Speaker 1: Get ready Thursday, April three, twenty twenty five. Allegedly, according
Speaker 1: to that thing we call a calendar, this the Ocelly effect.
Speaker 1: You listening there, If you're hearing me live just on
Speaker 1: a Thursday, Thorsday, that is just after eight pm Eastern time,
Speaker 1: then yeah, you're hearing me live, but most likely you're
Speaker 1: catching the podcast whatever it may or may not be,
Speaker 1: as it is, as it was and as it shall
Speaker 1: be here on a Thursday or Thursday. Anyway, not much
Speaker 1: happening guest wise this week. But I figured i'd bring
Speaker 1: you a couple of interesting things or points of interest
Speaker 1: or whatever, quick note according to the Daily Mail. And
Speaker 1: I will drop this particular story in the live Chatroommetochelli
Speaker 1: dot com, which you can always go back and roll
Speaker 1: back later if you like, or check with the show
Speaker 1: notes at some point I do put those in there
Speaker 1: for you guys. Anyways, Yeah, show notes and all that.
Speaker 1: I'll give you one of the articles I'm reading from
Speaker 1: Daily Mail. Here we go. Now. A couple of years ago,
Speaker 1: everybody was telling me the different things I should do,
Speaker 1: et cetera, et cetera with banking with my money, move
Speaker 1: away from PayPal, whatever. But you know everybody was using
Speaker 1: Zel to send money between their bank accounts. I don't
Speaker 1: have a bank account anymore. Anyway. Zell, used by one
Speaker 1: hundred and fifty million, shuts down its app Okay, so
Speaker 1: Chase Bank to restrict key online feature used by millions
Speaker 1: because it was a New York Chase based app. Okay
Speaker 1: New York Chase Bank based app Anyway, one of the
Speaker 1: biggest names in digital banking, has officially shut down its app,
Speaker 1: sending millions scrambling to make sure they have a way
Speaker 1: of sending money. Zell, which has one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: million customers in the US, will no longer allow users
Speaker 1: to make payments through their standalone app. The company initially
Speaker 1: warned users that their app was shutting down its payment
Speaker 1: services on October thirty first, twenty twenty four, and on Tuesday,
Speaker 1: the change went into effect. Although millions of Americans used
Speaker 1: Zell to pay their rent, pay bills, and send money
Speaker 1: to friends and family, the company noted that only two
Speaker 1: percent of these transactions take place on the standalone app itself.
Speaker 1: The vast majority of users actually access Zel through their bank,
Speaker 1: which led the digital payment giant to decide it was
Speaker 1: time to cut their app. Zell launched the twenty seventeen
Speaker 1: launched in twenty seventeen with the backing of thirty banks
Speaker 1: operating in the US, including Bank of America, JP, Morgan Chase,
Speaker 1: and Wells Fargo. Okay, look, here's the thing. It's just
Speaker 1: the app, first of all. And if you don't use
Speaker 1: the zel app, you don't need access to it. You're fine.
Speaker 1: But just like an anything, none of these digital services,
Speaker 1: alleged things that are supposed to exist, they never stick
Speaker 1: around that long. Nothing in the tech space does. That's
Speaker 1: just part of the reality of the reality. Okay, so
Speaker 1: Zell's app is gonna go away. And besides that, it
Speaker 1: was just a cooperative little venture so they could figure
Speaker 1: out how to keep everything coherent when it comes to
Speaker 1: tracking your money. See, they can't track PayPal that well,
Speaker 1: they can't track a lot of these other payment services,
Speaker 1: especially the ones that are owned and operated by you know,
Speaker 1: countries outside of ours, like Ali Baba and all these
Speaker 1: other things. Right, Stripe not a US based thing. Elon
Speaker 1: Musk didn't invent PayPal, by the way, but it's an
Speaker 1: international concern and the American government doesn't have control of it.
Speaker 1: And the American government doesn't have control of the banks,
Speaker 1: but the banks don't control these other apps, these other things.
Speaker 1: So what they're gonna do, just like they're gonna do
Speaker 1: with the CBDC, which nobody worried about anymore, and all
Speaker 1: that good stuff, is they're going to create an equivalent.
Speaker 1: They're going to integrate everything, and then eventually it'll just
Speaker 1: be that way. You know, you used to have to
Speaker 1: go to an ATM physically transfer money, show up with
Speaker 1: a deposit slip in a bank, and all these other
Speaker 1: good things. Even go to a bank with a check.
Speaker 1: Now you can take a picture of it with your iPhone. Click, click,
Speaker 1: and you cash a check. No longer need for a
Speaker 1: paper trail. I wonder if that's got anything to do
Speaker 1: with the illegitimate setup of the money system to begin with. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Pay no attention to me. I'm just a conspiracy theorist
Speaker 1: after all. But watch as we move into the digital
Speaker 1: space where you will constantly be in danger of simply
Speaker 1: being terminated, erased, having your account, you know, either by
Speaker 1: mistake or by direct decree, removed from the system. None
Speaker 1: of this money is your money, even though you need
Speaker 1: it to survive, because it's the only way that people
Speaker 1: are making exchanges anyways, stay on the lookout for that.
Speaker 1: Trump tells his inner circle, according to Let's see what
Speaker 1: is this political magazine, Trump tells his inner circle that
Speaker 1: Musk will leave soon. And by the way, I'm seeing
Speaker 1: this floated out there and a lot of media outlets,
Speaker 1: Elon Musk is going to go away soon. I think
Speaker 1: the overblown exaggeration over exactly how many you know, Tesla's
Speaker 1: are being attacked and Tesla dealerships are being protested and
Speaker 1: people are lighting them on fire and king people's cars
Speaker 1: and all that good stuff. Maybe Elon's had enough, you know.
Speaker 1: Besides that damage already done. Whatever he was gonna do
Speaker 1: is already been done. You think you're being filled in
Speaker 1: as it happens in real time. But whatever the richest
Speaker 1: man on the planet decided to do to the government
Speaker 1: in his own favor has already been done. Did he
Speaker 1: pay Trump for the privilege, did he just cozy up
Speaker 1: to him to get there, or you know, is it
Speaker 1: actually President Musk? At this point, A lot of different
Speaker 1: things floated around out there. But here's the bottom line,
Speaker 1: and it's very simple, and it's nothing new. It's not
Speaker 1: even actually news, and like I said, lots about let's
Speaker 1: even CNN, I think had you know some live stories
Speaker 1: about is Elon Musk about to exit from government service? Oh,
Speaker 1: he's coming up on his whatever probationary days. You know,
Speaker 1: in normal times we would listen to these standards and whatever.
Speaker 1: But right now we're doing all kinds of things without
Speaker 1: normalcy or paying attention to the old Guard or the
Speaker 1: constitution everything else. You know, trumpet his third terminal. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this story, like I said in Politico, but yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just a good representation of the rumors, etc. Regarding Musk
Speaker 1: and his either relationship or lack thereof, with the Presidency,
Speaker 1: the White House, the government in general. So I told
Speaker 1: you about Zell, I told you about the interconnectivity. I
Speaker 1: told you about let's see Elon Musk, the guy who
Speaker 1: used to be over at PayPal, and what the deal
Speaker 1: was there? If we just take a look at a
Speaker 1: couple other headlines. Right, let's see, allegedly Trump is getting
Speaker 1: ready to purge a whole bunch of national security officials
Speaker 1: over concerns they're not loyal, according to the AP. But
Speaker 1: here's the lie that they are hiding in this. It's
Speaker 1: not that Trump is terminating people over his paranoia and loyalty.
Speaker 1: Although he would do that, it's totally in character. That's
Speaker 1: not what's happening. He can only rotate so many people
Speaker 1: into positions of power at a time that paid him off.
Speaker 1: Some people had to wait on the bench. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, to the highest bidder went the first slot
Speaker 1: in line. But just like waiting for concert tickets, when
Speaker 1: your time comes up, you can buy the best seat possible,
Speaker 1: as long as you've got online first. Okay. Anyway, K
Speaker 1: through twelve students must as sign a certification against DEI
Speaker 1: to receive federal money. The administration says, yeah. They sent
Speaker 1: out a letter this week to a lot of schools,
Speaker 1: mainly in the South, but a lot of school saying,
Speaker 1: you know, look, no federal funds whatsoever. Remember they said,
Speaker 1: we're going to get rid of the Department of Education
Speaker 1: that has all these rules and this and that, and
Speaker 1: it's totally failed. But we're still going to send money
Speaker 1: to the states. Well not unless you do what we
Speaker 1: have politically deemed is correct or incorrect. I hope everybody
Speaker 1: remembers this in case a Democrat gets in there and
Speaker 1: decides you're not going to get any money unless you
Speaker 1: sign on with the EI, and then you little people
Speaker 1: out there could experience the whiplash of the method, but
Speaker 1: pay no attention to that as well. Right anyway, the
Speaker 1: Justice Department declined to prosecute Texas A. G. Paxton in
Speaker 1: the final weeks of Biden's turn. According to the AP sources,
Speaker 1: the Justice Department quietly decided in final weeks of biden
Speaker 1: administration not to prosecute Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, effectively
Speaker 1: ending the corruption investigation that cast a long shadow over
Speaker 1: the political career of a ally of President Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: The Associated Press has learned, you know what, screw it.
Speaker 1: I'm not even going to finish with the Associated Press story.
Speaker 1: And well why why, Chuck? Why? Very simple. This wasn't
Speaker 1: some sort of like they dropped the investigation for good
Speaker 1: cause or decided to have mercy on the guy or
Speaker 1: none of that. This was a calculus, a calculation, and
Speaker 1: the calculus stated, look, is it worth it at the
Speaker 1: very very end here when we're going to sign off
Speaker 1: on the pardon for a hunter and everybody else, and
Speaker 1: we're gonna get fauci a preemptive part and then et cetera,
Speaker 1: et cetera. Do we have time to bust this guy's balls?
Speaker 1: Probably not, and he's not a big target anyway. Matter
Speaker 1: of fact, I would think that really it was people
Speaker 1: in this guy's circle that decided to amplify his close
Speaker 1: association with Donald Trump in order to utilize this as
Speaker 1: a grievance to further his political career. In other words,
Speaker 1: he may have legitimately been investigated. At one point, the
Speaker 1: Biden administration dropped it. They had enough other problems to
Speaker 1: deal with, including, you know, maybe making sure the president's
Speaker 1: shoes are tied. And yeah, they had a lot to do.
Speaker 1: And guess what, Hey, we don't have time for this,
Speaker 1: and it's not worth it anyway. And this guy's a
Speaker 1: tiny fish, and this guy actually amplified it. And now
Speaker 1: this is the closing press release for it. Don't forget
Speaker 1: about me. I'm politically important. He thinks he has a
Speaker 1: career in politics. Let's see if you hear the name
Speaker 1: Ken Paxton. In the near or distant future, US bans
Speaker 1: government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with
Speaker 1: Chinese citizens. The US government has banned American government personnel
Speaker 1: in China from any romantic or sexual relationships with Chinese citizens.
Speaker 1: The Associated Presses learned the policy was put into effect
Speaker 1: by departing US ambassador Nicholas Burns in January, shortly before
Speaker 1: he left China. Biden administration almost like an f you
Speaker 1: to Mitch McConnell. Hey, look, you work for the government.
Speaker 1: Don't have sex with the Chinese. I bet there's another
Speaker 1: reason behind that. But do we have time for that? No?
Speaker 1: No live update. Global leaders react to Trump's tariffs. Remember yesterday,
Speaker 1: just yesterday was Liberation Day, folks. Anyway, Trump's changes into
Speaker 1: the federal government aren't yet a clear political winner or
Speaker 1: loser ap nork poll youah, no kidding, You need to
Speaker 1: pull to figure that out. For better or for worse,
Speaker 1: for disaster or whatever. Yes, some people will be directly
Speaker 1: affected by the interruption of flows of revenue or resources. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: but the true impact of this is going to take months.
Speaker 1: Whether it's good, bad, or indifferent, You're not gonna know
Speaker 1: for months, because welcome to reality in bureaucracy Land. What
Speaker 1: are they stupid over there? Anyway? Creating and sharing deceptive
Speaker 1: AI generated media is now a crime in New Jersey.
Speaker 1: Democratic Governor Phil Murphy signed legislation Wednesday, making the creation
Speaker 1: and dissemination of so called deceptive deep fake media a
Speaker 1: crime punishable by up to five years in prison, and
Speaker 1: establishing a basis for lawsuits against perpetrators. Okay, by the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of perpetrators and freedom of speech and art, prosecutors
Speaker 1: want Young Thug, which is apparently a rapper's name. Now
Speaker 1: not very inventive, but rather direct Young Thug in prison
Speaker 1: over a viral post that sparked a backlash. Prosecutors say
Speaker 1: the Grammy winning artist violated his probation by responding to
Speaker 1: a social media post that included a photo of an
Speaker 1: investigator in the District Attorney's office with a caption that said,
Speaker 1: the investigator is quote the biggest liar in the DA's
Speaker 1: office end quote. Okay, so they're gonna try and put
Speaker 1: this guy in jail because he said a lawyer's a liar.
Speaker 1: Let's see the biggest liar in the DA's office. And
Speaker 1: this guy's the biggest. So he's the winner. He's the king,
Speaker 1: king liar among the lawyers. Well, I don't think anybody
Speaker 1: cares about freedom of speech in New America anyway. Tell
Speaker 1: you what, I'm gonna take a quick break and get
Speaker 1: into something that does have to do with freedom and speech,
Speaker 1: something I do care about. I took a couple of
Speaker 1: polls on X in order to gather data from you,
Speaker 1: the listeners, to see what you thought about something. And
Speaker 1: I'm going to spend the rest the show on that
Speaker 1: because this news doesn't look much like new news. Looks
Speaker 1: kind of depressing, stupid, pointless, redundant, and repetitive, but hey,
Speaker 1: it is what it is. Here on a Thor's Day
Speaker 1: O'Kelly effect. Stick Around.
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Speaker 1: Thank you, get ready, get ready for so back on
Speaker 1: this Thursday Ocelli effect and I thought we should explore
Speaker 1: other things aside from the depressing news cycles. So why
Speaker 1: not let's get there. Here's what I did on Twitter,
Speaker 1: as I don't know last week something like that. I
Speaker 1: decided to run three polls, okay, and my three polls
Speaker 1: or to ask people after I had gathered a little
Speaker 1: inside information mainly off of Facebook, but off of a
Speaker 1: couple of emails where people were talking to me about comedians,
Speaker 1: because I need to laugh at this time. I got
Speaker 1: to make fun of some of this stuff, and I'd
Speaker 1: rather be laughing watching comedy, comedic things, comedies, et cetera.
Speaker 1: I mean, I am going to watch the New Squid
Speaker 1: Game when it comes out. But I've always been a
Speaker 1: comedy a cartoon guy, and a lot of people don't
Speaker 1: know this, but I am quite the connoisseur of stand
Speaker 1: up comedians. Now what's funny is I wanted to see
Speaker 1: if people, even on my Twitter feed had you know,
Speaker 1: very pedestrian, mainstream sort of you know, thoughts on stand
Speaker 1: up comedians, or if they were into some of the
Speaker 1: lesser known niche if you will, comedians, you know, are
Speaker 1: they into that or the into the mainstream stuff that
Speaker 1: everybody talks about the regular media talks about. In other words,
Speaker 1: they might have alternative tastes in music. Sometimes they had
Speaker 1: alternative taste in media. But now that's you know, gone
Speaker 1: by the wayside. You're either on the Trump train or
Speaker 1: you're not on the Trump train. Uh. And you definitely
Speaker 1: don't delve into conspiracies anymore, although you may parrot the
Speaker 1: old stuff, sure why not and also repeat plenty of
Speaker 1: dis info and nonsense. And I'm surprised you people aren't
Speaker 1: stabbed at each other over flat Earth at this point.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I wanted to see if my typical Twitter
Speaker 1: follower was more of a mainstream thinker or you know,
Speaker 1: was out there a bit. And I realized I got
Speaker 1: a lot of mainstream thinkers on my Twitter feed. So
Speaker 1: what did I ask? Okay, I asked them to reply
Speaker 1: with their picks or pick from this list of people
Speaker 1: who I sourced from private messages and stuff, and answer
Speaker 1: me a couple of questions. And let's see the first one.
Speaker 1: Let's do these in order, and I'll see if I
Speaker 1: can get it all right, Okay, I wanted to know
Speaker 1: about stand up comedians, and I wanted to get at
Speaker 1: least three of them together. Now, my favorite stand up
Speaker 1: comedian of all time is Sam Kinnison, all right, And
Speaker 1: you know what, I put him on one of the
Speaker 1: polls because he was involved in the conversations I was having,
Speaker 1: and I said I would source directly with my choices
Speaker 1: for the conversations that I have. But you don't see
Speaker 1: a comedian on this list by all means. Pick one
Speaker 1: and reply with it. I'll add it to your votes. Okay,
Speaker 1: just I'll add one to your votes. One person decided
Speaker 1: to add the additional comedian, and I think it was
Speaker 1: Aaron Franz of Remember right anyway, kind of irrelevant. My
Speaker 1: favorite pick of all time and always will be, and
Speaker 1: he is stuck unfortunately in nineteen ninety two or three
Speaker 1: in my brain, because that's where he'll always be was
Speaker 1: Sam Kittison. And in fact, I remember after Sam died,
Speaker 1: which I already had, you know, some albums of his
Speaker 1: and this and that I was sitting there and listening to,
Speaker 1: even though I think it came out before he died.
Speaker 1: It was called Live from Hell. And he always said
Speaker 1: he would go to hell and he'd meet the devil,
Speaker 1: and the devil would be disappointed because he was married,
Speaker 1: and you know, can't scare a marry guy, et cetera,
Speaker 1: et cetera. But anyway, Sam's Can Meet comedy to me
Speaker 1: was always the best, and I'm gonna play a short
Speaker 1: example of why, from the Live from Hell album pussy Fuck.
Speaker 10: With My Favorite President, My favorite President, John F.
Speaker 3: Kennedy, my personal favorite President was.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not playing this just because he's says John F.
Speaker 1: Kennedy on it. But I did select it partially because
Speaker 1: of that. It's not about the JFK joke, by the way,
Speaker 1: It's just his delivery, his actions, his thought pattern. I
Speaker 1: love this guy. I thought he was the best. And
Speaker 1: this is a lesser known of Sam's albums. He had
Speaker 1: one which was called have You Seen Me Lately? Had
Speaker 1: a picture of him like as a teenager on the
Speaker 1: front cover. He had, of course, the most famous one,
Speaker 1: which was made into an HBO special called Breaking All
Speaker 1: the Rules, but it was called something else on tape,
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of embarrassed. I don't remember exactly what
Speaker 1: it was called. Let me see, maybe I can figure
Speaker 1: it out. And I first fell in love with Sam's
Speaker 1: stand up on I think it might have been called
Speaker 1: have You Seen Me Late? No, not have you Seen
Speaker 1: Me Lately? Damn, I forget. Anyway, Sam got famous with
Speaker 1: breaking all the rules one hour HBO special, that's true.
Speaker 1: I saw him at the Ritz in New York City.
Speaker 1: But where I first saw Sam actually was in a
Speaker 1: bunch of what they called, you know, Rodney Dangerfields Young
Speaker 1: Comedian specials. And Sam didn't look like a young comedian,
Speaker 1: although I think he kind of was. But then again,
Speaker 1: what's young for a comedian? And why the hell is
Speaker 1: the oldest guy you could think of? Rodney Dangerfield, the
Speaker 1: late Rodney Daingerfield doing the young comedians thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Then they did young comedian specials for a little while
Speaker 1: on HBO. I used to love that stuff and eat
Speaker 1: it up. But Sam was on there. Two of the
Speaker 1: Dangerfield specials Sam did. And anyway, if you don't know
Speaker 1: Sam Kennison again, here is that John F. Kennedy bit
Speaker 1: that I cut off. Let me back it up a little,
Speaker 1: go back to that, okay, and play this a couple
Speaker 1: of minutes of Sam Live from Hell.
Speaker 3: Here's the way. My said, here's the way of the future.
Speaker 10: Thirty years later, Yeah, here's the way, all right, So
Speaker 10: busy fuck with my favorite.
Speaker 3: President, my favorite president, John F.
Speaker 10: Kennedy my personal favorite President Gabazon charming guy, great good President.
Speaker 10: Fuck Meryl Monroe. President Nice stands for Marylyn Road. I
Speaker 10: know some people giving shit about that. Yeah, like you
Speaker 10: wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh, in case you didn't realize, I love that.
Speaker 1: By the way, the quality on this is not as
Speaker 1: good as some of the other comedy albums Sam did.
Speaker 1: But this is back in the day when they released
Speaker 1: comedy albums. You know, it wasn't just a streaming special. Uh,
Speaker 1: And I had it on cassette. I remember that. Anyways, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's interesting here, but I gotta also tell you this
Speaker 1: kind of breaks my normal convention where we're gonna have
Speaker 1: We're gonna have some cursing here, and Sam every other
Speaker 1: word was something you couldn't broadcast on TV, or at
Speaker 1: least you used to not be able to. All Right,
Speaker 1: So it is what it is, and this is gonna
Speaker 1: have to be marked explicit in the podcast feeds, so
Speaker 1: mainly just because of the clips. But yeah, even though
Speaker 1: I don't want to go on air and do dirty stuff,
Speaker 1: I mean, Sam was brilliant even when he went on
Speaker 1: Howard Stern and they practically wore out the damn delay
Speaker 1: button in case you can find it online somewhere. Find
Speaker 1: the infamous bon Job argument where Sam promises to show
Speaker 1: up with bon Job and doesn't. Howard Stern freaks out
Speaker 1: and they kind of, you know, go to war with
Speaker 1: each other, almost this battle between him and Howard Stern,
Speaker 1: and the controversy because Howard felt screwed over by Sam Kennison.
Speaker 1: And Sam also famously didn't show up for the Joan
Speaker 1: Rivers Joan Rivers had a midday talk show that was
Speaker 1: semi popular for a minute, and Sam like you know,
Speaker 1: passed out in his hotel, didn't show up. There's the
Speaker 1: whole controversy where he was sleeping with Jessicahan after she
Speaker 1: became a star. Jessicahn was the girl who was sleeping
Speaker 1: with Jim Baker from the big religious thing at the time,
Speaker 1: Jim and Tammy fay Baker and all that, and Jessicahn
Speaker 1: claimed to be the secretary that was a victim and
Speaker 1: was raped by Jim Baker and this and that, and
Speaker 1: she wound up doing Playboy and becoming a star of
Speaker 1: her own in her own right. And you can see
Speaker 1: her squirming around on the floor in front of a
Speaker 1: whole bunch of musicians in the video Wild Thing where
Speaker 1: Sam redoes that song wild Dang. I think you moved me.
Speaker 1: Every time I kiss you, I taste what other men
Speaker 1: had for lunch. All right, anyway, Sam, just telling you
Speaker 1: I enjoy his stuff, and I hope you are per
Speaker 1: a minute or two here too, And I got more
Speaker 1: clips to play that I won't interrupt as much. But
Speaker 1: Sam won nothing even though I asked. You know, he
Speaker 1: was added to one of the lists. Anyway, I'll give
Speaker 1: you the list in a few minutes. Let's listen to Sam.
Speaker 10: Been too busy then in a study in the fucking
Speaker 10: bell of rights in the Constitution.
Speaker 3: Now, yeah, you wouldn't want the piece of Maryland, not you.
Speaker 10: No, no, you a two patriotic Yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 3: You'd have done her. You'd have been just like JFK.
Speaker 10: You'd have been there in the Oval Office, Maryland, across
Speaker 10: the desk depra assle can out of the Washington Monument going.
Speaker 3: You know, it doesn't get much better than this is
Speaker 3: that President of the United States take them out.
Speaker 10: But can't you go with the bucking button town of
Speaker 10: bucket Russians and getting their vessels out a cumulo?
Speaker 1: There you go. It doesn't get better than there's JFK.
Speaker 1: He's sitting there with you know, inside of Maryland and
Speaker 1: with his finger on the button, looking over at the
Speaker 1: Washington Monument, going I rule the world anyway, those celebratory
Speaker 1: kind of you know, crazy plan uh, just naked American
Speaker 1: exceptionalism and all that kind of stuff, the rock and
Speaker 1: Roll ideal, the screaming Preacher. I loved Sam and there'll
Speaker 1: never be another comedian like him. So what did I
Speaker 1: ask in my poll questions? Let's go to those again
Speaker 1: and just get to it. I asked, first off, in
Speaker 1: one poll, what did I want? I wanted the greatest Okay,
Speaker 1: I wanted the greatest outsider comic. I wanted the greatest
Speaker 1: living stand up comic. And then I wanted the greatest
Speaker 1: comic living dead, doesn't matter, you name him. And again
Speaker 1: I drew four names apiece. Right, let's just make sure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: four names apiece for each one of these categories from
Speaker 1: conversations I was having and it was kind of a weird,
Speaker 1: and one guy I had to actually go look a
Speaker 1: couple of guys I had to look up, which I
Speaker 1: was surprised and also surprised that certain people didn't make
Speaker 1: certain lists Anyway, Sam Kennison is the one I brought up,
Speaker 1: so he's on one of these lists as well. But
Speaker 1: the greatest outsider comic let's start there. Okay, Now, Sam
Speaker 1: Tripley's show I've been on, he's a comic. He got
Speaker 1: this second most votes on the four that I offered.
Speaker 1: The total vote that I offered, though, was Andrew Santino,
Speaker 1: Ron Funches, Sam Tripoli, and Bill Hicks. These were the
Speaker 1: names for outsider or alternative comics, right, and I was
Speaker 1: a little disappointed with that we couldn't do better than that.
Speaker 1: Bill Hicks is a standard, Yes, Sam does a podcast currently, Yes,
Speaker 1: all good, but what the hell we couldn't come up
Speaker 1: with some other people? I mean, and Doug Stanhope didn't
Speaker 1: make that. Doug Stanhope is definitely a politically incorrect hell
Speaker 1: of an interesting guy. Jim Florentine's politically and correct too,
Speaker 1: but he was at one time mainstream. He used to
Speaker 1: do the crank Anker's character a special heed. Anyways, I
Speaker 1: think Aaron Franz added a name to the stand up
Speaker 1: comedians for the Outsiders, but he was the only one,
Speaker 1: and there were only two guys that even got votes
Speaker 1: on that list anyway, So who did we get for
Speaker 1: the greatest livings stand up comic? Okay? Again four names,
Speaker 1: and only two of them got any votes again all right,
Speaker 1: And it was Bill Burr, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, and
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy. These were the names that came up for
Speaker 1: people that are alive, greatest of all time among guys
Speaker 1: that are still alive, all right, And that was the
Speaker 1: four choices. Eddie Murphy got the second place there and
Speaker 1: only Eddie Murphy and the winner of that category got
Speaker 1: any votes at all. So I went for the greatest
Speaker 1: of all time living dead doesn't matter to your memory,
Speaker 1: all right. So it gave four names again. This time
Speaker 1: at least three guys got votes, okay, and one of
Speaker 1: them ended up at zero. My guy Sam Kennison no
Speaker 1: votes because I can't vote in my own poll, and
Speaker 1: nobody else agreed that Sam was the greatest of all time.
Speaker 1: So this list, just to let you know. The second
Speaker 1: and third place people are Richard Pryor and Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 1: But the list also included George Carlin and Sam Kennison.
Speaker 1: Sam zero votes, Richard Pryor second place, Dave Chappelle second place, okay, Anyway,
Speaker 1: I've now revealed to you, by the process of elimination,
Speaker 1: who won that category. But let me tell you about
Speaker 1: the winners in each category. So it was the greatest
Speaker 1: outsider comic. Sam Tripoli didn't win it, but again was
Speaker 1: the only one that got any votes there for the outsider,
Speaker 1: the alternative, the you know, on the fringe kind of guy. Right,
Speaker 1: Bill Hicks is your man there, and man Bill Hicks
Speaker 1: definitely was something else. And I present to you one
Speaker 1: of the more unusual clips to represent Bill Hicks.
Speaker 3: I'm down south recently.
Speaker 11: I'm playing a town called Fife, Alabama.
Speaker 6: All right, that's right outside Sputtnamberg for those of y'all
Speaker 6: who need a point of reference.
Speaker 1: All Right, anyway, I'm down there in Fife.
Speaker 6: They want me to host their annual Ricketts telethon. All right, whatever,
Speaker 6: It's great to be able to give something back.
Speaker 3: Anyway in this town. This is absolutely true. It was
Speaker 3: in all the papers, it was on CNM.
Speaker 6: Apparently everyone in this town saw these UFOs. Everyone in
Speaker 6: the town saw the UFO police chief, mayor. They all
Speaker 6: saw the fucking UFOs. All right, I'm curious. I asked
Speaker 6: people what it was like.
Speaker 3: Oh, man, It was incredible, incredible.
Speaker 11: People came from miles around to look at them.
Speaker 1: A lot of people came armed.
Speaker 6: Excuse me, people are bringing shotguns to UFO sightings.
Speaker 3: Do you think there's a point where we're gonna drop
Speaker 3: the fucking weapons?
Speaker 5: I mean, the mothership comes up.
Speaker 3: Maybe we don't know everything.
Speaker 11: Wow, like some intergalactic fucking skeet shoot.
Speaker 1: Bringing shotguns to UFO startings.
Speaker 3: Man, it kind of brings whole new meeting of that phrase.
Speaker 3: You ain't from around here, are your boy? Yep? They're
Speaker 3: little green people. We call them boogers.
Speaker 6: So I said to the guy, I go, why do
Speaker 6: y'all bring shotguns to UFO sightings? He said, well, we
Speaker 6: don't want to be abducted.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking, yeah, leave all this, dude.
Speaker 6: If I live in this town, I'd be on my
Speaker 6: hands and knees praying for abduction every fucking day, all right,
Speaker 6: And I wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Be picky greyhound. I said, what do you mean abducted?
Speaker 11: He said, well, they abduct people and they perform scientific
Speaker 11: and medical paramids on them.
Speaker 6: I said, well, maybe we'll be lucky and it's some
Speaker 6: type of sterility dentistry.
Speaker 1: Program they got going.
Speaker 6: Maybe they come down castraight you straight in your teeth
Speaker 6: and split, sort.
Speaker 1: Of a clean up the universe pack, he said.
Speaker 12: Huh.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you something too.
Speaker 6: That's starting to annoy me about UFOs, the fact that
Speaker 6: they cross galaxies or universes to visit us and always
Speaker 6: end up in places.
Speaker 1: Like Fi fucking Alabama.
Speaker 11: Maybe these aren't super intelligent beans, you.
Speaker 13: Know what I mean.
Speaker 11: Maybe they're like hillbilly aliens, some intergalactic Jode family or something.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 3: Don't show want to land in New York or LA.
Speaker 3: Now we just had a long trip.
Speaker 1: We're gonna kick back and whittles. Huh.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, they're idiots.
Speaker 11: We're going to enter our mothership in the tractor pull.
Speaker 11: The last thing I want to see is a flying saucer.
Speaker 3: Up on blocks in front of some trailer, you know,
Speaker 3: bumper sticker on it.
Speaker 6: They'll get my ray gun when they probably might called
Speaker 6: that eighteen fingered hand off of it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we're being invaded by rednecks. Yep. Bill Hicks,
Speaker 1: I love that guy too, great guy. Definitely calmer and
Speaker 1: a little more tame than Sam. But Bill Hicks was awesome,
Speaker 1: and he's usually he was for a long time. He
Speaker 1: was the usual pick of like stand up comedians among
Speaker 1: alternative people, especially after he died. He's the guy who
Speaker 1: famously did the well like pooping on the lip. Nope,
Speaker 1: I like pooping on the right. Pretty sure that was
Speaker 1: Bill Hicks. Who did that? I think Jack Blood said
Speaker 1: it was Stanhope, Doug Stanhope did it. Now I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure it was Bill Hicks. Anyway, it is what it was,
Speaker 1: It was what it's going to be. But he was
Speaker 1: the guy for the Outsider, all right, So who did
Speaker 1: we have outside of the Outsider? Like I said, Bill Hicks.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool. And I'll put screenshots. I got screenshots of
Speaker 1: this in case anybody wants to see if I actually
Speaker 1: took the poll or not. But anyway, greatest living comedian
Speaker 1: stand up right, And like I said, only Eddie Murphy
Speaker 1: got votes besides the winner, but the total pick was
Speaker 1: Chris Rock after Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, and Bill Burr
Speaker 1: and who won. Well, I'm not going to play part
Speaker 1: of his stand up. I'll play something else that he
Speaker 1: said a while back that I thought was pretty funny
Speaker 1: when he was signing the big contract for his breakthrough
Speaker 1: TV show, even though he'd been in like eight hundred movies.
Speaker 1: You ought to check his IMDb on this. I mean,
Speaker 1: this guy's been in more movies than you could possibly remember.
Speaker 1: I guarantee you you've seen four or five of his
Speaker 1: movies and you forgot he was in him everything from
Speaker 1: con Air well, i'll give it away to Half Baked anyway.
Speaker 1: This is him talking to Cod and O'Brien some years back,
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe two thousand and four or something
Speaker 1: like that, around the time again, a big contract signing
Speaker 1: took place with his TV show, and career got.
Speaker 3: Offers to do movies.
Speaker 14: You know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know you've done movie work before, but
Speaker 1: now you're this hot.
Speaker 3: The phone's got to be ringing.
Speaker 1: Off the hook.
Speaker 15: It's funny because before I wasn't getting any movie office,
Speaker 15: and now I get a lot of offers for like
Speaker 15: bad movies, like those those Planet of the Apes tight roles.
Speaker 15: He saw that movie Planet the Apes with.
Speaker 3: Mark Wahlberg the remake.
Speaker 15: Yeah, well yeah, they're both racist to me, man, Like
Speaker 15: the first one was like it was like, you know,
Speaker 15: just get your damn dirty eight pans off and like, oh,
Speaker 15: come on, what are you really talking about? And then
Speaker 15: I see the new one, I'm thinking, this is a
Speaker 15: more progressive time, this will not be as racist. And
Speaker 15: then they head the apes was setting to dinner. I'm
Speaker 15: not even making this up. They was eating watermelon. I
Speaker 15: was like, oh, come on, eating water And then like
Speaker 15: later on in the movie, they run from the apes
Speaker 15: and like running the water because the apes can't swim.
Speaker 15: It's just like, oh, these apes can talk, but they
Speaker 15: can't swim. And then at the end, it's like when
Speaker 15: I seen the ape smoking a newport, I just got
Speaker 15: up there.
Speaker 1: See that's hilarious. And on top of it, you know,
Speaker 1: he's he doesn't mention the fact that they they you know,
Speaker 1: they can make clothing and they made books, and they
Speaker 1: built these huts and they built a city and they
Speaker 1: ride horses. But nah, they don't want to swim. What
Speaker 1: does that sound like? Obviously, see Dave's just dropping hints there.
Speaker 1: And again I'm picking more cerebral versions of these people's comedy.
Speaker 1: I know Sam doesn't sound very cerebral, but that's as
Speaker 1: cerebral as Kennison ever got. But that's a more cerebral
Speaker 1: observation from Chappelle, and I think he worked that into
Speaker 1: a stand up later, but at the time he was
Speaker 1: doing the Chappelle Show, and after you know, I'm Rick James.
Speaker 1: Bitch became a meme before there was even memes. It
Speaker 1: was a hell of a thing. Anyway, Dave shows up
Speaker 1: on the last list I have, which is even more
Speaker 1: fascinating to me, because you know, here we go, who's
Speaker 1: the greatest of all time, regardless of whether they're alive
Speaker 1: anything else. And I gave up those four names, and
Speaker 1: like I said, at least three of them got votes
Speaker 1: this time, Sam Kennison zero votes really upset me. Richard Pryor,
Speaker 1: Dave Chappelle and George Carlin. Is the rest of that
Speaker 1: whole list there that the four that we had on
Speaker 1: the list, and Richard Pryor and Dave Chappelle were tied
Speaker 1: with fourteen point three per and seventy one point four percent,
Speaker 1: said George Carlin. And you've heard millions of Carlin bitz.
Speaker 1: I mean, the alt media has tried to gather him
Speaker 1: up the mainstream. They've done hundreds of tributes to him
Speaker 1: since he died. I mean, his daughter's been out there
Speaker 1: talking to people. You name it. George Carlin, George Carlin,
Speaker 1: He's so brilliant. He knew everything. Even I mentioned this guy,
Speaker 1: you know, it's a big club and you ain't in it.
Speaker 1: Of course, I love that line, and it's true, and
Speaker 1: there was a lot of truth in Carlin's comedy. Here's
Speaker 1: something though, that I'm sure he would have imagined been
Speaker 1: interested in maybe, but I'm not sure how everybody else takes.
Speaker 1: And it's something I found and it's very rare, and
Speaker 1: it's unlike any George Carlin clip I've ever heard played
Speaker 1: on a radio show. It's an AI version of George Carlin.
Speaker 1: What in the hell would he sound like today? And
Speaker 1: I know you're thinking, oh, Chuck's probably got you know,
Speaker 1: him doing Trump jokes. Oh, I can only imagine what
Speaker 1: he would have said about Trump and Biden and oh
Speaker 1: my god. And you know, Carlin wasn't all politics. A
Speaker 1: lot of it was observational stuff and you know, and
Speaker 1: challenging your belief systems, sometimes politely and sometimes not so much.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, AI, George Carlin. Okay, And I think I
Speaker 1: cueued this up right. If not, I'll have to back
Speaker 1: it up. But uh, let's see how this turned out. Now.
Speaker 1: I only listened to part of it, and I'll logically
Speaker 1: clip it at a certain point, but I found it
Speaker 1: fascinating that people are so hungry for George Carlin. They're
Speaker 1: creating AI George Carlin stuff to try and spit out
Speaker 1: his material even though he's dead. And I know they
Speaker 1: took it probably from one of the books, because he
Speaker 1: wrote books and all that stuff he did. He had
Speaker 1: TV shows. Two people forgot about those because he's best
Speaker 1: known for I don't know, twenty HBO specials or whatever
Speaker 1: the hell I mean. He was doing those from the
Speaker 1: seventies till he died. Anyway, here we go with the
Speaker 1: AI George Carlin.
Speaker 14: Of course I'm talking about mass shootings.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to back this up to the beginning. Okay,
Speaker 1: the introduction to George Carlin. Remember it's not him, but
Speaker 1: it's the AI version of him.
Speaker 12: Okay, thank you, thank you. I like to start off
Speaker 12: with a heartfelt apology.
Speaker 14: I'm sorry it took me so long to come out
Speaker 14: with new material, but I do have a pretty good excuse.
Speaker 3: I was dead, so technically it wasn't my fall.
Speaker 14: If you want to blame somebody, you're gonna have to
Speaker 14: blame God, which we all know is not gonna happen.
Speaker 14: People are always thanking God for the good stuff in
Speaker 14: their lives, but somehow they conveniently forget that it's the
Speaker 14: same God who does all the bad shit too, and
Speaker 14: he does a lot of bad shit.
Speaker 3: You get a promotion, praise Jesus, You get fired. God
Speaker 3: is testing me. You meet your soulmate. God brought us together.
Speaker 3: Your soulmate dumps you. God is bringing me someone else.
Speaker 3: You survive a tornado. I'm so blessed. Twenty other people
Speaker 3: do not. God wanted them in heaven. It's all bullshit.
Speaker 14: If he gets credit for the good stuff, then he's
Speaker 14: got to take the blame for the bad stuff too.
Speaker 14: You can't thank him a cure in your cancer when
Speaker 14: he was the one that gave it to you in
Speaker 14: the first place. And don't forget before he gave you cancer,
Speaker 14: he had to fucking invent it.
Speaker 3: What kind of a sick fuck dreams up cancer.
Speaker 1: Now. Some people might be thinking that pattern sounds weird
Speaker 1: everything else, but remember again, it's a conglomeration, a composite
Speaker 1: of from the time he was, like, you know, in
Speaker 1: his twenties doing this all the way up to old
Speaker 1: man Carlin. So when you smear it across an entire lifetime.
Speaker 1: There's a different attitude, a different speech with cadence and
Speaker 1: everything else. So it's a blend. It's throw it all
Speaker 1: in a blender and see what we get. AI. Right,
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let him continue on with this god
Speaker 1: deal because it does sound sort of like the lamer
Speaker 1: version of Carlin material mixed with the older version of
Speaker 1: Carlin material, which was more polite and maybe actually had
Speaker 1: a little more language in it than he did it
Speaker 1: later in life. I mean, he always kept it going,
Speaker 1: and at one time I was thought of as one
Speaker 1: of the you know, big cursing comedians out there, but
Speaker 1: people surpassed him and really, you know, pushed the endlope
Speaker 1: way further. It was like the outrageous devil music of
Speaker 1: Elvis Presley at one point in our country, right that
Speaker 1: was that was the hardest, craziest jungle pounding music ever.
Speaker 1: What would those people think if they heard, you know,
Speaker 1: back that ass up and and you know, going to
Speaker 1: the club with a bottle of book, you know, anyway,
Speaker 1: what would they think about it? George Carlin? Again, the
Speaker 1: blended AI George Carlin recently created apparently this is what
Speaker 1: I'm told I don't even know the full source on this,
Speaker 1: but it was given to me and apparently it's not
Speaker 1: out there, so I think it's interesting. And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: play some more for you.
Speaker 14: And why so many kinds skin cancer, blood cancer, prostate cancer,
Speaker 14: breast cancer, kidney cancer, pancreatic cancer, liver cancer, lung cancer,
Speaker 14: and my personal favorite, rectal cancer. Dropping a golf ball
Speaker 14: sized tumor in your brain doesn't quite do it for
Speaker 14: the old man anymore.
Speaker 3: He has to fuck you in the ass too. And
Speaker 3: cancer is just one of many, many, many methods God
Speaker 3: created out of thin air in order to murder you.
Speaker 3: You know how much God loves killing people. He loves
Speaker 3: it so much He's killed every person that has ever lived.
Speaker 14: He created earthquakes, lighting strikes, dehydration, drowning, obesity, starvation, infant
Speaker 14: death syndrome, old age, car crashes, train crashes, plane crashes, sex,
Speaker 14: drugs in the common.
Speaker 3: Cold, all for the express purpose of killing you. No
Speaker 3: matter where you are in the world, God can pull out.
Speaker 14: One of these goodies from his bag of tricks to
Speaker 14: end your life at any time, for no reason other
Speaker 14: than he just gets off on making people suffer unnecessarily
Speaker 14: and die arbitrarily.
Speaker 3: But if you're in America, you're special.
Speaker 14: God made something just for you, something no other country
Speaker 14: on the planet gets.
Speaker 3: It's totally random, not related to.
Speaker 14: Your diet, exercise, lifestyle, age, raise, gender, sexuality, or genetic predisposition.
Speaker 14: Of course, I'm talking about mass shootings. Other countries are
Speaker 14: fine killing one person at a time with guns, but
Speaker 14: this is a America where we do things bigger and
Speaker 14: better and more often. There are so many mass shootings
Speaker 14: in America it's replaced bad traffic as the number one
Speaker 14: excuse for being late.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I missed the morning meeting.
Speaker 14: A maniac with an ar fifteen shot up my son's preschool.
Speaker 14: He's fine, just grazed, but he did see five of
Speaker 14: his classmates get gunned down in cold blood, so I'm
Speaker 14: sure he'll be traumatized for the rest of his life
Speaker 14: in ways I can never fully understand. Anyway, what did
Speaker 14: we decided to do about the budget next quarter? There's
Speaker 14: a mass shooting every twenty hours in America and it
Speaker 14: doesn't seem like anyone is going to do anything about it.
Speaker 14: Other countries don't have this problem at all. Look at Japan.
Speaker 14: One hundred and twenty seven million people last year said
Speaker 14: were killed by gun. Seven no mass shootings at all.
Speaker 14: You know what they do If a Japanese person wants
Speaker 14: to buy a gun, they have to attend an all
Speaker 14: day class, pass a written test, and achieve at least
Speaker 14: ninety five percent accuracy on a shooting range. And then
Speaker 14: they have to pass a mental health evaluation, which takes
Speaker 14: place at a hospital. And then they have to pass
Speaker 14: a government background check that includes interviews with their friends, family.
Speaker 3: And co workers.
Speaker 14: Hello, sir, did you know that Bob in accounting wants
Speaker 14: to buy a gun?
Speaker 3: No? I didn't know that. Do you think we should
Speaker 3: let Bob buy a gun?
Speaker 14: Well, he did just go through a nasty divorce, and
Speaker 14: yesterday he told me he hates this job so much
Speaker 14: he wishes he could kill everybody in the building. So
Speaker 14: maybe not right now. Thanks for your time. That's all
Speaker 14: we need to hear. No gun for Bob.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I thought Ai Carlin was interesting. I guess we
Speaker 1: should at least give a short or two. Yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: give them one to the late great George Carlin. That again,
Speaker 1: everybody and their mother and their grandmother references and sub references, right,
Speaker 1: A lot.
Speaker 14: Of these professional mommies. Whether they think there's nothing better
Speaker 14: than having a baby. Oh, they think it's the biggest
Speaker 14: thing of the world, like it's a big event having
Speaker 14: a baby. I call it pumping out a unit.
Speaker 3: That's that's all they're doing, polluting the earth with these creatures.
Speaker 3: Will have no future. They have no future. Have you
Speaker 3: pictured what this planet is going to be like in
Speaker 3: forty to fifty years. It's going to be a big
Speaker 3: smoking ball of shit, A big, smoking, flaming, stinking ball
Speaker 3: of gaseous shit. It's they're responsible to have more than
Speaker 3: one child.
Speaker 1: Have one. Have one child.
Speaker 3: Replacement value for yourself, that's all. Don't even replace your husband.
Speaker 3: Don't replace your husband. Oh he's done enough fucking damage
Speaker 3: as it is.
Speaker 1: A lot here you go. All right, So little one
Speaker 1: time little George Carlin I figure would be good to
Speaker 1: close this one out. And uh yeah, he was the
Speaker 1: pick for the all time, no matter dead or alive,
Speaker 1: stand up comedian. And I was thinking to myself again,
Speaker 1: how pedestrian mainstream is everybody that they're looking at the
Speaker 1: same ten comedians. There's a lot of them out there,
Speaker 1: you know. Four guys named Iglcias alone, all right, and
Speaker 1: lots of others that people have forgotten about over the years.
Speaker 1: Some people have passed away some classic guys that you'll
Speaker 1: ever see again foreshore but definitely definitely weird Carlin Chappelle
Speaker 1: and Bill Hicks. I'm surprised, guys. I say, get out there,
Speaker 1: support some comedians. Go look at them, go listen to them.
Speaker 1: I mean, at least load up a playlist on YouTube
Speaker 1: er too. Because times like this, when things are still
Speaker 1: so divisive, so ridiculous, and if you're not in the majority,
Speaker 1: who's happy, happy, joy joy about all of what we
Speaker 1: see right now, find something, for God's sake to laugh at.
Speaker 1: That's what I suggest, because I don't see how you
Speaker 1: can do anything else. But all right, and I gotta say,
Speaker 1: AI Carlin not bad. I think it was pretty good. Actually,
Speaker 1: I don't know how they built it or trained that
Speaker 1: model or anything else, but man, I gotta say I
Speaker 1: kind of enjoyed the Ai Carlin. And I'm definitely not
Speaker 1: enjoying the news lately. Okay, I'm not enjoying the news.
Speaker 1: I'm not enjoying many podcasts. I hear there's a good
Speaker 1: new Netflix show, but you know, every couple of months,
Speaker 1: somebody hypes it up on some platform or other about
Speaker 1: some new streaming show, and most of them because of
Speaker 1: the structure of the scripts and everything and the way
Speaker 1: they try and keep people hanging, and they're also accounting
Speaker 1: for people binge watching and all that. I don't know
Speaker 1: who's producing crap worse or faster, and that is the
Speaker 1: streaming services or Hollywood. Still, I mean, it seems like
Speaker 1: they ran out of superheroes, so you know, although they're
Speaker 1: probably going to reboot Superman, I know, the Minecraft movie
Speaker 1: is about to come out, you know, and what does
Speaker 1: it tell us that we're seeing a Minecraft movie and
Speaker 1: now a fanfic which did Cobra Kai to bring back
Speaker 1: the Karate Kid? Now has Karate Kid Legends about to
Speaker 1: hit theaters? Right? I just saw that preview the other day,
Speaker 1: and yeah, this is the state of entertainment. And remember
Speaker 1: they build entertainment based on what it is we want.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not made for nobody to listen to.
Speaker 1: It's made specifically to serve the audience all the time,
Speaker 1: whether it's on a streaming service, a big screen, you know,
Speaker 1: some network trying to revive their revenue, streams, whatever, and
Speaker 1: people are content for the most part. It seems I
Speaker 1: don't know how. I don't know why, but I say
Speaker 1: there's a diverse array of people that simply script things
Speaker 1: and craft things and go out there, and they're usually storytellers.
Speaker 1: They're usually storytellers. Some of them speak to our culture
Speaker 1: and will become the time capsules of the future. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was cool to see Dave Chappelle, do you know
Speaker 1: his different Trump is going into office? You know, stretches
Speaker 1: on Saturday Night Live, which is hardly ever, if ever,
Speaker 1: at all funny anymore, and not because they're making fun
Speaker 1: of Trump, but just because well they suck mostly, Although
Speaker 1: I gotta say Mike Myers the x Elon Musk is
Speaker 1: pretty funny. The new Trump they got is way too
Speaker 1: skinny and way too exaggerated to be taken seriously. Whoever
Speaker 1: it was they got playing, you know, Marco Rubio with
Speaker 1: the big bulb head is pretty funny. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: People just seem to be content with garbage. So what
Speaker 1: can you do anymore? Maybe we should just let Ai
Speaker 1: pump out the scripts and the next Carlin stand up
Speaker 1: keeping performing. Just because he's dead doesn't mean he's not
Speaker 1: still funny. And even if it is a lamer version
Speaker 1: of him. Does anybody around even get it? I mean,
Speaker 1: they're reading comprehension sucks. They don't understand anything about what
Speaker 1: it is they read when it comes out in the news,
Speaker 1: a new book books, what are those?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know. And on top of it, you know, we
Speaker 1: got our representatives in Congress, as I showed you last
Speaker 1: night on the JFK hearings, not comprehending the thing that
Speaker 1: they were specially selected to participate in when it came
Speaker 1: to a task force and a committee hearing in Congress
Speaker 1: on TV in front of people with experts in the room,
Speaker 1: trying to just politically grandstand and do gotcha's when they
Speaker 1: can barely even speak the language. Look at the miscues
Speaker 1: and misunderstandings and Roger Stone being mixed up with Oliver
Speaker 1: Stone and everything else going on there. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: this is the cacistocracy. And it's not just in the government.
Speaker 1: You know what is the cacistocracy's version of the entertainment business.
Speaker 1: Because that's where we're at.
Speaker 16: Wonderful thing for my best friend, Sniffy.
Speaker 1: And because of all of this, I got to play
Speaker 1: this clip. I love my cartoons. By the way, I'm
Speaker 1: always going to be entertained by the cartoons, the old
Speaker 1: ones the new ones. It doesn't matter. As per usual,
Speaker 1: new ones are not quite as high quality as the
Speaker 1: old ones used to be. Family Guys about as consistent
Speaker 1: as it always was. But I'm not going to recommend,
Speaker 1: suggest or even watch new ones because I don't want
Speaker 1: to put any revenue in the pocket of Seth MacFarland anymore.
Speaker 1: Not just because he's a flaming liberal moron, but you know,
Speaker 1: because of other things that he specifically did, like his
Speaker 1: big you know, anti vaxxers or idiots for you know,
Speaker 1: a half hour on TV South Park did it and
Speaker 1: didn't make me mad somehow, Seth MacFarlane pissed me off. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I point you to the state of affairs that we
Speaker 1: find ourselves in, where the nineties are predictive programming in
Speaker 1: the weirdest way. I don't think they programmed us, but
Speaker 1: they were programmed to be predictive, whether it is Mike
Speaker 1: Judge writing producing idiocracy, whatever year he put that out,
Speaker 1: and we now live in it in some ways, and
Speaker 1: I really wish we had President Camacho in there, President
Speaker 1: Dorito's Locos, Mountain Dew Camacho, whatever his name was, but
Speaker 1: I think Ren and Stimpy kind of have the theme
Speaker 1: song for the current generation, the current group of consumers
Speaker 1: out there that, even though they are being price gouts
Speaker 1: to death and your damn eggs are still too damn high,
Speaker 1: are content with what is for the most part here
Speaker 1: in you know, the anti culture of America.
Speaker 16: Oh joy, see how I love to clean fifty catboxes.
Speaker 3: Brand is somewhere being sad. I will make him happy again.
Speaker 1: This is, of course, the Happy Helmet episode, which is
Speaker 1: too hilarious and features again the theme song that I
Speaker 1: think speaks to our time. It's not stand up comedian comedy,
Speaker 1: but it is cartoons.
Speaker 3: This is a song about a player. No, this is
Speaker 3: a song about being happy.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 17: It's the happy happy joy joy song.
Speaker 11: Happy happy happy, happy, happy happy happy.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're happy enough, that's right.
Speaker 16: I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother
Speaker 16: to suck.
Speaker 1: Eggs and skipping ahead just a bit, right, ipphen you ate.
Speaker 3: The granddaddy of all liars.
Speaker 17: The little grit is of nature.
Speaker 1: They don't know that.
Speaker 3: The drag that's very funny.
Speaker 17: A fly marrying a mumblebee.
Speaker 1: I told you I shoot, but you didn't believe me?
Speaker 16: Why didn't you believe me?
Speaker 1: At this point, Wren is bashing himself in the head
Speaker 1: with what a hammer, A ball, peen hammer, in fact,
Speaker 1: trying to get rid of the happy helmet. I want
Speaker 1: to be the guy wearing the happy helmet at this point,
Speaker 1: I really do. So I'll just give you the funniest
Speaker 1: joke that I heard today when I was going through
Speaker 1: a bunch of stand up clips and trying to decide
Speaker 1: what I was going to play on the show, and
Speaker 1: I ran across other comedians which I thought should have
Speaker 1: been discussed, and this and that, and I'll just give
Speaker 1: you the synopsis of the thing that actually did make
Speaker 1: me laugh today. None of these clips I played for
Speaker 1: you made me laugh. But I am a connoisseur of comedy,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate the warm feeling of inner laughter, let's say,
Speaker 1: and we need more of that to uplift ourselves, and
Speaker 1: outright laughter and actually bursting out and laughter is something
Speaker 1: I find myself being less and less able to do. Anyway.
Speaker 1: The joke that I heard is a stand up comedian
Speaker 1: talking to the audience and playing with them a little
Speaker 1: and pretty much telling women in the audience that none
Speaker 1: of them know what drinks cost unless they're really really ugly,
Speaker 1: then they know what drinks cost. And they have no
Speaker 1: idea how much the tickets cost to come and see
Speaker 1: this comedian because some guy sat there and said, Hey,
Speaker 1: you ever heard of this guy? And the next thing
Speaker 1: you knew you were here. You don't pay for stuff
Speaker 1: if you're pretty, but ugly women they always do. And
Speaker 1: another hint about how difficult it is to be heterosexual
Speaker 1: is this in a separate joke from the same comedian,
Speaker 1: which also made me laugh. Gay is happy a guy
Speaker 1: being with a guy. As a matter of fact, if
Speaker 1: I'm standing up on this stage, the comedian says, and
Speaker 1: I'm looking out there, and I say to somebody, because
Speaker 1: they just have a look about them.
Speaker 7: Here are you gay?
Speaker 1: The guy might go guilty, you know, waving his hand
Speaker 1: around and flitting about and having fun. Ask one of
Speaker 1: them short haired women with the work boots on, though,
Speaker 1: are you a lesbian? Why would you ask a question?
Speaker 1: What's the matter with you? There's a reason why gay
Speaker 1: means happy and lesbians look miserable all the time. These
Speaker 1: are completely politically incorrect jokes. Obviously, I can't put them
Speaker 1: on too many platforms, but it's just you and me
Speaker 1: talking right now.
Speaker 7: So what the hell.
Speaker 1: And the conclusion of happy, Happy, Joy Joy maybe for
Speaker 1: a second, Nah, we're not going to do that. Instead,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Let's conclude with my usual thought.
Speaker 1: Because I'm trying to ignore the news. I hope you're
Speaker 1: ignoring the things that you need to. I hope you're
Speaker 1: taking in and understanding the things you need to. I
Speaker 1: hope you're aware. I hope you're educated. I hope that
Speaker 1: you have of some level of comprehension when you're not
Speaker 1: only reading a book, but reading the world around us.
Speaker 1: We are in a dangerous time. We are in a
Speaker 1: time when people are voluntarily turning themselves over to the
Speaker 1: financial elite and trusting billionaires to handle the scraps that
Speaker 1: we're going to be allowed to live on in the
Speaker 1: not so free market that they keep telling us is
Speaker 1: completely free for us to participate in. I mean, you
Speaker 1: have access to trillions of dollars because you're here on
Speaker 1: planet Earth with them, But will you ever possess them,
Speaker 1: be able to use them, or even witness monetary amounts
Speaker 1: like an Elon musk will? Well, if you are doing that,
Speaker 1: do me a favor drop in Somethmetocheli dot com. I
Speaker 1: do have a PayPal button. I'll be more than happy
Speaker 1: to take from a trillionaire who's supporting me. But nobody's
Speaker 1: listening to me. If you're trillionaire, nobody's thinking. If you're
Speaker 1: a trillionaire, nobody is trying to assist humanity. If you're
Speaker 1: a trillionaire, I don't care what they tell you about Elon.
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. You don't have to, so why would you.
Speaker 1: I would probably be the only trillionaire in history. If
Speaker 1: I became a trillionaire overnight somehow, as something accidentally occurred,
Speaker 1: and I was able to possess billions, trillions, millions, anything,
Speaker 1: I'd probably be one of those few guys you ever
Speaker 1: heard of that probably gave it all actually away, and
Speaker 1: little by little changed millions or thousands, at the very
Speaker 1: least people's lives. I don't know if I have enough
Speaker 1: life left to change millions, but by changing thousands of
Speaker 1: people's lives by osmosis, I would change a chunk of
Speaker 1: the world and give people a chance. If I had
Speaker 1: that much resource that was not necessary for myself for
Speaker 1: my family to sustain themselves, but Most people don't think
Speaker 1: like me. Most people don't see the world as I do.
Speaker 1: And because you're listening to me, you're in a rarefied
Speaker 1: category as well. I assure you of that much. So
Speaker 1: there's no trillionaires among us to prop us up. Don't
Speaker 1: wait for one of them to give you a million
Speaker 1: dollar check at a town hall. I mean, unless you're
Speaker 1: just really lucky that day. Keep buying your scratch offs
Speaker 1: if you want to keep giving them your money, and
Speaker 1: keep buying into whatever American dream you think still exists.
Speaker 1: But things are not going to get much better anytime soon.
Speaker 1: Some people are telling themselves they are while the stock
Speaker 1: market drops, while the prices remain the same, while you're
Speaker 1: getting screwed over and you can't figure out why the
Speaker 1: economic system is no longer functioning exactly as it used to,
Speaker 1: and we're getting killed with inflation, and they tell us
Speaker 1: the inflation's going a way. Whether it's Biden who is
Speaker 1: telling us the economy's fine, or it's Trump who's saying
Speaker 1: everything is already better, anybody's starting to notice a pattern yet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll take a while, but hopefully we'll get there. I'm
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