Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We let your tako one on
Speaker 1: one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots, all right.
Speaker 1: Another reminder are Rock the Bank cash giveaways thousand bucks
Speaker 1: a pop, thirteen times each weekday. This picks back up
Speaker 1: and starts this morning right around nine oh five. You'll
Speaker 1: get the first keyword of the day, and then we
Speaker 1: repeat the process around five past each hour, all the
Speaker 1: way through until nine oh five this evening with Klinger
Speaker 1: and Pat.
Speaker 2: Do you agree with my theory that this morning at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock and actually this is probably this whole week
Speaker 2: is your best opportunity to win.
Speaker 3: Yeah, before everybody and their brother is up to speed
Speaker 3: on the deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you're on your toes and uh and you
Speaker 2: hang on every word we say for five hours every morning.
Speaker 4: Don't worry. That's why we remind you. As Pat said, No.
Speaker 3: We know you guys and ladies are very good at
Speaker 3: this time contest, and we'd like to keep that streak alive,
Speaker 3: so we will remind you. Ish. Yes, just have w
Speaker 3: j R dot com the website bookmarks somewhere, because that's
Speaker 3: where you'll go each time and you get these keywords
Speaker 3: and enter them each ower and then someone's randomly picked.
Speaker 3: Researchers have partnered in Finland and the United States to
Speaker 3: develop well. They're calling it an anti viral chewing gum.
Speaker 3: Taco Bob Okay explain. They're claiming that this uses certain
Speaker 3: elements that will essentially naturally trap proteins that could prevent
Speaker 3: things like influenza and herpes developing.
Speaker 4: Wait herpies, they apes gum.
Speaker 3: This is this is what got my attention. I that
Speaker 3: one see this playing out in real life when I saw.
Speaker 4: Her pulling that, you know, the herps gum out of
Speaker 4: her purse.
Speaker 3: Hey, maybe this becomes a common uh, you know ritual
Speaker 3: before you you go out of the first date with
Speaker 3: somebody new. Have you had your anti vacked anti viral gum?
Speaker 3: It just so happens. I have some Would you like
Speaker 3: a piece? Have to? I insist?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 5: Hey, hey Boby that's your name?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 5: Have you been tested? You know, you seem like a
Speaker 5: nice guy and whatnot.
Speaker 4: And if I'm gonna you think my do you think
Speaker 4: I'm what do you mean? If I've been tested? Do
Speaker 4: you think I'm like special.
Speaker 5: Well, no, no, I you know, I might be like
Speaker 5: physically attracted to you and perhaps we might you know,
Speaker 5: get it on.
Speaker 2: All testing for that. I thought you were saying, you
Speaker 2: know that. All right, yes, ma'am, we're good. And look
Speaker 2: at this. I have a fresh pack of her pleas
Speaker 2: with me. Yes, it's similar to Rigley's, but they don't
Speaker 2: want it. So it's her pleas and after I take it,
Speaker 2: it's time to please her, hence her please.
Speaker 3: Okay, I just pulled that one. Obviously, juicy fruit. It's not.
Speaker 4: Juicy fruit to the loin such a cooler all.
Speaker 3: Right, keep track on the development of that, see if
Speaker 3: that becomes something that hits the mainstream or not.
Speaker 4: And no, it's not called her pleas or.
Speaker 3: Juicy fruitless. Yeah, new start up in Los Angeles is
Speaker 3: launching the first that we're aware of, sperm Racing League.
Speaker 2: I thought instead of juicy fruit, replaced the juicy or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so what's the sperm raising up to.
Speaker 3: It's a startup in Los Angeles, the first that we're
Speaker 3: aware of, sperm Racing League. They're going to be live
Speaker 3: streaming the first event on April twenty fifth from the
Speaker 3: Hollywood Palladium Theater on Sunset Boulevard. Tickets to be there
Speaker 3: in person go on sale today, as you you know,
Speaker 3: queue up to get in on the on sale. It's
Speaker 3: not a joke. They've built a microscopic racetrack so guys
Speaker 3: can go head to head and see who've got the
Speaker 3: fastest swimmers. The track is said to mimic the dynamics
Speaker 3: of a woman's reproductive system said. They say the point
Speaker 3: is to bring attention to fertility and turn health into
Speaker 3: a competition because it's something you can train for, just
Speaker 3: like any other sport. It's about making male fertility something
Speaker 3: people actually want to talk about, track and improve uh.
Speaker 3: They say. The new league will have everything other sports have,
Speaker 3: including press conferences, play by play commentary, and betting. Yes,
Speaker 3: you apparently will be able to pick your favorites and
Speaker 3: wager on the winners. First race will feature crosstown competitors
Speaker 3: UCLA and USC.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, just stop, you're putting too much other So.
Speaker 3: You and I I want to know the mechanics of
Speaker 3: how this plays out.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm asking you and I and six other
Speaker 2: guys are It's.
Speaker 3: All about how quickly you can wave the green if
Speaker 3: you will, I guess no, is it how quickly that?
Speaker 3: Or is there how quickly they once they're once the
Speaker 3: green is waived, then it's how quickly they run down
Speaker 3: stream navigate the course. Yes, there's some really weird people
Speaker 3: in this world. I know we say that on a
Speaker 3: regular basis, but wow that you know? Never mind, you
Speaker 3: know what you're gonna end up. Do you know what
Speaker 3: they're trying to do this in the name of public
Speaker 3: service and creating awareness, what they're gonna end up doing?
Speaker 3: A sperm shaming. You think you're gonna have mister Blanks
Speaker 3: who doesn't know he's mister Blanks right now until the
Speaker 3: green waves and well they're stuck in the starting gate.
Speaker 3: I think they test you.
Speaker 2: I think they test ahead of time before you're able
Speaker 2: to be a contestant.
Speaker 3: I would hope, so, you know, I hope.
Speaker 2: So somebody said herpleas it's called horbits instead of orbits.
Speaker 2: Herpes e A E A z e Uh care for
Speaker 2: a piece of vowel tres peppermint.
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 4: Herp you these? Oh dude, do you have that?
Speaker 3: I don't want to say it out loud to push
Speaker 3: herp off. Where are you going? In La. I'm going
Speaker 3: to the the other one to take. Well, no you can.
Speaker 3: You can take the pack of you know herp off
Speaker 3: and go to this firm race. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Ruin if a future idiotology story, so I'll just show
Speaker 2: it to you and that somebody texted this in at
Speaker 2: two two five, two six. I know when it's local,
Speaker 2: we normally don't get into it if it happened again.
Speaker 4: But see the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to look at that. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 2: haven't seen that. We'll have to search that one. And
Speaker 2: even if it is, I mean, if it was a
Speaker 2: work incident, we're not going to do it because a
Speaker 2: person's family might be listening in Orange City.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll research that further.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go ahead and copy paste while you're reading
Speaker 2: the next story of copy paste already done that, quick, pat,
Speaker 2: how's the multitasking?
Speaker 3: That's you are? There's no no one better than you?
Speaker 3: And oh that skill?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, this was three days ago.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Four idiots have been arrested for riding their horses into
Speaker 3: a Walmart in Baker, Louisiana. One more time, four idiots
Speaker 3: have been arrested for riding their horses into a Walmart
Speaker 3: in Baker, Louisiana. Listen to this guy's excuse.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that's my emotional supporting. We just went in
Speaker 6: and rode. We always read to Baker. We just wanted
Speaker 6: to do it that day. I mean it was fun.
Speaker 6: We went famous. That's that's all we do. You want
Speaker 6: to hurt no bad than nothing?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, well there's yeah the video of this on
Speaker 3: our Facebook.
Speaker 4: You don't just want to leave your horse outside, right, Yeah?
Speaker 3: So you just bring it in with you.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I know the guy was a complete imbecile. I could
Speaker 2: hear it. But they just want social media glory, that's it.
Speaker 2: Do you recall no emotional support in this? Do you
Speaker 2: ever recall seeing a horse tie up? You know, kind
Speaker 2: of like they have a bike crack. I've seen that
Speaker 2: at my Walmart. Could you tie your horse to that?
Speaker 3: Why not? Safer than you know, writing it into the store?
Speaker 3: Much less four of them again?
Speaker 4: H m hmmm.
Speaker 2: So Pat, what do you got going on this weekend?
Speaker 2: I'm thinking flying out to LA for this event. Nope, tubes,
Speaker 2: We're tied, not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: Raised in Central Florida.
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