Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media, Hidley Home. I'm Johnny Mack with your
Speaker 1: daily comedy news. Tim Heideker is campaigning to play jd
Speaker 1: Vance on SNL. During his Office Hours podcast this week,
Speaker 1: Heidecker acknowledged the support of his fans as he called
Speaker 1: it a huge outcry, a huge movement to get me
Speaker 1: to play jd Vance perhaps on SNL. He grabbed a
Speaker 1: suit in some eyeliner to complete the look. He then
Speaker 1: auditioned for the role, saying in a not trying too
Speaker 1: hard Jdvans oppression, saying a lot of crap happened immediately,
Speaker 1: a lot of crap that has happened on the road's
Speaker 1: kind of fed up. In other words, people were kind
Speaker 1: of rude to me online. I noticed Heidecker got real
Speaker 1: time notes from his guest, former Mad TV cast member
Speaker 1: Will Sasso. He then pulled out a bottle of diet
Speaker 1: Mountain dew and took some swigs. I'd tried to pull
Speaker 1: the clip here, but it wasn't just going to work
Speaker 1: for audio podcast. Tim Dillon weighed in on the election
Speaker 1: on his podcast. Tim said, so this frozen of bonnable
Speaker 1: snowman Tim Walls, and I would respect him if he
Speaker 1: said we burned down Minneapolis and if we lose, will
Speaker 1: burn down America. I'd respect that. If he went out
Speaker 1: and said, you're damn right, we had riots and January
Speaker 1: sixth is gonna look like a kid's birthday party compared
Speaker 1: to what we'll do. Will burn it all down. So
Speaker 1: they get funnel Cake Dad. Funnel Cake Dad is the
Speaker 1: folks a history teacher with no money that the Democratic
Speaker 1: Party thinks that this guy should be president because he's
Speaker 1: completely broke. He's like a character of Jed Bartlett from
Speaker 1: the West Wing. He lives in the Land of ten
Speaker 1: Thousand Lakes, and the Democratic Party likes because he's kind
Speaker 1: of keeping it all together up there. He called on
Speaker 1: the National Guard in twenty twenty, but he waited a day.
Speaker 1: He let everybody get it out of their system before
Speaker 1: he called in the National Guard. A lot of these riots,
Speaker 1: you know, things that he and his wife expressed some level,
Speaker 1: and they kind of enjoyed these things. Tom Papa has
Speaker 1: a new Netflix special coming out in October twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: Filmed at the Warner Theater in Washington, Great Theater, this
Speaker 1: one was called Home Free. It's Papa's third special. I
Speaker 1: am a big fan of Tom Papa's comedy. It speaks
Speaker 1: to me, especially when he does like dad stuff and
Speaker 1: husband stuff. Really like it. I can't remember which Net
Speaker 1: special it was. I think it's Your Doing Great from
Speaker 1: twenty twenty. There was a lot of clapter in it.
Speaker 1: It was really awkward. I remember commenting about that on
Speaker 1: the podcast, that Tom would do these big things and
Speaker 1: not get any laughs. He'd get claps, but clapter is awful,
Speaker 1: So hopefully this one has some laughs. In Home Free,
Speaker 1: Tom Papa holds nothing back as his kids are finally
Speaker 1: out of the house and it's just him, his wife,
Speaker 1: and a bunch of animals ready to return to their
Speaker 1: glory days. Tom has seen a lot over the years,
Speaker 1: from close calls with a Pachinko ball to late Night
Speaker 1: seven eleven runs, and he's sharing all his thoughts as
Speaker 1: he parties onto the next stage of life. Paulie Shore
Speaker 1: was commenting on when he first saw Robin Williams performing
Speaker 1: stand up at the Comedy Store in la which was
Speaker 1: owned by Paulie's mother, Mitzi Shure. Paulie Shore tells people
Speaker 1: the guy was special. His improv skills mixed in with
Speaker 1: the stand up was just another level. It'd literally go
Speaker 1: on stage and just grab someone's drink and someone else's
Speaker 1: jokes and then do ten minutes on it. When Robin
Speaker 1: was going off, everyone gathered in the back to watch.
Speaker 1: My mom's office for the comedy Store was at the house,
Speaker 1: and Robin used to come over to pick up his
Speaker 1: twenty five dollars check or wherever was. I remember he
Speaker 1: was in the middle of filming Mork and Mindy and
Speaker 1: he'd still be in his outfit. We'd just mess around.
Speaker 1: He was the same guy on stage off stage, just
Speaker 1: very playful and cool. Encountered Robin once and oh, I'm
Speaker 1: brain locking on it. What's the uh? I know I
Speaker 1: could look this up and you're all talking to your phone,
Speaker 1: But I recorded this yesterday. What was the big comedy
Speaker 1: fundraiser they used to do on HBO that Why don't
Speaker 1: you just look it up, John, because that's not fun?
Speaker 1: That thing? I was at one of those comic relief
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Stop screaming your phone. You're like
Speaker 1: a crazy person in the car. I saw the comma
Speaker 1: Robin Williams, you know, not doing that, just just behaving
Speaker 1: the way most people do when they're not being Robin
Speaker 1: Williams on stage. Nice guy Pauli Shore says of his mother, Midsei,
Speaker 1: she was like a dead mother of these comics. She'd
Speaker 1: take them in. Most of them were jobless, semi homeless
Speaker 1: and didn't have any money. And if my mom saw
Speaker 1: that should always make sure they had a place to stay.
Speaker 1: Robin wasn't anything like that. He had his own thing
Speaker 1: already coming in from San Francisco. This was the late
Speaker 1: seventies when she was sort of developing him, and his
Speaker 1: famous skyrocketed soon after. You know what was gonna happen
Speaker 1: to him. When you saw him, you could tell he
Speaker 1: was destined to do movies. After he was famous. It
Speaker 1: always come up to me and give me a hug,
Speaker 1: ask me how my mom and brothers were doing. He
Speaker 1: still fits knew everybody's hearts. That's why it wasn't a
Speaker 1: normal situation when he died. It was so emotional. He
Speaker 1: connected with so many people. Look at films like Good
Speaker 1: Morning Vietnam or all his films. He always put his
Speaker 1: heart into it. That came through with who he was
Speaker 1: as a person as well. Hey, Johnny Mack, how come
Speaker 1: nobody ever writes any articles about how much Nicki Lazer
Speaker 1: likes Taylor Swift, I know, right, like somebody. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: the Hollywood Reporter wrote such an article. I know. I've
Speaker 1: been commenting a lot lately about publicists earning their money.
Speaker 1: I'm saving four I think tomorrow there's yet another Nicki
Speaker 1: Glazer story about how she's the queen of comedy. Now
Speaker 1: tap the brakes. So Nicki Glazer's publicist, Yeah, you deserve
Speaker 1: a raise too. A lot of that going around lately.
Speaker 1: In the latest episode of the Nicki Glazer publicity Tour,
Speaker 1: she was asked about a video of her dad and
Speaker 1: said he's finally a swiftye. Nicki has not heard from
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and says, honestly, I don't even expect it. Well,
Speaker 1: not for lack of trying. I don't think about it.
Speaker 1: I'm so purely a swifty with no agenda to be
Speaker 1: in her life. Forget any status or being in a
Speaker 1: certain tent. I never want to monetize my love for her,
Speaker 1: or ever think that she thinks I'm trying to get
Speaker 1: a headline by talking about her. Oh okay, yeah right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll just do an article on the Hollywood Reporter about it.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not trying to get more downloads by
Speaker 1: openly calling Joe Rogan a coward and challenging him to a
Speaker 1: fight in the octagon. I'm not doing that for more downloads.
Speaker 1: I'm doing that for my love of Mma. Nicky says.
Speaker 1: It's a tool. I'm sure she's where people are using
Speaker 1: even though they have nothing to do with her. They
Speaker 1: sound off about her, and suddenly they're in an article
Speaker 1: What Interesting Inside by Nicky Glazer In an article about
Speaker 1: Nicky glazerking Taylor Swift and the Hollywood Reporter, Boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I hate to think people are Dave dropping Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: That'd be terrible. Nicky says there was part of her
Speaker 1: that felt embarrassed, wondering if other comedians would make fun
Speaker 1: of her. Her concern was that people would say she's
Speaker 1: doing this to get Taylor's attention, or she's doing this
Speaker 1: for some other reason than just genuinely loving something. She
Speaker 1: admits she was partially embarrassed to love something so much.
Speaker 1: I really do want to talk about Taylor Swift as
Speaker 1: much as my friends want to talk about their kids.
Speaker 1: She says she considered putting Taylor Swift content behind a
Speaker 1: paywall in order to weed out those looking to make
Speaker 1: fun of her and other fans. She decided against it,
Speaker 1: saying I didn't want to make money off it. There
Speaker 1: was an idea to donate any money from the Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift paywall stuff to a cause Taylor Swift was passionate about,
Speaker 1: which a lapine here would get leaked by a publish
Speaker 1: to the Hollywood Reporter, and we would be reading an
Speaker 1: article saying Nicki Glazer raised x dollars it donated to
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift's charity, and then there'd be a picture of
Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer and Taylor Shift and the Holly Reporter. Who
Speaker 1: we getting everybody. I don't read the comments. I just
Speaker 1: send a video to somebody who posts for me because
Speaker 1: I don't want to see if I'm being made fun of.
Speaker 1: Oh You're not being made fun of at all. Trust me.
Speaker 1: It's my biggest fear. But I just love Taylor Swift
Speaker 1: and I can't hide it. Glazer believes swifties will understand
Speaker 1: her hesitance in not wanting to look insincere. They know
Speaker 1: that it's just an unbridled love that doesn't really make
Speaker 1: any sense, makes total sense. I may be a swiftye
Speaker 1: before I'm a comedian. That's how strongly it resonates in
Speaker 1: my bones. I really don't know what I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: with my life when Era's War is over. I really
Speaker 1: think I'll end up flying to different cities to go
Speaker 1: see Taylor Swift sing a long nights because it's something
Speaker 1: that I won't say I'm addicted to, but it's a joy.
Speaker 1: I just want to chase joy. I'm gonna catch groof
Speaker 1: for that Nicki Glazer bit I just did before you
Speaker 1: get mad at me, go back and listen to that.
Speaker 1: And every time I say Nicki Glazer, pretend I'm saying
Speaker 1: George Lopez. And every time I say Taylor Swift, pretend
Speaker 1: I'm saying George Lopez. Tacos. That's all I'm doing there. Hey,
Speaker 1: we've got a new show. It's called five Minutes of Gratitude.
Speaker 1: What's that? It's five minutes of gratitude, Little mindfulness for you,
Speaker 1: five minutes number five, five minutes of gratitude wherever you
Speaker 1: get your shows. I'm mad I wasn't at this concert.
Speaker 1: You think Nicki Glazer likes Taylor Swift? Well, how about
Speaker 1: this one? Zach Bryan at his Philadelphia show Awesome to
Speaker 1: begin with, had Bruce Springsteen, the Lumineers, and Shane Gillis.
Speaker 1: Why wasn't I there? This happened last Wednesday at the
Speaker 1: second night of his two show stint in Philadelphia. One
Speaker 1: of the Lumineers came out and sang alongside Brian for Spotless.
Speaker 1: Then Bruce Springsteen came out and they did Atlantic City
Speaker 1: and they did a song from the new The Great
Speaker 1: American Bar Scene album, which is a fantastic album. Talk
Speaker 1: about that in a second called Sandpaper. My son turned
Speaker 1: me on to Zach Bryan and he really likes the
Speaker 1: new album. And I listened to it and I liked
Speaker 1: it too. And I keep telling my son, you don't
Speaker 1: realize it. You like Springsteen, and he thinks he likes
Speaker 1: Zack Bryan. And I'm like, there's a lot of Springsteen
Speaker 1: vibes on that album. So it's music we can share together.
Speaker 1: Isn't that nice? Uh? Kind of a good album? Check
Speaker 1: it out from Zach Bryan. Everybody came back out to
Speaker 1: sing revival and they were joined by Shane Gillis from
Speaker 1: Gossip Corner. Did you watch Matt Rich's crowd Work special? Well,
Speaker 1: he maybe perhaps possibly has bought a home in Rhode Island,
Speaker 1: about twenty minutes from the conjuring house. Back in April,
Speaker 1: nrII Now reported that in LLC had purchased West Wind
Speaker 1: Estate in a three million dollar plus transaction, So Matt
Speaker 1: Rife is doing okay for himself. The property features a
Speaker 1: private driveway stretching a third of a mile, a twenty
Speaker 1: four stall horseborn twenty one grass paddocks leased by the
Speaker 1: prosill Riding Academy, hay and machinery barnes, an indoor and
Speaker 1: outdoor writing arena, a pool, a poolhouse, and a helicopter pad.
Speaker 1: The main house has four bedrooms, six fireplaces, three balconies,
Speaker 1: a wine making cellar, a game room, and a two
Speaker 1: stall shooting range. Now the LLC, according two Records, is
Speaker 1: owned by a guy named Benjamin and managed by a
Speaker 1: woman named Christina. Christina is a California based talent agent
Speaker 1: who works with stand up comedians and comedic actors. Benjamin
Speaker 1: is a business manager for a New York City based
Speaker 1: management firm that advises some names you've heard of, including
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, and Arsenio Hall. Although it was
Speaker 1: unclear who would assume ownership of the estates, Rife is
Speaker 1: one of the clients, and the stuff Rife said makes
Speaker 1: everybody think that it's Rife's house. Rife said, I look
Speaker 1: forward to waking up seeing the sun coming through my window,
Speaker 1: and the view that I get on a sunny day
Speaker 1: is just stunning. Rife also says that he enjoys ghost hunting,
Speaker 1: has been to the Conjuring House, and has described the
Speaker 1: Conjuring Universe as his favorite horror movie franchise. All right,
Speaker 1: Matt Riye you go, Hey, it's the Columbus Comedy Festival
Speaker 1: kicking off today. We did a big preview with that
Speaker 1: on Saturday. If you missed that episode, Let's see what
Speaker 1: we got tonight at six o'clock. Toxic Waves at Mad Lab,
Speaker 1: Salter Hillo at seven, River Butcher at seven, five other
Speaker 1: shows at seven, eight o'clock, Don't tell Columbus is a
Speaker 1: thirty drunk power Point, ten o'clock Michael ian Black and
Speaker 1: three other shows at ten o'clock. All right, John, what
Speaker 1: would we do if we were in Columbus? Well, how
Speaker 1: to hit up Walker Reference and be like, hey, remember
Speaker 1: that big interview today, you got any passes and would
Speaker 1: go see River Butcher and Michael ian Black it's the
Speaker 1: Columbus in Comedy Festival Columbus Coomedyfest dot com. You should go.
Speaker 1: And that is your comedy news for today. If you
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