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<v Speaker 1>No One with Linchintago on Orlando's rock station one on

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<v Speaker 2>Three songs from Slipknot. Somebody who votes is going to

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<v Speaker 2>win Creed tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Sow, that's going to work, and we'll play back the

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<v Speaker 1>song with the most votes at nine. On a serious

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<v Speaker 1>note before we get into idiotology, as if the autology

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<v Speaker 1>is in serious enough. Hurricane Milton is now a Category

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<v Speaker 1>three storm with maximum sustained winds of one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty miles per hour. Some further strengthening is expected as

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<v Speaker 1>we go through the day, possibly getting up to a

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<v Speaker 1>category four, and then if the forecast holds, it will

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<v Speaker 1>back down to a three prior to making landfall somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>on the west coast of Florida late Wednesday into Thursday

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<v Speaker 1>and then crossing the state as a category one. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the cast right now. Where exactly will be landfall?

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<v Speaker 2>No idea.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got you know a cone that is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>probably three hundred miles from top to bottom. Any place

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<v Speaker 1>within that but rest assured, if you are locally listening

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<v Speaker 1>here in Central Florida, you're going to be affected by

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<v Speaker 1>this in some way, shape or form.

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<v Speaker 2>And don't forget if you lose your power, you can

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<v Speaker 1>Make sure you have that on your smart devices.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, just download iHeartRadio app. It's very simple. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a good, damn good app.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a headline of the week that we can

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<v Speaker 1>start with this morning, if you'd like, Tacobama. I know

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<v Speaker 1>how much you get a kick out of these. You

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<v Speaker 1>see me jump to attention. I did you have an

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<v Speaker 1>entire Excel spreadsheet devoted to these? Well, you turn, you

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<v Speaker 1>take your hand transcribed notes and then put them in

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<v Speaker 1>the spreadsheet for the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I have to take notes of everything we talk about,

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<v Speaker 2>everything we talk about on the show in k You know,

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<v Speaker 2>the boss doesn't need a raising of fire.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm back and use our own words against us. It's

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<v Speaker 1>weird how it works like that.

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<v Speaker 2>But anyway, God, if you could read these things and

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<v Speaker 2>the stuff that I type in there too, because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just balls out with it, you know, I mean, our

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<v Speaker 2>show's pretty ballsy. Well everything's written. Sometimes I look at

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<v Speaker 2>him Pat and think, oh my god, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>it just wrote that. Right anyway, all right, headed on

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<v Speaker 2>the week. I'm ready, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Stolen Vienna sausages lead to nursing home resident being stabbed.

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<v Speaker 2>Stolen Vienna sausages lead to got it this in Georgia.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the last time that we had Vienna sausages.

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<v Speaker 2>Was aheadline a week as well, because it was a

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<v Speaker 2>toddler living off of mountain dew red and Vienna sausages.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, code read about that, Yeah, this said a nursing

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<v Speaker 1>home in Georgia. Police were called to a nursing home

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<v Speaker 1>when they found that a man had been stabbed in

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<v Speaker 1>the chest. During the argument, one man pulled out a

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<v Speaker 1>knife and stabbed the other in the chest. It's unclear

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<v Speaker 1>if the man who was stabbed was the one who

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<v Speaker 1>lost the sausages or not. The injured resident was taken

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<v Speaker 1>to the hospital. Further information about his condition not available

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<v Speaker 1>right now. The other resident, whose identity hasn't been released,

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested and charged with aggravated assault in possession of

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<v Speaker 1>a knife. During the commission of the Vienna sausage crime.

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<v Speaker 2>You realize that stealing in nursing homes is a big thing,

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<v Speaker 2>not a big thing. I don't want to give nursing

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<v Speaker 2>homes a bad name people that work there. God bless

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<v Speaker 2>you for what you do. But I know when my

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<v Speaker 2>ol Mah was in as an assisted living right, yea,

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<v Speaker 2>all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>She steals from me, all the time. She stole my

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<v Speaker 3>cell phone, Barbara, But she's pat You think that sounded loud,

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<v Speaker 3>think of how loud it must have really been. So

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<v Speaker 3>the whole hospital here is a bitching about or heard

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<v Speaker 3>her rest in peace about stealing.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus, Bob is also scarred from childhood when he worked

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<v Speaker 1>in a nursing home for an afternoon and chrazed resident

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<v Speaker 1>came after him for ice cream.

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<v Speaker 2>It was nuts. I was there more than an afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>That was you and the restaurant business.

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<v Speaker 1>No, that wasn't an afternoon, that was twenty minutes in

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<v Speaker 1>the morning even there, I was doing it five on

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<v Speaker 1>a Saturday morning, and they put me to work and

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<v Speaker 1>didn't bother to show me how to operate any of

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<v Speaker 1>the machinery. And then they started yelling at me because

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<v Speaker 1>there were no clean dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>And I said, well, you don't realize the lack of

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<v Speaker 2>patience I have. I'm out.

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<v Speaker 1>No, Well, I didn't even say that. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to wash them yourself. And then I got to step in.

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<v Speaker 2>Mine was I made it four days and they wanted

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<v Speaker 2>me to dump the five hundred pound garbage can alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep in mind I was in high school. I was

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<v Speaker 2>about five foot.

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<v Speaker 1>Five, eighty five pounds.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, and he was all man though I went off.

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<v Speaker 2>I went off on the ball in front of the

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<v Speaker 2>border directors, the whole director's meeting.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the lady who wanted the ice cream?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? With that, that was just haunting.

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<v Speaker 1>I wan's blame.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm, like Jesus, just a high school kid.

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<v Speaker 1>See where the Vienna sausage is. Probably were serious hot

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<v Speaker 1>commodity there.

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<v Speaker 2>Think of the cell phone that my Oma was accusing of, which,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, we found right of course, of course, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>this is my Omah who made it to one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>the almost made it to one hundred and four years old.

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<v Speaker 2>And when the island lady from the Islands was walking

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<v Speaker 2>out my ohma, it said, uh, trying to whisper with

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<v Speaker 2>no hearing aids in.

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<v Speaker 3>They all have such fat glasses.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, oh my.

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<v Speaker 3>What.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'll refrain from telling Maya.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, don't know. Yeah that the more the more,

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<v Speaker 2>the older they get, the more that they get loose lip.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and just let it ride that. I've told that

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<v Speaker 1>as many times as I have and got away with it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll leave it at that, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Nor Alfaula is the thirty old woman who is al

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<v Speaker 1>Pacino's girlfriend and recently gave birth to Alf's child. That

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<v Speaker 1>whole whole deal, people, is eighty four too old to

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<v Speaker 1>become a father?

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<v Speaker 2>That whole Yeah, remember the whole thing. And then and

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<v Speaker 2>then you said she's in the news with guess who

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<v Speaker 2>did dave girl get her? No? Nono good cat? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god. Okay, I just now that would have been

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<v Speaker 2>something because he's a good dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Nor Nor was spotted leaving the Chateau Marmont Hotel in

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<v Speaker 1>LA this weekend with sixty eight year old Bill Maher.

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<v Speaker 2>In a car together.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how's al taking this?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what he said what he said yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I know al Pacina. I know it was just a movie.

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<v Speaker 1>He's probably like, taker, Bill take would you like this

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<v Speaker 1>kid too?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Look, we got a long. No, but I know

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<v Speaker 2>the scarface is just a movie, but I'm still a

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<v Speaker 2>little concerned for my life.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're Bill Maher, then there's this, and I have

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<v Speaker 1>video of this. I just know when you go to

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<v Speaker 1>get to the video, it's one of those YouTube age

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<v Speaker 1>restricted things, so you have to sign off that.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not age restricted. Okay, yeah, because it involves violence.

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<v Speaker 1>Hoober driver punches an elderly passenger over a leg room

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<v Speaker 1>disputes list in Dallas, Texas. Elderly couple calls for uber.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they get into the back seat and the

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<v Speaker 1>driver's got you know, his seat all the way back,

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<v Speaker 1>and this poor guy's knees are in his face, and well,

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<v Speaker 1>oh please don't tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Me what happened. Hold on, you've got to hear this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me give me one second here. Let's see if

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<v Speaker 1>I can get the blue screen of.

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<v Speaker 2>Death or not. Hold on, people, this could be ah.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, it's very dramatic. Pause and while he's doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll stall with it. It's Hurricane Milton already taking out

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<v Speaker 2>our internet. Somebody texted our hurricanes afraid to hit during

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<v Speaker 2>the day, always hit at night. No kidding, You're absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 2>It is the worst time today.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot see it in the big seat, very small place,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, soden.

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<v Speaker 2>He hitting me like that, You're well, okay, you hit

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<v Speaker 2>me out of left field at that.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot see it in the big seat, ready mold place,

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<v Speaker 4>you knowdy hitting me like dead perre hit me like what.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot sit in the bag seat, you cannot fit

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<v Speaker 1>a small place that he hit me in the head.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he have a shiner?

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<v Speaker 1>He the driver punched him in the back of the head.

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<v Speaker 1>They got out of the car and started arguing. In

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<v Speaker 1>the watch the video, I am going.

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<v Speaker 4>I cannot see it in the big seat, ready smold place,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, Toddy hitting me like dead peer.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't. We've said it. You don't mess with women,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't mess with kids, you don't mess with old people.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we all learn together there that you do

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<v Speaker 2>not mess with an old person's Vanna sausage. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Jay r R.