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Speaker 2: the police Department was called to the Orwigsburg Nursing and
Speaker 2: Rehabilitation Center Old Folks Home Yeah after a staff member
Speaker 2: found a straw and white substance inside a bag under
Speaker 2: the mattress of a residence. No Way. The resident originally
Speaker 2: denied knowing what the substance was or how he got it,
Speaker 2: but later he admitted that another residence, seventy year old
Speaker 2: Joseph Hunt, sold him the drugs. So what we've got
Speaker 2: here is meth discovered and meth paraphernalia discovered in a
Speaker 2: residence room. He copped to it after initially denying it.
Speaker 2: Then he went on to inform them that it was
Speaker 2: sold and provided to him by another resident, the seventy
Speaker 2: year old. And then they went and got a hold
Speaker 2: of Joseph Hunt and found more evidence that not only
Speaker 2: was he selling it, but apparently he had a little
Speaker 2: meth lab going too and was making it then distributing it.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's you know what. You know, those retirement homes
Speaker 3: are super expensive. That might be a way to finance
Speaker 3: all that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially if you've just got like a Social Security
Speaker 2: stipend coming in each month. You've you've got to find
Speaker 2: an alternate revenue stream. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd be selling diapers, a couple of pedal and
Speaker 3: adult panties. Man, I'd be like that guy from a
Speaker 3: from the Longest Yard, the second one, the cheesy one
Speaker 3: with Adam Sandler. But I'd be like the McDonald's guys,
Speaker 3: the dude that wears the trench cut with cheeseburgers on it?
Speaker 2: What do you need? Cheeseburger, A hambugger? I got you.
Speaker 3: I'd be I'd have that, diapers, all the different stuff, Viagra,
Speaker 3: I would be.
Speaker 2: Man. When I get to the retirement home, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna go to the villages. We already established.
Speaker 3: That probably won't be long, but I'm just gonna go
Speaker 3: to the villages and I'm just I'm gonna live it up.
Speaker 2: Have you uh? Have you ever seriously started looking into
Speaker 2: or pricing anything there? Taco?
Speaker 3: No, I haven't. But do you know how expensive, just
Speaker 3: like a retirement facility is. Have you priced it?
Speaker 2: No? I'm aware from dealings with the family, as I
Speaker 2: know you are as well.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I can tell you I heard it from somebody,
Speaker 3: not even family, somebody at the gym where you have
Speaker 3: to just if you want to know a retirement facility
Speaker 3: in town. Sorry to sidetrack here, but that's what we do.
Speaker 3: Just you have to put like a three hundred thousand
Speaker 3: dollars payment down ahead of time.
Speaker 2: Right, you're talking about like a fifty five plus community
Speaker 2: or nurse nurse at home. Yeah, because we want to
Speaker 2: make sure we're drawing a distinction, totally distinctify it. Bro's tree.
Speaker 2: Hundred thousand dollars deposit.
Speaker 3: Now, why is that because there's a waiting list here
Speaker 3: in Florida because we have a lot of blue hair. Sorry,
Speaker 3: if you have blue hair, I'm starting to get it too.
Speaker 3: But about three the one that I'm talking about is
Speaker 3: about three hundred and fifty K down payment that you
Speaker 3: make ahead of time, right this lady to meet Then
Speaker 3: once you move in, you pay something else annually.
Speaker 2: I mean, you get they don't want you to miss
Speaker 2: out on like the familiarity of homeowners or condo fee
Speaker 2: when you were living free.
Speaker 3: I mean, but when you're there, you are living it up.
Speaker 3: But it's just a it's a normal nursing home. Dead serious.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there are some high end ones like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's also some really bottom of the barrel
Speaker 2: ones where.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've seen them on the news before. Those usually
Speaker 3: are COVID just COVID ramping.
Speaker 2: While we're on the subject of drugs, this doesn't come
Speaker 2: as a surprise to me. Bellevue, which is a suburb
Speaker 2: of Seattle, their police department is advertising for volunteers from
Speaker 2: the public to come into their Dui Green Lab on
Speaker 2: May ninth and get high. They want you to come in,
Speaker 2: smoke some weed, get high, and then you gotta you've
Speaker 2: gotta do it driving course, No, no, no, you you've
Speaker 2: got a well it's kind of sort of They want
Speaker 2: to use these volunteers as examples for their younger officers
Speaker 2: being trained on spotting, detecting, and understanding people who are
Speaker 2: under the influence of something other than alcohol.
Speaker 3: While that's probably smart, you know, because everybody has weed
Speaker 3: cards and whatever, so you can well not that you're
Speaker 3: not going to smell the just pot wafting out of
Speaker 3: the car when you walk.
Speaker 2: Up right, it's usual. That's usually your first indicator. Yeah, somebody, Hey,
Speaker 2: what are you doing today? Man? I'm going down to
Speaker 2: the lw PD smoke some dope, I do some lab
Speaker 2: or do my labs.
Speaker 3: That's like when the local news station. I forget which one,
Speaker 3: but one of them. Remember had me go to the
Speaker 3: Maitland Sheridan over here.
Speaker 2: You were drinking for what were you drinking? You were
Speaker 2: drinking all sorts of stuff, weren't you four? Poor loca.
Speaker 3: That was a different that was a separate time. That
Speaker 3: was a bit, that was a radio bit. That we did,
Speaker 3: but and that was bad. I almost had a heart attack.
Speaker 3: But no, this was the Maitland Sheridan and they had
Speaker 3: a coworker and I go in there and drink it
Speaker 3: up long.
Speaker 2: Islandized teas beers.
Speaker 3: They mixed everything to do to test this hangover drug.
Speaker 2: And then it was kind of right at.
Speaker 3: The beginning of video cameras and they gave me a
Speaker 3: video camera for my wife.
Speaker 2: To video me.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, the worst headache ever it did that
Speaker 3: That hangover drug did not work.
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Speaker 3: People are talking about the place to there. We have
Speaker 3: a retirement facility talk coming in. I'm not gonna call
Speaker 3: some of the bad. When somebody said retired Alabama way cheaper,
Speaker 3: that's what I did.
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