Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, Welcome to Pink Sheet. Today is Tuesday, is
Speaker 1: TLC Tuesday. I've got Keisha.
Speaker 2: Here and we are here to talk about not the virgins,
Speaker 2: just virgins, just virgins, just just just virgins, just virgins
Speaker 2: in the wild doing things. And we're recording so much
Speaker 2: and doing and so much like schedule flopping around that
Speaker 2: I can't even Like, I was like, are we doing
Speaker 2: masch Me abroad? You and I just sat down trying
Speaker 2: to work on our schedule and we got it all
Speaker 2: worked out and they were like, oh, we forgot about
Speaker 2: the valley, so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and before we started like we're doing the Virgins right,
Speaker 3: We're about to record that, like I've watched it, but
Speaker 3: I'm like, which one is it again?
Speaker 2: So it's, uh, we're confusing ourselves. Also, guys, this week
Speaker 2: on Wednesday, normally Keisha and I have our episode out
Speaker 2: about the valley, and there will be an episod so
Speaker 2: out about the Valley on Wednesday, but.
Speaker 1: Keisha is going to be doing it with a co host.
Speaker 2: We think it's going to be her friend Dan, So
Speaker 2: that'll be great and I appreciate you jumping in and
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 1: For me because I'll be in traveling to l A.
Speaker 3: And look y'all, y'all know I don't take notes like
Speaker 3: Mary pain.
Speaker 1: With it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna, okay, I do my notes a different way.
Speaker 3: That's fine, but we're still gonna cover it all. I
Speaker 3: want to make sure it is the longest word. Yeah,
Speaker 3: word for word.
Speaker 2: No, we'll do a quote here, a quote there. That's fine,
Speaker 2: that's fine that you do it your way. You're in
Speaker 2: charge on Wednesday, and just make sure you're in touch
Speaker 2: with Ingrid and she's in Italy, so that's time zones
Speaker 2: are like what it's Yeah, it's we're just you know,
Speaker 2: we're struggling, but happen, but we're making it work, making
Speaker 2: it well.
Speaker 1: Okay, I keep moving my fan because I don't want
Speaker 1: you to hear it. You can't.
Speaker 3: I have not at all, no.
Speaker 1: Okay, because I'm a little sweaty. Okay.
Speaker 2: So let's talk about the not the virgins, just virgins.
Speaker 2: And as we predicted, Season one, Episode three is second base. Yes,
Speaker 2: episode so one, strikeout, Episode two first base, and hour
Speaker 2: one second base.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So do you think that the first time someone has
Speaker 3: sex is going to be called a grand slam or
Speaker 3: a home run?
Speaker 2: Home run run Okay, home run, unless like everybody has
Speaker 2: sex on one episode, then it'll be a Grand Slam
Speaker 2: because everybody has sex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's not going to happen because Sonali's not going to.
Speaker 2: I'm very concerned about her, very concerned about He's struggling. Yeah,
Speaker 2: mentally she's not well no, no.
Speaker 1: But let's talk about Rasha first.
Speaker 2: Now, Rasha, I really really hope we're going to get
Speaker 2: her in a full sex dungeon by the time this
Speaker 2: series is over.
Speaker 3: I think she has already started building one. Her mom
Speaker 3: just doesn't know about Russia. What's that down? Nothing that
Speaker 3: is funny.
Speaker 2: So we opened with where we left off with Russia,
Speaker 2: and she is telling Zach her date that she's a
Speaker 2: virgin and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, well, okay, I don't know about that. He goes,
Speaker 1: so you're like really religious?
Speaker 3: Like that, does that makes sense to ask that question?
Speaker 3: Because yes, that adds up, like, Okay, she's really religious,
Speaker 3: that's why she's a virgin.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yes, yes, So he just thought, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a religious thing, and she goes, oh, no,
Speaker 2: I'm actually not religious at all. I am spiritual. It's
Speaker 2: not a religion thing. So the talking daddy goes, I
Speaker 2: would not have expected to hear that from her, especially
Speaker 2: due to her age and her vibe. And I really
Speaker 2: enjoyed our date and our spicy banter. So you know,
Speaker 2: that ease to my nurves. But I do think that's
Speaker 2: got to be for either guy or girl. It's got
Speaker 2: to be kind of disconcerting to be like, Okay, you're
Speaker 2: forty and now I'm in charge of this, Like I
Speaker 2: didn't want to be in charge of this, you know,
Speaker 2: take care of journity.
Speaker 3: Imagine let's say if we were like dating at our age, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: and we met a guy who was a virgin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I would be I'd be like, you know, I
Speaker 2: think maybe no, I'd be like.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do it. You're not gonna get taught any
Speaker 3: great lessons. Okay, so we're both doing it for the
Speaker 3: same purpose. We're not going to be swinging from the chandeliers, U,
Speaker 3: we're not going to tie each other up. It's going
Speaker 3: to be basic missionary. And I think that's all you
Speaker 3: could take right now anyway.
Speaker 1: So that's yeah, yeah, wild yeah.
Speaker 2: So he says, well, you know, to her, he says,
Speaker 2: I respect you for that, Like, no worries he's like,
Speaker 2: I mean, we could break that barrier sooner or later,
Speaker 2: and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh.
Speaker 2: She gets all excited, you know, tonight in the car
Speaker 2: and she says, you know, I'm glad I got it
Speaker 2: off my chest. You know, I just really wanted to
Speaker 2: be honest, and he goes, well, that's something I really
Speaker 2: wanted in a relationship with, like honesty and communication, and
Speaker 2: so it's great, you know, thanks for telling me, and
Speaker 2: they're talking head she goes, this is great chemistry with Zach.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's real, and I'm wondering, like, is
Speaker 2: he the one and what would it be like if
Speaker 2: we had sex and I felt super comfortable with him
Speaker 2: and maybe he's the guy we'll be clapping cheeks with.
Speaker 3: Okay, girl, Like, I think we picked up on a
Speaker 3: vibe last week with Zach that we really didn't like.
Speaker 3: And he did it again this episode.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what he did, but he did do
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he did it again. I'm like, Nope, this is
Speaker 3: not going this is not gonna work because at some point,
Speaker 3: by the fifth time he did it, she was gonna
Speaker 3: be sick of it. Yeah, I think she's kind of
Speaker 3: being boozled right now. And really horny, so she's ignoring it.
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Speaker 2: she's self recording herself and she goes, hey, y'all, I
Speaker 2: have a confession since my date was Zach. And she
Speaker 2: says she's been talking to Zach a lot, but there
Speaker 2: were some red flags. She sent him a picture of
Speaker 2: her Halloween costume, which was Felma fum Scooby Doo and
Speaker 2: she looks cute and he said like, party looks fun,
Speaker 2: and she said it is fun. And then she says
Speaker 2: she set up a date to go to this selfie
Speaker 2: share room. We've seen this before. We saw Robin Staffy
Speaker 2: do this where you just go and take selfies of
Speaker 2: yourself and he wrote her, Okay, I guess i'll see
Speaker 2: you tomorrow. We're that stupid selfie shit, and she says
Speaker 2: she felt that was disrespectful in her red flag.
Speaker 3: Okay, So to me, this could be taken one or
Speaker 3: two ways. Okay, he's a total dick hid mm hmm,
Speaker 3: or he's kind of joking around with her, because I
Speaker 3: have been known to when we're going to go do
Speaker 3: an activity that is like James's activity, I'm like, I've
Speaker 3: already for your stupid goofy ass ship that we're doing tomorrow. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I go and we enjoy each other's company. But
Speaker 3: at the same time, he understands like she's just been
Speaker 3: a little shit, like she's gonna go and have yes.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, this was kind of our early and the.
Speaker 3: Relationship to do that. So I don't know if it was.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well either way, she was like, Nope, I'm never gonna
Speaker 2: see him again. That was it, Yeah, because she was like, nope,
Speaker 2: I felt like he was being a disrepect respectful.
Speaker 1: She didn't think it was funny. You know.
Speaker 2: In my mind, I was like, it seems like maybe
Speaker 2: he was joking. But I don't know, maybe maybe not.
Speaker 2: Maybe she does nothing we don't. And she says you
Speaker 2: got for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she dread red flag and say I'm not dealing
Speaker 3: with this shit.
Speaker 2: So she says, from my past experience with my ex husband.
Speaker 1: If I see a red flag, I shut.
Speaker 2: It down immediately because I will never give a man
Speaker 2: an opportunity to hurt me again.
Speaker 3: Wow, you know I respect that because Mary Payne, I
Speaker 3: tell you, I will see like twenty five red flags.
Speaker 3: Kind of No, it's not red, it's a little bit
Speaker 3: pink red flag. It's kind of orange. It's I don't
Speaker 3: know if that's necessarily red. So I'm proud of her
Speaker 3: for doing this. I mean, she only found her self worth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So now Rassha has signed herself up for a class
Speaker 2: at Club Kink, which I don't know why she didn't
Speaker 2: go to this place immediately because this these are her people.
Speaker 2: These are her people, Yes they are. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: Shabbari ropes class, and she says, I find it very
Speaker 2: attractive to be able to let of control, and I
Speaker 2: think a powerful man is sexy af and being submissive
Speaker 2: is my thing. Okay, okay, she shows what she wants.
Speaker 3: She sure does, she just hasn't done it yet, but
Speaker 3: she knows exactly what she wants.
Speaker 2: So she walks in and she meets a man named
Speaker 2: Scarecrow and a woman named Lady.
Speaker 1: So Hi Scarecrow, Hi, Lady.
Speaker 3: I thought there was going to be a Wizard of
Speaker 3: Ass theme.
Speaker 2: It's funny because she's like, I'm Russia and then she's like,
Speaker 2: am I supposed to come up with a fake name?
Speaker 1: I didn't know?
Speaker 2: And there are two other people there that we don't
Speaker 2: ever get any information about. But he goes, here's the
Speaker 2: full body harness, you know, and she goes, okay, that's
Speaker 2: really interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm a virgin. He goes okay.
Speaker 3: He didn't blinking eye.
Speaker 1: He was like okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then talking to her, Scarecrow explains that he practices shabari.
Speaker 2: They are binding you to set you free, and being
Speaker 2: a virgin is not as uncommon as you would think,
Speaker 2: and sometimes they just have late bloomers in there, and
Speaker 2: it's no big deal to him. He's happy to tie
Speaker 2: you up no matter who you are, no matter what
Speaker 2: you're thinking. He is a welcoming kind of person.
Speaker 3: I like Scarecrow.
Speaker 1: Scarecrow seemed he seemed all right. He said okay, So
Speaker 1: she goes, do you guys do spanking here?
Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, yeah, we have floggers and paddles,
Speaker 2: we have wax play. She's like, okay, what's the flogger
Speaker 2: and he tries it out on her and it's just
Speaker 2: like a thing with like a bunch of like strings
Speaker 2: on it, like to slap with. But it was kind
Speaker 2: of hot, you thought, so I don't tell James, But
Speaker 2: okay I did.
Speaker 1: He does. Listen, my cheeks were getting hot. Oh really really?
Speaker 3: I was like, would I like that? It really made
Speaker 3: me think about it. I was like, I never thought
Speaker 3: about doing anything like that. It's not sexually adventurous like that,
Speaker 3: you know what.
Speaker 1: I was kinda James Mike.
Speaker 3: I like that, James.
Speaker 1: I think James would love to have the opportunity to.
Speaker 3: Oh god, he has a flaughterer in our closet. I've
Speaker 3: just seen it before. He's just waiting.
Speaker 2: And so he says, let's do red yellow green, like
Speaker 2: you tell me, you know, if it's green, if it's
Speaker 2: starting to hurt, or you don't like it, it's yellow. And
Speaker 2: so she's like okay, yeah, she's like the whole time.
Speaker 2: Who it's like whenever Sonali has to put in one
Speaker 2: of those medical dillarys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who.
Speaker 2: Yes, And she says it doesn't hurt. She's like, it's
Speaker 2: something I never do. I needed it my whole life.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: He shows her the suspension harnesses, so he's going to
Speaker 2: tire her up with the ropes and then suspend her,
Speaker 2: and she says her first thought would be her weight
Speaker 2: because she's self conscious about it.
Speaker 1: That didn't hur to me at all.
Speaker 2: My whole thing was like it'd be like squeezing my
Speaker 2: fat in areas I wouldn't want to eased.
Speaker 3: But it's immediately what I would have thought to I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna even sit here and lie like I still
Speaker 3: do them, like, uh, what's the weight limit on?
Speaker 2: Okay, it would be there with me because there's grown
Speaker 2: men and stuff in there too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But you know she's got that you know thing from
Speaker 2: her past, and so she really likes hanging upside down
Speaker 2: with this harmss.
Speaker 1: She's like whoa, whoa, and then she.
Speaker 2: Does say do I look like a honey baked tam,
Speaker 2: which I thought was kind of funny.
Speaker 3: Now that board did not look like fun to me.
Speaker 3: I don't given up too much control being suspended in
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I guess if you just really like let
Speaker 2: your body loose, I could just imagine like every vertebrae
Speaker 2: in your back would pop.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Don't do they do they do.
Speaker 2: It like that like I guess you can, or you
Speaker 2: put the ropes up in your area and then you
Speaker 2: move the ropes around like I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Obviously that's what.
Speaker 3: I was thinking, because when I saw him put it
Speaker 3: down there, I'm like, oh, yes, kind of hmm. Russia
Speaker 3: scenes always make my cheeks hot.
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys, Keisha's into it, so give.
Speaker 3: Us a no. No, I'm not into it, into it,
Speaker 3: but it makes me.
Speaker 1: Like interested or okay, all right, all right, okay.
Speaker 2: So she likes it and this she says, the honey
Speaker 2: baked ham thing, which is funny. And so then he
Speaker 2: puts the vibrator on the harness ropes so that they're
Speaker 2: vibrating and he spanks her, and she is my note
Speaker 2: is hello, she just needs to bang Scarecrow. Can she
Speaker 2: and Scarecrow grow into a back room or even a corner,
Speaker 2: She wouldn't get They wouldn't have to be hidden, she
Speaker 2: wouldn't care at all. And the talking head she goes,
Speaker 2: I am ready, I am ready for the right guy.
Speaker 2: Big Per needs him soon.
Speaker 1: I was like, I think Scarecrow would have been happy
Speaker 1: to do the job.
Speaker 3: And I just feel like you, if your name is Scarecrow,
Speaker 3: you're not walking around with the little big.
Speaker 2: Also, though, maybe if he's a professional BDS in person,
Speaker 2: maybe he's like, no, I'm professional. I can't take it
Speaker 2: out of the club kink, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: But we could do it in the closet upstairs, but.
Speaker 2: I can come to your apartment later. Yeah, we have options. Okay,
Speaker 2: let us move on to Sonali. Wow, Sonali.
Speaker 3: So this whole thing made me so uncomfortable, Mary Payne.
Speaker 3: All the vaginas in there me too, Oh, it was cringing.
Speaker 2: I know you have you have a real problem with vagina. Yeah, so,
Speaker 2: she says, the vaginal dilators are addressing her physical issues,
Speaker 2: but it's more than that. She has some sort of
Speaker 2: emotional barrier. Now we heard a different term this week
Speaker 2: that is not what the doctor said last week.
Speaker 1: And this turn is vaginismus.
Speaker 2: Okay, because last week she had said something like vaginosis
Speaker 2: and I looked it up, and that's not vaginismus is
Speaker 2: what we're here. Or I just completely had some sort
Speaker 2: of air blindness last week, but I did look it up.
Speaker 2: Vaginis Smith has when the pelvic floor muscles around the
Speaker 2: vagina involuntarily contract, usually in response to attempts at penetration,
Speaker 2: which can make insert any tampons, getting a pelvic exam,
Speaker 2: and having penetrative sex difficult or even impossible.
Speaker 1: It shows itself with difficulty or.
Speaker 2: Pain during penetration of anything, tampons, et cetera. With the
Speaker 2: focus of the pain around the entrance of the vagina.
Speaker 2: It may feel like you're hitting a wall and can't
Speaker 2: insert anything further. So like that's what you say. It
Speaker 2: just clamps up, clamps up. Nope, no entry allowed.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: All right, So we meet a new doctor. This is
Speaker 2: doctor Kimberly Resnick Anderson, a sex therapist, and she's going
Speaker 2: to meet with Sonali to discuss these things. Sonalis down
Speaker 2: and she goes, okay, you've never had sex. You can't
Speaker 2: do a tampon.
Speaker 4: We got it.
Speaker 1: We got it, And Sonali goes, that's right. I'm a
Speaker 1: proud prude.
Speaker 3: I don't even know that she's frude. I don't. I
Speaker 3: think there's another name for her. I don't know if
Speaker 3: she's she wants to do it right, so I don't
Speaker 3: want to do dude. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they discussed the pelvic four floor exams she had
Speaker 2: with the other doctor and Sonali says, yeah, I've been
Speaker 2: trying the pelvic dilators. I've been trying it, but I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'm ever going to be able to
Speaker 2: have sex.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: And Sonali says, here's the thing. My parents are from
Speaker 2: India and I was taught no dating, boys are bad.
Speaker 2: And I thought you weren't even allowed to have sex
Speaker 2: until you were married. Like I didn't even know it
Speaker 2: was a choice. And she says, I've kissed six men
Speaker 2: in my life and I'm just a beam of passion,
Speaker 2: bursting with love, and I fall in love with one kiss.
Speaker 2: The doctor completely ignores her. The doctor ignores her because
Speaker 2: she's like, I'm just bursting with love. I'm a beam
Speaker 2: of passion and I fall in love with one. Because
Speaker 2: the Doctor's like, okay, anyway, so how about master rating?
Speaker 2: She completely ignores all that, like you know, lifetime movie
Speaker 2: fall in Love, Yes, a romance novel, yes, yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: So she goes, all right, so what about master wating?
Speaker 2: Have you ever done that? And she goes, no, she says,
Speaker 2: she goes, what are your.
Speaker 1: Thoughts about it? She goes to me, it's dirty, it's bad.
Speaker 1: It's something bad people do.
Speaker 2: And so in the talking head the doctor, doctor Kimberly says,
Speaker 2: Sonali is a great example of how early life messaging
Speaker 2: and cultural beliefs around sexuality gets so deeply ingrained. And
Speaker 2: so that means her vaginisimus is more psychological, and she
Speaker 2: seems to have a juvenile approach and an immaturity towards sexuality,
Speaker 2: and she's like stuck in.
Speaker 3: Apples, which perfectly yeah, because the way that she reacts
Speaker 3: to any and everything is like literally the first time
Speaker 3: you go to six education class and everyon's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just she needs this therapy and also like regular therapy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that you just wonder has she watched like
Speaker 2: movies that are like fun movies and then the couple
Speaker 2: has sex in the movie.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like, name a movie, any movie where somebody meets somebody
Speaker 2: and it's cute and they fall in love and they
Speaker 2: have sex in the movie. Like, has she even seen
Speaker 2: that to kind of understand like how the progression of
Speaker 2: that could go if that's what she wants, Like.
Speaker 3: Wells from when you cover up your eyes when the
Speaker 3: sex thing comes on, like when you were a kid
Speaker 3: and you were watching a movie with your parents and
Speaker 3: they were clever your eyes. I think that's what she does.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: By the way, when I was listening to this, my
Speaker 2: AirPods were dead, so I couldn't use my AirPods. My
Speaker 2: one sister was still downstairs with me here at the beach,
Speaker 2: and I said, I have to watch this with the
Speaker 2: speaker on because my AirPods won't work. So if you're
Speaker 2: gonna sit here or I'll go upstairs, and she goes, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not listening.
Speaker 1: I'm something.
Speaker 2: I go, okay, this whole part was on. I was like,
Speaker 2: you're gonna have to I can't even have you listened
Speaker 2: to this.
Speaker 1: It is so embarrassing. So but my sisters like, what
Speaker 1: are you watching? I go, this is my job, how
Speaker 1: dare you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So, but the doctor did make a good point that
Speaker 2: she seems a little adolescent, which was interesting. So the
Speaker 2: doctor says, do you ever feel like a pulsating in
Speaker 2: your loins, like tingling like Keisha feels when she sees
Speaker 2: rassia in the ropes?
Speaker 1: Do you? Yeah? And she's like, what like growing lloying? What?
Speaker 1: And they talk more in this doctor do you know
Speaker 1: what the word meant?
Speaker 2: No? But also this doctor has no like sense of humor.
Speaker 2: She just seems too serious to me.
Speaker 3: I think that Snali has sucked the fun right out
Speaker 3: of me. That's what I feel. I feel like this
Speaker 3: doctor is perfectly a key keying how a doctor, let
Speaker 3: you know, banter with clients, but how could you with Sonali?
Speaker 3: It's great, she wouldn't get half. She wouldn't understand. You
Speaker 3: literally are having to explain every single thing that you're
Speaker 3: talking about to this girl and she still doesn't get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And Sonali goes, well, I know that there
Speaker 2: are three holes and I've never worn a tampon, and
Speaker 2: the doctor goes, you need to make friends with your
Speaker 2: own vagina. But this is what we're doing now, Okay,
Speaker 2: she's just all business. And she goes, do you know
Speaker 2: where your sea word is? I'm not going to say
Speaker 2: it because I hate that word.
Speaker 1: Do you know where your word the sea where she's
Speaker 1: talking about? Yeah, do you know where your sea word is?
Speaker 1: And your and your G spot is?
Speaker 3: And da da da da.
Speaker 2: So she shows her a vulva puppet, anatomic cleicker.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 3: Horrible? I was like it, I have to watch this.
Speaker 3: I wanted to fast forward it through the whole entire part.
Speaker 2: Well, I imagine I'm sitting here listening to it, and
Speaker 2: my sister's sitting on the couch. What the hell are
Speaker 2: you doing? So she shows her where the C word is,
Speaker 2: and then she shows her where her eurethra is and
Speaker 2: tells her to put her fingers in her urethra, which
Speaker 2: is where the PPE comes out, Keisha, and pull it
Speaker 2: forward to find her G spot. First of all, I
Speaker 2: didn't know that, And second of all, I don't think
Speaker 2: you're supposed to put things in your eurethra that's where
Speaker 2: the pe comes out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds like a UTI and possible surgery would
Speaker 3: be needing at cost to correct that that. I was
Speaker 3: confused myself. When she said that, I'm like, wait a minute.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's a step too far for Sonali?
Speaker 2: Is step too far for me?
Speaker 3: I was like what? I literally my head had to
Speaker 3: go through the part. So I'm like, did she say
Speaker 3: something wrong or am I just stupid?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So she says, I will encourage you to explore yourself.
Speaker 2: And Snali goes, what I need is I need a
Speaker 2: man I can trust, and a man who would take
Speaker 2: the time to earn my trust and ninety nine percent
Speaker 2: and then don't want to do that, don't want to
Speaker 2: take the time. And the doctor says, so you assume
Speaker 2: most men are like that, and so your pain is
Speaker 2: a defense against you getting hurt emotionally. So closing up
Speaker 2: for vagina is a defense. And she goes, let me
Speaker 2: tell you, let me ask you this. Would you be
Speaker 2: interested in a sexual surrogate? She says, this is a
Speaker 2: person who is trained to help someone feel more comfortable
Speaker 2: in a sexual setting. It can be all the way
Speaker 2: to intercourse, or it can be just touching, and it's
Speaker 2: an opportunity to practice in a safe environment with a stranger. Basically,
Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't what I'm not sure about this,
Speaker 2: and the doctor says, if you're not changing it, you're
Speaker 2: choosing it.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I think this may be way too much
Speaker 3: for her, way too soon.
Speaker 1: Yes to do that.
Speaker 3: I think this is like I think Russia needs that,
Speaker 3: that would be good for Russia. Yet she was right, Mary, kay,
Speaker 3: I gotta tell you something, though it's kind of embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Whenever she said you know about the G spot, she goes,
Speaker 3: do you know what the G and G spot means?
Speaker 3: I don't know what it means? Does it mean gush?
Speaker 1: What does it mean cross?
Speaker 3: What does it mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know what it means? What does G?
Speaker 3: And he doesn't know either, go going?
Speaker 2: It seems for Grafenberg, a German guynecologist who was credited
Speaker 2: was first describing at nineteen fifty. So ill, how would
Speaker 2: anybody know that G stands for Grafenberg?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was an unfair for her to even
Speaker 3: ask her that, And I like what I thought. It
Speaker 3: was a lot better than that, And I think my
Speaker 3: way is a lot easier way to remember.
Speaker 2: I thought G said for it was a ganicologic. I
Speaker 2: just was like, oh, Gez hands for guanicologic, But no,
Speaker 2: it sands for Grafenberg.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure, so, Sonali, have.
Speaker 2: You studied doctor Grafenberg studies of I mean, of what yet.
Speaker 3: No one knows that. No, they're not a good match.
Speaker 2: No, no, these Yes, she needs a different therapist. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, let's move it.
Speaker 1: On to Danne.
Speaker 2: And Deane says, you know, I'm tired of not having
Speaker 2: a guy, and sometimes I feel I should just find
Speaker 2: someone and do it. We should think that, we all
Speaker 2: think that. And she says, I've gone on a bunch
Speaker 2: of dates. So we see clips of all these various
Speaker 2: dates that she goes on. Good looking guys, guys that
Speaker 2: are cuter than just just regular, like cuter than average cute.
Speaker 3: And she didn't find them to be attractive at all.
Speaker 3: I don't know what is she like? Blonde hair, blue eyes.
Speaker 2: Only I don't know it was that waiter wasn't blonde hair,
Speaker 2: blue eyes? And he also wasn't that cute that waiter.
Speaker 3: Those first two guys that they showed that she went
Speaker 3: on on dates with, old OI started talking shit.
Speaker 2: I mean, they are fine, and she has there were
Speaker 2: no sparks with these guys. And my note here is
Speaker 2: many of these guys are very cute. Yeah, and so
Speaker 2: she's telling her friends that she's dating, and they're at
Speaker 2: the boxing gym and she's like, I'm dating and I'm
Speaker 2: trying to get if everybody get chance, so I just
Speaker 2: feel no spark. I just feel no spark with any
Speaker 2: of these guys. And they're talking to head. The two
Speaker 2: friends are like, she's an overthinker. She overthinks everything, but
Speaker 2: she is trying harder by going on dates.
Speaker 1: So that's good.
Speaker 2: Because there are plenty of guys that go on dates
Speaker 2: with her and like her. She just doesn't like them back.
Speaker 1: And they're like, as soon as she goes on the date, yeah,
Speaker 1: oh we doesn't look like Liam Hansworth done.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're both fireworks, then go off like I she
Speaker 3: has a weird personality.
Speaker 2: She needs to give it ten minutes. I'm really I'm
Speaker 2: really wondering. This is its prediction that at the end
Speaker 2: of this we're going to find out actually she likes women.
Speaker 3: Well, maybe that's funny that you said that, because I
Speaker 3: was like, maybe she does just like girls and hasn't
Speaker 3: admitted it to herself but doesn't want to admit it
Speaker 3: on TV. Maybe she ain't interested in men.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because all these guys. I mean,
Speaker 2: most of these guys we're seeing are cute enough to
Speaker 2: warn't a second date and get to know them a
Speaker 2: little better.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I agree.
Speaker 2: So they're at this boxing gym and they're kind of
Speaker 2: joking around with her about the cute guys, like, Ooh,
Speaker 2: should I go talk to him?
Speaker 1: Do you want to go? Oh?
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll go over and say my friend is single,
Speaker 2: And she says, they're like, you know what you think
Speaker 2: you should do? We've heard of this speed dating. You
Speaker 2: should go to the speed daing And she goes, you
Speaker 2: know what, I'm done with this. I'm over you guys
Speaker 2: making suggestions. Nobody listens to me. I'm not interested. I
Speaker 2: don't want to do speed dating. And the friend says,
Speaker 2: you know, this sex thing has built up over time
Speaker 2: now and now sex is like this big monster that
Speaker 2: like is in the room that we can't talk about.
Speaker 3: Right. I don't think she would do very well at
Speaker 3: speed dating either.
Speaker 2: I think she would because she could be like, really,
Speaker 2: I could be nice for two minutes if it's one
Speaker 2: of those like two minute things or like five minute things.
Speaker 2: She couldn't do the tontra one where she'd have to
Speaker 2: touch or anything. She couldn't do that one.
Speaker 3: Well, that day she went on. She didn't give that
Speaker 3: guy one minute. As soon as she walked in, she
Speaker 3: was like, nope, no, not for me.
Speaker 1: So they go outside and fight.
Speaker 2: She fights with her friends, and the cameras watch it,
Speaker 2: and that's it. That's all we get for them. I
Speaker 2: think her storyline is not as interesting as the other
Speaker 2: so they're not giving well.
Speaker 3: She doesn't have very much in the personality department.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, mm hmm. And isn't she a party planner
Speaker 1: event planner?
Speaker 3: Look, I used to be an event planner, and so
Speaker 3: I know a lot of event planners and they have
Speaker 3: like pretty big personalities.
Speaker 1: That's what's happening.
Speaker 3: And she does not want that at.
Speaker 1: All because she has to deal with all types of people.
Speaker 3: Because unless she does just does like normal corporate kind
Speaker 3: of events where very planned and put her plan and
Speaker 3: a party, she's a party pooper.
Speaker 2: Here comes to party planner, won't want exactly all right,
Speaker 2: let's let's talk about Alex. Alex in Redding, Pennsylvania. So
Speaker 2: Alex goes to Laura's head turner's salon there in town,
Speaker 2: the talking head. He goes, I need a whole new
Speaker 2: look my sisters have been on me about my hair,
Speaker 2: and just like, my hair everywhere on my head, on
Speaker 2: my body, my eyebrows, my ears, every bit of hair. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got I got too much of it. And he
Speaker 2: has asked Andrea on a date. And even though she
Speaker 2: met him looking like this, he's hoping she'll like, you know,
Speaker 2: look would be interesting, and she was like, I was
Speaker 2: attracted to him because he looked like a sasquatch and
Speaker 2: now he doesn't painting.
Speaker 3: When they started that West scene, I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: who would have known that underneath that flannel he was
Speaker 3: a full grown sasquatch? Like that is bigfoot. He has
Speaker 3: been found. He was way hairer than I thought. I'm like,
Speaker 3: y'all been looking in the woods. He's right there and.
Speaker 2: Writing, and I'm gonna I'm gonna again tell I understand
Speaker 2: that waxing is comedically fun, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ne're just ne're he just got narrowive.
Speaker 3: He had too much hair to be waxing. Yes, there
Speaker 3: was torture for him. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So he meets Stephanie the waxer, and she goes, Okay,
Speaker 2: here's what you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Do, Like you're gonna lay on your back, Dad, we're gonna.
Speaker 2: Get started, and he goes okay, So I said, he
Speaker 2: removes his shirt and he's not that airy, but he's
Speaker 2: very hairy.
Speaker 3: I mean he had hair all on his neck and.
Speaker 1: All on the back of his neck.
Speaker 3: On the back. Yeah, it was it was a lot.
Speaker 1: It's a lot. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So they start with the belly and he goes okay,
Speaker 2: So Gerry, I could okay, okay, Oh we' gett a
Speaker 2: little higher.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So he's he is like out out oh shit, laughing,
Speaker 2: but he's laughing because it hurts so bad, like there's nothing,
Speaker 2: no other recourse, but like I've already started, I can't stop,
Speaker 2: and he has to laugh.
Speaker 1: But then she was like, we're gonna do the back.
Speaker 1: He's like a Nope, not today.
Speaker 2: And at one point Stephanie looks at somebody off camera
Speaker 2: and says, we need more wax.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 3: I don't think she knew how big of a job
Speaker 3: she was going to have with him. That was a lot.
Speaker 2: But when she said to me, do your back and
Speaker 2: he said no, I was like, at the tops.
Speaker 1: Of his shoe, Harry, yes, yes, get the shoulders yeah,
Speaker 1: and then stop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, He's like she's not going to be feeling my
Speaker 2: shoulders anyway, I got I gotta take a break.
Speaker 3: She could break the hair on the shoulders.
Speaker 2: So now he goes to see the barber and it says,
Speaker 2: what do you want to do? And he goes, bro,
Speaker 2: I have a date. I'm so excited. He goes, make
Speaker 2: me look handsome, Johnny. So we see lots of like
Speaker 2: pretty woman's style, like we're flipping it around and we're
Speaker 2: doing all this stuff, and then we don't, you know,
Speaker 2: we don't get the you know, final reveal until he
Speaker 2: goes on his date.
Speaker 3: But that was a good barber. That was not like
Speaker 3: walk in and get a haircut. No, this is he
Speaker 3: did it like old school barbers, you know, used to
Speaker 3: do it like perfectly with the beer yes and everything. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: And he took us time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take us time.
Speaker 2: And so when it's talking head, Alex says, I have
Speaker 2: a fear of reject and I don't like to make.
Speaker 1: Excuses, but I do feel like if I.
Speaker 2: Want to find a partner, I need to change things,
Speaker 2: like you know, And he says, and I also worry
Speaker 2: that I peaked in high school and you.
Speaker 3: Did not peak in high school. We were being bullied
Speaker 3: and asked that on fake dates. Now, don't do that
Speaker 3: to yourself. But he was cute then, he's cute now, Yeah,
Speaker 3: but he didn't he I don't want him to think
Speaker 3: that he peaked in high school. There's there's there's hope. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And he says, at least say you peak now because
Speaker 3: you were on a reality TV show. There you go.
Speaker 2: We still don't kind of job. We still have no
Speaker 2: idea that's concerning to me. He says, being a single
Speaker 2: virgin in your thirties, you just aren't where other people
Speaker 2: are your age, and it's rough. And I think that's right.
Speaker 2: We've got three things there. Single virgin in your thirties,
Speaker 2: live with your parents is the fourth one, and you
Speaker 2: have questionable job in minivan, get a lot of things
Speaker 2: against you, and so I think he he masks a
Speaker 2: lot of it with a humor, like he was laughing
Speaker 2: about the waxing and he's laughing about being goofy and
Speaker 2: all this stuff. But I think after all this, I
Speaker 2: think he really in this moment, seemed very like, oh
Speaker 2: this is not good, and I need to And I
Speaker 2: felt bad for him.
Speaker 3: I did, I did too, But he does need to
Speaker 3: work on those things.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 3: He does, even not even for like a woman.
Speaker 2: He needs to work on those things for himself, Yes,
Speaker 2: to get more like self confidence and everything. Yes, all right,
Speaker 2: So Johnny helps out his eyebrows and trims his beard
Speaker 2: and grooms his neck, and wow, we see him now
Speaker 2: and he looks great, really good. The before and after
Speaker 2: was wild.
Speaker 3: It like his his eyes even seemed brighter with the makeover,
Speaker 3: and you was feeling himself.
Speaker 2: You can see where the sisters are like, we don't
Speaker 2: even know where you are in that hair anymore because
Speaker 2: they know what he looks like.
Speaker 1: You know, we didn't know what.
Speaker 3: It was covered up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he says, oh, he feels good, he feels
Speaker 2: more confident, and he goes, I hope I don't fall
Speaker 2: back into a slump. You know, I worried I'm gonna
Speaker 2: mess everything up with Andrea. But he feels good about
Speaker 2: how he looks. So he he walks out for the
Speaker 2: date and she's like, oh my gosh, wow, and he
Speaker 2: looks good. He's got on like a trench coat, like,
Speaker 2: he looks really like effort, effort into his outfit and everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so they hug and she's like, he look
Speaker 2: so amazing. I was talking head. She says that Alex
Speaker 2: I met had this like huge beard and like big jeans,
Speaker 2: and it means he put a lot of effort into
Speaker 2: this date to look good. Yes, so I do wonder
Speaker 2: if he got some new clothes too, because the way
Speaker 2: she's describing, even his clothes were all like too bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he didn't have on a flannel. He had on
Speaker 3: a nice long sleeved dark shirt. And obviously I don't know,
Speaker 3: maybe he borrows some money for his mom from his
Speaker 3: mom to go shopping and get it, you know, outfit
Speaker 3: for his date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the go go karting, And she says, I
Speaker 2: love that this is the date that he planned. It's
Speaker 2: a great way to have fun and play up the
Speaker 2: energy we already have. Like it's super fun. And it's
Speaker 2: also maybe fun too because like immediately you don't have
Speaker 2: to be staring at each other, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, And everyone thinks you have to do the
Speaker 3: whole dinner. They I always say, go do something fun
Speaker 3: then go to dinner. That way, at dinner, you know
Speaker 3: you have something to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yes, even if.
Speaker 3: It's a movie, you have something to talk about at dinner.
Speaker 3: You talk about the movie so, yeah, good job, Alex.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: And so he goes, yeah, we're vibing and we're having fun.
Speaker 2: And I can't imagine that I have to tell her
Speaker 2: that I'm a virgin and that I love at home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not gonna great.
Speaker 2: And of course again I'm just like, get two three
Speaker 2: dates in and have her really like you before you
Speaker 2: tell her these things, you know, yes, just so she
Speaker 2: doesn't like just dismiss you out of hand. She gets
Speaker 2: to know you first, you know, right. So they make
Speaker 2: conversation like, oh, what's your favorite thing to do in town?
Speaker 2: And he goes, you know, I like to be social,
Speaker 2: but I don't love big crowds. And she goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 1: She goes, you know, I kind of like to be
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 2: He goes, me too, and he says, I'm one of three.
Speaker 2: I have two older sisters. And she goes, so, were
Speaker 2: you like the star like the athlete and the sisters,
Speaker 2: you know, and he goes, well, I played varsity soccer.
Speaker 2: She goes, oh, wow, I bet you got all the girls.
Speaker 1: And this is very good for his ego.
Speaker 2: I think so too, and he goes, no, no, that's
Speaker 2: not really the thing, and He goes, you know, dating
Speaker 2: sucked in high school, and high school leads to college,
Speaker 2: and I didn't do great there either, and.
Speaker 3: Not in my thirties, not in my twenties. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she says she went to college in Texas and
Speaker 2: majored in broadcast journalism. He was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: you have a broadcast voice. And she does, like word
Speaker 2: on the street. Is that word of the word on
Speaker 2: the street back to you, Alex? You know she does
Speaker 2: one of those.
Speaker 3: She had a great reporter voice. Yeah, why did I
Speaker 3: want to say recorder reporter voice?
Speaker 1: She did? She was and that was cute too. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, they're kind of yeah cute.
Speaker 2: So the talking head, she says, you know, we have
Speaker 2: a lot of chemistry, and I'm so excited to see
Speaker 2: what happens, Like I'm so glad I got to meet him.
Speaker 2: And he goes, you want to go out again? And
Speaker 2: she goes, yes, of course I do, and they hug
Speaker 2: and shes walk me to my car. He says, yeah, right,
Speaker 2: And then the talking today he says, I just feel
Speaker 2: so overwhelmed.
Speaker 1: I don't have any experience with this, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to mess it up. So maybe he needs a
Speaker 1: sexual surrogate too.
Speaker 3: Maybe, but I think he did a pretty good job
Speaker 3: on the date.
Speaker 2: I think he did a good job on the date too.
Speaker 2: He looked nice, he made conversation.
Speaker 3: Yep, yep. There was sometimes that you could see the
Speaker 3: fear in his eyes like that she would ask. I'm like, please,
Speaker 3: do not crash out. Wait till you get in the minivan.
Speaker 3: Then you can crash out, but do not crash out
Speaker 3: because he there was some moments that I'm like, oh boy, but.
Speaker 1: He gets those eyes like he's like he does.
Speaker 2: So next week, Deane has found a guy. Okay, she's
Speaker 2: super excited about this guy. They're doing like a cold
Speaker 2: plunge thing, which like were like in somebody's backyard getting
Speaker 2: in a tub.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is this.
Speaker 3: They do that they do that, I have a friend
Speaker 3: that does that kind of stuff. I don't get it.
Speaker 3: You know, they's always you should come do it. I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: the fuck I shouldn't. You know.
Speaker 2: They recently just did a whole thing where it's like
Speaker 2: cold plunge is not as good for you as they've
Speaker 2: been saying it is.
Speaker 3: I was like, good, there's a whole yeah. Never I
Speaker 3: my friend actually bought a tub for his house, Yes.
Speaker 1: That you could put the ice in and do the
Speaker 1: cold plunch.
Speaker 3: Yes. And so I'm like, I'm gonna watch him do
Speaker 3: this for a month. And I've been after a month,
Speaker 3: he's gonna be like, this is pretty fucking expensive to
Speaker 3: buy bags of ice to feel this saying, And a
Speaker 3: month and a halfway, he goes, yeah, you know, it's
Speaker 3: kind of expensive. I'm like, yeah, that's a lot of ice.
Speaker 3: You know, he has to keep doing it.
Speaker 1: Also, it's stupid.
Speaker 2: So in my opinion, in my medical opinion, I think
Speaker 2: it's dumb.
Speaker 1: So anyway, she's she sees this, she sees this cute.
Speaker 2: Guy, and then she says, I worry, you know, he
Speaker 2: won't let he wouldn't like me, or he won't like
Speaker 2: me when he finds out I'm a virgin again. Go
Speaker 2: on a few days first, you don't have to tell
Speaker 2: him right away.
Speaker 3: Well, he's not gonna like your personality, so don't even
Speaker 3: worry about the version part.
Speaker 2: Russia goes on a photo shoot at the selfie place,
Speaker 2: I think, with the guy. She's at the selfie place
Speaker 2: with the guy, and the guy says, just looking at
Speaker 2: the bricks like in the selfie room, which looked like
Speaker 2: like eighties MTV style, like painted bricks. He says, he goes,
Speaker 2: oh wow, this room reminds me of BDSM Dungeon, And
Speaker 2: of course she's like what what?
Speaker 3: Yep? What she was writ to go right there? And
Speaker 3: there she goes, I don't know what that stands for?
Speaker 3: What is BD? I know it's sexual like bondage stuff,
Speaker 3: but I don't know what each letter stands for.
Speaker 2: I'm going to guess, and I think it is, Okay,
Speaker 2: bondage domination, sato masochism.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're going to go with that because I don't
Speaker 3: know anybody.
Speaker 1: That's what I think it is.
Speaker 2: I know the SM is Sato masochism, but I do
Speaker 2: think it is bondage domination save doo masochism. Somebody let
Speaker 2: me know. I'm sure you'll let me know if I'm wrong. Yes, So,
Speaker 2: so she says to him when he says, this reminds
Speaker 2: me of and I think he's literally just talking about
Speaker 2: the bricks or what I mean too. She was what
Speaker 2: she was a funny story. I just went to a
Speaker 2: place like that. If you ever heard of shabari ropes,
Speaker 2: put a little vibrator on there, you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 2: hang from the ceiling.
Speaker 1: He's like, okay, I was just making conversations. So this
Speaker 1: is not so.
Speaker 2: Andrea goes to Alex's room this house yeah, and she's like, wow,
Speaker 2: this is your house. You're king of the castle here,
Speaker 2: and he goes, no, actually, I live with my parents.
Speaker 2: Did she not see the other three cars in the
Speaker 2: driveway or like mom's you know, manicures on the coffee table.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking did she not see like everything looked
Speaker 3: like a woman had decorated the house.
Speaker 2: I wonder if he has like his room is like
Speaker 2: you come in through the garage and it's like right
Speaker 2: off the kitchen you go straight up or something like
Speaker 2: you don't have to come through the main pybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know. We'll find out.
Speaker 2: So they're like in his bedroom, he's like, I love
Speaker 2: with my parents. So Sonali says, I was told I
Speaker 2: should talk to a sex surrogate. And she seems to
Speaker 2: be tweaking out like me on those caffeine pills.
Speaker 1: She's like I was old.
Speaker 2: She seems to be Yeah. And this person whoever she's
Speaker 2: talking to, who maybe is the sex surgan. It's a
Speaker 2: guy and he goes, well, okay, I think it seems
Speaker 2: very uncomfortable for you to touch yourself, and she goes,
Speaker 2: what is going on here? We are different gingers and
Speaker 2: different cultures, and you wouldn't understand this is who I am.
Speaker 1: She stands up and walks away. So I don't know
Speaker 1: if that was the sex Surgate.
Speaker 2: He was just there to sort of talk her through
Speaker 2: things and she just then lost her mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I was glad to see that her hair
Speaker 3: was down.
Speaker 1: Well, she was trying to look good for the sex Surgate.
Speaker 3: Maybe, well, she could have done a few other things,
Speaker 3: but baby, yeah, because I think she needs a makeover.
Speaker 3: I think she's a very cute girl. She does know
Speaker 3: how to do her makeup, she doesn't know how to
Speaker 3: do her hair. I think she does her makeup in
Speaker 3: a way and her hair in a way that it
Speaker 3: makes her look older than what she is.
Speaker 2: Totally, yes, because it's kind of like a grandma she no,
Speaker 2: she now, however you said that word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the makeup is heavy. It's not the right colors.
Speaker 3: It's like pink lipstick heavy, the eye liner and just
Speaker 3: it doesn't compliment her at all.
Speaker 2: It's like the makeup she did in high school. Then
Speaker 2: she just hasn't changed it with the times.
Speaker 3: It's like stage makeup.
Speaker 1: Oh have you ever.
Speaker 3: Been in a theater or anything like that? It looks
Speaker 3: like theater makeup, like where you have to do it extra,
Speaker 3: you know, exaggerate. That's her every day Look, Yeah, she
Speaker 3: needs to calm down with that.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 3: Well that's coming from a person who wears a lot
Speaker 3: of makeup. You wear a lot of makeup, but you
Speaker 3: don't want it to appear as though you wear a
Speaker 3: lot of makeup.
Speaker 2: That's right, And I would like to wear no makeup
Speaker 2: and in for it to appear that I'm wearing a
Speaker 2: lot of makeup.
Speaker 1: That's what I think.
Speaker 3: We all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting my makeup done when I'm in La
Speaker 2: for this party. I can't because because there's going to
Speaker 2: be you know, like a bread like a little red carpet.
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna be getting lots of pictures taken, and
Speaker 2: I'm already nervous about the makeup.
Speaker 1: I've already paid for it, so I have to do it.
Speaker 2: But I'm already nervous about you know, you get your
Speaker 2: makeup done, and for me, I'm like, I look like
Speaker 2: a full drag queen.
Speaker 1: And you know, for you, you'll.
Speaker 2: Be like you look actually perfect because you like to
Speaker 2: wear tons of makeup.
Speaker 1: I just can't.
Speaker 3: I love makeup.
Speaker 2: It's just not for me. Yeah, as I'm older. As
Speaker 2: I'm older, it's just got too many wrinkles and too
Speaker 2: many crevices in my face.
Speaker 1: I think I don't know.
Speaker 3: Well, she's gonna make it look like you don't.
Speaker 1: It's a heat even even better, it's a man. It's
Speaker 1: a man.
Speaker 3: That man even better. I cannot wait to see. Are
Speaker 3: you going by yourself?
Speaker 1: No, Matt's going with me to the party.
Speaker 4: Is my day?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay?
Speaker 2: I love ye, I know. And I'm hoping to see Kimberley.
Speaker 2: I recorded with three yesterday and said, you know, she
Speaker 2: lives in the OC. She doesn't live in La Proper,
Speaker 2: so it's like an hour away. So I was just like,
Speaker 2: if I could see you, that's great. Otherwise I'm gonna
Speaker 2: try to see John Hill. He said he's around, so
Speaker 2: we'll just see. Maybe I'll just have lunch with Johnah.
Speaker 2: And then Pat Pat Hickey of Bad TV, he was like,
Speaker 2: I'll take you to lunch. I was like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: So many people want to see me. But I'm only
Speaker 2: going to be there a day and a half, so you.
Speaker 3: Can make it work. I could make it work.
Speaker 1: It's just boom boom boom.
Speaker 2: Just think about la is. Nothing is fast, nothing is fast.
Speaker 2: Everything takes an hour no matter where you are.
Speaker 3: That's crazy. But that's how Houston area is too. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: yeah yeah. It could takes you an hour to get
Speaker 3: to the very next town.
Speaker 1: Yes, and that's the same in DC.
Speaker 2: Like, if it's rush hour and you're in DC and
Speaker 2: our house is twelve four hours to excuse me.
Speaker 1: Twelve miles from DC, it'll be at least.
Speaker 2: A hour and a half. Yeah, and you're like, yep.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I haven't figured out anything else I'm doing.
Speaker 2: I've told Match just to be on standby to be
Speaker 2: my tour guide, and he said, yes, and show me
Speaker 2: what you're wearing. Send me a picture of what your
Speaker 2: voices are or the party.
Speaker 3: I want to see.
Speaker 1: It's two black dresses. That's what I've gone, David.
Speaker 3: I specifically told you, I know the last time we
Speaker 3: had this conversation, do not wear black.
Speaker 2: I'm wearing black. I found a Trina Tchurk pink dress
Speaker 2: that I loved that was pink that like gold in
Speaker 2: it and had these huge like butterfly wing arms. Is
Speaker 2: an amazing dress. It fit me great, But the problem
Speaker 2: is Gisha and pictures, I would look like a blob
Speaker 2: because the way the arms are, there's no way to
Speaker 2: like pull your arm out to differentiate that you have
Speaker 2: an arm, do you know what I mean? The way
Speaker 2: that they're so flowy, So I could not I could
Speaker 2: not wear it. So it's gonna, okay, the next thing
Speaker 2: you cannot do black.
Speaker 1: Well, I am good over it.
Speaker 3: You are going to look like you're wearing the same
Speaker 3: exact outfit to every single event you've gone to.
Speaker 2: Well, that's fine. I don't want to stand out, so
Speaker 2: that's fine. That's fine. You don't know if you have
Speaker 2: a look at me anyway. Oh boy, oh boy? All right,
Speaker 2: what's going on on the Libra Lounge. What's going on
Speaker 2: with the liber Lounge?
Speaker 3: We've got two episodes right now, one of questions with Keisha,
Speaker 3: We've got one with just a regular show, and then
Speaker 3: we'll be putting out two more this week.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Okay, busy, busy, busy, busy, And again Keisha's
Speaker 4: taking over the Valley for this Wednesday and then you
Speaker 4: guys on Thursdays.
Speaker 2: On Thursday's Pop and Bravo episode. It's just going to
Speaker 2: it's going to be match Me Abroad. It's going to
Speaker 2: be the episode we did for the Prime. It'll be
Speaker 2: the first episode. It'll be on Thursday, so you can
Speaker 2: listen to it and if you like it, subscribe, And uh,
Speaker 2: that's it.
Speaker 1: That's what we got.
Speaker 3: Did you get the picture I sent you because you
Speaker 3: were wondering when we talked about Matching Me Abroad if
Speaker 3: Amber had braces on her teeth.
Speaker 2: I did see a quite of a close up mouthhol
Speaker 2: picture that you sent me.
Speaker 3: Yes, I did, and I had to get I was like,
Speaker 3: oh wait, screenshop, no screenshot, I gotta No. She does
Speaker 3: not have onmbrace.
Speaker 2: Okay, but her teeth were shiny, so I thought maybe
Speaker 2: she has some visil line or something, but maybe not.
Speaker 2: She still is just clear gloss or vasoline. Yeah, she does.
Speaker 2: She could use a visiline, but she is still very
Speaker 2: cute and that is God. By the way, I was
Speaker 2: telling Kimberly yesterday or it was you that I was
Speaker 2: talking to, and we were talking about irishman that we love,
Speaker 2: and I was talking about Colin Ferrell how much we
Speaker 2: love Colin Ferrell and.
Speaker 3: He's not Irish. It is Colin Firth from.
Speaker 2: No Colin Ferrell. Colin Ferrell is Irish. He's the little
Speaker 2: guy with the black hair that was the penguin. That's
Speaker 2: Colin Ferrell.
Speaker 1: What did you call him?
Speaker 2: Maybe I said Colin first, But Colin Firth is the
Speaker 2: tall guy that plays like mister Darcy and Pride and progestin.
Speaker 2: He was in the Bridget Jones okay, and in Love. Actually, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: that's Colin Firth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: People always get their names mixed up because yes, both,
Speaker 3: it's both Colin and then the last name is with
Speaker 3: an F.
Speaker 2: But Colin Ferrell is who I'm talking about, the cute
Speaker 2: little guy with the black hair that was.
Speaker 1: The penguin that's been in tons of movies.
Speaker 3: Not calling him little.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm sorry, he's probably we don't want to get
Speaker 2: in trouble again. Okay, I'm explaining the difference between the two.
Speaker 3: Don't he has thicker eyebrows, he has haughty mccot hot.
Speaker 1: Hot, Yes he is. I don't care if he is
Speaker 1: four eleven, well I wouldn't care, but he is. He
Speaker 1: is hot. He's hot, so if I somehow said Colin
Speaker 1: for Firth. I did not.
Speaker 2: I know Colin Firth is British, and I know Colin
Speaker 2: Ferrell is Irish. Okay, that's dead. I know all these things.
Speaker 2: So to anybody that I may have said it wrong,
Speaker 2: I've gotten several notes about it.
Speaker 1: I apologize.
Speaker 3: Really, people do it all the time, and it's just
Speaker 3: because of the names. Like you, you know exactly who
Speaker 3: you're talking about. You've got the just like you did,
Speaker 3: you got the person visually, but the names are kind
Speaker 3: of used.
Speaker 2: So if I said it wrong, I do know that
Speaker 2: Colin Ferrell is the Irish person that my friend Mary's
Speaker 2: in love with.
Speaker 1: And we were the whole conversation was about.
Speaker 2: Amber going to Ireland, and we got to that because
Speaker 2: of Amber's teeth, which are fine, Amber's very cute.
Speaker 1: What did you I said, Amber's very cute.
Speaker 3: What did you say before that?
Speaker 2: I said, we got to that because we were talking
Speaker 2: about Amber's teeth, which led us to Ireland, which led
Speaker 2: us to Colin Ferrell, not Colin Firth.
Speaker 1: Amber's very cute.
Speaker 3: The teeth, Okay, I thought, I heard you say her
Speaker 3: teeth are fine.
Speaker 1: I said, she could use in visil line.
Speaker 3: Okay, That's what I was like. I was like, what, Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's going to use her money from the show and
Speaker 3: get in thisze line.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see.
Speaker 3: I would do the same thing too.
Speaker 1: I feel like she's got a good job. I can't
Speaker 1: remember what it was. Oh, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 3: Here we go. We don't know if there's a regular
Speaker 3: job along with being a makeup artist.
Speaker 2: Does she work at Macy's or does she do like
Speaker 2: this person's gonna do my makeup in La. We don't know,
Speaker 2: we don't know, we don't know. Somebody will let us know.
Speaker 2: They'll find her Instagram and let us know. Everybody follow
Speaker 2: me over on Instagram at Pink Shade Pod and make
Speaker 2: sure you're also following Keisha. That is the Libra Lounge
Speaker 2: with Keisha, And if you have questions for Keisha on
Speaker 2: her show, questions with Kisha, you can send them to
Speaker 2: Libralounge Radio at gmail dot com. Look, you you all
Speaker 2: on the top of the off the top of the noggin.
Speaker 3: Because she's a girl's girl. She got all the information.
Speaker 2: Right, everything's just right up top, everybody. It is just
Speaker 2: right in there.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get ready to go to dinner with my
Speaker 2: fam and uh you guys. The next thing you'll see
Speaker 2: for me, I'll be posting in LA, so be sure
Speaker 2: to follow along on Instagram.
Speaker 1: If you want to see that excitement.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, all right, I E bye.