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Speaker 1: So we continue our delve into the cyberpunk dystopia of
Shadow Run. As usual, we'll do our our round table.
Tell us who you are, who you're playing, anything else
you want to share with the listeners. We'll start it
off with Aaron from The Great White and Norse.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that's me. Hi, good afternoon, except it's evening
or night.
Speaker 4: Yeah. No, I've not been up to too much this week.
I miss my birthday yesterday, so that was that was
all right?
Speaker 3: Way to go? Yeah, just getting older, that's better than
the alternative. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Other than that, I got the Band of Blades book
and I'm really excited about that. I love like the
Evil Hat publishing stuff and the fortune of the Dark
System I just think is kind of cool. So that's
what I'm excited about this week. Other than that, I'm
just getting ready for Christmas spending all my money.
Speaker 1: What do you Yeah, I guess everybody should tell us
what do you What do you do for Christmas?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: For me, uh, it's gonna be a quiet Christmas. Like so, like,
I got some weirdness because I'm half Jewish, so like
we're we're kind of doing like a weird Hanuka but
not really and then sort of Christmas but not really.
But we are going out to my loss on boxing,
so that'll be fun. And I'm not saying that because
I actually like my in laws. In case they are listening.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, you guys are gonna be boxing.
Speaker 6: No Boxing Day day, it's what they call it in Canada.
Speaker 3: Is it not called that it's the day off Christmas?
Speaker 1: Having having worked for Games Workshop, I am aware of
a boxing Day because that's a UK thing as well, So.
Speaker 5: That's like it has nothing to do with Mike Tyson,
mummad Ali, like George Formant, none of that.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's called boxing Day.
Speaker 2: Perhaps, Aaron.
Speaker 4: I think it's honestly called boxing Day because it's like
the day where everything goes on sales. So like it's
like we have Black Friday now, but we we have
Black Friday before on the twenty six you would go
and buy all the shit.
Speaker 1: Oh so like when you say boxing, we mean like
cardboard boxes, yes.
Speaker 5: Boxing, not like fisty cuffs, got it?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and start fighting each other for like.
Speaker 1: Right, that is so disappointing. That's like, that's as disappointing
as learning that. Like the packers are called the packers
because they used.
Speaker 2: To fucking pack check factory.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, like how lame.
Speaker 6: Right, that sounds like a thousand dollars idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, okay, cool well, Happy Birthday, Happy Boxing Day
and all that jazz and yeah, enjoy your time.
Speaker 2: Cool well, Sean, who are you?
Speaker 7: I'm Sean.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna be playing uh Franklin Nichols uh the Homeless
Mage uh. And this Christmas, my brother's coming up from Kentucky,
so he's gonna come visit, bringing his daughter, and so
we're gonna hang out with the family, eat a bunch
of food, chill, and then I'll see you on New
Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, plans are in motion.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be glorious. Yeah wait, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: After the fucking week I had at work, man, I
got no fucking sleep. Oh the calls just kept coming
in and coming in and just fucking awful. I slept
like a god last night. I did not wake up
until noon. It was fucking glorious. Oh man. I felt
so refreshed, Oh man, The first thing I did is
I told Matt, I'm like, I supped like I got
last night. He's like, dude, I didn't get up till
eleven thirty. I was like, nice, nice, good feeling.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 1: Yes, sometimes you're he just shuts down, you know, and
just you can't do anymore.
Speaker 2: So that's exactly what happened last night.
Speaker 1: Wonderful all right A cute Listeners may have noticed a
new voice creeping around in the background. We've got another
special guest courtesy of Adam are good or a new
good friend. I should say, Dio, welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Oh hello, this is Dio. I couldn't really wait it.
Speaker 9: Plus, if I get any chance to say something stupid
or funny, I will, But I'm going to be playing,
as he would imagine himself a night or Raoul Bandia.
He's a inspiring, aspiring actor who is trying to make
it into the big leagues and with the only experience
that he has really just being a mascot for a
what was it the Seattle baseball team?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Seattle Mariner moose?
Speaker 2: Is that his actual art that were that you have
right there? Is that him?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's he looks way cooler than I thought.
Speaker 1: Dude in the mascot suit was gonna he's got the mascot.
Speaker 5: What did you see?
Speaker 1: He's ripped, He's got John, He's got a sweet ass mohawk.
Speaker 6: He sucks.
Speaker 5: Here's here's him before, this is this is what he? Uh, well,
you guys ever, you guys ever really met him? Did
you like.
Speaker 6: The phone?
Speaker 5: Then he yeah? And then he got he got his
ship together and is now ready. He's no longer rahul pandea,
he is now night Runner. I mean, as Di said, he.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, based on that routine he built, we know
he fus Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: Back for my hYP gyrating.
Speaker 9: Most of that work was done in the mascot costume.
That's why it smelled the way it did.
Speaker 7: Yeah, good for you, Good for you.
Speaker 3: This gymnastics score must be through the roof.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Well, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: Deal.
Speaker 1: We are happy to have you, especially because Scar decided
to not answer our text and uh, who knows.
Speaker 2: What he's doing.
Speaker 1: He better be dead because if he's not, there's no
reason he shouldn't be.
Speaker 7: Hopefully everything's okay.
Speaker 1: Hopefully he's dead, because otherwise he's.
Speaker 6: Wishful.
Speaker 1: Think we're just going to assimilate his podcast and merge
it with our Discord channel. And this is how it
begins as we slowly take over.
Speaker 5: This is the beginning of the Mega Corps.
Speaker 1: So Mary, Merry fucking Christmas, Scar.
Speaker 9: And that's how we got and that's how we got
Max instead of HBO Max.
Speaker 5: Yeah, blame Scar.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: This is traditional.
Speaker 1: If someone's not here, we talked shit about them. So yeah,
that's just what happens, especially if you show up if
you're not here and you don't tell us why. I
can only imagine, so yeah, the shit talking will commence anyway.
Who else we got? Adam?
Speaker 5: Hi, Yes, my name is Adam. Hello, excuse me, Hello,
I'm Adam. I'll be your game master. I will be
playing everybody other than the guys that these guys are playing.
Let's see what else this This past week, I have
not been up to too much, just working and like
it's been a little bit slow at work, which drives
me a little bit nuts. But you know, hey, that's okay.
I've been listening to more Shadow Run podcasts. I caught
up again now with where our our good friend Ridian
was here last time caught up with where they're at
on their show Pride Against Prejudice. Check them out, And
I started listening to I didn't know it existed, and
now I do. It's called I Don't Run Origins. Uh,
it's OPTI, the like the man, the myth, the legend himself,
the guy that does all the history stuff. He also
has an actual play series. It's him and then the
guy excuse me, the guy that ran the archology podcast,
and then a couple of friends running through the old,
old old school shadow run Adventures from first edition from
the twenty fifties, and man, it's it's pretty cool. So
I've been listening to that in a lot of power metal.
That's what's nice, nice.
Speaker 1: Cool? And what are you doing for Christmas?
Speaker 5: What am I doing for Christmas? So we're having the
fam over at my house. It's gonna be uh, you know,
all the all the people that are fairly local. You know,
most of my family has dispersed in the four corners
of the country, so they're a little bit far away.
Moy's family is all in a pretty reasonable couple of
minutes to drive, so we're all gonna be doing it here.
I'm also like some percentage of Jewish. So we have
like manoras up and Christmas tree and you know, the
bizarre hybrid situation and so yeah, but we're just doing like,
you know, Christmas even though you know, but yeah, my
wife's birthday is also Christmas day, so we just did
her Christmas or not Christmas. Don't oh God, don't tell
her it's Christmas her birthday celebration.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: Today I'm a couple of couple of pomegranate moscow mules.
Speaker 6: Deep.
Speaker 5: I am ready to fucking party, all right.
Speaker 1: Lovely, you know I didn't ask you what are you
doing for Christmas?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 9: So I'm going to be doing a lot of cooking.
I'm essentially making something we call beef there. It's it's
like a beef essentially. It's a it's a we've had
this tradition at home, like because it is like a
traditional Mexican dish where you basically create like a beef
stock and then you you you blend a bunch of
like peppers and just toss it in there. It's it's
not as it's like simple as that, but uh, it's
gonna be quite the process.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna be probably cooking it for like a good
four hours.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, nice sounds good?
Speaker 5: Do you is a hell of a cook. I don't
I don't know if you guys know this. You guys
definitely don't know this. You guys. He makes crazy like this,
this spicy like Mexican inspired lasagna. It's it was fucking fire.
Speaker 9: Holy, that was what chardi so uh. I think it
was like it was a very local cheese around here.
Gets what chua. I didn't really see it around many two,
like I went to I moved to Florida, and I
didn't see it anywhere until like I think, maybe a
year into living there.
Speaker 6: I swear it probably just followed me.
Speaker 2: But you won't find much in Florida other than covid so.
Speaker 9: Well mana fair but the majority of that dish was
just basically instead of using uh, the small little green
tomatoes called the maatios, I used just regular tomato and
just basically made us alsa and just kind of use
it as a marinade for for all of that.
Speaker 6: And in said ricotta used a more malchi cheese. Mm hmm.
It was.
Speaker 9: It was like a case idea with pasta anchortiso cool
ounds delicious.
Speaker 1: Well, I am the great unclean one, your host, and
I will again be playing a thrack better known as Knuckles,
the the Orc Biker Bouncer. And you guys all have
much more interesting Christmas plan than I do because my
family is out of state. But I don't really like
to hang out and do shit. I would rather enjoy
my days off, you know, enjoying a day off. So
my Christmas is probably going to consist of getting some
Chinese food from the local Chinese restaurant, catching up on
some painting, and uh, I might watch the quote unquote
remake of A Conan The Barbarian with Jason Lamo before
it goes off on Netflix.
Speaker 5: So oh, I never saw that one.
Speaker 1: I did see it. It was it was okay, like
it's you know, if you just accept going in like
it's not going to replace Arnold, right, like we all
know that's never gonna happen. Just enjoy it for an
up to date Conan movie, and it's fine.
Speaker 5: Here they need to I don't know if they're doing
this or not, but they need to do King Cone.
And now that we got Old Man Arnold like a
like another yeah, yeah, I would. I would pay fifteen
dollars to go see that new movie.
Speaker 6: Theater they better have in the former Governor of California
and the title.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so uh yeah, that's that's my uh my day
off that I have planned. And uh we are in
the home stretch. I finished painting the Lord of Irelands today.
I popped him in the discord you guys can check
out in the Tail of Gamers and I uh as
as Aaron Adam pointed out, I've been keep saying that
I'm working on the filer, but we are in the
final stretch of that as well. We've got basics done
and it well, it has to be done by Saturday.
So with this weekend and having Monday off, I plan
to get a ton of painting done and have that
guy ready for next week for our tail Gamers conclusion,
so that'll be done. And then we did a whole
bunch of test models for.
Speaker 2: Zomba side.
Speaker 1: I've been messing around with that for our hopefully monthly
gaming group we're going to start doing.
Speaker 2: And was messing around with some NFL.
Speaker 1: High highlighting, which I've never done before and had some
pretty cool turnouts, So trying to come to some ideas
for that as well. And then Sean I got Earnie
a Christmas present, more of a bank you present for
kind of starting tenth edition forty K with me and
learning the game with me. But I found this cool
shop on Etsy.
Speaker 2: I actually there's two of them.
Speaker 1: So he always forgets or we always forget which unit
he put his Oath of Moment on for his his
space rings. It's one of their special abilities.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I found a little atsy shop where they do
like random tokens. So I got him a big token.
It's like maybe a little bit bigger than a quarter,
and it's it's got a big bold letters oath of
Moment with like a like a space marine skull like
with like the wings.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: So I got him one of those, and that actually
showed up today, which I was getting worried because that
came all the way from like England, that's where the
guy was, and it should have been here like two
weeks ago, but they must assented by carrier pigeon.
Speaker 2: So at least it got here finally.
Speaker 1: And then the other thing I got him is ats store.
I got this really cool little like track or that
lets you keep track of like what turn it is,
your command points, and then your victory points for primary
and secondary editions are admissions, and you could choose like
the colors that the guy made it out of, and
I got him to put like like the like the
space marine skull on there, and I thought that'll be
pretty cool too, So I'll post those in chat here
in a minute. So I'm really really still actually won't because.
Speaker 6: He's in here.
Speaker 2: I don't want him to see the gifts.
Speaker 1: So I was hoping to give him to him today,
but he wasn't able to go to Titan, so I
just hung around painting all day and we will see
him next week when we meet up for Tail of Gamers.
So yeah, pretty pretty excited about that. And yeah, man
been playing a shit ton of Dead by Daylight. They
got a winter event going on right now, so been
getting lots of lots of points for that as well.
So all in all, it's been It's been good and
catching up on movies and shows. Finally I finished watching
last week. I meant the guy tell you guys this.
Any of you guys seen the show on Netflix called Daybreak.
It's like a zombie comedy.
Speaker 5: Zombie. No, I don't have you know Netflix, guys. I
know I know everybody that works at Netflix is listening
to this. Can you make it through? I can steal
my brother in law's password again? Please come on, that's.
Speaker 2: That's too bad.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, Daybreak was only on for a season. But
it's a it's a show, you know, it's like a
you know, there's an apocalypse end of the world and
there's quote unquote zombies. But basically it's a comedy and
it focuses on the idea is that the kids, like
the teenagers for some reason, are not affected by the
bombs that drop and they stay normal. And it's like
all the adults who turn into quote unquote zombies, Like
they move around and they shuffle like zombies, and they
like bite and scratch you and they try to eat you.
But if you get bitch, you know, want to turn
into a zombie. And like the quirk that they have
is like they keep muttering the same thing they were
thinking right before they died. So like all these like
adult zombies are going around and they're like they're at
the shopping mall, for example, and there's one lady on
in the parking lot. She's like fifteen percent off yoga pants.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh sh she's coming it's amazing.
Speaker 6: She definitely had a priority straight.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's like, yeah, it's like stuff like that,
you know, like eggs from the store.
Speaker 2: I gotta go to eggs and myths.
Speaker 1: From the store, you know, like weird shit like that.
But it's it's pretty funny. It's it's a good show.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: It was a nice twist on the zombie thing. And
the main character does a lot of fourth wall breaking
where he's like directly talking to the camera like, oh,
you're probably wondering what's about to happen in this scene,
or like how I got here. So it focuses on
like a bunch of team drama. Basically, all the different
like clicks in the school have turned into like different
like quote unquote.
Speaker 2: Like tribes or groups of survivors.
Speaker 1: So the job the jocks are still wearing like all
their football equipment, but they've like mad max it out
with like spikes and shites.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's.
Speaker 1: Really funny and it has Uh if anybody's seen the
new Chucky TV series, the actress who plays Lexiu is
in this, but it's it's a couple of years before,
so I think the actress who plays Lexi now is
probably like sixteen or seventeen, so in this she's only
maybe like maybe ten or twelve. But she plays like
this pyromaniac like little girl who has like survived the
apocalypse and has like a custom little handbuilt like flamethrower,
and she rolls around on those fucking shoes that have
those stupid roller skates built into the man's hilarious man.
And then Matthew Broderick plays the principle and he has a.
Speaker 2: Great part in it.
Speaker 1: So if nothing else, I'll watch it for Matthew Broderick
because he is.
Speaker 5: He does he kill anyone in a car accident, not
in a car accident, but.
Speaker 2: No, but go check it out.
Speaker 5: I haven't forgotten Matthew Broderick, I know.
Speaker 1: And then I finally started watching Wednesday, and oh my god,
is a fucking riot. I've got one episode left and
Jenny or Jenna Ortega fucking crushes it at Wednesday. Great
casting all around. And the actress who plays Brian of.
Speaker 2: Ptarth is in that show.
Speaker 1: Yeah I don't know her name. Yeah, she plays the
principal of the school that that she goes to. And
Catherine Zeita Jones plays more Titia, So it's it's great man,
and Uncle Fester finally showed up towards the end of
the season. Thing is in there. It's great, man, It's
it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: There are so.
Speaker 1: Many good little like nods to the movies and the
old TV show, Like just a lot of good little jokes.
If you're an Adams Family fan, you'll definitely like it.
And if you're not, it's just it's so hilarious.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: I just God, Wednesday is like me in so many
regards with just how she hates everything. So the got
a kindred soul there. You know, I'd really love it.
So check that out too. And I watched U five
seven one today because that's about to go off on Netflix.
I was like, I need a I need just a
good movie. So, man, what an all star cast in that.
You've got a young Matthew McConaughey, Bill Paxton, Keith David
and uh, there was a guy who was from the
remake of Dawn of the Dead that Zack Schneider did.
I don't know the actor's name, but he's one of
the main characters. No, No, it wasn't Vin Rains, it
was it was uh. It was the white guy who
survives almost up to the end of the movie that
the main character starts to like form a relationship with
and they have to they have to leave him behind
right at the end. I don't remember, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know the actor's name, but uh yeah, man.
Speaker 5: Maybe.
Speaker 2: Oh and then uh the fucking guy that plays the
wolf from pulp Fiction is in there too.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he was. He was brilliant. He plays like
the the chief officers. He's like the one, you know,
he's like kind of between like the officers and the cruise.
He's the one going around like telling people like fucking
do your ship and listen to your orders. So yeah, great,
great stuff. So I'm feeling great, man. And then I went,
I took Aaron's advice. I went and got some fucking
ice cream like a grown ass person. Uh oh yeah,
I was like, I got a sweet tooth. I had
to go grow up some groceries from jewel before it
becomes madness because of Christmas. And there's this there's this
like Mexican like ice cream shop on the corner of
the strip.
Speaker 6: Mall me guess, let me check on that.
Speaker 1: I've fucking lived here for like you know, five or
six years and we've never gone there.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know what, I'm gonna do that?
And I got.
Speaker 1: I got a sprinkle cone waffle cone with a scoop
of hort Shota flavored ice cream. Yeah, and a scoop
of coconut flavored ice cream, And not just coconut flavored
ice cream, but like the good coconut that like the
Mexican coconut, the creamy shit with the coconut shavings.
Speaker 5: Like you ever had, like a coconut bar from.
Speaker 1: Like the Mexican grocery store, or like if you ever
see a like a dude on a little the little
ice cream cart going around your town, get your do
yourself a favor and get yourself either a coconut bar
or a mango bar. It'll fucking change your life.
Speaker 9: And please and please get as many as you can.
Please support these guys with the carts.
Speaker 1: They oh yeah, great ship. My my boss when I
was working at the funeral home years ago, when I
first got into the business, we were we were driving
back and he was like, have you ever had a
mango bar? And I was like no, And he saw
a guy driving one of those carts. And we stopped.
We're in the fucking van, We've got a fucking body
in the back, and he orders us some mango bars
and we're eating mango bars.
Speaker 2: On the way back to the funeral home. I'm like,
this is really fucking good.
Speaker 1: And then I saw one and then here's there was Uh.
There was a guy that was riding one of those
carts in the neighborhood right next to the college that
I went to for mortuaries, and I would always see
him on the way home every every time when I
was leaving the school. He was usually in the area
by what's that that small airport up and Wheeling.
Speaker 5: Oh, Pelwaukee. Yeah, it's called uh or something, Executive air Woodfield,
Executive Airport, something like that.
Speaker 1: Now I think he used to be Pulwaukee though, Yeah,
you're right. So anyway, yeah, just just north of there.
I'd always see him cruising. So one day I chased
him down and I got myself a mango bar, and
I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 2: This is this is what I was meant to be.
Speaker 1: So it's the story.
Speaker 5: Like, the version of this that just was created in
my mind is probably so much more exciting than what
actually happened.
Speaker 1: Uh, we'll put it. We'll put it in the show
that we eventually turned my life into.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I'm I'm feeling great right now.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking pumped, So I am here, Adam take it away.
Speaker 5: All right, let's let's get fucking going here. So, uh,
normally we kicked this off with a recap of what's
going on, but we got special circumstances tonight. You guys
are all in the car. You're headed to see mister Johnson.
Now you guys haven't actually met night Runner before, but
you met him. Now, you guys all piled in, you
got your gear. Unfortunately, Mantis, uh, he's in this weird,
semi vegetative state. It's bizarre. Something something seems real weird
with him. And now he's just kinda he's not responsive
like you you talk to him and goes like oh yeah, yeah,
and that's it, Like that's all you can get. Like
he's like, you know, you pour a little bit of
like water winder his mouth that kind of dribbles out.
He's like, oh thanks, yeah, and that's it, and he's
like not responsive. So he's he's hanging out back in
the bunker. But you guys meet up with the night Runner.
So this guy, this, this is the guy that is uh,
the the Simsense star that you guys are supposed to
be working with. So you meet up with him and
you're in the car and you're riding to meet mister Johnson.
Now you don't know too much about what's going on
with this job except that mister Johnson is on the
the cheer chair and dray side uh cheer chair and
Garra I think his house pronounced side of boise. So
you guys go to meet this dude. Let me pop
him up for you. Blamo, there he is.
Speaker 3: Sick.
Speaker 8: Oh what a So you oh absolutely met that guy.
Speaker 5: Oh he totally does look like he came from Vampire.
So you meet this guy and he is in an
office and you got you know, you guys get to
the address and you have a brief discussion before heading
in and you know, uh, you know, this is night
runners first thing, and you guys give him a couple
of quick pointers on like how to interact with mister Johnson.
And you know, so you guys are going into the
office and there's you know, elf security guards and they're
wearing like cool black like military gear and uh, you know,
they they stop you and uh, you know, go through
the whole like who are you, what are you doing here?
Who are you supposed to be meeting? And uh, you know,
you get a quick frisk, pat down, scan and uh
the elctionen to the office. And this dude is sitting
there and he's in this high backed chair and you
know it's uh there's a crackling fireplace and he's sitting
behind this this large wooden desk and he's got this
this like like red leather trench coat and black leather
like professional like business professional, but like black leather gear
with red trim, red like floor length trench coat. He's
got you know, high flat top, white hair, and he's
sitting there and it's like, it's good of you to
come here.
Speaker 6: I have.
Speaker 5: Work for you. It's been arranged with our mutual friend.
Payment that is going to be coming from her. It's
already been sorted out. Consider it an escrill. A job
is at a local junk yard, the Jalopy Jungle, that's
what they call it. So you guys see this, you
guys see the little thing here the picture of Jalopy Jungle.
Oh uh, if you guys happen to ever google the
Jalopy Jungle in Boise. It's a real place. Go ahead,
and if you need junkyard stuff, go get it from them.
Tell him, tell him the guy from the shadow Run
podcast Centia and they will look confused.
Speaker 2: So Dragan's gaming.
Speaker 1: Not brought to you by the Geloppie Jungle down in Boise.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they have no idea. Ah, and just tell them,
tell them about it. It'll confuse him and it'll be great.
Speaker 3: It'll be.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tell him, Adam sands you. Maybe one guy there
has heard a shadow Run and he'll be like, wait what,
but yeah, the Jeloppy Jungle. So in the Jeloppy Jungle
there's a stash nova coke. I need that extracted from
the Jeloppy Jungle. Once you're inside, we'll find an old
a americrh it's gonna have the license plate X two
five two five x be located in the trunk. Now,
this place is kind of a hangout for a gang,
rather unsavory gang called the Lynch Mob. They're associated with
the Humanist poly Club. They're not Uh. If something happens
to them, no one's gonna shed any tears, he says.
He says, no one's gonna shed any tears. And then
he kind of looks around and looks at all of
you and no one laughs or smiles, and then he
looks a little bit disappointed.
Speaker 3: Poor guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's rough, rough crowd.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 5: So I'm sorry, Knuckles, you're gonna say something.
Speaker 1: What do we know?
Speaker 2: What did you say? The humanis something?
Speaker 5: Humanis poly Club? So do you have any kind of
do you have any kind of knowledges that are Ye,
that was a joke. So uh, I'm just gonna give
it to you guys. Humanist poly Club basically like imagine
the KKK, except instead of being like we like white guys,
they're like we like humans. Hum, okay, ill, Yeah, it's
a human supremacist uh.
Speaker 1: Human organization.
Speaker 5: Right, people are the worst. So yeah, and they're like humans.
Go and it's like have you met humans? So Humanist
poly Club associated biker gang, the hangout in the Giloppe Jungle.
It's their stash that we will be removing. How bad, excellent,
There's no concern about any kind of violence or casualties, explosions, pyrotechnics, whatever,
you've got. Take that snow and bring it out. Return
to our mutual friend. She'll contact me from there.
Speaker 1: When he says that, you guys see a grim start
to cross over Knuckle's face and he absent mindedly starts
playing with one of the grenades on his Bandolier.
Speaker 5: Provided you with a shard that has all of the
information on the address access routes, and you are clear
to travel there. Now that you're in our side of town.
Talk to the TTPF and they will not be stopping
you on your approach.
Speaker 10: Great, Oh yeah, I love to see it. Piece is acceptable?
H Is there anything else we need to know before
we go? We're going straight there as them.
Speaker 2: Are you asking us for? Him?
Speaker 3: Him?
Speaker 6: Him?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no, that's all.
Speaker 2: All right, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And as we leave, Jacques, who, for D's sake, is
like an eight foot six tall troll, uh, just shakes
your hand and says, my name is Jacques, by the way,
callby Ford.
Speaker 6: Oh so I'm with all of you guys, right.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, So okay, just to just to kind of understand,
like what's I saw that? You told me that I'm
my own actor, but like what's my purpose of being
here specifically? I'm just trying to try to catch myself
up here?
Speaker 6: Are you?
Speaker 5: This is this is the conversation that you're having with
with Ford. Uh but no, this this is you know,
your your setup. You are an actor and your this
is this is your show. It's called night Runner, and
you are playing the role of a rookie shadow Runner
and this is part of the whole stick. You're meeting
up with mister Johnson. You get a job and now
you're gonna go do the job.
Speaker 6: H Okay.
Speaker 9: So I'm just here now, like as far as it goes,
my agents told me I have the job to be
night Runner or Ford is the night Runner.
Speaker 5: No, you're a night Runner.
Speaker 6: No no, no, not the Runner. Now I'm the agent. Sorry, no, no.
Speaker 5: These guys are part of your team. They're they're part
of the You're you're your team for the show.
Speaker 6: Oh oh oh, so so like this is the set
now there's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're you're filming.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh ship, Okay.
Speaker 2: That's what's wrong, kid? You look white as a ghost.
Speaker 6: Right, Uh sorry, I've got a new to this.
Speaker 3: Yeah the first for all you know? Oh all right? Righteous?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, old was we were just popping his cherry
not too not too long ago.
Speaker 3: Right, differently than that, Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Don't know if I like the term popping his cherry for.
Speaker 9: Okay, well, render points to his chest with his thumb
and it just goes I've popped quite a few cherries.
Speaker 6: And might say.
Speaker 7: Truly not surprising.
Speaker 6: But he but he reaches his hand out and he
shakes your hand.
Speaker 3: Back, very good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And and Ford will walk out to his car,
which is waiting for them, like almost right by the door.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you guys get into the car then you
start rolling. Tell you, guys, I don't know, maybe like
fifteen minutes to get there, so you've got a little
bit of time to kind of sit there. And you
guys sit there, I guess probably fairly awkwardly, and uh.
Speaker 7: To ignore the drooling elf. He's not normally like this.
Speaker 3: We don't.
Speaker 5: Oh he's not here. No, he's back at the bumper.
Speaker 7: He's entirely at the compound totally.
Speaker 1: You'll see to yourself then, yeah.
Speaker 7: This is cozy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Adam, I do have a question about the setup
because I just want to be clear, so without spoiling
it for for our friend Dio here, this is real, right, yes, okay, okay,
you know.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to be the one to ask it
because I was scratching my head after listening to last
week's episode, Like I wasn't sure on the innuendos that
were being thrown around. So let's go do what Knuckles
does best and we'll see how things go.
Speaker 5: Yeah, got all your weapons loaded up with with jail rounds?
Do you guys put that in your for your goal?
Speaker 7: Doesn't have any weapons?
Speaker 1: A pistol we gave you, remember ship from this right
gang we fought last week?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to call it a.
Speaker 8: Fight, yeah, yeah, you guys, Yeah, yeah, this might go
a little bit differently, but we'll see.
Speaker 5: We'll see how it goes. It's I mean, it's all
for fun.
Speaker 1: So uh you.
Speaker 5: Guys uh roll through town boys.
Speaker 1: Guess I want to send a mess a private message to.
Speaker 2: Uh to Ford and oh my god, Vault. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm like I was gonna say magical.
Speaker 7: You could say magical, that's funnier.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna send a private message to the two of
them and be like, all right, are we actually supposed
to use the gel bullets? I'm not gonna be like, like,
I guess this would be like a I guess it'd
be a voice because I'm on my bike, right, so
I'd be my voice.
Speaker 2: You guys can respond with text or whatever. Be like, so.
Speaker 1: Are we actually using these gail bullets? I didn't. I
wasn't really picking up what what your girlfriend was throwing down.
Speaker 3: All me dense, but uh you know, okay, thense yes,
my use the.
Speaker 2: I see what you did there.
Speaker 8: Volte will respond like he's typing an email. It's like, hello,
this is Vault. Yes, I'm going to be casting magic
still sincerely Fault, and then.
Speaker 1: I'll it's like.
Speaker 5: Every text message, every text message is like hello, it's
your dad, and like it ends every single one ends
dot dot dot or like begins like dot dot dot.
How are you? I'm like, like, why are you making it? Ominous? Dad?
Speaker 3: So my dad sends to.
Speaker 4: Me weirdly inappropriate emojis because he doesn't really understand how
it comes across. Like he sends me like like kissy
face emoji's. Occasionally I told him to cut that out,
and then he's he'll send me like winky face emojis.
He's like, hey, how are you wink? And I'm like, okay,
You're like, what the are you doing.
Speaker 7: Some weird, weird mixed messages here?
Speaker 2: I want to come over and watch netflix, O, Dad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, putting on the phone.
Speaker 1: Well, then I'm gonna after I get the email from Vault,
I will say, uh, so are the grenades ago? Then?
Speaker 5: So, uh, just a case, night Runner. From your perspective,
you're sitting in the car and you know, you're you're
like looking around and it's real quiet, and you got
your hands folded your lap and you're kind of looking around,
and these guys are all like on their phones and
each other.
Speaker 6: He's looking stoic as fuck.
Speaker 9: But then he's just gonna turn like he's gonna look
at them, just like see them texting him like kind
of are they doing?
Speaker 4: Yea, before a point we'll put it down and he'll
just be like, so, night Runner, uh, you are killed
the man before.
Speaker 6: I've killed a lot of men. They all tend to
blur together after some time.
Speaker 1: Oh I like this guy way more than the elf.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: Okay. I killed one man yesterday. That was the first time.
Speaker 6: Do you still remember his face?
Speaker 3: No, to be honest, that it was like I just
kind of ran then he died immediately.
Speaker 6: Ask you're a true killer?
Speaker 2: Okay, so he dome the fuck out of that guy
with that.
Speaker 3: What did you have it was a tire iron.
Speaker 1: That was a tire iron.
Speaker 2: I had the one with the wrench.
Speaker 6: Good old faith class.
Speaker 3: Uh class, yes, lots of classes to me.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, and then he'll he'll text you a picture
of a four bus night.
Speaker 5: I was waiting for it. Yeah, dude, so I was.
I was listening to because I listened to the episodes
just as soon as they come out, and like, like
it was like the first time, the first episode where
you started sending people pictures of cars and like, dude,
fucking killed me. Uh man. So uh, you guys roll
for about fifteen minutes, and you know, you have some
real awkward conversations with this terrifying person, and you arrive
at the entrance. By the way, it's night time, you know,
as as it should be. The entrance to the pick
apart in july Be Jungle in Boise, Idaho. Now this
thing is huge. Uh it it runs on both sides
of the Boise River and uh it also is encapsulates
a thing called Silver Lake, which is a you know,
a lake. It's all within this giant fucking junkyard. So
you get to the entrance, you park, you can't drive in. Unfortunately,
there's uh you know what do you what do you
call those things gates?
Speaker 2: Fences?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, it's the big the big like barriers,
concrete things that prevent you from driving.
Speaker 1: Into like oh yeah yeah, those ballards.
Speaker 5: I think those are ballards.
Speaker 2: I actually don't know what they're called.
Speaker 5: Well, it's got those. It's got those things, you know,
the ones, uh so and and check it out. It's
got those rad things that look like uh like raptor
claws that if you run over them in the wrong direction,
they shed your tires. It's got those two. So you
guys get out and you approach the jungle.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 5: It's a small segment that you can see the road there.
Ignore that the road's not there. Are you guys able
to see everything? Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's some.
Speaker 5: Those are buildings. Yeah, that's that's got interiors. Unfortunately, this
doesn't support any kind of cool things, so they're just black.
But you know, as you guys go, yeah, yeah, I know,
I know.
Speaker 9: I love the the proper and nice pnngs for every
character and then they're just fucking me bai in the
middle of the fucking like junk yard.
Speaker 1: Well, you're the star of the show, bro. You have
the background and everything.
Speaker 6: Okay, we're just again.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know if you've had time
to think about this, which I haven't told you to
think about it. So I'm guessing the answers and no here,
But what's your character's theme music? Man?
Speaker 6: Theme music? Mm?
Speaker 9: Every single song that plays during a gtament like a trailer,
every single one a once, all at once, everything, everywhere,
all at once.
Speaker 5: My thought was the theme song from the old You
guys remember the board game Crossfire? You remember those commercials.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you get caught in the crossfire.
Speaker 5: You get caught up Crossfire. That's uh, that's what's playing
in my head anyhow. So you arrive at the Jiloppe Jungle.
It's nighttime. There's walls of cars, walls of old hulks
of cars and trucks and rust, and you know, the
ground is dirt with a bunch of like ruts in
it from where it's been driven through a million times,
piles of tires and shale and broken rocks and glass
and uh not a couple of crack pipes scattered about.
But you get there and you approach on foot. You
can't drive in, and as you head in. You see,
I'm gonna reveal this first dude, the token layer. There
we go, So let me show you guys. Man, there's
so many folders within folders and then folders. Here he is,
show the players blamo right, nice biker gang, right, imagine
a biker gang. That's what you got. A bunch of dudes,
human types, sunglasses, leather jackets, and on the back of
the leather jackets there's a thing that's lynch mob and uh,
you know it's just you know, lynch lynch mob, uh
uh boise or whatever you know on it. And uh
so you see a couple of these dudes milling about,
and you know there there's some of them that are
hanging around like you know, a fire barrel, chatting and
uh you know, there's people drinking. You can hear some
people hooting, a couple of people hollering. But these dudes
are are out in this field, field, this yard, doing
their thing. So I'm gonna start revealing a couple of
these guys. You used to them pop up on the map.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I wasna say. It's kind of like a field,
except instet of flowers. It's a bunch of fuck the cars.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 7: It's a junk field.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, how do you want to handle this?
Speaker 9: Night Is Night Renner is gonna oh sorry, no, he just.
Speaker 3: Gives a wink too bold because he's.
Speaker 6: Standing in the cycle.
Speaker 9: Night Render's gonna pull out one of those cigarettes and
start like, unbeknownst to them, this thing is is like
no NICOTINEO nothing, It's just for show. He just starts
to like as he's like like sucking into it, you
just see the little light at the very end of
it starts to light up as like if he's actually smoking.
But as he's like takes it out of his mouth,
no smoke, no vape, nothing. I guess we just have
to play hard ball, show them we have all the
control in this negotiation.
Speaker 2: Wait, we're negotiating. I was just gonna take the drugs and.
Speaker 3: Go, oh, I like your player.
Speaker 1: I mean, try to be sneaky and then you know,
when it all goes.
Speaker 2: To hell, we you know, do our thing.
Speaker 8: Okay, Uh, you're gonna cast increase reflexes on himself immediately
ship they're about to go down.
Speaker 6: Okay, hit it.
Speaker 8: I'll just hit it with a four to six, you know,
start the game off with some damage.
Speaker 5: Burn it, burn a damage.
Speaker 1: Should I say, start start the game off with some edging.
Speaker 7: You know, I don't think I need to edge for this.
I'm hoping that.
Speaker 2: That'll be later. I'm sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's sick. See what I I can't see five successes.
Speaker 5: But you take two damage physical too, because it's above
your your magic rating.
Speaker 7: Right, Yeah? Yeah that was.
Speaker 5: So that does booster reflexes pretty well. But you take
two points of damage. So you guys get there and
uh discuss how you're gonna do it, and he's like,
hold on, guys, and then he's just like in coughs
and like some blood comes out.
Speaker 7: Being an old man happens normally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll be good.
Speaker 7: Wipe the blood out of my nose.
Speaker 2: A uh vault? You got any uh, you got anything?
Maybe take one of these guys out quietly.
Speaker 7: I mean I have anything that's super quiet.
Speaker 11: I could just tell one of them to funk off
influence and just go away.
Speaker 3: If you want, I can choke him out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna say we could.
Speaker 2: We could try it like we did at the first place.
It didn't work out very well.
Speaker 4: But you know, to be for that guy was like
a jiu jitsu master or something. Like that was crazy.
I was rolling good successes.
Speaker 2: All right, Well you got it.
Speaker 1: You wanna want to sneak our way through and see
how far we can get?
Speaker 12: Yeah, let's do that, all right, Adam?
Speaker 1: What is this right here? Just like a bus or something.
Speaker 5: It's like a bus, So what the fu? Oh yeah,
it's pretty la. What the hell?
Speaker 2: What the hell? Yeah, don't worry about that.
Speaker 1: What's going on? It's roll twenty, that's what's going on.
Speaker 5: I think there's something beyond that going on because it's
normally not that slow, but it is going real slow.
So anyhow, how yeah, so on your right as you enter,
you've got like a like a full sized city bus
that's got a whole bunch of trash and uh and
stuff propped up against it. On your right hand side,
you see from where you are. You know what, how
about you guys, give me a perception roll and I'll
tell you what you see. Boo yourself or all the dice.
Speaker 3: Come on.
Speaker 6: I was.
Speaker 7: Okay, you're so god damp for successes.
Speaker 3: Critical glitch.
Speaker 5: No, it is going hard.
Speaker 3: Roll one dice.
Speaker 6: Man one success.
Speaker 5: Oh man, so wow, critical glitch. So you enter, you
look you see, yeah, you see that bus. You know,
you see these two there's two trucks that are all
like mostly rust on the left hand side. The right
hand side is that bus with all the tires piled up.
You see a big old uh to to the right
before that bus, there's a big pile of tires is burning.
It's a big tire fire. And see someone passed the
trucks on the left hand side, uh kind of mill
about whistling. He's taken a leak. You know he's got
he's got a uh an oozy in one hand and
he's like pissing with the other. And you see him
over there. You see a guy through the bus, like
through like the busting out windows of the bus. On
the other side of the bus, you see another guy
walking around and uh man volt. You see way past
all of this stuff. You see beyond another pile of cars.
You see those guys around the fire barrel. There's four
of them over here, and you know they're they're talking.
They're yucking it up and laughing with four successes. You
see one of them looks a little nervous. The other
three don't. Oh interesting, night runner. You see the bus,
You see the you know the guy taking a leak
over there, Jack critical glitch out of the gate, your
perception role. You go in and it's like, all right, well,
let's get an idea and take a look around and
see what we can do before we head in. And
you're like, what about that guy? And you make too
much noise pointing out the dude taking a leak. Now,
you guys are going to be the lot of you
at a penalty for stealth. If you guys are trying
to get sneaky, we're going to give you guys all
minus two penalty on your next stealth roles.
Speaker 6: Ship.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I thought this. I thought you guys were
gonna be able to get through at least a couple
of these guys before it goes to ship. But I
don't think that's the case anymore.
Speaker 6: Uh N, Night putting his hand ups. That's you boys.
Let me handle you boys. Damn, that voice is wrong.
Speaker 12: Character.
Speaker 5: This is all.
Speaker 1: That's what I think.
Speaker 8: It's like trying to fight man boys.
Speaker 6: Love it you boys. I'll take care of the work here.
And then he starts moving forward.
Speaker 9: Like and he's walking with a lot of swagger, just
just moving in this general direction.
Speaker 1: All right, I am going to like sneak over behind
the bus and trying to get the drop on this guy.
Speaker 2: Because I think this is gonna go just like keep him.
Speaker 1: Alive and I'll make my way around.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to sneak.
Speaker 5: Okay, so let me get a stealth roll from Knuckles
and one from n Well, night Runner, Are you sneaking?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: Absolutely fucking not. He is walking with like bravado. He's
doing like the swag like he has one hand in
his pocket, the other hand, the other hand swinging back
and forth.
Speaker 6: He's just like, I'm gonna talk to these guys.
Speaker 13: I'm gonna talk to these guys.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, wow, So this okay, So let me let's
break out this bad boy here. That's the initiative track.
Oh man, so you guys remember how you guys have
fought people and it was real easy and like you're like, oh,
this isn't challenging. Make it harder? Oh no, oh no, is.
Speaker 2: I am prepared to die.
Speaker 5: News is that at least at least man this is
going to survive this.
Speaker 9: So I've turned I've turned this into the dark souls
of the shadow on campaign.
Speaker 1: It's all we're acting anyway. So even if I die.
It's no big deal.
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, that's fair. So here we go. Uh,
let's get some of these dudes into the initiative of order.
I got my first dude here is gonna you know what,
I gotta make perception roles. Maybe maybe these guys at
this point, well not quite yet, not quite yet. And
uh good news. These guys don't have any ranks in it. No,
that is oversight on my part and it's see your advantage.
So uh, first guy, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, apply all
the things. Nope to successes out of the gate, all right,
on to dice.
Speaker 1: What a cheat?
Speaker 5: Two dice to successes? Here they go. All right, let's
let's get these guys in. Yeah, buddy, ever, what's that
enemy cut up said? Everybody gets to roll initiative?
Speaker 2: Is your internet having a stroke over there?
Speaker 6: Is it me?
Speaker 5: It might be me?
Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm I I'm a lost you for
the same time that I think Chris did.
Speaker 5: So that's got to be me then, But you're fighting normally,
it's you, Eric, Okay, I know.
Speaker 1: You're so good at this game.
Speaker 7: Why I knew it was gonna go bad.
Speaker 1: The fastest of magic Hobo's goal.
Speaker 9: The magic just comes out instinctively at this point everywhere.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 5: Twenty eight initiative at the top, we got volt. So
from where you are, you see the same things that
I described earlier. Plus you got this this fucking idiot staggering,
swaggering towards this other guy that's taking a leak. You
see Knuckles go around towards the uh, the other side
of the bus, and he's going like, all right, they
gotta be sneaky, is what he's saying. As he's going
through like a cartoon character, knees high and uh you
see the guy guy through that bus? Fuck is it?
And he turns he starts heading towards Knuckles and.
Speaker 2: You cut out again.
Speaker 5: Oh no, this is gonna be miserable.
Speaker 7: Oh boy, my life.
Speaker 5: You guys can't hear me? Oh boy? Yeah?
Speaker 3: You speaking towards where he's moving towards Earth Rock.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, and then it's it's vulture.
Speaker 8: Okay, ol it's gonna move over here. And then can
I see any of these three people?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You so you move. You moved towards the guy that's
taking a leak, and you're able to, like I said earlier,
because you got that crazy high perception. You do see
those There's four people, including this guy here standing around
a fire barrel.
Speaker 8: Oh I I didn't even realize that this was a person.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, he's a little bit harder.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, I'm going to cast magic at that guy
and I'm just gonna kind of fuck him with the stunball.
Speaker 7: Yeah, whoever that is.
Speaker 11: They're getting hit with collateral damage. So we're just gonna
boom pre edge.
Speaker 8: You know, we're gonna feel good about that. We'll make
it fource five edge makes it don't matter. You just
gotta hit like ten fucking buttons to cast a spell.
Speaker 7: Ten successes.
Speaker 6: Whoa god, damn Jesus.
Speaker 5: Wow, and you resisted all the drain. Cool. So you
got three dudes there, they're going to roll to try
to resist that with it was I believe, uh, logic
and willpower or no willpower and something?
Speaker 12: What am I doing?
Speaker 2: I think it was just willpower. If I remember from last.
Speaker 5: Time, YEP direct combat spells successfully cast, it inflicts a
number of box of damage equal to your net hits
on the post test.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: The post test generally pitts your spell cast and plus
magical limited by force against either body for physical or WheelPower,
just straight up wheel power power. They that's it.
Speaker 6: Way to go, man, you.
Speaker 5: Did it. Congratulations, you've graduated from Shadow Run. You did it.
Now give your give your character one rank in knowledge
shadow Run rules. So all right, we got one guy
rolling this. Here you go and blame O one success.
So that guy takes nine stun hot damn, he's still
up out out the other guy.
Speaker 2: One more guy does the stun damage like, knock him out.
Speaker 5: His track is full.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's pretty good.
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty fucking good.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, so they're not out, but a lot of
these guys are getting wrecked. And then the other dude, who.
Speaker 1: Is was this the stumb ball again that you threw?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So who is the fourth guy? Because I see
like three pink squares.
Speaker 7: Hank carry.
Speaker 5: His name is Hank.
Speaker 1: Clearly he's he's he's a top down token.
Speaker 3: Yeah human, Oh I see you, now, I see.
Speaker 7: I have my pain too.
Speaker 3: But he won't matter because even though he has a name.
Speaker 5: Red X, that's the guy that's knocked out the one
the one guy with no success is the named guy.
He's gone, he's done.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: But yeah, the other the other guys are still up
hurt pretty damn bad. So you dropping down?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I have to dedicate some some dice to you
counter spelling.
Speaker 7: I guess right.
Speaker 3: So is that a free action or a swift action?
Speaker 7: I think it was a free act.
Speaker 5: There's there's this thing as swift. There's simple complex or.
Speaker 11: For simple right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think it's a
free action, all double check.
Speaker 7: But if it is, then that's what I'm doing.
Speaker 5: Okay. So, uh, it was rock knuckles moving around this bus.
You saw that the guy is starting to react, all right, and.
Speaker 2: You said he was he holding an oozy? Or was
it nearby.
Speaker 5: The guy that's taken a leak was holding an oozy.
This guy, you see, he's got like a As he's
coming around, he's drawn out like a like a revolver.
Speaker 1: Oh well, it's only fair that I pull out a
revolver and we have a gentlemanly dual. Now I pulled
up the shotgun. I rush him and shoo him the chest.
Speaker 5: I mean a gentleman shotgun blast at the chest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna jet to the corner, right, I'm gonna
I'm gonna stay low, do a quick like crouching run
to the corner. And then I'm gonna pop up and
uh put the barrel through a window and fucking take
a shot at this guy. All right, go for it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna give give this guy. He's got a.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 5: I mean, you're through the cover, so he's got no bonus.
So go ahead.
Speaker 2: Okay, one moment getting to the weapons. All right, kablamb
and we're just using regular rounds. Nothing special here.
Speaker 5: You're not using the jail rounds.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I forgot about those. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 6: He's already.
Speaker 1: They were not very clear when Knuckles asked the questions.
So yeah, three successes. I'll let you be the judge
of that.
Speaker 6: I can't tell you.
Speaker 5: Boy, No, it looks like that's the damage value for
regular shotgun. Oh yeah, it's gone full. Uh Alec Baldwin
soon said Brandon Lee. Does that make it better? I
don't know what get you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just no, Jesus Christ, you should be
a shamed of yourself.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna I don't know either.
Speaker 1: Lee was in the crow died because of shooting accident.
Speaker 6: Oh ship, Yeah, okay, I know.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, who's Bruce Lee?
Speaker 6: I thought that wasn't good with names to you.
Speaker 5: Oh, great news, great news, everybody. Uh, this guy got
three successes on his defense role, so you don't hit.
Speaker 7: You don't kill him.
Speaker 1: I'm truck that again.
Speaker 5: You were breaking up three successes on his defense role,
so you do not hit.
Speaker 9: Okay, just as a bit because that was an actual
shotgun blast, like, uh, night Runner is actually gonna finch.
Speaker 6: Ah.
Speaker 5: All right, So now out comes the guy you just
shot at. So this dude goes, oh shit, we got
visitors and he yells and uh he uh. After you
shoot at him with a shotgun, he's gonna run back
and take cover around the other side of the bus.
And now that he's taking cover, he's gonna shoot at you.
This is gonna be blind fire. So he's got a
negative X. He's got a hit.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do I do that?
Speaker 5: Uh, make sure your token is selected and then click
that defend button. Defense dodge correct, Defend is regular. Dodge
will drop five off of your initiative score, which will
remove you from the next phase, but you get to
add your gymnastics to your defense role. Where's the other
defense I only see one defense button here. If you
on the in the chat log, there's a defense button.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry. Okay, yeah, from the cover, you do.
Speaker 5: Yeah, since you're in the cover a year and a half,
two two extra four okay, yeah, it goes wide, you bang,
you know, and it shoots. It goes wide and you
see it like punch straight through this bus. Huh.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Then the guy that was taking a leak whirls around.
Dick's still out pissing and he's like what, He's got
the gun in hand, and he sees night Runner and
he's in a fire.
Speaker 3: Oh, poor knight Runner.
Speaker 7: I think we're.
Speaker 5: Five success So, uh deal, make sure you've got your
token selected and then click that defend button or if
you want, you can hit that dodge button, which will
add your uh gymnastics to the dice pool.
Speaker 9: So, given the visual of what's happening here, he sees
somebody who's basically uh fucking having his pants at his
ankle kind of just like waddling through with a gun
in his hands, and just fires at him.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, dude, he's not like a giant
like he's He's still got pants, so he just he
was fitting. I don't know about you, but he usually
keep my pants.
Speaker 6: Fully off.
Speaker 5: Every time goes and he uses a journal in a
public restroom deal, takes his pants off, hangs him up
on the side.
Speaker 9: So the only reason I ever had even this image
in my head is because I was like, I'm about
to get like ankle blasted because he has his pants
and his ankle.
Speaker 6: It didn't work out in my head. No, but see
seeing this seeing this guy just come out of nowhere.
Speaker 9: Uh he instinctively instinctively because now he has a gun
pointed at him, He's just gonna dodge.
Speaker 6: Yeah, seven successes.
Speaker 5: You so you're an.
Speaker 9: All that fitness, all that being a mascot. You just
see him fucking cart we out of.
Speaker 6: The way and then go awesome and then look at
the other guy and say like, is it the best
you got? So? Uh?
Speaker 5: The other guys, Uh, now that they're aware and you
know there's been gunfire, are gonna pop up and move
to the token layer.
Speaker 3: Okay, nothing to worry about. This is fine, This is
this is fun.
Speaker 5: This is fine.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 5: So I gotta make a a surprise role. Well for
these fell let's see how they are. Let's go. First off,
is this you need three hits to not be surprised
that guy is surprised. Hey, that's good news for you guys.
That guy's got big gun, real big gun, real bad
all right.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: The other guy one good news for yous two three.
So that's this guy down here is gonna be able
to join the initiative.
Speaker 8: Wow.
Speaker 5: He comes in at a sixteen to put him next
to and there we go, there we go.
Speaker 3: All right, there we go.
Speaker 5: So that guy's done, then we're gonna go on to
the next guy with a sixteen. He is now ex
highest way down here. So this dude down here again,
so uh, off to the right from between two walls
of cars, another guy runs up and he's got a
gun out and this is a big old revolver and
he's fucking aiming it. He runs out, stops and shoots
at again, the only guy that's out front of his
night Runner. So here comes another shot at you.
Speaker 7: Well, you're breaking up a lot at him.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, guys. Uh, this is this is not gonna
be great for radio.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 5: The other guy runs out from between two walls of
cars and he pulls out a big old revolver and
he's firing it at night Runner. I got three hits.
Speaker 6: Okay, let's see.
Speaker 5: So you have a negative one to your dice pool
for every subsequent attack that you take before your turn.
Speaker 6: Okay, and if I dodge, you have the same place right.
Speaker 5: Correct, Yeah, and that'll drop your initiative down again. But
you can take another five I've and still have another past.
Speaker 6: Okay. If I defend, it's just gonna be regular. But
I have a minus one, right, It's correct.
Speaker 9: I feel like you'd want to keep going with a
cool factor and not really think too much about the
real world consequences, thinking that this is just a show.
He's needed to go for like a fancy dodge once again,
like mind, like just using his gymnastics to his full effect.
Speaker 1: It is just a show.
Speaker 3: Definitely, that's definitely what's happening.
Speaker 6: Three successes, he barely dodges it.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, So he shoots you and you you're like
the matrix and you're doing silly like a pirouette and like, uh,
I don't know what that jump is that that ballerinas
doing where you jump up and you like twinkle toe
kind of like jumpy splits twinklete action. I'm gonna call it,
and uh, you know, the bullet goes and like it's
like right, underneath between your legs goes in the old
five hole and you you hop over and land in
the splits and then like pop up without you know,
having any kind of issue with it, and what his
legs up and just stands up exactly and like dust
like kicking up off the ground. Totally cool, totally badass,
totally manly. I don't want to hear anybody say otherwise.
Speaker 6: And he just looks back and it's like you are,
I'll your a bunch of bucks and he spits on
the ground.
Speaker 5: Shock your turn.
Speaker 4: And uh, Jacques seeing this guy compare a wedding and
dancing around but like realizing that there's like people closing
in on him, will move so that he's in front. Oh,
and he's gonna pull out his pistol and he's going
to fire once at this guy, uh to this to
the right of him behind the bus.
Speaker 5: So that's the guy that's hiding behind the bus.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I come around the corner with my pistol.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no cover, Yeah, and I just fire.
Speaker 3: Almost point blank range with the gel rounds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he is not aware that we're Okay, I put
the roll through. But is Wrael twenty nine being good
it might.
Speaker 5: It might be my network connection. I don't know what's
going on. My network is usually pretty solid.
Speaker 1: Do you need to reset your router?
Speaker 5: No, I mean it's showing me I got full signal.
So I mean after after we go to break in
a little bit here, I'll i'll fus with it.
Speaker 3: Where the hell I reset mine? Because sometimes it does
weird things to me. It makes me feel dirty.
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding, Sorry, I just I'm gonna I'm gonna hijack.
I'm gonna hijack this whole thing for a moment here.
I just went out to dinner for I was mentioning
earlier my wife's birthday and my sister in law she
ordered shrimp scampy, and uh, just like, I don't know
what it is about shrimp scampy. It sounds real dirty
to me. I don't know. How do you guys feel
This word scampy make you feel kind of sleazy?
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I used to be a dirt bay.
Speaker 4: I think because I'm trying to roll the gel rounds specifically,
I'm gonna just try firing the weapon and see if
it goes.
Speaker 3: Nope. I don't know what to tell you. It's not
going all right, I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna read for I shouldn't see if it's gonna do something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I can just roll my nine dice
and see what happens.
Speaker 5: But all right, I have refreshed, all right, trying again,
give it another shot.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I'm sorry, Adam, it's not going through. I'm
gonna try doing it from the equipment page and said me,
M yeah, I'm not sure what's going on.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna roll ninety six. Let's see how many
successes I got and then we'll figure it out.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's because you your your damage code doesn't have
a plus in it should be is it U plus
one ep?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, for the gel rounds it should be plus one,
so it would be zero one damage, is it right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Plus one stun damage. That's it's there.
Speaker 5: Now try.
Speaker 3: Okay, wait, I'll check from the Chelle rounds.
Speaker 5: Oh I got I got to go off? Yeah, putting
the plus in there fixed the the with it sin
tex aricam.
Speaker 6: A dude, there we go.
Speaker 3: I got two successes.
Speaker 5: Two all right, So after I refreshed, I lost all
of my popouts. So they bring this guy back so
I can roll again with the lynch mob. So all
of these guys look like they've been copied and pasted
because they have been so uh but yeah, he's a
generic bite kind of looks like you. You look at him,
you're like, if was a human, it might be what
he looks like.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: So let's get him going there, we go defend. Wow,
two successes nothing, you shoot at him.
Speaker 4: I'll use my second simple action because it's a simple
action to fire a semi automatic weapon to fire.
Speaker 3: Into whom again for six successes. That's much better. Damn.
Speaker 5: Oh boys, So he's got minus wonder for the subsequent attack.
Four Wow, but still two so you definitely hit him.
Well no, no, you got to.
Speaker 3: No oh nine stunt. Yeah two it's your world to soak.
Speaker 5: He soaks too, So he takes seven stun so he
is still up. But uh, you blast him. You come
around the corner and you go with your handgun and
the first round goes why, the second round hits him
and this uh, the gel round hits and like it
spreads out and like pancakes out and like slams into him.
So he's got like this giant glob of like green
stuff on him from where the gel round hit. But
so I found out that there are rules for knockdown.
So let me see what those are, because there there's
something like if you deal a certain amount of damage
and like uh body plus something combat rules culled shot. No,
where is it? Oh you know what you're recoil? No,
you got enough recoil comp because you've got enough strength
for that to not be a thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm talking.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's if the I think it's if the damage
exceeds the physical limit on the guy? Which seven? Does
you knock him down?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So that pan cakes out and he hits the dirt.
I'm gonna drop you down. So next up is gonna
be uh night runner with an eight currently.
Speaker 9: So I have a very important question to ask you
because I'm looking at all of his equipment.
Speaker 6: It is this all live?
Speaker 3: This is what you got? Yes?
Speaker 6: Mhm? Oh boy? Oh I was hoping you say that.
Oh shit, Oh fuck, I don't want to take this.
Oh I have options. How tall is this bus?
Speaker 5: Do you know how big a bus is? No, this
thing is it's I mean it's a bus. Sight it's
a size of a imagine like a you know.
Speaker 9: Like a pace bus, like Okay. So it's not like
I'm like on any breaks. He's not on top of anything.
Speaker 6: It's just regular bus surrounded by a bunch of tires.
Speaker 5: Imagine a pace bus, but the tires are flat so
it's a little bit lower, just a little.
Speaker 6: Do those tires create like an easy way for anybody
to climb on top of it?
Speaker 5: Not super easy, but yeah, like you could you could
like run up them or something like that.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, And would I have to roll anything to
try to get up on top of the bus.
Speaker 5: Yeah, gymnastics is part of your movement. And I'm sorry,
skill tests I think always count as a simple action.
I think something we're just.
Speaker 9: Just to remember the action economy here because I have
I haven't played around in this a long time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, two simples or a complex and then a free.
Speaker 9: So let's say he wants to climb on top of
the bus, look down, say a fansy equip and then
fired down and then duck recovered.
Speaker 5: That's that's one too many. So you're gonna ask cut
out ducking for cover.
Speaker 6: I'll take it.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 9: So so night Runner seeing that this is all just
going so swell, like like he's seeing all this action
he's seeing all these great actors doing such a good job.
Speaker 6: He's just gonna just add some flair to it. He's
gonna run up on top of the bus.
Speaker 9: And just kind of like like break himself with like
the rubber on his boot and point pull out his
gun from his holster and point it down.
Speaker 6: That's it. Well, tonight's two nights die. Let's come bag
and he fires. What's his weapon? He fires his Aris Alpha.
Speaker 5: Here is an assault rifle.
Speaker 6: Serious, serious success.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So you run up and there's you know, a
bunch of tires piled up against the side of this thing,
and you run up them and it's graceful. You get
him to the top, slide, say your thing at this
guy who's laying sprawled out on his back and you
know he's got that giant pancake of green ship stuck
to him, and you say, you're cool. Line and you
go and you on you you light up and nothing
just completely.
Speaker 6: Oh wait, okay, well ship, I forgot about it. Edge.
Speaker 5: If you click on where it says zero successes, it'll reroll.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he wants to he wants to hit Okay, and.
Speaker 5: Then you have to check off one of your edge boxes.
So you've got you see those little red boxes next
to words his edge on your main tab, Click one,
one down, a bunch.
Speaker 6: To go and that's one success.
Speaker 5: Weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not trained in automatic weapons.
Speaker 7: Oh right, yeah, okay, that's that's rough. Yeah, actors man.
Speaker 5: Want success. So you don't hit. So you start shooting
at him and he like you come up and you're like,
tonight's your night today, and he's like, oh ship, and
he starts to roll and you shoot it where he
was and don't hit unfortunately, and we're Wayne, did drop
you what?
Speaker 6: But I did want to say.
Speaker 9: He's now startled by it because because I'm gonna say
if it was if it was like rubber rounds, they
would fire from a gun differently versus if you were
to fire like live and no, I.
Speaker 5: Mean it comes out of the gun the same. It's
just when it hits. The gail rounds are like it's
it's like a big old claba stuff that less lethal,
but it it hits and it pancakes out and leaves
like a big old glob of gel stuff. Uh, but
these hit you know, you hit the dirt, you don't
hit the guy, and it just kind of goes pop
up up and hits the dirt. Actually, you know what
it looks like. You didn't do a burst fire, so
it's just one round because you can do semi auto
or burst or whatever. So the one round does not
It hits the dirt and puffs up dirt where the
guy was. Okay, you know, I gotta make a make
a logic roll, just straight up logic. Just roll that
and we'll see if your guy I can understand what happened. Yeah,
h mhm say one with a real low number.
Speaker 6: Yeah, zero successes. He has no fucking clue.
Speaker 2: He just knows that.
Speaker 9: Man, all of these fucking effects are phenomenal. Whoever is
fucking running everything for the guns is man. He wants
to give compliments to everybody who's working.
Speaker 5: On this crew, compliments of the chef. All right, So
I think this might be a good break point because
I think we're probably at what's essentially halfway. So unfortunately, listeners, man,
I was late. We're missing a guy and this is
gonna be a shorty so sorry, deal with.
Speaker 9: Great time, all right, BRP boys, BRB, all right, same.
Speaker 5: And we're back. Welcome back. This is not going well,
so up next week you got eighteen, so you still
have this pass and then a bunch of people and
then you have another pass. So what do you got? Man?
You just shot that stun bolt, knocked out that one
named NPC and injured those three unnamed lynch mob fellas.
Speaker 11: What do we got?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 11: So if I fast cast not full cast, what's the difference?
Speaker 5: It boosts your drain on the spell?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 7: And does it make it a like a fast action
or simple action?
Speaker 6: Yep?
Speaker 1: Is there a benefit to that?
Speaker 8: Or I could theoretically cast twice in a turn, but
I just suffer more drain possibly tracked hmm. Okay, Okay,
if I you know, just run up right next to Ford.
Can I see the dude with the yellow jacket in
the picture?
Speaker 5: So if you are way back there, I'd have you
make a perception role for free, and if you if
you get let's say two hits, you'll you'll be able
to see it.
Speaker 11: Okay, cool, I will, don't you trying to lose my
guy up right next to Fort?
Speaker 7: Yeah, there we go, he's like right on top of him. Cool,
So perception and I think sure you turning off edge
don't want.
Speaker 5: To pre plus three drain? If you fast cast.
Speaker 7: Two successes. Okay, so plus three drain. That's rough, but okay,
it's pretty edge.
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's I mean, that's why I dumped a whole
bunch of points into character creation, into edge.
Speaker 7: We're gonna what does.
Speaker 6: That What does that guy look like?
Speaker 7: What he got on him?
Speaker 5: Okay, so that guy you rush out and he's he's
also looks like these bikers.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 5: This dude had shaved head, yellow jacket, and he is
packing what appears to be I don't know, you're not like,
uh a gun guy, like a like a gun guy
or an eligible guy. But he's got this gun that's
like really fucking big, really big, and it's got this
like it looks like there's like a belt of bullets
coming out of the gun. They kind of hang down
and go into like a thing that feeds up into
a backpack kind of yeah, a little bit. Yeah, Yeah,
you're like, wow, that's a big gun.
Speaker 7: But he's not on the initiative track yet, is he.
Speaker 5: Uh Oh, he's also a bit taller and thicker and
stronger looking than the other guys he's got he's got
a fucking cigar hanging out of He's an elite enemy.
Speaker 7: I'm picking up on that. He's an elite enemy.
Speaker 11: All right, T Team Portress Portress Classic.
Speaker 7: That's an old record.
Speaker 8: All right, I'm going to quit cast another stun ball
at these three jmokes.
Speaker 5: All right, someone called a jimoke decades.
Speaker 11: Yeah, all right, we're gonna use my fourth edge.
Speaker 5: It makes me think of coffee flavored ice cream.
Speaker 6: What is supposed to stand for?
Speaker 3: I have no idea.
Speaker 5: It's just kind of a million like you know, like
you're like an idiot, You're it's like a like when you.
Speaker 6: Look at look at that bozo.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, similar, but it's like, yeah, it's kind of.
Speaker 5: Like a jabbroni, but but maybe more like a mook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, these are all great, great insults.
Speaker 11: By the way, So that should have been seven drain
because it should.
Speaker 7: It didn't. It didn't give me the chance to add
plus three.
Speaker 5: Okay, so seven coming in, but you soak snicks, so
you still take one. You cast it a force a force.
So it's one stunt, which is not bad.
Speaker 6: What we got.
Speaker 5: You got six successes on the stun ball, and that's
going into the crowd. All right, let's get some of
these wheel power rolls. And these are coming in with
minus three, So this is not a high dice rull.
They get to they can't they roll one die because
they've got wombs.
Speaker 11: Oh nice, forgot about that. So stunt stun wounds also
reduce your ship okay cool?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, so one of them reduces one and
the others don't. So that's enough that those those three
fellas get hit with another stun ball and they have
any kind of visual anything. This is just like the
on the astral plane. It flares up and burst forth
from them and they all just fucking collapse.
Speaker 11: Nice okay, cool?
Speaker 1: You know what that means, Sean?
Speaker 12: That what is very nice?
Speaker 7: That's a sounding makes when he kills people.
Speaker 8: Yeah, when someone dies, there's technically a lot that they're
only unconscious.
Speaker 1: And then for my second action three heavy thud thud thud.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my second fast action is going to be influenced
on this guy, the big cheese. Uh and I'm just
gonna tell him and influence his mind.
Speaker 5: What year are you from?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 6: What big cheese?
Speaker 5: The cheese? This kitten's got closed.
Speaker 7: When I'm gonna use that next listen is like fifteen
years old. Okay, he's allowed to say these things.
Speaker 3: The future.
Speaker 8: Yeah, all right, I'm going to influence him and tell
him to start shooting Lynch Bob bikers.
Speaker 5: Oh all right, okay, so he's gonna get a bonus.
Speaker 6: On that.
Speaker 8: Mm yeah yeah, okay, when I don't when I do
the fast one yeah, five successes okay, and then plus
one it should be another plus three, Jane, it's not
give me a chance, but that would be one more stunt.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 5: So let's see here. So you are trying to mentally
influence him. Logic plus willpowers is resistance and let's see
got reel quiet? Am I disconnected here?
Speaker 11: No waiting with wrapped the ten, there's no there's no stuff.
Speaker 1: My sessions are adam. When I'm when I'm gmming, there'll
be silence and I have to try to fill it.
Speaker 11: I don't everyone, Okay, I'm trying the best.
Speaker 5: In those sessions, I like to I like to just
never shut up. So I'm used to there being some
kind of like background static or something going on. But uh,
I'm trying to find right now. Uh you know, I'm
just gonna keep talking because I feel like it needs
to happen. I'm scrolling through my book and by scrolling.
See I just said scrolling through my book. I've got
a book in my hands and a flipping pages.
Speaker 7: What what?
Speaker 5: What year is this?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 5: I'm talking about scrolling.
Speaker 11: Bolt is getting to your head.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, my regular time and putting me into
some bizarre fu.
Speaker 3: What are you looking for?
Speaker 5: I'm looking for the newsies, all right. So let's see,
I need to find out modifiers and ship for you.
Trying to infl wants a guy to do something that
he knows he shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: Doing, but he secretly wants to do it.
Speaker 11: You know, he always wants to shoot his employees.
Speaker 5: Come on, he's not the boss. He's not the boss.
He's he's he's the he's the meat man. He's not.
Speaker 2: He's the heavy.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Actually says that on the game. I don't hope if
you guys can see that or not?
Speaker 1: Right? Yes, yeah, dude, he looks like Joe Coochan.
Speaker 5: Who is Joe Coochan?
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I didn't think anybody would know that because you all suck.
But that's the guy who plays Kane from Command and Concker. Okay, Actually,
that's what Guinness World Record for the actor to play
the longest uh, play the same character for the longest
amount of time in a video game.
Speaker 3: There you go, pH.
Speaker 1: That's oh man until ea, shit all over.
Speaker 2: Commanding Conquer the fucking Heathens.
Speaker 8: Yeah, never forget, never forget what they took from us, Sean,
I'm gonna be as I never played Command Conquer, so
I'm not included.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I.
Speaker 5: Play Command and Conquer too, way back, way way back.
So let's see. Ah, let's see. So you're I make
this thing every test? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the thing.
I just read the victim of mental manipulation spell may
roll to notice the magical effects according to usual rules
for perceiving magic on page two eighty. Some of the
less subtle mental spells control action are pretty obvious, but
more sell spells like control thoughts are pretty insidious. So
you know what's gonna roll it? Here we go, and
even better, I just forgot what I read instantly logic.
Speaker 1: And we will logic hailed.
Speaker 11: I feel like you should remove the logic at that point,
just roll will.
Speaker 5: I feel like that's no, no, no willpower. I don't
know where the hell I am. He's got two, so
you got three hits on him. What are you doing
to this poor.
Speaker 11: He's gonna start shooting the Lynch mob bikers with whatever he's.
Speaker 5: Gun is, oh boy?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: So when his turn comes up, next initiative to make
another test to try to reduce those hits. So you've
got three on him, I'm gonna put a little number
three in this blue bubble here.
Speaker 11: Resist or does he essentially get two resists before he acts?
Speaker 5: He's gonna he's going to on his turn try to
reduce those We'll say at the end, I'm not sure
what the rules are. We're making up as we go. Guys,
here we go, Knuckles, you're up this bus? Yeah, what's
up it?
Speaker 1: Can I tell if these guys are firing live round
or the gel rounds? Is there any way to tell you?
Speaker 5: You can make for free one perception roll, and if
you get a hit or more on that perception roll,
you can make a lot of and see if you
understand what's going on. Okay, for successes, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna let you make a knowledge. I'm sorry, a
logic roll with a plus one dice pool because of
that four, So it's gonna be about a dice pool.
Speaker 2: It's looking great.
Speaker 3: Come on, bro, you're all pretty dice. You got like
a sixty percent chance.
Speaker 5: Nope, two dice with the noah, no glue, you got
no idea, there's no.
Speaker 2: Way to talk.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll pull out the revolver and fire fucking
rubber bullets.
Speaker 2: Ever, guys are not really very fun, but whatever.
Speaker 5: Also check this out here hear me out four on
that perception role for free. You can hear the distant
sound of sirens.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, now we're talking all right.
Speaker 1: Is there a way for me to get into the bus? Like,
is there a door on the back over here on
the side that I can get in?
Speaker 5: Yeah, emergency bus like a school bus. We're gonna say,
it's on there. Bam, Okay, uh can I get so with?
Speaker 1: Can I do this? Can I get in the bus
and move to the front so I'm in cover?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: So I can't because there's a giant picture, But in essence,
I want to be at the front of the bus,
inside of it, and then shoot at the guy who's
right outside it.
Speaker 5: Like okay, So so here, here's here's what's gonna have
to happen. You're gonna make a roll to get in
so you know what, I'm gonna skip it. You can
get in. You managed to pull the thing open and
get in, and you're gonna have to make a running
test at this point because you've already moved a decent distance.
So and it's the same initiative round and not not
initiative pass but initiative turn I'm not sure what you
call it, but you got to make a running test
if you can make it that far. So give me
a running test, and you need at least two hits
to make it that far.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've actually got a point in that right.
Speaker 5: Oh look at you.
Speaker 11: All shadow runners should have a point in running or successes.
Speaker 5: Beautiful. Yah, dude, you're able to make it all the
way to the front of the bus and out through,
so you're like by where the driver would be, and
you know, you cross that little yellow line and the
windows are all busted out, and you see the dude
on the ground there and he's got that giant green
pancake on his chest. You see him.
Speaker 1: Well, so on your next I want to try to
give him another green pancake.
Speaker 5: Next tent, the next tent, next time, next time you're out.
Speaker 6: That's it.
Speaker 5: Endo turno.
Speaker 7: For you.
Speaker 5: So we got who's at this this guy up here.
So this dude is up next. He's the one that
ran and was shooting at night Runner who did some
flips and ship. So he's gonna see Ford at this
point and he's gonna take up a shot at Ford.
He's gonna aim and shoot. So he's gonna get a
his recoil as cleanard and he gets plus and to
his dice pool for aiming three successes against Ford. So
go ahead and defend you. You don't have enough initiative
to dodge, so you can.
Speaker 3: Just defend five successes.
Speaker 6: Oh nice, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: No, I mean he shoots, it doesn't hit, Yeah, he does.
Your reaction is huge, huge, So yeah, he shoots at you.
It's just so next up, we've got the guy that's
on the ground. He's going to uh while he's prone,
he's going to try to shoot up towards the orc
uh because he was shooting earlier. He is not in
a good place, he is not happy, not feeling good.
He's got a bunch of wound penalties. This is probably
not gonna do too much. And you've got cover in there.
You've got decent cover in there. Give you know, I'm
making the fire, all right, he got zero successes. Look
at that, he's uh, he's rolling basically nothing uh yet
one die and nothing, no hits.
Speaker 3: So that's that.
Speaker 5: And the guy that was pissing, the guy that was pissing,
he's uh, he's still he is still pissing. I'm still pissing.
But he's gonna take a shot at Ford.
Speaker 6: Three.
Speaker 5: So Ford, you're rolling, uh to defend with a minus
one because this is a second attack against you since
your return.
Speaker 3: Yep, oh three, okay, I'm gonna use edge on that.
Speaker 6: Can I do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: You can. You got to make that bad luck roll first. Yeah,
so's sash r space one D six and three, so
you do not have your bad luckxurder, So go ahead
and reroll. Okay, so click that button that says your successes.
Speaker 7: I'm trying.
Speaker 3: That's not going It might be because this one is weird,
but I'm just gonna roll five D six.
Speaker 5: Because you can click defend again if you want, oh okay,
and then again putting that uh minus one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so two successes so still one hit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like that's soak button.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I don't want to take nine physical damagright now, yeah,
no eight successes, So I take one physical God, damn,
you're so cool.
Speaker 5: Not bad, dude. Yeah, so that that bullet hits, punches
through the armor and goes into you, but not too bad.
Speaker 7: He takes physical physical.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, this guy's fucking dead around you.
Speaker 5: At this point you realize that this this, this bullet
from this gun punched straight through your armor. These guys
are firing armor piercing rants.
Speaker 7: All right, Yes, I'm saying a p d S. I
don't know what the d S stands for, but I
assume the armorer thing.
Speaker 5: Discarding set better.
Speaker 6: Forward.
Speaker 4: When you're shot with a real bullet, yeah, you hear him,
and then he's like, you fucking shot me with a
real bullet.
Speaker 1: You're fucking dead. When he says Tabernac, I shout Trafalgar?
Speaker 6: What is?
Speaker 5: What does any of this mean? I don't know?
Speaker 3: Is a French Canadian?
Speaker 5: You explained yours? What yours is? I know what yours is?
Speaker 1: Trafalgar is a famous battle back in the old boat.
Speaker 3: Days A Street and the city of Oakville, Ontario.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I figured I figured British in Canada, you might
get the reference. I don't know I just felt right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Hord is intimately familiar with the battle Tripolgar. Yeah,
as he should be.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, so okay, whatever is happening is happening.
Speaker 3: Uh so.
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, So I'm gonna charge that guy and
I'll make an I'm gonna make an unarmed attack because
I'm just holding a pistol and I don't have money
my actual weapon drawn, so I will make an unarmed attack.
I don't have it pulled out, so I uh and
that would be a simple action and I can't do that.
So he'll kick him with the steel boots, but only
for one success. God damn it, he'safet God damn ten dice.
Speaker 5: Oof, Yeah, you missed. So you like he shot you
and you come run it up, and like he he
dodges to the side as you charge forward to bunch him,
and as he twirls to the side. You dude, you
get just blasted with pissed. It's like it goes like
all across, like your shins almost up tearing me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like he moves out of the way, and
like my hand just dnse the car that he was
standing in front of.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, dude, you punch you punched in like the
the hood crumples in and uh and you get get
blasted with people uh volts.
Speaker 6: Oh wait wait uh I think he skipped me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh, your initiative ran out because you it's.
Speaker 3: Because both haves like crazy reflexes right now.
Speaker 5: So yeah, magically and.
Speaker 3: What were you saying? You cut out?
Speaker 7: You're oh cool, Just give me a quick second. I'm
trying to look up something.
Speaker 5: Wizards, am I right?
Speaker 7: I know it's fucking lame bro.
Speaker 11: A cool.
Speaker 8: Uh, let's see that guy is fucking still probably super dangerous.
So I'm just gonna shoot a fucking lightning bolt at
the Big Cheese.
Speaker 6: Oh my god.
Speaker 7: All right, yeah, so it is a physical spell so
he'll get I don't know, okay, whatever, yeah, do.
Speaker 3: Talk about the big Cheese.
Speaker 5: Works more like an attack.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I think I'm still just gonna stunball him.
Speaker 8: And if we need to kill him, fucking one of
these guys can just shoot him in the face when
he's unconscious.
Speaker 7: So we're gonna stunball him. God a little mass too.
It's not great, but this life, he don't ever change.
Speaker 3: Mhm.
Speaker 5: Four successes, so he gets to make him a defense.
Speaker 3: No, this is the he needs.
Speaker 7: This is stunball, so he's still making.
Speaker 5: This guy has more will power than the other guys.
That makes sense by a little. But you get zero hits,
so that is the full amount? So that is is
that nine stunt?
Speaker 7: No, just four, I only got force.
Speaker 5: Doesn't add the force to it. I'm pretty sure, not so,
yuple check. I think I think that might be how
that does the thing?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I can be wrong. I've been wrong before. No, just
then that heads right?
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, okay, you got to it before I do.
Speaker 5: That's all right. So four straight up, four points of
stun damage on him. He's still up, but he is hurting. Sure,
And then we're going to clear the initiative order and
we're gonna get new round of initiative for a lot
of guys.
Speaker 2: What do you mean he didn't die in one hit?
Speaker 5: This is bullshit, bro, I only have one edge left.
I make it count.
Speaker 7: That's happened, it has Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you about to unleash my load?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 1: I fucking hate you so much?
Speaker 7: Well you're laughing.
Speaker 3: Shut the fuck O.
Speaker 1: Wow, I'm catching up Sean twenty four. Oh yeah, I
closed the gap.
Speaker 2: I jumped a couple of numbers this round.
Speaker 3: On his initiative.
Speaker 7: I mean we can roll nine, that's true.
Speaker 2: There's a reason they call him the beak.
Speaker 3: Actually it's the lowest I can roll. Oh you roll
the one? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Oh no, alright, ley, Oh my god, you have another
thing here. Oh cool, it's gonna do it, and it's
going to do it in a way that's cool. Oh cool, cool, adam.
Speaker 1: When you get when you get a second and third
passes an initiative, what are you allowed to do? It
sounds like by the rules you get less actions.
Speaker 5: No same thing. It's just your or your mint which
doesn't count. Again, is like a per like initiative turn thing.
So if you use up your movement in your first
initiative pass, it's it's spent.
Speaker 1: Oh I gotcha, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5: So it's not like you get you get to move
again and again and again and again, like you can
only move a certain amount in the amount of time,
but your reactions are clearly able to like, you know,
pop off more rounds or say cooler things or not
cooler things, but more cool things.
Speaker 1: If you if you still had movement left, could you
move in subsequently.
Speaker 5: Passg Yeah, so like if you could move say ten
meters in a turn, and you move three meters, then
you could move you know, another three on your next pass,
and then another four on the pass after if you wanted. Yeah,
but if you move all ten than any movement beyond
your sprinting.
Speaker 6: And kind of remind me of gas lines.
Speaker 5: Uh yeah, kind of like gas lists. Yep, dude, gas Lands.
Everybody gas lanes.
Speaker 3: Look it up.
Speaker 5: If you haven't played it, play it. It's fucking red. Uh, Chris,
have you played gas Lands?
Speaker 2: Is that the miniature card game?
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like the hot Wheels, like, uh, post apocalyptic
vehicle combat.
Speaker 6: We have this discussion.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we have this discussion. It's been more than a week.
It's been more than a week and you haven't played
it yet.
Speaker 7: Come on, fair, just bring it.
Speaker 1: I will try to try it at a depth econ
this year, I promise, or.
Speaker 5: If Adam come whatever, Yeah, I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try.
But I got this thing where I might not be
able to say. I got responsibilities, but like I hope,
I hope, I hope will see also check this out.
I got, I got, I got a little bit crazy
with uh uh I bought. I bought a decent amount
of these Shadow Run duels fucking things, so I got
I got like, I got like six of them. It's
a lot. But dude, Shadow Run an action figure miniature game.
Check that shit out.
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 5: So all right, let's go. So up, first, we got
volt again twenty four initiative.
Speaker 7: Your cool.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna look at the guy like directly in front
of me, and I'm just gonna cast influence and tell
him to fucking shoot a Lynch Mob member.
Speaker 7: Make them shot.
Speaker 2: I really feel like the lightning bolt is the way
to go.
Speaker 7: But yeah, I understand, but.
Speaker 6: It doesn't.
Speaker 5: It doesn't.
Speaker 2: I don't think you truly understands.
Speaker 8: It doesn't do any actual like based damage unless I
get hits. So it's not not a great spell unless
I'm what kind of.
Speaker 2: Fucking lighting bults?
Speaker 6: This is this?
Speaker 7: It's magic.
Speaker 5: That's how the magic damage was basically flashlight.
Speaker 7: I don't disagree.
Speaker 9: His magic is just a really high powered like flashlight,
A guard better than pockets.
Speaker 7: I take three stunt. That's not great.
Speaker 2: Who feels feels good?
Speaker 5: Bro headache?
Speaker 6: Not yeah? But success there's just five successes with like
three wills.
Speaker 5: So we're Okay, well this is this is the the
willpower and uh the other thing logic right, logic and willflower.
Here we go.
Speaker 7: I feel like a racist gang member. Can't be too high. Yeah,
easy one.
Speaker 5: He's you know, he might not be racist. You don't
know he's part of a racist gang. He might not
be racist himself.
Speaker 6: He might just that.
Speaker 11: Random guy from the KKK is not racist.
Speaker 1: Yeah you said you sound like a Nazi at the
fucking trials. Well, I was just following orders. I don't
actually hate.
Speaker 5: Other Well see this guy, this guy, you know, maybe
maybe this guy fell in with the wrong crowd, joined
a gang. He thought it was cool.
Speaker 6: And then like is he wearing a sweater vest and
just like in the group, Like yeah, you figus there
was a whole episode.
Speaker 5: No one's hurt me out. Hear me out, God, damn it,
hear me out. This guy, this one particular guy, this
guy that you just convinced to start shooting at these
other guys. You could have just said it without casting
the spell, because this guy, right, he was there and
he's like, oh yeah, dude, all my all my friends
that I went to fucking high school with joined up
with this gang and we were hanging out and everything
was cool, and they're like, you want to be in
our club and I said yeah, and it's like we're
gonna make some money. We're selling drugs. He's like, cool,
I'm into that. And they're like, hey, man, how do
you feel about elves. He's like, I don't know, man,
I never really thought about it. And they're like, we
hate it.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 5: He's like, we also hate orcs and trolls. He's like, oh,
but I'm already I already got the tattoo. Oh, and
you just are shooting at these guys. And he's like, yeah,
I think you might be right.
Speaker 7: It makes sense.
Speaker 11: I like, what I'm going to influence him to say
is this is your m k ultra activation code.
Speaker 8: All the members of your gang are actually illegal entrant
terrorists that you need to execute.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 7: And that didn't seem like it would work very well,
So I just told him to kill his friends.
Speaker 1: Well, you got to kill your friends what you're probably right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the simpler prompt was the one that worked most effectively.
Speaker 7: Yeah, shoot racists.
Speaker 5: So yeah, no, this guy. You know, I'm not trying
to say that not all people that wear swastikas are
not I don't know where I'm trying to hear me
at this guy, No doubt they're not they're not big.
What I'm trying to get at here, I'm trying to
make this make sense in a way. What I'm trying
to say is not that not all. There's too many negatives.
I can't do it. This guy, this guy special, Okay,
anyhow he fell he fell in with the wrong crowd.
Speaker 7: And end up shooting him in the chest.
Speaker 5: Honestly, he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna end up getting
out of this and he's gonna replace whichever one of
you gets shot. So one of you guys, it's gonna
be stuck being former racist gang member with a tattoo
that he regrets.
Speaker 6: So here we go.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 5: This guy, Uh, that's out that came out from between
he's been shooting the people.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: He moves forward, ducks into cover around a pile of cars,
and pops out and shoots at oh Man, the obvious
target is the big guy. He's shooting with the big
guy guy with.
Speaker 3: An assault rifle on a blass, just throwing out.
Speaker 5: You're right, you're right, you're right. Here we go.
Speaker 7: One of his allies.
Speaker 5: No, this is a different guy. This is a different guy.
This is a different This is not the Special guy.
This is this is a regular, regular piece of ship.
So uh, normally what I do in games is uh,
in this situation where I'm not sure who to target,
I always target the guy with the lower charisma because
people like to use charisma as a dump stand.
Speaker 3: Well that's.
Speaker 1: Okay, no thing. We knew that during great character creation.
Speaker 7: Hi guys, Hey man, I didn't know that.
Speaker 8: And my Christmas actually six my highest stat my Christmas.
Speaker 5: So whatever, here we go, and he's there. He's got
no penalties there, he's got that blamo for successes. Go
ahead and click on a defend or if you want,
you can use dodge. It'll drop your initiative by five.
Speaker 3: Okay, shooting.
Speaker 7: The car that guy, Yeah, yeah, that's the guy I
cast my spell on.
Speaker 5: I thought you did it on this guy down here, No, because.
Speaker 7: Uh, two people are like shooting him to death. So
I thought he was was probably bad.
Speaker 1: This guy's mistake, right, he's the one that's knocked down.
Speaker 5: Yeah he is. So here's the deal. We're gonna everything
I said about the special guy guy is this dude
that's on the ground. This guy's just a regular old
race visa ship. So this guy is just gonna start
shooting at other people because he's all like, I don't
get before I'm gonna shoot people. I hate everyone. Basically
the reason that I'm in this gang is because I
hate my parents. And then he's gonna shoot at the guy.
Uh that's pissing on Ford. So the guy that's pissing
up Ford is gonna make a defense role. Uh, I've
got to select him and then click defend. Here we go, Uh,
situational modifiers. He is in melee. Uh so he's got
a minus there and uh uh yeah, two net hits.
He's gonna try to soak it and he is dead.
Shoots him.
Speaker 1: Debt, God, damn, just blam.
Speaker 5: And you, like Ford, You're trying to like punch this
guy and you punch a hole in the car and
like he pisses on your pants and you look up
at him. You're like, oh, you're a dead man, and
then his fucking face explodes all over you as a
bullet punches through the side of his head. And uh.
You have this moment, this very brief moment that you
think to yourself do I have magic powers too?
Speaker 9: Can I?
Speaker 5: Can I kill people with thoughts?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 5: And then you see as he drops the guy on
the other side with the smoking gun. So let's see here,
what did you have on your your hits for the
mind fucking on him? And he had he had nothing right,
he had one success and one thing. I'm glad that
somebody's keep track of what's happening here. I got a
lot of guys. So he's gonna make another test, try
to get rid of those other four. And that is
this button two, So he still has two on there, yep.
So he's still and and that guy's got another initiativeast
coming up, so he's still gonna be going great, still
gonna be shooting to people. So let me put a
little I'm gonna put a little uh sad face on
the guys that are being manipulated here because they're sad
and knuckles, you're you got this guy prone your feet.
Make a perception role, everybody, as your prim comes up,
make a perception role.
Speaker 1: Perception boom.
Speaker 5: E h volt you get I didn't have you make one?
Make one?
Speaker 7: Okay, excuse perception.
Speaker 8: Mumm should automatically apply wounds, right, Yeah, it does cool.
Speaker 5: I think I think it asks you if you need
to make Uh yeah, so anyhow, Uh, that's that's good.
You hear a lot of movement and shouting coming from
the direction from which you had come. All right, uncle, you're.
Speaker 1: All right. Uh, since they are using live rounds, we
are not gonna use the handgun and we're gonna just
keep using the shotgun and ace this guy on the
ground some necessarially on lean out the windows slightly pointing
down with the shotgun.
Speaker 2: Wrong choice, buddy, and pull the trigger.
Speaker 5: I just got mixed up with the wrong crab.
Speaker 1: That's what they all say, classic racist Nazi move, is there.
Speaker 5: I'm not no, uh no, there's just no penalties. I'm
not sure what what the symbol would be like whatever
the anti like meta human version of a swasaka would be.
He's got like the tattoo like on his neck, but
like you could see that it's like crossed out with
a sharpie.
Speaker 6: Oh no, that's.
Speaker 1: Crossed out with pellets for successes.
Speaker 5: Oh no, this is a slug baby.
Speaker 6: Oh you rolled.
Speaker 5: You didn't do the thing where I can click on it.
Speaker 7: Skill instead of like the weapon. Oh my god, it's okay, bro,
we all make mistakes.
Speaker 2: What's the same number of dice? What does it matter?
Speaker 5: Because then it shows me the information three successes, you
know what, And I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna click
my button.
Speaker 3: We're gonna click.
Speaker 5: Dude, now we're clicking and situational modifier. We're gonna give
him an extra penalty for being one success lower than
it should be on your end. Oh, he's gonna try
to soak that slug. Wow seven physical this guy, this
guy you he's like I didn't know he's gone. You
fucking blast him and it goes through the chest and
the guy's like fucking body blows up and like fucking
like it's so here's the deal. It blows up and
like the special effects are wrong, so there's like sparks
and stuff, but like he explodes.
Speaker 6: Way yes, it's oh no, you know, I'm saying this
till my turn.
Speaker 7: I like.
Speaker 6: I'm pretending, like in my head this is all happening
fast and live.
Speaker 5: This is this, this whole thing has been six seconds. Yeah,
all right, here's Adam.
Speaker 1: After after I shoot him, can I can I get
from the bus and take cover in like the rubble
and Rex over here by Ford.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you do a cool Yeah, you do a
cool thing where you like you dive through like the
the shattered remains of the windshield of the bus and
like hit the ground in a roll and get back
up to your feet like one fluid motion and run
over there and like kind of Gears of War like
slide and slam your back into the car there and uh,
pop up and it's totally rad And yeah you do that.
That's cool. Did you move?
Speaker 3: You did move?
Speaker 5: Oka, I see you over there. So you're at this
point from the entrance that you guys came in from
charges in. That's right. Oh, it is fucking right.
Speaker 7: I don't think it's the future. They totally Oh maybe
I can't even see image.
Speaker 5: So well, look I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna I'm gonna outfit totally future.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna pop these guys up. So it's the thing
generated for whatever reason, like uh like a front and back.
It's only one. Each of these represents one person, not TV.
But there you go.
Speaker 2: So she can read me my rights any day for some.
Speaker 14: Reason, cut out portion around her wait generated very great,
It's Jesus.
Speaker 5: You can also see that if you look at her
from behind it's the front is there where it shouldn't be,
and yeah, it's don't it's I don't.
Speaker 6: Worry about what is it like, just do everything.
Speaker 9: Every single time she walks, it's on an axis, so
so it just her as is always exposed.
Speaker 7: The skirts always spinning.
Speaker 5: Jesus, it's it's it rotates around.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 5: Uh, it's like it's like one of those revolving doors.
So anyway, uh, elf woman all black tactical gear. She's
got like a like an armored vest and a sick
armored jacket with a high collar, and you know, it's
about knee length, and she's got like a great, big
fucking handgun. Her hair is like pink in like a ponytail.
It looks kind of professional ponytail. And you can tell
that the pink is not dyed. It's natural because it's
fucking shadow run, right, And she's got makeup and stuff.
Speaker 6: Kind of like like street fighter.
Speaker 5: Maybe I don't know if it's not street fighter too,
I've got no idea. So yeah, that's that's two more.
And I know, and she's got like a like a badge,
real big. You can see it clear as day. It
says T T P F she's NELF. She's a nelf
cop ELF cop and she rushes in and she's the
lead of you guys can kind of make out.
Speaker 15: Uh here, let me.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna pop these guys in, even though it's
not their turns yet.
Speaker 15: But let's go layer token Blamo blamo bla blamo blamo.
Speaker 5: There you go. How about that two for six six?
A squad of six of these, uh, copied and pasted.
Don't worry about that. ELF cops all coming through and
they're like moving in like a like a tactical formation,
and uh they're using hand signs and ship and you
hear them coming through and they're all like right, and
uh they start charging forward and they got guns out
and uh, spotlights come on, helicopter flies over, and they're
coming in.
Speaker 6: You go.
Speaker 5: First one is gonna move up and uh it takes
position behind this truck by the entrance across from that
bus vault. You're out in the open, open and they
shoot at you.
Speaker 6: Here we go.
Speaker 5: You're you're good at not getting shot.
Speaker 7: Right, Okay, I have no idea honestly.
Speaker 5: All right, first shot more successful.
Speaker 8: We're talking about to find out, Uh, so defend does
not reduce my initiative right corrective.
Speaker 7: Okay, I have just lucked my token. I guess yeah
right yeah two ned hits andthing I soak?
Speaker 5: Oh she hits.
Speaker 7: Nine seven stun.
Speaker 5: Oh seven stune. What's your physical limit on your dude?
Speaker 2: Someone about to go.
Speaker 5: To night night?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Probably?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 7: What is my physical limit?
Speaker 6: Check?
Speaker 7: The main physical limit is five?
Speaker 5: Ooh, so I think that knocks you down? Page one
ninety four, double checking the rules rules about knocked down characters.
Speaker 3: Who's a little bit of that?
Speaker 5: Characters who take damage may be knocked down by the
attack if it's staggered or it's staggering effect. I can read,
I swear. If a character takes a number of boxes
of damage stun or physical after damage resistance test from
a single attack that exceeds your physical limit, then the
attack automatically knocks him down. This acts as a forced
free drop prone action. Any character who takes ten or
more boxes of damage after a resistance test in a
single attack is always knocked down. Certain less than lethal
weapons are specifically designed to knock targets down. Jail rounds,
for example, ooh, reduce the physical limit of a character
by two when compared to the damage value to determine knockdown.
Speaker 2: Well, right side, it's a free.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's free.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 8: The issue is that that seven stunt would knock me out,
I think because I have six stun health left.
Speaker 5: Yep, you're knocked up.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So can I use my last edge to reroll my
failed roles for the dodge or defense?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: I mean it's late for that. You can reroll your
armor soak, but the failed soak?
Speaker 7: Okay, do I just hit soak again?
Speaker 5: I think you hit that three button the three successes.
Speaker 7: I think if you click it, I think it's not
letting me.
Speaker 5: No, oh, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I roll seven D six.
Speaker 1: Yeh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then well you you would subtract to be.
Speaker 5: More than seven three yeah.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, so you've got your armor dat fourteen. Yeah,
so roll another seven on top of the seventh that
you just rolled. So you got one, two, three extra,
so you're at six.
Speaker 3: Ten.
Speaker 5: Uh no, no, no, it's only if you pre edge.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, well that's only if you're pre edge my head.
Speaker 7: One two.
Speaker 5: Okay, So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven eight.
Uh so you soak eight out of the ten, yeah, eleven,
twelve so you take four. Okay, course done. She comes
around and she raises an aries Predator semi automatic pistol
loaded with regular ass rounds and plan hits you with it.
She's yelling something at you, but like you're you're too
kind of like what to realize it.
Speaker 7: And so we I initially got three successes, right.
Speaker 5: You had three, and then you got three more, and
then you got two.
Speaker 7: Four, well five or five successes?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 5: Did they miss a five in there?
Speaker 6: Okay? So yeah, that is.
Speaker 7: Four, five, six plus three nine.
Speaker 5: Verses verse. So you take three three?
Speaker 7: Okay, shoot, my looking great, boys.
Speaker 5: I am still Yeah, you're not knocked down, knocked down
and not knocked out. But yeah. So then the next
one moves up behind and uh uh seize the dude
up on the bus. Oh boy, you guys are not
in great shape. So she shoots a night Runner two successes.
Night Runner hit that defend.
Speaker 6: Three successes.
Speaker 5: Oh she misses, no problem. Next one after that, she's
gonna drop dew.
Speaker 15: Where'd you go?
Speaker 5: That should have been the I've fucking scrolled down? That
shouldn't have been her? That's okay, Uh, that doesn't matter,
None of it doesn't matter. So that should have been
one of the gang guys, which was he's dead anyway,
so I'll just take him it out of the order.
So it should have been night Runner and then that cop.
So night Runner your turn, and then that cop will
shooted you in.
Speaker 6: This So as all has been happening, I'm okay. One.
Speaker 9: He's never killed a single person in his life, if
that wasn't already apparent given his the mascot origin. But
I wanted to see if I could roll logic and
see where it goes from here. His head, he's tried
to reason with the fact that two people just got
killed in front of him and now there's cops.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you totally saw someone's head explode. There's like like
you're like, wow, these special effects are great, Like, holy shit,
there's no way special effects are that good.
Speaker 6: I saw the sadness in his eyes. Yeah, as it.
Speaker 5: Flew past you. All right, So yeah, go ahead, make
a logic.
Speaker 6: Role see spells.
Speaker 5: Ooh you know what this should be? Composure? Yeah, logic succeeds.
You understand this is real. Now make a composure rule.
You've got an actual composure button if you scroll down
below your attributes.
Speaker 6: Oh, here you go. Three successes.
Speaker 5: Oh heay, you hold it together alright together, You're like,
oh shit, this is real, this is happening.
Speaker 9: But then he remembers he did it just gets super
the fuck out. So now we're kind of realizing the situation.
He's like, oh shit, this is real and now assessing
the situation. It's this one here is shooting ahead his
own guys.
Speaker 5: Right, yeah, you saw him just blow away his buddy. Also,
you're standing on top of a bus and you just
saw six of these uh TTPF guys come in.
Speaker 6: It's the.
Speaker 5: Uh tier tearing gera police force or protection force, peace
force something like that. It's elf cops.
Speaker 2: That definitely not peace force.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, it's unloaded right into me.
Speaker 1: And if it is, that just proves that they are
definitely future cops.
Speaker 5: Also, first, uh, do you guys know anything about elf law?
Speaker 6: No? No, okay, I am a bit a mere actor
living off scraps. I know nothing of the self cps.
Speaker 3: Damn where's mantis when you need them? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thank god?
Speaker 3: Damn it star right weird.
Speaker 5: It's almost like if you guys had an elf cop here,
you might know about elf law.
Speaker 9: So how does how does movement work specifically for this
because I was thinking about running to this one and
attacking him a discriminately. I'm controlling because he doesn't know
you're controlling them. I don't think he would have. I
just don't feel he would understand what you're doing, like
he just sees the there's firing. People have actually died.
Speaker 5: Now, so you can your guys pretty quick. You got
a lot of decent agility, and yeah, so you know
what you could make it. Don't worry about the measurement, mister.
Measurements are not act. This is not to scale. So yeah,
I'll say you can get to that guy. You you
jump down off the bus and you you narrowly avoid
landing on what's left of the exploded guy, and run
across to the this guy who's got his gun out
and he's got this wild look in his eyes, but
you run up to him.
Speaker 6: So now my other question is going to be this,
how does weapons which be working for the edition?
Speaker 5: So what do you are you trying to which one
the big one or the little.
Speaker 6: So he he has a big the big one or
the little one? The big one, the big one.
Speaker 5: You know you got your your aria's alpha is on
like a tactical harness, so you kind of just let
go of it and it falls into place and you
draw that one. We're gonna we're gonna let it run. Yeah,
you pull out the the thing and then roll the dice.
Roll the dice, and then we'll see what happens. Go ahead,
roll your attack with I have to declare edge. Yes,
if you want to, you can. You can do it
ahead of time or afterwards. If you do it afterwards,
you reroll missus. If you do it ahead of time,
you add the edge to the dice school and six
is explode.
Speaker 6: I want to I want to give it ahead.
Speaker 5: Okay, So if you scroll up to the top of
your page, there's a thing that says edge. If you
click it, it will light up, and then.
Speaker 6: You have to say you're pre edging by the way,
I'm pre edging. Oh no, I'm working out for now.
Speaker 5: You gotta make it gross. It's gross. It's important that
it's gross.
Speaker 1: Pre edging so close.
Speaker 6: M yeah, god up. So let's see when I do
where where? So how do I activate this edge? Because
I'm clearly just so? Are you?
Speaker 5: A scroll up to the top of your character sheet
and you'll see it'll say like shadow run for the edition.
Right below that, all the way to the right, there
will be a little red button that says edge okay, yeah,
if you click it, it lights up, so it's it's
like a toggle on off. So once it's on, you
make your tack roll and it'll pre edge it and
yeah there.
Speaker 7: And doesn't one of the sword.
Speaker 5: All right, he's got three successes. Pretty good defense. So
you charge up to the guy. You run and like here, okay,
let's wind it back and make it awesome because you
use the edge. You jump off of the bus, You
do a sick flip in the air and you come
down and you land on the remains of the exploded man.
Slide like a fucking skateboard. As you let go of
your ares alpha and draw your ares one mono sword,
you slide. You come to an abrupt stop again flipping
off and you do one of those cool moves where
you're like cart wheel in the air over the dude's head.
Land on the other side aries monosord two hand down
from the top and he's gonna try to soak.
Speaker 6: Ooh.
Speaker 5: You kill the fuck out.
Speaker 6: Of him on the collar bone and just goes right down.
Speaker 5: You slice him and then there's like this voltron moment
where he's like, you stand still and he's like and
then like it goes and he like slides diagonally and
then collapses and then fireworks happen and the dude drops to.
Speaker 6: The ground like actual fireworks. No, no, actual works, it's exaggerated.
Speaker 5: An it's in your mind. It's in your mind. And
then after that happens, then a cop shoots at you
and missus. Now we're back at in sequence. Now the
next cop is gonna move forward, and uh and uh
you know she's uh she declares, by the way, is
uh elf capped?
Speaker 6: Lady?
Speaker 5: She declares like uh uh like this is raid, hands
on your heads and face on the ground and uh
unarmed and uh but she has it better because I'm not.
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: She's got the hell on the ground, eat the dirt,
eat the dirt, and she uh points a gun at you,
and she's going to try to intimidate against Uh. Vault
is the closest one.
Speaker 7: Oh, you don't.
Speaker 1: Say this after they shoot you.
Speaker 2: Resisting stopt.
Speaker 5: Why are you resisting? You gotta, I mean you gotta
you gotta let them know you mean business.
Speaker 7: Yeah, what am I resisting with.
Speaker 5: Let's see how you will well, I mean, you're definitely surprised.
So let's take a look here. Intimidation falls under charisma,
and that is in there here intimidation. Intimidation is about
creating the impression that you are more menacing than the
other person in order to get them to do what
you want. Skill may be applied multiple ways, from negotiation
to interrogation. Intimidation is an opposed intimidate plus charisma lemited
by social test against the target's charisma plus willpower modified
by the appropriate entries in the social modifiers table. That's
a good table to have, And guess that's something that
I like to bring to the table in the back
of the book. Probably, let's see here situational modifiers, noise, defense, cash, rewards.
That's a great table social modifiers. So character's desired result
is we're not going to give you one of those, Okay, intimidation.
Character is physically imposing, but not terribly characters outnumber the subject. Yeah,
so she's got plus two. You wielding weapon yep, So
plus four.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 5: Character is causing or has caused subject physical pain yep,
So it's plus six.
Speaker 11: Well, I didn't take any you know, I didn't take
physical pain.
Speaker 7: I took a stunt.
Speaker 5: Okay, fine, okay, still not looking good. Okay, you try,
but you, but but you, you are obviously magic. So
they get minus too, So it's plus two.
Speaker 11: Is she getting plus dice?
Speaker 7: Where am I getting minus dice?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 5: She's She's got a total of plus two. So I'm
gonna I'm gonna just roll another two dice here and
see how that turns out.
Speaker 3: Jokes.
Speaker 5: I hit up and that really flooded that textbox with
a bunch of crap. Holy there's so much stuff in here.
I'm just gonna enter and send you guys cancel. Hey,
look at that.
Speaker 3: That works.
Speaker 5: Okay, so oh wow, two more so five success, Okay,
don't worry about it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so I just hit composure.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, composure will be the same pool.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's not gonna go Well, oh, we were so.
Speaker 5: Close, so close. Do you got any more edge you
want to spend? No, man, Yeah, very crandy.
Speaker 3: It's that wound penalty that gotcha.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Actually cringe.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was so you're uh, I guess cowed at
this point, you know, just tells you to get down
to the ground. You feel like she's business. You feel
like idea.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he holds his hands up, gets on the ground
and helps the guy with the fucking big gun.
Speaker 7: That's work.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's still out there. So, uh, next one
is gonna move up. We're gonna we're gonna stop here
pretty soon because I know it's getting late. But the
next one moves up and comes up to vault and
starts strapping up. You got zip tizes for the wrists.
Speaker 7: Okay, there's not much And.
Speaker 5: Okay, so this guy that's been hiding out here, y'all's like,
oh fuck, it's the cops. It's the cops, and he's
gonna run this way. Drop him down to three.
Speaker 3: And a question?
Speaker 7: Do I get to resist that? Like every turn?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 11: Resist like the mental intimidation, like every turn, Am I
just out?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, No, it's it's it's uh, you can, I mean
you can do whatever you want. Man, it's.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 5: You feel you feel yeah, like you're I'm gonna say
that this is gonna inflict penalty on your dice pools.
But you feel like it's a great idea.
Speaker 7: To not and not let them shoot me in the
chests again.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, yeah, it's seems like that might be, you know,
for the best to not get you out anymore. So
this one comes up and moves fast. So the one
that's wrapping up, not wrapping up, but like uh tying
volt is doing that. The other one comes up and
moves into the lead, and it has the gun out
and it's gonna shoot the big guy.
Speaker 6: Oh that's the luck to her, the big.
Speaker 5: Oh she's gonna get you, but I don't think she's
gonna hurt you. So let's see. The cops aren't using
armor piercing rounds. Four hits all right, Yeah, they're a
little bit better shots, but the AMMO is not as significant.
One net hit. Go ahead and soak that. I'm sure
you can soak nine.
Speaker 16: Right, Yeah, that's okay, crap on my soap, but that's
all good. I'm still standing.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 5: So she blasts she runs up and just blasts you
with the with the averys predators. Uh stunned though it
doesn't punch through, so that's nice. Next is the cop
in the back. She's gonna move into position too, and
she's going to try to shoot Knuckle because they're trying
to take you guys all down. So Knuckles shot at
you for successes.
Speaker 1: All right, So what's the difference between defending and dodging,
Other than lowering your initiative, you have dodge, it'll add
your gymnastics dice pool, the whole dice pool, or just
the rating of.
Speaker 5: The gymnastics skill. The gymnastics skill gets added to your
defense pool.
Speaker 2: Oh that's that's only one dice. That's not worth it. Okay,
I'll just defend.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do I get any bonus because I'm in the
car taking cover?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll give you two dice.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: It's not letting me defend, it's give me an error.
Speaker 5: God, do you have your characters.
Speaker 2: Six successes?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, So she does not hit you in the car.
He shoots and it it hits the car. So let's
see here, this guy's dead and take him right out
of the initiative order. We move to Ford.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Forward is panicking like people are shooting out him.
There's six cops here. Volt's getting arrested.
Speaker 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 4: He's gonna try and push the like basically, he wants
to grab Volt and drag him away like that's his plane.
Like he's gonna run up here, grab Bolt and then
run away.
Speaker 5: Okay, man, whoa, you went so far, But.
Speaker 3: I'm more just gesture in the direction I'm going, so yeah,
you kind of.
Speaker 4: Because I'm only gonna get one initiative pass, so like
I'm not gonna just run here and stop holding bolt
and allow.
Speaker 3: Us them to like all fire.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I got you, I got you. No, I
got you. So what I'm gonna have you do is
make it's gonna be a complex situation. We get uh
something physical to try to get past these guys, either
running or gymnastics. You're called whatever's better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll take running with thirteen dice.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that sounds really good.
Speaker 3: Only five successes though, still lah uh.
Speaker 5: Five successes is a good amount, and they don't have
melee stuff. So you get pasted and then give me
one of them. Carry carry lift carry.
Speaker 6: Lift Ye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, fourteen days forty two dice fourteen, Well
thirteen because I have a one penalty, so four successes
on that.
Speaker 5: Okay, So you are able to carry strength plus net
hits times ten kilograms, so your strength is seven, so
that's eleven times and kilograms and what what what the
hell does that mean?
Speaker 3: One hundred kilograms?
Speaker 7: Like pounds.
Speaker 3: No, it's like almost three hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically double.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, volt is nowhere near that weight.
Speaker 5: You accidentally throw him when you try to pick him up.
It's like when you go to try to pick up
a can of coke and you think it's full, but
it's empty and you almost throw it.
Speaker 6: It's like.
Speaker 3: Absolutely one.
Speaker 5: You scoop him up and you and you keep running.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and yeah, I'll go as far as I can.
I don't know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we'll put you right about there on the other
side of the bus.
Speaker 4: Okay, well I can't drag your token.
Speaker 7: No, that's right.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, so that's what you pocket takes off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's funny. I can. I could lift him
over my head, so I'm carrying you.
Speaker 2: We should get one of those baby carriers for your
chest and you just have.
Speaker 1: Him on your chest.
Speaker 2: Artilla.
Speaker 5: Oh dude, have you guys seen now? A lot of
people think it's the worst one of the series. I
think it's like top top three, top four. All right,
we'll say top four. Uh Alien Resurrection.
Speaker 1: Oh, get your coat, get your coat.
Speaker 5: It's better than Alien.
Speaker 7: That's better than Alien.
Speaker 5: No, wrong, it's better than what was the what was
the one that was really really bad? Words all, Like,
there's two like the.
Speaker 1: Same that was that was Alien Resurrection.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like they're like, there's two robots that look like
the same guy. They're definitely not gonna switch places at
any point, dude, I will.
Speaker 8: I don't think I've ever heard anyone say Resurrection was good.
Speaker 5: Top top three, Top three. I say, no, there's way
more than four.
Speaker 8: There's like seven, yeah, but people only consider like three
of them except.
Speaker 5: And those three, in my eyes are Alien, Aliens and Resurrection.
Speaker 1: The last one is wrong. Listeners, I'm so sorry. All right,
I did not endorse this in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 7: This will be the last session of.
Speaker 5: Tell you watch the movie. It's fun. It's great. But anyhow,
they got like a dude that it's like he's like
normally in a wheelchair and he gets strapped to the
back of this guy and it's totally yeah, he's got.
Speaker 3: So good.
Speaker 1: It's so.
Speaker 7: Hey, man, we all have things we like that are
not good.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 6: I mean, one of my favorite movies is Cook the Fist.
Speaker 7: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 3: That's it's a way better movie than Alien Resurrection.
Speaker 2: It sounds good.
Speaker 5: It's actually so funny, so like, good on you, you guys,
you guys.
Speaker 6: And the Resurrections is my first Aliens movie, so I
have a soft spot for it.
Speaker 1: My god, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: Do you need therapy?
Speaker 6: Hey, it opened the door for me and that I mean, yeah.
Speaker 2: But not because of a resurrection for your therapy, because
I understand we can.
Speaker 6: Don't worry, don't start, don't worry. My insurance covers it.
I'm good.
Speaker 5: Movie. Any action sci fi movie where there's basketball being
played is worth it.
Speaker 7: I'm glad. I'm I'm glad.
Speaker 3: I was upset with that.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, cereal. Uh so the big guy with
the machine gun comes out and he kills you all
because of difference in opinion. It's he goes and it's
a full auto wide burst. I'm gonna I'm gonna say, uh,
you can, uh, since you're right in the way there,
night Runner, if you want to drop prone, you can.
It'll it'll get rid of your initiative. You won't get
another pass, but the bullets will go over you.
Speaker 6: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's probably.
Speaker 13: Know, if anything, what he's gonna do, just because he's
this flexible, he's just gonna like he's gonna do this
split all the way down. So he's, like you said,
you know, kind of like fucking a black widow, except
both of his legs down and he's just crouched it
out and he.
Speaker 6: Has that well, he still has the blade in his arm.
Speaker 5: Oh okay, I'm gonna go with a John Claude van
dam instead.
Speaker 6: Oh absolutely, except like just leaning forward.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we got the full auto long burst complex
action defense modifier minus nine dice uses ten in here,
and let's see ten rounds, recoil compensation and compare to
the table. Wait for it, wait for it. Recoil compensation,
all right, is not good. Okay, So he's gotta take
minus five dice to the shot, but they get minus
nine to their defense. That's roll.
Speaker 7: Minus one cheats.
Speaker 3: You have nine days.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't even I don't even think.
Speaker 12: So yeah, I just say, awesome, dropped proneers, dive for cover.
Speaker 5: He's doing no, he's doing the suppressive fire. There you go,
no recoil and there we go. All right, all right,
I mean briefly look in my book, because this is
where it gets nuts.
Speaker 6: And I.
Speaker 12: Don't remember.
Speaker 5: It's been a while since I've had somebody machine gunned.
It's a guy likes.
Speaker 7: I don't know, honestly, I like what.
Speaker 5: I've been I've been lying to you guys about everything.
Speaker 1: So it makes sense. He likes D and D likes Pathfinder.
Now he likes the Alien Resurrection. I see what you're doing.
Speaker 5: Let's not say I'm not saying things we can't say.
Speaker 7: I also, I've only played one session of Pathfinder. I
can't say anything about that. So I can't.
Speaker 5: I can't, I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm actually a big fan of second edition. Like second
Edition is a lot of fun.
Speaker 7: It could never really played. I don't even know whatever
it could be.
Speaker 5: Okay, So reaction plus edge test any dice, they get
his result of choosing to go full defense, to see
what the threshold equal to this hits scored by the
suppressive fire action. All right, so it's it's gonna get
crazy here. Suppressive fire in here, this guy with this thing.
Not too many dice here, but only two. Okay, so
all of the cops and in the position that you
guys are in also knuckles, you're in there, but you're
in cover, so you're you're okay. If you try to
get up and move from where you are.
Speaker 3: You have to.
Speaker 5: Make a test to not get hit by this guy
pumping his machine gun into that area. All those cops
are also in there. So I'm gonna put that number
that two hits into the red box on the guy
and then his shive drop zero. That's the end of
the initiative pass. That's gonna be the end of our
session for tonight, except hear me out. You guys get
a phone call at this point, and even though even
though you guys are in the middle of the action,
that it gets through and uh, it picks up and
you guys get this. It's a call from Jimmy. Yeah, Jimmy.
Jimmy's like, hey, so it's gonna be knuckles. It's gonna
be Knuckles specifically. That picks up. So you're in the car.
You're duck down in the back of this. Uh it's
a convertible, right, It's a gray convertible and it's got
cream colored seats, and you know, the springs are all
busted out and there's like the stuffing coming out of
it and like just like it's like a like a
constant like of this machine gun is just slamming into
the side of the car and the cops are scattering.
Your phone goes off. You're like, hello, you can pick
it up, put it up to your ear, and it's Jimmy.
He's like like, hey, so I know. It's like, uh,
I don't know, man, tis like eight months before Christmas. Uh.
And all through the sprawl people have been running in
fear from the gorillas that were in the mall. And
you know, there's there's tongue heads hung by the rats,
nest with care in hopes that Saint Jovina soon would
be there. There's ghoul children. They were nestled, all snug
in their beds while visions of man flesh danced in
their heads. And mister A and his night sky, and
I in my booth had just settled up our debts
for a long smuggling route when out in poil up
there arose such a clatter, and I sprang from my
booth to see what was the matter. Away to the window,
I flew like a flash. I tore open the blinds.
I threw down some cash, and the moon on the
breast of the new fallen ash gave luster of midday
to the source of that crash. When what to my
wandering eyes did appear, but a bunch of Suzukis and
elves with green hair with they eight leatherclad drivers, so
lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must
be those pricks, more rapid than eagles. These gangers, they came.
And then the server she saw them. She called them
by name, Hoy Dowed, Hoy schlets, hoy share it. Nick
Smith in sub hume, Nigel Smedman, and Kenson to the
back of the corpse, to the cramped shitter stall. I
hit away, hit away, and I made my calm call
as leaves that before a wild hurricane fly. They burst
through the door. I thought, I'm too pretty to die.
Those elves they kicked my ass in the corpse's bathroom.
They took their sweet time. They gave me swirly too,
And then in a twinkling, I heard the door open,
then footsteps a friend. That's what I was hoping. As
I drew up my head, I was turning around in
the doorframe saw doctor Doom came with a bound. He
was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot,
and his clothes were untarnished by the ashes and soot.
Then they noticed him after kicking my scroat like a bed.
He just opened his coat. His eyes, how they twinkled,
new upgrades, How merry. His cheeks were all chromed, his
credstick silvery. This green little mouth was drawn up like
a bow. Paid them the fuck off? But how'd you
get that much dough? He spoke nor zett, a language
we both know some old pay data from a job
a few weeks ago. He had a broad face and
a little round belly that shook when he laughed, like
a bowl full of jelly. I asked what he'd had
that he's rolling in New Yen. He said magic reverse
osmosis was true and with a wink and a laugh.
And that's not all he said. Soon gave me to
know I had a new thread. Spoke two more words
from his four hundred GT I heard from his car,
project immunity. What the fuck's that? I said through my
broken nose. More magic experiments? I guess who knows? But
for real, Jimmy, even for that job now, so those
ancients that showed up, I found out how he gave
me a credstick ere he drove out a sight. Happy Christmas, Jimmy,
and try to have a good night, and then he
hangs up. You just let you guys know some little
background stuff. Also, this is a Christmas episode. I don't
know if you guys and the elves and you're trying
to get the snow, so it could be a white Christmas.
But so I don't know if you guys got from
that whole thing. But the the fucking the server, the
server with the elf check with the green hair. Yeah,
that's that's that's the leak. That's the leak with the
other elves with the green hair that attacked nice. I
felt like I had to put into rhyme so that
you guys would pick it up. That's gonna be a
little Merry Christmas, you guys, all you listeners. It's I know,
by the time you listen to this is gonna be
way past Christmas, but for us, Christmas is at this
time tomorrow. So Merry Christmas, you guys. Thanks for playing
Shadow Run with me. It's been a blast. Deo, thanks
for coming out, and hopefully you can make it next
week and we'll hopefully survive this whole shituation. I'm gonna
call it a shituation because that's where we're at. Merry Christmas,
you guys.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, thanks as always, Adam Dio, thank you for
joining us, looking forward.
Speaker 6: To next time, thank you for having me, and you
know sure awesome and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listeners, as he said, it will be after Christmas
by the time you hear this, but it's Christmas for
us in real life and then New Year's next week.
So thank you all as always, and we will see
you on the flip side the same time, same place,
Lady Nights.