Speaker 1: They try to deny us. Today and Dwight nine together yes,
Speaker 1: prayed to the gods of rock and roll to give
Speaker 1: us the strength to come to work today because you
Speaker 1: meet us.
Speaker 2: So what do we know about this virus? Well, we
Speaker 2: know that it would have killed any two normal man.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: That's what the doctors told about.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, they said, had this happened to any normal
Speaker 2: human being, they would have been dead in the first
Speaker 2: twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: He's quite a miracle, it really is.
Speaker 2: They said that we're two walking miracles to survive this.
Speaker 1: They have asked for some blood work and all that
Speaker 1: for studies.
Speaker 3: And I gave us one better.
Speaker 2: I gave a sample of everything, urine, stool and blood.
Speaker 3: Welcome back.
Speaker 1: It's President's Day, Dwight and I if you haven't, if
Speaker 1: you didn't notice last week, great job Dave and Gus
Speaker 1: for coming up with some best of bits.
Speaker 4: I'll give Dave all the credit on that. He'd uh
Speaker 4: fine work there, he did.
Speaker 3: Well, he's not here. Some did not notice.
Speaker 1: Some are like, yeah, yeah, I heard some of those
Speaker 1: bits before.
Speaker 2: I was getting text and private messages on social media
Speaker 2: all week and I had no idea what they were
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 1: I will say this, if there is anybody that you
Speaker 1: know that doesn't have a support system we have. I
Speaker 1: have a supports system. I have my mother's in town.
Speaker 1: I got my wife took care of me all this stuff.
Speaker 1: She got it, but she had flu shots.
Speaker 3: She got over. But that reminds me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Wittons are far superior than the Venettis when
Speaker 2: it comes to containing a virus. We're just better than
Speaker 2: you all. Yeah, see you the text, I saw your
Speaker 2: wife and you never said anything back.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well what happens is when you care too much. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it like it lowers your your your body's ability to
Speaker 1: fight all viruses.
Speaker 3: So we care more than you. So oh is that right?
Speaker 3: It's what the doctor told me. Well, if the doctor
Speaker 3: told you, it must be true.
Speaker 1: But I again, if you know someone that doesn't have
Speaker 1: a support group that you find out has this whatever,
Speaker 1: this strain of the flu does not play what is
Speaker 1: the name of the clown on in Living Color? Homie, homie,
Speaker 1: don't play. No, Homie's more than just hitting you in
Speaker 1: the head with the sock with the thing in it. Look,
Speaker 1: this virus will take you down. If you know someone,
Speaker 1: call them, see if you can help them, because man,
Speaker 1: there were days I.
Speaker 3: Got up and then fell down. I did too. I
Speaker 3: got up and said, I.
Speaker 1: Gotta get up, I gotta get up. I get up,
Speaker 1: and then I fall down, and then I turn around
Speaker 1: and crawl back to the bed and go yeah no.
Speaker 1: And I thought at those parts, at those points of
Speaker 1: single moms, single dads that have kids, that they don't
Speaker 1: have a choice. They got to get up and make
Speaker 1: food for their kids, They got to get their kids dressed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they got stuff to do.
Speaker 2: Grow somebody with the flu making your breakfast, you know,
Speaker 2: Oh thank you.
Speaker 1: No, moms, that's what moms do, and what's what single
Speaker 1: dads do.
Speaker 3: But you can't just tell them to go ahead and
Speaker 3: open up pop tarts. Can't do That's not how it works.
Speaker 3: So let me feed himself all week.
Speaker 1: I appreciate our support groups you had, Susan, you have your.
Speaker 3: Mom, You get all that, Susan, my mom and Lenny. Yeah,
Speaker 3: let me oh boy.
Speaker 4: I kind of wish we could put the text message
Speaker 4: exchanges up on oh so, But then I don't know, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: not interesting at times, you know, it's right.
Speaker 2: And then I was doing talk to text with one
Speaker 2: hundred and two some odd fever and I went back
Speaker 2: and read some of them.
Speaker 3: I had no idea what I said to you.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I know clearly.
Speaker 4: I could not tell if that was talk to text
Speaker 4: or you were just both hallucinating. It's like, well, how
Speaker 4: you feeling, Yeah.
Speaker 3: There's a little bit. It was a little bit of both.
Speaker 2: There was a couple of days where I didn't know
Speaker 2: what when the fever was real hot, Like one time
Speaker 2: it was one O two point nine, and man, I
Speaker 2: didn't know what day it was.
Speaker 3: I was extra stupid. Well, the fever made me extra stupid.
Speaker 1: Well, that's let me tell you that level saying a lot.
Speaker 3: That's saying a lot there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I remember you telling me who used to
Speaker 1: work out with the South End guy?
Speaker 3: Oh, Porter Cotrel.
Speaker 1: Porter Contrell said, because the old thing was get to
Speaker 1: the gym, sweat it out, work out. And I said,
Speaker 1: don't do that, pork control He's he said, don't do it,
Speaker 1: don't do it right, I turned fifty six in a
Speaker 1: couple of eyes, Orter said, don't. So yesterday when I.
Speaker 3: Do, you went and I was the same thing. I
Speaker 3: went to the.
Speaker 1: Gym, did a mile and a half, sat in the sana.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you some huge mistake. Yeah, came home
Speaker 1: and just oh, came home and passed out. I went,
Speaker 1: I went, okay, that was a huge mistake. When you
Speaker 1: get old, it's not we're not in our twenties, we're
Speaker 1: in our fifties. When you get sick, dude, it drags,
Speaker 1: it gets you, It drags you down.
Speaker 2: I was, I was thinking this morning. It was big
Speaker 2: in the eighties and nineties. Now not so much because
Speaker 2: most of them are princesses. In the NFL. During the playoffs,
Speaker 2: you would say, oh, such and such as playing today
Speaker 2: with the flu, and yeah, yeah, you know, how did
Speaker 2: they do that? Because I got a winded, just like
Speaker 2: sitting up in bed.
Speaker 1: Well, they had drugs available to them that are not
Speaker 1: available to us that they pump them full of and
Speaker 1: say it you're playing for the next two hours, bro,
Speaker 1: because I gotta tell you full of stuff.
Speaker 2: After like two days of cough and it felt like
Speaker 2: somebody had beat my ribs.
Speaker 1: And then, like in the nineteen seventies, it was like, hey,
Speaker 1: here's a shot of be twelve, here's something else, do
Speaker 1: this line of coke. Yeah, I do this, this and
Speaker 1: this and then and Stabler went out there and played,
Speaker 1: but you know, but yes it will if anybody, if
Speaker 1: you know anybody's got this virus. Let me tell you,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I skipped this year's flu shot and
Speaker 1: I will never do that again.
Speaker 3: You're probably well, yeah.
Speaker 1: But thanks for everybody here supporting.
Speaker 3: Us, gus, thank you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh that was support.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I was just like, when are you getting back in here?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 1: I get the hippo laws, but like people were emailing
Speaker 1: and talking to us, and we're like, we're we're both out.
Speaker 1: We're both out the flu and pneumonia.
Speaker 4: Hey, guys that are saying you're out there on the
Speaker 4: forward line this morning, get you right?
Speaker 1: I need these spots today. Hey, I'm I have the
Speaker 1: moonia and the flu.
Speaker 3: What what you do? Work there? Right?
Speaker 2: So I texted Tony on Monday and I said, I said, dude,
Speaker 2: we're going to be out until at least Wednesday, and
Speaker 2: he said wednesday all caps, because I thought, are you crazy?
Speaker 3: There's no way last more than three days.
Speaker 2: I didn't break the damn fever till Thursday, and I
Speaker 2: thought I was coming back today on Friday, today, Monday,
Speaker 2: How you feel?
Speaker 3: I still feel bad? Damn right? You do?
Speaker 1: But you know why we're here because the people need us.
Speaker 1: Even though it's President's Day.
Speaker 4: Guys, it's funny you came back on the holiday. I know, hey,
Speaker 4: you know what, It's much appreciated.
Speaker 2: You know what I was gonna do just to see
Speaker 2: you make your head explode, But you've got way too much.
Speaker 3: Nobody has more going on than Gus Allen.
Speaker 2: The guy works twenty four hours a day, but just
Speaker 2: just to make his head explode. Sunday night, I started
Speaker 2: to submit for a vacation for this week.
Speaker 1: I saw it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 4: I would have I would I was. I was in
Speaker 4: just a mellow mood last night. I'd have been like,
Speaker 4: whatever they've been off for, thank you, and.
Speaker 1: Have any good I have a Concierge doctor, so I
Speaker 1: jumped on it early.
Speaker 3: So I mean he's got an American doctor. Right.
Speaker 2: If you want to live in Concierge, go live in Concierge.
Speaker 2: But when you're living here, get an American doctor.
Speaker 3: So Sunday a doctor. Sunday, I speak Concierg to speak
Speaker 3: American doctor.
Speaker 1: A is it?
Speaker 3: I knew?
Speaker 1: Get If you get a chance to get one of
Speaker 1: those conciers doctors, get them because you can call them
Speaker 1: on Sunday. They get the scripts around by Sunday afternoon.
Speaker 2: And if you need, if you need a table for
Speaker 2: fort ray perellas, they got you there too.
Speaker 1: So I think, doctor, that means, okay.
Speaker 3: How is everything?
Speaker 2: Is there any local visits that you would like to
Speaker 2: make reservations for?
Speaker 1: So instead of you having a regular doctor, family doctor,
Speaker 1: and you try to get an appointment and they tell you, well,
Speaker 1: we have Tuesday the nineteenth open at nine am or whatever.
Speaker 1: So you pay this doctor that has now going on
Speaker 1: his own or her own, and you pay them. He goes, look,
Speaker 1: give me fifteen hundred bucks or one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: dollars a month, and I will answer your phone twenty
Speaker 1: four hours a day and take care of you. There
Speaker 1: is no waiting. I am your doctor. I'm your private doctor.
Speaker 1: So it's basically basically fifteen hundred bucks is what they charge.
Speaker 1: It's it's worth every cent if you can afford it.
Speaker 1: It's worth every cent. Because I called him on a
Speaker 1: Sunday morning, I said, here's my symptoms are, like, we
Speaker 1: already send it over.
Speaker 2: You're sending pictures of things on your body and go, hey, doc,
Speaker 2: why are you mak of this.
Speaker 3: I do that anyway.
Speaker 1: But if Concierge's doctors are huge. Now my sister's got one.
Speaker 1: A lot of people I know got him because they're
Speaker 1: tired of you call the doctor and you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got we got an appointment open in three weeks.
Speaker 1: You're like, I have the flu now. So they're just
Speaker 1: like eh. And then I saw Farmer.
Speaker 3: He's exactly where I was going.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, no, I Kevin Hardy, So, Keith Farmer. He's
Speaker 1: a sports guy in Lexington. His dad lives in Louisville,
Speaker 1: and his dad is in a hallway at Norton's Healthcare.
Speaker 1: And they're like, we did here twelve hours. There is
Speaker 1: no er beds open. I'm not faulting Norton. I'm not
Speaker 1: faulting Norseon, but I'm saying, yeah, that's Keith Hamer.
Speaker 3: Okay, say I read that when I had a fever. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 1: You misread something. So but he's so his dad's in
Speaker 1: a hallway, yeah, in for twelve hours because there's no
Speaker 1: er beds open, much less a bed in the hospital.
Speaker 1: So again, this thing, this virus is overrun. Every time
Speaker 1: I kept canceling something, somebody is like, hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: see you today, and I go, no, I have the flu.
Speaker 1: They're like, man, everyone I know has the flu or pneumonia,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well.
Speaker 3: Include me there.
Speaker 1: So uh, if you can't help anybody it's down and sick,
Speaker 1: do that because some people don't have the infrastructure that
Speaker 1: Dwight and I are lucky to have.
Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine as miserable as I felt at my
Speaker 2: own place getting up and going to the er and
Speaker 2: sitting in the r hallway no like twelve hours, all
Speaker 2: those people talking and stuff around you. Oh no, and
Speaker 2: all those noises. I think I would be at piece
Speaker 2: of just riding it out.
Speaker 3: It's like any sound, it's amplified.
Speaker 2: Like luckily I live with a woman that talks in
Speaker 2: a whisper soft voice.
Speaker 3: Do you need anything? How's your fevor?
Speaker 4: By the way, I have any of your spouses gotten
Speaker 4: the flu shot?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, and Jackie got the flu. She had the flu
Speaker 1: shot and she hers lasted a day day and a half.
Speaker 2: Gus, my wife has a far superior immune system than
Speaker 2: his wife.
Speaker 3: She's fine. Well, she's lived with you, she's yeah, she's
Speaker 3: no kid.
Speaker 2: Like can you imagine if she used my toilet. She's
Speaker 2: immediately you're immune to everything after that.
Speaker 3: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing's grown in your bathroom because you don't
Speaker 1: clean it probably could cure cancer.
Speaker 3: Okay, you know, can I explain myself?
Speaker 2: Sure, it's as soon as you start cleaning a toilet
Speaker 2: or bathroom in general. Yeah, you're inviting bacteria in. That's
Speaker 2: all you're doing, right, That's why you should never clean
Speaker 2: your toilet.
Speaker 5: Do you have the what is it?
Speaker 4: I have a complex about people coming over to my
Speaker 4: house and they'll go in the bathroom, but that's the
Speaker 4: first thing they see and they're going, man, they got
Speaker 4: a dirty bathroom.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like the thing clean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to do it enough because you know,
Speaker 4: I look at that.
Speaker 1: Do you know why?
Speaker 5: Gosh, they don't have that?
Speaker 3: Do you know why? Gus?
Speaker 1: Because you're a judge, judge, judgmental guy?
Speaker 3: You know why?
Speaker 5: Yes, because you I am.
Speaker 1: Because you go into other people's bathroom and if it's dirty,
Speaker 1: you do the judge. Judge, judge, judge, you know why don't.
Speaker 4: You this little talk from people all the time. You know,
Speaker 4: we're not supposed to judge, I go, we're not supposed
Speaker 4: to we do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we do. That's right.
Speaker 1: That's why you're obsessed with your own bathroom because you
Speaker 1: judge people that you go to their house and it's
Speaker 1: a dirty bathroom when you go there.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want tom sure. I want to spend
Speaker 1: more time here.
Speaker 2: Well, every time I see someone a house guest walking
Speaker 2: to our filthy excuse for a hallway bathroom, I think,
Speaker 2: you know what, They're gonna be so grossed they'll never
Speaker 2: come back again.
Speaker 1: People don't realize that the producer of Saw movie series
Speaker 1: is from Louisville, and the inspiration Foresaw in the original
Speaker 1: bathroom scene where he's chained to the wall was a
Speaker 1: late night at Kelly's Lounge and Dixie Highway and said producer,
Speaker 1: and we won't name that person, was out with Dwighten
Speaker 1: ended up back at that house, and that bathroom that
Speaker 1: you had on Dixie Highway near Kelly's Lounge was the
Speaker 1: inspiration for the entire series Saw.
Speaker 2: Story down to the tile and everything correct story.
Speaker 1: We don't let a lot of people know that.
Speaker 3: The turnstile yes to walk in the house.
Speaker 1: The stolen turnstile from broad Ben Arena, from.
Speaker 3: The Ice Hawks. That's how it started. From the ice Hawks.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, since okay, we're gonna, We're gonna. Since you
Speaker 1: brought it up, this is a natural segue.
Speaker 3: Okay, I needed, I needed.
Speaker 1: The Frozen four of the whatever series between Canada, Sweden,
Speaker 1: America and Finland this weekend. They just seated a little American.
Speaker 1: It made me feel good to watch it.
Speaker 3: So so the Canadians.
Speaker 2: The audience boos the national anthem for the US.
Speaker 3: Yes. Soon as that puck drops.
Speaker 1: Bow, so he said. He looked over at him, Uh, chuck,
Speaker 1: check right, Brady, Yeah, or Matthew was the first one.
Speaker 1: There's two touchacks man. Matthew looks at the Dudents before
Speaker 1: the punk Jawks and says, hey, we're starting gloves off
Speaker 1: and they got in. Canadian guy goes all.
Speaker 3: Right, so they did. So the puck dropped.
Speaker 1: They didn't even bother to do that, and they just
Speaker 1: dropped the gloves went at it. Two seconds later, another
Speaker 1: American and Sam Bennett Canadian Sam Bennett. They go, all right,
Speaker 1: let's do this. Three fights going on at the same
Speaker 1: time to start the game. The place is going bunkers
Speaker 1: and then America scores three goals in the first period.
Speaker 4: Bam it was it just a USA Canada thing that
Speaker 4: they were just like, man, we're going to fight tonight,
Speaker 4: let's start this off with a good fight.
Speaker 5: Or was there something else going on there the.
Speaker 1: Well plus, I think these guys also know, let's do
Speaker 1: something for our sport. This is great for our sport.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna beat your ass right here on the on
Speaker 1: the ice and everyone's gonna love it. And the and
Speaker 1: the color in the Canadian Look, give it up to
Speaker 1: the Canadian guy who's thinking, all right, let's go.
Speaker 5: It was like a UFC fight.
Speaker 1: It was it was.
Speaker 5: There was no fake in that.
Speaker 3: That's real.
Speaker 1: If you look at what happened over the last two
Speaker 1: weeks with the NBA. Did you watch the NBA all
Speaker 1: started thing right? No, I watched NASCAR.
Speaker 4: I'm watching the American sport last night, which, by the way,
Speaker 4: I had another event in it.
Speaker 5: Did you see that?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: Trump? Yes? What crazy? That was? Where that was wild?
Speaker 3: Did they to five hundred?
Speaker 4: He wanted to do a lap and they took what
Speaker 4: ground Force one is what the cars named.
Speaker 3: I thought it was the Beast. I don't know. He
Speaker 3: eating drive?
Speaker 4: Yeah he drove yeah? Yeah here and he went or
Speaker 4: did a lap? Yeah, did he leave the pace lap?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I think so. I didn't watch.
Speaker 2: But then also prior to that, Air Force one did
Speaker 2: a huge flyover.
Speaker 5: That's right.
Speaker 2: So you know we've seen more in President Trump then
Speaker 2: we saw President Biden in all four years.
Speaker 3: In the past four weeks, I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 1: So NFL has gone to flag football for their All
Speaker 1: Star Game, for their All Pro game, just get rid
Speaker 1: of NBA, get rid of But this is the contrast
Speaker 1: to what hockey said. You know what we're gonna do,
Speaker 1: We're gonna fight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I don't even mean the NBA All Star
Speaker 4: Game and then the NBA.
Speaker 1: All Start you saw where they cheated, right.
Speaker 5: All I saw was the score was forty one to
Speaker 5: twenty five. That doesn't make any sise.
Speaker 3: I will say this though, I believe somebody traveled.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, so the night before they always do that.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be just dunk contest and the three
Speaker 1: point well they've changed it to this like obstacle course
Speaker 1: thing you can do right. Well, this amplifies all of
Speaker 1: NBA where it's gone and why people aren't watching and
Speaker 1: ratings are down fifty percent over ten years because during
Speaker 1: the competition the fewer time, the less time you continue,
Speaker 1: you finish the course, you get more points. So instead
Speaker 1: of shooting the ball on one of the portions, they
Speaker 1: just threw the ball to the ground. Two of the
Speaker 1: players did. They just dow them to the pre and
Speaker 1: everyone else was like, what are you doing? They're like,
Speaker 1: it's so they were cheating. Well they got disqualified. And
Speaker 1: I said, that is the mindset of the NBA play. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: that is the mindset of the NBA player. Whatever corner
Speaker 1: I can cut, no matter what rule I can break,
Speaker 1: no matter nothing matters except for me. Which it starts
Speaker 1: in AAU basketball and goes all the way through high
Speaker 1: school and college and if they go to college in
Speaker 1: an NBA. But that's the mindset. So then the contrast
Speaker 1: of this, this Frozen four, this USA versus Canada and
Speaker 1: Finland and Sweden to where these guys are literally beating
Speaker 1: the crap out of each other.
Speaker 2: I'm not a basketball fan in general, but I will
Speaker 2: on social media be scrolling through and I'll see like
Speaker 2: an NBA clip and every damn one of them they're traveling.
Speaker 3: Do they even call that? Do they call walking?
Speaker 1: When I know you watch the basketball all the time,
Speaker 1: So when they throw the ball and it hits the backboard.
Speaker 1: How many points does that player get if it just
Speaker 1: hits the backboard.
Speaker 2: If it just hits the basket, I believe that's one
Speaker 2: point for the backboard, unless unless.
Speaker 3: Who whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
Speaker 2: You're making you're making me sell like an idiot. No,
Speaker 2: I know what I'm talking about. Unless it hits part
Speaker 2: of that little square, there's point in.
Speaker 3: Half okay, right, yeah, yeah, that's right. See, you tried
Speaker 3: to make me sound stupid, right, but I tried to
Speaker 3: catch you and I wasn't gonna know about the little
Speaker 3: square part. I'm not an idiot. Uh.
Speaker 1: Last thing before we go to break, Yeah, I did
Speaker 1: do the quarantine room for most of the time. Yeah.
Speaker 4: By the way, the more you get worked up about
Speaker 4: the NBA and everything, the clear your voice got there.
Speaker 1: Yeah I got. I think I should just get more
Speaker 1: pissed off as the show goes. Oh, I texted our
Speaker 1: tweets or texted somebody today said, like, everything and everybody's
Speaker 1: going to irritate me today. So just that's what it's
Speaker 1: going to be.
Speaker 3: Challenge accepted.
Speaker 1: Oh so.
Speaker 5: I can't wait for this, but I will.
Speaker 1: Say man, when you're trapped in a room for like
Speaker 1: five days, nuts, you go nuts and they ate you.
Speaker 3: All right, Yes, we didn't do that. She text yeah,
Speaker 3: oh that's good. Great, that's good.
Speaker 4: That would explain some of the text messages on this
Speaker 4: exchange a few times.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, some of my accidents texted you are instead
Speaker 3: of her? Yeah, yeah, you idiots. And I'm like, exactly
Speaker 3: what it was too, And I was like, Io, what
Speaker 3: the hell was my ass for.
Speaker 4: The one I saw you'd respond back and say you
Speaker 4: oh great, blankety blanks something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 5: It was just out of the blue.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, there's a lot of incoherent stuff too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was. I was looking back, It's like I.
Speaker 1: Wish Gus would just do this.
Speaker 3: This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, this is Gus.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, there was.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of stuff I can't repeat on
Speaker 4: and it was just like out of the blue.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, the drugs are taking effect, all right,
Speaker 1: So let's do if you can the joke of the day.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, President's Day and it's Mama joke Monday, so
Speaker 1: let's do this.
Speaker 3: Get it get started here. Oh yeah, you got one.
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 1: I mean I would understand if you didn't.
Speaker 3: Hey, Fellas, what George Bush did? I think?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: President's Day. Here's George Bush.
Speaker 1: Thank you, miss thank you, mister president.
Speaker 3: Hey Fellows, Hey, hey.
Speaker 1: Mister President.
Speaker 3: Your mom are so stupid?
Speaker 1: Oh how stupid is you? Mister presid.
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Speaker 1: update on that said some of the worst flooding and
Speaker 1: weather issues they've we've had in the Commonwealth for the
Speaker 1: last ten years. He thanked Donald Trump for sending us
Speaker 1: some help. I know some folks that live on the
Speaker 1: river and they're getting surrounded now. Don't know when it's
Speaker 1: gonna peak. Matter of fact, last night, I usually take
Speaker 1: the Third Street exit and come up Third Street to
Speaker 1: Muhammad and come over to work. But let's skip that
Speaker 1: because I think it's starting to flood down there. I
Speaker 1: don't think they've closed it yet.
Speaker 2: They didn't because I was nervous that that might have
Speaker 2: happened this morning.
Speaker 1: Right, So it was just I again predicted all of
Speaker 1: this with the l not La Nina. Remember that in
Speaker 1: the summer, I said, this is going to be the
Speaker 1: worst winter we've had a long time. Everybody went, you
Speaker 1: don't know what you're talking about. There is no a
Speaker 1: la Lina, And I said, oh, yes, there is. There's
Speaker 1: an Ala Nina, And this is what we're experiencing now.
Speaker 3: I like to welcome my guest host this morning, Marge Simpsons.
Speaker 1: So we are still struggling with a flu pneumonia. But
Speaker 1: since we're dedicated, we're gonna watch Terry Miners spray these
Speaker 1: microphones down four thousand times before he goes on the here.
Speaker 2: Today stall because yeah, I don't believe this, but Sputnik
Speaker 2: has lost.
Speaker 1: And by the way we are going, I think we're
Speaker 1: going to get Doc Sadloe on because Valentine's Day is over.
Speaker 1: But there is a real thing called broken heart syndrome, Gus,
Speaker 1: did you know that that's this is a real thing.
Speaker 4: I actually had There was a story somewhere in the
Speaker 4: news wire I was looking through and.
Speaker 1: Saw this doctor say, broken heart syndrome is a real condition.
Speaker 1: The scientific term is stressed induced cardio myopathy. The condition
Speaker 1: is brought a cardio myopathy. The whole thing, stress induced cardiomyopathy.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: The condition is brought on by extreme stress hormones or
Speaker 1: emotions like a breakup, death, or losing a job. So
Speaker 1: broken heart. Actually, when they say, oh, she died of
Speaker 1: a broken heart, she did, it's true.
Speaker 3: That's right. What was everybody?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, irish because we're getting clo she died heart, she did.
Speaker 1: So that's a real thing.
Speaker 3: I want to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, first of all, you have to care about
Speaker 1: stuff for this to happen to you. So we're safe.
Speaker 1: I think we're safe.
Speaker 3: Well. Chinese scientists file this under the beginning of the end.
Speaker 3: As I watched Terminator when I was bored out of
Speaker 3: my mind with the fluid, I watched so much stuff.
Speaker 2: Chinese scientists have built a quadruped robot.
Speaker 3: That can run over twenty miles per hour.
Speaker 1: Oh is this the dog?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen it. It looks scary, dude, somehow of
Speaker 3: a nightmare if you ask me.
Speaker 2: Chinese scientists at a university have built a super fast
Speaker 2: robot called Black Panther. The four legged robot can run
Speaker 2: at speeds over twenty two miles per hour. That's faster
Speaker 2: than most of us can win run. I can't even
Speaker 2: shuffle along five miles an hour. They've been working on
Speaker 2: this robot since twenty eighteen. They had a lot to
Speaker 2: solve when it comes to problems. One of the main
Speaker 2: problems was the robot was breaking down when it went
Speaker 2: too fast, but they have corrected that now by adding springs.
Speaker 2: They made it work. Now the Black Panther is up
Speaker 2: and running. I wonder if, well, I wonder if disneyls
Speaker 2: sue them because the name Black Panther, that's one of them,
Speaker 2: that's one of their Marvel comic there's a Marvel character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, sure, it was also an activist group in
Speaker 1: the nineteen sixties, So I.
Speaker 2: Don't yeah, I don't think that it's also an animal
Speaker 2: at the Louisville Zoo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, we don't have a black panther.
Speaker 3: And at what point panthers, At what point will.
Speaker 1: We not need soldiers because the scary thought of four
Speaker 1: thousand of these dogs with a machine gun on their
Speaker 1: head coming over the hill. Yeah, and they're clearing city
Speaker 1: blocks where they're just going through like terminators and they're
Speaker 1: just these dogs that can run really fast.
Speaker 3: You can't outrun them. And what what?
Speaker 1: What is? What's a bunch of soldiers going to do
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: I've seen a documentary on this already called Terminator three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding. So if you got four thousand of
Speaker 1: these coming over the hill, what the hell are you
Speaker 1: supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Run?
Speaker 2: You know they make movies like The Terminator where everything
Speaker 2: just ends horribly and they go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what if we do this in real life? What? What? What?
Speaker 3: What happened in real life?
Speaker 2: I'm We'll tell you it's gonna kill us. All Your
Speaker 2: toaster's gonna communicate with your blender. It's gonna suffocate you,
Speaker 2: or it might be your smart alarm clock. I don't know,
Speaker 2: that's why.
Speaker 3: I I mean, it's some point dumb stuff in my head.
Speaker 1: They're getting close to time travel. I don't, don't.
Speaker 3: Don't.
Speaker 1: Just go ahead and call me a weirdo. Whatever you want,
Speaker 1: doesn't matter a weirdo. I'm sure I'm a weirdo. But
Speaker 1: they're they're close, dude. Do you know who's gonna win
Speaker 1: the person that gets to time travel first?
Speaker 3: Right? Do you know what? I do? Wish?
Speaker 2: But we're gonna We're gonna wear the hell out of
Speaker 2: these cough buttons today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you know what I do? Wish they would
Speaker 3: invent though, what the old star trek.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're here at standard for the field now but no,
Speaker 2: thank you, now your particles and you're in Cabo.
Speaker 3: No in five minutes, good luck. I'll get on a plane.
Speaker 3: You guys, would you do it? Nope? I would, I
Speaker 3: mean I wouldn't do it, break.
Speaker 1: Your body down to them in a molecular level, transport
Speaker 1: you to Cabo.
Speaker 3: What's gonna make me dumb?
Speaker 1: Or could get wait.
Speaker 2: A minute now, wait wait, or even better, Susan and
Speaker 2: I do it together in the same booth and then
Speaker 2: we become just one big thing, half her and half me.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 6: In the first when that thing boy just so annoying,
Speaker 6: hateful and loud, I don't even want to think about that.
Speaker 1: But yes, I mean, these at some point when are
Speaker 1: because they're they're getting ready to replace fighter pilots because
Speaker 1: you don't need them, because these jets are gonna fly
Speaker 1: on their own, or someone is going to be flying
Speaker 1: the jet from somewhere else like.
Speaker 3: A video game.
Speaker 1: That's now you have that now, So when these dogs
Speaker 1: things this scares me.
Speaker 3: What should.
Speaker 1: PLUS guys like let me. They're like, we're being replaced.
Speaker 3: No, you can't replace a lemmy dog. That's what they think.
Speaker 3: Is that little mouse go across with a motorcycle gear that,
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, another one went by. Here's a mouse
Speaker 3: biker gang in here. Be careful these shows I listen.
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to these shows ever again, Like,
Speaker 1: don't even put these shows. The Fever show, the Fever
Speaker 1: shows up on the podcast.
Speaker 4: Don't Oh that's going to be the crowning part. Yeah, please,
Speaker 4: don't do that.
Speaker 5: This is what everybody wants to hear.
Speaker 1: Plus, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Please. I've got a bunch of this name.
Speaker 2: But in just twenty four hours, a rarian Shakula managed
Speaker 2: to break six world records. His nickname is the Human Calculator.
Speaker 2: He's only fourteen years old. He's from India. The boy
Speaker 2: put his mental math to a test, and these are
Speaker 2: some pretty freaky things.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: He mentally just in his head added a added a
Speaker 2: one hundred four digit numbers in thirty point nine seconds.
Speaker 3: Yeah uh.
Speaker 2: He also mentally added two hundred four digit numbers in
Speaker 2: one minute, nine point sixty eight seconds Uh, here's here's
Speaker 2: one that's really there's like six of these, but I'll
Speaker 2: just give you the top three.
Speaker 1: What's his name, just the first name, give me the
Speaker 1: first name, bro Arion. Okay, So yes, Arion can answer
Speaker 1: one hundred and four line math problem in forty seconds.
Speaker 3: List yeah, listen, list okay, But then ask Arion, Arion,
Speaker 3: how you pick up a girl? Talk to that guy?
Speaker 3: Right right?
Speaker 1: No, no, talk to that person there?
Speaker 3: What hey?
Speaker 1: Go as I need you to just have a conversation
Speaker 1: with that person.
Speaker 3: Go ask that girl she wants to see the new
Speaker 3: Ghostbusters movie. Well, I could do that. The ghost sponsors
Speaker 3: couldn't do that.
Speaker 2: I can't do that, but I can't tell you the
Speaker 2: evening would approximately set you back.
Speaker 3: What's better included? Uh? Someday five May.
Speaker 1: My superpower is to make the opposite sex sex feel awkward.
Speaker 3: Would I talk to him? It's my super power? Shendy, Yeah, ah,
Speaker 3: would you come over and do some math equations on Friday?
Speaker 1: And I'm sure Arion's parents, these Indian parents are so
Speaker 1: forgiving having carrying.
Speaker 3: You got beat when he got one of those wrong,
Speaker 3: I mean carrying and light his feet on fire. He
Speaker 3: got a math problem.
Speaker 1: You don't like quit, quit that math problem and go
Speaker 1: play soccer. Kid, get outside.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not happening. Uh.
Speaker 2: He also mentally multiplied to eight digit numbers. He multiplied
Speaker 2: two eight digit numbers in two minutes and thirty five seconds.
Speaker 5: Good for this kid.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what we have, Dave Jennings, computers, right, computers.
Speaker 2: I remember every math teacher going, you're not gonna have
Speaker 2: a calculator.
Speaker 3: You gotta do it in your head.
Speaker 4: Look right here, that's what we got right here. Everybody's
Speaker 4: got one. Take that, miss Butler. Hell, you don't even
Speaker 4: have to punch in the numbers. You just push the button. Yes,
Speaker 4: how can I help you?
Speaker 3: Right? What is fourth?
Speaker 1: Allan then plus fourth? You don't even have to puns
Speaker 1: it a.
Speaker 2: Y we've been it's gonna it's making society dumber. Oh,
Speaker 2: I mean by there's no questions.
Speaker 1: There's no questions.
Speaker 2: So when when When Tom Maybe and I got booked
Speaker 2: for the Amazing Race, we were shockingly the oldest people
Speaker 2: on the.
Speaker 3: On the cast.
Speaker 2: Okay really yeah, And so they asked us, they said,
Speaker 2: how do you think you're going to fare against these
Speaker 2: young twenty thirty somethings. I said, pretty damn well, and
Speaker 2: they said, what do you mean. I said, we're used
Speaker 2: to driving with maps and backs of envelopes. All these jerks,
Speaker 2: they've used GPS through your entire life.
Speaker 3: That's our advantage, that's right. And their eyes open the
Speaker 3: other way. Yeah, you know what, you're right, Well.
Speaker 1: You have that secret language called cursive.
Speaker 5: Yeah right, how my help?
Speaker 1: Am I supposed to eat this? It's cursing?
Speaker 3: Is this some kind of witchcraft?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So I always do these stories because these people
Speaker 1: with selfies, I these these stories make me feel bad.
Speaker 1: But they don't because I feel bad because I'm like,
Speaker 1: you deserve it, because you're trying to take a selfie
Speaker 1: with a shark. Trying to take a selfie with a
Speaker 1: shock or shark a man eating predator is bound to
Speaker 1: end not end well. Fifty five year old woman, she's
Speaker 1: in her twenties, maybe you ah right, she's vacationing and
Speaker 1: she decided to take us a picture to engage with
Speaker 1: a six foot shark. Obviously, the shark was like, didn't
Speaker 1: know that this was selfie telling.
Speaker 3: Right, right of course, and bit off her hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they had to amputate the other arm
Speaker 1: above the wrist halfway up so she has no hand
Speaker 1: on one side and I'm from the forearm down gone.
Speaker 1: Why because she tried to take a selfie with a shark.
Speaker 3: Did she get the shot?
Speaker 1: But no one told the shark it was supposed to
Speaker 1: be just a selfie.
Speaker 3: Did you get the shot? That's what I'm thinking. Hey, Google,
Speaker 3: you have video, Google, Google.
Speaker 1: And then now you have to explain what happened in
Speaker 1: your hands. I was taking the selfie with a shark.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen have you ever seen the Stingray
Speaker 2: photo Yes, Google, Stingray photo bomb. If you won't laugh
Speaker 2: because he's smiling, it's going to social media where James
Speaker 2: Atkins is says, uh, you're alls laughed cough sounds like
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