WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.200 --> 00:00:10.880 Callaroga Shark Media, Hidley Home. I'm Johnny Mack with your 2 00:00:10.919 --> 00:00:14.240 daily comedy news. Tim Heideker is campaigning to play jd 3 00:00:14.439 --> 00:00:18.000 Vance on SNL. During his Office Hours podcast this week, 4 00:00:18.160 --> 00:00:23.079 Heidecker acknowledged the support of his fans as he called 5 00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:25.920 it a huge outcry, a huge movement to get me 6 00:00:26.000 --> 00:00:28.760 to play jd Vance perhaps on SNL. He grabbed a 7 00:00:28.760 --> 00:00:31.239 suit in some eyeliner to complete the look. He then 8 00:00:31.440 --> 00:00:34.560 auditioned for the role, saying in a not trying too 9 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:37.640 hard Jdvans oppression, saying a lot of crap happened immediately, 10 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:39.200 a lot of crap that has happened on the road's 11 00:00:39.280 --> 00:00:40.920 kind of fed up. In other words, people were kind 12 00:00:40.960 --> 00:00:43.399 of rude to me online. I noticed Heidecker got real 13 00:00:43.439 --> 00:00:46.399 time notes from his guest, former Mad TV cast member 14 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:49.280 Will Sasso. He then pulled out a bottle of diet 15 00:00:49.280 --> 00:00:51.399 Mountain dew and took some swigs. I'd tried to pull 16 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:52.799 the clip here, but it wasn't just going to work 17 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:56.119 for audio podcast. Tim Dillon weighed in on the election 18 00:00:56.600 --> 00:00:59.560 on his podcast. Tim said, so this frozen of bonnable 19 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:01.679 snowman Tim Walls, and I would respect him if he 20 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:03.920 said we burned down Minneapolis and if we lose, will 21 00:01:03.960 --> 00:01:06.400 burn down America. I'd respect that. If he went out 22 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:08.359 and said, you're damn right, we had riots and January 23 00:01:08.359 --> 00:01:10.439 sixth is gonna look like a kid's birthday party compared 24 00:01:10.439 --> 00:01:12.920 to what we'll do. Will burn it all down. So 25 00:01:12.959 --> 00:01:15.040 they get funnel Cake Dad. Funnel Cake Dad is the 26 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:17.519 folks a history teacher with no money that the Democratic 27 00:01:17.519 --> 00:01:19.560 Party thinks that this guy should be president because he's 28 00:01:19.560 --> 00:01:21.840 completely broke. He's like a character of Jed Bartlett from 29 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:23.560 the West Wing. He lives in the Land of ten 30 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:26.680 Thousand Lakes, and the Democratic Party likes because he's kind 31 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:28.719 of keeping it all together up there. He called on 32 00:01:28.760 --> 00:01:31.120 the National Guard in twenty twenty, but he waited a day. 33 00:01:31.159 --> 00:01:33.200 He let everybody get it out of their system before 34 00:01:33.200 --> 00:01:35.239 he called in the National Guard. A lot of these riots, 35 00:01:35.239 --> 00:01:37.599 you know, things that he and his wife expressed some level, 36 00:01:37.599 --> 00:01:40.359 and they kind of enjoyed these things. Tom Papa has 37 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:43.480 a new Netflix special coming out in October twenty ninth. 38 00:01:43.599 --> 00:01:47.000 Filmed at the Warner Theater in Washington, Great Theater, this 39 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:50.560 one was called Home Free. It's Papa's third special. I 40 00:01:50.640 --> 00:01:53.879 am a big fan of Tom Papa's comedy. It speaks 41 00:01:53.879 --> 00:01:56.599 to me, especially when he does like dad stuff and 42 00:01:56.719 --> 00:01:59.920 husband stuff. Really like it. I can't remember which Net 43 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:02.159 special it was. I think it's Your Doing Great from 44 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:05.120 twenty twenty. There was a lot of clapter in it. 45 00:02:05.120 --> 00:02:07.560 It was really awkward. I remember commenting about that on 46 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:09.680 the podcast, that Tom would do these big things and 47 00:02:09.719 --> 00:02:13.879 not get any laughs. He'd get claps, but clapter is awful, 48 00:02:14.000 --> 00:02:16.319 So hopefully this one has some laughs. In Home Free, 49 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:19.439 Tom Papa holds nothing back as his kids are finally 50 00:02:19.439 --> 00:02:21.520 out of the house and it's just him, his wife, 51 00:02:21.560 --> 00:02:23.520 and a bunch of animals ready to return to their 52 00:02:23.520 --> 00:02:25.759 glory days. Tom has seen a lot over the years, 53 00:02:25.800 --> 00:02:28.159 from close calls with a Pachinko ball to late Night 54 00:02:28.240 --> 00:02:31.039 seven eleven runs, and he's sharing all his thoughts as 55 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:33.960 he parties onto the next stage of life. Paulie Shore 56 00:02:34.199 --> 00:02:37.280 was commenting on when he first saw Robin Williams performing 57 00:02:37.319 --> 00:02:39.120 stand up at the Comedy Store in la which was 58 00:02:39.159 --> 00:02:42.599 owned by Paulie's mother, Mitzi Shure. Paulie Shore tells people 59 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:45.240 the guy was special. His improv skills mixed in with 60 00:02:45.240 --> 00:02:47.439 the stand up was just another level. It'd literally go 61 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:49.759 on stage and just grab someone's drink and someone else's 62 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:52.159 jokes and then do ten minutes on it. When Robin 63 00:02:52.240 --> 00:02:54.319 was going off, everyone gathered in the back to watch. 64 00:02:54.759 --> 00:02:57.000 My mom's office for the comedy Store was at the house, 65 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:58.520 and Robin used to come over to pick up his 66 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:00.960 twenty five dollars check or wherever was. I remember he 67 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:03.039 was in the middle of filming Mork and Mindy and 68 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:05.120 he'd still be in his outfit. We'd just mess around. 69 00:03:05.159 --> 00:03:07.159 He was the same guy on stage off stage, just 70 00:03:07.240 --> 00:03:11.879 very playful and cool. Encountered Robin once and oh, I'm 71 00:03:11.960 --> 00:03:14.680 brain locking on it. What's the uh? I know I 72 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:16.560 could look this up and you're all talking to your phone, 73 00:03:16.560 --> 00:03:19.639 But I recorded this yesterday. What was the big comedy 74 00:03:19.639 --> 00:03:22.520 fundraiser they used to do on HBO that Why don't 75 00:03:22.520 --> 00:03:24.240 you just look it up, John, because that's not fun? 76 00:03:24.280 --> 00:03:26.199 That thing? I was at one of those comic relief 77 00:03:26.319 --> 00:03:28.599 That's what it is. Stop screaming your phone. You're like 78 00:03:28.599 --> 00:03:31.159 a crazy person in the car. I saw the comma 79 00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:34.240 Robin Williams, you know, not doing that, just just behaving 80 00:03:34.439 --> 00:03:36.439 the way most people do when they're not being Robin 81 00:03:36.479 --> 00:03:39.840 Williams on stage. Nice guy Pauli Shore says of his mother, Midsei, 82 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:41.639 she was like a dead mother of these comics. She'd 83 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:43.960 take them in. Most of them were jobless, semi homeless 84 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:45.360 and didn't have any money. And if my mom saw 85 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:47.080 that should always make sure they had a place to stay. 86 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:49.599 Robin wasn't anything like that. He had his own thing 87 00:03:49.639 --> 00:03:51.919 already coming in from San Francisco. This was the late 88 00:03:51.960 --> 00:03:53.879 seventies when she was sort of developing him, and his 89 00:03:53.919 --> 00:03:56.560 famous skyrocketed soon after. You know what was gonna happen 90 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:57.800 to him. When you saw him, you could tell he 91 00:03:57.840 --> 00:04:00.400 was destined to do movies. After he was famous. It 92 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:01.879 always come up to me and give me a hug, 93 00:04:01.960 --> 00:04:03.879 ask me how my mom and brothers were doing. He 94 00:04:03.960 --> 00:04:06.159 still fits knew everybody's hearts. That's why it wasn't a 95 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:08.560 normal situation when he died. It was so emotional. He 96 00:04:08.599 --> 00:04:10.560 connected with so many people. Look at films like Good 97 00:04:10.560 --> 00:04:12.759 Morning Vietnam or all his films. He always put his 98 00:04:12.759 --> 00:04:15.000 heart into it. That came through with who he was 99 00:04:15.039 --> 00:04:18.120 as a person as well. Hey, Johnny Mack, how come 100 00:04:18.199 --> 00:04:20.959 nobody ever writes any articles about how much Nicki Lazer 101 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:23.800 likes Taylor Swift, I know, right, like somebody. Oh wait, 102 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:27.160 the Hollywood Reporter wrote such an article. I know. I've 103 00:04:27.199 --> 00:04:29.680 been commenting a lot lately about publicists earning their money. 104 00:04:30.360 --> 00:04:33.560 I'm saving four I think tomorrow there's yet another Nicki 105 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:36.040 Glazer story about how she's the queen of comedy. Now 106 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:39.879 tap the brakes. So Nicki Glazer's publicist, Yeah, you deserve 107 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:41.920 a raise too. A lot of that going around lately. 108 00:04:42.319 --> 00:04:45.399 In the latest episode of the Nicki Glazer publicity Tour, 109 00:04:45.839 --> 00:04:47.720 she was asked about a video of her dad and 110 00:04:47.879 --> 00:04:51.240 said he's finally a swiftye. Nicki has not heard from 111 00:04:51.319 --> 00:04:54.360 Taylor Swift and says, honestly, I don't even expect it. Well, 112 00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:56.439 not for lack of trying. I don't think about it. 113 00:04:56.560 --> 00:04:58.600 I'm so purely a swifty with no agenda to be 114 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:00.439 in her life. Forget any status or being in a 115 00:05:00.439 --> 00:05:03.279 certain tent. I never want to monetize my love for her, 116 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:04.879 or ever think that she thinks I'm trying to get 117 00:05:04.879 --> 00:05:09.920 a headline by talking about her. Oh okay, yeah right, yeah, 118 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:12.639 I'll just do an article on the Hollywood Reporter about it. 119 00:05:13.040 --> 00:05:15.279 You know, I'm not trying to get more downloads by 120 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.120 openly calling Joe Rogan a coward and challenging him to a 121 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:20.560 fight in the octagon. I'm not doing that for more downloads. 122 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:23.920 I'm doing that for my love of Mma. Nicky says. 123 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:25.959 It's a tool. I'm sure she's where people are using 124 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:27.600 even though they have nothing to do with her. They 125 00:05:27.639 --> 00:05:30.120 sound off about her, and suddenly they're in an article 126 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:35.079 What Interesting Inside by Nicky Glazer In an article about 127 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:38.920 Nicky glazerking Taylor Swift and the Hollywood Reporter, Boy, Yeah, 128 00:05:39.199 --> 00:05:41.560 I hate to think people are Dave dropping Taylor Swift. 129 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:43.839 That'd be terrible. Nicky says there was part of her 130 00:05:43.839 --> 00:05:46.160 that felt embarrassed, wondering if other comedians would make fun 131 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:48.399 of her. Her concern was that people would say she's 132 00:05:48.439 --> 00:05:50.600 doing this to get Taylor's attention, or she's doing this 133 00:05:50.639 --> 00:05:53.639 for some other reason than just genuinely loving something. She 134 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:56.680 admits she was partially embarrassed to love something so much. 135 00:05:57.319 --> 00:05:59.399 I really do want to talk about Taylor Swift as 136 00:05:59.480 --> 00:06:01.519 much as my friends want to talk about their kids. 137 00:06:01.959 --> 00:06:04.600 She says she considered putting Taylor Swift content behind a 138 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:07.240 paywall in order to weed out those looking to make 139 00:06:07.279 --> 00:06:10.319 fun of her and other fans. She decided against it, 140 00:06:10.399 --> 00:06:12.639 saying I didn't want to make money off it. There 141 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:14.879 was an idea to donate any money from the Taylor 142 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:18.560 Swift paywall stuff to a cause Taylor Swift was passionate about, 143 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:21.439 which a lapine here would get leaked by a publish 144 00:06:21.480 --> 00:06:23.480 to the Hollywood Reporter, and we would be reading an 145 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:27.040 article saying Nicki Glazer raised x dollars it donated to 146 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:29.120 Taylor Swift's charity, and then there'd be a picture of 147 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:31.839 Nicki Glazer and Taylor Shift and the Holly Reporter. Who 148 00:06:31.839 --> 00:06:34.120 we getting everybody. I don't read the comments. I just 149 00:06:34.120 --> 00:06:36.000 send a video to somebody who posts for me because 150 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:37.519 I don't want to see if I'm being made fun of. 151 00:06:37.600 --> 00:06:39.639 Oh You're not being made fun of at all. Trust me. 152 00:06:39.879 --> 00:06:42.079 It's my biggest fear. But I just love Taylor Swift 153 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:45.480 and I can't hide it. Glazer believes swifties will understand 154 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:48.879 her hesitance in not wanting to look insincere. They know 155 00:06:49.000 --> 00:06:51.079 that it's just an unbridled love that doesn't really make 156 00:06:51.079 --> 00:06:54.079 any sense, makes total sense. I may be a swiftye 157 00:06:54.079 --> 00:06:56.839 before I'm a comedian. That's how strongly it resonates in 158 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:58.959 my bones. I really don't know what I'm gonna do 159 00:06:59.000 --> 00:07:01.600 with my life when Era's War is over. I really 160 00:07:01.639 --> 00:07:03.399 think I'll end up flying to different cities to go 161 00:07:03.439 --> 00:07:05.639 see Taylor Swift sing a long nights because it's something 162 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:07.560 that I won't say I'm addicted to, but it's a joy. 163 00:07:07.800 --> 00:07:11.079 I just want to chase joy. I'm gonna catch groof 164 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:13.160 for that Nicki Glazer bit I just did before you 165 00:07:13.439 --> 00:07:15.439 get mad at me, go back and listen to that. 166 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:17.600 And every time I say Nicki Glazer, pretend I'm saying 167 00:07:17.600 --> 00:07:19.959 George Lopez. And every time I say Taylor Swift, pretend 168 00:07:19.959 --> 00:07:22.759 I'm saying George Lopez. Tacos. That's all I'm doing there. Hey, 169 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:25.879 we've got a new show. It's called five Minutes of Gratitude. 170 00:07:25.920 --> 00:07:29.800 What's that? It's five minutes of gratitude, Little mindfulness for you, 171 00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:32.639 five minutes number five, five minutes of gratitude wherever you 172 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:35.519 get your shows. I'm mad I wasn't at this concert. 173 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:38.800 You think Nicki Glazer likes Taylor Swift? Well, how about 174 00:07:38.839 --> 00:07:42.120 this one? Zach Bryan at his Philadelphia show Awesome to 175 00:07:42.160 --> 00:07:45.639 begin with, had Bruce Springsteen, the Lumineers, and Shane Gillis. 176 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:48.800 Why wasn't I there? This happened last Wednesday at the 177 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:51.959 second night of his two show stint in Philadelphia. One 178 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:56.079 of the Lumineers came out and sang alongside Brian for Spotless. 179 00:07:56.120 --> 00:07:59.680 Then Bruce Springsteen came out and they did Atlantic City 180 00:07:59.759 --> 00:08:02.199 and they did a song from the new The Great 181 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:04.639 American Bar Scene album, which is a fantastic album. Talk 182 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:07.560 about that in a second called Sandpaper. My son turned 183 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:09.319 me on to Zach Bryan and he really likes the 184 00:08:09.360 --> 00:08:11.040 new album. And I listened to it and I liked 185 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:13.680 it too. And I keep telling my son, you don't 186 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:15.879 realize it. You like Springsteen, and he thinks he likes 187 00:08:15.920 --> 00:08:19.079 Zack Bryan. And I'm like, there's a lot of Springsteen 188 00:08:19.199 --> 00:08:21.800 vibes on that album. So it's music we can share together. 189 00:08:21.879 --> 00:08:24.160 Isn't that nice? Uh? Kind of a good album? Check 190 00:08:24.160 --> 00:08:26.279 it out from Zach Bryan. Everybody came back out to 191 00:08:26.319 --> 00:08:30.120 sing revival and they were joined by Shane Gillis from 192 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:33.440 Gossip Corner. Did you watch Matt Rich's crowd Work special? Well, 193 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:36.879 he maybe perhaps possibly has bought a home in Rhode Island, 194 00:08:37.120 --> 00:08:40.960 about twenty minutes from the conjuring house. Back in April, 195 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:45.240 nrII Now reported that in LLC had purchased West Wind 196 00:08:45.399 --> 00:08:50.080 Estate in a three million dollar plus transaction, So Matt 197 00:08:50.159 --> 00:08:53.200 Rife is doing okay for himself. The property features a 198 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:56.000 private driveway stretching a third of a mile, a twenty 199 00:08:56.039 --> 00:08:59.679 four stall horseborn twenty one grass paddocks leased by the 200 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:03.960 prosill Riding Academy, hay and machinery barnes, an indoor and 201 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:09.639 outdoor writing arena, a pool, a poolhouse, and a helicopter pad. 202 00:09:10.120 --> 00:09:14.480 The main house has four bedrooms, six fireplaces, three balconies, 203 00:09:14.519 --> 00:09:16.639 a wine making cellar, a game room, and a two 204 00:09:16.679 --> 00:09:21.120 stall shooting range. Now the LLC, according two Records, is 205 00:09:21.159 --> 00:09:24.000 owned by a guy named Benjamin and managed by a 206 00:09:24.039 --> 00:09:28.440 woman named Christina. Christina is a California based talent agent 207 00:09:28.480 --> 00:09:31.639 who works with stand up comedians and comedic actors. Benjamin 208 00:09:31.720 --> 00:09:34.279 is a business manager for a New York City based 209 00:09:34.320 --> 00:09:36.799 management firm that advises some names you've heard of, including 210 00:09:36.919 --> 00:09:39.559 Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, and Arsenio Hall. Although it was 211 00:09:39.720 --> 00:09:43.559 unclear who would assume ownership of the estates, Rife is 212 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:46.120 one of the clients, and the stuff Rife said makes 213 00:09:46.159 --> 00:09:49.200 everybody think that it's Rife's house. Rife said, I look 214 00:09:49.240 --> 00:09:51.519 forward to waking up seeing the sun coming through my window, 215 00:09:51.559 --> 00:09:53.080 and the view that I get on a sunny day 216 00:09:53.159 --> 00:09:56.600 is just stunning. Rife also says that he enjoys ghost hunting, 217 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:59.000 has been to the Conjuring House, and has described the 218 00:09:59.039 --> 00:10:02.120 Conjuring Universe as his favorite horror movie franchise. All right, 219 00:10:02.159 --> 00:10:05.200 Matt Riye you go, Hey, it's the Columbus Comedy Festival 220 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:07.120 kicking off today. We did a big preview with that 221 00:10:07.240 --> 00:10:09.799 on Saturday. If you missed that episode, Let's see what 222 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:12.480 we got tonight at six o'clock. Toxic Waves at Mad Lab, 223 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:17.000 Salter Hillo at seven, River Butcher at seven, five other 224 00:10:17.039 --> 00:10:19.480 shows at seven, eight o'clock, Don't tell Columbus is a 225 00:10:19.559 --> 00:10:22.879 thirty drunk power Point, ten o'clock Michael ian Black and 226 00:10:23.000 --> 00:10:24.879 three other shows at ten o'clock. All right, John, what 227 00:10:24.919 --> 00:10:26.679 would we do if we were in Columbus? Well, how 228 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:28.480 to hit up Walker Reference and be like, hey, remember 229 00:10:28.480 --> 00:10:30.480 that big interview today, you got any passes and would 230 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:33.200 go see River Butcher and Michael ian Black it's the 231 00:10:33.320 --> 00:10:37.360 Columbus in Comedy Festival Columbus Coomedyfest dot com. You should go. 232 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:39.480 And that is your comedy news for today. If you 233 00:10:39.559 --> 00:10:41.639 enjoy the program, tell a friend about it. They might 234 00:10:41.799 --> 00:10:43.440 like it too, and I'll see you tomorrow.