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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Letcha Taco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w Jarr.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right, and another little friendly

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<v Speaker 2>reminder of plenty of chances to win cash over the

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<v Speaker 2>next six weeks or so weekdays here on jar with

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<v Speaker 2>our rock the Bank on thousand dollars giveaways. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>hear thirteen different keywords today just after nine, like nine

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<v Speaker 2>oh five ISHU. You enter those at our website. You'll

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<v Speaker 2>give you one each hour at a round five past,

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<v Speaker 2>and you can enter each hour to one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty simple.

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<v Speaker 3>Just entered the keyword each hour, one time, and you

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<v Speaker 3>can enter it every single hour. Though, like Lynch, you're saying,

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<v Speaker 3>win you some cash.

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<v Speaker 2>On's start our adventure. This morning. In Orwigsburg Borough, Pennsylvania,

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<v Speaker 2>the police Department was called to the Orwigsburg Nursing and

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<v Speaker 2>Rehabilitation Center Old Folks Home Yeah after a staff member

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<v Speaker 2>found a straw and white substance inside a bag under

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<v Speaker 2>the mattress of a residence. No Way. The resident originally

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<v Speaker 2>denied knowing what the substance was or how he got it,

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<v Speaker 2>but later he admitted that another residence, seventy year old

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<v Speaker 2>Joseph Hunt, sold him the drugs. So what we've got

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<v Speaker 2>here is meth discovered and meth paraphernalia discovered in a

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<v Speaker 2>residence room. He copped to it after initially denying it.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he went on to inform them that it was

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<v Speaker 2>sold and provided to him by another resident, the seventy

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<v Speaker 2>year old. And then they went and got a hold

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<v Speaker 2>of Joseph Hunt and found more evidence that not only

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<v Speaker 2>was he selling it, but apparently he had a little

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<v Speaker 2>meth lab going too and was making it then distributing it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's you know what. You know, those retirement homes

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<v Speaker 3>are super expensive. That might be a way to finance

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<v Speaker 3>all that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, especially if you've just got like a Social Security

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<v Speaker 2>stipend coming in each month. You've you've got to find

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<v Speaker 2>an alternate revenue stream. You're absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'd be selling diapers, a couple of pedal and

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<v Speaker 3>adult panties. Man, I'd be like that guy from a

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<v Speaker 3>from the Longest Yard, the second one, the cheesy one

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<v Speaker 3>with Adam Sandler. But I'd be like the McDonald's guys,

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<v Speaker 3>the dude that wears the trench cut with cheeseburgers on it?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you need? Cheeseburger, A hambugger? I got you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd be I'd have that, diapers, all the different stuff, Viagra,

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<v Speaker 3>I would be.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. When I get to the retirement home, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>gonna go to the villages. We already established.

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<v Speaker 3>That probably won't be long, but I'm just gonna go

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<v Speaker 3>to the villages and I'm just I'm gonna live it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you uh? Have you ever seriously started looking into

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<v Speaker 2>or pricing anything there? Taco?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I haven't. But do you know how expensive, just

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<v Speaker 3>like a retirement facility is. Have you priced it?

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<v Speaker 2>No? I'm aware from dealings with the family, as I

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<v Speaker 2>know you are as well.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, because I can tell you I heard it from somebody,

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<v Speaker 3>not even family, somebody at the gym where you have

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<v Speaker 3>to just if you want to know a retirement facility

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<v Speaker 3>in town. Sorry to sidetrack here, but that's what we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Just you have to put like a three hundred thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars payment down ahead of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you're talking about like a fifty five plus community

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<v Speaker 2>or nurse nurse at home. Yeah, because we want to

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<v Speaker 2>make sure we're drawing a distinction, totally distinctify it. Bro's tree.

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<v Speaker 2>Hundred thousand dollars deposit.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, why is that because there's a waiting list here

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<v Speaker 3>in Florida because we have a lot of blue hair. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>if you have blue hair, I'm starting to get it too.

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<v Speaker 3>But about three the one that I'm talking about is

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<v Speaker 3>about three hundred and fifty K down payment that you

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<v Speaker 3>make ahead of time, right this lady to meet Then

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<v Speaker 3>once you move in, you pay something else annually.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you get they don't want you to miss

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<v Speaker 2>out on like the familiarity of homeowners or condo fee

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<v Speaker 2>when you were living free.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, but when you're there, you are living it up.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's just a it's a normal nursing home. Dead serious.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there are some high end ones like that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure there's also some really bottom of the barrel

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<v Speaker 2>ones where.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we've seen them on the news before. Those usually

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<v Speaker 3>are COVID just COVID ramping.

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<v Speaker 2>While we're on the subject of drugs, this doesn't come

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<v Speaker 2>as a surprise to me. Bellevue, which is a suburb

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<v Speaker 2>of Seattle, their police department is advertising for volunteers from

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<v Speaker 2>the public to come into their Dui Green Lab on

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<v Speaker 2>May ninth and get high. They want you to come in,

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<v Speaker 2>smoke some weed, get high, and then you gotta you've

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<v Speaker 2>gotta do it driving course, No, no, no, you you've

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<v Speaker 2>got a well it's kind of sort of They want

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<v Speaker 2>to use these volunteers as examples for their younger officers

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<v Speaker 2>being trained on spotting, detecting, and understanding people who are

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<v Speaker 2>under the influence of something other than alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>While that's probably smart, you know, because everybody has weed

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<v Speaker 3>cards and whatever, so you can well not that you're

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<v Speaker 3>not going to smell the just pot wafting out of

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<v Speaker 3>the car when you walk.

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<v Speaker 2>Up right, it's usual. That's usually your first indicator. Yeah, somebody, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you doing today? Man? I'm going down to

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<v Speaker 2>the lw PD smoke some dope, I do some lab

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<v Speaker 2>or do my labs.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like when the local news station. I forget which one,

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<v Speaker 3>but one of them. Remember had me go to the

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<v Speaker 3>Maitland Sheridan over here.

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<v Speaker 2>You were drinking for what were you drinking? You were

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<v Speaker 2>drinking all sorts of stuff, weren't you four? Poor loca.

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<v Speaker 3>That was a different that was a separate time. That

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<v Speaker 3>was a bit, that was a radio bit. That we did,

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<v Speaker 3>but and that was bad. I almost had a heart attack.

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<v Speaker 3>But no, this was the Maitland Sheridan and they had

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<v Speaker 3>a coworker and I go in there and drink it

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<v Speaker 3>up long.

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<v Speaker 2>Islandized teas beers.

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<v Speaker 3>They mixed everything to do to test this hangover drug.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was kind of right at.

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<v Speaker 3>The beginning of video cameras and they gave me a

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<v Speaker 3>video camera for my wife.

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<v Speaker 2>To video me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, the worst headache ever it did that

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<v Speaker 3>That hangover drug did not work.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Kinky Kelly is back. So is she? Let me

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<v Speaker 2>refresh on who she new Hampshire OnlyFans model. Okay, she

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<v Speaker 2>was the one who peeded all over some merchandise at

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<v Speaker 2>a grocery store in New Hampshire. Oh I remember, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>for the for the paying UH subscribers who wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>see her Kinky Kelly do something like that. Now she's

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<v Speaker 2>in more trouble for causing damage to a hotel room

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<v Speaker 2>where she was also expelling let's say both ends. We

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<v Speaker 2>got it to the delight of her Kinky Kelly followers

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<v Speaker 2>on a only Fan do you including so none of

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<v Speaker 2>us ever? You know? Get a room there urinating into

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<v Speaker 2>the hotel room's air conditioner unit. She also relieved herself

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<v Speaker 2>on a comforter blanket, curtains the Bible, and then also

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<v Speaker 2>charged with defecating on the floor. Okay, stop stop, and

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<v Speaker 2>then taking the waist and uh performing an upper decker. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it says right here in the story, placing it into

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<v Speaker 2>the toilet tank, a frat boy favorite known as upper decker.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it in high school. Were ahead of cutting edge.

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<v Speaker 3>People are talking about the place to there. We have

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<v Speaker 3>a retirement facility talk coming in. I'm not gonna call

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<v Speaker 3>some of the bad. When somebody said retired Alabama way cheaper,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>It wouldn't be bad, don't they. GE's snow there every

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<v Speaker 2>now and then. Yeah, in northern part of the state

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<v Speaker 2>they get some snow. That's one said. The cruise ship.

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't really want to go on a cruise

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<v Speaker 3>ship for a year, they said.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard it's cheaper to do the cruise ship. But

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<v Speaker 2>then you're stuck on that. You know, there's only so

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<v Speaker 2>much shrimp you can eat.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that ice cream at night now and then

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<v Speaker 3>you gotta get off. And how many times can you

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<v Speaker 3>hear get your bread in my lead.

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<v Speaker 2>Eh, they go. Not a lender. So Kiki Kelly, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>she only charges fifteen bucks a month for.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she's going to hell. We're going into an Easter

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<v Speaker 3>weekend and you're peeing on a Bible. Oh God, And

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<v Speaker 3>whoever's paying for that? You know, hell, per Decker. I

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<v Speaker 3>might pay her, but the others Kelly, do you need

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<v Speaker 3>to say?

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