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Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let your taco one on
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Speaker 3: Dolphins have just released uh tidbit for a next season,
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Speaker 3: be the designated home team. Okay, all right, I thought
Speaker 3: there was news that they released Tyreek or release their coach.
Speaker 2: No, just I just saw this thought that was interesting.
Speaker 2: Another international game Method Man, you know from Wu Tang. Yeah,
Speaker 2: with his buddy Redman. Method Man is denying assault allegations
Speaker 2: on the basis that he wasn't actually arrested for punching
Speaker 2: a twenty eight year old guy seven times in the
Speaker 2: face at Crunch Fitness in Staten Island. Oh gym fight. Huh. Well,
Speaker 2: as we probe a little bit more here, it becomes
Speaker 2: perhaps more apparent why there was no arrest made because
Speaker 2: I'm guessing the twenty eight year old victim of the
Speaker 2: incoming fists of fury from Method Man. Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: a former boyfriend of Method Man's daughter. Oh, I love
Speaker 2: to have seen this.
Speaker 3: So he confronts the former boyfriend who probably did his
Speaker 3: daughter wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, again, we're just filling in the perhaps maybe scenarios
Speaker 2: here by this, but certainly is fun. That's what I'm
Speaker 2: thinking you exactly. Yeah, I'm thinking you're that dude. You're
Speaker 2: in Crunch Fitness and the last person you're expecting to
Speaker 2: see his Method Man, who's gonna crunch your face and
Speaker 2: did seven times. Wow. So the gym workers obviously called police,
Speaker 2: but you know, police arrived.
Speaker 3: And the kid said, oh, Man huh not kid.
Speaker 2: I mean he's eight Yeah, beat down by method Man.
Speaker 2: I'm looking at a picture of method Man. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I would not want to get hit in face by
Speaker 3: him seven times. No, Oh my god, No, damn, such
Speaker 3: a cool name. He's, you know, like a fun name.
Speaker 2: I'll say.
Speaker 3: He didn't seem like he'd be that mean of a dude.
Speaker 3: Look at him here. I wouldn't mess with that guy.
Speaker 2: Don't can don't confuse method man with meth Man. No,
Speaker 2: which is a daily occurrence in the news.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, A lot of them in the state of
Speaker 3: actually whom I kid. Mets are all around all states.
Speaker 2: We've seen this movie before. Tell me if it sounds familiar.
Speaker 2: Ready got the uh daycare being run out of the household?
Speaker 3: Mm hm, Which, okay, that's fine as long as you're licensed,
Speaker 3: ed and legit. Well, the people are gonna know because
Speaker 3: they're bringing their kid there. Brought my daughter to a
Speaker 3: home daycare for many years and was thrilled with the
Speaker 3: service we were provided.
Speaker 2: But uh I never once suspected that the daycare was
Speaker 2: dosing my daughter with uh benadrill and or melotonin on
Speaker 2: a daily basis. That appears to be the situation of
Speaker 2: what fifty one year old Stacy Young, who runs the
Speaker 2: business out of her home, along with thirty five year
Speaker 2: old Tiary Verby Sunshine Edge, we're doing.
Speaker 3: I don't think anybody with that name is going to
Speaker 3: be babysitting my kid. Run that by me again.
Speaker 2: Edge, Tiary Verby Sunshine Edge.
Speaker 3: I see how you put the sunshine in there to
Speaker 3: make it you know kinda Oh, kids like it.
Speaker 2: It's sunshine. But so the parents of these kids are like, notice,
Speaker 2: your kids were crankier than normal and acting kind of
Speaker 2: lethargic and sleeping a lot. They had some blood work
Speaker 2: done and it turned out that the two kids at
Speaker 2: parents sent for blood work showed elevated levels of benadryl
Speaker 2: and melotonin in their system. So the cops got involved.
Speaker 2: Found out the two women had been using the meds
Speaker 2: daily to get the kids down for their naps and
Speaker 2: had been doing it for a while. Dude, that crossed
Speaker 2: the serious lines. But what do you know you get
Speaker 2: charged with here? This is the charge they're given. Poisoning,
Speaker 2: reckless conduct, reckless conduct. That should be child abuse, It
Speaker 2: should be a whole host of things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you ever think honestly to go get your
Speaker 3: daughter's blood tested just because she's been a little tired
Speaker 3: and cranky.
Speaker 2: I just think that's a kid. If it's been going
Speaker 2: on for a while. Oh, I wonder if you have
Speaker 2: medical concerns, so perhaps, yeah, you would maybe want to
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if if one of the parents talked
Speaker 3: to another parent said, hey, have you noticed?
Speaker 2: I bet that's how it'll probably happen.
Speaker 3: I mean, if I was running a daycare, I may
Speaker 3: go the you know, robotussin route. There ain't no fussing
Speaker 3: on robotus and yeah, out like a light. You know what,
Speaker 3: Who are you kidding? There's no doubt you'd do that
Speaker 3: because they're the there. Their nap time would coincide with yours. Yeah,
Speaker 3: cteral believe it.
Speaker 2: We call it Robbie's robo daycare. All right, kids, come
Speaker 2: and get you spoon. I wouldn't dose kids.
Speaker 3: Ikud Ooh. Somebody said, Caprice son here have some No,
Speaker 3: you don't give it.
Speaker 2: I still kick it over Tierry Verbie sunshine edge. Ye,
Speaker 2: somebody said, hippie daycare? Is it? Is it that kind
Speaker 2: of sunshine? I don't know, dude, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: I stopped trying to figure this out long ago. It's
Speaker 2: just there's too much energy needed.
Speaker 3: Wu Tang clan ain't nothing to f with And somebody
Speaker 3: else said Bob World Order.
Speaker 2: With Wago out with method Man. Swedish table tennis enthusiasts
Speaker 2: Email Olsen and Frederick Nilssen, known as the Spinting Duo,
Speaker 2: have set a new record for the longest table tennis rally,
Speaker 2: lasting thirteen hours and thirty seven minutes. They knocked the
Speaker 2: ball back and forth for thirteen plus hours with that
Speaker 2: a break.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are they in diapers? How they're how their arms feel?
Speaker 2: They did this at the Slice Mamo ping Pong Bar
Speaker 2: at Malmo's, Sweden. They have a ping pong pong bar.
Speaker 3: I guess it's just like a poolhul, but it's a
Speaker 3: ping pong bar, a bunch of ping pong tables.
Speaker 2: A little safer than the acts throwing bars. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I definitely when you said possibly get into a ping pong,
Speaker 3: ping pong or table tennis round table, I can now
Speaker 3: see how because I have so many questions. They didn't
Speaker 3: take a bathroom break in there. They didn't just it's NonStop. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and there's spin masters. You know what you're doing. You're
Speaker 3: cutting it like.
Speaker 2: This Spinduoh that that's a pain in the ass. S
Speaker 2: what No, No, No, they weren't. They they wanted to
Speaker 2: keep it going. They weren't doing no like Olympic style,
Speaker 2: you know where they're you know, going bonkers. It's just yeah,
Speaker 2: and that they didn't screw up. They just yeah, with
Speaker 2: no competition. No, it was just to keep the rally going. Yeah, stupid.
Speaker 2: There'd be no way that the high energy one would
Speaker 2: last thirteen and a half hours stroke out. Hey, did
Speaker 2: you ever fall into a Oh yeah, buying a ping
Speaker 2: pong table would be a good idea.
Speaker 3: My buddy had one. It's just like the boat. If
Speaker 3: your friend has a boat, use that. It's a much
Speaker 3: better angle for you.
Speaker 2: Everyone I've ever known who had a ping pong table
Speaker 2: regretted it. It was folded up really quick after it
Speaker 2: was purchased and put in the garage. And then they
Speaker 2: found out that even folded up and put in the garage,
Speaker 2: it was taking up too much space. And you just
Speaker 2: you move it around for a while and you deal
Speaker 2: with it, and you finally say the hell with this
Speaker 2: and just roll it down to the curb. And someone
Speaker 2: always takes it. Yeah, it's just like a grill. Somebody
Speaker 2: always wants it.
Speaker 3: You know the other part about folding it up and
Speaker 3: put it in the garage. We live in Florida. Think
Speaker 3: of the humidity.
Speaker 2: And the heat. Now they warp, right, because my buddy
Speaker 2: Doyle's his was warp.
Speaker 3: So when you played it and you're obviously you're having
Speaker 3: a ping pong tournament with all the guys and drink
Speaker 3: of beer. It was we did it when football season
Speaker 3: wasn't happening. So think about it.
Speaker 2: You got that table, it's got a warp in it.
Speaker 2: You just gotta.
Speaker 1: The warp.
Speaker 3: My wife she is because you know, she played tennis
Speaker 3: through college, so very good in ping plong.
Speaker 2: She's a mission. I'm the grown man. I'll a minute.
Speaker 2: She kicked my ass, there's no out about it. So
Speaker 2: she's more than ten percent ping pop.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we were up in Vermont and she was
Speaker 3: beating all the guys.
Speaker 2: It's like, how do you feel? Well? You said it.
Speaker 2: Thanks for saying it is fun. W J R. R.