Speaker 1: Summit.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the I'm Still Fun Podcast. This is my lover.
Speaker 3: Oh you know you never public case they say that
Speaker 3: out loud, so like, I'm so happy you finally said it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna clip this audio and play to myself every
Speaker 3: night before I go to sleep while you're laying in
Speaker 3: bed with your husband and I'm in bed with my boyfriend.
Speaker 1: You can hear me.
Speaker 2: I sometimes reference it on our radio show that I
Speaker 2: did something recently where I was like, I've never been
Speaker 2: with a woman that you know of, maybe Jenny once
Speaker 2: or something like, I'll do occasional drop.
Speaker 3: In so you I'm happy that I'm a woman that
Speaker 3: you select what you do say things like that.
Speaker 1: That makes me happy.
Speaker 2: I'm glad, I'm you know, I'm here for you. Jenny
Speaker 2: and I had our company holiday party on Friday, which
Speaker 2: is actually funny if you think about it, because obviously
Speaker 2: it was what January eleventh.
Speaker 3: Andrew brought that up. He goes, why are they doing
Speaker 3: it at this time? He's like, I got you know,
Speaker 3: Andrew loves things like that.
Speaker 1: He's all for it whatever. He loves to chat with people.
Speaker 3: But he was like, it just doesn't really feel like
Speaker 3: a holiday party.
Speaker 1: Vibe.
Speaker 3: All that were two weeks after Christmas. At this point, I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna guess that they do it because it's cheaper, That's
Speaker 1: what I said. I said, it's because it's cheaper.
Speaker 2: But also I don't mind it because everyone's so busy
Speaker 2: around the holidays and I have nothing going on the
Speaker 2: first couple of weeks of January usually, so I actually
Speaker 2: don't mind it.
Speaker 1: It was fun.
Speaker 2: It was that forgotten Star Brewing here in the Twin
Speaker 2: Cities is Fridley, which is where my sister in law
Speaker 2: and brother in law lived. But it made me laugh
Speaker 2: because I was like, it's in a weird location where
Speaker 2: it's like one of the where how doggy places were
Speaker 2: semis dropping load stuff and I was like, is this right?
Speaker 2: And then it's oh, a big, lovely brewery. So yeah,
Speaker 2: it was nice. I had never been there before. I
Speaker 2: didn't have a single alcoholic drink, so I couldn't speak
Speaker 2: on their beer, but I had.
Speaker 1: Some DC's i'd say food. It was nice. I tried
Speaker 1: curling for the first time, inspired by Jenny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I did actually curl in a tournament of
Speaker 3: theirs like a few years ago, right, I know they
Speaker 3: on thee they had invited me into curl.
Speaker 1: I think they need to help promoting.
Speaker 3: It, so they're like, you want to have a team whatever,
Speaker 3: So we had a team of four of us.
Speaker 1: We had so much fun.
Speaker 3: I actually like, I don't typically drink to the point
Speaker 3: where I get drunk off of beer, but at this
Speaker 3: curling tournament, I got like pretty drunk that night, so
Speaker 3: I can vouge that their beer is good, Okay, nice according.
Speaker 1: To that evening.
Speaker 3: I did not also have any beer at our holiday
Speaker 3: party because they had wine, so I had a glass
Speaker 3: of wine or like two glasses of wine or something.
Speaker 3: But yeah, it was fun. It was fun watching foul
Speaker 3: and curl.
Speaker 1: You just gotta throw your whole body. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: you just like pull.
Speaker 3: On like seal, like a seal on the ice. I
Speaker 3: am like a seal on the ice. Thank you for
Speaker 3: that description.
Speaker 2: I would describe myself that way. I could see if
Speaker 2: I was an aquatic animal. I do think I relate
Speaker 2: the most to a seal or maybe a walris.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the walrus is a little lazier, I think even
Speaker 3: I love the videos that you see from like zoos
Speaker 3: where the sea, I think it's usually a walrus where
Speaker 3: they just slap their belly like me. And it's like
Speaker 3: there's always memes with all them. And I sent him
Speaker 3: to Andrew because it just like reminds me of him
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 2: I almost posted a video yesterday, but I didn't want
Speaker 2: to take the time to text and ask for your permission.
Speaker 2: But I was going to be like, are you even
Speaker 2: friends if you don't send each other sweaty picks? Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I went through because you know, on text exchanges,
Speaker 2: I can go back to the beginning of time as
Speaker 2: long as you don't delete the message chain of every
Speaker 2: photo you've ever sent me. We're talking like years, yep,
Speaker 2: and I have so many. You definitely leave the charge.
Speaker 2: You have sent me way more sweaty photos than I've
Speaker 2: sent you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And it's not always just working out, by the way,
Speaker 2: It'll just be her at work in the bathroom. Show
Speaker 2: me your armpits. Yep. And but I sent you one
Speaker 2: of I got new pants that were too tight. I okay.
Speaker 2: First of all, I have never been a medium pant
Speaker 2: in my life. Oh god, me neither never. And I
Speaker 2: was on the I don't know if you've pronounced it
Speaker 2: alo or a low website, and every review was like
Speaker 2: seriously ordered down, seriously order down, so I wouldn't I
Speaker 2: would probably get a large at this point. Yeah, So
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm going to get a medium as
Speaker 2: soon as I got as soon as I hit meetum,
Speaker 2: I was like, this doesn't feel right.
Speaker 1: This doesn't feel right, but it.
Speaker 2: Said and I got them and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, you pull them out before they stretch of
Speaker 2: your body and they look so tiny. It's like, motherfucker,
Speaker 2: I don't want to deal with the return process. I
Speaker 2: slithered them over my body and they do actually fit me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know that I want to wear them in public.
Speaker 1: Fit me.
Speaker 2: But as I'm working out, I kept trying to adjust
Speaker 2: it because I was like tied on my fat gunt
Speaker 2: and I'm like pelotoning, and I finally just pushed it
Speaker 2: down and I just had a flap flapping over the
Speaker 2: top and over my whole ride.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not comfortable either.
Speaker 2: But then when I stood up, it's like a like
Speaker 2: a dusty rose color. Yeah, and just that koochi sweat
Speaker 2: was popping. I was like, listen, that's Jenny, real quick.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 3: I've had my phone in my pocket for a while
Speaker 3: because you had texted me a little bit before that,
Speaker 3: and then you had texted me that picture and I
Speaker 3: like kind of immediately responded to that, and so I
Speaker 3: was thinking, I was like, she's going to think that
Speaker 3: I don't care about her previous question. I only care
Speaker 3: when she said me sweaty crotch picks.
Speaker 2: You know you answered it because all you wrote was
Speaker 2: nice period, and then you answered my previous question. I
Speaker 2: was like, well, I was hoping for a little bit
Speaker 2: more exciting, was really what. I was kind of like
Speaker 2: busy in that moment when you were texting me. I
Speaker 2: was running out to say something, so I was like
Speaker 2: trying to answer you because I knew I wasn't going
Speaker 2: to answer for a couple hours otherwise.
Speaker 3: But yeah, so thanks for those pictures. I always look
Speaker 3: forward to whatever comes in from Fallon. It's typically like
Speaker 3: something funny. Most of the time, well it depends. I
Speaker 3: would say, it's like sixty percent, you're flipping me off. Yeah,
Speaker 3: every single meme she sends me is usually like a
Speaker 3: random video that I'm like, why the fuck did Falon
Speaker 3: send me this? And then at the end it's like
Speaker 3: someone flipping you off. So then I finally get to
Speaker 3: it and I'm like, oh my gosh, no, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that does. It does.
Speaker 2: And I also always going to say I'm going to
Speaker 2: use our podcast to mention something.
Speaker 1: So we record this on Mondays, but Tuesday day is.
Speaker 2: What it releases, so tonight, technically, I have my female
Speaker 2: forward sessions over finances and how it always goes. When
Speaker 2: you book an event, people get so excited they want
Speaker 2: to get in because they know to sell out and
Speaker 2: it's free, but sell out fast, so they book a
Speaker 2: spot without really checking their calendar at all, and inevitably
Speaker 2: I get so many cancelations. So if this is something
Speaker 2: you wanted to go to tonight in Saint Louis Park.
Speaker 2: It starts at six pm. I have three experts talking
Speaker 2: about it, email me Fallin at kadiwb dot com. I'm
Speaker 2: certain I'll be able to get people in because of
Speaker 2: last minute cancelations, and I don't want to be empty
Speaker 2: because I'll be to be completely transparent. I've already had
Speaker 2: like seven people in the past twenty four hours cancel
Speaker 2: and obviously there aren't that many emergencies that happen, and
Speaker 2: so I'm thankful they let me know and don't just
Speaker 2: know show but then I get like, I get so
Speaker 2: frustrated because I don't want the three panels that are
Speaker 2: coming to come, and five people are there and they
Speaker 2: feel like it's a waste of their time. So it's
Speaker 2: a kind of one of those Hosting an event.
Speaker 1: Is very stressful.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's so stressful because you want people to show
Speaker 2: up and I know things come up, so I'm not
Speaker 2: if you are one of people that canceled, please don't
Speaker 2: feel about I'm not trying to like rag on you
Speaker 2: at all. I just want to open the space for
Speaker 2: more people. And then so many people have asked about
Speaker 2: the recording, and I talked to Jenny about this. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna if you can't come, I am going to post
Speaker 2: the recording on that I'm still Fun podcast channel, so
Speaker 2: it'll pop up. It won't be like a traditional podcast
Speaker 2: between me and Jenny. It'll be the audio recording from
Speaker 2: that session tomorrow. Yeah, so you'll be able to listen
Speaker 2: to it. I don't know, what do you think towards
Speaker 2: the end of the week. Yeah, the week, I have
Speaker 2: to see when the engineer will get me the audio
Speaker 2: from it, right, and then I might edit it out
Speaker 2: if there's some like weird pausing between people asking questions.
Speaker 2: But if you come, you can actually ask your specific
Speaker 2: questions to the panel, so that might be nice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but I am doing that tomorrow night and technically tonight,
Speaker 2: so I'm excited.
Speaker 1: For it and hopefully people do show up.
Speaker 3: Yes, please show up if you're listening to this before
Speaker 3: the event and if you signed up and stuff.
Speaker 1: I p hear pressure, Jenny, She's gonna go.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I wanted to come, but I didn't want to ask
Speaker 3: Fallin if I could have one of the spots because
Speaker 3: I knew so many people would want to come. So
Speaker 3: Fallan was like, no, you like, you can show them whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I will just say that I like feel Fallan's
Speaker 3: pain when it comes to planning an event because when
Speaker 3: I started fit Club, I would have so many people
Speaker 3: drop out, like last minute, and I would have this
Speaker 3: long wait list. So I was going back and forth
Speaker 3: constantly trying to fill the class because I can't overbook
Speaker 3: my fit Club because there's only twenty stars or twenty
Speaker 3: spots total, so I can't overbook it knowing that people
Speaker 3: won't show up, because then if everyone, for some reason
Speaker 3: does show up, then somebody is out of luck.
Speaker 1: And so I've dealt with that that.
Speaker 3: Finally in the last handful of months, I just like
Speaker 3: have done it through my trainer. My trainer owns the gym,
Speaker 3: and so she just put it through their app that
Speaker 3: they use, So you just sign up yourself. If you
Speaker 3: drop out, it's great because then someone else on the
Speaker 3: waitlist can get in. Yeah, but a lot of people
Speaker 3: still just like don't show up, And like yesterday I
Speaker 3: had my fit club and five people didn't show up,
Speaker 3: and so it's kind of a bummer because I had
Speaker 3: multiple people dming me being like I really want to come,
Speaker 3: but it's already full, and I'm like, just keep an
Speaker 3: eye out because people drop.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Whatever.
Speaker 2: So the program that I'm using the app sounds nice
Speaker 2: because the program that I always used event Bright before,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I just for like book club and stuff.
Speaker 2: And then in the past year and a half or so,
Speaker 2: they started charging if you have an event more than
Speaker 2: like twenty people. So I was on chat GBT being like,
Speaker 2: is there a program similar? So this program I'm using,
Speaker 2: I've never used it before. People are like, I can't
Speaker 2: figure out how to cancel, so they're emailing me, which
Speaker 2: is great, but it just sucks because there's no wait list,
Speaker 2: so I have to manually be like no worries, find
Speaker 2: someone who maybe commented on a post, email them see
Speaker 2: if it's basically it's a ton of work behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And you get to the point where you're.
Speaker 2: Kind of like you have to decide in life what's
Speaker 2: more important your sanity in your time because I really
Speaker 2: really want to do I like, I love sim with
Speaker 2: your fick Club. I really want to do stuff like
Speaker 2: this because I like, I have a platform, I want
Speaker 2: to use it for good and I want to help people.
Speaker 2: And I have to keep that in mind when I
Speaker 2: start getting so frustrated, Like I build myself getting so
Speaker 2: frustrated because I'm like and I'll like literally be like
Speaker 2: in my head, going, what are you doing? Why did
Speaker 2: you even launch this?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: You have two jobs and a kid. Now Tuesday night,
Speaker 2: you know, I will have to like work the entire
Speaker 2: day and night. I won't see all of tomorrow other
Speaker 2: than maybe for like twenty minutes. And I'm like, so,
Speaker 2: I think I have to, like just when I have
Speaker 2: these ideas, just prepare myself mentally for these moments.
Speaker 3: Listen, I'm I feel like I have learned from you,
Speaker 3: because I also feel like I don't have two jobs.
Speaker 3: I mean I used to back in the day I
Speaker 3: have multiple jobs, but like I only have one job
Speaker 3: for the most part. And then I also have just
Speaker 3: like a couple other random things I do, but nothing
Speaker 3: that like really is like specific time wise, you know.
Speaker 3: And so I think about, like, oh, I want to
Speaker 3: do this and I want to do that, And I
Speaker 3: swear that I've learned that kind of like motivation from you,
Speaker 3: some from Dave as well, because I feel like I'm
Speaker 3: never doing enough and I should be doing more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a problem. We got to stop thinking.
Speaker 3: I like that, Oh, I know, and so I feel
Speaker 3: like I've learned that from you too. And so it's
Speaker 3: like anyways, Found's always got something up or sleeve, I swear,
Speaker 3: And it's so fun being her friend to like see
Speaker 3: what's next, because you are.
Speaker 2: Always I do have something up my sleeve that I'm
Speaker 2: announcing next week, but you're and you're probably one of
Speaker 2: five people that know about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm excited for you. I don't told Jake. I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding.
Speaker 2: Do you imagine I only tell you. I don't even
Speaker 2: confine my own husband. I wanted to tell you that
Speaker 2: I found this thing, and I knew that of course
Speaker 2: it's gone.
Speaker 1: Now I have to relook it up.
Speaker 2: But I found the best sex position based on your
Speaker 2: zodiac sign, or the position you should try, and I'm
Speaker 2: ari so like I usually my thing usually popped up first.
Speaker 2: But as soon as I saw it, I started dying laughing.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, Jenny is gonna be jealous. I
Speaker 2: don't even haven't even looked at yours, so maybe you'll
Speaker 2: be excited for yours.
Speaker 1: Andrew's also an aries, so.
Speaker 2: Then this will be perfect for Andrew. Okay, it's gonna
Speaker 2: take me there it is, Okay, I have to Uh,
Speaker 2: it's one of those where you have to I saved
Speaker 2: it on Instagram. Yeah, the image, but then I have
Speaker 2: to go to their page, then click on their link,
Speaker 2: then find the actual story to click on.
Speaker 1: So here we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the next sex position you should try
Speaker 2: based on your zodiac sign. Okay, Aries, face sitting there
Speaker 2: it is, yes, like like two podcasts ago, you're like,
Speaker 2: don't overlook it. Face sitting it says we're fearless and
Speaker 2: like to take charge, not necessarily, and so it says
Speaker 2: take control and just basically try a reverse face sitting position. Okay,
Speaker 2: there you go, a reverse face sitting position.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it says where the partner on top turns around.
Speaker 2: This can be fun because it gives the partner a
Speaker 2: different view, and the areas on top can have fun
Speaker 2: playing with the partner's genitals.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's a couple flicks. Yeah, I got it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: every man.
Speaker 2: If any man's listening hearing me say flicks probably made
Speaker 2: them cringe immediately.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Taurus, what are you, Jenny? That's what I am. Okay,
Speaker 1: the word itself.
Speaker 2: I don't think you're gonna like, okay, spooning, but it's
Speaker 2: for the sex position.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that.
Speaker 2: So the actual position, Yes, you'll enjoy So their partner
Speaker 2: can slowly move into them from behind with their penis or.
Speaker 1: Dilte okay, so Andrews.
Speaker 2: This also says ending the night with favorite snacks in
Speaker 2: a movie can be a plus for the tourist sign
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Perfect I love a good snacky.
Speaker 2: I didn't have anything about any movie or snacks. At
Speaker 2: the end of mine, I will oh my god, oh god,
Speaker 2: on the Gemini.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show you the image.
Speaker 3: You want to. Oh, Okay, can I just say one
Speaker 3: thing about torus quick before we move on. I will
Speaker 3: say that the last time Andrew and I got it on,
Speaker 3: I think was the last time we did spoon the
Speaker 3: spooning position, and there was like a moment in time
Speaker 3: where like the way we do it, like my legs
Speaker 3: are usually like pretty tight together, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 3: just right in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I thought in my head like this is
Speaker 1: my penis.
Speaker 2: Like like I felt like it was like like I not,
Speaker 2: it's not mine per se, like it's not attached to
Speaker 2: my body, but it's like this is mine.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? Because I just had all
Speaker 1: this control. It was just like so like over your head,
Speaker 1: I know, the power.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you were.
Speaker 3: Doing anything in this spooning position for the most part
Speaker 3: besides like just holding my legs together.
Speaker 2: But you would be psychotic if you're a man, if
Speaker 2: that's the vibe you have just from one pin going
Speaker 2: inside you, jem and I is the octopus. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna try to explain this.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: So you're sitting yep, and your partner is sitting in
Speaker 2: front of.
Speaker 3: You, like back to your chest.
Speaker 2: The guy is behind you. Okay, and it shows the
Speaker 2: girl pinching her own naps. The guy's legs are up
Speaker 2: over her legs like you're sitting in a frog position,
Speaker 2: butterfly position. His legs are up over those and basically
Speaker 2: just tickling, tickling the things, the things. It's only one thing.
Speaker 1: But it's exploring the body.
Speaker 2: It's for those who love taking hand jobs up a
Speaker 2: notch by exploring their partners during the process. It says,
Speaker 2: but please google the octopus positions.
Speaker 1: I've never even heard of it.
Speaker 3: Cancer in the shower just I don't like shower sacks.
Speaker 3: I do like the octopus position though.
Speaker 2: Leo, cowgirl, Virgo standing dragon.
Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, what's this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the perfectionism and organizations certainly don't mean they don't
Speaker 2: enjoy having fun in the bedroom. The standing dragon position
Speaker 2: is perfect for a virgo because if they are the
Speaker 2: one receiving in this position, they can control details like
Speaker 2: the angle of penetration. They can even take it a
Speaker 2: step further and back up into their partner, controlling the speed.
Speaker 2: So to me, it looks like, uh, it looks like doggie,
Speaker 2: but he's standing.
Speaker 1: Up so her knees are at the edge of the bed,
Speaker 1: edge of the.
Speaker 2: Bed, so or if you're kind of off the bed
Speaker 2: and he's like standing like straddling her like legs that
Speaker 2: are off the bed, but she's in like all four position. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that was called standing dragon. I just
Speaker 2: I just consider all those doggy style. Basically, isn't that cow?
Speaker 2: Isn't that cow style.
Speaker 1: Style? I tink about cat cow.
Speaker 2: I tell you about cale cow like in yoga. Sorry,
Speaker 2: not cow style. I don't know why is that that
Speaker 2: today's podcast?
Speaker 1: Cow style? Okay?
Speaker 2: Okay, Libra Sideways sixty nine, So you're on your sides yep?
Speaker 2: Isn't that kind of how it always is? I feel
Speaker 2: like autumn? Yeah, Scorpio the giraffe, Oh boy, tell me more.
Speaker 2: It's basically the girl is laying or the either it
Speaker 2: could be one of the girls, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Just I want to be very clear. This is not
Speaker 2: just for men and women. The girl is laying on
Speaker 2: her back, yep, her head is off the edge of
Speaker 2: the bed. The guy or girl is standing over straddling
Speaker 2: her face so she can get I'm a little like
Speaker 2: up above blowy yep, and he or she seems to
Speaker 2: be bent over diddling.
Speaker 1: Okay. The badge.
Speaker 2: Here's the elch. Yeah, did I describe it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, that's exactly what I was picturing. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They say it's a great sex position for this scorpio,
Speaker 2: where one partner gives oral sex while lying on the
Speaker 2: bed on their back with their head hanging over the edge.
Speaker 2: This may not seem super kinky at first, but it
Speaker 2: plays around with the dominant and submissive roles. So there
Speaker 2: you go, Sagittarius standing up. So it's just standing up.
Speaker 2: I saw exhausting the funniest comment ever, and it made
Speaker 2: me cry laugh.
Speaker 1: I told Jaco it was him.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not saying this is really true, but it
Speaker 2: was one of those videos because you know, the constant
Speaker 2: ones of the guy lifting the girl up on his shoulder.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I go to look at the comments and the
Speaker 2: first comment was the one saying, the only way my
Speaker 2: man can lift me up is up in prayer.
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard. I was like, Jaci, CH's I
Speaker 1: could lift you blah blah blah like I would. I
Speaker 1: just don't want you to. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, Sagittaries. So I thought that was kind of boring.
Speaker 2: Capricorn is called the chairman in the Bedroom, a Capricorn
Speaker 2: usually has a lot of endurance and enjoys being in control.
Speaker 2: The chairman's exposition is perfect for them because as they
Speaker 2: ride their partner on top, they can control the speed
Speaker 2: and angle while still feeling super sexy. But it looks
Speaker 2: like the guy is kind of like sitting at an angle.
Speaker 2: So he's just laying on his back. No, yeah, he's
Speaker 2: by the way. Oh my god, Aquarius, the butter churner.
Speaker 2: I would never do this as a woman. No, fuck no,
Speaker 2: that looks so uncomfortable. Okay, imagine you're basically doing a headstand,
Speaker 2: but you bet it's.
Speaker 1: On your neck. Your next the one doing the stand.
Speaker 2: He's standing over you, just jamming her in. That looks
Speaker 2: so uncomfortable, Aquarius. If you want to try it, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I would have such a crick in my neck. No
Speaker 1: after that position.
Speaker 2: Pass Pisces the yab yum. It's also known it's a
Speaker 2: perfect blend of intimacy and romance. The position not only
Speaker 2: feels great, but it gives you eye contact. So she's
Speaker 2: basically sitting on him.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that forward Yeah, I like that one.
Speaker 2: And he's sitting also, so you're like, yeah, your faces
Speaker 2: are looking at each other.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: It's your next sex position you should try based on
Speaker 2: your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1: Are you going to try yours? Jenny? The soon?
Speaker 3: I mean, we already do that, so I don't really
Speaker 3: need to try that one. There was only a couple
Speaker 3: in there that I feel like we probably haven't tried. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So the one where one of the partners is standing
Speaker 3: over the head of the person whose head is on
Speaker 3: the edge of the bed. I'm not trying that one.
Speaker 3: There's too much power in the person who's standing over
Speaker 3: the person's head.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 2: Also, there's so many of those are just like, doesn't
Speaker 2: the blood rush. You couldn't do that for very long.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would get yeah, like life edit
Speaker 1: and I'd be like pass out. This is not fun
Speaker 1: for me. Can I just give you a regular blowshop? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't like this, Jenny. I tried I once. You
Speaker 2: know I've been using my weighted vest. Yeah, it is
Speaker 2: causing severe pain for me days later. What do you mean, Jake,
Speaker 2: i't me like a twenty five pound or so. It's
Speaker 2: like pretty heavy when I walk. It doesn't like hold
Speaker 2: me down, Like I can feel the weight on my
Speaker 2: shoulders especially. I have been feeling like my arm I'm like,
Speaker 2: why do my arms hurt so bad? And Jake's like,
Speaker 2: probably from the weighted vest. Because pilates things will hurt,
Speaker 2: but this was a different hurt. And I was like, really,
Speaker 2: I didn't even think about it. So here's your warning.
Speaker 2: You could have severe muscle sadness if you're becoming a
Speaker 2: lot of people became a weighted vest girlly over the holidays.
Speaker 2: They got them for I saw some man people get
Speaker 2: them for Christmas.
Speaker 1: What do you mean by muscle sadness? Like, you're sore,
Speaker 1: but you're not getting the muscle. Well, I'm sure you're
Speaker 1: getting muscle. Oh, I was gonna say, but it's very sore.
Speaker 1: I didn't sign up for.
Speaker 3: It's very strange to think about why you're sore. It's
Speaker 3: because your muscles have been like ripped apart and they're
Speaker 3: like reforming.
Speaker 1: That's what has happening. When you're sore.
Speaker 2: You want to think you here's something that I'll really
Speaker 2: mess with you. When you are pregnant, your abs rip apart.
Speaker 2: So that's why you have basically no stomach muscle strength
Speaker 2: after having a baby for a very long time until
Speaker 2: you re basically build I mean they literally rips apart
Speaker 2: in half.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I sad fell and that I've been having just
Speaker 3: the craziest dreams lately, and one of them being that
Speaker 3: I was pregnant and I popped that baby out in
Speaker 3: two seconds. That one could happen, Yeah, right, and like
Speaker 3: that would be ideal if I ever did have children.
Speaker 1: That that's how it works.
Speaker 3: But then like seconds later, my mom was like attaching
Speaker 3: breast pumps to my boobies and they were they were
Speaker 3: like literally like they knew immediately they like wouldn't come
Speaker 3: off of my boots.
Speaker 1: They're like suctioned on there.
Speaker 3: Oh man, the dreams have been off the charts lately
Speaker 3: in the last couple of weeks for me.
Speaker 2: You have told me a couple of weird ones I have.
Speaker 2: I've had two celebrity ones. But do you want to
Speaker 2: know what's fucked up?
Speaker 1: Even in my.
Speaker 2: Dreams, the men don't want people to know we're together
Speaker 2: because I have a dream with Harry Styles, which I
Speaker 2: have no idea where that came from, and we're like intimate,
Speaker 2: like we're like together on a beach, We're like making out.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure we had sex. I don't remember the
Speaker 2: sex part. But like I know that, like we had
Speaker 2: been intimate, and we get like a selfie together on
Speaker 2: the beach on his phone. Biggest mistake of my life.
Speaker 2: The rest of the dream is me being like, hey,
Speaker 2: could you text me that photo? Because I want people
Speaker 2: to know I hooked up with Harry Styles? And he like,
Speaker 2: it's like he doesn't want people to know, so he's not.
Speaker 2: He's like, he sent me, he sent me one of
Speaker 2: the sunset. I'm like, cool, cool, but I also want
Speaker 2: the one of us like together, not just like the lands.
Speaker 2: He would not send it to me, and I was like,
Speaker 2: are you fucking kidding me? Even in my dream it's
Speaker 2: a dream.
Speaker 3: It's because your subconscious nose like the reality it's bullshit
Speaker 3: of like what it would be bullshit. I was scrolling
Speaker 3: on TikTok, as one does on pretty much every single
Speaker 3: day their life. Yeah, and I came across this video
Speaker 3: of this girl being like, all right, girlies, what are
Speaker 3: we doing now?
Speaker 1: Is nowadays? Before we go to the guy? No, okay,
Speaker 1: are we shaving? Are we cleaning it up? Do we
Speaker 1: just like not care anymore?
Speaker 3: I don't care, right, And so I think I'm well,
Speaker 3: you know, I've gone to the gym and gone with
Speaker 3: a sweaty coach. I do feel that that is unacceptable.
Speaker 3: Well you know what they signed.
Speaker 2: I do actually think when I mean anything goes, I
Speaker 2: just meant you don't have to shave. I didn't mean
Speaker 2: you can go with a rant and fucking puss. However,
Speaker 2: these videos, the best part of them usually are the
Speaker 2: comment Always the comments.
Speaker 3: So I'm just gonna read a couple, and this first
Speaker 3: one goes. I just throw it in a messy button
Speaker 3: with some dry shampoo.
Speaker 2: Grow.
Speaker 3: My guy no, always says I didn't shave for you either.
Speaker 3: I trim it into an arrow pointing down so they
Speaker 3: know where to go.
Speaker 1: Well, landy strip, that's nice. God, I put it up
Speaker 1: in a claw clip. Yep, it sounds awful.
Speaker 3: I only shave for my guy. Know, my husband knows
Speaker 3: when I have an appointment. I always go with their initials.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine.
Speaker 3: I shave a few days before, so it's like I
Speaker 3: tried but not too hard.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, you don't want to give them everything.
Speaker 1: Just one more, I'll read. Hey, I actually mowed the
Speaker 1: lawn so you could get in the driveway.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I just I love seeing videos like that
Speaker 3: you have an appointment coming up, don't you.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's weird that you know I know everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think it's actually this week, or maybe it's next week.
Speaker 2: Either way, I have my physical so it'll be a
Speaker 2: full exam, and then I have my the next day,
Speaker 2: my very first manigram. So I'm getting getting it all
Speaker 2: in at once. But yeah, I used to care a
Speaker 2: lot more, and you think I should care even more
Speaker 2: because I actually know the person very well, we've traveled together,
Speaker 2: who will do mine? But I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: she's seen it all At this point, I do have
Speaker 2: laser hair removal, but there are still like random hairs
Speaker 2: that grow right, probably especially closer to that area, yep,
Speaker 2: that she'll be investigating, right, So.
Speaker 1: You don't go in there and take care of those
Speaker 1: I used to. I don't care. I just I don't
Speaker 1: care anymore because I was.
Speaker 2: I mean, I would make sure there's no like toilet
Speaker 2: paper or anything yea out there. You know I'm not
Speaker 2: a heathen, right right right? Well some of us are
Speaker 2: on this on this podcast.
Speaker 3: Yes, but your first mammor am, are you excited to
Speaker 3: get your booby smashed in between two machines?
Speaker 1: They said, it's so quick.
Speaker 2: Everyone said's really quick, and everyone has said since it's
Speaker 2: the first one, don't freak out when they see something
Speaker 2: on there initially, like they'll it's like very common to
Speaker 2: see something on your first one because they're almost kind
Speaker 2: of getting a baseline, and so just don't.
Speaker 1: Stress out about that. Yeah, so I'm keeping that in mind.
Speaker 2: Do you know that Cult told me that his least
Speaker 2: favorite word on earth, because you know, like everyone seems
Speaker 2: to it is pussy, and it really has I do
Speaker 2: think that I do say it too often, which is
Speaker 2: I don't say it like that, I like go high.
Speaker 1: Pitched with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, back from the Steve O days, because he said
Speaker 2: it all the time. But I've I've had to pull
Speaker 2: back a little bit as.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm saying that, okay, yeah, because he doesn't like it.
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes I still do it for funzies, but I
Speaker 2: also don't want to offend him. Now. He said he
Speaker 2: was like, I don't remember what his word why he
Speaker 2: said it was. I think it's because he has like
Speaker 2: so many sisters and he has daughters, and I get.
Speaker 3: That because I think that that's actually also a word
Speaker 3: that Andrew doesn't like always like and I don't typically
Speaker 3: say it around him.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care.
Speaker 2: I can't say it a lot, but you know, when
Speaker 2: like you're not supposed to say something, and for some reason,
Speaker 2: that's the moment your body wants to say. I don't
Speaker 2: go around saying that word all the time, but now
Speaker 2: that I know he hates it, it's almost like my
Speaker 2: body wants to say it. You know.
Speaker 3: You and Steve and Dave all ruined that word for
Speaker 3: me one time when I was like in my dating
Speaker 3: era and also my alcoholic era, because we did eliminate
Speaker 3: on the Morning Show where I dated a bunch of
Speaker 3: people at the State Fair and I'd eliminate them whatever
Speaker 3: the person I ended up picking. We ended up dating
Speaker 3: for like a month or so, and he invited me
Speaker 3: to like one of his best friend's weddings. So I
Speaker 3: go to it, and of course we're drinking boons farm
Speaker 3: it's a small town wedding. There was a pig roast,
Speaker 3: that kind of vibe, you know, So we're getting like
Speaker 3: quite intoxicated, and I got so drunk and I brought
Speaker 3: a flask, as I used to always do because I,
Speaker 3: like I was an alcoholic, and I'm like telling him
Speaker 3: to take a drink out of the flask as we're
Speaker 3: like getting an uber back to where we were staying
Speaker 3: for the night, and he wouldn't and I was like,
Speaker 3: you're such a pussy, Yes, such a pussy. And I
Speaker 3: never used to say that word. And so I blamed
Speaker 3: you guys for the fact that I called him that
Speaker 3: multiple times. And also I didn't remember calling him that
Speaker 3: until you told me the last morning, and I was like,
Speaker 3: I am so sorry, Like I don't typically talk like that.
Speaker 1: I am that was not I am trashy, but not
Speaker 1: that trashy. But yeah, do we want to do a
Speaker 1: couple more questions?
Speaker 2: We're almost a time so we have we could do
Speaker 2: like maybe one or two and then we'll have to
Speaker 2: do some more next week.
Speaker 1: Okay. I love that.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's so many questions around, like vacation, so I'm
Speaker 3: just going to group this into one right now, dream vacation,
Speaker 3: no budget restrictions. You go first, uh New Zealand and
Speaker 3: literally I would want to spend at least like a
Speaker 3: month to two months there and road trip the entire
Speaker 3: oh my gosh, country, I was gonna say continent for
Speaker 3: a second, the entire country. I would want to experience
Speaker 3: all the different landscapes. I would want to like hike,
Speaker 3: I would want to do something crazy like bungee jump
Speaker 3: off something. I would want to see Hobbit Town because
Speaker 3: I know that that's the New Zealand. I would just
Speaker 3: do all of it and yeah, no budget cool, put
Speaker 3: me up in some nice spots, even though I would
Speaker 3: like just sleep in a van around the country too.
Speaker 2: I feel like, yes, Australia and New Zealand would be
Speaker 2: very high up there. It's so far out of the
Speaker 2: realm of reality for me because of how few we're
Speaker 2: only allowed to take five work days off in a row.
Speaker 2: I know you could finagle that a little bit, like
Speaker 2: over a holiday weekend, but I would want real time
Speaker 2: if I'm traveling that far. I don't want to go
Speaker 2: there for a week, so that's so hard. But this
Speaker 2: is like no rules. I also really want to do
Speaker 2: like an African safari at some point. I feel like
Speaker 2: that would be very cool.
Speaker 1: I would want to.
Speaker 2: Stay somewhere super bougie though, so that I'm not afraid
Speaker 2: at night that a lion's coming in my tent. So
Speaker 2: maybe I don't know, maybe one of those two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, let's just do one more. It says favorite
Speaker 3: memory together of twenty twenty four. Twenty four, Yeah, so
Speaker 3: of us two. And I'm going to be honest, I'm
Speaker 3: thinking and it's kind of hard for me just be
Speaker 3: because family and I used to spend so much time
Speaker 3: together during the morning.
Speaker 2: Last year is the year we spent the least amount
Speaker 2: of time together because that was a full year I
Speaker 2: wasn't on the morning show. Yeah, he I'm trying to
Speaker 2: think of all the like we obviously hung out outside
Speaker 2: of I would say, I really had fun at your
Speaker 2: holiday when we watched the holiday and did your little
Speaker 2: theme at your house with Tina. But I'm like, is
Speaker 2: there something else we're just not thinking of, because that's
Speaker 2: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there is. I don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't I I can't remember how people have had
Speaker 2: sex with That's the latest thing.
Speaker 1: I texted Abby. He remembers everything.
Speaker 2: And I was like, there's one guy that's keeping my
Speaker 2: number from being where it's like where I think it is.
Speaker 1: And I was like, did I have sex with them?
Speaker 2: We're not, like, I don't remember that guy, Like we
Speaker 2: literally hung out his house all the time. You remember everything.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I had sex with him twice. That's
Speaker 2: why it's hard for me to remember, because it's like
Speaker 2: annoying to even count.
Speaker 3: Because like you're saying, yeah, okay, it's most on my
Speaker 3: list are like a one time.
Speaker 2: He's the only person I ever had, like just like
Speaker 2: a two. And that's why I'm pretty sure I did,
Speaker 2: because my number is it is. She's a low number.
Speaker 2: She's pretty low.
Speaker 1: That's fine. Mine is not, but that's also fine. Whatever.
Speaker 2: But okay, well that's that, did you? I mean, I
Speaker 2: wish we could think of about our memory together. I know.
Speaker 1: Well, let's sit on it for next week. We're gonna
Speaker 1: forget we are, all right, Well, all sit on something else?
Speaker 2: Is that's my position, bitch? Okay, all right, have a
Speaker 2: great week.
Speaker 1: Love you bye,