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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media. Hey there, I'm Johnny Mack with your

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<v Speaker 1>daily comedy news. Take a minute here. We'll walk through

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<v Speaker 1>the Oscars kind of slowly, kind of lower energy than

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<v Speaker 1>my normal delivery. It's about nine to thirty on Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 1>My body feels like it's later because I've been watching

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<v Speaker 1>this thing for two and a half hours and taking

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<v Speaker 1>a break here while the Knicks are in halftime. I

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<v Speaker 1>also have the baseball game on. I have three things

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<v Speaker 1>going on TV, so let's talk about the Oscars. And

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to break down Conan's monologue from a

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<v Speaker 1>comedy standpoint. My headline here at nine point thirty. Unless

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<v Speaker 1>something goes sideways, you never know somebody might slap someone.

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<v Speaker 1>What a well produced Oscars. I'm really really impressed by

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<v Speaker 1>this broadcast. I'm a production snob among a comedy snob

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<v Speaker 1>and a star trek snob and all the other things I snob.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is really well produced.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>We start with a fun cold open Conan O'Brien dressed

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<v Speaker 1>as Aunt Glass from Weapons. I'll stop there. I kept

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<v Speaker 1>notes as the show went along, and I was wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>have Normy's seen these movies and I'm not shading any

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<v Speaker 1>of the movies. I just don't know if any of

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<v Speaker 1>these cut through. I personally didn't know the Aunt Gladys reference.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe everyone else does. My wife came by. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to watch the Oscars because she didn't know any

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<v Speaker 1>of the movies. My daughter, who's a theater kid and

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<v Speaker 1>who performed off off Broadway earlier in the day, she

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't watching because she didn't know the movies. So I

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<v Speaker 1>thought that was interesting. Anyway, Coda comes out dresses Aunt

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<v Speaker 1>Gladys from Weapons. He runs through various Oscar nominated scenes,

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<v Speaker 1>and again, I wonder if your average American knew what

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<v Speaker 1>they were referencing. There doesn't mean it's bad. It was

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<v Speaker 1>still high energy and a lot of fun. Conan was

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<v Speaker 1>dressed in an orange wig and halface makeup, just like

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<v Speaker 1>the villain from Weapons. He goes on to invade a

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<v Speaker 1>ping pong scene from Marty Supreme. I think that cut

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<v Speaker 1>through to the mainstream interrupts the play from Hamnet. I

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<v Speaker 1>think a lot of people don't even know what Hamnet

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<v Speaker 1>is because of the weird name. Rode Shutgun with Benisio

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<v Speaker 1>del Toreo on one battle after another. That's one of

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<v Speaker 1>the few films I did see because it was streamed

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<v Speaker 1>on Netflix question Mark. I became animated for a K

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<v Speaker 1>pop demon Hunter is a bit okay fine, and then

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<v Speaker 1>asked to be lett inside the Duke joint from Sinners.

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<v Speaker 1>All Right, that one I think landed as well. A lot,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of fun. Okay, Let's break down the monologue

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<v Speaker 1>here Conan, as I shared in the Facebook group Daily

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy News Podcast Group, you want a professional hosting these things,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think Conan nailed it. Now Here he jokes

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<v Speaker 1>that he's going to be the last human host.

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<v Speaker 3>I am Conan O'Brien, and I'm honored to be the

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<v Speaker 3>last human host of the Academy Award.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, next year it's going to be a way mow

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<v Speaker 3>in a tous so check that out.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was surprised Conan got somewhat political. Maybe not

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<v Speaker 1>by name, but he got the points in several times.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's sort of a political joke.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's great to be back hosting the Oscars. Last

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<v Speaker 3>year when I hosted Los Angeles was on fire, but

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<v Speaker 3>this year everything's going great.

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<v Speaker 1>Here at a minute five and was monolog he had

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<v Speaker 1>a good Challa made joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Security is extremely tight tonight. I just got to mention that, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm told there's concerns about attacks from both the opera

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<v Speaker 3>and ballet communities.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just magg you left out jazz.

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<v Speaker 3>I should warn you tonight could get political, okay, and

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<v Speaker 3>if that makes you uncomfortable, there's an alternate oscars being

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<v Speaker 3>hosted by Kid Rock.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's at the Dave and Busters down the street.

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<v Speaker 1>At that point I wrote down that Conan immediately had

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<v Speaker 1>his fastball. Now last year it took him a minute

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<v Speaker 1>to find it, but he came out throwing heat this week,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he did get it political a few more times.

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<v Speaker 1>This joke really didn't get much of a reaction.

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<v Speaker 3>In Hamnett, William Shakespeare's wife Agnes gives birth by herself

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<v Speaker 3>in the woods. Whereas we call that here in America

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<v Speaker 3>affordable healthcare.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're real for you, huh?

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<v Speaker 3>All Right?

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<v Speaker 1>As we dive deeper into the art of a monologue,

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention to the tag on this joke about F

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<v Speaker 1>one F one.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved F one a popcorn movie. It was great.

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<v Speaker 2>F one is terrific. Yeah. F one is up for

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<v Speaker 2>Best Picture.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the story of a race car driver who finally

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>F one received four nominations. F one did so well,

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<v Speaker 3>they're making a sequel, caps lock. Some of these I

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<v Speaker 3>do for myself.

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<v Speaker 1>This next one here, involving Rose Byrne, is what we

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<v Speaker 1>call a joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Joke.

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<v Speaker 3>I was in a movie this year. Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 3>in a movie with the lovely Roseburn. My co star

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<v Speaker 3>Rose byrn is nominated for Best Actress. And if I

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<v Speaker 3>had legs, i'd kick you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's hard to act in a scene with someone

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<v Speaker 3>you've always had a massive crush on.

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<v Speaker 2>But Rose, you did a fantastic job.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to spoil this next one, but I

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<v Speaker 1>actually wrote down wow about this one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the first time since twenty twelve, first time since

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<v Speaker 3>twenty twelve that there are no British actors nominated for

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<v Speaker 3>Best Actor or Best Actress. Yeah, British spokesperson said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>well at least we arrest our pedophiles.

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<v Speaker 2>So you got that going.

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<v Speaker 1>So Conan was following the basic and so and so

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<v Speaker 1>was here, Like I don't know if it was me

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<v Speaker 1>and Mike Chisholm from the Letterman podcast was there, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be like you know, Mike for the Letterman podcast is here,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I'd say something about him being Canadian or

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<v Speaker 1>something basic. And that was what Conan was doing as

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<v Speaker 1>he was checking and driving.

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<v Speaker 2>Leonardo DiCaprio was here, sir, good to see you. I

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<v Speaker 2>about you.

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<v Speaker 3>He's the star of so many movies and the king

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<v Speaker 3>of memes.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the king of memes. This guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's make a new meme with Leo right now. That

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<v Speaker 3>feeling when you didn't agree to this, they'll pull that

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<v Speaker 3>up in editing.

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<v Speaker 2>Live.

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<v Speaker 1>Here is a good example of the comedy rule of three.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not the most hilarious joke. It's pretty basic,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's the one two three rule of comedy.

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<v Speaker 3>Tonight's oscars are being watched by more than a billion

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<v Speaker 3>people around the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's let's say hi to some of them. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're watching from Spain, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>That's so, I corner Brians. If you're seeing us in Argentina, Ola,

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<v Speaker 3>so I called Rabrian. Yes, from and to our friends

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<v Speaker 3>in Los Angeles, Ola, so.

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<v Speaker 2>I called Lebrian.

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<v Speaker 1>And then Conan did get pretty serious for about a minute.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let this rule.

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<v Speaker 3>If I can be serious for just a moment, everyone

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<v Speaker 3>watching right now around the world is all too aware

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<v Speaker 3>that these are very chaotic, frightening times. Okay, it's at

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<v Speaker 3>moments like these that I believe that the Oscars are

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<v Speaker 3>particularly resonant.

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<v Speaker 2>Check it out.

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty one countries across six continents are represented this evening,

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<v Speaker 3>and every film, every film, yeah, every film we salute,

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<v Speaker 3>is the product of thousands of people speaking different languages,

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<v Speaker 3>working hard to make something of beauty. We pay tribute tonight,

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<v Speaker 3>not just a film, but to the ideals of global artistry, collaboration, patience, resilience,

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<v Speaker 3>and that rarest of qualities today, optimism.

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<v Speaker 2>So let us please celebrate. Let us celebrate.

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<v Speaker 3>Let us celebrate not because we think all as well,

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<v Speaker 3>but because we work and hope for better in the

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<v Speaker 3>days ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>You're announcer Matt Berry. They said he was doing it

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<v Speaker 1>from London. I shot a note to a friend who's

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<v Speaker 1>a broadcaster and I'm like, remember, we used to have

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<v Speaker 1>to like order specific phone lines three weeks in advance,

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<v Speaker 1>and now we're like just cowboying. The Oscars. Announcer sitting

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<v Speaker 1>at a booth in London, and the Oscars are in

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<v Speaker 1>la So that's eight time zones. So no matter how

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<v Speaker 1>good your tick. The speed of light is still a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>If you do a broadcast from LA to London, there

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<v Speaker 1>is a delay. There's nothing you can do about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care how good your tech is. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>impressed they did that. So Matt Berry just I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He was like, sure, I'll do it, but I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to LA for that. I mean kind of fascinating,

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway, let's listen to Matt Berry with his wonderful pronunciations.

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<v Speaker 1>The set up here as Conan is fantasizing about winning

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<v Speaker 1>an Academy Award. The nominees for Best Achievement ah Antonio Bendadras.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he's done with the Benzel Washington, Clenn Close.

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<v Speaker 1>And Conan O'Brian handel. Winner is Conan O'Brian. We come

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<v Speaker 1>back from the first break. Conan had a couple more jokes.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back, We're coming to you live from that has

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<v Speaker 3>a small penis theater.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see him put his name in front of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I was really happy watching the non stars win, like

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<v Speaker 1>the animators of the costume people like I just let

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<v Speaker 1>them have their moment. I hate when they play people off. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>what are we racing to get to the eleven o'clock news,

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<v Speaker 1>who gears Just let it roll, you know, within reason.

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<v Speaker 1>If somebody goes ridiculously long, okay, play them off, but

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<v Speaker 1>let people have their moment. Conan then starts to disappear.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a dig at him. You see that on

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<v Speaker 1>almost every award show that you get a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>the host upfront and then they kind of disappear and

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<v Speaker 1>occasionally just show in to move the show along. And

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<v Speaker 1>if you listen to Saturday's podcast, Conan had talked about

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<v Speaker 1>how that is the role onto the Rob Reiner tribute.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not crying, you're crying. Wow, I'm getting choked up

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<v Speaker 1>right now thinking about it. Billy Crystal nailed that. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to pull the audio. I have a program

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<v Speaker 1>called audio Hijack, which we'll record all the out on

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<v Speaker 1>in your computer. I was watching on the Big TV

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<v Speaker 1>and then I had YouTube TV playing on the laptop.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was just hijacking the audio, as they say,

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<v Speaker 1>and I went to pull the Billy Crystal and I

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<v Speaker 1>saw that, oh, too many of my children logged into

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<v Speaker 1>dad's YouTube TV account and mine got kicked off for

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<v Speaker 1>the too many screens. So I don't have the christ

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<v Speaker 1>the audio, but it's fantastic. Around nine pm, Conan did

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<v Speaker 1>a bit about reaching the younger audience. I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was okay. My daughter, unprompted, texted me and said that

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<v Speaker 1>she really really liked that bit, so it worked touchdown

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<v Speaker 1>for Conan. There, Jimmy Kimmel shows up around nine to fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen to Jimmy. I did edit this clip for

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<v Speaker 1>pacing Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 4>Kimmel and Welcome to the ninety eighth Annual Academy Awards.

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<v Speaker 1>Check back on the feed. Then Stephen Colbert Tonight on

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<v Speaker 1>his program will mark the fifteenth anniversary of the Book

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<v Speaker 1>if you've never seen it. Tonight, on Colbert's program, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>welcome guests Trey Parker, Matt Stone, and Robert Lopez, the

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<v Speaker 1>that Trey and Matt are doing stuff they usually don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to. Way back when the Book of Mormon was launching,

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<v Speaker 1>Lighted Show will also host a performance by the current

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<v Speaker 1>The one change I've noticed is people think the comedian

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<v Speaker 1>of Instagram. Everybody posts their crowd work clips because they

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<v Speaker 1>making people shout out more. That's fine, But I always

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<v Speaker 1>Crashing back to wrap things up. Pete said, no. I

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<v Speaker 1>have gone, it wouldn't be crashing, it would be flourishing.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think the struggle of years are the funniest

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<v Speaker 1>see him. Good question here for Pete Holmes. Between the

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<v Speaker 1>TBS show, on the podcast, You've interviewed a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>around was a delight and slightly terrifying. Comedy Gives Back

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<v Speaker 1>is the nonprofit working to provide a safety net for

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy All Stars twenty twenty six that has a benefit

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<v Speaker 1>show to be the mantabamb Theater in Los Angeles on

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<v Speaker 1>April twenty second. Your lineup Bob Odenkirk, Star trek Ruiner,

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<v Speaker 1>where each generation learns from the ones who came before.

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<v Speaker 1>You grind it out in the clubs, you bomb, you

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<v Speaker 1>means helping that ecosystem survive. Bob Bonenkirk said it, as

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy Gives Back does incredible work supporting comedians when they

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<v Speaker 1>need it most time. Proud to lend my Voice, et cetera,

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<v Speaker 1>hang the extra day Creak in the Cave. Six o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>south By Southwest Comedy presents unsponsored apparently Dylan Carlino, Freddie Chanell,

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<v Speaker 1>for today. All right, come back newon Eastern Comedy Survivor

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