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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls basketball fans. Am I

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<v Speaker 1>reading this right? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>W NBA fans, Yes, Welcome to this San Antonio Spurs

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<v Speaker 2>Weekly Podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Edition of the Why are you slowing down because it's

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<v Speaker 3>a WNBA cod Just finish it?

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<v Speaker 1>Of the w NBA Report.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not how you read that wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>The WNBA Roastate Report. That's better.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome our host, our roast deer of the hour, command

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<v Speaker 3>with the power. Your host, maybe not after this episode,

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<v Speaker 3>definitely not my host today.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on here he is the host.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, J Dizzle, Are you that ashamed that we're doing

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<v Speaker 2>this a little bit? That's all right, We're gonna stop

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<v Speaker 2>and smell the proverbial. We'll dig roastes here today on

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<v Speaker 2>the San Antonio Spurs Weekly Podcast. We love to have

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of fun each and every year, whether

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<v Speaker 2>we have an award show dedicated to the San Antonio Spurs,

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<v Speaker 2>or we have a roasting show of a player, a team,

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<v Speaker 2>or in this spot, a whole organization here today dedicated

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<v Speaker 2>to the WNBA, and it's so called social media fan

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<v Speaker 2>blitz who are on TikTok, Instagram watching live WNBA. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>have a little bit of fun with that today here

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<v Speaker 2>roasting you guys, roasting the WNBA. But before we get started,

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<v Speaker 2>we want you guys to know that the San Antonio

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<v Speaker 2>Spurs and the San Antonio Spurs organization have nothing to

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<v Speaker 2>do with what it's.

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<v Speaker 1>About to be said here today.

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<v Speaker 2>That is the disclaimer. Okay, it's your boy as a

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<v Speaker 2>former stand up comedian, wanting to get a little things

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<v Speaker 2>off of my chest, which I have a bigger chess

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<v Speaker 2>than some WNBA players.

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<v Speaker 1>Ouch.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where we're going here today with a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of fun and a little bit of roasting here today.

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<v Speaker 2>But in all serious wiss, we know that these women

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<v Speaker 2>are very amazing athletes. I guarantee you that I would

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<v Speaker 2>not be able to maybe even dribble around one of them,

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<v Speaker 2>shoot over one of them. Probably not. But I'll tell

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<v Speaker 2>you what, missus, Britney Griner, you would get crushed in

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<v Speaker 2>the WNBA, even though you say that you would hang

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<v Speaker 2>tough in a one oh one competition, absolutely not. You

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<v Speaker 2>would be locked up like you were in Russia.

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<v Speaker 1>Ouch.

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<v Speaker 2>This is how we're starting to show today. Absolutely as

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<v Speaker 2>we get ready to roast the WNBA and the WNBA

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<v Speaker 2>All Star Game, mister moviefone take it away.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to this annual roast on the San Antonio Spurs

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<v Speaker 3>Weekly Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your roast here, your roastmaster, the one that may

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<v Speaker 1>get toasted. Host KD, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Mommie Vona, thank you, San Antonio Spurs, NBA players,

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<v Speaker 2>NBA fans that have joined us here today. And of

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<v Speaker 2>course no, do we not have any WNBA players in

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<v Speaker 2>the crowd today. Now, I don't see any man that

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<v Speaker 2>is that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait that lady, Nope, she was the janitor earlier

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<v Speaker 2>cleaning up this area. Welcome everybody to this episode of

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<v Speaker 2>the San.

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<v Speaker 1>Antonio Spurs Annual Roast.

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<v Speaker 2>Here brought to you in part by your boy KD

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<v Speaker 2>and nobody else. And again we mentioned that it's brought

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<v Speaker 2>to you in part by nobody else, so nobody else

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<v Speaker 2>gets in trouble. Yes, yes, yes, yes, let's talk about

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<v Speaker 2>the WNBA and the WNBA All Star Game that happened

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<v Speaker 2>about a week ago. The w NBA All Star Game

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<v Speaker 2>was filled with bricks and misses and missed passes and

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<v Speaker 2>double drippling and traveling like a gazelle on ice angelries,

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<v Speaker 2>but it came out to be one of the highest

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<v Speaker 2>scoring WNBA All Star Games and history, How tantalizing, how interesting?

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<v Speaker 2>How fun? Where Team Collier?

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't even go ahead and give you East versus

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<v Speaker 1>In any ONBA All.

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<v Speaker 2>Star Game or WNBA All Star Game, they have to

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<v Speaker 2>be Team Lebron versus Team Giannis. Now it's Team Collier

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<v Speaker 2>versus Team Clark. Who is Team Collier to begin with?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no clue, but I guarantee you you guys

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<v Speaker 2>that are online right now trying to get those clicks,

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<v Speaker 2>post and mentions all over your social media, especially on TikTok,

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<v Speaker 2>the ones that are sitting in their mother's basements watching

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<v Speaker 2>WNBA on the TV. By the way, you owe your

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<v Speaker 2>parents some money for that electric bill, all right, for

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<v Speaker 2>everything you're trying to post. And they even are so

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<v Speaker 2>ashamed that you're online talking about the WNBA that you

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<v Speaker 2>were put in the basement. Okay, The WNBA All Star

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<v Speaker 2>Game itself was one fifty one to one third one.

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<v Speaker 2>Lie emphasize one fifty one to one thirty one over

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred and eighty two points put up in a

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<v Speaker 2>game about the equivalent about as many points as every

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<v Speaker 2>team is put together in one season for the WNBA.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I'm just joking. Ladies out there. You've got

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<v Speaker 2>some great talent out there, averaging twenty three points a game.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got some amazing blocks of two point eight a game.

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<v Speaker 2>And heck, I mean you have Angel Rees putting up

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<v Speaker 2>as many bricks as Bob the Builder puts up when

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<v Speaker 2>he builds a habitat for humanity community on his TV shows.

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<v Speaker 2>And notice I said, Bob the Builder to keep it

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<v Speaker 2>reference for you, Angel Rees, because you're like twelve years old.

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<v Speaker 2>See the problem with the WNBA is just this. All

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<v Speaker 2>of you are jumping on this WNBA bandwagon.

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<v Speaker 1>What about you, Katie?

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<v Speaker 2>You're doing it right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I have to.

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<v Speaker 2>Get this off my small a cup chest, okay. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's making some of you women out there a little

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<v Speaker 2>little embarrassed right now, wanting to call your LiPo and

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<v Speaker 2>call your siliconologists to put something in there. Yes, we

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<v Speaker 2>went there. We're going deeper, going strong with this roast

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<v Speaker 2>of the NVWNBA here today. Now, what have you done, Katie?

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<v Speaker 1>Who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm just a lowly podcaster with about thirty two fans,

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll take that they're real fans. They're fans that

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<v Speaker 2>want to listen. They're fans that want to have fun,

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<v Speaker 2>and they're fans that want to definitely keep it real,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's why they're here today, right fans. The WNBA

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<v Speaker 2>All Star Game was atrocious. It was so atrocious that

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<v Speaker 2>even Stevie Wonder said that was horrible to watch. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>that was absolutely annihilating to the blind public. As a

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<v Speaker 2>matter of fact, you're complaining about the fact that you

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<v Speaker 2>should be getting paid more. You should take some of

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<v Speaker 2>the annual salary and give it back to the blind

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<v Speaker 2>for threat they had to watch every year. You see,

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<v Speaker 2>they came out, they tried to put on a good show.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they even brought out the amazing glow Rilla. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Glowrilla.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the equivalent of making the Style's cousin. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>bought off of wish. Okay, glow Rilla performing all these

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<v Speaker 2>songs that really nobody's ever heard of other than the

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<v Speaker 2>WNBA locker room. Here's the problem with that. Keeping a

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<v Speaker 2>gangster really kept it real for you, didn't it. Kamala Harris,

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<v Speaker 2>I see you over there. I've been wondering what you've

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<v Speaker 2>been up to all this time. I thought you were

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<v Speaker 2>around in the public you know, making people laugh. As

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<v Speaker 2>a matter of fact. Yep, I hear her cackle back

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<v Speaker 2>there in the back right now. You see, she tried

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<v Speaker 2>to do the Megan Stallion thing. And the WNBA tried

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<v Speaker 2>to take a little piece out of Kamala's playbook, didn't they.

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<v Speaker 2>They tried to keep it about the me too movement

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<v Speaker 2>by putting up signs saying pay us, pay us now,

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<v Speaker 2>or even pay us what we're worth. What's the phrase

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<v Speaker 2>they were using, pay us what you owe us? First? Off,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got to play out your contract. I know you

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<v Speaker 2>got to read the contract from left to right and

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<v Speaker 2>learn read every word in the middle. And I know

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<v Speaker 2>you probably took some of that proverbial money and ended

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<v Speaker 2>up giving it to a lawyer that could read it

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<v Speaker 2>for you. And that's why you don't understand the phrase

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<v Speaker 2>pay us what you owe us. How about play out

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<v Speaker 2>your contract first and you can get but maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>might be worth Say, I don't deny the talent of

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<v Speaker 2>these young ladies. I don't. There's a lot of great

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<v Speaker 2>players out there doing it right, trying to do it right.

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<v Speaker 2>Sophie Cunningham, many others, even the WNBA All Star Game

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<v Speaker 2>MVP Collier Collier had an amazing game for Team Collier.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what was that again? She had thirty six points

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<v Speaker 2>on her own team. Yeah, there's a shock. That's like

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<v Speaker 2>me putting together a team and saying I'm just going

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<v Speaker 2>to bring the ball up and shoot every time. Thirty

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<v Speaker 2>six points on her own team that scored one hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and fifty one. Yeah, that is a really good teammate,

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<v Speaker 2>right there, isn't it? Callier? Give her a round of applause,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I mean she had to go out

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<v Speaker 2>there and I mean really lead this team onto victory.

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<v Speaker 2>But there is some great talent in the WNBA, and

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<v Speaker 2>the WNBA is turning now into the WWE or a

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<v Speaker 2>soap opera. Why because you want to get recognized. I

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<v Speaker 2>get it. There are writers in sports, and I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>have said that. Conspiracy theory.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>The NFL thinks it is rigged. The NBA is rigged.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't we put it even past that there wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be any writers now in the WNBA. Those WNBA writers

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<v Speaker 2>are horrible WWE and ae W writers. Okay, out there

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<v Speaker 2>really poor promotions that are trying to write talent into stardom.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what's happening in the WNBA. If you've noticed, we

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<v Speaker 2>hate clate Caitlin Clark movement. We want to beat up

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<v Speaker 2>Caitlyn Clark movement this week in a grudge match. Angel

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<v Speaker 2>Reese versus Caitlin Clark in a steeal cage. That's what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on. And here comes the enforcer, Sophie CUNNINGHND to

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<v Speaker 2>step up for Caitlin Clark. This is all absolute nonsense

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<v Speaker 2>and crap, and you people are out there are sucking

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<v Speaker 2>it right up. You really are. And that's why we

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<v Speaker 2>brought you this annual roast today because we want to

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<v Speaker 2>keep it real with you. You are enticing it, you're

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<v Speaker 2>sucking it up. But yet what ticked everybody off was

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<v Speaker 2>that pay us what you owe us. And I feel

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<v Speaker 2>really bad for Caitlin Clark, I really do, because she

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<v Speaker 2>had to be forced to wear that absolutely horrible. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll print up my own T shirts somebody from the

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<v Speaker 2>team and hand them out to the WNBA players, because

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<v Speaker 2>apparently you all don't make enough money in order to

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<v Speaker 2>get those shirts printed by the WNBA that you've got

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<v Speaker 2>to do it for yourself from some local kid at

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<v Speaker 2>a mall with a T shirt press pay us what

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<v Speaker 2>we owe us? Absolutely hilarious, phenomenal. Who came up with

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<v Speaker 2>that phrase in the first place, You know, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>the players union. It was somebody that just took ideas

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<v Speaker 2>from probably on X and said, all right, let's spin

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<v Speaker 2>the wheel of death and we're gonna go with pay

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<v Speaker 2>us with what you owe us. You haven't finished your

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<v Speaker 2>damn contract yet. Makes no sense. The WNBA averages on

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<v Speaker 2>annual revenue around two hundred million dollars. This is a fact,

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred million dollars. Each player makes an average of

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<v Speaker 2>over two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The biggest player

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<v Speaker 2>on the WNBA roster that makes the most money is

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<v Speaker 2>an idea. Why don't you go do something even more

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<v Speaker 2>grueling and demanding. It's called the military and find out

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<v Speaker 2>owe us. They're only out there defending our civil liberties

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<v Speaker 2>for a lot less than what you guys are doing,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're complaining about your money third world countries would

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<v Speaker 2>selfishness to another level, absolute selfishness to another level, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's making people say this is ridiculous. But then again,

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<v Speaker 2>analysis who don't comb their hair, brush their teeth, living

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<v Speaker 2>in their mother's basement. Yet again, that are giving them

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<v Speaker 2>own pages. Pathetic, Come up with new content, Come up

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<v Speaker 2>support of the WNBA, NBA and basketball players everywhere, because

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<v Speaker 2>to this, it truly does. You guys are getting paid

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred, say two hundred thousand dollars a year, right,

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<v Speaker 2>two hundred million. I'm no mathematician, but I do run

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<v Speaker 2>They are paying you that when ad revenue is not

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<v Speaker 2>coming in for a sport and you're not getting ads

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<v Speaker 2>like weedies and sponsorships of that nature, Nike, Gatorator not

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<v Speaker 2>paying you, guys. It's the corporation and not the league.

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<v Speaker 2>You're welcome. League officials, You're welcome. I'll break it down

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<v Speaker 2>for them like a small child. But the problem is

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<v Speaker 2>with the WNBA roster. The old guard does not want

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<v Speaker 2>this new guard to come in. They really don't. The

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<v Speaker 2>old guard is sitting there saying, this is ridiculous that

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<v Speaker 2>Caitlyn Clark is getting all these sponsorships and more, Well,

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<v Speaker 2>where were you over the last fifteen years to get

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<v Speaker 2>your own No, you want to be parasites and suck

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<v Speaker 2>off the people that want to be on top and

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<v Speaker 2>the ones that want to be the face of the league.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you're just going to go out and do an

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<v Speaker 2>OnlyFans page. That's the next step for you. Go sell

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<v Speaker 2>pictures of your free to these freaks that are actually

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<v Speaker 2>mentioning you on their podcast and in their social media

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<v Speaker 2>platforms like TikTok. Go go to them and go ahead

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<v Speaker 2>and let them sniff those crusty toes. After a game,

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<v Speaker 2>and I guarantee you'll make plenty of money. Then you

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<v Speaker 2>won't have to complain.

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<v Speaker 1>I shouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 2>To degrade myself. You're degrading yourself right now with this

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<v Speaker 1>And listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all for fighting for equal rights, equality, that and more,

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<v Speaker 2>wage from here to there. I'm all about getting what

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<v Speaker 2>you're worth in this world. But you also have got

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<v Speaker 2>to work for what you're worth. You see, when you're

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<v Speaker 2>a star in a league, make yourself a star. Michael

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<v Speaker 2>Jordan did by developing his own shoe with Nike. He

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<v Speaker 2>became a star on the court and his worth went up.

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<v Speaker 2>Nike wanted to invest, Gatorade wanted to invest. He's making

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<v Speaker 2>his own shoes, called Jordan. This is why he's a

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<v Speaker 2>billionaire over over and over. But you have people like

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<v Speaker 2>Angel Reese giving this sport a very big black eye.

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<v Speaker 2>How about make some shots on the floor that would

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<v Speaker 2>be great. How about make a layup? All right, I

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<v Speaker 2>play in a men's rec league thirty five and over,

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<v Speaker 2>and she'd fit right in with all the bricks that

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<v Speaker 2>we put up. Okay, I'm perfectly honest with him, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>she definitely would. But then she comes on and on

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<v Speaker 2>her social media and she'll sit there and say, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you guys created this knee bounds, we bounced tree Browns,

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<v Speaker 2>key bound. It don't matter whatever's come off that board.

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<v Speaker 1>It's mon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, half of them are your shots.

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<v Speaker 1>They should be ers.

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<v Speaker 2>The product is stale. The product is down, even though

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<v Speaker 2>attendance is up, which let's give them a big round

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<v Speaker 2>of applause just for the attendants being up. But g

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<v Speaker 2>why is that attendance up? Well, because stars like Caitlyn

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<v Speaker 2>Clark are coming in and when you have a good guy,

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<v Speaker 2>just like in the WWE we have to have a

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<v Speaker 2>bad guy. So Angel Raese and the rest of the

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<v Speaker 2>League have developed their band of Anti Justice against Caitlyn Clark,

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<v Speaker 2>who is Batman in the Justice League. And now you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to start to see the Legion of Doom come

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<v Speaker 2>together and try to defeat the evil forces of the

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<v Speaker 2>Justice League of Caitlyn Clark. This is a storyline, people,

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<v Speaker 2>This is a complete storyline, and you are being blind

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<v Speaker 2>sided by it. You can even take a look at

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<v Speaker 2>the WNBA attendance numbers, which has gone up over the

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<v Speaker 2>last two years. Who's been in the league that long?

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<v Speaker 2>Caitlin Clark. Where were these ladies that were complaining about

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<v Speaker 2>what they need to be paid before that? They were

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<v Speaker 2>only whispers, kind of like the sounds you would hear

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<v Speaker 2>in the before Katelyn Clark came in. You can go

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<v Speaker 2>look at every town, go look at every team's biggest

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<v Speaker 2>attendance night, it's Caitlin Clark. Every league needs a star

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<v Speaker 2>or stars. They're trying to develop Angel rees But the

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<v Speaker 2>problem is you put a bad product out there and

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bad face for the league. Angel Reese is

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<v Speaker 2>not that person. Start developing these people like Collier who

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<v Speaker 2>put up thirty six points in this All Star game.

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<v Speaker 2>You have other players Skyler Diggins. Yes I knew other names,

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<v Speaker 2>and this kind of helps because I'm reading from a

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<v Speaker 2>teleprompter because I wouldn't know anybody else.

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<v Speaker 1>So how can you report on a product.

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<v Speaker 2>That you don't know because nobody cares. And when nobody

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<v Speaker 2>cares about a product, why are they going to pay

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<v Speaker 2>for a product? So why should those players get paid

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<v Speaker 2>more when the product does not being paid for? Common

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<v Speaker 2>sense has gone out the window ever since everybody had

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<v Speaker 2>to put on masks during COVID. You had to breathe

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<v Speaker 2>in your old bs. That's what happened. That's what happened,

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<v Speaker 2>and it started to develop a stension of fume inside

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<v Speaker 2>your system where it was called entitlement. Ooh, Katie is

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<v Speaker 2>going off today because this league could be so good.

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<v Speaker 2>The league is getting better. But every time it's getting

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<v Speaker 2>better and they go to showcase something, they ruin it

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<v Speaker 2>with a black eye, like they did with those T

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<v Speaker 2>shirts to pay us what you owe us movement. This

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<v Speaker 2>was a big black eye for the WNBA. Let's see

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<v Speaker 2>the attendance records after this. Let's see the attendance records.

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<v Speaker 2>The best player I believe in the league is Wilson.

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<v Speaker 2>Ajah Wilson twenty two points, almost ten rebounds, two blocks

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<v Speaker 2>a game. She's like the victor win Benyama of the WNBA.

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<v Speaker 2>There's somebody I could market, beautiful, good looking style. She's

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<v Speaker 2>a good but no, you want to bring the next

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<v Speaker 2>best thing in. You want like an Angel Reese to

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<v Speaker 2>lead your league. By the way, I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>put this out there, Hey, congratulations to Chicago as there's

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<v Speaker 2>seven and fifteen right now, seven and fifteen amazing record,

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<v Speaker 2>amazing records. Across the league. Then you overshadow teams like

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<v Speaker 2>Minnesota in the league. Minnesota is twenty and four. Why

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<v Speaker 2>aren't you highlighting the good teams. No, you want to

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<v Speaker 2>highlight the bad talent, and this produces a bad product overall.

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<v Speaker 2>The WNBA All Star Game might have been a win

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<v Speaker 2>attendance wise, glow Rilla might have glowed up the stage,

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe she even kind of threw up on the stage,

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<v Speaker 2>because I think that's just showing the type of product

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<v Speaker 2>that's there. You want to continue to be all about

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<v Speaker 2>you and me and us and let me get what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm owed. And this the black eye in any sport.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you want to develop a product, you have

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<v Speaker 2>to pertain to everybody. Don't come out calling racism. When

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<v Speaker 2>the first white person that's actually really, really good is

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<v Speaker 2>marketed as such, she's marketed as a player. It's other

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<v Speaker 2>players that started racism on Caitlin Clark. I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 2>the other people will come out of the woodwork talking

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<v Speaker 2>about how much of a racist league the WNBA is.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's racist. I think it's the ego

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<v Speaker 2>in the me too movement that has screwed you up.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to be better WNBA. When it comes to media relations,

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<v Speaker 2>you want more money, you want more ad revenue. Why

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<v Speaker 2>should I put money into a product that's constantly going

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<v Speaker 2>to complain? End of story. But there's always next year,

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<v Speaker 2>there's always the rest of this year, and we really

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<v Speaker 2>hope that they can get back to something where it

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be prominent for everybody to enjoy. You

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<v Speaker 2>can enjoy the WNBA. I can enjoy the WNBA. Not

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<v Speaker 2>just made for people who want to get clicks on

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<v Speaker 2>their TikTok and social media. Maybe kind of like this

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<v Speaker 2>show just did. Either way, I know what you're saying,

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<v Speaker 2>bad publicity's good publicity. Okay, you continue to think that

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<v Speaker 2>when little girls grow up looking up to you want more,

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<v Speaker 2>more and more, and not working for more, more and

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<v Speaker 2>more for what they're worth. Think about that you have

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<v Speaker 2>other people, other countries, other children looking up to you.

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<v Speaker 2>And that brings us to the close of this episode of.

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<v Speaker 1>The annual award show.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, give us that glittering glam, because we talked

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<v Speaker 2>about the glam, we talked about the black eyes, we

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<v Speaker 2>talked about the talent, We even talked about ourselves. And

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<v Speaker 2>in this edition of the San Antonio Spurs Roasting Awards show.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully you were entertained like we were. Feel free to

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<v Speaker 2>share like love expose across all your social media devices.

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<v Speaker 1>We love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see you back here talking more Spurs the two

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<v Speaker 2>Shakes of Lambsdale. Can I say that next week we'll

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<v Speaker 2>talk a little bit more about the San Antonio Spurs

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<v Speaker 2>and what's going to happen next with them. All that

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<v Speaker 2>and more with your boy KD. Thanks for following us,

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks for rooting on our black and silver.

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<v Speaker 1>Go Spurs, Go.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do that.