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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But your freaking

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<v Speaker 2>idiots all right, this how I brought you by Thursday

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<v Speaker 2>Night football will be out Tomorrow night ahead of the

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<v Speaker 2>Steelers in Browns game.

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<v Speaker 1>Pregaming in uh oh veto at Froggers starting at six. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we have concert tickets and bwocoozies and a new batch

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<v Speaker 1>of bwo stickers.

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<v Speaker 2>The movement is real.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we created it and you all are backing it

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<v Speaker 1>and it's kind of neat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's also groovy, so check it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, tomorrow's starting at six Froggers, no veto come join us.

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<v Speaker 1>Great bucket specials all that good stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Begin in Thailand, Pattaya, Thailand, British tourists. This guy looks

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<v Speaker 2>like he's probably in his early sixties. Had a little,

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<v Speaker 2>well know, way too much to drink out enjoying the

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<v Speaker 2>night life. He was so drunk that no ride sharing

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<v Speaker 2>services wanted to allow him into the vehicles, so he's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of stranded. Stranded. Two good Samaritan tie residents said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, dude, we'll give you a ride to your

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<v Speaker 2>hotel to hop in our truck. So you get him

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<v Speaker 2>into the truck, and apparently he becomes belligerent towards the

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<v Speaker 2>Good Samaritans and does some damage to the interior of

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<v Speaker 2>their truck. So they throw a beat down on him

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<v Speaker 2>and dump him out back on the sidewalk a little

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<v Speaker 2>ways down the road.

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<v Speaker 1>They probably he probably went into the blackout mode and

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<v Speaker 1>thought these guys are kidnapping me.

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<v Speaker 2>Broken nose, bruce, left eye, and bleeding from his face.

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<v Speaker 2>Also had some scratches on his body. Now here's the

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<v Speaker 2>interesting part. So they drag him back out of the

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<v Speaker 2>pickup truck, PLoP him down, and they leave. Now, first

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<v Speaker 2>Aid comes and transports this guy to the hospital. He

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<v Speaker 2>files a police report. The two Good Samaritans show up

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<v Speaker 2>at the local police precinct to make a preemptive Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>if you go and investigate this, this is what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy was blasted, We tried to help him out,

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<v Speaker 2>and he becomes bonkers blackout mode, like you said, and

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<v Speaker 2>we had to defend ourselves. So that's what happened. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's perfect. Hey, how was your trip to Thailand?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you don't mess with two Thai guys, think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>They a lot of people from Taiwan know martial arts

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. You're just your flirting with disaster Taiwan though,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, uh here, there's some partying over.

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<v Speaker 2>There, Thailand. Two different hiland. I didn't say sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember back in the day they used to say, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>ty steak buds.

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<v Speaker 2>Kyle, what say you? Hush King? Hello?

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<v Speaker 1>Kyle coach King in Central Florida checking in on the

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<v Speaker 1>tie hotline.

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<v Speaker 2>Ty Stick Hotline. Woman who lives in uh Nova, Scotia, Canada,

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<v Speaker 2>had a bit of a unexpected surprise. She thought she

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<v Speaker 2>had found a reliable and really good dog sitter to

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<v Speaker 2>look after her dogs when she and her husband were

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<v Speaker 2>away for you know, extended periods and needed someone to

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<v Speaker 2>you know, feed, walk and take the dogs. You know

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<v Speaker 2>what dogsitters doing important to have. Yeah, things are going

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<v Speaker 2>along great until the woman was tipped off that her

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<v Speaker 2>dog sitter was producing only fans videos in her home

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<v Speaker 2>while watching her dogs and posting them online. She was

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<v Speaker 2>producing not only I knew you were gonna go, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, Now that would have been so the homeowner.

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<v Speaker 2>She goes and finds the woman's only fans and pays

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<v Speaker 2>seven ninety nine for a one month subscription to see

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<v Speaker 2>this dog sitter doing figure eights next to her pool,

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<v Speaker 2>doing the dirty in her bathroom, and all sorts of things. Eight.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, uh, James, you might want to tell Sarah that

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<v Speaker 1>I was watching this only fans. I think I saw

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<v Speaker 1>your I think I saw some of your family pictures

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<v Speaker 1>in the background. This is multitasking at its finest. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>double duty, yeah, double the pay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you You don't just break into only

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<v Speaker 2>fans and all of a sudden start raking in you know,

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<v Speaker 2>six figures, seven figures. You got to you gotta build

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<v Speaker 2>up to that. And now you gotta have a second job,

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<v Speaker 2>soup dog sitter while you're hot picking up dog duty.

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<v Speaker 1>Then it's time to have produce a video in the

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<v Speaker 1>backyard said dogs over there in the corner, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like myself. And here she is on the pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Deck, lucky doggies. Wow. Let's go to Portland, Oregon. Elephants

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<v Speaker 2>Deli is a deli products distribution business. There they deliver

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<v Speaker 2>deli supplies and products to area businesses. One of their

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<v Speaker 2>workers was loading up her delivery truck the other morning

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<v Speaker 2>when someone jumped in the cab and took off with

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<v Speaker 2>her still in the back of the truck loading things up.

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<v Speaker 3>It was pretty wild. Did not expect anything like that

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<v Speaker 3>to happen. She had it backed up to a loading

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<v Speaker 3>dock and she was bringing carts of food. When he

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<v Speaker 3>started to drive away, she was on the truck. She

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<v Speaker 3>did jump out of the truck sudden.

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<v Speaker 2>She did fall off, star skiing chat of the back

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<v Speaker 2>of the truck.

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<v Speaker 3>She was a real trooper yesterday after it happened, she

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<v Speaker 3>had a great attitude about it, and she seemed to

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<v Speaker 3>be processing it really well.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the manager of the distribution facility who was recounting

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<v Speaker 2>the actions of his his worker.

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<v Speaker 1>So you better get ready to distribute money to a

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<v Speaker 1>lawyer in town.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have the video footage of this as well,

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<v Speaker 2>because she has.

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<v Speaker 1>A really good attitude, because she is recounting this suffering

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<v Speaker 1>she did, gripping and clawing to the top of that truck.

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<v Speaker 2>They said, said she was uninjured when she jumped this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is where you got to pat mental anguish. Oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>that's yes.

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<v Speaker 1>The fingernails are are in the truck and you're sliding

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<v Speaker 1>off slowly, but surely it is you and all these

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<v Speaker 1>meatloaf trays following off the back and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're rolling in them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god it having nightmares about it every since I

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<v Speaker 1>got mash potatoes on my vagina. Oh Linden Taco on demand.

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