Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Jeff Jaspisire Adventure. I'm
Speaker 1: your host Mon Saint, joined as always by John aka
Speaker 1: Superior eye Patch Wolf.
Speaker 2: Oh if my channel ever gets deleted and I have
Speaker 2: to start again, Superior eye Patch Wolf it is.
Speaker 1: Yep, there you go. I'm also joined by Lucy James
Speaker 1: Games just.
Speaker 3: The regular brand home brand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well for now, once you get your hair cut,
Speaker 1: it'll be yeah elevated. We've also got the top of
Speaker 1: Jeff back Law's ahead.
Speaker 4: Hello, what are you trying to say there, Tam.
Speaker 3: Because he was looking down and you look sad. You
Speaker 3: look like a sim who's depressed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jeff, I really think the energy you're bringing to
Speaker 2: this podcast right at the gate here is not not
Speaker 2: what we need. So I think maybe the best best
Speaker 2: thing would be too. I want you to really come
Speaker 2: at it with some energy, with a lot of gusto
Speaker 2: here at three two one go.
Speaker 4: I'm delighted and elated to be here with you. Find folks. Hello,
Speaker 4: how are you okay? You don't take it seriously enough
Speaker 4: to do the exercise and you know what else? Thank
Speaker 4: you podcast listener for taking the time out of your
Speaker 4: busy day. I know it's busy to just hit the
Speaker 4: play button on your podcast application of choice. It takes
Speaker 4: a lot. That's a big ask, and you've delivered.
Speaker 2: This person could be listening to any podcast in the world.
Speaker 2: They chose this one, so there's at least in the
Speaker 2: context listen there. Fuck everyone else. I guess it could be.
Speaker 4: Any JoJo's podcast. There's many of them. I assume. I
Speaker 4: have no idea. There's got to be a couple. There's
Speaker 4: got to be at least a dozen or so. But
Speaker 4: thank you for choosing us, and for the next hour
Speaker 4: or so we'll repay the favor. Allow us.
Speaker 2: Allow us to take away your worries and drop some
Speaker 2: serious and occasionally humorous Jojo observations.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh we have to be funny.
Speaker 4: Yes, especially you.
Speaker 1: That was great, Like the way that you locked in
Speaker 1: You stop looking down at your phone. Yeah, you're like
Speaker 1: looking at I was.
Speaker 4: Looking at a weird nail I had. Sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: weird nail. It's a weird fingernail. But it's okay. Now,
Speaker 4: what's what's weird about? What's worried about it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Uh, it was just sort of like I wasn't sure
Speaker 4: if it was like sometimes you know, like how skin
Speaker 4: and nail can kind of merge.
Speaker 2: I unfortunately, do no understand when you have a it's
Speaker 2: kind of a nail.
Speaker 4: It's kind of and I just wanted to I had
Speaker 4: to perform a little bit of digit surgery to ensure
Speaker 4: that the two were not intertwined anymore. And I've successfully
Speaker 4: done it.
Speaker 2: Okay, what kind of what kind of what kind of
Speaker 2: nail maintenance routine to you guys commit to when they
Speaker 2: feel like I can tell Lucy takes it seriously. I
Speaker 2: know this is an audio podcast, but that's impressive, Lucy.
Speaker 4: Are those your real fingernails? Yes, there's something I don't.
Speaker 4: For my taste, they're a bit too long. I'll just say,
Speaker 4: for my taste, they're just a bit too long. Okay.
Speaker 4: When I could see a lot of the white, I
Speaker 4: get a little up get a little upset. It's it's
Speaker 4: a me thing. It's not a you thing. It's a
Speaker 4: me thing. I got to keep them.
Speaker 2: I got to keep them right down to the to
Speaker 2: the because if you go to if you go to training, people, get.
Speaker 4: All the alligators you're wrestling. You can't be scratching those guys. Tam,
Speaker 4: do you have nails?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I have nails, I like clean them.
Speaker 4: This is weirdly relevant to this.
Speaker 3: I know that's I was like, wow, so good at
Speaker 3: pasing John.
Speaker 2: Why you know, you know what, if we had gone
Speaker 2: straight into it rather than pointed it out, it probably
Speaker 2: would have been a lot more impressive.
Speaker 4: Uh huh huh.
Speaker 2: But you know what, I've spent my entire career tumbling
Speaker 2: ass backwards to the internet, So why stop for this podcast?
Speaker 3: Do?
Speaker 4: Would you know?
Speaker 1: The first episode we're going to be recapping is called
Speaker 1: Atomic heart Father, except on Crunchy Role it's called heart Father.
Speaker 1: For some reason, they took Atomic.
Speaker 2: I think Atomic heart Father is just such a fucking
Speaker 2: metal name.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well, when I saw Atomic I think on Netflix it's
Speaker 4: heart Father, and then I and then I read it
Speaker 4: and I think I started saying fart harder, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's funny too. Atomic Heart makes me think of the
Speaker 4: video game no one played and only I did.
Speaker 2: I played first hour and I was like, this seems
Speaker 2: all right, and then I was like putin and.
Speaker 4: Wait a minute, isn't this Russian? Oh.
Speaker 3: Atomic Heart is the fourth studio album by Japanese rock
Speaker 3: band Mister Children is now.
Speaker 4: Mister Children Children. That's so good, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: The album features two successful lead singles, Crossroad and Innocent World.
Speaker 4: I was oh.
Speaker 3: Innocent World was featured in the TV advert for Coca
Speaker 3: Cola sports drink Aquarius.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I sure that's a real thing. There's a
Speaker 4: there's a bunch of like genres that are covered in
Speaker 4: these two episodes.
Speaker 3: I was so happy with the other one, but we'll
Speaker 3: talk about that when we get there.
Speaker 1: We began in an average house in Mario before we
Speaker 1: actually continue thanking to the JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia, which is
Speaker 1: jojo wiki dot com, very well maintained and up to
Speaker 1: date wiki for JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. An average house in Mario,
Speaker 1: there is a woman named Shinobu Kawa Jiri and her
Speaker 1: son Hayato, who's very disrespectful. Son kind of comes home
Speaker 1: and is like, doesn't even say hello to her.
Speaker 4: He's a punk's dickhead.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's an little punk.
Speaker 1: She's given off. She's given off bad vibes, like she's
Speaker 1: very very aggressive.
Speaker 4: I kind of like her vibes.
Speaker 1: It's an animated woman. Of course, you like her.
Speaker 4: Buddy, Come on, I think we've all known. If there's
Speaker 4: one thing I am very selective about It's not just
Speaker 4: any animated woman.
Speaker 1: Every time when you would appear, there.
Speaker 4: Has to be an element of maternal nature with them.
Speaker 3: Town is yeah, and then that's what he's into.
Speaker 1: Moms.
Speaker 4: I look, you can draw your own conclusions, as you know.
Speaker 2: Getting random messages from Jeff and it'll just be like, mom, question,
Speaker 2: is there anything? Is there anything more beautiful than a
Speaker 2: woman about to create life? And I'm like, Jeff, I
Speaker 2: don't know God where this is going. I just I
Speaker 2: just do a podcast with you every two weeks. I
Speaker 2: don't want to engage in whatever dialogue you're trying to create.
Speaker 4: I could not even just like hold character there. I
Speaker 4: just the idea of me just like randomly to geving
Speaker 4: you being like how horny are pregnant women? The thing is, though, is.
Speaker 3: It like have you seen so you know when you
Speaker 3: know when people get canceled and people just like release screenshots.
Speaker 3: Some people do just message weird shit like that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, no, Look, I've sent John a lot of
Speaker 4: weird stuff all the time, but it's not about pregnant stuff.
Speaker 4: Pregnant's for sregnant.
Speaker 2: I don't know when when I think, when I think
Speaker 2: of like my DMS with my nearest and dearest. Yeah,
Speaker 2: out of context, those could look strange, of course, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Shinobu, I'm also a fan. I like her hair,
Speaker 2: I like her kind of attitude. I think she's fucking cool.
Speaker 4: She's cool.
Speaker 1: Her husband, Coosaku, apparently, according to her, is a very,
Speaker 1: very boring dull man who lives a basic routine, and
Speaker 1: she says she says that she doesn't actually look like
Speaker 1: she's not into him.
Speaker 2: She's like, my beautiful, stupid, boring husbands.
Speaker 4: I love how nothing is left for guessing. With the
Speaker 4: way she describes her husband, he's just like he's the
Speaker 4: most boring, dull bitch in the history of salary man.
Speaker 4: And I fucking hate him.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: She's chilling in her in the living room, and just
Speaker 1: after he returns home and he's like, what's for dinner?
Speaker 1: And she points out like this hidden meal underneath.
Speaker 4: First of all, she says, it's your favorite, yeah, your.
Speaker 3: Favorite, Yeah, it's your favorite. I didn't have to but
Speaker 3: I prepared your favorite.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it's just a weird cop ramen.
Speaker 2: She's kind of like, she's like, you're gonna eat it
Speaker 2: a little bit aren't you like, she's so cruel about it.
Speaker 4: I also love that she took like she covered the
Speaker 4: pre made device.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there were there were some theatrics to this
Speaker 2: mild emotional spousal abuse.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's they have a healthy relationship, is really the takeaway?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So she goes over and he takes off, and
Speaker 1: he sees that it's it's it's ramen and immediately just
Speaker 1: starts cooking dinner instead, which catches her off guard, like, oh,
Speaker 1: Danny's cooking not usual for him. Meanwhile, Joe Joska Kowich
Speaker 1: and who are at Kira's old home and they're looking
Speaker 1: for anything that can give him a lead on tracking
Speaker 1: him down.
Speaker 2: I adore this entire sequence. I just love it. I
Speaker 2: love the third place trophies. I think is just so smart.
Speaker 4: That is what do they say, he's like like he's
Speaker 4: he's so painfully average. Yes, that's so good man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just the idea that someone would like I will
Speaker 2: achieve precisely third place.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there's every single time, always third place, always
Speaker 3: always the bridesmaid's mate bride, what's wrong, what's a wrong?
Speaker 3: What's a wrong? Below bridesmaid like.
Speaker 4: Flower girl children just a ring Bear or a flower person.
Speaker 3: I would say ring bear has more to do than
Speaker 3: a bridesmaid.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, I love how my ring bear was my
Speaker 4: best woman, I guess sure. I love how there's now
Speaker 4: a numerical pecking order that we've all damaged.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it goes to over to them and they're
Speaker 1: looking for details on this lad Hera, but they just
Speaker 1: find out that he's, like, as I said, he's very
Speaker 1: media Okay, He's done his best not to stand out.
Speaker 1: He's like got second or third place and everything, and
Speaker 1: he tries not to be the center of attention.
Speaker 4: He wants moderately in all subjects.
Speaker 1: The one weird thing that Jelska finds is a draw
Speaker 1: full of jaws that have nail clippings in there.
Speaker 4: I love that they don't know what it is at first,
Speaker 4: They're just like, what are these tiny little shards? Some
Speaker 4: kind of spice? Perhaps the thing is so.
Speaker 3: My mom used to keep my baby teeth in a jaw,
Speaker 3: So I get it.
Speaker 4: Oh what, eh, you didn't do that. Nope, didn't do that.
Speaker 4: Don't have a whole medicine bottle filled with DIBs fucking
Speaker 4: rotting teeth in them? No, no.
Speaker 3: One, Okay, we'll give them whenever my baby teeth would.
Speaker 2: Fall out, maybe bronzing your like first, when you need
Speaker 2: those teeth, you're gonna feel like a fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I mean to what end? Was she doing
Speaker 4: this to make like little Moroccas? Like, what was happening?
Speaker 6: Something so demented about Morocca's filled with children's teeth. It's
Speaker 6: like it's like a witch started to bend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're just called like Salem. Listen why. I don't
Speaker 4: know who.
Speaker 3: She may be sentimental at the time.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's supposed to trade it in for money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not when you're a baby. You're right, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Your baby teeth fall out like when you're seven.
Speaker 2: Although I'm going to hang out with my mom tomorrow
Speaker 2: and ask her this. I will not be shocked if
Speaker 2: she does, because she's.
Speaker 4: Gonna pull the necklace up out of her just shake it.
Speaker 4: I'm her precious, only child, Jeff. It's like, oh, this
Speaker 4: little thing right here, the vial of teeth I keep
Speaker 4: close to my heart. No no use for those.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna ask my mom.
Speaker 4: Hang on, go on, please don't Okay, Okay, sure, damn
Speaker 4: you could continue, we'll circle back with loose.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool. So they wish weird people man, So they
Speaker 1: find the he's using the length of his nail clippings
Speaker 1: to kind of divine and how lucky he is gonna be,
Speaker 1: and that kind of in turn informs whether he is
Speaker 1: going to do the murder, which is a.
Speaker 2: They go into such ridiculous, unnecessary detail here where they're like,
Speaker 2: look the year he killed that ghost girl, they grew
Speaker 2: by twenty centimeters.
Speaker 4: It's so weird the correlation. I don't understand what they're
Speaker 4: trying to do here. Well, Jewish merchants used to estimate
Speaker 4: the Oh my god, and then there's that oh yeah,
Speaker 4: well yeah, what the like? I didn't So first off,
Speaker 4: I read it and I shrieked the loudest laugh I
Speaker 4: ever could. I was just like, what the fuck did
Speaker 4: I just read? My mom is, oh, no, Jodoro's like
Speaker 4: it's like how Jewish businessmen use sun spot dynamics. I'm like, what,
Speaker 4: what the fuck? What the fuck is this proud boy
Speaker 4: going off about Crown Boy wouldn't be in the pro Boys?
Speaker 4: My mom replied.
Speaker 3: I said, hello, random one, did you keep my baby teeth?
Speaker 3: When I was a kid. I remember finding a few
Speaker 3: ones and she said, yep, still safe and it container somewhere.
Speaker 1: I should reply, I need them for my visa odd request.
Speaker 3: So I can explain it to the boys. Why did
Speaker 3: you keep them? Why did you keep them?
Speaker 4: Okay, carry on, Karen, She's gonna be like, I Like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to say. That's too gross. Anyway, what
Speaker 4: was Jordoro saying? And then the next line is what
Speaker 4: it's like a Jewish businessman use Sunspot dynamics to forecast
Speaker 4: what it was. It's so weird.
Speaker 1: It's basically saying like, oh, there's like there's something.
Speaker 4: Superstition. Yeah, yeah, exactly, it's pretty good. That's the name
Speaker 4: of this podcast. I guess Sunspot dynamics. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: The poll Suddenly behind them, a polar Reid camera snaps
Speaker 1: a picture of jo Too and Joski while they're rifling
Speaker 1: for Kira stuff. And when they look.
Speaker 3: Who takes that picture? Like he who took it?
Speaker 4: We know?
Speaker 1: But he was.
Speaker 3: Already in a picture, Like where was he when he
Speaker 3: how did he take the picture?
Speaker 4: If he don't ask questions, don't ask questions about the
Speaker 4: logical fallacies that this entire sequence is about. To open up.
Speaker 1: It snaps the picture and they look closely and they
Speaker 1: see like a weird figure in the background, and it
Speaker 1: turns out the picture reveals that Kira's dad is a
Speaker 1: ghost in this house and is visible on in the picture.
Speaker 1: He's kind of just sitting behind them, and he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've trapped you jot Rojoski and the others in here
Speaker 1: with his stand, which is called atom heart Father.
Speaker 4: But okay the trapped. Does he definitely say stand?
Speaker 1: No, he never. He never says he has a stand.
Speaker 4: Because I can't tell if this so he.
Speaker 2: Has a stand splash screen like he gets the he
Speaker 2: gets that, he gets that where it's like, but other
Speaker 2: than that, he never says, this is my stand at
Speaker 2: work and we never see a stand, which is really weird.
Speaker 1: He also never says that he was like shot by
Speaker 1: the bow and arrow or anything like that, but he
Speaker 1: later on he does indicate that he went to like
Speaker 1: Egypt and spoke to and yeah, every name is and.
Speaker 4: And Koichi also says something to the effect of like
Speaker 4: ghosts and stands don't mix, like so they just further
Speaker 4: the plot point of like I don't think the dad
Speaker 4: is a stand. I think he's the ghost photo just
Speaker 4: to speak, a ghost. This is a spooky photo ghost,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's this dad Yoshi hero is. He's trapped
Speaker 1: them with his stand, but like the inside the space
Speaker 1: that's within the photograph, the picture, so they're stuck.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're stuck in a physical version of the physical
Speaker 1: limitations of their movement are dictated by the frame of
Speaker 1: the picture that they took, and he's able to influence
Speaker 1: that space from inside the photo and he starts trying
Speaker 1: to cut off Yoto and Joe's head. I think at
Speaker 1: one point Joe ske rips up the photo and they
Speaker 1: immediately that yeah, and he's just like whoops, and they yeah,
Speaker 1: he does that. He uses his stand to rip up
Speaker 1: the photo and they start to get ripped open as well.
Speaker 1: So Jota quickly tells her Joek to repair it. That
Speaker 1: he repairs it and they go back to normal. That
Speaker 1: really great. Yeah. At that point, Oksu and Kohi Chi
Speaker 1: a pair and they're like, what the hell's going on?
Speaker 1: Oksu is about to use his stand to try and
Speaker 1: pull your sh hero out of the picture, is what
Speaker 1: it seems like. They're trying to say. I don't understand
Speaker 1: how that's going to work. But he fails because he
Speaker 1: gets teleported from one side of the room to the
Speaker 1: other because he like stepped through the bounds of the
Speaker 1: image that has taken. It's very confusing, but he basically
Speaker 1: stepped out a frame and got launched across the room.
Speaker 3: Yes, we've got an update from my mum about why
Speaker 3: she did it, and this is actually very sweet. She said,
Speaker 3: I said, so I can explain to the boys why
Speaker 3: did you keep them? And she said, it's part of you,
Speaker 3: part of your development from baby to toddler. I didn't
Speaker 3: do an imprint of your hands and feet, though. Did
Speaker 3: your dad got your hair somewhere? To plus your first socks?
Speaker 4: The socks are cute. Okay, what if you did you
Speaker 4: collect any Adib's teeth? Jeff, No, John, I'm not a
Speaker 4: serial killer. Is it too late? Is that still an option? No,
Speaker 4: it's not too late. He's still got plenty to go. Okay,
Speaker 4: I think you should consider honestly making them around. Lucy's
Speaker 4: mam has won me over all, right, I'll attempt to
Speaker 4: do the impossible pivot here and all of a sudden
Speaker 4: begin harvesting the things that fall off my son fall
Speaker 4: out of.
Speaker 3: His Did you phrase it like that?
Speaker 4: Is that not what it is? I mean, what are
Speaker 4: we doing here? What are we actually doing? Harvesting teeth?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, harvesting These are the teeth that fell out
Speaker 3: naturally that I put under my pillow for the tooth fairy.
Speaker 4: Sure, those are the tooth fairies, not your mother's number one,
Speaker 4: number two.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me. I've got it. I've got some bad
Speaker 3: news about the existence of the tooth fairy for you.
Speaker 4: It's fair. I can handle it. I'm a big boy. Also,
Speaker 4: I also think that, like, there's nothing cute about a
Speaker 4: tooth like socks I get, the shoes I get, but
Speaker 4: like the actual tooth detached from the.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna tell this to my friend who's
Speaker 3: a dentist, you know her way in on your your
Speaker 3: prejudiced view on teeth.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they're they're the toothperf not me.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh no, you could become one, learn to becomes
Speaker 5: more fetishes.
Speaker 1: Its cottoon, women and teeth. It's looking rough for the gang,
Speaker 1: and Joska basically gives up. He's like, I not just
Speaker 1: getting Joe. Torro is trying to about to give up.
Speaker 1: He's like, I give up. We can't beat this dude,
Speaker 1: and Joska is freaking out because he's trying to fight.
Speaker 1: But it turns out Joe to is is he's got
Speaker 1: a little scheme that he's in acting. He takes the
Speaker 1: photograph that he has of them with the dad in
Speaker 1: the background and places it in front of the camera
Speaker 1: lens so that it crops out him and Joe Ski
Speaker 1: and only has the dad in it, and takes the
Speaker 1: photo so he basically limits limits his movement so anything
Speaker 1: they do to that photograph won't impact them, but will
Speaker 1: impact the dad. And he folds this new photo in
Speaker 1: half and tapes it shut and basically seals the dad away,
Speaker 1: which is a very smart, cool thing.
Speaker 4: It's so cool. I love the animation of him wrapping
Speaker 4: up the photo as well.
Speaker 1: It's yeah. And then he gets like a couple attacks
Speaker 1: and he like pins it to a nearby wall and
Speaker 1: then off they He goes to carry on searching for
Speaker 1: any sort of clues on what's going on. Meanwhile, Yoshihiro
Speaker 1: is like talking through this tape tape that he's been
Speaker 1: encapsulated in, and he's trying to get Oku and Kochi
Speaker 1: to like release him a bit. He's like, I can't breathe,
Speaker 1: and Kochi, being an idiot, is like, oh I know
Speaker 1: how that feels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kuchi needs to get his fucking head out of
Speaker 2: his ass in this scene.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's he's been so pointless and stupid for three
Speaker 4: episodes now.
Speaker 2: Like he's he's literally like, maybe we should hero he
Speaker 2: did Killer Ghost.
Speaker 4: Oh he's so annoying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he's he's about to get but thankfully Oka
Speaker 1: steps up and it's like, don't be stupid, he's playing you.
Speaker 1: And then Oka goes up to him and he's like,
Speaker 1: how about I put more tax on this? And then
Speaker 1: he like pins it all the way around the edge
Speaker 1: the perimeter of the the the little package that he's
Speaker 1: been wrapped up in. But this inadvertently creates the opportunity
Speaker 1: for him to escape. I don't actually know how this happened, Like,
Speaker 1: how does he escape now that he's been pinned to
Speaker 1: the wall even more?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 4: He he like he tricks him into taking off the photo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh right, yeah, sorry, sorry, he he tries. I
Speaker 1: don't know what his his whole thing is. How do
Speaker 1: they think he escaped after being because he.
Speaker 4: Goes.
Speaker 1: He goes silent, is what he does. Because but like,
Speaker 1: why does think I just put more pins in hair? Oh?
Speaker 4: No, I think I think there's a bit where weird.
Speaker 3: You've given me the way to get out, like.
Speaker 4: All these holes in this thing and you and like
Speaker 4: to me, I'm like, oh, they're just gonna allow this
Speaker 4: little ship to slip his way through like a thumb
Speaker 4: tack hole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess. Like the thing I'm saying is like
Speaker 1: it's a stupid moment from where he puts more tag
Speaker 1: down to secure it.
Speaker 2: And is not He's not the not the brightest orange
Speaker 2: in the bunch. Okay, established that that's fine. He's about him,
Speaker 2: But fucking queechy is there being like oh what if
Speaker 2: this ghost cat breathing there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, him with well, you know what, he's too forgiving.
Speaker 4: He's too forgiving with everybody. He's forgetting. He's he's what's
Speaker 4: her face?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: No? Cool?
Speaker 2: You can't you guys, yeah, biggest Jeff. If she was pregnant,
Speaker 2: you would, yeah, pregnancy out of this. She's a teen
Speaker 2: like later in life, of course.
Speaker 4: Oh she's a teen. Okay, never mind, Sorry, I keep forgetting.
Speaker 4: Who can tell how old anybody is in this show?
Speaker 4: Kira's like fifty. Apparently he's there.
Speaker 3: He's thirty too something, Kira.
Speaker 4: Oh, it takes place in the nineties, right, Okay?
Speaker 3: Sorry, They literally say that he's in his early.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot. I am sorry, Lucy. I'm bad at
Speaker 4: I'm bad at this, I'm bad at Adam there I
Speaker 4: said it. I'm just glad you no longer an expert.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Just it's disappointing to hear you say that, Jeff, because
Speaker 2: I feel like we've been on this journey for two
Speaker 2: years and you're just you're not getting any better.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Yoshi Hero decides that he's going to use this opportunity
Speaker 1: to trick them into letting him out by just being silent,
Speaker 1: to make them think that he's run away. He escaped
Speaker 1: somehow's a big noise and stuff shakes and they think,
Speaker 1: oh god, he's done, so they unwrap him basically, and
Speaker 1: he gets and then he's like, ah, I tricked you
Speaker 1: into unwrapping me, and now I'm definitely gonna escape. And
Speaker 1: he's trying to escape because he's he wants to stop
Speaker 1: Joe Taro from finding something that is very important. He's like,
Speaker 1: if if we find this, if they find this, it
Speaker 1: could be a lot of trouble for Kira, and that
Speaker 1: thing is what happened.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sorry, I just like, you know, I know,
Speaker 4: presumably everyone's listening to this, like why watches the episodes too? Right,
Speaker 4: and like, can we all just take a second and
Speaker 4: just laugh at like this fluttering polaroid that's just making
Speaker 4: its way through a crow? The crow? Why is there
Speaker 4: so much animation on that crow? Oh my god, it's
Speaker 4: just everything. Remember, we're just we're watching this polaroid like
Speaker 4: it's a person. It's just so everything is just so amazing.
Speaker 2: No, I agree, This entire sequence is completely insane, and
Speaker 2: I love it. The ghost photograph man used a loose
Speaker 2: thread from his sweater to lastsue a crow and fly
Speaker 2: away and they.
Speaker 4: Point in there.
Speaker 2: I think it's only like four frames, but that crow
Speaker 2: takes a ship.
Speaker 3: On the housework hera is, which I thought was poetic.
Speaker 4: It's just and they even show the sleeve unraveling too,
Speaker 4: just so you know, we're we're checking all the boxes here,
Speaker 4: so you know where we've got an air tight narrative. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: there's I'm not gonna leave any gaps of logic here.
Speaker 4: Oh I love it. I like this is one of
Speaker 4: my favorite episodes. It's brilliant.
Speaker 2: No, it's it's I just what a deliriously for an
Speaker 2: episode and we're not even doing We're not even not
Speaker 2: the best part.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: They continue to search and the thing they find in
Speaker 1: the bottom draw is a second bowl and arrow. Yep.
Speaker 2: Can I just say the commitment to you delivered that
Speaker 2: line with absolutely just warmed my heart.
Speaker 1: That was a second arrow. A second arrow has hit
Speaker 1: the Jojo.
Speaker 2: Jeff, This must have rocked your world. I believe what
Speaker 2: escaped my mouth was come on like that? I think
Speaker 2: I did that? Uh?
Speaker 4: What the actual fuck are we doing? Not a pixel
Speaker 4: of bow and arrow for seasons? And now we've got
Speaker 4: bow and Arrow doppel gangers left and right there falling
Speaker 4: out of this sky there in hidden drawers. What is happening?
Speaker 1: Wonderful?
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: I would have really appreciated if you know the photo
Speaker 2: of Kira and his parents. I really would have liked
Speaker 2: if like his dad had like a little Egyptian hat
Speaker 2: on or like a little replica yeah, a little replica
Speaker 2: toot and common thing in the background, just just some.
Speaker 4: Little I just I would have I would have appreciated that.
Speaker 4: But that's okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3: Wow, just just something to tie you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean him they mentioned that and your stuff
Speaker 1: and ye ye. So there's a second bow and arrow
Speaker 1: set and Jotaro figures that this has been This is
Speaker 1: probably a different one from the one that Dio used.
Speaker 1: And this is how having multiple is how they efficiently
Speaker 1: and quickly created a bunch of like stand using lack keys.
Speaker 1: There's an explanation why for why they kept getting jumped
Speaker 1: by people who stands so quickly after we as the
Speaker 1: viewers found out, stands exist. So he Yosha hero manages
Speaker 1: to get the arrow and escape. So there's a piece
Speaker 1: of paper fluttering around that has now lifted an arrow
Speaker 1: and is traveling across the city with it.
Speaker 4: Normal stuff, No more, no more, everything's cool.
Speaker 1: He thinks about how his son is a serial killer,
Speaker 1: but it's like, I'll still protect him because he's my son,
Speaker 1: which seems it seems a bit weird.
Speaker 3: My son, is that how you refer to do? So?
Speaker 4: Yeah, my son come here.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, back with I like this, uh, this kind of
Speaker 2: goblin king character yeah, Jeff, just sorry.
Speaker 4: Give me your tith son, give me your keys, Oh, teeth,
Speaker 4: I need them for the harvest. Harvest approaches little one.
Speaker 3: Note Men in Black, where it's like.
Speaker 4: Lucy, Lucy, what's your goblin voice?
Speaker 3: M give me your teeth, boy, I need the harvest.
Speaker 4: That's so good.
Speaker 3: Wow, you available for voice acting work.
Speaker 1: Uh Abu continues to not if her husband is being
Speaker 1: very weird, very different. There's a bit where a landlord
Speaker 1: suddenly appears out of nowhere and is like, hey, your
Speaker 1: overdue on your rent, and she's like looking at her
Speaker 1: husband and is like, just go to the safe and
Speaker 1: use the code that only you know and get the
Speaker 1: money out and give it to him. But obviously, if
Speaker 1: it wasn't clear right now, you should know that Kira
Speaker 1: has taken over this body and he has no idea
Speaker 1: what this safe code is, because you know, he's assumed
Speaker 1: the body and doesn't have the knowledge that this person
Speaker 1: did previously. The way he does is pretty smart. He
Speaker 1: uses his stand to steal money from the landlord. Lucky
Speaker 1: break down the money. The landlord is carrying a whole
Speaker 1: ship load of money with him, And then I think.
Speaker 2: It's pretty funny that like killer Queen, this absolutely horrifying
Speaker 2: stand just has this moment right now where it's.
Speaker 4: Like t just like breaks ok, like deal with it.
Speaker 1: And then he uses that money to pay for the
Speaker 1: rent for several months, so he's robbed the landlord, which
Speaker 1: you have to respect. You have to give him credit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, so that that means the landlord legs it
Speaker 1: and uh. At that point, his wife is like walking
Speaker 1: up the stairs and she like turns and it's like,
Speaker 1: this man's crams are making me horny.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's hot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you al really think she's gonna be like, this
Speaker 2: man isn't my husband, but no, she's like this. This
Speaker 2: I love what I mean too, was the siest thing
Speaker 2: I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: He cooked a really good meal. He dealt with this
Speaker 3: with no drama.
Speaker 1: Yeah I would cooked. And then he stole and broke
Speaker 1: the law into m hmmm.
Speaker 2: This whole storyline as Kira being the fake father of
Speaker 2: this family is one of my absolute favorite things in Jojo.
Speaker 2: I just think it's so unhinged, it's so creepy, it's
Speaker 2: so interesting, Like I've never seen a horror movie about
Speaker 2: well this is some but not quite like this, and
Speaker 2: it's I just love it.
Speaker 4: I think that.
Speaker 2: I think Kira is such a great character. I think
Speaker 2: the way he's used in Part four is so weird
Speaker 2: and creative, and I I cannot wait for you guys
Speaker 2: to see where this goes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the possession stuff is I'm trying
Speaker 3: to think of like a movie where they have kind
Speaker 3: of done it, where it's like, Mom's not mommy anymore.
Speaker 4: Well, there's a film called good Night Mommy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where is that? The horror one that came out recently?
Speaker 2: No, this came out a couple of years ago. It's
Speaker 2: about these two twins and their mom comes home and
Speaker 2: her face is like covered in bandages from plastic surgery,
Speaker 2: and they start noticing that, like it doesn't seem like
Speaker 2: her under the bandages. And it's a horrible film. It's
Speaker 2: I would call it's the kind of horror film I
Speaker 2: call a bit of a day ruiner.
Speaker 4: So I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, yeah, if you're looking it up, it's spooky.
Speaker 1: Doesn't evil dead rides have like a does that mom
Speaker 1: thing going on?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that movie's no good.
Speaker 3: I guess like Hereditary also has that kind of ship.
Speaker 4: Creditary is so good? Did you see Boy's afraid, Lucy, No.
Speaker 2: Not yet.
Speaker 3: I really want to.
Speaker 4: Why everyone everyone hates it? I love it?
Speaker 3: Okay, that that means I probably love it. I have
Speaker 3: seen long legs are which I oh, is that good?
Speaker 2: Let me in, Okay, Lucy, how long his legs because
Speaker 2: I'm worried I'll be disappointed.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm just wearing my long legs today. Okay, the legs,
Speaker 3: and I've seen longer legs.
Speaker 4: I have seen longer legs, striking that one off the list.
Speaker 3: It is very good, though, I agree time.
Speaker 4: If you like seven, I love seven. Oh man, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not like seven is incredible, like unbeable. It's very good.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of seven.
Speaker 4: Influence in it.
Speaker 3: I also like, really, if you've if you're coming off
Speaker 3: to Alan Wake to train, a lot of that too.
Speaker 2: I think I I don't think I like Alan Wake too,
Speaker 2: and I wish I did.
Speaker 4: I just it's it's guys, it's a dialogue. I need
Speaker 4: I need the clicker to get to the dark place.
Speaker 4: And it's like, this is fucking ship.
Speaker 3: I had to rewrite the story.
Speaker 4: Oh that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: I like it. It's all in it's in keeping with
Speaker 3: the world. I think also the joke is is that
Speaker 3: Alan Wake himself is not a good right, Yes.
Speaker 2: Very definitely, I think I I think that everyone said
Speaker 2: that's the joke, and their remedy is like, uh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what.
Speaker 4: We were kind of worrying that no one.
Speaker 2: Who's going to pick up on that, you know, and
Speaker 2: I don't know. I buy every remedy game thinking I
Speaker 2: like it, and every time I don't now one day.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's that's the end of that episode. Chenova accuses
Speaker 1: her husband of stealing the money and he's like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't really care, and then she's hot and the
Speaker 1: episode ends there. The next episode is called junkin Kid
Speaker 1: Is Coming or rock Paper Says Kid is Coming.
Speaker 2: Okay, some looney fucking episodes on this podcast, there is
Speaker 2: very few that come close to the nonsensical madness of
Speaker 2: this episode.
Speaker 4: Ye this episode did make me mad.
Speaker 3: I was not. I did not enjoy this episode. I
Speaker 3: hate that kid. I hate that kid.
Speaker 4: This kid sucks. This kid sucks so much. Let us
Speaker 4: all come to terms with that. He is the worst,
Speaker 4: and I can't stand anything. I just hope he's gone forever.
Speaker 4: I hope.
Speaker 2: Okay, I hear you guys around. I hear you, guys. Counterpoint.
Speaker 2: Rohan does punch a child, which is great deserved.
Speaker 1: We're being on the episode with Yoshihiro, the dad flying
Speaker 1: around as a photographer in the town which is called
Speaker 1: jeff Bala. Mario, Are you looking at a doc?
Speaker 3: Mario?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's looking at a doctor, Mario.
Speaker 4: How can I look at a doc and then like
Speaker 4: say it the right way? I don't understand.
Speaker 1: You read the word.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Because letters pronounced phonetically have a meaning that they
Speaker 2: could text can be translated to audio by the human tone.
Speaker 4: I would read the word and still say moroa. Okay,
Speaker 4: I would see the word, I would see m O
Speaker 4: R I O H and say moroa. But now I
Speaker 4: know I've trained myself. Maria. Just think of Mario ocho.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yasy, think of a longer it.
Speaker 4: That's what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: He's flying around Mario looking for people to turn into
Speaker 1: a stand so he can use them to kill Joe
Speaker 1: Skia and the gang. He finds this kid like climbing
Speaker 1: up some tree or some shit like that is hanging
Speaker 1: out being a weird dude.
Speaker 4: Yep, that's that's right.
Speaker 1: And apparently fires the error at him. Meanwhile, at the
Speaker 1: train station, Rohan is like taking photographer photographs of people
Speaker 1: coming in and out of the train station because he's like,
Speaker 1: this person has to be going to work, so I'm
Speaker 1: going to like take pictures and see if there's anyone
Speaker 1: weird in here, which is I'm not sure how good
Speaker 1: that idea is, but he's at it. And then suddenly,
Speaker 1: out of nowhere, the kid from earlier who was shot
Speaker 1: with their arrow appears. He's got a huge hole in
Speaker 1: his cheek, which is able to take.
Speaker 3: A picture because there's something that Rohan says about that
Speaker 3: that really made me laugh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want the hole in the face because.
Speaker 3: Because he says his face has a hole. So the
Speaker 3: whole time I was thinking to myself, his face has
Speaker 3: a hole, as yourself.
Speaker 4: Like that I love.
Speaker 2: In Rohan's like little picture book, he has actually photographed
Speaker 2: Kira and they don't at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's real good.
Speaker 1: The boy appears out of nowhere and in the most
Speaker 1: obnoxious way, challenges him to rock paper scissors, and Rohan's like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck this kid doing and he's very aggressive
Speaker 1: about it. So eventually Rohan uses his stand Heaven's door
Speaker 1: to read the boys like memories and it's like his past,
Speaker 1: and he learns that his name is Ken Oyanaki, and
Speaker 1: then and that he really likes to play scissors in
Speaker 1: Rock paper scissors. From this he Rohan basically is like, okay,
Speaker 1: to beat this kid, to get him out of my life.
Speaker 1: And he uses rock and then bounces. It's like I'm
Speaker 1: out of here, but this kid doesn't go away. He's
Speaker 1: basically stalking Rohan and keeps forcing him to play rock
Speaker 1: paper scissors until eventually Rohan uses rock and to against
Speaker 1: Ken's paper and loses.
Speaker 4: It is a Doctor Hibbert level punch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's really funny as that happens. Once he loses,
Speaker 1: the hole that is on Ken's cheek starts inhaling part
Speaker 1: of Rohan's stand Heaven's door.
Speaker 4: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Well, the thing is, if you've.
Speaker 3: Seen those people who like they get the stretchers and
Speaker 3: stuff in the cheeks and then they take them out
Speaker 3: and then they just have those holes in that Yeah,
Speaker 3: do you know know that you know, like earlog stretches
Speaker 3: and whatever. Of course I've seen people get them in their.
Speaker 4: Cheek, but your fall, yeah, not going to fall.
Speaker 3: Don't know. They can drink and stuff.
Speaker 2: It's all fine, but then I yeah, Jeff, I don't
Speaker 2: hang on.
Speaker 4: No, please, here's the thing, Okay, I'm not that out
Speaker 4: of touch. I feel like I would have come across this.
Speaker 1: You just tilt your head slightly and all the food
Speaker 1: stays exactly what you want.
Speaker 4: Okay, Like the physics of why we're doing this, and
Speaker 4: it's not the physics of how this I've literally never
Speaker 4: seen this, yeah, is made up of.
Speaker 3: The thing is is that here one, don't.
Speaker 4: Be careful what you send me, Like, I don't want
Speaker 4: to smell the inside of anyone's face.
Speaker 2: Okay, that looks like the worst thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is this is a fucking abomination.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want And he's got one in his nose.
Speaker 4: The four tongue is better than a hole, like a
Speaker 4: seaport in your fucking cheek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's there's a couple of these. Every one
Speaker 2: of them fucking sucks. Yeah, this is bad. This is
Speaker 2: just don't like this. There's no way this is healthy.
Speaker 2: Like your gum, like your mouth isn't supposed to have
Speaker 2: a constant fucking like you know, a carburetor on it.
Speaker 3: Thirty six millimeters is wide. He has them on both
Speaker 3: sides of his face.
Speaker 4: Okay, so you found the one guy who's doing this.
Speaker 2: There's multiple people in this there's multiple people in this article.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this guy just had like a fucking.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't care about the I don't care
Speaker 4: about the tongue. Do the tongue all day. I don't
Speaker 4: care what you pierce. I don't care what you are doing.
Speaker 4: I just don't think you need to put another hole
Speaker 4: in your face, in your mouth. Yeah, I agree, I agree. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like someone can feed you a gummy bear and you
Speaker 4: have no choice. What if you want someone just shove
Speaker 4: something whatever whatever they want right now.
Speaker 3: You could you could put something all the way through.
Speaker 4: That's what think of. How about this? Honestly, I'm not
Speaker 4: even trying to be like a fucking like, you know,
Speaker 4: piece of ship.
Speaker 1: You could play a game where people throw you know,
Speaker 1: people throw bits of food into like containers. You could
Speaker 1: play that game and be the container for your friends.
Speaker 1: But you just line it up and be like, throw
Speaker 1: the peanut into my mouth.
Speaker 4: But you could.
Speaker 1: You could.
Speaker 3: You could stand in front of a dart board and
Speaker 3: someone could throw a dart through you.
Speaker 2: That would be cool, you know, you know what, Lucy,
Speaker 2: that's as an idea as everything else involves in this.
Speaker 4: You could back on board.
Speaker 1: You could lick an entire Twizzler or red vine just
Speaker 1: by passing it through one side to the other.
Speaker 4: Like you could get also like catch someone's cold because
Speaker 4: you can't close your mouth.
Speaker 3: You can't close nostrils either, Jeff, what was that?
Speaker 4: You could choose not to like breathe in.
Speaker 2: You could also just have someone run you over with
Speaker 2: your car at this point, like there's just yeah, why
Speaker 2: why not? Like whatever, nothing matters.
Speaker 4: We're just gonna do. We're just doing whatever.
Speaker 6: Whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're just doing whatever.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: I do not like that.
Speaker 2: This has upset me to the point that I'm completely
Speaker 2: agreeing with Jeff.
Speaker 4: It feels it's making me mad for no reason.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, And the problem there is that
Speaker 2: means it's our problem, Like we're the one who're wrong here,
Speaker 2: but I can't help it.
Speaker 4: I'm just obsessed mean that, But sure, I'll go with that.
Speaker 4: It's fine. We're fine, We're fine. Everything's fine, we're fine.
Speaker 6: Fine.
Speaker 4: Children they're wrong, they're wrong. Yeah, thank you, the kids.
Speaker 1: The stand that this kid has called boy to man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there it is, or.
Speaker 2: As the translation puts it, boy man man.
Speaker 4: Oh, that reminds me we didn't talk about how the
Speaker 4: camera was called in the first episode. Was called like
Speaker 4: bro cam, bro cam just some bros, and.
Speaker 1: That cams naturally boy to man reference being boys to
Speaker 1: man BBC bbd uh. So this stand has the ability
Speaker 1: to absorb other stands powers and their energies, which make.
Speaker 4: They wasted that on him. But yeah, I just want
Speaker 4: to they wasted that whole thing.
Speaker 2: And I just want to say, no stand ever has
Speaker 2: this ability again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because they wasted so overpowered.
Speaker 1: He gave it to a shitty kid instead, which makes sense,
Speaker 1: like if you want to use it, but you know
Speaker 1: that it's going to break the story, we just give
Speaker 1: him a random shitty.
Speaker 4: Kid the most op stand possible and what do they do.
Speaker 4: They just burn it on rock paper scissors freak jobs.
Speaker 1: After absorbing this power this energy, Ken is now immune
Speaker 1: to Heaven's Door, which is not great. So Rohan is
Speaker 1: now forced into a situation where he has to play
Speaker 1: rock paper scissors so he can get back the part
Speaker 1: of his stands that were taken from him and make
Speaker 1: Heaven's Door holy again.
Speaker 2: That's exactly where I went as well, not Atomic Kitten
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 4: It was covered by All Saints or Saints?
Speaker 3: No Atomic Kitten covered Hole again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but who is the original?
Speaker 3: I will google?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so also it was? Oh it was? It was
Speaker 3: a song. It is a song by British group Atomic
Speaker 3: Kitten for the debut album. It was co written by
Speaker 3: Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark members What the Fuck okay
Speaker 3: and also Daddy Freyer covered it recently and it was
Speaker 3: very good.
Speaker 1: Okay. Rohan loses his fourth match against against the Kid
Speaker 1: and as a result, the lower body of Heaven's door
Speaker 1: is absorbed. You gets psyched out by by Also, like
Speaker 1: the animations for these rock papers matches are absurd, like.
Speaker 4: Jo, They're fucking awesome. They're so good. It's it's a lot.
Speaker 4: I'll just say that. I don't know, guys.
Speaker 2: So I feel like this is such a bizarre sequence,
Speaker 2: this whole thing, because like it's barely a stand babble.
Speaker 2: It's nearly like Iraqi has just made up a completely
Speaker 2: different battle system for this episode that involves like look
Speaker 2: having momentum and it barely explain and it's okay, cards
Speaker 2: and table I fucking love this episode. I think it's
Speaker 2: one of the most insane wo I love the absurdity
Speaker 2: of this episode. I think, like a drawing doesn't have
Speaker 2: to be technically good, it just has to have some
Speaker 2: fucking confidence and the confidence of Iraqi to write this
Speaker 2: fucking They have a rock paper scissors match in the
Speaker 2: sky and then.
Speaker 3: Like the fucking video game match off with the.
Speaker 2: Cars and whatever. I believe they were both seated for
Speaker 2: that match like fucking losers.
Speaker 3: Well this time they stood up.
Speaker 1: So there was also there's one moment which I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Hunter Hunter referenced them instead of the
Speaker 1: other way around, given the timing. But the main character
Speaker 1: in Hunter Hunter Gone, he's like a he wears green
Speaker 1: and his main ability is rock paper scissors. And the
Speaker 1: way there's one animation which is exactly the same as
Speaker 1: Gone using rock paper scissors in Hunter Hunter, I assume
Speaker 1: Hunter Hunter is referencing I.
Speaker 2: Think the whole Jenkin thing like that that. I think
Speaker 2: that's just how kids like.
Speaker 1: The whole energy coming up is exactly I remember watching
Speaker 1: it being like this is like almost frame for frame
Speaker 1: Hunter Hunter moment. So Rohunt loses match, lower Body's gone
Speaker 1: from Heaven's door and Ken's like gloating about winning, and
Speaker 1: he's like he believe is that he's lucky, is on
Speaker 1: his side now, so it's impossible for him to lose.
Speaker 1: And the way he does proves that is he suddenly
Speaker 1: calls out to Joe's Kit and Jose who are just
Speaker 1: happening to pass by with cool baby, and they're just
Speaker 1: like what's going on? They look at and and the
Speaker 1: Ken says that they're going to ignore Rohan and then
Speaker 1: carry on, and that's exactly what they do. They're just like, anyway,
Speaker 1: it's moving on someone's It's pretty great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Jok just has legs like, oh, that's Rohan. He
Speaker 4: just goes, He just goes. I hate that guy.
Speaker 3: It's awesome reciprocated though it's not just one of them
Speaker 3: hating the other one.
Speaker 4: They both hate. Yeah, it's like, here, are you a
Speaker 4: big piece of shit? What's up? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think I think any episode involving Rohan for me
Speaker 2: is just a joy because I just I love how
Speaker 2: irritated he is by everything. He's like one of my
Speaker 2: favorite characters in this.
Speaker 3: Did it look like Rohan? It had a little nose job,
Speaker 3: Like his nose looked way smaller at the beginning of
Speaker 3: the episode, and then it's like they remember. It's like
Speaker 3: they remember the oh his nose is not actually that
Speaker 3: that size, and then they made it the regular size again.
Speaker 3: Just put it out there. Just put it out there.
Speaker 4: And Rohand's looking real good this episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks right. So after that, to prove that
Speaker 1: he definitely has all the luck on his side and
Speaker 1: Rohan doesn't have a chance, he like chats a window
Speaker 1: and then stands underneath the path of the falling glass
Speaker 1: and doesn't get hit by it.
Speaker 4: But one to be honest, I can do you see it?
Speaker 4: Just sheer insanity episode Like nothing.
Speaker 1: A shot of glass does go into Rohan's hand, though,
Speaker 1: which is kind of weird. He's standing yep.
Speaker 4: I I just could not understand what I was looking at.
Speaker 4: I was like, where is this going?
Speaker 2: The kid Jenkin is He is showing that his his
Speaker 2: level of look, his level of fortune, has reached such
Speaker 2: a high level that not even standing under a shattered
Speaker 2: window will a single shard of glass hit him.
Speaker 1: And thus he will win. That's spadas, that's cool, and
Speaker 1: thus he will win all of the upcoming.
Speaker 2: Yet therefore he will be victorious in the rock Paper
Speaker 2: scissors match.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's it's air tight.
Speaker 1: Yet again, this doesn't really impact Rohan. He kind of
Speaker 1: just powers through it and instead he ps likes Ken
Speaker 1: out by announcing that he's going to use announces his
Speaker 1: next hand. Basically, he's like, you're going to do this,
Speaker 1: and then they start like they do the junkin and
Speaker 1: Ken plays scissors against Rohan's paper. But in the last moment,
Speaker 1: Ken's hand folds and becomes a rock.
Speaker 4: And you're like, oh, what happens? And then there's genius explanation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's very unclear what has happened. It could
Speaker 1: be you know, people probably thinking, oh, maybe Joe too
Speaker 1: used the world and helped out or something like that.
Speaker 1: The explanation is even even stupider than that.
Speaker 4: Yeah it guys, it's air tight.
Speaker 2: It's I want to hear John say it.
Speaker 4: I want to hear John say it with a straight face.
Speaker 4: Rohanna has used Heaven's door to manipulate the physical movement
Speaker 4: of the baby.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, and Shizuka Josta.
Speaker 2: So Shiska, Joe Star and rule they remember remember Rohan
Speaker 2: can the baby didn't go anywhere?
Speaker 1: No baby.
Speaker 2: Baby, that's Joseph makeup that's Joseph's adopted child. No, Jeff,
Speaker 2: come on, when it gets upset, it makes everything around
Speaker 2: it disappear. They've covered that, did they for real?
Speaker 4: I can I finish? Jeff? Is that okay? Is that okay? Yeah? Going?
Speaker 4: You want to let me finish the segment that you demanded?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 4: I want to hear it, okay.
Speaker 2: Rohan's ability Heaven's Door lets him rewrite the rules of people.
Speaker 2: And that can be anything.
Speaker 4: It can be. It can be their thoughts, it can
Speaker 4: be how they act physically. It can even mean them
Speaker 4: moving through space. So he writes in Little Shizuka Joe
Speaker 4: Star that if he's in danger, she is going to
Speaker 4: go over and change anyone's hand from scissors to rock.
Speaker 2: Hm.
Speaker 4: And so when when? When?
Speaker 2: When kid Jenkin presents the scissors? What actually happens and
Speaker 2: we don't see it is a little invisible baby that
Speaker 2: Joseph Joe Star brought to the fight floats over. Our
Speaker 2: viewers can't see this.
Speaker 1: He closed the two things it's on and now he's
Speaker 1: folded it over and there it's rock.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, be more clear how this happens.
Speaker 2: It could not be more clear or simple or logical.
Speaker 2: If I was in a street fight, I would consider
Speaker 2: doing something like this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, I mean you really got a factor in the
Speaker 3: fact that like, babies are really strong babies on.
Speaker 4: Baby babies are infamous for their monstrous physical strength. That's
Speaker 4: what I mean.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you ever had a baby like sure,
Speaker 3: grab you they.
Speaker 4: Can mess you up. Yeah, one hundred percent. They are.
Speaker 4: They are beasts.
Speaker 3: They don't know their own strengths.
Speaker 4: They don't prove I think, thanks John.
Speaker 2: As a result, sometimes, like Jeff, sometimes you just have
Speaker 2: to pay attention to the episode.
Speaker 1: You know. Yeah, they animated many frames may help you understand.
Speaker 1: You just go keep an eye on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's like four frames they did it in. I'm
Speaker 4: really excited about those four frames.
Speaker 2: I don't I think they they don't eat even do that.
Speaker 2: They show you might be one and they literally show
Speaker 2: you one image of a like close up of the
Speaker 2: baby's face where you can read if if Rohanna is
Speaker 2: in danger, I will turn someone's.
Speaker 4: It is so insane, the mental gymnastics they force you
Speaker 4: to do at the end there to tie it all
Speaker 4: up with the with these receipts, it's yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: He can can text the l on that one and
Speaker 1: has to return Heaven's Door, at which point Rohan explains
Speaker 1: the baby's involvement to everyone, and Ken is very frustrated
Speaker 1: that Rohan cheated and tries to challenge him to a
Speaker 1: rematch by taking the baby hostage. And in this rematch
Speaker 1: he loses three times in a row, and they don't
Speaker 1: explain how three times in a row.
Speaker 4: I think I can explain it, Tom, I can explain it.
Speaker 1: He's on.
Speaker 2: At this point, Rohan's look is surging so hard that
Speaker 2: it automatically beats Ken's look.
Speaker 4: That's how this works.
Speaker 1: This is how gambling addictions happened. And Ken is very
Speaker 1: upset by this and decides that he's going to kill himself.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, He's just like, I will not I will not
Speaker 1: like because what he say is he trying to like
Speaker 1: take control of him. He doesn't want to. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want Heaven's Door to be used on him and have
Speaker 1: his life dictated by Rohan. There's like, instead, I will
Speaker 1: simply jump in front of this moving truck.
Speaker 4: That's all. I'll just end it.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: But Rohan quickly gets in the way and saves him
Speaker 1: and uses his luck to do that, he's like At
Speaker 1: the same time, his luck allows that picture of Yoshihiro,
Speaker 1: the dad who's been watching everything happening by loading around.
Speaker 1: He travels via crow or even I guess. He gets
Speaker 1: hit by a gust of wind and is thrown onto
Speaker 1: the windscreen of a driver who then swerves out of
Speaker 1: the way of Ken and Rohan. That's how they're saved.
Speaker 1: So then Rohan is just like Ken is just like damn,
Speaker 1: he really is the luckiest person around, and he admits
Speaker 1: defeat and praises Rohan for being a sneaky burger. After that, Joe,
Speaker 1: Joseph and jose gave me up with Rohan and they
Speaker 1: begin looking for She's car again because she's got a
Speaker 1: baby has seemingly gone missing, but only.
Speaker 3: Just pretending like Rohan just says like, I'm just I
Speaker 3: better keep up the illusion that I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it does. It doesn't end with them still
Speaker 1: looking for this baby, so who knows?
Speaker 4: Maybe yes, and they are all like, where are you baby?
Speaker 1: Maybe next episode we get more baby.
Speaker 4: I hope now, I hope. Yeah. I don't like the baby.
Speaker 4: I like the baby a lot. It's cool.
Speaker 1: It looks like the baby from what's that movie where
Speaker 1: all those people get way too drunk and have a
Speaker 1: fight in a hotel room hangover, hangover?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh.
Speaker 1: This is funny.
Speaker 4: So yeah, what a real distant second in the tandem
Speaker 4: that was these two episodes. Let me let me tell you,
Speaker 4: like certainly shades of excellence peppered throughout. Uh, love love
Speaker 4: everything with ghost photo Dad. I'm still absolutely in love
Speaker 4: with that part of the story. But I did rock
Speaker 4: the whole rock paper scissor thing. Uh, let's let's just
Speaker 4: drop that now.
Speaker 3: Like even I don't want to ever play rock paper
Speaker 3: scissors again.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was just like that was a bridge too far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna level with you guys.
Speaker 2: This final like Tennish episodes, we have some of the
Speaker 2: best shit JoJo's ever done, and we have some of
Speaker 2: the goofiest Yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh so you said goofy and Tam said worst worse In.
Speaker 1: Like a logical way, It's very very amusing to see
Speaker 1: it happened.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I would not say there's a dull episode left. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like that's my thing, Like, as long as as long
Speaker 4: as everything is earned in a dumb ass way, Like
Speaker 4: I'm cool with it right, Like, I think that's.
Speaker 2: I think the ship that's good is excellent and earned
Speaker 2: and fantastic, and the ship that isn't is just very
Speaker 2: silly in a way that I personally enjoy. But I
Speaker 2: could be alone in that.
Speaker 3: I'm intrigued. Yeah, I really liked the first episode with
Speaker 3: the picture, but then everything else, I'm like.
Speaker 1: Yep, we'll find out where this season goes in the
Speaker 1: future when we recap more episode of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. John,
Speaker 1: where you at? What are you up to?
Speaker 2: People can find me on Twitch to TV forward slash
Speaker 2: right by I by the time this is this going
Speaker 2: out this week tomorrow?
Speaker 4: Yeah, this should be out this by the end of
Speaker 4: the week. Yeah, okay, still a little bit to go
Speaker 4: to the next video then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, Lucy, you can find me at Lucy James Games.
Speaker 3: I'm going to Comic Con.
Speaker 4: I'm going to come.
Speaker 3: I'm going to contributing her new Cowboy persona.
Speaker 2: Everyone get excited me more, James. That's my Lucy Jesse James.
Speaker 4: Nay, bye, girl, I'm not going to Comic Con, but
Speaker 4: I'm going to be here with you, and please reach
Speaker 4: out wherever me like to reach out.
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, you're talking to the audience.
Speaker 4: I'm talking to the audience. Yeah, I want to you know,
Speaker 4: you guys stay in touch too, of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to Comic Con. See you next week.
Speaker 4: Bye.
Speaker 1: Next episode, I mean.
Speaker 4: Jeff. Jeff's Bizarre Adventure is hosted by timor Hussein, Lucy James,
Speaker 4: John Super Eye, Patch, Wolf Walsh, and me Jeff Backlar.
Speaker 4: Our post producer and editor is Jean Luke Sepke. Our
Speaker 4: logo is designed by Justin Bashan and Jesse O'Brien. Thanks
Speaker 4: so much for listening, Animy