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Speaker 2: Our boss man's wants. You know, we're a hair.
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Speaker 1: That's that's the bottom line. Thank you, thank you. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, Uh talker, this is one of these states
Speaker 1: that has no one to blame but themselves failure to
Speaker 1: adopt a BWO attitude. This is what happens, garbage and
Speaker 1: garbage out. We go to Lynnwood, Washington, which is uh,
Speaker 1: that's west coast right jed General area of Seattle. Police say,
Speaker 1: Lynnwood Police Department, we're very busy.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: The other day at the fred Meyer grocery store, which
Speaker 1: is a subsidiary of Kroger. In case you're keeping grocery
Speaker 1: store statistics, uh, not owned by Chad from Nickelback.
Speaker 2: No, No, in case you're keeping those statistics for who
Speaker 2: owns what grocer?
Speaker 1: Uh. The other day between officers and detectives, they responded
Speaker 1: to this fred Meyer grocery store for seventeen different shoplifters
Speaker 1: in one day. Wow. Yes, target just detectives say they
Speaker 1: saw countless people just confidently shopping, loading up shopping carts
Speaker 1: into just walking directly out of the store.
Speaker 2: There's two places and two reasons scenarios that would not happen.
Speaker 2: You know what they are? Yes, BWO is one of them.
Speaker 2: The other one and Ozowski's family food mark. That's almost
Speaker 2: the sound that's made when you guys.
Speaker 1: Used to tell the story real quick. The front the
Speaker 1: front walk is the furthest you've make it. You'd make it,
Speaker 1: you damn shoplifter, because the night stock boys that would
Speaker 1: be us are laying in wait after we got done
Speaker 1: throwing the truck. You get an hour or two to kill.
Speaker 1: Sit there and watch the cameras, wait for the shoplifters
Speaker 1: to walk and oh, there's just an elderly woman at
Speaker 1: the register one. That's it. I'll go take whatever I want.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the overnight shop, lit shop or whatever. The stock
Speaker 2: crew you just rambled out so quick that cruise back.
Speaker 2: They're waiting to put some beat down on what happens.
Speaker 1: Then we let him get out to the front sidewalk
Speaker 1: where we've arranged the carts for the h they're off
Speaker 1: the floor inside, so the floor cleaning crew can you know,
Speaker 1: polish the floors. And we four people.
Speaker 2: Now at two two have asked you here shopping card doors.
Speaker 1: So grab the shoplifter in question in a neck hold
Speaker 1: and then rake his forehead across the top of the
Speaker 1: park shopping carts, which makes the sound of what I
Speaker 1: haven't heard that last part. That's that's a new enhancement.
Speaker 2: And then I'm still dodging the spit particles that were
Speaker 2: coming across the board.
Speaker 1: Then the Lake Park police would show up.
Speaker 2: And uh, job boys, I couldn't see a thing pretty much.
Speaker 1: Could you show me that technique one more time? Give
Speaker 1: it to me? Well done, boss off, So you're gonna
Speaker 1: let him do this again. Shouldn't have been crushing those rabbis. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, if you had BWO, which is my armed
Speaker 2: guard at your front of your store that you pay
Speaker 2: for and their certified license, uh, they take them out
Speaker 2: of the kneecaps with a with a machine gun, rendering
Speaker 2: you to the chair. Yeah, the wheelchair, which we are
Speaker 2: promptly stick a BWO bumper sticker.
Speaker 1: On, and you would serve as an example of what
Speaker 1: happens when you shoplifted said store. Should I put more
Speaker 1: of those up front? There's none there. There's still a
Speaker 1: hot commodity, So I.
Speaker 2: Got the boss has Oh, I can try to find
Speaker 2: some pro office all right.
Speaker 1: If you can't get by here, we will get us
Speaker 1: a self address stamped envelope will mail to you directly
Speaker 1: a restaurant China enjoying some success with its new zero
Speaker 1: calorie snack item. They take a bamboo skewer and cover
Speaker 1: it with the seasoning made of a mix of spices,
Speaker 1: chili and spring onions. Pretty cool. Then they sell the
Speaker 1: spicy bamboo skewers and a package of fifty for the
Speaker 1: low price of about a buck forty. In case you're wondering, No,
Speaker 1: you don't eat the skewers. You just suck on them.
Speaker 1: This is like the old cinnamon toothpick type deal. You're
Speaker 1: the ones you'd sell at school.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys, are you a little slow to the game,
Speaker 2: but hey, they're making money out it right.
Speaker 1: Suck on the spicy stick.
Speaker 2: Oh, poor panda gets in touch with that thing though,
Speaker 2: that could be treacherous. You know, people get done with
Speaker 2: their little bamboo shoots and just toss them on the
Speaker 2: ground like a sigmaut back in the seventies, right. I
Speaker 2: don't know when they stop tossing sigmas, but thank you,
Speaker 2: please stop if you are.
Speaker 1: For that person.
Speaker 2: When you were driving and you'd pull up to a
Speaker 2: corner at like, you know, four thirty six and a
Speaker 2: loma or the big corner at fifty at four to
Speaker 2: thirty six and you'd look at the median and somebody
Speaker 2: had dumped their.
Speaker 1: Entire ash tray dirty. I still see that on occasion
Speaker 1: in a parking lot, and I just I know, I'm like,
Speaker 1: who does this? Who does this? It's and if it's you,
Speaker 1: stop stop. I watched somebody flick a song with a
Speaker 1: hard g. Yeah, that that means wrong.
Speaker 2: Go. I watched somebody flick a sig the other shade
Speaker 2: almost hit my windshield.
Speaker 1: I'm looking thinking, was.
Speaker 2: I too close to that guy in the center lane
Speaker 2: when he's in the right ling.
Speaker 1: No, did I do anything? He just wasn't paying attention,
Speaker 1: just flicked a sick And I guess we don't care
Speaker 1: if you smoke to care less smoke on. I wish
Speaker 1: I could just clean up after yourself, man, some common courtesy.
Speaker 1: A North Dakota mayor's attempt at romance has led to
Speaker 1: an investigation that ended up with him resigning from his position.
Speaker 1: Tom Ross was, up until this past Tuesday, the mayor
Speaker 1: of MI, not North Dakota. What did Tom do? I
Speaker 1: bet that's a town of like forty eight Anyway, Tom
Speaker 1: accidentally texted a video of himself masturbating during his lunch
Speaker 1: break to a female city attorney and thought that was
Speaker 1: a good idea. How note the keyword accidentally Yeah, claims
Speaker 1: it was an accidental. Texas City attorney Stephanie Stallheim had
Speaker 1: spent his lunch break on the day in question recording
Speaker 1: a video pleasuring himself.
Speaker 2: I was wrong about population. I correct myself. It was
Speaker 2: not forty nine people, Pat, it's forty seven thousand.
Speaker 1: P Yeah, yeah, He says. The video was meant for
Speaker 1: his girlfriend, not the city. What was her name? Her
Speaker 1: name was Stephanie Stallheim? God, why does she have to
Speaker 1: have a hard one to type in? Oh, you want
Speaker 1: to see if she's I know what truth? Wait, sir,
Speaker 1: what's that last name? S? S T A L H E.
Speaker 1: I M it's oh easy E. I am boys, he
Speaker 1: wants to see if this is I can't take a joke.
Speaker 1: I think I see the mayor.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, if you see the mayor's picture, which which
Speaker 2: one in the pictures?
Speaker 1: Do you think that the mayor is.
Speaker 2: Look at that way to go Tom, Look at Tom
Speaker 2: the creep spend his one sh hour doing that? The
Speaker 2: tax player player dollars are going to that old Tommy boy,
Speaker 2: And I guess taxpayer dollars bought that Kleenex. Did you
Speaker 2: find those stuff? And he picture, yeah, the split pick
Speaker 2: kind of young attorney. Good for her, see you see her? Right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not what I was thinking. Not me at all,
Speaker 2: not at all, not me either.
Speaker 1: I'll just end my thought there.
Speaker 2: I think she's a Mohole native, whatever the hell that is.
Speaker 2: She has a U n d Law degree. He probably
Speaker 2: thought it was a U N D E R W
Speaker 2: A R E.
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Speaker 1: Massachusetts mailman met his match this week when he was
Speaker 1: cornered and chased by three three wild turkeys. Way wow,
Speaker 1: they were having none of it on their turf. I mean,
Speaker 1: does mace work on turkeys?
Speaker 2: It has to, I don't know. Didn't male people still
Speaker 2: carry mace? Right, I would hope. So he's got a
Speaker 2: pit bulls out there, man, just pinting on the pits.
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