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<v Speaker 1>Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's TLC Tuesday. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got Kimberly here to talk about before the ninety days.

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<v Speaker 1>And Kimberly has a little visitor. If you're watching on video,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a foster dog and he's so cute and I want.

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<v Speaker 2>To keep that dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Look he's so cute, Kimberly. I cannot Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he's so cute, Kimberly. He's got a foster dog that's

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<v Speaker 1>a puppy.

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<v Speaker 2>He's very puppy. He's got he's a very puppy. He's

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<v Speaker 2>in a puppy mood right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so we may have to pause, we may you

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<v Speaker 1>may hear some jingle jangling. I haven't already barking though,

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<v Speaker 1>so that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he doesn't bark that much, thank god. And he's

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<v Speaker 2>it's very high pitched because he's he's not fixed yet.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, Hi, my brother said, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>sneakers on asphalt. Oh, playing ted like basketball.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like I remember the first time we ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>Ginger bark, because she was around for a while before

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<v Speaker 1>she picked up on what a Violet was putting down

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<v Speaker 1>with the barking she was just like Violet would bark

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<v Speaker 1>and she would get scared and come and sit by it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but then she decided, you know what, that looks fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and the first time and it was like that was

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<v Speaker 1>like it was so loud, like oh no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no. Now I can't take two of them. But

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<v Speaker 1>one of them's barking down there right now. They just

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<v Speaker 1>that's there, that's their jam. So maybe you cannot teach

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<v Speaker 1>the new doggie not to be a barker, because that

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<v Speaker 1>is the web.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is especially I live in an apartment, so

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<v Speaker 2>right right, who are hurting me? It's very violent? That

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<v Speaker 2>very cute.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll play with your toy. I named the dog foster,

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<v Speaker 1>but we'll see what Kimberly named the dog, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see Kimberly.

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<v Speaker 2>Keeps the dog. No, he's a foster. Well, sometimes foster

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<v Speaker 2>leads to adoption. I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think his rightful mother is coming back to

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<v Speaker 1>claim him.

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<v Speaker 2>No, definitely not.

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<v Speaker 1>She sounds like a real bitch, uh huh or whoever

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<v Speaker 1>the owner one of those love after lockup people. So

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<v Speaker 1>you guys programming? Nos, Okay, what'd you say?

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<v Speaker 2>Brook? Yeah, what's her name? I don't know j jk

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<v Speaker 2>oh JK and Brook. Yeah, she's the one that has

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<v Speaker 2>kids but never sees them and it's always at her

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend's house. Oh JK and Brook, Yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what was that other girl saying that

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<v Speaker 1>he liked JK and and he had a second girl

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<v Speaker 1>he may or may not have gotten pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't remember her name. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the x Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>The one that Brooke beat up kind of and then

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<v Speaker 1>the girl beat her up and maybe she was pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, you guys, that's the love after lockup

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<v Speaker 1>programming notes. Okay, Today is Tuesday, December twenty third. Happy

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<v Speaker 1>holidays for whatever you're celebrating. If you're celebrating nothing whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you hope you're having a day off from work.

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<v Speaker 1>Not here at Pink Shade, we don't take a day off.

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<v Speaker 1>So yesterday you got sixty days in Today you're getting

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<v Speaker 1>TLC Tuesday. Thursday is going to be an end of

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<v Speaker 1>the year TLC wrap up with Kim Kim from Almost

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<v Speaker 1>Said Our Last Name, Kim from ninety Day, Craig Cray.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna do like an end of the year TLC.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrap up I love that idea. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then next week I have a guest. It's Mandy,

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<v Speaker 1>and she'll we'll be doing an end of your Bravo

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<v Speaker 1>wrap up sixty days in keeps rolling for about three

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<v Speaker 1>more weeks, and then Love during Lockup starts. It airs

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<v Speaker 1>Friday the sixteenth, So case you're wondering, Yes, Love during

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<v Speaker 1>Lockup is coming back. Monique is come back Monique and

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<v Speaker 1>Dirk and Keisha just only she's going to interview her.

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<v Speaker 2>So I can't wait to hear that. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's so funny. I was like, well, she's

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<v Speaker 2>what she thinks about that infamous scene in the car there.

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<v Speaker 1>Were they did it so many times, so many times?

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<v Speaker 2>And and was it an issue with actual height or

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<v Speaker 2>was it his seat is just positioned much lower? Or

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<v Speaker 2>is he a sloucher?

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's a tiny, tiny little man. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's funny he.

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<v Speaker 2>Is but it but it couldn't be because just the

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<v Speaker 2>torso of each of them there was a huge difference,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, So I just don't Maybe he's one of

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<v Speaker 2>those just like a foot and a half difference sitting down.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe he pushed his seat so far back to

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<v Speaker 1>be cool. You know that then, and then if the

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<v Speaker 1>cameras are right there, it made it look really far back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, was it just a trick of an illusion? Like

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<v Speaker 2>on TLC when they did that show My Giant Life

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<v Speaker 2>and they would shoot the ladies from down below, so

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<v Speaker 2>they looked way taller even which was I don't because

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<v Speaker 2>they were they were already like seven and a half

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<v Speaker 2>feet tall, so don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that show it was so I think

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<v Speaker 1>I said that we're going to cover Suddenly Amish, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've decided against it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think you ever promised that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I think I just said maybe we would

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<v Speaker 1>cover it, but I just started looking at it. As

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<v Speaker 1>so many people talk about how fake it is. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it looks fake.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my gut reaction. And I never even notice

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<v Speaker 2>if things are fake. Yeah, Like I'm not the one

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<v Speaker 2>that's thinking everything's fake. That's usually you. But even to me,

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<v Speaker 2>it felt like these people were doing it just to

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<v Speaker 2>be on TV and didn't really want to be Amish.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, No, No, I mean, does anybody really want to

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<v Speaker 1>be Amish? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, now, there was one girl who was obsessed. She

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<v Speaker 2>had a fetish for Amish and she was dressing like

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<v Speaker 2>Amish okay, like before she moved. So this was the

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<v Speaker 2>greatest opportunity of her life to be with her people.

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<v Speaker 2>She was like someone who was obsessed with Asian culture,

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<v Speaker 2>like finally getting to being it was shared. Yeah that

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<v Speaker 2>felt icky.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that sounds okay, that sounds about right for TLC.

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<v Speaker 2>But we're we're not going to cover that. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'll probably watch it just like because it'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably roll on right after one of the other shows

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<v Speaker 1>and it'll just be on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be waiting for Pilla Talk.

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<v Speaker 1>But guys, this is a long episode of Before the

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<v Speaker 1>ninety Days. And I think these episodes are so long

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<v Speaker 1>because they are all new people to us. We don't

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<v Speaker 1>have any we can't skip anything. Yeah, but man, so

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<v Speaker 1>as once again, I was looking, I was watching it

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<v Speaker 1>live before I took my notes, because I like to

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<v Speaker 1>watch it once. First I realized for the people that

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<v Speaker 1>I had assigned to Kimberly that she was going to

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<v Speaker 1>be doing almost the whole episode again. So I send

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<v Speaker 1>Kimberly a textco let me take a new girl, Lisa,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, well, I already wrote some of the notes,

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<v Speaker 1>so you sent them to me. So when we get

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<v Speaker 1>to Lisa, it'll be a little it'll be a little

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<v Speaker 1>combo note situation. And boy, she a bad person.

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<v Speaker 2>She is. I mean, she's so a lost souls. Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 2>she's leaving a child in her wake that is going

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<v Speaker 2>to have emotional issues the rest of her.

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<v Speaker 1>Life and not going to She already does.

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<v Speaker 2>She already does. She reminds me of the lady who

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<v Speaker 2>loved the chickens rain who just was obsessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Renee spelled like Renee, and she left, she had

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<v Speaker 1>children just like didn't seem to give an f like,

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<v Speaker 1>but us is still sitting in my DMS. I did

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<v Speaker 1>it like unread because it was like, I'd like to

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<v Speaker 1>come on your show and tell my side of the story.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, you know, I think, I'm yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's it. That's a good no for me. Dog Foster,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a no for me. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish you guys, if you're not watching on video,

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<v Speaker 1>just to just to just jump over to YouTube and

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<v Speaker 1>take a look at this dog situation, because it is.

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<v Speaker 2>Just tell me, when you want me to put him away,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll put him in the crate.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not bothering me, he's not bothering you. He's just hilarious.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves Kimberly. He's jumping all over her. He's standing

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<v Speaker 2>My hand is like full of holes and yeah, like

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<v Speaker 2>claw marks because he's teething.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, and he's peeing on your things. So that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not on the video so far, not so far.

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<v Speaker 1>But if he pees on the wall behind you, I

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<v Speaker 1>may have to pause.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just entertainment for me. I will tell you

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<v Speaker 1>also that coming up on the show, I have interviewed

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<v Speaker 1>the executive producer and the director of the new documentary

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<v Speaker 1>on TLC, The Cult of the Real Housewife. Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>I interviewed them earlier and that's going to come out.

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<v Speaker 1>So it comes out at eight pm on TLC on

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<v Speaker 1>January first. So my interview with the director and the

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<v Speaker 1>producer will come out January second. I'm going to put

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<v Speaker 1>out my recap with Keisha on January first, so you

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<v Speaker 1>the free feed. So Keisha and I are going to

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<v Speaker 1>do like a full recap of it. But it was

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting talking to the director and the producer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm most interested to hear how Keisha feels because I

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<v Speaker 2>know Keisha is very fond of Mary Cosby and thinks

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<v Speaker 2>she's hilarious. She is hilarious, but that doesn't negate all

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<v Speaker 2>of the Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it doesn't. And it's interesting too. On the documentary.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll encourage everybody to watch it when it comes out

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<v Speaker 1>January first. It's very interesting. There's so much in it

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<v Speaker 1>that as a Bravo viewer I've forgotten about. I'd be like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>she did do that. Oh yeah, she did do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh that was bad. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's just good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's well done, and it's so funny because there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of quick cuts of all a lot of social

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<v Speaker 1>media stuff, you know, people talking. And I saw Ben

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<v Speaker 1>the Mandelker on there, I saw John's Yeah. So I

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<v Speaker 1>sent them screenshots and they're both like, wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 1>you have the screener?

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<v Speaker 2>Are we in this thing?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, like, just like a little post that

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<v Speaker 1>told from the internet, which I guess you can. They

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<v Speaker 1>from the Internet. I guess it's public domain.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't ask them.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it. Yeah, yeah, it's good. You're that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was really really good, really interesting. And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't interview a lot of like producers and directors like

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<v Speaker 2>You know Kate interviews a lot of producers and dress directors.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure you did great. I think I nailed it.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll see, Ginger, Ginger stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't do any of that. I didn't do any

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<v Speaker 1>of that. I sat just like this, face forward, professional.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's talk about these people, guys. So get your

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<v Speaker 2>Three, prepare for takeoff because we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Just doing the flight instructions and we're going to start

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<v Speaker 2>They're gonna run out. How are they not going to

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then put your seat in the upright position. I

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<v Speaker 1>Stig and the stinky food bill talk. People were like,

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<v Speaker 1>what is even pillow times? We were like, why don't

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<v Speaker 1>you put that in zipp like bag? And then a cooler.

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<v Speaker 2>Common sense. Yeah. Oh, Ingrid just texted. Oh what did

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<v Speaker 2>Ingrid have to say?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I'm not looking at my phone.

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<v Speaker 2>It just popped up. Oh, it's scheduling for toe. She

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<v Speaker 2>wants us to record early. Well, she has a New

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<v Speaker 2>Year's Eve plant.

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<v Speaker 1>Well guess what, so do I and we are going

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<v Speaker 1>to record earlier then because I have now made a

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<v Speaker 1>plan to go out of town. See almost playing the

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<v Speaker 1>Sugar Bowl in New Orleans. Oh yeah, even though I

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<v Speaker 1>said I wasn't going to do, you said no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had, and then I decided I wanted to go.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to go. We're not going for New Year's.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not going for New Year's. We're going the next day. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell Ingrid to just cool your jets. Ingrid, cool

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<v Speaker 1>your jets. We're trying to work around your party schedule.

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<v Speaker 2>Girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's busy. She's busy partying.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything we do isn't for Ingrid anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything we do is for Ingrid. Okay, a Eva and

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<v Speaker 2>So she's stuck on one plane, but her next to

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<v Speaker 2>Belize is in twenty minutes. So she's running through the

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<v Speaker 2>airport and she says, Stig, I hope you're worth it,

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<v Speaker 2>because running through the airport is so embarrassing. Girl. I've

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<v Speaker 2>no doubt you're gonna be way more embarrassed than that

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<v Speaker 2>this season, if this show is any indication. Also, you

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<v Speaker 2>have stinky shrimp follow for you, So that's already more

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassing than running through the airport. It is, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you talking about? It's so gross. So in Belize, twelve

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<v Speaker 2>hours earlier, Stig is performing at a concert while ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>It's first it seemed like big, like a big concert,

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<v Speaker 2>but then these ladies come out in like kind of

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<v Speaker 2>matching outfits on stage and they're throwing T shirts at

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<v Speaker 2>the audience. But they didn't have cannons or any like

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<v Speaker 2>T shirt guns or something, and it was just their

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<v Speaker 2>arms and they were only hidden people in the front row.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't know, it didn't seem I wasn't that impressed. Also,

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<v Speaker 2>they should have been wearing matching outfits. So he says

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<v Speaker 2>his name is Earl in the Wind. That's what I heard.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what subtitles said. That is not what his name is.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Arline Dwayne. Wow, first name is Arline. I

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<v Speaker 2>thought Mary Payne was bad call himself Earline the Wind.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe that is his name. It's very like an indigenous.

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<v Speaker 1>Name, you know, I we got Did you see that message?

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<v Speaker 1>I believe it was on Facebook with somebody telling us

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<v Speaker 1>that they it's a bunkie. Melissa, she's always in Belize.

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<v Speaker 1>She knows all about it. She's always got the Belize information.

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<v Speaker 1>And she wrote and said that she's asked a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of people about Stig And yeah, very lightly known. Definitely

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<v Speaker 1>not a big star, not a big.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not mister Belize, No, but he was. He was

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<v Speaker 2>on a billboard. He was on a billboard ad. It

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<v Speaker 2>was an ad for like a wine or something something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's very interesting. Okay, We're gonna keep following up on

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<v Speaker 2>that because what he's saying and other and what's happening

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<v Speaker 2>do not always mix, Like the way he describes himself

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<v Speaker 2>as a Beatle and that he we have not seen

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<v Speaker 2>him be swarmed yet, so the car is not getting

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<v Speaker 2>jumped on by a bunch of teens. So I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>So I saw Jake and Matt posted like this scene

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<v Speaker 1>at the airport with this kid talking to him was

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<v Speaker 1>like obviously staged and vague.

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<v Speaker 2>There were like this kid didn't know who he was. Yeah, so,

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<v Speaker 2>but he is performing at this concert and people are sharing,

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<v Speaker 2>but we don't know if it's a music festival like

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<v Speaker 2>they're just it could be like a Coachella and there's

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<v Speaker 2>just a big lineup and then you know of yeah, yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's thirty years old. He thinks he's a really cool,

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<v Speaker 2>chill guy, but when he's perform he feels alive. He

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<v Speaker 2>loves singing for the ladies. Apparently no men listen to

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<v Speaker 2>his music. One time a girl in the front row

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to get into his pants. He said, they

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<v Speaker 2>get crazy, so they were like clawing at him. And

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<v Speaker 2>then we see some of his music videos. We see

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<v Speaker 2>him signing a girl's butt cheeks. Yeah yeah, wow, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>why it's just gonna rinse off the tattoo for barwar

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<v Speaker 2>and get it tattooed on there you go. Some people do.

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<v Speaker 2>So he started performing ten years ago. Now he's at

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<v Speaker 2>the very top in Belize. Okay, says so, he says, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So he has a group of guys, his posse. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not the right word, that's in the Old West. He

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna go, We've got a posse going with the sheriff.

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<v Speaker 2>He has. Perf is his performer, per kurf per like

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<v Speaker 2>profession perfect. Uh huh uh. Richie is his manager. And

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<v Speaker 2>six which is spelled the let the number six I

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<v Speaker 2>x or later they say six fras so the letter

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<v Speaker 2>the number six I X F R A S S

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<v Speaker 2>six fras Okay, likes know what it means. He's his

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<v Speaker 2>g they are best friends. I don't know if he

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<v Speaker 2>does anything or if he's more like on Entourage. He's

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<v Speaker 2>like turtles, a hanger on her. So after the show,

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<v Speaker 2>there the guys are hanging out. They toast to Aviva coming.

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<v Speaker 2>He says, I'm so excited. They say, yeah, she's American.

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<v Speaker 2>You only love American girls, foreigners, foreigners, and they're teasing him.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't feel very positive about this all interaction, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, So, he says, they tease me, but I'm

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<v Speaker 2>really serious about Aviva. And he loves her eyes. He

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<v Speaker 2>thinks she's super hot, but he loves her beautiful heart

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<v Speaker 2>more than anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure, I was looking for the post. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>read it to you when we're done.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, her, he loves her laugh. He can be himself

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<v Speaker 2>with her. He can be Earlin Dwayne and not Stig.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you could. I don't think you're famous enough

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<v Speaker 2>that I think, Dwayne anywhere?

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<v Speaker 1>What do Stig mean? Sting without the end?

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<v Speaker 2>Like? What what? What Stig? What does it mean? I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know, but it makes me feel like it's referencing

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<v Speaker 2>something inappropriate. I don't know why. So his friends can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe he wants to settle down. They're like, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to have kids? And then one of them says, you

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<v Speaker 2>would breed her, like she's a cage, like.

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<v Speaker 1>What Foster is trying to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do with all the time. They say, would you rather

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<v Speaker 2>they have a baby here or in America? And he

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<v Speaker 2>says America and they're like, yeah, you want that citizenship right,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Duh okay, So he admits it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's good. Uh huh. Well, if he's reached the

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<v Speaker 2>top of his game musically, in belize he needs to

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<v Speaker 2>go global and that's America. Okay, all right, So he

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't mean that, you know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there, I'm not trying to say America is

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<v Speaker 2>the hub of the music industry. So so, uh, they say,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to stop partying, and he says, no way,

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<v Speaker 2>It's a huge part of my life. Absolutely not. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to take her to San Pedro for the concert

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<v Speaker 2>this weekend. And they say San Pedro, we call that

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<v Speaker 2>Temptation Island. And so she won't she get mad with

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<v Speaker 2>like one hundred girls screaming all over you. Let's see,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna see, We're going to count I see hundreds.

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<v Speaker 2>So he says, well, past girlfriends have always gotten jealous.

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<v Speaker 2>So there have been past girlfriends.

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<v Speaker 1>But all Americans, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So she says again, I just am the bar

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<v Speaker 2>is so low that I'm thinking at least she is

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<v Speaker 2>in the same age range as him, so he's already

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<v Speaker 2>a step up from soldier boy. So he says, past

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriends always get jealous. Aviva says, she doesn't get jealous,

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<v Speaker 2>but we'll see about that. I really want someone who

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<v Speaker 2>will be confident and not be jealous and won't care

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<v Speaker 2>will let me do my thing. So he says, they say, well,

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere you go, people are talking and saying, you have

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<v Speaker 2>this girl, you have X y Z girls, this girl,

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<v Speaker 2>and we've heard that's what the aunt said. The aunt

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<v Speaker 2>who's in witness protection Spring also Spring and Stig. It

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<v Speaker 2>is very confusing, and she's as name is Spring, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>ant Spring with fake nose and glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Right. So he says, I'm going to do things differently,

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<v Speaker 2>and they say, we've heard that before. So I guess

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<v Speaker 2>with these other girlfriends, he wasn't loyal. So he's made

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<v Speaker 2>it sound like that was their problem, like they were jealous,

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<v Speaker 2>but actually he was cheating. So he says, I've been

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<v Speaker 2>a player forever, but I will really want a family

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<v Speaker 2>and a partner to be there for me, and I

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<v Speaker 2>hope I can be faithful to her. Y hope so too.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of the guys says, I have twenty percent

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<v Speaker 2>faith that you can do it. It's pretty low. That's low.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's less than Usman liked Baby Girl Lisa. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's less than as in like Nicole and many of

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<v Speaker 2>the other percentages.

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<v Speaker 1>Usman was attracted to Baby Girl Lisa fifty five percent.

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<v Speaker 2>So fifty five I think, and it was maybe seventy percent.

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<v Speaker 1>With as In and Nicole.

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<v Speaker 2>She is seventy percent okay.

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<v Speaker 1>For me, right right, So twenty percent. It's not great,

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<v Speaker 1>that's horrible.

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<v Speaker 2>So Aviva is flying with day old room temperature, firecracker, shrimp, disgusting, disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>She is going to be banned from whatever airline, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>she is. So. Also, it's spilt on her pants, on

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<v Speaker 2>her bag. It's because again, styrofoam container.

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<v Speaker 1>She didn't okay, I don't know if that makes a

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<v Speaker 1>better story and it's funnier to keep it in the

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<v Speaker 1>styropham container, or if she's just dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I felt like it was rage bait. I really

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<v Speaker 2>felt like she was messing with us so that we'd

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<v Speaker 2>be talking about it. Yeah, well, but it worked because

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen anything that stupid. So meanwhile, Steak has

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<v Speaker 2>rented a hotel for them, and he's putting flower petals

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<v Speaker 2>all over the bed. He says he has butterflies. He says,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be one burner. That's what we call

419
00:22:53.799 --> 00:22:57.480
<v Speaker 2>when you have one lady, one burner. And I've always

420
00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:02.000
<v Speaker 2>had many burners going same time, and I but I

421
00:23:02.039 --> 00:23:05.720
<v Speaker 2>want to be a better man. So okay, you're talking

422
00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:09.440
<v Speaker 2>to a GameStick. Yeah, yes, the proof is in the pudding.

423
00:23:10.000 --> 00:23:13.640
<v Speaker 2>So he had warned her at the airport that at

424
00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:16.599
<v Speaker 2>that girls would flock to him that whenever he goes

425
00:23:16.640 --> 00:23:20.559
<v Speaker 2>in public, especially like an airport, the girls it's beatles time.

426
00:23:20.880 --> 00:23:24.359
<v Speaker 2>His shirt is getting ripped off. He's there trying to

427
00:23:24.359 --> 00:23:28.240
<v Speaker 2>get DNA under their fingernails, flown him in a lap

428
00:23:30.279 --> 00:23:34.599
<v Speaker 2>and pulled out like they're licking at him. Just so okay,

429
00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:40.839
<v Speaker 2>all it's all nasty. One airport worker mail comes up

430
00:23:40.880 --> 00:23:43.599
<v Speaker 2>to him and it's like, hey, man, stick, I'm a fan.

431
00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:48.319
<v Speaker 1>Okay, great, Yeah, and then what it was that shy

432
00:23:48.759 --> 00:23:49.480
<v Speaker 1>that that was?

433
00:23:49.640 --> 00:23:51.480
<v Speaker 2>That was the airport worker. It wasn't a child, It

434
00:23:51.480 --> 00:23:53.279
<v Speaker 2>was an airport worker that they pay. It was a

435
00:23:53.319 --> 00:23:59.000
<v Speaker 2>young airport worker man wearing the vest. He's like, the

436
00:23:59.039 --> 00:24:05.559
<v Speaker 2>guy checks your luggage. So no clawing yet, no screaming,

437
00:24:06.599 --> 00:24:11.519
<v Speaker 2>nary a girl fainted and passed out. This is He's

438
00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:17.279
<v Speaker 2>no Taylor Swift. So okah is a Viva Lands and

439
00:24:17.400 --> 00:24:20.640
<v Speaker 2>does a dare Sea Airport bathroom freshen up. She really

440
00:24:20.680 --> 00:24:24.599
<v Speaker 2>needs that perfume because she probably smells like nasty Dale

441
00:24:24.759 --> 00:24:31.279
<v Speaker 2>shrimp and just so fishy. So they stop. They he's

442
00:24:31.359 --> 00:24:33.559
<v Speaker 2>digging now, I know I'm sewing.

443
00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:36.720
<v Speaker 1>I was thinking, if he's digging and burrowing, this is

444
00:24:36.759 --> 00:24:40.200
<v Speaker 1>the dog now, not stig. If Foster is digging and burrowing,

445
00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:41.400
<v Speaker 1>that maybe he's going to go to sleep.

446
00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:45.319
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I hope trying to get get very cuddly and

447
00:24:45.359 --> 00:24:49.160
<v Speaker 2>cozy and does sleep a lot, but he seems to

448
00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:53.160
<v Speaker 2>be very hyper right now. So they she comes out,

449
00:24:53.240 --> 00:24:56.960
<v Speaker 2>they hug and they kiss, and he says, what's the smell? No,

450
00:24:57.039 --> 00:25:02.200
<v Speaker 2>he doesn't. I really thought he was gonna. Yeah, if

451
00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:05.640
<v Speaker 2>we thought Danielle had some hygiene.

452
00:25:05.240 --> 00:25:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Job, oh, Kimberly, don't go there, don't go there, or

453
00:25:08.960 --> 00:25:09.559
<v Speaker 1>don't go there.

454
00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:13.480
<v Speaker 2>So he says she looks more beautiful in person, and

455
00:25:13.680 --> 00:25:16.160
<v Speaker 2>he says she's really good. Kiss her and she blushes

456
00:25:16.359 --> 00:25:19.559
<v Speaker 2>and he says, she's so beautiful. And I love that

457
00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:22.680
<v Speaker 2>fat ass. I knew she'd been in the gym, but damn,

458
00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:26.319
<v Speaker 2>so loves that fat ass. Okay, I love a fat

459
00:25:26.359 --> 00:25:26.720
<v Speaker 2>ass too.

460
00:25:27.000 --> 00:25:29.680
<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately for me, I have a flat ass.

461
00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So she shows him the Chinese food. It's disgusting

462
00:25:34.640 --> 00:25:38.279
<v Speaker 2>and it's been like a day and it's an out,

463
00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:40.839
<v Speaker 2>and she says, you need to throw it away. And

464
00:25:41.119 --> 00:25:43.880
<v Speaker 2>she says, you told me if I brought you Chinese food,

465
00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:47.559
<v Speaker 2>you'd marry me, So I brought it. The bar's pretty

466
00:25:47.599 --> 00:25:50.960
<v Speaker 2>low there, wow, And he says, well, I am a

467
00:25:50.960 --> 00:25:55.400
<v Speaker 2>man of my word. And she says, this was magical,

468
00:25:56.279 --> 00:26:00.680
<v Speaker 2>such a great moment, fairy tale moment. And he's smells great.

469
00:26:00.839 --> 00:26:04.079
<v Speaker 2>Definitely better than the Chinese food, she says. And he

470
00:26:04.200 --> 00:26:06.000
<v Speaker 2>says he's going to eat it, and she says, no,

471
00:26:06.119 --> 00:26:08.599
<v Speaker 2>you'll get sick. You have to throw it away. So

472
00:26:08.640 --> 00:26:11.440
<v Speaker 2>she throws it away. Why did you bring it? Why

473
00:26:11.440 --> 00:26:14.480
<v Speaker 2>did you make hundreds of people at the airport and

474
00:26:14.519 --> 00:26:18.480
<v Speaker 2>on the plane suffer so that you could do this

475
00:26:18.599 --> 00:26:20.920
<v Speaker 2>cute joke so that he would have to marry you

476
00:26:21.119 --> 00:26:25.559
<v Speaker 2>as a joke. It's disgusting. I don't know.

477
00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:28.440
<v Speaker 1>Hopefully it'll be we'll forget about it by the time

478
00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.759
<v Speaker 1>the reunion rolls around. But hopefully we don't forget about

479
00:26:30.759 --> 00:26:32.960
<v Speaker 1>it by the time the reunion rolls around exactly.

480
00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:36.079
<v Speaker 2>So they ride to the hotel and he points out

481
00:26:36.079 --> 00:26:39.480
<v Speaker 2>his face on a billboard ad and she's super impressed. Yeah,

482
00:26:39.680 --> 00:26:43.720
<v Speaker 2>so did he buy that billboard as I placed it?

483
00:26:43.759 --> 00:26:46.559
<v Speaker 2>On the way to the air on the way the hotel,

484
00:26:46.720 --> 00:26:48.759
<v Speaker 2>so that she would bang him for sure.

485
00:26:48.920 --> 00:26:50.720
<v Speaker 1>It would be she's going to bang him anyway.

486
00:26:50.799 --> 00:26:53.519
<v Speaker 2>I mean she would have anyway, but that really would

487
00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:56.799
<v Speaker 2>seal the deal. Yeah, So how much does a billboard

488
00:26:56.880 --> 00:27:00.920
<v Speaker 2>ad cost in belize? That's a great question. Yeah. So

489
00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:03.960
<v Speaker 2>he tells her about the hotel and the next day

490
00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:06.240
<v Speaker 2>they're going out of town for his performance, and she's

491
00:27:06.279 --> 00:27:08.599
<v Speaker 2>nervous to see and perform. She doesn't know how she's

492
00:27:08.640 --> 00:27:12.440
<v Speaker 2>gonna feel with the girls all crazy all over him,

493
00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:16.480
<v Speaker 2>you swarming. So they get to the hotel. She hopes

494
00:27:16.519 --> 00:27:19.640
<v Speaker 2>they're going to have chemistry there. First night, I was like,

495
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:25.960
<v Speaker 2>please God, shower first. First of all, her hair is greasy.

496
00:27:26.319 --> 00:27:32.160
<v Speaker 2>It's so greasy. It was greasy before she left and

497
00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:36.559
<v Speaker 2>now it's real Jenny slash Matt from sixty Days in

498
00:27:37.400 --> 00:27:43.680
<v Speaker 2>And she's covered in shrimp. So they lay in the

499
00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:45.960
<v Speaker 2>bed in their clothes.

500
00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:50.200
<v Speaker 1>Colonnie and Cleane on Philla Talk were like, oh, outside

501
00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:52.759
<v Speaker 1>clothes on the bed. Oh Nope, they're not gonna He's gonna.

502
00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:55.319
<v Speaker 1>Oh they're both doing it.

503
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Were It's not just outside clothes, it's airport clothes. So

504
00:27:59.720 --> 00:28:03.200
<v Speaker 2>you've just been sitting in fabric that is covered in

505
00:28:03.240 --> 00:28:09.079
<v Speaker 2>other people's farts and shrimp and shrimp. I can't. I

506
00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:13.960
<v Speaker 2>just gave me up. I know it's disgusting. So he

507
00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:16.200
<v Speaker 2>points out her tattoo and he says, will you get

508
00:28:16.240 --> 00:28:18.200
<v Speaker 2>steak on your forehead? She says, if you get a

509
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:20.400
<v Speaker 2>viva And he's like, oh my luck, you'll leave me

510
00:28:20.480 --> 00:28:23.359
<v Speaker 2>and I'll have a viva on my neck and you know,

511
00:28:23.440 --> 00:28:26.920
<v Speaker 2>she's like, I'll never have you forehead. Yeah, yeah, joke,

512
00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:31.160
<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping. And he's like, i'd never leave you either.

513
00:28:31.519 --> 00:28:33.680
<v Speaker 2>But and she's like, what would make you leave me?

514
00:28:33.839 --> 00:28:36.119
<v Speaker 2>And he says, if you can't respect my work and

515
00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:39.480
<v Speaker 2>my lifestyle? And she says, I want to respect your work,

516
00:28:39.519 --> 00:28:41.960
<v Speaker 2>but I want to be respected too, And I hope

517
00:28:42.000 --> 00:28:46.599
<v Speaker 2>you haven't been seeing anyone well, you know, before we met.

518
00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:49.799
<v Speaker 2>And he says, you don't trust me. The other women

519
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:53.279
<v Speaker 2>here aren't as beautiful as you. That's not a no.

520
00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:57.440
<v Speaker 1>And also does it matter how beautiful they are?

521
00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:01.920
<v Speaker 2>No? And then he goes he goes, we're good, We're

522
00:29:01.920 --> 00:29:04.240
<v Speaker 2>good or something like that, and I was like, again,

523
00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:08.759
<v Speaker 2>not a no. It's like on dateline. I would never

524
00:29:08.920 --> 00:29:12.279
<v Speaker 2>kill my wife how could you think that I would

525
00:29:12.319 --> 00:29:13.319
<v Speaker 2>do something like that?

526
00:29:14.359 --> 00:29:17.319
<v Speaker 1>Just say no, you're not saying no, Yeah, no I

527
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:17.680
<v Speaker 1>did not.

528
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:21.079
<v Speaker 2>I could never do something like that, but you did.

529
00:29:23.440 --> 00:29:26.079
<v Speaker 2>Are we done with those two? Almost? He says, you

530
00:29:26.119 --> 00:29:28.799
<v Speaker 2>don't trust me the other woman? Blah blah blah. She

531
00:29:28.880 --> 00:29:31.279
<v Speaker 2>changes into lingerie.

532
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:34.480
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't shower, doesn't shower nope.

533
00:29:34.559 --> 00:29:38.559
<v Speaker 2>Didn't hear any running water nope uh And they start

534
00:29:38.559 --> 00:29:41.920
<v Speaker 2>getting busy in front of the camera crew, and he

535
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:44.720
<v Speaker 2>is super impressed with her body and that makes him

536
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:49.039
<v Speaker 2>think that she might be the one, but he's not

537
00:29:49.079 --> 00:29:53.279
<v Speaker 2>sure if she fully understands the extent of how horny

538
00:29:53.319 --> 00:29:56.680
<v Speaker 2>these women are for him that we have yet to see.

539
00:29:56.920 --> 00:29:59.799
<v Speaker 2>But he's not that cute. I mean, he's cute, but

540
00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:04.720
<v Speaker 2>he he's not that cute personally. His hair like ruins

541
00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:08.839
<v Speaker 2>it for me. It's it's very like, I don't know

542
00:30:08.880 --> 00:30:13.079
<v Speaker 2>what it is. It's just too fluffy, too fluffy to

543
00:30:13.880 --> 00:30:18.599
<v Speaker 2>the haircut is weird, and yeah, it just doesn't do

544
00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:22.359
<v Speaker 2>anything for me. And yeah he's cute, but like not

545
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:28.799
<v Speaker 2>any but like he thinks his music makes ladies like

546
00:30:29.119 --> 00:30:30.720
<v Speaker 2>orgasm on the spot, like.

547
00:30:30.799 --> 00:30:33.559
<v Speaker 1>He does, Yeah he does, And we heard some of

548
00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:35.720
<v Speaker 1>it over there on the Spotify, and I thought it

549
00:30:35.799 --> 00:30:39.279
<v Speaker 1>was non memorable exactly.

550
00:30:39.400 --> 00:30:42.720
<v Speaker 2>Even ousman had some catchy hooks.

551
00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:48.799
<v Speaker 1>Well, they were hoisted upon us. So Monkey Melissa lets

552
00:30:48.880 --> 00:30:51.920
<v Speaker 1>us know. Regarding Belize, she says, as a citizen and

553
00:30:51.960 --> 00:30:55.559
<v Speaker 1>a part time resident of Belize, I can officially confirm

554
00:30:55.640 --> 00:30:58.400
<v Speaker 1>that stig to artist is not a big deal in

555
00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:03.839
<v Speaker 1>Belize or elsewhere. She says, now I realize I may

556
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:06.319
<v Speaker 1>not be his demographic as a lady of a certain age.

557
00:31:06.400 --> 00:31:09.559
<v Speaker 1>So I asked my stepdaughter and my nieces and my

558
00:31:09.680 --> 00:31:11.279
<v Speaker 1>nephews who live in Polas.

559
00:31:11.759 --> 00:31:14.720
<v Speaker 2>She did boots on the ground journalism.

560
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:17.839
<v Speaker 1>Melissa, you've got a bully's question. She's your girl always,

561
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:21.279
<v Speaker 1>and she says, only one of them have heard of him.

562
00:31:22.200 --> 00:31:25.799
<v Speaker 2>I think one out of four mm, hm, went out

563
00:31:25.799 --> 00:31:27.640
<v Speaker 2>of four. That's I think good.

564
00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:31.559
<v Speaker 1>I think Aviva's Auntie with the phony Pony knows of

565
00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:32.279
<v Speaker 1>what she speaks.

566
00:31:33.400 --> 00:31:34.359
<v Speaker 2>She says she's.

567
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:37.200
<v Speaker 1>Going for four months as of this weekend, so the

568
00:31:37.240 --> 00:31:40.279
<v Speaker 1>boots on the ground will begin, and she says for

569
00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:44.039
<v Speaker 1>anybody who remembers her cares, don't forget about Ryan, my

570
00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:46.759
<v Speaker 1>twenty seven year old fiance. Ryan. Remember that lady from

571
00:31:46.960 --> 00:31:50.119
<v Speaker 1>Minnesota that the blonde hair that was wacky, always seemed

572
00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:53.319
<v Speaker 1>to be on pills, and she would go, yeah, Ryan,

573
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:55.720
<v Speaker 1>my twenty four year old fiance.

574
00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:58.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then something terrible.

575
00:31:58.519 --> 00:32:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Harrison be cousin Harris. Remember sarahs with cousin Harris. Yeah,

576
00:32:04.680 --> 00:32:07.359
<v Speaker 1>she says, for anybody who remembers Ryan, my twenty seven

577
00:32:07.440 --> 00:32:09.720
<v Speaker 1>year old fiance still lives on our little island and

578
00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:12.079
<v Speaker 1>is a bar back. Every once in a while a

579
00:32:12.160 --> 00:32:14.400
<v Speaker 1>tourist will recognize him and he milks.

580
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:15.119
<v Speaker 2>It for free drinks.

581
00:32:15.759 --> 00:32:19.759
<v Speaker 1>No coas and Harris sightings to report. Okay, thank you, Melissa,

582
00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:22.039
<v Speaker 1>get back to us once you get to the island

583
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:23.400
<v Speaker 1>with your boots on the ground.

584
00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:26.759
<v Speaker 2>Please. Okay, doaky.

585
00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:33.359
<v Speaker 1>Let's move on to Laura and beer can, Burcan, beer

586
00:32:33.400 --> 00:32:38.680
<v Speaker 1>can whatever, Burken Bag, burk and bag not impressed. Okay,

587
00:32:39.440 --> 00:32:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Laura is preparing to go to Turkey and.

588
00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:43.519
<v Speaker 2>Nos birkin Bag and knock off.

589
00:32:44.799 --> 00:32:49.319
<v Speaker 1>He's he's bad news. I'm gonna go ahead and say it.

590
00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:51.160
<v Speaker 1>So she's prepared to go to Turkey.

591
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:51.599
<v Speaker 2>She's folding.

592
00:32:51.680 --> 00:32:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Now they keep zooming in on this pair of pants

593
00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:54.720
<v Speaker 1>that she's folding.

594
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Did you notice this? Because they do that sometimes It

595
00:32:59.000 --> 00:33:01.799
<v Speaker 2>drives me crazy. I'm always staring, like what am I

596
00:33:01.839 --> 00:33:03.359
<v Speaker 2>supposed to be noticing about that?

597
00:33:04.119 --> 00:33:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Do they look like men's pants? Is why I wondered

598
00:33:08.920 --> 00:33:09.920
<v Speaker 1>if they were Michael's pants.

599
00:33:09.960 --> 00:33:13.119
<v Speaker 2>I was like, she do laundry, laundry, she was get

600
00:33:13.200 --> 00:33:17.240
<v Speaker 2>in her suitcast No, and again, I am.

601
00:33:17.039 --> 00:33:22.079
<v Speaker 1>Pants again packing in the living room. You know, it's

602
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:23.799
<v Speaker 1>a it's an age old trope of the show that

603
00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:24.960
<v Speaker 1>I just don't understand.

604
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Wow, we needed to see her word art so well. Okay,

605
00:33:30.200 --> 00:33:32.599
<v Speaker 2>so did you notice the word art?

606
00:33:32.839 --> 00:33:34.319
<v Speaker 1>I saw it, but I didn't read it. I just

607
00:33:34.359 --> 00:33:35.359
<v Speaker 1>saw it in the background.

608
00:33:35.880 --> 00:33:39.000
<v Speaker 2>One said home and a bunch of other very tiny words,

609
00:33:39.000 --> 00:33:44.000
<v Speaker 2>and one said welcome spring. So this was filmed it's springtime.

610
00:33:44.359 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, does she flip it around for fall welcome?

611
00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:47.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

612
00:33:48.839 --> 00:33:54.400
<v Speaker 1>She have like interchangeable little hooks. So She's realized that

613
00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:57.160
<v Speaker 1>her best friend Michael is never going to be ready

614
00:33:57.200 --> 00:34:00.880
<v Speaker 1>to take the next step with her, and it's because

615
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:04.559
<v Speaker 1>beer Can is not so into her being friends with Michael,

616
00:34:04.599 --> 00:34:07.359
<v Speaker 1>and she is worried she'll have to choose between her

617
00:34:07.400 --> 00:34:10.280
<v Speaker 1>best friend and the and I do it in air

618
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:14.239
<v Speaker 1>quotes love of her life. Okay, yeah, Mom and Dad,

619
00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:14.679
<v Speaker 1>come over.

620
00:34:15.079 --> 00:34:16.159
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't expecting this.

621
00:34:16.480 --> 00:34:17.639
<v Speaker 1>I loved every minute of it.

622
00:34:18.280 --> 00:34:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, her parents are.

623
00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:22.039
<v Speaker 1>Aileen and Terry. And it was so funny when they

624
00:34:22.159 --> 00:34:26.280
<v Speaker 1>walked in because it was obviously so like stage for production, like, okay,

625
00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:27.840
<v Speaker 1>you're just gonna walk in and just have like a

626
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:29.719
<v Speaker 1>natural conversation about going to the airport.

627
00:34:29.719 --> 00:34:34.880
<v Speaker 2>And they walk in and dad goes, Hi, Laura, Hi,

628
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<v Speaker 2>hilarious died and then I went spiraled, and I was like,

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00:34:40.840 --> 00:34:44.639
<v Speaker 2>is okay, so this there there, it's staged for TV.

630
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<v Speaker 2>But then I thought, sometimes when I walk in, my

631
00:34:47.880 --> 00:34:51.519
<v Speaker 2>dad uses my name, and then I think that that's weird.

632
00:34:51.880 --> 00:34:53.719
<v Speaker 2>But is that like an old man thing?

633
00:34:55.320 --> 00:35:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Does my dad use my name? Sometimes? I go Hi, mirror, okay,

634
00:35:00.880 --> 00:35:03.639
<v Speaker 1>so he does? Yeah, Mary, how you doing Mary? Like

635
00:35:03.639 --> 00:35:06.519
<v Speaker 1>as a nickname? It's funny, hilarious. Why don't you just

636
00:35:06.800 --> 00:35:08.880
<v Speaker 1>name me Mary? I had to explain that on the

637
00:35:09.079 --> 00:35:11.039
<v Speaker 1>How to explain that on the interview this morning about

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<v Speaker 1>my name.

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00:35:11.800 --> 00:35:12.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

640
00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:16.960
<v Speaker 1>So Eileen and Terry arrive, they're going to take her

641
00:35:16.960 --> 00:35:19.440
<v Speaker 1>to the airport and she says very nice, you know,

642
00:35:19.480 --> 00:35:22.119
<v Speaker 1>because the airport's far away, and she says, you know,

643
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:26.119
<v Speaker 1>my parents are very conservative and Catholic and beer Can

644
00:35:26.280 --> 00:35:28.760
<v Speaker 1>is not who they expected me to be with, so

645
00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:33.079
<v Speaker 1>this is hard for them. So in the car, Eileen,

646
00:35:33.119 --> 00:35:37.440
<v Speaker 1>Mom in the back seat just just fire and all cylinder.

647
00:35:37.519 --> 00:35:39.559
<v Speaker 1>She is just throwing bombs from the backseat.

648
00:35:39.599 --> 00:35:42.000
<v Speaker 2>I love it. She knows she's probably only going to

649
00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:45.639
<v Speaker 2>be on one in one scene because she's not actually

650
00:35:45.639 --> 00:35:49.039
<v Speaker 2>going there, so this is one and done. She has

651
00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:50.559
<v Speaker 2>to get all of her complaints out.

652
00:35:50.760 --> 00:35:52.199
<v Speaker 1>She's like, I hope they might be to the reading

653
00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:55.760
<v Speaker 1>and I'll have more to say. So Dad is driving

654
00:35:56.440 --> 00:35:59.960
<v Speaker 1>to do and she says the mom says, the fact

655
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.199
<v Speaker 1>that you're going all the way to Turkey to meet

656
00:36:02.199 --> 00:36:05.519
<v Speaker 1>a Muslim man was not in my wheelhouse, you know.

657
00:36:05.559 --> 00:36:08.840
<v Speaker 1>It seems irresponsible to me. And Laura goes, well, I

658
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:10.519
<v Speaker 1>can understand where you think that, mom, you know, And

659
00:36:10.559 --> 00:36:14.280
<v Speaker 1>my biggest concern is not him, it's the age. And

660
00:36:14.360 --> 00:36:18.920
<v Speaker 1>mom goes, well, how old is he, Laura? And she says, well,

661
00:36:19.320 --> 00:36:20.400
<v Speaker 1>he's twenty years younger.

662
00:36:20.599 --> 00:36:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Do not know about this, like I think.

663
00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:27.559
<v Speaker 1>They knew he was younger, but didn't know exactly until yeah,

664
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:31.639
<v Speaker 1>And she goes, why saw you twenty years younger? And

665
00:36:31.719 --> 00:36:35.079
<v Speaker 1>Dad goes, I got hairs on my chin older than that,

666
00:36:36.960 --> 00:36:38.960
<v Speaker 1>and Mom goes, don't joke, don't joke.

667
00:36:39.920 --> 00:36:42.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was bitchy too, don't joke like it was

668
00:36:42.840 --> 00:36:47.440
<v Speaker 2>a stupid dad joke. Mom like, she's don't joke. She's

669
00:36:47.440 --> 00:36:47.760
<v Speaker 2>had it.

670
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:51.320
<v Speaker 1>She's had it with Laura, and Laura says. She goes,

671
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:55.039
<v Speaker 1>what what on earth does he think of you? And

672
00:36:55.119 --> 00:36:57.920
<v Speaker 1>I like Laura's response. She goes, well, he thinks I'm awesome.

673
00:36:58.199 --> 00:37:01.679
<v Speaker 1>He thinks I'm awesome, and goes, I'm thinking he wants

674
00:37:01.719 --> 00:37:02.760
<v Speaker 1>a ticket to America.

675
00:37:03.280 --> 00:37:04.639
<v Speaker 2>Did he tell you he loved you?

676
00:37:04.920 --> 00:37:07.880
<v Speaker 1>She goes, well, yeah, she goes, big red flag, big

677
00:37:07.920 --> 00:37:11.320
<v Speaker 1>red flag. He does not love you. It's an infatuation

678
00:37:11.440 --> 00:37:14.800
<v Speaker 1>with you. He hasn't even met you. And she's trying

679
00:37:14.840 --> 00:37:18.119
<v Speaker 1>to talk and Mom continues and goes, the guy just

680
00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:22.760
<v Speaker 1>wants out of Turkey. It's ten giant red flags. Oh

681
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>my word in heaven. Laura, do you actually think this

682
00:37:25.760 --> 00:37:27.599
<v Speaker 1>could work out and be a lifelong commitment?

683
00:37:28.440 --> 00:37:29.480
<v Speaker 2>She goes yeah.

684
00:37:29.639 --> 00:37:33.639
<v Speaker 1>She goes, my god, honey, I disagree with this whole thing,

685
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I want to be happy for you, but I can't.

686
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.880
<v Speaker 2>It keeps me up at night. Don't sell yourself short, Laura,

687
00:37:39.000 --> 00:37:42.159
<v Speaker 2>don't settle. It sounds like you're the one telling her

688
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:44.480
<v Speaker 2>that she's not a catch, it's not worth it, and

689
00:37:44.760 --> 00:37:47.599
<v Speaker 2>he could never actually love you. He was like, what

690
00:37:47.719 --> 00:37:49.400
<v Speaker 2>does he see in you? Gross?

691
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:54.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Dad says nothing, driving driving, and then he goes,

692
00:37:54.320 --> 00:37:56.960
<v Speaker 1>you know, Laura, we're just pointing out our concerns and

693
00:37:57.039 --> 00:37:59.559
<v Speaker 1>hope you make the right decision. And Mom's like, shut up,

694
00:38:00.159 --> 00:38:04.159
<v Speaker 1>I felt you know, so talking to it. She goes, Wow,

695
00:38:04.519 --> 00:38:07.519
<v Speaker 1>I did not know my parents felt this strongly about it.

696
00:38:07.639 --> 00:38:11.800
<v Speaker 1>My mom unleashing on me is really messing with my head,

697
00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:15.280
<v Speaker 1>and yeah, there's an absolute possibility this will blow up

698
00:38:15.320 --> 00:38:18.280
<v Speaker 1>in my face. But life is a series of calculated

699
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:21.559
<v Speaker 1>risk and if I'm not willing to take a risk

700
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:24.920
<v Speaker 1>for love, then what am I willing to take a

701
00:38:25.000 --> 00:38:25.400
<v Speaker 1>risk for?

702
00:38:27.039 --> 00:38:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Girl? Get your head out of the book. Okay, I

703
00:38:30.920 --> 00:38:34.480
<v Speaker 2>agree with everything the mom was saying, but her delivery

704
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:38.880
<v Speaker 2>is terrible, terrible. It's going to make Laura want to

705
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:43.239
<v Speaker 2>prove her wrong. And also what damage has this woman

706
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.639
<v Speaker 2>done to Laura's self esteem over the years. Can you

707
00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:48.800
<v Speaker 2>imagine growing up with that mom? Yeah? I can.

708
00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Actually I told you when Dave and I were first engaged,

709
00:38:57.840 --> 00:39:00.559
<v Speaker 1>my mom said something to the extent of, well, Dave

710
00:39:00.639 --> 00:39:06.320
<v Speaker 1>just thinks may paint is so pretty. Yeah he does,

711
00:39:07.280 --> 00:39:10.239
<v Speaker 1>gonna get married. Yeah, I thinks I'm pretty. And it's shocking,

712
00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:16.480
<v Speaker 1>okaynothered moms guys. Okay, so they don't ever want you

713
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:19.760
<v Speaker 1>to get a big head, so tears.

714
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:22.719
<v Speaker 2>My mom was like you. She called me dearest Darling

715
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:28.760
<v Speaker 2>Dumpling donut from Heaven. Oh that's so sweet. Yeah, so

716
00:39:28.880 --> 00:39:32.679
<v Speaker 2>everything I did absolutely perfect. Oh I love that. I

717
00:39:32.760 --> 00:39:35.519
<v Speaker 2>love that. But then that gives me a different problem. No,

718
00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Wight is good enough for me because I'm perfect. I'm

719
00:39:38.840 --> 00:39:41.400
<v Speaker 2>dearis Darling dumpling angel from Heaven. M h.

720
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:46.079
<v Speaker 1>Heather McDonald talks about that how much her parents, her

721
00:39:46.079 --> 00:39:47.880
<v Speaker 1>mom just they just pumped her up all the time,

722
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:49.360
<v Speaker 1>told her she could do anything, and she was the

723
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:51.360
<v Speaker 1>most beautiful and the funniest and the da da da da.

724
00:39:51.639 --> 00:39:53.000
<v Speaker 2>And she's like, yeah, I don't think that's good.

725
00:39:53.039 --> 00:39:57.159
<v Speaker 1>I think I grew up like way over confident. Yeah me,

726
00:39:57.400 --> 00:40:00.760
<v Speaker 1>I have no self deceive confidence. So I'm starting from

727
00:40:00.800 --> 00:40:02.679
<v Speaker 1>the bottom. So I get any kind of compliment, I'm like,

728
00:40:02.760 --> 00:40:09.159
<v Speaker 1>look at me, I'm winning. Okay, So thirteen hours of travel,

729
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:12.239
<v Speaker 1>she says, you know, I feel the need to decompress

730
00:40:12.360 --> 00:40:17.119
<v Speaker 1>with a good smutty book with some good banging. So

731
00:40:17.159 --> 00:40:19.199
<v Speaker 1>we see her in the airport settling in with the

732
00:40:19.239 --> 00:40:20.719
<v Speaker 1>smutty book. I'm like, gosh, she gonna go like a

733
00:40:20.800 --> 00:40:22.599
<v Speaker 1>rube one out in the bathroom, like what are we doing?

734
00:40:22.719 --> 00:40:24.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh good, Mary, I'm sorry.

735
00:40:24.559 --> 00:40:25.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

736
00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:27.000
<v Speaker 2>That was terrible. She god to take that out. That

737
00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:30.840
<v Speaker 2>was terrible. Oh my god. No, same thing. It's like

738
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:33.239
<v Speaker 2>when people are watching a movie on the plane that

739
00:40:33.280 --> 00:40:37.199
<v Speaker 2>has a sex scene. God forbid. Like I started to

740
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:41.559
<v Speaker 2>watch Sinners and it was like, oh my god, they

741
00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:44.639
<v Speaker 2>started having sex early on. I was like, no, I

742
00:40:44.639 --> 00:40:47.519
<v Speaker 2>can't watch this movie. I thought it was about vampires.

743
00:40:48.320 --> 00:40:50.880
<v Speaker 2>It was not vampires. So vampires saw a lot of

744
00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:51.320
<v Speaker 2>sex too.

745
00:40:51.960 --> 00:40:55.000
<v Speaker 1>So she's reading your smuddy book now. Upon watching this

746
00:40:55.079 --> 00:40:57.320
<v Speaker 1>the second time, I realized what they did here, because

747
00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:00.719
<v Speaker 1>they then switch over to beer can in Turkey. Who's

748
00:41:00.760 --> 00:41:06.519
<v Speaker 1>reading Nietzsche. Yeah, I've never read Nietzsche. I did major

749
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:08.960
<v Speaker 1>in English but wasn't required, so we didn't read it.

750
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know Nietsche or n I kind of want

751
00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:19.800
<v Speaker 2>to say it like Nietzsche like sachete, okay, how to

752
00:41:21.239 --> 00:41:23.159
<v Speaker 2>and I think it's nietzschee.

753
00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:26.920
<v Speaker 1>Neat the way you said that neat see see, I

754
00:41:26.920 --> 00:41:29.360
<v Speaker 1>don't know how to Nietzsche.

755
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:36.760
<v Speaker 2>Nietzsche is the one that's very hard to pronounce because

756
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:38.199
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't look anything like that.

757
00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:44.119
<v Speaker 1>Rick, I just did a Google thing where that told

758
00:41:44.159 --> 00:41:46.760
<v Speaker 1>me how to pronounce it Nietzsche. Okay, so we're both

759
00:41:46.800 --> 00:41:47.320
<v Speaker 1>saying it wrong.

760
00:41:47.880 --> 00:41:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right.

761
00:41:49.000 --> 00:41:53.840
<v Speaker 1>So Burkan is reading Nietzsche. He says, it's just funny

762
00:41:53.840 --> 00:41:55.760
<v Speaker 1>because I didn't catch up the first time around of

763
00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:59.039
<v Speaker 1>the juxtaposition of her reading Smut in him reading Nie.

764
00:41:59.400 --> 00:42:03.159
<v Speaker 1>So he says, sitting on a park bench, looking longingly

765
00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:05.480
<v Speaker 1>at his book and looking out into the sea, and

766
00:42:05.519 --> 00:42:09.840
<v Speaker 1>he says, Nietzsche enlightens the people around him, but he

767
00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:14.000
<v Speaker 1>was in the darkness himself. You know, I'm very into

768
00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:17.920
<v Speaker 1>philosophy because life is deep, but we're only living on

769
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:22.360
<v Speaker 1>the surface, and I'm trying to learn lives I've never lived.

770
00:42:23.719 --> 00:42:26.760
<v Speaker 1>I discovered Nietzsche in a dark time. I was a

771
00:42:26.760 --> 00:42:30.239
<v Speaker 1>professional footballer. I had an acl knee injury that took

772
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:32.679
<v Speaker 1>me out. I still play for fun, but I can't

773
00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:35.840
<v Speaker 1>play anymore. So when he says I'm trying to learn

774
00:42:35.960 --> 00:42:39.159
<v Speaker 1>lives I've never lived. Does that mean I'm trying to

775
00:42:39.320 --> 00:42:41.400
<v Speaker 1>come to the United States that live like an American,

776
00:42:41.960 --> 00:42:45.880
<v Speaker 1>Or he's trying to read books about other cultures, or

777
00:42:45.920 --> 00:42:48.760
<v Speaker 1>he's trying to sound deep reincarnate himself.

778
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:53.440
<v Speaker 2>I think it's the See he is trying to sound deep,

779
00:42:54.760 --> 00:42:59.559
<v Speaker 2>very much like Oh Sama, who would talk about painting

780
00:42:59.639 --> 00:43:03.119
<v Speaker 2>and how it meant something and how Debbie was like

781
00:43:03.239 --> 00:43:06.920
<v Speaker 2>and he would write poems about her, remember yes, and

782
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:11.639
<v Speaker 2>then but also I'm getting touches of Vanya's guy who

783
00:43:11.800 --> 00:43:14.800
<v Speaker 2>was a professional athlete, but then it turned out he

784
00:43:14.840 --> 00:43:18.760
<v Speaker 2>played in the park in like a retur Yeah, yeah,

785
00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:20.440
<v Speaker 2>so who knows.

786
00:43:23.440 --> 00:43:27.320
<v Speaker 1>Ostard decided to mark Yeah, okay, all right, I'll talk

787
00:43:27.440 --> 00:43:32.280
<v Speaker 1>so Berkan tells us he's been rebuilding his life and

788
00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:38.599
<v Speaker 1>what's helping the most is Laura. Meeting Laura on Snapchat

789
00:43:38.920 --> 00:43:43.199
<v Speaker 1>was destiny. She was so supportive of him and so

790
00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:49.079
<v Speaker 1>optimistic and made him believe dreaming is okay. He was

791
00:43:49.119 --> 00:43:51.800
<v Speaker 1>in the darkness like Nietzsche, but he could see the

792
00:43:51.840 --> 00:43:53.119
<v Speaker 1>sun and.

793
00:43:53.199 --> 00:43:54.280
<v Speaker 2>He told her he loved her.

794
00:43:54.320 --> 00:43:57.440
<v Speaker 1>After three or four weeks, he's excited to see her

795
00:43:57.719 --> 00:43:59.440
<v Speaker 1>and nauseous. I had to rewind.

796
00:43:59.480 --> 00:44:02.559
<v Speaker 2>Did he say no. He said nauseous.

797
00:44:03.280 --> 00:44:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I was like, oh, nervous, No, nauseous, He's nauseous.

798
00:44:07.079 --> 00:44:10.119
<v Speaker 2>Fair love story also makes me nauch for.

799
00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:14.000
<v Speaker 1>A different and he wants to move thanks to the

800
00:44:14.039 --> 00:44:20.360
<v Speaker 1>next level and maybe propose. So he meets his friend

801
00:44:20.800 --> 00:44:24.800
<v Speaker 1>Mimo looks like Memo, but his Mimo and Tukuba. I'm

802
00:44:24.880 --> 00:44:27.400
<v Speaker 1>sure I'm gonna call him Mimo and Tugba, but it's

803
00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:31.679
<v Speaker 1>completely wrong. Yeah, Memo and Tagua are his friends, and

804
00:44:31.719 --> 00:44:34.039
<v Speaker 1>he these are his friends where he lives because he's

805
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:37.400
<v Speaker 1>not close with his family at all. Red Flag and

806
00:44:37.920 --> 00:44:39.599
<v Speaker 1>they're playing some kind of game. I was like, is

807
00:44:39.639 --> 00:44:40.880
<v Speaker 1>it Majong? Is it Checkers?

808
00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Is it chess? What are they playing?

809
00:44:42.159 --> 00:44:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Unclear? They're playing a game and Memo the guy says, hey,

810
00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:50.960
<v Speaker 1>you know you've been dating this girl, but we've never

811
00:44:51.039 --> 00:44:51.679
<v Speaker 1>seen a picture.

812
00:44:52.320 --> 00:44:56.320
<v Speaker 2>Bullshit set up or plot. So he shows a photo

813
00:44:56.599 --> 00:44:59.719
<v Speaker 2>of Laura and he goes, wow, hell.

814
00:45:00.039 --> 00:45:04.480
<v Speaker 1>Everybody, so Rebecca and z Ed if I've had Kathy Hilton,

815
00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:08.360
<v Speaker 1>wipe your face off picture. He says how old is she?

816
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:13.599
<v Speaker 1>And beer Can says forty five, and he goes, whoa

817
00:45:14.000 --> 00:45:17.960
<v Speaker 1>forty five when you're forty five? She'll be sixty five, Like,

818
00:45:18.159 --> 00:45:20.679
<v Speaker 1>is that going to be a problem? Like whoa, oh

819
00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:22.800
<v Speaker 1>my god AARs.

820
00:45:22.239 --> 00:45:25.239
<v Speaker 2>He put it in perspective though.

821
00:45:25.280 --> 00:45:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, when you do twenty years, you think, oh, twenty

822
00:45:29.239 --> 00:45:31.280
<v Speaker 1>five and forty five maybe not that big of a deal.

823
00:45:31.639 --> 00:45:33.920
<v Speaker 1>But how about eighty five and one hundred and five?

824
00:45:34.159 --> 00:45:35.159
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know what I mean.

825
00:45:35.480 --> 00:45:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, that seems like less of a deal than because

826
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:41.920
<v Speaker 2>some people at the retirement community, it's like, are you

827
00:45:42.039 --> 00:45:46.119
<v Speaker 2>eighty are you one hundred and two? Right? Impossible to tell,

828
00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:50.719
<v Speaker 2>but sixty five and forty five that's a big difference.

829
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:53.159
<v Speaker 1>Sixty five and eighty five is a big difference. But

830
00:45:53.199 --> 00:45:54.840
<v Speaker 1>that's four that's no, that's two years.

831
00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:55.360
<v Speaker 2>God, I can't do.

832
00:45:55.480 --> 00:45:58.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, twenty years, yeah, imagine somebody sixty five.

833
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:02.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's somebody eighty five. But I would say the

834
00:46:02.960 --> 00:46:06.400
<v Speaker 2>biggest is twenty five and forty five because it's completely

835
00:46:06.440 --> 00:46:12.280
<v Speaker 2>different life stages, frontal lobes, just developing. You just have

836
00:46:12.320 --> 00:46:14.440
<v Speaker 2>no idea what you're doing with your life, and forty

837
00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:17.079
<v Speaker 2>five is like you already know if you're having kids

838
00:46:17.159 --> 00:46:19.840
<v Speaker 2>or not generally, and you're.

839
00:46:19.760 --> 00:46:22.000
<v Speaker 1>What if you're a deep try if you're a deep thinker,

840
00:46:22.039 --> 00:46:23.280
<v Speaker 1>like Nietzsche. It doesn't matter.

841
00:46:23.400 --> 00:46:23.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

842
00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:28.360
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't matter. So he says, it is talking head.

843
00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:33.840
<v Speaker 1>She is old, but it is okay. I have dated

844
00:46:33.960 --> 00:46:39.119
<v Speaker 1>older woman before older woman. They understand they are not childish.

845
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:42.079
<v Speaker 1>And she looks good for her age. We see another

846
00:46:43.079 --> 00:46:46.239
<v Speaker 1>airbrushed photo. Now, yeah, she does look good for her age,

847
00:46:46.239 --> 00:46:47.920
<v Speaker 1>and I think she doesn't look forty five. I think

848
00:46:47.920 --> 00:46:52.000
<v Speaker 1>her face looks super young. I agree with them. So

849
00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:55.440
<v Speaker 1>the friends go, so what have you told her about

850
00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:59.320
<v Speaker 1>your life? And he goes, well, I've told her things,

851
00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:02.800
<v Speaker 1>but not everything, because this is ninety day fiance, by

852
00:47:02.840 --> 00:47:05.599
<v Speaker 1>the way, and you have to hold something back. And

853
00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:10.559
<v Speaker 1>the friend Tesba says, you haven't told her the things

854
00:47:10.559 --> 00:47:12.159
<v Speaker 1>that would bother her.

855
00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Everything, He goes, Look, here's the deal.

856
00:47:16.400 --> 00:47:19.400
<v Speaker 1>When my football career was over, when I tore my ACL,

857
00:47:19.599 --> 00:47:23.519
<v Speaker 1>I opened up some businesses that failed, and since then

858
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:25.519
<v Speaker 1>I haven't been able to find a job. And she

859
00:47:25.599 --> 00:47:28.360
<v Speaker 1>knows I've had some troubles, but she doesn't know how much.

860
00:47:28.440 --> 00:47:31.320
<v Speaker 1>And the bottom line is, I don't trust this Michael

861
00:47:31.360 --> 00:47:35.519
<v Speaker 1>guy because they're just friends. I don't buy that. And

862
00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:38.400
<v Speaker 1>she doesn't cut Michael out. The relationship won't work. Okay,

863
00:47:38.440 --> 00:47:41.920
<v Speaker 1>let's roll it back to you had some businesses that failed,

864
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:43.960
<v Speaker 1>and she knows your troubles but not as much. This

865
00:47:44.119 --> 00:47:46.159
<v Speaker 1>means he's got like one hundred thousand dollars a debt

866
00:47:46.239 --> 00:47:46.599
<v Speaker 1>or something.

867
00:47:46.719 --> 00:47:49.559
<v Speaker 2>Right, Seriously, it has to be something. The mob is

868
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:52.159
<v Speaker 2>after him because he borrowed money from the wrong people.

869
00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's something bad.

870
00:47:54.679 --> 00:47:58.719
<v Speaker 2>So Also he has a girlfriend who's right there, so

871
00:47:59.519 --> 00:48:02.599
<v Speaker 2>is actual with that guy? This other guy? Are they

872
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:03.079
<v Speaker 2>a couple?

873
00:48:03.519 --> 00:48:05.880
<v Speaker 1>When I watched it the second time, I made sure

874
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:07.840
<v Speaker 1>to really watch the screen to make sure it didn't

875
00:48:07.880 --> 00:48:16.840
<v Speaker 1>say Memo and tug By his girlfriend, Memo, tug B's boyfriend, partner. Nothing.

876
00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:18.639
<v Speaker 1>They just seem to be now. And also they seem

877
00:48:18.760 --> 00:48:22.639
<v Speaker 1>very old. They seem like double ears, tattoos, they seem

878
00:48:22.760 --> 00:48:28.039
<v Speaker 1>very with it, you know. Yeah, definitely not typical Muslims

879
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:29.719
<v Speaker 1>that you would see in Turkey. On this show.

880
00:48:29.800 --> 00:48:33.480
<v Speaker 2>He seems to be progressive. So yeah, I'm just really impressed.

881
00:48:33.519 --> 00:48:35.519
<v Speaker 2>You haven't talked about something.

882
00:48:36.199 --> 00:48:41.360
<v Speaker 1>His teeth, teeth, he upsetting.

883
00:48:43.079 --> 00:48:45.880
<v Speaker 2>I was like, Mary Pain, that's real growth. I was

884
00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:49.639
<v Speaker 2>proud of you. No, again, it's hard to bring it up.

885
00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:52.280
<v Speaker 1>It's not something's embraces can't fix, you know. And I'm

886
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:54.039
<v Speaker 1>giving him a bis a line because we need full

887
00:48:54.079 --> 00:49:01.480
<v Speaker 1>braces in this situation. But all the teeth are there.

888
00:49:01.239 --> 00:49:04.039
<v Speaker 1>They're stacked on top of each other, but they're all there.

889
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:09.760
<v Speaker 1>They're all there, unlike Osama who is missing so many Yes.

890
00:49:09.880 --> 00:49:11.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah.

891
00:49:11.960 --> 00:49:15.159
<v Speaker 1>So he is telling Memo and talk about He says,

892
00:49:16.119 --> 00:49:18.880
<v Speaker 1>she has a male friend named Michael, and I don't

893
00:49:18.920 --> 00:49:21.360
<v Speaker 1>like that and sometimes she even compares me to him.

894
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:24.559
<v Speaker 1>It's unacceptable that she has this male friend and she

895
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:26.920
<v Speaker 1>needs to end the friendship. Now here's what the camera

896
00:49:27.400 --> 00:49:31.239
<v Speaker 1>lnkers over on Tukba, like, we do understand. This is

897
00:49:31.280 --> 00:49:33.760
<v Speaker 1>a woman that you're out in the park with, playing

898
00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:36.519
<v Speaker 1>a game with who is obviously your friend, who is

899
00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:38.800
<v Speaker 1>a friend with two men, and you're all sitting and

900
00:49:38.840 --> 00:49:42.719
<v Speaker 1>it can be done. But he doesn't get the irony.

901
00:49:42.840 --> 00:49:44.679
<v Speaker 1>But I think Tukba does because she looks at him

902
00:49:44.719 --> 00:49:47.320
<v Speaker 1>and goes, well, if you say she can't be friends

903
00:49:47.320 --> 00:49:51.079
<v Speaker 1>with him, she might not like that. And Memo says, yeah,

904
00:49:51.119 --> 00:49:52.880
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna need to see it from her perspective.

905
00:49:52.960 --> 00:49:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Again, very progressive.

906
00:49:55.400 --> 00:49:58.079
<v Speaker 1>You need to see it from her perspective, and he goes, look,

907
00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:00.639
<v Speaker 1>just like I don't want to be ConTroll I don't

908
00:50:00.639 --> 00:50:03.880
<v Speaker 1>want to control her, and she knows this. But I

909
00:50:03.880 --> 00:50:07.480
<v Speaker 1>don't trust this guy, Michael. And that's a good point.

910
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:10.800
<v Speaker 1>He could trust her, but doesn't trust what Michael's intentions are.

911
00:50:11.559 --> 00:50:14.320
<v Speaker 2>But again, it takes two to tango. And if she's

912
00:50:14.360 --> 00:50:18.239
<v Speaker 2>not interested in Michael, Michael can have dirty thoughts all

913
00:50:18.280 --> 00:50:21.159
<v Speaker 2>he wants, but it doesn't mean anything's going to happen

914
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:24.519
<v Speaker 2>if she doesn't want it to happen. But she does,

915
00:50:25.559 --> 00:50:29.039
<v Speaker 2>but she does does, Yeah, but she does.

916
00:50:29.960 --> 00:50:32.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's move on to Forrest and she not.

917
00:50:35.840 --> 00:50:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Much tears and sweat, just tears and sweat.

918
00:50:39.280 --> 00:50:40.920
<v Speaker 1>Next week, more sweaty, more tears.

919
00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:44.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I can't wait. I love it so because I

920
00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:48.199
<v Speaker 2>felt clean, because like I had showered, so I felt

921
00:50:48.360 --> 00:50:50.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't care. I can watch them be sweaty.

922
00:50:50.159 --> 00:50:53.559
<v Speaker 1>Because I don't want to go to the Philippines. Everybody

923
00:50:53.559 --> 00:50:54.400
<v Speaker 1>seems so sweaty.

924
00:50:54.840 --> 00:50:57.599
<v Speaker 2>They just seem really sweaty, I mean, and then they

925
00:50:57.639 --> 00:51:00.719
<v Speaker 2>always go get soup or something like h Foods on

926
00:51:00.800 --> 00:51:04.679
<v Speaker 2>the first day when they're just dripping sweat. So he's

927
00:51:04.800 --> 00:51:09.360
<v Speaker 2>really enjoying some sort of shrimp dumpling on the plane

928
00:51:10.320 --> 00:51:13.960
<v Speaker 2>and something white that looks like chowder, and he's talking

929
00:51:14.000 --> 00:51:17.079
<v Speaker 2>about how great the airline food is. I was like, Okay,

930
00:51:17.800 --> 00:51:19.199
<v Speaker 2>we know he's.

931
00:51:19.039 --> 00:51:20.800
<v Speaker 1>Been on an airplane before because he went.

932
00:51:21.599 --> 00:51:23.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah to Indonesia.

933
00:51:23.960 --> 00:51:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Damn, this guy's barely left Orgon. He's been to Indonesia.

934
00:51:27.320 --> 00:51:30.559
<v Speaker 1>Now he's going to the Philippines. Like, yeah, try try

935
00:51:30.599 --> 00:51:33.239
<v Speaker 1>a local state, Try California, I mean, like not.

936
00:51:33.320 --> 00:51:38.039
<v Speaker 2>They're so meanwhile, Sheena is nervous. She's rented a bigger

937
00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:41.880
<v Speaker 2>apartment that she's that's the second two Shrimps on a Plane.

938
00:51:42.360 --> 00:51:45.800
<v Speaker 2>It's really that's a lot of shrimp for one episode.

939
00:51:47.519 --> 00:51:50.159
<v Speaker 1>That's the name of my memoir, Two Shrimps on a Plane.

940
00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:53.599
<v Speaker 2>Two Shrimps on a Plane, this sequel to Snake's on

941
00:51:53.639 --> 00:51:59.119
<v Speaker 2>a Plane. So meanwhile, so Shina is nervous. She's rented

942
00:51:59.119 --> 00:52:04.480
<v Speaker 2>a bigger apartment for them all to stay together. Okay,

943
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:06.760
<v Speaker 2>I thought, but I know they wanted to bang it

944
00:52:06.800 --> 00:52:07.800
<v Speaker 2>out for the first time.

945
00:52:08.079 --> 00:52:11.320
<v Speaker 1>Well, those walls aren't. Then that's what they're got.

946
00:52:12.119 --> 00:52:14.360
<v Speaker 2>So and then dev and Mollie are gonna be going

947
00:52:14.360 --> 00:52:17.519
<v Speaker 2>at it in one room. Oh god, so too much.

948
00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:22.440
<v Speaker 2>She's bringing jackfruit so they can taste it. It was

949
00:52:22.599 --> 00:52:28.920
<v Speaker 2>huge that Jack. It was was Durian because that's the

950
00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:34.360
<v Speaker 2>one that smells like ass. So she is nervous, like

951
00:52:34.440 --> 00:52:36.480
<v Speaker 2>when I see him, should I kiss him? I don't.

952
00:52:36.559 --> 00:52:38.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if Molly's gonna like me. She's just

953
00:52:39.239 --> 00:52:43.239
<v Speaker 2>all nerves. Forrest is getting emotional. As they're landing. They

954
00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:46.280
<v Speaker 2>head off the plane after traveling for thirty hours but

955
00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:49.920
<v Speaker 2>three flights, Mollie cannot find her passport I needed to

956
00:52:49.920 --> 00:52:54.159
<v Speaker 2>get through immigration. Dev poor Dev is freaking out and

957
00:52:54.519 --> 00:52:56.880
<v Speaker 2>he lost his pathport. He lost his passport.

958
00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:00.719
<v Speaker 1>He lost remember, but these people can be in charge

959
00:53:00.719 --> 00:53:01.559
<v Speaker 1>of anything they need.

960
00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:05.599
<v Speaker 2>Forest. It should have been like the dad or mom

961
00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:07.960
<v Speaker 2>of the group. It should have been like, I'm gonna

962
00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:12.599
<v Speaker 2>collect everyone's passports. I'll give them to you when it's ready. Yes, absolutely, yes,

963
00:53:13.320 --> 00:53:16.679
<v Speaker 2>So thank god it's just on the plane. The passport

964
00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:18.679
<v Speaker 2>is there. Because I didn't know what was going to happen.

965
00:53:19.000 --> 00:53:21.239
<v Speaker 2>They have to go to the embassy do They get

966
00:53:21.280 --> 00:53:25.039
<v Speaker 2>taken into a scary room and it's like who knows.

967
00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:29.119
<v Speaker 2>So Forrest is saying we're all good, we found it,

968
00:53:29.159 --> 00:53:34.159
<v Speaker 2>and Molly is mumbling, shut up, shut up. I was like, wow, Molly,

969
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.599
<v Speaker 2>all the happiness and excitement over the wheels taken off

970
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:42.119
<v Speaker 2>the tarmac, just gone. Yeah. Yeah, these people are tired. Yes, yeah.

971
00:53:42.199 --> 00:53:45.599
<v Speaker 2>So she's also getting worked up about seeing Sheena for

972
00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:48.920
<v Speaker 2>the first time because she hates this woman but also

973
00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:53.159
<v Speaker 2>loves this woman. It's very confusing. So Forest is.

974
00:53:53.159 --> 00:53:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Mary kim Plath Olivia Plath when you say.

975
00:53:55.800 --> 00:54:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Yes, definitely. She thinks Sheina is a demon because of

976
00:54:00.440 --> 00:54:04.840
<v Speaker 2>the chichay she is is. So Forrest goes to a

977
00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:08.280
<v Speaker 2>do a darcy freshen up in the airport. Good for him.

978
00:54:08.840 --> 00:54:12.039
<v Speaker 2>You could charge thirty dollars for a shower in an

979
00:54:12.119 --> 00:54:13.960
<v Speaker 2>airport and I bet people would pay.

980
00:54:14.639 --> 00:54:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and you just have the shpoo, everything towels, everything

981
00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:19.360
<v Speaker 1>right there, like at a gym, and just going and

982
00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:22.519
<v Speaker 1>everything's there just to get the fuck off you.

983
00:54:22.599 --> 00:54:25.159
<v Speaker 2>I think some of the lounges have them, but they

984
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:29.519
<v Speaker 2>don't have it for everybody. You can hear drive yourself relations. Yeah.

985
00:54:29.719 --> 00:54:33.159
<v Speaker 2>So Mollie starts fixing his hair and she's like, don't

986
00:54:33.199 --> 00:54:37.039
<v Speaker 2>be nervous, you've got this. Go Forrest. Go. I wonder

987
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:39.760
<v Speaker 2>if Chambers this run Forest run. I'm sure she does.

988
00:54:39.960 --> 00:54:43.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure she does. So she sees Forrest come out

989
00:54:43.559 --> 00:54:49.800
<v Speaker 2>she starts sobbing, and he starts crying. Molly and dev

990
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:53.760
<v Speaker 2>are crying watching, and he says, our journey is just beginning.

991
00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:57.440
<v Speaker 2>And she wipes his face and calls him Papa Bear

992
00:54:57.760 --> 00:55:00.360
<v Speaker 2>and says that he's the best snuggle bear. They have

993
00:55:00.440 --> 00:55:03.440
<v Speaker 2>those stuffed animals that they don't need any They're gonna

994
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:08.440
<v Speaker 2>burn those stuffed animals now they're together. Honey bear, honey,

995
00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:12.239
<v Speaker 2>lots of bears, lots of bears. I'm waiting for pooh bear.

996
00:55:12.920 --> 00:55:18.320
<v Speaker 2>So he asks Sina, may I kiss you? And she

997
00:55:18.559 --> 00:55:22.760
<v Speaker 2>says yes, and they kiss. It's cute and awkward, like

998
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:28.400
<v Speaker 2>a good first kisses, and literally hurt his first kiss,

999
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:34.320
<v Speaker 2>and he says it was ecstatic and she smells so good,

1000
00:55:34.400 --> 00:55:36.840
<v Speaker 2>and she says, oh, I got fruit flavored perfume that

1001
00:55:36.880 --> 00:55:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping you'd like. Well, as long as it's

1002
00:55:39.360 --> 00:55:43.239
<v Speaker 2>not dirry, and I'm sure it's fine, so he says.

1003
00:55:43.559 --> 00:55:47.840
<v Speaker 2>And mom and Dad are here, and then Mollie is

1004
00:55:47.920 --> 00:55:52.480
<v Speaker 2>like tentatively walking up, and Sina is like tentatively walking up,

1005
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:55.840
<v Speaker 2>and then Sina says, hi, Mollie, and then the two

1006
00:55:55.880 --> 00:56:01.719
<v Speaker 2>of them just start bawling and hugging each other like embracing,

1007
00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:09.119
<v Speaker 2>and Sina says, I'm sorry, Molly. And then it was inaudible, inaudible, inaudible, inaudible,

1008
00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:13.400
<v Speaker 2>because they're just She's just buried in Molly's arm, just

1009
00:56:13.480 --> 00:56:18.639
<v Speaker 2>like apologizing and crying, and Molly is stroking her hair,

1010
00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:23.559
<v Speaker 2>and then Dev, who never speaks, is just silently crying,

1011
00:56:23.719 --> 00:56:29.239
<v Speaker 2>wipes the one tier away and she's like, it's too

1012
00:56:29.280 --> 00:56:32.880
<v Speaker 2>hot to be crying Forrest, and Forrest is like I'm

1013
00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:36.400
<v Speaker 2>struggling with that too, and they're both crying, and then

1014
00:56:37.400 --> 00:56:42.000
<v Speaker 2>Dev comes over and hugs Sheena and says, you're all right, Shina.

1015
00:56:43.639 --> 00:56:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Just big group hug. It was like sweating and hugging,

1016
00:56:47.400 --> 00:56:51.800
<v Speaker 2>and Dev says, I never cry, but it felt good.

1017
00:56:51.880 --> 00:56:55.000
<v Speaker 2>And Sheena is sobbing and saying I'm sorry, Molly. I

1018
00:56:55.119 --> 00:56:59.199
<v Speaker 2>humbly apologize for everything. And Molly says, well, thank you,

1019
00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:02.599
<v Speaker 2>but let's make it's a positive day. We're all together now,

1020
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:04.920
<v Speaker 2>and then they all four hug and she is like,

1021
00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:08.239
<v Speaker 2>we're a family now, unlike my parents who steal from me.

1022
00:57:09.280 --> 00:57:12.840
<v Speaker 2>You're a better family. And they're all just crying and

1023
00:57:12.960 --> 00:57:15.599
<v Speaker 2>dripping sweat and tears on each other. It's just a

1024
00:57:15.599 --> 00:57:19.840
<v Speaker 2>puddle on the floor, and Molly says it was overwhelming,

1025
00:57:20.159 --> 00:57:23.119
<v Speaker 2>and even though she apologized, there are things that we

1026
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:24.400
<v Speaker 2>have to discuss.

1027
00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:28.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was nice though, for that five sweaty minutes

1028
00:57:28.800 --> 00:57:29.840
<v Speaker 1>in the airport.

1029
00:57:29.760 --> 00:57:33.000
<v Speaker 2>I was very invested. I rewound several times because I

1030
00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:37.159
<v Speaker 2>was like, oh my god, because there was like motherly

1031
00:57:37.280 --> 00:57:40.320
<v Speaker 2>feelings there and she wanted Sheena to be her daughter

1032
00:57:40.360 --> 00:57:42.920
<v Speaker 2>in law and was happy to see her son happy

1033
00:57:42.920 --> 00:57:47.280
<v Speaker 2>for it's been seven years. But she's been betrayed so

1034
00:57:47.360 --> 00:57:49.960
<v Speaker 2>many times too, So I know.

1035
00:57:52.719 --> 00:57:55.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So we're gonna move on to our new train wreck,

1036
00:57:55.679 --> 00:57:56.760
<v Speaker 1>and that's Lisa.

1037
00:57:57.760 --> 00:57:58.119
<v Speaker 2>Lisa.

1038
00:57:59.199 --> 00:58:00.960
<v Speaker 1>Pull it together on what the fuck you're doing with

1039
00:58:01.000 --> 00:58:02.880
<v Speaker 1>your life, Lisa. But I'm not here for you. You

1040
00:58:02.920 --> 00:58:07.599
<v Speaker 1>are dumb. Daniel does not like you. I am very

1041
00:58:07.639 --> 00:58:08.480
<v Speaker 1>angry about this.

1042
00:58:09.159 --> 00:58:12.400
<v Speaker 2>I am so this is if d Lulu were a

1043
00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:17.480
<v Speaker 2>person and just fine ruin your own life. But you're

1044
00:58:17.480 --> 00:58:20.639
<v Speaker 2>taking your daughter down with you, Oh my gosh, and

1045
00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:23.719
<v Speaker 2>your friend. You're taking your friend's money with you.

1046
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:28.800
<v Speaker 1>And speaking of teeth, I didn't even notice. Yeah, she

1047
00:58:28.800 --> 00:58:31.119
<v Speaker 1>she had a few missing. She can't pay for him

1048
00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:35.079
<v Speaker 1>because because Lisa keeps taking all her money exactly Okay,

1049
00:58:35.480 --> 00:58:38.519
<v Speaker 1>So they live in King of Lisa lives in King

1050
00:58:38.599 --> 00:58:40.920
<v Speaker 1>of Prussia, Pennsylvania.

1051
00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:47.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I have why is the name that there was a.

1052
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:48.559
<v Speaker 1>Sign at the beginning that told us, but I did

1053
00:58:48.599 --> 00:58:50.880
<v Speaker 1>not pay attention. King of Prussia named after Da Da

1054
00:58:50.920 --> 00:58:52.280
<v Speaker 1>It's said at the beginning, it's big.

1055
00:58:52.480 --> 00:58:52.679
<v Speaker 2>I know.

1056
00:58:53.519 --> 00:58:58.559
<v Speaker 1>I was like, huh huh. And Daniel aged thirty nine

1057
00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:03.199
<v Speaker 1>from Nigeria. So I also have a theory Daniel's probably

1058
00:59:03.199 --> 00:59:05.159
<v Speaker 1>like twenty six and just saying he's thirty nine to

1059
00:59:05.199 --> 00:59:09.880
<v Speaker 1>be more attractive to Lisa. Yeah, so she's going with

1060
00:59:09.920 --> 00:59:13.599
<v Speaker 1>her daughter Faith to pick out condoms, and you know,

1061
00:59:13.800 --> 00:59:16.719
<v Speaker 1>we do the whole thing about the wigs. We find

1062
00:59:16.719 --> 00:59:19.719
<v Speaker 1>out she wears wigs, she takes it off.

1063
00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:23.039
<v Speaker 2>Her short hair was cute. It was so much cuter

1064
00:59:23.519 --> 00:59:24.599
<v Speaker 2>than that long hair.

1065
00:59:25.280 --> 00:59:27.800
<v Speaker 1>It's the problem with the wig is the week that

1066
00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:29.880
<v Speaker 1>in my opinion, didn't look so bad. I'd have to

1067
00:59:29.880 --> 00:59:32.199
<v Speaker 1>get Keisha's opinion, of course, but it was the banks

1068
00:59:32.199 --> 00:59:33.719
<v Speaker 1>straight across that were so strange.

1069
00:59:34.159 --> 00:59:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not a flattering cut for her. With the bangs,

1070
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:40.800
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't. Bangs are good if you have a certain

1071
00:59:40.880 --> 00:59:44.400
<v Speaker 2>kind of face. She doesn't have that kind of face.

1072
00:59:44.480 --> 00:59:46.039
<v Speaker 1>I hope I have that kind of face because I

1073
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:49.400
<v Speaker 1>have bangs.

1074
00:59:47.880 --> 00:59:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so plus you have swoopy bangs and not straight across.

1075
00:59:52.360 --> 00:59:56.320
<v Speaker 2>So even if bans are a choice, yeah, their choice

1076
00:59:56.360 --> 00:59:57.480
<v Speaker 2>and a difficult one.

1077
00:59:58.920 --> 01:00:02.239
<v Speaker 1>This dog wants your attention so bad. He was crawling

1078
01:00:02.239 --> 01:00:03.960
<v Speaker 1>bind you. He was sitting you could I don't know

1079
01:00:03.960 --> 01:00:05.519
<v Speaker 1>if you could see. He was just sitting staring at you,

1080
01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:06.960
<v Speaker 1>trying to stare at you long enough so you would

1081
01:00:06.960 --> 01:00:09.119
<v Speaker 1>turn around and go, what are you staring at me?

1082
01:00:09.719 --> 01:00:10.840
<v Speaker 1>But now he's just crawling on you.

1083
01:00:10.920 --> 01:00:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

1084
01:00:12.760 --> 01:00:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Your note here, because you wrote the beginning of these notes,

1085
01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:17.480
<v Speaker 1>is she has a strange buy you accent? Do we

1086
01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:20.199
<v Speaker 1>think at one point maybe she lived in Louisiana?

1087
01:00:20.719 --> 01:00:23.679
<v Speaker 2>I do, And that was something that was discussed from

1088
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:27.119
<v Speaker 2>Amy Archer in that thread where everyone was trying to

1089
01:00:27.119 --> 01:00:29.679
<v Speaker 2>figure out her accent, and we had not watched the episode.

1090
01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:33.320
<v Speaker 2>You and I we were very confused, and I think

1091
01:00:33.440 --> 01:00:37.519
<v Speaker 2>Matt and Jake were asking Pennsylvania gals, is this a

1092
01:00:37.559 --> 01:00:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Pennsylvania accent? It couldn't be. And then someone said, but

1093
01:00:42.519 --> 01:00:45.480
<v Speaker 2>you know why because Amy Archer's in love with Gipsy

1094
01:00:45.599 --> 01:00:51.519
<v Speaker 2>Rose's dad. What's at Blanchard? Whatever his name is Rodney

1095
01:00:52.039 --> 01:00:58.480
<v Speaker 2>Rick and I sensed that right away that by you accent,

1096
01:00:58.880 --> 01:01:01.559
<v Speaker 2>So she's definitely lived there at some point. It's a

1097
01:01:01.599 --> 01:01:06.760
<v Speaker 2>little Jovi is a little Jovi's is different though his

1098
01:01:06.920 --> 01:01:10.519
<v Speaker 2>mom is Mama. Gwen is much stronger. She has a

1099
01:01:10.519 --> 01:01:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Cajun accent. Yeah.

1100
01:01:11.800 --> 01:01:15.960
<v Speaker 1>So anyway, they're they're in the car and they're talking

1101
01:01:16.079 --> 01:01:17.119
<v Speaker 1>about Daniel and.

1102
01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:19.119
<v Speaker 2>It is like, is he a playboy? Oh?

1103
01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:20.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's a playboy.

1104
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:22.239
<v Speaker 2>No? Is he a jiggalow? Is it? Is it a hooker?

1105
01:01:22.360 --> 01:01:22.960
<v Speaker 1>Is it a pimp?

1106
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:23.239
<v Speaker 2>Whatever?

1107
01:01:23.280 --> 01:01:25.760
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, wait, I'm confused, Like, yeah, is

1108
01:01:25.760 --> 01:01:26.960
<v Speaker 1>somebody here prostitute?

1109
01:01:27.440 --> 01:01:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

1110
01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:31.960
<v Speaker 1>So she says, my daughter Faith and I we live together.

1111
01:01:32.039 --> 01:01:35.000
<v Speaker 1>She's the apple of my eye. We talk about everything.

1112
01:01:35.039 --> 01:01:37.239
<v Speaker 1>We talk about everything. We talk about sex, we talk

1113
01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:41.320
<v Speaker 1>about masturbating, we talk about everything. I was like, inappropriate

1114
01:01:41.360 --> 01:01:45.800
<v Speaker 1>relationships with your daughter? Uh check check sort of like

1115
01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:52.760
<v Speaker 1>for yeah check. So she's like, I've never I've never

1116
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.519
<v Speaker 1>bought condoms. I don't know what to buy like and

1117
01:01:55.679 --> 01:01:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Faith goes, well, is he ever you've ever seen it?

1118
01:01:57.400 --> 01:01:58.840
<v Speaker 1>Like you know how big it is? Do you need

1119
01:01:58.920 --> 01:02:01.440
<v Speaker 1>like the big ones? And she goes, I don't know,

1120
01:02:01.679 --> 01:02:03.639
<v Speaker 1>she said, did he ever tell you how many inches

1121
01:02:03.679 --> 01:02:05.159
<v Speaker 1>it is and or kilometers.

1122
01:02:05.239 --> 01:02:08.400
<v Speaker 2>I was like, whoa, what I know kilometers?

1123
01:02:10.840 --> 01:02:15.039
<v Speaker 1>Kilometers, that's miles, that's equivalent to miles.

1124
01:02:15.159 --> 01:02:16.079
<v Speaker 2>Got me kill you?

1125
01:02:16.360 --> 01:02:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so what a way to go back into guys.

1126
01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:23.519
<v Speaker 1>I's got a kilometer size penis. So he's in the

1127
01:02:23.519 --> 01:02:27.599
<v Speaker 1>Guinness Book. Okay, So Lisa says she's never used a

1128
01:02:27.639 --> 01:02:30.599
<v Speaker 1>condom because she only ever had sex with people that

1129
01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:34.760
<v Speaker 1>she was married to. Ah, she laughs or laughs.

1130
01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:35.840
<v Speaker 2>She's fifty two.

1131
01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:41.719
<v Speaker 1>She's been married five times five times, fifty times five.

1132
01:02:42.239 --> 01:02:45.320
<v Speaker 1>So she says, the first one I had, I was

1133
01:02:45.360 --> 01:02:48.280
<v Speaker 1>really young, Like how young? She shouldn't say it was

1134
01:02:48.280 --> 01:02:51.800
<v Speaker 1>an old The second one, he was my best friend

1135
01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:53.880
<v Speaker 1>in the world and he was Faith's dad, but we

1136
01:02:53.960 --> 01:02:57.639
<v Speaker 1>found out we were better as friends. My third marriage

1137
01:02:57.679 --> 01:03:00.719
<v Speaker 1>was my favorite marriage. Oh my gosh, what a great guy.

1138
01:03:00.840 --> 01:03:06.719
<v Speaker 1>But unfortunately for him, I realized I was a lesbian. Okay,

1139
01:03:06.840 --> 01:03:10.079
<v Speaker 1>the last twenty one years I've been with women. I

1140
01:03:10.159 --> 01:03:14.760
<v Speaker 1>married two women, and you know, I forgot about men.

1141
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:20.519
<v Speaker 1>But then Daniel came along, a Nigerian scammer, swept me

1142
01:03:20.599 --> 01:03:25.280
<v Speaker 1>off my feet. Tale as old as time. He you know,

1143
01:03:26.440 --> 01:03:30.280
<v Speaker 1>calls me beautiful, says, I'm the light of his soul.

1144
01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:33.000
<v Speaker 1>He's thirty nine, he's gorgeous. He's from Nigeria.

1145
01:03:33.159 --> 01:03:34.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, he isn't built like a woman at all.

1146
01:03:35.679 --> 01:03:36.559
<v Speaker 2>And I like that.

1147
01:03:38.800 --> 01:03:41.239
<v Speaker 1>So it's funny because on politok they were all like,

1148
01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:47.199
<v Speaker 1>in today's words, we would call that bye bye. So anyway,

1149
01:03:47.400 --> 01:03:50.079
<v Speaker 1>he messaged her on social media said, God showed me

1150
01:03:50.159 --> 01:03:59.119
<v Speaker 1>your face. Kimberly's note here is that face Kimberly, Kimberly,

1151
01:04:00.119 --> 01:04:00.679
<v Speaker 1>how dare her?

1152
01:04:01.559 --> 01:04:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Is she funny?

1153
01:04:05.000 --> 01:04:08.320
<v Speaker 1>And he says that his mother told him he'd end

1154
01:04:08.440 --> 01:04:15.199
<v Speaker 1>up with an Oyenbo woman or a white woman and

1155
01:04:15.400 --> 01:04:18.119
<v Speaker 1>she'd be older, So a woman like in his tribe,

1156
01:04:18.320 --> 01:04:21.800
<v Speaker 1>or a white woman from America whatever, same thing, and

1157
01:04:21.880 --> 01:04:23.159
<v Speaker 1>that she'd be a lot older.

1158
01:04:23.840 --> 01:04:25.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh and I think I said my mom, but it

1159
01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:27.400
<v Speaker 2>was actually God told him that.

1160
01:04:27.880 --> 01:04:31.000
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So God told him that, and then you have

1161
01:04:31.039 --> 01:04:31.599
<v Speaker 1>a note here.

1162
01:04:31.679 --> 01:04:32.960
<v Speaker 2>God also told.

1163
01:04:32.800 --> 01:04:35.719
<v Speaker 1>Usman the same thing, as well as beer Can, as

1164
01:04:35.760 --> 01:04:38.840
<v Speaker 1>well as y Ed, as well as every guy on

1165
01:04:38.880 --> 01:04:40.440
<v Speaker 1>this show and Osama.

1166
01:04:43.159 --> 01:04:46.599
<v Speaker 2>So when he wrote her, she wrote back and said, oh.

1167
01:04:46.480 --> 01:04:49.079
<v Speaker 1>Give me a break. You're a scammer. And he said,

1168
01:04:49.360 --> 01:04:50.960
<v Speaker 1>you are an angel sent to me.

1169
01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Believe me.

1170
01:04:52.440 --> 01:04:56.719
<v Speaker 1>You are God's gift to my life. I love your voice.

1171
01:04:56.880 --> 01:04:57.800
<v Speaker 1>It feeds my soul.

1172
01:04:58.599 --> 01:05:00.599
<v Speaker 2>That voice, that voice, that face.

1173
01:05:00.679 --> 01:05:03.760
<v Speaker 1>What Okay she goes, Oh, he's just so sweet it

1174
01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:08.920
<v Speaker 1>hurts my teeth. Okay, So she says, you know, he

1175
01:05:09.039 --> 01:05:11.679
<v Speaker 1>better think I'm beautiful because this wig is itchy as hell.

1176
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:13.679
<v Speaker 1>She takes it off. This is when we see her

1177
01:05:13.679 --> 01:05:17.079
<v Speaker 1>cute hair. And she said one of her exes had

1178
01:05:17.079 --> 01:05:19.800
<v Speaker 1>her cut her hair off and she's been trying to

1179
01:05:19.800 --> 01:05:24.679
<v Speaker 1>grow it out. Well, wait a minute, short, how long

1180
01:05:24.719 --> 01:05:25.320
<v Speaker 1>ago was that?

1181
01:05:26.119 --> 01:05:29.639
<v Speaker 2>I was so confused which X was? This was this? Three?

1182
01:05:30.239 --> 01:05:33.039
<v Speaker 2>Do they make you cut your hair off? Yeah?

1183
01:05:34.039 --> 01:05:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, the short hair was cute. She could go it

1184
01:05:35.960 --> 01:05:37.440
<v Speaker 1>out just a little bit more, but it was cute

1185
01:05:37.480 --> 01:05:37.920
<v Speaker 1>on her.

1186
01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:39.639
<v Speaker 2>Very cute.

1187
01:05:40.239 --> 01:05:43.079
<v Speaker 1>So Daniel has seen her natural hair, but he thinks

1188
01:05:43.079 --> 01:05:45.719
<v Speaker 1>the wigs are sexy. So now she only wears wigs

1189
01:05:45.760 --> 01:05:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and she's gonna wear them when she goes to Nigeria.

1190
01:05:48.159 --> 01:05:51.559
<v Speaker 2>We'll get ready five thousand degrees, get ready to sweat.

1191
01:05:52.599 --> 01:05:57.199
<v Speaker 2>So the thing that's frustrating here is that she right

1192
01:05:57.239 --> 01:05:59.840
<v Speaker 2>away thought he was a scammer. So it's not like

1193
01:06:00.079 --> 01:06:04.679
<v Speaker 2>she's Yolanda and has never heard of scammers. Has ever

1194
01:06:04.760 --> 01:06:07.719
<v Speaker 2>heard of these men that you know, pretend to love

1195
01:06:07.920 --> 01:06:10.719
<v Speaker 2>older women and write blah blah. You know she right

1196
01:06:10.760 --> 01:06:13.880
<v Speaker 2>away she just should have hit the black button instead

1197
01:06:14.079 --> 01:06:17.920
<v Speaker 2>of engaging. But she has heard of scammers. She knew

1198
01:06:17.920 --> 01:06:19.440
<v Speaker 2>he was a scammer.

1199
01:06:19.119 --> 01:06:21.480
<v Speaker 1>Knew it, but allowed herself to get wooed anyway. And

1200
01:06:21.519 --> 01:06:25.760
<v Speaker 1>she didn't even like guys. So Faith telling the daughter,

1201
01:06:25.800 --> 01:06:27.519
<v Speaker 1>Faith tells us growing up with my mom was a

1202
01:06:27.599 --> 01:06:31.480
<v Speaker 1>roller coaster. She's always falling in love. We moved around

1203
01:06:31.519 --> 01:06:34.760
<v Speaker 1>a lot. I went to fifteen different schools, so she's

1204
01:06:34.960 --> 01:06:37.559
<v Speaker 1>moved around for all these relationships. And these are not

1205
01:06:37.599 --> 01:06:42.159
<v Speaker 1>even probably all the people she married exactly. So Lisa

1206
01:06:42.280 --> 01:06:46.519
<v Speaker 1>says that she and Daniel have had video sex, but

1207
01:06:46.800 --> 01:06:50.960
<v Speaker 1>she's nervous being with a man again because the smells,

1208
01:06:51.159 --> 01:06:54.639
<v Speaker 1>the taste, the cleanup. I can't believe they let this in.

1209
01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:58.159
<v Speaker 2>I can't believe I'm making you say it.

1210
01:06:59.480 --> 01:07:02.480
<v Speaker 1>Well your words here, I'm not going to read. But

1211
01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:05.960
<v Speaker 1>she says, there is clean up after you have sex

1212
01:07:05.960 --> 01:07:09.639
<v Speaker 1>with a man, and it's a lot of wiping and dripping,

1213
01:07:11.719 --> 01:07:13.440
<v Speaker 1>And she says, you don't have that with women, to

1214
01:07:13.440 --> 01:07:16.039
<v Speaker 1>which I wrote, T M I and TLC, what are

1215
01:07:16.039 --> 01:07:16.719
<v Speaker 1>you doing to us?

1216
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:18.360
<v Speaker 2>Like? What? Seriously?

1217
01:07:20.199 --> 01:07:24.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So she goes into the drugstore or wherever she

1218
01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:26.920
<v Speaker 1>is and asks the sales guy for help. She explains

1219
01:07:27.000 --> 01:07:29.320
<v Speaker 1>she's looking for condoms, so I'm sure that's not uncomfortable

1220
01:07:29.360 --> 01:07:31.719
<v Speaker 1>for this guy at all, and he says she's allergic

1221
01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:34.199
<v Speaker 1>to latex, and so she has to get these condoms

1222
01:07:34.239 --> 01:07:36.639
<v Speaker 1>because what if they don't have latex free condoms where

1223
01:07:36.679 --> 01:07:37.199
<v Speaker 1>she's going.

1224
01:07:37.519 --> 01:07:39.000
<v Speaker 2>She's so embarrassed she starts.

1225
01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:43.159
<v Speaker 1>Crying, and then she says, does this mean like she's looking?

1226
01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:45.039
<v Speaker 2>Does this mean you feel it more? Does this.

1227
01:07:47.199 --> 01:07:49.639
<v Speaker 1>This is ten minutes that could have been cut out? Yeah,

1228
01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:50.360
<v Speaker 1>so upsetting.

1229
01:07:50.599 --> 01:07:53.159
<v Speaker 2>I was, So I was as uncomfortable as that poor

1230
01:07:53.239 --> 01:07:57.159
<v Speaker 2>sales kid he did. He looks like he's working there after, Yeah,

1231
01:07:57.440 --> 01:07:59.840
<v Speaker 2>you're an expert college classes. Yeah.

1232
01:08:01.360 --> 01:08:05.039
<v Speaker 1>So she says she's also nervous because Daniel doesn't know

1233
01:08:05.119 --> 01:08:09.719
<v Speaker 1>she's been in gay relationships. She tested him by telling

1234
01:08:09.800 --> 01:08:12.000
<v Speaker 1>him one time she had a fling with a woman,

1235
01:08:13.280 --> 01:08:15.360
<v Speaker 1>and she was with a woman for twenty one years

1236
01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:17.520
<v Speaker 1>and married two of them. This is not a fling.

1237
01:08:19.079 --> 01:08:19.880
<v Speaker 1>And he says, how.

1238
01:08:19.760 --> 01:08:23.279
<v Speaker 2>I wanted to see how he react, and.

1239
01:08:23.239 --> 01:08:24.720
<v Speaker 1>He says, I don't know how you could do that

1240
01:08:24.760 --> 01:08:27.960
<v Speaker 1>because it goes against God, and in his religion, they

1241
01:08:27.960 --> 01:08:31.880
<v Speaker 1>don't believe in any kind of same sex relationship. And

1242
01:08:31.960 --> 01:08:35.279
<v Speaker 1>your note here is is God okay with her five marriages?

1243
01:08:35.439 --> 01:08:37.640
<v Speaker 1>And is God okay with him scamming olderlas.

1244
01:08:39.600 --> 01:08:41.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure God has a lot of problems with all

1245
01:08:41.680 --> 01:08:41.840
<v Speaker 2>of this.

1246
01:08:42.800 --> 01:08:45.199
<v Speaker 1>God only is concerned about the homosexuality, not the rest

1247
01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:48.920
<v Speaker 1>of it exactly. She's scared to tell him the truth,

1248
01:08:48.920 --> 01:08:52.800
<v Speaker 1>but she plans to tell him in person. So now

1249
01:08:52.840 --> 01:08:57.039
<v Speaker 1>she goes to a Beni Hannah type of place with

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01:08:57.760 --> 01:09:00.520
<v Speaker 1>her daughter Faith and the friend named Judah. Think of

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01:09:00.560 --> 01:09:03.479
<v Speaker 1>the word for it.

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01:09:03.479 --> 01:09:06.039
<v Speaker 2>It's called a haibachi hibachi.

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01:09:06.199 --> 01:09:11.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank you her friend Juna j u n a. Where

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01:09:13.039 --> 01:09:18.640
<v Speaker 1>the chef spelled j you n a. You spelled a gina,

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01:09:18.960 --> 01:09:22.039
<v Speaker 1>you spelled it gena. But it's Juna okay, j u

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01:09:22.520 --> 01:09:26.760
<v Speaker 1>n A. I don't understand what that means or Junah.

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01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:28.359
<v Speaker 2>But the chef is.

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01:09:28.279 --> 01:09:30.319
<v Speaker 1>Trying to nobody could make it. You know, he's a

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01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:32.039
<v Speaker 1>bad he's a bad chef. And you said the chef

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01:09:32.079 --> 01:09:34.680
<v Speaker 1>was an Asian, but yeah, that's okay.

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01:09:35.600 --> 01:09:39.119
<v Speaker 2>Well, at first I was like, I couldn't tell if

1262
01:09:39.159 --> 01:09:42.960
<v Speaker 2>they sucked at opening their mouths and catching the vegetables

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01:09:42.960 --> 01:09:45.880
<v Speaker 2>in their mouth, or is he a bad thrower? And

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01:09:45.920 --> 01:09:48.640
<v Speaker 2>then I realized that he is white dude, and I

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01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:49.960
<v Speaker 2>was like, I blame him.

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01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've never had the person that try to throw

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01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:55.840
<v Speaker 1>it in my mouth, becau I'm too afraid of it

1268
01:09:55.880 --> 01:09:57.119
<v Speaker 1>whacking me on the side of the face of it

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01:09:57.239 --> 01:09:58.640
<v Speaker 1>and sauce all over my face.

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01:09:58.680 --> 01:10:02.079
<v Speaker 2>Which that does happen. Gina Juno gets it in her

1271
01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:05.880
<v Speaker 2>eye and you get that kayaki sauce in your eye

1272
01:10:05.880 --> 01:10:06.399
<v Speaker 2>and hurt.

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01:10:07.159 --> 01:10:10.840
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's not as bad as hot sauce in your eye,

1274
01:10:10.880 --> 01:10:12.520
<v Speaker 1>which we saw on match me abroad.

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01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:13.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes you did.

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01:10:14.560 --> 01:10:20.279
<v Speaker 1>So they're asking what kind of food does Daniel eat

1277
01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:23.319
<v Speaker 1>and she goes, oh, gosh, I don't really know what

1278
01:10:23.399 --> 01:10:25.199
<v Speaker 1>they eat, and the chef goes, white, what do you mean,

1279
01:10:25.239 --> 01:10:28.199
<v Speaker 1>where are you going? She explains, You know, I'm going

1280
01:10:28.239 --> 01:10:32.399
<v Speaker 1>to Nigeria to be with my boyfriend. And she doesn't

1281
01:10:32.399 --> 01:10:37.159
<v Speaker 1>say I'm lying about We're lying about our ages, or

1282
01:10:37.439 --> 01:10:40.680
<v Speaker 1>I'm lying about how I'm married to women, or I

1283
01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:43.119
<v Speaker 1>like to wear wigs. This is not my hair anyway.

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01:10:43.199 --> 01:10:45.479
<v Speaker 1>The chef just goes good for you. The heart wants

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01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:46.319
<v Speaker 1>what it wants.

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01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:50.680
<v Speaker 2>And don't encourage her. You don't know the whole situation.

1287
01:10:52.520 --> 01:10:54.800
<v Speaker 1>He's trying to get a tip, you know he is,

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01:10:55.039 --> 01:10:55.439
<v Speaker 1>and you.

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01:10:55.399 --> 01:10:58.039
<v Speaker 2>Don't know the facts here. So now I feel like

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01:10:58.520 --> 01:11:02.680
<v Speaker 2>Lisa is gonna keep bringing up this chef like anytime

1291
01:11:02.760 --> 01:11:05.399
<v Speaker 2>Faith says she'd be like that chef thought it was

1292
01:11:05.439 --> 01:11:07.520
<v Speaker 2>a great idea, and I should go live my life.

1293
01:11:08.079 --> 01:11:09.760
<v Speaker 1>The heart wants what it wants. I should live my

1294
01:11:09.800 --> 01:11:16.560
<v Speaker 1>life to them kids. Okay, So she says Juna is

1295
01:11:16.600 --> 01:11:19.760
<v Speaker 1>her best friend and if she was a lesbian, Juna

1296
01:11:19.840 --> 01:11:22.800
<v Speaker 1>would be her ideal woman. But they're just best friends.

1297
01:11:23.159 --> 01:11:28.600
<v Speaker 1>Juna is super supportive of her and Daniel. Now, the

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01:11:28.720 --> 01:11:32.600
<v Speaker 1>comment that Lisa is always saying is this is the

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01:11:32.680 --> 01:11:35.199
<v Speaker 1>last time. This is the last time I'm going to

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01:11:35.279 --> 01:11:36.560
<v Speaker 1>do this, the last time I'm going to go off

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01:11:36.560 --> 01:11:40.359
<v Speaker 1>with some guy. And she's talking about how nice Daniel is,

1302
01:11:40.640 --> 01:11:43.880
<v Speaker 1>and Faith goes, right, that's love bombing. That's what it's called.

1303
01:11:44.000 --> 01:11:46.840
<v Speaker 1>It's part of the scam. They love bombing you, and

1304
01:11:46.880 --> 01:11:48.000
<v Speaker 1>that's how they get you.

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01:11:48.479 --> 01:11:50.520
<v Speaker 2>They go watch some of those documentaries.

1306
01:11:50.800 --> 01:11:56.159
<v Speaker 1>She's just watched five minutes of TAILC yeah, Faith goes.

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01:11:56.199 --> 01:11:58.319
<v Speaker 1>They go for these lonely older women who've been hurt,

1308
01:11:58.319 --> 01:12:02.600
<v Speaker 1>and Lisa goes, do I look like a lonely, older,

1309
01:12:02.720 --> 01:12:03.920
<v Speaker 1>vulnerable woman.

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01:12:04.920 --> 01:12:06.239
<v Speaker 2>Lady, Yes you do.

1311
01:12:06.359 --> 01:12:07.840
<v Speaker 1>You've been married five times?

1312
01:12:08.159 --> 01:12:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, caesers, yes yes. So Faith goes, you're wearing

1313
01:12:13.119 --> 01:12:18.119
<v Speaker 2>wigs to please him, even though he gets it. He

1314
01:12:18.159 --> 01:12:21.079
<v Speaker 2>can't see you. He's another Yeah, we're the wig until

1315
01:12:21.079 --> 01:12:24.079
<v Speaker 2>you don't get him. So Faith goes.

1316
01:12:24.159 --> 01:12:27.520
<v Speaker 1>You've sent him money, right, and that is also part

1317
01:12:27.520 --> 01:12:29.439
<v Speaker 1>of the romance scan. They love buying you. They take

1318
01:12:29.479 --> 01:12:32.640
<v Speaker 1>your money. Lisa goes, I do send him money every

1319
01:12:32.640 --> 01:12:34.560
<v Speaker 1>two weeks, even though I love paycheck to paycheck.

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01:12:35.239 --> 01:12:36.159
<v Speaker 2>Hi, this is.

1321
01:12:36.079 --> 01:12:40.039
<v Speaker 1>Getting worse and worse. He works in construction and we

1322
01:12:40.079 --> 01:12:42.039
<v Speaker 1>see you know him doing Vario sing. She gives him

1323
01:12:42.039 --> 01:12:44.840
<v Speaker 1>money for like gasoline for his generator. He needs money

1324
01:12:44.840 --> 01:12:48.640
<v Speaker 1>for clothes, feod, food fuel. He needs all this money

1325
01:12:49.359 --> 01:12:51.720
<v Speaker 1>and he's only asked a few times. I normally she

1326
01:12:51.840 --> 01:12:53.880
<v Speaker 1>just gives him the money because she wants him to

1327
01:12:53.880 --> 01:12:57.520
<v Speaker 1>feel safe and secure. Faith goes, I know two months

1328
01:12:57.560 --> 01:13:01.199
<v Speaker 1>ago you gave him two thousand dollars. That is so

1329
01:13:01.439 --> 01:13:02.439
<v Speaker 1>much money.

1330
01:13:02.680 --> 01:13:05.880
<v Speaker 2>If you're insting Patrick to paychecks.

1331
01:13:05.920 --> 01:13:09.920
<v Speaker 1>A lot, a lot, think of how far two thousand

1332
01:13:09.960 --> 01:13:13.039
<v Speaker 1>dollars goes in Nigeria. Yeah, he is eking this out

1333
01:13:13.119 --> 01:13:16.079
<v Speaker 1>and he did not think was ever actually going to

1334
01:13:16.119 --> 01:13:16.920
<v Speaker 1>come to where he is.

1335
01:13:17.039 --> 01:13:19.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're right, I didn't even think about that. That

1336
01:13:19.720 --> 01:13:21.520
<v Speaker 2>really would go very far there.

1337
01:13:21.960 --> 01:13:26.439
<v Speaker 1>Yes, he could build a whole house probably. And she

1338
01:13:26.520 --> 01:13:27.960
<v Speaker 1>goes and they say, well, how much more have you

1339
01:13:27.960 --> 01:13:31.079
<v Speaker 1>sent him besides the two thousand and she goes, oh,

1340
01:13:31.119 --> 01:13:33.159
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. And Faith goes, but how did he

1341
01:13:33.199 --> 01:13:35.479
<v Speaker 1>make ends meet before he met you and got you

1342
01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:36.079
<v Speaker 1>on the point?

1343
01:13:36.680 --> 01:13:38.800
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh? Did he have other sugar mamas?

1344
01:13:39.319 --> 01:13:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Lisa goes, I don't know, because he got sick, like

1345
01:13:41.800 --> 01:13:45.079
<v Speaker 1>he had malaria and got some other things whatever. And

1346
01:13:45.159 --> 01:13:48.720
<v Speaker 1>Faith goes, after he met you really, so none of

1347
01:13:48.760 --> 01:13:50.159
<v Speaker 1>that is like a red flag, none of it.

1348
01:13:50.760 --> 01:13:54.199
<v Speaker 2>Just got malaria and all sorts of diseases just all

1349
01:13:54.199 --> 01:13:54.720
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden.

1350
01:13:55.199 --> 01:13:59.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now we found out Juna has given Lisa money

1351
01:13:59.560 --> 01:14:02.479
<v Speaker 1>to help with her own bills. And Faith is like,

1352
01:14:02.760 --> 01:14:05.920
<v Speaker 1>that's very upsetting. Like she explains that they are having

1353
01:14:05.920 --> 01:14:08.399
<v Speaker 1>financial trouble and that her mother is still sending money

1354
01:14:08.399 --> 01:14:11.760
<v Speaker 1>to the scammer. So Judah says, you know, I see

1355
01:14:11.760 --> 01:14:14.439
<v Speaker 1>how happy Lisa is and Daniel seems so nice. So

1356
01:14:14.479 --> 01:14:16.000
<v Speaker 1>I gave her a little money to help out with

1357
01:14:16.039 --> 01:14:21.079
<v Speaker 1>the visa, and I do have some concerns. It does

1358
01:14:21.119 --> 01:14:23.880
<v Speaker 1>scare me that he might be scamming her. Are the

1359
01:14:23.880 --> 01:14:25.720
<v Speaker 1>two of you share in a brain cell? Juna?

1360
01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:26.279
<v Speaker 2>Seriously?

1361
01:14:27.199 --> 01:14:30.600
<v Speaker 1>Come on, So Lisa says, I.

1362
01:14:30.479 --> 01:14:33.079
<v Speaker 2>Mean she's given her for the like ole k when

1363
01:14:33.159 --> 01:14:36.600
<v Speaker 2>visa like the ten thousand dollars or was it to

1364
01:14:36.640 --> 01:14:39.800
<v Speaker 2>go travel to Nigeria?

1365
01:14:40.399 --> 01:14:44.960
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know. But Lisa goes, Okay, Faith,

1366
01:14:45.119 --> 01:14:48.640
<v Speaker 1>this isn't your business and you don't understand. This is

1367
01:14:48.680 --> 01:14:51.560
<v Speaker 1>the best relationship I've ever had.

1368
01:14:53.319 --> 01:14:54.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

1369
01:14:54.119 --> 01:14:56.399
<v Speaker 1>And Faith starts crying and says, you say that every time,

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01:14:56.439 --> 01:14:57.600
<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, every time.

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01:14:58.079 --> 01:15:01.560
<v Speaker 2>How many times are there? Well at least five, but

1372
01:15:02.079 --> 01:15:03.319
<v Speaker 2>maybe up to fifteen.

1373
01:15:04.000 --> 01:15:07.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think she does it every other She gets

1374
01:15:07.039 --> 01:15:08.600
<v Speaker 1>out of one and hops right back, and it's like,

1375
01:15:08.680 --> 01:15:09.039
<v Speaker 1>this is.

1376
01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:12.720
<v Speaker 2>Like she thinks she's Elizabeth Taylor or something like she

1377
01:15:12.920 --> 01:15:16.319
<v Speaker 2>just loves love, but she's like always chasing something and

1378
01:15:16.359 --> 01:15:18.840
<v Speaker 2>then it never lives up, or she has a bad picker,

1379
01:15:19.199 --> 01:15:23.119
<v Speaker 2>and so she just well, yeah, she's clearly has a bad,

1380
01:15:23.520 --> 01:15:27.079
<v Speaker 2>bad picker. But like you see, your daughter is crying

1381
01:15:27.840 --> 01:15:32.720
<v Speaker 2>over stirfry and you are still going through with this.

1382
01:15:34.319 --> 01:15:36.760
<v Speaker 1>So Lisa says, okay, well, I don't want to talk

1383
01:15:36.760 --> 01:15:40.199
<v Speaker 1>about this anymore. So the conversation's over and Faith just

1384
01:15:40.239 --> 01:15:41.720
<v Speaker 1>kind of looks at her and goes, well, I'm done.

1385
01:15:41.880 --> 01:15:43.880
<v Speaker 1>Is she storms out, and I just say, poor Faith.

1386
01:15:44.000 --> 01:15:46.760
<v Speaker 1>But I think the production wasn't expecting this. Lisa wasn't

1387
01:15:46.800 --> 01:15:48.960
<v Speaker 1>expecting this. Faith just like storms out. They're like, oh,

1388
01:15:49.000 --> 01:15:53.800
<v Speaker 1>get the crew on the street. So Faith tells production.

1389
01:15:53.640 --> 01:15:57.960
<v Speaker 2>They're like, it's haabayachi. Everyone's happy there, like it's Benny Hannah, like,

1390
01:15:58.000 --> 01:16:02.840
<v Speaker 2>no one's gonna yeah. I can't pick of the word abachi.

1391
01:16:04.279 --> 01:16:06.880
<v Speaker 2>It's just making I think that's not the right word.

1392
01:16:07.199 --> 01:16:11.119
<v Speaker 2>Te tepan yaki, what's tep teppin? I don't know.

1393
01:16:11.199 --> 01:16:13.079
<v Speaker 1>I would say, go to go get habachi, like you

1394
01:16:13.119 --> 01:16:14.159
<v Speaker 1>have an hibachi girl.

1395
01:16:15.239 --> 01:16:17.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna look it up because I remember I'm below deck.

1396
01:16:17.800 --> 01:16:19.960
<v Speaker 2>They had one of the chefs had to do it

1397
01:16:20.359 --> 01:16:23.039
<v Speaker 2>and they called it something else.

1398
01:16:23.720 --> 01:16:25.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, I know that there was a housewife a while

1399
01:16:25.960 --> 01:16:27.800
<v Speaker 1>back that had a hibachi thing in her house, and

1400
01:16:27.840 --> 01:16:30.319
<v Speaker 1>you have to remember Queen Eversie wanted to put hibachi

1401
01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:33.000
<v Speaker 1>in her house, but it's like a whole different ventilation system.

1402
01:16:33.640 --> 01:16:35.960
<v Speaker 1>And of course she did pare out the kitchen and

1403
01:16:36.039 --> 01:16:36.640
<v Speaker 1>start over.

1404
01:16:37.520 --> 01:16:39.760
<v Speaker 2>That's hilarious. Yeah, because she and.

1405
01:16:39.720 --> 01:16:42.319
<v Speaker 1>Her husband r I p loved BEDI hanna.

1406
01:16:42.760 --> 01:16:49.199
<v Speaker 2>Wait did he die? Yes? He died. David David, David,

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01:16:49.399 --> 01:16:52.680
<v Speaker 2>he died. I didn't know that. I've seen them on

1408
01:16:52.720 --> 01:16:56.039
<v Speaker 2>below deck multiple times. Yeah, I just watched all and

1409
01:16:56.119 --> 01:16:59.720
<v Speaker 2>I watched that documentary, the first one. Yeah, you should

1410
01:16:59.800 --> 01:17:02.920
<v Speaker 2>watch the second one too. So daughter died too. They

1411
01:17:02.920 --> 01:17:09.159
<v Speaker 2>had lost a child. So she said, kakiki, thank you.

1412
01:17:09.600 --> 01:17:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Okay, what is hibachi? What's the difference?

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01:17:12.000 --> 01:17:14.119
<v Speaker 2>I'm shy. I don't know now, I'll look that up.

1414
01:17:14.239 --> 01:17:17.399
<v Speaker 1>Okay, because tefanaki is also a thing, but habachi is

1415
01:17:18.439 --> 01:17:22.000
<v Speaker 1>because if you buy a haibachi grill, that's what it is, right,

1416
01:17:22.359 --> 01:17:23.000
<v Speaker 1>Bochi's just.

1417
01:17:22.920 --> 01:17:25.880
<v Speaker 2>The name of the grill. I don't know, okay, I

1418
01:17:25.880 --> 01:17:29.279
<v Speaker 2>can't really is looking it up, guys. Habachi is traditional

1419
01:17:29.439 --> 01:17:34.399
<v Speaker 2>Japanese barbecue, using small, open, great charcoal grills for smoky flavor,

1420
01:17:34.600 --> 01:17:39.840
<v Speaker 2>while tepanyaki uses flat, large iron griddles heated by gas

1421
01:17:40.479 --> 01:17:44.880
<v Speaker 2>featuring chef led culinary shows with acrobatics and less guy,

1422
01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:51.520
<v Speaker 2>often confusingly called hibachi in the West or the grill,

1423
01:17:51.840 --> 01:17:55.720
<v Speaker 2>the heat source and the dining experience. So Hibachi's more

1424
01:17:55.720 --> 01:18:00.000
<v Speaker 2>traditional grilling and the theatrical thing with the flipping is.

1425
01:18:00.159 --> 01:18:04.399
<v Speaker 1>The okay, yeah, all right, thank you Kimberly for your service.

1426
01:18:04.800 --> 01:18:05.680
<v Speaker 2>The learning channel.

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01:18:05.760 --> 01:18:09.439
<v Speaker 1>It's a learning channel, so she tells production. Every time

1428
01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:11.319
<v Speaker 1>I try to voice an opinion about this and how

1429
01:18:11.439 --> 01:18:13.520
<v Speaker 1>tell her out, said I am. She tells me she

1430
01:18:13.560 --> 01:18:15.439
<v Speaker 1>shuts it down and tells me I'm not allowed to

1431
01:18:15.439 --> 01:18:16.079
<v Speaker 1>feel that way.

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01:18:16.880 --> 01:18:20.760
<v Speaker 2>That sucks. I have me off this poor girl, that

1433
01:18:20.920 --> 01:18:21.760
<v Speaker 2>you need therapy.

1434
01:18:22.159 --> 01:18:24.199
<v Speaker 1>Lisa comes out and was like, can I talk to you?

1435
01:18:25.119 --> 01:18:28.760
<v Speaker 1>And she tells her I love Daniel and I know

1436
01:18:28.880 --> 01:18:31.920
<v Speaker 1>that you worry. It's just another bad relationship that's gonna

1437
01:18:31.960 --> 01:18:34.479
<v Speaker 1>go sour, and I know you're trying to save me

1438
01:18:34.560 --> 01:18:37.479
<v Speaker 1>from that. At this point, we see Juna, who has

1439
01:18:37.520 --> 01:18:39.359
<v Speaker 1>come out, who obviously had to pay for the dinner,

1440
01:18:39.680 --> 01:18:43.479
<v Speaker 1>who comes out seriously and looks over and was like, yikes,

1441
01:18:43.600 --> 01:18:45.640
<v Speaker 1>she just high tells it to her car. Juna's like,

1442
01:18:45.800 --> 01:18:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm out of.

1443
01:18:46.840 --> 01:18:50.439
<v Speaker 2>Here, bye bye, not even like I'm going to give

1444
01:18:50.479 --> 01:18:53.840
<v Speaker 2>them mother daughters space. It was like, I didn't realize

1445
01:18:53.880 --> 01:18:56.199
<v Speaker 2>this was gonna look so bad for me on camera

1446
01:18:56.439 --> 01:18:59.520
<v Speaker 2>that HERKINI and yeah wow.

1447
01:19:00.880 --> 01:19:03.039
<v Speaker 1>So Lisa continues and says, I.

1448
01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Have hot sauce in my eye. I got to go.

1449
01:19:06.920 --> 01:19:10.720
<v Speaker 1>And she says, don't feel your second choice. I'm gonna

1450
01:19:10.800 --> 01:19:15.000
<v Speaker 1>always choose you before somebody else. I've told you I'm

1451
01:19:15.039 --> 01:19:18.439
<v Speaker 1>not gonna marry Daniel in Nigeria. I promise you, I'm

1452
01:19:18.520 --> 01:19:23.039
<v Speaker 1>not gonna marry Daniel when I'm in Nigeria. You just

1453
01:19:23.079 --> 01:19:25.840
<v Speaker 1>got to give me the opportunity. I was like, at

1454
01:19:25.880 --> 01:19:28.920
<v Speaker 1>what point did somebody mention marrying this guy?

1455
01:19:30.000 --> 01:19:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Well, I think, doesn't Faith say you can't do that again?

1456
01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:40.560
<v Speaker 2>She says him, So she has once before, at least

1457
01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:42.920
<v Speaker 2>we know of, said I'm not going to get married

1458
01:19:43.079 --> 01:19:47.079
<v Speaker 2>for the moment and not anything about it. Yes, surprise. Yeah.

1459
01:19:48.239 --> 01:19:50.560
<v Speaker 1>So Faith says, if you break this promise, if you

1460
01:19:50.600 --> 01:19:55.039
<v Speaker 1>break this promise again, I cannot do this. Lisa goes,

1461
01:19:55.079 --> 01:19:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to break the promise. That would be

1462
01:19:57.640 --> 01:20:00.680
<v Speaker 1>toxic and I'm not a toxic person anymore.

1463
01:20:00.760 --> 01:20:05.560
<v Speaker 2>Okay, give me a hug. Well, okay, just look your

1464
01:20:05.600 --> 01:20:08.000
<v Speaker 2>wig says that you're toxic everything.

1465
01:20:08.800 --> 01:20:12.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm not seeing anymore, the whole thing.

1466
01:20:12.760 --> 01:20:17.239
<v Speaker 2>A's the CPS guy of your toxic so face.

1467
01:20:17.319 --> 01:20:19.439
<v Speaker 1>Does I need space? I need to But the production

1468
01:20:19.439 --> 01:20:21.439
<v Speaker 1>obviously gets them to stand around and go to different

1469
01:20:21.479 --> 01:20:25.039
<v Speaker 1>corners to talk, and the talking head Lisa goes, this

1470
01:20:25.199 --> 01:20:27.479
<v Speaker 1>was an awful lot for Faith today. You know, I've

1471
01:20:27.479 --> 01:20:30.680
<v Speaker 1>been in so many relationships and moved around so much

1472
01:20:30.720 --> 01:20:33.159
<v Speaker 1>on this poor child when she was little. But at

1473
01:20:33.159 --> 01:20:36.119
<v Speaker 1>that time I was searching for who I was, and

1474
01:20:36.439 --> 01:20:39.119
<v Speaker 1>I want to show her this time is different. I'm

1475
01:20:39.159 --> 01:20:39.960
<v Speaker 1>a grown up.

1476
01:20:39.840 --> 01:20:41.199
<v Speaker 2>Now, you're fifty two.

1477
01:20:41.880 --> 01:20:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm a grown up now. I'm not a young

1478
01:20:43.960 --> 01:20:45.560
<v Speaker 1>mom trying to take care of a child and go

1479
01:20:45.600 --> 01:20:49.119
<v Speaker 1>into a relationship after a relationship. I want my happily

1480
01:20:49.159 --> 01:20:51.880
<v Speaker 1>ever after and I want this to be my forever.

1481
01:20:52.520 --> 01:20:56.359
<v Speaker 2>And Faith just doesn't see that, no, because you getting scammed,

1482
01:20:56.920 --> 01:21:01.640
<v Speaker 2>because it's so fake and you're being scammed and you've

1483
01:21:01.680 --> 01:21:04.920
<v Speaker 2>done this so many times before. This is like Brittany

1484
01:21:05.000 --> 01:21:08.600
<v Speaker 2>on Salt Lake City. It's just like a history of

1485
01:21:08.640 --> 01:21:13.840
<v Speaker 2>a mom choosing the men over her children. And Faith

1486
01:21:13.920 --> 01:21:16.680
<v Speaker 2>even wants to be in the same has not gone

1487
01:21:16.720 --> 01:21:20.000
<v Speaker 2>no contact with you, and you have her in your

1488
01:21:20.000 --> 01:21:22.479
<v Speaker 2>life and you're living together and you're gonna do it again.

1489
01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:25.079
<v Speaker 1>So Alisa, Alisa.

1490
01:21:25.279 --> 01:21:25.560
<v Speaker 2>Sorry.

1491
01:21:25.680 --> 01:21:28.760
<v Speaker 1>Lisa goes up to Faith and says, can we talk?

1492
01:21:28.920 --> 01:21:29.079
<v Speaker 2>You know?

1493
01:21:29.239 --> 01:21:32.960
<v Speaker 1>She says, I'm trying to understand your feelings and not

1494
01:21:33.119 --> 01:21:33.840
<v Speaker 1>fight with you.

1495
01:21:34.399 --> 01:21:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Now.

1496
01:21:35.199 --> 01:21:38.199
<v Speaker 1>Is your biggest fear that I'm going to marry him

1497
01:21:38.760 --> 01:21:41.960
<v Speaker 1>without knowing him and choose him over you?

1498
01:21:42.960 --> 01:21:43.279
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

1499
01:21:43.800 --> 01:21:44.039
<v Speaker 1>Yes?

1500
01:21:44.319 --> 01:21:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Or that we're going to be homeless because you've given

1501
01:21:47.199 --> 01:21:49.319
<v Speaker 2>him all our money and we can't pay our bills if.

1502
01:21:49.359 --> 01:21:54.039
<v Speaker 1>You have any money. And Faith goes, mom, you never listen.

1503
01:21:54.560 --> 01:21:58.640
<v Speaker 1>I am telling you think about us first, and Lisa goes,

1504
01:21:58.720 --> 01:22:01.479
<v Speaker 1>I am listening to you. I'm getting to know him,

1505
01:22:01.640 --> 01:22:04.520
<v Speaker 1>and I'm going there to see if we're compatible. I'm

1506
01:22:04.520 --> 01:22:06.479
<v Speaker 1>not going to run off and get married. She has

1507
01:22:06.520 --> 01:22:10.520
<v Speaker 1>said get married so many times, and obviously.

1508
01:22:10.199 --> 01:22:12.520
<v Speaker 2>She's gonna get married. I think they're gonna get married.

1509
01:22:12.880 --> 01:22:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And she says, I'm listening to your concerns and

1510
01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:18.279
<v Speaker 1>when I get there, I'm going to voice them.

1511
01:22:18.880 --> 01:22:19.960
<v Speaker 2>Can I have a hug now?

1512
01:22:21.199 --> 01:22:23.159
<v Speaker 1>So she goes, okay, So she hugs her and she goes,

1513
01:22:23.199 --> 01:22:26.479
<v Speaker 1>look at me, I'm listening now. I'm so proud of

1514
01:22:26.479 --> 01:22:29.399
<v Speaker 1>everything you do. You're wonderful, you're kind hearted, you're sweet.

1515
01:22:29.600 --> 01:22:32.239
<v Speaker 1>You've been so great to your mother. No matter what

1516
01:22:32.279 --> 01:22:36.439
<v Speaker 1>I put you through. I'm gonna listen more to you. Okay,

1517
01:22:36.960 --> 01:22:37.720
<v Speaker 1>this is weird.

1518
01:22:38.439 --> 01:22:41.960
<v Speaker 2>This is weird, this whole thing. I feel so bad

1519
01:22:42.039 --> 01:22:45.760
<v Speaker 2>for Faith. Me too. She has like the eldest daughter

1520
01:22:46.159 --> 01:22:49.640
<v Speaker 2>syndrome by like five thousand because she's said to parent

1521
01:22:49.960 --> 01:22:53.000
<v Speaker 2>be the parents. Yes, oh God.

1522
01:22:53.720 --> 01:22:57.840
<v Speaker 1>So the talking to Lisa says, I understand what Faith

1523
01:22:57.880 --> 01:23:00.600
<v Speaker 1>has been through, and I hold her opinion and deeply.

1524
01:23:01.359 --> 01:23:07.119
<v Speaker 1>But Daniel is different. He is precious and rare, and

1525
01:23:07.199 --> 01:23:10.039
<v Speaker 1>I would be a fool to not go after him,

1526
01:23:10.199 --> 01:23:12.920
<v Speaker 1>to which I say, no, girl, you are just a fool.

1527
01:23:13.600 --> 01:23:14.239
<v Speaker 2>She's an idiot.

1528
01:23:14.319 --> 01:23:16.439
<v Speaker 1>She's an idiot, and I don't. I'm sorry. I hate

1529
01:23:16.439 --> 01:23:18.359
<v Speaker 1>to start off so negative and be like I have

1530
01:23:18.439 --> 01:23:20.840
<v Speaker 1>no sympathy for her, but and maybe something will happen

1531
01:23:20.880 --> 01:23:22.880
<v Speaker 1>that'll change my mind completely, But right now I have

1532
01:23:23.199 --> 01:23:26.039
<v Speaker 1>no empathy, no sympathy. She's doing this to herself and

1533
01:23:26.119 --> 01:23:27.840
<v Speaker 1>she's doing it to her daughter, and I'm mad about it.

1534
01:23:28.239 --> 01:23:30.720
<v Speaker 2>And it's not like this is the first time a

1535
01:23:31.000 --> 01:23:33.359
<v Speaker 2>she knew he was a scammer at the beginning, so

1536
01:23:33.399 --> 01:23:36.319
<v Speaker 2>she knows about scammers. B she has a history of

1537
01:23:36.439 --> 01:23:39.920
<v Speaker 2>relationships that being bad, and she continues to do it.

1538
01:23:40.399 --> 01:23:43.000
<v Speaker 2>And I get that Faith is a grown grown up

1539
01:23:43.079 --> 01:23:47.560
<v Speaker 2>now she's like in her twenties, I would guess, but

1540
01:23:48.079 --> 01:23:51.600
<v Speaker 2>she still needs you to be her mom, and you

1541
01:23:51.680 --> 01:23:55.920
<v Speaker 2>have chosen men over her so many times. Can you

1542
01:23:55.960 --> 01:23:58.359
<v Speaker 2>imagine being pulled out of school and moved to a

1543
01:23:58.399 --> 01:24:02.279
<v Speaker 2>new town fifteen times growing up and your dad's or

1544
01:24:02.359 --> 01:24:05.279
<v Speaker 2>mom is not in the army. They just have horrible

1545
01:24:05.319 --> 01:24:06.119
<v Speaker 2>taste in men.

1546
01:24:06.600 --> 01:24:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Just like I got a new boyfriend, got a new girlfriend,

1547
01:24:08.760 --> 01:24:09.520
<v Speaker 1>let's go yeah?

1548
01:24:09.600 --> 01:24:13.600
<v Speaker 2>Or women? Yeah, like I can't. It sucks. And instead

1549
01:24:13.640 --> 01:24:16.840
<v Speaker 2>of making it up to her by being a solid,

1550
01:24:17.439 --> 01:24:21.159
<v Speaker 2>you know, steady presence in her life, now you are

1551
01:24:21.159 --> 01:24:23.520
<v Speaker 2>doing this again with a much younger man and you

1552
01:24:23.640 --> 01:24:26.920
<v Speaker 2>are getting scammed and sending your money and you guys

1553
01:24:27.000 --> 01:24:27.800
<v Speaker 2>can't pay your bills.

1554
01:24:29.800 --> 01:24:32.479
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna finish off with Rick and Trisha and boy

1555
01:24:32.560 --> 01:24:36.640
<v Speaker 1>oh boy. I did not expect the twist daroo that

1556
01:24:36.760 --> 01:24:40.279
<v Speaker 1>came here, so I didn't either.

1557
01:24:40.359 --> 01:24:44.840
<v Speaker 2>Actually it was it was kind of yeah, we'll get there, okay,

1558
01:24:44.960 --> 01:24:49.479
<v Speaker 2>worse than what we thought. Yeah, Rick aka sex tourist

1559
01:24:49.720 --> 01:24:55.199
<v Speaker 2>Michael Strahan and Tricia in Madagascar. So they wake up

1560
01:24:55.199 --> 01:24:58.279
<v Speaker 2>in bed and she says it was even more than

1561
01:24:58.319 --> 01:25:02.199
<v Speaker 2>she expected. They had sex twice the night before. She's

1562
01:25:02.279 --> 01:25:07.359
<v Speaker 2>surprised that he is again twice her age and he

1563
01:25:07.439 --> 01:25:13.680
<v Speaker 2>can do all the stuff he did to her and okay, gross,

1564
01:25:14.119 --> 01:25:16.199
<v Speaker 2>and he tells us he had a few more tricks

1565
01:25:16.279 --> 01:25:18.199
<v Speaker 2>up his sleeve and he would have stayed in bed

1566
01:25:18.199 --> 01:25:20.119
<v Speaker 2>all day, but she wants to take him out show

1567
01:25:20.159 --> 01:25:22.800
<v Speaker 2>him the town. So they go to the market. There's

1568
01:25:22.880 --> 01:25:28.479
<v Speaker 2>lots of meat uncooked and sitting out with flies as

1569
01:25:28.600 --> 01:25:32.159
<v Speaker 2>they do, and half of a pig's face just cut

1570
01:25:32.199 --> 01:25:34.039
<v Speaker 2>in half. I really did not want to see.

1571
01:25:33.880 --> 01:25:36.359
<v Speaker 1>That, so much of it, so I blocked it out.

1572
01:25:36.399 --> 01:25:38.359
<v Speaker 1>I forgot all about this, so you're just talking about it.

1573
01:25:38.359 --> 01:25:39.680
<v Speaker 1>I blocked it. It was upsetting.

1574
01:25:39.680 --> 01:25:46.159
<v Speaker 2>There's a stomach of a cow, so pigs hoofs or

1575
01:25:47.319 --> 01:25:51.840
<v Speaker 2>a heart of some poor animal, and a brain just

1576
01:25:51.880 --> 01:25:55.039
<v Speaker 2>we're getting an anatomy lesson on all the organs. And

1577
01:25:55.359 --> 01:25:57.840
<v Speaker 2>he says, all of this meat is going to ruin

1578
01:25:58.079 --> 01:26:00.359
<v Speaker 2>the sexy vibes that we have going on. Are you

1579
01:26:00.439 --> 01:26:01.319
<v Speaker 2>gonna do it in the.

1580
01:26:01.319 --> 01:26:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Market, I'm sure you'll be able to forget about it

1581
01:26:03.680 --> 01:26:04.520
<v Speaker 1>by the time you get home.

1582
01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:08.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly so said. She says, here, we eat every

1583
01:26:08.800 --> 01:26:11.720
<v Speaker 2>part of the animal. We don't let anything go to waste.

1584
01:26:11.800 --> 01:26:15.039
<v Speaker 2>And he's acting grossed out about it and is like

1585
01:26:15.319 --> 01:26:22.760
<v Speaker 2>being a stereotypical American that's like ew yeah loudly. So

1586
01:26:23.039 --> 01:26:26.000
<v Speaker 2>then she takes him to a scenic spot overlooking most

1587
01:26:26.000 --> 01:26:29.239
<v Speaker 2>of the island. There are musicians. He starts dancing, and

1588
01:26:29.279 --> 01:26:31.119
<v Speaker 2>then she's like, you don't know how to dance, Let

1589
01:26:31.159 --> 01:26:35.199
<v Speaker 2>me show you. She is barefoot dancing and everyone's cheering.

1590
01:26:35.399 --> 01:26:37.359
<v Speaker 2>And I thought it was going to be like where

1591
01:26:37.439 --> 01:26:40.319
<v Speaker 2>he's gonna be jealous of her dancing in front of

1592
01:26:40.319 --> 01:26:44.279
<v Speaker 2>these male musicians like Zena with her boobs hanging out

1593
01:26:44.680 --> 01:26:51.560
<v Speaker 2>and whatever his name is, Mohammed yeah, maybe Mohammed, Yeah,

1594
01:26:52.199 --> 01:26:57.159
<v Speaker 2>I can't remember, so yeah, or her vadge was always out,

1595
01:26:57.199 --> 01:27:01.239
<v Speaker 2>like she was just never wearing undergarments. But he says

1596
01:27:01.279 --> 01:27:04.359
<v Speaker 2>he's falling in love with her, but he realizes that

1597
01:27:04.479 --> 01:27:07.600
<v Speaker 2>he needs to get to know her better. He's like,

1598
01:27:07.760 --> 01:27:10.199
<v Speaker 2>I didn't even know she could dance. There's a lot

1599
01:27:10.239 --> 01:27:12.520
<v Speaker 2>of things I didn't know about her just from talking

1600
01:27:12.560 --> 01:27:15.159
<v Speaker 2>on the phone.

1601
01:27:15.880 --> 01:27:21.359
<v Speaker 1>Ibraham, Ibraham Ibraham from the gom Beyond.

1602
01:27:21.920 --> 01:27:28.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay. So he asks her about those five days

1603
01:27:28.199 --> 01:27:31.159
<v Speaker 2>when she ghosted him, and she says, I told you

1604
01:27:31.239 --> 01:27:36.039
<v Speaker 2>what happened. And he says, your story didn't sound believable,

1605
01:27:36.439 --> 01:27:38.560
<v Speaker 2>and I thought she was gonna get really pissed, but

1606
01:27:38.720 --> 01:27:41.920
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't. She's like, i'll tell you, but you have

1607
01:27:41.960 --> 01:27:44.640
<v Speaker 2>to promise you won't get mad, and he says I'll try,

1608
01:27:44.680 --> 01:27:47.880
<v Speaker 2>but I might be hurt. So she tells him essentially

1609
01:27:48.880 --> 01:27:51.720
<v Speaker 2>the story she originally told him. It's not that different.

1610
01:27:52.560 --> 01:27:56.439
<v Speaker 2>She says, my ex got robbed, he blamed me, thought

1611
01:27:56.479 --> 01:27:59.399
<v Speaker 2>I did it. And also my brother got into an

1612
01:27:59.399 --> 01:28:03.560
<v Speaker 2>accident he bumps someone on his scooter. They got really hurt.

1613
01:28:03.880 --> 01:28:07.880
<v Speaker 2>So we were dealing with their hospital bills and dealing

1614
01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:12.079
<v Speaker 2>with the police. And he says, okay, that's basically like

1615
01:28:12.119 --> 01:28:15.560
<v Speaker 2>what you told me. So why didn't you answer my

1616
01:28:15.680 --> 01:28:18.359
<v Speaker 2>calls when I was reaching out to you? And she says,

1617
01:28:18.439 --> 01:28:20.840
<v Speaker 2>I was just so stressed. I wasn't thinking about talking

1618
01:28:20.880 --> 01:28:23.840
<v Speaker 2>on the phone, and you know, I didn't want to talk.

1619
01:28:23.880 --> 01:28:26.479
<v Speaker 2>And he says, I'm supposed to be your confidant, and

1620
01:28:26.880 --> 01:28:29.119
<v Speaker 2>she says, I thought if I told you all my problems.

1621
01:28:29.159 --> 01:28:31.199
<v Speaker 2>You would judge me, or you would think I was

1622
01:28:31.239 --> 01:28:35.920
<v Speaker 2>asking you for money or something like that. And she says,

1623
01:28:36.119 --> 01:28:38.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry I hurt you. And now that we've met,

1624
01:28:38.640 --> 01:28:40.800
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I know you more and I want

1625
01:28:40.840 --> 01:28:43.600
<v Speaker 2>to share everything that happens in my life with you.

1626
01:28:44.239 --> 01:28:48.520
<v Speaker 2>And he's being really quiet, and she's like, are you okay?

1627
01:28:48.560 --> 01:28:50.920
<v Speaker 2>And you see it over his face and he's like,

1628
01:28:51.000 --> 01:28:56.039
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, but he's thinking, oh shit, I cheated or

1629
01:28:56.079 --> 01:28:59.640
<v Speaker 2>whatever I did. And her story was true. She was

1630
01:29:00.079 --> 01:29:02.479
<v Speaker 2>dealing with the police and stuff, and I thought, you again,

1631
01:29:03.520 --> 01:29:06.960
<v Speaker 2>five days, it's only five days.

1632
01:29:07.079 --> 01:29:09.800
<v Speaker 1>And she didn't have no contact for five days. She

1633
01:29:09.840 --> 01:29:12.600
<v Speaker 1>didn't disappear for five days. She just sort of one

1634
01:29:12.640 --> 01:29:16.399
<v Speaker 1>word of answers or whatever. Yeah, And what are we

1635
01:29:16.439 --> 01:29:18.560
<v Speaker 1>going to say on the second day is.

1636
01:29:18.520 --> 01:29:25.039
<v Speaker 2>When when exactly how tenuous was your relationship that you

1637
01:29:25.239 --> 01:29:30.960
<v Speaker 2>literally caved after two days and was like, yeah, I'm

1638
01:29:31.000 --> 01:29:34.359
<v Speaker 2>gonna cheat. She's a ghosts. She has not returned several

1639
01:29:34.399 --> 01:29:36.119
<v Speaker 2>of my calls. She hit to Tine.

1640
01:29:36.319 --> 01:29:37.520
<v Speaker 1>That means we're broken up.

1641
01:29:37.920 --> 01:29:41.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So he says, instead, she was going through all

1642
01:29:41.960 --> 01:29:44.239
<v Speaker 2>this and instead of being there for her, I made

1643
01:29:44.239 --> 01:29:48.279
<v Speaker 2>the biggest mistake of my life. And the producer says,

1644
01:29:48.560 --> 01:29:54.680
<v Speaker 2>what did you do? And he says, I talked to

1645
01:29:54.800 --> 01:29:58.359
<v Speaker 2>my ex from Columbia. That's bad.

1646
01:29:58.640 --> 01:30:01.960
<v Speaker 1>So I thought, wow, he should done that and done that.

1647
01:30:02.279 --> 01:30:07.319
<v Speaker 2>Also, you have three different women from three different countries.

1648
01:30:07.960 --> 01:30:12.159
<v Speaker 2>And also remember how broke you are exactly, so just

1649
01:30:12.199 --> 01:30:17.439
<v Speaker 2>submit you're a sex tourist. So he says, she told me,

1650
01:30:17.920 --> 01:30:23.600
<v Speaker 2>I miss you, come down here to Colombia. So he did.

1651
01:30:23.960 --> 01:30:26.800
<v Speaker 2>He booked a flight and I was like, WHOA was

1652
01:30:26.840 --> 01:30:29.960
<v Speaker 2>not expecting that. I said, all this happened in five days,

1653
01:30:30.279 --> 01:30:36.359
<v Speaker 2>But turns out Trish started talking to him again, but

1654
01:30:36.520 --> 01:30:39.680
<v Speaker 2>he still thought she had cheated on him, so he

1655
01:30:40.039 --> 01:30:43.720
<v Speaker 2>still decided to go to Columbia. So he could have

1656
01:30:43.840 --> 01:30:47.640
<v Speaker 2>stopped this nothing had happened yet, he could have canceled

1657
01:30:47.680 --> 01:30:50.560
<v Speaker 2>his flight. Yep, once she started talking to him again,

1658
01:30:50.800 --> 01:30:53.840
<v Speaker 2>but he still went to Colombia. He and his ex

1659
01:30:53.960 --> 01:30:57.000
<v Speaker 2>spent the week together. She was staying with him. They

1660
01:30:57.039 --> 01:31:00.520
<v Speaker 2>had sex multiple times a day every day. They were

1661
01:31:00.560 --> 01:31:04.039
<v Speaker 2>acting like a full on couple. He's rich, he is,

1662
01:31:04.439 --> 01:31:10.239
<v Speaker 2>he's popping those viagres and he he says, I feel

1663
01:31:10.239 --> 01:31:13.600
<v Speaker 2>bad for that. You should feel horrible for that. Are

1664
01:31:13.600 --> 01:31:16.520
<v Speaker 2>you kidding me, He says, I know I need to

1665
01:31:16.560 --> 01:31:19.079
<v Speaker 2>tell her, but she might not forgive me no, so

1666
01:31:19.119 --> 01:31:23.840
<v Speaker 2>she shouldn't. She's terrible. This is awful. I am. The

1667
01:31:24.319 --> 01:31:28.279
<v Speaker 2>reason I'm so just pissed is because like there was

1668
01:31:28.319 --> 01:31:31.520
<v Speaker 2>no moment where he was with his sister, and he

1669
01:31:31.640 --> 01:31:34.800
<v Speaker 2>seemed to like really be a nice guy and he's

1670
01:31:35.000 --> 01:31:38.199
<v Speaker 2>cute with his kids, and I like almost fell for it.

1671
01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:42.359
<v Speaker 2>But like, you are a sex tourist, you like having

1672
01:31:42.399 --> 01:31:45.479
<v Speaker 2>sex with women who are half your age, and then

1673
01:31:45.560 --> 01:31:49.039
<v Speaker 2>you want to bring them to America. You have no money,

1674
01:31:49.199 --> 01:31:52.520
<v Speaker 2>but you're spending all your money on them, and you

1675
01:31:52.840 --> 01:31:55.880
<v Speaker 2>are acting like you're a nice guy who's just looking

1676
01:31:55.920 --> 01:31:58.439
<v Speaker 2>for love and you just have him found the woman,

1677
01:31:58.680 --> 01:32:02.079
<v Speaker 2>the right woman to be your wife. And I almost

1678
01:32:02.079 --> 01:32:04.279
<v Speaker 2>fell for it. Thank god.

1679
01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh Rick is fifty two and Lisa is also fifty two,

1680
01:32:09.199 --> 01:32:11.000
<v Speaker 1>and I think they should get together.

1681
01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Get together. They deserve each other.

1682
01:32:14.359 --> 01:32:17.199
<v Speaker 1>This was such a twist and so awful. I mean,

1683
01:32:17.239 --> 01:32:20.199
<v Speaker 1>I really thought the whole big thing was going to

1684
01:32:20.279 --> 01:32:22.720
<v Speaker 1>be like and I called my ex girlfriend in Columbia

1685
01:32:23.239 --> 01:32:25.439
<v Speaker 1>and I talked to her for a little bit and

1686
01:32:25.479 --> 01:32:27.000
<v Speaker 1>we had phone secks, and.

1687
01:32:27.159 --> 01:32:28.479
<v Speaker 2>Right, I didn't know he was going to be like

1688
01:32:28.479 --> 01:32:30.760
<v Speaker 2>and I went to visit her for a week. I

1689
01:32:30.800 --> 01:32:33.960
<v Speaker 2>thought he cheated with the first wife that he brought

1690
01:32:34.039 --> 01:32:36.960
<v Speaker 2>on the k one visa or something one of his exes.

1691
01:32:37.000 --> 01:32:42.159
<v Speaker 2>He a local baby mama's a local fine, he has

1692
01:32:42.319 --> 01:32:46.960
<v Speaker 2>multiple baby mamas, like I thought. I assumed he had cheated, Yes,

1693
01:32:47.000 --> 01:32:48.680
<v Speaker 2>but I thought it was maybe a one time thing.

1694
01:32:48.880 --> 01:32:50.960
<v Speaker 2>He went to the bar with his friend. He got

1695
01:32:51.199 --> 01:32:54.039
<v Speaker 2>drunk and he was very depressed. I don't know, but

1696
01:32:54.239 --> 01:32:59.319
<v Speaker 2>like he flew to another country to be a secretary.

1697
01:32:58.840 --> 01:33:02.359
<v Speaker 1>A week, So then that means once he was there

1698
01:33:02.399 --> 01:33:04.600
<v Speaker 1>with that other girl, he was texting Trish like everything

1699
01:33:04.640 --> 01:33:05.319
<v Speaker 1>was fine.

1700
01:33:05.199 --> 01:33:09.600
<v Speaker 2>Totally because they were communicating again. So he's like in

1701
01:33:09.640 --> 01:33:13.720
<v Speaker 2>bed with one texting the other. Because he was so

1702
01:33:13.800 --> 01:33:17.680
<v Speaker 2>insecure that when she ghosted him for five days, he

1703
01:33:17.800 --> 01:33:21.680
<v Speaker 2>flipped out. And when she reached out and explained what

1704
01:33:21.760 --> 01:33:25.239
<v Speaker 2>had happened, he still thought she cheated. He didn't trust her,

1705
01:33:25.680 --> 01:33:27.800
<v Speaker 2>so he was like, I am also going to cheat.

1706
01:33:27.840 --> 01:33:34.159
<v Speaker 2>Then this is a bad dude. This is horrible, and

1707
01:33:34.239 --> 01:33:36.039
<v Speaker 2>I'm pissed because I almost fell for it.

1708
01:33:36.319 --> 01:33:38.520
<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm grateful that we have Forest and Sheena to

1709
01:33:38.720 --> 01:33:39.760
<v Speaker 1>uplift our spirits.

1710
01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true. Their love is pure.

1711
01:33:43.600 --> 01:33:46.039
<v Speaker 1>So next time, I'm glad Rick showed his ass in

1712
01:33:46.119 --> 01:33:49.880
<v Speaker 1>episode three, though, like we're not going to spend the

1713
01:33:49.880 --> 01:33:56.279
<v Speaker 1>whole season thinking he's a nice guy and then you know, yeah, okay,

1714
01:33:56.319 --> 01:33:56.680
<v Speaker 1>next time.

1715
01:33:56.760 --> 01:34:01.680
<v Speaker 2>On Bigod Black Figod, Lara arrives.

1716
01:34:01.279 --> 01:34:04.319
<v Speaker 1>In Turkey and she is worried that beer Cam will

1717
01:34:04.319 --> 01:34:08.399
<v Speaker 1>not be attracted to her in person. Now we see

1718
01:34:08.479 --> 01:34:12.000
<v Speaker 1>Daniel talking about Lisa. Daniel says he loves Lisa. She's

1719
01:34:12.079 --> 01:34:16.319
<v Speaker 1>thick and has great boobs, but he does worry that

1720
01:34:16.399 --> 01:34:18.560
<v Speaker 1>at some point in her life she was physical with

1721
01:34:18.760 --> 01:34:24.000
<v Speaker 1>a woman. And so he goes and asks an elder

1722
01:34:24.239 --> 01:34:27.159
<v Speaker 1>of their religion, who summons the gods to find out

1723
01:34:27.159 --> 01:34:29.960
<v Speaker 1>if Lisa is good for him or not. Spoiler alert,

1724
01:34:29.960 --> 01:34:34.239
<v Speaker 1>they're probably gonna say yes, I know. Now we meet

1725
01:34:34.399 --> 01:34:36.279
<v Speaker 1>Jove on so John God.

1726
01:34:36.000 --> 01:34:38.279
<v Speaker 2>Already told him that he was going to be with

1727
01:34:38.319 --> 01:34:39.319
<v Speaker 2>a white, older woman.

1728
01:34:39.720 --> 01:34:43.399
<v Speaker 1>That's what got to me on snapchat, but not sure

1729
01:34:43.520 --> 01:34:45.159
<v Speaker 1>if he said it in person or.

1730
01:34:47.279 --> 01:34:50.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay. Also that that chief elder is doing like a

1731
01:34:50.319 --> 01:34:53.600
<v Speaker 2>left eye Lopez thing, like he is a beory poor

1732
01:34:53.640 --> 01:34:54.960
<v Speaker 2>strip under one eye.

1733
01:34:55.920 --> 01:34:57.520
<v Speaker 1>I was like, does he have like an eye does

1734
01:34:57.560 --> 01:35:03.760
<v Speaker 1>he have a does he have bags under just one eye? Like? Right, okay,

1735
01:35:04.199 --> 01:35:08.760
<v Speaker 1>we meet Jovon. Jovon is talking to some elders like

1736
01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:11.479
<v Speaker 1>an old folks home and says, well, I'm excited. I'm

1737
01:35:11.520 --> 01:35:13.560
<v Speaker 1>going to meet my wife in person. I've never met

1738
01:35:13.560 --> 01:35:15.680
<v Speaker 1>her in person and we've been married for two years.

1739
01:35:16.000 --> 01:35:17.039
<v Speaker 1>And the elders are like.

1740
01:35:17.119 --> 01:35:18.239
<v Speaker 2>What say what?

1741
01:35:19.560 --> 01:35:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Then we meet Anneline and she says what he said?

1742
01:35:23.800 --> 01:35:24.039
<v Speaker 2>What?

1743
01:35:24.319 --> 01:35:26.560
<v Speaker 1>She goes, No, we've been together six years and married

1744
01:35:26.600 --> 01:35:27.439
<v Speaker 1>for almost three.

1745
01:35:27.600 --> 01:35:32.800
<v Speaker 2>Okay she does. Okay, I love that. And she's the

1746
01:35:32.800 --> 01:35:35.279
<v Speaker 2>one who's going to talk about his big American poops. Yep,

1747
01:35:35.840 --> 01:35:38.600
<v Speaker 2>so I love her already. But how does that work?

1748
01:35:39.000 --> 01:35:40.520
<v Speaker 2>How do you get married with that?

1749
01:35:41.319 --> 01:35:42.920
<v Speaker 1>I know you could do it if you're in jail.

1750
01:35:43.079 --> 01:35:45.119
<v Speaker 1>I know you get married just by signing a document

1751
01:35:45.239 --> 01:35:46.479
<v Speaker 1>to say you're married, without.

1752
01:35:46.279 --> 01:35:48.479
<v Speaker 2>But both being person to be at the jail.

1753
01:35:48.880 --> 01:35:52.760
<v Speaker 1>I thought, oh, no, you can do it by mail. Oh,

1754
01:35:52.800 --> 01:35:54.560
<v Speaker 1>but I don't know how it goes with another country

1755
01:35:55.199 --> 01:36:01.680
<v Speaker 1>because she is from she's from the Philippines as well. Okay, okay,

1756
01:36:01.720 --> 01:36:02.439
<v Speaker 1>but they've been together.

1757
01:36:02.760 --> 01:36:06.720
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm very interested in this. They've never met.

1758
01:36:08.000 --> 01:36:11.199
<v Speaker 1>Mollie and dev Or in the front seat and Forrest

1759
01:36:11.279 --> 01:36:12.560
<v Speaker 1>and Sheena or in the back. They seem to be

1760
01:36:12.600 --> 01:36:15.199
<v Speaker 1>crammed against one corner of the back seat maybe there's luggage.

1761
01:36:15.840 --> 01:36:19.479
<v Speaker 1>And Mollie leans back and says to Forrest is Shena,

1762
01:36:20.000 --> 01:36:21.920
<v Speaker 1>did you guys do the whole knocking nicker.

1763
01:36:24.560 --> 01:36:29.479
<v Speaker 2>Knuck a nigger? She is so weird. I don't know

1764
01:36:29.520 --> 01:36:32.279
<v Speaker 2>if I preferred the nooki niki or that other noise

1765
01:36:32.319 --> 01:36:33.680
<v Speaker 2>she made in the second.

1766
01:36:33.359 --> 01:36:39.840
<v Speaker 1>Wow want you to get that wow WOWW. So she says,

1767
01:36:39.880 --> 01:36:43.439
<v Speaker 1>did you guys do the old knocki nickie? And they

1768
01:36:43.479 --> 01:36:46.239
<v Speaker 1>look at her and they're like, you're overstepping, Like that's

1769
01:36:46.279 --> 01:36:49.600
<v Speaker 1>too far, And she turns around and she is so

1770
01:36:49.800 --> 01:36:53.199
<v Speaker 1>mad and she tells the camera I can tell that Sheena,

1771
01:36:53.720 --> 01:36:58.279
<v Speaker 1>she's so controlling. She's controlling what he says. Why do

1772
01:36:58.319 --> 01:37:01.479
<v Speaker 1>you want to know about your son having sex? That's weird, Molly.

1773
01:37:01.680 --> 01:37:05.239
<v Speaker 2>That's seriously, you do need to step off. Also, he's

1774
01:37:05.319 --> 01:37:07.399
<v Speaker 2>a thirty one year old man, and I know he

1775
01:37:07.520 --> 01:37:13.399
<v Speaker 2>has some neurodivergence, but like, yeah, he's allowed he can

1776
01:37:13.439 --> 01:37:16.840
<v Speaker 2>have an independent thought against you that it is gross

1777
01:37:16.880 --> 01:37:19.279
<v Speaker 2>for you to be asking in front of people. If

1778
01:37:19.319 --> 01:37:21.199
<v Speaker 2>you banged. It's gross.

1779
01:37:22.279 --> 01:37:25.520
<v Speaker 1>So they're sweating profusely and they're at a restaurant or

1780
01:37:25.560 --> 01:37:29.199
<v Speaker 1>something and they're sweating profusely, and Molly is asking Sheena,

1781
01:37:29.319 --> 01:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>like why did you lie about the money? And she

1782
01:37:31.399 --> 01:37:35.399
<v Speaker 1>goes like, ah, it's crying, it's wedding, it's noodles, it's everything. Yeah,

1783
01:37:35.399 --> 01:37:37.800
<v Speaker 1>it's just crying. That's the name of the next episode.

1784
01:37:37.840 --> 01:37:43.680
<v Speaker 1>Crying and sweating. Yeah. Then we see Emma crying and

1785
01:37:44.039 --> 01:37:46.720
<v Speaker 1>maybe she's going to tell Ziet her secret about her

1786
01:37:46.840 --> 01:37:50.279
<v Speaker 1>last engagement to Mohammed when the other time that she

1787
01:37:50.359 --> 01:37:53.359
<v Speaker 1>was in Morocco. I just I don't know, but her

1788
01:37:53.359 --> 01:37:54.840
<v Speaker 1>face doesn't move. I guess she's crying.

1789
01:37:54.880 --> 01:38:00.560
<v Speaker 2>We're not sure. It's unclear. That hairline is like orange too.

1790
01:38:00.920 --> 01:38:03.680
<v Speaker 2>I just don't why did what is going on with

1791
01:38:03.680 --> 01:38:08.800
<v Speaker 2>that wig? That that part line is so different skin tone?

1792
01:38:09.279 --> 01:38:12.680
<v Speaker 1>The the wig is a big topic of conversation on

1793
01:38:12.720 --> 01:38:14.079
<v Speaker 1>the internet, I know.

1794
01:38:14.159 --> 01:38:16.279
<v Speaker 2>And she seems to be like embracing it, but.

1795
01:38:16.399 --> 01:38:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Good, yeah, good, why not?

1796
01:38:17.880 --> 01:38:21.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I embrace it? But still, girl, you.

1797
01:38:21.479 --> 01:38:23.359
<v Speaker 1>Would you would think that it would be sort of

1798
01:38:23.399 --> 01:38:26.720
<v Speaker 1>like Chloe of Chloe and Johnny that now that it's

1799
01:38:26.760 --> 01:38:27.840
<v Speaker 1>airing and she's out there.

1800
01:38:27.920 --> 01:38:29.600
<v Speaker 2>She could be like, Okay, I had that bad wig,

1801
01:38:29.640 --> 01:38:31.600
<v Speaker 2>but look at me now. Total that made me like

1802
01:38:31.680 --> 01:38:34.000
<v Speaker 2>Chloe so much more. When you said that, she yes,

1803
01:38:34.319 --> 01:38:37.840
<v Speaker 2>she'd make it pay. Yeah exactly. She's like, I get it.

1804
01:38:37.920 --> 01:38:40.479
<v Speaker 2>My hair was terrible, but I liked it. So yeah.

1805
01:38:41.119 --> 01:38:43.319
<v Speaker 2>I was saying, I read it like someone did a

1806
01:38:43.359 --> 01:38:47.720
<v Speaker 2>post that was like, this woman is the perfect embodiment

1807
01:38:47.800 --> 01:38:51.720
<v Speaker 2>of everything the Kardashians did to our society, and like

1808
01:38:52.159 --> 01:38:56.000
<v Speaker 2>they you know, the plastic surgery, the face stuff, the voice,

1809
01:38:56.640 --> 01:39:00.760
<v Speaker 2>the the you know, the vocal fry, the hair, that everything,

1810
01:39:01.119 --> 01:39:03.479
<v Speaker 2>And I was like yes, But then people were like,

1811
01:39:03.560 --> 01:39:07.800
<v Speaker 2>don't blame the women, blame the patriarchy for creating plastic surgery.

1812
01:39:08.039 --> 01:39:10.399
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, Okay.

1813
01:39:10.279 --> 01:39:12.760
<v Speaker 1>I for one, I'm grateful for plastic surgery, so shut up.

1814
01:39:12.800 --> 01:39:15.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah you could do it. She's twenty seven and she

1815
01:39:16.039 --> 01:39:19.720
<v Speaker 2>looks do what you want, girl, But and she thinks

1816
01:39:19.760 --> 01:39:22.600
<v Speaker 2>twenty seven is old, you know, like she's already over

1817
01:39:22.640 --> 01:39:24.760
<v Speaker 2>the hill. There's just so many things wrong.

1818
01:39:25.399 --> 01:39:29.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and continuing to but this this is the whole show,

1819
01:39:29.880 --> 01:39:32.600
<v Speaker 1>Just continuing to see these badly sho bad choy countries

1820
01:39:32.640 --> 01:39:34.520
<v Speaker 1>and you think you're gonna choose this guy.

1821
01:39:34.720 --> 01:39:38.920
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, and honestly, even the Kardashians didn't had did

1822
01:39:38.960 --> 01:39:42.159
<v Speaker 2>nothing to Lisa, and she's a mess so without them.

1823
01:39:42.399 --> 01:39:45.279
<v Speaker 2>So I really guess I shouldn't blame them because there's

1824
01:39:45.279 --> 01:39:48.640
<v Speaker 2>always going to be people making bad decisions. Oh my gosh,

1825
01:39:48.640 --> 01:39:51.039
<v Speaker 2>out their influence you, guys.

1826
01:39:51.079 --> 01:39:54.039
<v Speaker 1>That is it, And I really hope some of you

1827
01:39:54.039 --> 01:39:56.199
<v Speaker 1>will at least turn in for just a minute to

1828
01:39:56.600 --> 01:40:00.239
<v Speaker 1>the YouTube video to see this dog with Kimberly. This

1829
01:40:00.279 --> 01:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>dog is just sitting next to you on the couch

1830
01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:05.520
<v Speaker 1>like a co host, like, put me in, I'm ready

1831
01:40:05.560 --> 01:40:06.479
<v Speaker 1>to check you think.

1832
01:40:07.239 --> 01:40:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you think of Emma's wig? I know, I totally agree,

1833
01:40:12.800 --> 01:40:16.439
<v Speaker 2>it's it's weird. Why is she She thinks she's fooling somebody.

1834
01:40:16.479 --> 01:40:17.119
<v Speaker 2>I don't think so.

1835
01:40:17.560 --> 01:40:22.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, it dog is yohn. Guys, Next week

1836
01:40:22.640 --> 01:40:25.319
<v Speaker 1>Kimberly will be announcing that she has adopted this dog.

1837
01:40:25.399 --> 01:40:28.640
<v Speaker 1>And don't believe me. You hadn't seen how cute this

1838
01:40:28.680 --> 01:40:31.279
<v Speaker 1>dog is. It doesn't matter the dog could not be cute.

1839
01:40:31.319 --> 01:40:34.800
<v Speaker 1>The dog is still very personal and sweet and loves

1840
01:40:34.840 --> 01:40:35.800
<v Speaker 1>you very much.

1841
01:40:36.560 --> 01:40:41.520
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he's sweetheart. I just didn't wait. I'm too old

1842
01:40:41.560 --> 01:40:42.279
<v Speaker 2>for a puppy.

1843
01:40:42.520 --> 01:40:44.319
<v Speaker 1>My dog has never looked at me the way that

1844
01:40:44.319 --> 01:40:47.640
<v Speaker 1>dog is looking at you, either one of them, either

1845
01:40:47.640 --> 01:40:51.359
<v Speaker 1>one of them. Okay, everybody, make sure you're following Kimberly

1846
01:40:51.520 --> 01:40:54.840
<v Speaker 1>and Katie at date Dateline. Make sure you're following me

1847
01:40:55.039 --> 01:40:57.439
<v Speaker 1>at Pink Shape Pod. Kimberly Katie will be back when

1848
01:40:57.520 --> 01:40:59.000
<v Speaker 1>with new episodes, and.

1849
01:40:59.079 --> 01:41:02.039
<v Speaker 2>She got first or second week of January. I'm not

1850
01:41:02.039 --> 01:41:05.920
<v Speaker 2>sure when Dateline will be returning, but if you are

1851
01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:08.960
<v Speaker 2>a member of our Patreon or super Cast or Mary

1852
01:41:09.000 --> 01:41:13.079
<v Speaker 2>Payne's Apple subscription, yes you can still watch that link

1853
01:41:13.159 --> 01:41:16.119
<v Speaker 2>to the moment. And it was as good as we

1854
01:41:16.239 --> 01:41:20.920
<v Speaker 2>preemptively said it was. Remember we said it's we're recording

1855
01:41:20.960 --> 01:41:24.079
<v Speaker 2>it tonight, but is part part it was?

1856
01:41:24.199 --> 01:41:27.840
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was so fun and so guys, if you

1857
01:41:27.920 --> 01:41:30.039
<v Speaker 1>are a member over there, it's just a five dollars

1858
01:41:30.079 --> 01:41:31.800
<v Speaker 1>and above level. If you remember over there, you can

1859
01:41:31.880 --> 01:41:34.560
<v Speaker 1>rewatch it. And I reposted the link just in case

1860
01:41:34.600 --> 01:41:36.760
<v Speaker 1>you didn't realize you could rewatch it. So if you

1861
01:41:36.800 --> 01:41:40.359
<v Speaker 1>are on Apple subscription guys and you didn't get the link,

1862
01:41:40.399 --> 01:41:42.279
<v Speaker 1>you can rewatch it. So again, just send me an

1863
01:41:42.279 --> 01:41:46.600
<v Speaker 1>email MP or info at Peink Shed podcast dot com

1864
01:41:46.640 --> 01:41:48.720
<v Speaker 1>with a just a screenshot that you belong to Apple,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll send you the link and you can watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>And if I missed you, I'm sorry. I told you

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<v Speaker 1>email me. That's the only way to get me. If

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<v Speaker 1>you DM if people like DM me on my personal Instagram,

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<v Speaker 1>and I never look at it, so I'm so sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for that.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow the instructions of people, got instructions. Okay, everybody, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll see you on Thursday with I'll see you Wednesday

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<v Speaker 1>for the Welcome fl Season one finale with Keisha that's

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<v Speaker 1>on the ten Dollar Prime. That's hilarious. And then Thursday

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be here with the TLC and recap and that'll be.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, it'll be Christmas Day, so Merry Christmas. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>bye yay