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Speaker 2: Begin in Thailand, Pattaya, Thailand, British tourists. This guy looks
Speaker 2: like he's probably in his early sixties. Had a little,
Speaker 2: well know, way too much to drink out enjoying the
Speaker 2: night life. He was so drunk that no ride sharing
Speaker 2: services wanted to allow him into the vehicles, so he's
Speaker 2: kind of stranded. Stranded. Two good Samaritan tie residents said,
Speaker 2: you know, dude, we'll give you a ride to your
Speaker 2: hotel to hop in our truck. So you get him
Speaker 2: into the truck, and apparently he becomes belligerent towards the
Speaker 2: Good Samaritans and does some damage to the interior of
Speaker 2: their truck. So they throw a beat down on him
Speaker 2: and dump him out back on the sidewalk a little
Speaker 2: ways down the road.
Speaker 1: They probably he probably went into the blackout mode and
Speaker 1: thought these guys are kidnapping me.
Speaker 2: Broken nose, bruce, left eye, and bleeding from his face.
Speaker 2: Also had some scratches on his body. Now here's the
Speaker 2: interesting part. So they drag him back out of the
Speaker 2: pickup truck, PLoP him down, and they leave. Now, first
Speaker 2: Aid comes and transports this guy to the hospital. He
Speaker 2: files a police report. The two Good Samaritans show up
Speaker 2: at the local police precinct to make a preemptive Hey,
Speaker 2: if you go and investigate this, this is what happened.
Speaker 2: This guy was blasted, We tried to help him out,
Speaker 2: and he becomes bonkers blackout mode, like you said, and
Speaker 2: we had to defend ourselves. So that's what happened. Oh
Speaker 2: that's perfect. Hey, how was your trip to Thailand?
Speaker 1: Did you don't mess with two Thai guys, think about it.
Speaker 1: They a lot of people from Taiwan know martial arts
Speaker 1: and stuff. You're just your flirting with disaster Taiwan though,
Speaker 1: I mean, uh here, there's some partying over.
Speaker 2: There, Thailand. Two different hiland. I didn't say sorry.
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Speaker 2: Ty Stick Hotline. Woman who lives in uh Nova, Scotia, Canada,
Speaker 2: had a bit of a unexpected surprise. She thought she
Speaker 2: had found a reliable and really good dog sitter to
Speaker 2: look after her dogs when she and her husband were
Speaker 2: away for you know, extended periods and needed someone to
Speaker 2: you know, feed, walk and take the dogs. You know
Speaker 2: what dogsitters doing important to have. Yeah, things are going
Speaker 2: along great until the woman was tipped off that her
Speaker 2: dog sitter was producing only fans videos in her home
Speaker 2: while watching her dogs and posting them online. She was
Speaker 2: producing not only I knew you were gonna go, oh
Speaker 2: my god, Now that would have been so the homeowner.
Speaker 2: She goes and finds the woman's only fans and pays
Speaker 2: seven ninety nine for a one month subscription to see
Speaker 2: this dog sitter doing figure eights next to her pool,
Speaker 2: doing the dirty in her bathroom, and all sorts of things. Eight.
Speaker 1: Hey, uh, James, you might want to tell Sarah that
Speaker 1: I was watching this only fans. I think I saw
Speaker 1: your I think I saw some of your family pictures
Speaker 1: in the background. This is multitasking at its finest. Oh,
Speaker 1: double duty, yeah, double the pay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: You know what you You don't just break into only
Speaker 2: fans and all of a sudden start raking in you know,
Speaker 2: six figures, seven figures. You got to you gotta build
Speaker 2: up to that. And now you gotta have a second job,
Speaker 2: soup dog sitter while you're hot picking up dog duty.
Speaker 1: Then it's time to have produce a video in the
Speaker 1: backyard said dogs over there in the corner, you know,
Speaker 1: like myself. And here she is on the pool.
Speaker 2: Deck, lucky doggies. Wow. Let's go to Portland, Oregon. Elephants
Speaker 2: Deli is a deli products distribution business. There they deliver
Speaker 2: deli supplies and products to area businesses. One of their
Speaker 2: workers was loading up her delivery truck the other morning
Speaker 2: when someone jumped in the cab and took off with
Speaker 2: her still in the back of the truck loading things up.
Speaker 3: It was pretty wild. Did not expect anything like that
Speaker 3: to happen. She had it backed up to a loading
Speaker 3: dock and she was bringing carts of food. When he
Speaker 3: started to drive away, she was on the truck. She
Speaker 3: did jump out of the truck sudden.
Speaker 2: She did fall off, star skiing chat of the back
Speaker 2: of the truck.
Speaker 3: She was a real trooper yesterday after it happened, she
Speaker 3: had a great attitude about it, and she seemed to
Speaker 3: be processing it really well.
Speaker 2: That's the manager of the distribution facility who was recounting
Speaker 2: the actions of his his worker.
Speaker 1: So you better get ready to distribute money to a
Speaker 1: lawyer in town.
Speaker 2: We do have the video footage of this as well,
Speaker 2: because she has.
Speaker 1: A really good attitude, because she is recounting this suffering
Speaker 1: she did, gripping and clawing to the top of that truck.
Speaker 2: They said, said she was uninjured when she jumped this.
Speaker 2: This is where you got to pat mental anguish. Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: that's yes.
Speaker 1: The fingernails are are in the truck and you're sliding
Speaker 1: off slowly, but surely it is you and all these
Speaker 1: meatloaf trays following off the back and.
Speaker 2: You're rolling in them.
Speaker 1: Oh god it having nightmares about it every since I
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