Speaker 1: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,
mixing some vodka.
Speaker 2: Call it a podcast from the Mac of All Trade
Studio in Fairport and driven by Victor Chrysler Dots jeep Ram.
Speaker 1: It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast. Well, hello and welcome.
Speaker 3: Thank you for getting your pot on. Thank you for
telling a friend. That's how we spread the word about
the pirate ship. You can comment, well, get to your comments.
You can call. Oh I should put that phone number up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get out of all these things, all.
Speaker 1: These technical difficulties. I'm back, baby. If we were having
some technical difficulties, how was everybody out there in podcast land? Oh?
Good to be back.
Speaker 2: I think most people are excited. I already got word
of your beard. You did, yes, yes, I thought someone
was making a gay raference a value.
Speaker 1: But then I went and I looked.
Speaker 4: They go, well, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Know a beard. A beard. It's no shave November. Yes,
it is weird and.
Speaker 2: Well men and men's cancer is primarily prostate colon colon cancer.
Speaker 4: So when I look at your face, I think of assholes.
Speaker 1: Okay, my mud whistles that the mud whistle with a
beard is he's just been waiting two weeks and you
got little notes. No, I have no notes to get
the grindery.
Speaker 4: What do you get the grinder?
Speaker 2: Somebody, somebody sent me jokes just to land boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, fire away.
Speaker 4: You want me to give you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why Now, let's start off with a bang. Oh speaking
of a bang.
Speaker 4: Let's see. Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Doug's so fat after sex. He smokes turkey. He
smokes turkey, smokes a turkey. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the best one out of righty, that
was my favorite one. I'm so fat when I get
my shoes shine. I gotta take the guys word for
it that.
Speaker 2: I like the beard. It looks good and I think
it's for a nice cause. Yeah, I think.
Speaker 1: I haven't grown it in about ten years, and it'll
take about ten two months to go.
Speaker 4: So when did you start growing?
Speaker 1: It's November one. It was a Friday day after Halloween
this year. So all right.
Speaker 2: I hear something that I've noticed, and we've heard this
a lot lately, and I did read something that could
the Y chromosome give men or X y women or
XX chromosome? Could the Y chromosome, which by the way,
only makes up four percent of your body, that four
percent is the difference between men and women, Yeah, Jenners.
So they're saying it could go away, and we keep
I keep reading things about testosterone levels have dropped and
blah blah blah blah. The patchy beards that guys have,
like they can't.
Speaker 1: Grow a full that's just the way God made. Just
some guys I know can grow. They look like a
werewolf in a week. Yeah, they look like a werewolf.
I had a friend like and some people just can't
grow them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I always I always had a testa.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not a I don't know if you knew this
or not, Doug. I'm not a scientist or a doctor.
Speaker 1: I did not know that when you go seven years
of college for weed.
Speaker 4: No, for my fraternity.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's what it was. Now look at your big
thick push your hair, bushy hair. So and I am
obviously balding a little bit. The roof has fallen apart,
and you're just got you don't die your hair, obviously, no,
and you're fifty three, yes, okay, so it's just genetics,
that's right, baby, Yeah, you know what that is? What
luck good from your grandfather?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. My kid stands behind
me and goes, that's not a crown back there you're going.
Speaker 1: You're going your kids all have hair same as you.
Speaker 2: Hush, yeah, yeah, yeah's got thick, thick head of hair. Actually, yes,
except Jamison's got a thinner hair like his mom.
Speaker 1: Now, what traits do you get from your father and
your mother? The hair is from your father, your grandfather,
don't no, you remember that?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They always said if your maternal grant, if your maternal grandfather,
so your mom's dad, if that I thought that was
the story. I don't know that that holds true or not.
Speaker 1: I really don't.
Speaker 2: Maybe height skips a year. Height could skip. I mean, look,
I got kids who are six foot seven. I'm not,
but my wife's uncle, my wife's dad not, he's shorter
than I am. Her uncle is like six ' six.
She has a cousin who's six ' nine. You know,
all those guys are like I think the smallest.
Speaker 1: Guy six five seven with a hard on he wow you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even taller if I just balance on this one leg.
Speaker 1: Ladies.
Speaker 2: Ah so uh yeah, I don't know where it comes from.
I don't you know, again, scientist, not a genealogist either.
I don't like a genealogist. No, not a genealogist. A
person who studies the genies. Yeah, no, yes, genies. If
we're back in the bottle after your wishes, that's what a
genialysis that you didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't run around.
Speaker 2: They try to get it.
Speaker 4: Back in after your three wishes.
Speaker 1: What was it? Class I took in college study the
history of people? I can't remember the history of people. Yeah.
It was called uhh yeah, I don't think I think
it failed that class.
Speaker 4: It was called mankind.
Speaker 1: I can't remember the answers.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, what do you got ancestry? Yes, yes, okay, one?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Anthropology? That was yes, I took anthropology. Yeah, yeah, it's
a great class.
Speaker 4: A lot of terms in there, a lot of terms.
Most people failed the mid term.
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 4: I had a way of studying.
Speaker 1: Well you cap you off?
Speaker 4: Somebody's no, I did not.
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 4: How dare you?
Speaker 2: How dare you? Under asked to meet me in my
academic prowess.
Speaker 1: There was a class meteorology uh Wagner College, and we
all sat within a chair of each other for tests
and we just passed all the and everybody got to see.
And I never went to class. Everybody got to see.
Speaker 2: I don't have a problem with I sometimes think collaboration,
working together. When you get out in the real world,
it's not all on you. Do you understand I'm saying
most people are part of a team of something. Yes,
if you're working on a project, you're part of a team.
So I think collaboration. Sometimes you can learn something that
you know appear says it to you. Job on hand,
one man, that's all right, speaking mineoralogy. I did see
that with the lake, Ontario is currently the warmest it's
been in thirty years, okay, nineteen ninety five. I'm not
making any correlation to anything other than if the cold
weather comes across it, we could get some big lake
effects snow. If you get cold air over the warm
lake and eries warm as well, will they cool down more?
Speaker 4: Probably?
Speaker 1: Probably?
Speaker 2: Could it happened? I have no freaking idea. But we
haven't hand mess with mother nature. But we've had pretty
mild winters lately. Yes, how much does that affect.
Speaker 4: Because I'll tell you uber.
Speaker 1: Driving, Oh a lot, it does?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because people are not or does it sometimes pick
up for you?
Speaker 1: Because when it will need to get to when when
it snows. Yeah, there's a there's a you're you're digging
because a lot of people don't like to drive in
the snow exactly, And there's a lot of accidents now.
Probably about ten years ago, friend of mine had a
friend there was a meteorologist. He said, we're gonna have
mild winners for the next ten years. It's going to
be pacing down now tomorrow because of the jet stream
or something they predicted or they could see the trends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it is usually trends that is true.
Speaker 1: And another friend of mine he believes in global warming.
Was it eighty one a few couple of weeks ago, Yes,
And I'm like, it happens. You can't we we've only
been keeping records for the past one hundred and fifty years.
I don't know how long they've be keeping nineteen fifty
it was eighty one on the same day years that
I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: On the lake.
Speaker 2: It's a drop in the bucket in terms of record, right,
if they've only been recording that for thirty years two,
we don't have enough to ab to trend off of.
So I don't know. I always think of it this way.
I'm not sure about global warming. I'm really kind of
iffy on it. If you feel better like you're doing
your part by driving an electric car, God bless you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying, because I'm not sure
about it, Because of exactly.
Speaker 1: What you're saying. That you drive to Dansville, Yeah, you'll
be shaking your head. It's so much earth out there. Yes,
that we're throwing a bb gun in a tank. Well,
now I'm sorry, We're.
Speaker 2: Not the ones making the biggest price.
Speaker 1: It's it's a China.
Speaker 2: My sister lived in Singapore for a while. You had
to wear a mask to walk outside because there.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're doing anything to out the clout.
And if you see those beaches, the garbage, I mean,
it's just splashing up on waves. That's discussing, and that's
terrible for.
Speaker 2: The sure it is like, let's be a good steward
of the planet.
Speaker 4: You understand it, you know, I mean're.
Speaker 1: The one most populated over there. They should be cleaning.
Speaker 2: Yes, a billion people and there's no EPA and there's
no whatever. But I asked this also a bartender.
Speaker 1: Some of them do.
Speaker 2: And I know most people stay off the roads when
we get big snowstorms, but there's sometimes when if you
can get to a bar, if one's close, if you
can jump on a snowmobile, it's some of the best
times you'll have if the bar opens.
Speaker 1: Gosh, I've seen one, and that's when I worked at
wind Jammers, probably fifteen years ago.
Speaker 2: A snowmobile, yes, but do people usually sometimes come out anyway?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, drinking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't they It's like, yeah, not like they.
Speaker 1: Used to, but and it's more people with with trucks
for four wheel drive. I've been upstate near turning Stone,
Brandingham and the Pine Tree in which a lot of
the snowmobiles are No, they have all their trails and
they just go for miles and stop at bar now
that they're shift faced, but you know some of them
are snow blind.
Speaker 2: Yeah drawn kunos All right, Well, I I was just
worious about that because I saw this today and I
go sometimes going to a bar and hanging out when
it's snowing. I saw people like you almost wanted to
go just to prove you could.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I'm saying, right, Like.
Speaker 2: There are certain bar like Thirsties is one. They're they're open.
They open up the right in the village.
Speaker 4: You just drive. I could see people going there, didn't.
Speaker 1: They take snowmobiles there?
Speaker 2: But people take a snowmobile anywhere if it's if it's
snowing en off but I have not seen it.
Speaker 4: It's not. It's not a destiny.
Speaker 1: They're not. They're not a lot on the roads, are they.
Speaker 4: I don't believe so.
Speaker 1: No, but in certain counties I think they depending on
where you are, Yeah, sure that's true.
Speaker 2: Now back to the City of Rochester. Question for you
as an uber driver, do you ever worry about being robbed?
As an uber driver there's no cash. I would think
there's no.
Speaker 1: Cash or cash. I think if you worry about it,
you might as well find another career.
Speaker 2: Because somebody I did see where Hudson Avenue two people
were delivering food. I don't know if they were doing
it for one of the grub Hub Yeah, I could
have been. Uh when two men with guns approached them
and demanded their money and personal property, and I go,
what are you getting off of delivery? I got what
the are you getting out of them?
Speaker 1: And you're hurting an industry? Yes?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yeah, for nothing, for for absolutely nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's terrible, it's frustrating. It's the Uh, I don't
see that in my bubble. Well it what, Yes, you don't.
I mean Hocals closed twenty one three prisons since she's
been governor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're trying to privatize some of the prisons. I
know that.
Speaker 1: Well, let's not put anybody in prison that doesn't need
to be. I mean, yeah, they're misguided. Yeah, anxiety's problem,
and you know, you know, I don't know how that
society's problem anymore. I think it's bad parenting, no parenting, it.
Speaker 2: Could be or no parenting. That's always a problem. It's
not in your bubble. Everybody's married in Fairport.
Speaker 1: They're not. I'm not. That's one.
Speaker 2: And I got another buddy who's not. Okay, I got
a couple other buddies who aren't. And I got some
who have recycled. I call it recycling when you.
Speaker 1: I think in Fairport, if you get divorced, you have
like three years to get remarried or you have to move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you didn't know that was the variance. They
just voted the last selection.
Speaker 1: It's new in the USA, hasn't blown up since last Tuesday.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know it's gonna you know, you'll be okay,
We're gonna be good.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. Fact the best podcast on the planet. Awesome.
Speaker 2: There is so many ways now to to to get
to people, like you know, like to get back at
people and revenge and things like if somebody, if you
could find to like doxing is putting out somebody's information
online and I was just I was reading earlier today,
like the quarterback for the Georgia Bulldogs they're playing the
Tennessee Volunteers this weekend, and somebody got his personal fell
phone number and put it out online.
Speaker 1: Oh really, that's just it's just blown up.
Speaker 2: I just laughed because like, you can't control you can
turn on it is frustrating, but I go, how deep
do they?
Speaker 1: It's a football game, right, exactly?
Speaker 4: Football game.
Speaker 1: And not only that, I think as you get older,
you think of your consequence is more. Oh yeah, you
think about it if you're putting his cell phone number
on the internet and everybody's giving what if his mother's
trying to call him for an emergency or family member
can't get through?
Speaker 2: Because why do you have to throw a wet blanket
on it, Doug what hey, all it was was a
prank man, It was just a prank.
Speaker 4: Yes, I understand exactly what you're saying. I know exactly
what you're saying.
Speaker 1: Pranks with rotary phones where they couldn't get back at.
Speaker 4: You cell phone, Those days are gone.
Speaker 1: I do not text anything that I tell you what.
I do not text anything that I think can get
back to me or screenshot and put anywhere. Now I
don't believe this, I do. Oh wait, so let's say
Dougie has.
Speaker 2: A couple of drinks in him and he gets hit up.
And let's say it's somebody posing as somebody else. Because
now what you can do is I believe there is
software that I can make it look like some chick
is texting you but it's really me.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sure there is I can go through there.
Speaker 2: So what if I I would man aiming a dome,
a locomotive.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be scary the next five years. What what's
going to happen? So?
Speaker 4: Now what if I was like, hey, Doug, he looks
great tonight. I really love the beard.
Speaker 1: Thank you so love your flavor Savor dog bar that
I saw you winn Jammers, No, I wasn't winn Jamers
as a Shamrock Jackson, but thanks for playing bye bye
you do yes?
Speaker 2: Now, what if she said I was at Shamrock Jacks.
Oh that's nice. What if she gives you the whole
details and now every question? Man, I would have so
much fun with this.
Speaker 1: Then you get the dick peck. You're like, whoa, my god, Laura,
look at this thing.
Speaker 4: Laura does like to Laura has said it? How about swatting?
Ever hear swatting?
Speaker 1: I am not all right.
Speaker 4: This is a terrible one.
Speaker 2: It happened to an older man in Irondequoit, and I
had a buddy who was on the swat team. But
it happens around the country. And what they'll do is
they'll call they'll call in uh and say, hey, I
just walked by my neighbor's house and I saw his
wife laying on the floor and he had a knife
in his hand and she had and there was a
stream of blood.
Speaker 1: So that they and people are doing this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then they surround like somebody's house, and usually
it's online gamers doing it to other online gamers, Like
there's even a way that they can go in while
you're playing a game, and if you're pissing them off,
they can find a way to turn off your Internet.
Like that would fucking freak me out. I don't so.
This guy in Irondequoit, older guy sitting watching TV. Wife's
in the kitchen, and all of a sudden, sweat team
they come up and there, sir, sir come and he
gets up and he just starts yelling at him, get
out here, get out of here, sir, come out. And
then they make this poor old guy because what they'll
do to you in the swat team is make you
walk backwards. Because most I.
Speaker 1: Have seen this in California when I lived out there,
they pulled somebody over on my street and the guns
out and I'm watching it. Take your left hand, your
right hand, your left hand out of the car, take
your right hand, open the car outside, push open the
door with your leg, take it off your seatbelt. Walk backwards,
spread eagle down on your knees.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And the reason the walk backwards is most people don't
have good balance. Not you know, they just because you
got to like really almost put your arms out to
balance yourself. You don't know where you go, You can't
see where you're going so that way, no one can
reach for a weapon if they had something.
Speaker 1: So what happened to this guy? Did they find out
who did it? Or no?
Speaker 2: They never did. They never able to trace it and
figure it out. That's terrible, It is terrible. But I mean,
I have to say that if this were around when
I was a young guy, you would have done it.
It's very possible. It is very possible that I might
have done it, right, hang on to my own dad.
I think I think I may have done it to
my own man, only because there were sometimes he would
get so mad about things and he had the most
colorful stream.
Speaker 4: I mean it was it was almost like a symphony.
Speaker 2: Of swear words that would flow oh endlessly out of
his mouth and it was fantastic. The Brooklyn would come
out of him and I would be so entertained by that.
Speaker 1: So I can just yeah, to see the costco my
dad would just have one word, Jesus, they got that jajou.
He could have made a sentence. Yeah, So that was hilarious. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I My dad had a fierarrero and I once.
Speaker 1: It was the first carry. My uncle Jent taught me
to drive sticking.
Speaker 2: Okay, this was I think this was an automatic. Oh no, no, no, no, no,
you're probably right. I think this was a standard Yeah,
oh yeah, yep.
Speaker 1: And he.
Speaker 2: They were out somewhere and I took it. I was
in a community college freshman year. I had a girlfriend
who was still in high school. I went up to
see some field hockey games she was in. Came flying home,
went around this turn and there was a giant, huge
construction barrel with the light on top, and I clipped
it and then I don't think they were exactly plastic
back then, but I had.
Speaker 4: I had hit it with the side view.
Speaker 2: Mirror on the passenger side, and I went to swerve
and the edge of the metal can hit the passenger window.
Speaker 4: And it shattered in. So now I'm like, fuck, what
am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: So I ate up a story said I got some
kids were shooting bebies. I saw him run into the
woods and he cann't go after him death.
Speaker 2: So my father goes got to call the cops. So
the cops come out. They're sifting through and they're.
Speaker 4: Looking at me like I'm crazy.
Speaker 1: Did you ever come clean?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, right now, yeah, right now? She called your dad?
Why now you make me, call my I'm throwing a
I'm throwing a card down. I'm throwing a.
Speaker 4: Yeah, your dad's cool with that ship. My dad hates
this thuff.
Speaker 1: He does.
Speaker 2: Yes, he always used to say to me, you know
what I do when people talk in the radio. I
pushed the button. That was the that was love in
my life. That was the love like this in my life.
Speaker 1: You know what I do?
Speaker 2: What I pushed them?
Speaker 1: David Letterman National bore and.
Speaker 4: I loved Letterman, you know all that stuff.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, take a moment, since we're talking about this, Doug, Yes,
there is a TikTok. Then you and I have talked
about TikTok. We would be on the old I call
mine old man. TikTok Uh. There are TikTok trends. And
there's one that I showed my son today and he goes,
that is not a trend, that is full crap. But
I found news stories saying it is a trend. What
would you do if this happened in your house.
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Speaker 5: I can't please that.
Speaker 2: Every time I hear this song, it takes me back
to a graduation party in nineteen eighty seven, people eating
chicken wings and passing a joint.
Speaker 1: Who is this? I can't think of that.
Speaker 2: No, Yeah, I'm glad you don't know. I guarantee the
man you didn't like it. I'm sure you heard it. Yeah,
you're you're a worldly guy, but grateful dead.
Speaker 1: I was that was my next guy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got everything on me.
Speaker 1: Uh you deadad?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't really dead, And I used to make
fun of dead I gotta tell you. Like in the
late eighties, the dead were like the biggest thing in
my school. But I was near Woodstock. A lot of hippies,
a lot of people whose parents had either claimed to
be at Woodstock. I don't know if they were actually
they or not. You can never tell, but uh, you know,
they were growing weed and getting high, and that was.
Speaker 4: Just the way it was. It's fine, what are you
doing over there?
Speaker 1: I was asking my buddy if he knew that girl
last night at the bar, I should kill you. You
should call what I should call my buddy Lee and
have him explain this story because he was right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So there was these two girls and I met one,
and this one girl had a very very well endowed
on her upper half for but she had big boobs.
And I had a squeaker toy in my pocket and
I was drunk, and I go, it's nice to me.
Those are beautiful. Can I touch him? She goes, yeah,
I went squeaked, and I.
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, how does this go? How
does this go over.
Speaker 1: It went from she was laughing her ass off, and
then her her ex boyfriend, uh, father and children came in.
And I don't think he was too happy, but I
think he was in a bad mood. We just just met.
I introduced myself. But they weren't together.
Speaker 2: Isn't that that's weird?
Speaker 1: Like I think he went to pick her up or
pick her up well, bring her home? Yeah, I think
they were drinking when you said X her ex? Yeah,
what are they still together?
Speaker 2: In some fashion?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's a weird thing, is it not?
Speaker 1: No, not in today's world. No, you're you're you're better off,
you have kids, you think it works, and then you
break up. You're you're better just as friends and being
a couple. Oh, I understand. I see you do it
for the kids too, but you're still friend. I mean
the term baby mama, baby daddy, it's white black everything.
Speaker 2: I hear you, I hear you. But he let me
paint this scenario for you. Here's Dougie Fresh, been in
a nice relationship for a couple of years. Yeah, and
all of a sudden, this is fiction, don't worry, right,
And then all of a sudden things go south and uh,
it's a Saturday night, it's late.
Speaker 4: Boy, it's approaching twelve thirty phone rings. You look down
and it's you're my ex. Yes, and you go.
Speaker 1: Then you think, ooh maybe booty call right, and you
got hey, can you give me a ride home? And yes,
at least the two would you do that? Yes, look
at you, And I tell people I may go call
fucking uber good night, yeah boom.
Speaker 4: Not going out now for other people.
Speaker 1: Maybe I would, It depends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're a good man, don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I mean if it's if it's an
hour away, no, I mean get an uber. Yeah, unless
it's an emergency, we can't get one. We're in Pembroke
or someplace. It might not have an uber Pembroke. Well
what are you doing there? Well, maybe they're in a cancer,
maybe they're a victor. Maybe they're just the bartender. See
tomorrowing late night and it's snowing. Might not be ubers.
Speaker 4: Oh that's you know, yeah right.
Speaker 1: The biggest nut I ever had was seven years ago,
and it was Sunday night. It was coming home from
when Jay was closed up early, which we never did.
I think it was nine o'clock and I'm like, yeah,
just see what's out there, turning out thing Rochester Airport
and it was like forty fifty dollars. So the rates
went up. It was snowing, and if there's no drivers,
your rates go up as well. Damn. So I just
would drive them home, turn it off, head back towards
the airport, and then I just stayed out and it
was bonus after bonus, and I ended up making four
five dollars. Nice. And those were the Trump days. Yeah,
so you know, because people say Trump brings the snow,
and Trump bring brings the snow and the hoe he
brings a blizzard.
Speaker 2: Now are we allowed to say any I know there's
things going on personally in your life, they like renovations
and things like that.
Speaker 4: Are you talking about that to anybody?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well there's a TikTok. I was gonna
take this somewhere, but there's a TikTok trend. And my
kid tells me, this is not a TikTok trend. He goes,
this is not there are people, it's just random people. However,
I've seen it happen in different places. When I was
a kid, I think you were more mature than me.
Speaker 1: Uh, well, I don't know. I mean, you're I was
just squeezing a girl's tits last night and using this
dog squeaker to make it.
Speaker 2: I didn't say you were more mature to that. My
buddy does not want My buddy does not want to.
Speaker 1: But he said he uh, he said it was hilarious.
Speaker 2: But it sounds like it's really funny. So, uh, ding
dong ditch? Did you play as a kid a little bit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think I used to call you know what
I used to do was calling the phone and the
want heads and just talk about nothing and try to
and uh, a lot sales? You have a lot for sale? Yes,
we have what do you have a lot of know,
it's a lot, sal, I don't understand just a lot
of what? No, it's a lot. Yeah, that's what I'm reading.
I think I was at, Yeah, that's perfect. That's kids stuff.
Now you can't because id.
Speaker 4: Of course and ring cameras.
Speaker 2: So even that would you would think would put people
out of business who are doing ding Dong ditch. There
is something that is called the door kick challenge where
they run up and they kick your door like it
sounds like the police coming in He's like boom, boom,
and then they run away and they're caught on ring
doorbell and my kid goes, it's not a trend. People
don't So I typed it in to and I did
see door kick game. Did not come up door kicking trend,
but it came up door kick game.
Speaker 4: But listen to this. This is a story out of
New York.
Speaker 6: Well, it is the latest social media challenge and it
is costing home money.
Speaker 4: He says. They like to blame.
Speaker 1: They're going to call it that they see teams.
Speaker 6: Door kicking challenge and it sounds just and it is
just like it sounds. People run up to doors, kick
them as hard as they can and then they film
it for TikTok. And this afternoon police are warning against
the dangerous and costly trend. New Jersey reporter Anthony Johnson
spoke to a woman in Ease, Orange who has been
a victim of the social media challenge.
Speaker 7: This has become a growing problem which appears to be
part of a TikTok challenge showing people kicking the front
doors of random homes and running away.
Speaker 1: The pounding on the door can be care again, not
do you know who's living there. It could be an
old lady to give her a heart. What if it's
a gun owner.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, what if it's an ex
marine with PTSD, right, like seriously absolutely you know?
Speaker 1: Or or whatever? Do you remember the Knockout game? There
has been no seven years ago. I never watched videos
of that. I never got it.
Speaker 4: No, No, yes, I did see.
Speaker 1: It was terrible.
Speaker 2: I can't understand that came and went just to hurt
somebody for no for no reason. What's the where's the pleasure.
Speaker 1: In that same thing? Where's a lot of these people
just think they're going to make their million dollars off
of it, like the Hotta girl.
Speaker 4: Yeah but that was funny.
Speaker 1: But you didn't know it was going to blow up
like that either. No, but you're right.
Speaker 2: Have you got this pretty girl saying something dirty, edgy?
Speaker 1: She had no idea. She didn't go out to kick
you know what I mean? Right?
Speaker 2: And you're right. This is like when you can't force
some of these things. Here's another story from Florida. I
think this one five teenagers have five teenagers in Johnson
County after deputies say they kicked.
Speaker 1: And pounded on a person's door and simply ran away.
Speaker 8: As Fox fifty nine's Jenny Dreisler explains, it's all part
of what the Johnson County Prosecutor says is a dangerous
TikTok challenge.
Speaker 9: I spoke to numerous people who live.
Speaker 1: Here in the one guy.
Speaker 4: You got to listen to this one guy.
Speaker 1: He chased these kids.
Speaker 9: You're angry that this even happened in the first place.
Speaker 1: I would love to see Dougie Fresh twice. There's nothing
you can do.
Speaker 7: Run just a loud stud. It wasn't like kicking and banging.
It was like they tried to. I mean they kicking
the door as one solid. Just loud stud.
Speaker 9: Chuck Kyles says on February twenty seventh, around six o'clock
at night, he saw and heard five teens kicking and
banging on his neighbor's door in the Kensington Grove neighborhood
in Greenwood. He gave us this surveillance video, which he
says showed the teens walking in the neighborhood moments before
it happened.
Speaker 7: Saw my neighbor take off after him, so we kind
of cut through the houses. I followed them, and he
chased them.
Speaker 4: Do you know this cowboy got off on it.
Speaker 1: Oh you know that belt buckle's coming off. Some kids
going to be getting spanking. Oh pretzels. I was walking
in there's probably about four years ago. Wegman's twelve thirty nine,
and these four kids are this is before COVID, and
four or five kids walking by. His little short, skinny
kid gave it screeching like you could hit a high pitch.
God damn noise. Yeah, and it made me jump and
they're all laughing. And I was already in pissed off mood,
and I could have just ran after him and slammed
him into the the metal. Cards can't. But he's fourteen
years old exactly, and I want pissed off. Yeah, I
get it, but you can't because you're you know what,
if you do, then he's never gonna do that again,
and his lesson will.
Speaker 2: Be learned potentially, But then, of course that happened years ago,
his parents and his other people.
Speaker 1: Yes, now, now you let everything go because you know
they'll be offended and will be jaded for life and
traumatized and well not. But doesn't matter if they're fucking
up your day, just as long as you don't ruin theirs.
And that's the problem with America.
Speaker 2: I think that you could go, like, that's a good question.
How how do you handle something like that? You could
say to them, hey, cut the ship right right. I
know it's it's like, it's funnier, but to really hit
the kid, then here.
Speaker 4: It's just a fucking whole load of trouble.
Speaker 1: It's a whole load of trouble.
Speaker 2: And now everywhere's got fucking cameras. Yeah, and people are
walking around with a TV station in their pocket.
Speaker 1: They'll go.
Speaker 2: You could be on Facebook Live and not know it
and not know that you that you are being filmed.
But somebody had had it with the kick the door
kick challenge.
Speaker 8: Listen to this TikTok challenge that involves kicking a front
door and running away before the occupant's answer plays out
over and over again on the social media platform Teak
top challenge, but at the same time terrorizing this quiet
Vancouver Island neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is even in our country.
Speaker 8: But last Sunday May, a resident who did not want
to speak on camera, decided enough was enough. He says
he and his neighbors had repeatedly reported the incidents to police,
but but nothing was done. He set up a trip
wire with fishing line under his door. I got a
catch of my lifetime the other night. One of them
got tangled in a piece of my fishing line. Then
he shared this video.
Speaker 4: And the guy comes flying out and the.
Speaker 1: Video game, he says, an assault ensued the guy.
Speaker 8: The video and while posting the challenge, may rack up
the likes online here in the real world.
Speaker 1: To show it again that motherfucker, that kid is shipp
in his hand. Of course he is, of course he is.
Speaker 2: That's the best part. That's the funniest thing. Like you
go good, you know, and I don't want to be
that old man. I was like good because I go.
I did a lot of silly things, a lot of
silly good.
Speaker 1: That's a good yeah man, What if you got a
baby in there? Lose my mind.
Speaker 2: My favorite ever was when I was married. I lived
in a townhouse in Victor. My the bedroom the mass
Your bedroom was above the garage, so it was very big,
and it faced the front. Young girl and her mom
lived in a condo right on the on a corner.
I didn't really know many of the neighbors when I
lived there, so this girl her mom was clearly out
of town. So she has a party, and so there's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, your binoculars, that dirty old fucker. You're just like, uh,
dig it off, dig it off. Nobody's watching, you know what.
Speaker 4: I know, that's your fantasy.
Speaker 2: I'm a mature man at the time, laying next to
my wife.
Speaker 1: You didn't have binnacular and.
Speaker 4: I had a periscope.
Speaker 1: You had a periscope.
Speaker 2: He had.
Speaker 1: A telescope and the other one on the turn your crank.
Speaker 2: So all of a sudden there's like this yelling and stuff.
Speaker 1: I want to see your mud whistle.
Speaker 2: Jesus God, there are young people, Doug, I have standards.
My low's wrong with you going into there's horrible.
Speaker 1: All right, So you're looking to the curtain.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm lik in bed asleep, and all of a sudden
there's like some kind of I don't know, the windows
open or whatever, and there's fighting.
Speaker 1: And there's these guys yelling at each other and my wife.
Speaker 4: You gotta go, you gotta go see what's going on.
Speaker 1: I go the fuck I do? What am I gonna do?
All right? Everybody break it up?
Speaker 2: Half a round of a street, A nice dream. You're
fucking waking me up. So now I'm peeking out the
window and I'm seeing this one kid like yelling at
another kid and all this shit. So, uh, she's going,
you gotta go down there, you gotta break that up.
I'm like, break the break.
Speaker 1: What the fuck.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of other people live around here to
nobody's going out there, right, nobody is so here.
Speaker 1: I come all.
Speaker 4: I'm like thirty five years old at the time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down there. So I go down You
have slippers on, you put your gym shirts on, fucking
your road with your dick hanging out right.
Speaker 4: No, that did happen. One time. That did happen. I
go down one and then they showed up, and I
was just stupid.
Speaker 2: Okay, uh no, but I go down there, and I
don't remember. I think I pulled on I like sleeping
like in as close to nothing, if not nothing, as
much as possible. I usually didn't sleep in nothing when
the boys were little, because they would come running in
in the morning and jump in your bed, and you
didn't want to be on right. So they So I
went down and I remember these guys going. One of
them just kind of looked at me and jumps to
his car and just peeled off.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, because I go on, what the
fuck am I gonna do?
Speaker 2: Right, I don't care if there are seven you get
some you know, good sighed seventeen.
Speaker 4: Year old boys, and I'm half asleep.
Speaker 2: They're gonna fucking kick your ass. You gotta just, you know,
say what it is.
Speaker 4: But that was Yeah, that was it. No TikTok, Joe,
No TikTok.
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's it. So what's the story with you coming
down to the bathroom though? Oh?
Speaker 2: That was one where I I was very drunk and
I had gone home and there were some I think
it was the person.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was my I don't think I.
Speaker 2: Was married yet, but it was my wife to be
And I saw they had three It was the old
wall phone.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so with the buttons.
Speaker 2: And they had an ABC on top and I go,
I wonder what the ABC is for? And I hit
it and here nine one one? What's your emergency?
Speaker 1: Oh shit?
Speaker 4: I hang it up.
Speaker 2: Well, then little time goes by, you know, get my
swag on, swing on whatever I'm doing, and all of
a sudden, there there's just like the TikTok challenge pounding
on the door and they go, you want to watch, oh,
you know Monroe Kennick Sheriffs. So I come out and
I'm like, uh, and I got stuff happening and I'm
trying to close the rope and it's popping out. I go, hey, guys,
I accidentally called nine one.
Speaker 4: And they wanted to see who else was in there.
Speaker 2: Well, they don't know, right, I mean say this great service, right,
because that's what they're supposed to do, was make sure
everybody's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know how many people probably call and hang
up on nine to one one, yeah, you know, or
somebody hangs up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have to call back everything.
Speaker 2: I don't think they called.
Speaker 4: Oh they may have, but then the police did come.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they don't get an answer. Then they don't
know what's going on exactly.
Speaker 2: That's that's everything, all right, Yes, everything's fine, dog, everything's fine.
Speaker 1: I have my robe on. And there's something I have
you ever seen this as? Is somebody a woman I
guess anybody comes to the bar and asks for an
angel shot. Yeah, you're supposed to heard all this and
call nine one one. Now. When I worked at wind
Jammers years ago, This had to be about twelve years ago.
A woman came in and asked to call for a cab.
This is before uber. It looked like she was just
about to cry and I just stopped making drinks and
it got her cab right away and asked hers or anything,
you need anything, and some you can't.
Speaker 2: Be loud, you know, hold that nobody wants a scene either,
I mean the person. There's bartenders that like to have
a scene.
Speaker 1: Trust me. I just heard a a couple of stories.
Well one particular story really that I can't see the place.
Speaker 4: But easp, you don't need to say the place.
Speaker 1: But one of the bartenders got in trouble and uh,
I don't want to say for why, but he had
a five thousand dollars bail on and called the bar
from jailing that the owner would bail him out. And
the woman that picked up the phone is now, oh
my god, I mean telling everybody, you know, just blabbing
away everything, and just like you gotta you gotta be
a little discreet at times. It's nobody's business, you know.
Just you did it to yourself, Yeah, you did it
to yourself.
Speaker 2: And then why do you call there? You know, nobody else,
I'm calling Doug's Bail reformm Hello, Douggie Fresher, Dougy Fresh
Bail and Porium.
Speaker 1: Years ago, I had a friend that was in a
bond like a bondsman or somewhere or no. He needed
to get bailed out. And uh, this was before the
you know, the slip they just said they give you
and they say hopefully you'll come back. But he knew
I didn't have the money, so he had Yeah, well,
listen of friends that you call, like, you know, say
you're in jail, you know five thousand dollars, So you're
not calling me, you know I haven't got five thousand.
You're gonna call my dad. He's gonna sign that mortgage
over and get you out, and he's gonna be dalling
about it next Tuesday. Kind of pill.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've never had I don't know who I would call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I got never in that position. No. I
would like to not be not in your bubble in Fairport.
Speaker 4: This my bubble is.
Speaker 1: There's another one that's come out saying if you get
hit with an egg in your car, don't pull over,
don't put your windshow white presign, just keep driving until
you can like a mile away and then go over
and clean it or go to the nearest car wash.
But that's a type of robbery that can carjacking.
Speaker 4: Oh so somebody stop, pulls over.
Speaker 1: So you're driving stay down Lila Abnu Hudson or wherever
main street, and somebody will you. Yeah, so you can't see. Yeah,
so your first incident is to stop, clean off and
there's somebody right there ready to check your car and
take it. Don't put your windshield wipers on because that
don't only make it worse worse, So just try to
see right, see through the eggs, but keep moving until
you can get to an officer or somewhere where you
can clean your car. So they said that was trending
on one of my Facebook grins.
Speaker 4: It could have been yeah or is yeah. You know
it's bad if you have a kid with shitty aim, though.
Speaker 2: Tommy, I told you Jesus Christ, you can't one.
Speaker 1: Fucking wind shield, not the passenger side of the driver.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying is terrible aim, terrible aim.
Speaker 1: And the terrible drivers out there that people just don't
give a ship flying by, Yeah, you know, just a danger.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of I notice a lot of speeding. Yeah,
especially in like villages and things in my bubble. There's
a lot of speeding in my bubble.
Speaker 1: They get into those Fairport hookers. Yes, wow, you never know.
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about a rare sexual condition. Wait till you hear this,
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Speaker 2: Oh that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: I'm never a huge fan, but there were songs that
I'll call the sweet spot of life that bring you
back to a time. And my kid asked me the
other day and I didn't I didn't know what to answer.
I didn't know how to answer, Like, what was your
favorite age or whatever, and I go, I don't know
how to answer that because if I say anything, it
could be the wrong answer in your mind. And I
don't want to do that, you know what I mean?
But seventeen man, and this song was around when I
was seventeen years old, and I remember it. You would
crank it up and you know where you go? But
bad boys in rock and roll? Yeah, I never went
to see Motley Crull. That's not a I want to
see the Stones. I was cool like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty beers into it, you.
Speaker 4: Know that was not I waited waited, waited for that. Yeah,
I had a habit of that at Stone shows.
Speaker 1: Let's be passed out. I'm with you, you know then?
I think the only no I was always drunking. I
know I was I drinking at Moley Crue I don't
know where I was d Did they play here? Did
they play oh, Darren Mike?
Speaker 4: I didn't know if they.
Speaker 1: Played like you open up for Aerosmith? Oh, it was
a great show. That is a good show. Look at
that kiss. They came with kiss. Oh, and it was
an Irish show. We were plastered to that. We couldn't
find our seats. We gotta keep moving. They kept drinking.
It was I got it.
Speaker 2: Like, you know what's interesting now is to go to
these shows like and I don't know, is Molly Crue
done now.
Speaker 1: They've got a new league guitarist Mick Mars is done. Yeah,
Mick Mars is just I mean he's supposed to be
done thirty years ago. Boys kept hanging on. So so
they'll probably go out again.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just the people watching at these shows.
Speaker 1: Oh they're fighting, all the women. Yeah, they'll make it
a comeback. Yeah yeah. I mean they got the makeup
they got, they got the extra small T shirt from
nineteen eighty six. I'm rocking out. I'm fucking sex with
the little gut that hangs.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that's right. And then you know, everything's
a little saggy. Their face looks like an empty leather
wine sack.
Speaker 1: Right, somebody's getting in tonight.
Speaker 2: But you know there's something about that, like there's a
there's somebody.
Speaker 1: I Instead of silettos, they got a replacement hip. I
mean it just works out in her life, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 4: But they can do a lot of things with every
place they can. They can do three sixty.
Speaker 2: There's some woman I don't even know how I'm friends
with her on Facebook, but she is older and she
dresses inappropriately for her age.
Speaker 1: Yes, and I love it.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 1: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Every I can't remember? Every time she posts something, I go,
I gotta look at these pictures because it's comical to me.
But yet at the same time, she's like, oh, girls
night out with my girlies. She's got to be sixty five, right,
and she's dressed like she's eighteen, and it looks bad
and it's embarrassing. And if you were with this person,
you'd embarrassed. And if you were in the plate same
venue as them, you're pointing and sort of laughing. And
then there's a part of me that goes, fucking good
for you, right, fucking good for you? Who gives you shit?
You know?
Speaker 1: The makeup does not stay on later in life like
it does when you're eighteen, because you get the sweats,
a little tired, you rub your brow, now, your lipsticks
out of your cheeks.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, there's a fake eyelash.
Speaker 1: Yes, and she's yelling at you, Hey, hey, got that
fake eyelash. We're sexy? Is all hell? Like forty pounds overweight,
You're putting five pounds of potatoes and a two pound bag.
You just your your squishy all over the place and
just you're wearing the same outfit I saw you three
months ago. But it's okay. There are a couple of
girls and they do wear the same Yes, every weekend
they go and they go, hey, hey, yeah, we're it.
We're just our ass. We are just we are just
sexified all over and like you think you are. Yeah,
but it okay.
Speaker 2: So we look at that and I'm with you, like,
I would make fun if I were with you and
we saw that, we would have trying to one up.
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson is going back into the ring next Saturday, right,
I understand. And I look at that, I'm like, I
would not mess with that. Now, No Ali got back
in the ring, You'd be like, that's a fighter trying
to make it come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's the same with I don't know what this
this whole thing. I'm interested to watch money.
Speaker 2: I am very I am probably one of the few
people I don't know that is actually happy to see
Jake Paul doing what he's doing because he's putting more
eyes on boxing and I know a lot of people go,
he's not a real boxer.
Speaker 4: He hasn't fought anything. The kid has done all the training.
Speaker 1: He works his ass.
Speaker 4: Off for this.
Speaker 1: I didn't know he was in a boxer.
Speaker 2: No, he was a YouTube this kid made. He was
just some Midwest teenage boy who made something. There used
to be a social media platform called vines and they
were like fifteen to twenty second videos and he and
his brother got huge off of vines and they were
making lots of money. Then they moved to La then
they start doing stuff on YouTube. He wins ends up
on the Disney Channel. Sort of short lived, but he
made like ten million dollars a year doing this.
Speaker 1: So and then that's what everybody on TikTok thinks they're
gonna do. Everybody does door kicking, game, the bring that's
I'm going to be an instant millionaire.
Speaker 2: But this kid was doing some creative stuff. He really was,
and he was on the Disney Channel from you know
as an influencer. I think there's even one now who
is an influencer who's part of Saturday Night Lives cast.
And this kid then went on to start his own
company and started investing in things and wanted to be
a boxer. He just fell in love with the boxing,
like I hadn't done it right, got himself jacked in
phenomenal shape. I didn't know that he has fought no
real boxer. He has fought retired guys I think for
but he's knocked them all out forgetting. There was a
basketball player who he was in the ring with, and
so these were sort.
Speaker 1: Of like he hadn't fought any boxes.
Speaker 2: He's fought retired UFC fighters land him thirty seconds. I
you know, it's interesting. I watched the lead up. They're
doing lead ups to the fight on Netflix, and I
watched one and I got to tell you, like, I'm
with you, Mike Tyson. Mike has a great move where
he can he gets in close. It's pop pop pop,
and then he's down low like he hits you and
he comes down low and I used to.
Speaker 1: Always tell people and then he comes right up in
the middle.
Speaker 4: You got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was it.
Speaker 4: It's which would be and it's one of these. It's
so fast.
Speaker 2: He is incredibly.
Speaker 1: And that is just God given. Oh, you can train
and get as strong as you want, but you're not
You don't have the force that hand reflesh, every stuff.
And this is after years of smoking marijuana and doing
all kinds of things with Mike Tyson. Right, he looks
phenomenal in even in these warm ups like these videos
coming up to the fight that will be Saturday. He's
got you know, the guys in working mits with him,
and Mike is just beating the ship out.
Speaker 4: Of this guy, I mean, pushing him.
Speaker 1: Back, the guy trying to get Vegas sides. I want
to see all this.
Speaker 2: But uh, Jake Paul to me, and I know, people go, oh,
he hasn't fought anybody. Uh, He's fought you know, Nate
whatever he used to be in the NBA. He's fought
UFC fighters. He's beaten a couple of these guys. He's
knocked a few people out. It's not been any He
hasn't fought anybody of real substance. And I go, yeah,
but he's putting eyes back on boxing. He is putting
eyes back on boxing. It is not the sport that
he used to be because of the UFC. And he's
exactly yeah, and he's getting interest in it and he's
making a lot of money and has his own promotion company.
And this is part of the deal, and I don't
know Tyson. I don't know that Tyson needs the money.
Speaker 4: I know Mike has been.
Speaker 2: Broken the pass, so I don't know what his financial stated.
We know he made millions, but we know that he
lost millions and he was ripped off, probably by Don
King and now I don't believe so. And his hair
is but not it's still standing on it not Don King.
But I think that that this fight could be interesting.
I'm very interested in watching.
Speaker 1: Tyson is a plus two hundred and fifty to win
by knackout, yeah, and Paul is one forty to get
the finish.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And look, this is I believe they're doing exhibition boxing rules,
so I think that shorter rounds and maybe a maximum
of seven.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't remember what the exhibition rules are,
if that's what they're doing.
Speaker 1: All his tend to one in his boxing career, having
two wins over two former UFC championships.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, yeah, good luck.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that the kid, the kid works.
Speaker 2: You know. I think the undercard has two of the
top women boxers in the world facing off again for
another fight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that transgender No, I'd watch.
Speaker 4: I'd watch.
Speaker 1: You know there's transgender in the UFC guys that identify
as women and are kicking the ship out of women.
Speaker 2: I didn't know this. Yeah, I don't like that. I'm
not a fan. I don't think that that's fair at all.
I really don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that was a proposition. One I think
we voted for last week to that for transgenders being another.
I don't think it's sports are women's for women.
Speaker 2: But people get very passionate about these things. But I
don't care how a transgender league then, I don't know
that's what you want to be. It's not fair to
a young there's nothing you can do, like we can
say Mike Tyson's born that way. Yeah, but Mike has
lost a few fights, right because but he wouldn't lose
to a woman, probably because he's just so big, right
and so made physically.
Speaker 1: It's yes, absolutely, you're just physically different. I'm five six,
your six?
Speaker 2: Three? No?
Speaker 1: Six?
Speaker 4: What one?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right, I'm off by two inches. Wow.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: Two inches comes in hand.
Speaker 1: Two inches between hello and hell? That's the old joke.
What's the difference between O and ah that much?
Speaker 4: That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: You hold your breath that I'll get back.
Speaker 4: Are you gonna watch the fight? Are you interested at all?
Speaker 1: I just saw commercial last night.
Speaker 2: I remember it was a novent with everything going on,
and it was supposed to be in the summer, and
I think Mike had bleeding ulcers or something.
Speaker 1: I remember the good old days, Mike Tyson. We get
five six guys seconds, Yeah, play. Everybody'd throw thirty dollars
in the in the hat pay for the fight, and
then we played poker all night. I think my drink.
Speaker 2: I think my favorite fights with Tyson, honestly were and
he was a little older, possibly a little slower at
the time, or hadn't worked down the holy Field fights.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when he reached it a bit the years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but only because those were some good fights.
Speaker 2: And I don't know that. I think Mike did get
knocked out maybe once, and I don't remember, I know,
through holy Field not I don't know about that fight,
the Buster Douglas, the Buster Douglas.
Speaker 1: I remember right where I was. I was going to
Courtland State and I was having dinner with my buddy
or we were down in the food area cafe and
we were listening to it un scrambled, yeah, TV pay
per view. Yeah, it was in Tokyo, the only place yea. Yeah,
they thought they' gonna make a million dollars right there.
Speaker 2: I think Tyson was like, not in any shape for
that fight.
Speaker 4: Shouldn't have been.
Speaker 1: He hadn't really worked out it was gonna be so easy.
Speaker 2: Yes, he did, And that was the fight I had
talked to Tyson about and he I said, hey, there's
a rumor that they took all the women off the
top floor in Tokyo and wouldn't let you have any
women up there at all, like they nobody was up there.
And he goes, yeah, but I still fucked out of mates,
he said. I started left it so hard.
Speaker 4: I go, this is so funny.
Speaker 2: And then he's like, I like, you guys, come on
down to my show.
Speaker 4: He was doing his show at De Lago. Yes, how
we got to meet Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I think this is gonna be a great fight to watch.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say that. I don't know that it's gonna be.
Speaker 1: A great fight. I'd be if it went three rounds.
Speaker 2: I will say it will be exciting to see Mike
Tyson at fifty eight. Yeah, compared to the Mike Tyson
we knew who was a heavyweight champ at twenty one.
On what has time done? If anything? Is this guy
looks he looks incredible, but anybody can look incredible on
focus mits and not necessarily in a ring when somebody
else is.
Speaker 1: Hitting you back. So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it'll be exciting. It's the word I would say.
I'm not gonna say great fight. May not be a
lousy fight, but it could be exciting to see Tyson.
Speaker 1: I think. I think that guy is gonna get in
the ring and he's gonna has It's a difference between
a kid's got a lot of confidence. I mean, look
between a garter Snake and Randle real quick, you're going
to figure it out.
Speaker 4: I don't know much about Jake Paul.
Speaker 2: I don't know much about the guy, but I will
say I've liked that he's been consistent. He's taken a
lot of ship and a lot of people with opinions
and awe and he's stuck to it and he's won
these fights and he's progressed and progressed.
Speaker 1: Is he a great box fight compared to oh god,
sixty apples to oranges.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wonder if Tyson goes a little light on him.
Speaker 1: I think he next the ship out of him, just
in and out. I'm done, give me my money. He's
not gonna he's not gonna hold back. Why would he? Now?
Speaker 2: If Tyson loses, do we say that the fix was in?
Speaker 4: Say?
Speaker 1: I would say, so, yeeah? Do you think I mean training?
I have to, but but you know you wrestled, Yeah,
you know, I.
Speaker 2: Mean the training stuff is not the same as live action.
Speaker 1: Absolutely right. I can still wrestle.
Speaker 2: Now, yes, I would be when you did as an adult, right, Yeah,
you went to your little.
Speaker 1: I had wrestled for so many years. So it's a single, single.
Speaker 4: Tournament where all the men put their balls in.
Speaker 1: Each other's faces. More junk than a junk yard.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it's called.
Speaker 2: I think the more junk than the junkyard wrestling tournament
from when I understood.
Speaker 1: I don't know it And am I wrestling again? Probably not?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Now? What age? Do they still go by weight or
age category? Waight over fifty, over sixty, over sixty?
Speaker 2: What the fuck is wrestling over?
Speaker 1: Sixteen? Appearance with their kids didn't any generation of generation.
Speaker 2: But did anybody watch Old School and what happened to Blue? Yes,
when they put him in the fucking ring that was
yellow wrestling. Same thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to die that way, the girls with
their tins out. I have to bring my squeaker. Where
is it?
Speaker 2: This is, Doug, You turn it into a prop prop comic.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 1: Where are the prop comics?
Speaker 2: They don't exist.
Speaker 1: They want to a beetle in a beetlejuice? What's the
red hat top beetlejuice? Still he does?
Speaker 4: Yeah, carrat Top made so much money he had to
redesign his face.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does. He put his muscles up in the
implants he did, Oh yeah, on his shoulders.
Speaker 2: He's all fucking jacked up. Oh I thought it was
legit muscle, so he says it is. There's no way
he got implants.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I just saw an article today and his
chest and his Would you do that?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I don't think I could if it was even if
it was paid free, because it's you're not going to
keep up with it.
Speaker 2: Well, so I'm seeing now, like there was an article
today about men in plastic surgery and men getting ab surgery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do they do?
Speaker 2: Suck out the fact you had flabs?
Speaker 1: Yep, your abs aren't getting any better. You're sucking it
all out to make.
Speaker 4: To make what to make?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: Take a sixpence? Do you ever see the guys that
lean against the thought the fence and got the six
bag at them, but they're fifty pounds overweight. That's what
I could do.
Speaker 2: But now this is where I go. What happened to
the dad Bob, Dad Bob? I thought the dad Bob
was sexy for women?
Speaker 1: Isn't that what? I don't know?
Speaker 2: I thought women said Dad Bob sexy.
Speaker 1: I think that you could get the ab surgery fake?
Speaker 2: What if you have if you have penile erectional I
don't know, dysfunction.
Speaker 1: I haven't got to that. Not got what I hope
CLIs viagra? Yeah, duct taping, tongue depressors.
Speaker 2: Oh, talk tape and tongue depressors. Adds a little with
girth to that. It don't get a splinter, baby, But
we'll have a time. It last for hours. Nobody would
go for hours. I don't want to go for hours. Okay,
girl says, can you give me an hour sex? I'm
like yeah, if you include the drive over your house
and fore plate maybe And she.
Speaker 1: Lived in Canadaga. Oh an hour right there, just like
they done it good minutes. I'm a halftime show in
these days. That's it.
Speaker 4: It's a wrestling match.
Speaker 1: It's a wrestling match.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was a thing in Mayo.
Speaker 2: Clinic says it's at our age, we should be able
to do twelve push ups NonStop.
Speaker 1: I could do twelve pushes.
Speaker 4: So I did twelve push ups last night on the podcast,
and then I got up and I was like, oh
did ship?
Speaker 7: I go?
Speaker 1: All right? I gotta start working this out. This is
this is not who I want to be anymore.
Speaker 4: I don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. And push ups are the easiest
thing to do.
Speaker 2: Well, they're the best, probably because you work in your
abs and your arms and your you know, your home.
Speaker 1: I've got a lot of things saved on what I
can do to you? Do you really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: And how's that going for you? Can you still find them?
Still figures?
Speaker 4: All right, we're gonna take the moment.
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Speaker 2: He's become beloved. Yeah, absolutely beloved. I did watch the
Martha Stewart documentary, No laugh at me?
Speaker 1: I had, okay, and uh, did you some double leggs
with it?
Speaker 4: I did not.
Speaker 1: I did not sound good though.
Speaker 2: Don't they It depends on who's making them. Yeah, Oh,
you want some douvile leggs when you're going over to
the party.
Speaker 1: But I'll give you tell people story.
Speaker 2: The funniest fucking thing, try to help out a rando,
the funniest fucking thing. I couldn't stop last I know,
I know, see, he must hate me. Why do you
keep going down?
Speaker 1: Hey, I know he hate me. I would totally try
to wear it out with my boss. And not this Sunday,
but the following Sunday, we're gonna have Dougie's double eggs
really sausage and potato sal for like fifteen dollars. Yeah,
down a whiskey river. He just hasn't got back to
me yet. Okay, So I'll make them there and you know,
I told a few customers, They're like, what are you
gonna have that double leggs?
Speaker 4: I'm sure not to come.
Speaker 2: Man, that place is gonna fucking people are gonna be
blown out their ass.
Speaker 1: I hope. So they're gonna be so mud whistle Sunday, Yes.
Speaker 4: Mud whistle Sunday, mud whistle Sunday.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Where would I before I get to the sex thing? Yeah,
you're oh snoop Martha Stewart. Yeah, Martha Stewart was. I
think a lot of people tried to paint her. I
remember that I had forgotten about this until I watched
the documentary. I had been engaged many many years ago,
and I did not follow through on the on the marriage.
I don't know if that's the right terminolog.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that you were engaged before your first wife. Yes.
Speaker 4: Oh, and.
Speaker 2: She loved Martha Stewart, that girl, and she loved all
that kind of stuff. And so I was familiar with
who Martha Stewart was. She built this big company. Really,
I mean when you talk about like you want powerful women,
and I mean she built this ship on her own. Man,
got it on the stock market, did all this stuff.
Speaker 4: And there is something in America.
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe you could say that I was persuade swayed in
some way by the documentary. But boy, we go after,
we go after people who are on top because they
could not get her on insider trading. I couldn't get
her on it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's on top or what is it?
Our disappoint us? Yeah, but we're buying our product or
watch your shows. Then she's fucking us over so well,
but you don't think she really She didn't screw her
fans over.
Speaker 2: No, she just and there were some people who said
she was difficult to work with, and so they show
some things where she gets a little clipped with people.
Speaker 1: But show any business.
Speaker 2: Showing anybody who's a perfectionist like that. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: Go to any bar owner, Yeah, same way.
Speaker 4: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you're right, especially if they own the bar.
They don't want they don't want to, they don't want
to suggestion. It's their way. They have all the answers everything. Yeah,
they know, they know everything.
Speaker 2: So but this was where I think she was got
off a flight, was getting on another flight. It's a
phone call, Hey from her office, you're so and so called.
They said buy this stock or or you should really
sell this one, and she said yeah, fine, and she
jumps on the plane and goes. So they couldn't get
around insider trading, but they could get her on was
lying and I.
Speaker 1: Don't remember lying. Yeah, I can't remember what the lie was.
Speaker 2: Go to jail for lying, well, perjury, ohury under oath.
She said she didn't talk to this person or whatever,
and they connected the dots and said, no, you did.
And they felt like they could prove it enough, and
so she went away for five months and she said,
they call the camp Cupcake and it was not Camp Cupcake.
They show it's it's like pretty ny show other people
in there. And then she comes back and everything's gone.
Stock in the company down to like three fucking dollars.
No one's buying. Everything's a mess. And then she's asked
to do the Justin Bieber roast. Oh, and she get
Doug Comedy brought her back. She gets up there and
she is absolutely shockingly funny because she delivers it in
her Martha's Stuart way. But it's it's nasty. It's she's
calling people ho she's doing this. And she sat next
to Snoop and she said it was seven hours of
sitting next to Snoop and you know they're shooting, reshooting,
doing whatever.
Speaker 4: She said.
Speaker 2: She goes, I had a contact high because he smoked
blunt after blunt after blunt, and she's like, but they
hit it off and then all of a sudden, those
two team up, right, and I go, look at this,
and now she's eighty something years old, right, and she's
you think he bang her? No, No, I think that
Snoop has been married a really long time, and I don't.
I don't think he's ever straight on his wife. I
really believe that. I think he has pretty solid marriage.
And I think the persona that we see isn't exactly
the person behind the scenes. I think it's a little
more You couldn't be what he is without having a
little more button down.
Speaker 1: He said the same thing about did he.
Speaker 2: I mean, did he had these huge parties and stuff?
Speaker 1: But with Snoop there, well he's East coast to west yeah, yeah,
hate each other. Yeah yeah, yeah, they have parties on
the West coast.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, like, I think he coached his kids
football team.
Speaker 2: There was even a doc There was some documentary that
I followed snoop on football for years ago on Prime or.
Speaker 1: Something that's funny.
Speaker 2: That's it, all right, A rare sexual condition.
Speaker 4: This is just for you, Doug.
Speaker 2: Okay, this woman, she happens to be fifty years old.
Would you take a fifty year old woman out?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Would you take a fifty year old woman to bed?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's been diagnosed with a rare sleep disorder that causes
her to initiate sex while asleep.
Speaker 1: That's no brainer. Yeah, now.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: So she says, I live alone with my husband. He
doesn't complain. My daughters are twenty five and thirty. They
are not living in the house. I have no recollection
or awareness after an episode.
Speaker 1: So pop's got to be ready at all times.
Speaker 2: So it can be confusing. The lack of control is embarrassing,
but fortunately it's not something that happens that often.
Speaker 1: But here's the weird part.
Speaker 4: She claims that she doesn't.
Speaker 2: She goes, I don't stay over at people's houses often,
but if I ever do, I make sure there's a
cable to kind of lock the door to keep me
from sleep walking, and so I don't sleep walk into
somebody else's bed. Do you believe this or not? What
if we were married to this woman and she comes
home and she goes, I don't remember this, but don
said I banged him last night, and I no.
Speaker 1: Now I have gotten out the next day from being
hammered with women and said, did I before last night?
And she's like, you don't remember. I'm like, oh, I plastered,
so it's too bad. Yeah, she remembers that she's happy. Yeah,
but I don't remember, and I'm like, oh, as long
as you're happy, who cares coffee? That's it has happened
a while.
Speaker 4: But yeah, So this lady says that she has this.
Speaker 1: No, I think that's total bullshit. Now, I've been known
to sleepwalk way back when eight is a kid. This
is serious and and in I guess later years eighteen
nineteen different colleges, my roommates have said that I've got
out of bed and walked around them, So I guess
any place knew. Now I don't know if I've done
it where I'm living now for nine years, because it's
just been me. So and when I've had female people
stay over, they haven't said that I've no walked around.
I get up and take a piss and go back
to bed.
Speaker 4: Their brains out. They don't Yeah, they don't remember.
Speaker 1: They're sleeping with a smiling That's right, buddy, that's it.
Speaker 2: And besides that, how do you fucking walk around that
place without tripping over?
Speaker 1: Ship wrestler? I have a great balance.
Speaker 4: I have great balance. Yes, yeah, okay, Oh.
Speaker 1: Those dirty martinis, buddy, they help you out.
Speaker 2: A wine wreck on the floor, a forty nine ers helmet,
something's gonna take you out.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go, right, I do you know where forty
nine ers? Tell me when I have sex? She asked
you to you cowboy had rider? Like, have you no?
Have you no? Fuck?
Speaker 2: You you have no? Oh my god?
Speaker 5: You have?
Speaker 1: Dave? Are you hearing this?
Speaker 5: Dave? Stop?
Speaker 4: No, it's going to be in the move though, it's
going to be in the move.
Speaker 1: The movie. Yeah, I'll be moving my cowboy hat?
Speaker 4: Oh do you have many? Or just one?
Speaker 1: Just the one?
Speaker 4: Just the one?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait? Wait?
Speaker 2: Why does the why is there a cowboy hat in
your collection?
Speaker 1: Why did I have a cowboy I think actually I
think I got at the state Fair with my dad
years ago. Okay, I didn't have one.
Speaker 4: You wanted one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you wear it often? No special occasion?
Speaker 1: Have you ever Charlie Daniels concert?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you ever? Like?
Speaker 4: Now, do you know the naked cowboy in New York City?
Speaker 1: I do not know.
Speaker 4: Okay, he comes out of time score.
Speaker 2: He's got a guitar and he's naked, and he's just
got underwear, box of briefs on and a cowboy hat. No,
I'm thinking Doug needs to recreate that a whiskey river
something I don't. I don't play the guitar. It's okay,
we can we can fake it. We can fake it,
and we could fake it.
Speaker 1: You just air.
Speaker 2: Guitar's been around music enough. Yes, yeah, you could play
some of your favorite moleycuers.
Speaker 1: Here with a cowboy hate take me home.
Speaker 2: I wonder if this would work for you.
Speaker 4: It could be a great cost.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go with the devil leggs first and
see how they were.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh yeah, I'm not so sure. I think the hat.
I'd go to the hat.
Speaker 1: You say devil eggs, people said, turns.
Speaker 2: It's the weirdest fucking thing to say to somebody.
Speaker 4: Get you some devil eggs, bring them to the party.
Speaker 1: I'm making ten, I might as well make twenty. I'll
help our buddy out.
Speaker 4: And the eggs are great. I've had them.
Speaker 1: And I tell people that story and they're like, why
was this so funny? I'm like, I have no idea.
I offered a friend because it's.
Speaker 2: The weirdest thing, because he's like, hey, you want to
bring you devil leggs to the party, I'll help you, right.
You know what.
Speaker 1: Some people can't cook either. Yes, like gosh, if I
I'll go to a party, but I gotta stop at
Wagmans first. I can't cook. I don't anything. I'd rather
stop at Wagmans than Devil's eggs, fucking veggie tray. Here
you go.
Speaker 2: This is from me.
Speaker 1: Fifteen dollars. I brought something to edd of the party.
Speaker 2: Yes, I do that all the time. I'll never show
up empty handed, even when people say, don't don't bring it,
don't bring anything. And sometimes sometimes I understand why there's
gonna be so much stuff, so much food that they
don't want to you know, they don't want to have
it left over or whatever.
Speaker 4: I get it, But at the same time, I can't
walk in empty hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: What am I doing? Yeah, any plans, chet, Yeah, I
got plans, A lot of plants. I have a family, Dug.
I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: I actually have three sons going to be in Rochester.
Speaker 1: No, we're not. We're going to be down downstate and
uh folk place. Yeah, well my mom in Rhinebeck, right, yeah,
the boys will be there, yes, okay, Well that's nice. Well,
I didn't know if they're out of state or college.
Speaker 2: Or they're all they're all some ones in Staten Island,
ones in.
Speaker 1: Is it their mother? I didn't know if that was
part of the plans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, this is uh, that's all fair things.
Speaker 2: And even if that, even if they were, which would
I think we would be certainly nice and and okay,
I still have family, Dug, I still have were you
looking we're gonna throw me a pity invite?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna fill my turkey with doubled eggs,
doubled eggs and drumsticks. Do you cook thanks I have
never cooked a turkey.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, okay.
Speaker 1: On Thanksgiving when I was in California, I would get
a nice, big, juicy steak, stuffing potatoes. Potatoes, pickles, stuff, mushrooms.
I'd have a seven course meal all day and just
nibble all day long and watch football.
Speaker 4: There that was beautiful.
Speaker 1: And now you know, have turkey. You gotta have tur now.
I know. I don't care for a lot of people
say the dark meat. I like the dark meat.
Speaker 2: There are people who say turkey is the devil's meat.
They hate it, They just hate it. I don't know
why they don't like it, And I don't think you
have to have it.
Speaker 1: It's like sex. It's a six hour ordeal for thirty
seconds of fun. You know, they cook all day long.
You gotta open up the goddamn cranberry sauce. Then you
gotta pass everything. You got thirty minutes of holding hands
and grace and thinking of this. And by then the
food's cold and they're you know, you gotta yell down
to the other person. Can you pass the salt and pepper?
Where are the biscuits? All the God damn they're in
the oven. Oh they're burning. Oh now there's no biscuits.
That's the thing I'm looking forward to. Who eat all
the mashed potato? And Sharon door being cast wrong? Got
you here? Here comes uncle. Oh, now we gotta get
off yellow. Move down, move down, and you're fucking hitting
elbows with everybody. The kids are fucking fighting. You're like,
why the fuck am I over here? I'm just gonna
go home, jerk off, watch TV and football, have a
Jenny Light, some double legs to call a night Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: That's Thanksgiving, jerk off, Jenny Light, and football.
Speaker 1: Boy.
Speaker 2: If they're not a boom by the bag, that doesn't
tell me exactly who you are. That's a single man.
Speaker 1: That's a confirmed bachelor. Actually, I'm actually dog sitting this
Thanksgiving for Yeah, all right, Henry. Do you see Henry?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what kind of dog is Henry.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't care.
Speaker 2: He's a fresh bulldog. Oh wow, look at you be careful.
People like the lovable. Yeah, yeah, that'll be great. You
get to take him to Thanksgiving and wherever you're going.
Speaker 1: I don't want to scare him taking them outside.
Speaker 4: Are you saying everybody's ugly? Oh, you're gonna be staying
over at somebody's house.
Speaker 1: Yes, someone to stay there with a dog. So I
don't want to show him to a new environment.
Speaker 2: So so then you can't really whoop it up on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: I won't whoop it up that week. I'll be ubering
a few hours. Go home, check out Henry uber again.
Check it in the house, move some stuff.
Speaker 4: Would you have Thanksgiving dinner with family?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I don't know yet. I don't know who's doing Thanksgiving.
I always get a few invites.
Speaker 2: How do you know? So? How do you ask me
if I have plans for Thanksgiving and you have no plans?
I just asked you know what you are?
Speaker 1: What sad? I'll be hanging with Henry. Yes, with some
hot dogs double legs. This sounds great. Hey, hey, what
are you doing now? I got my hot dogs with
the lovable dog? Okay, I love dogs sitting. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very nice because you can give.
Speaker 1: Them back absolutely absolutely. What else?
Speaker 2: Anything else happening in Doug's world.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I thought about this about fifteen
minutes ago. Okay, well we're talking about laughter. So I
was at Shamrock Jack's last night. My friends Lee, Beggy
and Joe Kinney, who are retur navyman. Lee had twenty
eight years I think Joe had thirty. They guess bartend
and they raised twenty seven hundred dollars but they come
around the bar and we're doing shots and him fun
and blah blah blah. But Joe says to me, and
my friend Jay Nasco is there, and I forget how
it started. But Joe just says, he goes, oh, I
was talking about dashes. Have you heard the poem? Dashes?
The poem it's about so my birthday is seven dash
twenty seven seventy and then you'll have the day that
you die. And it's not about it's the dash. What
did you do in your dash? So I was talking
to Jay about it.
Speaker 4: You better start getting started, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: What how do you quit? Bubble? So Joe comes around
and he goes, you know what I love about life?
He goes, I love laughter. I'm so happy that I
have so much laughter in my life. I look forward
to it. And he goes, you're a funny motherfucker. He goes,
I love hanging out with you. I go, I love
hanging out with you too, because I think you're hilarious.
He goes, I am hilarious, but you really funny. And
Jay and just what work you do? We just went
off and it was great to hear it. I actually
made a reminder in my phone because I am moving
into my mom's house and it is hard painting and
you know, a transition. But I think I made it
for maybe after just to remind myself, did not stop
on working on comedy because it is funny and yeah,
laughter is sometimes you need like the Motley krus On
kickstart in my heart. Sometimes you need to kickstart remember
where you know where your path might be going, right,
not to forget about it. Well, and that's a high
en levels of life there.
Speaker 2: It's a ride. Yeah, it's a ride. It's a human
experience and it's a ride, and there's gonna be some
good things, bad things.
Speaker 1: What don't we back at finger Lekes call those fuckers up?
Speaker 2: And you just need to just have you just need
to just go and laugh. But you know what it is. Yeah,
here's what I think that sort of the secret to
life is for everybody. No matter what you're doing, try
to do it in a happy mood, which is not
easy because of as you're saying, life comes at you.
But that's why I always go go for the better
feeling thought. Think about think about last night. Anytime you're
feeling shitty, think about what that guy lied to you.
And said, you're funny that motherfuckered.
Speaker 1: Carjackers if they come up to your car with a
gun and they're smiling.
Speaker 2: Is not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's not what I'm saying. Well, you said is like
in that, but when you're enjoying what you're doing, No, what.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't be enjoying that, Doug.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that I try to put a little joy in. Like,
let's say, the stuff that you're going through moving in right, emotional,
heavy shit. It's heavy ship.
Speaker 1: It just is right. Think of what that guy said,
I am. That's a reminder in my phone.
Speaker 4: You put a little reminder in your phone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, times you need that. There's a lot going on.
How many times you forget stuff?
Speaker 4: Forget? I never forget stuff, Never forget things.
Speaker 1: Computer working every week you get fucked up, like the
first time flying to the mooners something with it's all
this new.
Speaker 2: There was an update the on button was no update
on the camera software.
Speaker 1: You couldn't do it. And what did I tell you
to do it? I said, restored it? Yeah, work, It
did work.
Speaker 2: Oh, I had to redownload things. Then it worked. I
knew what I was doing and I listened to you
and I again. It's like the fucking deviled eggs, the
greatest thing in the world. They're all alone and Thanksgiving.
We try to make it sound happy with you want
to take sad bullball Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe for the car ride.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, you ask your kids. They want
to double eggs, Well, I will make the double leggs.
That could be kind of fun. I think alright.
Speaker 2: Dougie Fresh always fall, always fun, funny, feeling good.
Speaker 1: You look good. I like the beard. Thank you. I
think it looks good. Where are you at next? I
nowhere next, But get your prostake checked if you're over fifty. No,
I know, but I mean in terms of bar gig
for a still Friday night. For still Friday nights, go
see Dougie Fresh.
Speaker 2: Have a good time. It's a very nice, cozy environment.
It really is, and doug does a great job there.
For Dougie Fresh. I'm Bill Moran.
Speaker 1: We'll see you tomorrow. They were looking for a candle,
like with Tanna See