Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Benzer
Speaker 1: here with fame is a bitch. This is your daily
Speaker 1: Unfiltered podcast for September third, twenty twenty five. O nine
Speaker 1: oh three two oh two five three odd numbers doesn't
Speaker 1: make me happy, but hey, what can we do? It
Speaker 1: is what it is. My sister Roslie turns eighty in
Speaker 1: a couple of days, and they're gonna go out to
Speaker 1: have a nice dinner at Ennio and Lucia's in what
Speaker 1: was it, Laurel Grove, Illinois. It's right next to Buffalo Grove,
Speaker 1: near Lake Zurich and near Arlington Heights if you're ever
Speaker 1: in those areas in the suburbs of Chicago. Ennio and uh,
Speaker 1: why not just Ando Lucia. Oh, it's such a great
Speaker 1: restaurant and a big giant house you can eat outside too.
Speaker 1: It's just a great place. So Joey, Julia, Rosalie and
Speaker 1: the babies will go on Rosie's birthday the fifth. Then
Speaker 1: they'll celebrate her birthday, and hear and Jack's anniversary and
Speaker 1: Joey and Julia's anniversary from August fourth, not to celebrate.
Speaker 1: Jack will not go because he really can't. It's kind of, well,
Speaker 1: it's not kind of it's a shame. What's happening to
Speaker 1: our people, our elders. Most of today's relationships is a
Speaker 1: bit well, most of the beginning of it was concerning
Speaker 1: because our good friend Kenny, his mom Dott he's not
Speaker 1: doing well. I think she's eighty five, now eighty four.
Speaker 1: She's a few years older than Rosalie, and the last
Speaker 1: few months have been tough. Honor. So she's in ICU
Speaker 1: and everybody's you know, feeling like shit because she's a
Speaker 1: wonderful woman. You know, she was one of our neighborhood
Speaker 1: moms for many years. Anyhow, let's not cry it because
Speaker 1: once I start, you know me, I can't stop. I
Speaker 1: want let me just let me get angry, because that'll
Speaker 1: stop me from crying. I waited for all these damn announcements.
Speaker 1: Today on Fox News News, Trump's Gonna Talk, Trump's gonna
Speaker 1: make an announcement, and we were talking on about the show,
Speaker 1: and I said, he's probably gonna talk about our new
Speaker 1: space wars whatever it's called. Uh, it's gonna be in Alabama,
Speaker 1: instill in Colorado. He'll probably address his health and that's
Speaker 1: exactly what he did, this fucking health scare for Trump.
Speaker 1: Democrats are so dumb. I'm not gonna make this all
Speaker 1: poles because I've got plenty of Hollywood stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1: Hear me out. Democrats are so dumb. They keep pushing
Speaker 1: this ridiculous narrative that Trump is unhealthy, he's possibly dying,
Speaker 1: whereas Trump hashtat Trump is dead all because they say
Speaker 1: at times that he didn't walk a straight line while
Speaker 1: playing off. Did you did you watch him novel the
Speaker 1: straight line? Did you watch Joe Biden walk into the
Speaker 1: fucking forest and not where he was going? Did you
Speaker 1: watch him extim his hand to shake hands with the ghost?
Speaker 1: Did you not see this? Did you not see him
Speaker 1: shit his pants with the Vatican or wander off at
Speaker 1: Arlington seven? I think that was a fucking a dead
Speaker 1: man walking. Nobody said a goddamn thing. It makes me
Speaker 1: want to punch every leftist liberal journalist in the faith,
Speaker 1: and I hesitate to use the word journalists. Oh there
Speaker 1: was bruises on his hands. You know what, when you
Speaker 1: get to be close to eighty, that shit happens. I remember,
Speaker 1: Miam Mary, I would you have the top of your hands?
Speaker 1: Why are they so red? And thought? I don't know.
Speaker 1: And her legs would get that way, her veins in
Speaker 1: the back of her thighs, the very coasts. It's all
Speaker 1: about blood not being able to get pumped back to
Speaker 1: your heart. It's it's very common in older people. But
Speaker 1: you know, Jesus Christ, none of this stuff. And what
Speaker 1: are we talking? Do we know anything about Joe Biden's cancer?
Speaker 1: Is that story just gone? Stage four cancer? What happened prostate?
Speaker 1: What's going on? No one's talking about it anymore. We
Speaker 1: watched this idiot bumble and fumble around the White House
Speaker 1: at elsewhere for four years, and none of the mainstream
Speaker 1: media journalists pushed into the fact that his health was awful.
Speaker 1: So I will never believe anything these idiots print out
Speaker 1: just because they're left leaning assholes and they want Trump gone.
Speaker 1: When you're sick and dying, you don't play nine or
Speaker 1: eighteen holes of golf, shit heads, You don't hit a
Speaker 1: ball off of tee four hundred yards. What she did
Speaker 1: over the weekend. You gotta stop, you gotta stop all
Speaker 1: these bizarre theories and more bit speculation about his health.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, there was a blank schedule. I don't
Speaker 1: know what's going on. They just couldn't wait. Didn't matter.
Speaker 1: He was playing golf with his granddaughter. That didn't matter.
Speaker 1: Didn't matter. He cracked down on crime in DC. Crime
Speaker 1: sank forty five compared to the same time last year.
Speaker 1: It dropped fifteen percent overall. Even the mayor, Muriel Bowser,
Speaker 1: had to admit the improvement, and Trump told people today,
Speaker 1: never felt better in my life. DC is a crime
Speaker 1: free zone. Never felt better in my life. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: the way it goes, isn't it. Isn't it great? No
Speaker 1: more crime, no more death, no more murders. That's straight terrific.
Speaker 1: Oh God, he looks great. He looks fine. But many
Speaker 1: of you, I assume, were okay with the cadaver laid
Speaker 1: out on the beach in Rehoboth. God get a life.
Speaker 1: Trump takes a couple of days off and the rats
Speaker 1: think he's on life support. Biden takes years off, puts
Speaker 1: the top on every day. What was it three o'clock?
Speaker 1: He wouldn't work anymore, wouldn't start till ten. But he's
Speaker 1: fit as a fiddle. Seven cabinet meetings in seven months
Speaker 1: for Trump compared to Biden's nine cabinet meetings in four years.
Speaker 1: Jill Biden sitting in her husband's seat, auto pen Joe.
Speaker 1: All those pussy one House reporters after years of covering
Speaker 1: up Joe playing hide and seek, now they're jumping on
Speaker 1: the speculation that Trump's health is not good because he
Speaker 1: wasn't available for a day. Stop creating gossip. Cool off
Speaker 1: for it for a while. Okay, if there was something
Speaker 1: wrong with our president, we know it immediately. The guy's
Speaker 1: very transparent, and we have people ready and willing just
Speaker 1: in case something happened for his return. Unbelievable, anyhoy three
Speaker 1: more years ago, Siko, So get used to it at
Speaker 1: each shit while you're there too. By the way, I
Speaker 1: gotta give you more on Lena Dunham. A couple of
Speaker 1: you wrote to me and said, he if you, why
Speaker 1: do you bother watching that slob? We know she's I know,
Speaker 1: but you know what I do. I watch things so
Speaker 1: you don't have to. And I stumbled on this. This
Speaker 1: is a two or three year old movie I didn't
Speaker 1: see when it came out, or I probably have been
Speaker 1: like at the Plague, but I told you some of
Speaker 1: it last night. This movie sharp Stick. It is the
Speaker 1: disgusting and I didn't watch past like the tenth or
Speaker 1: eleventh minute. I think I couldn't take it. But the
Speaker 1: late list, I said, let me go back with let
Speaker 1: me see how bad this is. Let me see what
Speaker 1: she tries to get it because she wrote this and
Speaker 1: directed her first feature film since twenty eleven. Okay, so
Speaker 1: you know, fourteen years later, what does she learned? She's awful. Now,
Speaker 1: what you need to know is this girl in the
Speaker 1: movie that was portrayed as a twenty six year old
Speaker 1: virgin who was set back sexually and psychological psychologically because
Speaker 1: she had a hysterectomy at sixteen years old, which Lena
Speaker 1: Dunham had several years back. So she's making that character
Speaker 1: a little about herself. And Okay, so she's sexually repressed.
Speaker 1: She's kind of like, I don't mean retarded in the
Speaker 1: way I'm saying, but she's like behind at twenty six,
Speaker 1: she probably has the mind of a fifteen year old
Speaker 1: when it comes to sex and intimacy. It turns out
Speaker 1: that when Lena Dunham was putting this together, she approached
Speaker 1: somebody about making that making that person, making that character
Speaker 1: the repressed, the sexually repressed girl autistic. Now nothing was
Speaker 1: ever written that this girl was on the spectrum. But
Speaker 1: Lena Dunham wanted to go for broke and even though
Speaker 1: she's saying, oh no, it was never written that way.
Speaker 1: I went back and checked nothing about the character of
Speaker 1: Sarah Joe was coded to suggest or convey. It comes
Speaker 1: that phrase neuro divergence. I can't stand these terms they use.
Speaker 1: But basically that's exactly what Lena Dunham did. She met
Speaker 1: with somebody, and the actress met with somebody who was autistic,
Speaker 1: and they had meetings so this actress could understand what
Speaker 1: it might be like to be her, be in her shoes.
Speaker 1: So Lena Dunham is disgusting and a liar. So basically,
Speaker 1: running back for a second, this babysitter who was twenty
Speaker 1: six but acted fifteen. That's cute, very sexy, Oh not
Speaker 1: very but cute enough, you know, was fucking Lena Dunham's husband,
Speaker 1: played by John Berenthal, who's a good looking guy, good physique,
Speaker 1: good actor, I just don't like him. I think he's
Speaker 1: an egotistical prick. But I but I think he's good
Speaker 1: and he certainly can handle himself in a movie. So
Speaker 1: I say nothing bad about his acting. I like his personality.
Speaker 1: He's full of shit. So she is babysitting for Lena Donovan,
Speaker 1: John Burntal's kid, who's a bit of a can I say, Mongoloyd?
Speaker 1: What is he? He's like a muggaboy. I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know why she's introducing me. There's another chick who's
Speaker 1: a black girl who was adopted, who works on camera
Speaker 1: all these crazy people in the movie. You know what.
Speaker 1: This girl has a hys director at fifteen, and now
Speaker 1: she's nuts and she really lights into John Bernfall. He
Speaker 1: falls from what I told you yesterday. They have a fling.
Speaker 1: Several times. After she has a fling with him, her
Speaker 1: sexual energy and her sexual curiosity blows up. And now
Speaker 1: she's looking at this porn star played by Scott Steven.
Speaker 1: Another guy, another guy. She's just trying to find men
Speaker 1: to do what she wants to have thunk to her
Speaker 1: and she puts up oh my god, she puts up
Speaker 1: oak teg on her wall in her bedroom. From A
Speaker 1: to Z. Everything is coated. A means try anal. B
Speaker 1: means try bukak. That means being shit on guys. Okay,
Speaker 1: C means I don't know, I forget. P means getting
Speaker 1: pegged or pegging actually her pegging a guy or a
Speaker 1: girl from behind with a dildo. Everything is discussed, but
Speaker 1: the girl wants to try it all. And it's all
Speaker 1: her bedroom wall, and there's music while she writes these
Speaker 1: phrases in and does a check mark to let you
Speaker 1: know she's completed each very sexual act. Oh efforts for fisting.
Speaker 1: By the way, C was for choking and cream pie,
Speaker 1: and D was for double penetration, and E was for
Speaker 1: something called the Eiffel Tower. I don't even want to
Speaker 1: know what that is. Ten minutes long, you see this
Speaker 1: young beautiful girl getting pounded from behind, so she checks
Speaker 1: off the gang bang box that was for g then
Speaker 1: the h just a hand job box. He checks out.
Speaker 1: You get where I'm going with It's okay, and of
Speaker 1: course she wants to fuck his porn star Advance Leroy.
Speaker 1: So I watched the whole movie. Turns out that when
Speaker 1: the Big Whale Lena Dunham has the second kid finds
Speaker 1: out that her husband, John Berthdall had sex with this girl.
Speaker 1: He sits there, she confronts him and she rips him
Speaker 1: into pieces and he cries his heart out. This good
Speaker 1: looking guy with a great physique is crying over this
Speaker 1: humpty dumpty who there is not the least fit of
Speaker 1: anything attractive on her or in her. But yet he
Speaker 1: has to cry. And by the way, he's a good actor.
Speaker 1: But the cry was awful, because how do you cry
Speaker 1: when Lena's donov was getting mad at you and you're
Speaker 1: trying to act like you love her. In fact, he
Speaker 1: says he loves her a hundred times. He calls her mommy,
Speaker 1: he apologizes to mommy. And then at the very end
Speaker 1: of this film, after this girl is treated badly by
Speaker 1: this other man she meets at a bar, he rips
Speaker 1: full of buttons off her blouse at a club. It's awful.
Speaker 1: She checked off all these sexual activities that she wanted
Speaker 1: to conquer. She runs into Lena and John on a
Speaker 1: walk and they're walking with their mind Lloyd's sun and
Speaker 1: a little baby in a carriage, and she runs to
Speaker 1: them and wants John Berenthal to know all the things
Speaker 1: she's accomplished, and she yells, I've been pegged, I've been
Speaker 1: double penetrated. I tried fisting and out an orgy and
Speaker 1: I went I tried BUCACKI I've been choked. I have
Speaker 1: anal sex. I'm saying them in different orders, but that's
Speaker 1: what she wanted to convey to John Burnhaal and Lena Dunham.
Speaker 1: This is what this is how the movie goes. Do
Speaker 1: you understand this? This is where we're at. Who gives
Speaker 1: this I don't want to say the bad word. Who
Speaker 1: gives this creep money to make movies and do things
Speaker 1: like this. Meanwhile, she lied completely about attempting to make
Speaker 1: the lead actress autistic because a woman who was autistic
Speaker 1: admitted that she was hired to meet with the lead
Speaker 1: actress and Lena Dunham. Her name was last name was Gravino.
Speaker 1: And eventually they didn't go with the girl being autistic,
Speaker 1: but that's the way they were leaning at first. Can
Speaker 1: you imagine a movie like that about an autistic girl
Speaker 1: just wanted to try all those sexual positions and do
Speaker 1: all that crazy kid, I mean, come on, and then
Speaker 1: real quick, one more review. I'm not going to do
Speaker 1: any reviews. I know I've done a lot of them.
Speaker 1: But when it there's a long weekend, I see everything.
Speaker 1: I caught another movie and I promise, like I said,
Speaker 1: no more reviews. You got to understand, Labor day is
Speaker 1: very slow for gossip and celebrity kind of shit. Everybody's
Speaker 1: away official unofficial end of summer. But buh bo. This
Speaker 1: film festivals. You know this other film stars Ben Foster,
Speaker 1: who's a great actor, explosive actor, scientologist, but a great actor.
Speaker 1: Colby Smolders, who was on but I know what thinking
Speaker 1: about your mother? Ten things about your mother or what
Speaker 1: I forgot about whatever that Mother's show was with Neil Patrick.
Speaker 1: Howis I never watched it? She plays the wife. It's
Speaker 1: called Sharp. They're a married couple with a four year
Speaker 1: old boy who they just bought a house. They're very happy.
Speaker 1: The first night there, while Ben and Kobe are having
Speaker 1: sex on the living room floor, there's a big screech,
Speaker 1: a big car wreck on their lawn. A tire flies
Speaker 1: through the living room, breaks the window, you know, wakes
Speaker 1: the kid up. They're all crazy, scared shit. Ben Forster
Speaker 1: watches this teenager die in the car on his lawn
Speaker 1: after hitting a tree because they live on a sharp
Speaker 1: curve otherwise known as a sharp corner. Okay, the kid
Speaker 1: who died was a teenager, you know, football scholarship. Very
Speaker 1: sad story. And then another another death on their property
Speaker 1: happened the same thing. A car veers off the road
Speaker 1: smashes ba bah bah. Now Ben Forster begins to lose it.
Speaker 1: He's seen two people take their last breath in front
Speaker 1: of him on his property. The son's getting very nervous,
Speaker 1: the wife is frazzled. Ben Foster begins to lose it
Speaker 1: at work, doesn't get the VP job he was up for.
Speaker 1: That upsets his wife, who, by the way, is a
Speaker 1: big time therapist, a marriage therapist, who obviously is the breadwinner.
Speaker 1: Of course, it's a fucking movie. The husband has to
Speaker 1: just fall to pieces. The wife stays strong. Then, if
Speaker 1: you can believe it, a third car crashes into the property,
Speaker 1: another big problem. Ben forces out of his mind, loses
Speaker 1: his job. The wife says, look, I'm moving up. I'm
Speaker 1: moving out with our son because you're losing it. You
Speaker 1: don't really you're not having your priority straight. I don't
Speaker 1: know where your head is at. Talk to my lawyer.
Speaker 1: It just ends very quickly she moves. Foster has to
Speaker 1: sell the house and buy a new one, or an
Speaker 1: apartment near his son's school so he can be with
Speaker 1: his son and share custody, even though it's only two
Speaker 1: hours a week supervised. Why he didn't do anything bad
Speaker 1: to the sun. The guy was going through PTSD and
Speaker 1: seeing people die in his property and having to protect
Speaker 1: his family from cars who keep veering off the road
Speaker 1: and almost killing them. But that doesn't matter. You can
Speaker 1: only see your son two hours a week and somebody
Speaker 1: will supervise you. It's everything is against men. Men. Men
Speaker 1: are done. It's I mean, we have to fight. So
Speaker 1: Colby moves out. The lawyers handled things. He sells the house.
Speaker 1: Like I said, he gets a new place before he
Speaker 1: can move there. I'm not gonna tell you how it ends,
Speaker 1: even though it's so stupid, but I want to say,
Speaker 1: and I always say this, I'm gonna repeat this on
Speaker 1: this movie too. I watch it because I love Ben Foster.
Speaker 1: He's so explosive. He's always a guy in a movie
Speaker 1: that becomes crazy, and his fucking temper is just like
Speaker 1: he's a teapot man, he's a stole pipe. He just blows.
Speaker 1: He didn't blow in this movie. He stained as calm
Speaker 1: as he could. He kept it inside. So I really
Speaker 1: didn't get the best out of him, because he's best
Speaker 1: when he plays like a Michael Douglas in a movie
Speaker 1: like Falling Down. That's when you want to see Ben
Speaker 1: Forth to go bananas. So the ending is stupid, But
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you how I saw this guy the
Speaker 1: whole friggin movie. He's packing boxes, he's emptying boxes when
Speaker 1: they get to the house. He's going to work every day.
Speaker 1: He's dealing with a guy who he coached two years
Speaker 1: ago who ended up getting the VP job over him.
Speaker 1: He's doing the laundry. There's a part that there's a
Speaker 1: problem in the house. He puts down the laundry basket
Speaker 1: to help the wife with the kid. He's giving the
Speaker 1: kid a bath, not the wife. He does the shopping,
Speaker 1: he's cooking dinner. He's mowing the lawn. He's edging the weeds,
Speaker 1: the tree. He wants to make sure people see the
Speaker 1: turnside on the highway. He's cutting down bushes. He's doing
Speaker 1: nothing but working. We get to see a man who
Speaker 1: had maintained his role as a father, and a man
Speaker 1: who wants to keep his family safe, doing all the activities,
Speaker 1: all the chores that are typically you know, share in
Speaker 1: a marriage, but not in Hollywood movies. You know that
Speaker 1: it's all about how stupid and how weak the man
Speaker 1: can look. I know I've said this a million times
Speaker 1: per gang one of me. Youre just gonna accept it
Speaker 1: that this. I know things have changed. I know the
Speaker 1: pengulum is swinging back, where we still find these odd
Speaker 1: areas of vultness and cancelation and transgender bullshit and the
Speaker 1: way men are being portrayed in movies and TV shows.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't end. And if I'm an actor, I
Speaker 1: know you want to make your money. I know you
Speaker 1: want to keep your pool heated and your hot tub
Speaker 1: inside your pool heated. I know I know you want
Speaker 1: your cold plunge to look great and all your fucking
Speaker 1: sub zero refrigerator. I get it. You got your made back,
Speaker 1: and god knows what all the runs are over. I
Speaker 1: get it. You need to make money. You need to
Speaker 1: make movies. You can't always worry about how the man
Speaker 1: is portrayed. But it's gonna take a few of you
Speaker 1: to turn down these fucking rolls and let Hollywood people
Speaker 1: know now this is written like shit. It's gonna take
Speaker 1: big actors like a Tom Cruise, like a guy Chris Pratt,
Speaker 1: so many guys and women who were just at the
Speaker 1: tippy top where they can tell I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Let's change that. I mean the things that actors and
Speaker 1: actresses at the top of their game get when they
Speaker 1: make movies or TV shows. You have no idea, what's
Speaker 1: thrown in, no idea. It doesn't take much for these
Speaker 1: people to say, uh, this has this first actor. Shit,
Speaker 1: you want me in this movie, you pay me five million,
Speaker 1: ten million, Let's change this. I don't want this guy
Speaker 1: to be a prick in the household day doing dishes
Speaker 1: and shopping while the wife is the breadwinner and looks
Speaker 1: down at them all day. No, let's fucking change it.
Speaker 1: Every man in the movies a schmuck. His friendly'sova. He says, well,
Speaker 1: why don't you I thought you would get the VP job.
Speaker 1: He says, well, I just it's thought about not being
Speaker 1: willing to do the work. I just don't like ass kissing.
Speaker 1: And that's what this other guy was. He was a
Speaker 1: do gooder, ask kisser and I can't. And his friend says,
Speaker 1: you know, what Josh, I got a head because of
Speaker 1: shameless ass kissing. Maybe you should too. Oh? Is that
Speaker 1: the way men talk to men and the other man
Speaker 1: looks at his wife is have to say, he's got
Speaker 1: a point. I wish you guys aided my house when
Speaker 1: we had Jack, Frankie and my father at the zenith
Speaker 1: of their manhood. This one never would wash. Speaking of men, Finally,
Speaker 1: some man speaks out Ethan Hawk, who I like Ethan Hawk.
Speaker 1: I always liked him, real New York dude, real New
Speaker 1: York nick fan, great actor. I love him in every movie,
Speaker 1: although the whole before Sun said the Tequila move, whatever
Speaker 1: it was with him and Julie Delpy, forget that movie.
Speaker 1: I hate Those three movies were awful. Anyhow, Ethanoch was
Speaker 1: talking about his breakup with Uma Thurman. Yes, he doesn't
Speaker 1: talk much about those two, say nothing about their relationship.
Speaker 1: When they were together for seven years, married seven years,
Speaker 1: and he finally, you know, said something. Maybe he didn't
Speaker 1: want to, but he did. It's in twenty years since
Speaker 1: they broke up, but he talked about how embarrassing it
Speaker 1: was to go through the split. He called it humiliating.
Speaker 1: It's it was humiliating. When they even said positive things
Speaker 1: about their breakup. Now, these two men on the set
Speaker 1: of the movie Gatica, which people say it's good on
Speaker 1: em said, but look, he fell for her on set.
Speaker 1: That's not what a lot of actors want to do.
Speaker 1: But it happens, you know. I mean, I've been in
Speaker 1: a few independent movies where that happens as well. You
Speaker 1: just you're with somebody, or you had a kissing scene.
Speaker 1: I mean, I remember when I read for this movie.
Speaker 1: I mean this TV series called Born in the USA
Speaker 1: about three different families. This placed from Hurricane Katrina, wholawned
Speaker 1: it up in uh I think Philadelphia, and there was
Speaker 1: a black couple, Latino couple, and then the part that
Speaker 1: me and other girls read for was for a Polish couple,
Speaker 1: which I thought was the fuck cares about a Polish
Speaker 1: couple coming to him as stupid. But I was Italian.
Speaker 1: I'm Italian. The actresses I read for, three of them
Speaker 1: were Italian. One was really Italian. Her name is Sandy Paporo.
Speaker 1: She's a good actress and I think she's from Jersey,
Speaker 1: I think, but she's an East Coast chick. So I'm
Speaker 1: doing like three days of doing scenes with four or
Speaker 1: five other chicks who would have played my wife. They
Speaker 1: knew that they wanted me. They were trying to match
Speaker 1: her with a girl, and very pretty girls. And the
Speaker 1: scene to read was a makeout scene where you come
Speaker 1: home and meet your wife and you start kissing it.
Speaker 1: And I had to make out like three different girls.
Speaker 1: My wife didn't care. But you know, you have to practice.
Speaker 1: You have to talk to the girl. I want to
Speaker 1: move my head right, move it left, okay? And how
Speaker 1: you want to rehearse this like it's a little bit weird.
Speaker 1: You can't help but begin to feel like a fuck
Speaker 1: A little good there, Jesus Christ. I like her. She's cute.
Speaker 1: I hope she gets the role. It's just natural for
Speaker 1: a guy. Sandy was the cutest shit, and we had
Speaker 1: the best chemistry. And I said, Sandy, let's not go
Speaker 1: in there and try to play Polish couple. We're a
Speaker 1: couple of Italians from these coasts. Let's just be ourselves.
Speaker 1: And we were and they changed that couple from Polish
Speaker 1: to Italian and we got the gig. It didn't make it. It
Speaker 1: was a pilot and it got canceled at Fox. But
Speaker 1: the point is you with somebody all day, all week
Speaker 1: and you're making out things happen. So when Ethan Oox says, well,
Speaker 1: you know, you shouldn't fall for somebody, it happens, especially
Speaker 1: if it's Uma goddamn Therman. I mean, there was a
Speaker 1: time when she was just a in my opinion, a
Speaker 1: very interesting looking knockout. You couldn't really put a could
Speaker 1: you say about Uma Thermot. She was sexy, she was
Speaker 1: a little odd looking, but she had it. She had it.
Speaker 1: But you know, he said, and he was honest, Like
Speaker 1: when you're on the set with a woman that you're
Speaker 1: acting with and there's any kind of sex scenes, it
Speaker 1: turns up the temperature. It's like, you know, fall in
Speaker 1: love in high school, going behind the bleachers with a
Speaker 1: chick after the football game. You know, it just it
Speaker 1: doesn't have a connection to your daily life, as weird
Speaker 1: as that sounds, but that's the danger. But he did,
Speaker 1: you know, talk about you know the fact that he
Speaker 1: was accused of cheating on Uma with dear Nannie Ryan
Speaker 1: Shaw Hughes, and of course he denied it, but then
Speaker 1: he began to publicly date her after their marriage exploded.
Speaker 1: And now they have two kids, Clementine and Indiana. So obviously,
Speaker 1: you know, it went the way it was supposed to go.
Speaker 1: But you know, he he didn't like the way his
Speaker 1: marriage is going. He said, I got divorced and my
Speaker 1: personal life fell apart. I don't know if you feel
Speaker 1: this way, but when you depressed, it's really easy to
Speaker 1: see everything that is fake about other people. And I
Speaker 1: just started seeing that how phony celebrity was, how phony
Speaker 1: everything is. You channel your inner holding call Field, you know,
Speaker 1: or I love that because Holden Callfield and capturing or
Speaker 1: I always call people phonies. I got to read that
Speaker 1: book again. Do not read right now? The Alchemist. It's
Speaker 1: a really good story. It's an old story, but it's
Speaker 1: really good. But Umademer wouldn't talk. She said, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to participate in saying anything critical about my children's father.
Speaker 1: She said, I just needed to keep peace. I think
Speaker 1: it's fair to say that I haven't said one mean thing,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to start now. It's terrible for
Speaker 1: my family. I like that he said what he said.
Speaker 1: It isn't often actors of that honest, and like I said,
Speaker 1: I like it. He's a real New Yorker. I know
Speaker 1: he's a liberal, and you know, look it's a liberal,
Speaker 1: it's a narcissist who fell at marriage. And they want
Speaker 1: to then tell you how to live and who you
Speaker 1: can vote for. You know, but these people who tell
Speaker 1: you these things can try to convince you Obama's great,
Speaker 1: Biden's great, Kamala Harris great. They can't keep their own
Speaker 1: house in order. I'm listening to Woody Allen on Bill
Speaker 1: Maher's podcast, and it was interesting Bill about him to
Speaker 1: talk about the whole thing with the scandal with Mire
Speaker 1: and sun Ye and what he was really honest, and
Speaker 1: I mean he's so honest. He says he hates sun Shown.
Speaker 1: He doesn't like meeting people. I mean, the guy's gonna
Speaker 1: be ninety. He's very slow in the way he speaks,
Speaker 1: but he's still got his noggin. But you know, these
Speaker 1: people like Woody Allen is saying, you know I did
Speaker 1: He said I did the direct Trump in a movie once,
Speaker 1: you know, celebrity. He was very good. He was a
Speaker 1: good actor. You know, he's very interested. He definitely knows
Speaker 1: how to act. He was very good, very charming. We
Speaker 1: had no problems. And Bill was like, well, you know,
Speaker 1: when you meet some money in person like him, he
Speaker 1: is different in person. He's in TV, but what he
Speaker 1: was like, oh no no, But if I direct him now,
Speaker 1: I would direct him completely different I have. I don't
Speaker 1: agree with ninety percent of the things he's doing, and
Speaker 1: of course Bill laughs. And I just don't understand the
Speaker 1: fucking left. How could they not like less crime, a
Speaker 1: closed border, a tariff situation where I know people are
Speaker 1: giving me shit for it, but I'm not gonna sit
Speaker 1: here and line aft like I understand the tariff situation,
Speaker 1: like I know about semiconductors. I don't. I don't. But
Speaker 1: according to Trump, and according to the market, and according
Speaker 1: to other things that tell the tale, the terriff situation
Speaker 1: looks to me like it's a good thing. But there's
Speaker 1: other people who contact being say, ajay, you don't damn
Speaker 1: what this means. And that means I don't want to know.
Speaker 1: It's too t in the fucking woods. I don't want
Speaker 1: to get that deep. I like the way the country's going.
Speaker 1: I like where it's headed. I don't need ethan hawk
Speaker 1: or what do you don't make me think it's going
Speaker 1: the wrong way or Trump is wrong? Ninety nine percent
Speaker 1: of the god Danton, it's stupid. It's gone And let's
Speaker 1: be honest here. Obviously we know Ethanhof cheated. Okay, there's
Speaker 1: no way he didn't cheat with the Natny and just
Speaker 1: innocently happened to hook up with her a year later.
Speaker 1: And then I have two kids that are in marry
Speaker 1: Come on, we know that's not true. And let me
Speaker 1: just tell you something. On the other hand, on the
Speaker 1: flip side, there have been rumors for a long time
Speaker 1: that Uma was one of the first possible first initial
Speaker 1: og members of the Harvey Werenstein Girls Club that's been
Speaker 1: out there. You know, Quentin Tarantino, certainly we'll never know
Speaker 1: if he was with her, with her physically, but we
Speaker 1: all know he loves her to death, loved their feet
Speaker 1: because she's barefoot constantly, and Quentin's a big hound when
Speaker 1: it comes to bare feet. But there's always been rumors
Speaker 1: out there that Uma was one of the original girls
Speaker 1: in Harvey's club. And just like Angelina and Charlie's and
Speaker 1: Jennifer Lawrence landed roll after roll from their beloved uncle
Speaker 1: Harvey stained and soiled casting couch. So you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to sit here and say with her
Speaker 1: as an angel and and Ethan Hawk really went off
Speaker 1: the rails. I think there are reasons we'll never know
Speaker 1: because they're keeping it above board. But that's the way
Speaker 1: I feel. And I think Ethan was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: fuck this? What am I doing? What is this shit?
Speaker 1: Because he's a real New Yorker, I'm not. I know
Speaker 1: a lot of you don't understand what I mean by that.
Speaker 1: It just means he's not one to bullshit and not
Speaker 1: accept bullshit. I've always liked him for that. And finally, hey,
Speaker 1: Howard s Durn didn't show up on September second, which
Speaker 1: everybody said he would. That's when his vacation or his
Speaker 1: summer vacation, and that he took off the whole goddamn
Speaker 1: summer and he didn't show up. He wrote an email
Speaker 1: the last minute to all his staff saying, Hey, we're
Speaker 1: not going back yet. I promise we'll be back soon,
Speaker 1: but I need to do some thinking. We'll get my
Speaker 1: head straight. Apparently his mother is very ill. She's ninety eight,
Speaker 1: and it kills him that he can't keep her out
Speaker 1: of pain because she's done a lot of pain. But
Speaker 1: there was something a buddy of mine showed me today
Speaker 1: in a text. I believe my buddy Lorenzo sent me
Speaker 1: this is Howard apparently sent somebody a text that said,
Speaker 1: Beth just told me Walter died this morning. Walter is
Speaker 1: one of their cats, and Howard and Beth have been
Speaker 1: complete crazy tech people for a number of years. Some
Speaker 1: people say Beth began the end of Howard. I don't
Speaker 1: know if that's true. I was there in the studio
Speaker 1: when we were still on good terms doing the show,
Speaker 1: sitting in the Jackie chair. When Beth would come in,
Speaker 1: she'd stay in the corner. Hallie was very loving to her.
Speaker 1: When when the commercials came, he, you know, he was
Speaker 1: still himself on air. He didn't pull back on how
Speaker 1: he acted with girls in the room, and Beth didn't
Speaker 1: that like he should change either. So I'm not sure
Speaker 1: how much of it is about her. I always think
Speaker 1: it's about Marci Turt and Howard just deciding I've had
Speaker 1: it being this dirty old man. I can't stay this way.
Speaker 1: My daughters don't like it. Now. I'm friends with the
Speaker 1: cool crowd in Hollywood, and I like being with them.
Speaker 1: I like vacationing in Hawai with Kimbo and Fallon and
Speaker 1: you know, Bateman and Aniston and Threau, et cetera. It's
Speaker 1: a lot of factors that play here. But the guy
Speaker 1: went from twenty million listeners a day to now one
Speaker 1: hundred and twenty five thousand. But the fact that he
Speaker 1: would send this text out and not work because death
Speaker 1: said Walter died this morning. Did data have as much
Speaker 1: to do with him not showing up as his mother
Speaker 1: being sick for a long time? I say yes. And
Speaker 1: it's even worse because when his hairdresser and stylist, Ralph,
Speaker 1: Ralph Sorella was on the show for years. I've been
Speaker 1: with Ralph many times. He was a prick, but that
Speaker 1: was part of the gig. Was he gay or not?
Speaker 1: We don't really know. He was with girls, was he
Speaker 1: with guys? It's always like an open, closed secret. But
Speaker 1: when Ralph died, and I need to tell you, Ralph
Speaker 1: was with Howard every fucking day for years, dressing them,
Speaker 1: styling his hair or so I say, wigs. Either way,
Speaker 1: he went to work the morning after Ralph died. He
Speaker 1: didn't miss work when Ralph died. Did he miswork because
Speaker 1: his kitty cat died? Is that why he didn't come back?
Speaker 1: Or is it more likely that serious XM is offered
Speaker 1: him a deal it's not anywhere close to what he
Speaker 1: was making because they can't afford to extend that kind
Speaker 1: of deal. And Howard is now playing some sort of
Speaker 1: hard ball. Maybe he thinks he can raise the stakes.
Speaker 1: I don't think he will. There's a part of me
Speaker 1: that always thinks, as much as he's not the kind
Speaker 1: of guy we love to listen to anymore, I'll always
Speaker 1: love him for what he was and what he did
Speaker 1: for me and what we did together as a team.
Speaker 1: It was so fun. Linda Stacey has become a big liberal.
Speaker 1: I can't curse the days the daily news. She was
Speaker 1: everything to me. And then I go on to meet
Speaker 1: Howard Joan Harvey, Yeah, slaw, I mean the biggest people
Speaker 1: you can imagine, and they are all good to me.
Speaker 1: Forget about their fucking politics. They were good to me.
Speaker 1: I think it's more likely the fact that Sirius is
Speaker 1: not going to extend him that kind of deal, and
Speaker 1: Howard's playing a little bit of hardball. But look, man,
Speaker 1: he's kind of brought somewhere until he dies. Howard Stern
Speaker 1: is not going to disappear into the bewilderness. So stay
Speaker 1: at the beach in Montauk and just disappear from our
Speaker 1: view and never to be heard from again. He's so
Speaker 1: good at what he does. What he does keeps him alive.
Speaker 1: As I said before, if Robin Crivis is still okay,
Speaker 1: and maybe the long word's going now, I'm not hearing
Speaker 1: much about this theory that her health was bad and
Speaker 1: cancer came back. If she's okay, I think she'll do something,
Speaker 1: or he'll do something with Robin someplace else. I don't
Speaker 1: know where, oh what. He's bad mouthed podcasts forever. But
Speaker 1: believe me, if he did a podcast, he'll get a
Speaker 1: lot more listeners than one hundred and twenty thousand people.
Speaker 1: Trust me he would. So maybe that's his next centure.
Speaker 1: But I think the day that that Howard, I say,
Speaker 1: how do you want to think? I think the day
Speaker 1: that we hate to hear that Howard Stern died knowing him,
Speaker 1: I think he probably would have been on the radio
Speaker 1: that morning. I just think he's not gonna go away
Speaker 1: too easily, especially if Robin's healthy. He's got all the
Speaker 1: money in the goddamn world. He doesn't need another five
Speaker 1: hundred million. He understands business. That's what I think is
Speaker 1: gonna happen. He'll stick around somewhere, and you know what,
Speaker 1: if he's on a podcast, I'll give it a listen.
Speaker 1: I'll see what he's gonna do. But the Serious XEM
Speaker 1: show was shit. I don't hear about sal and Ronnie
Speaker 1: Limo drive his sex story so stupid you break all right?
Speaker 1: Gang three shows today Relationships, politics and fame. Time for
Speaker 1: me to make some I'm making some big old sandwiches
Speaker 1: today for Rock going on chicken salad sandwiches on toasted
Speaker 1: Italian bread rubbed with a little garlic, clothing, lettuce and
Speaker 1: Nao and Taino chips on the side, and big nice
Speaker 1: ripe pieces of papaya. Let's get its talk to you
Speaker 1: guys tomorrow