Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. I've
Speaker 1: got Kimberly here to talk about before the ninety days.
Speaker 1: And Kimberly has a little visitor. If you're watching on video,
Speaker 1: it's a foster dog and he's so cute and I want.
Speaker 2: To keep that dog.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Look he's so cute, Kimberly. I cannot Oh,
Speaker 1: he's so cute, Kimberly. He's got a foster dog that's
Speaker 1: a puppy.
Speaker 2: He's very puppy. He's got he's a very puppy. He's
Speaker 2: in a puppy mood right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we may have to pause, we may you
Speaker 1: may hear some jingle jangling. I haven't already barking though,
Speaker 1: so that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't bark that much, thank god. And he's
Speaker 2: it's very high pitched because he's he's not fixed yet.
Speaker 2: So it's like, Hi, my brother said, it sounds like
Speaker 2: sneakers on asphalt. Oh, playing ted like basketball.
Speaker 1: It's like I remember the first time we ever heard
Speaker 1: Ginger bark, because she was around for a while before
Speaker 1: she picked up on what a Violet was putting down
Speaker 1: with the barking she was just like Violet would bark
Speaker 1: and she would get scared and come and sit by it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but then she decided, you know what, that looks fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and the first time and it was like that was
Speaker 1: like it was so loud, like oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no. Now I can't take two of them. But
Speaker 1: one of them's barking down there right now. They just
Speaker 1: that's there, that's their jam. So maybe you cannot teach
Speaker 1: the new doggie not to be a barker, because that
Speaker 1: is the web.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is especially I live in an apartment, so
Speaker 2: right right, who are hurting me? It's very violent? That
Speaker 2: very cute.
Speaker 1: We'll play with your toy. I named the dog foster,
Speaker 1: but we'll see what Kimberly named the dog, and then
Speaker 1: we'll see Kimberly.
Speaker 2: Keeps the dog. No, he's a foster. Well, sometimes foster
Speaker 2: leads to adoption. I know.
Speaker 1: I don't think his rightful mother is coming back to
Speaker 1: claim him.
Speaker 2: No, definitely not.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a real bitch, uh huh or whoever
Speaker 1: the owner one of those love after lockup people. So
Speaker 1: you guys programming? Nos, Okay, what'd you say?
Speaker 2: Brook? Yeah, what's her name? I don't know j jk
Speaker 2: oh JK and Brook. Yeah, she's the one that has
Speaker 2: kids but never sees them and it's always at her
Speaker 2: boyfriend's house. Oh JK and Brook, Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, what was that other girl saying that
Speaker 1: he liked JK and and he had a second girl
Speaker 1: he may or may not have gotten pregnant.
Speaker 2: I can't remember her name. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: the x Yeah.
Speaker 1: The one that Brooke beat up kind of and then
Speaker 1: the girl beat her up and maybe she was pregnant.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you guys, that's the love after lockup
Speaker 1: programming notes. Okay, Today is Tuesday, December twenty third. Happy
Speaker 1: holidays for whatever you're celebrating. If you're celebrating nothing whatever.
Speaker 1: Do you hope you're having a day off from work.
Speaker 1: Not here at Pink Shade, we don't take a day off.
Speaker 1: So yesterday you got sixty days in Today you're getting
Speaker 1: TLC Tuesday. Thursday is going to be an end of
Speaker 1: the year TLC wrap up with Kim Kim from Almost
Speaker 1: Said Our Last Name, Kim from ninety Day, Craig Cray.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do like an end of the year TLC.
Speaker 2: Wrap up I love that idea. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then next week I have a guest. It's Mandy,
Speaker 1: and she'll we'll be doing an end of your Bravo
Speaker 1: wrap up sixty days in keeps rolling for about three
Speaker 1: more weeks, and then Love during Lockup starts. It airs
Speaker 1: Friday the sixteenth, So case you're wondering, Yes, Love during
Speaker 1: Lockup is coming back. Monique is come back Monique and
Speaker 1: Dirk and Keisha just only she's going to interview her.
Speaker 2: So I can't wait to hear that. I love that.
Speaker 2: I know it's so funny. I was like, well, she's
Speaker 2: what she thinks about that infamous scene in the car there.
Speaker 1: Were they did it so many times, so many times?
Speaker 2: And and was it an issue with actual height or
Speaker 2: was it his seat is just positioned much lower? Or
Speaker 2: is he a sloucher?
Speaker 1: I think he's a tiny, tiny little man. I think
Speaker 1: it's funny he.
Speaker 2: Is but it but it couldn't be because just the
Speaker 2: torso of each of them there was a huge difference,
Speaker 2: you know, So I just don't Maybe he's one of
Speaker 2: those just like a foot and a half difference sitting down.
Speaker 1: But maybe he pushed his seat so far back to
Speaker 1: be cool. You know that then, and then if the
Speaker 1: cameras are right there, it made it look really far back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, was it just a trick of an illusion? Like
Speaker 2: on TLC when they did that show My Giant Life
Speaker 2: and they would shoot the ladies from down below, so
Speaker 2: they looked way taller even which was I don't because
Speaker 2: they were they were already like seven and a half
Speaker 2: feet tall, so don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know that show it was so I think
Speaker 1: I said that we're going to cover Suddenly Amish, but
Speaker 1: I've decided against it.
Speaker 2: I don't think you ever promised that.
Speaker 1: I think I think I just said maybe we would
Speaker 1: cover it, but I just started looking at it. As
Speaker 1: so many people talk about how fake it is. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it looks fake.
Speaker 2: That was my gut reaction. And I never even notice
Speaker 2: if things are fake. Yeah, Like I'm not the one
Speaker 2: that's thinking everything's fake. That's usually you. But even to me,
Speaker 2: it felt like these people were doing it just to
Speaker 2: be on TV and didn't really want to be Amish.
Speaker 1: Right, No, No, I mean, does anybody really want to
Speaker 1: be Amish? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, now, there was one girl who was obsessed. She
Speaker 2: had a fetish for Amish and she was dressing like
Speaker 2: Amish okay, like before she moved. So this was the
Speaker 2: greatest opportunity of her life to be with her people.
Speaker 2: She was like someone who was obsessed with Asian culture,
Speaker 2: like finally getting to being it was shared. Yeah that
Speaker 2: felt icky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that sounds okay, that sounds about right for TLC.
Speaker 2: But we're we're not going to cover that. No.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll probably watch it just like because it'll
Speaker 1: probably roll on right after one of the other shows
Speaker 1: and it'll just be on.
Speaker 2: I'll be waiting for Pilla Talk.
Speaker 1: But guys, this is a long episode of Before the
Speaker 1: ninety Days. And I think these episodes are so long
Speaker 1: because they are all new people to us. We don't
Speaker 1: have any we can't skip anything. Yeah, but man, so
Speaker 1: as once again, I was looking, I was watching it
Speaker 1: live before I took my notes, because I like to
Speaker 1: watch it once. First I realized for the people that
Speaker 1: I had assigned to Kimberly that she was going to
Speaker 1: be doing almost the whole episode again. So I send
Speaker 1: Kimberly a textco let me take a new girl, Lisa,
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, I already wrote some of the notes,
Speaker 1: so you sent them to me. So when we get
Speaker 1: to Lisa, it'll be a little it'll be a little
Speaker 1: combo note situation. And boy, she a bad person.
Speaker 2: She is. I mean, she's so a lost souls. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: she's leaving a child in her wake that is going
Speaker 2: to have emotional issues the rest of her.
Speaker 1: Life and not going to She already does.
Speaker 2: She already does. She reminds me of the lady who
Speaker 2: loved the chickens rain who just was obsessed.
Speaker 1: Oh Renee spelled like Renee, and she left, she had
Speaker 1: children just like didn't seem to give an f like,
Speaker 1: but us is still sitting in my DMS. I did
Speaker 1: it like unread because it was like, I'd like to
Speaker 1: come on your show and tell my side of the story.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you know, I think, I'm yeah,
Speaker 2: that's it. That's a good no for me. Dog Foster,
Speaker 2: that's a no for me. Uh.
Speaker 1: I wish you guys, if you're not watching on video,
Speaker 1: just to just to just jump over to YouTube and
Speaker 1: take a look at this dog situation, because it is.
Speaker 2: Just tell me, when you want me to put him away,
Speaker 2: I'll put him in the crate.
Speaker 1: He's not bothering me, he's not bothering you. He's just hilarious.
Speaker 1: He loves Kimberly. He's jumping all over her. He's standing
Speaker 1: on the couch behind her at alert.
Speaker 2: My hand is like full of holes and yeah, like
Speaker 2: claw marks because he's teething.
Speaker 1: So yeah, and he's peeing on your things. So that's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not on the video so far, not so far.
Speaker 1: But if he pees on the wall behind you, I
Speaker 1: may have to pause.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 1: This is just entertainment for me. I will tell you
Speaker 1: also that coming up on the show, I have interviewed
Speaker 1: the executive producer and the director of the new documentary
Speaker 1: on TLC, The Cult of the Real Housewife. Oh so
Speaker 1: I interviewed them earlier and that's going to come out.
Speaker 1: So it comes out at eight pm on TLC on
Speaker 1: January first. So my interview with the director and the
Speaker 1: producer will come out January second. I'm going to put
Speaker 1: out my recap with Keisha on January first, so you
Speaker 1: can listen to it as soon as you watch it,
Speaker 1: and then the next week I'll put the recap on
Speaker 1: the free feed. So Keisha and I are going to
Speaker 1: do like a full recap of it. But it was
Speaker 1: very interesting talking to the director and the producer.
Speaker 2: I'm most interested to hear how Keisha feels because I
Speaker 2: know Keisha is very fond of Mary Cosby and thinks
Speaker 2: she's hilarious. She is hilarious, but that doesn't negate all
Speaker 2: of the Oh.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. And it's interesting too. On the documentary.
Speaker 1: I'll encourage everybody to watch it when it comes out
Speaker 1: January first. It's very interesting. There's so much in it
Speaker 1: that as a Bravo viewer I've forgotten about. I'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: she did do that. Oh yeah, she did do that.
Speaker 1: Ooh that was bad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's just good.
Speaker 1: It's well done, and it's so funny because there's a
Speaker 1: lot of quick cuts of all a lot of social
Speaker 1: media stuff, you know, people talking. And I saw Ben
Speaker 1: the Mandelker on there, I saw John's Yeah. So I
Speaker 1: sent them screenshots and they're both like, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you have the screener?
Speaker 2: Are we in this thing?
Speaker 1: I was like, like, just like a little post that
Speaker 1: told from the internet, which I guess you can. They
Speaker 1: didn't get permission. They just can pull whatever they want
Speaker 1: from the Internet. I guess it's public domain.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't ask them.
Speaker 2: I love it. Yeah, yeah, it's good. You're that's awesome.
Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was really really good, really interesting. And I
Speaker 1: don't interview a lot of like producers and directors like
Speaker 1: Kate does.
Speaker 2: You know Kate interviews a lot of producers and dress directors.
Speaker 1: Kate k Z and I don't usually do that. I'm
Speaker 1: usually down there with the TLC cast members, So I
Speaker 1: had to be I had to be real professional.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you did great. I think I nailed it.
Speaker 2: We'll see, Ginger, Ginger stop it.
Speaker 1: I didn't do any of that. I didn't do any
Speaker 1: of that. I sat just like this, face forward, professional.
Speaker 2: Face, professional. I love it.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about these people, guys. So get your
Speaker 1: notes ready because you are going first before the ninety
Speaker 1: Days Season eight, episode.
Speaker 2: Three, prepare for takeoff because we are.
Speaker 1: Just doing the flight instructions and we're going to start
Speaker 1: with a viva.
Speaker 2: They're gonna run out. How are they not going to
Speaker 2: run out? Tree tables down, seatbelts.
Speaker 1: Fastened, light is off, boarding doors open.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's turbulence. There's gonna be one about turbulence and
Speaker 2: then trade tables up. Landing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then put your seat in the upright position. I
Speaker 1: don't know, but we're gonna start with a Viva and
Speaker 1: Stig and the stinky food bill talk. People were like,
Speaker 1: what is even pillow times? We were like, why don't
Speaker 1: you put that in zipp like bag? And then a cooler.
Speaker 2: Common sense. Yeah. Oh, Ingrid just texted. Oh what did
Speaker 2: Ingrid have to say?
Speaker 1: Because I'm not looking at my phone.
Speaker 2: It just popped up. Oh, it's scheduling for toe. She
Speaker 2: wants us to record early. Well, she has a New
Speaker 2: Year's Eve plant.
Speaker 1: Well guess what, so do I and we are going
Speaker 1: to record earlier then because I have now made a
Speaker 1: plan to go out of town. See almost playing the
Speaker 1: Sugar Bowl in New Orleans. Oh yeah, even though I
Speaker 1: said I wasn't going to do, you said no, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had, and then I decided I wanted to go.
Speaker 1: So we're going to go. We're not going for New Year's.
Speaker 1: We're not going for New Year's. We're going the next day. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'll tell Ingrid to just cool your jets. Ingrid, cool
Speaker 1: your jets. We're trying to work around your party schedule.
Speaker 2: Girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's busy. She's busy partying.
Speaker 2: Everything we do isn't for Ingrid anyway.
Speaker 1: Everything we do is for Ingrid. Okay, a Eva and
Speaker 1: Stick and the stinky food back to them.
Speaker 2: So she's stuck on one plane, but her next to
Speaker 2: Belize is in twenty minutes. So she's running through the
Speaker 2: airport and she says, Stig, I hope you're worth it,
Speaker 2: because running through the airport is so embarrassing. Girl. I've
Speaker 2: no doubt you're gonna be way more embarrassed than that
Speaker 2: this season, if this show is any indication. Also, you
Speaker 2: have stinky shrimp follow for you, So that's already more
Speaker 2: embarrassing than running through the airport. It is, what are
Speaker 2: you talking about? It's so gross. So in Belize, twelve
Speaker 2: hours earlier, Stig is performing at a concert while ladies.
Speaker 2: It's first it seemed like big, like a big concert,
Speaker 2: but then these ladies come out in like kind of
Speaker 2: matching outfits on stage and they're throwing T shirts at
Speaker 2: the audience. But they didn't have cannons or any like
Speaker 2: T shirt guns or something, and it was just their
Speaker 2: arms and they were only hidden people in the front row.
Speaker 2: So I don't know, it didn't seem I wasn't that impressed. Also,
Speaker 2: they should have been wearing matching outfits. So he says
Speaker 2: his name is Earl in the Wind. That's what I heard.
Speaker 2: That's what subtitles said. That is not what his name is.
Speaker 2: It is Arline Dwayne. Wow, first name is Arline. I
Speaker 2: thought Mary Payne was bad call himself Earline the Wind.
Speaker 2: Maybe that is his name. It's very like an indigenous.
Speaker 1: Name, you know, I we got Did you see that message?
Speaker 1: I believe it was on Facebook with somebody telling us
Speaker 1: that they it's a bunkie. Melissa, she's always in Belize.
Speaker 1: She knows all about it. She's always got the Belize information.
Speaker 1: And she wrote and said that she's asked a lot
Speaker 1: of people about Stig And yeah, very lightly known. Definitely
Speaker 1: not a big star, not a big.
Speaker 2: It's not mister Belize, No, but he was. He was
Speaker 2: on a billboard. He was on a billboard ad. It
Speaker 2: was an ad for like a wine or something something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's very interesting. Okay, We're gonna keep following up on
Speaker 2: that because what he's saying and other and what's happening
Speaker 2: do not always mix, Like the way he describes himself
Speaker 2: as a Beatle and that he we have not seen
Speaker 2: him be swarmed yet, so the car is not getting
Speaker 2: jumped on by a bunch of teens. So I don't know.
Speaker 1: So I saw Jake and Matt posted like this scene
Speaker 1: at the airport with this kid talking to him was
Speaker 1: like obviously staged and vague.
Speaker 2: There were like this kid didn't know who he was. Yeah, so,
Speaker 2: but he is performing at this concert and people are sharing,
Speaker 2: but we don't know if it's a music festival like
Speaker 2: they're just it could be like a Coachella and there's
Speaker 2: just a big lineup and then you know of yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: So he's thirty years old. He thinks he's a really cool,
Speaker 2: chill guy, but when he's perform he feels alive. He
Speaker 2: loves singing for the ladies. Apparently no men listen to
Speaker 2: his music. One time a girl in the front row
Speaker 2: was trying to get into his pants. He said, they
Speaker 2: get crazy, so they were like clawing at him. And
Speaker 2: then we see some of his music videos. We see
Speaker 2: him signing a girl's butt cheeks. Yeah yeah, wow, Okay,
Speaker 2: why it's just gonna rinse off the tattoo for barwar
Speaker 2: and get it tattooed on there you go. Some people do.
Speaker 2: So he started performing ten years ago. Now he's at
Speaker 2: the very top in Belize. Okay, says so, he says, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: So he has a group of guys, his posse. That's
Speaker 2: not the right word, that's in the Old West. He
Speaker 2: is gonna go, We've got a posse going with the sheriff.
Speaker 2: He has. Perf is his performer, per kurf per like
Speaker 2: profession perfect. Uh huh uh. Richie is his manager. And
Speaker 2: six which is spelled the let the number six I
Speaker 2: x or later they say six fras so the letter
Speaker 2: the number six I X F R A S S
Speaker 2: six fras Okay, likes know what it means. He's his
Speaker 2: g they are best friends. I don't know if he
Speaker 2: does anything or if he's more like on Entourage. He's
Speaker 2: like turtles, a hanger on her. So after the show,
Speaker 2: there the guys are hanging out. They toast to Aviva coming.
Speaker 2: He says, I'm so excited. They say, yeah, she's American.
Speaker 2: You only love American girls, foreigners, foreigners, and they're teasing him.
Speaker 1: I didn't feel very positive about this all interaction, by
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: I know, So, he says, they tease me, but I'm
Speaker 2: really serious about Aviva. And he loves her eyes. He
Speaker 2: thinks she's super hot, but he loves her beautiful heart
Speaker 2: more than anything.
Speaker 1: Sure, I was looking for the post. I'm going to
Speaker 1: read it to you when we're done.
Speaker 2: Okay, her, he loves her laugh. He can be himself
Speaker 2: with her. He can be Earlin Dwayne and not Stig.
Speaker 2: I think you could. I don't think you're famous enough
Speaker 2: that I think, Dwayne anywhere?
Speaker 1: What do Stig mean? Sting without the end?
Speaker 2: Like? What what? What Stig? What does it mean? I
Speaker 2: don't know, but it makes me feel like it's referencing
Speaker 2: something inappropriate. I don't know why. So his friends can't
Speaker 2: believe he wants to settle down. They're like, you want
Speaker 2: to have kids? And then one of them says, you
Speaker 2: would breed her, like she's a cage, like.
Speaker 1: What Foster is trying to.
Speaker 2: Do with all the time. They say, would you rather
Speaker 2: they have a baby here or in America? And he
Speaker 2: says America and they're like, yeah, you want that citizenship right,
Speaker 2: and he's like.
Speaker 1: Duh okay, So he admits it.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's good. Uh huh. Well, if he's reached the
Speaker 2: top of his game musically, in belize he needs to
Speaker 2: go global and that's America. Okay, all right, So he
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't mean that, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: I think there, I'm not trying to say America is
Speaker 2: the hub of the music industry. So so, uh, they say,
Speaker 2: you're going to stop partying, and he says, no way,
Speaker 2: It's a huge part of my life. Absolutely not. I'm
Speaker 2: going to take her to San Pedro for the concert
Speaker 2: this weekend. And they say San Pedro, we call that
Speaker 2: Temptation Island. And so she won't she get mad with
Speaker 2: like one hundred girls screaming all over you. Let's see,
Speaker 2: we're gonna see, We're going to count I see hundreds.
Speaker 2: So he says, well, past girlfriends have always gotten jealous.
Speaker 2: So there have been past girlfriends.
Speaker 1: But all Americans, I guess.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she says again, I just am the bar
Speaker 2: is so low that I'm thinking at least she is
Speaker 2: in the same age range as him, so he's already
Speaker 2: a step up from soldier boy. So he says, past
Speaker 2: girlfriends always get jealous. Aviva says, she doesn't get jealous,
Speaker 2: but we'll see about that. I really want someone who
Speaker 2: will be confident and not be jealous and won't care
Speaker 2: will let me do my thing. So he says, they say, well,
Speaker 2: everywhere you go, people are talking and saying, you have
Speaker 2: this girl, you have X y Z girls, this girl,
Speaker 2: and we've heard that's what the aunt said. The aunt
Speaker 2: who's in witness protection Spring also Spring and Stig. It
Speaker 2: is very confusing, and she's as name is Spring, yeah,
Speaker 2: ant Spring with fake nose and glasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Right. So he says, I'm going to do things differently,
Speaker 2: and they say, we've heard that before. So I guess
Speaker 2: with these other girlfriends, he wasn't loyal. So he's made
Speaker 2: it sound like that was their problem, like they were jealous,
Speaker 2: but actually he was cheating. So he says, I've been
Speaker 2: a player forever, but I will really want a family
Speaker 2: and a partner to be there for me, and I
Speaker 2: hope I can be faithful to her. Y hope so too.
Speaker 2: And one of the guys says, I have twenty percent
Speaker 2: faith that you can do it. It's pretty low. That's low.
Speaker 2: That's that's less than Usman liked Baby Girl Lisa. And
Speaker 2: that's less than as in like Nicole and many of
Speaker 2: the other percentages.
Speaker 1: Usman was attracted to Baby Girl Lisa fifty five percent.
Speaker 2: So fifty five I think, and it was maybe seventy percent.
Speaker 1: With as In and Nicole.
Speaker 2: She is seventy percent okay.
Speaker 1: For me, right right, So twenty percent. It's not great,
Speaker 1: that's horrible.
Speaker 2: So Aviva is flying with day old room temperature, firecracker, shrimp, disgusting, disgusting.
Speaker 2: She is going to be banned from whatever airline, Yes,
Speaker 2: she is. So. Also, it's spilt on her pants, on
Speaker 2: her bag. It's because again, styrofoam container.
Speaker 1: She didn't okay, I don't know if that makes a
Speaker 1: better story and it's funnier to keep it in the
Speaker 1: styropham container, or if she's just dumb.
Speaker 2: Again, I felt like it was rage bait. I really
Speaker 2: felt like she was messing with us so that we'd
Speaker 2: be talking about it. Yeah, well, but it worked because
Speaker 2: I've never seen anything that stupid. So meanwhile, Steak has
Speaker 2: rented a hotel for them, and he's putting flower petals
Speaker 2: all over the bed. He says he has butterflies. He says,
Speaker 2: I'm going to be one burner. That's what we call
Speaker 2: when you have one lady, one burner. And I've always
Speaker 2: had many burners going same time, and I but I
Speaker 2: want to be a better man. So okay, you're talking
Speaker 2: to a GameStick. Yeah, yes, the proof is in the pudding.
Speaker 2: So he had warned her at the airport that at
Speaker 2: that girls would flock to him that whenever he goes
Speaker 2: in public, especially like an airport, the girls it's beatles time.
Speaker 2: His shirt is getting ripped off. He's there trying to
Speaker 2: get DNA under their fingernails, flown him in a lap
Speaker 2: and pulled out like they're licking at him. Just so okay,
Speaker 2: all it's all nasty. One airport worker mail comes up
Speaker 2: to him and it's like, hey, man, stick, I'm a fan.
Speaker 1: Okay, great, Yeah, and then what it was that shy
Speaker 1: that that was?
Speaker 2: That was the airport worker. It wasn't a child, It
Speaker 2: was an airport worker that they pay. It was a
Speaker 2: young airport worker man wearing the vest. He's like, the
Speaker 2: guy checks your luggage. So no clawing yet, no screaming,
Speaker 2: nary a girl fainted and passed out. This is He's
Speaker 2: no Taylor Swift. So okah is a Viva Lands and
Speaker 2: does a dare Sea Airport bathroom freshen up. She really
Speaker 2: needs that perfume because she probably smells like nasty Dale
Speaker 2: shrimp and just so fishy. So they stop. They he's
Speaker 2: digging now, I know I'm sewing.
Speaker 1: I was thinking, if he's digging and burrowing, this is
Speaker 1: the dog now, not stig. If Foster is digging and burrowing,
Speaker 1: that maybe he's going to go to sleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope trying to get get very cuddly and
Speaker 2: cozy and does sleep a lot, but he seems to
Speaker 2: be very hyper right now. So they she comes out,
Speaker 2: they hug and they kiss, and he says, what's the smell? No,
Speaker 2: he doesn't. I really thought he was gonna. Yeah, if
Speaker 2: we thought Danielle had some hygiene.
Speaker 1: Job, oh, Kimberly, don't go there, don't go there, or
Speaker 1: don't go there.
Speaker 2: So he says she looks more beautiful in person, and
Speaker 2: he says she's really good. Kiss her and she blushes
Speaker 2: and he says, she's so beautiful. And I love that
Speaker 2: fat ass. I knew she'd been in the gym, but damn,
Speaker 2: so loves that fat ass. Okay, I love a fat
Speaker 2: ass too.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately for me, I have a flat ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So she shows him the Chinese food. It's disgusting
Speaker 2: and it's been like a day and it's an out,
Speaker 2: and she says, you need to throw it away. And
Speaker 2: she says, you told me if I brought you Chinese food,
Speaker 2: you'd marry me, So I brought it. The bar's pretty
Speaker 2: low there, wow, And he says, well, I am a
Speaker 2: man of my word. And she says, this was magical,
Speaker 2: such a great moment, fairy tale moment. And he's smells great.
Speaker 2: Definitely better than the Chinese food, she says. And he
Speaker 2: says he's going to eat it, and she says, no,
Speaker 2: you'll get sick. You have to throw it away. So
Speaker 2: she throws it away. Why did you bring it? Why
Speaker 2: did you make hundreds of people at the airport and
Speaker 2: on the plane suffer so that you could do this
Speaker 2: cute joke so that he would have to marry you
Speaker 2: as a joke. It's disgusting. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Hopefully it'll be we'll forget about it by the time
Speaker 1: the reunion rolls around. But hopefully we don't forget about
Speaker 1: it by the time the reunion rolls around exactly.
Speaker 2: So they ride to the hotel and he points out
Speaker 2: his face on a billboard ad and she's super impressed. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so did he buy that billboard as I placed it?
Speaker 2: On the way to the air on the way the hotel,
Speaker 2: so that she would bang him for sure.
Speaker 1: It would be she's going to bang him anyway.
Speaker 2: I mean she would have anyway, but that really would
Speaker 2: seal the deal. Yeah, So how much does a billboard
Speaker 2: ad cost in belize? That's a great question. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: he tells her about the hotel and the next day
Speaker 2: they're going out of town for his performance, and she's
Speaker 2: nervous to see and perform. She doesn't know how she's
Speaker 2: gonna feel with the girls all crazy all over him,
Speaker 2: you swarming. So they get to the hotel. She hopes
Speaker 2: they're going to have chemistry there. First night, I was like,
Speaker 2: please God, shower first. First of all, her hair is greasy.
Speaker 2: It's so greasy. It was greasy before she left and
Speaker 2: now it's real Jenny slash Matt from sixty Days in
Speaker 2: And she's covered in shrimp. So they lay in the
Speaker 2: bed in their clothes.
Speaker 1: Colonnie and Cleane on Philla Talk were like, oh, outside
Speaker 1: clothes on the bed. Oh Nope, they're not gonna He's gonna.
Speaker 1: Oh they're both doing it.
Speaker 2: Were It's not just outside clothes, it's airport clothes. So
Speaker 2: you've just been sitting in fabric that is covered in
Speaker 2: other people's farts and shrimp and shrimp. I can't. I
Speaker 2: just gave me up. I know it's disgusting. So he
Speaker 2: points out her tattoo and he says, will you get
Speaker 2: steak on your forehead? She says, if you get a
Speaker 2: viva And he's like, oh my luck, you'll leave me
Speaker 2: and I'll have a viva on my neck and you know,
Speaker 2: she's like, I'll never have you forehead. Yeah, yeah, joke,
Speaker 2: I'm hoping. And he's like, i'd never leave you either.
Speaker 2: But and she's like, what would make you leave me?
Speaker 2: And he says, if you can't respect my work and
Speaker 2: my lifestyle? And she says, I want to respect your work,
Speaker 2: but I want to be respected too, And I hope
Speaker 2: you haven't been seeing anyone well, you know, before we met.
Speaker 2: And he says, you don't trust me. The other women
Speaker 2: here aren't as beautiful as you. That's not a no.
Speaker 1: And also does it matter how beautiful they are?
Speaker 2: No? And then he goes he goes, we're good, We're
Speaker 2: good or something like that, and I was like, again,
Speaker 2: not a no. It's like on dateline. I would never
Speaker 2: kill my wife how could you think that I would
Speaker 2: do something like that?
Speaker 1: Just say no, you're not saying no, Yeah, no I
Speaker 1: did not.
Speaker 2: I could never do something like that, but you did.
Speaker 2: Are we done with those two? Almost? He says, you
Speaker 2: don't trust me the other woman? Blah blah blah. She
Speaker 2: changes into lingerie.
Speaker 1: Doesn't shower, doesn't shower nope.
Speaker 2: Didn't hear any running water nope uh And they start
Speaker 2: getting busy in front of the camera crew, and he
Speaker 2: is super impressed with her body and that makes him
Speaker 2: think that she might be the one, but he's not
Speaker 2: sure if she fully understands the extent of how horny
Speaker 2: these women are for him that we have yet to see.
Speaker 2: But he's not that cute. I mean, he's cute, but
Speaker 2: he he's not that cute personally. His hair like ruins
Speaker 2: it for me. It's it's very like, I don't know
Speaker 2: what it is. It's just too fluffy, too fluffy to
Speaker 2: the haircut is weird, and yeah, it just doesn't do
Speaker 2: anything for me. And yeah he's cute, but like not
Speaker 2: any but like he thinks his music makes ladies like
Speaker 2: orgasm on the spot, like.
Speaker 1: He does, Yeah he does, And we heard some of
Speaker 1: it over there on the Spotify, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was non memorable exactly.
Speaker 2: Even ousman had some catchy hooks.
Speaker 1: Well, they were hoisted upon us. So Monkey Melissa lets
Speaker 1: us know. Regarding Belize, she says, as a citizen and
Speaker 1: a part time resident of Belize, I can officially confirm
Speaker 1: that stig to artist is not a big deal in
Speaker 1: Belize or elsewhere. She says, now I realize I may
Speaker 1: not be his demographic as a lady of a certain age.
Speaker 1: So I asked my stepdaughter and my nieces and my
Speaker 1: nephews who live in Polas.
Speaker 2: She did boots on the ground journalism.
Speaker 1: Melissa, you've got a bully's question. She's your girl always,
Speaker 1: and she says, only one of them have heard of him.
Speaker 2: I think one out of four mm, hm, went out
Speaker 2: of four. That's I think good.
Speaker 1: I think Aviva's Auntie with the phony Pony knows of
Speaker 1: what she speaks.
Speaker 2: She says she's.
Speaker 1: Going for four months as of this weekend, so the
Speaker 1: boots on the ground will begin, and she says for
Speaker 1: anybody who remembers her cares, don't forget about Ryan, my
Speaker 1: twenty seven year old fiance. Ryan. Remember that lady from
Speaker 1: Minnesota that the blonde hair that was wacky, always seemed
Speaker 1: to be on pills, and she would go, yeah, Ryan,
Speaker 1: my twenty four year old fiance.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then something terrible.
Speaker 1: Harrison be cousin Harris. Remember sarahs with cousin Harris. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she says, for anybody who remembers Ryan, my twenty seven
Speaker 1: year old fiance still lives on our little island and
Speaker 1: is a bar back. Every once in a while a
Speaker 1: tourist will recognize him and he milks.
Speaker 2: It for free drinks.
Speaker 1: No coas and Harris sightings to report. Okay, thank you, Melissa,
Speaker 1: get back to us once you get to the island
Speaker 1: with your boots on the ground.
Speaker 2: Please. Okay, doaky.
Speaker 1: Let's move on to Laura and beer can, Burcan, beer
Speaker 1: can whatever, Burken Bag, burk and bag not impressed. Okay,
Speaker 1: Laura is preparing to go to Turkey and.
Speaker 2: Nos birkin Bag and knock off.
Speaker 1: He's he's bad news. I'm gonna go ahead and say it.
Speaker 1: So she's prepared to go to Turkey.
Speaker 2: She's folding.
Speaker 1: Now they keep zooming in on this pair of pants
Speaker 1: that she's folding.
Speaker 2: Did you notice this? Because they do that sometimes It
Speaker 2: drives me crazy. I'm always staring, like what am I
Speaker 2: supposed to be noticing about that?
Speaker 1: Do they look like men's pants? Is why I wondered
Speaker 1: if they were Michael's pants.
Speaker 2: I was like, she do laundry, laundry, she was get
Speaker 2: in her suitcast No, and again, I am.
Speaker 1: Pants again packing in the living room. You know, it's
Speaker 1: a it's an age old trope of the show that
Speaker 1: I just don't understand.
Speaker 2: Wow, we needed to see her word art so well. Okay,
Speaker 2: so did you notice the word art?
Speaker 1: I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just
Speaker 1: saw it in the background.
Speaker 2: One said home and a bunch of other very tiny words,
Speaker 2: and one said welcome spring. So this was filmed it's springtime.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, does she flip it around for fall welcome?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: She have like interchangeable little hooks. So She's realized that
Speaker 1: her best friend Michael is never going to be ready
Speaker 1: to take the next step with her, and it's because
Speaker 1: beer Can is not so into her being friends with Michael,
Speaker 1: and she is worried she'll have to choose between her
Speaker 1: best friend and the and I do it in air
Speaker 1: quotes love of her life. Okay, yeah, Mom and Dad,
Speaker 1: come over.
Speaker 2: I wasn't expecting this.
Speaker 1: I loved every minute of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her parents are.
Speaker 1: Aileen and Terry. And it was so funny when they
Speaker 1: walked in because it was obviously so like stage for production, like, okay,
Speaker 1: you're just gonna walk in and just have like a
Speaker 1: natural conversation about going to the airport.
Speaker 2: And they walk in and dad goes, Hi, Laura, Hi,
Speaker 2: hilarious died and then I went spiraled, and I was like,
Speaker 2: is okay, so this there there, it's staged for TV.
Speaker 2: But then I thought, sometimes when I walk in, my
Speaker 2: dad uses my name, and then I think that that's weird.
Speaker 2: But is that like an old man thing?
Speaker 1: Does my dad use my name? Sometimes? I go Hi, mirror, okay,
Speaker 1: so he does? Yeah, Mary, how you doing Mary? Like
Speaker 1: as a nickname? It's funny, hilarious. Why don't you just
Speaker 1: name me Mary? I had to explain that on the
Speaker 1: How to explain that on the interview this morning about
Speaker 1: my name.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So Eileen and Terry arrive, they're going to take her
Speaker 1: to the airport and she says very nice, you know,
Speaker 1: because the airport's far away, and she says, you know,
Speaker 1: my parents are very conservative and Catholic and beer Can
Speaker 1: is not who they expected me to be with, so
Speaker 1: this is hard for them. So in the car, Eileen,
Speaker 1: Mom in the back seat just just fire and all cylinder.
Speaker 1: She is just throwing bombs from the backseat.
Speaker 2: I love it. She knows she's probably only going to
Speaker 2: be on one in one scene because she's not actually
Speaker 2: going there, so this is one and done. She has
Speaker 2: to get all of her complaints out.
Speaker 1: She's like, I hope they might be to the reading
Speaker 1: and I'll have more to say. So Dad is driving
Speaker 1: to do and she says the mom says, the fact
Speaker 1: that you're going all the way to Turkey to meet
Speaker 1: a Muslim man was not in my wheelhouse, you know.
Speaker 1: It seems irresponsible to me. And Laura goes, well, I
Speaker 1: can understand where you think that, mom, you know, And
Speaker 1: my biggest concern is not him, it's the age. And
Speaker 1: mom goes, well, how old is he, Laura? And she says, well,
Speaker 1: he's twenty years younger.
Speaker 2: Do not know about this, like I think.
Speaker 1: They knew he was younger, but didn't know exactly until yeah,
Speaker 1: And she goes, why saw you twenty years younger? And
Speaker 1: Dad goes, I got hairs on my chin older than that,
Speaker 1: and Mom goes, don't joke, don't joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was bitchy too, don't joke like it was
Speaker 2: a stupid dad joke. Mom like, she's don't joke. She's
Speaker 2: had it.
Speaker 1: She's had it with Laura, and Laura says. She goes,
Speaker 1: what what on earth does he think of you? And
Speaker 1: I like Laura's response. She goes, well, he thinks I'm awesome.
Speaker 1: He thinks I'm awesome, and goes, I'm thinking he wants
Speaker 1: a ticket to America.
Speaker 2: Did he tell you he loved you?
Speaker 1: She goes, well, yeah, she goes, big red flag, big
Speaker 1: red flag. He does not love you. It's an infatuation
Speaker 1: with you. He hasn't even met you. And she's trying
Speaker 1: to talk and Mom continues and goes, the guy just
Speaker 1: wants out of Turkey. It's ten giant red flags. Oh
Speaker 1: my word in heaven. Laura, do you actually think this
Speaker 1: could work out and be a lifelong commitment?
Speaker 2: She goes yeah.
Speaker 1: She goes, my god, honey, I disagree with this whole thing,
Speaker 1: Like I want to be happy for you, but I can't.
Speaker 2: It keeps me up at night. Don't sell yourself short, Laura,
Speaker 2: don't settle. It sounds like you're the one telling her
Speaker 2: that she's not a catch, it's not worth it, and
Speaker 2: he could never actually love you. He was like, what
Speaker 2: does he see in you? Gross?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Dad says nothing, driving driving, and then he goes,
Speaker 1: you know, Laura, we're just pointing out our concerns and
Speaker 1: hope you make the right decision. And Mom's like, shut up,
Speaker 1: I felt you know, so talking to it. She goes, Wow,
Speaker 1: I did not know my parents felt this strongly about it.
Speaker 1: My mom unleashing on me is really messing with my head,
Speaker 1: and yeah, there's an absolute possibility this will blow up
Speaker 1: in my face. But life is a series of calculated
Speaker 1: risk and if I'm not willing to take a risk
Speaker 1: for love, then what am I willing to take a
Speaker 1: risk for?
Speaker 2: Girl? Get your head out of the book. Okay, I
Speaker 2: agree with everything the mom was saying, but her delivery
Speaker 2: is terrible, terrible. It's going to make Laura want to
Speaker 2: prove her wrong. And also what damage has this woman
Speaker 2: done to Laura's self esteem over the years. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine growing up with that mom? Yeah? I can.
Speaker 1: Actually I told you when Dave and I were first engaged,
Speaker 1: my mom said something to the extent of, well, Dave
Speaker 1: just thinks may paint is so pretty. Yeah he does,
Speaker 1: gonna get married. Yeah, I thinks I'm pretty. And it's shocking,
Speaker 1: okaynothered moms guys. Okay, so they don't ever want you
Speaker 1: to get a big head, so tears.
Speaker 2: My mom was like you. She called me dearest Darling
Speaker 2: Dumpling donut from Heaven. Oh that's so sweet. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: everything I did absolutely perfect. Oh I love that. I
Speaker 2: love that. But then that gives me a different problem. No,
Speaker 2: Wight is good enough for me because I'm perfect. I'm
Speaker 2: dearis Darling dumpling angel from Heaven. M h.
Speaker 1: Heather McDonald talks about that how much her parents, her
Speaker 1: mom just they just pumped her up all the time,
Speaker 1: told her she could do anything, and she was the
Speaker 1: most beautiful and the funniest and the da da da da.
Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, I don't think that's good.
Speaker 1: I think I grew up like way over confident. Yeah me,
Speaker 1: I have no self deceive confidence. So I'm starting from
Speaker 1: the bottom. So I get any kind of compliment, I'm like,
Speaker 1: look at me, I'm winning. Okay, So thirteen hours of travel,
Speaker 1: she says, you know, I feel the need to decompress
Speaker 1: with a good smutty book with some good banging. So
Speaker 1: we see her in the airport settling in with the
Speaker 1: smutty book. I'm like, gosh, she gonna go like a
Speaker 1: rube one out in the bathroom, like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Oh good, Mary, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: That was terrible. She god to take that out. That
Speaker 2: was terrible. Oh my god. No, same thing. It's like
Speaker 2: when people are watching a movie on the plane that
Speaker 2: has a sex scene. God forbid. Like I started to
Speaker 2: watch Sinners and it was like, oh my god, they
Speaker 2: started having sex early on. I was like, no, I
Speaker 2: can't watch this movie. I thought it was about vampires.
Speaker 2: It was not vampires. So vampires saw a lot of
Speaker 2: sex too.
Speaker 1: So she's reading your smuddy book now. Upon watching this
Speaker 1: the second time, I realized what they did here, because
Speaker 1: they then switch over to beer can in Turkey. Who's
Speaker 1: reading Nietzsche. Yeah, I've never read Nietzsche. I did major
Speaker 1: in English but wasn't required, so we didn't read it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know Nietsche or n I kind of want
Speaker 2: to say it like Nietzsche like sachete, okay, how to
Speaker 2: and I think it's nietzschee.
Speaker 1: Neat the way you said that neat see see, I
Speaker 1: don't know how to Nietzsche.
Speaker 2: Nietzsche is the one that's very hard to pronounce because
Speaker 2: it doesn't look anything like that.
Speaker 1: Rick, I just did a Google thing where that told
Speaker 1: me how to pronounce it Nietzsche. Okay, so we're both
Speaker 1: saying it wrong.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So Burkan is reading Nietzsche. He says, it's just funny
Speaker 1: because I didn't catch up the first time around of
Speaker 1: the juxtaposition of her reading Smut in him reading Nie.
Speaker 1: So he says, sitting on a park bench, looking longingly
Speaker 1: at his book and looking out into the sea, and
Speaker 1: he says, Nietzsche enlightens the people around him, but he
Speaker 1: was in the darkness himself. You know, I'm very into
Speaker 1: philosophy because life is deep, but we're only living on
Speaker 1: the surface, and I'm trying to learn lives I've never lived.
Speaker 1: I discovered Nietzsche in a dark time. I was a
Speaker 1: professional footballer. I had an acl knee injury that took
Speaker 1: me out. I still play for fun, but I can't
Speaker 1: play anymore. So when he says I'm trying to learn
Speaker 1: lives I've never lived. Does that mean I'm trying to
Speaker 1: come to the United States that live like an American,
Speaker 1: Or he's trying to read books about other cultures, or
Speaker 1: he's trying to sound deep reincarnate himself.
Speaker 2: I think it's the See he is trying to sound deep,
Speaker 2: very much like Oh Sama, who would talk about painting
Speaker 2: and how it meant something and how Debbie was like
Speaker 2: and he would write poems about her, remember yes, and
Speaker 2: then but also I'm getting touches of Vanya's guy who
Speaker 2: was a professional athlete, but then it turned out he
Speaker 2: played in the park in like a retur Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so who knows.
Speaker 1: Ostard decided to mark Yeah, okay, all right, I'll talk
Speaker 1: so Berkan tells us he's been rebuilding his life and
Speaker 1: what's helping the most is Laura. Meeting Laura on Snapchat
Speaker 1: was destiny. She was so supportive of him and so
Speaker 1: optimistic and made him believe dreaming is okay. He was
Speaker 1: in the darkness like Nietzsche, but he could see the
Speaker 1: sun and.
Speaker 2: He told her he loved her.
Speaker 1: After three or four weeks, he's excited to see her
Speaker 1: and nauseous. I had to rewind.
Speaker 2: Did he say no. He said nauseous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like, oh, nervous, No, nauseous, He's nauseous.
Speaker 2: Fair love story also makes me nauch for.
Speaker 1: A different and he wants to move thanks to the
Speaker 1: next level and maybe propose. So he meets his friend
Speaker 1: Mimo looks like Memo, but his Mimo and Tukuba. I'm
Speaker 1: sure I'm gonna call him Mimo and Tugba, but it's
Speaker 1: completely wrong. Yeah, Memo and Tagua are his friends, and
Speaker 1: he these are his friends where he lives because he's
Speaker 1: not close with his family at all. Red Flag and
Speaker 1: they're playing some kind of game. I was like, is
Speaker 1: it Majong? Is it Checkers?
Speaker 2: Is it chess? What are they playing?
Speaker 1: Unclear? They're playing a game and Memo the guy says, hey,
Speaker 1: you know you've been dating this girl, but we've never
Speaker 1: seen a picture.
Speaker 2: Bullshit set up or plot. So he shows a photo
Speaker 2: of Laura and he goes, wow, hell.
Speaker 1: Everybody, so Rebecca and z Ed if I've had Kathy Hilton,
Speaker 1: wipe your face off picture. He says how old is she?
Speaker 1: And beer Can says forty five, and he goes, whoa
Speaker 1: forty five when you're forty five? She'll be sixty five, Like,
Speaker 1: is that going to be a problem? Like whoa, oh
Speaker 1: my god AARs.
Speaker 2: He put it in perspective though.
Speaker 1: Yes, when you do twenty years, you think, oh, twenty
Speaker 1: five and forty five maybe not that big of a deal.
Speaker 1: But how about eighty five and one hundred and five?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Well, that seems like less of a deal than because
Speaker 2: some people at the retirement community, it's like, are you
Speaker 2: eighty are you one hundred and two? Right? Impossible to tell,
Speaker 2: but sixty five and forty five that's a big difference.
Speaker 1: Sixty five and eighty five is a big difference. But
Speaker 1: that's four that's no, that's two years.
Speaker 2: God, I can't do.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty years, yeah, imagine somebody sixty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's somebody eighty five. But I would say the
Speaker 2: biggest is twenty five and forty five because it's completely
Speaker 2: different life stages, frontal lobes, just developing. You just have
Speaker 2: no idea what you're doing with your life, and forty
Speaker 2: five is like you already know if you're having kids
Speaker 2: or not generally, and you're.
Speaker 1: What if you're a deep try if you're a deep thinker,
Speaker 1: like Nietzsche. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. So he says, it is talking head.
Speaker 1: She is old, but it is okay. I have dated
Speaker 1: older woman before older woman. They understand they are not childish.
Speaker 1: And she looks good for her age. We see another
Speaker 1: airbrushed photo. Now, yeah, she does look good for her age,
Speaker 1: and I think she doesn't look forty five. I think
Speaker 1: her face looks super young. I agree with them. So
Speaker 1: the friends go, so what have you told her about
Speaker 1: your life? And he goes, well, I've told her things,
Speaker 1: but not everything, because this is ninety day fiance, by
Speaker 1: the way, and you have to hold something back. And
Speaker 1: the friend Tesba says, you haven't told her the things
Speaker 1: that would bother her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Everything, He goes, Look, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: When my football career was over, when I tore my ACL,
Speaker 1: I opened up some businesses that failed, and since then
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to find a job. And she
Speaker 1: knows I've had some troubles, but she doesn't know how much.
Speaker 1: And the bottom line is, I don't trust this Michael
Speaker 1: guy because they're just friends. I don't buy that. And
Speaker 1: she doesn't cut Michael out. The relationship won't work. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's roll it back to you had some businesses that failed,
Speaker 1: and she knows your troubles but not as much. This
Speaker 1: means he's got like one hundred thousand dollars a debt
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 2: Right, Seriously, it has to be something. The mob is
Speaker 2: after him because he borrowed money from the wrong people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something bad.
Speaker 2: So Also he has a girlfriend who's right there, so
Speaker 2: is actual with that guy? This other guy? Are they
Speaker 2: a couple?
Speaker 1: When I watched it the second time, I made sure
Speaker 1: to really watch the screen to make sure it didn't
Speaker 1: say Memo and tug By his girlfriend, Memo, tug B's boyfriend, partner. Nothing.
Speaker 1: They just seem to be now. And also they seem
Speaker 1: very old. They seem like double ears, tattoos, they seem
Speaker 1: very with it, you know. Yeah, definitely not typical Muslims
Speaker 1: that you would see in Turkey. On this show.
Speaker 2: He seems to be progressive. So yeah, I'm just really impressed.
Speaker 2: You haven't talked about something.
Speaker 1: His teeth, teeth, he upsetting.
Speaker 2: I was like, Mary Pain, that's real growth. I was
Speaker 2: proud of you. No, again, it's hard to bring it up.
Speaker 1: It's not something's embraces can't fix, you know. And I'm
Speaker 1: giving him a bis a line because we need full
Speaker 1: braces in this situation. But all the teeth are there.
Speaker 1: They're stacked on top of each other, but they're all there.
Speaker 1: They're all there, unlike Osama who is missing so many Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So he is telling Memo and talk about He says,
Speaker 1: she has a male friend named Michael, and I don't
Speaker 1: like that and sometimes she even compares me to him.
Speaker 1: It's unacceptable that she has this male friend and she
Speaker 1: needs to end the friendship. Now here's what the camera
Speaker 1: lnkers over on Tukba, like, we do understand. This is
Speaker 1: a woman that you're out in the park with, playing
Speaker 1: a game with who is obviously your friend, who is
Speaker 1: a friend with two men, and you're all sitting and
Speaker 1: it can be done. But he doesn't get the irony.
Speaker 1: But I think Tukba does because she looks at him
Speaker 1: and goes, well, if you say she can't be friends
Speaker 1: with him, she might not like that. And Memo says, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're gonna need to see it from her perspective.
Speaker 2: Again, very progressive.
Speaker 1: You need to see it from her perspective, and he goes, look,
Speaker 1: just like I don't want to be ConTroll I don't
Speaker 1: want to control her, and she knows this. But I
Speaker 1: don't trust this guy, Michael. And that's a good point.
Speaker 1: He could trust her, but doesn't trust what Michael's intentions are.
Speaker 2: But again, it takes two to tango. And if she's
Speaker 2: not interested in Michael, Michael can have dirty thoughts all
Speaker 2: he wants, but it doesn't mean anything's going to happen
Speaker 2: if she doesn't want it to happen. But she does,
Speaker 2: but she does does, Yeah, but she does.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on to Forrest and she not.
Speaker 2: Much tears and sweat, just tears and sweat.
Speaker 1: Next week, more sweaty, more tears.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't wait. I love it so because I
Speaker 2: felt clean, because like I had showered, so I felt
Speaker 2: I don't care. I can watch them be sweaty.
Speaker 1: Because I don't want to go to the Philippines. Everybody
Speaker 1: seems so sweaty.
Speaker 2: They just seem really sweaty, I mean, and then they
Speaker 2: always go get soup or something like h Foods on
Speaker 2: the first day when they're just dripping sweat. So he's
Speaker 2: really enjoying some sort of shrimp dumpling on the plane
Speaker 2: and something white that looks like chowder, and he's talking
Speaker 2: about how great the airline food is. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: we know he's.
Speaker 1: Been on an airplane before because he went.
Speaker 2: Yeah to Indonesia.
Speaker 1: Damn, this guy's barely left Orgon. He's been to Indonesia.
Speaker 1: Now he's going to the Philippines. Like, yeah, try try
Speaker 1: a local state, Try California, I mean, like not.
Speaker 2: They're so meanwhile, Sheena is nervous. She's rented a bigger
Speaker 2: apartment that she's that's the second two Shrimps on a Plane.
Speaker 2: It's really that's a lot of shrimp for one episode.
Speaker 1: That's the name of my memoir, Two Shrimps on a Plane.
Speaker 2: Two Shrimps on a Plane, this sequel to Snake's on
Speaker 2: a Plane. So meanwhile, so Shina is nervous. She's rented
Speaker 2: a bigger apartment for them all to stay together. Okay,
Speaker 2: I thought, but I know they wanted to bang it
Speaker 2: out for the first time.
Speaker 1: Well, those walls aren't. Then that's what they're got.
Speaker 2: So and then dev and Mollie are gonna be going
Speaker 2: at it in one room. Oh god, so too much.
Speaker 2: She's bringing jackfruit so they can taste it. It was
Speaker 2: huge that Jack. It was was Durian because that's the
Speaker 2: one that smells like ass. So she is nervous, like
Speaker 2: when I see him, should I kiss him? I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if Molly's gonna like me. She's just
Speaker 2: all nerves. Forrest is getting emotional. As they're landing. They
Speaker 2: head off the plane after traveling for thirty hours but
Speaker 2: three flights, Mollie cannot find her passport I needed to
Speaker 2: get through immigration. Dev poor Dev is freaking out and
Speaker 2: he lost his pathport. He lost his passport.
Speaker 1: He lost remember, but these people can be in charge
Speaker 1: of anything they need.
Speaker 2: Forest. It should have been like the dad or mom
Speaker 2: of the group. It should have been like, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: collect everyone's passports. I'll give them to you when it's ready. Yes, absolutely, yes,
Speaker 2: So thank god it's just on the plane. The passport
Speaker 2: is there. Because I didn't know what was going to happen.
Speaker 2: They have to go to the embassy do They get
Speaker 2: taken into a scary room and it's like who knows.
Speaker 2: So Forrest is saying we're all good, we found it,
Speaker 2: and Molly is mumbling, shut up, shut up. I was like, wow, Molly,
Speaker 2: all the happiness and excitement over the wheels taken off
Speaker 2: the tarmac, just gone. Yeah. Yeah, these people are tired. Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's also getting worked up about seeing Sheena for
Speaker 2: the first time because she hates this woman but also
Speaker 2: loves this woman. It's very confusing. So Forest is.
Speaker 1: Mary kim Plath Olivia Plath when you say.
Speaker 2: Yes, definitely. She thinks Sheina is a demon because of
Speaker 2: the chichay she is is. So Forrest goes to a
Speaker 2: do a darcy freshen up in the airport. Good for him.
Speaker 2: You could charge thirty dollars for a shower in an
Speaker 2: airport and I bet people would pay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you just have the shpoo, everything towels, everything
Speaker 1: right there, like at a gym, and just going and
Speaker 1: everything's there just to get the fuck off you.
Speaker 2: I think some of the lounges have them, but they
Speaker 2: don't have it for everybody. You can hear drive yourself relations. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Mollie starts fixing his hair and she's like, don't
Speaker 2: be nervous, you've got this. Go Forrest. Go. I wonder
Speaker 2: if Chambers this run Forest run. I'm sure she does.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she does. So she sees Forrest come out
Speaker 2: she starts sobbing, and he starts crying. Molly and dev
Speaker 2: are crying watching, and he says, our journey is just beginning.
Speaker 2: And she wipes his face and calls him Papa Bear
Speaker 2: and says that he's the best snuggle bear. They have
Speaker 2: those stuffed animals that they don't need any They're gonna
Speaker 2: burn those stuffed animals now they're together. Honey bear, honey,
Speaker 2: lots of bears, lots of bears. I'm waiting for pooh bear.
Speaker 2: So he asks Sina, may I kiss you? And she
Speaker 2: says yes, and they kiss. It's cute and awkward, like
Speaker 2: a good first kisses, and literally hurt his first kiss,
Speaker 2: and he says it was ecstatic and she smells so good,
Speaker 2: and she says, oh, I got fruit flavored perfume that
Speaker 2: I was hoping you'd like. Well, as long as it's
Speaker 2: not dirry, and I'm sure it's fine, so he says.
Speaker 2: And mom and Dad are here, and then Mollie is
Speaker 2: like tentatively walking up, and Sina is like tentatively walking up,
Speaker 2: and then Sina says, hi, Mollie, and then the two
Speaker 2: of them just start bawling and hugging each other like embracing,
Speaker 2: and Sina says, I'm sorry, Molly. And then it was inaudible, inaudible, inaudible, inaudible,
Speaker 2: because they're just She's just buried in Molly's arm, just
Speaker 2: like apologizing and crying, and Molly is stroking her hair,
Speaker 2: and then Dev, who never speaks, is just silently crying,
Speaker 2: wipes the one tier away and she's like, it's too
Speaker 2: hot to be crying Forrest, and Forrest is like I'm
Speaker 2: struggling with that too, and they're both crying, and then
Speaker 2: Dev comes over and hugs Sheena and says, you're all right, Shina.
Speaker 2: Just big group hug. It was like sweating and hugging,
Speaker 2: and Dev says, I never cry, but it felt good.
Speaker 2: And Sheena is sobbing and saying I'm sorry, Molly. I
Speaker 2: humbly apologize for everything. And Molly says, well, thank you,
Speaker 2: but let's make it's a positive day. We're all together now,
Speaker 2: and then they all four hug and she is like,
Speaker 2: we're a family now, unlike my parents who steal from me.
Speaker 2: You're a better family. And they're all just crying and
Speaker 2: dripping sweat and tears on each other. It's just a
Speaker 2: puddle on the floor, and Molly says it was overwhelming,
Speaker 2: and even though she apologized, there are things that we
Speaker 2: have to discuss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was nice though, for that five sweaty minutes
Speaker 1: in the airport.
Speaker 2: I was very invested. I rewound several times because I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, because there was like motherly
Speaker 2: feelings there and she wanted Sheena to be her daughter
Speaker 2: in law and was happy to see her son happy
Speaker 2: for it's been seven years. But she's been betrayed so
Speaker 2: many times too, So I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we're gonna move on to our new train wreck,
Speaker 1: and that's Lisa.
Speaker 2: Lisa.
Speaker 1: Pull it together on what the fuck you're doing with
Speaker 1: your life, Lisa. But I'm not here for you. You
Speaker 1: are dumb. Daniel does not like you. I am very
Speaker 1: angry about this.
Speaker 2: I am so this is if d Lulu were a
Speaker 2: person and just fine ruin your own life. But you're
Speaker 2: taking your daughter down with you, Oh my gosh, and
Speaker 2: your friend. You're taking your friend's money with you.
Speaker 1: And speaking of teeth, I didn't even notice. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: she had a few missing. She can't pay for him
Speaker 1: because because Lisa keeps taking all her money exactly Okay,
Speaker 1: So they live in King of Lisa lives in King
Speaker 1: of Prussia, Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have why is the name that there was a.
Speaker 1: Sign at the beginning that told us, but I did
Speaker 1: not pay attention. King of Prussia named after Da Da
Speaker 1: It's said at the beginning, it's big.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I was like, huh huh. And Daniel aged thirty nine
Speaker 1: from Nigeria. So I also have a theory Daniel's probably
Speaker 1: like twenty six and just saying he's thirty nine to
Speaker 1: be more attractive to Lisa. Yeah, so she's going with
Speaker 1: her daughter Faith to pick out condoms, and you know,
Speaker 1: we do the whole thing about the wigs. We find
Speaker 1: out she wears wigs, she takes it off.
Speaker 2: Her short hair was cute. It was so much cuter
Speaker 2: than that long hair.
Speaker 1: It's the problem with the wig is the week that
Speaker 1: in my opinion, didn't look so bad. I'd have to
Speaker 1: get Keisha's opinion, of course, but it was the banks
Speaker 1: straight across that were so strange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a flattering cut for her. With the bangs,
Speaker 2: she doesn't. Bangs are good if you have a certain
Speaker 2: kind of face. She doesn't have that kind of face.
Speaker 1: I hope I have that kind of face because I
Speaker 1: have bangs.
Speaker 2: Okay, so plus you have swoopy bangs and not straight across.
Speaker 2: So even if bans are a choice, yeah, their choice
Speaker 2: and a difficult one.
Speaker 1: This dog wants your attention so bad. He was crawling
Speaker 1: bind you. He was sitting you could I don't know
Speaker 1: if you could see. He was just sitting staring at you,
Speaker 1: trying to stare at you long enough so you would
Speaker 1: turn around and go, what are you staring at me?
Speaker 1: But now he's just crawling on you.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Your note here, because you wrote the beginning of these notes,
Speaker 1: is she has a strange buy you accent? Do we
Speaker 1: think at one point maybe she lived in Louisiana?
Speaker 2: I do, And that was something that was discussed from
Speaker 2: Amy Archer in that thread where everyone was trying to
Speaker 2: figure out her accent, and we had not watched the episode.
Speaker 2: You and I we were very confused, and I think
Speaker 2: Matt and Jake were asking Pennsylvania gals, is this a
Speaker 2: Pennsylvania accent? It couldn't be. And then someone said, but
Speaker 2: you know why because Amy Archer's in love with Gipsy
Speaker 2: Rose's dad. What's at Blanchard? Whatever his name is Rodney
Speaker 2: Rick and I sensed that right away that by you accent,
Speaker 2: So she's definitely lived there at some point. It's a
Speaker 2: little Jovi is a little Jovi's is different though his
Speaker 2: mom is Mama. Gwen is much stronger. She has a
Speaker 2: Cajun accent. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So anyway, they're they're in the car and they're talking
Speaker 1: about Daniel and.
Speaker 2: It is like, is he a playboy? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a playboy.
Speaker 2: No? Is he a jiggalow? Is it? Is it a hooker?
Speaker 1: Is it a pimp?
Speaker 2: Whatever?
Speaker 1: And I was like, wait, I'm confused, Like, yeah, is
Speaker 1: somebody here prostitute?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So she says, my daughter Faith and I we live together.
Speaker 1: She's the apple of my eye. We talk about everything.
Speaker 1: We talk about everything. We talk about sex, we talk
Speaker 1: about masturbating, we talk about everything. I was like, inappropriate
Speaker 1: relationships with your daughter? Uh check check sort of like
Speaker 1: for yeah check. So she's like, I've never I've never
Speaker 1: bought condoms. I don't know what to buy like and
Speaker 1: Faith goes, well, is he ever you've ever seen it?
Speaker 1: Like you know how big it is? Do you need
Speaker 1: like the big ones? And she goes, I don't know,
Speaker 1: she said, did he ever tell you how many inches
Speaker 1: it is and or kilometers.
Speaker 2: I was like, whoa, what I know kilometers?
Speaker 1: Kilometers, that's miles, that's equivalent to miles.
Speaker 2: Got me kill you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what a way to go back into guys.
Speaker 1: I's got a kilometer size penis. So he's in the
Speaker 1: Guinness Book. Okay, So Lisa says she's never used a
Speaker 1: condom because she only ever had sex with people that
Speaker 1: she was married to. Ah, she laughs or laughs.
Speaker 2: She's fifty two.
Speaker 1: She's been married five times five times, fifty times five.
Speaker 1: So she says, the first one I had, I was
Speaker 1: really young, Like how young? She shouldn't say it was
Speaker 1: an old The second one, he was my best friend
Speaker 1: in the world and he was Faith's dad, but we
Speaker 1: found out we were better as friends. My third marriage
Speaker 1: was my favorite marriage. Oh my gosh, what a great guy.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately for him, I realized I was a lesbian. Okay,
Speaker 1: the last twenty one years I've been with women. I
Speaker 1: married two women, and you know, I forgot about men.
Speaker 1: But then Daniel came along, a Nigerian scammer, swept me
Speaker 1: off my feet. Tale as old as time. He you know,
Speaker 1: calls me beautiful, says, I'm the light of his soul.
Speaker 1: He's thirty nine, he's gorgeous. He's from Nigeria.
Speaker 2: You know, he isn't built like a woman at all.
Speaker 2: And I like that.
Speaker 1: So it's funny because on politok they were all like,
Speaker 1: in today's words, we would call that bye bye. So anyway,
Speaker 1: he messaged her on social media said, God showed me
Speaker 1: your face. Kimberly's note here is that face Kimberly, Kimberly,
Speaker 1: how dare her?
Speaker 2: Is she funny?
Speaker 1: And he says that his mother told him he'd end
Speaker 1: up with an Oyenbo woman or a white woman and
Speaker 1: she'd be older, So a woman like in his tribe,
Speaker 1: or a white woman from America whatever, same thing, and
Speaker 1: that she'd be a lot older.
Speaker 2: Oh and I think I said my mom, but it
Speaker 2: was actually God told him that.
Speaker 1: Okay, So God told him that, and then you have
Speaker 1: a note here.
Speaker 2: God also told.
Speaker 1: Usman the same thing, as well as beer Can, as
Speaker 1: well as y Ed, as well as every guy on
Speaker 1: this show and Osama.
Speaker 2: So when he wrote her, she wrote back and said, oh.
Speaker 1: Give me a break. You're a scammer. And he said,
Speaker 1: you are an angel sent to me.
Speaker 2: Believe me.
Speaker 1: You are God's gift to my life. I love your voice.
Speaker 1: It feeds my soul.
Speaker 2: That voice, that voice, that face.
Speaker 1: What Okay she goes, Oh, he's just so sweet it
Speaker 1: hurts my teeth. Okay, So she says, you know, he
Speaker 1: better think I'm beautiful because this wig is itchy as hell.
Speaker 1: She takes it off. This is when we see her
Speaker 1: cute hair. And she said one of her exes had
Speaker 1: her cut her hair off and she's been trying to
Speaker 1: grow it out. Well, wait a minute, short, how long
Speaker 1: ago was that?
Speaker 2: I was so confused which X was? This was this? Three?
Speaker 2: Do they make you cut your hair off? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Anyway, the short hair was cute. She could go it
Speaker 1: out just a little bit more, but it was cute
Speaker 1: on her.
Speaker 2: Very cute.
Speaker 1: So Daniel has seen her natural hair, but he thinks
Speaker 1: the wigs are sexy. So now she only wears wigs
Speaker 1: and she's gonna wear them when she goes to Nigeria.
Speaker 2: We'll get ready five thousand degrees, get ready to sweat.
Speaker 2: So the thing that's frustrating here is that she right
Speaker 2: away thought he was a scammer. So it's not like
Speaker 2: she's Yolanda and has never heard of scammers. Has ever
Speaker 2: heard of these men that you know, pretend to love
Speaker 2: older women and write blah blah. You know she right
Speaker 2: away she just should have hit the black button instead
Speaker 2: of engaging. But she has heard of scammers. She knew
Speaker 2: he was a scammer.
Speaker 1: Knew it, but allowed herself to get wooed anyway. And
Speaker 1: she didn't even like guys. So Faith telling the daughter,
Speaker 1: Faith tells us growing up with my mom was a
Speaker 1: roller coaster. She's always falling in love. We moved around
Speaker 1: a lot. I went to fifteen different schools, so she's
Speaker 1: moved around for all these relationships. And these are not
Speaker 1: even probably all the people she married exactly. So Lisa
Speaker 1: says that she and Daniel have had video sex, but
Speaker 1: she's nervous being with a man again because the smells,
Speaker 1: the taste, the cleanup. I can't believe they let this in.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm making you say it.
Speaker 1: Well your words here, I'm not going to read. But
Speaker 1: she says, there is clean up after you have sex
Speaker 1: with a man, and it's a lot of wiping and dripping,
Speaker 1: And she says, you don't have that with women, to
Speaker 1: which I wrote, T M I and TLC, what are
Speaker 1: you doing to us?
Speaker 2: Like? What? Seriously?
Speaker 1: Okay, So she goes into the drugstore or wherever she
Speaker 1: is and asks the sales guy for help. She explains
Speaker 1: she's looking for condoms, so I'm sure that's not uncomfortable
Speaker 1: for this guy at all, and he says she's allergic
Speaker 1: to latex, and so she has to get these condoms
Speaker 1: because what if they don't have latex free condoms where
Speaker 1: she's going.
Speaker 2: She's so embarrassed she starts.
Speaker 1: Crying, and then she says, does this mean like she's looking?
Speaker 2: Does this mean you feel it more? Does this.
Speaker 1: This is ten minutes that could have been cut out? Yeah,
Speaker 1: so upsetting.
Speaker 2: I was, So I was as uncomfortable as that poor
Speaker 2: sales kid he did. He looks like he's working there after, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're an expert college classes. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So she says she's also nervous because Daniel doesn't know
Speaker 1: she's been in gay relationships. She tested him by telling
Speaker 1: him one time she had a fling with a woman,
Speaker 1: and she was with a woman for twenty one years
Speaker 1: and married two of them. This is not a fling.
Speaker 1: And he says, how.
Speaker 2: I wanted to see how he react, and.
Speaker 1: He says, I don't know how you could do that
Speaker 1: because it goes against God, and in his religion, they
Speaker 1: don't believe in any kind of same sex relationship. And
Speaker 1: your note here is is God okay with her five marriages?
Speaker 1: And is God okay with him scamming olderlas.
Speaker 2: I'm sure God has a lot of problems with all
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 1: God only is concerned about the homosexuality, not the rest
Speaker 1: of it exactly. She's scared to tell him the truth,
Speaker 1: but she plans to tell him in person. So now
Speaker 1: she goes to a Beni Hannah type of place with
Speaker 1: her daughter Faith and the friend named Judah. Think of
Speaker 1: the word for it.
Speaker 2: It's called a haibachi hibachi.
Speaker 1: Thank you her friend Juna j u n a. Where
Speaker 1: the chef spelled j you n a. You spelled a gina,
Speaker 1: you spelled it gena. But it's Juna okay, j u
Speaker 1: n A. I don't understand what that means or Junah.
Speaker 2: But the chef is.
Speaker 1: Trying to nobody could make it. You know, he's a
Speaker 1: bad he's a bad chef. And you said the chef
Speaker 1: was an Asian, but yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 2: Well, at first I was like, I couldn't tell if
Speaker 2: they sucked at opening their mouths and catching the vegetables
Speaker 2: in their mouth, or is he a bad thrower? And
Speaker 2: then I realized that he is white dude, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I blame him.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've never had the person that try to throw
Speaker 1: it in my mouth, becau I'm too afraid of it
Speaker 1: whacking me on the side of the face of it
Speaker 1: and sauce all over my face.
Speaker 2: Which that does happen. Gina Juno gets it in her
Speaker 2: eye and you get that kayaki sauce in your eye
Speaker 2: and hurt.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's not as bad as hot sauce in your eye,
Speaker 1: which we saw on match me abroad.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes you did.
Speaker 1: So they're asking what kind of food does Daniel eat
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh, gosh, I don't really know what
Speaker 1: they eat, and the chef goes, white, what do you mean,
Speaker 1: where are you going? She explains, You know, I'm going
Speaker 1: to Nigeria to be with my boyfriend. And she doesn't
Speaker 1: say I'm lying about We're lying about our ages, or
Speaker 1: I'm lying about how I'm married to women, or I
Speaker 1: like to wear wigs. This is not my hair anyway.
Speaker 1: The chef just goes good for you. The heart wants
Speaker 1: what it wants.
Speaker 2: And don't encourage her. You don't know the whole situation.
Speaker 1: He's trying to get a tip, you know he is,
Speaker 1: and you.
Speaker 2: Don't know the facts here. So now I feel like
Speaker 2: Lisa is gonna keep bringing up this chef like anytime
Speaker 2: Faith says she'd be like that chef thought it was
Speaker 2: a great idea, and I should go live my life.
Speaker 1: The heart wants what it wants. I should live my
Speaker 1: life to them kids. Okay, So she says Juna is
Speaker 1: her best friend and if she was a lesbian, Juna
Speaker 1: would be her ideal woman. But they're just best friends.
Speaker 1: Juna is super supportive of her and Daniel. Now, the
Speaker 1: comment that Lisa is always saying is this is the
Speaker 1: last time. This is the last time I'm going to
Speaker 1: do this, the last time I'm going to go off
Speaker 1: with some guy. And she's talking about how nice Daniel is,
Speaker 1: and Faith goes, right, that's love bombing. That's what it's called.
Speaker 1: It's part of the scam. They love bombing you, and
Speaker 1: that's how they get you.
Speaker 2: They go watch some of those documentaries.
Speaker 1: She's just watched five minutes of TAILC yeah, Faith goes.
Speaker 1: They go for these lonely older women who've been hurt,
Speaker 1: and Lisa goes, do I look like a lonely, older,
Speaker 1: vulnerable woman.
Speaker 2: Lady, Yes you do.
Speaker 1: You've been married five times?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, caesers, yes yes. So Faith goes, you're wearing
Speaker 2: wigs to please him, even though he gets it. He
Speaker 2: can't see you. He's another Yeah, we're the wig until
Speaker 2: you don't get him. So Faith goes.
Speaker 1: You've sent him money, right, and that is also part
Speaker 1: of the romance scan. They love buying you. They take
Speaker 1: your money. Lisa goes, I do send him money every
Speaker 1: two weeks, even though I love paycheck to paycheck.
Speaker 2: Hi, this is.
Speaker 1: Getting worse and worse. He works in construction and we
Speaker 1: see you know him doing Vario sing. She gives him
Speaker 1: money for like gasoline for his generator. He needs money
Speaker 1: for clothes, feod, food fuel. He needs all this money
Speaker 1: and he's only asked a few times. I normally she
Speaker 1: just gives him the money because she wants him to
Speaker 1: feel safe and secure. Faith goes, I know two months
Speaker 1: ago you gave him two thousand dollars. That is so
Speaker 1: much money.
Speaker 2: If you're insting Patrick to paychecks.
Speaker 1: A lot, a lot, think of how far two thousand
Speaker 1: dollars goes in Nigeria. Yeah, he is eking this out
Speaker 1: and he did not think was ever actually going to
Speaker 1: come to where he is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I didn't even think about that. That
Speaker 2: really would go very far there.
Speaker 1: Yes, he could build a whole house probably. And she
Speaker 1: goes and they say, well, how much more have you
Speaker 1: sent him besides the two thousand and she goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know. And Faith goes, but how did he
Speaker 1: make ends meet before he met you and got you
Speaker 1: on the point?
Speaker 2: Uh huh? Did he have other sugar mamas?
Speaker 1: Lisa goes, I don't know, because he got sick, like
Speaker 1: he had malaria and got some other things whatever. And
Speaker 1: Faith goes, after he met you really, so none of
Speaker 1: that is like a red flag, none of it.
Speaker 2: Just got malaria and all sorts of diseases just all
Speaker 2: of a sudden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now we found out Juna has given Lisa money
Speaker 1: to help with her own bills. And Faith is like,
Speaker 1: that's very upsetting. Like she explains that they are having
Speaker 1: financial trouble and that her mother is still sending money
Speaker 1: to the scammer. So Judah says, you know, I see
Speaker 1: how happy Lisa is and Daniel seems so nice. So
Speaker 1: I gave her a little money to help out with
Speaker 1: the visa, and I do have some concerns. It does
Speaker 1: scare me that he might be scamming her. Are the
Speaker 1: two of you share in a brain cell? Juna?
Speaker 2: Seriously?
Speaker 1: Come on, So Lisa says, I.
Speaker 2: Mean she's given her for the like ole k when
Speaker 2: visa like the ten thousand dollars or was it to
Speaker 2: go travel to Nigeria?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. But Lisa goes, Okay, Faith,
Speaker 1: this isn't your business and you don't understand. This is
Speaker 1: the best relationship I've ever had.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And Faith starts crying and says, you say that every time,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, every time.
Speaker 2: How many times are there? Well at least five, but
Speaker 2: maybe up to fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she does it every other She gets
Speaker 1: out of one and hops right back, and it's like,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 2: Like she thinks she's Elizabeth Taylor or something like she
Speaker 2: just loves love, but she's like always chasing something and
Speaker 2: then it never lives up, or she has a bad picker,
Speaker 2: and so she just well, yeah, she's clearly has a bad,
Speaker 2: bad picker. But like you see, your daughter is crying
Speaker 2: over stirfry and you are still going through with this.
Speaker 1: So Lisa says, okay, well, I don't want to talk
Speaker 1: about this anymore. So the conversation's over and Faith just
Speaker 1: kind of looks at her and goes, well, I'm done.
Speaker 1: Is she storms out, and I just say, poor Faith.
Speaker 1: But I think the production wasn't expecting this. Lisa wasn't
Speaker 1: expecting this. Faith just like storms out. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: get the crew on the street. So Faith tells production.
Speaker 2: They're like, it's haabayachi. Everyone's happy there, like it's Benny Hannah, like,
Speaker 2: no one's gonna yeah. I can't pick of the word abachi.
Speaker 2: It's just making I think that's not the right word.
Speaker 2: Te tepan yaki, what's tep teppin? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would say, go to go get habachi, like you
Speaker 1: have an hibachi girl.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look it up because I remember I'm below deck.
Speaker 2: They had one of the chefs had to do it
Speaker 2: and they called it something else.
Speaker 1: Well, I know that there was a housewife a while
Speaker 1: back that had a hibachi thing in her house, and
Speaker 1: you have to remember Queen Eversie wanted to put hibachi
Speaker 1: in her house, but it's like a whole different ventilation system.
Speaker 1: And of course she did pare out the kitchen and
Speaker 1: start over.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious. Yeah, because she and.
Speaker 1: Her husband r I p loved BEDI hanna.
Speaker 2: Wait did he die? Yes? He died. David David, David,
Speaker 2: he died. I didn't know that. I've seen them on
Speaker 2: below deck multiple times. Yeah, I just watched all and
Speaker 2: I watched that documentary, the first one. Yeah, you should
Speaker 2: watch the second one too. So daughter died too. They
Speaker 2: had lost a child. So she said, kakiki, thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, what is hibachi? What's the difference?
Speaker 2: I'm shy. I don't know now, I'll look that up.
Speaker 1: Okay, because tefanaki is also a thing, but habachi is
Speaker 1: because if you buy a haibachi grill, that's what it is, right,
Speaker 1: Bochi's just.
Speaker 2: The name of the grill. I don't know, okay, I
Speaker 2: can't really is looking it up, guys. Habachi is traditional
Speaker 2: Japanese barbecue, using small, open, great charcoal grills for smoky flavor,
Speaker 2: while tepanyaki uses flat, large iron griddles heated by gas
Speaker 2: featuring chef led culinary shows with acrobatics and less guy,
Speaker 2: often confusingly called hibachi in the West or the grill,
Speaker 2: the heat source and the dining experience. So Hibachi's more
Speaker 2: traditional grilling and the theatrical thing with the flipping is.
Speaker 1: The okay, yeah, all right, thank you Kimberly for your service.
Speaker 2: The learning channel.
Speaker 1: It's a learning channel, so she tells production. Every time
Speaker 1: I try to voice an opinion about this and how
Speaker 1: tell her out, said I am. She tells me she
Speaker 1: shuts it down and tells me I'm not allowed to
Speaker 1: feel that way.
Speaker 2: That sucks. I have me off this poor girl, that
Speaker 2: you need therapy.
Speaker 1: Lisa comes out and was like, can I talk to you?
Speaker 1: And she tells her I love Daniel and I know
Speaker 1: that you worry. It's just another bad relationship that's gonna
Speaker 1: go sour, and I know you're trying to save me
Speaker 1: from that. At this point, we see Juna, who has
Speaker 1: come out, who obviously had to pay for the dinner,
Speaker 1: who comes out seriously and looks over and was like, yikes,
Speaker 1: she just high tells it to her car. Juna's like,
Speaker 1: I'm out of.
Speaker 2: Here, bye bye, not even like I'm going to give
Speaker 2: them mother daughters space. It was like, I didn't realize
Speaker 2: this was gonna look so bad for me on camera
Speaker 2: that HERKINI and yeah wow.
Speaker 1: So Lisa continues and says, I.
Speaker 2: Have hot sauce in my eye. I got to go.
Speaker 1: And she says, don't feel your second choice. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: always choose you before somebody else. I've told you I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna marry Daniel in Nigeria. I promise you, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna marry Daniel when I'm in Nigeria. You just
Speaker 1: got to give me the opportunity. I was like, at
Speaker 1: what point did somebody mention marrying this guy?
Speaker 2: Well, I think, doesn't Faith say you can't do that again?
Speaker 2: She says him, So she has once before, at least
Speaker 2: we know of, said I'm not going to get married
Speaker 2: for the moment and not anything about it. Yes, surprise. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Faith says, if you break this promise, if you
Speaker 1: break this promise again, I cannot do this. Lisa goes,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to break the promise. That would be
Speaker 1: toxic and I'm not a toxic person anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, give me a hug. Well, okay, just look your
Speaker 2: wig says that you're toxic everything.
Speaker 1: I'm not seeing anymore, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: A's the CPS guy of your toxic so face.
Speaker 1: Does I need space? I need to But the production
Speaker 1: obviously gets them to stand around and go to different
Speaker 1: corners to talk, and the talking head Lisa goes, this
Speaker 1: was an awful lot for Faith today. You know, I've
Speaker 1: been in so many relationships and moved around so much
Speaker 1: on this poor child when she was little. But at
Speaker 1: that time I was searching for who I was, and
Speaker 1: I want to show her this time is different. I'm
Speaker 1: a grown up.
Speaker 2: Now, you're fifty two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm a grown up now. I'm not a young
Speaker 1: mom trying to take care of a child and go
Speaker 1: into a relationship after a relationship. I want my happily
Speaker 1: ever after and I want this to be my forever.
Speaker 2: And Faith just doesn't see that, no, because you getting scammed,
Speaker 2: because it's so fake and you're being scammed and you've
Speaker 2: done this so many times before. This is like Brittany
Speaker 2: on Salt Lake City. It's just like a history of
Speaker 2: a mom choosing the men over her children. And Faith
Speaker 2: even wants to be in the same has not gone
Speaker 2: no contact with you, and you have her in your
Speaker 2: life and you're living together and you're gonna do it again.
Speaker 1: So Alisa, Alisa.
Speaker 2: Sorry.
Speaker 1: Lisa goes up to Faith and says, can we talk?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: She says, I'm trying to understand your feelings and not
Speaker 1: fight with you.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Is your biggest fear that I'm going to marry him
Speaker 1: without knowing him and choose him over you?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Or that we're going to be homeless because you've given
Speaker 2: him all our money and we can't pay our bills if.
Speaker 1: You have any money. And Faith goes, mom, you never listen.
Speaker 1: I am telling you think about us first, and Lisa goes,
Speaker 1: I am listening to you. I'm getting to know him,
Speaker 1: and I'm going there to see if we're compatible. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to run off and get married. She has
Speaker 1: said get married so many times, and obviously.
Speaker 2: She's gonna get married. I think they're gonna get married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she says, I'm listening to your concerns and
Speaker 1: when I get there, I'm going to voice them.
Speaker 2: Can I have a hug now?
Speaker 1: So she goes, okay, So she hugs her and she goes,
Speaker 1: look at me, I'm listening now. I'm so proud of
Speaker 1: everything you do. You're wonderful, you're kind hearted, you're sweet.
Speaker 1: You've been so great to your mother. No matter what
Speaker 1: I put you through. I'm gonna listen more to you. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is weird.
Speaker 2: This is weird, this whole thing. I feel so bad
Speaker 2: for Faith. Me too. She has like the eldest daughter
Speaker 2: syndrome by like five thousand because she's said to parent
Speaker 2: be the parents. Yes, oh God.
Speaker 1: So the talking to Lisa says, I understand what Faith
Speaker 1: has been through, and I hold her opinion and deeply.
Speaker 1: But Daniel is different. He is precious and rare, and
Speaker 1: I would be a fool to not go after him,
Speaker 1: to which I say, no, girl, you are just a fool.
Speaker 2: She's an idiot.
Speaker 1: She's an idiot, and I don't. I'm sorry. I hate
Speaker 1: to start off so negative and be like I have
Speaker 1: no sympathy for her, but and maybe something will happen
Speaker 1: that'll change my mind completely, But right now I have
Speaker 1: no empathy, no sympathy. She's doing this to herself and
Speaker 1: she's doing it to her daughter, and I'm mad about it.
Speaker 2: And it's not like this is the first time a
Speaker 2: she knew he was a scammer at the beginning, so
Speaker 2: she knows about scammers. B she has a history of
Speaker 2: relationships that being bad, and she continues to do it.
Speaker 2: And I get that Faith is a grown grown up
Speaker 2: now she's like in her twenties, I would guess, but
Speaker 2: she still needs you to be her mom, and you
Speaker 2: have chosen men over her so many times. Can you
Speaker 2: imagine being pulled out of school and moved to a
Speaker 2: new town fifteen times growing up and your dad's or
Speaker 2: mom is not in the army. They just have horrible
Speaker 2: taste in men.
Speaker 1: Just like I got a new boyfriend, got a new girlfriend,
Speaker 1: let's go yeah?
Speaker 2: Or women? Yeah, like I can't. It sucks. And instead
Speaker 2: of making it up to her by being a solid,
Speaker 2: you know, steady presence in her life, now you are
Speaker 2: doing this again with a much younger man and you
Speaker 2: are getting scammed and sending your money and you guys
Speaker 2: can't pay your bills.
Speaker 1: We're gonna finish off with Rick and Trisha and boy
Speaker 1: oh boy. I did not expect the twist daroo that
Speaker 1: came here, so I didn't either.
Speaker 2: Actually it was it was kind of yeah, we'll get there, okay,
Speaker 2: worse than what we thought. Yeah, Rick aka sex tourist
Speaker 2: Michael Strahan and Tricia in Madagascar. So they wake up
Speaker 2: in bed and she says it was even more than
Speaker 2: she expected. They had sex twice the night before. She's
Speaker 2: surprised that he is again twice her age and he
Speaker 2: can do all the stuff he did to her and okay, gross,
Speaker 2: and he tells us he had a few more tricks
Speaker 2: up his sleeve and he would have stayed in bed
Speaker 2: all day, but she wants to take him out show
Speaker 2: him the town. So they go to the market. There's
Speaker 2: lots of meat uncooked and sitting out with flies as
Speaker 2: they do, and half of a pig's face just cut
Speaker 2: in half. I really did not want to see.
Speaker 1: That, so much of it, so I blocked it out.
Speaker 1: I forgot all about this, so you're just talking about it.
Speaker 1: I blocked it. It was upsetting.
Speaker 2: There's a stomach of a cow, so pigs hoofs or
Speaker 2: a heart of some poor animal, and a brain just
Speaker 2: we're getting an anatomy lesson on all the organs. And
Speaker 2: he says, all of this meat is going to ruin
Speaker 2: the sexy vibes that we have going on. Are you
Speaker 2: gonna do it in the.
Speaker 1: Market, I'm sure you'll be able to forget about it
Speaker 1: by the time you get home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly so said. She says, here, we eat every
Speaker 2: part of the animal. We don't let anything go to waste.
Speaker 2: And he's acting grossed out about it and is like
Speaker 2: being a stereotypical American that's like ew yeah loudly. So
Speaker 2: then she takes him to a scenic spot overlooking most
Speaker 2: of the island. There are musicians. He starts dancing, and
Speaker 2: then she's like, you don't know how to dance, Let
Speaker 2: me show you. She is barefoot dancing and everyone's cheering.
Speaker 2: And I thought it was going to be like where
Speaker 2: he's gonna be jealous of her dancing in front of
Speaker 2: these male musicians like Zena with her boobs hanging out
Speaker 2: and whatever his name is, Mohammed yeah, maybe Mohammed, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't remember, so yeah, or her vadge was always out,
Speaker 2: like she was just never wearing undergarments. But he says
Speaker 2: he's falling in love with her, but he realizes that
Speaker 2: he needs to get to know her better. He's like,
Speaker 2: I didn't even know she could dance. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of things I didn't know about her just from talking
Speaker 2: on the phone.
Speaker 1: Ibraham, Ibraham Ibraham from the gom Beyond.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay. So he asks her about those five days
Speaker 2: when she ghosted him, and she says, I told you
Speaker 2: what happened. And he says, your story didn't sound believable,
Speaker 2: and I thought she was gonna get really pissed, but
Speaker 2: she doesn't. She's like, i'll tell you, but you have
Speaker 2: to promise you won't get mad, and he says I'll try,
Speaker 2: but I might be hurt. So she tells him essentially
Speaker 2: the story she originally told him. It's not that different.
Speaker 2: She says, my ex got robbed, he blamed me, thought
Speaker 2: I did it. And also my brother got into an
Speaker 2: accident he bumps someone on his scooter. They got really hurt.
Speaker 2: So we were dealing with their hospital bills and dealing
Speaker 2: with the police. And he says, okay, that's basically like
Speaker 2: what you told me. So why didn't you answer my
Speaker 2: calls when I was reaching out to you? And she says,
Speaker 2: I was just so stressed. I wasn't thinking about talking
Speaker 2: on the phone, and you know, I didn't want to talk.
Speaker 2: And he says, I'm supposed to be your confidant, and
Speaker 2: she says, I thought if I told you all my problems.
Speaker 2: You would judge me, or you would think I was
Speaker 2: asking you for money or something like that. And she says,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry I hurt you. And now that we've met,
Speaker 2: I feel like I know you more and I want
Speaker 2: to share everything that happens in my life with you.
Speaker 2: And he's being really quiet, and she's like, are you okay?
Speaker 2: And you see it over his face and he's like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, but he's thinking, oh shit, I cheated or
Speaker 2: whatever I did. And her story was true. She was
Speaker 2: dealing with the police and stuff, and I thought, you again,
Speaker 2: five days, it's only five days.
Speaker 1: And she didn't have no contact for five days. She
Speaker 1: didn't disappear for five days. She just sort of one
Speaker 1: word of answers or whatever. Yeah, And what are we
Speaker 1: going to say on the second day is.
Speaker 2: When when exactly how tenuous was your relationship that you
Speaker 2: literally caved after two days and was like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna cheat. She's a ghosts. She has not returned several
Speaker 2: of my calls. She hit to Tine.
Speaker 1: That means we're broken up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So he says, instead, she was going through all
Speaker 2: this and instead of being there for her, I made
Speaker 2: the biggest mistake of my life. And the producer says,
Speaker 2: what did you do? And he says, I talked to
Speaker 2: my ex from Columbia. That's bad.
Speaker 1: So I thought, wow, he should done that and done that.
Speaker 2: Also, you have three different women from three different countries.
Speaker 2: And also remember how broke you are exactly, so just
Speaker 2: submit you're a sex tourist. So he says, she told me,
Speaker 2: I miss you, come down here to Colombia. So he did.
Speaker 2: He booked a flight and I was like, WHOA was
Speaker 2: not expecting that. I said, all this happened in five days,
Speaker 2: But turns out Trish started talking to him again, but
Speaker 2: he still thought she had cheated on him, so he
Speaker 2: still decided to go to Columbia. So he could have
Speaker 2: stopped this nothing had happened yet, he could have canceled
Speaker 2: his flight. Yep, once she started talking to him again,
Speaker 2: but he still went to Colombia. He and his ex
Speaker 2: spent the week together. She was staying with him. They
Speaker 2: had sex multiple times a day every day. They were
Speaker 2: acting like a full on couple. He's rich, he is,
Speaker 2: he's popping those viagres and he he says, I feel
Speaker 2: bad for that. You should feel horrible for that. Are
Speaker 2: you kidding me, He says, I know I need to
Speaker 2: tell her, but she might not forgive me no, so
Speaker 2: she shouldn't. She's terrible. This is awful. I am. The
Speaker 2: reason I'm so just pissed is because like there was
Speaker 2: no moment where he was with his sister, and he
Speaker 2: seemed to like really be a nice guy and he's
Speaker 2: cute with his kids, and I like almost fell for it.
Speaker 2: But like, you are a sex tourist, you like having
Speaker 2: sex with women who are half your age, and then
Speaker 2: you want to bring them to America. You have no money,
Speaker 2: but you're spending all your money on them, and you
Speaker 2: are acting like you're a nice guy who's just looking
Speaker 2: for love and you just have him found the woman,
Speaker 2: the right woman to be your wife. And I almost
Speaker 2: fell for it. Thank god.
Speaker 1: Oh Rick is fifty two and Lisa is also fifty two,
Speaker 1: and I think they should get together.
Speaker 2: Get together. They deserve each other.
Speaker 1: This was such a twist and so awful. I mean,
Speaker 1: I really thought the whole big thing was going to
Speaker 1: be like and I called my ex girlfriend in Columbia
Speaker 1: and I talked to her for a little bit and
Speaker 1: we had phone secks, and.
Speaker 2: Right, I didn't know he was going to be like
Speaker 2: and I went to visit her for a week. I
Speaker 2: thought he cheated with the first wife that he brought
Speaker 2: on the k one visa or something one of his exes.
Speaker 2: He a local baby mama's a local fine, he has
Speaker 2: multiple baby mamas, like I thought. I assumed he had cheated, Yes,
Speaker 2: but I thought it was maybe a one time thing.
Speaker 2: He went to the bar with his friend. He got
Speaker 2: drunk and he was very depressed. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: like he flew to another country to be a secretary.
Speaker 1: A week, So then that means once he was there
Speaker 1: with that other girl, he was texting Trish like everything
Speaker 1: was fine.
Speaker 2: Totally because they were communicating again. So he's like in
Speaker 2: bed with one texting the other. Because he was so
Speaker 2: insecure that when she ghosted him for five days, he
Speaker 2: flipped out. And when she reached out and explained what
Speaker 2: had happened, he still thought she cheated. He didn't trust her,
Speaker 2: so he was like, I am also going to cheat.
Speaker 2: Then this is a bad dude. This is horrible, and
Speaker 2: I'm pissed because I almost fell for it.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm grateful that we have Forest and Sheena to
Speaker 1: uplift our spirits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. Their love is pure.
Speaker 1: So next time, I'm glad Rick showed his ass in
Speaker 1: episode three, though, like we're not going to spend the
Speaker 1: whole season thinking he's a nice guy and then you know, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: next time.
Speaker 2: On Bigod Black Figod, Lara arrives.
Speaker 1: In Turkey and she is worried that beer Cam will
Speaker 1: not be attracted to her in person. Now we see
Speaker 1: Daniel talking about Lisa. Daniel says he loves Lisa. She's
Speaker 1: thick and has great boobs, but he does worry that
Speaker 1: at some point in her life she was physical with
Speaker 1: a woman. And so he goes and asks an elder
Speaker 1: of their religion, who summons the gods to find out
Speaker 1: if Lisa is good for him or not. Spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: they're probably gonna say yes, I know. Now we meet
Speaker 1: Jove on so John God.
Speaker 2: Already told him that he was going to be with
Speaker 2: a white, older woman.
Speaker 1: That's what got to me on snapchat, but not sure
Speaker 1: if he said it in person or.
Speaker 2: Okay. Also that that chief elder is doing like a
Speaker 2: left eye Lopez thing, like he is a beory poor
Speaker 2: strip under one eye.
Speaker 1: I was like, does he have like an eye does
Speaker 1: he have a does he have bags under just one eye? Like? Right, okay,
Speaker 1: we meet Jovon. Jovon is talking to some elders like
Speaker 1: an old folks home and says, well, I'm excited. I'm
Speaker 1: going to meet my wife in person. I've never met
Speaker 1: her in person and we've been married for two years.
Speaker 1: And the elders are like.
Speaker 2: What say what?
Speaker 1: Then we meet Anneline and she says what he said?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: She goes, No, we've been together six years and married
Speaker 1: for almost three.
Speaker 2: Okay she does. Okay, I love that. And she's the
Speaker 2: one who's going to talk about his big American poops. Yep,
Speaker 2: so I love her already. But how does that work?
Speaker 2: How do you get married with that?
Speaker 1: I know you could do it if you're in jail.
Speaker 1: I know you get married just by signing a document
Speaker 1: to say you're married, without.
Speaker 2: But both being person to be at the jail.
Speaker 1: I thought, oh, no, you can do it by mail. Oh,
Speaker 1: but I don't know how it goes with another country
Speaker 1: because she is from she's from the Philippines as well. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but they've been together.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm very interested in this. They've never met.
Speaker 1: Mollie and dev Or in the front seat and Forrest
Speaker 1: and Sheena or in the back. They seem to be
Speaker 1: crammed against one corner of the back seat maybe there's luggage.
Speaker 1: And Mollie leans back and says to Forrest is Shena,
Speaker 1: did you guys do the whole knocking nicker.
Speaker 2: Knuck a nigger? She is so weird. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I preferred the nooki niki or that other noise
Speaker 2: she made in the second.
Speaker 1: Wow want you to get that wow WOWW. So she says,
Speaker 1: did you guys do the old knocki nickie? And they
Speaker 1: look at her and they're like, you're overstepping, Like that's
Speaker 1: too far, And she turns around and she is so
Speaker 1: mad and she tells the camera I can tell that Sheena,
Speaker 1: she's so controlling. She's controlling what he says. Why do
Speaker 1: you want to know about your son having sex? That's weird, Molly.
Speaker 2: That's seriously, you do need to step off. Also, he's
Speaker 2: a thirty one year old man, and I know he
Speaker 2: has some neurodivergence, but like, yeah, he's allowed he can
Speaker 2: have an independent thought against you that it is gross
Speaker 2: for you to be asking in front of people. If
Speaker 2: you banged. It's gross.
Speaker 1: So they're sweating profusely and they're at a restaurant or
Speaker 1: something and they're sweating profusely, and Molly is asking Sheena,
Speaker 1: like why did you lie about the money? And she
Speaker 1: goes like, ah, it's crying, it's wedding, it's noodles, it's everything. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just crying. That's the name of the next episode.
Speaker 1: Crying and sweating. Yeah. Then we see Emma crying and
Speaker 1: maybe she's going to tell Ziet her secret about her
Speaker 1: last engagement to Mohammed when the other time that she
Speaker 1: was in Morocco. I just I don't know, but her
Speaker 1: face doesn't move. I guess she's crying.
Speaker 2: We're not sure. It's unclear. That hairline is like orange too.
Speaker 2: I just don't why did what is going on with
Speaker 2: that wig? That that part line is so different skin tone?
Speaker 1: The the wig is a big topic of conversation on
Speaker 1: the internet, I know.
Speaker 2: And she seems to be like embracing it, but.
Speaker 1: Good, yeah, good, why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I embrace it? But still, girl, you.
Speaker 1: Would you would think that it would be sort of
Speaker 1: like Chloe of Chloe and Johnny that now that it's
Speaker 1: airing and she's out there.
Speaker 2: She could be like, Okay, I had that bad wig,
Speaker 2: but look at me now. Total that made me like
Speaker 2: Chloe so much more. When you said that, she yes,
Speaker 2: she'd make it pay. Yeah exactly. She's like, I get it.
Speaker 2: My hair was terrible, but I liked it. So yeah.
Speaker 2: I was saying, I read it like someone did a
Speaker 2: post that was like, this woman is the perfect embodiment
Speaker 2: of everything the Kardashians did to our society, and like
Speaker 2: they you know, the plastic surgery, the face stuff, the voice,
Speaker 2: the the you know, the vocal fry, the hair, that everything,
Speaker 2: And I was like yes, But then people were like,
Speaker 2: don't blame the women, blame the patriarchy for creating plastic surgery.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Okay.
Speaker 1: I for one, I'm grateful for plastic surgery, so shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah you could do it. She's twenty seven and she
Speaker 2: looks do what you want, girl, But and she thinks
Speaker 2: twenty seven is old, you know, like she's already over
Speaker 2: the hill. There's just so many things wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and continuing to but this this is the whole show,
Speaker 1: Just continuing to see these badly sho bad choy countries
Speaker 1: and you think you're gonna choose this guy.
Speaker 2: And yeah, and honestly, even the Kardashians didn't had did
Speaker 2: nothing to Lisa, and she's a mess so without them.
Speaker 2: So I really guess I shouldn't blame them because there's
Speaker 2: always going to be people making bad decisions. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: out their influence you, guys.
Speaker 1: That is it, And I really hope some of you
Speaker 1: will at least turn in for just a minute to
Speaker 1: the YouTube video to see this dog with Kimberly. This
Speaker 1: dog is just sitting next to you on the couch
Speaker 1: like a co host, like, put me in, I'm ready
Speaker 1: to check you think.
Speaker 2: Do you think of Emma's wig? I know, I totally agree,
Speaker 2: it's it's weird. Why is she She thinks she's fooling somebody.
Speaker 2: I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it dog is yohn. Guys, Next week
Speaker 1: Kimberly will be announcing that she has adopted this dog.
Speaker 1: And don't believe me. You hadn't seen how cute this
Speaker 1: dog is. It doesn't matter the dog could not be cute.
Speaker 1: The dog is still very personal and sweet and loves
Speaker 1: you very much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's sweetheart. I just didn't wait. I'm too old
Speaker 2: for a puppy.
Speaker 1: My dog has never looked at me the way that
Speaker 1: dog is looking at you, either one of them, either
Speaker 1: one of them. Okay, everybody, make sure you're following Kimberly
Speaker 1: and Katie at date Dateline. Make sure you're following me
Speaker 1: at Pink Shape Pod. Kimberly Katie will be back when
Speaker 1: with new episodes, and.
Speaker 2: She got first or second week of January. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure when Dateline will be returning, but if you are
Speaker 2: a member of our Patreon or super Cast or Mary
Speaker 2: Payne's Apple subscription, yes you can still watch that link
Speaker 2: to the moment. And it was as good as we
Speaker 2: preemptively said it was. Remember we said it's we're recording
Speaker 2: it tonight, but is part part it was?
Speaker 1: Yes, it was so fun and so guys, if you
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Speaker 1: rewatch it. And I reposted the link just in case
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Speaker 2: Follow the instructions of people, got instructions. Okay, everybody, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'll see you on Thursday with I'll see you Wednesday
Speaker 1: for the Welcome fl Season one finale with Keisha that's
Speaker 1: on the ten Dollar Prime. That's hilarious. And then Thursday
Speaker 1: I'll be here with the TLC and recap and that'll be.
Speaker 2: Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, it'll be Christmas Day, so Merry Christmas. Okay,
Speaker 2: bye yay