaker 2: given it to the astas we've given you the look breaks,
Speaker 2: we're now giving you a wank break.
Speaker 1: I mean okay, just a specific company, right understood.
Speaker 2: And she said it actually boosts productivity. It does.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's good for your brain. It's good for your
Speaker 1: blood flow as well, good circulation.
Speaker 2: It is very good for your circulation.
Speaker 1: Technically, pressure you can burn calories.
Speaker 2: You do burn calories. I'll watch it tells me how
Speaker 2: burn calories. My exercise for the day. I've closed my
Speaker 2: ring well closed, Oh my god. Apparently employees have said
Speaker 2: it's even enhanced workplace culture.
Speaker 1: Interesting. Does everybody do it at the same time or
Speaker 1: is this like you have.
Speaker 2: Your group of do you want to go for a fag?
Speaker 2: Now I'll go for a bank as well.
Speaker 1: Spit works well.
Speaker 2: They have they have a specifically designed place to go
Speaker 2: and do it. Okay, so she's put lubricants and stam.
Speaker 1: That's funny. So it's seventies VHS with the cheesy music.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love cheesy music and Paul it's good. That's
Speaker 2: how you know the poor is going to be awful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just vibing. You can have pre drinks to that,
Speaker 1: you know. Can you imagine? Oh yeah, it sounds like
Speaker 1: a vibe.
Speaker 2: It's definitely a vibe. So what do you think do
Speaker 2: you think that's something we should adopt in the UK?
Speaker 1: I think that the UK government need to really think
Speaker 1: about this because it's going to benefit everybody, no matter
Speaker 1: how old you are. Everybody's got bits that need attention. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and sometimes you can't go for a walk. Sometimes sometimes
Speaker 1: it rains, and sometimes you can masturbate. It's fantastic, it's brilliant. Cardio.
Speaker 1: I hate cardio. I don't do running machines or anything.
Speaker 2: I like cardio.
Speaker 1: That's the only cardio for me. Okay, yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: down for that if klear Starma's up for it as well.
Speaker 2: And the new Access to Work writes build at the
Speaker 2: point and throw with all these different.
Speaker 1: Changes, fingers cross, we can manifest this. Yes, breaks the
Speaker 1: new manifesto.
Speaker 2: The government, what about immigration? Don't care? Let me wank
Speaker 2: break break at work paid.
Speaker 1: I'll be going on only fans during that time. Then
Speaker 1: smart move love that double the money.
Speaker 2: If you want to subscribe to Parati only fans, why
Speaker 2: not have a look at the TV.
Speaker 1: On social media.
Speaker 2: Well, and that brings us nicely to our story of
Speaker 2: the week. Do you like your museum?
Speaker 1: I do. I've been to a sex museum, sex museum.
Speaker 1: I've been to a torture museum. Okay, well actually yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yes in Prague. Actually it was fantastic. Zara Larson, the
Speaker 1: artist actually recommended to go to, said.
Speaker 2: A little bit disappointed that that story that was there
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was hoping that was going.
Speaker 1: She told me to go.
Speaker 2: She told you to go, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: I was like, what you're doing, you know, when you're
Speaker 1: in Prague shooting your video and stuff. She's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I went to this museum. I was like, oh wow, fantastic.
Speaker 1: She said you need to go. Okay, cool, So she
Speaker 1: told me to go. So she's it's good enough for her,
Speaker 1: it's good enough for us.
Speaker 2: It's the name you dropped.
Speaker 1: Yes, don't forget.
Speaker 2: Well a museum is going on tour.
Speaker 1: Oh right, like take that?
Speaker 2: Like, take that on your museum. Let's standing up and going.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: I don't know the lyrics. This is the museum in
Speaker 2: Sanddown in the Isle of Wight and it is the
Speaker 2: National Pool Museum.
Speaker 1: Pool as in P double O L drop the L yes.
Speaker 2: Oh museum. It's in their website for that again the
Speaker 2: specialist websites. But this is this is oh.
Speaker 1: So they made a bouncy ball out of it.
Speaker 2: Yes, they have suspended different types of pool in resin
Speaker 2: oh and they go around and going around the country
Speaker 2: showing people the different types of pool.
Speaker 1: Do they need donations that they will be charging for admission?
Speaker 1: This is interesting animal human dinosaur, not dinosaur because they
Speaker 1: don't exist, but anymore, very different. Wow. Okay, so great
Speaker 1: for a secret center and a gift for a present.
Speaker 2: Right, you can't steal from museums Paris.
Speaker 1: Maybe the gift shop or something like, you know, and
Speaker 1: make a great gift. Don't steal kids, don't get caught stealing.
Speaker 2: Right, you think you'll get that good to go to that?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I would love to go. I
Speaker 1: love the fact that it's going on tour. Pooh is
Speaker 1: going on tour a Pooh museum. I want to see
Speaker 1: all the different types, you know, the dehydrated ones, the
Speaker 1: freeze dried ones, you know, the ones with fruit in it,
Speaker 1: the you know, the ones with sweet that had a
Speaker 1: curry the night before. Yeah, I want to say it all.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not something that I'm into in that way,
Speaker 1: but I'm open to going to learn about Pooh, you know,
Speaker 1: because we all do it.
Speaker 2: We do.
Speaker 1: Indeed, we might as well look at it in a building.
Speaker 2: Why not look at suspended poo on a Saturday afternoon?
Speaker 2: People pay for this this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks Mike. I'm so thrilled that you've got to educate
Speaker 1: us about poo museums and now I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see everybody's poo.
Speaker 2: Please don't share it. Put You're welcome Paris, stay right there.
Speaker 2: Coming after this short break, we got up to state
Speaker 2: the celebrity news in showbies. Welcome back and you're watching
Speaker 2: Chewing the Cud. Now this is the part of the
Speaker 2: show where we look into the sparkly side of world
Speaker 2: and celebrity and media in the showbiz with Paris.
Speaker 1: Celebrity Big Brother. Are you a fan of it?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes? And no, okay, I think I think Big
Speaker 2: Brother peaked at Kinger.
Speaker 1: Interesting. I thought maybe Jemma Collins and you know, no
Speaker 1: Heart Standard. You don't like Jemma Collins. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: how are you gay?
Speaker 2: Well, because face she just you know when there's people
Speaker 2: in life that you just instantly take an instant dislike to.
Speaker 1: No, okay, yeah, she's my person. Maybe it just clashes
Speaker 1: and that's fine. Well maybe you love Celebrity Big Brother.
Speaker 1: It's coming back and they're looking at potentials of who
Speaker 1: could be in the run out for like the twelve people.
Speaker 1: So we've got one of those rumored which is Joe
Speaker 1: locke Ye from Heart Stopper, also in another Disney show
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, amazing, amazing work. Gorgeous American accent as well,
Speaker 1: And I think I find him a bit more attractive
Speaker 1: because he's got a slip in his eyebrow. Okay, really
Speaker 1: really loving it, that little bit of a little.
Speaker 2: Bit of danger from the nineties, right is giving William.
Speaker 1: Is giving boy band? Right well. Also Ella Morgan from
Speaker 1: Married at First Sight, who is and was the first
Speaker 1: trans woman to actually appear on the TV show, really
Speaker 1: really lovely. She's hilarious, she's doing so well for herself now.
Speaker 1: A big fan of hers. To be honest, I kind
Speaker 1: of want to marry her. I don't see that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's my celebrity or past. She's not married if she
Speaker 1: decides to not be married further, At.
Speaker 2: First I thought that thing was they were married pretty much.
Speaker 1: Well, then you can call me on chewing the cup. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'm really I'm really excited to see her potentially
Speaker 1: in this because she she brings vulnerability and she's funny
Speaker 1: and also the drama. So you know that there's gonna
Speaker 1: she'll be there and she'll be giving you the tea
Speaker 1: and she'll be slipping it while while you've got your popcorn.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I'm saying, so she'd be absolutely amazing.
Speaker 1: You find a boxing.
Speaker 2: Boxers, boxers boxers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're quite fit. Well Tommy Fury, oh d yeah,
Speaker 1: we'd ride, absolutely, ride, ride or die. Tommy Fury.
Speaker 2: Heterosexual, I might do both.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fantastic work. Tommy Fury might be obviously in Love
Speaker 1: Island the UK version and is now on the market.
Speaker 1: Is that the right word phrase to say? It's single? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so maybe if you fancy a bit of Tommy Fury, yeah,
Speaker 1: after a couple of pints, maybe he potentially might be
Speaker 1: going on there with So Tommy, Tommy's brother is called
Speaker 1: what's his face? I've forgotten this name now, the Fury,
Speaker 1: the other Fury Fury, the other Fury. Well, his wife Paris, okay,
Speaker 1: Paris Fury. So I don't know why his brother's not
Speaker 1: in there.
Speaker 2: Maybe he knows his name.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe because it's.
Speaker 2: Like the other one out of.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Yeah, oh, bless her art. Yeah, like the Michelle,
Speaker 1: like nobody really came anyway, Michelle Fury. Oh no, but
Speaker 1: like sorry, just spat there. It's raining. I've got so
Speaker 1: excited about Tommy Fury, that's why. But yeah, him and
Speaker 1: his brother's wife is going to be in there, which
Speaker 1: is going to be interesting.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I also would like to see a potential like wrestling
Speaker 1: or boxing thing going on there, because he's got a
Speaker 1: great bod, and I'd imagine it would turn into some
Speaker 1: kind of Turkish oilly wrestling kind.
Speaker 2: I head it's already there.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I don't need to sell it
Speaker 1: anymore really, to be fair, will you get your top off? Yes?
Speaker 2: Good, I'll watch it, I hope so.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that'll be a really good watch.
Speaker 2: You think, I think so. Anybody else going in.
Speaker 1: Caleb Cooper, you know from Clarkson's Farm, Yes, the real cut.
Speaker 1: He's so adorable, He's so sweet, he is hilarious. I
Speaker 1: love how he just talks down at Geezer constantly on
Speaker 1: his show. Is just like he just does not give
Speaker 1: a you know what I'm saying. So he will be
Speaker 1: really good in there as well. And I think that
Speaker 1: both him and Ella will be not stirring the pot,
Speaker 1: but potentially being around when the drama is.
Speaker 2: I feel starting the fire stop not well, not starting
Speaker 2: the fire, but adding petrol.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly, adding a little bit of oxygen and petrol
Speaker 1: to to the thing. So yeah, that will be an
Speaker 1: interesting watch. I think will be pretty good.
Speaker 2: I think I might be interested in this episode of
Speaker 2: the season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, more representation please for queer people. That would be wonderful.
Speaker 1: You know. Dolly Parton, I love Dolly the country star,
Speaker 1: the icon. Oh. I love her little thing that she
Speaker 1: does with the nails. It's so cute, it's so adorable.
Speaker 1: Bless her heart goes out to her and the family
Speaker 1: as well, because her partner of so many years has
Speaker 1: passed away, her late husband, Carl Dean, who is eighty
Speaker 1: two in Nashville, Tennessee. And Dolly Parton announced this, of
Speaker 1: course on her social media and just said, look, you know,
Speaker 1: please respect that this is going to be a private
Speaker 1: thing and we need time to wrap our heads around
Speaker 1: this and grieve. And he was the light of my life.
Speaker 1: And it was really cute actually how they met. They
Speaker 1: met at a laundry mat.
Speaker 2: That's cute.
Speaker 1: You know. She she was just carrying a dirty laundry
Speaker 1: and Asaura and was like, what's it like, And they
Speaker 1: were just chatting and then they just became like this,
Speaker 1: it's cute. I think. Oh, I love her so much.
Speaker 2: It's a couple of goals.
Speaker 1: That honestly, Yeah, but do you know what she she said, right,
Speaker 1: she said the secret to their you know, amazing marriage
Speaker 1: was the fact that they had, you know, their life together,
Speaker 1: but then they had their separate things as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I don't think he's seen her without makeup.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't think anyone's seen Dolly without makeup. No one,
Speaker 2: I think Dolly's seen Dolly.
Speaker 1: Without I don't think she has either, to be fair,
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, I love her so much and massive
Speaker 1: ally to the LGBTQ PUST community as well.
Speaker 2: What I absolutely loved about their relationship is that because
Speaker 2: her husband wasn't famous and didn't do the thing, he
Speaker 2: was kept out of everything.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be private, wanted to.
Speaker 2: Be private, and she's like, yeah, get that's our private
Speaker 2: life and she kept it private as well, which is
Speaker 2: quite cute. Yeah, this is no, this is us, This
Speaker 2: is Dolly on stage. No, this is me. And I
Speaker 2: love that.
Speaker 1: You went to sports Mike water Winter Wow winter yeah water?
Speaker 1: Are you a sport yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dots.
Speaker 1: Yeah I thought so. Yeah. Gus ken Worthy, he came
Speaker 1: out he is roll VT of just him being fit. Please, yeah,
Speaker 1: so he is. He's revealed basically the revelations around his
Speaker 1: new relationship, which is very very nice. But also he's
Speaker 1: not on the market, which is kind of getting for
Speaker 1: all of us. But that's fine. We can we move,
Speaker 1: We move, we move. But he came out in twenty fifteen,
Speaker 1: and he's been competing since like twenty fourteen, twenty eighteen.
Speaker 1: Now focus on acting Believe it or no American horror
Speaker 1: story Now. I mean I can see that stunning I
Speaker 1: can see that beautiful body with blood and all this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you just bring it. Oh my goodness, Meg, I mean,
Speaker 1: need us say more.
Speaker 2: Andy Warhole Poroids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, book, it's a good I don't think that book
Speaker 1: is big enough though. Yeah, it's very nice. What we're
Speaker 1: talking about, we're sorry, we're talking about we're talking about
Speaker 1: gus So. So he's been talking about it, like sexual
Speaker 1: preferences and his experiences, and it's been really open about
Speaker 1: it as well, which I think is great, saying he
Speaker 1: prefers to bottom, So all the tops out there or
Speaker 1: the versus line up, because you're going to have to
Speaker 1: line up behind me and Mike for this guy.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be able to top that.
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: Why not? Oh no, that's not how that works well.
Speaker 1: Listen never say never left us say never very rare,
Speaker 1: but I love that, you know, and and and just
Speaker 1: also talked about addressing the stereotypes and the pressures which
Speaker 1: in an LGBTQ PUS you know couple, especially for our
Speaker 1: community as well, there is a lot of pressure for appearances,
Speaker 1: for physique, for liking certain music, and then again for
Speaker 1: sexual preferences and what to do, what not to do,
Speaker 1: you get charged. It's actually quite a savage world really
Speaker 1: that we live in, you know. But I just love
Speaker 1: that he's been super open about everything and described as
Speaker 1: relationships as fluid and evolving.
Speaker 2: So it's an open relationship.
Speaker 1: So open, yes, open, I think that's I think that's
Speaker 1: amazing though, And to be fair, what is really good
Speaker 1: is one we need the representation. Two not many people
Speaker 1: people find it quite a taboo thing of like open relationships.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of people that do have open relationships,
Speaker 1: whether that be emotionally or sexually. So I think it's
Speaker 1: important that he just you know, speaks about it because
Speaker 1: you know, it's not it's not a bad thing.
Speaker 2: Iand having had both monogous and open relationships in the past,
Speaker 2: they both have their merits and their pitfalls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there we go. There you have it, Gus
Speaker 1: the man.
Speaker 2: Okay, we've lost Paris from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Sorry, and that's that's all from their show biz
Speaker 1: this week.
Speaker 2: Tissues it down there, thank you do. But in fact
Speaker 2: that Paris is always nice to know that Gus Kenworthy
Speaker 2: is still achievable even if he is a bottom.
Speaker 1: You are welcome, but don't go anywhere. As coming up,
Speaker 1: we have a game for you to play along with
Speaker 1: as well in our game of the Week.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Cheering the cud with me, Mike, Benny
Speaker 2: Roe and Paris Monroe. Now this is the part of
Speaker 2: the show. We've playing a little game and this is
Speaker 2: for the person who wants well, I really can't say
Speaker 2: that without getting letters from a farmer, the marketing team
Speaker 2: JCB and the legal team Cabris. So off your pop, Paris.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: Then of the week. Okay, So this week we're going
Speaker 2: to play list it. What is now going to give
Speaker 2: Paris a subject and they have to give me ten
Speaker 2: things within thirty seconds on that subject. Are you ready, Paris?
Speaker 1: I'm ready.
Speaker 2: Are you braced and prepared?
Speaker 1: I'm ready?
Speaker 2: Your first topic? Okay, ah. Things you should never say
Speaker 2: on a first date.
Speaker 1: I love you? Can I go back to yours?
Speaker 2: Why do we not say that in the first.
Speaker 1: Have you got a tissue? What's that on your face?
Speaker 1: Where are you really from? What kind of Asian are you?
Speaker 1: Because I'm part of Asian?
Speaker 2: That was an experienced What isn't it?
Speaker 1: What do you not say? Is it?
Speaker 2: You got six but you've got five seconds? O?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: Three god?
Speaker 1: Blin Like, oh my god, that was really difficult.
Speaker 2: Difficult? Isn't it hard?
Speaker 1: Ten seconds? Ten things in my second Yeah, that's very hard.
Speaker 2: I have to unpick some of that. Let's go back
Speaker 2: to yours. Not on a first date.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, ignore that.
Speaker 2: Down to five things now, which I.
Speaker 1: Never said that. I forgot the things I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: what's that on your face? Don't ask for a tissue?
Speaker 2: Both things you can say on the first date. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's that in your face? Oh?
Speaker 1: It's me?
Speaker 2: Okay? Can you give me a list of ten ways
Speaker 2: of publicly politely rejecting people at sliping t.
Speaker 1: DMS, go away light not into that. Thank you you
Speaker 1: slept with my best mate.
Speaker 2: Trauma there.
Speaker 1: You're not my type. Sorry, but I've got a boyfriend Oh,
Speaker 1: everybody uses that I'm not into pups.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: How many have I done? No?
Speaker 2: I wasn't counting.
Speaker 1: There was six? Sorry, but not sorry. I don't like
Speaker 1: that artist, so sorry, it's not gonna work. I hate her.
Speaker 2: How many did I? And they got nine?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Okay, so you've got close there. You're used to publicly
Speaker 2: rejecting people.
Speaker 1: Obviously, no I get publicly rejected. Yeah, it's okay, it's
Speaker 1: all right. You know, it's practice makes affect.
Speaker 2: Okay, this one should be easy for you. All right.
Speaker 2: I want ten songs that will get gays on the
Speaker 2: dance floor instantly?
Speaker 1: Can I swear?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Work bitch, Vogue, dam pa, dam damn. Ready for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I work in the station as well.
Speaker 1: My god, I have gone blank? What the actual? What
Speaker 1: the actual? Out now? That have gone blank? How dare
Speaker 1: I go blank? I work at radio station. This is
Speaker 1: so embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Okay, you could have listed anything by Madonna?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2: I could have just got Madonna's back catalog.
Speaker 1: Well, I thought I was supposed to do one from
Speaker 1: maybe like a different eyes. Okay, Brittany did anyway?
Speaker 2: I faced Nina?
Speaker 1: Oh Charlie x X Kim Petres, Troy sa Van, I
Speaker 1: filled a rush addicted to your thrush. Okay, so I
Speaker 1: thought it was a song about Popper's all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, of course, so you didn't do very well there?
Speaker 2: Should we see how you do with the next one, Yes,
Speaker 2: which is excuses for being late?
Speaker 1: Okay, dog ate my homework.
Speaker 2: You're late.
Speaker 1: That's not an oh no late Okay, Sorry, I forgot
Speaker 1: to turn my alarms on. Okay, I woke up late.
Speaker 1: I had no underwear when they Sorry, just got in
Speaker 1: the shower. I'm allergic to work. Sorry, I can't come
Speaker 1: to work todaym trance, I'm late. I'm transgender. Yeah, it's got.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be a while. The traffic.
Speaker 2: Nine nine so close, Damn. I just didn't want to
Speaker 2: be here. It's my favorite excuse ever.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good one.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I just really didn't want to be here.
Speaker 1: Do you know what? We should use that? And I
Speaker 1: think I might call into work and just say I
Speaker 1: just don't really want to be here. Sorry, I can't
Speaker 1: come in today.
Speaker 2: Body order offends me. That's another favorite one. Oh, I
Speaker 2: can't go in your body order offends me. Yeah. I
Speaker 2: enjoyed the reference to I can't come into it. I'm trans.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, because I'm too busy being trans. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 2: To be able to steal that. Okay. Next ten things, yes,
Speaker 2: ten things you might find in a drag queen's handbag.
Speaker 1: Okay, dildo, lipstick, lubricant, condoms, fermi doms keys, that's two.
Speaker 2: Two.
Speaker 1: Uh, makeup, makeup, yeah you know, okay, Yeah, eyelash, glue,
Speaker 1: wig remover, I mean makeup remover. That's ten.
Speaker 2: Was it.
Speaker 1: Money wallet?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just you got the Yeah.
Speaker 1: I know drag queens better than music.
Speaker 2: I aren't you glad you work as a drug now,
Speaker 2: that's right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, al virus on the weekends, Paris mont Road during
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 2: The next ten things I think you'll be very good
Speaker 2: at so you'll do fvariously wrong. I want ten things
Speaker 2: that you can say at the gym and in the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Oh that's huge, Yeah, spot me, spot me. I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's too much, that's too big. Help me, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: come here, give me that. I want that one. What
Speaker 1: else do you say in the gym? And if you want,
Speaker 1: what do you say in the gym?
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I don't go to the gym, mate.
Speaker 2: I'm in the wrong places. I can say that I
Speaker 2: wasn't expecting that to be there exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I got ten.
Speaker 2: So you're getting into it now, I am, yes, well
Speaker 2: done you Okay, So now I want ten ways okay
Speaker 2: of spotting a bottom from across the.
Speaker 1: Room, Mike, how do you spot a bottom? Crotchless underway?
Speaker 1: They love Britney Spears, Madonna and Christine Era. They really
Speaker 1: love the musical Wicked. They do this tongue pop into
Speaker 1: drag race. But then I might be so wrong.
Speaker 2: Of course, Kenworthy, as we've discovered, as a bottom.
Speaker 1: Yes, loves the pem has a peachy butt. Some some
Speaker 1: have really not all of them though some some a
Speaker 1: bit more pancakes.
Speaker 2: Name of trousers these days?
Speaker 1: Well what else? Two more lost?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: So okay, so the person at the bottom of the pile,
Speaker 1: of course. But for those watching their allies like how
Speaker 1: do you spot a bottom? So the way I always
Speaker 1: have bent over the.
Speaker 2: Realize the way I find out someone's a bottom is tent.
Speaker 2: I find them really attractive and start flirting with them,
Speaker 2: and they got the bottom. Two. No, people like you
Speaker 2: should wear a sign.
Speaker 1: Yes, please get a tattoo on your forehead, so you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: that sucks. Is that a deal breaker for some?
Speaker 2: For some people it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's a verse even better because I'm making.
Speaker 2: Switch on wrong. Well that's enough for now. Coming up
Speaker 2: after this short break, we get all up close and
Speaker 2: personal without even buying them a drake. It's Paris and
Speaker 2: Spotlight welcome back, and you're still watching my comparison chuing
Speaker 2: they could. Now we catch up with what they've been
Speaker 2: up to with Paris in Spotlight. So it's been all
Speaker 2: a little while since you've been on with us, and
Speaker 2: you've been up to things. So tells Paris, what have
Speaker 2: you been up to?
Speaker 1: Oh? Like you've asked me right, so you know what.
Speaker 1: I've been making some music and I've created a track
Speaker 1: called Just Wanted to Dance, which is basically where you
Speaker 1: have all these life obstacles thrown at you, like breakups, depression, work, stress, financial,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, your friends done whatever to you, or
Speaker 1: you feel betrayed and you're in that sad dark space,
Speaker 1: but you need to let loose and you just want
Speaker 1: to dance your your fears, your anxiety, your stress away.
Speaker 1: So that's why I named it just wanted to dance.
Speaker 1: And I was actually writing this during a breakup. Okay,
Speaker 1: so this was last year in November and I was
Speaker 1: in a really dark place and I, I don't know
Speaker 1: about you, but I use music as like a form
Speaker 1: of therapy. So whether it's like Britney Spears or whatever,
Speaker 1: to just make you feel good if you're walking to
Speaker 1: work or whatever, just like hearing those like you better work, bitch,
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Like, just give you
Speaker 1: that that's springing your step. And this song, the music
Speaker 1: for me, gave me a bit of that light at
Speaker 1: the end of the tunnel moment. So I wanted to
Speaker 1: give that euphoric feeling to people who are going through
Speaker 1: whatever in life and give them that spark back, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? That's that's kind of like
Speaker 1: the whole thing behind it.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, So you've referenced here you were in this
Speaker 2: really bad place. Does that come into the music and
Speaker 2: then the lyrics or is.
Speaker 1: That just a that's how I was feeling a bit
Speaker 1: of both actually, so with the vocals in it, the
Speaker 1: spoken word. So I do what some people do when
Speaker 1: they get little samples royalty free samples actually of people
Speaker 1: doing like vocals or spoken world and the spoken word
Speaker 1: the poetry, and it really spoke to me like one
Speaker 1: part is you better get off your knees and stand
Speaker 1: on your feet, you know kind of thing, you know,
Speaker 1: take over it what you will. It's quite funny. I
Speaker 1: heard that one LA was like oh okay, but yeah,
Speaker 1: like just like triumphant, inspirational, motivational, pulling you out of
Speaker 1: that awful void. And I just thought, this is this
Speaker 1: is what I need right now. Soys that as a
Speaker 1: form of therapy. And I was just listening to it,
Speaker 1: and then I asked the Boys that Beyond Chicago to
Speaker 1: remix it, and they jumped on board and they absolutely
Speaker 1: smashed it. They have They've created an amazing remix so
Speaker 1: that the actual original is very much like slow chilled
Speaker 1: Fred again blessed Madonna vibe, and then the remix is
Speaker 1: like a Donkey House beat with with the spoken word.
Speaker 2: Which is that's cool. So you've got this this very
Speaker 2: euphoric it's like this tracking. And when I listened to it,
Speaker 2: I said to you, I get this image of like
Speaker 2: driving down the coast in like the summer wind in.
Speaker 1: My hair, in your stash, in your flowing in the breeze.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's that kind of summer chill out vibe
Speaker 2: kind of thing. And then this this remix is very
Speaker 2: much get up on dance to It, which absolutely a
Speaker 2: dull What what made you go with that collaboration for
Speaker 2: your remix?
Speaker 1: The boys have been smashing it. They're really talented. I
Speaker 1: like they're creating flare. They bring a little bit of
Speaker 1: something different and not just you know, oh just to
Speaker 1: be you know, just a synth they bring. They add
Speaker 1: a little bit of sparsh like yeah, a little bit
Speaker 1: of spice, a little bit of salt Bay, just a
Speaker 1: little bit of something different in there with like some
Speaker 1: experimental you know, like Rent is it Rent the Musical
Speaker 1: where they use like pans and pots and things like that,
Speaker 1: just like bring in a bit more industrial, just slightly
Speaker 1: different things to the table, you know what I mean, sonically,
Speaker 1: which I like, and it's just a bit of funky.
Speaker 1: They bring the funk. Yeah, I can't help it, but yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like that's why I love them as well. And yeah,
Speaker 1: they I'm just so happy that they said yes to
Speaker 1: it because I thought, oh, you don't ask, you don't
Speaker 1: get so I thought I'd just throw it out there
Speaker 1: and they were like, yeah, sure, less do it. It's
Speaker 1: just like my god, I won the lottery, brilliant.
Speaker 2: So you've gone this track, it's out there. I'm assuming
Speaker 2: it's out there.
Speaker 1: It is in the world Wide Web, the world Wide
Speaker 1: Web in the Waves, which comes out on Friday the twenty.
Speaker 2: First, so next Friday, next Friday, imminently. It's exciting. Yes,
Speaker 2: And is this the start of an album or is
Speaker 2: it just a starter?
Speaker 1: This is a this is this is the starter so
Speaker 1: pre transit I released music under a different artist named Monroe,
Speaker 1: which is m N basically my surname without a couple
Speaker 1: of letters. I thought, it's been dead creative that Harvey
Speaker 1: person did, just like now we don't want them. Carol
Speaker 1: Vorderman not a fan of that.
Speaker 2: You don't count up.
Speaker 1: For years, blessed her. But I decided to go with
Speaker 1: my actual name this time, and I thought, comes across
Speaker 1: this maybe a little bit more mature rather than like
Speaker 1: little Monroe or whatever. I wouldn't be called that, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not going to call myself models. I mean,
Speaker 1: I am a short king, but I'm not short king
Speaker 1: Paris Monroe.
Speaker 2: No, that would be a lot to film that is
Speaker 2: just like an.
Speaker 1: Email address that used to create a school by a
Speaker 1: little Pony and then oh wait, no, that wasn't mine
Speaker 1: at all. But you know what I mean, like there's
Speaker 1: an artist name like that. No it wasn't. Now it's
Speaker 1: not my little Pony. It's Paris Monroe loves my Little Pony.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I thought, right, let's let's create something
Speaker 1: and bring me to the table, which is also a
Speaker 1: bit vulnerable and scary because you're put yourself out there
Speaker 1: for people to judge essentially, So.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you put yourself out there with your
Speaker 2: name attached to it. You can't hide from that ever.
Speaker 1: No, And because like my blood, sweat, tears and emotions
Speaker 1: and depressions in there, it makes it even more vulnerable
Speaker 1: because like that's like my heart's on the table. So
Speaker 1: if people go, oh, it's not for me, it will
Speaker 1: be a bit.
Speaker 2: Like Yeah, we've had other people who release music on
Speaker 2: and they say it's a lot like dating. You know
Speaker 2: that you're not everyone's cup of tea.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so it's like dating. You're going on a date.
Speaker 2: You're not going to meet every everybody you meet's not
Speaker 2: going to fall head over and heals with love with you.
Speaker 2: You just need that one person too.
Speaker 1: I love this. Yeah, I don't know what. Don't be upset.
Speaker 1: There's one person for you. You know you have to
Speaker 1: kiss many frogs, don't you. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately it turned out that mine died. So so when
Speaker 2: you put yourself out there and you're doing that vulnerable thing,
Speaker 2: I mean, is that going to inspire the next lot
Speaker 2: of music or are you going more into life stuff?
Speaker 1: I think I think so I'm going to be saying
Speaker 1: yes to a lot of things, which is quite It's
Speaker 1: a good thing because then you can experience new state
Speaker 1: like new things. But that's also quite a scary thing.
Speaker 1: But people say just do it if you're scared anyway,
Speaker 1: depending on what it is. But like, you know, like
Speaker 1: facing your fears. I have a fear of heights, for example,
Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, just like I want to put
Speaker 1: myself out there more, and I think I need to
Speaker 1: do an adele and go through a lot of pain
Speaker 1: to then adults. Never had a happy album, No, exactly.
Speaker 2: High even when she was in a relationship and she
Speaker 2: was happy, She's going someone stole the last part. I
Speaker 2: am upset.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: It was any bit of trauma.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves trauma. We trauma bond, and I think that's
Speaker 1: what that's probably what it is. Everybody loves a bit
Speaker 1: of that exactly. Maybe I just need to put all
Speaker 1: my trauma in all my music.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a couple of albums, a couple of albums. I'm
Speaker 1: I'm looking to do potentially an EP, maybe an album
Speaker 1: within the next twelve months. Okay, I think, but this
Speaker 1: is just putting the feelers out there.
Speaker 2: This is just you saying this is me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, this is.
Speaker 2: Met I was waiting for the reference. Great show. That's brilliant.
Speaker 2: So this song's out there or it'll be out there
Speaker 2: soon Friday, very excited. Where can people hear it?
Speaker 1: Anywhere and everywhere? Okay, Spotify, Apple Music, SoundCloud and on
Speaker 1: my socials probably as well. I'm just going to badger
Speaker 1: everyone and say this is my chain.
Speaker 2: Do that? Yeah, and what are your socials? At?
Speaker 1: Its Paris memory. So my name with its at the start.
Speaker 2: Is the TV. You know, it's not Sturday. It doesn't
Speaker 2: have to be difficult, okay, perfect, So it'll be out everywhere.
Speaker 2: You'll be plastering it all over and we can have
Speaker 2: a listen to it.
Speaker 1: Yes, download, yes, download it, stream it.
Speaker 2: Click like a subscribe all of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't forget to hit the bell. You can
Speaker 1: ring my bell.
Speaker 2: That's a different song.
Speaker 1: That's right. Yeah, maybe I should work on that song next,
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Jody Harsh has done a very good bit of career
Speaker 2: remixing old songs.
Speaker 1: There you go, so why not learn from the best?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly perfect. Well, thank you very much for that, Paris.
Speaker 2: That's almost the end of the show. But on screen
Speaker 2: now you can see how contact details. It's at the
Speaker 2: cud TV on social media, and if you want to
Speaker 2: catch up with previous episodes, you can always bringe us
Speaker 2: on YouTube look for Chewing the Cud.
Speaker 1: Thank you for watching, and we'll see you next week.
Speaker 2: And to players out, we have got that track from
Speaker 2: Paris Monroe playing us out.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,