WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.160 --> 00:00:02.680 Coming up on this week's Chewing the Could, I'm talking 2 00:00:02.720 --> 00:00:05.559 about the US President's appearance on a TV show. 3 00:00:05.559 --> 00:00:07.839 And I'm bringing news about that cold Play video. 4 00:00:07.960 --> 00:00:29.559 It's exciting. Well, then let's not hang about. Welcome to 5 00:00:29.719 --> 00:00:32.479 Chewing the Cud. I'm River Scott and joining me as 6 00:00:32.479 --> 00:00:35.520 always is my close personal friend Mike Benny and Roe. 7 00:00:35.600 --> 00:00:36.439 Hi Mike, how are you doing? 8 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:38.039 I'm doing very well? Hell about yourself? 9 00:00:38.600 --> 00:00:40.159 All the better for seeing you. 10 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:43.280 I love it when people lie to me. We're bringing 11 00:00:43.320 --> 00:00:45.479 you all the show business you could need, as well 12 00:00:45.479 --> 00:00:46.840 as some fun news stories. 13 00:00:47.359 --> 00:00:49.560 So Mike, what have you got for us? First? 14 00:00:50.359 --> 00:00:54.719 Well? Cold Play video? Are you aware of the CEO? 15 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:57.399 Oh yes, I thought you were just going to talk 16 00:00:57.439 --> 00:00:58.600 about Coldplay and was like. 17 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:00.759 Oh god no, it's was all yellow. 18 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:04.799 It all kind of fades to red after a while 19 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:06.560 with me, and then I wake up with taste of 20 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:07.319 blood in my mouth. 21 00:01:07.599 --> 00:01:09.480 Carry on, Okay, I'm not a fan? 22 00:01:09.519 --> 00:01:12.840 Then not not not not not No? 23 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:15.480 How do you feel about that whole Coldplay video? 24 00:01:16.480 --> 00:01:19.560 Someone smooching someone They shouldn't have been basically smooching. 25 00:01:19.599 --> 00:01:22.560 They were just like having a snuggle, couldling so like 26 00:01:23.480 --> 00:01:30.359 the guys behind arms around okay, exactly. Well, the person 27 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:34.319 who shared that footage has been sharing how much money 28 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:38.879 they've made from sharing that video. Shared a lot there, right, 29 00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:43.400 So Grace Springer, right, how much you think she she's 30 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:45.120 made from sharing that video. 31 00:01:45.959 --> 00:01:48.640 Just from sharing that video, the video of her having 32 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:49.959 a snuggle, of. 33 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:53.120 Her filming people on the kiss cam, right right, So 34 00:01:53.159 --> 00:01:54.519 it's her video that everyone's using. 35 00:01:54.920 --> 00:01:57.879 Oh I see all these aslets and the memes and things. 36 00:01:58.319 --> 00:02:00.760 So she's told people have she may may. 37 00:02:02.239 --> 00:02:04.760 Okay, So she told people how much she's actually made 38 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:05.879 from that image. 39 00:02:06.959 --> 00:02:08.520 It's going to be a lot, isn't it. It's going 40 00:02:08.599 --> 00:02:10.639 to be it's going to depress me. However much it 41 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:13.000 is zero? Oh that's all right then? Good? 42 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:18.599 Nobody is paid her excellent because she said, oh you smiling, okay, great, thanks, 43 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:20.800 and we're not paying for it because if you didn't, 44 00:02:20.960 --> 00:02:23.680 someone else would. There's loads of people filming at that point, 45 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:25.919 because good, that's how we live our lives now through 46 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:33.159 a screen. Please keep watching, can't hang on. So she's 47 00:02:33.199 --> 00:02:36.639 been not made a single penny from it, okay, right, 48 00:02:36.680 --> 00:02:38.319 which I think is good because I don't think she 49 00:02:38.360 --> 00:02:43.560 should have profited from someone else's misery yep. Because it's 50 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:47.520 her justification for sharing it was, well, someone else would 51 00:02:47.520 --> 00:02:48.639 have done so, so why not mine? 52 00:02:49.319 --> 00:02:52.919 All right, Well, then she can't really claim any kind of. 53 00:02:54.400 --> 00:02:56.599 I just I'm not comfortable with the fact that she 54 00:02:56.680 --> 00:02:58.840 shared it. I'm also not comfortable with that. All the 55 00:02:58.879 --> 00:02:59.960 whole idea of a kiss camp. 56 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:05.199 If I didn't, then someone else would was the Nazis 57 00:03:05.280 --> 00:03:06.400 defense at Nuremberg. 58 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:09.240 No, I was only following orders, was loved. 59 00:03:09.360 --> 00:03:10.960 Well, yeah, but it was I was only following orders. 60 00:03:10.960 --> 00:03:13.039 So why did you follow those orders? Because if I didn't, 61 00:03:13.039 --> 00:03:16.919 someone else would have. And it's like, all right, it's 62 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:17.919 not it's not a good sign. 63 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:18.759 It's not a good sign. 64 00:03:18.800 --> 00:03:22.840 And it's one of the whole old people kiss count 65 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:24.360 and zooming in on people's. 66 00:03:25.159 --> 00:03:27.919 It's an American kind of romantic thing, isn't it. They 67 00:03:27.919 --> 00:03:31.879 do it at sports ball games and stuff where they're like, oh, 68 00:03:31.919 --> 00:03:33.800 it's the kiss cam, and then it turns out it's 69 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:36.840 hilarity because it's actually not two people that know each other. 70 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:38.879 It's just a man and a woman sat next to 71 00:03:38.919 --> 00:03:39.479 each other. 72 00:03:39.520 --> 00:03:40.439 A man or woman. 73 00:03:40.680 --> 00:03:43.560 There have been a few like shocking ones where like 74 00:03:43.800 --> 00:03:46.319 a woman and a man and then they'll go oh, 75 00:03:46.360 --> 00:03:48.199 we're on camera and he'll lean in and kiss his 76 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:50.319 boyfriend who stood on the other side of him and 77 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:51.520 stuff like that, which. 78 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:56.520 Yeah, and it's and also we don't know that the 79 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:58.520 CEO had an open relationship with his wife or not. 80 00:03:59.039 --> 00:03:59.800 It's just assumed. 81 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:02.280 I don't couldn't care less. Really, this is the thing. 82 00:04:02.280 --> 00:04:04.120 It's that all right, good for you, fine, move on. 83 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:06.400 I don't understand why it's such a big who ha. 84 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:08.520 People have made it who hah. 85 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:12.080 So he's lost his job and everything to resign from 86 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:16.600 his position because the person who was cuddling was a 87 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:19.519 member of the HR team and apparently that's a conflict, 88 00:04:19.519 --> 00:04:21.959 and it was like understandable. 89 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:25.959 I mean yeah, I which, surely she should lose her 90 00:04:26.040 --> 00:04:28.839 job too, because as the HR person she should know 91 00:04:28.879 --> 00:04:30.639 about into office. 92 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:35.040 As long as it's not impacting your decisions, is perfectly fine. Anyway, 93 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:37.920 I'm glad that knows made money out of someone else's suffering, 94 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:38.959 which I quite happy about. 95 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:40.439 Yeah, moving on. 96 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:44.519 You may be aware of the law has changed if 97 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:46.720 you're accessing adult content online. 98 00:04:47.160 --> 00:04:49.079 No no, so now. 99 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.959 You have to verify your age and it's not just 100 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:55.160 a case of going like click. I'm over eighteen. You 101 00:04:55.279 --> 00:04:59.279 actually have to confirm you over eighteen, right, and there's. 102 00:04:59.199 --> 00:04:59.800 Ranges of doing that. 103 00:04:59.839 --> 00:05:03.279 This credit card identification as like using ID, and there's 104 00:05:03.279 --> 00:05:07.800 also like email identification as well, so you basically you 105 00:05:07.879 --> 00:05:09.399 use your email dressing can tell from the age of 106 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:11.079 your email a dress if you're likely to be overreaked 107 00:05:11.279 --> 00:05:11.399 or not. 108 00:05:12.120 --> 00:05:15.319 Oh I see, oh wait, actually yeah, my one of 109 00:05:15.319 --> 00:05:17.439 my email addresses will be twenty years old this year. 110 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:20.360 So it's one of those things. 111 00:05:20.360 --> 00:05:22.240 So it goes, okay, you email just spin around for 112 00:05:22.279 --> 00:05:25.560 this time. It does a verification code and jobs are good. 113 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:29.759 So yeah, and it's there to protect children. But luckily 114 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:33.519 people have worked out as a loophole to this this 115 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:34.360 new legislation. 116 00:05:34.759 --> 00:05:40.399 People people, Okay, that just just that was that was 117 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:43.160 just like who needs The only people who would need 118 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:46.240 a loophole for this particular piece of legislation would be 119 00:05:46.319 --> 00:05:47.160 under eighteens. 120 00:05:47.680 --> 00:05:50.199 All people don't want to share that personal information with 121 00:05:50.480 --> 00:05:51.839 the adult content sites. 122 00:05:52.160 --> 00:05:54.399 I mean, all of your other information is shared everywhere 123 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:55.439 all the time. 124 00:05:56.439 --> 00:06:01.000 But the three little letters VPN gets past all of that. 125 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:08.040 Yeah, so the government have brought any predictable nipples indeed, yes, yeah, 126 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:11.240 very predictable nipples got a lot to be honest, I 127 00:06:11.279 --> 00:06:11.720 can see. 128 00:06:11.839 --> 00:06:11.879 So. 129 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:15.360 Yeah, the government has spent millions of pounds bringing this legislation. 130 00:06:15.480 --> 00:06:18.639 Companies had to spend millions and billions of pounds sorting out, 131 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:21.160 you know, over eighteen access and that sort of stuff 132 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:23.959 is there, protect protect children and all you need to 133 00:06:23.959 --> 00:06:25.000 get around it is a VPN. 134 00:06:26.439 --> 00:06:29.759 And I don't know any under eighteens who have ever 135 00:06:30.040 --> 00:06:33.319 looked at naked pictures of people in the world ever, exactly. 136 00:06:33.319 --> 00:06:35.959 I was very much looking forward to my eighteenth birthday 137 00:06:35.959 --> 00:06:37.120 so I could find out what all the. 138 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:40.480 All who Yeah, yeah, I had never went into a 139 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:43.120 forest and found some wet magazine. 140 00:06:43.360 --> 00:06:46.040 It's always in a hedge or like in a railway siding. 141 00:06:46.079 --> 00:06:48.000 Why was that the forest near me? 142 00:06:48.160 --> 00:06:51.160 Oh yeah, railway sid always. 143 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:53.439 Slightly burnt for some reason of port was always burnt 144 00:06:54.319 --> 00:06:54.920 so hot. 145 00:06:55.560 --> 00:06:56.680 Just the pages it's written on. 146 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:02.920 Indeed, it's just it's it's a proof that, you know technology, 147 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:05.199 you can find a work around very easily. And it's 148 00:07:05.199 --> 00:07:06.879 also proof that the government, I'm quite sure what the 149 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:07.959 darious all the time. 150 00:07:08.360 --> 00:07:12.319 Some of the time. All right, yeah, sure, fine. 151 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:15.399 Hey, they've done very well with the test and trace 152 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:18.240 No the other thing, HS two, No. 153 00:07:18.279 --> 00:07:20.519 The other thing. There's something. 154 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:23.199 There's some poppers thing from years ago. Do you remember that? 155 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:25.439 No? What's that thing? 156 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:30.279 They made poppers illegal for about twenty minutes until they 157 00:07:30.279 --> 00:07:32.959 realize what they've done, and then they undid it. 158 00:07:33.120 --> 00:07:34.600 Rumor arises. 159 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:38.240 Because I want my room to smell like felt tip pens. 160 00:07:38.920 --> 00:07:42.240 Anyways, alway, moving on, have you ever met a real 161 00:07:42.240 --> 00:07:43.000 life superhero? 162 00:07:46.279 --> 00:07:47.519 No, how do you know? 163 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:49.480 Good point? 164 00:07:49.759 --> 00:07:57.040 Superman's optrometrist adopt what they called optician know that he's Superman. 165 00:07:57.519 --> 00:07:58.759 Because he's got hypnoglasses. 166 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:01.680 Yeah, he takes off the glass Superman. So he takes 167 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:02.519 them off and people. 168 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:06.360 Go and in the in the in the new movie, 169 00:08:06.800 --> 00:08:08.879 he is wearing hypno glasses. 170 00:08:09.040 --> 00:08:11.240 Hypno glasses like the Hypno toad. 171 00:08:11.439 --> 00:08:14.519 As in they change what your brain sees so that 172 00:08:14.639 --> 00:08:20.439 you you don't make the connection between Clark Kent and Superman. 173 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:23.160 Oh, like a perception filter in Doctor Who exactly. 174 00:08:23.040 --> 00:08:26.000 And apparently that is like old comics canon. It's like 175 00:08:26.000 --> 00:08:29.439 the original way that he disguised his identity was that 176 00:08:29.480 --> 00:08:32.600 his glasses were hypno glasses, not just now in one 177 00:08:32.759 --> 00:08:36.679 now and the other, but actually a proper a proper 178 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:37.639 bit of science there. 179 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:41.240 So we're talking about people with extreme abilities like extreme 180 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:43.600 cold resistance, super memory, and unique vision. 181 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:47.080 Oh right with you? Not as far as I know. 182 00:08:47.159 --> 00:08:47.639 Tell me more. 183 00:08:47.679 --> 00:08:47.960 Okay. 184 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:52.320 So there's people like the ice Man, okay, Hymn waff 185 00:08:53.559 --> 00:08:55.840 Right who climbed icy mountains. 186 00:08:55.559 --> 00:08:57.440 In shorts as wim Hoff. 187 00:08:58.039 --> 00:08:58.799 Is it wim Hoff? 188 00:08:59.080 --> 00:09:03.480 Yeah? Not him? One same thing is that whim Hoff? 189 00:09:04.200 --> 00:09:04.960 No, that's not him. No. 190 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:10.879 And then people with synesthetics who can see music and things. 191 00:09:10.960 --> 00:09:13.480 Yes, a good friend of mine has that made a 192 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:17.279 whole album about it. Has made several but he made 193 00:09:17.320 --> 00:09:20.360 one about the colors of the tube map and what 194 00:09:20.519 --> 00:09:23.480 the music that they that those colors meant to him. 195 00:09:23.600 --> 00:09:27.080 So each of the tracks on his album was inspired 196 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:28.960 by the color, and the noises it made in his 197 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:31.080 head are really good. Yeah. 198 00:09:30.879 --> 00:09:34.600 Yeah, I know someone that puts colors to names. 199 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:38.799 Oh okay, it's like I see it like Dame Barbara 200 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:41.480 and it's like I just the yellow from a banana. 201 00:09:41.559 --> 00:09:43.440 I don't know why, it just that's the yellophant and 202 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:47.039 it's just it's it's amazing to see. So scientists believe 203 00:09:47.080 --> 00:09:50.440 that genetics rare conditions and neurodivergence. 204 00:09:49.559 --> 00:09:53.279 Actually explain most of these cases, right, So when people 205 00:09:53.360 --> 00:09:56.799 joke about, oh, neurodiversion, I'm a super here, actually possibly true. 206 00:09:58.639 --> 00:10:01.919 So yeah, the idea isn't just fiction. It's people that 207 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:08.000 go way outside the norms. There's hyper all right, Yeah, 208 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:13.080 hyper thesma, which is total recall memory. Okay, so when 209 00:10:13.080 --> 00:10:15.799 people talk about like an idetic memory and stuff, it's 210 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:20.360 about being able to recall absolutely everything. Tetrachromy which is 211 00:10:20.399 --> 00:10:23.600 seeing more colors, so not just seeing green, seeing like 212 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:25.360 intense green and different shades of green. 213 00:10:25.440 --> 00:10:28.840 Stuff. Yeah, normally need substances for that kind of thing. 214 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:33.639 And people like Stephen Wiltshire, who is an artistic savant 215 00:10:33.679 --> 00:10:35.360 who draws entire cities from memory. 216 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:37.240 I've seen, I've seen a thing about him. Yeah. They 217 00:10:37.279 --> 00:10:40.240 took him on a like a helicopter ride and then 218 00:10:40.279 --> 00:10:43.200 sat him down with a depending a massive bit of 219 00:10:43.200 --> 00:10:45.080 paper and he just drew the whole skyline like in 220 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:45.799 super detail. 221 00:10:46.679 --> 00:10:46.919 Yep. 222 00:10:47.159 --> 00:10:47.360 Nice. 223 00:10:47.720 --> 00:10:51.000 So yeah, superheros they walk among us. 224 00:10:51.279 --> 00:10:52.600 Well, thanks for that, Mike. 225 00:10:53.039 --> 00:10:55.200 And what you bring us after the short break River, Well. 226 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:58.000 I am going to be talking about a presidential TV show, 227 00:10:58.360 --> 00:11:00.080 So stay right there. 228 00:11:09.519 --> 00:11:12.279 Welcome back, to tune the cud now river, I'm guessing 229 00:11:12.279 --> 00:11:14.639 it's about Trump when you keep talking about president. 230 00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:23.200 It is indeed, sorry, but hey might as well. Yeah, started, 231 00:11:23.240 --> 00:11:27.440 so let's carry on, uh South Park, So at least 232 00:11:27.440 --> 00:11:31.080 it's not anything about Trump himself. It's about people extracting 233 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:33.600 the urine, which is always nice, always nice. 234 00:11:33.519 --> 00:11:37.600 Yes, yes, and south tastefully and carefully. 235 00:11:37.919 --> 00:11:43.360 Very classic, very high brown. For example, South Park's season 236 00:11:43.399 --> 00:11:49.399 twenty seven, I know Sea Lord. It's titled Sermon on 237 00:11:49.440 --> 00:11:53.559 the Mount okay, and it takes aim at former former 238 00:11:53.679 --> 00:11:58.440 US President Donald Trump. You heard it here fall sentenced 239 00:11:59.080 --> 00:11:59.559 the Future. 240 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:00.679 I think that a typo. 241 00:12:00.919 --> 00:12:03.480 I mean, I mean he was, he is a former 242 00:12:03.519 --> 00:12:06.120 and present present. There was one in the middle. They 243 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:08.480 didn't really do anything, so it doesn't really care anyway 244 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:12.440 of course of breaking u oh, it's depicting him in 245 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:15.240 a deep fake style scenario with Satan. 246 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:16.080 Okay. 247 00:12:16.879 --> 00:12:19.799 The episode's outrageous satire cost more than one and a 248 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:23.440 half million dollars and as part of the Paramount plus 249 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:26.600 deal thing. I don't know, all they're streaming. Things are 250 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:28.879 all getting a bit complicated and stuff. They were going 251 00:12:28.919 --> 00:12:30.879 to amalgamate into one big thing and then we'll just 252 00:12:30.960 --> 00:12:33.919 have like sky again or whatever it was where they 253 00:12:33.960 --> 00:12:37.559 all come together. Anyway, the White House has condemned the sketch, 254 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:41.000 while the creators defended their content as a biting commentary 255 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:44.960 on media censorship and political absud absurdity. 256 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:49.879 So yeah, I've seen parts of this episode. Does not 257 00:12:49.919 --> 00:12:51.919 paint the Dundon in the best of lights. 258 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:52.840 Shocking, I know. 259 00:12:52.960 --> 00:12:55.519 Oh, no, I know, right, But. 260 00:12:55.440 --> 00:12:57.440 What I also love is they did this in bed 261 00:12:57.440 --> 00:12:59.000 with Satan thing with Sadam Hussein. 262 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:01.440 Yeah, that's what I was thinking. It's not even original, 263 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:02.360 it's it's a very. 264 00:13:02.240 --> 00:13:04.919 Old but they've brought it back specific so they're saying 265 00:13:04.960 --> 00:13:06.039 that he's as bad as to them. 266 00:13:06.720 --> 00:13:09.399 Oh biting, I know, timely. 267 00:13:09.759 --> 00:13:11.639 And that it's also very tiny penis. 268 00:13:12.320 --> 00:13:16.279 Oh okay, I didn't can you do penises on TV? Now? 269 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:19.000 I thought that was still a thing, not so much cartoon, 270 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:20.759 So oh that makes it okay. 271 00:13:22.120 --> 00:13:24.720 I think it's after the Watershed as well, and it's 272 00:13:24.720 --> 00:13:25.840 in America. 273 00:13:25.519 --> 00:13:28.960 So Trey Parker and what's it Stone have been quoted 274 00:13:28.960 --> 00:13:32.159 as saying, we're not sorry, and we wield that freedom, 275 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:34.600 meaning the freedom of expression, And I think it's the 276 00:13:34.720 --> 00:13:37.080 First Amendment isn't it some of that I don't know, 277 00:13:37.159 --> 00:13:42.279 freedom of speech, yes, tis so, Yeah, it should explicit 278 00:13:42.360 --> 00:13:45.519 content be part of satire. Should we be classier about 279 00:13:45.519 --> 00:13:47.360 our satire than needing willies and bums? 280 00:13:47.360 --> 00:13:51.679 And I think wi's going to help satire be more palatable. 281 00:13:51.879 --> 00:13:54.440 Willies and bums help most things I found. 282 00:13:54.519 --> 00:13:58.639 Yeah, there's one of those things that they've done this 283 00:13:58.720 --> 00:13:59.200 joke before. 284 00:13:59.639 --> 00:14:03.080 Was sad, Yeah, it's yeah. 285 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:07.120 And it was Yeah. 286 00:14:07.399 --> 00:14:08.960 It's one of those things where if I say, well, 287 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:12.759 this seems lazy and just thing the Yeah, and that's 288 00:14:12.799 --> 00:14:15.080 how we're sticking it to the man by being lazy 289 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:17.480 and just read it. I'm like, or you know whatever, 290 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:19.799 you need to tell yourself as you rake in all 291 00:14:19.799 --> 00:14:22.519 that money and do the least possible about work for it, 292 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:25.039 you're gonna have an art form at least be creative. 293 00:14:25.159 --> 00:14:27.879 Like whacking a different dictator's face on the head of 294 00:14:27.879 --> 00:14:29.879 the person in bed with Satan seems a little bit 295 00:14:29.919 --> 00:14:32.360 low effort, but hey, what do I. 296 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:37.200 Know, technically not a dictator at the moment because he 297 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:37.879 was elected. 298 00:14:38.120 --> 00:14:42.159 Yeah, that's enough of him, right you grant Okay. M 299 00:14:44.320 --> 00:14:48.159 Stein was visibly caught asleep in the Royal box behind 300 00:14:48.240 --> 00:14:53.799 Queen in the he fell asleep in Queen Camilla's box. Okay, 301 00:14:55.480 --> 00:14:57.639 during the Wimbledon quarter final. 302 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:03.120 It's Wimbledon, s go to cricket, hasn't he? Hey? There 303 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:06.440 is there is? Is he just not upset? Rather than 304 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:07.679 is that a sleeping person? 305 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.399 I mean I would pull that face if I was 306 00:15:10.440 --> 00:15:12.919 being made to watch, I'm going to said cricket. What 307 00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:16.919 sport is that turning? Either case, it's tedious. I don't 308 00:15:17.000 --> 00:15:19.559 understand I would be in a similar thing. And so 309 00:15:19.679 --> 00:15:22.559 what he's like? What sixty odd seventy odd? He sat down, 310 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:25.039 it's warm, his comfy, He's probably had a drink suit, 311 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:29.279 wearing a suit to go to the to go anywhere 312 00:15:29.799 --> 00:15:36.279 sports balls? Who really can this? This is one of 313 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:41.559 those really important stories. Clearly naturally naturally fashionable in shades 314 00:15:41.639 --> 00:15:45.759 and attire. He is wearing a tire. 315 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:47.240 He is once again not nude. 316 00:15:47.279 --> 00:15:50.600 Well done him, Well done. Grant snap during the match 317 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:54.240 quickly became a viral meme moment, endearing fans who joked 318 00:15:54.279 --> 00:15:58.600 he must have needed a beauty rest. All right, nap, 319 00:15:59.480 --> 00:16:05.200 Apparently the commentator so not convinced to you, Grant is awake? 320 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:08.039 Someone go and check on him please, which seems unnecessary. 321 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:09.679 Leave him alone like him, have a nap. 322 00:16:10.000 --> 00:16:12.720 Like he's paid one hundred and something thousand pounds. I 323 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:14.360 don't know how much ticket is to wimble and no, 324 00:16:14.399 --> 00:16:15.000 they're not cheap. 325 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:17.200 And he's wearing his tennis suit like him. You let 326 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:19.200 him have a nap if he wants a nap. Don't 327 00:16:19.240 --> 00:16:21.759 need you commenting on him. I mean the woman sat 328 00:16:21.799 --> 00:16:24.120 next to him doesn't look impressed, but then she's wearing 329 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:26.080 a dress from Laura Ashley and a wig from the 330 00:16:26.080 --> 00:16:28.799 party shop. I think so, you know, not really want 331 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:30.879 to comment. 332 00:16:32.120 --> 00:16:36.679 She has a very tanned cleavage. Cleavage is more tanned 333 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:41.679 than her face. Just pointing out, I mean, do you 334 00:16:41.759 --> 00:16:44.519 care what the you other nap at sporting event that 335 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:44.840 he went. 336 00:16:45.200 --> 00:16:47.159 I mean, if you're going to go and fall asleep, 337 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:48.759 I would say maybe don't go. But then at the 338 00:16:48.759 --> 00:16:53.200 same time, I'm not going to go ever so and 339 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:55.000 someone has to otherwise. 340 00:17:00.679 --> 00:17:03.519 Because you lived in London for a while, yes, because 341 00:17:03.559 --> 00:17:06.480 I'm cool. Did you did you ever get tempted to 342 00:17:06.519 --> 00:17:10.720 triangle to Wimbledon? Why would I to mock people as 343 00:17:10.720 --> 00:17:12.079 who arecue was well going with. 344 00:17:13.160 --> 00:17:14.799 Mock people from far far away I don't need to 345 00:17:14.799 --> 00:17:17.920 get up closed to mock people at Wimbledon. It's anyway. 346 00:17:18.039 --> 00:17:20.559 I lived in East London because again I'm cool, and 347 00:17:20.720 --> 00:17:27.079 Wimbledon is far far left hand London, West London. 348 00:17:27.720 --> 00:17:33.039 Yeah, no, I always in the east because I'm cool. 349 00:17:33.319 --> 00:17:35.519 I don't know the rest of the points of the compass. 350 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:40.559 Why would I just over there? So the other end 351 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:48.680 of the green line not doing that? Get Ben can 352 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:53.519 can embarrassment such as this humanize a celebrity rather than. 353 00:17:54.200 --> 00:17:55.680 The most embarrassing thing he's ever done. 354 00:17:56.400 --> 00:17:59.119 And it was quite human of him the other thing 355 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:01.880 that he did, although he was dating Liz Hurley at 356 00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:04.880 the time, and you have to think, but he. 357 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:09.559 Was dating Liz Hurley and still sometimes you get an itch. 358 00:18:10.519 --> 00:18:11.119 That's true. 359 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:14.400 I can see Liz Hurley being quite mainenance, how aminenance, 360 00:18:14.960 --> 00:18:17.759 because you've got to be I think reference. 361 00:18:18.000 --> 00:18:22.160 And five dollars is five dollars, so you know Qushing 362 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:25.720 On story three, Tom. 363 00:18:25.480 --> 00:18:28.920 Daily, Okay, he's smirked and perked up a little bit there. 364 00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:33.960 That's just that's gonna stop there. Tom Daily, just imagine it's. 365 00:18:33.759 --> 00:18:34.759 Too big for his body. 366 00:18:34.759 --> 00:18:40.240 I'm not looking at his head. He's a retired christ 367 00:18:40.279 --> 00:18:41.000 he's retired. 368 00:18:41.160 --> 00:18:44.960 He's retired old age is like twelve. 369 00:18:44.759 --> 00:18:48.079 From being Olympic, from being an Olympic diver. He's retired. 370 00:18:49.440 --> 00:18:53.000 He's got five Olympic medals. There he is. He's probably 371 00:18:53.000 --> 00:18:56.279 wearing all of them right there, can't tell, did he 372 00:18:56.279 --> 00:18:59.799 He's prevent presenting the weather forecast wearing only some custom 373 00:18:59.839 --> 00:19:03.039 he sensitive knitted knitted swim trunk. 374 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:05.480 Knitted swim trunk. He's from the Victorian era. 375 00:19:05.680 --> 00:19:08.799 The studt was in partnership with Malibu and the Royal 376 00:19:08.839 --> 00:19:11.640 Life Saving Society of UK of the UK to promote 377 00:19:11.680 --> 00:19:14.759 there don't Drink and dive campaign. I suppose that the 378 00:19:15.079 --> 00:19:20.839 knitted trunks do obscure things a bit more than his 379 00:19:20.960 --> 00:19:28.400 usual super tight Olympic Whoever invented, whoever designed the the 380 00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:31.640 the the the super tiny trunks that they wear for 381 00:19:31.680 --> 00:19:33.880 the Olympics should win a medal themselves. I think, like, 382 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:39.279 can't fault it perfect, bang on. 383 00:19:40.279 --> 00:19:41.559 They look itchy. 384 00:19:43.279 --> 00:19:46.319 Co hosts Alison Hammond and Dermot O'Leary added to the 385 00:19:46.319 --> 00:19:51.480 fun by showering daily with water. I had have gone 386 00:19:51.480 --> 00:19:55.720 with the baby oil, but but wool when it gets wet, 387 00:19:55.880 --> 00:19:59.160 gets very heavy and it's kind of like a full 388 00:19:59.240 --> 00:20:01.599 Nappy's just gon slowly edge its way down his per 389 00:20:01.720 --> 00:20:04.039 pert thighs, is what I'm. 390 00:20:03.920 --> 00:20:05.039 It's going to just look like a nappy. 391 00:20:06.599 --> 00:20:08.079 He's still not got any body hair. Do you think 392 00:20:08.079 --> 00:20:10.359 he has? Just oh yeah, just that little bit. Oh 393 00:20:10.400 --> 00:20:14.200 he gets that manscapes, doesn't he tiny nipples? They're so small? 394 00:20:15.519 --> 00:20:15.720 Oh? 395 00:20:15.759 --> 00:20:18.119 And oh yeah. They showered in with water and later 396 00:20:18.319 --> 00:20:20.599 covered him with a towel for. 397 00:20:20.599 --> 00:20:26.599 His modesty, MEFA, because I said for his modesty. 398 00:20:26.759 --> 00:20:31.559 The segment combined lighthearted visuals with crucial advice. Okay, do 399 00:20:31.559 --> 00:20:34.039 you know what the crucial advice was? Don't eat yellow snow, 400 00:20:35.799 --> 00:20:39.799 do not drink and dive, which is the name of 401 00:20:39.799 --> 00:20:41.680