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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm associate Bath. You are rested my ship, any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 1>You're worst friend. Do you want to know why you're

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<v Speaker 1>all fucked up? Just look at the fucking problems you

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<v Speaker 1>hang around with. You're listening to your worst friend with

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<v Speaker 1>Shane and Matt. I'm Matt. I almost said I'm Shane,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Shane, and this is the podcast. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>do it? You take the intro away?

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<v Speaker 2>What's up? This is Matt and Shane. We're the second

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<v Speaker 2>Matt and Shane incarnation. There was this one that came

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<v Speaker 2>before us, Shane Gillis and Matt unknown cusk. Yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>they came and went. We had our reign. But actually

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<v Speaker 2>I think we are about to be usurped. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know if you noticed this. There's a show on Netflix

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<v Speaker 2>right now called Exploding Kittens, created by a Matt and

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<v Speaker 2>Shane team. We got to watch our backs, We got

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<v Speaker 2>to get a following before they take it anyway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you can check us out on Patreon and Instagram and

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<v Speaker 2>we got new shows every week. Patreons a dollar. It's

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<v Speaker 2>extra show. We fucking say, really raunchy stuff. Everything else

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<v Speaker 2>is free. You can get all our episodes. And we

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<v Speaker 2>stuck each other off. Okay, so let's go a little

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<v Speaker 2>off script.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, you tell me what.

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<v Speaker 2>You did at this fucking funeral you were at. Matt

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<v Speaker 2>sent me a picture over the weekend and he was

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<v Speaker 2>literally at awake or the equivalent like it. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>it was a memorial service. It fell.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what it was. It was a ritual,

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<v Speaker 1>is what the reference would have been if I could

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<v Speaker 1>have taken a more detailed picture. It was a Masonic

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<v Speaker 1>temple we went to.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was carried on haunted, hollowed ground.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the Mason specifically went, well, this ground's haunted,

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<v Speaker 1>let's build on it. All ground is probably haunted if

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<v Speaker 1>you go that far.

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<v Speaker 2>Enough for it have to be. I mean, something has

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<v Speaker 2>to have died everywhere, and it's ability to assume just

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<v Speaker 2>humans have ghosts.

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<v Speaker 1>Where I am right now, there was this geographical location

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<v Speaker 1>there was a Native American rape at one point possibly.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, on the East coast in Jersey Tri state area. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of rapes.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, okay, but the spot I'm standing on right now,

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<v Speaker 1>a person was penetrated against their will. Yeah, likely at

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<v Speaker 1>some point in history. Maybe not Native American. That's putting

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<v Speaker 1>a lot on them.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean as a culturelie squirming around the floor in

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<v Speaker 2>concentric rings, like because the victim is like, no, my butt,

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<v Speaker 2>like trying to pull away, and the guys like ramming

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<v Speaker 2>it in and they're on their side. You know, when

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<v Speaker 2>you do it on the side because you're lazy, it's not,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's maybe for guys that dicks like you. Sure, some

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<v Speaker 1>of us bloody, we can some no bloody, bloody, No

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<v Speaker 1>dicks like you. It dick's bloody, Okay. The side position

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<v Speaker 1>is for an above average gentleman size wise, length wise.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll not say it works this doggy style.

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<v Speaker 1>It works if you're average like some of us, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's better if you're above average. And if you have

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<v Speaker 1>like a seventeen inch dick, it's really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, yeah, then you do it from the next room.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Uh so, uh oh, Masonic temple. That's right. I

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<v Speaker 1>forgot we were there, uh we I just probably in

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<v Speaker 1>March of this year. I may have been up very late,

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<v Speaker 1>perhaps having a drink or two, perhaps something else, who knows,

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<v Speaker 1>And fucking Instagram ads got me. I was flipping through

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<v Speaker 1>and I see Candlelight Concert and I'm like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking for tits and on stuff. It wasn't it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was not who's doing the Candlelight concert? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>Mariah Carey?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't Mariah Carey. So it was a string quartet

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<v Speaker 1>from New York.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, playing the classics like some Stravinsky or some Handel.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's funny, you're trying to make a joke here.

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<v Speaker 1>But they did have Vovaldi that I could have chosen

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<v Speaker 1>to go see playing the classics from Vivaldi, like that

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<v Speaker 1>song over there, and another tune by Vivaldi or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>they're fucking called. Yeah, I think he did the Thong

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<v Speaker 1>song at one point a cover at least.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he did the well the song that was sampled

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<v Speaker 2>for the Thong song at least yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So there were three choices for this fucking thing. I

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<v Speaker 1>could have gone Vivaldi snores Fest, like, you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna go listen to that. I could have done

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift, who there's singles I'm not a big enough

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<v Speaker 1>fan to go do that. I'm just not The singles

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<v Speaker 1>are good, don't get me wrong. I'm not some fucking swifty,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm also not against her.

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<v Speaker 2>If they're not, fine, play the vocal tracks over top, like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's the fucking point? You know?

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<v Speaker 1>So I have a question about that. And I'll try

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<v Speaker 1>and not make this too music heavy because I wont

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<v Speaker 1>understand it, and uh, I assume most of our audience

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<v Speaker 1>listens to country. But the third choice was Coldplay, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, Coldplay's okay. Like the singles,

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<v Speaker 1>I like how the idea of Coldplay translates to a

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<v Speaker 1>string quartet.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess so more and more so than Taylor Swift,

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<v Speaker 2>but not as much as Vivaldi. I think you missed that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's possible, though I don't even know what the

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<v Speaker 1>fuck Vivaldi played.

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<v Speaker 2>Old shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, old shit? What insurance?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe you suppose. I think Vivaldi did the right

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<v Speaker 2>of spring. Check on that or no, the right of spring?

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<v Speaker 2>I think with Stravinsky.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm not your slave, sorry, Jamie, pull that up?

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<v Speaker 1>Am I sharing my screen?

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<v Speaker 2>Four seasons? That's right? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Forty two minutes? Yeah, yeah, sweet but how about you

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<v Speaker 1>fucking eat my sweet balls. I'm not interested in that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's too long for a song, sorry, bangers should be

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<v Speaker 1>like two and a half minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree. I don't like overly long songs, but

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<v Speaker 2>I hate a song that ends too early, Like if

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't have that last repetition of the chorus, I

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<v Speaker 2>fucking get so mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you know what, a lot of rap shit

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't have a good third verse before and no longer

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<v Speaker 1>second verses are really that good. I've been listening to

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fifty cent lately because of the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>that Trump video of him playing with many men in

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<v Speaker 1>the background. I was like, go back and listen to

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<v Speaker 1>a little fifty cent first versus killer second verses like oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're almost like illiterate, and the songs where it goes

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<v Speaker 1>to a third verse, it's like, this is an English

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<v Speaker 1>this is dumb. This is like dumb people talk.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh you check out the third verse from my homemade

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<v Speaker 2>brother Lynch hung on all of his songs. Yeah, he's

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<v Speaker 2>got a lot of verses and they get progressively more

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<v Speaker 2>and more depraved. So like on verse one, he'll be

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<v Speaker 2>like raping and killing your bitch, and on a verse two,

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<v Speaker 2>he's gonna rape and kill your kids, and then on

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<v Speaker 2>verse three he's gonna eat them and feed their dicks

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<v Speaker 2>to his kids. Uh. This is a real song, by

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<v Speaker 2>the way, called baby Killer.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Is this a rap song?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, by my my my homie brother Lynch hung.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop calling them my homie brother Lynch hunk.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I can't say the other word. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>refer to him. Ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I understand, I understand, my boy. You gotta you

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<v Speaker 1>gotta ask some questions. I gotta call for real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, So what songs did the string Quartet play?

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<v Speaker 2>How did you even tell the songs apart? Honestly? Day

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<v Speaker 2>have you ever watched that show on Netflix? I forget

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<v Speaker 2>what the fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called The Florid's Lava.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a real show? Yeah? You know that show.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't seen that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a it's like an adult obstacle course, like

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<v Speaker 1>like a double dare or whatever. You really have never seen.

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<v Speaker 1>There's like five seasons of it on there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's perfect, Like, holy shit, it's the middle of the

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<v Speaker 1>day and I've been drinking. Oh, let's put this on

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<v Speaker 1>that type of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's probably why I avoided it. Then I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to have any relapse. What was I gonna say though,

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<v Speaker 2>Uh something about oh, what's that show on Netflix where

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<v Speaker 2>it's like Victorian England and they have black people? And yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>my wife watches that. She fucking loves that show.

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<v Speaker 1>Does she watch The Crown?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so that sounds okay boring?

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<v Speaker 1>No, Bridgerton has no offense to your wife, for like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh like people with no class. Yeah, and The Crown

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<v Speaker 1>is the story of Queen Elizabeth and like you know

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<v Speaker 1>who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I get you, I got you, I know what.

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<v Speaker 2>You're all right anyway, So.

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<v Speaker 1>What about Bridgerton.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're always playing songs with like an old string

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<v Speaker 2>quartet vibe, like so they'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Say like modern songs.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And that's the thing, Like I never watched the show,

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<v Speaker 2>but I always hear it from the next room because

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<v Speaker 2>the music will come in and it's it's not like so,

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<v Speaker 2>for instance, we were watching a cartoon last night, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that Exploding Kitten show, and there was a string quartet

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<v Speaker 2>playing all Star by smash Mouth, and it was instantly recognizable, like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh the smash Mouth And then they played walking on

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<v Speaker 2>the Sun in the next scene, where like instantly it's

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<v Speaker 2>like you could pick it out. But on Bridgerton they

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<v Speaker 2>do something with the arrangements where they almost disguise what

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<v Speaker 2>it is so that it's like it's it's a It

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<v Speaker 2>works wonderfully. You can tell that this is a formula

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<v Speaker 2>that they figured out, they picked up on. But it

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<v Speaker 2>works really good to get you locked into a scene

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<v Speaker 2>because you hear the song and it's so fucking familiar,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's just not clicking. And then when the scene climaxes,

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<v Speaker 2>inevitably it will go to the most recognizable part of

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<v Speaker 2>the song and it will the volume will come up

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<v Speaker 2>in full force, and someone might even say a line

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<v Speaker 2>that is a line from a song to make it

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<v Speaker 2>stick even better, and you're like, oh bad Romance by

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<v Speaker 2>Lady Gaga. There it is, oh man. The only reason

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<v Speaker 2>to watch that show is to play guessing games about

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<v Speaker 2>what songs you're hearing. It's was it like that or

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<v Speaker 2>could you tell right away? Like, oh, I know this

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<v Speaker 2>song it's the vita of a Vich.

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<v Speaker 1>You could you could vitave Vich? What does that meant?

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<v Speaker 1>So by them is that latin I took four years

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<v Speaker 1>of Latin.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was Italian.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, let's see. Let's look of Italian to English.

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<v Speaker 1>Vita V v I.

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<v Speaker 2>Or v Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's the name to

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<v Speaker 2>Viv there we go? Yeah, that makes it. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>The name of that song was Vida I saw vic.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah, yeah, I get it now that that VI.

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<v Speaker 1>Where the fuck is vic? Heals me? Fucking money?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, mister linguist, what what's the name of the

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<v Speaker 2>Coldplay song with the v's and the va cheese?

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<v Speaker 1>Viva Levita?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go see Levita loca?

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<v Speaker 1>See, you could have done it? Funny? Ready, watch let

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<v Speaker 1>me do that. What's something of the song? New answer?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you be me? Watch what packet.

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<v Speaker 2>Living? Levita loca?

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<v Speaker 1>You paget?

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<v Speaker 2>That's how okay, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's how you could have got me. Yeah it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh no, so yes, all of the songs were recognizable.

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<v Speaker 3>It was.

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve maybe ten. I'll bring up the set list for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're desperate to know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I know it's like it's such a weird fans out.

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<v Speaker 1>There obviously desperate to know what was on the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>Coldplay candle light.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing. Yeah, it's like such a weird thing

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<v Speaker 2>to buy tickets to unless you threw in that thing

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<v Speaker 2>that you're drunk, because that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, eleven. You know what was even more ridiculous,

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<v Speaker 1>huh the fact that I paid twice as much for

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<v Speaker 1>these tickets as I did Rob Zombie and Manson as

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<v Speaker 1>I did Blink one eighty two and some opening band

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<v Speaker 1>and Ozzy Osbourne.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, it's combined.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not combined, no, no, no. All those tickets were

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<v Speaker 1>about like thirty bucks on bottom and these are sixty five. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I woke up the next day like you spent one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and thirty dollars on this bullshit?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a bad buye. You could have seen

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<v Speaker 2>Coldplay for the same price. I probably could have seen

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<v Speaker 2>it for half.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst part is I bought Zone A tickets and

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<v Speaker 1>they were enforced by some old man with a flashlight

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<v Speaker 1>who would just go in the front row, go sitting

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<v Speaker 1>in the front row. Then the only seat in the

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<v Speaker 1>front row left, there were two of them left, and

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<v Speaker 1>they were behind a fucking poll. So I go, We're

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna sit where I want to sit and if

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<v Speaker 1>that old man tries to tell me it is not

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<v Speaker 1>like I'm gonna say, what are we doing here? What

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<v Speaker 1>the fuck are we doing? I have fancy guy tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a local celebrity.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I bought these on my credit card.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put my name down on the fucking Our

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<v Speaker 1>high school's website is notable alumni on Wikipedia. You ever

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<v Speaker 1>see that?

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<v Speaker 2>No one, No, I didn't, but no one's gonna know

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<v Speaker 2>who you are. Okay, did your girlfriend have a good time? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she loved it, She really did so well. We

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<v Speaker 1>went New Hope earlier in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>We got some lunch, so you buttered it up.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't butter it. The whole thing was a nice thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole thing was a nice thing until you took

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<v Speaker 2>her to the string Ortet.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean lunch.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess we would. They served lunch at this You

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<v Speaker 2>didn't tell me that could have been.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, they not only did they not serve

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<v Speaker 1>lunch that he didn't have anything you could even purchase,

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<v Speaker 1>No fun junior mints, no fucking pop quarter, nothing, nothing, nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Holy shit. They went and really wanted you to focus.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a meditative thing. They was like, it

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<v Speaker 2>really wasn't a sonic ritual.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh.

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<v Speaker 2>They wanted you to like be in there, sweating, focused

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<v Speaker 2>on nothing but the Coldplay covers on cello and violin.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy. It was It was fun. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>it was a lot of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Did people clap after each song.

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<v Speaker 1>Not after each song, after every two, because what they

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<v Speaker 1>would do is say they were gonna play to play

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<v Speaker 1>one transition into the next. Then the next person would

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<v Speaker 1>take the mic and they would talk about themselves and

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<v Speaker 1>I would I kept hitting Gen like in the side,

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<v Speaker 1>and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Kept going, no, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>My name's John, I'm the lead violinist. I am a

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<v Speaker 1>meth user and addiction is something that will be with

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<v Speaker 1>me for my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I kept hitting Jen in the shoulder and I

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<v Speaker 1>kept leaning over and going, oh, yeah, that's great, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>play the next fucking song, huh. And she kept just

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<v Speaker 1>looking at me like you're being rude.

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<v Speaker 2>Give a shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. I don't care. I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>be funny. Yeah, I know, and see cold Play, candlelight vigils.

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<v Speaker 2>You just have everything at the expense of funny. I

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<v Speaker 2>get you.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a it was a it was a visual

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<v Speaker 1>for Donald Trump is what this was. And they played

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<v Speaker 1>all cold Play music. It was very nice for the

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<v Speaker 1>top portion of his ear. No, it's nothing. Who gives

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<v Speaker 1>a shit, I don't care. It was you know, it

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<v Speaker 1>was fine. It was fucking too expensive, sixteen minutes long,

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<v Speaker 1>no break in the middle or nothing. That's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>I can do an hour, yeah, but then fuck, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean yeah, let's go off more off script. You did

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<v Speaker 2>an hour. I did fucking eight yesterday. Motherfucker. Look at

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<v Speaker 2>my hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that looks interesting.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a lot of stencils still, Like all that blue

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<v Speaker 2>and purple is not tattoo ink. That's just the stencil

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<v Speaker 2>that hasn't been washed off. And then my whole arm

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<v Speaker 2>is covered up, so you'll have to wait to see anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you kind of see some hexagons in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I could see. So what it looks like on

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<v Speaker 1>Shane's hand is Shane actually signed up for the military young,

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<v Speaker 1>but he's always wanted to steal valor. So what it

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<v Speaker 1>looks like on his hand is, uh, I assume is

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<v Speaker 1>that some sort of big, giant, fat samoan pattern or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is it's just two hexagons folded on top

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<v Speaker 2>of each other to make like a star pattern. But

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<v Speaker 2>when the shading is done and it adds depth, it's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna look like kind of like a portal, like you're

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<v Speaker 2>like sinking into it, and then the rest of the

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<v Speaker 2>sleeve will kind of sprout out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, could you imagine if you didn't have deonta how

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<v Speaker 1>much acid you could do?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Dude, yeah, I imagine? How imagine how many.

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<v Speaker 1>People are big? Your tattoos are big acid guy vibes?

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<v Speaker 2>That's so sure are Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine how many people I would know who could get

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<v Speaker 2>me acid if I didn't have a kid. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>my life would be perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the most hack girl tattoo right now? I

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<v Speaker 1>think I can answer it, But you tell me.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck a girl tattoo. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl tattoo only I've seen this one flood it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you. The most hacked guy tattoo right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Is anything Viking?

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<v Speaker 1>Really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Ten years ago, fifteen years ago was definitely Pirates.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember when I was in the Marine Corps. There

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<v Speaker 2>was so much Pirate flash art. There were so many

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<v Speaker 2>marines getting pirate sleeves, Pirate matching tattoos with the girl friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Horror movie characters were also really big fifteen years ago, Frankenstein, Dracula.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but Michael Myers. Both of these are really popular

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen years ago. But yeah, now I'm seeing a lot

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<v Speaker 2>more Japanese, which maybe I had a hand in starting

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<v Speaker 2>because my shit on my other arm is Japanese, but

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<v Speaker 2>I had it first. And I'm seeing a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>Viking so like the those like Viking patterns where it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of geometric but it almost looks like armor

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<v Speaker 2>or something like that, or the vegg severe design, like.

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<v Speaker 1>A chainmail ish looking design.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit like that. Yeah, the stuff with like where it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it'll be a Viking warrior holding an axe. Shit

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<v Speaker 2>like that is getting really popular. But yeah, that says

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<v Speaker 2>the thing like tattoo shit is. It comes in waves,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. But I fully acknowledged that there is a

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<v Speaker 2>chick tattoo that is in vogue at the moment. I

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<v Speaker 2>just don't know what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I could the one I would guess, and I might

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<v Speaker 1>be five years later on this, so I don't fucking know.

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<v Speaker 1>The chemical compound axytocin is the big one I've seen.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen just chemical symbols in general. I saw someone

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<v Speaker 2>where they had the thing for caffeine.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, chicks, I think the one they're getting are oxytocin,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's like the love thing. It like makes you

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<v Speaker 1>feel like you're in love with someone. Yeah, fucking cunt anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, I was thinking of the person who told

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<v Speaker 1>me about that back in high school. Uh fucking cunt.

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<v Speaker 1>Who was anyway? My grandmother? Oh okay, yeah, uh.

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<v Speaker 2>One, I never met your boys out Huh who's my

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<v Speaker 2>boy Biden? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when you were standing on the corner of the

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<v Speaker 1>big signs screaming at people. Fair, I fuck it, said

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<v Speaker 1>myself on fire.

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<v Speaker 2>I do remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, You'll always Shane always for those people who

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, always a huge Biden supporter. If you not

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<v Speaker 1>go back to our Patreon and listen patroon dot com

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<v Speaker 1>slash worst Friend cast gotta plug at the correct little

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<v Speaker 1>way Shane did his thing before. I liked it. It was good.

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<v Speaker 1>It was good. Now you've always been neutral on Biden

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<v Speaker 1>in general, right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean I think that over the last couple of years,

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<v Speaker 2>a couple months especially, I've gotten more not anti Biden,

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<v Speaker 2>but just more on the side of acknowledging, like, look,

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<v Speaker 2>he is fully unqualified in his current state. Sure, but

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<v Speaker 2>I still think I still think that unqualified Biden has

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<v Speaker 2>been managing for the last four years perfectly. Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>still think it would have been better. Besides the point,

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<v Speaker 2>I just saw a video of Roger Waters today, who's eighty,

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<v Speaker 2>So he's what a year younger than Biden or a year.

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<v Speaker 1>Older, Yeah, somewhere around there.

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<v Speaker 2>You're older. And he is sharp as a goddamn tack.

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<v Speaker 2>He is just I mean, you know, he might not

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<v Speaker 2>be right about what he's saying, but.

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<v Speaker 1>He is anti Semitism keeps you sharp. Yeah, yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 1>news he got to stay on top of the Jews.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he can. He can respond very quickly, he can

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<v Speaker 2>reason very quickly. He can think on his feet, on

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<v Speaker 2>his toes. It's obvious when you compare somebody like Roger Waters,

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<v Speaker 2>who I don't really like all that much as a person,

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<v Speaker 2>to Joe Biden, that Joe Biden's missing, He's got some

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<v Speaker 2>cognitive decline rights. It's very very obvious.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you recorded this video for me earlier. I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a big fat loser. Uh. And he is a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit unhappy about Biden dropping out, and he wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to comment on it.

427
00:22:53.000 --> 00:22:54.880
<v Speaker 2>For everything. Oh boy, I can't wait to hear what

428
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<v Speaker 2>he's got to say, what he has.

429
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<v Speaker 1>You know, we may have gendered him though.

430
00:23:01.640 --> 00:23:03.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's our you know. I've been watching.

431
00:23:04.799 --> 00:23:06.279
<v Speaker 1>It's all right, I don't care about that.

432
00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:09.720
<v Speaker 2>I've been watching Camp Paul Celebrity Drag Race, where though

433
00:23:10.039 --> 00:23:12.559
<v Speaker 2>they take a celebrity and put them in drag, it's

434
00:23:12.599 --> 00:23:15.079
<v Speaker 2>like a mini thing. They only did four episodes of it.

435
00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:18.119
<v Speaker 2>It's not good. It's not as good as the regular show,

436
00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:18.759
<v Speaker 2>that's for sure.

437
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<v Speaker 1>Wait, can I ask you something? I have all the

438
00:23:21.160 --> 00:23:24.759
<v Speaker 1>people they've put in drag been black men. No, okay,

439
00:23:24.759 --> 00:23:26.279
<v Speaker 1>because I was gonna say. You ever hear that old

440
00:23:26.319 --> 00:23:29.359
<v Speaker 1>thing about film, It's like before they make you a

441
00:23:29.400 --> 00:23:32.119
<v Speaker 1>successful black actor, they put you in drag.

442
00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:34.720
<v Speaker 2>No, I haven't heard that, but that's funny.

443
00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:40.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, putting in dresses yep, yep, Martin Lawrence, Big Mama's

444
00:23:40.079 --> 00:23:40.839
<v Speaker 1>House and all that.

445
00:23:41.200 --> 00:23:44.039
<v Speaker 2>Eddie Murphy, Yeah yeah, sorry, go ahead.

446
00:23:44.039 --> 00:23:46.480
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, you were watching Celebrity Drag.

447
00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:49.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, and it was just like they purposely picked

448
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<v Speaker 2>several different celebrities who are like queer or whatever the

449
00:23:53.319 --> 00:23:54.920
<v Speaker 2>different words are that because they have a lot of

450
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<v Speaker 2>different identities. Now, these guys, and so there was one

451
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<v Speaker 2>ye that I was just like, I was really trying

452
00:24:02.440 --> 00:24:04.799
<v Speaker 2>to be open minded and progressive about but it was

453
00:24:04.839 --> 00:24:08.799
<v Speaker 2>just really hard for me. They had two guys who

454
00:24:08.839 --> 00:24:13.559
<v Speaker 2>were very guy looking, right, and then they had one

455
00:24:13.599 --> 00:24:17.880
<v Speaker 2>guy with a pussy, And it was very difficult for

456
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<v Speaker 2>me to accept every single time they said he or

457
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<v Speaker 2>his because I knew that he had a pussy and

458
00:24:28.119 --> 00:24:31.599
<v Speaker 2>not a dick, and I like, I know that that's

459
00:24:31.640 --> 00:24:36.519
<v Speaker 2>wrong with me expect women to have pussies and not dicks.

460
00:24:36.960 --> 00:24:41.359
<v Speaker 2>But I'm being honest about it because that's how I

461
00:24:41.400 --> 00:24:43.880
<v Speaker 2>felt in the moment, and I was just like, it

462
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<v Speaker 2>just made it hard for me to follow the episode's plot.

463
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<v Speaker 2>That's all.

464
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<v Speaker 1>You can't be mad at you because it was just

465
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<v Speaker 1>in the moment. But here's the thing. You wouldn't be

466
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<v Speaker 1>disrespectful to that person. You would use their pronouns in

467
00:24:57.599 --> 00:24:58.559
<v Speaker 1>front of them and everything.

468
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<v Speaker 2>Now my best Yes, sure, I think that's kind of

469
00:25:01.480 --> 00:25:04.000
<v Speaker 2>the point I'm making is I would probably slip up

470
00:25:04.039 --> 00:25:06.119
<v Speaker 2>a few times in person, and you know what, definitely

471
00:25:06.160 --> 00:25:07.839
<v Speaker 2>had a pussy. He definitely had a pussy.

472
00:25:08.240 --> 00:25:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Sure, if you were making an effort, though, it doesn't

473
00:25:12.240 --> 00:25:15.680
<v Speaker 1>matter whether or not they have a pussy. You're making

474
00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:19.440
<v Speaker 1>the effort, okay, and in your head you can still

475
00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:21.839
<v Speaker 1>be like, and I think everyone should go by this.

476
00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:25.440
<v Speaker 1>You're allowed to still think that's weird. That's a man,

477
00:25:25.559 --> 00:25:30.279
<v Speaker 1>but it's got a pussy. But maybe don't, you know,

478
00:25:30.759 --> 00:25:34.000
<v Speaker 1>beat them for it or drag them behind your car

479
00:25:34.279 --> 00:25:37.960
<v Speaker 1>or shout things like you're an abomination. Don't do that

480
00:25:38.079 --> 00:25:40.200
<v Speaker 1>kind of stuff. That's when you get bad.

481
00:25:40.759 --> 00:25:43.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh how did I know that she had a pussy?

482
00:25:43.319 --> 00:25:46.279
<v Speaker 2>You're you're asking listener. Oh, because she had big fat

483
00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:47.160
<v Speaker 2>tits as well.

484
00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:49.400
<v Speaker 1>That doesn't mean anything.

485
00:25:49.640 --> 00:25:51.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, girl tits, not guy tits.

486
00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:55.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that thing from a Canada had those big

487
00:25:55.279 --> 00:25:58.079
<v Speaker 1>fat girl tits, remember the teacher.

488
00:25:58.480 --> 00:26:01.640
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but those were fucking silly tits. These were real,

489
00:26:01.799 --> 00:26:04.480
<v Speaker 2>like disgusting fat girl tits. Uh.

490
00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:10.559
<v Speaker 1>I understand, Well, this gentleman here also has disgusting fat

491
00:26:10.680 --> 00:26:15.960
<v Speaker 1>eye tis. So I'd like to play this for you.

492
00:26:16.440 --> 00:26:19.720
<v Speaker 1>This is the reaction to Joe Biden stepping out that

493
00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:36.799
<v Speaker 1>people across the country are feeling in the moment, this

494
00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:39.640
<v Speaker 1>is bad.

495
00:26:41.079 --> 00:26:42.240
<v Speaker 2>You make the car roll over.

496
00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:45.839
<v Speaker 1>I think the camera winsers, but I absolutely felt that

497
00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:47.720
<v Speaker 1>the first soulet.

498
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:49.920
<v Speaker 2>It looked like this guy was rocking his chair, so

499
00:26:50.200 --> 00:26:52.119
<v Speaker 2>she flipped his car into a gully.

500
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:54.799
<v Speaker 1>He was doing ninety down the freeway and then he

501
00:26:54.880 --> 00:26:58.200
<v Speaker 1>just went like this. He turned his wheel because Joe

502
00:26:58.200 --> 00:27:00.759
<v Speaker 1>Biden dropped out. Hold on, all right, see the no

503
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:03.240
<v Speaker 1>this dipshit dropped his camera and didn't want to do

504
00:27:03.359 --> 00:27:15.640
<v Speaker 1>take two like rock concert.

505
00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:18.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what Joe wants. Joe wants you to beat

506
00:27:18.200 --> 00:27:20.319
<v Speaker 2>yourself up. He hits yourself harder.

507
00:27:20.839 --> 00:27:23.079
<v Speaker 1>Joe would totally think this was normal.

508
00:27:23.240 --> 00:27:25.759
<v Speaker 2>Look like, this dude looks like Sammy Hagar right now.

509
00:27:26.039 --> 00:27:30.519
<v Speaker 1>Hey, but like Sammy Hagar at least has like defined features.

510
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:32.200
<v Speaker 1>This guy just came out of the basement for the

511
00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:34.079
<v Speaker 1>first time. This is a mole person.

512
00:27:34.519 --> 00:27:37.920
<v Speaker 2>This is Sammy Hagar coming out of his tequila cellar

513
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:38.759
<v Speaker 2>for the first time.

514
00:27:39.160 --> 00:27:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, actually, when I go back and forth, he does

515
00:27:40.920 --> 00:27:42.279
<v Speaker 1>look like he's rocking out right.

516
00:27:42.359 --> 00:27:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look at this. This is an unreleased video from

517
00:27:45.960 --> 00:28:00.799
<v Speaker 2>like nineteen ninety eight. In my car Okay, oh, that'll

518
00:28:00.799 --> 00:28:04.920
<v Speaker 2>get him back. Does this guy have an extra finger?

519
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:11.359
<v Speaker 1>No? No, just no, just four fat little nubby.

520
00:28:11.039 --> 00:28:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Ones, yeah, ugly ones.

521
00:28:13.319 --> 00:28:16.279
<v Speaker 1>Now here's my question. Does this man have a pussy

522
00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:17.559
<v Speaker 1>or no. I can't tell.

523
00:28:18.319 --> 00:28:18.400
<v Speaker 5>No.

524
00:28:18.559 --> 00:28:22.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say by the the facial structure. If he

525
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:25.160
<v Speaker 2>does have a pussy, it's artificial or self made.

526
00:28:25.680 --> 00:28:33.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, gen Z, we need to pad.

527
00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Together, waited to spell all day opinions everyone has about

528
00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:45.480
<v Speaker 2>you that'll make us think well of your generation.

529
00:28:46.240 --> 00:28:49.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I'm sorry. We thought you guys were pussy. I'm mistaken.

530
00:28:49.720 --> 00:28:55.640
<v Speaker 2>We thought you couldn't handle bad news. He's worst president.

531
00:29:03.799 --> 00:29:05.759
<v Speaker 2>Why aren't any tears coming out of your eyes?

532
00:29:06.640 --> 00:29:06.920
<v Speaker 4>Probably?

533
00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:16.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, sure that was abrupt.

534
00:29:17.559 --> 00:29:20.039
<v Speaker 1>Puppy dog City is his user name.

535
00:29:21.599 --> 00:29:23.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, puppy dog Shitty is more like it.

536
00:29:24.400 --> 00:29:28.599
<v Speaker 1>Pretty good, man, Let's see this. Let's say if I

537
00:29:28.680 --> 00:29:31.720
<v Speaker 1>make this, I get the back of the what atoor

538
00:29:32.119 --> 00:29:32.960
<v Speaker 1>fucker in the end?

539
00:29:38.839 --> 00:29:39.240
<v Speaker 6>Okay?

540
00:29:39.240 --> 00:29:41.799
<v Speaker 1>Cool? Anyway, that was what first popped up when I

541
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:45.640
<v Speaker 1>went to Wow, I don't care.

542
00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:46.599
<v Speaker 2>If he's getting anal.

543
00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:49.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so that guy's just a pussy. That's a real

544
00:29:49.839 --> 00:29:52.839
<v Speaker 1>shame that he's so mentally broken. But there's a lot

545
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:55.440
<v Speaker 1>of people like that nowadays, I think, and uh, it's

546
00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:57.119
<v Speaker 1>only gonna get worse for a little while.

547
00:29:58.319 --> 00:30:01.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it'll be like that forever. Man, if

548
00:30:01.119 --> 00:30:04.240
<v Speaker 2>you think about it, There used to be people who

549
00:30:04.279 --> 00:30:08.039
<v Speaker 2>would like stand out on street corners and they would uh,

550
00:30:08.519 --> 00:30:11.720
<v Speaker 2>they would yell like, oh, bring me your dad, and

551
00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:13.519
<v Speaker 2>then they would take the dead and they would bring

552
00:30:13.559 --> 00:30:14.680
<v Speaker 2>him home and fuck him.

553
00:30:15.279 --> 00:30:17.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't think that. I don't think your order of

554
00:30:17.480 --> 00:30:18.680
<v Speaker 1>operations is correct.

555
00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:20.319
<v Speaker 2>There I heard about it.

556
00:30:21.680 --> 00:30:24.480
<v Speaker 1>They would they would they would not do that. Wait

557
00:30:24.559 --> 00:30:25.000
<v Speaker 1>to do that.

558
00:30:25.440 --> 00:30:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute. This kid's upset that Biden dropped out.

559
00:30:28.960 --> 00:30:33.839
<v Speaker 2>Is he equally as upset about Kamala being the choice?

560
00:30:33.880 --> 00:30:35.000
<v Speaker 2>You'd think that it would be like.

561
00:30:35.480 --> 00:30:39.240
<v Speaker 1>Finally, finally he's a hard racist.

562
00:30:39.759 --> 00:30:40.079
<v Speaker 2>I got.

563
00:30:41.400 --> 00:30:46.200
<v Speaker 1>He's this dopey looking, fucking nineteen year old kid, and

564
00:30:46.240 --> 00:30:53.799
<v Speaker 1>he really goes back to Biden's early nineties super predator stuff, right, yeah, uh.

565
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:55.920
<v Speaker 2>He likes that stuff about buses. Kamala was saying in

566
00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:58.480
<v Speaker 2>the debate, what is this again about busses? You made

567
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:00.359
<v Speaker 2>her ride a separate one.

568
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:06.440
<v Speaker 1>So this old clip emerged of Kamala Harris. Of all

569
00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:10.119
<v Speaker 1>the commentators, judge Joe Brown remember him?

570
00:31:10.480 --> 00:31:13.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I do remember him. I used to watch this

571
00:31:13.119 --> 00:31:13.920
<v Speaker 2>show all the time.

572
00:31:14.680 --> 00:31:17.160
<v Speaker 1>Was Judy your favorite daytime?

573
00:31:17.200 --> 00:31:20.599
<v Speaker 2>Though? No, my favorite was actually Joe Brown? And I

574
00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:28.039
<v Speaker 2>did like, uh, what's his face? Matthis? No mills Lane

575
00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:28.559
<v Speaker 2>I liked.

576
00:31:28.880 --> 00:31:32.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, mills Lane was cool. Now wait,

577
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:37.039
<v Speaker 1>I got a ridiculous question. Mills Lane was a referee, right, Yes,

578
00:31:37.119 --> 00:31:39.279
<v Speaker 1>he was what he started as. He wasn't like a

579
00:31:39.359 --> 00:31:42.079
<v Speaker 1>law guy who then they painted as a ref like

580
00:31:42.119 --> 00:31:46.279
<v Speaker 1>he's the judge of something deathmatch. Yeah, that's what I thought.

581
00:31:46.279 --> 00:31:48.680
<v Speaker 2>He thought he was at the Holy Field Tyson Fight.

582
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:51.720
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep, yep, yep. I knew he was at Big

583
00:31:51.759 --> 00:31:53.759
<v Speaker 1>Ones I had. I had seen him in pictures.

584
00:31:54.640 --> 00:31:57.240
<v Speaker 2>He was a marine too, was he five?

585
00:31:57.720 --> 00:32:00.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? But so was David Goggins. No, he wasn't. Think

586
00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:03.319
<v Speaker 1>he was a seal. Is that that guy that runs

587
00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:07.400
<v Speaker 1>the Black Guy? Yeah? Yeah, I think he was a

588
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:08.720
<v Speaker 1>seal probably.

589
00:32:08.759 --> 00:32:09.880
<v Speaker 2>That's pretty tough stuff.

590
00:32:10.559 --> 00:32:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Sure, shitting on you posts in the Marines. I pulled

591
00:32:15.359 --> 00:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>into home Depot yesterday and there's the they have a

592
00:32:18.480 --> 00:32:21.559
<v Speaker 1>purple heart parking spot, and I go to Jen. I go,

593
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:23.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to park there. She goes, you can't do that.

594
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.240
<v Speaker 1>I said, my tax dollars have played paid for plenty

595
00:32:26.279 --> 00:32:29.480
<v Speaker 1>of purple hearts, okay, And then I didn't park there.

596
00:32:29.960 --> 00:32:32.160
<v Speaker 2>They didn't park like eleven dollars the PX.

597
00:32:32.279 --> 00:32:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, can I get one?

598
00:32:34.799 --> 00:32:37.240
<v Speaker 2>If you go on base and buy one.

599
00:32:38.039 --> 00:32:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I'd like one of those police They don't require you

600
00:32:40.759 --> 00:32:44.319
<v Speaker 1>handing over like documentation or showing where the shredder will

601
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:45.279
<v Speaker 1>ripped through your face.

602
00:32:45.400 --> 00:32:49.119
<v Speaker 2>Or there's certain awards you can only get awarded to you,

603
00:32:50.440 --> 00:32:52.200
<v Speaker 2>so like a Medal of honor. You can't go and

604
00:32:52.200 --> 00:32:55.640
<v Speaker 2>buy a medal of honor, and probably not a Navy

605
00:32:55.720 --> 00:32:58.319
<v Speaker 2>Cross or something like that, but all the other awards

606
00:32:58.359 --> 00:33:04.119
<v Speaker 2>like Distinguished Service Medals and Navy Marine Corps Accommodation Medals

607
00:33:04.319 --> 00:33:08.079
<v Speaker 2>or commendation medals, you can just go buy all of

608
00:33:08.079 --> 00:33:12.039
<v Speaker 2>them at the PX. And it's a crime to wear

609
00:33:12.839 --> 00:33:16.519
<v Speaker 2>ribbons or metals you didn't earn. So if you buy

610
00:33:16.559 --> 00:33:18.920
<v Speaker 2>them and you didn't earn them, that's fine, you can

611
00:33:19.000 --> 00:33:21.440
<v Speaker 2>have them. But if you wear them and you get caught, yeah,

612
00:33:21.480 --> 00:33:22.839
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get in a lot of trouble.

613
00:33:23.440 --> 00:33:24.839
<v Speaker 1>Do you think guys ever buy it?

614
00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:25.000
<v Speaker 2>Like?

615
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.720
<v Speaker 1>I don't think you would get through your time there

616
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:31.960
<v Speaker 1>to go home and lie about your accomplishments, would you, like,

617
00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:33.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't, I.

618
00:33:33.039 --> 00:33:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Don't know people do some people? You think?

619
00:33:34.720 --> 00:33:34.799
<v Speaker 1>So?

620
00:33:35.039 --> 00:33:36.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

621
00:33:36.440 --> 00:33:36.759
<v Speaker 7>Really?

622
00:33:36.920 --> 00:33:37.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

623
00:33:37.119 --> 00:33:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Do you ever see anyone loading up in a place

624
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:40.519
<v Speaker 1>like before they left.

625
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:42.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean I saw, I mean I bought a drill

626
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:45.400
<v Speaker 2>instructor ribbon and I used to keep it inside my

627
00:33:45.519 --> 00:33:48.400
<v Speaker 2>hat as it was kind of a joke but also

628
00:33:48.599 --> 00:33:50.400
<v Speaker 2>kind of like I did kind of want to be

629
00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:53.279
<v Speaker 2>a drill instructor, so like I would get in, we

630
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:57.680
<v Speaker 2>would have inspection and stuff, and my platoon sergeant he

631
00:33:57.799 --> 00:33:59.920
<v Speaker 2>was a former drill instructor, and he would always chuckle

632
00:34:00.279 --> 00:34:02.440
<v Speaker 2>when he would inspect my my hat. We call it

633
00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:05.200
<v Speaker 2>a cover. He'd always chuckle and be like, oh, what

634
00:34:05.240 --> 00:34:07.359
<v Speaker 2>do you have that for? You're gonna be a drug instructor?

635
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:09.559
<v Speaker 2>And I would be like, fuck yeah, gunnery sergeant, you know,

636
00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:12.719
<v Speaker 2>and he would joke it back and forth. But it

637
00:34:12.920 --> 00:34:15.079
<v Speaker 2>wasn't a problem that I had it. It would have

638
00:34:15.119 --> 00:34:16.639
<v Speaker 2>been a problem if I had put it on my

639
00:34:16.760 --> 00:34:20.719
<v Speaker 2>uniform and motherfuckers do that. I saw this guy, Kimberly,

640
00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:24.039
<v Speaker 2>I forget his first name, but yeah girl name, yeah girl,

641
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:29.079
<v Speaker 2>last name so extra girl, butthole. But he literally called

642
00:34:29.079 --> 00:34:31.599
<v Speaker 2>his mom before we deployed to Iraq, and he had

643
00:34:31.639 --> 00:34:34.360
<v Speaker 2>been in the Marines less time than me, so he

644
00:34:34.400 --> 00:34:36.880
<v Speaker 2>didn't deploy or anything. He called his mom before we

645
00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:40.400
<v Speaker 2>left and he was like, Mom, I know you think

646
00:34:40.440 --> 00:34:42.840
<v Speaker 2>this is my first time going over there, but I've

647
00:34:42.880 --> 00:34:45.639
<v Speaker 2>already been there once and I've killed people. And he

648
00:34:45.719 --> 00:34:47.840
<v Speaker 2>was just like making shit up, telling his mom like

649
00:34:47.960 --> 00:34:50.119
<v Speaker 2>all this, all this crazy shit when he was drunk.

650
00:34:50.159 --> 00:34:53.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, he was like a compulsive liar. And yeah,

651
00:34:53.599 --> 00:34:56.760
<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of people do that, all.

652
00:34:56.719 --> 00:35:01.159
<v Speaker 1>Right, Judge Joe Brown talking about Kamala Harris. Prior to

653
00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:06.000
<v Speaker 1>I think prior to twenty twenty for sure, and it

654
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:08.599
<v Speaker 1>was through Zoom, so it was probably during COVID or something,

655
00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:12.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Long before she met Doug m Hoff,

656
00:35:12.960 --> 00:35:16.159
<v Speaker 1>she dated some prominent men, including in two thousand and one,

657
00:35:16.440 --> 00:35:20.320
<v Speaker 1>former talk show host Montel Williams. Back then he was

658
00:35:20.320 --> 00:35:21.159
<v Speaker 1>the famous.

659
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:23.880
<v Speaker 2>One and had to introduce her to the paparazzi.

660
00:35:27.199 --> 00:35:30.880
<v Speaker 4>A corrupt witch. She's been corrupt the whole life, and

661
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:35.239
<v Speaker 4>she fucked her way to the top. They used to

662
00:35:35.360 --> 00:35:39.400
<v Speaker 4>detail this witch in the La Times with those sexual escapades.

663
00:35:39.840 --> 00:35:42.519
<v Speaker 4>Shes fucked him there, everybody tried to get up. She

664
00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:44.719
<v Speaker 4>used to be a fraid o, which she was at

665
00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:46.119
<v Speaker 4>Howard and.

666
00:35:46.239 --> 00:35:53.760
<v Speaker 1>She ain't blacks, right, Judge Judge Joe Brown, throwing this

667
00:35:53.840 --> 00:35:54.800
<v Speaker 1>commentary out there.

668
00:35:54.840 --> 00:35:57.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you're gonna trust anybody on if she's black,

669
00:35:57.199 --> 00:36:00.960
<v Speaker 2>I would trust the black judge. He's probably got the

670
00:36:01.000 --> 00:36:02.960
<v Speaker 2>best decision making skills in such a matter.

671
00:36:05.639 --> 00:36:06.679
<v Speaker 1>So how do you feel about it?

672
00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:06.880
<v Speaker 2>All?

673
00:36:07.760 --> 00:36:09.960
<v Speaker 1>I think you said it before what you said about behind,

674
00:36:10.079 --> 00:36:14.320
<v Speaker 1>but like, no, just the election coming up, it's weird.

675
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:19.039
<v Speaker 1>It's a weird, weird thing. Literally, in twenty sixteen we went,

676
00:36:19.199 --> 00:36:21.679
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it could get fucking weirder. Then

677
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:25.880
<v Speaker 1>a pandemic hit and got weirder. Then the president stepping

678
00:36:26.000 --> 00:36:29.960
<v Speaker 1>down from running but not stepping down from running the country,

679
00:36:30.320 --> 00:36:31.760
<v Speaker 1>which I think is a little bit odd.

680
00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:35.480
<v Speaker 2>That's happened once before, Right, I'm Jimmy Carter or no, no,

681
00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:39.000
<v Speaker 2>he rank in a rank Lyndon Johnson. Lyndon Johnson didn't

682
00:36:39.039 --> 00:36:39.480
<v Speaker 2>run again?

683
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:42.599
<v Speaker 1>Right in sixty Yes, yes, but it wasn't.

684
00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Hell's axleted four or five?

685
00:36:44.000 --> 00:36:46.800
<v Speaker 1>We ever went, Yeah.

686
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:49.760
<v Speaker 2>Sixty six, it would have been a sixty six election year, right.

687
00:36:49.639 --> 00:36:52.320
<v Speaker 1>No, wasn't it? No, nineteen six, isn't it sixty to

688
00:36:52.360 --> 00:36:54.079
<v Speaker 1>sixty four? Sixty four to sixty case?

689
00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:55.800
<v Speaker 2>It would have been sixty four, Okay.

690
00:36:56.159 --> 00:37:00.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sixty four. I don't know the history on that

691
00:37:00.400 --> 00:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>is that when Mondale took over something.

692
00:37:02.800 --> 00:37:06.159
<v Speaker 2>Or I'm really not sure. I just know that people

693
00:37:06.360 --> 00:37:12.119
<v Speaker 2>weren't happy with the Vietnam War, so he was talked

694
00:37:12.119 --> 00:37:13.679
<v Speaker 2>out of running again by his party.

695
00:37:13.719 --> 00:37:22.960
<v Speaker 1>I think, yeah, yeah, but that's not that's not illness, No, it's.

696
00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:25.840
<v Speaker 2>It's a little different. But still it's not like it's

697
00:37:26.000 --> 00:37:30.199
<v Speaker 2>never happened before. But yeah, it's not normal. It's not normal,

698
00:37:30.280 --> 00:37:33.960
<v Speaker 2>especially after all this other abnormal ass shit Like you said,

699
00:37:33.960 --> 00:37:36.519
<v Speaker 2>we had a let's just go back to two thousand

700
00:37:36.559 --> 00:37:38.320
<v Speaker 2>and one. We had a terrorist attack, then we had

701
00:37:38.320 --> 00:37:41.719
<v Speaker 2>a black guy run our country. Then we had a

702
00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:47.320
<v Speaker 2>megamaniacal TV star, then we had a pandemic, then somebody

703
00:37:47.360 --> 00:37:50.320
<v Speaker 2>tried to kill the TV star after he had a

704
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:54.800
<v Speaker 2>failed insurrection coup, and now the guy who was opposing

705
00:37:54.960 --> 00:37:59.559
<v Speaker 2>the failed TV star former president has dropped out, leaving

706
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:04.039
<v Speaker 2>the failed former TV star poised to regain absolute control

707
00:38:04.800 --> 00:38:07.039
<v Speaker 2>because there's no way we're gonna elect that black lady

708
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:08.280
<v Speaker 2>who fucked her way to the top.

709
00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:12.679
<v Speaker 1>So that's what they're talking about. They're wondering if they're

710
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.679
<v Speaker 1>going to do an open convention or whatever and possibly

711
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:18.159
<v Speaker 1>nominate someone else. I think the grossest part is people

712
00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:20.800
<v Speaker 1>are saying, like, yeah, but if we don't nominate Kamala,

713
00:38:20.840 --> 00:38:23.400
<v Speaker 1>we can't tap into that ninety three There's ninety three

714
00:38:23.440 --> 00:38:27.199
<v Speaker 1>million dollars that apparently only a campaign with Biden or

715
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:29.880
<v Speaker 1>Kamala can use. I'm sure they'll figure out some way

716
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:32.119
<v Speaker 1>of getting that released. But at the same time.

717
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:35.280
<v Speaker 2>I pick another old white guy for president and Kamala's VP.

718
00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:38.519
<v Speaker 1>You want to hear a crazy fucking number that I

719
00:38:38.679 --> 00:38:43.400
<v Speaker 1>just heard. I just heard. So we're talking about ninety

720
00:38:43.400 --> 00:38:47.800
<v Speaker 1>three million, and they may pick a lesser candidate in

721
00:38:47.920 --> 00:38:50.719
<v Speaker 1>Kamala Harris for someone like a Gavin Newsom who could

722
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>actually win. Say, I don't I don't know if he could.

723
00:38:53.400 --> 00:38:55.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying they're not even considering other people. They

724
00:38:55.599 --> 00:38:58.239
<v Speaker 1>want to use her just for ninety three million dollars.

725
00:38:58.559 --> 00:39:02.440
<v Speaker 1>I heard Ron DeSantis in Iowa for the Iowa Caucus

726
00:39:03.199 --> 00:39:07.960
<v Speaker 1>spent one hundred and sixty million dollars and he got

727
00:39:08.039 --> 00:39:09.880
<v Speaker 1>twenty four thousand votes.

728
00:39:10.559 --> 00:39:14.559
<v Speaker 2>That's it's like a waste. Yeah, it seems like yeah,

729
00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:16.679
<v Speaker 2>oh man, I think about all all that, all that

730
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:18.960
<v Speaker 2>all the time. Like I know, like a lot of

731
00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:24.599
<v Speaker 2>that money, the numbers is, it's not real In the

732
00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:28.480
<v Speaker 2>sense that I mean, it is real money, somebody's doing work,

733
00:39:28.480 --> 00:39:31.000
<v Speaker 2>somebody's getting paid, but so much of that money is

734
00:39:31.119 --> 00:39:35.440
<v Speaker 2>just like it's just people's piss and shit. You know,

735
00:39:35.519 --> 00:39:38.079
<v Speaker 2>it's like, oh, here you go, I'm here, here, here,

736
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:43.480
<v Speaker 2>have my leftover snot watts. You know. It's just it's

737
00:39:43.559 --> 00:39:49.119
<v Speaker 2>wild that, I mean Biden and Trump, especially Biden and

738
00:39:49.199 --> 00:39:52.280
<v Speaker 2>Kamala Harris got ninety three million. It's amazing that there's

739
00:39:52.360 --> 00:39:56.480
<v Speaker 2>so many people who have so much money to just

740
00:39:56.599 --> 00:39:59.400
<v Speaker 2>throw at something that is destined to fail, you know,

741
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Like for from the outside, it's just like, what could

742
00:40:02.840 --> 00:40:04.920
<v Speaker 2>we do with that money if it wasn't just getting

743
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:06.280
<v Speaker 2>pissed and shipped away?

744
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:10.159
<v Speaker 1>But that is that is going into the economy.

745
00:40:10.199 --> 00:40:10.400
<v Speaker 2>Though.

746
00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:13.159
<v Speaker 1>You have to remember that it's not we're not burning

747
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:18.760
<v Speaker 1>the money. It's going into the TV stations.

748
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:22.400
<v Speaker 2>It's not going to put food on people's plates. Really,

749
00:40:22.480 --> 00:40:25.599
<v Speaker 2>it's going to pay people's bills. Sure, but it's not

750
00:40:26.840 --> 00:40:29.480
<v Speaker 2>growing corn, you know what I'm saying. There's there's like

751
00:40:29.519 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 2>a tangible thing that's missing from that money because of

752
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:36.719
<v Speaker 2>the work that's being done. It's not to say the

753
00:40:36.760 --> 00:40:40.719
<v Speaker 2>work's not valid, right, It's just that there's no real

754
00:40:41.840 --> 00:40:46.480
<v Speaker 2>anything being put into the world other than the money.

755
00:40:46.760 --> 00:40:49.599
<v Speaker 2>Like that's all that's happening is money is changing.

756
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:53.559
<v Speaker 1>Circulating, money circulating, which which you do have to have

757
00:40:53.639 --> 00:40:56.280
<v Speaker 1>in that economy. But I understand what we're not. We're

758
00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:57.760
<v Speaker 1>not producing anything.

759
00:40:58.800 --> 00:41:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Not even change or or benefit. You know.

760
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Sure, sure, Let's go back to when Tucker Carlson interviewed

761
00:41:07.519 --> 00:41:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Trump where I thought his hair looked especially gray.

762
00:41:11.039 --> 00:41:12.360
<v Speaker 2>I think it looks white.

763
00:41:12.599 --> 00:41:15.920
<v Speaker 1>That's what I mean. Yeah, like sorry colorless. Andrew explained

764
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:19.320
<v Speaker 1>that I apologize. Blandro explained that to me one time.

765
00:41:20.039 --> 00:41:23.920
<v Speaker 1>I didn't realize this. Darker haired guys go gray, fucking

766
00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:28.760
<v Speaker 1>blonde guys go white. Yeah, oh that white is a

767
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:29.679
<v Speaker 1>bad look, man.

768
00:41:30.039 --> 00:41:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I like it. I don't.

769
00:41:31.800 --> 00:41:33.960
<v Speaker 1>I think it looks like you're a fucking space man.

770
00:41:34.519 --> 00:41:37.039
<v Speaker 2>See, I'm planning to go gray. And that's why I'm

771
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:40.679
<v Speaker 2>growing my hair now. It's because I've already got like

772
00:41:41.239 --> 00:41:45.480
<v Speaker 2>gray sideburned hair, like gray roots like in the front

773
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:49.760
<v Speaker 2>here where my hairline is, and I'm planning to beat

774
00:41:49.880 --> 00:41:52.880
<v Speaker 2>like salt and peppery gray while my hair is in

775
00:41:53.159 --> 00:41:55.320
<v Speaker 2>like a transitional phase and by the time it's like

776
00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:58.760
<v Speaker 2>fully long, I'm hoping to have like a nice white

777
00:41:59.440 --> 00:42:04.480
<v Speaker 2>gandal style Maine, you know. And I don't even like

778
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:05.800
<v Speaker 2>the Lord of the Rings. I don't even like that

779
00:42:05.840 --> 00:42:07.519
<v Speaker 2>nerd ship. I just know it's nerd ship.

780
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is nerd ship. You're right on

781
00:42:10.679 --> 00:42:13.400
<v Speaker 1>that though. That ships for fucking nerds.

782
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:15.360
<v Speaker 2>It is. Yeah, it's a cool look though, right.

783
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you look like a Jedi. That ship's cool.

784
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:19.400
<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

785
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:24.679
<v Speaker 1>That's you're gonna be a little Jedi and a little

786
00:42:24.679 --> 00:42:28.039
<v Speaker 1>fucking what do they call him in the first one,

787
00:42:28.840 --> 00:42:36.880
<v Speaker 1>You're a little You're a little patawan. No, I'm a wizard.

788
00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:41.280
<v Speaker 1>Shane's new children's book coming out, The Saddest Wizard.

789
00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:43.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm a wizard. No you're not.

790
00:42:44.119 --> 00:42:44.639
<v Speaker 4>No, you're not.

791
00:42:44.760 --> 00:42:47.719
<v Speaker 1>You're a boy. And then you find out he's been

792
00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:51.320
<v Speaker 1>saying wizard in the book. But it's really woman. Whole

793
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.559
<v Speaker 1>thing's about transitioning and the book is called Dude with

794
00:42:54.599 --> 00:42:55.119
<v Speaker 1>a pussy.

795
00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:58.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, that's like that movie I saw. I saw

796
00:42:58.719 --> 00:43:00.760
<v Speaker 2>the TV Glow the whole.

797
00:43:00.559 --> 00:43:03.079
<v Speaker 1>Man watch it? Yeah they watch it? Yeah? Is it good?

798
00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:07.320
<v Speaker 2>It's good? But okay, so it's one of those movies

799
00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:10.280
<v Speaker 2>where you're like, I think I get it, and then okay,

800
00:43:10.480 --> 00:43:14.920
<v Speaker 2>and then and then you read okay, so here's how

801
00:43:15.000 --> 00:43:17.760
<v Speaker 2>it happened. Visually. Yeah, it was stunning. At the end,

802
00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:21.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like, so what happened exactly? And then I

803
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:26.840
<v Speaker 2>looked up the plot and the plot synopsis matched what

804
00:43:26.960 --> 00:43:29.199
<v Speaker 2>I saw. It was like, huh, that doesn't really make sense.

805
00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:32.559
<v Speaker 2>But then you read in the description or the production

806
00:43:32.639 --> 00:43:35.320
<v Speaker 2>notes whatever that the whole movie is an allegory for

807
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:39.880
<v Speaker 2>being trans. And then instantly it all makes perfect sense,

808
00:43:40.480 --> 00:43:44.639
<v Speaker 2>and you're like, wow, that's actually a really good They

809
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:46.800
<v Speaker 2>did a great job if you think about it, If

810
00:43:46.800 --> 00:43:49.039
<v Speaker 2>you that actually makes a lot of sense. But then

811
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:53.039
<v Speaker 2>you're you're left with this feeling of like, but why

812
00:43:53.039 --> 00:43:54.960
<v Speaker 2>did it have to be another thing about being trance?

813
00:43:56.719 --> 00:43:58.079
<v Speaker 1>Do you think it would have just been cool if

814
00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:06.400
<v Speaker 1>it was just that just what it is, without like the.

815
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:07.679
<v Speaker 2>The context really didn't Okay, bring it all home. It

816
00:44:07.760 --> 00:44:12.559
<v Speaker 2>was like, wow, it makes total sense now, but like,

817
00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:15.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but you're kind of late to the party

818
00:44:15.440 --> 00:44:17.400
<v Speaker 2>to be doing a movie about being trans. They've been

819
00:44:17.480 --> 00:44:19.039
<v Speaker 2>doing five years, you.

820
00:44:19.000 --> 00:44:23.079
<v Speaker 1>Know, edgy, Yeah, the fucking drag queens have stopped showing

821
00:44:23.199 --> 00:44:25.679
<v Speaker 1>up to the library. They didn't even give a shit anymore.

822
00:44:26.079 --> 00:44:27.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they already got all your kids.

823
00:44:28.559 --> 00:44:29.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they got them all already.

824
00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh, they've got a surplus. They don't need it. Please

825
00:44:33.599 --> 00:44:35.760
<v Speaker 2>stop bringing these kids to the story hour. We got

826
00:44:35.760 --> 00:44:38.800
<v Speaker 2>to start raping these kids before we run out of time.

827
00:44:41.480 --> 00:44:44.199
<v Speaker 1>I've never felt more like mister beast. We should talk

828
00:44:44.199 --> 00:44:47.440
<v Speaker 1>about that at some point too, of his trans friend.

829
00:44:47.960 --> 00:44:50.800
<v Speaker 1>My trans friend is over here talking about raping kids again. Anyway.

830
00:44:50.960 --> 00:44:54.519
<v Speaker 1>Here was Trump talking about Kamala Harris when he did

831
00:44:54.519 --> 00:44:57.119
<v Speaker 1>an interview with Tucker like either late last year or

832
00:44:57.119 --> 00:45:00.000
<v Speaker 1>earlier this year or something like that. At the time,

833
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was a funny clip. It was not

834
00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:05.079
<v Speaker 1>when she was gonna be the president or running to

835
00:45:05.119 --> 00:45:08.079
<v Speaker 1>be the president. But I like it. I don't know,

836
00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:10.039
<v Speaker 1>it just made me laugh because it's it's a it's

837
00:45:10.039 --> 00:45:12.239
<v Speaker 1>a real moment from Trump, and I want to play

838
00:45:12.239 --> 00:45:17.039
<v Speaker 1>another real moment from Trump only because they're funny. You

839
00:45:17.079 --> 00:45:19.280
<v Speaker 1>guys should you guys should really vote for him though,

840
00:45:19.320 --> 00:45:21.760
<v Speaker 1>because he's so funny, Like, is that what I should

841
00:45:21.840 --> 00:45:25.000
<v Speaker 1>use this platform for begging and stuff like that?

842
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:28.000
<v Speaker 2>If you want to do you think I should?

843
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:31.480
<v Speaker 1>Though? Now okay, you say your part and then I

844
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:35.119
<v Speaker 1>just beg for playing money. Oh yeah, I don't need

845
00:45:35.159 --> 00:45:43.199
<v Speaker 1>your money. Let me play this clip, so back to buying.

846
00:45:43.199 --> 00:45:43.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm interested.

847
00:45:43.760 --> 00:45:46.039
<v Speaker 1>So you think he's failing, he obviously is. By the way.

848
00:45:46.079 --> 00:45:49.159
<v Speaker 1>By the way, this is the clip where you see

849
00:45:49.400 --> 00:45:54.199
<v Speaker 1>Tucker in his full countiness. And here's what I do

850
00:45:54.360 --> 00:45:57.719
<v Speaker 1>like about Tucker. It's the same thing I like watching this.

851
00:45:58.000 --> 00:46:01.519
<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't want to be in a conversation will Tucker feeling.

852
00:46:01.679 --> 00:46:04.679
<v Speaker 1>I would feel terrible. It's rude, it's nasty. I'd take

853
00:46:04.679 --> 00:46:06.559
<v Speaker 1>a swing at him if he talked to me this way.

854
00:46:06.960 --> 00:46:10.320
<v Speaker 1>But the way he like needles and commonly says you're

855
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:12.320
<v Speaker 1>kind of a dumb cunt, but like it's not your

856
00:46:12.440 --> 00:46:16.199
<v Speaker 1>fault really because you were raised that way. That's how

857
00:46:16.199 --> 00:46:17.719
<v Speaker 1>he kind of does that. And it's like, wow, you

858
00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:20.679
<v Speaker 1>just hit me twice and it hurt, but you said

859
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:23.000
<v Speaker 1>it in such a tone. So listen for some of

860
00:46:23.039 --> 00:46:27.639
<v Speaker 1>his full on cuntiness. I think it's clear to everybody.

861
00:46:28.159 --> 00:46:32.400
<v Speaker 1>But that would make Kamala Harris the candidate, well not really.

862
00:46:32.440 --> 00:46:34.639
<v Speaker 5>I mean I guess they'd have maybe a free for all.

863
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:37.320
<v Speaker 5>A lot of people say she has to remain for

864
00:46:37.400 --> 00:46:40.599
<v Speaker 5>certain reasons the candidate. She has to I don't think

865
00:46:40.639 --> 00:46:43.239
<v Speaker 5>that's true. Actually, I don't think that other people would

866
00:46:43.239 --> 00:46:47.199
<v Speaker 5>stand for She has some bad moments. Her moments are

867
00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:51.519
<v Speaker 5>almost as bad as are worse. Actually, yeah, she seems

868
00:46:51.519 --> 00:46:52.360
<v Speaker 5>pretty senile too.

869
00:46:54.320 --> 00:46:55.760
<v Speaker 1>That's what I mean, that cunting miss.

870
00:46:55.880 --> 00:47:01.280
<v Speaker 2>She seems like senile, senile, stupid. I think she's scenile.

871
00:47:01.800 --> 00:47:05.239
<v Speaker 1>Sure, she seems pretty senile too.

872
00:47:05.559 --> 00:47:07.239
<v Speaker 5>She speaks in rhyme.

873
00:47:08.880 --> 00:47:09.440
<v Speaker 1>It's weird.

874
00:47:09.960 --> 00:47:13.159
<v Speaker 5>It's weird, but she has mad moments and rhyme.

875
00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:14.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, the way she.

876
00:47:15.039 --> 00:47:17.199
<v Speaker 5>Talks, the bus will go here and then the bus

877
00:47:17.239 --> 00:47:19.039
<v Speaker 5>will go there, because that's what busses do.

878
00:47:19.679 --> 00:47:20.400
<v Speaker 2>That's what's weird.

879
00:47:20.599 --> 00:47:22.760
<v Speaker 5>The whole thing is weird. This is not a president

880
00:47:22.800 --> 00:47:26.800
<v Speaker 5>of the United States future and uh, I think they

881
00:47:26.840 --> 00:47:28.719
<v Speaker 5>probably have some kind of a primary And.

882
00:47:28.760 --> 00:47:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well that was his prediction. We'll see what happens.

883
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:33.519
<v Speaker 2>His prediction was, the bus goes here, the bus goes.

884
00:47:33.400 --> 00:47:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, you're mocking it. I believe that's a real

885
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:38.599
<v Speaker 1>thing from her.

886
00:47:38.920 --> 00:47:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know. I'm not saying it's not. But

887
00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:42.679
<v Speaker 2>what was his prediction.

888
00:47:43.719 --> 00:47:48.039
<v Speaker 1>Nothing, just that she talks in weird like, okay, rhyme stuff.

889
00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:50.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't think he even had a predict. His prediction

890
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:52.599
<v Speaker 1>was just that they're open. They're going to have an

891
00:47:52.599 --> 00:47:53.280
<v Speaker 1>open convention.

892
00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:57.280
<v Speaker 2>As a fuck, dude, Uh, if I'm not getting the

893
00:47:57.320 --> 00:47:59.440
<v Speaker 2>ninety three million dollars, why the fuck would I care?

894
00:48:00.119 --> 00:48:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good point.

895
00:48:01.320 --> 00:48:05.039
<v Speaker 2>Let me get one ninety third of that already.

896
00:48:05.119 --> 00:48:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Here here's a come from her.

897
00:48:09.119 --> 00:48:10.760
<v Speaker 8>So here's the thing.

898
00:48:11.480 --> 00:48:13.679
<v Speaker 1>Who doesn't love a yellow school bus?

899
00:48:13.800 --> 00:48:14.239
<v Speaker 2>What right?

900
00:48:14.400 --> 00:48:16.480
<v Speaker 3>Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow

901
00:48:16.480 --> 00:48:17.159
<v Speaker 3>school bus?

902
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:17.440
<v Speaker 1>Right?

903
00:48:17.800 --> 00:48:18.639
<v Speaker 2>No? I rape that.

904
00:48:18.760 --> 00:48:23.639
<v Speaker 1>There's something about like a rapedo one. Actually, Vice President Kamala.

905
00:48:23.280 --> 00:48:25.159
<v Speaker 2>Harris by the bus driver.

906
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Okaysa, keep that little boy quiet back there, and the

907
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:33.039
<v Speaker 1>kids Catholic church that boy, move him to another district,

908
00:48:33.119 --> 00:48:34.000
<v Speaker 1>put him in prison.

909
00:48:37.000 --> 00:48:39.719
<v Speaker 3>And most of us, many of us went to school

910
00:48:39.760 --> 00:48:43.039
<v Speaker 3>on the yellow school bus, right, And it's part of

911
00:48:43.320 --> 00:48:47.639
<v Speaker 3>it's part of our experience growing up. It's part of,

912
00:48:48.119 --> 00:48:50.440
<v Speaker 3>you know, a nostalgia and of memory.

913
00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:54.119
<v Speaker 1>They really gave her a gig, and that's a hell gig.

914
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm not even gonna give her a shit for this.

915
00:48:56.360 --> 00:48:58.800
<v Speaker 1>They go, Hey, go up there and talk for fifteen

916
00:48:58.800 --> 00:49:01.559
<v Speaker 1>minutes about how much you like buses. And you're on

917
00:49:01.639 --> 00:49:02.679
<v Speaker 1>stage now.

918
00:49:02.800 --> 00:49:06.039
<v Speaker 2>And she and she without flinching, missing a beat. Was

919
00:49:06.119 --> 00:49:09.320
<v Speaker 2>just like, I got this, I can handle this.

920
00:49:09.760 --> 00:49:11.079
<v Speaker 1>You think she was confident in it?

921
00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she seems mighty confident.

922
00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:16.639
<v Speaker 1>By fucking I'm fifteen. You need me to do twenty five,

923
00:49:17.159 --> 00:49:17.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll go.

924
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:18.159
<v Speaker 2>I got it.

925
00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:23.280
<v Speaker 1>She gets out of there, she goes bussies are they're yellow?

926
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:25.880
<v Speaker 1>And uh?

927
00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:29.440
<v Speaker 2>You like him though? Uh?

928
00:49:29.480 --> 00:49:31.760
<v Speaker 1>She starts doing that Chris Barley thing from the es

929
00:49:31.840 --> 00:49:34.280
<v Speaker 1>and ol. Remember when he would get all frustrated with

930
00:49:34.400 --> 00:49:36.000
<v Speaker 1>a question or something.

931
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:37.320
<v Speaker 2>And he would wasn't that a bit? He would do

932
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:40.239
<v Speaker 2>that anything where his face got red? Yeah?

933
00:49:40.280 --> 00:49:43.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Remember he would do

934
00:49:43.079 --> 00:49:44.360
<v Speaker 1>the thing where he'd be all fat?

935
00:49:45.400 --> 00:49:47.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, yeah, okay, if you're just gonna make fun

936
00:49:47.679 --> 00:49:48.639
<v Speaker 2>of him, for heaven House.

937
00:49:52.199 --> 00:49:55.960
<v Speaker 3>Of the excitement and joy of going to school, to

938
00:49:56.039 --> 00:49:59.599
<v Speaker 3>be with your favorite teacher, to be with your best friends,

939
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:00.760
<v Speaker 3>to learn.

940
00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:04.039
<v Speaker 8>The school bus takes us there.

941
00:50:05.360 --> 00:50:11.559
<v Speaker 3>And in America today, twenty five million children a day go.

942
00:50:11.480 --> 00:50:13.760
<v Speaker 8>To school on the yellow school bus.

943
00:50:13.840 --> 00:50:15.159
<v Speaker 3>Twenty five million children.

944
00:50:17.280 --> 00:50:20.639
<v Speaker 1>It's nonsense. But again, I don't totally blame her. That's

945
00:50:20.639 --> 00:50:22.800
<v Speaker 1>a real fucking like I said, that's a hell gig

946
00:50:22.880 --> 00:50:23.119
<v Speaker 1>right there.

947
00:50:23.159 --> 00:50:25.840
<v Speaker 2>What are you supposed to do. They tell you to

948
00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:29.599
<v Speaker 2>talk about fucking school busses, you talk about them. It's

949
00:50:29.639 --> 00:50:32.679
<v Speaker 2>just like I've had jobs before where like you get

950
00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:36.840
<v Speaker 2>a new assignment midway through your gig there, you know,

951
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:39.880
<v Speaker 2>it's like you never thought you'd have this new responsibility.

952
00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:43.199
<v Speaker 2>But hey, companies change or whatever, and it's like, hey,

953
00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:46.719
<v Speaker 2>government's going more bus oriented route these days. You know,

954
00:50:47.079 --> 00:50:51.039
<v Speaker 2>you either get with the program or you fucking out.

955
00:50:53.400 --> 00:50:57.719
<v Speaker 1>I get it. It just it to me. It's a

956
00:50:57.800 --> 00:51:00.239
<v Speaker 1>bummer because that's a tough one. But it did mean

957
00:51:00.280 --> 00:51:02.320
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't wrong. It is an odd way of speaking,

958
00:51:02.400 --> 00:51:04.079
<v Speaker 1>but again maybe more context.

959
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:10.039
<v Speaker 2>Hey, but it's not a it's not a rhyme, that's

960
00:51:10.079 --> 00:51:11.960
<v Speaker 2>for sure. It's more like a ramble.

961
00:51:13.440 --> 00:51:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Well his was a rhyme though the bus goes here,

962
00:51:16.639 --> 00:51:17.239
<v Speaker 1>goes there.

963
00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:20.480
<v Speaker 2>It was cute. I wanted to throw a beat on

964
00:51:20.519 --> 00:51:21.039
<v Speaker 2>top of that.

965
00:51:22.239 --> 00:51:28.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh, finishing on politics here real quick our episode last

966
00:51:28.960 --> 00:51:32.559
<v Speaker 1>week and our Patreon which was three times as long

967
00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:35.440
<v Speaker 1>as our normal show, seven day free trial right now

968
00:51:35.519 --> 00:51:37.159
<v Speaker 1>if you want to check it out, Patreon, dot com,

969
00:51:37.199 --> 00:51:43.360
<v Speaker 1>slash word spread cast. Okay, again, wrapping on this political stuff.

970
00:51:43.400 --> 00:51:45.159
<v Speaker 1>So they had the head of the secret Service in

971
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:48.960
<v Speaker 1>to Congress. Yes, folks were going to get off the

972
00:51:49.079 --> 00:51:49.800
<v Speaker 1>exciting What.

973
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:55.400
<v Speaker 2>On the table? What the head of the Secret Service?

974
00:51:55.719 --> 00:52:01.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I get it, Jesus Christ. I don't even think

975
00:52:01.079 --> 00:52:02.280
<v Speaker 1>you're allowed to say that.

976
00:52:03.000 --> 00:52:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude. I watched a video on YouTube today where Yeah,

977
00:52:08.039 --> 00:52:11.079
<v Speaker 2>the title made me think right away, like, I don't

978
00:52:11.119 --> 00:52:13.559
<v Speaker 2>think you can put that. The title was like I

979
00:52:13.800 --> 00:52:19.400
<v Speaker 2>recreated the Trump headshot. Yeah, And I was shocked at

980
00:52:19.400 --> 00:52:24.480
<v Speaker 2>the comments section even more because it was entirely it

981
00:52:24.519 --> 00:52:28.719
<v Speaker 2>was all conspiracy nuts or it was people saying you

982
00:52:28.840 --> 00:52:30.199
<v Speaker 2>recreated the shot wrong.

983
00:52:34.960 --> 00:52:40.119
<v Speaker 1>M Yeah, that's weird. I was sorry. I was choking

984
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:40.880
<v Speaker 1>on my soda here.

985
00:52:40.800 --> 00:52:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Now I saw that. That's cute. I look like you're

986
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:43.280
<v Speaker 2>gonna die.

987
00:52:43.639 --> 00:52:45.920
<v Speaker 1>Thanks for picking up the dead air. Then, No, I

988
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:48.159
<v Speaker 1>watched you. I watched you die, and I wanted them

989
00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:48.639
<v Speaker 1>to hear it.

990
00:52:49.719 --> 00:52:52.239
<v Speaker 2>I thought it would translate good on sound like the

991
00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:54.760
<v Speaker 2>yeah the caught cackling sounds.

992
00:52:55.559 --> 00:52:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh did I tell you? I choked on something like

993
00:52:57.840 --> 00:53:01.320
<v Speaker 1>a month ago and almost like die, not die. But

994
00:53:02.159 --> 00:53:04.400
<v Speaker 1>Jenna had gone to bed. I told now I'm forgetting

995
00:53:04.480 --> 00:53:06.679
<v Speaker 1>totally what it was. It was something I was like

996
00:53:06.719 --> 00:53:08.440
<v Speaker 1>eating before she went to bed. I was gonna be

997
00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:11.480
<v Speaker 1>up for hours and hours, and I like put in

998
00:53:11.519 --> 00:53:14.079
<v Speaker 1>my mouth to start eating, and it slid back and

999
00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:15.760
<v Speaker 1>blocked it completely.

1000
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Fuck it was a peanut.

1001
00:53:18.440 --> 00:53:21.639
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a peanut. It was not a legome of

1002
00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:27.800
<v Speaker 1>any sort. Uh, any other guesses A bean, That's what

1003
00:53:27.840 --> 00:53:30.519
<v Speaker 1>it was. Yeah, it was a bean. So this bean

1004
00:53:30.559 --> 00:53:32.960
<v Speaker 1>gets caught in my throat. And Jena had just gone

1005
00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:35.840
<v Speaker 1>to bed, so I like walk in there and I go,

1006
00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.960
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, no, she is waking up, but she's looking

1007
00:53:40.960 --> 00:53:44.000
<v Speaker 1>at me like huh. And then she comes over and

1008
00:53:44.039 --> 00:53:45.920
<v Speaker 1>she hits my back and it doesn't loosen, and I

1009
00:53:46.079 --> 00:53:48.440
<v Speaker 1>turn and I go to go in the other room

1010
00:53:48.480 --> 00:53:51.239
<v Speaker 1>where we have more space, and she just turns to

1011
00:53:51.280 --> 00:53:53.039
<v Speaker 1>go back to bed. And I came back in like

1012
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:58.679
<v Speaker 1>I meant, come fucking following me, please, I'm dying. And

1013
00:53:58.719 --> 00:54:01.039
<v Speaker 1>then she came in and she was hitting me on

1014
00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:03.840
<v Speaker 1>the back and then I just went and it fucking

1015
00:54:03.840 --> 00:54:05.360
<v Speaker 1>all came out with a bunch of spit and.

1016
00:54:05.320 --> 00:54:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Stuff, and that's disgusting. Was she like I'm so sorry

1017
00:54:09.320 --> 00:54:10.000
<v Speaker 2>or was she like.

1018
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:14.719
<v Speaker 1>Damn, this is oh, I should let him die. She

1019
00:54:14.880 --> 00:54:18.920
<v Speaker 1>shouted that when she went back in the bedroom. Uh, no. I. Uh.

1020
00:54:18.960 --> 00:54:22.239
<v Speaker 1>That's the second time I've choked on something. Fucking uh.

1021
00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:24.719
<v Speaker 1>The other time I was driving on Route one.

1022
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:25.719
<v Speaker 2>Oh I remember that.

1023
00:54:26.039 --> 00:54:28.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, coming back from lunch and I jammed a piece

1024
00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:29.679
<v Speaker 1>of really dry pork.

1025
00:54:29.400 --> 00:54:32.800
<v Speaker 2>And now, yeah, that's right. Have you then you had

1026
00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:35.039
<v Speaker 2>to pull over and himlick yourself?

1027
00:54:35.800 --> 00:54:36.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I did.

1028
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:39.280
<v Speaker 2>I really remember that. Have you ever.

1029
00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Actually choked on anything?

1030
00:54:41.559 --> 00:54:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Uh? Yeah, as a kid. I don't remember it though,

1031
00:54:43.559 --> 00:54:46.880
<v Speaker 2>but yeah I have. My mom like reached down my

1032
00:54:46.920 --> 00:54:48.920
<v Speaker 2>throat and pulled a piece of chicken out of my throat.

1033
00:54:49.280 --> 00:54:51.400
<v Speaker 1>My mom did the same thing with a Montarelli stick

1034
00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:52.239
<v Speaker 1>when I was little.

1035
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was, Oh dude, I choked on monzarellisticks a

1036
00:54:55.320 --> 00:54:57.440
<v Speaker 2>lot as a kid, I remember. I have a lot

1037
00:54:57.480 --> 00:54:59.920
<v Speaker 2>of memories of biting into the monsterrellistick and then it

1038
00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:03.000
<v Speaker 2>being really hot of me just trying to swallow it

1039
00:55:03.119 --> 00:55:05.440
<v Speaker 2>right away, and then getting lodged in my throat and

1040
00:55:05.519 --> 00:55:08.559
<v Speaker 2>just sitting there and burning my esophagus for like ten

1041
00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:10.360
<v Speaker 2>seconds before it's slid down.

1042
00:55:12.119 --> 00:55:14.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh, I had to have it pulled out. I

1043
00:55:14.559 --> 00:55:16.360
<v Speaker 1>think I was in a red lobster. I could not

1044
00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:22.679
<v Speaker 1>have been in a trashier situation. Oh look at those people.

1045
00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:24.679
<v Speaker 1>They probably have a blue tarp on top of their

1046
00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:30.760
<v Speaker 1>car with all of their worldly possessions. That's what I picture. Yeah,

1047
00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:32.880
<v Speaker 1>all right, So anyway, they had the secret service head in.

1048
00:55:32.960 --> 00:55:35.440
<v Speaker 1>There were a couple of really good clips. Now, by

1049
00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:37.840
<v Speaker 1>the way, I don't know if I've talked about this

1050
00:55:37.880 --> 00:55:40.719
<v Speaker 1>on the show before, but these congressional hearings they are

1051
00:55:40.800 --> 00:55:45.000
<v Speaker 1>my number one, Like, I would not tolerate this fucking bullshit.

1052
00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:47.599
<v Speaker 1>If you've ever watched any of them, how they speak

1053
00:55:47.639 --> 00:55:51.760
<v Speaker 1>to the like witnesses or whatever, it's like, uh, they

1054
00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:53.719
<v Speaker 1>only have five minutes to talk, so they're trying to

1055
00:55:53.719 --> 00:55:55.719
<v Speaker 1>get in as many questions as they can before their

1056
00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:59.000
<v Speaker 1>little SoundBite at the end where they chastise them for whatever.

1057
00:56:00.199 --> 00:56:04.360
<v Speaker 1>But it's stuff like, ready, here, tell me what kind

1058
00:56:04.360 --> 00:56:05.199
<v Speaker 1>of drum set do you have?

1059
00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:08.239
<v Speaker 2>Chan a cat?

1060
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<v Speaker 1>Just wait? The brand, just the brand is fine. I

1061
00:56:10.880 --> 00:56:13.800
<v Speaker 1>don't need the model. The brand, that's fine, okay, all right?

1062
00:56:13.840 --> 00:56:17.719
<v Speaker 1>And how long have you had it? I don't have

1063
00:56:17.760 --> 00:56:20.320
<v Speaker 1>all day. It's been six months, has been two years?

1064
00:56:20.360 --> 00:56:24.800
<v Speaker 1>What do we think? It's so fucking frustrating to watch

1065
00:56:24.840 --> 00:56:25.480
<v Speaker 1>those things?

1066
00:56:25.960 --> 00:56:29.119
<v Speaker 2>I found, I know it is, but I've found a

1067
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:33.239
<v Speaker 2>few where the person being interrogated it has a I

1068
00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:39.159
<v Speaker 2>don't give a fuck attitude, And when people don't get frazzled,

1069
00:56:39.280 --> 00:56:42.719
<v Speaker 2>it's actually I think it's really entertaining. I like the

1070
00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:47.599
<v Speaker 2>defiant witnesses or fucking questionees or whatever the fuck they're called.

1071
00:56:47.840 --> 00:56:49.599
<v Speaker 2>I think that shit is funny. But yeah, a lot

1072
00:56:49.599 --> 00:56:54.000
<v Speaker 2>of people do seem really intimidated in this setting. But

1073
00:56:54.119 --> 00:56:56.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm with you. I feel like I would not stand

1074
00:56:56.760 --> 00:56:59.719
<v Speaker 2>for this. I would be talking back, and I like,

1075
00:56:59.800 --> 00:57:01.159
<v Speaker 2>I would be defiant, you know.

1076
00:57:01.719 --> 00:57:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I would just say, like, if you'd like me to answer,

1077
00:57:03.880 --> 00:57:05.679
<v Speaker 1>I answer. But I'm not going to be talked over.

1078
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:08.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna be screamed over first time it happens.

1079
00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:09.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm done answering your.

1080
00:57:09.039 --> 00:57:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Questions, right, Yeah, and the same ship, Yeah, yeah, all right,

1081
00:57:12.920 --> 00:57:16.239
<v Speaker 2>But there are pussy, Yeah, fucking pussy.

1082
00:57:16.239 --> 00:57:17.559
<v Speaker 1>You're a dude with a pussy.

1083
00:57:20.039 --> 00:57:22.679
<v Speaker 2>I might say that, yeah to Marjorie Taylor Green.

1084
00:57:22.840 --> 00:57:29.679
<v Speaker 1>But I'll tell you there are there are some instances

1085
00:57:29.719 --> 00:57:32.559
<v Speaker 1>when both sides get to really rip someone and I

1086
00:57:32.559 --> 00:57:34.679
<v Speaker 1>think they enjoy it. And this is a case of that.

1087
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, both sides come together a common cause.

1088
00:57:39.039 --> 00:57:42.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, common oil executives aren't going to be ripped by

1089
00:57:42.599 --> 00:57:45.920
<v Speaker 1>the Republicans, and fucking if you bring in scientists, they're

1090
00:57:45.960 --> 00:57:47.920
<v Speaker 1>not going to be ripped by the liberals, like you

1091
00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:51.079
<v Speaker 1>know whatever, climate scientists. But this one, when they fuck

1092
00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:55.000
<v Speaker 1>up someone getting shot, it's free for all. Everyone gets

1093
00:57:55.000 --> 00:57:59.760
<v Speaker 1>to rip on them. So this was Senator mister Jimmy.

1094
00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:04.119
<v Speaker 2>Fallon late night host and senator from Iowa.

1095
00:58:05.039 --> 00:58:09.320
<v Speaker 1>He makes a case about his own shooting prowess and

1096
00:58:09.960 --> 00:58:11.800
<v Speaker 1>being able to hit that shot or not.

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00:58:13.639 --> 00:58:16.559
<v Speaker 7>On a one twelve roof. So these are nothing but

1098
00:58:16.760 --> 00:58:19.400
<v Speaker 7>pathetic excuses and they make no sense in their bunch

1099
00:58:19.400 --> 00:58:19.920
<v Speaker 7>of cow dung.

1100
00:58:20.440 --> 00:58:24.400
<v Speaker 2>All the cow dung, cow dung. That's cute. I like that.

1101
00:58:23.920 --> 00:58:28.400
<v Speaker 2>That's a very country bumpkin kind of a response. He

1102
00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:30.840
<v Speaker 2>must be from the senator from Kentucky, right, or the

1103
00:58:30.840 --> 00:58:32.119
<v Speaker 2>representative from Kentucky.

1104
00:58:32.559 --> 00:58:37.280
<v Speaker 1>Next up is a representative Fallin from some shitty backwoods

1105
00:58:37.320 --> 00:58:41.920
<v Speaker 1>town with an opioid problem. I don't know where he's from.

1106
00:58:43.159 --> 00:58:46.280
<v Speaker 7>Forcement I've spoken with over the last nine days are

1107
00:58:46.320 --> 00:58:48.920
<v Speaker 7>amazed that the AGR rooftop was not secure, and you

1108
00:58:49.000 --> 00:58:52.639
<v Speaker 7>want to know why, because it's dangerous. I have never

1109
00:58:52.679 --> 00:58:55.599
<v Speaker 7>had any long gun training in my life. I own

1110
00:58:55.599 --> 00:58:57.400
<v Speaker 7>an AR fifteen and last time I shot it, I

1111
00:58:57.440 --> 00:58:59.679
<v Speaker 7>shot it one time. My whole life was six years ago.

1112
00:59:00.000 --> 00:59:03.639
<v Speaker 7>That is until Saturday where we recreated the events in Savoy, Texas,

1113
00:59:03.639 --> 00:59:05.960
<v Speaker 7>where you recreated what happened about her. I was lying

1114
00:59:06.000 --> 00:59:08.760
<v Speaker 7>prone on a slope roof at one hundred and thirty

1115
00:59:08.800 --> 00:59:11.440
<v Speaker 7>yards at six thirty at night, and I knew that

1116
00:59:11.440 --> 00:59:13.119
<v Speaker 7>he had a scope, but I know a kind red

1117
00:59:13.159 --> 00:59:15.599
<v Speaker 7>dot or magnified, so I shot eight rounds from both.

1118
00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:16.039
<v Speaker 2>You know what?

1119
00:59:16.079 --> 00:59:19.280
<v Speaker 7>The result was fifteen out of sixteen kill shots.

1120
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Do you know what? Brother? Wow? Yeah, you're a bad

1121
00:59:22.559 --> 00:59:24.880
<v Speaker 2>motherfucker Jesus.

1122
00:59:24.599 --> 00:59:27.239
<v Speaker 1>Because he goes so the next president should know do

1123
00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:31.840
<v Speaker 1>not fuck with representative Fallon and don't have a proof.

1124
00:59:33.599 --> 00:59:34.599
<v Speaker 1>Let me hear it a good.

1125
00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:38.800
<v Speaker 7>The result was fifteen out of sixteen kill shots and

1126
00:59:38.840 --> 00:59:41.079
<v Speaker 7>the one I missed would have hit the president's ear.

1127
00:59:41.960 --> 00:59:45.000
<v Speaker 7>That's a ninety four percent success rate. And that shooter

1128
00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:46.079
<v Speaker 7>was a better shot than me.

1129
00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Really, it is a mirror. He messages with five of them.

1130
00:59:50.400 --> 00:59:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he hasn't shot in six years, which is

1131
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:54.840
<v Speaker 1>the kind of gun training you like. When a guy

1132
00:59:54.920 --> 00:59:57.519
<v Speaker 1>stays current on it once a decade, he picks up

1133
00:59:57.519 --> 00:59:58.039
<v Speaker 1>his weapon.

1134
00:59:58.199 --> 01:00:01.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I mean, you don't have to be shooting it

1135
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:04.119
<v Speaker 2>all the time to know how to handle it safely.

1136
01:00:04.159 --> 01:00:06.119
<v Speaker 2>But it does help if you want to have an

1137
01:00:06.159 --> 01:00:08.559
<v Speaker 2>accurate weapon and know how to how to hit the target.

1138
01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:15.000
<v Speaker 2>But either way, recreating that shot is impossible for a

1139
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.800
<v Speaker 2>lot of reasons. You can do it conditions right, Yeah,

1140
01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:21.880
<v Speaker 2>you can simulate it all you want, but the adrenaline,

1141
01:00:22.079 --> 01:00:28.719
<v Speaker 2>the people, the moment, it's it's un recreatable for anybody

1142
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:31.599
<v Speaker 2>until the next one of you stupid idiots decides to

1143
01:00:31.599 --> 01:00:32.559
<v Speaker 2>shoot it a president.

1144
01:00:33.079 --> 01:00:35.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then we can taste it. But but I will

1145
01:00:35.880 --> 01:00:37.960
<v Speaker 1>say this, I think his point was just that it

1146
01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:41.760
<v Speaker 1>was at such a not far distance that even him

1147
01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:43.400
<v Speaker 1>with his pussy hands could hit it.

1148
01:00:44.039 --> 01:00:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1149
01:00:44.679 --> 01:00:47.039
<v Speaker 1>I think that's uh, that's crazy.

1150
01:00:47.679 --> 01:00:51.960
<v Speaker 2>And I got yeah that there again, that was the

1151
01:00:51.960 --> 01:00:54.119
<v Speaker 2>point I made. It's just there is no excuse for

1152
01:00:54.199 --> 01:00:57.639
<v Speaker 2>that rooftop being unsecured. It's insane that someone could get

1153
01:00:57.719 --> 01:00:59.440
<v Speaker 2>up there. I can't believe it. Still.

1154
01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is Missus McLean, John McLean's Wife's Okay. She

1155
01:01:06.800 --> 01:01:10.480
<v Speaker 1>sits next to Lauren Bobert, who I would assume she

1156
01:01:10.679 --> 01:01:13.400
<v Speaker 1>has a strong odor coming from her posty. I wouldn't know.

1157
01:01:13.440 --> 01:01:15.320
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's dirty. I just think she's one

1158
01:01:15.320 --> 01:01:17.639
<v Speaker 1>of those highly sexual people where her pheromones you could

1159
01:01:17.639 --> 01:01:19.199
<v Speaker 1>almost smell it from a seed over.

1160
01:01:20.519 --> 01:01:23.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so I've sat by people like that before.

1161
01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:26.559
<v Speaker 1>I bet you've dated people like that in high school before.

1162
01:01:27.719 --> 01:01:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Missus Diehard here had some comments for the secret service person,

1163
01:01:33.039 --> 01:01:36.159
<v Speaker 1>uh whatever she is, and let me hit play because

1164
01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:37.320
<v Speaker 1>I actually forget what they are.

1165
01:01:39.000 --> 01:01:42.559
<v Speaker 6>So you've been in the in communication with the FBI,

1166
01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:46.920
<v Speaker 6>you know the answers, and you refuse to tell us

1167
01:01:46.920 --> 01:01:49.800
<v Speaker 6>the answers. So I will ask you again, you know

1168
01:01:49.880 --> 01:01:51.880
<v Speaker 6>how many shellcasings were on that roof?

1169
01:01:52.320 --> 01:01:53.400
<v Speaker 8>What is the answer to that?

1170
01:01:53.519 --> 01:01:53.679
<v Speaker 2>Think?

1171
01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:56.079
<v Speaker 1>I just like how nasty she gets with her and

1172
01:01:56.199 --> 01:01:58.679
<v Speaker 1>you know what, I don't like it. I wouldn't like

1173
01:01:58.760 --> 01:02:01.159
<v Speaker 1>it if I was receiving it, But I don't mind

1174
01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:05.000
<v Speaker 1>a little sternness in like, I don't know, I don't

1175
01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:05.920
<v Speaker 1>know how to feel on it.

1176
01:02:06.320 --> 01:02:09.880
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I mean, it's just it's it's clearly a show.

1177
01:02:10.079 --> 01:02:12.960
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's that's yeah, that's the problem is like, yeah,

1178
01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:15.519
<v Speaker 2>if you were in the moment, you know, like if

1179
01:02:15.559 --> 01:02:19.320
<v Speaker 2>you got your coffee spilled on you by somebody who

1180
01:02:19.320 --> 01:02:22.519
<v Speaker 2>didn't give a shit. You you might be acting like

1181
01:02:22.599 --> 01:02:27.199
<v Speaker 2>this and it would be just coming spontaneously, a little

1182
01:02:27.199 --> 01:02:29.559
<v Speaker 2>bit out of your control, almost you know what I'm saying.

1183
01:02:30.079 --> 01:02:37.159
<v Speaker 2>But this is pure theater. Everybody acting this way can't

1184
01:02:37.199 --> 01:02:42.320
<v Speaker 2>be just raw emotion, you know, because not everybody reacts

1185
01:02:42.480 --> 01:02:46.639
<v Speaker 2>the same emotionally to every situation. So the fact that

1186
01:02:46.760 --> 01:02:50.719
<v Speaker 2>everybody is so fucking mad and yelling is actually kind

1187
01:02:50.719 --> 01:02:54.119
<v Speaker 2>of telling. It's it's it's theater, you know, it's an act.

1188
01:02:54.360 --> 01:02:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, And I know you know this, But

1189
01:02:57.440 --> 01:02:59.440
<v Speaker 1>to anyone of all things that these are always about

1190
01:02:59.480 --> 01:03:03.239
<v Speaker 1>getting sound bites, it's always there's always an element of theater.

1191
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Like even at the beginning, there's a Republican that makes

1192
01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:09.760
<v Speaker 1>a statement and a Democrat that makes a statement. The

1193
01:03:09.760 --> 01:03:12.519
<v Speaker 1>Republican makes his statement just about we want to secure

1194
01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:16.119
<v Speaker 1>this blah blah blah blah, and the Democrat goes, you know,

1195
01:03:16.239 --> 01:03:19.440
<v Speaker 1>we want to secure this also guns are really dangerous,

1196
01:03:19.639 --> 01:03:21.719
<v Speaker 1>and he goes into this political thing and look, you're

1197
01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:23.639
<v Speaker 1>allowed to do that. That's fine, but that's what it is.

1198
01:03:23.840 --> 01:03:25.599
<v Speaker 1>It's there for you to get a clip of you

1199
01:03:25.719 --> 01:03:28.519
<v Speaker 1>going like we need to get AR fifteen's off the street.

1200
01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Or you're not banning my guns or something like that,

1201
01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:35.119
<v Speaker 1>so they can just put it in a campaign ad somewhere.

1202
01:03:35.320 --> 01:03:37.639
<v Speaker 2>Got to find out why all these kids got all

1203
01:03:37.639 --> 01:03:40.239
<v Speaker 2>these mental health problems and cut their dicks off and

1204
01:03:40.280 --> 01:03:40.719
<v Speaker 2>shoot them.

1205
01:03:40.760 --> 01:03:45.960
<v Speaker 6>President on that roof, what is the answer to that question?

1206
01:03:46.639 --> 01:03:50.480
<v Speaker 6>I think it's what is the answer to that question?

1207
01:03:52.000 --> 01:03:54.159
<v Speaker 1>I think it's pertinent to talk to you about the

1208
01:03:54.199 --> 01:03:56.960
<v Speaker 1>information that the Secret Service has and that the Secret

1209
01:03:57.000 --> 01:03:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Service knows related.

1210
01:03:57.920 --> 01:04:00.719
<v Speaker 8>I'm asking you an answer the question.

1211
01:04:01.199 --> 01:04:04.199
<v Speaker 6>If you're supposed to be in charge, if the buck

1212
01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:06.280
<v Speaker 6>stops with you, how.

1213
01:04:06.119 --> 01:04:09.400
<v Speaker 8>Come you can't share the answers? What are you covering up?

1214
01:04:09.920 --> 01:04:11.079
<v Speaker 1>And what are you o?

1215
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:13.280
<v Speaker 2>My god? Okay, I do have a problem with this.

1216
01:04:13.360 --> 01:04:15.880
<v Speaker 1>It's it's not a conspiracy theory thing. It's it's I

1217
01:04:15.880 --> 01:04:20.920
<v Speaker 1>think it's a breakdown. And here's the problem. Sure, go ahead.

1218
01:04:21.199 --> 01:04:24.679
<v Speaker 2>The only problem is there might be an e easy,

1219
01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:29.039
<v Speaker 2>obvious answer to this question, right, But the only problem

1220
01:04:29.159 --> 01:04:37.039
<v Speaker 2>is you don't release information for an ongoing investigation. You know.

1221
01:04:37.239 --> 01:04:40.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like sure, it's just like it's so obvious when

1222
01:04:40.480 --> 01:04:43.199
<v Speaker 2>they give answers like that, like, look, there is an answer,

1223
01:04:43.239 --> 01:04:47.559
<v Speaker 2>but we we are legally not closing that right now.

1224
01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:51.519
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, that's why I get so frustrated with

1225
01:04:51.559 --> 01:04:53.519
<v Speaker 2>the theater. I wish they would just say what they mean,

1226
01:04:53.840 --> 01:04:55.880
<v Speaker 2>you know. I wish I didn't have to read between

1227
01:04:55.880 --> 01:04:56.760
<v Speaker 2>the lines so much.

1228
01:04:57.599 --> 01:05:01.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and that's what it is. It's I question the

1229
01:05:01.559 --> 01:05:03.880
<v Speaker 1>secret if she I don't know if she's a Republican,

1230
01:05:03.960 --> 01:05:06.039
<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but if she is, it's the

1231
01:05:06.119 --> 01:05:08.800
<v Speaker 1>clip of her going. I questioned the Secret Service woman

1232
01:05:08.840 --> 01:05:12.079
<v Speaker 1>when she allowed President Trump to be shot, and then

1233
01:05:12.079 --> 01:05:14.480
<v Speaker 1>you cut to the clip of her going, how manybody?

1234
01:05:14.559 --> 01:05:17.280
<v Speaker 1>You know? That's all? You're right, you're right. But this,

1235
01:05:18.920 --> 01:05:21.920
<v Speaker 1>I think what we both want is like the behind

1236
01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:23.679
<v Speaker 1>the doors closed session thing.

1237
01:05:23.800 --> 01:05:25.360
<v Speaker 2>We just got to wait for that, you know.

1238
01:05:25.519 --> 01:05:27.559
<v Speaker 1>That's the thing is, well, we don't get to see

1239
01:05:27.559 --> 01:05:33.719
<v Speaker 1>that it's behind closed doors. The more reasonable I'm talking

1240
01:05:33.760 --> 01:05:36.199
<v Speaker 1>about just in general, I think you and I want

1241
01:05:36.199 --> 01:05:39.400
<v Speaker 1>that for the public show. But the public show is

1242
01:05:39.440 --> 01:05:41.519
<v Speaker 1>the public show because that's what it's meant to be,

1243
01:05:42.599 --> 01:05:45.280
<v Speaker 1>you know, and I agree with you. Get to it,

1244
01:05:45.400 --> 01:05:48.519
<v Speaker 1>like tell me, you know, tell me the fucking answers,

1245
01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:50.920
<v Speaker 1>and also ask questions that are reasonable. Don't be a

1246
01:05:50.960 --> 01:05:53.480
<v Speaker 1>cunt when you ask questions That's what i'd say to her.

1247
01:05:54.039 --> 01:05:56.679
<v Speaker 1>Listen here, missus Diehard, don't be a cunt when you

1248
01:05:56.719 --> 01:05:57.599
<v Speaker 1>ask questions.

1249
01:05:57.760 --> 01:06:00.199
<v Speaker 2>I would come on her face, though, yeah.

1250
01:06:00.239 --> 01:06:03.119
<v Speaker 1>It's an older one and Lauren Bobert's extus. Bobert would

1251
01:06:03.119 --> 01:06:05.400
<v Speaker 1>probably lick her cheek, like do one of those sexy things,

1252
01:06:05.400 --> 01:06:06.920
<v Speaker 1>like you dump a load on her face and then

1253
01:06:06.960 --> 01:06:08.679
<v Speaker 1>Bolbert comes in like licks at all.

1254
01:06:08.760 --> 01:06:13.239
<v Speaker 2>Like she did in that movie theater slut nice.

1255
01:06:13.440 --> 01:06:14.639
<v Speaker 1>I'm not covering anything.

1256
01:06:14.440 --> 01:06:16.480
<v Speaker 8>Else, then, why can't you answer a simple question?

1257
01:06:17.519 --> 01:06:20.159
<v Speaker 1>I would leave it to the criminal investigation to answer

1258
01:06:20.199 --> 01:06:21.480
<v Speaker 1>questions related to that.

1259
01:06:22.159 --> 01:06:29.199
<v Speaker 6>See when you talk to the FBI and you ask

1260
01:06:29.320 --> 01:06:30.559
<v Speaker 6>them how many explosives?

1261
01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:31.280
<v Speaker 8>Well, let me ask you.

1262
01:06:31.320 --> 01:06:33.719
<v Speaker 6>Did you ask them how many explosives were on the roof?

1263
01:06:34.119 --> 01:06:36.039
<v Speaker 6>Did they answer that question or in the car?

1264
01:06:36.119 --> 01:06:38.360
<v Speaker 8>Excuse me? Did they answer that question for you?

1265
01:06:39.760 --> 01:06:40.079
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

1266
01:06:40.320 --> 01:06:42.840
<v Speaker 6>Yes, so you know the answer to that question that

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<v Speaker 6>my colleagues.

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<v Speaker 8>But again you refuse.

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<v Speaker 2>She history, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, I

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<v Speaker 2>come on her face.

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<v Speaker 8>If you can't. And it's not a can't, it's a won't.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not a can't, it's not a I don't know,

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<v Speaker 6>it's a I choose not to answer the question. Well,

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<v Speaker 6>let me tell you, miss Cheedle, if you're gonna lead,

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<v Speaker 6>you need to lead.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to be.

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<v Speaker 6>In charge, then answer the question or step aside and

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<v Speaker 6>have someone with the courage and the guts to answer

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<v Speaker 6>to the American people the questions that they deserve.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't she just now? Why can't she just answer it?

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<v Speaker 1>And then they'll be like, you fucked up your criminal investigation,

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<v Speaker 1>be like it's Congress's fault.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean then Congress would blame her and be

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<v Speaker 2>like we we didn't know. She's supposed to know because

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<v Speaker 2>she's the secret guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but they're pussies, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Congress is such pussies. You know how many members of

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<v Speaker 2>Congress we would have if they use that broken algorithm

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<v Speaker 2>from the Founding Fathers?

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<v Speaker 1>How many?

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<v Speaker 2>Like ten thousand? That sounds better to me.

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<v Speaker 1>What is it is? Based on? Like population or something?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's based on Well, they had this idea, the

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<v Speaker 2>Founding father There's that there should be somewhere between thirty

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<v Speaker 2>thousand and fifty thousand people represented by each representative. They

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't quite agree on a number, and they had different

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<v Speaker 2>formulas to calculate it, and there was problems with the math,

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<v Speaker 2>which I guess they just didn't realize at the time,

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<v Speaker 2>So it doesn't work out right the way the founding

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<v Speaker 2>fathers wanted it. But the idea was that the more

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<v Speaker 2>people you have, the more people represent them. And then

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<v Speaker 2>in like the thirties or the fifties or something, they

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<v Speaker 2>put that arbitrary cap on, like what is it four

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<v Speaker 2>fifty one or fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh remember something like that? Two seventy wins it right? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking of electoral votes.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we really expect those guys to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>do math when they had fucking wooden slave teeth?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, wait, why don't we just fix their algorithm and

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<v Speaker 2>then do it the right way?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, but keep the gun cap and the.

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<v Speaker 2>Gun beach, the fish thing and the pussy thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, grab him pussies. You're allowed to grab pussies.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the rule of your president. Actually kind of is

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<v Speaker 1>now the rule. It's pretty cool. All right, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>wrap this one up and go to the Patreon. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you could sign up for it. Oh, I forgot you

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<v Speaker 1>did the intro. You broke my entire flow. I normally

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<v Speaker 1>script out the entire show word for word, but then

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01:09:24.920 --> 01:09:26.920
<v Speaker 1>this week Shane was like, hey, let's go off script.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, all right, I'll just throw it away.

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<v Speaker 1>Then go to your Worst Friend dot com follow us

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01:09:31.760 --> 01:09:36.319
<v Speaker 1>everywhere on Twitter and Instagram at worst Friendcast, Patreon dot

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01:09:36.359 --> 01:09:39.760
<v Speaker 1>com slash Worst Friend Casts a seven day free trial

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<v Speaker 1>right now, so go sign up for that. Uh. Winners

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<v Speaker 1>and losers this week, Kamla Harris is a big winner.

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<v Speaker 1>She's running for president.

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<v Speaker 2>M I guess she ran for president before. She didn't win.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, she got knocked out pretty quick too last time.

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<v Speaker 1>I still think that was the craziest thing to do,

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<v Speaker 1>if you really think about it. When he goes I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna pick a black woman, don't worry about it, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, hey, why not just pick her and go

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<v Speaker 1>she was the most qualified person. Instead it looks like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know.

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<v Speaker 2>You know why, why because he's a senile old fool.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, fair enough, a loser.

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<v Speaker 2>Roger Waters losers, Roger Waters.

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<v Speaker 1>Roger Waters. But us air Trump's a loser this week too?

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<v Speaker 2>Why because he got shut off?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, because Biden was a cakewalk And now

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<v Speaker 1>whoever they bring in might not be as easy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, man, I feel like I mean, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you're right, but I just feel like it's so late

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<v Speaker 2>in the game. And also, I'm not good at judging

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<v Speaker 2>public opinions, but I felt like the attempted assassination would

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<v Speaker 2>get him a boost. I don't know how accurate that

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<v Speaker 2>is or will be, but I feel like Trump is

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<v Speaker 2>still kind of a shoe in no matter who the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking Democrats pick. And I don't even like the guy,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I feel like he's gonna win.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard something really interesting the other day, an optimistic

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<v Speaker 1>take on a second Trump presidency, and I want to

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<v Speaker 1>get your take on it. This guy wants to be

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<v Speaker 1>loved more than anything, Right, he's a classic narcissist. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there's no such thing, Okay, come on, come on, don't

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<v Speaker 1>give me I'm a retard.

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<v Speaker 2>If you think he's a narcissistic person, that doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>he craves love, but he will think that he's good.

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<v Speaker 2>They want everybody Its okay, It's not that he wants

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01:11:29.680 --> 01:11:33.760
<v Speaker 2>your affection. It's it's he wants you to to think

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<v Speaker 2>highly of him, whether he's smart or strong or powerful

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>So some people pessimists look at it and go like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's his last time in office, he'll probably go real

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<v Speaker 1>hard and get everything done and blah blah blah, this

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<v Speaker 1>and that. I don't know. I heard this other take

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<v Speaker 1>where this guy wants to be liked and appreciated and

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<v Speaker 1>loved and whatever else he would say, and neither the

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<v Speaker 1>history book right. Legacy is important to him. Legacy is

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<v Speaker 1>very important to him. He's slapped his name on every

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01:12:04.800 --> 01:12:09.319
<v Speaker 1>building everywhere. So if he can somewhat actually fix some

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<v Speaker 1>of the country, the issues that are still present, if

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<v Speaker 1>he can wrap up those two wars, and if he

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<v Speaker 1>can stay a little bit more middle of the road,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe he pulls a George W. Bush who killed a

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<v Speaker 1>million rown people, and now we look at him and

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<v Speaker 1>go he packs dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Though, Yeah, and he made that funny joke on the

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<v Speaker 2>golf course.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what I mean. So maybe if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to be an optimist about it, he could be

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<v Speaker 1>a good thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I don't really think it'll be good or bad

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01:12:42.119 --> 01:12:46.159
<v Speaker 2>either way. I think, like you said, we're just so

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<v Speaker 2>far beyond the crazy that we thought we would have

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<v Speaker 2>that I'm just like, what could possibly come next? And

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01:12:54.680 --> 01:12:59.079
<v Speaker 2>once once I go sufficiently long without being surprised. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>let my guard down and I'm sure the world will end.

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<v Speaker 1>For your worst friend. I'm Matt, I'm Donald Trumps for

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<v Speaker 1>less than we see in the next three you know,

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<v Speaker 1>all of us all heard. Oh, I'm really gonna miss

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, and the show's over. H