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<v Speaker 1>All right, ready for the Minnesota good bye. Let's see

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<v Speaker 1>what we got here in the email. Don't say my name.

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<v Speaker 1>I will just I just sent a message with random topics,

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<v Speaker 1>but I forgot to mention how awkward is it to

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<v Speaker 1>turn down a date? I will say this is from

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<v Speaker 1>a woman. By the way, I won't say your name

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<v Speaker 1>today mine of my own business. A man complimented me

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<v Speaker 1>on my physical appearance, and I asked if I would

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<v Speaker 1>go to dinner with him sometime. First. I'm thirty five,

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<v Speaker 1>I got a thirteen year old and a six year

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<v Speaker 1>old that've been happily single for over eight years. God's choice.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm opinionated, and I don't know how to date as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a busy mom with shit to do. OI. I

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<v Speaker 1>thanked him and acknowledged and respected his efforts to ask

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<v Speaker 1>me out. I'd explain my life is too busy, which

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<v Speaker 1>it is, but it was also not. I was not

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<v Speaker 1>physically attracted him at all. The guy was bummed, and

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad. Have any of you ever been randomly

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<v Speaker 1>asked out and turned it down? Was it weird? Awkward?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you regret it anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Randomly? I mean, yeah, I've been randomly asked out quite

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<v Speaker 2>a bit, but I mean I shouldn't say quite a

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<v Speaker 2>bit that sounds conceited. I have, but yeah, I just

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<v Speaker 2>turned down the people who I don't know who they

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<v Speaker 2>are and I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Mine are always like old coworkers that ask me out

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<v Speaker 4>because I have to talk to them because they're my coworkers.

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<v Speaker 4>So they assume, oh, she's being nice to me, so

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<v Speaker 4>she must be interested in me and I'm not, and

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<v Speaker 4>they'll like corner me in a place that I can't

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<v Speaker 4>leave and they'll be like, hey, you know, if you

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<v Speaker 4>ever wanted to, we could totally go and get coffee sometime.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh, well, I'll have to look at my planner.

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly think that guys need to be aware of

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<v Speaker 1>whether you get any kind of a signal. I would

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<v Speaker 1>never go up to somebody and say, she said I

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<v Speaker 1>was minding my own business and a man complimented me

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<v Speaker 1>on my physical appearance and then asked if I would

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<v Speaker 1>go to dinner sometime. Now, to me, I think guys

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<v Speaker 1>need to be aware. You can't just go up to

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that you think is hot and say, hey, you're

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<v Speaker 1>really beautiful, would you like to go to dinner sometime,

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<v Speaker 1>because I don't think the answer is unless he's really attractive. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>and I think guys are really bad estimators of how

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<v Speaker 1>attractive they are, just like guys are bad estimators of

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<v Speaker 1>how good they are in bed. Every guy thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>he's a great lover, a great driver, and he's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And most guys are none of the above maybe one

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<v Speaker 1>of the three. And I'm a guy, I'm none of

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<v Speaker 1>the above. I'm kind of funny. That's really all I got.

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<v Speaker 3>That's kind of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But I think that guys need to look at

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<v Speaker 1>a woman and go, Wow, she's beautiful, and then think

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<v Speaker 1>am I going to be attractive to her? If you

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<v Speaker 1>look at couples, they usually are about equally attractive, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And then also like even if even if you think, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>she's attractive and I'm attractive walking up and being like, Hi,

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<v Speaker 4>you're beautiful, would you like to go on a date

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<v Speaker 4>with me, it just puts her in such an awkward position, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>because what if she doesn't want to. And I'm the

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<v Speaker 4>kind of person that I'm not going to lie and

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<v Speaker 4>say like, oh, I have a boyfriend, because it because

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<v Speaker 4>then they respect that I have a boyfriend. They don't

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<v Speaker 4>respect me, and so it's just an awkward situation and

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<v Speaker 4>I never really know what to say. So I'm always

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<v Speaker 4>like huhuh, oh, okay, maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah, there's there's something else is gonna say about

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<v Speaker 1>that one, but I think that fuck, I totally drew blank.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot what I was gonna say. Jenny, do you

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<v Speaker 1>have anything to add to this one?

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<v Speaker 2>No, just the frustration that Bailey just brought up about

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that, like someone will consistently pursue you and

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<v Speaker 2>you can say no, no, no, and finally you say

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<v Speaker 2>I have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's really frustrating as a woman that like they

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<v Speaker 2>don't respect you saying no yeah, and then you say

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<v Speaker 2>you have a boyfriend, and then they're like, oh okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I respect it. This man is in your life, then okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Side note, I work with the twins on some events

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<v Speaker 1>with the wives and girlfriends what lives they live, but

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<v Speaker 1>there's maybe two attractive players and very few who are single.

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<v Speaker 1>With the way my single life is going, I fantasize

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<v Speaker 1>about dating a retired baseball player who's busy with his life,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can continue with mine when he's in town,

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<v Speaker 1>hang out, dinner, shag, maybe throw in and I love

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<v Speaker 1>you to keep him and keep him hooked. Wouldn't mind

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<v Speaker 1>going out to a few out of state games either.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, that sounds random, infect that sounds so nice. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>if you had Yeah, because if you had a man

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<v Speaker 4>who was gone for some of the time so you

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<v Speaker 4>can still live your own life. But then when he's there,

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<v Speaker 4>you you know, have a great time and he's probably

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<v Speaker 4>a hot baseball player.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds nice, And it's nice if you're into, like

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<v Speaker 2>your partner sleeping with other people.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure, that's a bold statement, Jenny, No.

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<v Speaker 1>It's true. I know. I've known of NFL players that

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<v Speaker 1>they bang somebody different in every town that they were in. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Not Joe Mauer. Joe Mauer would never he drinks milk.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been told from sources close to athletes that even

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<v Speaker 2>the good ones, even the quote religion just ones, are

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<v Speaker 2>out paying well, you know, I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the thing is is they're very fit. We

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<v Speaker 1>are attracted to fit people, we just are, that's our biology.

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<v Speaker 1>We are attracted to guys who have like a certain

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<v Speaker 1>percentage of body fat and women who have this and whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>And then there are people who they what do they

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<v Speaker 1>call them, jock sniffers, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, jersey chaser, jersey chasers, puck sluts.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that one. What is it that was

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<v Speaker 3>for hockey players? Puck slut?

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<v Speaker 1>Puck sluts? Okay, And there are definitely people who are

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and if you're it's like you're a rock

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<v Speaker 1>star and you go out and there are women who

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<v Speaker 1>want no strings sex, like right now in the back

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<v Speaker 1>of your tour bus and you're a hotel room. They

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<v Speaker 1>only want twenty minutes of your time. I mean, there's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be people who find that difficult to pass up. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like most women though that are trying to

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<v Speaker 2>sleep with an athlete aren't actually looking for no string sex.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't really get pregnant and then like lock that

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<v Speaker 2>person in for child sea years. But also so like

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even I want to also say that like,

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<v Speaker 2>shame on these women who do these things too, because

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's really shitty. Also, when you know that

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<v Speaker 2>an athlete's married, like that sucks. And you know it's

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<v Speaker 2>always like women sliding into these guys dms or like

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<v Speaker 2>hanging out at the places they know athletes are going

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<v Speaker 2>to be hanging out at it's always I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>so anyways, I just don't think that dabbling in dating

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<v Speaker 2>a professional athlete is the best for you if you

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<v Speaker 2>want someone who's loyal.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, Next one from Sarah Dave, Ryan Crew. Holy.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of Sarah's out there, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think most of us are in our thirties. Oftentimes, when

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<v Speaker 1>another Sarah's message gets read, I'm like, hey, is that

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<v Speaker 1>me number two? I've yet to hear a parent call

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<v Speaker 1>out to their young Sarah these days. Is this name

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<v Speaker 1>on the outs like Cindy, Jennifer or Judy? Yeah? I

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<v Speaker 1>think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that a lot of people are naming

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<v Speaker 1>their baby Sarah anymore, or in the last fifteen years

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<v Speaker 1>or so.

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<v Speaker 3>I know so many Sarah's. I think most of my

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<v Speaker 3>best friends are named Sarah. I'm actually I even want to,

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<v Speaker 3>like know how many.

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<v Speaker 4>Sarahs do I have in my phone because it's probably

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<v Speaker 4>an insane amount Sarah's and Andy's and Ryan's. I know

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<v Speaker 4>so many one, two, three, four, five, six, I have

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<v Speaker 4>six Sarah's in my phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow. Maybe you're around the age where that was a

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<v Speaker 1>very popular name, big name a different topic. Check your

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<v Speaker 1>bank statements. I've been getting fake Apple and Amazon transactions

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<v Speaker 1>on iPhones. This setting, you can see your purchase history.

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<v Speaker 1>And Apple has set unauthorized deposits in my daughter's account,

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<v Speaker 1>yet when I check her account, there's nothing to prove it. Strange. Okay, Uh. Finally,

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to the episode of financial Tips. Keeps reminding me.

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<v Speaker 1>I get nervous about money, but I know I need

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<v Speaker 1>to do all of these suggestions. Next one, pretty privilege.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone suggested that I didn't recognize that I have pretty privilege,

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<v Speaker 1>but I rarely received outward gestures like Internet influencers seem

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<v Speaker 1>to get or like the story of hot local girls.

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<v Speaker 1>Men rarely say hi to me. Yet I'm told I'm

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<v Speaker 1>pretty from clients and friends, So I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's the best kind of pretty woman is the

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<v Speaker 1>one who is either not aware or she is aware

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<v Speaker 1>and doesn't use it for you know, evil, evil, or

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<v Speaker 1>favors or whatever. And trust me, I've known all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of women for my entire life, and one of my

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<v Speaker 1>favorites was she was six foot no five foot eleven, blonde, brilliant,

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<v Speaker 1>super athletic, and she really struggled with being pretty. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>guys hit on me all the time. They all want

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<v Speaker 1>to have sex. Every time a guy shows any interest

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<v Speaker 1>in me, I think all you want to do is

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<v Speaker 1>have sex with me. And I'm like, yeah, probably Initially

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, And she is in and out of relationships

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<v Speaker 1>of not bad guys, but relationships that turn bad, and

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<v Speaker 1>so it's kind of a blessing and a curse. But

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<v Speaker 1>I think that it's like in the one D song,

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you don't know you're beautiful, that's what makes you beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>And I think that you I think that we become

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<v Speaker 1>aware of about how attractive we are by the time

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<v Speaker 1>we're about fourteen or fifteen. I become I became aware

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<v Speaker 1>of the fact that I was unattractive in junior high

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<v Speaker 1>when a couple of girls were talking in pottery class

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<v Speaker 1>and said I looked like a monkey. Now, yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>that let me know. And then one time I was

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<v Speaker 1>walking down the stairs between classes at Air Academy High

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<v Speaker 1>School and a girl looked at me and went woof, woof. No,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't know, seriously she did.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean I got called dog face all throughout middle

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<v Speaker 4>school in high school, so I feel you as a boy.

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<v Speaker 3>People would think I was a boy.

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<v Speaker 1>They thought you were a boy. It was the hair,

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<v Speaker 1>though you had terrible bangs. Probably could all right, thank

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<v Speaker 1>you Sarah in Cheska, and I'm going to send you

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<v Speaker 1>a staff writer sticker, so thank you. This next email

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<v Speaker 1>is in response to the woman who was complaining about

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<v Speaker 1>Disney adults in Japan. Remember this a couple of days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Lexi says, I got a response to the woman who

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<v Speaker 1>email on Monday about going to Disneyland at Disney in Japan.

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<v Speaker 1>My response is, sit down, Oh, you just got back

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<v Speaker 1>from a two week vacation in Japan, something the majority

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<v Speaker 1>of the population will never get to do. And you

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<v Speaker 1>have the adudacity the bitch about adults being at Disney

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<v Speaker 1>because your spoiled kids have to wait in line. Guess

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<v Speaker 1>an all ages attraction and the adults that are at

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<v Speaker 1>Disney are probably living out a dream that their parents

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<v Speaker 1>We let people enjoy things. Basically, Bailey's response to that

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<v Speaker 4>I just said, yeah, like it's a way that you

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Love when you read emails in your old bitchy voice.

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<v Speaker 2>And then now you're going to piss off the woman

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I'm not trying to. I tried to put

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just sent that email and probably was just

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<v Speaker 1>Sitsh shit down. She goes on to say, yes, I

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<v Speaker 1>am bitter that I can't afford to do things I

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<v Speaker 1>still would have irritated me. Just had to get that

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<v Speaker 1>off my chest. Love y'all from Lexi. That's a really

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<v Speaker 1>good point. I mean, you talk about like a first

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<v Speaker 1>My diamond shoes are too tight, my diamond shoes. But

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<v Speaker 1>at the same time I get it. It's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>behind a bunch of Disney adults and be like, Dad,

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<v Speaker 1>if we got rid of all the Disney adults here,

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<v Speaker 3>No lines, there'd be no one there.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what occurred to me when in Yellowstone Park,

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<v Speaker 1>which I was pleasantly surprised to see that it's busy,

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<v Speaker 1>but not so crowded that it ruins the experience.

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<v Speaker 1>And we went just before tourism season, like exactly a

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, God, all these fucking tourists and they're

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<v Speaker 1>we are no different than everybody else there from Texas

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<v Speaker 1>or Milwaukee or what. We're no different than anybody else. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're the same going to see Old Faithful and going

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<v Speaker 1>to Mammoth Hot Springs. We're pissing everybody off for being here.

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<v Speaker 4>Just like that, everyone's just looking to have a good time.

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<v Speaker 4>Like that emailer said, like, God forbid, people have a

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<v Speaker 3>God forbid, we just got it.

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<v Speaker 2>In National parks, you just got to get away from

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<v Speaker 2>Like go into the park, go into a hike, go yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>seymore like, don't stop at just the viewpoints, like get

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<v Speaker 1>You're so right because we went. When we went to

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<v Speaker 1>Old Faithful, we could see guysers steaming in the distance.

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<v Speaker 1>And most people go up and they watch Old Faithful

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<v Speaker 1>about a mild hike north, probably past twenty or thirty

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<v Speaker 1>more geysers. There was one geyser we went to that

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<v Speaker 1>There was no one else on this path. And we're

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, Carson, I'm really glad that you came with

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<v Speaker 1>Springs and everybody goes to Old Faithful and Tower Falls.

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<v Speaker 1>But take the trails that go away.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, do something that's not the you know, well beaten path.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It was totally cool, And I believe we have

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<v Speaker 1>one more Minnesota Goodbye email. Let me just pull up

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<v Speaker 1>with the right folder here. I'm not gonna say my age,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've been listening since the school bus in nineteen

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<v Speaker 1>ninety five. Nice school bus is where you learn all

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<v Speaker 1>Now my three boys have grown twenty, eighteen and thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>With you on the way to school daily, we would

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<v Speaker 1>often take the long way to the school drop off

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<v Speaker 1>line to hear the rest, or we catch up on

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast after school. We also like to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>Dave said this, or is Jenny on vacation I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>hear today? Thanks for making a smile and to find

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<v Speaker 1>a way to connect all these years. I've recently noticed

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<v Speaker 1>that when I hear my own voice on the radio

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<v Speaker 1>or a video voicemail, I actually feel bad for my

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<v Speaker 1>family and employees that have to listen to me drone

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<v Speaker 1>on daily. Does the sound of her voice bother you

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<v Speaker 1>when you hear it back? Or do you have any

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<v Speaker 1>moments you have seen or heard back played in video

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<v Speaker 1>that may just say Wow, that must that was an

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing thing I'd said or did. Why would I say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Would appreciate A staff writer sticker that is from Dana

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<v Speaker 1>in Dresser, Wisconsin. The first time I heard my voice

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<v Speaker 1>on a recorder was when my brother got a recorder

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas when I was a kid, and I heard

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<v Speaker 1>my voice, and I'm like, God, I sound so stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>That is that me? Hear our voice differently, And we

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<v Speaker 1>don't often hear our voice, you know, we do all

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<v Speaker 1>the time and recordings and videos and whatever. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely one hundred pins percent used to it. But our

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<v Speaker 1>voice sounds way different to us inside our head. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, nasally, and I sound that to me. Oh my,

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<v Speaker 1>oh gosh, So you sound just fine, Dave.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't think I sound weird at all. I

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<v Speaker 4>don't get in my head about that. I don't like

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<v Speaker 3>But I don't mind listening. I don't it's just my voice.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very used to my voice at this point. Can

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<v Speaker 2>I just play something real quick? Just like I would

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<v Speaker 2>never say this about you, Dave. I love you, but

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<v Speaker 2>I would never like think in my head like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you have such a sexy voice. But there's one thing

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<v Speaker 2>I heard of you recently that I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>Dave has like a sexy voice, so let me play this.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, I just lay in a bed and I

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<v Speaker 3>just wanted to call you to say good night.

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<v Speaker 4>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to.

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<v Speaker 4>Night to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sweet dreams obviously tight.

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<v Speaker 2>I just feel like your voice sounded so much deeper

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<v Speaker 2>than I feel like I hear every single day, and

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<v Speaker 2>it sounds a little sexier. Maybe you should be a

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<v Speaker 2>phone sex operator.

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<v Speaker 1>As she bent over the copy machine to put in

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<v Speaker 1>a new stack of paper, I slid up behind her

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<v Speaker 1>and gently. I don't even know what to do. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been I don't know what. Well, it's been so long

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<v Speaker 1>since I've had sex. I don't even remember what armpit

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<v Speaker 1>the vagina is under.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it depends on the woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So here I am feeling around under the armpit

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm like, oh, that's wet. That must be the

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's not it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm to the other arm pit and that one's Harry. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>then I get to the other one and that one's

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<v Speaker 3>The one and well that has the hair underneath it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there I am thrusting away at her armpit and

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<v Speaker 1>she's like, Okay, do you have any idea what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, yeah, I'm making sweet sweet love to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe maybe you start a comedy phone sex line, because that.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be a bit I think that. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>when I talk normally, like when I talk to vont

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<v Speaker 1>and I just energized my voice a little bit more

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<v Speaker 1>when I'm on the radio and I talk more up here.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe I should, you know, reach for the lower register.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe, And I would sound good on the current you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. You probably would like here's the

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<v Speaker 1>I would sound good on the current and period period.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's more, but we'll maybe tell the story tomorrow more.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to do a sexy voice contest.

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<v Speaker 1>We are going to do sexy voice contest. And remember

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to tell about Liz Tradinic. Yes, yeah, on

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<v Speaker 1>the show tomorrow. So who is Liz Tradinic? You don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>But I will tell you the story of Liz Urdenic

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow on the Dave Ryan Shows. Minnesota. Goodbye,