Speaker 1: What's up everybody, it's your girls, Cecily and Stephanie. Hi. Oh,
Speaker 1: I like that. That was good. I don't know if
Speaker 1: you saw her. If you're not following us, by the way,
Speaker 1: on rose Pricks, your stupid? Are we rose Pricks pod
Speaker 1: or podcast? Whatever? Just look at rose Pricks. Yeah, you'll
Speaker 1: find it. Go to that and watch our video because
Speaker 1: we just like went, we just went to the rack.
Speaker 2: That was a very funny video. No, but there was
Speaker 2: a funny video. We we went and we and thank
Speaker 2: you again. I'm gonna thank you publicly. Cecily took me
Speaker 2: to a really nice lunch, a sushi lunch, and then
Speaker 2: she insisted, insisted upon buying me a cookie at Corner Bakery.
Speaker 2: It was really sweet and I it like on my
Speaker 2: way out of the store because that's.
Speaker 1: Where we're at. Of course that was it was a
Speaker 1: birthday thing. It was a birthday lunch and happy. Let
Speaker 1: me publicly say, has bought me lunch so many freaking times? No? No,
Speaker 1: it was yes, Like I'm going to say, I counted
Speaker 1: because I keep a diary of it. Also, I keep
Speaker 1: a diary of how I feel afterwards mentally, physically. Been
Speaker 1: years been doing this for like decades, so thousands, thousands,
Speaker 1: sometimes well thousands.
Speaker 2: I said, I don't that's okay, I don't need a cookie,
Speaker 2: and Cecily was like, yes, you're having a cookie. And
Speaker 2: then I chose my cookie and Cecily said, you know,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to eat mine right now because I'm
Speaker 2: not a big giant pig like you are. I'm just
Speaker 2: going to save mine for when I get home. And
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's my impression of me eating
Speaker 2: it on the way out of the store.
Speaker 1: Oh like slow moo she did. She went on a
Speaker 1: real love register. Uh huh register is that the right word. Yeah. Now,
Speaker 1: before we get into we have a theme today of
Speaker 1: just just the worst dudes, and we're not even those
Speaker 1: kind of women. We are like, oh my god, we've
Speaker 1: had to like not air things because we've defended terrible guys. Yes,
Speaker 1: so we are not the women that are coming for
Speaker 1: the dudes. It's just not our thing at all. We're comics.
Speaker 1: That would be ridiculous, but today we are. Today we are.
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you something that is not going
Speaker 2: to surprise you. You and I have already talked about this,
Speaker 2: and I'm going to be careful so that we don't
Speaker 2: end up in territory where we're like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: we can't air this. Okay, So I'm going to be careful,
Speaker 2: but I am going to say that my sense of
Speaker 2: humor runs towards I have had many a friend who
Speaker 2: have shown me their penis and I thought it was huh, hilarious,
Speaker 2: And that's where my sense of humor was. And I
Speaker 2: have a lot of male comic friends who wouldn't I
Speaker 2: don't think would be scared of getting canceled because they
Speaker 2: know that it. I thought it was funny. But it's
Speaker 2: not to say that I was like, please show me
Speaker 2: your penis, you have my consent. It was to say
Speaker 2: that sometimes they would just whip it out and we
Speaker 2: would laugh uproariously.
Speaker 1: Now I'm not going to say who the person is
Speaker 1: that I know that did that. I know one guy
Speaker 1: that did that with you. I could think of three.
Speaker 1: I could think of three. Now I'm just dying to know,
Speaker 1: because I do want to tell you as a friend,
Speaker 1: and I'm not even joking that is not appropriate. I
Speaker 1: would I'm not I wouldn't go to the police or anything,
Speaker 1: but I would definitely be like, please don't do that.
Speaker 1: I have never had a guy randomly take out his
Speaker 1: dick that I was not hooking with.
Speaker 2: And yeah, so this was a okay, this is a
Speaker 2: guy who is a comic that I used to play
Speaker 2: poker with.
Speaker 1: I know who one of I know who that is
Speaker 1: and and the first initial M, Yes, okay, I know
Speaker 1: who that is. That's so gross. But yes.
Speaker 2: The other one was an agent that I had that
Speaker 2: was dating that was day somebody that I know.
Speaker 1: And he just showed it to both of us and
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, okay, it doesn't really matter, but the fact
Speaker 2: is that we thought it was very funny. And we
Speaker 2: were much younger, but we thought it was funny and
Speaker 2: it was listen. If we had said, please don't do that,
Speaker 2: oh my god, he would have been horrified and been like,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Like it was not meant to scare us.
Speaker 1: I think we were, But what did probably what was
Speaker 1: the third one? I can't I can't even remember. Those
Speaker 1: two definitely stand out. But anyway, my point is that
Speaker 1: I'm not the person as you were just trying to say.
Speaker 1: We're not the kind of people that are like we're
Speaker 1: trying to get people canceled, but like some stories. I'm
Speaker 1: going to get into it and I'm going to say
Speaker 1: I want to say, well, I guess I can say tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I just want to say congratulations to Argentina for getting
Speaker 1: to the finals. Oh that's all. I just want to
Speaker 1: say that, just because I was rooting for England. I
Speaker 1: really wanted England to win and it just lost in
Speaker 1: like kind of the last minute of the whole thing.
Speaker 1: We have won more big game. So Argentina is now
Speaker 1: playing Spain. That's the final World Cup, which I think
Speaker 1: is kind of boring, but I'm not that into it.
Speaker 1: But I kind of got into it this year for
Speaker 1: the first time. Honestly, I was like, this is fucking cool,
Speaker 1: and I just want to say I just want to
Speaker 1: acknowledge that because it just happened. When you're hearing this,
Speaker 1: It happened yesterday. Yeah, so that's cool. You're cool that
Speaker 1: you that you're up on that, I suppose, and I
Speaker 1: love that I'm breaking news to you right now. I'm like, Stephanie,
Speaker 1: it is not okay that three different guys at least
Speaker 1: with their penises out that you were not dating.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, you know what, it was also
Speaker 2: not okay you watching the World Cup. So for no reason,
Speaker 2: I just decide that's that's where I draw the line.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's rude, right, I hear you. Okay, Can I
Speaker 1: ask you one question where any of the penises before
Speaker 1: we get into this, like especially gross or attractive? You
Speaker 1: don't have to say who's who?
Speaker 2: Well, I will say, and this is I truly mean
Speaker 2: this from the bottom of my heart. I don't I
Speaker 2: don't care, like I've never been somebody. I'm not any
Speaker 2: kind of like the person. I think both of the
Speaker 2: people were very proud of their penises and I didn't care.
Speaker 2: I wasn't like, oh my god, I didn't know you
Speaker 2: were working with all of that. But I mean I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I guess it's big, but you know
Speaker 2: it wasn't down flip it and reverse it.
Speaker 1: And reverse it. Yeah I did, because that would really
Speaker 1: be the only that or nine one one, let's see
Speaker 1: either way.
Speaker 2: Evs Okay, here's the I say all of that because
Speaker 2: the story that I bring you is not fucking okay.
Speaker 2: All right, it's not okay. And you know I have
Speaker 2: and I can't believe that the person who said some
Speaker 2: of this ship thinks it is okay, and that person
Speaker 2: may surprise some of you that I'm about to bag
Speaker 2: on them because I'm not going to be able to
Speaker 2: do it on my other show for reasons that are obvious.
Speaker 2: But that person is Adam Carolla.
Speaker 1: Holy what did he say? I'm so scared? Okay, so scared.
Speaker 2: So here's the story. It's it was, it was in
Speaker 2: media and it's Adam Carolla. Co host pushes back after
Speaker 2: he calls, well, I'm going to just tell I'm going
Speaker 2: to read you the article without the headlines. So they Okay,
Speaker 2: Adam's Adam Carolla's co host who who I know? His
Speaker 2: name is Mike Dawson, A good guy.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: He wanted some clarity on what Adam meant after he
Speaker 2: said the rape accusation, which forced Graham Plattner to quit
Speaker 2: his race, sounded more like a quote basic drunken dude
Speaker 2: thing than sexual assault. Okay, so this is what Adam said. Quote,
Speaker 2: this stuff sounds like drunken dude. Behave people get weird
Speaker 2: with this stuff. But I would say most every guy
Speaker 2: I know did what he's being accused of at one
Speaker 2: point or another with their girlfriend at some point after
Speaker 2: a night of drinking, he continued. He continued quote, It's
Speaker 2: basically like, I'm drunk, I'm horny, I weigh fifty pounds
Speaker 2: more than you were going to have sex. It's not
Speaker 2: really rape because we sleep in the same bed and
Speaker 2: I'm just going to pass out and then the next
Speaker 2: day I won't really remember what happened, but I'll buy
Speaker 2: you some flowers.
Speaker 1: It's a basic drunken dude thing. What the I told
Speaker 1: you you were going to be very mad? Can you
Speaker 1: believe he does not give a fuck? He's horrible? Okay?
Speaker 2: Then, so Dawson tried to push back a little bit.
Speaker 2: He said, you're just talking about being blackout drunk and
Speaker 2: doing stuff that you regret and don't remember. You're not
Speaker 2: talking about actually raping. Well, Corolla says, I'm saying exactly
Speaker 2: what it was. He added that he leaved Platner was
Speaker 2: a weirdo, sexual deviant and piece of shit. But he says,
Speaker 2: h So Dawson says, you said that we all knew
Speaker 2: guys who did exactly what he did. I'm just having
Speaker 2: a hard time rectifying that. So Corolla says, got drunk,
Speaker 2: lived with a chick in their twenties, horny, fucked up.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm going to bed and he's like, I'm
Speaker 2: going to get some before you pass out, and then
Speaker 2: we'll both pass out. It's just standard drunken, blue collar
Speaker 2: dude behavior.
Speaker 1: I have so many. First of all, let me just
Speaker 1: ask this why if he thinks the guy's a piece
Speaker 1: of shit. I'm just going to start from this place.
Speaker 2: Hold on here, Okay, Yeah, this is the this is
Speaker 2: what he says. At the end of this, he says
Speaker 2: he thinks society needs less of a black and white
Speaker 2: view of rape. I've been calling everything rape and I
Speaker 2: don't think that's a good idea. I think we need stratas,
Speaker 2: just like we have with murder. What so, I guess
Speaker 2: so the kind of rape is not really rape. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess, like, well, that's not really first degree rape,
Speaker 2: which he says after letting us know that when a
Speaker 2: guy has fifty pounds on a woman and forces her
Speaker 2: to have sex, that's not that should not count as rape.
Speaker 2: Do you know that marital rape, which is basically what
Speaker 2: he's kind of talking about, is illegal. It's illegal and
Speaker 2: it's rape. And I mean what, I mean, what the what?
Speaker 1: What is happening? My mouth is like, I'm I don't
Speaker 1: know him the way you know him. I really haven't
Speaker 1: followed him. I don't know him. I know that you know,
Speaker 1: I know stuff, but I don't know a lot about him.
Speaker 1: And I am in shock because I'm even trying to
Speaker 1: think of other people, other guys in the manisphere, Like
Speaker 1: I don't even think Joe Rogan would say that, I'm honest,
Speaker 1: so either, I mean, that's so outraged, Like that's on
Speaker 1: another level that I am shocked. Yeah, I'm shocked. It's
Speaker 1: absolutely shocking. That's just are we sure? I mean, it's
Speaker 1: so crazy that are we sure that that's a real source,
Speaker 1: Like there's no way they can. That's insane. And the
Speaker 1: scariest part of that is there's not going to be
Speaker 1: ever any pushback because he's got his fans. We live
Speaker 1: in these separate worlds where laws apply to different people,
Speaker 1: we all have different news, and nobody seems to face
Speaker 1: any consequence. I'm not even trying to say, like, like,
Speaker 1: are people other than like, who's even talking about this?
Speaker 1: I know, in fact, I'm going to look that up
Speaker 1: if we look on Reddit to see if people were
Speaker 1: talking about that, because that's freaking insane. He's got twenty
Speaker 1: pounds on her yeah, so that's just what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like what it is. Okay, did he have like a stroke.
Speaker 2: No, he's just he just he's desperate to be in
Speaker 2: the manisphere now, he's desperate to like be stay relevant,
Speaker 2: and he's gone completely off the deep end being an
Speaker 2: alt right guy, and so he's got to just keep
Speaker 2: saying like really crazy shit so that he can be
Speaker 2: on Fox News.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've got it on Reddit. Hold on, hold up,
Speaker 1: it's already It's only from two days ago and it's
Speaker 1: already got over one hundred comments. This is him. There
Speaker 1: might even be a sound up here, but I'd have
Speaker 1: to send it to you. But it just says Kroller
Speaker 1: out here defending Platner's basic drunken dude behavior. So basically
Speaker 1: what you just said. What you said? They quote that
Speaker 1: exactly got drunk, but got drunk live with the chicken,
Speaker 1: their twenties all that. So people are making some jokes
Speaker 1: and then some like, uh, people are just sort of
Speaker 1: making drugs. And one person said, truly horrifying that he
Speaker 1: genuinely sees nothing wrong with this. Even more horrifying, someone says,
Speaker 1: is the fact that he's far from alone. A lot
Speaker 1: of men have long believed this. A lot of men
Speaker 1: and many women sadly truly believe that rape by a
Speaker 1: spouse is by definition, by definition impossible, which is what
Speaker 1: you were just saying. I mean, this is and somebody
Speaker 1: points this out. I don't know if this is true
Speaker 1: because I didn't really listen to Loveline. But someone points
Speaker 1: out rolla mocked rape victims on Loveline all the time.
Speaker 1: Is that true? No idea. I don't think that Drew
Speaker 1: did that. I wasn't like an avid listener, but I
Speaker 1: love them. I love that show.
Speaker 2: Well, doctor Drew's gone completely off the deep end too,
Speaker 2: but you know that he's absolutely horrible, and I.
Speaker 1: Don't think he would say that. I don't think he
Speaker 1: would say that. He said stupid things, but I don't
Speaker 1: think you'd say that. Like maybe he would now.
Speaker 2: I don't know if he would now because now he's
Speaker 2: like mister like taking testosterone supplements and like, I mean, he's.
Speaker 1: Right off now. Yes, Oh my god, oh my god. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's what someone else wrote on Reddit. I was in
Speaker 1: denial of Corolla being a conservative podcast for long, longer
Speaker 1: than I'd like to admit. There was a time when
Speaker 1: the show was funny enough to overlook some bad views,
Speaker 1: and he came off as more of a guy mocking
Speaker 1: conservatives just as much as liberals. He's definitely changed over
Speaker 1: the years. And I bailed at the beginning of COVID,
Speaker 1: which is a long time ago, but I don't know
Speaker 1: what they're talking about. It was six years ago. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Okay, one more. This is legitimately There is
Speaker 1: legitimately popular stuff. I don't know what. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I'm reading as I read it. But unfortunately, like
Speaker 1: Candice Owens and the like, but for example, magazines like
Speaker 1: The National Review largely exist because a few rich guys
Speaker 1: fund it, not because of its popularity. And the same
Speaker 1: thing was sort of true with Daily Wire. It was
Speaker 1: bleeding money, but a rich guy was backing it. So
Speaker 1: I think they're just talking about like these guys can
Speaker 1: say what they want because they have money. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: can't even get wow.
Speaker 2: Well that's why I kind of started this with, like,
Speaker 2: it's not I'm not somebody easily offended and trying to
Speaker 2: cancel people. But that's fucking crazy, yeah, and needs to
Speaker 2: be called out and he should be fucking canceled first, Like,
Speaker 2: how are other regular people being canceled for so much less,
Speaker 2: and people are like Adam Corolla out there defending guys
Speaker 2: with raping women and saying, let's not call it, let's
Speaker 2: not call it rape so fast. That's just a guy
Speaker 2: who weighs fifty pounds more than you forcing you to
Speaker 2: have sex against your will.
Speaker 1: That's not rape. Well, the last I checked, that was
Speaker 1: literally the definition of rape. That's the money answer, that's
Speaker 1: what it is. And back to what I originally said,
Speaker 1: is like why if he thinks that Klatner is a scumbag,
Speaker 1: which I agree with, why would even why? Boy? Like,
Speaker 1: why stick your It's not even a friend. It's not
Speaker 1: even like the Louis c. K Sarah Silverman situation. If
Speaker 1: you remember that she came out and she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that he did this, but he is my friend.
Speaker 1: You remember all that, and then she had big trouble
Speaker 1: for that, and that's a totally different thing. That's such
Speaker 1: a different thing to me. But it's not even that.
Speaker 1: And someone wrote, especially noteworthy that Corolla would probably disagree
Speaker 1: with every policy position Platner advanced, and so why would
Speaker 1: you even that?
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly the point, just because you're in that dick,
Speaker 2: and you want to say stuff that really riles people
Speaker 2: up and you just don't care. It doesn't matter. You're
Speaker 2: going to say stuff.
Speaker 1: That you just know is like edgy, and you know
Speaker 1: you're going to defend rape and go, yeah, come at me,
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. Absolutely insane. Yeah, okay, Well
Speaker 1: moving on to like a brighter spot, Nick Reiner were
Speaker 1: talking about that. Yeah, let's deal. Well, we're not gonna
Speaker 1: we won't talk about it too much. This just popped up,
Speaker 1: and it's interesting to me because I'm gonna just read
Speaker 1: you the headline on page six, which is Rob Reiner's
Speaker 1: Rob Reiner's sister. I read that wrong. I originally read
Speaker 1: that as Nick Reiner's sister. So I guess Nick Reiner's
Speaker 1: aunt stands behind the accused murderer. That's him Nick as
Speaker 1: he deteriorates in prisons. So we've got a sister of
Speaker 1: Rob Reiner. Imagine how those kids feel. So okay, Nick
Speaker 1: Reiner still has support from one of his closest relatives,
Speaker 1: his aunt, Annie Annie Reiner, has remained by her nephew's
Speaker 1: side since he was charged in connection with the murders. Now,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this, probably what Rob and Michelle would
Speaker 1: have wanted. They they died for him, honestly, so I
Speaker 1: could see them going like, yeah, that's cool, honestly, if
Speaker 1: we really get into it. But it says Annie, he's
Speaker 1: been supportive of Nick throughout the legal proceedings, and insider said,
Speaker 1: despite the circumstances surrounding the case, Oh, that's a nice
Speaker 1: way to put it, she's remained in his corner and
Speaker 1: her presence has been a great deal to him. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the other kids don't feel that way. I'm
Speaker 1: going to bet on that just you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's some circumstances, you know, death and all that,
Speaker 2: but like you murder with a knife, it's some crazy circumstances.
Speaker 1: But you know, all things considered, great guy. A source
Speaker 1: close to the Reiner family told The Daily Mail that
Speaker 1: Nick no longer looks like Nick. They're sad that he
Speaker 1: lost some weight in prison, don't He's amazing. He's almost bald,
Speaker 1: well because they shaved his head first off. For sure,
Speaker 1: bald because they have to keep his hair super short
Speaker 1: to keep the bugs out. It says, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's true, but okay, and he's super skinny because of
Speaker 1: the intense medication he's on. His eyes are very sunken in.
Speaker 1: Are you fucking kidding me? I don't want to say
Speaker 1: he shouldn't have to be on medication. He's just a no,
Speaker 1: he's a little guy. He's a little funny guy. He's
Speaker 1: just like me. Why does he have to feel like
Speaker 1: the medication makes him too tired? He soull in his
Speaker 1: eyes or so? I think his eyes were pretty already
Speaker 1: sunk in. I'm not a fan if that, If I
Speaker 1: made that clear, and if I sound unsympathetic, I am unsympathetic.
Speaker 1: It is nice that the sister is doing something kind
Speaker 1: and showing grace, I guess you could say. And like
Speaker 1: I said, I think that's probably what the Reiner parents
Speaker 1: would have wanted. They did every single thing they could
Speaker 1: do for this kid till the end. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: feel sorry for his siblings. Do you think they would
Speaker 1: have maybe drawn the line at murdering them.
Speaker 2: You'd think, something, what, we've done everything we can do,
Speaker 2: and you still murdered us, So we're gonna stop helping you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we can't help you anymore. But do you ever
Speaker 1: have like a friend who's like terrible and you have
Speaker 1: mutual friends and that friend let's call the friend Jason,
Speaker 1: and Jason just keeps doing terrible things and you're you
Speaker 1: feel like you're you're the only one seeing it, and
Speaker 1: your other friends are like, what, you're so weird. Jason's great, right,
Speaker 1: and then Jason finally just does the worst thing, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, now you now I can put my hands
Speaker 1: up right, like you get it, and they're like, we
Speaker 1: get it. And then one of the friends goes behind
Speaker 1: your back and they're like, but I'm still on Jason's side. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a long way to go for that. But
Speaker 1: let's let's move on to another man in prison, beautiful man,
Speaker 1: beautiful man, sexy man, and that is R Kelly. Yes, oh,
Speaker 1: I guess this is a time, a good time for
Speaker 1: ad f Mary kill oh R Kelly, Adam Corolla for
Speaker 1: Nick Rener. Oh that's not fair. That might be our
Speaker 1: best one to ever. Oh my God, to choose God,
Speaker 1: I mean songs we'll sing to you. Just keep that
Speaker 1: in mind. Watch I choose Adam for the person I'm
Speaker 1: going to have sex with.
Speaker 2: And then Lynette's like, we can't, I cannot do a
Speaker 2: podcast with you anymore, Like this is crazy like you married.
Speaker 2: You said you want to have sex with kill him.
Speaker 1: I could name him though, I mean, we're not killing anyone.
Speaker 1: We're not. We're tickling somebody until it really really is upsetting.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'm having sex with Reiner. Nick Reiner,
Speaker 2: how okay? I would have offed him, but go on, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you're the moral police is here.
Speaker 1: I'm sexing R Kelly because I think he would sing
Speaker 1: some really fun stuff, like it's just sex. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna no one else is there.
Speaker 2: I mean, but but he but there's like you'd have
Speaker 2: to get a long wavy oil the baby oil involved.
Speaker 1: That's not him. He's not busy baby or that's diddy.
Speaker 1: Don't oh oh, R Kelly. Okay, R Kelly would pee
Speaker 1: on you though, that's not gonna be fine, it's worth
Speaker 1: it's better than the other two. Would have sex with
Speaker 1: Nick Reiner?
Speaker 2: I would, I would, Uh, I can't, this is too hard.
Speaker 1: I'll do it. I'll just do it for you. I
Speaker 1: don't have any steak I would have sex with I
Speaker 1: have sex with R Kelly. I would, well, i'd have
Speaker 1: to off Reiner, and I guess i'd have to marry Corolla.
Speaker 1: But wow, here's what I would do. I would have
Speaker 1: to change. I would spend that time working on his
Speaker 1: belief systems.
Speaker 2: And somebody I know has worked real hard on that
Speaker 2: and it didn't do any good.
Speaker 1: Right, So what's r Kelly up to? My sexy love?
Speaker 2: Okay, so R Kelly too, Trump, commute my sentence. I
Speaker 2: was targeted. He was targeted. So he's shooting his shot
Speaker 2: at President Trump in a bid to get out of
Speaker 2: prison early filing for clemency with the Department of Justice.
Speaker 2: This is according to his lawyer, whose name is Bo Brindley. Love,
Speaker 2: imagine that name, Bo Brindley. Mom, Mom, lawyer Bo Brindley now.
Speaker 1: Sturing him, and I want to see if he looks
Speaker 1: like what I think he looks like? Should I say?
Speaker 1: Should I say it? First? What I think he looked.
Speaker 1: I think he's kind of like a Southern guy with
Speaker 1: kind of kind of good looking in my opinion, like
Speaker 1: grayish hair. Is that what you see?
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking I'm not looking at a picture of him,
Speaker 2: but I'm thinking he looks like.
Speaker 1: The Murdoch, like the Papa Murdoch. I don't see any
Speaker 1: pictures of him, but the guy that I see that
Speaker 1: when it comes up the law office. Oh is it
Speaker 1: Brindley or Brindley Brindley b R I N D L
Speaker 1: E Y.
Speaker 2: I see him. He doesn't look like at all, like
Speaker 2: he looks a little mafio. So okay. So he says
Speaker 2: he'd been working with Kelly on the clemency petition for
Speaker 2: quite a while before it was submitted Tuesday, So that
Speaker 2: was just yesterday. From when we're recording this, we're told
Speaker 2: Kelly is asking Potus to commute his combined thirty one
Speaker 2: year sentence for two convictions in twenty one and twenty two,
Speaker 2: one of which was Brooklyn, New York, and the other
Speaker 2: in Chicago. In the New York case, Kelly was found
Speaker 2: guilty of racketeering, sexual exploitation of children, forced labor, and
Speaker 2: the Man Act violations. During the Chicago trial, he was
Speaker 2: convicted of producing child pornography and enticing a minor to
Speaker 2: engage in sexual activity.
Speaker 1: And you want to have sex with him, go ahead,
Speaker 1: So they're also Brindley bo.
Speaker 2: Brindley is also saying that Kelly's health issues should warrant
Speaker 2: his release.
Speaker 1: He's got a blak Sate.
Speaker 2: Act and other health problems. Poor guy, poor little guy,
Speaker 2: a little sweet guy. He's just a sweet little guy.
Speaker 2: Of course, Trumps. I don't think Trump's gonna do that.
Speaker 2: I honestly, I'm not trying to give him credit. But
Speaker 2: why would he do that? Why would he be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're good, Yeah, not run? I mean he can't. Well
Speaker 2: he will run again, So you can't run again, but
Speaker 2: he will.
Speaker 1: Do you have another men behaving badly story? Look, I
Speaker 1: probably do, but I can find because I haven't all
Speaker 1: have to open this.
Speaker 2: I do have another story that's not about men behaving badly,
Speaker 2: but it is about Ariana Grande. And you know, I'm
Speaker 2: a little bit obsessed with like these relationships.
Speaker 1: We can throw that in. I also have the Howard
Speaker 1: Stern thing. It's just that he's firing a bunch of people.
Speaker 1: He may kind of a man behaving badly takes so
Speaker 1: much money. The headline is the staggering amount Howard Stern
Speaker 1: makes per minute despite cutting radio shows and laying off employees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's going off like almost all his employees
Speaker 2: because he's going to once a week.
Speaker 1: But you can tell us the story, right, he renewed
Speaker 1: his contract blah blah blah. So the amount for his
Speaker 1: current contract hasn't been disclosed. He's coming off and I
Speaker 1: dropping five hundred million dollar deal over five years, So
Speaker 1: one hundred million dollars a year. Wow, going off Stern's
Speaker 1: previous years yearly salary of one hundred million a year
Speaker 1: and his four hours a week radio show that's all
Speaker 1: he does. He's earning eight thousand dollars per minute. Let
Speaker 1: me say that again, eight thousand dollars per minute. I
Speaker 1: never liked the guy. That's just me. I know, I
Speaker 1: know he turned around on a lot of things. I
Speaker 1: still think he's shit personally. I don't know him. Maybe
Speaker 1: he's really nice. I like that. That's where we did.
Speaker 1: I don't like if I met him at a radio
Speaker 1: convention and I found him really obnoxious. This was so
Speaker 1: so long ago. Yeah, it was. I used to go
Speaker 1: to these radio conventions every year to drum up business
Speaker 1: for my radio show, and so they'd be all over.
Speaker 1: Everybody was there, So that's where I got all jokes
Speaker 1: about like different like morning shows, Jon and the Ricketts
Speaker 1: or whatever, like shit, and sometimes we'd have like guest speakers,
Speaker 1: and Howard Stern show up. Once and he walked in
Speaker 1: and it was like he had to say, you wouldn't
Speaker 1: take his sunglasses off in a very like dark hotel
Speaker 1: convention room. It was just like, you know, he's sort
Speaker 1: of that guy. That's not why I don't like him.
Speaker 1: I didn't like the way he talked to people on
Speaker 1: his show. I hated the way he talked to women
Speaker 1: and told them that they were fat and sexualized people.
Speaker 1: I thought it was disgusting. I know he changed his ways.
Speaker 2: It's almost like, you're okay with women being fat. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm That's what I'm hearing. I'm hearing like you're okay,
Speaker 2: like you're inclusive about like different sizes, which is like,
Speaker 2: that's that's.
Speaker 1: Not what you say in private. I know that he
Speaker 1: became I know he apologized for a lot of that,
Speaker 1: and I do think that people can change, and I
Speaker 1: do give him grace for that. But it's also ridiculous
Speaker 1: how much somebody like is paid for that shit. That's
Speaker 1: not to say he should turn down if that's what
Speaker 1: they want to pay him, take it, okay, But that's wow,
Speaker 1: eight thousand dollars a minute a minute? What do you
Speaker 1: even why even continue to work? Like, what kind of
Speaker 1: ego do you have? I know, you got five hundred
Speaker 1: million dollars, you have a billion dollars. And he's still
Speaker 1: married to Beth, who he's been married to this whole time. Right,
Speaker 1: so he doesn't owe any It's not like someng w
Speaker 1: and Mel Gibson got dumped to give half his money away. Right.
Speaker 1: I better get a Jodie Foster movie about a puppet
Speaker 1: at a beaver puppet, or I won't be able to
Speaker 1: pay it off my alimony. Right, What the fuck? Why
Speaker 1: do you even need that? Is he giving it? Does
Speaker 1: he give it to charity? Let me look, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: sure he gives so much money to charity. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he does too. I know he's on a good side
Speaker 1: of a lot of things. I want to really is.
Speaker 2: And I'm going to say that he's very very big now,
Speaker 2: and I know he didn't used to be, but he's
Speaker 2: very big on like not punching down and yeah, which
Speaker 2: a lot of people aren't. And I think he was
Speaker 2: one of the early people with his reputation to start
Speaker 2: going like no enough, like I like Hillary Clinton and
Speaker 2: Trump socks, yes, And I can't believe everybody's so being
Speaker 2: so crazy and being followers. And he was, like I
Speaker 2: don't care. I'm going to say what I'm going to say,
Speaker 2: and we needed. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: And by the way, he and his wife are heavily,
Speaker 1: according to AI, involved in animal rescues. Okay, he got
Speaker 1: me back. Prominent supporters foster parents for the North Shore
Speaker 1: Animal League in America, the world's largest no kill animal rescue.
Speaker 1: She's a spokesperson. They also have tons of other stuff.
Speaker 1: They also run the Linda B. And Howard Stern Family Foundation,
Speaker 1: which supports like food Insequito, food insecurity. He also uses
Speaker 1: his platform to raise money, sometimes to charity calendars and
Speaker 1: book proceeds.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, yeah, hey he's pretty different. I mean, listen,
Speaker 2: you know, there's just so many people to hate these
Speaker 2: days that I feel like, I know, they can't waste
Speaker 2: ourselves on the wrong ones.
Speaker 1: You're so right, and I agree with him on so
Speaker 1: many things.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and he did used to suck, and he
Speaker 2: he acknowledges that. And it's not like he's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't stand behind anything. I you know, he's just like,
Speaker 2: whatever you evolve.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you were going to tell us really quick about
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande because.
Speaker 2: I was just going to tell you that I was
Speaker 2: going to tell you that's so fast, just that it's
Speaker 2: so stupid.
Speaker 1: I don't even need to tell you.
Speaker 2: But basically, so, she breaks up with Ethan Slater, who
Speaker 2: you know, left his wife for her, and they're like
Speaker 2: a new baby. She just I don't love Ariana Grande's
Speaker 2: like relationship style, like just and she's so flippant about it.
Speaker 2: So she's now back with this old boyfriend that she
Speaker 2: had named Ricky Alvarez.
Speaker 1: Did you know about this guy? I don't remember him?
Speaker 2: So, uh, Ricky remained close with Ariana's family over the years,
Speaker 2: and this person says, this inside source says that's something
Speaker 2: she really appreciates. And he also made an effort to
Speaker 2: show up and support her while she's on tour, which
Speaker 2: hasn't gone unnoticed.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like you think that Ethan Slater didn't show
Speaker 2: up on tour to be like his serious girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure he did. So.
Speaker 2: They sparked dating rumors last month when they were spotted
Speaker 2: hanging out with a group of friends at an Austin,
Speaker 2: Texas restaurant for her birthday, and then they were subsequently
Speaker 2: together for the Fourth of July weekend and they were
Speaker 2: snapped leaving a whole foods and carrying grocery bags. But
Speaker 2: here's the big, the big story. So while she was
Speaker 2: singing earlier this week, she was singing thank You Next,
Speaker 2: which famously name drops all her former romantic partners, and
Speaker 2: when she changed the lyrics from wrote some songs about Ricky,
Speaker 2: which goes, wrote some songs about rig Now I listen
Speaker 2: and laugh.
Speaker 1: To, wrote some songs about Ricky.
Speaker 2: We always find our way back, And then footage shows
Speaker 2: the crowd just going totally wild.
Speaker 1: I just feel bad for Ethan. What about Pete Davidson
Speaker 1: over here? Baby Mama? What about Buttle Eyes? You don't
Speaker 1: you're not missing buttle Eyes. Yeah, I just saw this
Speaker 1: stupid thing. My algorithm showed me the stupidest thing about
Speaker 1: Ariana Grande. There's this woman, she's like a Quanon person
Speaker 1: and she's not joking, and she makes these videos and
Speaker 1: she'll show like Ariana Grande the way she looked, you know,
Speaker 1: ten years ago and now, yeah, she's thin whatever, but
Speaker 1: she'll show her like how thin she is. And she's
Speaker 1: like and this scary music's playing underneath, and she's like, Hollywood,
Speaker 1: tell me this is really Ariana. We know it's a clone.
Speaker 1: She's not joking. Oh my god, so many And if
Speaker 1: you look at the comments, people are serious. They're not
Speaker 1: fucking around. They're like yeah, or if nothing else, if
Speaker 1: it's not cloning, they're just blaming it on, just like
Speaker 1: you know Epstein, every single one of them. It's like,
Speaker 1: what's going on here? In the Music's like no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no no no. It's like, yes, she
Speaker 1: lost a lot of weight, is honestly what it is? Really?
Speaker 1: Nothing else? Do it not? Great? Oh my god? All right,
Speaker 1: you guys, I think that is enough insanity for the day.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
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Speaker 1: And I have an idea for Randy may Ames, who
Speaker 1: also uses her shop for charity. I don't know if
Speaker 1: she's given us one. She probably has, but she won't
Speaker 1: mind this at all because we mentioned Howard Stern. How
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Speaker 1: little thing is this cute little puppy and it just says,
Speaker 1: help ducky heal. He's five months he's suffering from a
Speaker 1: skin condition and you can donate to help him. And
Speaker 1: I'm going to do that. So yeah, in our friend's honor.
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Speaker 2: Right, thanks everybody, and we will see you tomorrow or
Speaker 2: the next day or Monday whatever. Stop, get off our back, okay,
Speaker 2: love you guys. Bye bye,