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<v Speaker 1>No Whatchaco Orlando's rock station to one to one one

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<v Speaker 1>w JR are if you want to try to win

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<v Speaker 1>corn tickets today, we've got a pair. Somebody who votes

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<v Speaker 1>and you say, we play it on the JR Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>We randomly picked and handed those tickets.

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<v Speaker 2>What a transition. What a transition that is. You're voting

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<v Speaker 2>on which Bob Marley song you want to hear, but

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<v Speaker 2>you're winning corn tickets. The three songs that you're voting on,

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<v Speaker 2>take your choice. They are no Woman, no Cry, jamming or.

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<v Speaker 3>Stir it up. Well, what's the most votes is played

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<v Speaker 3>back at nine?

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<v Speaker 1>Marley might be nice going into a holiday weekend. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>telling you that was a an outdoorsy type weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a programming genius decision. Well done.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's begin in Lewisbourg, PA, cops busted a man who's

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<v Speaker 1>from Baltimore who was wearing one of those gilly suits

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like you camouflage yourself and uh oh yeah

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<v Speaker 1>they like the netting. Yeah, well, you know, you just

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<v Speaker 1>blend in with the terrain as he I used him

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<v Speaker 1>in no as he crawled across landscape approaching uh the

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<v Speaker 1>US Penitentiary in Lewisbourg with a duffel bag full of

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<v Speaker 1>inmate necessities.

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<v Speaker 3>What would be cell phone, the.

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<v Speaker 1>THC vape pens, spice, THC paper, one hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 1>one unidentified pills, one hundred and twenty wrapped vate pens.

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<v Speaker 1>He also had cell phones, SIGs, phone chargers, and a

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<v Speaker 1>utility cutting tool as he tried to clandestinely access the

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<v Speaker 1>yard at the penitentiary with the contraband.

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<v Speaker 2>So he was going to cut his way through the

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<v Speaker 2>fence and penitentiary.

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<v Speaker 1>And just bring in, you know, the goodies for the inmates.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, at least when he gets there, you know, they'll

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<v Speaker 2>he'll have buddies in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's got that.

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<v Speaker 2>Or they're gonna be all pissed off at him because

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<v Speaker 2>he got busted and they're gonna put the beat down

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<v Speaker 2>on him, which would be the worst. He gets caught

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<v Speaker 2>trying to deliver them weed pens. They don't get said

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<v Speaker 2>weed pins, so they're or their SIGs, so they're pick

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<v Speaker 2>or their cell phones.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>And now they don't have their SIGs, so they're all nicotine.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they're nicking out kind of. They're upset and

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<v Speaker 2>pissed and they're gonna Oh, this is not gonna end

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<v Speaker 2>good for this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Who the scenarios we paint on this show who wins?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you did a stretch as well, so you can

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<v Speaker 1>speak from experience.

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<v Speaker 2>In sing sing Yeah for the newer listeners that don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And my specialty was a made rat peach rat pee

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<v Speaker 2>peach wine where you use fermented peach one or fermented

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<v Speaker 2>rat pe porn. Throw my tidy whities altered, yes, and

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<v Speaker 2>some peach if need be, some peach from the commissary.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my fermentation. Sold Gangbusters man, rat pee peach

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<v Speaker 2>wine still get buddies saying, you know, like when we

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<v Speaker 2>have old prison talks.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Bob, remember the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have prison reunions still like kind of just

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<v Speaker 1>like high school reading?

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<v Speaker 2>Not many of them are still around. Yeah, they kind

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<v Speaker 2>of got back once you got a sing sing you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're real trouble. I was just lucky to land this job.

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<v Speaker 1>And your boy still on the inside. Yeah, he was

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<v Speaker 1>just lucky to land this job. I'm still quite confused

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<v Speaker 1>in the timeline everywhere where he fit this in. Since

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<v Speaker 1>I've known you since ninety six, Yeah it was prior

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<v Speaker 1>to that.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Yeah, everybody's confused with the timeline.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the nom one really is a head scratcher who

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<v Speaker 1>wins freight train or tornado. Let me give you the

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<v Speaker 1>state the tornado is in so you can maybe gauge velocity.

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<v Speaker 1>Steal North Dakota. I'm going tornado to the tune of

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<v Speaker 1>derailing forty three of its cars. Yeah, on Wednesday night.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't a passenger train though, it was a freight train.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Yeah, he said that be a hell of a

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<v Speaker 1>passenger forty three cars. Those passenger trains are always fairly short.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Those freight trains are the ones that you hate seeing.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they were driving home and you get stuck

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<v Speaker 2>behind one.

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<v Speaker 1>No injuries, no crew or anybody injured, no hazmat materials.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just any video aftermath just after me. There

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<v Speaker 1>was no Actually it was in the middle of nowhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Corn sweats. Have you heard this term yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Now I had time to think about it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I do remember from my meteorological days in

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<v Speaker 2>school that was in between all the other Do you

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<v Speaker 2>know the.

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<v Speaker 1>Official meteorological term for corn sweat?

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<v Speaker 3>Corn sweat?

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<v Speaker 2>Not that I can't remember, but we we just called

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<v Speaker 2>it corn sweat because they it was like when I

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<v Speaker 2>when I was up broadcasting in Nebraska for a while,

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<v Speaker 2>it was you know, Corn City, they got the corn

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<v Speaker 2>Huskers play there. They'd say, you know what, it's so hot,

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<v Speaker 2>the corn sweating, And that's where it came from.

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<v Speaker 3>Am I correct?

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<v Speaker 1>You are absolutely correct, and corn does sweat. The official

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<v Speaker 1>term is evapo transfer transpiration, yeah, which means water lost

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<v Speaker 1>from the surface of the soil or open water as

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<v Speaker 1>vapor evaporation, and from the surface of plants is water vapor. Uh. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>they're having a heat wave in the Midwest right now,

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<v Speaker 1>and corn sweat is adding to the misery by unleashing

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<v Speaker 1>additional moisture into the atmosphere, causing additional humidity to increase

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<v Speaker 1>the feel like temperatures into triple digits. One single acre

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<v Speaker 1>of corn can release three thousand gallons of water into

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<v Speaker 1>the atmosphere per day.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that, vegetarians who are saying you're doing it

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<v Speaker 2>for the environment, You're putting a hole in the ozone

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<v Speaker 2>l with your corn and you can't digest.

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<v Speaker 1>That flowing holes in the ozone or anything, or melting glaciers.

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<v Speaker 4>It's basically it's a good humidity. It's the fake pen

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<v Speaker 4>for corn plants. Again, Like I said, veggie hedtarians.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't even digest this tough.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of you know. Alright.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally I got one more. Did he hear a restaurant?

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<v Speaker 3>You know how I knew it?

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<v Speaker 2>Corns was where it's just like meat Sea actually nothing

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<v Speaker 2>like him.

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<v Speaker 1>A restaurant in New Hampshire was fined one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty thousand dollars for violating child labor laws. The two

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<v Speaker 1>infractions that stood out for me for allowing you fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>year old to teach use nothing wrong with that, to

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<v Speaker 1>use a blow torch during food preparation, and allowing another

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen year old to clean the meat slicer.

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<v Speaker 2>Ay old World cheese shot. They had Delta, Dave and

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<v Speaker 2>I work in there. I think it was fourteen years old.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when the guy, the old Vietnam vett looked to Dave.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is a true story. Unlike most of my otherwis.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh love to dealt to Dave and he goes all right, man,

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<v Speaker 4>he was exactly like that guy that played the coach

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<v Speaker 4>from Saving Silverman.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what I'm talking about. I believe that crazy guys.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess he's like, come on you pansies. You know

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<v Speaker 3>how I'm talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, this guy Mike was exactly like him. He can't

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<v Speaker 2>be around anymore. He drank and smoke too much. But

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<v Speaker 2>Mike looked at both of us.

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<v Speaker 3>We're fourteen years old, right, if that? He goes, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>tallet stopped up. Come on boys, and we're like, wha

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<v Speaker 3>what why what do you so?

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<v Speaker 4>We use a plunger didn'twork, goes, no, reach in there

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<v Speaker 4>and grab it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, no, he fair handed it. Yeah, he guys like.

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<v Speaker 4>He goes, after telling to fourteen year olds who probably

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<v Speaker 4>shouldn't even be working there by law, to reach up

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<v Speaker 4>and do it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm not. I can't reach up in a

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<v Speaker 3>toilet man. And and all of.

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<v Speaker 2>A sudden, Mike went straight back to his nom days

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<v Speaker 2>and he goes like this, you little pant and he

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<v Speaker 2>did he call.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes, this is how you do it, you little.

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<v Speaker 2>He used another word for pansies that you can't say anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know if we're allowed to use pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh hell yeah you are. It's a beautiful flower. And

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<v Speaker 3>he goes just like this.

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<v Speaker 5>He is elbowed deep in that he comes out like

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<v Speaker 5>this hat like like he was scalloping down in Christever,

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<v Speaker 5>he comes up like look and Dave and I are

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<v Speaker 5>tortured for life and scarred for life from this.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine piece.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Imaginati stopped up toilet at Ye Old Cheese Shop

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<v Speaker 1>on j R. R. It just rocks.