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<v Speaker 1>You're list Saints KFI AM six forty. The bill handles

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<v Speaker 2>If you are looking for good news about the economy,

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<v Speaker 2>it is this. Fetanyl use may be dropping. We know

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<v Speaker 2>this because the Border Patrol is now finding more poultry

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<v Speaker 2>related products than they are fetanyl. Egg interceptions are up

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<v Speaker 2>thirty six percent nationwide in the year starting in October

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<v Speaker 2>compared to the previous year. A hotspot for egg smuggling

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<v Speaker 2>is Texas. Sizars and Texas have gone up fifty four percent,

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<v Speaker 2>according to the Customs of Border Protection in San Diego,

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<v Speaker 2>They've more than doubled. According to the CBP, it's the

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<v Speaker 2>price difference, so a lot of they say a price

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<v Speaker 2>is like a third of what it is in the

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<v Speaker 2>US if you are over the borders. So agents have

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<v Speaker 2>foiled ninety would be egg smugglers trying to ferry the

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<v Speaker 2>breakfast staples across the border in El Paso. And they

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<v Speaker 2>say it's all because you can get eggs a lot

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<v Speaker 2>cheaper in Mexico. So forget fentanyl. The new cartel chickens

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<v Speaker 2>and they're coming. Egg prices are dropping. They're still way up,

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<v Speaker 2>but they are slowly coming down. We like to hear

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<v Speaker 2>that wholesale egg prices drifting lower, bird flu issues maybe easing,

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<v Speaker 2>even as President Trump claiming victory as administration is acknowledging

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<v Speaker 2>that the upcoming Easter holiday could cause prices to jump again.

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<v Speaker 3>This from Axios.

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<v Speaker 2>The highly pathogenic avian influenza leading to tens of millions

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<v Speaker 2>of chickens being culled means h and that to trigger

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<v Speaker 2>shortages and price spikes. I still have yet to see

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<v Speaker 2>any reports on what they do with the with the

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<v Speaker 2>chickens after they cull them. Is there just like a

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<v Speaker 2>mass chicken grave somewhere that we're unaware of because you

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<v Speaker 2>can't use the chickens for things like nuggets, right, They've

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<v Speaker 2>got bird flu, so you can't do that. So there's

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<v Speaker 2>just I guess mass chicken graves out there somewhere. Many

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<v Speaker 2>stores limiting how many eggs shoppers can buy. Some restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>have added temporary egg search charges as well. They say

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<v Speaker 2>egg prices should potentially start coming down. They dropped by

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar twenty a dozen wholesale, acording to the US

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<v Speaker 2>Department of Agriculture, down to six eighty five a dozen.

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<v Speaker 2>Department noting that flew out breaks slowed over the last

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<v Speaker 2>couple of weeks. They've been localized and have been able

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<v Speaker 2>to try to get ahead of those. The price of

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<v Speaker 2>Midwest large large eggs was five twenty three a dozen.

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<v Speaker 2>It's down thirty nine percent from its peak a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks earlier. The price that consumers are actually paying.

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<v Speaker 3>Is still up.

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<v Speaker 2>However, from January to February, wholesale prices are dropping, retail

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<v Speaker 2>prices are rising. So if we were to ask you,

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<v Speaker 2>our egg price is getting cheaper as far as you know, no,

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<v Speaker 2>And if you read the article, or if you're a wholesaler,

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<v Speaker 2>you might say, yeah, they're starting to come down. But

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<v Speaker 2>if it's you buying things at the store, you head

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<v Speaker 2>on into Ralphs and you look for eggs, they're not

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<v Speaker 2>going to be any cheaper, which is some people to

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<v Speaker 2>believe that there may be something larger at play. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 2>is there a conspiracy of foot from Fox Business. It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds like the Department of Justice is looking into that

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<v Speaker 2>very claim.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, farmers have been dealing with this bird flu

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<v Speaker 4>since twenty twenty two, but recently prices have gotten out

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<v Speaker 4>of control. Take a look back in December, a dozen

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<v Speaker 4>eggs is going to cost you around four dollars. Now

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<v Speaker 4>it's closer to seven dollars, and in February, a dozen

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<v Speaker 4>eggs cost around eight dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>That's wholesale.

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<v Speaker 4>This is why the Justice Department is opening an investigation.

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<v Speaker 4>They're looking into if major producers are violating antitrust laws

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<v Speaker 4>by sharing information about supply and pricing, conspiring to keep

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<v Speaker 4>prices higher. But the American Egg Board says, this is

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<v Speaker 4>a story of supply and demand. Farmers have been battling

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<v Speaker 4>bird flu and losing.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, good. We have not ever seen anything

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<v Speaker 2>like this play out before. We've never had an American

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<v Speaker 2>company take advance of a news story or a prevailing sentiment.

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<v Speaker 3>We've never had any oil companies, for instance, that have.

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<v Speaker 2>Continued to tell us that this is a simple supplying

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<v Speaker 2>demand issue while they rake in record profits. We've never

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<v Speaker 2>seen that happen in any other aspect, especially during the

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<v Speaker 2>pandemic and then the subsequent supply chain shortage that happened afterward.

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<v Speaker 2>Companies don't use news in order to boost their bottom line,

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<v Speaker 2>to hose you in order to line their own pockets.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't happen. So when you hear this nonsense that

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<v Speaker 2>says that these major egg producers are somehow gouging you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just a total lie. Believe their story.

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<v Speaker 2>Instead, that says it's a simple supply and demand issue.

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<v Speaker 2>For instance, as I pointed out, wholesale prices are down

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar twenty even though you're paying more. The difference,

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<v Speaker 2>of course goes into the pockets of the egg producers.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's your coincidence and in no way, shape or

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<v Speaker 2>form indicative of some sort of an underlying conspiracy that

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<v Speaker 2>they're working against you in order to make a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of money and profit off the news, all at your expense.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't happen. It's simply supply and demand.

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<v Speaker 2>And while demand remains the same and supply is up,

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<v Speaker 2>and you would think prices would come down and they're not.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it's just a lot of market factors that you

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very it's very complicated. You wouldn't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just let me simplify supply and demand and all

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<v Speaker 2>the other stuff. With record profits and that that's just

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<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't understand it. It's too complicated.

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<v Speaker 5>Since January of twenty twenty five, the start of this year,

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<v Speaker 5>we've lost more than thirty million.

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<v Speaker 1>Birds and counting.

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<v Speaker 5>Last week was actually the first week we went a

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<v Speaker 5>full week without a new farm having an outbreak of

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<v Speaker 5>the avian flu. So those this impact has been devastating

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<v Speaker 5>on our industry. It's been devastating on our farmers. And

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<v Speaker 5>like I said, our farmers are in the fight of

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<v Speaker 5>their lives.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, absolutely, especially the largest commercial farms. The small farmers

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<v Speaker 2>are losing money. They're in the fight of their lives.

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<v Speaker 2>The very large farms that are raking in record profit,

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<v Speaker 2>that must be an even bigger fight. That's just massive,

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 4>But the other people that are losing are the businesses

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<v Speaker 4>and the consumers. We're here at Roccos where every egg

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<v Speaker 4>dish is now a dollar fifty more expensive because of

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<v Speaker 4>the cost of eggs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I just saw an ad out for I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Dunnies or billage In or somebody. They've got some six

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<v Speaker 2>or seven dollars deal and that included the big omelet too,

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<v Speaker 2>and I thought, how are they doing that. They're not

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<v Speaker 2>making any money on that. In fact, I was seeing

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<v Speaker 2>that waffle house is always the butt of a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of jokes. Not a lot of waffle houses nearby. See

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<v Speaker 2>waffle House is getting hit hard. However, if you are

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<v Speaker 2>loving breakfast, ie Hop, Ie Hop is getting hammered by

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<v Speaker 2>the egg prices. Ie Hop prices have increased by eighty

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<v Speaker 2>two percent over the last five years, This Roadhouse up

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<v Speaker 2>forty six percent, TGI Friday's up forty five percent. And

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<v Speaker 2>this is all in large part because of the rising

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<v Speaker 2>food costs. But especially when it comes to places like

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<v Speaker 2>I Hop, it's eggs. It comes out eggs. It's all eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an egg issue. Who else is pulling back? Forget it?

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<v Speaker 2>If you're like me, you stopped eating eggs a while

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<v Speaker 2>ago because you said, I'm not going to pay those

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<v Speaker 2>ridiculous prices for eggs. You'll just wait for the bird

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<v Speaker 2>flu to be done and in the meantime you'll find

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<v Speaker 2>something else to eat for breakfast, perhaps cereal.

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<v Speaker 3>And yet it sounds like those.

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<v Speaker 2>Fruity o's because fruit loops was already taken, or the

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<v Speaker 2>uh oat circles that you get in the bags of

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<v Speaker 2>cereal at the discount places. Those are getting too expensive too.

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<v Speaker 2>Just how bad has it gotten? That's next.

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<v Speaker 6>You're listening to Bill Handle on demand from KFI AM

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<v Speaker 2>We are pulling back people are saying, and no mole

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<v Speaker 2>forget about it. In fact, if you were like me

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<v Speaker 2>and you grew up poor, you didn't have lucky charms.

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<v Speaker 2>You had something that was the equivalent like fortune totems,

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<v Speaker 2>or you didn't have cheerios. You would have oat circles,

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<v Speaker 2>and you didn't have fruit loops. You'd have fruit rings

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<v Speaker 2>something like that. Right, you didn't have the actual stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>We had knockoff cereals, and knockoff cereals were fine, it

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<v Speaker 2>was good. In fact, in some cases you got so

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<v Speaker 2>you like them better. I always hated the knockoff cheerios,

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<v Speaker 2>but I thought that the knockoff wheaties were fine, right,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you just got so that you got used

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<v Speaker 2>to it. There are other things that you can buy

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<v Speaker 2>that are store bought, that are reasonable duplicates, and stores

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<v Speaker 2>are getting better at this than they were when we

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<v Speaker 2>were younger, which was so so many millennia ago. But

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<v Speaker 2>Treehouse Foods is one of the country's largest manufacturers of

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<v Speaker 2>private brands.

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<v Speaker 3>There the ones.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you see something that is the equate brand

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<v Speaker 2>from Walmart that may have come from Treehouse Foods, if

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<v Speaker 2>you see the Safeway brand that may have come from Treehouse, foods.

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<v Speaker 2>If you see which is like or excuse me, you

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<v Speaker 2>see like the Safeway Albertson's, if you see the Kroger

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<v Speaker 2>brand from like Ralphs may have come from Treehouse Foods.

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<v Speaker 3>They make a bunch of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>However, we are seeing the whole egg thing going on,

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<v Speaker 2>with the price of eggs going up, which certainly is

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<v Speaker 2>not in any way, shape or form a money grabbed

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<v Speaker 2>by the egg manufacturers capitalizing on the spike and prices

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<v Speaker 2>due to.

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<v Speaker 3>The bird flu.

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<v Speaker 2>Coffee prices are going up, and of course we may

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<v Speaker 2>start seeing more prices jumping because of the threats of

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<v Speaker 2>terraces tariffs.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's what you're looking at.

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<v Speaker 2>Prices on things like cookies, crackers, coffee, and other things

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<v Speaker 2>are not only going up everywhere, but they are also

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<v Speaker 2>going up for the store bought brands, the store brand

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<v Speaker 2>names right, which we always think of as being generic.

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<v Speaker 2>People have decided I'm gonna go and I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>who does this. I don't know who it is that

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<v Speaker 2>is insane enough to do it, but some people say

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<v Speaker 2>I will just go without coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Friends.

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<v Speaker 2>We are in a bad spot when inflation gets to

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<v Speaker 2>the point where people are not having their morning drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gonna make things that work a whole lot more difficult.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you know any coffee drinkers. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you're you are a coffee drinker, but if the point

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<v Speaker 2>comes where you have to start rationing coffee, things are

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get ugly fast. They say that people are stressed. Treehouse,

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<v Speaker 2>that's again they make the groceries. Their financial chief says,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't have any strong indicators that consumers are going

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<v Speaker 2>to be less stressed in the near term, and grocery

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<v Speaker 2>retailers are relying on third parties like Treehouse to make

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<v Speaker 2>their store brands.

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<v Speaker 3>Is from the Wall Street Journal.

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<v Speaker 2>Giants like Kroger Albertson's Costco boosting investments in their branded products.

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<v Speaker 2>Private labels are growing faster than name brand goods heading

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<v Speaker 2>into the pandemic, and then consumers stuck at home with

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<v Speaker 2>money to spend, went back to the national brands and

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<v Speaker 2>low cost brands. We've seen now a resurgence for a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of reasons. Because you have higher grocery prices. Retailers

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<v Speaker 2>are expending their store brand offerings. Walmart is introducing a

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<v Speaker 2>at this point it doesn't look like we're in a recession.

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<v Speaker 2>The fear of recession is so great that people are

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<v Speaker 2>We're for it, we're getting ready, we're pregaming. The next

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<v Speaker 2>recession is what's happening. And so people are cutting back

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<v Speaker 2>cutting back on this from the Wall Street Journal, US

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<v Speaker 3>What are they cutting back on?

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<v Speaker 2>Derrito's When you stop in at the Circle K or

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<v Speaker 2>Have you seen the price on that It's seven bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven bucks for a bag of potato chips is not

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like it. So people are cutting back on

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<v Speaker 2>what they're buying. That includes Doritos, that includes Twinkies. And

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<v Speaker 2>extinction a decade ago. They were all ready to wrap up.

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<v Speaker 2>But here's the really scary thing. Well, we have some

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<v Speaker 2>people cutting back on things like coffee in other places,

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<v Speaker 2>which is terrifying. Sounds like some people are cutting back

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<v Speaker 2>on cigarettes. Oh my, So now you've got people that

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning. That is, it's going to get ugly fast. Friends,

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<v Speaker 2>this is going to be very apocalyptic in a hurry.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have high hopes. So what can you do?

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<v Speaker 2>Could you turn to one of those dollar stores? Nope,

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<v Speaker 2>because have you been to a dollar store lately? Nothing

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<v Speaker 7>Dollar General is closing nearly one hundred stores. The company

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<v Speaker 7>says it plays to closed ninety six locations by January

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<v Speaker 7>of twenty twenty six.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not too many, though. I think Dollar General opens

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<v Speaker 2>more than one hundred a day. I'm exaggerating, but not

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<v Speaker 2>by much. This is from whas by the way, I

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<v Speaker 7>Dollar General CEO says that the number of closings represents

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<v Speaker 7>It also plans to close forty five of Dollar General's

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<v Speaker 3>I think no Dollar General had home to cour stores.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know, man, that's through dollars? All right? That

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<v Speaker 3>was quick, Amy, you get credit on that one. That

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<v Speaker 7>The decision came after a view of the store performance

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<v Speaker 7>and conditions to determine which stores should be closed or

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<v Speaker 7>maybe be rebranded. Now, as of now, it's not known

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<v Speaker 7>which locations are set to close. There are more than

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<v Speaker 7>thirty of those stores in the Louisville metrics.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So again I told you that it was

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<v Speaker 2>from Louisville. Did he just say rebranded? Don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>they're going to close or rebrand. So you rebrand from

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<v Speaker 2>a Dollar General to what a dollar Lieutenant, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>understand what the rebrand would be. You go more high

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<v Speaker 2>end Dollar General. There's no lower end Dollar I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar General is what it is. It's just cheap, cheap.

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<v Speaker 2>All the dollar stores just cheap, telling man. I would

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<v Speaker 2>think Dollar General will do really well as people are

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<v Speaker 2>worried about inflation and recession. It has in the past.

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart and Dollar General stores do well during recessions. They do,

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<v Speaker 2>they do, and yet here they are saying they're going

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<v Speaker 3>We'll find out how it plays out in the meantime.

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<v Speaker 2>One place I don't think is going to do very

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<v Speaker 2>well during recession is someone that has to halt the

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<v Speaker 2>sales of their products because parts keep falling off, that's

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<v Speaker 2>getting protested from coast to coast, and still charges more

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<v Speaker 2>than one hundred thousand dollars for some of their products.

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<v Speaker 3>That's next.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Imagine that you own a company and for

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<v Speaker 2>years you've been trying to find your lane. You've been

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<v Speaker 2>really nailing that brand. You don't worry so much about

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<v Speaker 2>the others. You're really trying to you're really trying to

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<v Speaker 2>own your lane. You think of you think of some

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<v Speaker 2>big brands out there, and you go, Okay, Taco Bell

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna own the cheap, fast Mexican food lane. Now

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<v Speaker 2>they've got competitors, but Taco Bell nationwide, they're the big ones, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So imagine that you own that lane and you own

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<v Speaker 2>it hard. And then imagine, just imagine if Taco Bell's

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<v Speaker 2>owners came out and said, uh, you know what, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't really like Mexican food. We want to support all

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<v Speaker 2>of the non Mexican food things out there. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>we're really gonna start pushing sushi. Probably not great for

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bell's brand should something like that happen, right, Is

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<v Speaker 2>that fair to say if all of a sudden, the

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<v Speaker 2>owner of Taco Bell came out and said, my food

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<v Speaker 2>is great, but also I'm gonna put all of my

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<v Speaker 2>effort into pushing sushi, probably not gonna be really good

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<v Speaker 2>for Taco Bell, especially if part of the push for

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<v Speaker 2>sushi is to limit things like I don't know for Holles.

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<v Speaker 2>That's basically what's happening when you look at what's going

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<v Speaker 2>prices and the sales more importantly dropping for Tesla. Tesla's

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<v Speaker 2>being protested as people are upset with Elon Musk. They're

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<v Speaker 2>taking it out in his business. They can't protest Starlink

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<v Speaker 2>of people would like to, it's very difficult to protest

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<v Speaker 2>some of the other stuff the SpaceX. But what they

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<v Speaker 3>And that's exactly what people are doing nationwide.

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<v Speaker 8>There are about two hundred people lined up here along

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<v Speaker 3>Showroom by the way NBCLA.

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<v Speaker 8>The protesters were demanding that people sell their Tesla cars

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 8>These protests are happening all over the area. We also

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<v Speaker 8>saw one in Glendale held by the same group. They

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<v Speaker 8>were holding signs and encouraging drivers to and support as

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<v Speaker 8>they went by. The group Rally for Democracy is organizing

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<v Speaker 8>these protests. This movement is in response to Elon musks

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<v Speaker 8>position in President Donald Trump's administration and roll in the

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<v Speaker 8>Department of Government Efficiency. Similar rallies are taking place around

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<v Speaker 2>What I don't understand, I just I get it. We

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<v Speaker 2>that vehicles are part of our identity.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>If you drive certain cars, we make certain assumptions about someone,

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<v Speaker 2>and someone who has certain character traits will purchase they're

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<v Speaker 2>attractive to certain cars. For instance, if you're driving a

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<v Speaker 2>mini van that has a bunch of stick figure stickers

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<v Speaker 2>in the back window, we assume that you are a

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<v Speaker 2>family oriented person and obnoxious. If you drive a lifted

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<v Speaker 2>If you drive a sports cars your daily driver, we

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<v Speaker 2>assume that you have some insecurities and are obnoxious. If

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<v Speaker 2>you drive a subar Ru, we assume that you eat

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<v Speaker 2>granola and you support lgbt q IA initiatives right, and

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<v Speaker 2>you probably want to coexist sticker Elon's pivot to MAGA

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<v Speaker 2>would be akin to Subaru declaring that they need to

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<v Speaker 2>stop hippies and end LGBTQYA initiatives. They would never do

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<v Speaker 2>that because they know they're laying Elon's pivot is the

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<v Speaker 2>worst marketing pivot ever it's worse than when Coke did

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<v Speaker 2>the whole New Coke thing back in the eighties.

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<v Speaker 3>It is the worst ever.

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<v Speaker 2>And so that's why last week you saw President Trump

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<v Speaker 2>with Elon on the on the lawn at the White House.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on down to Crazy Don's use Tesla a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>We got Tesla's they're they're great. Tests the cars and

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<v Speaker 2>Tesla cyber truck they're great. You should buy one today

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<v Speaker 2>to support Elon, and not buying one should be illegal.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't boycott our Tesla truck. That would be illegal

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<v Speaker 3>and un American.

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<v Speaker 2>You should go back to boycotting other things like cancel

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<v Speaker 2>culture and but light.

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<v Speaker 3>But not Elon. Buy his cyber truck today.

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<v Speaker 2>May be delivered soon, unless it's not because also in

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<v Speaker 2>the news, Elon Musk's Tesla has been forced to halt

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<v Speaker 2>sales of cyber trucks because metal panels keep falling off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>customers that are posting on the Cyber Truck Owners Club

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<v Speaker 3>They say that the deliveries are on hold.

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<v Speaker 2>The website Electric said the decision was taken amid increasing

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<v Speaker 2>instances of trim and panels flying off the supposedly bulletproof

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<v Speaker 2>years saying that electric vehicles, the push to electric is

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<v Speaker 2>is bad for the country, and you've been saying that

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<v Speaker 2>we have to have fossil fuels and you'll never buy

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<v Speaker 2>one of those golf carts, and you've you've been taking

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<v Speaker 2>this tack for years, and then all of a sudden

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<v Speaker 2>you're told up everything you've been led to believe in

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<v Speaker 2>the Church of Petrol was false. Now you should buy

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<v Speaker 2>the evs. You should buy them because it's the American

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<v Speaker 2>thing to do. Also, they're one hundred grand. Who's doing that?

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<v Speaker 2>Who has the extra one hundred thoughts? It's one thing

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to show your support by buying a

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty five bucks doesn't make or break things. One hundred

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<v Speaker 2>To somebody in the middle of Arkansas to buy a

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<v Speaker 2>truck whose parts fall off, to replace their lifted f

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<v Speaker 2>one fifty to get stuck in the mud without a

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<v Speaker 2>making up for the damage that musk is doing to

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<v Speaker 2>the brand. It's just not happening, all right. When it

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<v Speaker 2>comes to the kids these days. Oh, the kids these days,

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<v Speaker 2>They're getting a bit strange, which is why Texas has

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<v Speaker 2>taken it upon themselves to put a stop to these

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<v Speaker 2>ten gallon furries.

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<v Speaker 3>Freedom of speech be damned, that's next cool.

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<v Speaker 2>If you have kids, there have been times in your life,

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<v Speaker 2>undoubtedly that you've thought they are animals. It's become such

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<v Speaker 2>a problem in Texas that lawmakers have decided they need

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<v Speaker 2>to step in, and what has become known as the

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<v Speaker 2>Furries Act takes on a different tone than what I

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<v Speaker 2>thought furries meant in the past. What's Texas up to?

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<v Speaker 2>According to CBS and Austin here, it is.

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<v Speaker 9>Hey, Bill fouled in the Texas House would stop students

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<v Speaker 9>That Bill's meant to specific target what are known as furries.

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<v Speaker 9>A furry is a person who dresses up or behaves

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<v Speaker 9>like an animal with human characteristics. This can include creating

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<v Speaker 9>a character based on an animal called a persona that

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<v Speaker 9>is expressed to art, role playing, or elaborate costumes called

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<v Speaker 9>fur suits.

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<v Speaker 3>Hmm, okay, all right, I'm in on that. Hang on you,

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<v Speaker 3>what's going on? Ready to go? See my computer? My computer,

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<v Speaker 3>Frozer saying here we go now.

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<v Speaker 9>The Forbidding Unlawful Representation of Role Playing and Education of

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<v Speaker 9>Furries Act was filed by a Austin Area Republican state

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<v Speaker 9>Representative Stan Gertz. The law would ban non human behavior

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<v Speaker 9>such as using a litter box, wearing tails, animal ears, leashes, callers,

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<v Speaker 9>or any other acceassories used for animals.

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<v Speaker 2>So what, I can't use a litter box in school anymore, Oh, Texas.

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<v Speaker 9>It also banns students from barking, meowing, or hissing, and

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<v Speaker 9>licking oneself or others for grooming. The bill would also

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<v Speaker 9>allow students to dress up as animals for days like

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<v Speaker 9>Halloween or other school dress up days.

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<v Speaker 3>A hearing has not yet been set for this bill.

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<v Speaker 2>Mascots would also be allowed, because so many mascots are

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<v Speaker 2>indeed animals. Evidently, in Texas becomes such a problem that

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<v Speaker 2>we have to enact legislation that limits students free speech

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<v Speaker 2>because I guess they all want litter boxes. That whole

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<v Speaker 2>notion of you can't lick yourself for grooming being illegal,

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<v Speaker 2>that's really going to put a damper on Kentucky fried

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<v Speaker 2>chickens whole slogan.

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<v Speaker 3>H Indeed, Gary wanted on this.

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<v Speaker 10>I wouldn't touch that with a ten foot pole. Or

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<v Speaker 10>you come on, buddy, come on, the idea of licking

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<v Speaker 10>yourself to clean yourself, you.

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<v Speaker 11>Do, It's nature, Gary, finger licking good?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you telling me you don't lick your fingers when

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<v Speaker 3>you have something delicious.

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<v Speaker 11>Fancy with your showers and your wet necks? Yeah, guess what,

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<v Speaker 11>some people have to lick themselves.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, Gary, Yeah, so this is the the yoga

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<v Speaker 3>you go? Yeah, an odd uh odd side.

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<v Speaker 10>I feel like I've chosen here, looking across the great

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<v Speaker 10>divide between you people licking yourselves for cleanliness and me

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<v Speaker 10>over here washing my hands.

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<v Speaker 11>What are you going to do when you have to

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<v Speaker 11>live off the land, when the end is nigh, you're

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<v Speaker 11>gonna be dirty?

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<v Speaker 3>Be dirty?

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<v Speaker 11>Are you gonna lick yourself like everybody else?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, fancy pants, have a taste, fancy Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>get in there.

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<v Speaker 10>No, maybe maybe I employ someone.

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<v Speaker 3>To lick me.

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<v Speaker 11>That's a different industry.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think. I don't think you have to wait

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<v Speaker 3>for the apocalypse.

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<v Speaker 11>That you can go down to the days in and Glendale.

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<v Speaker 3>For that, there is a price point. I suppose. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>what do you guys have plans today?

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<v Speaker 10>Well, right after the news at nine o'clock, David is

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<v Speaker 10>going to join us from Japan. Mookie Bets will not

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<v Speaker 10>be in the first two games for the Dodgers. And

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<v Speaker 10>when you see Mookie Bets you will think he's not well,

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<v Speaker 10>because he's not. He's lost like fifteen pounds whatever your

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<v Speaker 10>illness virus, really, Joe, don't don't make it okay, but

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<v Speaker 10>he may actually come back sooner than expected. Speaking of

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<v Speaker 10>our astronauts that have been up in space, they're coming

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<v Speaker 10>back sooner than expected.

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<v Speaker 3>What are they going to eat when they arrive?

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<v Speaker 11>I saw this whole explainer about what happens over the

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<v Speaker 11>weekend when they come back. Like you said, they have

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<v Speaker 11>to just sit for a long time, long time. I'm

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<v Speaker 11>going to know what they can ingest Like, they can't

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<v Speaker 11>just go have spaghetti and meatballs, can they?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, they have to ease into it a little bit,

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<v Speaker 3>I think so.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 11>It's like the turpins, you know, when they got rescued

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<v Speaker 11>from that house. You had to ease them into solids.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh, I didn't even consider that.

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<v Speaker 11>Always consider the Turpinso.

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<v Speaker 2>Words to live by. Looking forward to it. Gary and

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<v Speaker 2>Shannon coming in next. Thanks guys, appreciate it. Looking forward

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<v Speaker 2>to the show. Always great stuff.

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