Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or
Speaker 1: you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted.
Speaker 1: I'm associate Bath. You are rested my ship, any trash ship.
Speaker 1: You're worst friend. Do you want to know why you're
Speaker 1: all fucked up? Just look at the fucking problems you
Speaker 1: hang around with. You're listening to your worst friend with
Speaker 1: Shane and Matt. I'm Matt. I almost said I'm Shane,
Speaker 1: I'm Shane, and this is the podcast. Why don't you
Speaker 1: do it? You take the intro away?
Speaker 2: What's up? This is Matt and Shane. We're the second
Speaker 2: Matt and Shane incarnation. There was this one that came
Speaker 2: before us, Shane Gillis and Matt unknown cusk. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: they came and went. We had our reign. But actually
Speaker 2: I think we are about to be usurped. I don't
Speaker 2: know if you noticed this. There's a show on Netflix
Speaker 2: right now called Exploding Kittens, created by a Matt and
Speaker 2: Shane team. We got to watch our backs, We got
Speaker 2: to get a following before they take it anyway. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can check us out on Patreon and Instagram and
Speaker 2: we got new shows every week. Patreons a dollar. It's
Speaker 2: extra show. We fucking say, really raunchy stuff. Everything else
Speaker 2: is free. You can get all our episodes. And we
Speaker 2: stuck each other off. Okay, so let's go a little
Speaker 2: off script.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, you tell me what.
Speaker 2: You did at this fucking funeral you were at. Matt
Speaker 2: sent me a picture over the weekend and he was
Speaker 2: literally at awake or the equivalent like it. I guess
Speaker 2: it was a memorial service. It fell.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what it was. It was a ritual,
Speaker 1: is what the reference would have been if I could
Speaker 1: have taken a more detailed picture. It was a Masonic
Speaker 1: temple we went to.
Speaker 2: So it was carried on haunted, hollowed ground.
Speaker 1: I don't think the Mason specifically went, well, this ground's haunted,
Speaker 1: let's build on it. All ground is probably haunted if
Speaker 1: you go that far.
Speaker 2: Enough for it have to be. I mean, something has
Speaker 2: to have died everywhere, and it's ability to assume just
Speaker 2: humans have ghosts.
Speaker 1: Where I am right now, there was this geographical location
Speaker 1: there was a Native American rape at one point possibly.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, on the East coast in Jersey Tri state area. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of rapes.
Speaker 1: Sure, okay, but the spot I'm standing on right now,
Speaker 1: a person was penetrated against their will. Yeah, likely at
Speaker 1: some point in history. Maybe not Native American. That's putting
Speaker 1: a lot on them.
Speaker 2: I mean as a culturelie squirming around the floor in
Speaker 2: concentric rings, like because the victim is like, no, my butt,
Speaker 2: like trying to pull away, and the guys like ramming
Speaker 2: it in and they're on their side. You know, when
Speaker 2: you do it on the side because you're lazy, it's not,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 1: It's maybe for guys that dicks like you. Sure, some
Speaker 1: of us bloody, we can some no bloody, bloody, No
Speaker 1: dicks like you. It dick's bloody, Okay. The side position
Speaker 1: is for an above average gentleman size wise, length wise.
Speaker 2: I'll not say it works this doggy style.
Speaker 1: It works if you're average like some of us, but
Speaker 1: it's better if you're above average. And if you have
Speaker 1: like a seventeen inch dick, it's really cool.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, then you do it from the next room.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh so, uh oh, Masonic temple. That's right. I
Speaker 1: forgot we were there, uh we I just probably in
Speaker 1: March of this year. I may have been up very late,
Speaker 1: perhaps having a drink or two, perhaps something else, who knows,
Speaker 1: And fucking Instagram ads got me. I was flipping through
Speaker 1: and I see Candlelight Concert and I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm looking for tits and on stuff. It wasn't it was.
Speaker 2: It was not who's doing the Candlelight concert? Is it
Speaker 2: Mariah Carey?
Speaker 1: It wasn't Mariah Carey. So it was a string quartet
Speaker 1: from New York.
Speaker 2: Okay, playing the classics like some Stravinsky or some Handel.
Speaker 1: Well, it's funny, you're trying to make a joke here.
Speaker 1: But they did have Vovaldi that I could have chosen
Speaker 1: to go see playing the classics from Vivaldi, like that
Speaker 1: song over there, and another tune by Vivaldi or whatever
Speaker 1: they're fucking called. Yeah, I think he did the Thong
Speaker 1: song at one point a cover at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he did the well the song that was sampled
Speaker 2: for the Thong song at least yeah.
Speaker 1: So there were three choices for this fucking thing. I
Speaker 1: could have gone Vivaldi snores Fest, like, you know, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna go listen to that. I could have done
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, who there's singles I'm not a big enough
Speaker 1: fan to go do that. I'm just not The singles
Speaker 1: are good, don't get me wrong. I'm not some fucking swifty,
Speaker 1: but I'm also not against her.
Speaker 2: If they're not, fine, play the vocal tracks over top, like,
Speaker 2: what's the fucking point? You know?
Speaker 1: So I have a question about that. And I'll try
Speaker 1: and not make this too music heavy because I wont
Speaker 1: understand it, and uh, I assume most of our audience
Speaker 1: listens to country. But the third choice was Coldplay, and
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, Coldplay's okay. Like the singles,
Speaker 1: I like how the idea of Coldplay translates to a
Speaker 1: string quartet.
Speaker 2: I guess so more and more so than Taylor Swift,
Speaker 2: but not as much as Vivaldi. I think you missed that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's possible, though I don't even know what the
Speaker 1: fuck Vivaldi played.
Speaker 2: Old shit?
Speaker 1: Oh, old shit? What insurance?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I believe you suppose. I think Vivaldi did the right
Speaker 2: of spring. Check on that or no, the right of spring?
Speaker 2: I think with Stravinsky.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not your slave, sorry, Jamie, pull that up?
Speaker 1: Am I sharing my screen?
Speaker 2: Four seasons? That's right? Okay?
Speaker 1: Forty two minutes? Yeah, yeah, sweet but how about you
Speaker 1: fucking eat my sweet balls. I'm not interested in that.
Speaker 1: That's too long for a song, sorry, bangers should be
Speaker 1: like two and a half minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree. I don't like overly long songs, but
Speaker 2: I hate a song that ends too early, Like if
Speaker 2: it doesn't have that last repetition of the chorus, I
Speaker 2: fucking get so mad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know what, a lot of rap shit
Speaker 1: doesn't have a good third verse before and no longer
Speaker 1: second verses are really that good. I've been listening to
Speaker 1: a lot of fifty cent lately because of the fucking
Speaker 1: that Trump video of him playing with many men in
Speaker 1: the background. I was like, go back and listen to
Speaker 1: a little fifty cent first versus killer second verses like oh,
Speaker 1: you're almost like illiterate, and the songs where it goes
Speaker 1: to a third verse, it's like, this is an English
Speaker 1: this is dumb. This is like dumb people talk.
Speaker 2: Uh you check out the third verse from my homemade
Speaker 2: brother Lynch hung on all of his songs. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: got a lot of verses and they get progressively more
Speaker 2: and more depraved. So like on verse one, he'll be
Speaker 2: like raping and killing your bitch, and on a verse two,
Speaker 2: he's gonna rape and kill your kids, and then on
Speaker 2: verse three he's gonna eat them and feed their dicks
Speaker 2: to his kids. Uh. This is a real song, by
Speaker 2: the way, called baby Killer.
Speaker 1: Okay? Is this a rap song?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, by my my my homie brother Lynch hung.
Speaker 1: Stop calling them my homie brother Lynch hunk.
Speaker 2: Well, I can't say the other word. I want to
Speaker 2: refer to him. Ass.
Speaker 1: Oh, I understand, I understand, my boy. You gotta you
Speaker 1: gotta ask some questions. I gotta call for real quick.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, So what songs did the string Quartet play?
Speaker 2: How did you even tell the songs apart? Honestly? Day
Speaker 2: have you ever watched that show on Netflix? I forget
Speaker 2: what the fuck.
Speaker 1: It's called The Florid's Lava.
Speaker 2: Is that a real show? Yeah? You know that show.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen that.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's like an adult obstacle course, like
Speaker 1: like a double dare or whatever. You really have never seen.
Speaker 1: There's like five seasons of it on there.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: It's perfect, Like, holy shit, it's the middle of the
Speaker 1: day and I've been drinking. Oh, let's put this on
Speaker 1: that type of thing.
Speaker 2: That's probably why I avoided it. Then I don't want
Speaker 2: to have any relapse. What was I gonna say though,
Speaker 2: Uh something about oh, what's that show on Netflix where
Speaker 2: it's like Victorian England and they have black people? And yes, yes,
Speaker 2: my wife watches that. She fucking loves that show.
Speaker 1: Does she watch The Crown?
Speaker 2: I don't think so that sounds okay boring?
Speaker 1: No, Bridgerton has no offense to your wife, for like,
Speaker 1: uh like people with no class. Yeah, and The Crown
Speaker 1: is the story of Queen Elizabeth and like you know
Speaker 1: who cares?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I get you, I got you, I know what.
Speaker 2: You're all right anyway, So.
Speaker 1: What about Bridgerton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're always playing songs with like an old string
Speaker 2: quartet vibe, like so they'll.
Speaker 1: Say like modern songs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's the thing, Like I never watched the show,
Speaker 2: but I always hear it from the next room because
Speaker 2: the music will come in and it's it's not like so,
Speaker 2: for instance, we were watching a cartoon last night, yeah,
Speaker 2: that Exploding Kitten show, and there was a string quartet
Speaker 2: playing all Star by smash Mouth, and it was instantly recognizable, like,
Speaker 2: oh the smash Mouth And then they played walking on
Speaker 2: the Sun in the next scene, where like instantly it's
Speaker 2: like you could pick it out. But on Bridgerton they
Speaker 2: do something with the arrangements where they almost disguise what
Speaker 2: it is so that it's like it's it's a It
Speaker 2: works wonderfully. You can tell that this is a formula
Speaker 2: that they figured out, they picked up on. But it
Speaker 2: works really good to get you locked into a scene
Speaker 2: because you hear the song and it's so fucking familiar,
Speaker 2: but it's just not clicking. And then when the scene climaxes,
Speaker 2: inevitably it will go to the most recognizable part of
Speaker 2: the song and it will the volume will come up
Speaker 2: in full force, and someone might even say a line
Speaker 2: that is a line from a song to make it
Speaker 2: stick even better, and you're like, oh bad Romance by
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga. There it is, oh man. The only reason
Speaker 2: to watch that show is to play guessing games about
Speaker 2: what songs you're hearing. It's was it like that or
Speaker 2: could you tell right away? Like, oh, I know this
Speaker 2: song it's the vita of a Vich.
Speaker 1: You could you could vitave Vich? What does that meant?
Speaker 1: So by them is that latin I took four years
Speaker 1: of Latin.
Speaker 2: I thought it was Italian.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's see. Let's look of Italian to English.
Speaker 1: Vita V v I.
Speaker 2: Or v Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's the name to
Speaker 2: the song vice B I.
Speaker 1: C I the I C I okay, uh.
Speaker 2: Viv there we go? Yeah, that makes it. That's what
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 1: The name of that song was Vida I saw vic.
Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, I get it now that that VI.
Speaker 1: Where the fuck is vic? Heals me? Fucking money?
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, mister linguist, what what's the name of the
Speaker 2: Coldplay song with the v's and the va cheese?
Speaker 1: Viva Levita?
Speaker 2: There you go see Levita loca?
Speaker 1: See, you could have done it? Funny? Ready, watch let
Speaker 1: me do that. What's something of the song? New answer?
Speaker 1: Now you be me? Watch what packet.
Speaker 2: Living? Levita loca?
Speaker 1: You paget?
Speaker 2: That's how okay, that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how you could have got me. Yeah it's funny.
Speaker 1: Uh no, so yes, all of the songs were recognizable.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: Twelve maybe ten. I'll bring up the set list for you.
Speaker 1: I know you're desperate to know.
Speaker 2: Well, I know it's like it's such a weird fans out.
Speaker 1: There obviously desperate to know what was on the fucking
Speaker 1: Coldplay candle light.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. Yeah, it's like such a weird thing
Speaker 2: to buy tickets to unless you threw in that thing
Speaker 2: that you're drunk, because that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, eleven. You know what was even more ridiculous,
Speaker 1: huh the fact that I paid twice as much for
Speaker 1: these tickets as I did Rob Zombie and Manson as
Speaker 1: I did Blink one eighty two and some opening band
Speaker 1: and Ozzy Osbourne.
Speaker 2: Wow, it's combined.
Speaker 1: No, not combined, no, no, no. All those tickets were
Speaker 1: about like thirty bucks on bottom and these are sixty five. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I woke up the next day like you spent one
Speaker 1: hundred and thirty dollars on this bullshit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a bad buye. You could have seen
Speaker 2: Coldplay for the same price. I probably could have seen
Speaker 2: it for half.
Speaker 1: The worst part is I bought Zone A tickets and
Speaker 1: they were enforced by some old man with a flashlight
Speaker 1: who would just go in the front row, go sitting
Speaker 1: in the front row. Then the only seat in the
Speaker 1: front row left, there were two of them left, and
Speaker 1: they were behind a fucking poll. So I go, We're
Speaker 1: just gonna sit where I want to sit and if
Speaker 1: that old man tries to tell me it is not
Speaker 1: like I'm gonna say, what are we doing here? What
Speaker 1: the fuck are we doing? I have fancy guy tickets.
Speaker 1: I'm a local celebrity.
Speaker 2: Okay, I bought these on my credit card.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put my name down on the fucking Our
Speaker 1: high school's website is notable alumni on Wikipedia. You ever
Speaker 1: see that?
Speaker 2: No one, No, I didn't, but no one's gonna know
Speaker 2: who you are. Okay, did your girlfriend have a good time? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she loved it, She really did so well. We
Speaker 1: went New Hope earlier in the day.
Speaker 2: We got some lunch, so you buttered it up.
Speaker 1: I didn't butter it. The whole thing was a nice thing.
Speaker 2: The whole thing was a nice thing until you took
Speaker 2: her to the string Ortet.
Speaker 1: You mean lunch.
Speaker 2: I guess we would. They served lunch at this You
Speaker 2: didn't tell me that could have been.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, they not only did they not serve
Speaker 1: lunch that he didn't have anything you could even purchase,
Speaker 1: No fun junior mints, no fucking pop quarter, nothing, nothing, nothing.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. They went and really wanted you to focus.
Speaker 2: It was like a meditative thing. They was like, it
Speaker 2: really wasn't a sonic ritual.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 2: They wanted you to like be in there, sweating, focused
Speaker 2: on nothing but the Coldplay covers on cello and violin.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was It was fun. No, I
Speaker 1: it was a lot of fun.
Speaker 2: Did people clap after each song.
Speaker 1: Not after each song, after every two, because what they
Speaker 1: would do is say they were gonna play to play
Speaker 1: one transition into the next. Then the next person would
Speaker 1: take the mic and they would talk about themselves and
Speaker 1: I would I kept hitting Gen like in the side,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Kept going, no, yeah.
Speaker 1: My name's John, I'm the lead violinist. I am a
Speaker 1: meth user and addiction is something that will be with
Speaker 1: me for my life.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: So I kept hitting Jen in the shoulder and I
Speaker 1: kept leaning over and going, oh, yeah, that's great, buddy,
Speaker 1: play the next fucking song, huh. And she kept just
Speaker 1: looking at me like you're being rude.
Speaker 2: Give a shit.
Speaker 1: I don't care. I don't care. I just want to
Speaker 1: be funny. Yeah, I know, and see cold Play, candlelight vigils.
Speaker 2: You just have everything at the expense of funny. I
Speaker 2: get you.
Speaker 1: It was a it was a it was a visual
Speaker 1: for Donald Trump is what this was. And they played
Speaker 1: all cold Play music. It was very nice for the
Speaker 1: top portion of his ear. No, it's nothing. Who gives
Speaker 1: a shit, I don't care. It was you know, it
Speaker 1: was fine. It was fucking too expensive, sixteen minutes long,
Speaker 1: no break in the middle or nothing. That's fine.
Speaker 2: I can do an hour, yeah, but then fuck, I
Speaker 2: mean yeah, let's go off more off script. You did
Speaker 2: an hour. I did fucking eight yesterday. Motherfucker. Look at
Speaker 2: my hand.
Speaker 1: Oh that looks interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of stencils still, Like all that blue
Speaker 2: and purple is not tattoo ink. That's just the stencil
Speaker 2: that hasn't been washed off. And then my whole arm
Speaker 2: is covered up, so you'll have to wait to see anything.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you kind of see some hexagons in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah I could see. So what it looks like on
Speaker 1: Shane's hand is Shane actually signed up for the military young,
Speaker 1: but he's always wanted to steal valor. So what it
Speaker 1: looks like on his hand is, uh, I assume is
Speaker 1: that some sort of big, giant, fat samoan pattern or whatever.
Speaker 2: No, this is it's just two hexagons folded on top
Speaker 2: of each other to make like a star pattern. But
Speaker 2: when the shading is done and it adds depth, it's
Speaker 2: gonna look like kind of like a portal, like you're
Speaker 2: like sinking into it, and then the rest of the
Speaker 2: sleeve will kind of sprout out of there.
Speaker 1: Man, could you imagine if you didn't have deonta how
Speaker 1: much acid you could do?
Speaker 2: Oh? Dude, yeah, I imagine? How imagine how many.
Speaker 1: People are big? Your tattoos are big acid guy vibes?
Speaker 2: That's so sure are Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Imagine how many people I would know who could get
Speaker 2: me acid if I didn't have a kid. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: my life would be perfect.
Speaker 1: What is the most hack girl tattoo right now? I
Speaker 1: think I can answer it, But you tell me.
Speaker 2: Fuck a girl tattoo. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Girl tattoo only I've seen this one flood it.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you. The most hacked guy tattoo right now?
Speaker 2: Is anything Viking?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Ten years ago, fifteen years ago was definitely Pirates.
Speaker 2: I remember when I was in the Marine Corps. There
Speaker 2: was so much Pirate flash art. There were so many
Speaker 2: marines getting pirate sleeves, Pirate matching tattoos with the girl friends.
Speaker 2: Horror movie characters were also really big fifteen years ago, Frankenstein, Dracula.
Speaker 2: Oh but Michael Myers. Both of these are really popular
Speaker 2: fifteen years ago. But yeah, now I'm seeing a lot
Speaker 2: more Japanese, which maybe I had a hand in starting
Speaker 2: because my shit on my other arm is Japanese, but
Speaker 2: I had it first. And I'm seeing a lot of
Speaker 2: Viking so like the those like Viking patterns where it's
Speaker 2: it's kind of geometric but it almost looks like armor
Speaker 2: or something like that, or the vegg severe design, like.
Speaker 1: A chainmail ish looking design.
Speaker 2: Shit like that. Yeah, the stuff with like where it's
Speaker 2: like it'll be a Viking warrior holding an axe. Shit
Speaker 2: like that is getting really popular. But yeah, that says
Speaker 2: the thing like tattoo shit is. It comes in waves,
Speaker 2: you know. But I fully acknowledged that there is a
Speaker 2: chick tattoo that is in vogue at the moment. I
Speaker 2: just don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I could the one I would guess, and I might
Speaker 1: be five years later on this, so I don't fucking know.
Speaker 1: The chemical compound axytocin is the big one I've seen.
Speaker 2: I've seen just chemical symbols in general. I saw someone
Speaker 2: where they had the thing for caffeine.
Speaker 1: Sure, chicks, I think the one they're getting are oxytocin,
Speaker 1: and that's like the love thing. It like makes you
Speaker 1: feel like you're in love with someone. Yeah, fucking cunt anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I was thinking of the person who told
Speaker 1: me about that back in high school. Uh fucking cunt.
Speaker 1: Who was anyway? My grandmother? Oh okay, yeah, uh.
Speaker 2: One, I never met your boys out Huh who's my
Speaker 2: boy Biden? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Remember when you were standing on the corner of the
Speaker 1: big signs screaming at people. Fair, I fuck it, said
Speaker 1: myself on fire.
Speaker 2: I do remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, You'll always Shane always for those people who
Speaker 1: don't know, always a huge Biden supporter. If you not
Speaker 1: go back to our Patreon and listen patroon dot com
Speaker 1: slash worst Friend cast gotta plug at the correct little
Speaker 1: way Shane did his thing before. I liked it. It was good.
Speaker 1: It was good. Now you've always been neutral on Biden
Speaker 1: in general, right, I.
Speaker 2: Mean I think that over the last couple of years,
Speaker 2: a couple months especially, I've gotten more not anti Biden,
Speaker 2: but just more on the side of acknowledging, like, look,
Speaker 2: he is fully unqualified in his current state. Sure, but
Speaker 2: I still think I still think that unqualified Biden has
Speaker 2: been managing for the last four years perfectly. Well, I
Speaker 2: still think it would have been better. Besides the point,
Speaker 2: I just saw a video of Roger Waters today, who's eighty,
Speaker 2: So he's what a year younger than Biden or a year.
Speaker 1: Older, Yeah, somewhere around there.
Speaker 2: You're older. And he is sharp as a goddamn tack.
Speaker 2: He is just I mean, you know, he might not
Speaker 2: be right about what he's saying, but.
Speaker 1: He is anti Semitism keeps you sharp. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: news he got to stay on top of the Jews.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he can. He can respond very quickly, he can
Speaker 2: reason very quickly. He can think on his feet, on
Speaker 2: his toes. It's obvious when you compare somebody like Roger Waters,
Speaker 2: who I don't really like all that much as a person,
Speaker 2: to Joe Biden, that Joe Biden's missing, He's got some
Speaker 2: cognitive decline rights. It's very very obvious.
Speaker 1: Well, you recorded this video for me earlier. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: It's a big fat loser. Uh. And he is a
Speaker 1: little bit unhappy about Biden dropping out, and he wanted
Speaker 1: to comment on it.
Speaker 2: For everything. Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what
Speaker 2: he's got to say, what he has.
Speaker 1: You know, we may have gendered him though.
Speaker 2: Oh that's our you know. I've been watching.
Speaker 1: It's all right, I don't care about that.
Speaker 2: I've been watching Camp Paul Celebrity Drag Race, where though
Speaker 2: they take a celebrity and put them in drag, it's
Speaker 2: like a mini thing. They only did four episodes of it.
Speaker 2: It's not good. It's not as good as the regular show,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Wait, can I ask you something? I have all the
Speaker 1: people they've put in drag been black men. No, okay,
Speaker 1: because I was gonna say. You ever hear that old
Speaker 1: thing about film, It's like before they make you a
Speaker 1: successful black actor, they put you in drag.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't heard that, but that's funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, putting in dresses yep, yep, Martin Lawrence, Big Mama's
Speaker 1: House and all that.
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy, Yeah yeah, sorry, go ahead.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you were watching Celebrity Drag.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and it was just like they purposely picked
Speaker 2: several different celebrities who are like queer or whatever the
Speaker 2: different words are that because they have a lot of
Speaker 2: different identities. Now, these guys, and so there was one
Speaker 2: ye that I was just like, I was really trying
Speaker 2: to be open minded and progressive about but it was
Speaker 2: just really hard for me. They had two guys who
Speaker 2: were very guy looking, right, and then they had one
Speaker 2: guy with a pussy, And it was very difficult for
Speaker 2: me to accept every single time they said he or
Speaker 2: his because I knew that he had a pussy and
Speaker 2: not a dick, and I like, I know that that's
Speaker 2: wrong with me expect women to have pussies and not dicks.
Speaker 2: But I'm being honest about it because that's how I
Speaker 2: felt in the moment, and I was just like, it
Speaker 2: just made it hard for me to follow the episode's plot.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: You can't be mad at you because it was just
Speaker 1: in the moment. But here's the thing. You wouldn't be
Speaker 1: disrespectful to that person. You would use their pronouns in
Speaker 1: front of them and everything.
Speaker 2: Now my best Yes, sure, I think that's kind of
Speaker 2: the point I'm making is I would probably slip up
Speaker 2: a few times in person, and you know what, definitely
Speaker 2: had a pussy. He definitely had a pussy.
Speaker 1: Sure, if you were making an effort, though, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter whether or not they have a pussy. You're making
Speaker 1: the effort, okay, and in your head you can still
Speaker 1: be like, and I think everyone should go by this.
Speaker 1: You're allowed to still think that's weird. That's a man,
Speaker 1: but it's got a pussy. But maybe don't, you know,
Speaker 1: beat them for it or drag them behind your car
Speaker 1: or shout things like you're an abomination. Don't do that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff. That's when you get bad.
Speaker 2: Oh how did I know that she had a pussy?
Speaker 2: You're you're asking listener. Oh, because she had big fat
Speaker 2: tits as well.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 2: Oh, no, girl tits, not guy tits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that thing from a Canada had those big
Speaker 1: fat girl tits, remember the teacher.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but those were fucking silly tits. These were real,
Speaker 2: like disgusting fat girl tits. Uh.
Speaker 1: I understand, Well, this gentleman here also has disgusting fat
Speaker 1: eye tis. So I'd like to play this for you.
Speaker 1: This is the reaction to Joe Biden stepping out that
Speaker 1: people across the country are feeling in the moment, this
Speaker 1: is bad.
Speaker 2: You make the car roll over.
Speaker 1: I think the camera winsers, but I absolutely felt that
Speaker 1: the first soulet.
Speaker 2: It looked like this guy was rocking his chair, so
Speaker 2: she flipped his car into a gully.
Speaker 1: He was doing ninety down the freeway and then he
Speaker 1: just went like this. He turned his wheel because Joe
Speaker 1: Biden dropped out. Hold on, all right, see the no
Speaker 1: this dipshit dropped his camera and didn't want to do
Speaker 1: take two like rock concert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what Joe wants. Joe wants you to beat
Speaker 2: yourself up. He hits yourself harder.
Speaker 1: Joe would totally think this was normal.
Speaker 2: Look like, this dude looks like Sammy Hagar right now.
Speaker 1: Hey, but like Sammy Hagar at least has like defined features.
Speaker 1: This guy just came out of the basement for the
Speaker 1: first time. This is a mole person.
Speaker 2: This is Sammy Hagar coming out of his tequila cellar
Speaker 2: for the first time.
Speaker 1: Well, actually, when I go back and forth, he does
Speaker 1: look like he's rocking out right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at this. This is an unreleased video from
Speaker 2: like nineteen ninety eight. In my car Okay, oh, that'll
Speaker 2: get him back. Does this guy have an extra finger?
Speaker 1: No? No, just no, just four fat little nubby.
Speaker 2: Ones, yeah, ugly ones.
Speaker 1: Now here's my question. Does this man have a pussy
Speaker 1: or no. I can't tell.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say by the the facial structure. If he
Speaker 2: does have a pussy, it's artificial or self made.
Speaker 1: Okay, gen Z, we need to pad.
Speaker 2: Together, waited to spell all day opinions everyone has about
Speaker 2: you that'll make us think well of your generation.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. We thought you guys were pussy. I'm mistaken.
Speaker 2: We thought you couldn't handle bad news. He's worst president.
Speaker 2: Why aren't any tears coming out of your eyes?
Speaker 4: Probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure that was abrupt.
Speaker 1: Puppy dog City is his user name.
Speaker 2: I mean, puppy dog Shitty is more like it.
Speaker 1: Pretty good, man, Let's see this. Let's say if I
Speaker 1: make this, I get the back of the what atoor
Speaker 1: fucker in the end?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 1: Cool? Anyway, that was what first popped up when I
Speaker 1: went to Wow, I don't care.
Speaker 2: If he's getting anal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that guy's just a pussy. That's a real
Speaker 1: shame that he's so mentally broken. But there's a lot
Speaker 1: of people like that nowadays, I think, and uh, it's
Speaker 1: only gonna get worse for a little while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it'll be like that forever. Man, if
Speaker 2: you think about it, There used to be people who
Speaker 2: would like stand out on street corners and they would uh,
Speaker 2: they would yell like, oh, bring me your dad, and
Speaker 2: then they would take the dead and they would bring
Speaker 2: him home and fuck him.
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't think your order of
Speaker 1: operations is correct.
Speaker 2: There I heard about it.
Speaker 1: They would they would they would not do that. Wait
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute. This kid's upset that Biden dropped out.
Speaker 2: Is he equally as upset about Kamala being the choice?
Speaker 2: You'd think that it would be like.
Speaker 1: Finally, finally he's a hard racist.
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 1: He's this dopey looking, fucking nineteen year old kid, and
Speaker 1: he really goes back to Biden's early nineties super predator stuff, right, yeah, uh.
Speaker 2: He likes that stuff about buses. Kamala was saying in
Speaker 2: the debate, what is this again about busses? You made
Speaker 2: her ride a separate one.
Speaker 1: So this old clip emerged of Kamala Harris. Of all
Speaker 1: the commentators, judge Joe Brown remember him?
Speaker 2: Okay, I do remember him. I used to watch this
Speaker 2: show all the time.
Speaker 1: Was Judy your favorite daytime?
Speaker 2: Though? No, my favorite was actually Joe Brown? And I
Speaker 2: did like, uh, what's his face? Matthis? No mills Lane
Speaker 2: I liked.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, mills Lane was cool. Now wait,
Speaker 1: I got a ridiculous question. Mills Lane was a referee, right, Yes,
Speaker 1: he was what he started as. He wasn't like a
Speaker 1: law guy who then they painted as a ref like
Speaker 1: he's the judge of something deathmatch. Yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2: He thought he was at the Holy Field Tyson Fight.
Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep, yep. I knew he was at Big
Speaker 1: Ones I had. I had seen him in pictures.
Speaker 2: He was a marine too, was he five?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But so was David Goggins. No, he wasn't. Think
Speaker 1: he was a seal. Is that that guy that runs
Speaker 1: the Black Guy? Yeah? Yeah, I think he was a
Speaker 1: seal probably.
Speaker 2: That's pretty tough stuff.
Speaker 1: Sure, shitting on you posts in the Marines. I pulled
Speaker 1: into home Depot yesterday and there's the they have a
Speaker 1: purple heart parking spot, and I go to Jen. I go,
Speaker 1: I'm going to park there. She goes, you can't do that.
Speaker 1: I said, my tax dollars have played paid for plenty
Speaker 1: of purple hearts, okay, And then I didn't park there.
Speaker 2: They didn't park like eleven dollars the PX.
Speaker 1: Yeah, can I get one?
Speaker 2: If you go on base and buy one.
Speaker 1: I'd like one of those police They don't require you
Speaker 1: handing over like documentation or showing where the shredder will
Speaker 1: ripped through your face.
Speaker 2: Or there's certain awards you can only get awarded to you,
Speaker 2: so like a Medal of honor. You can't go and
Speaker 2: buy a medal of honor, and probably not a Navy
Speaker 2: Cross or something like that, but all the other awards
Speaker 2: like Distinguished Service Medals and Navy Marine Corps Accommodation Medals
Speaker 2: or commendation medals, you can just go buy all of
Speaker 2: them at the PX. And it's a crime to wear
Speaker 2: ribbons or metals you didn't earn. So if you buy
Speaker 2: them and you didn't earn them, that's fine, you can
Speaker 2: have them. But if you wear them and you get caught, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: Do you think guys ever buy it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I don't think you would get through your time there
Speaker 1: to go home and lie about your accomplishments, would you, like,
Speaker 1: I don't, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know people do some people? You think?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you ever see anyone loading up in a place
Speaker 1: like before they left.
Speaker 2: I mean I saw, I mean I bought a drill
Speaker 2: instructor ribbon and I used to keep it inside my
Speaker 2: hat as it was kind of a joke but also
Speaker 2: kind of like I did kind of want to be
Speaker 2: a drill instructor, so like I would get in, we
Speaker 2: would have inspection and stuff, and my platoon sergeant he
Speaker 2: was a former drill instructor, and he would always chuckle
Speaker 2: when he would inspect my my hat. We call it
Speaker 2: a cover. He'd always chuckle and be like, oh, what
Speaker 2: do you have that for? You're gonna be a drug instructor?
Speaker 2: And I would be like, fuck yeah, gunnery sergeant, you know,
Speaker 2: and he would joke it back and forth. But it
Speaker 2: wasn't a problem that I had it. It would have
Speaker 2: been a problem if I had put it on my
Speaker 2: uniform and motherfuckers do that. I saw this guy, Kimberly,
Speaker 2: I forget his first name, but yeah girl name, yeah girl,
Speaker 2: last name so extra girl, butthole. But he literally called
Speaker 2: his mom before we deployed to Iraq, and he had
Speaker 2: been in the Marines less time than me, so he
Speaker 2: didn't deploy or anything. He called his mom before we
Speaker 2: left and he was like, Mom, I know you think
Speaker 2: this is my first time going over there, but I've
Speaker 2: already been there once and I've killed people. And he
Speaker 2: was just like making shit up, telling his mom like
Speaker 2: all this, all this crazy shit when he was drunk.
Speaker 2: You know, he was like a compulsive liar. And yeah,
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people do that, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Judge Joe Brown talking about Kamala Harris. Prior to
Speaker 1: I think prior to twenty twenty for sure, and it
Speaker 1: was through Zoom, so it was probably during COVID or something,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Long before she met Doug m Hoff,
Speaker 1: she dated some prominent men, including in two thousand and one,
Speaker 1: former talk show host Montel Williams. Back then he was
Speaker 1: the famous.
Speaker 2: One and had to introduce her to the paparazzi.
Speaker 4: A corrupt witch. She's been corrupt the whole life, and
Speaker 4: she fucked her way to the top. They used to
Speaker 4: detail this witch in the La Times with those sexual escapades.
Speaker 4: Shes fucked him there, everybody tried to get up. She
Speaker 4: used to be a fraid o, which she was at
Speaker 4: Howard and.
Speaker 1: She ain't blacks, right, Judge Judge Joe Brown, throwing this
Speaker 1: commentary out there.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're gonna trust anybody on if she's black,
Speaker 2: I would trust the black judge. He's probably got the
Speaker 2: best decision making skills in such a matter.
Speaker 1: So how do you feel about it?
Speaker 2: All?
Speaker 1: I think you said it before what you said about behind,
Speaker 1: but like, no, just the election coming up, it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's a weird, weird thing. Literally, in twenty sixteen we went,
Speaker 1: I don't know how it could get fucking weirder. Then
Speaker 1: a pandemic hit and got weirder. Then the president stepping
Speaker 1: down from running but not stepping down from running the country,
Speaker 1: which I think is a little bit odd.
Speaker 2: That's happened once before, Right, I'm Jimmy Carter or no, no,
Speaker 2: he rank in a rank Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon Johnson didn't
Speaker 2: run again?
Speaker 1: Right in sixty Yes, yes, but it wasn't.
Speaker 2: Hell's axleted four or five?
Speaker 1: We ever went, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sixty six, it would have been a sixty six election year, right.
Speaker 1: No, wasn't it? No, nineteen six, isn't it sixty to
Speaker 1: sixty four? Sixty four to sixty case?
Speaker 2: It would have been sixty four, Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sixty four. I don't know the history on that
Speaker 1: is that when Mondale took over something.
Speaker 2: Or I'm really not sure. I just know that people
Speaker 2: weren't happy with the Vietnam War, so he was talked
Speaker 2: out of running again by his party.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, but that's not that's not illness, No, it's.
Speaker 2: It's a little different. But still it's not like it's
Speaker 2: never happened before. But yeah, it's not normal. It's not normal,
Speaker 2: especially after all this other abnormal ass shit Like you said,
Speaker 2: we had a let's just go back to two thousand
Speaker 2: and one. We had a terrorist attack, then we had
Speaker 2: a black guy run our country. Then we had a
Speaker 2: megamaniacal TV star, then we had a pandemic, then somebody
Speaker 2: tried to kill the TV star after he had a
Speaker 2: failed insurrection coup, and now the guy who was opposing
Speaker 2: the failed TV star former president has dropped out, leaving
Speaker 2: the failed former TV star poised to regain absolute control
Speaker 2: because there's no way we're gonna elect that black lady
Speaker 2: who fucked her way to the top.
Speaker 1: So that's what they're talking about. They're wondering if they're
Speaker 1: going to do an open convention or whatever and possibly
Speaker 1: nominate someone else. I think the grossest part is people
Speaker 1: are saying, like, yeah, but if we don't nominate Kamala,
Speaker 1: we can't tap into that ninety three There's ninety three
Speaker 1: million dollars that apparently only a campaign with Biden or
Speaker 1: Kamala can use. I'm sure they'll figure out some way
Speaker 1: of getting that released. But at the same time.
Speaker 2: I pick another old white guy for president and Kamala's VP.
Speaker 1: You want to hear a crazy fucking number that I
Speaker 1: just heard. I just heard. So we're talking about ninety
Speaker 1: three million, and they may pick a lesser candidate in
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris for someone like a Gavin Newsom who could
Speaker 1: actually win. Say, I don't I don't know if he could.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying they're not even considering other people. They
Speaker 1: want to use her just for ninety three million dollars.
Speaker 1: I heard Ron DeSantis in Iowa for the Iowa Caucus
Speaker 1: spent one hundred and sixty million dollars and he got
Speaker 1: twenty four thousand votes.
Speaker 2: That's it's like a waste. Yeah, it seems like yeah,
Speaker 2: oh man, I think about all all that, all that
Speaker 2: all the time. Like I know, like a lot of
Speaker 2: that money, the numbers is, it's not real In the
Speaker 2: sense that I mean, it is real money, somebody's doing work,
Speaker 2: somebody's getting paid, but so much of that money is
Speaker 2: just like it's just people's piss and shit. You know,
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, here you go, I'm here, here, here,
Speaker 2: have my leftover snot watts. You know. It's just it's
Speaker 2: wild that, I mean Biden and Trump, especially Biden and
Speaker 2: Kamala Harris got ninety three million. It's amazing that there's
Speaker 2: so many people who have so much money to just
Speaker 2: throw at something that is destined to fail, you know,
Speaker 2: Like for from the outside, it's just like, what could
Speaker 2: we do with that money if it wasn't just getting
Speaker 2: pissed and shipped away?
Speaker 1: But that is that is going into the economy.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: You have to remember that it's not we're not burning
Speaker 1: the money. It's going into the TV stations.
Speaker 2: It's not going to put food on people's plates. Really,
Speaker 2: it's going to pay people's bills. Sure, but it's not
Speaker 2: growing corn, you know what I'm saying. There's there's like
Speaker 2: a tangible thing that's missing from that money because of
Speaker 2: the work that's being done. It's not to say the
Speaker 2: work's not valid, right, It's just that there's no real
Speaker 2: anything being put into the world other than the money.
Speaker 2: Like that's all that's happening is money is changing.
Speaker 1: Circulating, money circulating, which which you do have to have
Speaker 1: in that economy. But I understand what we're not. We're
Speaker 1: not producing anything.
Speaker 2: Not even change or or benefit. You know.
Speaker 1: Sure, sure, Let's go back to when Tucker Carlson interviewed
Speaker 1: Trump where I thought his hair looked especially gray.
Speaker 2: I think it looks white.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. Yeah, like sorry colorless. Andrew explained
Speaker 1: that I apologize. Blandro explained that to me one time.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this. Darker haired guys go gray, fucking
Speaker 1: blonde guys go white. Yeah, oh that white is a
Speaker 1: bad look, man.
Speaker 2: I like it. I don't.
Speaker 1: I think it looks like you're a fucking space man.
Speaker 2: See, I'm planning to go gray. And that's why I'm
Speaker 2: growing my hair now. It's because I've already got like
Speaker 2: gray sideburned hair, like gray roots like in the front
Speaker 2: here where my hairline is, and I'm planning to beat
Speaker 2: like salt and peppery gray while my hair is in
Speaker 2: like a transitional phase and by the time it's like
Speaker 2: fully long, I'm hoping to have like a nice white
Speaker 2: gandal style Maine, you know. And I don't even like
Speaker 2: the Lord of the Rings. I don't even like that
Speaker 2: nerd ship. I just know it's nerd ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is nerd ship. You're right on
Speaker 1: that though. That ships for fucking nerds.
Speaker 2: It is. Yeah, it's a cool look though, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you look like a Jedi. That ship's cool.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: That's you're gonna be a little Jedi and a little
Speaker 1: fucking what do they call him in the first one,
Speaker 1: You're a little You're a little patawan. No, I'm a wizard.
Speaker 1: Shane's new children's book coming out, The Saddest Wizard.
Speaker 2: I'm a wizard. No you're not.
Speaker 4: No, you're not.
Speaker 1: You're a boy. And then you find out he's been
Speaker 1: saying wizard in the book. But it's really woman. Whole
Speaker 1: thing's about transitioning and the book is called Dude with
Speaker 1: a pussy.
Speaker 2: Oh man, that's like that movie I saw. I saw
Speaker 2: the TV Glow the whole.
Speaker 1: Man watch it? Yeah they watch it? Yeah? Is it good?
Speaker 2: It's good? But okay, so it's one of those movies
Speaker 2: where you're like, I think I get it, and then okay,
Speaker 2: and then and then you read okay, so here's how
Speaker 2: it happened. Visually. Yeah, it was stunning. At the end,
Speaker 2: I was like, so what happened exactly? And then I
Speaker 2: looked up the plot and the plot synopsis matched what
Speaker 2: I saw. It was like, huh, that doesn't really make sense.
Speaker 2: But then you read in the description or the production
Speaker 2: notes whatever that the whole movie is an allegory for
Speaker 2: being trans. And then instantly it all makes perfect sense,
Speaker 2: and you're like, wow, that's actually a really good They
Speaker 2: did a great job if you think about it, If
Speaker 2: you that actually makes a lot of sense. But then
Speaker 2: you're you're left with this feeling of like, but why
Speaker 2: did it have to be another thing about being trance?
Speaker 1: Do you think it would have just been cool if
Speaker 1: it was just that just what it is, without like the.
Speaker 2: The context really didn't Okay, bring it all home. It
Speaker 2: was like, wow, it makes total sense now, but like,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you're kind of late to the party
Speaker 2: to be doing a movie about being trans. They've been
Speaker 2: doing five years, you.
Speaker 1: Know, edgy, Yeah, the fucking drag queens have stopped showing
Speaker 1: up to the library. They didn't even give a shit anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they already got all your kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they got them all already.
Speaker 2: Uh, they've got a surplus. They don't need it. Please
Speaker 2: stop bringing these kids to the story hour. We got
Speaker 2: to start raping these kids before we run out of time.
Speaker 1: I've never felt more like mister beast. We should talk
Speaker 1: about that at some point too, of his trans friend.
Speaker 1: My trans friend is over here talking about raping kids again. Anyway.
Speaker 1: Here was Trump talking about Kamala Harris when he did
Speaker 1: an interview with Tucker like either late last year or
Speaker 1: earlier this year or something like that. At the time,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a funny clip. It was not
Speaker 1: when she was gonna be the president or running to
Speaker 1: be the president. But I like it. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it just made me laugh because it's it's a it's
Speaker 1: a real moment from Trump, and I want to play
Speaker 1: another real moment from Trump only because they're funny. You
Speaker 1: guys should you guys should really vote for him though,
Speaker 1: because he's so funny, Like, is that what I should
Speaker 1: use this platform for begging and stuff like that?
Speaker 2: If you want to do you think I should?
Speaker 1: Though? Now okay, you say your part and then I
Speaker 1: just beg for playing money. Oh yeah, I don't need
Speaker 1: your money. Let me play this clip, so back to buying.
Speaker 2: I'm interested.
Speaker 1: So you think he's failing, he obviously is. By the way.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is the clip where you see
Speaker 1: Tucker in his full countiness. And here's what I do
Speaker 1: like about Tucker. It's the same thing I like watching this.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't want to be in a conversation will Tucker feeling.
Speaker 1: I would feel terrible. It's rude, it's nasty. I'd take
Speaker 1: a swing at him if he talked to me this way.
Speaker 1: But the way he like needles and commonly says you're
Speaker 1: kind of a dumb cunt, but like it's not your
Speaker 1: fault really because you were raised that way. That's how
Speaker 1: he kind of does that. And it's like, wow, you
Speaker 1: just hit me twice and it hurt, but you said
Speaker 1: it in such a tone. So listen for some of
Speaker 1: his full on cuntiness. I think it's clear to everybody.
Speaker 1: But that would make Kamala Harris the candidate, well not really.
Speaker 5: I mean I guess they'd have maybe a free for all.
Speaker 5: A lot of people say she has to remain for
Speaker 5: certain reasons the candidate. She has to I don't think
Speaker 5: that's true. Actually, I don't think that other people would
Speaker 5: stand for She has some bad moments. Her moments are
Speaker 5: almost as bad as are worse. Actually, yeah, she seems
Speaker 5: pretty senile too.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean, that cunting miss.
Speaker 2: She seems like senile, senile, stupid. I think she's scenile.
Speaker 1: Sure, she seems pretty senile too.
Speaker 5: She speaks in rhyme.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 5: It's weird, but she has mad moments and rhyme.
Speaker 1: Well, the way she.
Speaker 5: Talks, the bus will go here and then the bus
Speaker 5: will go there, because that's what busses do.
Speaker 2: That's what's weird.
Speaker 5: The whole thing is weird. This is not a president
Speaker 5: of the United States future and uh, I think they
Speaker 5: probably have some kind of a primary And.
Speaker 1: Okay, well that was his prediction. We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: His prediction was, the bus goes here, the bus goes.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, you're mocking it. I believe that's a real
Speaker 1: thing from her.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I'm not saying it's not. But
Speaker 2: what was his prediction.
Speaker 1: Nothing, just that she talks in weird like, okay, rhyme stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't think he even had a predict. His prediction
Speaker 1: was just that they're open. They're going to have an
Speaker 1: open convention.
Speaker 2: As a fuck, dude, Uh, if I'm not getting the
Speaker 2: ninety three million dollars, why the fuck would I care?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Let me get one ninety third of that already.
Speaker 1: Here here's a come from her.
Speaker 8: So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?
Speaker 2: What right?
Speaker 3: Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow
Speaker 3: school bus?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: No? I rape that.
Speaker 1: There's something about like a rapedo one. Actually, Vice President Kamala.
Speaker 2: Harris by the bus driver.
Speaker 1: Okaysa, keep that little boy quiet back there, and the
Speaker 1: kids Catholic church that boy, move him to another district,
Speaker 1: put him in prison.
Speaker 3: And most of us, many of us went to school
Speaker 3: on the yellow school bus, right, And it's part of
Speaker 3: it's part of our experience growing up. It's part of,
Speaker 3: you know, a nostalgia and of memory.
Speaker 1: They really gave her a gig, and that's a hell gig.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna give her a shit for this.
Speaker 1: They go, Hey, go up there and talk for fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes about how much you like buses. And you're on
Speaker 1: stage now.
Speaker 2: And she and she without flinching, missing a beat. Was
Speaker 2: just like, I got this, I can handle this.
Speaker 1: You think she was confident in it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she seems mighty confident.
Speaker 1: By fucking I'm fifteen. You need me to do twenty five,
Speaker 1: I'll go.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: She gets out of there, she goes bussies are they're yellow?
Speaker 1: And uh?
Speaker 2: You like him though? Uh?
Speaker 1: She starts doing that Chris Barley thing from the es
Speaker 1: and ol. Remember when he would get all frustrated with
Speaker 1: a question or something.
Speaker 2: And he would wasn't that a bit? He would do
Speaker 2: that anything where his face got red? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Remember he would do
Speaker 1: the thing where he'd be all fat?
Speaker 2: Oh well, yeah, okay, if you're just gonna make fun
Speaker 2: of him, for heaven House.
Speaker 3: Of the excitement and joy of going to school, to
Speaker 3: be with your favorite teacher, to be with your best friends,
Speaker 3: to learn.
Speaker 8: The school bus takes us there.
Speaker 3: And in America today, twenty five million children a day go.
Speaker 8: To school on the yellow school bus.
Speaker 3: Twenty five million children.
Speaker 1: It's nonsense. But again, I don't totally blame her. That's
Speaker 1: a real fucking like I said, that's a hell gig
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: What are you supposed to do. They tell you to
Speaker 2: talk about fucking school busses, you talk about them. It's
Speaker 2: just like I've had jobs before where like you get
Speaker 2: a new assignment midway through your gig there, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like you never thought you'd have this new responsibility.
Speaker 2: But hey, companies change or whatever, and it's like, hey,
Speaker 2: government's going more bus oriented route these days. You know,
Speaker 2: you either get with the program or you fucking out.
Speaker 1: I get it. It just it to me. It's a
Speaker 1: bummer because that's a tough one. But it did mean
Speaker 1: he wasn't wrong. It is an odd way of speaking,
Speaker 1: but again maybe more context.
Speaker 2: Hey, but it's not a it's not a rhyme, that's
Speaker 2: for sure. It's more like a ramble.
Speaker 1: Well his was a rhyme though the bus goes here,
Speaker 1: goes there.
Speaker 2: It was cute. I wanted to throw a beat on
Speaker 2: top of that.
Speaker 1: Uh, finishing on politics here real quick our episode last
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Speaker 1: So they had the head of the secret Service in
Speaker 1: to Congress. Yes, folks were going to get off the
Speaker 1: exciting What.
Speaker 2: On the table? What the head of the Secret Service?
Speaker 1: Oh, I get it, Jesus Christ. I don't even think
Speaker 1: you're allowed to say that.
Speaker 2: Oh dude. I watched a video on YouTube today where Yeah,
Speaker 2: the title made me think right away, like, I don't
Speaker 2: think you can put that. The title was like I
Speaker 2: recreated the Trump headshot. Yeah, And I was shocked at
Speaker 2: the comments section even more because it was entirely it
Speaker 2: was all conspiracy nuts or it was people saying you
Speaker 2: recreated the shot wrong.
Speaker 1: M Yeah, that's weird. I was sorry. I was choking
Speaker 1: on my soda here.
Speaker 2: Now I saw that. That's cute. I look like you're
Speaker 2: gonna die.
Speaker 1: Thanks for picking up the dead air. Then, No, I
Speaker 1: watched you. I watched you die, and I wanted them
Speaker 1: to hear it.
Speaker 2: I thought it would translate good on sound like the
Speaker 2: yeah the caught cackling sounds.
Speaker 1: Uh did I tell you? I choked on something like
Speaker 1: a month ago and almost like die, not die. But
Speaker 1: Jenna had gone to bed. I told now I'm forgetting
Speaker 1: totally what it was. It was something I was like
Speaker 1: eating before she went to bed. I was gonna be
Speaker 1: up for hours and hours, and I like put in
Speaker 1: my mouth to start eating, and it slid back and
Speaker 1: blocked it completely.
Speaker 2: Fuck it was a peanut.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a peanut. It was not a legome of
Speaker 1: any sort. Uh, any other guesses A bean, That's what
Speaker 1: it was. Yeah, it was a bean. So this bean
Speaker 1: gets caught in my throat. And Jena had just gone
Speaker 1: to bed, so I like walk in there and I go,
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, she is waking up, but she's looking
Speaker 1: at me like huh. And then she comes over and
Speaker 1: she hits my back and it doesn't loosen, and I
Speaker 1: turn and I go to go in the other room
Speaker 1: where we have more space, and she just turns to
Speaker 1: go back to bed. And I came back in like
Speaker 1: I meant, come fucking following me, please, I'm dying. And
Speaker 1: then she came in and she was hitting me on
Speaker 1: the back and then I just went and it fucking
Speaker 1: all came out with a bunch of spit and.
Speaker 2: Stuff, and that's disgusting. Was she like I'm so sorry
Speaker 2: or was she like.
Speaker 1: Damn, this is oh, I should let him die. She
Speaker 1: shouted that when she went back in the bedroom. Uh, no. I. Uh.
Speaker 1: That's the second time I've choked on something. Fucking uh.
Speaker 1: The other time I was driving on Route one.
Speaker 2: Oh I remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, coming back from lunch and I jammed a piece
Speaker 1: of really dry pork.
Speaker 2: And now, yeah, that's right. Have you then you had
Speaker 2: to pull over and himlick yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I did.
Speaker 2: I really remember that. Have you ever.
Speaker 1: Actually choked on anything?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, as a kid. I don't remember it though,
Speaker 2: but yeah I have. My mom like reached down my
Speaker 2: throat and pulled a piece of chicken out of my throat.
Speaker 1: My mom did the same thing with a Montarelli stick
Speaker 1: when I was little.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was, Oh dude, I choked on monzarellisticks a
Speaker 2: lot as a kid, I remember. I have a lot
Speaker 2: of memories of biting into the monsterrellistick and then it
Speaker 2: being really hot of me just trying to swallow it
Speaker 2: right away, and then getting lodged in my throat and
Speaker 2: just sitting there and burning my esophagus for like ten
Speaker 2: seconds before it's slid down.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, I had to have it pulled out. I
Speaker 1: think I was in a red lobster. I could not
Speaker 1: have been in a trashier situation. Oh look at those people.
Speaker 1: They probably have a blue tarp on top of their
Speaker 1: car with all of their worldly possessions. That's what I picture. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, So anyway, they had the secret service head in.
Speaker 1: There were a couple of really good clips. Now, by
Speaker 1: the way, I don't know if I've talked about this
Speaker 1: on the show before, but these congressional hearings they are
Speaker 1: my number one, Like, I would not tolerate this fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1: If you've ever watched any of them, how they speak
Speaker 1: to the like witnesses or whatever, it's like, uh, they
Speaker 1: only have five minutes to talk, so they're trying to
Speaker 1: get in as many questions as they can before their
Speaker 1: little SoundBite at the end where they chastise them for whatever.
Speaker 1: But it's stuff like, ready, here, tell me what kind
Speaker 1: of drum set do you have?
Speaker 2: Chan a cat?
Speaker 1: Just wait? The brand, just the brand is fine. I
Speaker 1: don't need the model. The brand, that's fine, okay, all right?
Speaker 1: And how long have you had it? I don't have
Speaker 1: all day. It's been six months, has been two years?
Speaker 1: What do we think? It's so fucking frustrating to watch
Speaker 1: those things?
Speaker 2: I found, I know it is, but I've found a
Speaker 2: few where the person being interrogated it has a I
Speaker 2: don't give a fuck attitude, And when people don't get frazzled,
Speaker 2: it's actually I think it's really entertaining. I like the
Speaker 2: defiant witnesses or fucking questionees or whatever the fuck they're called.
Speaker 2: I think that shit is funny. But yeah, a lot
Speaker 2: of people do seem really intimidated in this setting. But
Speaker 2: I'm with you. I feel like I would not stand
Speaker 2: for this. I would be talking back, and I like,
Speaker 2: I would be defiant, you know.
Speaker 1: I would just say, like, if you'd like me to answer,
Speaker 1: I answer. But I'm not going to be talked over.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be screamed over first time it happens.
Speaker 1: I'm done answering your.
Speaker 2: Questions, right, Yeah, and the same ship, Yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: But there are pussy, Yeah, fucking pussy.
Speaker 1: You're a dude with a pussy.
Speaker 2: I might say that, yeah to Marjorie Taylor Green.
Speaker 1: But I'll tell you there are there are some instances
Speaker 1: when both sides get to really rip someone and I
Speaker 1: think they enjoy it. And this is a case of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, both sides come together a common cause.
Speaker 1: Yeah, common oil executives aren't going to be ripped by
Speaker 1: the Republicans, and fucking if you bring in scientists, they're
Speaker 1: not going to be ripped by the liberals, like you
Speaker 1: know whatever, climate scientists. But this one, when they fuck
Speaker 1: up someone getting shot, it's free for all. Everyone gets
Speaker 1: to rip on them. So this was Senator mister Jimmy.
Speaker 2: Fallon late night host and senator from Iowa.
Speaker 1: He makes a case about his own shooting prowess and
Speaker 1: being able to hit that shot or not.
Speaker 7: On a one twelve roof. So these are nothing but
Speaker 7: pathetic excuses and they make no sense in their bunch
Speaker 7: of cow dung.
Speaker 2: All the cow dung, cow dung. That's cute. I like that.
Speaker 2: That's a very country bumpkin kind of a response. He
Speaker 2: must be from the senator from Kentucky, right, or the
Speaker 2: representative from Kentucky.
Speaker 1: Next up is a representative Fallin from some shitty backwoods
Speaker 1: town with an opioid problem. I don't know where he's from.
Speaker 7: Forcement I've spoken with over the last nine days are
Speaker 7: amazed that the AGR rooftop was not secure, and you
Speaker 7: want to know why, because it's dangerous. I have never
Speaker 7: had any long gun training in my life. I own
Speaker 7: an AR fifteen and last time I shot it, I
Speaker 7: shot it one time. My whole life was six years ago.
Speaker 7: That is until Saturday where we recreated the events in Savoy, Texas,
Speaker 7: where you recreated what happened about her. I was lying
Speaker 7: prone on a slope roof at one hundred and thirty
Speaker 7: yards at six thirty at night, and I knew that
Speaker 7: he had a scope, but I know a kind red
Speaker 7: dot or magnified, so I shot eight rounds from both.
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 7: The result was fifteen out of sixteen kill shots.
Speaker 2: Do you know what? Brother? Wow? Yeah, you're a bad
Speaker 2: motherfucker Jesus.
Speaker 1: Because he goes so the next president should know do
Speaker 1: not fuck with representative Fallon and don't have a proof.
Speaker 1: Let me hear it a good.
Speaker 7: The result was fifteen out of sixteen kill shots and
Speaker 7: the one I missed would have hit the president's ear.
Speaker 7: That's a ninety four percent success rate. And that shooter
Speaker 7: was a better shot than me.
Speaker 2: Really, it is a mirror. He messages with five of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he hasn't shot in six years, which is
Speaker 1: the kind of gun training you like. When a guy
Speaker 1: stays current on it once a decade, he picks up
Speaker 1: his weapon.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, you don't have to be shooting it
Speaker 2: all the time to know how to handle it safely.
Speaker 2: But it does help if you want to have an
Speaker 2: accurate weapon and know how to how to hit the target.
Speaker 2: But either way, recreating that shot is impossible for a
Speaker 2: lot of reasons. You can do it conditions right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can simulate it all you want, but the adrenaline,
Speaker 2: the people, the moment, it's it's un recreatable for anybody
Speaker 2: until the next one of you stupid idiots decides to
Speaker 2: shoot it a president.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then we can taste it. But but I will
Speaker 1: say this, I think his point was just that it
Speaker 1: was at such a not far distance that even him
Speaker 1: with his pussy hands could hit it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think that's uh, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: And I got yeah that there again, that was the
Speaker 2: point I made. It's just there is no excuse for
Speaker 2: that rooftop being unsecured. It's insane that someone could get
Speaker 2: up there. I can't believe it. Still.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is Missus McLean, John McLean's Wife's Okay. She
Speaker 1: sits next to Lauren Bobert, who I would assume she
Speaker 1: has a strong odor coming from her posty. I wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's dirty. I just think she's one
Speaker 1: of those highly sexual people where her pheromones you could
Speaker 1: almost smell it from a seed over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I've sat by people like that before.
Speaker 1: I bet you've dated people like that in high school before.
Speaker 1: Missus Diehard here had some comments for the secret service person,
Speaker 1: uh whatever she is, and let me hit play because
Speaker 1: I actually forget what they are.
Speaker 6: So you've been in the in communication with the FBI,
Speaker 6: you know the answers, and you refuse to tell us
Speaker 6: the answers. So I will ask you again, you know
Speaker 6: how many shellcasings were on that roof?
Speaker 8: What is the answer to that?
Speaker 2: Think?
Speaker 1: I just like how nasty she gets with her and
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't like it. I wouldn't like
Speaker 1: it if I was receiving it, But I don't mind
Speaker 1: a little sternness in like, I don't know, I don't
Speaker 1: know how to feel on it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, it's just it's it's clearly a show.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's yeah, that's the problem is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: if you were in the moment, you know, like if
Speaker 2: you got your coffee spilled on you by somebody who
Speaker 2: didn't give a shit. You you might be acting like
Speaker 2: this and it would be just coming spontaneously, a little
Speaker 2: bit out of your control, almost you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: But this is pure theater. Everybody acting this way can't
Speaker 2: be just raw emotion, you know, because not everybody reacts
Speaker 2: the same emotionally to every situation. So the fact that
Speaker 2: everybody is so fucking mad and yelling is actually kind
Speaker 2: of telling. It's it's it's theater, you know, it's an act.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, And I know you know this, But
Speaker 1: to anyone of all things that these are always about
Speaker 1: getting sound bites, it's always there's always an element of theater.
Speaker 1: Like even at the beginning, there's a Republican that makes
Speaker 1: a statement and a Democrat that makes a statement. The
Speaker 1: Republican makes his statement just about we want to secure
Speaker 1: this blah blah blah blah, and the Democrat goes, you know,
Speaker 1: we want to secure this also guns are really dangerous,
Speaker 1: and he goes into this political thing and look, you're
Speaker 1: allowed to do that. That's fine, but that's what it is.
Speaker 1: It's there for you to get a clip of you
Speaker 1: going like we need to get AR fifteen's off the street.
Speaker 1: Or you're not banning my guns or something like that,
Speaker 1: so they can just put it in a campaign ad somewhere.
Speaker 2: Got to find out why all these kids got all
Speaker 2: these mental health problems and cut their dicks off and
Speaker 2: shoot them.
Speaker 6: President on that roof, what is the answer to that question?
Speaker 6: I think it's what is the answer to that question?
Speaker 1: I think it's pertinent to talk to you about the
Speaker 1: information that the Secret Service has and that the Secret
Speaker 1: Service knows related.
Speaker 8: I'm asking you an answer the question.
Speaker 6: If you're supposed to be in charge, if the buck
Speaker 6: stops with you, how.
Speaker 8: Come you can't share the answers? What are you covering up?
Speaker 1: And what are you o?
Speaker 2: My god? Okay, I do have a problem with this.
Speaker 1: It's it's not a conspiracy theory thing. It's it's I
Speaker 1: think it's a breakdown. And here's the problem. Sure, go ahead.
Speaker 2: The only problem is there might be an e easy,
Speaker 2: obvious answer to this question, right, But the only problem
Speaker 2: is you don't release information for an ongoing investigation. You know.
Speaker 2: It's like sure, it's just like it's so obvious when
Speaker 2: they give answers like that, like, look, there is an answer,
Speaker 2: but we we are legally not closing that right now.
Speaker 2: And it's like, that's why I get so frustrated with
Speaker 2: the theater. I wish they would just say what they mean,
Speaker 2: you know. I wish I didn't have to read between
Speaker 2: the lines so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's what it is. It's I question the
Speaker 1: secret if she I don't know if she's a Republican,
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but if she is, it's the
Speaker 1: clip of her going. I questioned the Secret Service woman
Speaker 1: when she allowed President Trump to be shot, and then
Speaker 1: you cut to the clip of her going, how manybody?
Speaker 1: You know? That's all? You're right, you're right. But this,
Speaker 1: I think what we both want is like the behind
Speaker 1: the doors closed session thing.
Speaker 2: We just got to wait for that, you know.
Speaker 1: That's the thing is, well, we don't get to see
Speaker 1: that it's behind closed doors. The more reasonable I'm talking
Speaker 1: about just in general, I think you and I want
Speaker 1: that for the public show. But the public show is
Speaker 1: the public show because that's what it's meant to be,
Speaker 1: you know, and I agree with you. Get to it,
Speaker 1: like tell me, you know, tell me the fucking answers,
Speaker 1: and also ask questions that are reasonable. Don't be a
Speaker 1: cunt when you ask questions That's what i'd say to her.
Speaker 1: Listen here, missus Diehard, don't be a cunt when you
Speaker 1: ask questions.
Speaker 2: I would come on her face, though, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's an older one and Lauren Bobert's extus. Bobert would
Speaker 1: probably lick her cheek, like do one of those sexy things,
Speaker 1: like you dump a load on her face and then
Speaker 1: Bolbert comes in like licks at all.
Speaker 2: Like she did in that movie theater slut nice.
Speaker 1: I'm not covering anything.
Speaker 8: Else, then, why can't you answer a simple question?
Speaker 1: I would leave it to the criminal investigation to answer
Speaker 1: questions related to that.
Speaker 6: See when you talk to the FBI and you ask
Speaker 6: them how many explosives?
Speaker 8: Well, let me ask you.
Speaker 6: Did you ask them how many explosives were on the roof?
Speaker 6: Did they answer that question or in the car?
Speaker 8: Excuse me? Did they answer that question for you?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yes, so you know the answer to that question that
Speaker 6: my colleagues.
Speaker 8: But again you refuse.
Speaker 2: She history, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, I
Speaker 2: come on her face.
Speaker 8: If you can't. And it's not a can't, it's a won't.
Speaker 6: It's not a can't, it's not a I don't know,
Speaker 6: it's a I choose not to answer the question. Well,
Speaker 6: let me tell you, miss Cheedle, if you're gonna lead,
Speaker 6: you need to lead.
Speaker 1: If you want to be.
Speaker 6: In charge, then answer the question or step aside and
Speaker 6: have someone with the courage and the guts to answer
Speaker 6: to the American people the questions that they deserve.
Speaker 1: Why can't she just now? Why can't she just answer it?
Speaker 1: And then they'll be like, you fucked up your criminal investigation,
Speaker 1: be like it's Congress's fault.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean then Congress would blame her and be
Speaker 2: like we we didn't know. She's supposed to know because
Speaker 2: she's the secret guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're pussies, dude.
Speaker 2: Congress is such pussies. You know how many members of
Speaker 2: Congress we would have if they use that broken algorithm
Speaker 2: from the Founding Fathers?
Speaker 1: How many?
Speaker 2: Like ten thousand? That sounds better to me.
Speaker 1: What is it is? Based on? Like population or something?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's based on Well, they had this idea, the
Speaker 2: Founding father There's that there should be somewhere between thirty
Speaker 2: thousand and fifty thousand people represented by each representative. They
Speaker 2: couldn't quite agree on a number, and they had different
Speaker 2: formulas to calculate it, and there was problems with the math,
Speaker 2: which I guess they just didn't realize at the time,
Speaker 2: So it doesn't work out right the way the founding
Speaker 2: fathers wanted it. But the idea was that the more
Speaker 2: people you have, the more people represent them. And then
Speaker 2: in like the thirties or the fifties or something, they
Speaker 2: put that arbitrary cap on, like what is it four
Speaker 2: fifty one or fifty.
Speaker 1: Oh remember something like that? Two seventy wins it right? No, no,
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of electoral votes.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 1: Did we really expect those guys to be able to
Speaker 1: do math when they had fucking wooden slave teeth?
Speaker 2: Like, wait, why don't we just fix their algorithm and
Speaker 2: then do it the right way?
Speaker 1: Yes, but keep the gun cap and the.
Speaker 2: Gun beach, the fish thing and the pussy thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, grab him pussies. You're allowed to grab pussies.
Speaker 1: That's the rule of your president. Actually kind of is
Speaker 1: now the rule. It's pretty cool. All right, We're gonna
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Speaker 1: and losers this week, Kamla Harris is a big winner.
Speaker 1: She's running for president.
Speaker 2: M I guess she ran for president before. She didn't win.
Speaker 1: Uh, she got knocked out pretty quick too last time.
Speaker 1: I still think that was the craziest thing to do,
Speaker 1: if you really think about it. When he goes I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pick a black woman, don't worry about it, and
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, why not just pick her and go
Speaker 1: she was the most qualified person. Instead it looks like,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: You know why, why because he's a senile old fool.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough, a loser.
Speaker 2: Roger Waters losers, Roger Waters.
Speaker 1: Roger Waters. But us air Trump's a loser this week too?
Speaker 2: Why because he got shut off?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, because Biden was a cakewalk And now
Speaker 1: whoever they bring in might not be as easy.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I feel like I mean, maybe
Speaker 2: you're right, but I just feel like it's so late
Speaker 2: in the game. And also, I'm not good at judging
Speaker 2: public opinions, but I felt like the attempted assassination would
Speaker 2: get him a boost. I don't know how accurate that
Speaker 2: is or will be, but I feel like Trump is
Speaker 2: still kind of a shoe in no matter who the
Speaker 2: fucking Democrats pick. And I don't even like the guy,
Speaker 2: you know, I feel like he's gonna win.
Speaker 1: I heard something really interesting the other day, an optimistic
Speaker 1: take on a second Trump presidency, and I want to
Speaker 1: get your take on it. This guy wants to be
Speaker 1: loved more than anything, Right, he's a classic narcissist. Well,
Speaker 1: there's no such thing, Okay, come on, come on, don't
Speaker 1: give me I'm a retard.
Speaker 2: If you think he's a narcissistic person, that doesn't mean
Speaker 2: he craves love, but he will think that he's good.
Speaker 2: They want everybody Its okay, It's not that he wants
Speaker 2: your affection. It's it's he wants you to to think
Speaker 2: highly of him, whether he's smart or strong or powerful
Speaker 2: or whatever.
Speaker 1: So some people pessimists look at it and go like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's his last time in office, he'll probably go real
Speaker 1: hard and get everything done and blah blah blah, this
Speaker 1: and that. I don't know. I heard this other take
Speaker 1: where this guy wants to be liked and appreciated and
Speaker 1: loved and whatever else he would say, and neither the
Speaker 1: history book right. Legacy is important to him. Legacy is
Speaker 1: very important to him. He's slapped his name on every
Speaker 1: building everywhere. So if he can somewhat actually fix some
Speaker 1: of the country, the issues that are still present, if
Speaker 1: he can wrap up those two wars, and if he
Speaker 1: can stay a little bit more middle of the road,
Speaker 1: maybe he pulls a George W. Bush who killed a
Speaker 1: million rown people, and now we look at him and
Speaker 1: go he packs dogs.
Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, and he made that funny joke on the
Speaker 2: golf course.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I mean. So maybe if you
Speaker 1: want to be an optimist about it, he could be
Speaker 1: a good thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't really think it'll be good or bad
Speaker 2: either way. I think, like you said, we're just so
Speaker 2: far beyond the crazy that we thought we would have
Speaker 2: that I'm just like, what could possibly come next? And
Speaker 2: once once I go sufficiently long without being surprised. I'll
Speaker 2: let my guard down and I'm sure the world will end.
Speaker 1: For your worst friend. I'm Matt, I'm Donald Trumps for
Speaker 1: less than we see in the next three you know,
Speaker 1: all of us all heard. Oh, I'm really gonna miss
Speaker 1: you guys, and the show's over. H