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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Another reminder are Rock the Bank cash giveaways thousand bucks

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<v Speaker 1>a pop, thirteen times each weekday. This picks back up

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<v Speaker 1>and starts this morning right around nine oh five. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>get the first keyword of the day, and then we

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<v Speaker 1>repeat the process around five past each hour, all the

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<v Speaker 1>way through until nine oh five this evening with Klinger

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<v Speaker 1>and Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you agree with my theory that this morning at

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<v Speaker 2>nine o'clock and actually this is probably this whole week

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<v Speaker 2>is your best opportunity to win.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, before everybody and their brother is up to speed

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<v Speaker 3>on the deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you're on your toes and uh and you

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<v Speaker 2>hang on every word we say for five hours every morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't worry. That's why we remind you. As Pat said, No.

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<v Speaker 3>We know you guys and ladies are very good at

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<v Speaker 3>this time contest, and we'd like to keep that streak alive,

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<v Speaker 3>so we will remind you. Ish. Yes, just have w

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<v Speaker 3>j R dot com the website bookmarks somewhere, because that's

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<v Speaker 3>where you'll go each time and you get these keywords

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<v Speaker 3>and enter them each ower and then someone's randomly picked.

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<v Speaker 3>Researchers have partnered in Finland and the United States to

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<v Speaker 3>develop well. They're calling it an anti viral chewing gum.

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Bob Okay explain. They're claiming that this uses certain

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<v Speaker 3>elements that will essentially naturally trap proteins that could prevent

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<v Speaker 3>things like influenza and herpes developing.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait herpies, they apes gum.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is what got my attention. I that

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<v Speaker 3>one see this playing out in real life when I saw.

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<v Speaker 4>Her pulling that, you know, the herps gum out of

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<v Speaker 4>her purse.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, maybe this becomes a common uh, you know ritual

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<v Speaker 3>before you you go out of the first date with

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<v Speaker 3>somebody new. Have you had your anti vacked anti viral gum?

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<v Speaker 3>It just so happens. I have some Would you like

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<v Speaker 3>a piece? Have to? I insist?

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<v Speaker 4>Please?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, hey Boby that's your name?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's up?

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<v Speaker 5>Have you been tested? You know, you seem like a

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<v Speaker 5>nice guy and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 4>And if I'm gonna you think my do you think

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<v Speaker 4>I'm what do you mean? If I've been tested? Do

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<v Speaker 4>you think I'm like special.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, no, no, I you know, I might be like

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<v Speaker 5>physically attracted to you and perhaps we might you know,

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<v Speaker 5>get it on.

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<v Speaker 2>All testing for that. I thought you were saying, you

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<v Speaker 2>know that. All right, yes, ma'am, we're good. And look

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<v Speaker 2>at this. I have a fresh pack of her pleas

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<v Speaker 2>with me. Yes, it's similar to Rigley's, but they don't

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<v Speaker 2>want it. So it's her pleas and after I take it,

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<v Speaker 2>it's time to please her, hence her please.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I just pulled that one. Obviously, juicy fruit. It's not.

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<v Speaker 4>Juicy fruit to the loin such a cooler all.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, keep track on the development of that, see if

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<v Speaker 3>that becomes something that hits the mainstream or not.

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<v Speaker 4>And no, it's not called her pleas or.

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<v Speaker 3>Juicy fruitless. Yeah, new start up in Los Angeles is

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<v Speaker 3>launching the first that we're aware of, sperm Racing League.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought instead of juicy fruit, replaced the juicy or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, okay, so what's the sperm raising up to.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a startup in Los Angeles, the first that we're

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<v Speaker 3>aware of, sperm Racing League. They're going to be live

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<v Speaker 3>streaming the first event on April twenty fifth from the

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<v Speaker 3>Hollywood Palladium Theater on Sunset Boulevard. Tickets to be there

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<v Speaker 3>in person go on sale today, as you you know,

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<v Speaker 3>queue up to get in on the on sale. It's

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<v Speaker 3>not a joke. They've built a microscopic racetrack so guys

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<v Speaker 3>can go head to head and see who've got the

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<v Speaker 3>fastest swimmers. The track is said to mimic the dynamics

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<v Speaker 3>of a woman's reproductive system said. They say the point

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<v Speaker 3>is to bring attention to fertility and turn health into

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<v Speaker 3>a competition because it's something you can train for, just

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<v Speaker 3>like any other sport. It's about making male fertility something

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<v Speaker 3>people actually want to talk about, track and improve uh.

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<v Speaker 3>They say. The new league will have everything other sports have,

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<v Speaker 3>including press conferences, play by play commentary, and betting. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you apparently will be able to pick your favorites and

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<v Speaker 3>wager on the winners. First race will feature crosstown competitors

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<v Speaker 3>UCLA and USC.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hold on, just stop, you're putting too much other So.

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<v Speaker 3>You and I I want to know the mechanics of

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<v Speaker 3>how this plays out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm asking you and I and six other

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<v Speaker 2>guys are It's.

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<v Speaker 3>All about how quickly you can wave the green if

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<v Speaker 3>you will, I guess no, is it how quickly that?

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<v Speaker 3>Or is there how quickly they once they're once the

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<v Speaker 3>green is waived, then it's how quickly they run down

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<v Speaker 3>stream navigate the course. Yes, there's some really weird people

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<v Speaker 3>in this world. I know we say that on a

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<v Speaker 3>regular basis, but wow that you know? Never mind, you

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<v Speaker 3>know what you're gonna end up. Do you know what

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<v Speaker 3>they're trying to do this in the name of public

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<v Speaker 3>service and creating awareness, what they're gonna end up doing?

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<v Speaker 3>A sperm shaming. You think you're gonna have mister Blanks

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<v Speaker 3>who doesn't know he's mister Blanks right now until the

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<v Speaker 3>green waves and well they're stuck in the starting gate.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they test you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they test ahead of time before you're able

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<v Speaker 2>to be a contestant.

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<v Speaker 3>I would hope, so, you know, I hope.

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<v Speaker 2>So somebody said herpleas it's called horbits instead of orbits.

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<v Speaker 2>Herpes e A E A z e Uh care for

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of vowel tres peppermint.

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<v Speaker 3>God?

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<v Speaker 4>Herp you these? Oh dude, do you have that?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to say it out loud to push

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<v Speaker 3>herp off. Where are you going? In La. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to the the other one to take. Well, no you can.

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<v Speaker 3>You can take the pack of you know herp off

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<v Speaker 3>and go to this firm race. I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruin if a future idiotology story, so I'll just show

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<v Speaker 2>it to you and that somebody texted this in at

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<v Speaker 2>two two five, two six. I know when it's local,

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<v Speaker 2>we normally don't get into it if it happened again.

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<v Speaker 4>But see the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I need to look at that. Yeah, okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>haven't seen that. We'll have to search that one. And

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<v Speaker 2>even if it is, I mean, if it was a

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<v Speaker 2>work incident, we're not going to do it because a

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<v Speaker 2>person's family might be listening in Orange City.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll research that further.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go ahead and copy paste while you're reading

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<v Speaker 2>the next story of copy paste already done that, quick, pat,

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<v Speaker 2>how's the multitasking?

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<v Speaker 3>That's you are? There's no no one better than you?

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<v Speaker 3>And oh that skill?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, this was three days ago.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Four idiots have been arrested for riding their horses into

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<v Speaker 3>a Walmart in Baker, Louisiana. One more time, four idiots

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<v Speaker 3>have been arrested for riding their horses into a Walmart

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<v Speaker 3>in Baker, Louisiana. Listen to this guy's excuse.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, that's my emotional supporting. We just went in

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<v Speaker 6>and rode. We always read to Baker. We just wanted

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<v Speaker 6>to do it that day. I mean it was fun.

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<v Speaker 6>We went famous. That's that's all we do. You want

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<v Speaker 6>to hurt no bad than nothing?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah yeah, well there's yeah the video of this on

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<v Speaker 3>our Facebook.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't just want to leave your horse outside, right, Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>So you just bring it in with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I know the guy was a complete imbecile. I could

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<v Speaker 2>hear it. But they just want social media glory, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you recall no emotional support in this? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>ever recall seeing a horse tie up? You know, kind

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<v Speaker 2>of like they have a bike crack. I've seen that

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<v Speaker 2>at my Walmart. Could you tie your horse to that?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not? Safer than you know, writing it into the store?

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<v Speaker 3>Much less four of them again?

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<v Speaker 4>H m hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>So Pat, what do you got going on this weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking flying out to LA for this event. Nope, tubes,

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<v Speaker 2>We're tied, not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Raised in Central Florida.

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<v Speaker 4>This is one on one one w j R.

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