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<v Speaker 2>There's a little contest going on bragging rates around this.

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<v Speaker 2>Our boss man's wants. You know, we're a hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Away from uh taking the lead, so we're counting on you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's the bottom line. Thank you, thank you. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, Uh talker, this is one of these states

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<v Speaker 1>that has no one to blame but themselves failure to

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<v Speaker 1>adopt a BWO attitude. This is what happens, garbage and

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<v Speaker 1>garbage out. We go to Lynnwood, Washington, which is uh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's west coast right jed General area of Seattle. Police say,

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<v Speaker 1>Lynnwood Police Department, we're very busy.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day at the fred Meyer grocery store, which

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<v Speaker 1>is a subsidiary of Kroger. In case you're keeping grocery

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<v Speaker 1>store statistics, uh, not owned by Chad from Nickelback.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, in case you're keeping those statistics for who

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<v Speaker 2>owns what grocer?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. The other day between officers and detectives, they responded

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<v Speaker 1>to this fred Meyer grocery store for seventeen different shoplifters

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<v Speaker 1>in one day. Wow. Yes, target just detectives say they

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<v Speaker 1>saw countless people just confidently shopping, loading up shopping carts

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<v Speaker 1>into just walking directly out of the store.

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<v Speaker 2>There's two places and two reasons scenarios that would not happen.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what they are? Yes, BWO is one of them.

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<v Speaker 2>The other one and Ozowski's family food mark. That's almost

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<v Speaker 2>the sound that's made when you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Used to tell the story real quick. The front the

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<v Speaker 1>front walk is the furthest you've make it. You'd make it,

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<v Speaker 1>you damn shoplifter, because the night stock boys that would

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<v Speaker 1>be us are laying in wait after we got done

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<v Speaker 1>throwing the truck. You get an hour or two to kill.

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<v Speaker 1>Sit there and watch the cameras, wait for the shoplifters

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<v Speaker 1>to walk and oh, there's just an elderly woman at

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<v Speaker 1>the register one. That's it. I'll go take whatever I want.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, the overnight shop, lit shop or whatever. The stock

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<v Speaker 2>crew you just rambled out so quick that cruise back.

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<v Speaker 2>They're waiting to put some beat down on what happens.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we let him get out to the front sidewalk

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<v Speaker 1>where we've arranged the carts for the h they're off

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<v Speaker 1>the floor inside, so the floor cleaning crew can you know,

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<v Speaker 1>polish the floors. And we four people.

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<v Speaker 2>Now at two two have asked you here shopping card doors.

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<v Speaker 1>So grab the shoplifter in question in a neck hold

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<v Speaker 1>and then rake his forehead across the top of the

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<v Speaker 1>park shopping carts, which makes the sound of what I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard that last part. That's that's a new enhancement.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm still dodging the spit particles that were

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<v Speaker 2>coming across the board.

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<v Speaker 1>Then the Lake Park police would show up.

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<v Speaker 2>And uh, job boys, I couldn't see a thing pretty much.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you show me that technique one more time? Give

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<v Speaker 1>it to me? Well done, boss off, So you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>let him do this again. Shouldn't have been crushing those rabbis. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, if you had BWO, which is my armed

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<v Speaker 2>guard at your front of your store that you pay

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<v Speaker 2>for and their certified license, uh, they take them out

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<v Speaker 2>of the kneecaps with a with a machine gun, rendering

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<v Speaker 2>you to the chair. Yeah, the wheelchair, which we are

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<v Speaker 2>promptly stick a BWO bumper sticker.

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<v Speaker 1>On, and you would serve as an example of what

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<v Speaker 1>happens when you shoplifted said store. Should I put more

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<v Speaker 1>of those up front? There's none there. There's still a

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<v Speaker 1>hot commodity, So I.

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<v Speaker 2>Got the boss has Oh, I can try to find

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<v Speaker 2>some pro office all right.

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<v Speaker 1>If you can't get by here, we will get us

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<v Speaker 1>a self address stamped envelope will mail to you directly

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant China enjoying some success with its new zero

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<v Speaker 1>calorie snack item. They take a bamboo skewer and cover

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<v Speaker 1>it with the seasoning made of a mix of spices,

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<v Speaker 1>chili and spring onions. Pretty cool. Then they sell the

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<v Speaker 1>spicy bamboo skewers and a package of fifty for the

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<v Speaker 1>low price of about a buck forty. In case you're wondering, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't eat the skewers. You just suck on them.

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<v Speaker 1>This is like the old cinnamon toothpick type deal. You're

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<v Speaker 1>the ones you'd sell at school.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you guys, are you a little slow to the game,

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<v Speaker 2>but hey, they're making money out it right.

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<v Speaker 1>Suck on the spicy stick.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, poor panda gets in touch with that thing though,

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<v Speaker 2>that could be treacherous. You know, people get done with

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<v Speaker 2>their little bamboo shoots and just toss them on the

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<v Speaker 2>ground like a sigmaut back in the seventies, right. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know when they stop tossing sigmas, but thank you,

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<v Speaker 2>please stop if you are.

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<v Speaker 1>For that person.

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<v Speaker 2>When you were driving and you'd pull up to a

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<v Speaker 2>corner at like, you know, four thirty six and a

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<v Speaker 2>loma or the big corner at fifty at four to

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<v Speaker 2>thirty six and you'd look at the median and somebody

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<v Speaker 2>had dumped their.

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<v Speaker 1>Entire ash tray dirty. I still see that on occasion

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<v Speaker 1>in a parking lot, and I just I know, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>who does this? Who does this? It's and if it's you,

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<v Speaker 1>stop stop. I watched somebody flick a song with a

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<v Speaker 1>hard g. Yeah, that that means wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Go. I watched somebody flick a sig the other shade

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<v Speaker 2>almost hit my windshield.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking thinking, was.

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<v Speaker 2>I too close to that guy in the center lane

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<v Speaker 2>when he's in the right ling.

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<v Speaker 1>No, did I do anything? He just wasn't paying attention,

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<v Speaker 1>just flicked a sick And I guess we don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if you smoke to care less smoke on. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I could just clean up after yourself, man, some common courtesy.

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<v Speaker 1>A North Dakota mayor's attempt at romance has led to

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<v Speaker 1>an investigation that ended up with him resigning from his position.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom Ross was, up until this past Tuesday, the mayor

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<v Speaker 1>of MI, not North Dakota. What did Tom do? I

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<v Speaker 1>bet that's a town of like forty eight Anyway, Tom

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally texted a video of himself masturbating during his lunch

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<v Speaker 1>break to a female city attorney and thought that was

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea. How note the keyword accidentally Yeah, claims

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<v Speaker 1>it was an accidental. Texas City attorney Stephanie Stallheim had

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<v Speaker 1>spent his lunch break on the day in question recording

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<v Speaker 1>a video pleasuring himself.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wrong about population. I correct myself. It was

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<v Speaker 2>not forty nine people, Pat, it's forty seven thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>P Yeah, yeah, He says. The video was meant for

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<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend, not the city. What was her name? Her

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<v Speaker 1>name was Stephanie Stallheim? God, why does she have to

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<v Speaker 1>have a hard one to type in? Oh, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to see if she's I know what truth? Wait, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that last name? S? S T A L H E.

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<v Speaker 1>I M it's oh easy E. I am boys, he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to see if this is I can't take a joke.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I see the mayor.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah yeah, if you see the mayor's picture, which which

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<v Speaker 2>one in the pictures?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that the mayor is.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at that way to go Tom, Look at Tom

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<v Speaker 2>the creep spend his one sh hour doing that? The

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<v Speaker 2>tax player player dollars are going to that old Tommy boy,

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<v Speaker 2>And I guess taxpayer dollars bought that Kleenex. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>find those stuff? And he picture, yeah, the split pick

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<v Speaker 2>kind of young attorney. Good for her, see you see her? Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not what I was thinking. Not me at all,

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<v Speaker 2>not at all, not me either.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just end my thought there.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she's a Mohole native, whatever the hell that is.

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<v Speaker 2>She has a U n d Law degree. He probably

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<v Speaker 1>cornered and chased by three three wild turkeys. Way wow,

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<v Speaker 1>they were having none of it on their turf. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>does mace work on turkeys?

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<v Speaker 2>It has to, I don't know. Didn't male people still

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<v Speaker 2>carry mace? Right, I would hope. So he's got a

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<v Speaker 2>pit bulls out there, man, just pinting on the pits.

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