1 00:00:01,040 --> 00:00:04,639 Speaker 1: It's the second date update on KJE. 2 00:00:05,440 --> 00:00:07,200 Speaker 2: Derek, are you you're making breakfast? 3 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 3: Are you ready to do this or no? I'm good. 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:13,759 I'm good. 5 00:00:13,919 --> 00:00:17,879 Speaker 2: That's cool. We got to get you another date. So Derek, yes, 6 00:00:18,239 --> 00:00:21,280 you told us you're you at a Costco. First date 7 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:22,640 with Kelsey. 8 00:00:23,239 --> 00:00:27,519 Speaker 1: Yeah, well we did have a real lunch first, but 9 00:00:27,559 --> 00:00:30,160 then we just ended up going to Costco afterward because 10 00:00:30,879 --> 00:00:34,880 their ice cream Sundays are amazing and she's never had one. 11 00:00:35,119 --> 00:00:38,719 Speaker 2: Oh so nice to share. So now you introduced her 12 00:00:39,119 --> 00:00:40,880 to the Costco Sunday. 13 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,439 Speaker 3: I did. 14 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,159 Speaker 1: She thought it was great and said she even told 15 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,119 me that she was addicted, so I thought it was 16 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:49,840 a ten out of ten date. I got her hooked 17 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:53,799 on Costco Sundays, so I've been texting her let's go 18 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,359 get another Sunday at Costco right now. 19 00:00:56,560 --> 00:00:58,000 Speaker 3: She's just blowing me off. 20 00:00:58,399 --> 00:01:02,159 Speaker 1: And she doesn't even have a Costco membership, so I'm 21 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:07,920 kind of her ticket to get the Sunday Sunday. 22 00:01:09,640 --> 00:01:13,599 Speaker 2: You're the other one hundred million people that have Costco memberships. 23 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,000 Speaker 3: I'm kind of your way in. 24 00:01:15,280 --> 00:01:16,760 Speaker 2: I'm a member of the club. 25 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,200 Speaker 3: Okay, I'm the mayor of Costco. 26 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:28,280 Speaker 2: I love that you're quirky enough to say, hey, best 27 00:01:28,280 --> 00:01:30,920 desserted town is at Costco, let's go. And she was 28 00:01:30,959 --> 00:01:32,640 into it, but it doesn't want to go out again. 29 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,040 So Derek, you know how this works. We will get 30 00:01:35,079 --> 00:01:36,840 Kelsey on the phone and we'll figure out why you're 31 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:38,200 not getting that that second date. 32 00:01:38,239 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, let's do it. 33 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:47,040 Speaker 2: Kelsey, Hello, welcome to the second date update. We understand 34 00:01:47,079 --> 00:01:51,519 that your date went from lunch to the snack barck 35 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:53,560 Costco for dessert second location. 36 00:01:53,719 --> 00:01:54,879 Speaker 3: Always a good time. 37 00:01:54,879 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 2: Because you'd never had the Costco Sunday, and according to Derek, 38 00:01:58,879 --> 00:02:02,200 you are now addicted, but not so addicted that you'll 39 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,920 go back to Costco with him and get into their 40 00:02:03,959 --> 00:02:07,040 Sunday or even go out with him at all. 41 00:02:07,079 --> 00:02:07,599 Speaker 3: Apparently. 42 00:02:08,159 --> 00:02:11,400 Speaker 4: Okay, so I can't lie, like when I when he 43 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,960 said we were going to Costco spri dessert, I thought 44 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:21,719 it was odd, but the Sundays heaven so good. So 45 00:02:22,199 --> 00:02:25,960 problem is after we ate the Sunday, he made me 46 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:31,319 walk around and like ground for free sample, Like that's 47 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:32,599 not my thing at all. 48 00:02:32,759 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 2: Wait a minute, wait, so you obviously aren't like a 49 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:40,360 Costco Sam's Club person, so you so you're not familiar 50 00:02:40,479 --> 00:02:42,400 that they give out free samp. 51 00:02:42,199 --> 00:02:42,960 Speaker 3: It's right to the deal. 52 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 4: No, I mean I felt like I was a dog 53 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,680 begging for treat, like, don't thank you. 54 00:02:48,479 --> 00:02:49,599 Speaker 2: Oh I love those samples. 55 00:02:49,759 --> 00:02:49,919 Speaker 3: No. 56 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:52,000 Speaker 4: So we were walking around and he was like, oh, 57 00:02:52,039 --> 00:02:53,759 do you want more? And I was like no, and 58 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,719 he grabbed them so he could eat them, like he 59 00:02:55,759 --> 00:02:58,280 would get to eat them for both of us. And 60 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:02,479 it was just hard pass under samples. 61 00:03:02,639 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: Okay, how do you not like free samples. 62 00:03:08,479 --> 00:03:12,080 Speaker 4: Around every single aisle looking for free food? 63 00:03:13,479 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 3: Yeah? I didn't make you walk every aisle like I 64 00:03:16,439 --> 00:03:17,960 know the aisles. 65 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 2: Where the sample strategically mapped. 66 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:29,879 Speaker 4: I mean it was just like, oh, look there's one 67 00:03:29,879 --> 00:03:32,960 over there, and here's another one over here. Were cheasing 68 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:35,319 tiny pieces of food around a Costco. 69 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:40,639 Speaker 1: They were free samples, Like that's the best part of Costco. 70 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 2: You you seriously lived your whole life this far not 71 00:03:46,240 --> 00:03:48,439 done this and never gotten free samples. 72 00:03:49,439 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 4: I mean, it was just embarrassing. You got so excited 73 00:03:52,879 --> 00:03:56,080 because they were like little cups of chicken and cheese cheeses. 74 00:03:58,039 --> 00:04:02,560 Speaker 2: Not only an experience. You're kind of tie samples. 75 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,879 Speaker 4: It's not that samples are bad, it's just I don't 76 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:08,680 want to feel like a mood for a tiny bite 77 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:11,919 of food Like I don't know, I just I really 78 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,680 don't want to do it on a date either. 79 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:17,079 Speaker 3: So you can't date someone who likes free samples. 80 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:20,920 Speaker 4: I don't think so. I mean, you're a grown man 81 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:23,000 getting excited about free cheese. 82 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:24,639 Speaker 3: You're damn right. 83 00:04:27,160 --> 00:04:29,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think we're her mast. 84 00:04:29,959 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 2: Sorry, Kelsey, a man and I are not going to 85 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:38,240 pretend we understand your embarrassment. I think my wife, though, 86 00:04:38,519 --> 00:04:41,199 does understand me. Going quick over to the next one 87 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:46,279 before these people get we get big. I'm a grown 88 00:04:46,319 --> 00:04:49,000 man who gets excited about a piece of cheese as well, 89 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,920 But Kelsey to eat their own. Thanks for coming on 90 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,439 the second date updates exactly. 91 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:55,160 Speaker 4: Thank you. 92 00:04:55,399 --> 00:04:59,079 Speaker 1: Okay, I still don't understand. I appreciate what you guys 93 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,120 just said. I mean, I just don't get it. I mean, 94 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:04,199 everyone loves Costco samples and it's all like I took her. 95 00:05:04,319 --> 00:05:06,439 I'm sure diving. 96 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 3: I got us some free chicken nuggies and I had 97 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:15,439 a good time. If that's a deal breaker, well then babe. Yeah, 98 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:17,920 I think you're going to find the girl, all right. 99 00:05:17,959 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 2: But I'm looking for the there's she can't be the 100 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,120 only one. And do we look as ridiculous as she 101 00:05:23,319 --> 00:05:23,800 made us? 102 00:05:23,839 --> 00:05:24,839 Speaker 4: So maybe we don't. 103 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 2: We just don't know and we're scrounging for samples. We'll 104 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,040 have a whole conversation about this. But Derek, I mean 105 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:31,720 in this room we're fans. 106 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:35,199 Speaker 3: Yes we are, Yes we are. 107 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,279 Speaker 1: And hey, you know what if I'm a Costco king, 108 00:05:37,399 --> 00:05:39,319 I'm just looking for my Costco. 109 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 3: The best. 110 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:45,240 Speaker 2: Derek, thanks for coming on the second Dight up dates. 111 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:46,959 Speaker 3: Thanks guys. Bye. 112 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:49,000 Speaker 2: Okay, Tyrrell has some thoughts on this. 113 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:53,000 Speaker 3: Man. I I'm I'm all with Derek. Man, Well, let's 114 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,560 Costco than samples up. 115 00:05:54,759 --> 00:05:55,600 Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying. 116 00:05:55,759 --> 00:05:57,680 Speaker 3: I've had a romance with. 117 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 4: Over the radio, Like I was like, Yo, you know 118 00:06:02,399 --> 00:06:03,480 what there, call me. 119 00:06:03,519 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 3: Bro, we'll go cost go together. 120 00:06:05,360 --> 00:06:09,639 Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll sample that whole Costco twice. 121 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 3: All right, I'm with you. 122 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:14,519 Speaker 2: You're the most fun. 123 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:17,120 Speaker 4: How are you? That's fun? It's the time of the morning. 124 00:06:17,560 --> 00:06:21,439 Speaker 3: You're the best. Why not appreciate you woke up this morning? 125 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:24,920 Speaker 4: That's right, we sure did that. There's there's Costco sample 126 00:06:25,040 --> 00:06:25,279 to be. 127 00:06:25,279 --> 00:06:32,959 Speaker 2: Had, Honey, today, you know what I'm telling today, I'll 128 00:06:32,959 --> 00:06:36,480 call y'all back again. Okay, you're the most fun and 129 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:38,560 I'll see you at Costco. Apparently high five. 130 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:44,399 Speaker 4: I fought back brother, Thanks Tarah, bye bye, Thank you God.