Speaker 1: It's the second date update on KJE.
Speaker 2: Derek, are you you're making breakfast?
Speaker 3: Are you ready to do this or no? I'm good.
I'm good.
Speaker 2: That's cool. We got to get you another date. So Derek, yes,
you told us you're you at a Costco. First date
with Kelsey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we did have a real lunch first, but
then we just ended up going to Costco afterward because
their ice cream Sundays are amazing and she's never had one.
Speaker 2: Oh so nice to share. So now you introduced her
to the Costco Sunday.
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: She thought it was great and said she even told
me that she was addicted, so I thought it was
a ten out of ten date. I got her hooked
on Costco Sundays, so I've been texting her let's go
get another Sunday at Costco right now.
Speaker 3: She's just blowing me off.
Speaker 1: And she doesn't even have a Costco membership, so I'm
kind of her ticket to get the Sunday Sunday.
Speaker 2: You're the other one hundred million people that have Costco memberships.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of your way in.
Speaker 2: I'm a member of the club.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm the mayor of Costco.
Speaker 2: I love that you're quirky enough to say, hey, best
desserted town is at Costco, let's go. And she was
into it, but it doesn't want to go out again.
So Derek, you know how this works. We will get
Kelsey on the phone and we'll figure out why you're
not getting that that second date.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's do it.
Speaker 2: Kelsey, Hello, welcome to the second date update. We understand
that your date went from lunch to the snack barck
Costco for dessert second location.
Speaker 3: Always a good time.
Speaker 2: Because you'd never had the Costco Sunday, and according to Derek,
you are now addicted, but not so addicted that you'll
go back to Costco with him and get into their
Sunday or even go out with him at all.
Speaker 3: Apparently.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I can't lie, like when I when he
said we were going to Costco spri dessert, I thought
it was odd, but the Sundays heaven so good. So
problem is after we ate the Sunday, he made me
walk around and like ground for free sample, Like that's
not my thing at all.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait, so you obviously aren't like a
Costco Sam's Club person, so you so you're not familiar
that they give out free samp.
Speaker 3: It's right to the deal.
Speaker 4: No, I mean I felt like I was a dog
begging for treat, like, don't thank you.
Speaker 2: Oh I love those samples.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 4: So we were walking around and he was like, oh,
do you want more? And I was like no, and
he grabbed them so he could eat them, like he
would get to eat them for both of us. And
it was just hard pass under samples.
Speaker 1: Okay, how do you not like free samples.
Speaker 4: Around every single aisle looking for free food?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I didn't make you walk every aisle like I
know the aisles.
Speaker 2: Where the sample strategically mapped.
Speaker 4: I mean it was just like, oh, look there's one
over there, and here's another one over here. Were cheasing
tiny pieces of food around a Costco.
Speaker 1: They were free samples, Like that's the best part of Costco.
Speaker 2: You you seriously lived your whole life this far not
done this and never gotten free samples.
Speaker 4: I mean, it was just embarrassing. You got so excited
because they were like little cups of chicken and cheese cheeses.
Speaker 2: Not only an experience. You're kind of tie samples.
Speaker 4: It's not that samples are bad, it's just I don't
want to feel like a mood for a tiny bite
of food Like I don't know, I just I really
don't want to do it on a date either.
Speaker 3: So you can't date someone who likes free samples.
Speaker 4: I don't think so. I mean, you're a grown man
getting excited about free cheese.
Speaker 3: You're damn right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think we're her mast.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Kelsey, a man and I are not going to
pretend we understand your embarrassment. I think my wife, though,
does understand me. Going quick over to the next one
before these people get we get big. I'm a grown
man who gets excited about a piece of cheese as well,
But Kelsey to eat their own. Thanks for coming on
the second date updates exactly.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, I still don't understand. I appreciate what you guys
just said. I mean, I just don't get it. I mean,
everyone loves Costco samples and it's all like I took her.
I'm sure diving.
Speaker 3: I got us some free chicken nuggies and I had
a good time. If that's a deal breaker, well then babe. Yeah,
I think you're going to find the girl, all right.
Speaker 2: But I'm looking for the there's she can't be the
only one. And do we look as ridiculous as she
made us?
Speaker 4: So maybe we don't.
Speaker 2: We just don't know and we're scrounging for samples. We'll
have a whole conversation about this. But Derek, I mean
in this room we're fans.
Speaker 3: Yes we are, Yes we are.
Speaker 1: And hey, you know what if I'm a Costco king,
I'm just looking for my Costco.
Speaker 3: The best.
Speaker 2: Derek, thanks for coming on the second Dight up dates.
Speaker 3: Thanks guys. Bye.
Speaker 2: Okay, Tyrrell has some thoughts on this.
Speaker 3: Man. I I'm I'm all with Derek. Man, Well, let's
Costco than samples up.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I've had a romance with.
Speaker 4: Over the radio, Like I was like, Yo, you know
what there, call me.
Speaker 3: Bro, we'll go cost go together.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll sample that whole Costco twice.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: You're the most fun.
Speaker 4: How are you? That's fun? It's the time of the morning.
Speaker 3: You're the best. Why not appreciate you woke up this morning?
Speaker 4: That's right, we sure did that. There's there's Costco sample
to be.
Speaker 2: Had, Honey, today, you know what I'm telling today, I'll
call y'all back again. Okay, you're the most fun and
I'll see you at Costco. Apparently high five.
Speaker 4: I fought back brother, Thanks Tarah, bye bye, Thank you God.