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<v Speaker 1>Mother, Is Nxville House really the only coffee in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, your father says so, and your father knows best.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, its father knows best. Transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert

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<v Speaker 3>Young his father. A half hour visit with your neighbors,

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<v Speaker 3>the Andersons, brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House,

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<v Speaker 3>the coffee that's always good to the last drop. If

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<v Speaker 3>an arrow rises, it must fall, If a river flows,

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<v Speaker 3>it must bend. And be they long or be they small?

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<v Speaker 3>All vacations have an air in Springfield, which is still

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<v Speaker 3>an at Bridgetown Live.

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<v Speaker 4>The Anderson's just.

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<v Speaker 3>An average American family with the average American trials and tribulations.

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<v Speaker 3>Their car is rolling rapidly toward the white frame house

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<v Speaker 3>on Maple Street, and as they return from a long

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<v Speaker 3>summer holiday at Round Lake, it might be interesting to

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<v Speaker 3>note the thoughts which occupy their minds. For instance, there's

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<v Speaker 3>Kathy aged.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine, gee, whizz, next week we have to go back.

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<v Speaker 3>To school, Bud who is fifteen.

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<v Speaker 5>Gosh, next week we have to go back to school.

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<v Speaker 3>And Betty who was a very adult seventeen.

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<v Speaker 2>Jonathan Creeper's next week we have to go back to school.

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<v Speaker 3>Then of course, there's Margaret, the mother of the brow.

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<v Speaker 2>Next week the children go back to school.

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<v Speaker 3>Last but by no means least bother himself. Jim Anderson,

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<v Speaker 3>Well it won't be long. Now here's maple.

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<v Speaker 1>There's Jimmy waite.

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy, Now, will you stop pushing.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not Kathy's standing on my foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Kathleen sits still and behave yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saying, hello, Jimmy.

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<v Speaker 2>There'll be plenty of time for that.

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<v Speaker 6>Jim, Are you sure everything's all right at the house?

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<v Speaker 3>Of course, everything's all right. Why well, you look.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like a boy with his hand in the jam pot.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you've done anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Sylvie, you sl oh, Kathy sip down, That was Silsie.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you don't have to jump out the window.

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<v Speaker 7>Look what she did to my shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not.

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<v Speaker 7>You certainly did.

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<v Speaker 1>I certainly didn't.

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<v Speaker 7>You certainly did.

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<v Speaker 1>I certainly didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Kathy.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you please stop screeching in my ear? I wasn't

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<v Speaker 1>screeching in your ear?

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<v Speaker 2>You certainly?

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<v Speaker 7>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Certainly?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, that's enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she said I was screeching in hurry.

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<v Speaker 4>I said that's enough.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 7>House.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's a relief.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you mean by that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I think it's.

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<v Speaker 6>Just that when you get that peculiar look on your face,

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<v Speaker 6>I never know what to expect.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought maybe you had the house painted purple or something.

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<v Speaker 6>Here Mart, I know you mean well, but whenever the

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<v Speaker 6>children and I go away, you get such weird ideas

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<v Speaker 6>about the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh like the barbecue pit I built last summer. I

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<v Speaker 3>suppose that was a weird idea.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was fine until it fell apart. How about

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<v Speaker 2>the year you decided to turn the playroom into a

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<v Speaker 2>bowling alley never mind?

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<v Speaker 5>Or the year you painted the living room green and

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<v Speaker 5>Mom had to send.

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<v Speaker 3>All the fun I said, never mind?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh gosh, I was only trying to help.

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<v Speaker 4>Kathleen. Right after dinner you go to bed, but.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I know just what you were thinking, and I won't

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<v Speaker 3>stand for it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wasn't thinking about the fire alarm you built

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<v Speaker 1>in the other.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, don't just sit there, but we're home. Let's get

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<v Speaker 3>the luggage into the house.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Dad man takes a little extra pride in his home,

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<v Speaker 3>and what happens People make fun of him, treat him

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<v Speaker 3>like the village idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Jim, we weren't making fun of you.

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<v Speaker 4>You certainly were.

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<v Speaker 3>You thought I was going to paint the house purple.

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<v Speaker 2>No I didn't, Dear.

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<v Speaker 3>I merely said Joel, Hey, Joe, come back here.

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<v Speaker 4>Where do you think you're going?

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<v Speaker 7>I just saw Joe Phillips.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, take a look at the suitcases they come first.

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<v Speaker 7>Holy call, Kathy.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not where we live. This is our house,

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<v Speaker 3>the white one.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see Patty in the morning. Dear, right now,

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<v Speaker 2>we've all got to help your father.

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<v Speaker 3>Gee was well, I guess that's about everything, Jim. Margaret

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<v Speaker 3>has nothing to worry about. I haven't done anything to

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<v Speaker 3>the house, nothing much anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Kathy, push the water bottle under my chin. It's kippy.

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<v Speaker 1>Want me to carry it?

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<v Speaker 2>Just push it over a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't I carry it?

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<v Speaker 2>Cathy?

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<v Speaker 7>It broke?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>People go away all the time and come home all

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<v Speaker 3>the time. They don't get into things like this. Only

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<v Speaker 3>this family.

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<v Speaker 5>If we so much as go across the street, Dad,

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<v Speaker 5>these bags are getting heavy.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, i'll put them down.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't you want me to take them inside?

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<v Speaker 3>Naturally?

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<v Speaker 4>I want you to take them inside.

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<v Speaker 7>How can I take them inside if I put them down?

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<v Speaker 3>Margaret?

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<v Speaker 2>It's all right there, I have my keys.

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<v Speaker 3>There we are, Kathy, hold the screen door open until

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<v Speaker 3>we get in. Yes, Taddy, see if you can manage

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<v Speaker 3>not to break it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh how can you break the screen door?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, but don't try to find out.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, but let's go. I don't think I can

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<v Speaker 5>make it. This little bag feels like it's got rocks

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<v Speaker 5>in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Kathy, what have you gotten your suitcase?

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<v Speaker 4>Rocks?

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<v Speaker 2>Rocks, special rocks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saving them.

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<v Speaker 4>Gods, we haven't got enough rocks in Springfield.

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<v Speaker 3>She has to bring a suitcase full of them back

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<v Speaker 3>from round Leigh.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all different colors.

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<v Speaker 3>Bud, take them out in back of the garage and

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<v Speaker 3>dump them.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, it's practically a collection.

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<v Speaker 1>I saved them all summer.

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<v Speaker 4>Well dump them carefully, Bud.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, and don't right them. Mother. My arms are falling off.

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<v Speaker 2>All right there, we're going right here, and let.

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<v Speaker 3>Me get this bag through the door, will you.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well, we're home.

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<v Speaker 4>How does it look?

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<v Speaker 6>It looks wonderful, simply wonderful.

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<v Speaker 3>I had miss Nielsen come in last Friday and give

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<v Speaker 3>it a good cleaning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that was very thoughtful. I don't see anything different,

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<v Speaker 2>do you, mother, No, dear, everything looks just the way

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<v Speaker 2>it should.

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<v Speaker 6>Who gosh, these coats are heavy, Oh, Betty. You can't

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<v Speaker 6>just dump them in a chair like that. You know

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<v Speaker 6>where they belong.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I'll hang them up just a minute, Betty. I've

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<v Speaker 3>made a few little changes around the house, just minor changes.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, it's something I've had in mind for quite a

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<v Speaker 3>few years. You see, the way I figure, there is

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<v Speaker 3>much difference between a home and an office so far

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<v Speaker 3>as efficiency is concerned.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, Jim, a.

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<v Speaker 6>Home isn't like an office. You can't run them the

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<v Speaker 6>same way.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course you can. And whether you see what I've done, everything's.

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<v Speaker 3>Neat and tidy and orderly, the way things ought to be.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope you know what you're doing, all right, Betty.

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<v Speaker 2>Put the coats in the closet before they get all wrinkled. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>keet out, and then see what happened to Bud and Kathy.

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<v Speaker 1>If nothing half you mind? If I raise something up?

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<v Speaker 4>Talking and do as you're told?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Father, that girl can talk more and say less

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<v Speaker 3>than any ten people in Springfield. Jim, she certainly doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>get it from my side of the family. I'll tell

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<v Speaker 3>you that, Jim. I've never heard anyone talk so much

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<v Speaker 3>in my entire life, all the way down from round

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<v Speaker 3>Lake Talk Talk talk, Jim, Oh, silent one.

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<v Speaker 6>Eh, do you mind if I say something?

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<v Speaker 4>Of course not.

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<v Speaker 3>You know that's a ridiculous question.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I have another ridiculous question. What have you done

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<v Speaker 2>to the house.

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<v Speaker 3>I've instituted a little system, that's all.

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<v Speaker 4>And it's about time.

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<v Speaker 2>Mother.

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<v Speaker 3>There certainly are they're in the box.

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<v Speaker 2>The hangars are in a box.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. There's nothing that looks sillier than a bunch

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<v Speaker 3>of empty coat hangers. Besides, they don't do anything but

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<v Speaker 3>catch dust. What the box under the box with the goloshes, Jim?

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<v Speaker 6>It's It's taken me fifteen years to train the children

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<v Speaker 6>to hang up their coats.

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<v Speaker 2>And now you've hidden the hangers.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I haven't. I've put them where they belong. It's

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<v Speaker 3>part of the system.

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<v Speaker 6>You haven't rearranged the entire house that way, have you?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>More or less?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Now, don't get upset, Margaret.

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<v Speaker 3>The least you can do is give the system a chance.

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<v Speaker 6>But if you aren't home, we'll never be able to

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<v Speaker 6>find anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you will. I spent a whole week making a catalog.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything is entered in its proper place, dishes, silver linen,

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<v Speaker 3>everything's been put away systematically and entered in the catalog.

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<v Speaker 6>Jim Anderson, do you mean that in order to find

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<v Speaker 6>a plate in the cupboard, I've got to look it

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<v Speaker 6>up in a catalog.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right under sea.

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<v Speaker 2>Dishes under sea.

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<v Speaker 4>I filed them under China.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the most ridiculous thing I ever heard.

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<v Speaker 3>It isn't ridiculous at all. You've been complaining for years

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<v Speaker 3>that you haven't had enough closets. Well, when I got

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<v Speaker 3>through rearranging things, I had two closets left over.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm not going to say a thing, not a single

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<v Speaker 6>thing this moment.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't dare.

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<v Speaker 1>And there isn't any key.

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<v Speaker 3>The key is where it belongs with all the other keys.

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<v Speaker 3>They're all tagged, labeled and filed very systematically. Where I

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<v Speaker 3>wish you'd stop looking at me that way. I was

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<v Speaker 3>merely trying to be helpful. I know it isn't easy

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<v Speaker 3>to get used to a new system, but you will say.

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<v Speaker 7>Dad, here's a letter for you.

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<v Speaker 8>Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>It was station delivery and I signed for it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's on the bank, So I see, what do you

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<v Speaker 4>If they didn't have a system, they'd be broken a week.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not running a bank.

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<v Speaker 3>No, But when some of the bills come in from

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<v Speaker 3>the department stores, No, it's impossible.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the matter, Father, Is something wrong here?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not overdrawn?

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<v Speaker 3>How could I possibly be overdrawn?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they have a system.

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<v Speaker 3>Margaret, this is not a joking matter. The day I

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<v Speaker 3>deposited over seven hundred dollars. How could I be overdrawn?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe their system didn't work.

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<v Speaker 4>You're darn right it didn't work. Just as soon as

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<v Speaker 4>I find my checkbook.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it in the desk drawer?

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<v Speaker 4>No? I uh put it someplace else.

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<v Speaker 2>Part of the reorganization.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I put it in a much more logical place,

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<v Speaker 3>a very logical place, Only I can't remember exactly where.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't you look it up in the cattle.

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<v Speaker 4>The catalog?

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's where you entered everything, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you see, that's what I've been trying to tell you, Margaret.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to get everything ready for you and

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<v Speaker 3>catalog all finished and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>But Jim, you didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh I lost him.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, No, best cup of coffee eye ever tasted. Tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>right at your table.

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<v Speaker 9>You can hear that from the world's greatest coffee expert. Yes, ma'am,

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<v Speaker 9>he'll be there, because the world's greatest coffee expert is

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<v Speaker 9>your husband. Now, naturally, we think we're pretty fair experts.

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<v Speaker 9>After all, our Maxwell House coffee is America's favorite brand.

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<v Speaker 9>But the final judge is that man of yours. And

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<v Speaker 9>if you'll just put a cup of Maxwell House in

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<v Speaker 9>front of him, we're mighty sure you'll hear him say

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<v Speaker 9>best coffee I ever tasted. In fact, we'll give you

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<v Speaker 9>your money back if he doesn't. You see, no coffee's

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<v Speaker 9>made like Maxwell House, and that's why no coffee tastes

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<v Speaker 9>like Maxwell House. No other coffee has that famous good

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<v Speaker 9>to the last drop flavor. Get Maxwell House tomorrow and

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<v Speaker 9>serve it to your husband. And if he doesn't say

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<v Speaker 9>it's the coffee for him, just return the can an

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<v Speaker 9>unused portion to us, and we'll gladly refund the price

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<v Speaker 9>you paid. You'll find our address right on the front

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<v Speaker 9>of that familiar blue tin. So tomorrow, see how much

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<v Speaker 9>the world's greatest coffee expert Enjoy's Maxwell House coffee, always

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<v Speaker 9>good to the last drop.

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<v Speaker 3>It's only minutes later in the white frame house on

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<v Speaker 3>Maple Street, and the future looks dismal and dark for

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<v Speaker 3>the family known as Anderson. Father with his brilliant new system,

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<v Speaker 3>has disorganized the entire household. But it won't be for long.

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<v Speaker 8>You know how it is with life.

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<v Speaker 3>It's always darkest before the dawns. And though everything may

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<v Speaker 3>seem quite grim at the moment, there's really no need

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<v Speaker 3>to be concerned. Just hang around for a little while,

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<v Speaker 3>and gradually things will get worse. See they're in the basement,

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<v Speaker 3>I know, Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>The first thing we've got to do is find the keys.

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<v Speaker 2>We can't live in a house where everything is locked up.

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<v Speaker 3>If I could only remember what I did with.

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<v Speaker 6>The catalog, I'll settle for the keys. Can't you remember

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<v Speaker 6>where you put them?

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<v Speaker 3>I put them in a drawer. Which drawer I don't

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<v Speaker 3>remember anyway, I locked the drawer.

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<v Speaker 4>So what good would it do if I did.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember you locked the drawer with all the keys in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, naturally, then I put that key you somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 4>Where, in a towel.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it was a towel maybe it was a

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<v Speaker 3>pillow case, Jim. But it's all written down in the catalog.

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<v Speaker 3>If we can find that, there'll be nothing to worry.

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<v Speaker 6>About except trying to get this house back in order again.

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<v Speaker 3>Margaret, there's one thing you refuse to recognize. Doing it

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<v Speaker 3>my way, I had two closets left over.

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<v Speaker 6>This it's one thing you refuse to recognize. We have

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<v Speaker 6>two trunks and five suitcases to unpack. How many closets

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<v Speaker 6>do you think we'll have left over?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I guess I forgot about that. Well, anyway, I tried.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not worried about the closets. At least they're open.

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<v Speaker 2>But all those locked drawers and missing keys, what are

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<v Speaker 2>we going to do about them?

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<v Speaker 4>We'll have to make a thorough search, that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>But he went out to get the rest of the luggage.

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<v Speaker 3>Dear, anytime the doorbell rings, he manages to do something else.

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<v Speaker 2>But you sent him for it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, how did I know the bell was.

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<v Speaker 4>Going to ring? Haven't even been home fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd think people would have a decency to let you

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<v Speaker 3>get your hat off before they start ringing the doorbell.

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<v Speaker 4>Jim My boy, Oh hello, mister Gribble, Come on in.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, we were just sitting around playing a little

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<v Speaker 3>game of button button, who's got the button?

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, Jim for you, the most wonderful news you've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 4>It wouldn't have anything to do with a catalog, would it.

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<v Speaker 8>What?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, that's sort of a key subject around here right now.

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<v Speaker 8>And I see who is it?

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<v Speaker 3>It's mister Grebble.

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<v Speaker 4>Honey.

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<v Speaker 10>I can't say very long, just stop buy on my

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<v Speaker 10>way to the club, sat the car in the driveway,

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<v Speaker 10>you know.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh, hello missus, and it's nice to see you back.

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<v Speaker 6>It's nice to be that.

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<v Speaker 2>That is it might be sometime soon.

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<v Speaker 8>Is There's no place like home.

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<v Speaker 10>That's what I always say, the old familiar haunts, with

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<v Speaker 10>everything in its place and the place for everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it? The truth.

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<v Speaker 3>Is you said something about good news, JP.

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<v Speaker 8>I did. Oh yes, I didn't. I you my boy.

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<v Speaker 10>I've done it, yes, sir, after three years, I've finally

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<v Speaker 10>done it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, yeah, well that's great.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you do?

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<v Speaker 9>Why?

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<v Speaker 10>I've gotten the Springfield Athletic Club to open its membership list.

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<v Speaker 8>Not far, mind you, just far enough to let you in. Now,

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<v Speaker 8>what do you think of that?

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<v Speaker 3>The Athletic Club. Oh that's wonderful, JP.

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<v Speaker 4>It really is, isn't it, Margaret?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yes, I'm just goosebumps all over.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm finally going to get into the athletic club.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, I've got to get down there right away, So

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<v Speaker 10>if you'll just let me have a check for one

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<v Speaker 10>hundred and twenty five dollars, let's check for your application,

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<v Speaker 10>My boy, I want to get it in before they

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<v Speaker 10>changed their minds.

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<v Speaker 4>You want me to give you a check?

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<v Speaker 8>What's the matter with you, Jim? Don't you want to join?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I I wanted to join for the last five years.

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<v Speaker 10>Well, then stop staring at me like a congenital moraro

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<v Speaker 10>on and give me a check for one hundred and

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<v Speaker 10>twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>A check for one hundred and twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister gribble.

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<v Speaker 3>We might as well tell you I left my check

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<v Speaker 3>book at the office. That's what we wanted to say,

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't it, Margaret?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess so, dear. If that's what you.

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<v Speaker 8>Say, well, there's nothing criminal about that, of course not.

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<v Speaker 3>I I'll drop by the bank first thing in the morning,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I'll leave a check at your office.

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<v Speaker 8>I'll that be Ah, that won't be necessary.

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<v Speaker 4>It won't be any trouble. JP.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't think it's right for you to lay

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<v Speaker 3>out all that money.

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<v Speaker 10>Who said anything about that? You bank with the merchants,

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<v Speaker 10>don't you. Well, here's one of my blank checks.

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<v Speaker 8>You can use that.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, is that you, Bud?

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<v Speaker 2>I guess so?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, come on in, Bud.

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<v Speaker 10>Mister Gribble's here, Jim, if you'll just make out a

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<v Speaker 10>check for one hundred and twenty five dollars, I want

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<v Speaker 10>you to meet Bud.

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<v Speaker 3>JP.

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<v Speaker 4>He's a fine boy.

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<v Speaker 8>I met George Sodden when he was two years old.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll just make out a check, Bud. You know mister Gribble,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you sure?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm mister Gribble.

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<v Speaker 8>I'm beginning to wonder, Jim.

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<v Speaker 3>Mister Gribble is a great baseball fan, Bud. Why don't

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<v Speaker 3>the two of you talk about baseball while I get

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<v Speaker 3>on the phone.

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<v Speaker 8>I don't know one other a baseball back from the other.

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<v Speaker 8>All I want.

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<v Speaker 10>Look, I'll make out the check, and all you have

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<v Speaker 10>to do is how will that be?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>That'll be fine, just fine.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got all the bags in bed. Now can I

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<v Speaker 5>go see Joe?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 3>I want you to stay here?

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<v Speaker 4>And oh, why don't you get mister Gribble a drink?

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<v Speaker 7>What kind of a drink?

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<v Speaker 4>Any kind of a drink? Water, anything? I don't care.

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<v Speaker 4>How about a nice glass of water?

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<v Speaker 3>JP?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>No, go ahead, Bud, get mister Gribble a glass of water.

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<v Speaker 7>He doesn't want any.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll get it for him anyway.

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<v Speaker 7>Holy call, All right, Jim, it's made out now.

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<v Speaker 8>All you have to do is sign it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Betty, Kathy, mister Gribble.

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<v Speaker 2>Is here, Jim, why don't you just tell him?

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<v Speaker 7>Betty?

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<v Speaker 3>Kathy?

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<v Speaker 7>Can't you hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>I just told you mister Gribble is here?

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<v Speaker 2>Good for here?

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<v Speaker 3>Well don't you want to say hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 8>Mister Hello Betty?

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<v Speaker 3>How about Kathy?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, mister Gribble.

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<v Speaker 9>Hello, Kathy?

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<v Speaker 2>Friendly little group are?

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you come down and tell mister Gribble all

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<v Speaker 3>about the nice summer you had?

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<v Speaker 4>Jim? Tell him all about it one day at a time.

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<v Speaker 3>Jim, never mind the keys, never mind missus Neilson, Jim,

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<v Speaker 3>mister Gribble, never mind mister Gribble.

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<v Speaker 8>I guess I'll be running along.

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<v Speaker 3>No, wait, I haven't signed the check.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh you remember that, Jim.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure, mister Gribble.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, i'll just sign it. Well, here you are on JP,

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<v Speaker 3>and thank you very much. Not at all.

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<v Speaker 8>It'll be nice having you in the club, I imagine.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take you to the door.

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<v Speaker 8>Goodbye, missus Anderson.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye, mister. I'm sorry everything was so upset.

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<v Speaker 8>That's quite all right, Quite all right, jim my boy.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, JP, when you come.

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<v Speaker 10>Down to the club, I take things easy for a

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<v Speaker 10>few weeks. Oh you were, shouldn't have been overdoing things

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<v Speaker 10>a little.

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<v Speaker 4>I know what you mean, JP. I'll be careful.

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I'll be running along.

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<v Speaker 4>Thanks again for everything.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh not at all, my boy, glad the help.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've joined something, the Athletic club or Levenworth one

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<v Speaker 3>of the things.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim, What on earth were you trying to do?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, Margaret.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought if I could get Bill Morris on the

469
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<v Speaker 3>phone about that deposit I made.

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<v Speaker 6>But why didn't you tell mister Gribble the truth? I'm

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<v Speaker 6>sure he'd have understood.

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<v Speaker 4>I couldn't, Margaret.

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<v Speaker 3>Would you trust all your insurance to a man who

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<v Speaker 3>can't keep his bank account straight?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought the bank made the mistake.

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<v Speaker 3>They did, I mean I think they did I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know the water, dad? What water?

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<v Speaker 7>You said to get a glass of water for mister Gribble.

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<v Speaker 3>Well he's gone. What do I do with the water?

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<v Speaker 4>Drink it?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm not thirsty, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Take it outside and water the lawn with one glass.

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<v Speaker 2>Jim, you're getting the boy all confused.

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<v Speaker 3>Well what do you think I am? No money, no catalog,

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<v Speaker 3>no keys. Wait a minute, no, what the middle drawer

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<v Speaker 3>in my desk.

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<v Speaker 4>That's where I put it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where you put what.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know, but.

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<v Speaker 3>I distinctly remember putting something in it. The catalog.

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<v Speaker 7>That's where it is.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, Jim, we get the catalog. Everything will straightened out.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll find the bank book and the keys and uh

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<v Speaker 3>huh is it locked?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's locked. Everything's locked. But don't worry.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll fix this. Where's the letter?

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<v Speaker 4>Open hole?

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<v Speaker 2>Jim, you'll ruin the desk.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I've got to get it open there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh your poor desk.

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<v Speaker 3>You see, I knew I put it someplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the catalog?

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<v Speaker 3>Well not exactly, it's it's the check I was supposed

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<v Speaker 3>to deposit.

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<v Speaker 9>Well that solves one mystery. But the search for the

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<v Speaker 9>catalog goes on and on. Just goes to show you

507
00:24:54.799 --> 00:24:57.000
<v Speaker 9>come out way ahead when you know where to find

508
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<v Speaker 9>what you want. Now, when it comes to coffee, you

509
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<v Speaker 9>want the most for your money, the most in flavor,

510
00:25:03.599 --> 00:25:07.680
<v Speaker 9>the most in enjoyment, and the world's greatest coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Expert can help you find it.

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<v Speaker 9>Just serve the number one expert, meaning that husband of yours,

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<v Speaker 9>a cup of Maxwell House. Then when you see him

514
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<v Speaker 9>smile and hear him say best coffee I ever tasted,

515
00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:24.519
<v Speaker 9>you'll know it's Maxwell House for your best money's worth.

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<v Speaker 9>Get a familiar blue Maxwell House ten tomorrow and see

517
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<v Speaker 9>what that man of yours says about its wonderful, good

518
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<v Speaker 9>to the last drop flavor. Then count all the cups

519
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<v Speaker 9>of truly good coffee you get from that one pound.

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<v Speaker 9>We think you'll be convinced you get the most for

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<v Speaker 9>your money with Maxwell House coffee. So tomorrow, introduce the

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<v Speaker 9>world's greatest coffee expert to coffee that's always good to

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<v Speaker 9>the last drop.

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<v Speaker 7>Again.

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<v Speaker 3>It's moments later in the white frame house on Maple Street,

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<v Speaker 3>and only one of the Anderson's many problems has been resolved. Father,

527
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<v Speaker 3>who always knows best, has taken care of the money situation.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's mother the gentle soul who takes care of

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<v Speaker 3>the rest like this, Jim, We've got.

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<v Speaker 6>To go about this thing logically. Now where were you

531
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<v Speaker 6>when you finished the catalog?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh? In the kitchen.

533
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<v Speaker 3>I wound up with the pots and pans.

534
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<v Speaker 2>And then the phone rang?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? Didn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 6>But how dear, whenever you lose something, the telephone has

539
00:26:35.519 --> 00:26:36.599
<v Speaker 6>always just rung.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, Uh, then what happened?

541
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<v Speaker 2>It was Hector Smith, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>But I still don't you and Hector.

544
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<v Speaker 2>Made a poker date. You had to make a few notes,

545
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<v Speaker 2>didn't you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. I had to put down the address and

547
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<v Speaker 3>the time.

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<v Speaker 2>You also put down the catalog.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I couldn't write with my hands full.

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<v Speaker 6>Now let's see what handy spot would be the most

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<v Speaker 6>illogical place for you.

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<v Speaker 2>To put it.

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<v Speaker 3>I put it right on the telephone table, and then.

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<v Speaker 6>It disappeared, Betty, Yes, mother, look on top of the

555
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<v Speaker 6>balance over the whole window.

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<v Speaker 3>Margaret, you know that's ridiculous. Who in his right mind

557
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<v Speaker 3>would stick a book away on top of a window balance?

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<v Speaker 2>You would, I certainly.

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<v Speaker 3>Would not, Mother, Yes, Betty, I found the catalog.

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<v Speaker 2>On top of the valance.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Thank you, Betty.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess everything's all straightened out now, not quite, dear,

563
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<v Speaker 3>but it will be as soon as we put everything

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<v Speaker 3>back where it was in the beginning. Life is swell

565
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<v Speaker 3>when you keep well. That's why so many folks eat

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<v Speaker 3>Post brand flakes for breakfast every day. Every one ounce

567
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<v Speaker 3>serving of these tasty, crisp toasted flakes provides brand to

568
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<v Speaker 3>help prevent irregularity due to lack of bulk in the diet.

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<v Speaker 3>They're so good and so good for you too. Ask

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<v Speaker 3>your grocer for Post forty percent brand flakes. Remember, life

571
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<v Speaker 3>is swell when you keep well with Post forty percent

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<v Speaker 3>brand flakes, America's favorite bran flakes. Join us again next

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<v Speaker 3>week when we'll be back with Father Knows Best, starring

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<v Speaker 3>Robert young Is, Jim Anderson, with Roy Bargee and the

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<v Speaker 3>Maxwell House Orchestra and yours truly, Bill Foreman. So until

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<v Speaker 3>next Thursday, good night and good luck from the makers

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<v Speaker 3>of Maxwell House, America's favorite brand of coffee, always good

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<v Speaker 3>to the last drop. Father Knows Best was transcribed in

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<v Speaker 3>Hollywood and written by Ed James. Now stay tuned in

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<v Speaker 3>for Dragnet, which follows immediately over most of these stations.

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<v Speaker 3>Theod Guild returned Sunday. Listen next for dragnet on n

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