Speaker 1: For those who don't know, Danny has uh he told
Speaker 1: me to fuck off, uh and uh when found a
Speaker 1: better job. So Michael's gonna be taken over, but Danny
Speaker 1: is Dany'll be around well like once a week or so, Danny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so Michael has been officially.
Speaker 2: Trained on.
Speaker 1: Set, stay roll over. There's anything else y'all work on?
Speaker 3: Which is that weird thing where you put peanut butter
Speaker 3: all over yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that one.
Speaker 2: No wonder.
Speaker 1: He was down here for like six hours. I was like,
Speaker 1: he's been down here a long time. I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't come down. I got home. I was like, he's
Speaker 1: still here. What are they possibly doing? Dowether? All right, well,
Speaker 1: welcome to Dogma debate hashtag rooftop rant. Let's you know
Speaker 1: what we gotta do our our weekly tradition of seeing
Speaker 1: how many subscribers smoking small he has? Let's see.
Speaker 2: Let's see who?
Speaker 1: Oh, Danny, is there a way to see who the
Speaker 1: subscribers are? You can't on YouTube?
Speaker 5: You're anonymous?
Speaker 2: Oh we're at fourteen getting up there.
Speaker 1: That's that's impressive. Like each show we seem to be
Speaker 1: getting somewhere between. It's about six point five subscribers per podcast.
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Kind of crushing it for somebody that is zero content,
Speaker 1: zero content. So if if you finally want to join us,
Speaker 1: I to be fair, I just searched smoking smallly all
Speaker 1: one word, no G. But you can also do the app.
Speaker 6: Got a lot of people realize smoking is you drop
Speaker 6: the G. A lot of people don't know there's a
Speaker 6: G in smoking.
Speaker 1: Let me just tell you something that I think is
Speaker 1: going to change your life. Speaking of impressions, your video
Speaker 1: of Russell Brand, your your uh uh impersonation and then
Speaker 1: what do you say Russell does a rebrand? Yeah? And
Speaker 1: what I immediately texted you, Yeah, you need to you
Speaker 1: need to create a channel called Russell Rebrand.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 1: It was so good. Now you can cut your hair,
Speaker 1: the beard, the hair, the accent. It was so perfect.
Speaker 1: Is that video doing well?
Speaker 6: No, it's not like less than five thousand views.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm shocked. Do you know, Danny?
Speaker 2: Do you know Russell Brand?
Speaker 1: You do?
Speaker 6: I think that's the problem though, is most people don't.
Speaker 3: They remember him as the goofy stand up comedian that
Speaker 3: was on talk shows a lot, so they don't know
Speaker 3: his Instagram channel is now impersonating modern.
Speaker 1: But that's what you gotta do. You got to start
Speaker 1: with a regular joke that he would tell or as told,
Speaker 1: and then randomly shift into some crazy maga Christian shit
Speaker 1: that no one asked for, and then trying to rebrand,
Speaker 1: like Russell rebrand is brilliant right here, turn.
Speaker 4: That on.
Speaker 1: So good because you know he's like was like in
Speaker 1: trouble for sexual assault. And then when ultra Christian.
Speaker 7: To your heart if you're accused of and not just
Speaker 7: a physical bit of physical bioluminescent sort of way, but
Speaker 7: in a get out of jail free card kind of way,
Speaker 7: like you're coming after me because I'm Christian, Like, yeah, guy.
Speaker 1: You can't be doing that light.
Speaker 7: And then I also found that I'm far more conservative
Speaker 7: in my thinking as soon as I realize that Republicans
Speaker 7: side with the best woman a liar.
Speaker 4: So.
Speaker 1: Trump. So I so my edit would be to cut
Speaker 1: it right when you say liar. But because at the
Speaker 1: end I think people probably scroll but of all the silence.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're good.
Speaker 2: We need to tighten that up.
Speaker 1: But dude, that is so did you just make that
Speaker 1: up off the top of your head.
Speaker 6: That was improv baby.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying I think you could do so
Speaker 1: many of those videos completely off the top of your head,
Speaker 1: and those who know will know, and those others will
Speaker 1: be like, wait a minute, are you did Russell Brand
Speaker 1: do that? You're even doing your face like Russell does
Speaker 1: his face every now. Look, every now and then we
Speaker 1: find somebody that we can just perfectly impersonate because for
Speaker 1: some reason, they're not that far off from our natural
Speaker 1: strad For me, it's Billy Bob and uh Carl his
Speaker 1: character and sling Blade that yeah, was do and doer.
Speaker 1: I'm already weird and southern with a raspy voice, and
Speaker 1: I can get there. You're fucking you're Russell Rebrand, dude.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: It was so good. And you also get his vibe,
Speaker 1: You get the way he talks his his cadences. I
Speaker 1: just did you create an account?
Speaker 6: Not yet, No, because I can't. I don't have another
Speaker 6: bit in me. It's just the one that came up.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 6: What happened is I was going to do.
Speaker 1: My hold on.
Speaker 2: No, that character is in you.
Speaker 1: If you were an imp of class right now and
Speaker 1: someone said come in as Russell Rebrand, you could be
Speaker 1: that guy for an extended period of time. I know
Speaker 1: that your hair's pulled up in that fucking man bun.
Speaker 1: It's so spot on. You can do this interview. I
Speaker 1: can interview you as Russell Rebrand and you would get
Speaker 1: it so fun. Don't don't think about I have no
Speaker 1: more bits of me, dude. Just start recording all right
Speaker 1: as Russell Rebrand, and something will come out that you
Speaker 1: can save. I promise you. Man.
Speaker 2: All right, I tell what's in there.
Speaker 6: All right, tomorrow we do another Russell Rebrand. All right,
Speaker 6: see what happens good?
Speaker 2: Maybe even tonight when you get home.
Speaker 1: Who knows.
Speaker 6: Maybe well, very unlike Russell. I'm sipping.
Speaker 1: We're we gonna say that that was the catalyst for that.
Speaker 6: Well, I remember, but I remember what I was about
Speaker 6: to say to you, which was totally off subject.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you said.
Speaker 1: The reason I did that was.
Speaker 3: No, that was just that I literally was going to
Speaker 3: wash my face in the mirror and I put the
Speaker 3: hair up and I.
Speaker 1: Went, oh shit, I look like Russell Brand.
Speaker 4: I ran out, grabbed the camera.
Speaker 3: Well, I actually put on a took my shirt off
Speaker 3: because he's always shirtless, but put a gaudy looking.
Speaker 1: Shirt over the open gaudy shirt.
Speaker 2: It was so good.
Speaker 6: And just ran out and just that was the first
Speaker 6: thing that came to mind.
Speaker 1: And so what I what I said to Michael was
Speaker 1: that he should definitely start an ac count called Russell
Speaker 1: Rebrand and just post videos exclusively as Russell. It would
Speaker 1: be so funny.
Speaker 6: Just I would do it just to get his attention.
Speaker 6: Just said that he knows there's somebody out there that
Speaker 6: hates what he's become and just fucking dishes on.
Speaker 1: It, and maybe even maybe even start some of your
Speaker 1: videos like that, like yeah, you know in two thousand
Speaker 1: and full I said, and then say some brilliant thing
Speaker 1: that he said, because actually really good at it, and
Speaker 1: then take that thing and go.
Speaker 6: But now I think it's probably Jesus.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that was the thing I was
Speaker 3: thinking of. Now I'm going to ruin the bit to
Speaker 3: the listeners, but that I was thinking, like, you know,
Speaker 3: something along the lines of, you know, I've spent thirty
Speaker 3: years thinking about this, I've read every philosophy book and
Speaker 3: I finally had an epiphany.
Speaker 1: Jesus, like yeah it's Christ.
Speaker 6: Yeah that's something like that.
Speaker 1: But also lean into the MAGA stuff. Yeah, because he
Speaker 1: did definitely go there for like refuge from his like
Speaker 1: sexual assault chargers.
Speaker 6: That's what I was driving at with a little bit.
Speaker 1: But I think that's there's a lot of meat on
Speaker 1: that bone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, there's a lot of meat on that bone.
Speaker 4: More Russell rebrand to.
Speaker 2: Come, dude, I can't wait, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Sweet all right?
Speaker 2: What was completely off topic that you?
Speaker 6: Completely off topic?
Speaker 3: That I saw on the way over here was a
Speaker 3: woman complaining I was surfing through Instagram and I came
Speaker 3: across this woman and astrology type person complaining that chat
Speaker 3: GPT is so atheistic, Like every time I ask it
Speaker 3: a question, it's like, well, there's no proof that astrology
Speaker 3: is real.
Speaker 6: Well, there's actually no proof that any of the She's like,
Speaker 6: and what the fuck is with this chat?
Speaker 1: It's like such an atheist And I was just laughing
Speaker 1: at myself.
Speaker 3: I was like, of course, it's a super intelligent brain
Speaker 3: with none of the baggage and emotions of being a
Speaker 3: human being.
Speaker 6: You think it's gonna buy into fucking religion. So funny,
Speaker 6: of course, chaps an atheist?
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean it doesn't have a belief. It
Speaker 1: only knows data I know exactly. It doesn't have a
Speaker 1: like it always cracks me up when I'm like every
Speaker 1: now and then I'll use it for like comparing two
Speaker 1: products or whatever, and then it'll try to be a
Speaker 1: human and be like, you know what I would do
Speaker 1: if I was building a fence, You would never build
Speaker 1: a fence. Shut up, that's not don't talk to me
Speaker 1: like that. Just give me the fucking data. I've had
Speaker 1: to go in the settings and tell it like, I
Speaker 1: don't want the yeah, I did humanisms. I just want
Speaker 1: just tell me the ship, like, don't try to be
Speaker 1: nice to me, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just give me the info.
Speaker 6: No problem, We'll just keep it light and breezy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I hate how long the sentences are after.
Speaker 2: I tell it what to do.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, well you get like again, I went
Speaker 6: into the settings. I got rid of all that.
Speaker 3: It doesn't kiss my ass, it doesn't tell me great job,
Speaker 3: that sweet idea.
Speaker 1: Dude, just just right to the right to the point,
Speaker 1: right to the point. What was the usually wrong?
Speaker 2: And it's just like being married.
Speaker 1: That was the test to see if my wife listens
Speaker 1: to this show, she says, She says she listens, and
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Gonna tell her I said that, so we'll see if
Speaker 2: she yelled.
Speaker 1: At me about it the next couple of weeks.
Speaker 3: Anyway, you know what I hate is fake bits that
Speaker 3: are just everywhere.
Speaker 4: Like I think I've told you.
Speaker 6: That, people catching their spouse cheating.
Speaker 2: It's all bullshit, fake, all fake.
Speaker 6: But you know what else is all fake?
Speaker 8: This pastor or this person got caught reading from chat
Speaker 8: GPT and you see like some pastor. But it's always
Speaker 8: like at an angle, you can't see anyone else. No
Speaker 8: parishioners in the church like so much fake stuff, and
Speaker 8: they always go and.
Speaker 9: The Lord said, and with my grace will we all
Speaker 9: get to the Promised Land. And if you want a cleaner,
Speaker 9: less wordy version of this, we can also do that.
Speaker 6: Wait, whoops, are so fake?
Speaker 1: And did the same thing for a congressman the other
Speaker 1: day They did the same thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I feel like those are all fake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably.
Speaker 6: So much, so much, but their cheating ones make me crazy.
Speaker 6: They're so fucking fake.
Speaker 1: I fail for one the other day, pretty hard, did you?
Speaker 2: I did?
Speaker 1: But before I shared it, I did go fact check it,
Speaker 1: and that's how I found out this woman was like
Speaker 1: the text on the screen said something along the lines
Speaker 1: of accepting an invite to my tender date's wedding. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh shit, so.
Speaker 3: She's got him on speaker and she's like a little
Speaker 3: viral because in truth, i've told you this before.
Speaker 4: It's because you watched it because.
Speaker 1: So it's basically she's like, she's got him on speaker
Speaker 1: and he's like you are don't you fucking come to
Speaker 1: my wedding? Bella, I swear you burn up where her
Speaker 1: name was, and she was like, I'm coming, Like I
Speaker 1: made friends with your wife, found out you were married,
Speaker 1: went to the same gym, made friends with your wife.
Speaker 1: Now she's invited me to your wedding and I'm fucking coming.
Speaker 1: And she's like he's.
Speaker 2: Like, don't you fuck me?
Speaker 1: Burn not come? And I was like damn. I was
Speaker 1: like that sounds crazy. And I was like I better
Speaker 1: follow so I can stick around for more. And I
Speaker 1: was gonna share it with my wife and I went
Speaker 1: to her page, the girl's page, just to see the
Speaker 1: very next video was inviting my boyfriend's tender date over
Speaker 1: for dinner. And I'm like, within forty eight hours and
Speaker 1: I'm like, her whole page is just like you're not
Speaker 1: even trying to hide that it's fake, Like you're just
Speaker 1: doing these little episodes, because all it takes is for
Speaker 1: someone to go to your Because I went to the
Speaker 1: page to like follow along with that story for what
Speaker 1: she went through, and immediately I was like, the first
Speaker 1: thing I thought was that guy on the phone was
Speaker 1: a pretty good actor, because I usually sniff out, even
Speaker 1: especially being an actor, I usually sniff out the acting
Speaker 1: a lot. Almost every radio bit you've ever heard, or
Speaker 1: somebody called in to their job, or somebody called and
Speaker 1: pranked someone, or I'm gonna call and tell my mom
Speaker 1: I'm gay, or almost every single one of those everyone's actors.
Speaker 1: When you're an actor, you join websites to be picked
Speaker 1: for things.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to promote them, but we all know
Speaker 2: what they are.
Speaker 1: And you get hit up for Will of Fortune and
Speaker 1: Jeopardy and game shows and Jerry Springer type stuff and
Speaker 1: court shows that you thought were real. It turns out
Speaker 1: all our actors, yeah, he's Michael was on a court
Speaker 1: show under a completely different name. Were you suing someone
Speaker 1: or being sued?
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 6: Being sued.
Speaker 1: You were being sued for stealing a joke? Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: my phone's going crazy, and I usually you can you
Speaker 1: can you can pick up and tell that it's fake,
Speaker 1: but I could not so that that guy got me,
Speaker 1: so props to him. He's a good actor.
Speaker 3: You know, I haven't seen one of these in a while,
Speaker 3: but there were so many, and as I think, I've
Speaker 3: told you this before, but I built a permanent set
Speaker 3: fifteen years ago.
Speaker 4: I built airplane, the airplane and the airport set.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I recognized the set that I built anyway,
Speaker 3: But a lot of stuff on planes.
Speaker 6: Woman has panic attack on plane or all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: And the first thing you'll notice is I always leave
Speaker 6: the comment. I'm like, how are these people alive.
Speaker 10: In an unpressurized airplane?
Speaker 6: Because if you film out an airplane, it's pressurized.
Speaker 3: You can hear the airflow as you're pumping it full
Speaker 3: of air to keep the air pressure up. And you
Speaker 3: watch one of these videos and it's a side silent airplane.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw a video today from an account called
Speaker 1: body Cams. Yeah, Jille and I watch a lot of
Speaker 1: body cam stuff, and it's essentially this can with this
Speaker 1: woman and it said the title was how much coke?
Speaker 2: And he walks up to the.
Speaker 1: Car and the woman immediately goes, I'm sorry, I got
Speaker 1: three hundred and fifty pounds of coke in the back
Speaker 1: of my truck. And he's like, what, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 1: going to a party and everybody likes coke. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And then he walks in the back of the truck
Speaker 1: and it's just like one hundred and twelve packs of
Speaker 1: Coca Cola. And I was like, this is so stupid.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I think I saw something. So
Speaker 1: I backed it up a little bit and I watched
Speaker 1: it again. It's not a body cam, it's not a cop.
Speaker 1: The guy's holding his phone right at his chest and
Speaker 1: just as he goes past the window, you could briefly
Speaker 1: see a reflection of him wearing like this red McDonald's
Speaker 1: T shirt or some shit. Yeah, I'm like, the whole
Speaker 1: this is all fake, Like you know nothing, nothing's real, man.
Speaker 6: A lot of those bodycam ones are fake. I saw one.
Speaker 6: I mean I feel like, just like you, I can
Speaker 6: spot him immediately.
Speaker 4: Well, I just assume everything's fake anyway.
Speaker 1: I never go into a thinking is reel.
Speaker 3: But and then having watched enough real bodycam footage, you
Speaker 3: know when it's a real cop, and yeah it's not.
Speaker 6: It's so obvious.
Speaker 1: But how they talk, what they say, yea even the noises,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean like cops the body Yeah, constantly
Speaker 1: and interrupted by noises and things like that.
Speaker 3: But uh, this is a big one that I've seen
Speaker 3: like five different recreations of out at the same time. Like,
Speaker 3: like cop on his first day at the new courthouse
Speaker 3: walks into the judge's office and there's a black guy
Speaker 3: sitting there and he's.
Speaker 11: Like, sir, you can't be here. Why are you here here?
Speaker 11: This is the judge's office, Sir, you can't be here.
Speaker 11: And he's like, you know, I think you've made a
Speaker 11: terrible mistake. And somebody walks in there, like why are
Speaker 11: you talking to the judge that way?
Speaker 8: Yeah, except they picked a twenty two year old to
Speaker 8: play the judge.
Speaker 6: So stupid, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1: All right, Danny's got to get out of here. And
Speaker 1: Danny's been in a big part of this conversation, so
Speaker 1: we appreciate you, Danny.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna head upstairs. Do you need any more of this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, drink this Coca cola or please a little more
Speaker 3: in the Coca Coca.
Speaker 1: Let's go upstairs.
Speaker 2: And I will give you some more of that little ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do some ice. And so you got. This
Speaker 1: has to go with us, but without touching any buttons
Speaker 1: as we travel.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna do touch of business.
Speaker 1: Well we're on recording right now, so you're gonna have
Speaker 1: to edit this out tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Oh fine, then I won't do a touch of business, Danny.
Speaker 4: I will text you in the morning. There we go.
Speaker 12: Alright, alright, Danny, alright, last Monday, let's get it.
Speaker 1: Will you be sure to uh set the alarmment? Actually,
Speaker 1: don't just leave this unlocked today on Mondays. Those are
Speaker 1: the steps to the rooftop for those wondering.
Speaker 2: That's backwards now. I opened that one cause ah man,
Speaker 2: I uh.
Speaker 1: Kind of wanna show you something, but I want to
Speaker 1: gross you out and turn this fan off. Got something
Speaker 1: to show you, but I don't want to gross you out.
Speaker 1: It's a whole dead cow.
Speaker 2: It's gonna look like it to you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see it.
Speaker 2: That's uh okay, you want to see it right now?
Speaker 1: Kay?
Speaker 2: Well, let's let's let's good. Let's tick that.
Speaker 1: So I don't want it to freak you out to
Speaker 1: where you back out of our deal, but I'll show
Speaker 1: you this is the animal it's still alive.
Speaker 3: Then the deal's off, still alive, so dust duct tape
Speaker 3: off its mouth and.
Speaker 1: Call the police. No, this this one was. This one
Speaker 1: was also super maga.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, So I'm gonna put it right here.
Speaker 1: So just for for some reference, this, uh, your average
Speaker 1: brisket is gonna be tend to maybe thirteen fourteen pounds.
Speaker 1: You can get a bigger brisket. Sometimes you buy a
Speaker 1: twenty pound brisket and you trim quite a bit off
Speaker 1: of it. But you have different levels. Right, You've got
Speaker 1: the Select choice USDA choice and then up to like prime. Right,
Speaker 1: I've cooked prime before, but I discovered this week when
Speaker 1: I went to the butcher shop that there's something called
Speaker 1: Snake River Farms Australian wag you and I just I'm
Speaker 1: gonna show you, and I want you to let's just play.
Speaker 1: The first video I'm gonna do is gonna be like guess,
Speaker 1: you know, talking about the prices of brisket, Like what
Speaker 1: does it really cost to have a brisket. So I'm
Speaker 1: kind of getting a previous because I'm gonna do some
Speaker 1: of this in the video.
Speaker 2: So this is the brisket.
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what makes this so good? And this is
Speaker 1: really bad for an audio podcast. But y'all just humorous
Speaker 1: for a second. So this is the fat side, it's
Speaker 1: the big side. It's twenty don't look at this, twenty
Speaker 1: twenty two pounds.
Speaker 2: What makes this so expensive.
Speaker 1: Is the marbling on the bottom between. See all the
Speaker 1: little white streaks everywhere. Yeah, that's all collagen. That's actually
Speaker 1: really good for the human body. It's good for bones.
Speaker 1: See look at this when I spread this out, See
Speaker 1: how it's white, white, white, white, All those white strips.
Speaker 1: All of that stuff renders down and goes away. But
Speaker 1: it makes the meat just really tender when you bite
Speaker 1: into it. So what do you think something like this
Speaker 1: would cost?
Speaker 6: I have no idea. I mean a steaks expensive that
Speaker 6: looks like twenty steaks?
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe more so?
Speaker 1: How much would you say this is?
Speaker 6: One hundred and fifty bucks?
Speaker 1: That's not a bad guess. You can buy a pretty
Speaker 1: low quality brisket at Walmart for about sixty dollars.
Speaker 2: You can buy.
Speaker 1: A Costco brisket for usually around one hundred and fifty
Speaker 1: to one hundred and eighty bucks. A prime brisket will
Speaker 1: cost anywhere from one sixty on the low end to
Speaker 1: the first one I bought was two hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: two dollars. This is wag you and I did not
Speaker 1: know you could.
Speaker 2: I had not.
Speaker 1: I'd heard Snake River Farms in some of the videos
Speaker 1: I was watching. But look at the the price of
Speaker 1: that brisket.
Speaker 6: Whoa four ninety six and fifty eight cents?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the fifty eight cents is what got me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say I almost didn't do it.
Speaker 6: I mean, four hundred and ninety.
Speaker 4: Six dollars on a brisket.
Speaker 1: But but I've never seen mark like I used to
Speaker 1: smoke briskets with my dad back in the day. I
Speaker 1: have never or seen anything of this quality in my life.
Speaker 1: The amount of marbling in but I mean that is insane.
Speaker 1: And every single bit of the brisket's gonna go to
Speaker 1: use when I cut off all this fat. I cut
Speaker 1: off a lot of the fat like this, and I
Speaker 1: save it in a in a little pan. When I
Speaker 1: smoke the brisket, I also smoke the fat and I
Speaker 1: render it down into this. Oh wow, this is what's
Speaker 1: called beef tallow. Yeah, you can literally use it like butter.
Speaker 1: And then the parts of meat that I cut off
Speaker 1: get frozen. They're actually down in the freezer. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: thaw them out, grind them up and make burgers out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: So the entire brisket, every single bit of it gets used.
Speaker 1: Did you know that nothing's wasted? I promise.
Speaker 3: Back in the day, what made McDonald's French fries taste amazing, God.
Speaker 4: Was they were made with beef tallow. Really, and then
Speaker 4: they stopped doing it. And people notice that the French fries,
Speaker 4: and they're McDonald's purists who swear the French fries never
Speaker 4: got good again.
Speaker 6: McDonald's tinkering the recipe for a long time.
Speaker 4: But they switched to vegetable oil.
Speaker 3: But in back of the old days it was grilled
Speaker 3: or fried in beef tallow.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, all right, I'm gonna, uh take a We're gonna.
Speaker 6: Take a break, okay, because I want to take these.
Speaker 1: Offers, put them outside. You know how Neil Brendan's got
Speaker 1: his three mics special. Here's gonna be called three glasses.
Speaker 2: Three pairs of glass.
Speaker 4: I do wear three pairs of glasses from time to time, so.
Speaker 1: Funny, literally, and he doesn't even try to hide it,
Speaker 1: just all three hanging from the middle of his shirt.
Speaker 1: Three of them together, such a such a unique uh thing.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's so clear view downtown. You know, I was
Speaker 10: thinking about this.
Speaker 1: Should we have we ever taken a picture and shown
Speaker 1: the patrons?
Speaker 4: No, we have nothing.
Speaker 1: If I take a picture and texted to you, will
Speaker 1: you post it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 10: I will.
Speaker 1: Okay, what were you What were you saying? I'll take
Speaker 1: the picture and send it. That way we can show
Speaker 1: them exactly what when we say rooftop what we mean
Speaker 1: by that.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about this the other day. I'm curious
Speaker 4: what your take on this is.
Speaker 3: But I truly believe that we are currently witnessing a
Speaker 3: first in comedy history right now, something.
Speaker 10: So next level that it is mind fucking blowing.
Speaker 4: And that is.
Speaker 5: The fact that the Onion bought info Wars. It's not
Speaker 5: a spoof. Yeah, it's Info Wars. And the fact that
Speaker 5: they're doing Info Wars.
Speaker 3: Is all the evidence you need that Alex Jones is
Speaker 3: a piece of shit liar.
Speaker 10: You know what I mean.
Speaker 13: It's like, the subtext is so fucking deep. It's not
Speaker 13: a spoof of info Wars. It is Info Wars. And
Speaker 13: the reason it's Info Wars is Alex Jones was soon
Speaker 13: out of existence because he is a lying piece of shit.
Speaker 13: So as Tim Hideker's doing the Alex Jones character, the
Speaker 13: real Alex Jones is butt hurt and fucking pissed about
Speaker 13: it out there somewhere, And the fact that he owns
Speaker 13: info Wars and that they're doing this is in for
Speaker 13: Wars is all the evidence you need that Alex Jones
Speaker 13: is a lying piece of shit. It's not a spoof,
Speaker 13: it's something else. It's next level like that I've never
Speaker 13: seen before.
Speaker 3: It's funny, deeply funny, just on the surface, without even
Speaker 3: watching the sketches.
Speaker 1: It's time to play this portion of the show. Do
Speaker 1: they believe it?
Speaker 2: Today's feature Alex Jones?
Speaker 1: Is he lying? Or is he a batshit crazy old
Speaker 1: man that was charismatic enough on the radio to make
Speaker 1: a shift into YouTube and you flipped that upside down
Speaker 1: when you do that and be convincing to a lot
Speaker 1: of people, like is he actually just crazy with a
Speaker 1: microphone or do you think he willingly and knowingly gave
Speaker 1: false information?
Speaker 3: I think just like anybody who plays this game, you
Speaker 3: or I are no exceptions.
Speaker 4: You know what gets clicks, you know you know it
Speaker 4: gets laughs as.
Speaker 3: A comedian, and you're willing to do it in order
Speaker 3: to make your product all the all that much better.
Speaker 3: He knew what got clicks, he knew what got engagement,
Speaker 3: and so yeah, I think he's a liar. I think
Speaker 3: that there's to some extent he understood that a lot
Speaker 3: of this stuff was bullshit, but that he could create
Speaker 3: a narrative and that the roobs would go along.
Speaker 4: I will say that I read the Rolling Stone expose.
Speaker 3: On him, and in high school he was a crazy
Speaker 3: person who kind of it's hard to understand if he
Speaker 3: thought WWF was real or he was just such a
Speaker 3: piece of shit that he treated it as real. But
Speaker 3: he grabbed a kid smaller than him, which isn't hard.
Speaker 3: Alex Jones looks like a pretty big guy.
Speaker 4: Do you know this about him?
Speaker 3: And did an actual pile driver flipped him upside down
Speaker 3: and went whoop dropped out except.
Speaker 4: In wrestling, it's fake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for real.
Speaker 10: The guy.
Speaker 3: To this day doesn't work and lives in a trailer
Speaker 3: and has severe brain damage. And Alex's Jones' family, His
Speaker 3: family was actually wealthy.
Speaker 4: I think his dad was.
Speaker 3: A dentist, had to move out of town because Alex
Speaker 3: had dropped a kid on his head.
Speaker 4: To the point where he was now special needs basically,
Speaker 4: and Rolling Stone went back to the hometown and people
Speaker 4: were willing to talk a lot of shit about him.
Speaker 3: You know, if they thought he was possessed with the
Speaker 3: devil and they found the guy he dropped on.
Speaker 1: His head, how's he doing?
Speaker 4: He listened like a trailer and you know what. He
Speaker 4: listens to Alex Jones and he believes it.
Speaker 3: The dude who received brain damage from Alex Jones.
Speaker 2: That checks out.
Speaker 1: I mean, he was just starting getting his audience ready
Speaker 1: for the stuff he was gonna say listening to Alex Jones.
Speaker 1: I think we all feel like.
Speaker 2: We were dropped on our heads. That's supposed to be funny,
Speaker 2: but sure, stare at me.
Speaker 4: I was thinking about it.
Speaker 2: It made me think about Fetterman.
Speaker 1: God damn, that's the biggest fly I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: my life. So we call a horse fly.
Speaker 2: We see it. Try right here behind this chair.
Speaker 1: Don't move too fast, you're gonna scare it.
Speaker 4: Mm I seen it. That is to say I saw it.
Speaker 1: That is a big ass flo They'll bite you.
Speaker 4: I think about Fetterman. It's like.
Speaker 3: The guy the Democrat who had a stroke and suffered
Speaker 3: brain damage became a Republic the most conservative Democrat on earth.
Speaker 4: It's like that, let that be a lesson to all
Speaker 4: of us.
Speaker 14: We're all one massive brain injury away from becoming a Republican.
Speaker 4: Turn Around's fair play. He's intentionally not laughing at that line, because.
Speaker 1: No, it's what we do and operate. Doesn't matter the
Speaker 1: experience of the show or how the people feel or
Speaker 1: if your co host is doing well. It's not about energy.
Speaker 1: It's about me being the funniest person in the room.
Speaker 4: All right, very good.
Speaker 1: Hetterman's a big dummy.
Speaker 4: I was making the joke today. I was like, because
Speaker 4: Mitch McConnell's you see that. Well, so another proof of
Speaker 4: life photo.
Speaker 1: Well you may not have seen it, but a woman
Speaker 1: there was a woman on uh Instagram who makes deliveries
Speaker 1: and then inspects hospitals for something that's trash oald but
Speaker 1: inspects I I forgot what she does, but she inspects
Speaker 1: something with the hospitals. She has to go to every
Speaker 1: floor and then every something of every trauma center or whatever.
Speaker 1: She and But she also what they don't know when
Speaker 1: they let her in is that she's also a liberal activist.
Speaker 1: So while doing her job, she looked at every single
Speaker 1: name on every single thing and went through and said,
Speaker 1: there is no Mitch McConnell at this hospital. Now when
Speaker 1: I heard that, cause she went into the hospital. He
Speaker 1: was allegedly saying she had to be in there for
Speaker 1: work and she had to be on every floor. But
Speaker 1: while she was there, she was like, I wanna figure out.
Speaker 1: Surely I'll get to some part where there's like secret
Speaker 1: service or security that says you can't enter this portion.
Speaker 1: She said, none of that ever happened, and she went
Speaker 1: to every room, saw every name. There is no Mitch
Speaker 1: McConnell here. My thought was, well, yeah, they're not going
Speaker 1: to put a government official under his real name.
Speaker 2: You know, I know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I know, I know celebrities who check into
Speaker 1: hotels under fake names all the time. And but the
Speaker 1: next morning, like that video went viral. The next morning,
Speaker 1: the administration didn't address it. Mitch McConnell's team didn't address
Speaker 1: it as if they had ever seen it. But this
Speaker 1: morning they conveniently released that he had actually been released
Speaker 1: from the hospital. And even though just a few days
Speaker 1: ago there were his security detail was out for or
Speaker 1: at least parked out front, saying that he was inside
Speaker 1: the hospital, and they're saying now that he was not
Speaker 1: in the hospital.
Speaker 2: He hasn't been in the hospital for a while.
Speaker 1: He'd been he'd been released, and he's at Is he
Speaker 1: at home or no, he's in a rehab facility.
Speaker 10: Yeah, rehaving from.
Speaker 1: What a fall that he had at home, is what
Speaker 1: they said.
Speaker 4: Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: And cocaine.
Speaker 10: M see when I'm actually funny, it works.
Speaker 15: He if he felt he could go just water, don't
Speaker 15: give her a little thank you to everyone's showning me
Speaker 15: well wishers, and I'm doing my best to get back
Speaker 15: out there.
Speaker 2: Just pictures and he had three arms.
Speaker 4: I didn't see the three arms.
Speaker 1: I was joking. I mean, there's definitely.
Speaker 4: Going to be accusations of it being AI.
Speaker 3: But I think he's at a stroke and he's nonverbal,
Speaker 3: or he's verbal, but he's fetterman verbal, like he's.
Speaker 1: Someone threw out a pretty crazy conspiracy theory. I want
Speaker 1: to get your take.
Speaker 4: On it, all right.
Speaker 1: They said that this is a test to see how
Speaker 1: long they can get away with hiding Trump from us.
Speaker 1: When he dies, they can continue controlling things on the
Speaker 1: back end without Trump being visible, Like when will we
Speaker 1: fucking tear down the walls?
Speaker 2: And say enough's enough.
Speaker 4: I think if it was Trump, it would be a
Speaker 4: different story obviously. Altogether.
Speaker 1: Well, here's what I think is the most interesting piece
Speaker 1: about this whole thing. Mitch McConnell is a man who
Speaker 1: has voted down every possible aspect of social safety nets,
Speaker 1: of democratic socialism, of snap benefits, of raising the minimum wage,
Speaker 1: of universal health care. He has blocked every single.
Speaker 2: Bit of it.
Speaker 1: But now this motherfucker doesn't come to work for forty
Speaker 1: five days, gets a full paycheck, and is just receiving
Speaker 1: medical care without reporting to his boss, which is us.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've voted against people doing this for forty years
Speaker 1: in your career.
Speaker 2: Yep, and you're doing it.
Speaker 1: Not not one of us could disappear for forty five days
Speaker 1: and have no consequences or repercussions without reporting to the people.
Speaker 2: Who pay our bills.
Speaker 1: You can't do that. Even an entrepreneur I have, I
Speaker 1: have people that work for me. I couldn't disappear even
Speaker 1: though they report to me. I couldn't disappear and ignore
Speaker 1: them for forty five days and think they're gonna be
Speaker 1: there to work for me when I get back. You
Speaker 1: can't just do that. It's not about power, it's not
Speaker 1: about who's in charge. You just can't do it. Yet
Speaker 1: he's getting away with it because he has people around him.
Speaker 1: I don't believe he's dead, right, let me just be
Speaker 1: c I do think he's probably.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're saying that is if it's a hypocrisy on
Speaker 3: the part of Mitch McConnell, I don't have Mitch McConnell
Speaker 3: has anything to do with any of this.
Speaker 4: He's not making any decisions. He is a nonverbal's patient.
Speaker 4: He is barely hanging on and.
Speaker 1: Still he's benefiting from the hen But it can be
Speaker 1: no context.
Speaker 4: Let's be clear, Mitch mcconal's.
Speaker 1: Not making You're probably You're probably right.
Speaker 3: He's got a terribly lopsided mouth that he talks out
Speaker 3: of the lower corner of and you know.
Speaker 1: Which, by the way, now, they're nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 1: If you're going through that, or if you've gone through that,
Speaker 1: it's perfectly okay.
Speaker 2: But you should not be making.
Speaker 1: Policy decisions as a leader in our government. When you freeze,
Speaker 1: I think Fetterman should be gone. He has to hold
Speaker 1: his phone all the time and stare at it as
Speaker 1: it listens to what's being told to him and tells
Speaker 1: him what he said. What if the phone gets something wrong,
Speaker 1: like they always do. What if he's responding to things
Speaker 1: that are being translated incorrectly. I'm not willing to take
Speaker 1: that risk.
Speaker 4: I just think that the I mean Federman, it's hard
Speaker 4: to listen to it. I won't do an impression of him.
Speaker 4: But and I don't know if that is the words
Speaker 4: line up with the thought process.
Speaker 2: It's interesting. It's interesting how the brain works.
Speaker 1: He does podcast interviews and he has his phone out, yeah,
Speaker 1: and he just stares at his phone while people are
Speaker 1: talking to him.
Speaker 4: It's interesting.
Speaker 2: Even then he has a hard time.
Speaker 1: Sometimes someone will ask him a question and he'll answer
Speaker 1: a completely different question and they're like no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Like there's a thing where he was on Logan Paul's
Speaker 1: podcast and he was like Logan was like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got why you got that thing in your hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We're just always working. We're getting staying things done.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're working right now, you're reading.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no.
Speaker 1: It took him like three times of asking the question
Speaker 1: before he was like someone else had to be like no,
Speaker 1: I think that helps you since your stroke right, and
Speaker 1: then he was like, oh yeah, it helps me with processing.
Speaker 1: But you had to like, like, look, I I l
Speaker 1: let's make no mistake. Uh, having a disability is not
Speaker 1: the problem, right, but but having the disability involved with
Speaker 1: your brain and then vo and you're voting on behalf
Speaker 1: of of millions of constituents or hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 1: constituents at least on items like war billions to Israel,
Speaker 1: to not impeach Trump, you know, the Save America Act,
Speaker 1: which he's kind of seems to be somewhat favoring. He's
Speaker 1: it's so bizarre. I mean, when he was campaigning early on,
Speaker 1: I really liked that guy. Yeah, and now he just
Speaker 1: wears a hoodie all the time, and it's really bizarre.
Speaker 1: It feel like the professionalism and our government is just
Speaker 1: laughable at this point. It's so weird.
Speaker 3: I will say this as long as we're talking about politicians,
Speaker 3: and I'm not an original here in this thinking, but Wow, look.
Speaker 4: Out for John Assof. He has got some mojo.
Speaker 1: And he's gonna he's gonna be a tough competition for
Speaker 1: Gavin Newsom. S going to take Gavin Newsom out, I
Speaker 1: think so. I think.
Speaker 2: So let me tell you what I like about Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 4: I think a lot about Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I like about him in
Speaker 1: this in this race though, because I'm used to I
Speaker 1: used to not really be a fan of his at all,
Speaker 1: But I think there's a there's the right kind of
Speaker 1: tool for the right kind of job. I think asof
Speaker 1: would be a better leader. Osoft reminds me a lot
Speaker 1: of Obama. No look, no look. But Gavin Newsom is
Speaker 1: the right level of anger. Yeah, Gavin Newsom is the
Speaker 1: right level of I will your ass on social media.
Speaker 1: I will go low when you go low, and I
Speaker 1: will tell you to go fuck yourself. And right now,
Speaker 1: I think our country needs a little bit of that. Sadly,
Speaker 1: we should never have to go there, but when the
Speaker 1: Republicans are there, when Trump is there, when he's being
Speaker 1: so stupid and shady, I think John Ossuf would continue
Speaker 1: the status quo, we're gonna hold you accountable, we're gonna
Speaker 1: move on, and I think he would be very professional.
Speaker 1: I think Gavin Newsom would lean in and go what
Speaker 1: the fuck is wrong with you? And and I think
Speaker 1: a little bit of therapy I would like. I wanna
Speaker 1: see Gavin Newsom debate whoever.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's just so quick on his feet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he knows his shit. Anytime people try to smear California,
Speaker 1: he throws the stats up, He's like, fuck you listen,
Speaker 1: and then he doesn't mind posting mocking Donald Trump with
Speaker 1: the same level of.
Speaker 2: The childish bullshit.
Speaker 1: And at this point, I'm like, yeah, let's fucking mock it.
Speaker 1: Let's do that.
Speaker 6: Then.
Speaker 1: I don't think Asof would ever do that. I think
Speaker 1: Asof is way too professional. Yeah, I think maybe we
Speaker 1: get a Newsome assof ticket and then let's get Newsome
Speaker 1: in there right now, and after eight years we have
Speaker 1: assoff Cortes asof Cortes, and then have Cortes have AOC
Speaker 1: takeover after that. And I'm talking. I mean, Gavin Newsom
Speaker 1: has been the only politician I've ever heard that says,
Speaker 1: full stop, we need to we need to expand the
Speaker 1: Supreme Court, we need to get rid of the electoral College.
Speaker 1: He's saying the things that would finally make this government
Speaker 1: represent its fucking people. And I don't hear Asof saying
Speaker 1: that stuff. I think Osof is more of an establishment democrat.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, but I'd be interested to watch that.
Speaker 1: I mean, those primaries are going to be interesting, But man,
Speaker 1: what the fuck do we do when we fucking win
Speaker 1: our asses off in November? And it doesn't matter because
Speaker 1: the people in charge of quote unquote certifying the votes
Speaker 1: just go at, no, we're not gonna swear you in.
Speaker 1: I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4: And it's.
Speaker 3: Fucking disgusting to me that people don't talk about this
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 4: It's like, if only.
Speaker 3: There was a track record we could look at when
Speaker 3: Donald Trump doesn't win an election, like how does he
Speaker 3: handle it?
Speaker 15: Like?
Speaker 10: Are are we actually pretending.
Speaker 6: This doesn't even take him out of office?
Speaker 1: What's gonna So do we know the process of what
Speaker 1: happens if let's say, let's say, for shits and gigs.
Speaker 2: That uh, Democrats win back. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's say four seats in the Senate and the in
Speaker 1: the sure, yeah, in the Senate. Let's say we get
Speaker 1: four seats in the Senate, and let's say and let's
Speaker 1: say we get two or three in the House enough
Speaker 1: to tip the.
Speaker 10: Balance over.
Speaker 1: And we're now slightly in the majority and actually have
Speaker 1: the votes to impeach and remove.
Speaker 4: Well, you don't have the you have the votes, oh
Speaker 4: sixty seven.
Speaker 2: We need sixty seven.
Speaker 4: I don't have the votes to impeach. I mean to remove.
Speaker 4: You do have the votes to impeach, probably because that
Speaker 4: happens in the House.
Speaker 2: But to remove, do we need sixty seven out of
Speaker 2: the Senate?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I believe so.
Speaker 1: All right, yeah, that would be astronomical, but.
Speaker 3: Sixty just to pass anything with the filibuster, I think
Speaker 3: impeachment is even more than that.
Speaker 4: I think it's two thirds if I'm not mistaked.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's say we get close somewhere in that range.
Speaker 1: What do you think they do? Is it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 15: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it? Mike Johnson? I mean they look, the vote's
Speaker 1: gonna come from the state, right, and we know that
Speaker 1: Trump's gonna say whatever wherever a Democrat wins was stolen.
Speaker 2: They're already trying that with the whole California shit.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's even out there fucking saying that the election
Speaker 1: was whatever he is California.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, it's the estate in the country didn't elect
Speaker 3: the maga hat wearing bro as the mayor of the
Speaker 3: most blue city in the It's.
Speaker 1: Weird because Rogan has been like really anti Trump recently.
Speaker 2: He's been Yeah, he's.
Speaker 1: Been talking shit. He's been challenging the Ice thing. He's
Speaker 1: been saying it's truly unfair what Ice is doing. I
Speaker 1: don't watch or listen to Rogan. Let me be clear
Speaker 1: what the clips I've seen from Rogan. People are going, hey,
Speaker 1: kind of like Tucker Carlson, Hey, he's coming around, he's
Speaker 1: underst he's getting this, you know. But then he does
Speaker 1: this ship with California suggesting that they need to look
Speaker 1: into it.
Speaker 2: It seems a little shady, you know.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day, they say, what do
Speaker 1: you think they do? But but but what is it?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: What is the process? So is it is it that
Speaker 1: sure Trump's gonna cry foul and say this isn't real
Speaker 1: and these senators.
Speaker 4: Aren't no legitimate seat anyone in the House.
Speaker 1: That's it? So is does Mike Johnson have the authority
Speaker 1: to not seat people that won free and fair elections?
Speaker 3: To understand, this is all off the books now, now
Speaker 3: we're outside of the Constitution, which.
Speaker 10: Is where they want to be, Like the Constitution doesn't
Speaker 10: say what to.
Speaker 1: Do when there's a fair and free election and the
Speaker 1: Speaker of the.
Speaker 3: House won't seat the people elected, Like the founding Fathers
Speaker 3: didn't even fucking occur to them that this was something
Speaker 3: that was going to happen. And that's where they make
Speaker 3: their stand because Mike Johnson is.
Speaker 4: A fool and uh a lackey to Donald Trump. I
Speaker 4: think that's probably because of a number of reasons.
Speaker 1: I think I think he hates him.
Speaker 4: I think they all hate him.
Speaker 3: But Mike Johnson, did you not happen to come across
Speaker 3: Hunter Biden on what was it Don Lennon.
Speaker 6: The other day?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: That was quite funny. So Hunter Biden says, oh, oh
Speaker 4: the gay thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I saw again, like everything, I
Speaker 1: saw a clip, yeah, but I didn't see the whole thing.
Speaker 1: So basically he was saying that Washington's run by.
Speaker 14: A cabal of closeted gay Yeah, and a few names
Speaker 14: that I didn't know about because I've heard about a
Speaker 14: lot of them.
Speaker 4: But I mean, Mike Johnson I've heard about.
Speaker 1: Since the day. Hunter Biden was like, are you asking
Speaker 1: me if Mike Johnson is gay?
Speaker 3: Yes, Josh Holly's the way they got me, yeah, saying
Speaker 3: Josh Holly's gay?
Speaker 1: Are you asking? I don't know, listen, man, Hunter Biden.
Speaker 1: Hunter Biden being.
Speaker 2: Just completely.
Speaker 1: Unfiltered is not what I was expecting, but I love it.
Speaker 3: I want to make campaign poster that says, Biden twenty
Speaker 3: twenty eight.
Speaker 4: Fuck it, let's try a crackhead.
Speaker 1: I love that. Yeah, he sounds like his dad when
Speaker 1: he talks sometimes, but he'll say fucking shit and I
Speaker 1: don't give a fuck. And of course, yeah, all those
Speaker 1: pictures are real. Theyan me I was a fucking crackhead.
Speaker 1: He just talked so openly about it. It's so refreshing.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, I was. I was out of my mind.
Speaker 1: I was on crack. That's me with all the women
Speaker 1: and all the prostitutes. I did that, Yes, okay, I
Speaker 1: did it. Like I'm better now. I'm not on the drugs.
Speaker 1: I'm clean, I'm sober. My father is not doing well, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm better now. Like he's just been the boogeyman for
Speaker 1: the right for so long. It's weird how our boogieyman
Speaker 1: is a drug formerly drug addicted son of the president
Speaker 1: who's been sober for seven years of the former president,
Speaker 1: while their boogeyman is literally their leader. Like you have
Speaker 1: to dig and dig and dig, like Kamala can't be
Speaker 1: the boogeyman. I know, oh oh oh, do you see
Speaker 1: what he said about Someone asked him, all right, you
Speaker 1: can tell us now, was that your bag of cocaine
Speaker 1: at the White House? And he's like, you think I'd
Speaker 1: forget my fucking cocaine. It's like I would never forget
Speaker 1: my cookaine. No, it wasn't mine, which is so funny.
Speaker 3: Man, But this is so funny when you're talking about
Speaker 3: their boogy man versus o boogeyman, their boogeyman, or if
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 4: The boogeyman they perceive on the left is George Soros.
Speaker 1: Oh did George Georges tell you to say that?
Speaker 16: And then Elon Musk gave Donald Trump two hundred and
Speaker 16: fifty six million dollars, bought him the presidency, then was
Speaker 16: given a cabinet fucking position.
Speaker 6: They got nothing to say.
Speaker 1: But George Soros gives.
Speaker 3: To act lou or whatever, and he's the boogeyman.
Speaker 4: They have a.
Speaker 3: Billionaire slash trillion are literally buying the presidency for his guy,
Speaker 3: who then gives him all these government contracts and all
Speaker 3: this power.
Speaker 1: And they don't say shit.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's hard, it's hard.
Speaker 10: It is just hard to deal with they're all.
Speaker 3: And I feel terrible saying this, but at this point,
Speaker 3: I feel like enough decent, good conservatives have gone.
Speaker 4: Enough's enough, and I'm out that what's left.
Speaker 1: I don't feel bad calling dumb. The problem is those
Speaker 1: those people are retiring and quitting and resigning. That's where
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 4: I supporters.
Speaker 1: Sure, Oh, I see the politicians.
Speaker 3: And other people that have just gone, I'm done.
Speaker 2: My mom's out, she's done.
Speaker 1: But my issue is the people who had power. Because
Speaker 1: my mom will go I'm done with him. But what
Speaker 1: can I do now. I'm gonna stay out of it.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna vote. And I pushed back and I go, no, Mom,
Speaker 1: you need to unfuck what you helped fuck up. You
Speaker 1: owe it to us to at least vote blue where
Speaker 1: you are, to give the Senate, the Congress of fighting
Speaker 1: chance to put some reins on this fucking monster. At
Speaker 1: the very least. She's like, I'm just one vote, then
Speaker 1: why'd you put it in the hat for Trump?
Speaker 2: I think when it comes down to voting.
Speaker 1: I think she'll go to the polls. I believe my
Speaker 1: mom will do the right thing and go to the polls.
Speaker 1: And I think I think James Tallerrico is gonna be
Speaker 1: the next senator from Texas.
Speaker 4: I would love that.
Speaker 1: He's gonna bump out Cruise, right, No, who would he
Speaker 1: bump out?
Speaker 3: Well, nobody, because so Cornyan was, but he got primaried
Speaker 3: by Ken Paxton.
Speaker 4: Trump endorsed Ken.
Speaker 13: Paxton, who was literally impeached by the Republican.
Speaker 3: But Cornyn had ship to say about Trump, so Trump said,
Speaker 3: fuck you, I'm gonna endorse your opponent endorsed Paxton. So
Speaker 3: basically Trump gave Tall Rico the most vulnerable Republican imaginable
Speaker 3: to run again.
Speaker 4: So it would be Packston.
Speaker 1: Doesn't he have like sexual assault allegations and well he's corruption,
Speaker 1: Well definitely, he's his wife.
Speaker 3: I can't remember, but his wife definitely made some accusations
Speaker 3: or he's soon to be ex wife and he's going
Speaker 3: through a divorce.
Speaker 4: But it's the corruption that was.
Speaker 3: Too much for even the Republicans of Texas that they
Speaker 3: impeached him. And Trump again saved Hissass making phone calls
Speaker 3: to the Texas state legislators and he was able to
Speaker 3: sway enough people to not impeach him that he survived by.
Speaker 4: A couple of votes. But I think Tall Rico's got
Speaker 4: a real shot.
Speaker 2: I really do you know why?
Speaker 1: Because he just like we talked about during the primary
Speaker 1: when it was him and what's her name?
Speaker 4: Uh he was running against Uh, it's her name.
Speaker 2: She's so good.
Speaker 4: This is summer summerly No no.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Who was
Speaker 1: it it was? I can see her face. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: they're screaming at us right now.
Speaker 4: Her name is the one that.
Speaker 1: Made fun of Marjorie Taylor bringing the bad blonde bimbo,
Speaker 1: big body built bitch or whatever. I know somebody who
Speaker 1: met her and has a crush on her and tried
Speaker 1: to take her on a date, Jasmine Crockett. So I
Speaker 1: was hoping Taller Rico would win because I don't think
Speaker 1: Jasmin Crockett would ever actually make it. I think she
Speaker 1: would be more fun to watch. But James tallerco is
Speaker 1: a liberal Christian, and if you're ever gonna get Texas
Speaker 1: to go blue, that's the way to do it. Strategically.
Speaker 1: Listen to me, dog woulds I want a liberal Christian
Speaker 1: to win because that's the first baby step the guy
Speaker 1: that goes listen. I'm a Christian through and through, but
Speaker 1: we should not be putting these Ten Commandments out for
Speaker 1: little Jewish, Atheist and Muslim boys and girls on tax.
Speaker 2: Pay or property.
Speaker 1: Like. He is so well spoken, he's sweet, he knows
Speaker 1: the Bible, but he actually gives a shit in real life.
Speaker 1: If if every Christian was like James Tellerico, I don't
Speaker 1: think atheists would have a whole lot to bitch about. Nope,
Speaker 1: they would just stop believing and move the fuck on
Speaker 1: with their lives. Because James Tellerrico was like, my religion
Speaker 1: and my government should stay separate, not only for the
Speaker 1: sake of the government, but for the sake of my church.
Speaker 1: They should be separate things. And he has no problem
Speaker 1: voicing that. It's why I was the first ever editor
Speaker 1: of American Atheist magazine to get an active Baptist minister
Speaker 1: to write an article for the magazine Wow, because he
Speaker 1: was totally on board with the separation of church and
Speaker 1: state for the purposes of saving the church from being
Speaker 1: connected with the state. And he's like, we stand with atheist,
Speaker 1: our government shouldn't pick sides, and we were like fuck in.
Speaker 1: I featured him as a two or four page spread
Speaker 1: of his article in the American Atheist magazine there's a
Speaker 1: lot of controversy, but mostly people were like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: they loved the idea that a Baptist minister was writing about.
Speaker 1: That turns out they've been doing it for years.
Speaker 4: I was just haunted this thought.
Speaker 3: The other day, I was imagining to myself what Christians believe.
Speaker 4: It was like at the Constitutional Convention when writing the
Speaker 4: First Amendment. They were like, and when it.
Speaker 15: Comes to freedom to speech, people should have the freedom
Speaker 15: to say whatever they want.
Speaker 1: The government will have no role.
Speaker 4: When it comes to the freedom of the press, the
Speaker 4: press should be able to write.
Speaker 1: Whatever they want. Government will have no role.
Speaker 11: When it comes to religion, people should be allowed to
Speaker 11: first practice any religion they want, and the government should
Speaker 11: be Christian.
Speaker 1: Ass fo that's good. That's good. That takes me.
Speaker 2: By the way, did you bring your lap up?
Speaker 1: I really want you to bring it tomorrow as well.
Speaker 1: I think you and I can write some skits together.
Speaker 4: You think I could be a sketch.
Speaker 1: I think that could be a sketch in itself, the
Speaker 1: two of us together in that sketch. Yeah, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: I think we could.
Speaker 1: So remind me of that tomorrow when you come over
Speaker 1: for this to edit. This nonsense. I'm glad.
Speaker 2: I mean, I listen.
Speaker 1: In the twenty twenty four election, I willingly voted for
Speaker 1: a Christian in Joe Biden, over.
Speaker 2: An atheist in Donald Trump. Sorry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, also yeah, both times in twenty twenty I voted
Speaker 1: for Biden. Twenty twenty four, I voted for Harris twice.
Speaker 1: I willingly voted for a Christian, thanks for that, instead
Speaker 1: of an atheist in Donald Trump. I think I think
Speaker 1: Donald Trump is the world's worst atheist. I think he
Speaker 1: is a perfect example of someone who is an atheist
Speaker 1: who is not a humanist. No, he's not a Christian.
Speaker 1: He doesn't really believe. He thinks it's all.
Speaker 3: Donald Trump doesn't believe in the Christian God, the Muslim God,
Speaker 3: the Hindu God.
Speaker 1: He thinks he is God. He is the least atheistic
Speaker 1: person ever.
Speaker 6: He literally thinks he is God.
Speaker 1: That's another guy. Does he believe it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: How much do you think Donald Trump actually believes?
Speaker 1: Is he a crazy? Look? We all know, we all
Speaker 1: have that uncle or father or mother or family member
Speaker 1: who's kind of crazy. But then what we notice about
Speaker 1: them is that they have very limited access to information,
Speaker 1: so they get really passionate about stuff. Because they're just
Speaker 1: told that there are caravans of migrants climbing across the border.
Speaker 1: And when you go that's not it's not happening, you
Speaker 1: see the tension leave their shoulders and they go, wait,
Speaker 1: what it's not. No, you're being lied to. And you go, well,
Speaker 1: and you say Donald Trump's been accused of sexual assaults
Speaker 1: of children, and they go what that's not And then
Speaker 1: you show them the actual Epstein file and they go, oh,
Speaker 1: that's terrible, Just like that podcast we've been watching of
Speaker 1: that mom who's like slowly seeing the.
Speaker 4: Light, you know, like unnecessary conversation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're like, oh, wait a minute, I think
Speaker 1: there's something there.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 1: Donald Trump has a woman around him that they've nicknamed
Speaker 1: the human Printer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's his girlfriend, you know, and.
Speaker 1: She prints out little things for him, and that's his world.
Speaker 1: He sees that he's number one on TikTok, that he's
Speaker 1: the best, that he's the greatest, and that all this horrible,
Speaker 1: Like is he does he really believe this shit? Is
Speaker 1: he lying?
Speaker 2: Sure, he lies all the time, but.
Speaker 1: Does he know he's not number one on TikTok? Or
Speaker 1: does he believe the shit this girl is printing out.
Speaker 4: I don't know what number one on TikTok even fucking means.
Speaker 4: I can't even wrap my head on what he was saying.
Speaker 4: I'm number one on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Maybe have a tto he does, maybe in one, but
Speaker 1: it's not number one, dude. Maybe in a couple of
Speaker 1: hours he was a number one trending topic. He's probably
Speaker 1: the number one trending traffic on all social media all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 10: But it's mostly people saying what a fat, ugly piece.
Speaker 1: Of shit he is.
Speaker 2: We don't print that part.
Speaker 1: That's my point. The woman that's you think he's scrolling
Speaker 1: on his phone looking at TikTok.
Speaker 10: No, maybe, I mean I don't think he is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't think he is. I think he's
Speaker 1: getting print outs of stuff and he believes he's king
Speaker 1: of the universe. Like I'm not giving him a pass.
Speaker 1: I think the guy's definitely lying and corrupt.
Speaker 3: He is a bit look, if I'm being super generous,
Speaker 3: he's definitely a little bit.
Speaker 4: Of a victim.
Speaker 3: I think a lot of the more manipulative evil people
Speaker 3: around him seeing as a dumbass that they can manipulate,
Speaker 3: and they are manipulating.
Speaker 4: Him even Lindsay Graham.
Speaker 3: We know for a fact, I don't know if he
Speaker 3: saw any of the footage he came out today, which was
Speaker 3: so disgusting, but I'll tell you about it in a second.
Speaker 17: But before that, Lindsay Graham bragged that he went to
Speaker 17: Israel to teach Benjamin Etnia how to manipulate Donald Trump
Speaker 17: into going to war.
Speaker 4: With Iran, how to get him to do it?
Speaker 2: Are you serious? Yeah, he didn't see that. I completely
Speaker 2: missed that.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Apparently there was a documentary being made about him,
Speaker 3: and they did a little sneak peak of a scene
Speaker 3: today and it.
Speaker 16: Was him delighting in the bombing of Iran, like visibly
Speaker 16: excited by it.
Speaker 10: And I watched and I was like, holy shit.
Speaker 3: I think Evangelical Christians and I agree on one thing.
Speaker 1: That motherfucker's burning in hell. They think it's because he
Speaker 1: was gay.
Speaker 4: I think it's because he delights in war.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hey, I need to take another break before
Speaker 1: we wrap up. So, oh my.
Speaker 18: God, dude, maybe now it's a good tent to take
Speaker 18: a picture of. The lighting just got phenomenal. We gottah,
Speaker 18: All right, I'll take the picture. Yeah, you're right, I'll
Speaker 18: take the.
Speaker 1: Picture now, yeah, sometimes during sunset, like it just pops,
Speaker 1: It just pops. It literally looks like somebody lit downtown.
Speaker 4: Kah.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll let you decide. That is a beautiful picture.
Speaker 1: Man, god, oh yeah, not even not even compared. Oh
Speaker 1: my goodness, gracious. So that's the first one I sent
Speaker 1: beautiful and that is that crazy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, let me take one.
Speaker 4: My own purposes. Well, you go ahead, and yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh do you need any more? Uh? Top off?
Speaker 4: No, that was good.
Speaker 2: I okay, had a nice little extrain coc in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kah, I.
Speaker 4: Was gonna give you a little.
Speaker 1: Oh what's up? I thought you were gonna take that downstairs?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, what right?
Speaker 6: Now it's in the bag.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're gonna take it down before you leave?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, I my keys and my wallet are downstairs anyway, all.
Speaker 2: Right, and we're back, and then we're back.
Speaker 4: Can I give you a little mail bag?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means, but I'll accept your bag.
Speaker 18: Okay, let's start with uh huh, one of them seems
Speaker 18: seem missing.
Speaker 6: Now, well, I'll start.
Speaker 1: With this one, which is just super strange.
Speaker 3: Maga dude with a maga hat in a sleeveless T
Speaker 3: shirt at a gym working out.
Speaker 1: Is this your wait, is this your porn search history?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 6: Just this one blew my mind.
Speaker 10: He said some ship to me online on a video.
Speaker 4: I said some ship back to him. Of course, that
Speaker 4: was my usual snarky self. And then he d M
Speaker 4: me and he said, I don't need friends like you anymore.
Speaker 1: Audios and you said this is America, and America we say,
Speaker 1: I thought, dud dude, I don't.
Speaker 3: It says like, I'm sure he friended me on Facebook
Speaker 3: at some point, but it's like, wait.
Speaker 1: You thought we were. That's a problem with calling people
Speaker 1: friends that I connected with on Facebook.
Speaker 2: We're not friends.
Speaker 6: Not friends.
Speaker 3: Uh so let me give you another.
Speaker 4: And so I got a few Christians that have been
Speaker 4: writing to me as I'm late.
Speaker 2: Ooh that's good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna put this one out for the public.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 4: Okay, so this person says.
Speaker 1: And if you're listening now for the public, if you're
Speaker 1: out in the public listening to this for free, just
Speaker 1: know there are tons of these rooftop rants at patreon
Speaker 1: dot com slash David C. Smalley, I think is where
Speaker 1: you go.
Speaker 4: So this person wrote to me.
Speaker 3: I get a lot of these, but I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: grab a few off many a day.
Speaker 4: It's funny people feel like if they go to the DMS, like.
Speaker 1: It's somehow more poignant, or it's I think it's better actually,
Speaker 1: you know, so that they don't get dogpiled in the
Speaker 1: comments by your supporters. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, this guy just came to me and said, praying
Speaker 3: for you to wake up. Bro, there's still time for
Speaker 3: you to join the light side praying emoji.
Speaker 4: I don't know this guy, I've never met him.
Speaker 1: Invite him on. We'll put him on speaker and we'll
Speaker 1: talk to him on our next rooftop rant.
Speaker 2: You want it, Yeah, I'm down for that.
Speaker 3: Well, I did say to him, and maybe hopefully he
Speaker 3: didn't take it too offensively, but I said, instead of praying,
Speaker 3: why don't you try thinking it as a far better
Speaker 3: track worker than talking to invisible wizards from the Bronze Age.
Speaker 1: Did he respond now, Well, he's never coming on now.
Speaker 10: Maybe not, But dude, you're praying for me.
Speaker 1: I don't know. You don't pray for me.
Speaker 4: You don't need to pray for me.
Speaker 6: And then there was one more.
Speaker 1: There's one comedian I'll quote he I think he doesn't
Speaker 1: like me very much. We started parting ways when he
Speaker 1: went full woke violence is the answer, and I said,
Speaker 1: liberal ideals should win out. We might both be in
Speaker 1: different positions now. But it's Keith Lowel Jensen. He's a
Speaker 1: comedian out of San Francisco, atheist, been in the atheist
Speaker 1: movement forever. I featured him in the magazine he.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, did I leave the fridge open? I did?
Speaker 1: He once said someone yelled he's at a comedy show.
Speaker 1: We were to show together, and someone yelled out, I'll
Speaker 1: pray for you, and he goes and I'll talk about
Speaker 1: you behind your back. That was the greatest response to that.
Speaker 1: All right, folks, I'm I don't know if Michael's talking
Speaker 1: to you or not, but yeah, it's my refrigerator. Will
Speaker 1: ding ding ding, Oh my god, what is going on?
Speaker 1: Oh my bad fridge.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for letting me know.
Speaker 1: There was a pack of patties that were blocking my blessing.
Speaker 1: I was trying to there we go, all right, so Michael,
Speaker 1: you don't need to cut that part out. I talked
Speaker 1: to them the whole way.
Speaker 2: I kept them informed of what was going on, and
Speaker 2: you're good to go.
Speaker 1: So tomorrow when you edit this, you don't have to
Speaker 1: take that out. In fact, I'm in favor of leaving
Speaker 1: almost everything in except for the break. You know, they
Speaker 1: don't want to sit here in silence while we, you know,
Speaker 1: don't relieve ourselves.
Speaker 3: But yeah, well, when they're listening to this, will have
Speaker 3: no way of knowing did he take it, did he
Speaker 3: take his advice?
Speaker 4: What was edited out?
Speaker 1: They can't know it, and they get unknown unknown, And
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest with you, I'll never know either
Speaker 1: because I don't listen to this shit, asshole I do.
Speaker 4: I don't listen to every podcast I've ever been on.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and now you have all the passwords, so
Speaker 1: you will be responding to people and engaging, and sometimes
Speaker 1: I may be too.
Speaker 2: You don't know.
Speaker 4: So here's one more. This is from Billy. Billy's a
Speaker 4: friend of sorts. I've debated him as the host of
Speaker 4: Dogging and Debate before.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: He wrote to me, Hey, Michael, you know I like
Speaker 3: you and I respect you for numerous reasons.
Speaker 4: But one thing I.
Speaker 14: Don't understand is about you, and you're disdained for Christians.
Speaker 4: I know that we Christians are not perfect, not even close.
Speaker 14: But most of the true Christians I know actually tried
Speaker 14: it adhere to the intent of the Bible. And that
Speaker 14: is a fact, not a personal opinion, just a random
Speaker 14: note I got, I said, Billy, and my criticisms are institutional,
Speaker 14: not individual. As you know, along, I get along with
Speaker 14: almost anyone one on one. But as long as Christian
Speaker 14: nationalism is trying to take over my country, with people
Speaker 14: proudly declaring they want to turn America into a Christian nation,
Speaker 14: I feel it's my duty to criticize that movement the
Speaker 14: only way I know how.
Speaker 4: That's through ridicule.
Speaker 1: Oh what did you say about uh?
Speaker 19: I understand and truly respect your reasoning. But if the
Speaker 19: entire world was Christian at one time before Adam and
Speaker 19: Eve disobeyed God in the Garden of Eden, the imperfect
Speaker 19: doesn't change the perfect God.
Speaker 4: Regardless of how does that make sense to.
Speaker 1: H it does from his perspective. I think he's a
Speaker 1: guy I would like to invite to talk to us. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think maybe we put him on speaker and have
Speaker 1: this conversation.
Speaker 2: I don't want to go through.
Speaker 1: The whole you know, Let's put him on zoom and
Speaker 1: you know, sound check it. Let's just have a conversation
Speaker 1: with him. I can just hold it right here, okay.
Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, and we can have the conversation to do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I bet I could get Billy to
Speaker 4: do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah. We can put it the phone on a tripod,
Speaker 1: put it right next to my mic here, and I
Speaker 1: think it'll be fine. I'm not so interested in super
Speaker 1: high quality studio recordings anymore. I just want them to
Speaker 1: capture the real life things that we do. So yeah,
Speaker 1: if Billy's down to talk to us, let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's have a chat, all right, I'll keep reading. It's
Speaker 3: a lengthy one. But Garden of Eden, I didn't understand that.
Speaker 3: Were you gonna clarify that for me? But if the
Speaker 3: entire world was Christian at one time before Adam and
Speaker 3: Eve disobeyed God in the Garden of Eden, they weren't Christian.
Speaker 1: They didn't right, there was no such thing as Christian,
Speaker 1: then the imperfect doesn't change the perfect God. Well, what
Speaker 1: he's saying is people behaving badly and sinning doesn't change
Speaker 1: how good God's Okay, all right, I get that from
Speaker 1: his perspective, But I disagree with it, but I understand
Speaker 1: where he's coming, gotcha.
Speaker 4: And then he said, well, he's a sweet guy. I
Speaker 4: like Billy.
Speaker 3: He's he sticks to his talking points, and no matter
Speaker 3: how vociferously you prove him.
Speaker 1: Wrong, let's chat with him. We'll make it a public episode,
Speaker 1: and we'll chat with Billy.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 20: Regardless of how much or how loudly we speak, all
Speaker 20: people pros or cons God is still God, just like
Speaker 20: you are still you, and I am still me. President
Speaker 20: Abraham Lincoln was once quoted as asking a child, how
Speaker 20: many legs does a dog have if you call his
Speaker 20: tail a leg? Child said five, and Lincoln replied, stating
Speaker 20: that a tail is a leg, doesn't make it a leg.
Speaker 20: My point is that if we say something or think
Speaker 20: something that it doesn't always make it true.
Speaker 4: And yes that includes me.
Speaker 14: But if God, who is holy and impervious to sin,
Speaker 14: says something, we should we should, at the very minimum
Speaker 14: listen to what he has to say, even if we
Speaker 14: do not obey.
Speaker 1: I love that, Billy. I love that. And let me
Speaker 1: tell you what kind of conversation we're gonna have here.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ahead and throw you a bone here, Billy,
Speaker 1: hope you're listening, I would I love that quote. Just
Speaker 1: stating that the dog's tail is a leg doesn't make
Speaker 1: it a leg. The leg is still the count of
Speaker 1: the leg is still four. So just stating that slavery
Speaker 1: is okay doesn't make it moral. Just stating that killing
Speaker 1: someone is okay doesn't make that death okay. So God
Speaker 1: just saying something is moral doesn't make it moral because
Speaker 1: God said so. And if you believe that, if you
Speaker 1: believe that God can change reality, because he is the
Speaker 1: creator and he can take something like torture or slavery
Speaker 1: or murder, or a tail and or dog's tail and
Speaker 1: turn it into a leg by speaking into existence this thing,
Speaker 1: then you are the one with subjective morality and I
Speaker 1: am the one with objective morality to say it's wrong
Speaker 1: even if God does it, and the God of the
Speaker 1: Bible commits so many atrocities, I, as an atheist, was
Speaker 1: willing to step down and say, I mean, as a Christian,
Speaker 1: I was willing to say, I'm not gonna follow that
Speaker 1: guy even if he is in charge, because I have
Speaker 1: a moral fiber and I know that what he's doing
Speaker 1: is evil, and that's what separates us ultimately. So that's
Speaker 1: a great point. Let's let's dive into that Abraham Lincoln quote,
Speaker 1: just saying something. But he's gonna say no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: but God can now y. Now that's that's special pleading.
Speaker 1: It's a fallacy. Either something is wrong or it's not.
Speaker 1: And if slavery is wrong, it's wrong. But if slavery
Speaker 1: is suddenly okay when God orders it, then you're the
Speaker 1: one willing to bend your morals.
Speaker 2: And I'm not.
Speaker 1: Just a preview. But I'd love to talk to Billy.
Speaker 1: I can think.
Speaker 4: I I think I could arra. I think I could
Speaker 4: arrange that.
Speaker 2: Let's try it. I'd love to talk with Billy.
Speaker 6: There you go.
Speaker 4: I just thought i'd give you a little of my mailbag.
Speaker 1: The Christians that write to me pretty good. And by
Speaker 1: the way, keep that coming. The mail bag is important.
Speaker 2: I love it. Okay, Yeah, let's keep doing that.
Speaker 1: Wow, now the moon's out, that's what I was saying
Speaker 1: along with downtown. I don't think I captured that in
Speaker 1: the uh second photo I took. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can get them both. Oh I can if I
Speaker 1: zoom out. Ah, but you can't tell how beautiful.
Speaker 2: The moon is. Look at that.
Speaker 1: Maybe if I had one of them their androids, I could.
Speaker 1: And this looks like a white dot up there. You can't.
Speaker 3: Really, the moon is very difficult to photograph.
Speaker 1: Wow, look at this though.
Speaker 4: That's nice.
Speaker 6: I like this one too.
Speaker 4: It's got a little Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's just too it's too far. But that's too descriptive
Speaker 1: of where we are, Michael, I would like to I
Speaker 1: would like to zoom in a bit. Let me see
Speaker 1: how good I can get this moon. Michael. Wow, that
Speaker 1: is the iPhone seventeen pro buddy.
Speaker 4: I could not get that photo of the moon.
Speaker 1: Holy moly, that's the best moon photo I've ever taken.
Speaker 1: You know what, I think we've done so much photo
Speaker 1: talk that you should probably post all these.
Speaker 10: All right, Okay, send them my way.
Speaker 1: Just don't forget tomorrow when you're with Danny and he's
Speaker 1: showing you, you know, all the ins and outs of
Speaker 1: all this, that you remind him that you've got these
Speaker 1: photos to put. My wife is home, hey baby, Oh
Speaker 1: and here come he was the heckler. He's about to
Speaker 1: bang on the windows. Oh god, it's so crazy. My
Speaker 1: son is now one and walking around. Oh he's got
Speaker 1: his he's got his gatta. This is his first word
Speaker 1: in Spanish. I'll say, he holds his gatta up and
Speaker 1: I say umbasito and he kisses it. He goes, hi, buddy, Hi.
Speaker 1: He's saying da Dad. You can't hear him, but he's
Speaker 1: saying da Dad through the window. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: go give him hugs. He's showing he's showing you his cat.
Speaker 1: I see it. It's a nice cat.
Speaker 4: It's a nice cat.
Speaker 1: Kay Shall wondering. My son is adorable. He loves the
Speaker 1: rooftop rants. He's a big fan.
Speaker 4: Listens to every episode.
Speaker 1: He uh comes out and tries to watch every episode
Speaker 1: through the windows.
Speaker 2: Very involved, big fan. Wow, this is a good one.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you could tell how how long we've
Speaker 1: recorded on this. No, there's no timer. It just says stereo.
Speaker 2: Checked one, two, three, Yep, that's there. Okay, well we're
Speaker 2: still recording. So any final thoughts as we wrap this
Speaker 2: one up.
Speaker 1: I gotta go look at that face. I gotta go
Speaker 1: give that that creature some lovens.
Speaker 3: Uh not really, I mean the thing we touched on
Speaker 3: which neither you or I have a crystal ball and
Speaker 3: can see into it.
Speaker 4: But what do we do when Trumpton doesn't.
Speaker 3: When Mike Johnson says, I'm not seating the newly elected
Speaker 3: Democrats to.
Speaker 4: The House, I don't know what's gonna happen in the Senate.
Speaker 4: I think that's a different story altogether.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter because if you don't see the House,
Speaker 3: you can't impeach, you can't have investigations.
Speaker 2: I think I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying I'll be involved, and I'm not encouraging it,
Speaker 1: but I will say I think there will be riots
Speaker 1: in the streets like we have. I think it will
Speaker 1: be January six times fifty.
Speaker 3: I think that's what they're banking on, or at least
Speaker 3: they've left us with no other options other than something
Speaker 3: extra constitutional. Now I'm not saying violence, but people in
Speaker 3: the streets certainly, but yeah, that they they are going
Speaker 3: to close every legal avenue.
Speaker 1: And well they're not just closing the existing legal avenues,
Speaker 1: they are actively changing what the law is. I mean,
Speaker 1: Trump has fired the election commissioners. Yeah, he's intentionally getting
Speaker 1: away from the stops that could prevent him. I'm acting erroneously,
Speaker 1: and no one that's unprecedented, No one accept dictators has
Speaker 1: ever gotten voted in and then started getting rid of
Speaker 1: all the people that could stop him from being maniacal,
Speaker 1: and he's getting rid of him. Uh.
Speaker 3: I guess this is my closing thought, is that it's
Speaker 3: hard for me to come to terms with this, but
Speaker 3: I really feel like our last hope, our best bet,
Speaker 3: is that mom on the Necessary Conversation podcast is your Mom?
Speaker 3: Is us Democrats hating Trump they've they're immune to that
Speaker 3: has no effect.
Speaker 4: The only thing that can possibly have an.
Speaker 3: Outcome that can now as the effect is Trump supporters
Speaker 3: going Okay, this is too far.
Speaker 4: The good news is it's happening.
Speaker 1: It always cracks me up what it is for each
Speaker 1: individual person.
Speaker 2: I know, the Iran war, that's it. That's it.
Speaker 1: Not the Epstein files, not three million files being hidden,
Speaker 1: not the actual rape allegations.
Speaker 3: Where's Donald trillion dollars worth of bogus crypto coins to
Speaker 3: to his base?
Speaker 1: He ripped them off looking I mean the accusation in
Speaker 1: the Epstein file of him looking at a child and saying,
Speaker 1: if you tell anyone what just happened to you, I
Speaker 1: will make you disappear like Blake And the name is
Speaker 1: redacted because someone was disappeared.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna gloss over that.
Speaker 1: What is that? Murder and rape of a child? There
Speaker 1: is what is worse than that? What? What? How? What else?
Speaker 4: Chris of Gas.
Speaker 1: Eggs trans people running him track. I mean, where do
Speaker 1: we have to go? It's it's crazy, and I gotta
Speaker 1: tell you. I won't reg who it is, but I've
Speaker 1: been messaging with someone who is.
Speaker 2: Maga and I.
Speaker 1: Will send them these things, and to their credit, they
Speaker 1: watch them and then they go, that's terrible. And then
Speaker 1: I'll say, do you support someone who's accused of rape
Speaker 1: and murder of a child?
Speaker 2: You can't find anyone better?
Speaker 1: And they'll reply, you would think, And then I'll just
Speaker 1: send another Epstein file that includes the actual file number
Speaker 1: and a link to the document, and I go what
Speaker 1: about this? And they'll go awful. I'm like, you can't
Speaker 1: find anyone better and they're like, eh, not yet, And
Speaker 1: I'm just like, you're acknowledging, you're reading, you're seeing what
Speaker 1: he's about, and you're still going, eh, he's the best
Speaker 1: of all the choices. What we've now reached the point of, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's probably raping and probably murdering, but I can't vote
Speaker 1: for a Democrat Democrat, so then we go.
Speaker 2: The hierarchy now of morality is.
Speaker 1: Republican or conservative, then republican, then conservative rapist, conservative, child rapist,
Speaker 1: conservative pedophile, Democrat no waight poot yeah, putin then democrat.
Speaker 1: So a Republican who rapes is still better than the
Speaker 1: Democrat who doesn't.
Speaker 3: And they believe that with all their heart and soul,
Speaker 3: and that is the thing you'll never convince them otherwise.
Speaker 1: Of I wanna ask Billy that question. Let's get Billy
Speaker 1: on the show. I think there's hope for Billy. He listens,
Speaker 1: he listens, he pays attention, he's a smart guy. There's
Speaker 1: hope for Billy, and I'm gonna talk to him.
Speaker 4: I will reach out to Billy tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Alright, let's do it until we talk to Billy. Y'all
Speaker 1: drive like you know each other.