Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls basketball fans. Am I
Speaker 1: reading this right? Yes?
Speaker 2: W NBA fans, Yes, Welcome to this San Antonio Spurs
Speaker 2: Weekly Podcast.
Speaker 3: Edition of the Why are you slowing down because it's
Speaker 3: a WNBA cod Just finish it?
Speaker 1: Of the w NBA Report.
Speaker 2: I'm not how you read that wrong?
Speaker 1: The WNBA Roastate Report. That's better.
Speaker 3: Welcome our host, our roast deer of the hour, command
Speaker 3: with the power. Your host, maybe not after this episode,
Speaker 3: definitely not my host today.
Speaker 1: Come on here he is the host.
Speaker 2: Dude, J Dizzle, Are you that ashamed that we're doing
Speaker 2: this a little bit? That's all right, We're gonna stop
Speaker 2: and smell the proverbial. We'll dig roastes here today on
Speaker 2: the San Antonio Spurs Weekly Podcast. We love to have
Speaker 2: a little bit of fun each and every year, whether
Speaker 2: we have an award show dedicated to the San Antonio Spurs,
Speaker 2: or we have a roasting show of a player, a team,
Speaker 2: or in this spot, a whole organization here today dedicated
Speaker 2: to the WNBA, and it's so called social media fan
Speaker 2: blitz who are on TikTok, Instagram watching live WNBA. We'll
Speaker 2: have a little bit of fun with that today here
Speaker 2: roasting you guys, roasting the WNBA. But before we get started,
Speaker 2: we want you guys to know that the San Antonio
Speaker 2: Spurs and the San Antonio Spurs organization have nothing to
Speaker 2: do with what it's.
Speaker 1: About to be said here today.
Speaker 2: That is the disclaimer. Okay, it's your boy as a
Speaker 2: former stand up comedian, wanting to get a little things
Speaker 2: off of my chest, which I have a bigger chess
Speaker 2: than some WNBA players.
Speaker 1: Ouch.
Speaker 2: That's where we're going here today with a little bit
Speaker 2: of fun and a little bit of roasting here today.
Speaker 2: But in all serious wiss, we know that these women
Speaker 2: are very amazing athletes. I guarantee you that I would
Speaker 2: not be able to maybe even dribble around one of them,
Speaker 2: shoot over one of them. Probably not. But I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what, missus, Britney Griner, you would get crushed in
Speaker 2: the WNBA, even though you say that you would hang
Speaker 2: tough in a one oh one competition, absolutely not. You
Speaker 2: would be locked up like you were in Russia.
Speaker 1: Ouch.
Speaker 2: This is how we're starting to show today. Absolutely as
Speaker 2: we get ready to roast the WNBA and the WNBA
Speaker 2: All Star Game, mister moviefone take it away.
Speaker 3: Welcome to this annual roast on the San Antonio Spurs
Speaker 3: Weekly Podcast.
Speaker 1: Here's your roast here, your roastmaster, the one that may
Speaker 1: get toasted. Host KD, thank you.
Speaker 2: Mister Mommie Vona, thank you, San Antonio Spurs, NBA players,
Speaker 2: NBA fans that have joined us here today. And of
Speaker 2: course no, do we not have any WNBA players in
Speaker 2: the crowd today. Now, I don't see any man that
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Oh wait that lady, Nope, she was the janitor earlier
Speaker 2: cleaning up this area. Welcome everybody to this episode of
Speaker 2: the San.
Speaker 1: Antonio Spurs Annual Roast.
Speaker 2: Here brought to you in part by your boy KD
Speaker 2: and nobody else. And again we mentioned that it's brought
Speaker 2: to you in part by nobody else, so nobody else
Speaker 2: gets in trouble. Yes, yes, yes, yes, let's talk about
Speaker 2: the WNBA and the WNBA All Star Game that happened
Speaker 2: about a week ago. The w NBA All Star Game
Speaker 2: was filled with bricks and misses and missed passes and
Speaker 2: double drippling and traveling like a gazelle on ice angelries,
Speaker 2: but it came out to be one of the highest
Speaker 2: scoring WNBA All Star Games and history, How tantalizing, how interesting?
Speaker 2: How fun? Where Team Collier?
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: They can't even go ahead and give you East versus
Speaker 2: West anymore.
Speaker 1: In any ONBA All.
Speaker 2: Star Game or WNBA All Star Game, they have to
Speaker 2: be Team Lebron versus Team Giannis. Now it's Team Collier
Speaker 2: versus Team Clark. Who is Team Collier to begin with?
Speaker 2: I have no clue, but I guarantee you you guys
Speaker 2: that are online right now trying to get those clicks,
Speaker 2: post and mentions all over your social media, especially on TikTok,
Speaker 2: the ones that are sitting in their mother's basements watching
Speaker 2: WNBA on the TV. By the way, you owe your
Speaker 2: parents some money for that electric bill, all right, for
Speaker 2: everything you're trying to post. And they even are so
Speaker 2: ashamed that you're online talking about the WNBA that you
Speaker 2: were put in the basement. Okay, The WNBA All Star
Speaker 2: Game itself was one fifty one to one third one.
Speaker 2: Lie emphasize one fifty one to one thirty one over
Speaker 2: two hundred and eighty two points put up in a
Speaker 2: game about the equivalent about as many points as every
Speaker 2: team is put together in one season for the WNBA.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm just joking. Ladies out there. You've got
Speaker 2: some great talent out there, averaging twenty three points a game.
Speaker 2: You've got some amazing blocks of two point eight a game.
Speaker 2: And heck, I mean you have Angel Rees putting up
Speaker 2: as many bricks as Bob the Builder puts up when
Speaker 2: he builds a habitat for humanity community on his TV shows.
Speaker 2: And notice I said, Bob the Builder to keep it
Speaker 2: reference for you, Angel Rees, because you're like twelve years old.
Speaker 2: See the problem with the WNBA is just this. All
Speaker 2: of you are jumping on this WNBA bandwagon.
Speaker 1: What about you, Katie?
Speaker 2: You're doing it right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I have to.
Speaker 2: Get this off my small a cup chest, okay. And
Speaker 2: that's making some of you women out there a little
Speaker 2: little embarrassed right now, wanting to call your LiPo and
Speaker 2: call your siliconologists to put something in there. Yes, we
Speaker 2: went there. We're going deeper, going strong with this roast
Speaker 2: of the NVWNBA here today. Now, what have you done, Katie?
Speaker 1: Who are you?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm just a lowly podcaster with about thirty two fans,
Speaker 2: But I'll take that they're real fans. They're fans that
Speaker 2: want to listen. They're fans that want to have fun,
Speaker 2: and they're fans that want to definitely keep it real,
Speaker 2: and that's why they're here today, right fans. The WNBA
Speaker 2: All Star Game was atrocious. It was so atrocious that
Speaker 2: even Stevie Wonder said that was horrible to watch. Okay,
Speaker 2: that was absolutely annihilating to the blind public. As a
Speaker 2: matter of fact, you're complaining about the fact that you
Speaker 2: should be getting paid more. You should take some of
Speaker 2: the annual salary and give it back to the blind
Speaker 2: for threat they had to watch every year. You see,
Speaker 2: they came out, they tried to put on a good show.
Speaker 2: I mean, they even brought out the amazing glow Rilla. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Glowrilla.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the equivalent of making the Style's cousin. Yeah,
Speaker 2: bought off of wish. Okay, glow Rilla performing all these
Speaker 2: songs that really nobody's ever heard of other than the
Speaker 2: WNBA locker room. Here's the problem with that. Keeping a
Speaker 2: gangster really kept it real for you, didn't it. Kamala Harris,
Speaker 2: I see you over there. I've been wondering what you've
Speaker 2: been up to all this time. I thought you were
Speaker 2: around in the public you know, making people laugh. As
Speaker 2: a matter of fact. Yep, I hear her cackle back
Speaker 2: there in the back right now. You see, she tried
Speaker 2: to do the Megan Stallion thing. And the WNBA tried
Speaker 2: to take a little piece out of Kamala's playbook, didn't they.
Speaker 2: They tried to keep it about the me too movement
Speaker 2: by putting up signs saying pay us, pay us now,
Speaker 2: or even pay us what we're worth. What's the phrase
Speaker 2: they were using, pay us what you owe us? First? Off,
Speaker 2: you've got to play out your contract. I know you
Speaker 2: got to read the contract from left to right and
Speaker 2: learn read every word in the middle. And I know
Speaker 2: you probably took some of that proverbial money and ended
Speaker 2: up giving it to a lawyer that could read it
Speaker 2: for you. And that's why you don't understand the phrase
Speaker 2: pay us what you owe us. How about play out
Speaker 2: your contract first and you can get but maybe you
Speaker 2: might be worth Say, I don't deny the talent of
Speaker 2: these young ladies. I don't. There's a lot of great
Speaker 2: players out there doing it right, trying to do it right.
Speaker 2: Sophie Cunningham, many others, even the WNBA All Star Game
Speaker 2: MVP Collier Collier had an amazing game for Team Collier.
Speaker 2: Oh what was that again? She had thirty six points
Speaker 2: on her own team. Yeah, there's a shock. That's like
Speaker 2: me putting together a team and saying I'm just going
Speaker 2: to bring the ball up and shoot every time. Thirty
Speaker 2: six points on her own team that scored one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty one. Yeah, that is a really good teammate,
Speaker 2: right there, isn't it? Callier? Give her a round of applause,
Speaker 2: by the way, I mean she had to go out
Speaker 2: there and I mean really lead this team onto victory.
Speaker 2: But there is some great talent in the WNBA, and
Speaker 2: the WNBA is turning now into the WWE or a
Speaker 2: soap opera. Why because you want to get recognized. I
Speaker 2: get it. There are writers in sports, and I shouldn't
Speaker 2: have said that. Conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: The NFL thinks it is rigged. The NBA is rigged.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't we put it even past that there wouldn't
Speaker 2: be any writers now in the WNBA. Those WNBA writers
Speaker 2: are horrible WWE and ae W writers. Okay, out there
Speaker 2: really poor promotions that are trying to write talent into stardom.
Speaker 2: That's what's happening in the WNBA. If you've noticed, we
Speaker 2: hate clate Caitlin Clark movement. We want to beat up
Speaker 2: Caitlyn Clark movement this week in a grudge match. Angel
Speaker 2: Reese versus Caitlin Clark in a steeal cage. That's what's
Speaker 2: going on. And here comes the enforcer, Sophie CUNNINGHND to
Speaker 2: step up for Caitlin Clark. This is all absolute nonsense
Speaker 2: and crap, and you people are out there are sucking
Speaker 2: it right up. You really are. And that's why we
Speaker 2: brought you this annual roast today because we want to
Speaker 2: keep it real with you. You are enticing it, you're
Speaker 2: sucking it up. But yet what ticked everybody off was
Speaker 2: that pay us what you owe us. And I feel
Speaker 2: really bad for Caitlin Clark, I really do, because she
Speaker 2: had to be forced to wear that absolutely horrible. Hey,
Speaker 2: I'll print up my own T shirts somebody from the
Speaker 2: team and hand them out to the WNBA players, because
Speaker 2: apparently you all don't make enough money in order to
Speaker 2: get those shirts printed by the WNBA that you've got
Speaker 2: to do it for yourself from some local kid at
Speaker 2: a mall with a T shirt press pay us what
Speaker 2: we owe us? Absolutely hilarious, phenomenal. Who came up with
Speaker 2: that phrase in the first place, You know, it wasn't
Speaker 2: the players union. It was somebody that just took ideas
Speaker 2: from probably on X and said, all right, let's spin
Speaker 2: the wheel of death and we're gonna go with pay
Speaker 2: us with what you owe us. You haven't finished your
Speaker 2: damn contract yet. Makes no sense. The WNBA averages on
Speaker 2: annual revenue around two hundred million dollars. This is a fact,
Speaker 2: two hundred million dollars. Each player makes an average of
Speaker 2: over two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The biggest player
Speaker 2: on the WNBA roster that makes the most money is
Speaker 2: two hundred and eighty four thousand dollars a year. A
Speaker 2: lot of you are like, that's not enough for what
Speaker 2: these girls go through. It's grueling, it's demanding. Well here's
Speaker 2: an idea. Why don't you go do something even more
Speaker 2: grueling and demanding. It's called the military and find out
Speaker 2: what you should be paid. Would pay us what you
Speaker 2: owe us. They're only out there defending our civil liberties
Speaker 2: for a lot less than what you guys are doing,
Speaker 2: and you're complaining about your money third world countries would
Speaker 2: love to have your salary for one year just to
Speaker 2: get them back on track. But you guys are taking
Speaker 2: selfishness to another level, absolute selfishness to another level, and
Speaker 2: it's making people say this is ridiculous. But then again,
Speaker 2: you have those wanna be coaches, those wanna be WNBA
Speaker 2: analysis who don't comb their hair, brush their teeth, living
Speaker 2: in their mother's basement. Yet again, that are giving them
Speaker 2: the play so they can get clicks on their very
Speaker 2: own pages. Pathetic, Come up with new content, Come up
Speaker 2: with new content. I know what you're saying, Katie, You're
Speaker 2: doing it right now. No, I'm doing this for the
Speaker 2: support of the WNBA, NBA and basketball players everywhere, because
Speaker 2: this gives the sport a black eye when it comes
Speaker 2: to this, it truly does. You guys are getting paid
Speaker 2: two hundred, say two hundred thousand dollars a year, right,
Speaker 2: two hundred million. I'm no mathematician, but I do run
Speaker 2: a small business. And guess what, if you look up
Speaker 2: anywhere with any business, they pay their employees about ten percent.
Speaker 2: I'm no mathematician, but I'm just throwing it out there.
Speaker 2: I believe that's about right. They're making what they're worth.
Speaker 2: They are paying you that when ad revenue is not
Speaker 2: coming in for a sport and you're not getting ads
Speaker 2: like weedies and sponsorships of that nature, Nike, Gatorator not
Speaker 2: paying you, guys. It's the corporation and not the league.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. League officials, You're welcome. I'll break it down
Speaker 2: for them like a small child. But the problem is
Speaker 2: with the WNBA roster. The old guard does not want
Speaker 2: this new guard to come in. They really don't. The
Speaker 2: old guard is sitting there saying, this is ridiculous that
Speaker 2: Caitlyn Clark is getting all these sponsorships and more, Well,
Speaker 2: where were you over the last fifteen years to get
Speaker 2: your own No, you want to be parasites and suck
Speaker 2: off the people that want to be on top and
Speaker 2: the ones that want to be the face of the league.
Speaker 2: Or you're just going to go out and do an
Speaker 2: OnlyFans page. That's the next step for you. Go sell
Speaker 2: pictures of your free to these freaks that are actually
Speaker 2: mentioning you on their podcast and in their social media
Speaker 2: platforms like TikTok. Go go to them and go ahead
Speaker 2: and let them sniff those crusty toes. After a game,
Speaker 2: and I guarantee you'll make plenty of money. Then you
Speaker 2: won't have to complain.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have.
Speaker 2: To degrade myself. You're degrading yourself right now with this
Speaker 2: pay us, pay us movement.
Speaker 1: And listen.
Speaker 2: I'm all for fighting for equal rights, equality, that and more,
Speaker 2: I really am. I'm all about, you know, raising minimum
Speaker 2: wage from here to there. I'm all about getting what
Speaker 2: you're worth in this world. But you also have got
Speaker 2: to work for what you're worth. You see, when you're
Speaker 2: a star in a league, make yourself a star. Michael
Speaker 2: Jordan did by developing his own shoe with Nike. He
Speaker 2: became a star on the court and his worth went up.
Speaker 2: Nike wanted to invest, Gatorade wanted to invest. He's making
Speaker 2: his own shoes, called Jordan. This is why he's a
Speaker 2: billionaire over over and over. But you have people like
Speaker 2: Angel Reese giving this sport a very big black eye.
Speaker 2: How about make some shots on the floor that would
Speaker 2: be great. How about make a layup? All right, I
Speaker 2: play in a men's rec league thirty five and over,
Speaker 2: and she'd fit right in with all the bricks that
Speaker 2: we put up. Okay, I'm perfectly honest with him, all right,
Speaker 2: she definitely would. But then she comes on and on
Speaker 2: her social media and she'll sit there and say, you know,
Speaker 2: you guys created this knee bounds, we bounced tree Browns,
Speaker 2: key bound. It don't matter whatever's come off that board.
Speaker 1: It's mon.
Speaker 2: Yeah, half of them are your shots.
Speaker 1: They should be ers.
Speaker 2: The product is stale. The product is down, even though
Speaker 2: attendance is up, which let's give them a big round
Speaker 2: of applause just for the attendants being up. But g
Speaker 2: why is that attendance up? Well, because stars like Caitlyn
Speaker 2: Clark are coming in and when you have a good guy,
Speaker 2: just like in the WWE we have to have a
Speaker 2: bad guy. So Angel Raese and the rest of the
Speaker 2: League have developed their band of Anti Justice against Caitlyn Clark,
Speaker 2: who is Batman in the Justice League. And now you're
Speaker 2: going to start to see the Legion of Doom come
Speaker 2: together and try to defeat the evil forces of the
Speaker 2: Justice League of Caitlyn Clark. This is a storyline, people,
Speaker 2: This is a complete storyline, and you are being blind
Speaker 2: sided by it. You can even take a look at
Speaker 2: the WNBA attendance numbers, which has gone up over the
Speaker 2: last two years. Who's been in the league that long?
Speaker 2: Caitlin Clark. Where were these ladies that were complaining about
Speaker 2: what they need to be paid before that? They were
Speaker 2: only whispers, kind of like the sounds you would hear
Speaker 2: in the before Katelyn Clark came in. You can go
Speaker 2: look at every town, go look at every team's biggest
Speaker 2: attendance night, it's Caitlin Clark. Every league needs a star
Speaker 2: or stars. They're trying to develop Angel rees But the
Speaker 2: problem is you put a bad product out there and
Speaker 2: it's a bad face for the league. Angel Reese is
Speaker 2: not that person. Start developing these people like Collier who
Speaker 2: put up thirty six points in this All Star game.
Speaker 2: You have other players Skyler Diggins. Yes I knew other names,
Speaker 2: and this kind of helps because I'm reading from a
Speaker 2: teleprompter because I wouldn't know anybody else.
Speaker 1: So how can you report on a product.
Speaker 2: That you don't know because nobody cares. And when nobody
Speaker 2: cares about a product, why are they going to pay
Speaker 2: for a product? So why should those players get paid
Speaker 2: more when the product does not being paid for? Common
Speaker 2: sense has gone out the window ever since everybody had
Speaker 2: to put on masks during COVID. You had to breathe
Speaker 2: in your old bs. That's what happened. That's what happened,
Speaker 2: and it started to develop a stension of fume inside
Speaker 2: your system where it was called entitlement. Ooh, Katie is
Speaker 2: going off today because this league could be so good.
Speaker 2: The league is getting better. But every time it's getting
Speaker 2: better and they go to showcase something, they ruin it
Speaker 2: with a black eye, like they did with those T
Speaker 2: shirts to pay us what you owe us movement. This
Speaker 2: was a big black eye for the WNBA. Let's see
Speaker 2: the attendance records after this. Let's see the attendance records.
Speaker 2: The best player I believe in the league is Wilson.
Speaker 2: Ajah Wilson twenty two points, almost ten rebounds, two blocks
Speaker 2: a game. She's like the victor win Benyama of the WNBA.
Speaker 2: There's somebody I could market, beautiful, good looking style. She's
Speaker 2: a good but no, you want to bring the next
Speaker 2: best thing in. You want like an Angel Reese to
Speaker 2: lead your league. By the way, I just want to
Speaker 2: put this out there, Hey, congratulations to Chicago as there's
Speaker 2: seven and fifteen right now, seven and fifteen amazing record,
Speaker 2: amazing records. Across the league. Then you overshadow teams like
Speaker 2: Minnesota in the league. Minnesota is twenty and four. Why
Speaker 2: aren't you highlighting the good teams. No, you want to
Speaker 2: highlight the bad talent, and this produces a bad product overall.
Speaker 2: The WNBA All Star Game might have been a win
Speaker 2: attendance wise, glow Rilla might have glowed up the stage,
Speaker 2: or maybe she even kind of threw up on the stage,
Speaker 2: because I think that's just showing the type of product
Speaker 2: that's there. You want to continue to be all about
Speaker 2: you and me and us and let me get what
Speaker 2: I'm owed. And this the black eye in any sport.
Speaker 2: And if you want to develop a product, you have
Speaker 2: to pertain to everybody. Don't come out calling racism. When
Speaker 2: the first white person that's actually really, really good is
Speaker 2: marketed as such, she's marketed as a player. It's other
Speaker 2: players that started racism on Caitlin Clark. I'm pretty sure
Speaker 2: the other people will come out of the woodwork talking
Speaker 2: about how much of a racist league the WNBA is.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's racist. I think it's the ego
Speaker 2: in the me too movement that has screwed you up.
Speaker 2: Got to be better WNBA. When it comes to media relations,
Speaker 2: you want more money, you want more ad revenue. Why
Speaker 2: should I put money into a product that's constantly going
Speaker 2: to complain? End of story. But there's always next year,
Speaker 2: there's always the rest of this year, and we really
Speaker 2: hope that they can get back to something where it
Speaker 2: is going to be prominent for everybody to enjoy. You
Speaker 2: can enjoy the WNBA. I can enjoy the WNBA. Not
Speaker 2: just made for people who want to get clicks on
Speaker 2: their TikTok and social media. Maybe kind of like this
Speaker 2: show just did. Either way, I know what you're saying,
Speaker 2: bad publicity's good publicity. Okay, you continue to think that
Speaker 2: when little girls grow up looking up to you want more,
Speaker 2: more and more, and not working for more, more and
Speaker 2: more for what they're worth. Think about that you have
Speaker 2: other people, other countries, other children looking up to you.
Speaker 2: And that brings us to the close of this episode of.
Speaker 1: The annual award show.
Speaker 2: That's right, give us that glittering glam, because we talked
Speaker 2: about the glam, we talked about the black eyes, we
Speaker 2: talked about the talent, We even talked about ourselves. And
Speaker 2: in this edition of the San Antonio Spurs Roasting Awards show.
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