Speaker 1: You know, I'm kind of sad because for me, romance
Speaker 1: is dead. But here we are in Valentine's Day. I
Speaker 1: would like to specifically dedicate today's show to Skin and
Speaker 1: KT's lovers.
Speaker 2: You met him, and I hope.
Speaker 1: That they are fulfilled in a way today and tonight
Speaker 1: that meets all of their romantic expectations. I hope they
Speaker 1: have a straight up Hallmark you know movie tonight, and
Speaker 1: you guys are sentimental and thoughtful and open doors and
Speaker 1: have you know, rose petals leading to a hot tub
Speaker 1: that's warmed up and ready for action. And I hope
Speaker 1: that I hope that your lovers go to sleep tonight
Speaker 1: in pleasure comas.
Speaker 3: Ben Kevin confided in me that he bought a box
Speaker 3: of chocolates for X and XX.
Speaker 1: He's gonna he's gonna eat chocolate while he goes on
Speaker 1: a Valentine on his date with a porn site.
Speaker 3: He gave the chocolates to the porn site as a
Speaker 3: laird of saying thank you for all our times together.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's Shark week anyways.
Speaker 3: Uh and and I handed a bouquet of flowers to
Speaker 3: my right hand.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're all in the same boat.
Speaker 5: Uh, not necessarily, Okay, romance can still happen with going
Speaker 5: to poundtown.
Speaker 2: What what does that mean? Kind an idiot?
Speaker 4: Or you? He says, like hang out and enjoy each
Speaker 4: other's company.
Speaker 2: You're you have a gun to your head right now.
Speaker 2: Oh honey, I love you. For the next couple of minutes.
Speaker 5: Let's watch the show you're into. We're not gonna watch that.
Speaker 5: She's actually on my she's on my TV schedule.
Speaker 2: Tonight.
Speaker 5: We'll be watching the SNL homecoming concert tonight.
Speaker 4: Oh, live on Live on the cock peacock is that tonight?
Speaker 4: Seven o'cought?
Speaker 3: That's a great that's a great logo for them cock. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you just see that proud rooster. Yeah, standing
Speaker 3: in that attention.
Speaker 2: Are you guys doing anything special for your lovers?
Speaker 5: More legitimately watching the SNL homecoming concert at seven and
Speaker 5: patrick some wine?
Speaker 4: You know, probably get some pizza.
Speaker 2: Some dim lights. You put a hole in the pizza box?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I much. You go to Andrews, see if they'll
Speaker 4: they'll put a hole in there for me.
Speaker 3: They'll they'll customize it, bro, They'll be like, yeah, I
Speaker 3: put your ranch in here.
Speaker 4: Well did you guys?
Speaker 3: So you guys are gonna you guys are going to
Speaker 3: stream the concert because it's not on Channel five?
Speaker 2: Yeah. Does new We know about this?
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: It's a good we have not had this conversation.
Speaker 2: I like this.
Speaker 1: I like this for anyone who has any involvement with
Speaker 1: NBC in any way.
Speaker 2: If that's a.
Speaker 1: Good question that people ask repeatedly, no matter what's happening
Speaker 1: on the peacock at NBC, Paaramount, whatever, just ask.
Speaker 3: Him, does new We know about this? Yes, that's should
Speaker 3: be your go to So we are there's a new
Speaker 3: barbecue place in Allen at Waters Creek. An article but
Speaker 3: that in the paper. Yeah, and it's it's been getting
Speaker 3: lots of love. And so my wife was like, it's
Speaker 3: I I wanted to like go out to eat somewhere nice.
Speaker 3: And my wife has the same attitude towards restaurants on
Speaker 3: Valentine's Day that she does towards a place on New
Speaker 3: Year's Eve. She's like, that's we don't want to go
Speaker 3: that night. They jack up the menu. You know, you
Speaker 3: don't want to do that. So I thought we were
Speaker 3: going to like cook steaks or something at the crib,
Speaker 3: and then she started talking about this barbecue place, but
Speaker 3: Carol's uh, yeah, that's the name of it. And so
Speaker 3: she I was like, well, do you want to go
Speaker 3: on Valentine's Day? Because I don't think that's going to
Speaker 3: be like the place for lovers, like you know, it's yeah,
Speaker 3: you don't want to get the meat sweats on val
Speaker 3: and so I want her to get the meat sweats.
Speaker 3: I want her to get that meat sweat, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.
Speaker 5: And so I've had enough meat tonight already, three meet plates.
Speaker 3: Enough, Oh my god, another sausage. And so I was like, uh, hey, okay,
Speaker 3: well why don't we go to this? And she was down.
Speaker 3: And then because we are so romantic, we invited the kids.
Speaker 3: So we have we have two kids. One of the
Speaker 3: kids has a boyfriend that's around at old times, so
Speaker 3: I think they're joining us. And then I think the
Speaker 3: boy my son may or may not be there, depending
Speaker 3: on how cool he is. So it's going to be
Speaker 3: like a double date, I think, with my daughter and
Speaker 3: her boyfriend at a at a barbecue spot.
Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: So my daughter wants to go watch her friend play basketball,
Speaker 1: so I think we're gonna go drop her off to
Speaker 1: watch that game and then go to like on the border.
Speaker 2: It's not very romantic. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's just by the way black beans are refraged last night.
Speaker 1: So I can't really communicate with my daughter. She has
Speaker 1: no interest in really you know, our interactions with her.
Speaker 1: She's fourteen. Yeah, so our interactions are very short. She's
Speaker 1: very sweet and nice, but it's like one word answers, Hey,
Speaker 1: how is your day good?
Speaker 2: And then she's in a room, yeah, gone.
Speaker 1: And so last night I had the opportunity to take
Speaker 1: her and her two friends to their basketball practice, and
Speaker 1: so I had them in my car. So I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is awesome. I'm gonna start talking to them. Did
Speaker 1: you play a lot of jelly roll? And I go,
Speaker 1: I said, I go, And keep in mind, I've seen
Speaker 1: these girls.
Speaker 2: They playing the same team.
Speaker 1: I've seen them play basketball together maybe fifty times. And
Speaker 1: I go, hey, did you guys know that I know
Speaker 1: a little something about basketball talk? I went there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I did. We're going there and we're going to practice.
Speaker 1: I go, really, I go, yeah, yeah, you know. I
Speaker 1: got my start and radio doing the MAVs postgame show,
Speaker 1: so I got to go to like every MAVs game
Speaker 1: and be in the locker room.
Speaker 2: They're like, what do you know Luca?
Speaker 1: And I was, wait, your daughter didn't know this nor
Speaker 1: she's been quiet. Oh gosh, she's been quiet. Yeah, she's
Speaker 1: like And so I'm like, I'm gonna make her talk
Speaker 1: basketball at me. So I start talking to them about
Speaker 1: basketball and they're like, do you know Luca And I
Speaker 1: was like, well, my co host, you know, my my partner.
Speaker 1: He was the first one to ever introduce or to
Speaker 1: interview Luca here in Dallas. And they're like, whoa really,
Speaker 1: And I go, I know Dirk and all this end
Speaker 1: Dirk yeah, yeah, good, good good. And so we were
Speaker 1: talking and they were like did you ever talk to Lebron?
Speaker 1: And I go, actually, yes, I did. I did talk
Speaker 1: to Lebron and actually it's on video and they're.
Speaker 2: Like, wow, that is so cool. And they're like, Grace
Speaker 2: your dad.
Speaker 1: You didn't tell us about this about your dad and
Speaker 1: uh the show and they're go, uh, did you has
Speaker 1: Grace ever met any players? I go, she's met some,
Speaker 1: but do you guys know who Kyrie Irving is? And
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, of course. And I was like, did
Speaker 1: you know I talked to Kyrie about Grace and they're
Speaker 1: like what, she's not saying anything, and so I go,
Speaker 1: do you you know what I like about each of
Speaker 1: your games?
Speaker 2: Would you like me to tell you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I still play basketball two times a week. I know basketball.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh my god, yes, please. They're like
Speaker 1: this is gonna be fun. We've never talked to an
Speaker 1: adult about that, you know, like a parent, like, please
Speaker 1: tell me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, well, ayah, you're a point guard.
Speaker 1: You got good handles, you never freak out, you never
Speaker 1: seem pressured, and you're able to control the ball and
Speaker 1: get to the bucket when you need to.
Speaker 2: You're just very calm. And she was like, oh my god. What.
Speaker 1: And the other one's like, tell me about my game.
Speaker 1: So I start telling her about her game and they're like, okay,
Speaker 1: tell Grace about her game. She goes, no, I don't
Speaker 1: need that. I was like, Grace is really good at
Speaker 1: attacking the basket from the right side, and she goes
Speaker 1: only from the right side.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, dude, so I look at you getting
Speaker 1: to spend Valentine's Day with your kids as being bad ass.
Speaker 2: I wish I could do that.
Speaker 3: Well, let me just say, so Maya is nineteen, she'll
Speaker 3: be twenty this summer, and they're really all that cliched
Speaker 3: stuff about the girl comes back around.
Speaker 2: She absolutely does.
Speaker 3: And so I'm trying to think it's so different for
Speaker 3: our older kids because they had the incredibly unique experience
Speaker 3: of the pandemic. Like, go, you know, my daughter's sophomore
Speaker 3: year of high school was pretty much spent remotely right,
Speaker 3: so the normal trajectory or growth path or whatever you
Speaker 3: want to call it was interrupted by the most insane
Speaker 3: thing ever. And then I you know, we've talked about
Speaker 3: this before. My poor daughter's class, her graduating class, like
Speaker 3: one week I think before their graduation ceremonies, there was
Speaker 3: a mass shooting at a place where they spend all
Speaker 3: their time at those Alan outlet malls. So they had
Speaker 3: a really bizarre high school existence. But I think probably
Speaker 3: around pandemic time, my daughter came back around and rejoined us.
Speaker 2: So what were the ages that she was on satellite.
Speaker 3: She was a little bit early, so her worst her
Speaker 3: worst year for us was when she was twelve. Okay,
Speaker 3: that was the worst year. And that was also kind
Speaker 3: of ironically enough, that's when I you know, was done
Speaker 3: coaching them in basketball, because you know, then the girls
Speaker 3: go on to junior high and all that, and so
Speaker 3: you know, I've been pretty close to my daughter and
Speaker 3: her friend group because I coach their basketball team, and
Speaker 3: so still like a lot of those girls when they
Speaker 3: come back from college, like they'll come over and we'll talk,
Speaker 3: you know, because just whatever that experience was. But Maya
Speaker 3: and my my wife, they were it was armageddon every morning.
Speaker 3: I think I told you. I would wake up every
Speaker 3: morning at six thirty to the sounds of them screaming
Speaker 3: at each other in the next room. And then just
Speaker 3: like after eight months, it just stopped and they were
Speaker 3: besties again. It's so weird with teenage girls. They're crazy people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I bet Grace comes back around when she starts driving.
Speaker 2: This is okay. I would love that.
Speaker 1: This is because ours we don't have drama, We don't
Speaker 1: have anything. Yeah, it's just like one that's better than
Speaker 1: drama though, dude, Yeah, that's just I think that's just normal.
Speaker 1: I need to get away from these people that are
Speaker 1: oppressing me so I can figure out who I am
Speaker 1: exactly right. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: exactly what it is Kevin, So what were you gonna do?
Speaker 1: You want to add anything else about what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do to your lover tonight? No, No, just gonna hang
Speaker 1: out yep, all right, you know it reminds me of
Speaker 1: the intro.
Speaker 2: I think Lover is a d N. It's like the
Speaker 2: double Hot Toup scene with the Will Berrell in SNL.
Speaker 5: Alright, if you.
Speaker 1: Don't like, you're set that.
Speaker 5: Dark time boys right now, you're ready, ready, ready, ready, righty,
Speaker 5: have to do one pull.
Speaker 2: Chime with Evan Win.
Speaker 1: I'll show you're going ruinhead, except with a similar sweet pursuing.
Speaker 2: It Donald out Shaw shank through the sewer kid now
Speaker 2: with chilling at the eagle. Yeah, we doing it. Three
Speaker 2: o'clock on the doc.
Speaker 1: Gotta have it for my house A goo status Howard
Speaker 1: starting to get crattic.
Speaker 2: Shows that up multiplied like a rabbit tuned in zone out.
Speaker 2: Prank it up.
Speaker 4: Then I will I want hang out with my friend
Speaker 4: Rocket on the radio. Boys in this game talking on
Speaker 4: new Bandyo, It's time to do this.
Speaker 2: All baby, baby go kt Christina.
Speaker 1: All up on the radio. Okay, Christina is not here today,
Speaker 1: g Money Garrett is Engineering. Were grateful for that we're
Speaker 1: going to alter the show a little bit. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna do it today game, so everything will be podcast.
Speaker 1: But is there an honorary mention?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 4: I think?
Speaker 2: I want to do it.
Speaker 4: I want to do it at four I want to
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 5: Uh, we'll put it with some sports did there's one
Speaker 5: there's one person this today game that we do need
Speaker 5: to honor and we will do that with the sports
Speaker 5: segment A four a clock.
Speaker 2: You teased an honorary mention and I love it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love it four o'clock. We'll get to that. Fantastic.
Speaker 1: Okay, coming up next though, where are you gonna take
Speaker 1: some in the Hollywood Shuffle?
Speaker 5: Well no one thought this would happen, but the SNL
Speaker 5: cast member bracket has been made.
Speaker 2: What the ghost of all time?
Speaker 4: We'll find out who