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Speaker 1: back down to a three prior to making landfall somewhere
Speaker 1: on the west coast of Florida late Wednesday into Thursday
Speaker 1: and then crossing the state as a category one. That's
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Speaker 1: We have a headline of the week that we can
Speaker 1: start with this morning, if you'd like, Tacobama. I know
Speaker 1: how much you get a kick out of these. You
Speaker 1: see me jump to attention. I did you have an
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Speaker 1: the spreadsheet for the week.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I have to take notes of everything we talk about,
Speaker 2: everything we talk about on the show in k You know,
Speaker 2: the boss doesn't need a raising of fire.
Speaker 1: I'm back and use our own words against us. It's
Speaker 1: weird how it works like that.
Speaker 2: But anyway, God, if you could read these things and
Speaker 2: the stuff that I type in there too, because I'm
Speaker 2: just balls out with it, you know, I mean, our
Speaker 2: show's pretty ballsy. Well everything's written. Sometimes I look at
Speaker 2: him Pat and think, oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 2: it just wrote that. Right anyway, all right, headed on
Speaker 2: the week. I'm ready, right.
Speaker 1: Stolen Vienna sausages lead to nursing home resident being stabbed.
Speaker 2: Stolen Vienna sausages lead to got it this in Georgia.
Speaker 2: This is the last time that we had Vienna sausages.
Speaker 2: Was aheadline a week as well, because it was a
Speaker 2: toddler living off of mountain dew red and Vienna sausages.
Speaker 1: Yes, code read about that, Yeah, this said a nursing
Speaker 1: home in Georgia. Police were called to a nursing home
Speaker 1: when they found that a man had been stabbed in
Speaker 1: the chest. During the argument, one man pulled out a
Speaker 1: knife and stabbed the other in the chest. It's unclear
Speaker 1: if the man who was stabbed was the one who
Speaker 1: lost the sausages or not. The injured resident was taken
Speaker 1: to the hospital. Further information about his condition not available
Speaker 1: right now. The other resident, whose identity hasn't been released,
Speaker 1: was arrested and charged with aggravated assault in possession of
Speaker 1: a knife. During the commission of the Vienna sausage crime.
Speaker 2: You realize that stealing in nursing homes is a big thing,
Speaker 2: not a big thing. I don't want to give nursing
Speaker 2: homes a bad name people that work there. God bless
Speaker 2: you for what you do. But I know when my
Speaker 2: ol Mah was in as an assisted living right, yea,
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 3: She steals from me, all the time. She stole my
Speaker 3: cell phone, Barbara, But she's pat You think that sounded loud,
Speaker 3: think of how loud it must have really been. So
Speaker 3: the whole hospital here is a bitching about or heard
Speaker 3: her rest in peace about stealing.
Speaker 1: Plus, Bob is also scarred from childhood when he worked
Speaker 1: in a nursing home for an afternoon and chrazed resident
Speaker 1: came after him for ice cream.
Speaker 2: It was nuts. I was there more than an afternoon.
Speaker 2: That was you and the restaurant business.
Speaker 1: No, that wasn't an afternoon, that was twenty minutes in
Speaker 1: the morning even there, I was doing it five on
Speaker 1: a Saturday morning, and they put me to work and
Speaker 1: didn't bother to show me how to operate any of
Speaker 1: the machinery. And then they started yelling at me because
Speaker 1: there were no clean dishes.
Speaker 2: And I said, well, you don't realize the lack of
Speaker 2: patience I have. I'm out.
Speaker 1: No, Well, I didn't even say that. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to wash them yourself. And then I got to step in.
Speaker 2: Mine was I made it four days and they wanted
Speaker 2: me to dump the five hundred pound garbage can alone.
Speaker 2: Keep in mind I was in high school. I was
Speaker 2: about five foot.
Speaker 1: Five, eighty five pounds.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and he was all man though I went off.
Speaker 2: I went off on the ball in front of the
Speaker 2: border directors, the whole director's meeting.
Speaker 1: What about the lady who wanted the ice cream?
Speaker 2: Oh? With that, that was just haunting.
Speaker 1: I wan's blame.
Speaker 2: I'm, like Jesus, just a high school kid.
Speaker 1: See where the Vienna sausage is. Probably were serious hot
Speaker 1: commodity there.
Speaker 2: Think of the cell phone that my Oma was accusing of, which,
Speaker 2: by the way, we found right of course, of course, listen,
Speaker 2: this is my Omah who made it to one hundred
Speaker 2: the almost made it to one hundred and four years old.
Speaker 2: And when the island lady from the Islands was walking
Speaker 2: out my ohma, it said, uh, trying to whisper with
Speaker 2: no hearing aids in.
Speaker 3: They all have such fat glasses.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, oh my.
Speaker 3: What.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll refrain from telling Maya.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, don't know. Yeah that the more the more,
Speaker 2: the older they get, the more that they get loose lip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just let it ride that. I've told that
Speaker 1: as many times as I have and got away with it.
Speaker 2: We'll leave it at that, thank you.
Speaker 1: Nor Alfaula is the thirty old woman who is al
Speaker 1: Pacino's girlfriend and recently gave birth to Alf's child. That
Speaker 1: whole whole deal, people, is eighty four too old to
Speaker 1: become a father?
Speaker 2: That whole Yeah, remember the whole thing. And then and
Speaker 2: then you said she's in the news with guess who
Speaker 2: did dave girl get her? No? Nono good cat? Oh
Speaker 2: my god. Okay, I just now that would have been
Speaker 2: something because he's a good dude.
Speaker 1: Nor Nor was spotted leaving the Chateau Marmont Hotel in
Speaker 1: LA this weekend with sixty eight year old Bill Maher.
Speaker 2: In a car together.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how's al taking this?
Speaker 1: I don't know what he said what he said yet.
Speaker 2: I know al Pacina. I know it was just a movie.
Speaker 1: He's probably like, taker, Bill take would you like this
Speaker 1: kid too?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Look, we got a long. No, but I know
Speaker 2: the scarface is just a movie, but I'm still a
Speaker 2: little concerned for my life.
Speaker 1: If you're Bill Maher, then there's this, and I have
Speaker 1: video of this. I just know when you go to
Speaker 1: get to the video, it's one of those YouTube age
Speaker 1: restricted things, so you have to sign off that.
Speaker 2: You're not age restricted. Okay, yeah, because it involves violence.
Speaker 1: Hoober driver punches an elderly passenger over a leg room
Speaker 1: disputes list in Dallas, Texas. Elderly couple calls for uber.
Speaker 1: I guess they get into the back seat and the
Speaker 1: driver's got you know, his seat all the way back,
Speaker 1: and this poor guy's knees are in his face, and well,
Speaker 1: oh please don't tell.
Speaker 2: Me what happened. Hold on, you've got to hear this guy.
Speaker 1: Let me give me one second here. Let's see if
Speaker 1: I can get the blue screen of.
Speaker 2: Death or not. Hold on, people, this could be ah.
Speaker 2: I know, it's very dramatic. Pause and while he's doing that,
Speaker 2: I'll stall with it. It's Hurricane Milton already taking out
Speaker 2: our internet. Somebody texted our hurricanes afraid to hit during
Speaker 2: the day, always hit at night. No kidding, You're absolutely right.
Speaker 2: It is the worst time today.
Speaker 4: I cannot see it in the big seat, very small place,
Speaker 4: you know, soden.
Speaker 2: He hitting me like that, You're well, okay, you hit
Speaker 2: me out of left field at that.
Speaker 4: I cannot see it in the big seat, ready mold place,
Speaker 4: you knowdy hitting me like dead perre hit me like what.
Speaker 1: You cannot sit in the bag seat, you cannot fit
Speaker 1: a small place that he hit me in the head.
Speaker 2: Does he have a shiner?
Speaker 1: He the driver punched him in the back of the head.
Speaker 1: They got out of the car and started arguing. In
Speaker 1: the watch the video, I am going.
Speaker 4: I cannot see it in the big seat, ready smold place,
Speaker 4: you know, Toddy hitting me like dead peer.
Speaker 2: You don't. We've said it. You don't mess with women,
Speaker 2: you don't mess with kids, you don't mess with old people.
Speaker 2: And now we all learn together there that you do
Speaker 2: not mess with an old person's Vanna sausage. Thank you,
Speaker 2: Taco Jay r R.