Speaker 1: All right, ready for the Minnesota good bye. Let's see
Speaker 1: what we got here in the email. Don't say my name.
Speaker 1: I will just I just sent a message with random topics,
Speaker 1: but I forgot to mention how awkward is it to
Speaker 1: turn down a date? I will say this is from
Speaker 1: a woman. By the way, I won't say your name
Speaker 1: today mine of my own business. A man complimented me
Speaker 1: on my physical appearance, and I asked if I would
Speaker 1: go to dinner with him sometime. First. I'm thirty five,
Speaker 1: I got a thirteen year old and a six year
Speaker 1: old that've been happily single for over eight years. God's choice.
Speaker 1: I'm opinionated, and I don't know how to date as
Speaker 1: I'm a busy mom with shit to do. OI. I
Speaker 1: thanked him and acknowledged and respected his efforts to ask
Speaker 1: me out. I'd explain my life is too busy, which
Speaker 1: it is, but it was also not. I was not
Speaker 1: physically attracted him at all. The guy was bummed, and
Speaker 1: I felt bad. Have any of you ever been randomly
Speaker 1: asked out and turned it down? Was it weird? Awkward?
Speaker 1: Do you regret it anyone.
Speaker 2: Randomly? I mean, yeah, I've been randomly asked out quite
Speaker 2: a bit, but I mean I shouldn't say quite a
Speaker 2: bit that sounds conceited. I have, but yeah, I just
Speaker 2: turned down the people who I don't know who they
Speaker 2: are and I'm not interested.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 4: Mine are always like old coworkers that ask me out
Speaker 4: because I have to talk to them because they're my coworkers.
Speaker 4: So they assume, oh, she's being nice to me, so
Speaker 4: she must be interested in me and I'm not, and
Speaker 4: they'll like corner me in a place that I can't
Speaker 4: leave and they'll be like, hey, you know, if you
Speaker 4: ever wanted to, we could totally go and get coffee sometime.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, well, I'll have to look at my planner.
Speaker 1: I honestly think that guys need to be aware of
Speaker 1: whether you get any kind of a signal. I would
Speaker 1: never go up to somebody and say, she said I
Speaker 1: was minding my own business and a man complimented me
Speaker 1: on my physical appearance and then asked if I would
Speaker 1: go to dinner sometime. Now, to me, I think guys
Speaker 1: need to be aware. You can't just go up to
Speaker 1: somebody that you think is hot and say, hey, you're
Speaker 1: really beautiful, would you like to go to dinner sometime,
Speaker 1: because I don't think the answer is unless he's really attractive. Also,
Speaker 1: and I think guys are really bad estimators of how
Speaker 1: attractive they are, just like guys are bad estimators of
Speaker 1: how good they are in bed. Every guy thinks that
Speaker 1: he's a great lover, a great driver, and he's funny.
Speaker 1: And most guys are none of the above maybe one
Speaker 1: of the three. And I'm a guy, I'm none of
Speaker 1: the above. I'm kind of funny. That's really all I got.
Speaker 3: That's kind of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I think that guys need to look at
Speaker 1: a woman and go, Wow, she's beautiful, and then think
Speaker 1: am I going to be attractive to her? If you
Speaker 1: look at couples, they usually are about equally attractive, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then also like even if even if you think, oh,
Speaker 4: she's attractive and I'm attractive walking up and being like, Hi,
Speaker 4: you're beautiful, would you like to go on a date
Speaker 4: with me, it just puts her in such an awkward position, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because what if she doesn't want to. And I'm the
Speaker 4: kind of person that I'm not going to lie and
Speaker 4: say like, oh, I have a boyfriend, because it because
Speaker 4: then they respect that I have a boyfriend. They don't
Speaker 4: respect me, and so it's just an awkward situation and
Speaker 4: I never really know what to say. So I'm always
Speaker 4: like huhuh, oh, okay, maybe.
Speaker 1: I yeah, there's there's something else is gonna say about
Speaker 1: that one, but I think that fuck, I totally drew blank.
Speaker 1: I forgot what I was gonna say. Jenny, do you
Speaker 1: have anything to add to this one?
Speaker 2: No, just the frustration that Bailey just brought up about
Speaker 2: the fact that, like someone will consistently pursue you and
Speaker 2: you can say no, no, no, and finally you say
Speaker 2: I have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay.
Speaker 2: And that's really frustrating as a woman that like they
Speaker 2: don't respect you saying no yeah, and then you say
Speaker 2: you have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I respect it. This man is in your life, then okay.
Speaker 1: Side note, I work with the twins on some events
Speaker 1: with the wives and girlfriends what lives they live, but
Speaker 1: there's maybe two attractive players and very few who are single.
Speaker 1: With the way my single life is going, I fantasize
Speaker 1: about dating a retired baseball player who's busy with his life,
Speaker 1: and I can continue with mine when he's in town,
Speaker 1: hang out, dinner, shag, maybe throw in and I love
Speaker 1: you to keep him and keep him hooked. Wouldn't mind
Speaker 1: going out to a few out of state games either.
Speaker 4: Okay, that sounds random, infect that sounds so nice. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if you had Yeah, because if you had a man
Speaker 4: who was gone for some of the time so you
Speaker 4: can still live your own life. But then when he's there,
Speaker 4: you you know, have a great time and he's probably
Speaker 4: a hot baseball player.
Speaker 2: That sounds nice, And it's nice if you're into, like
Speaker 2: your partner sleeping with other people.
Speaker 3: Sure, that's a bold statement, Jenny, No.
Speaker 1: It's true. I know. I've known of NFL players that
Speaker 1: they bang somebody different in every town that they were in. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Not Joe Mauer. Joe Mauer would never he drinks milk.
Speaker 2: I've been told from sources close to athletes that even
Speaker 2: the good ones, even the quote religion just ones, are
Speaker 2: out paying well, you know, I mean.
Speaker 1: I think the thing is is they're very fit. We
Speaker 1: are attracted to fit people, we just are, that's our biology.
Speaker 1: We are attracted to guys who have like a certain
Speaker 1: percentage of body fat and women who have this and whatever.
Speaker 1: And then there are people who they what do they
Speaker 1: call them, jock sniffers, Jenny.
Speaker 2: Well, jersey chaser, jersey chasers, puck sluts.
Speaker 3: I don't like that one. What is it that was
Speaker 3: for hockey players? Puck slut?
Speaker 1: Puck sluts? Okay, And there are definitely people who are
Speaker 1: you know, and if you're it's like you're a rock
Speaker 1: star and you go out and there are women who
Speaker 1: want no strings sex, like right now in the back
Speaker 1: of your tour bus and you're a hotel room. They
Speaker 1: only want twenty minutes of your time. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: gonna be people who find that difficult to pass up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I feel like most women though that are trying to
Speaker 2: sleep with an athlete aren't actually looking for no string sex.
Speaker 2: I don't really get pregnant and then like lock that
Speaker 2: person in for child sea years. But also so like
Speaker 2: I'm not even I want to also say that like,
Speaker 2: shame on these women who do these things too, because
Speaker 2: I think that's really shitty. Also, when you know that
Speaker 2: an athlete's married, like that sucks. And you know it's
Speaker 2: always like women sliding into these guys dms or like
Speaker 2: hanging out at the places they know athletes are going
Speaker 2: to be hanging out at it's always I don't know
Speaker 2: so anyways, I just don't think that dabbling in dating
Speaker 2: a professional athlete is the best for you if you
Speaker 2: want someone who's loyal.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Next one from Sarah Dave, Ryan Crew. Holy.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of Sarah's out there, and I
Speaker 1: think most of us are in our thirties. Oftentimes, when
Speaker 1: another Sarah's message gets read, I'm like, hey, is that
Speaker 1: me number two? I've yet to hear a parent call
Speaker 1: out to their young Sarah these days. Is this name
Speaker 1: on the outs like Cindy, Jennifer or Judy? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think so.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know that a lot of people are naming
Speaker 1: their baby Sarah anymore, or in the last fifteen years
Speaker 1: or so.
Speaker 3: I know so many Sarah's. I think most of my
Speaker 3: best friends are named Sarah. I'm actually I even want to,
Speaker 3: like know how many.
Speaker 4: Sarahs do I have in my phone because it's probably
Speaker 4: an insane amount Sarah's and Andy's and Ryan's. I know
Speaker 4: so many one, two, three, four, five, six, I have
Speaker 4: six Sarah's in my phone.
Speaker 1: Wow. Maybe you're around the age where that was a
Speaker 1: very popular name, big name a different topic. Check your
Speaker 1: bank statements. I've been getting fake Apple and Amazon transactions
Speaker 1: on iPhones. This setting, you can see your purchase history.
Speaker 1: And Apple has set unauthorized deposits in my daughter's account,
Speaker 1: yet when I check her account, there's nothing to prove it. Strange. Okay, Uh. Finally,
Speaker 1: I listen to the episode of financial Tips. Keeps reminding me.
Speaker 1: I get nervous about money, but I know I need
Speaker 1: to do all of these suggestions. Next one, pretty privilege.
Speaker 1: Someone suggested that I didn't recognize that I have pretty privilege,
Speaker 1: but I rarely received outward gestures like Internet influencers seem
Speaker 1: to get or like the story of hot local girls.
Speaker 1: Men rarely say hi to me. Yet I'm told I'm
Speaker 1: pretty from clients and friends, So I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think that's the best kind of pretty woman is the
Speaker 1: one who is either not aware or she is aware
Speaker 1: and doesn't use it for you know, evil, evil, or
Speaker 1: favors or whatever. And trust me, I've known all kinds
Speaker 1: of women for my entire life, and one of my
Speaker 1: favorites was she was six foot no five foot eleven, blonde, brilliant,
Speaker 1: super athletic, and she really struggled with being pretty. She's like,
Speaker 1: guys hit on me all the time. They all want
Speaker 1: to have sex. Every time a guy shows any interest
Speaker 1: in me, I think all you want to do is
Speaker 1: have sex with me. And I'm like, yeah, probably Initially
Speaker 1: you're right, And she is in and out of relationships
Speaker 1: of not bad guys, but relationships that turn bad, and
Speaker 1: so it's kind of a blessing and a curse. But
Speaker 1: I think that it's like in the one D song,
Speaker 1: Yeah you don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful.
Speaker 1: And I think that you I think that we become
Speaker 1: aware of about how attractive we are by the time
Speaker 1: we're about fourteen or fifteen. I become I became aware
Speaker 1: of the fact that I was unattractive in junior high
Speaker 1: when a couple of girls were talking in pottery class
Speaker 1: and said I looked like a monkey. Now, yeah, so
Speaker 1: that let me know. And then one time I was
Speaker 1: walking down the stairs between classes at Air Academy High
Speaker 1: School and a girl looked at me and went woof, woof. No,
Speaker 1: she didn't know, seriously she did.
Speaker 4: I mean I got called dog face all throughout middle
Speaker 4: school in high school, so I feel you as a boy.
Speaker 3: People would think I was a boy.
Speaker 1: They thought you were a boy. It was the hair,
Speaker 1: though you had terrible bangs. Probably could all right, thank
Speaker 1: you Sarah in Cheska, and I'm going to send you
Speaker 1: a staff writer sticker, so thank you. This next email
Speaker 1: is in response to the woman who was complaining about
Speaker 1: Disney adults in Japan. Remember this a couple of days ago.
Speaker 1: Lexi says, I got a response to the woman who
Speaker 1: email on Monday about going to Disneyland at Disney in Japan.
Speaker 1: My response is, sit down, Oh, you just got back
Speaker 1: from a two week vacation in Japan, something the majority
Speaker 1: of the population will never get to do. And you
Speaker 1: have the adudacity the bitch about adults being at Disney
Speaker 1: because your spoiled kids have to wait in line. Guess
Speaker 1: what the adults had to wait in line too. It's
Speaker 1: an all ages attraction and the adults that are at
Speaker 1: Disney are probably living out a dream that their parents
Speaker 1: couldn't afford to give them as a child. God forbid.
Speaker 1: We let people enjoy things. Basically, Bailey's response to that
Speaker 1: email was spot on. What did you say?
Speaker 3: That's what Bailey said.
Speaker 4: I just said, yeah, like it's a way that you
Speaker 4: can relive your childhood and you know, experience magic, and adults.
Speaker 3: Don't really get that opportunity a lot of the times.
Speaker 1: So okay, I.
Speaker 2: Love when you read emails in your old bitchy voice.
Speaker 2: And then now you're going to piss off the woman
Speaker 2: who wrote in about the Disney adults.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm not trying to. I tried to put
Speaker 1: some color into the ear.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just sent that email and probably was just
Speaker 2: casually sitting down at their desk like okay, like this
Speaker 2: is my thought, but Dave's like.
Speaker 1: Sitsh shit down. She goes on to say, yes, I
Speaker 1: am bitter that I can't afford to do things I
Speaker 1: want to do, but even if I could, this lady
Speaker 1: still would have irritated me. Just had to get that
Speaker 1: off my chest. Love y'all from Lexi. That's a really
Speaker 1: good point. I mean, you talk about like a first
Speaker 1: world problem. The lines are too long at Tokyo Disneyland.
Speaker 1: My diamond shoes are too tight, my diamond shoes. But
Speaker 1: at the same time I get it. It's like, you know,
Speaker 1: if I go to Disney and I got to wait
Speaker 1: behind a bunch of Disney adults and be like, Dad,
Speaker 1: if we got rid of all the Disney adults here,
Speaker 1: there'd be.
Speaker 3: No lines, there'd be no one there.
Speaker 1: You know what occurred to me when in Yellowstone Park,
Speaker 1: which I was pleasantly surprised to see that it's busy,
Speaker 1: but not so crowded that it ruins the experience.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 1: And we went just before tourism season, like exactly a
Speaker 1: week ago, and it was busy but not so terrible.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, God, all these fucking tourists and they're
Speaker 1: fucking camp We're one of them. And then I realized
Speaker 1: we are no different than everybody else there from Texas
Speaker 1: or Milwaukee or what. We're no different than anybody else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're the same going to see Old Faithful and going
Speaker 1: to Mammoth Hot Springs. We're pissing everybody off for being here.
Speaker 4: Just like that, everyone's just looking to have a good time.
Speaker 4: Like that emailer said, like, God forbid, people have a
Speaker 4: good time.
Speaker 3: God forbid, we just got it.
Speaker 2: In National parks, you just got to get away from
Speaker 2: your car because most people that visit National parks don't
Speaker 2: leave more than like two hundred meters from their car,
Speaker 2: Like go into the park, go into a hike, go yeah,
Speaker 2: seymore like, don't stop at just the viewpoints, like get
Speaker 2: in there, and then you can avoid crowds to an
Speaker 2: extent that way as well.
Speaker 1: You're so right because we went. When we went to
Speaker 1: Old Faithful, we could see guysers steaming in the distance.
Speaker 1: And most people go up and they watch Old Faithful
Speaker 1: erupt and they go to the gift shop. They get
Speaker 1: back in their car and they go exactly. We took
Speaker 1: about a mild hike north, probably past twenty or thirty
Speaker 1: more geysers. There was one geyser we went to that
Speaker 1: was so beautiful and there was literally no one around.
Speaker 1: There was no one else on this path. And we're
Speaker 1: really glad we did it. It was Carson's idea, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, Carson, I'm really glad that you came with
Speaker 1: this idea, because you're right. Everybody goes to Mammoth Hot
Speaker 1: Springs and everybody goes to Old Faithful and Tower Falls.
Speaker 1: But take the trails that go away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do something that's not the you know, well beaten path.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was totally cool, And I believe we have
Speaker 1: one more Minnesota Goodbye email. Let me just pull up
Speaker 1: with the right folder here. I'm not gonna say my age,
Speaker 1: but I've been listening since the school bus in nineteen
Speaker 1: ninety five. Nice school bus is where you learn all
Speaker 1: about life war the roses. We would beg our bus
Speaker 1: driver to drive slower so we could hear the end.
Speaker 1: Now my three boys have grown twenty, eighteen and thirteen.
Speaker 1: With you on the way to school daily, we would
Speaker 1: often take the long way to the school drop off
Speaker 1: line to hear the rest, or we catch up on
Speaker 1: the podcast after school. We also like to talk about
Speaker 1: Dave said this, or is Jenny on vacation I didn't
Speaker 1: hear today? Thanks for making a smile and to find
Speaker 1: a way to connect all these years. I've recently noticed
Speaker 1: that when I hear my own voice on the radio
Speaker 1: or a video voicemail, I actually feel bad for my
Speaker 1: family and employees that have to listen to me drone
Speaker 1: on daily. Does the sound of her voice bother you
Speaker 1: when you hear it back? Or do you have any
Speaker 1: moments you have seen or heard back played in video
Speaker 1: that may just say Wow, that must that was an
Speaker 1: embarrassing thing I'd said or did. Why would I say that?
Speaker 1: Would appreciate A staff writer sticker that is from Dana
Speaker 1: in Dresser, Wisconsin. The first time I heard my voice
Speaker 1: on a recorder was when my brother got a recorder
Speaker 1: for Christmas when I was a kid, and I heard
Speaker 1: my voice, and I'm like, God, I sound so stupid.
Speaker 1: That is that me? Hear our voice differently, And we
Speaker 1: don't often hear our voice, you know, we do all
Speaker 1: the time and recordings and videos and whatever. So I'm
Speaker 1: absolutely one hundred pins percent used to it. But our
Speaker 1: voice sounds way different to us inside our head. I
Speaker 1: was like, nasally, and I sound that to me. Oh my,
Speaker 1: oh gosh, So you sound just fine, Dave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think I sound weird at all. I
Speaker 4: don't get in my head about that. I don't like
Speaker 4: rewatching video of me anytime I do anything because I
Speaker 4: don't want to look at myself.
Speaker 3: But I don't mind listening. I don't it's just my voice.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm very used to my voice at this point. Can
Speaker 2: I just play something real quick? Just like I would
Speaker 2: never say this about you, Dave. I love you, but
Speaker 2: I would never like think in my head like, oh,
Speaker 2: you have such a sexy voice. But there's one thing
Speaker 2: I heard of you recently that I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: Dave has like a sexy voice, so let me play this.
Speaker 4: David.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I just lay in a bed and I
Speaker 3: just wanted to call you to say good night.
Speaker 4: Shut up.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to.
Speaker 4: Night to you.
Speaker 3: Sweet dreams obviously tight.
Speaker 2: I just feel like your voice sounded so much deeper
Speaker 2: than I feel like I hear every single day, and
Speaker 2: it sounds a little sexier. Maybe you should be a
Speaker 2: phone sex operator.
Speaker 1: As she bent over the copy machine to put in
Speaker 1: a new stack of paper, I slid up behind her
Speaker 1: and gently. I don't even know what to do. It's
Speaker 1: been I don't know what. Well, it's been so long
Speaker 1: since I've had sex. I don't even remember what armpit
Speaker 1: the vagina is under.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it depends on the woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So here I am feeling around under the armpit
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, that's wet. That must be the
Speaker 1: Oh that's not it.
Speaker 3: That's not it.
Speaker 1: And I'm to the other arm pit and that one's Harry. Well,
Speaker 1: then I get to the other one and that one's
Speaker 1: Harry and I'm like, oh, well.
Speaker 3: The one and well that has the hair underneath it.
Speaker 1: Well, there I am thrusting away at her armpit and
Speaker 1: she's like, Okay, do you have any idea what you're doing.
Speaker 1: I said, yeah, I'm making sweet sweet love to you.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe you start a comedy phone sex line, because that.
Speaker 1: Could be a bit I think that. I think that
Speaker 1: when I talk normally, like when I talk to vont
Speaker 1: and I just energized my voice a little bit more
Speaker 1: when I'm on the radio and I talk more up here.
Speaker 1: But maybe I should, you know, reach for the lower register.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Maybe, And I would sound good on the current you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. You probably would like here's the
Speaker 1: latest front. Our audio recorder kind of cut off the
Speaker 1: last thirty seconds or forty seconds of that. But basically
Speaker 1: I would sound good on the current and period period.
Speaker 1: And there's more, but we'll maybe tell the story tomorrow more.
Speaker 3: We're going to do a sexy voice contest.
Speaker 1: We are going to do sexy voice contest. And remember
Speaker 1: we're going to tell about Liz Tradinic. Yes, yeah, on
Speaker 1: the show tomorrow. So who is Liz Tradinic? You don't know,
Speaker 1: But I will tell you the story of Liz Urdenic
Speaker 1: tomorrow on the Dave Ryan Shows. Minnesota. Goodbye,