Speaker 1: Three, Kate hold on, I'll start over. The issue is
Speaker 1: they just brought in culvers for us.
Speaker 2: I don't know how anyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's no chance we can perform as professionals when
Speaker 3: there's a Butterburger in front of us.
Speaker 2: Shout out culvers water Yeah, big fans. Okay.
Speaker 3: It's one on one point three KATIEWB with Fallon and Colt.
Speaker 3: It is the for a lot of people the final
Speaker 3: day before vacation starts. Yes, when I tell you it's
Speaker 3: just humble weeds in our building right now, I'm not exaggerating.
Speaker 2: There's like I saw one active person working. That's it.
Speaker 1: And then me and you in the look we give
Speaker 1: each other as we cross paths like we're in this together.
Speaker 2: Yeah we are. We are, and you know that feeling.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna come back and if you're one of
Speaker 3: those people, we'll talk to you.
Speaker 2: For anyone listening. Who on kd WB.
Speaker 3: One on one point three katiew B with Fallon and
Speaker 3: Cold just heads up, we have a.
Speaker 2: Lot coming up.
Speaker 3: Cold and I drew names for a secret SA members
Speaker 3: of our show drew names you could not draw yourself.
Speaker 3: We're gonna reveal Who's secret Santas.
Speaker 4: Who's Yeah, it's crazy. I'm very, very excited.
Speaker 3: With the Yeah, gift exchange coming up at like three
Speaker 3: point fifty at four o'clock, Dad chats you might know
Speaker 3: his dad chats on TikTok Dylan Michael White. He's gonna
Speaker 3: join us for radio categories. He's been on a couple
Speaker 3: of other times. Very fun.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do.
Speaker 3: We have a lot of stuff coming up basically on
Speaker 3: the show. We're not We're not mailing it in just
Speaker 3: because it's like one of the last shows of the year,
Speaker 3: you know, and.
Speaker 1: Even if you were to mail it in, your mailing
Speaker 1: in is like better than ninety percent of people who
Speaker 1: actually try. So really, I mean, if you want to,
Speaker 1: you could just mail it in me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you talking to people listening? I'm confused, No,
Speaker 2: I'm talking to you.
Speaker 3: Well again, I do still have my butter burger next
Speaker 3: to me from Culver's and I'm just so hard, so
Speaker 3: hard not to eat.
Speaker 2: On the air.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyone listening who please call so that we are
Speaker 3: not alone six ' five to one nine eight nine
Speaker 3: kdew b if you fit these categories. Anyone listening who
Speaker 3: who has a pet they regret cold came up with
Speaker 3: that one. I don't know what I actually want to
Speaker 3: know if anyone regrets a pet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had a hedgehog at one point in time.
Speaker 2: And then oh, yeah, that's the regret you had.
Speaker 1: When you get a beta fish, you think it's going
Speaker 1: to be easy, but then it's just just like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I still have this thing seven years later.
Speaker 3: What's going Beta fish is the epitome of youre I've
Speaker 3: never seen a happy beta fish.
Speaker 1: Oh and it doesn't do anything for you except just
Speaker 1: makes you clean a tank once a week.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, that's on you. I knew that from
Speaker 2: a mile away. Regret. Remind everyone what your hedgehog's name was.
Speaker 1: Well, depending on the day. But Bruce Quillis, Klaul Smith,
Speaker 1: Prince Quilliam.
Speaker 3: Either of those, anyone listening who will die on a
Speaker 3: hill about something? Yeah what is I love those I love?
Speaker 3: I will die on this hill.
Speaker 4: And the more irrational the better too.
Speaker 3: Or anyone listening who has a Christmas song they wish
Speaker 3: would go away forever you can call six five, one, nine,
Speaker 3: eight nine Katie w B. I had a salamander for
Speaker 3: a little bit and that was a bizarre choice. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was like a rescue situation. Though It's like I said,
Speaker 3: where from.
Speaker 5: It's a natural habitat outside, So was it I did?
Speaker 2: And I put it in a queer.
Speaker 3: I don't know they're supposed to be outside. It was
Speaker 3: kind of when you're in Nevada. No, I was in Indiana.
Speaker 3: It was just in my living room.
Speaker 4: I don't cald living room. I don't know if in Indiana.
Speaker 2: Do lots omall?
Speaker 3: It's a salamander, a lizard six five, one, nine, eight nine.
Speaker 3: Katie w b anyone listening who has a pet they regret,
Speaker 3: will die on a hill about something, or has a
Speaker 3: Christmas song they wish would go away forever.
Speaker 2: Going and cold.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be found and cold fall and
Speaker 1: claimed at the beginning of the show she wasn't checked out.
Speaker 1: She's literally just mouthful of a butterburger right now.
Speaker 6: Don't know.
Speaker 1: I do know CPR. Wait would it be at the Heimleig?
Speaker 1: Why would I immediately give you a CPR?
Speaker 4: That'd be weird. I'm choking, you're choking.
Speaker 2: I just stopped the mouth of me like you perver
Speaker 2: have here.
Speaker 1: Don't let me juk all right, So anyone listening to
Speaker 1: has a pet, they regret, we'll tie on a hill
Speaker 1: about something, or has a Christmas song they wish will
Speaker 1: go way now. We didn't get any calls for that,
Speaker 1: so I'm god everybody's in the so we.
Speaker 3: Got attacks they said, h I wish the Chipmunk's Christmas
Speaker 3: song will go away forever. But this one said, on
Speaker 3: another note, I will listen to you and coult sing like.
Speaker 2: Chipmunks any day. Oh yeah, cool, love this text set.
Speaker 3: I once had a gerbils who were sisters. I was
Speaker 3: on a field trip overnight and when I got home,
Speaker 3: they were in the cage because my mom told me
Speaker 3: one attack the other and killed it and then hate it.
Speaker 2: She didn't want me to see it.
Speaker 3: I was thirteen sending this through text because I'm at
Speaker 3: work and I can't call.
Speaker 2: I definitely regret that. Lol.
Speaker 4: The mom's savage. I would have lied for sure.
Speaker 3: Why are you coughing like that? I swear you get
Speaker 3: me stick before Christmas. I'm gonna be so mad at you.
Speaker 4: Do you have an illness?
Speaker 2: I don't know, seems like it.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a let me cop Okay, anyway, which
Speaker 1: category do you fall into?
Speaker 6: The pet one?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What I currently have two pet rats. I had a
Speaker 6: pet rat years ago that was the best rat ever,
Speaker 6: and I thought, oh, why don't I get too, Then
Speaker 6: one i'll have a friend. Yeah, they're the meanest little
Speaker 6: rodents I've ever come across.
Speaker 2: Are they mean to each other or just you?
Speaker 6: No, they get they get along great. But I literally
Speaker 6: only change their like clean their caids and get some
Speaker 6: food and water, and that's all I get to do
Speaker 6: with them because they won't let me hold off.
Speaker 3: It was better to have a single one because then
Speaker 3: it needed you for companionship.
Speaker 6: Yes, it was one hundred percent better to have a
Speaker 6: single one. But now I just have two rats in
Speaker 6: my house that I don't want anymore. But I can't
Speaker 6: get rid of them because I feel bad.
Speaker 4: So I'm just which one you like the least?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: The one you got more recently, is that your least favorite.
Speaker 6: I got them at the same time, so they were
Speaker 6: like there are two brothers in the same cage, so
Speaker 6: I bought them together. Oh, one's got dumbo ears and
Speaker 6: one doesn't. So the dumbo ears one is my favorite
Speaker 6: and the other one is a little more.
Speaker 4: Skittish, but just regifted for Christmas.
Speaker 6: Someone that's horrible posting them for sale, but I'm like, no,
Speaker 6: I can't because I feel so guilty and so bad.
Speaker 2: I want to. I get what you're listening. I just doesn't.
Speaker 2: He has no remorse on anything he does.
Speaker 1: I have my hedgehog for a year and a half,
Speaker 1: sold it for two hundred bucks on Craigslist. Socks that
Speaker 1: you just got to find a family that's excited about
Speaker 1: a rat, that won't pay attention to them.
Speaker 6: And there's not very many people who walk.
Speaker 3: It does take a special kind of person that wants rats,
Speaker 3: even though I hear that usually they're very smart and
Speaker 3: good pets.
Speaker 2: You just chose the evil brothers I got you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they are very good pets, like the one I
Speaker 6: had before I could let out of my cage and
Speaker 6: him in my pitple would play together and so unusual,
Speaker 6: weirdest thing ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I I wish you luck. Gosh, that's steaks.
Speaker 2: I thought so bad.
Speaker 6: I know, I've been kind of waiting for them to
Speaker 6: croak as.
Speaker 2: Dark. It's getting dark, can't you be? What's your name is?
Speaker 6: Patrick?
Speaker 2: Patrick? Which category do you fall into?
Speaker 6: The animal? I had a pet, Gana, but I got.
Speaker 1: Three days before I went to college and left my mother.
Speaker 2: You just went out and purchased this.
Speaker 3: They're like, see a mom, I'm going away.
Speaker 7: I was.
Speaker 6: I worked at a camp and I had to go
Speaker 6: with somebody because I bit.
Speaker 4: A finger off of someone. Send it home. Yeah, dude,
Speaker 4: your mom hates you?
Speaker 3: What was what was your mother's was she so mad?
Speaker 6: I home? I had something for you, and then I
Speaker 6: give to her and she facked out, But then she
Speaker 6: became really bonded with it. But knapped over the heat
Speaker 6: lamp and burnt.
Speaker 2: Dude, that was that.
Speaker 1: O'banna has been none of a problematic twist and turn.
Speaker 2: I feel bad. That's It's not like he could help
Speaker 2: his body knock him the lamp over.
Speaker 1: When you have kids, you you think about like, you know,
Speaker 1: when they're eighteen, they're not my responsibility anymore. But then
Speaker 1: you you, as an adult, just burn the bedroom down.
Speaker 4: Give your mom an iguana.
Speaker 6: That's just you.
Speaker 2: What a sweet sign?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: You know what? She is A blessed woman. Thank guys,
Speaker 2: Thanks Padrick, havevy holidays. It's the smile of the day.
Speaker 2: On one oh one point three, Katie w B.
Speaker 3: At this point, I swear you've probably seen this video.
Speaker 2: Someone's shared it with you. But it's too cute to
Speaker 2: not share.
Speaker 3: A little girl with a lot of self confidence goes
Speaker 3: off script at her school's Christmas concert and everyone's obsessed
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 2: So imagine.
Speaker 3: I mean she is little, she's like five six max.
Speaker 3: It just grabs the microphone and here's what she says.
Speaker 3: I am very proud of myself and all my other.
Speaker 2: Friends inside my class.
Speaker 3: And my class is really sweet except one little girl.
Speaker 3: And the principal grabs the microphone, which is hilarious.
Speaker 2: But it's so cute. How does she have that?
Speaker 4: She's so good at speaking at I know, so good boy,
Speaker 4: And what happened? What did you do? What would do?
Speaker 3: He steels, He probably did something like this happened to
Speaker 3: my daughter the other day that one of the boys
Speaker 3: she plays with all the time he's.
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not playing with you ever again.
Speaker 4: Oh no.
Speaker 3: And then she went and told her friends and they
Speaker 3: were like, you gotta play with Olive. And then I
Speaker 3: think they ratted them out to the teachers.
Speaker 2: Yes, kids do that.
Speaker 4: They say I'm not playing with you ever again, and
Speaker 4: then you're.
Speaker 3: Like, okay, fun fact, they definitely come crawling back and
Speaker 3: want you to play with them. Okay, So that's very cute.
Speaker 3: A door, yay ya, We're gonna come back. We're going
Speaker 3: to the pop Culture Minute. I have so much coming
Speaker 3: up in the pop Culture Minute. So Brina Carpenter was
Speaker 3: on Tiny Desk. She did a performance we have that.
Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson just threw massive shade at her. Ex love that.
Speaker 3: And Rihanna has the perfect bougie but normal soccer mom snack.
Speaker 3: She shared, We're gonna cover it coming up in the
Speaker 3: pop Culture Minute in five.
Speaker 8: It's the pop Culture Minute with Vellan and Cult on
Speaker 8: one on one point three kd w B.
Speaker 3: It's brought to you by Ovo Lasik and Lyn So.
Speaker 3: Rihanna shared, She's like, first of all, it's a video
Speaker 3: you can see and it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Briann and her friend just seem like they are drunker
Speaker 3: on something I don't know, but they're.
Speaker 2: Like, here is a luxurious.
Speaker 3: But very chill snack that soccer moms would love, chicken
Speaker 3: McNuggets and caviar, and they put the caviar on the
Speaker 3: chicken McNuggets and they go to town. I would I would
Speaker 3: try it, you know, I'm not above that situation.
Speaker 4: I don't even know where you even begin to get caviar.
Speaker 2: I think you can just get it at the grocery store.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding.
Speaker 4: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like in.
Speaker 9: A little round like small is it like adult a lounge,
Speaker 9: Like you need to be a member to get in
Speaker 9: the back like room to have access to the caviar.
Speaker 3: No networks, they have cheap er caviar and they have
Speaker 3: extremely expensive caviar. God. Kelly Clarkson is hyping up her
Speaker 3: Christmas album when Christmas comes around dot dot dot again,
Speaker 3: and she made sure to throw a little shade to
Speaker 3: her ex. They've been a divorce for about two years now. Basically,
Speaker 3: she dropped an official album visualizer, so it's like you
Speaker 3: listen to the album and they have like a YouTube
Speaker 3: kind of video that goes along with it, and it's
Speaker 3: stockings hung over the fireplace, and the stockings read mom River,
Speaker 3: which that's her kid's name, Remy, her other kid's name,
Speaker 3: and then the fourth one says Nope, a complete.
Speaker 2: Shade or she had like millions of millions and he
Speaker 2: was awful. Remember remember he was like sneaking money.
Speaker 3: He was told her she wasn't hot enough to be
Speaker 3: a judge on the voice and then she ended up
Speaker 3: getting the gig anyway, like he he was not a
Speaker 3: good person, as it turns out, just got money hungry.
Speaker 3: Speaking of Monday, John Mayer surprised to call that John
Speaker 3: Mayor had this much money.
Speaker 2: But John Mayr's rich.
Speaker 3: He just officially purchased Jim Henson's studio lot for over
Speaker 3: forty million dollars. Now, if you're very young, you don't
Speaker 3: know Jim Henson. He is the creator of like all
Speaker 3: things like kermitthe frog and that whole thing.
Speaker 2: But they have like a whole.
Speaker 3: Recording studio on this lot, which is I think why
Speaker 3: John Mayer wants it. Huge things have been recorded there,
Speaker 3: like the whole We Are the World song, things like that.
Speaker 3: So they say that he's going to oversee the recording studio.
Speaker 3: They plan to not make a ton of changes, like
Speaker 3: they want the staff to keep their name. They may
Speaker 3: change the name of the lot.
Speaker 2: Though, which would be crazy because you know it's been
Speaker 2: that for so long.
Speaker 4: But where does he have forty a million dollars from?
Speaker 4: That's insane to me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna guess from touring and he I mean he
Speaker 3: writes all of his own songs.
Speaker 4: When is it gonna happen to us, Allen, when is
Speaker 4: it gonna happen to us?
Speaker 2: Don't know that that is happening to us ever, but
Speaker 2: keep on keeping on.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 3: Sabrina Carpenter is the latest guest on Tiny Desk Performances,
Speaker 3: which Colt loved the top comment, what did it say
Speaker 3: on the video?
Speaker 4: So to Sabrina Carpenter, this is a normal.
Speaker 2: Sized desk because she's tiny. You get it. So here's
Speaker 2: a little clip of that. Well, I'm working because I'm
Speaker 2: a singer. Oh it looks so cute. I'm not twisted here.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna laugh, so loften and mom, come, I get
Speaker 3: this voment dream that ex don.
Speaker 2: Walked in and drinking. Yes, all right, thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna check out the full one I saw the dude.
Speaker 3: The only song I know from DOCI is the song
Speaker 3: was like what honey and hell that we played here
Speaker 3: all the time.
Speaker 2: I had no idea.
Speaker 3: Now, okay, very very not safe for work, but you
Speaker 3: should look at Dochie's tiny desk.
Speaker 2: Very it was. I was like, oh my god, it
Speaker 2: was great.
Speaker 3: It's so I'm gonna show you a clip of it,
Speaker 3: not on the radio, because I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't have enough time to edit. I'm looking forward
Speaker 2: to that Swifty.
Speaker 3: Nikki Glazer remembers she's a comedian, but she's obsessed with Swifty.
Speaker 2: She went to twenty two.
Speaker 3: Of Taylor Swift's eras tour shows. Do you know how
Speaker 3: much money she spent to go to these shows? And
Speaker 3: she justified it. She's like, I can spend this much
Speaker 3: because I don't have kids. And even if she did
Speaker 3: have kids, she makes a lot of money.
Speaker 4: So whatever is this with room and board?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she said, with travel expenses.
Speaker 4: Okay, doude, it's got to be at least fifty.
Speaker 2: One hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: My god, Now that's life changing money to some. But
Speaker 3: Nicky Laser is a top comedian, she probably made that much.
Speaker 3: Do in the Tom Brady Roast?
Speaker 2: Honestly?
Speaker 4: Are they friends?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: And this is what was interesting to me.
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is usually like super giving to celebrities and stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm actually surprised, but we don't know.
Speaker 3: I feel like she would have offered her some free
Speaker 3: tickets because she was very open about.
Speaker 2: I mean, she was even here in Minneapolis. She came
Speaker 2: to one of our shows.
Speaker 1: How often can you like, I mean, could you go
Speaker 1: twenty something?
Speaker 4: At one point I wanted.
Speaker 3: To be like, all right, yeah, I don't think I
Speaker 3: need to know that many times done it. I can see, like,
Speaker 3: you know, three or four, I'd go a few. I'd
Speaker 3: go a few for sure. But that is your pop
Speaker 3: culture minute. It's brought to you by Obo, Lesig and Lance.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. I did a little deep dive.
Speaker 3: You'll be surprised to learn how Maria Carrie wrote her
Speaker 3: song All I Want for Christmas is You. It's coming
Speaker 3: up in about seven minutes on Katie w B.
Speaker 2: One oh one point three Katie w B. Why are
Speaker 2: we playing sad music?
Speaker 4: I want a somber vibe. Oh god, this is so sad.
Speaker 2: Don't bring the room down before the holidays.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's more of them. I want people to
Speaker 4: be in tune with their emotions, and I want you
Speaker 4: to really feel this because one thing I learned about you.
Speaker 2: You fall.
Speaker 4: One thing I learned about fallon.
Speaker 3: I don't want you to share it because I share
Speaker 3: a lot of sketchy stuff with you.
Speaker 4: You can peeing under two minutes or just crazy.
Speaker 3: I know you're not supposed to push, but I do
Speaker 3: sometimes that's wild.
Speaker 4: Does it go everywhere?
Speaker 3: Sometimes your stream can go like a little jagged, but no,
Speaker 3: mostly it just goes straight.
Speaker 2: Into the toilet.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's I mean, that's good. It's good. So I
Speaker 4: learned that.
Speaker 1: And I also learned that while is sharing that I
Speaker 1: told you it's the music making you all emotional.
Speaker 4: You up.
Speaker 2: Oh you're even crying right now. I'm my gosh, tearing up.
Speaker 1: One thing I learned is you're also terrible at accepting compliments.
Speaker 4: You're coughl at it. As soon as someone says one thing,
Speaker 4: You're like, yeah, suck.
Speaker 2: You are the same way.
Speaker 1: But I want to let you know, on this day,
Speaker 1: on this Joy's Day, don't do something weird, December twenty
Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty four at two forty eight pm.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this show want to be here.
Speaker 2: Without you, we wouldn't be called the Fallon and Cold.
Speaker 2: So you're right, I would be.
Speaker 1: I was really thinking about this because a lot of
Speaker 1: people say like that it's weird, but a lot of
Speaker 1: people do say, oh my gosh, whatever, love listening, and
Speaker 1: I tell them every time it won't be anything about me.
Speaker 2: It's true meaning without you.
Speaker 1: But for real, what I say is fallin puts in
Speaker 1: eighty percent of the work, and I just kind of
Speaker 1: I'm throw in some ideas and then I just true,
Speaker 1: I say some wild stuff that doesn't even make sense
Speaker 1: half the time.
Speaker 2: Now that part is true, that's the first part is
Speaker 2: not true.
Speaker 1: And then Fallin is the glue that holds it all together.
Speaker 1: So I want to say, because of you, my children
Speaker 1: get to live in a house this winter. Because of
Speaker 1: you get to shop at Trader Joe's and afford groceries.
Speaker 2: I mean, Whole Foods.
Speaker 4: Well, I try that too expensive.
Speaker 2: I can't, dude, you endorse them?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: Rewind rewind rewind.
Speaker 4: Only a whole Whole Foods three sixty five, that's what
Speaker 4: I do.
Speaker 2: I just just heard your commercial from its my guy.
Speaker 4: No, that was the old me.
Speaker 2: Oh right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, because of you, when I look at my Expinity
Speaker 1: bill that I forgot to pay for three months and
Speaker 1: there's an outstanding balance, they say they're going to turn it.
Speaker 4: Off, I can afford that bill.
Speaker 1: So thank you Fallan, Yeah, for putting in the amount
Speaker 1: of effort you do every day and for really making
Speaker 1: my life a lot more happy and laughable.
Speaker 4: Everybody, I don't know what you say. Humorous, humorous and
Speaker 4: everybody house in the Twin Cities who listens. Wow, you
Speaker 4: make you make you make them happy, So I.
Speaker 2: Make everyone's life laughable.
Speaker 4: So don't.
Speaker 6: Quick.
Speaker 2: Did you see her?
Speaker 3: I am so disturbed that you fake but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Thank you? That was kind so you can't even accept
Speaker 2: it serious when you laugh.
Speaker 3: You had a gross, flemy wheeze, and I'm thinking you're
Speaker 3: gonna give me sick for the holidays.
Speaker 2: I'm so annoyed. Merry Christmas, Christmas.
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyways, cool, So yeah that's it.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, Dittoh yeah, oh.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thanks appreciate it.
Speaker 1: We'll also work a little harder so I can afford
Speaker 1: cooler stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fair. That's fair.
Speaker 4: That's all me.
Speaker 2: That's my bad. Okay.
Speaker 3: Arguably everyone's favorite Christmas song. Today's deep dive is on
Speaker 3: All I Want for Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
Speaker 3: on Katie w B. This Motown flavored song has a
Speaker 3: simple message Mariah, She's not concerned about all the paraphernalia
Speaker 3: of Christmas. She just wants to be with her man.
Speaker 3: All I Went for Christmas as You was co written
Speaker 3: and produced by Mariah Carey and Walter Afanasi, who started
Speaker 3: off as Whitney Houston's arranger and is co produced and
Speaker 3: co written many of Carrie's hits, including One Sweet Day
Speaker 3: and Zero. He also won a Grammy in ninety nine
Speaker 3: for co producing Celine Dion's They wrote this song in
Speaker 3: the summer of nineteen ninety four, with him coming up
Speaker 3: with the musical ideas on piano, and she developed the
Speaker 3: melody and the lyrics. They were setting out to write
Speaker 3: an up tempo Christmas track in the style of Phil
Speaker 3: Spector's girl group productions of the sixties.
Speaker 2: They achieved their.
Speaker 3: Goal, creating a very fun and memorable song, but he
Speaker 3: worried it was too basic. He said, it very simple arrangement.
Speaker 3: In fact, it's so simple that at the time I
Speaker 3: thought it was overly simple, and I really didn't like it.
Speaker 3: Music people know it's kind of like a practice interval.
Speaker 3: So keeping that tradition and then the oversimplified melody, I
Speaker 3: guess it actually made it so easily palatable for the
Speaker 3: whole world to go, oh, I can't get that out
Speaker 3: of my head. In her twenty twenty memoir The Meaning
Speaker 3: of Mariah Carey, she recalled being in love with the
Speaker 3: idea of Christmas as a child, but year after year,
Speaker 3: the holiday was ruined by family members who couldn't keep
Speaker 3: the peace for even one day. Still, she conjured the
Speaker 3: image of a perfect Christmas in her mind and revisited
Speaker 3: it when she began to write this song. She said,
Speaker 3: it was from my little girl's spirit and those early
Speaker 3: fantasies of family and friendship that I wrote this song.
Speaker 3: The delicate chimes that begin the song are reminiscent of
Speaker 3: those little wooden toy pianos, like the one from Peanuts.
Speaker 3: She said, I actually did bang out most of the
Speaker 3: song on a cheap little cassio keyboard, but it's the
Speaker 3: feeling I wanted the song to capture. There's a sweetness,
Speaker 3: a clarity, and a purity to it. This song came
Speaker 3: from a childlike space. I wrote it when I was
Speaker 3: twenty two years old, so I wasn't that far away
Speaker 3: from being a child. Carrie hits a lot of Chris
Speaker 3: cliches and the lyrics, including Mistletoe, Santa, Reindeer, and the
Speaker 3: North Pole, but the song's co writer said she created
Speaker 3: a lyric that, probably to this day, is the only
Speaker 3: up tempo Christmas love song. I think people like this
Speaker 3: positive love song because it's interchangeable. Anybody can sing it
Speaker 3: to anybody. It's about everybody, and it can only mean
Speaker 3: one thing, from father to child, or mother to child, or.
Speaker 2: Wife to husband. It's just all I want for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Is you.
Speaker 3: The interesting thing about this song is it's gotten more
Speaker 3: and more popular over the years, and in twenty ten
Speaker 3: it found a whole new audience when a version by
Speaker 3: Big Time Rush made.
Speaker 2: Number one twenty four on the charts.
Speaker 3: The Merry Christmas Album sold three million copies by the
Speaker 3: end of ninety four. It was certified at five million
Speaker 3: in two thousand and three, and it makes it one
Speaker 3: of the best selling Christmas albums ever. Speedway one on
Speaker 3: one point three k d WB with Fallon and Colt.
Speaker 2: All right, we have so many exciting things coming up.
Speaker 3: First of all, your chance to win Craile Experience passes
Speaker 3: with our afterschool pop quiz that's around.
Speaker 2: Like three forty ish.
Speaker 3: But also our secret Santa Gift exchange is coming up
Speaker 3: before the end of the hour. Work excited for that
Speaker 3: because I want to know who drew my name. Cult
Speaker 3: wants to know who.
Speaker 2: Drew his name.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: We're going to come.
Speaker 3: Back and Colt what do we got what is this?
Speaker 3: I'm a little you were trying to explain it to me.
Speaker 3: I'm a little confused.
Speaker 4: I'm something I want you to think about. So you're
Speaker 4: gonna get a lump sum of money, but you have
Speaker 4: to do this one thing for five minutes a day,
Speaker 4: every single day, for the rest of your life. Would
Speaker 4: you do it?
Speaker 2: I'm listening, Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Are you in three minutes? You alone? It's you don't
Speaker 4: have to be found in colts. I don't want you
Speaker 4: to be hasty with this decision.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: You're gonna get one hundred million dollars.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, that's a lot of money.
Speaker 1: You get it right away. You don't get paid out.
Speaker 1: There's just a boom right in a bank account. Okay,
Speaker 1: But there's a contingency every single day for the rest
Speaker 1: of your life. Do you teleport and get dropped into
Speaker 1: a random part of the ocean for five minutes every day?
Speaker 2: That's really inconvenient.
Speaker 1: Any part of the ocean, any ocean, any part of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, but serious question? Yeah, ah am I okay, because
Speaker 3: part of me is like am I in the middle
Speaker 3: of important meetings when it grabs me like how to
Speaker 3: explain to people.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you have one hundred million dollars, you
Speaker 1: can tell people what's going on.
Speaker 3: Oh, I guess I probably wouldn't have a job. I
Speaker 3: would just quit my job. Okay, sorry, bye bye. It's
Speaker 3: just cult in the afternoons.
Speaker 2: Okay. So yeah, I mean, I how could I say
Speaker 2: no if I'm eaten by a shark.
Speaker 3: I'm live in a crazy life until then you give
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 1: One And it's crazy that you think shark is the
Speaker 1: scariest one.
Speaker 3: Hundred million has just dropped into my account period boom.
Speaker 3: Then yeah, because my family would get it, and if
Speaker 3: that's the way I gotta go, that way to go.
Speaker 4: So dumb.
Speaker 2: No, it's not family. Oh my god, what's wrong.
Speaker 3: So you're saying you would say no and keep working
Speaker 3: this job for pennies, Well listen, just because you we
Speaker 3: were afraid maybe a jellyfish and sting.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, no, think about this.
Speaker 1: How sad would be every time you get dropped off
Speaker 1: or every time you like enter the portal to get
Speaker 1: dropped into the ocean, you got to say bye to
Speaker 1: your family that you don't know if you're coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be crazy. They would everyone get over it.
Speaker 3: Eventually, I just like, see uh, Jake, and I'd get
Speaker 3: to the point, like you know, a couple probably even
Speaker 3: kiss me goodbye anymore.
Speaker 2: It's like, see, I feel like I'm on a conference call.
Speaker 3: Can't can't say bye, I'll see you be quite.
Speaker 2: I'm on a conference call.
Speaker 1: I just feel like your family would prefer you over
Speaker 1: any amount of money.
Speaker 3: That's not true. You haven't met my family. My family
Speaker 3: would definitely prefer the money. Number one is such a
Speaker 3: sucker for you.
Speaker 2: I know him.
Speaker 4: He'd like, no a ney fallon.
Speaker 2: How much time do we have?
Speaker 4: We got some time?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna call him right now. He would let
Speaker 2: me go.
Speaker 1: Getting eaten by a shark is probably the least scary
Speaker 1: thing that could happen to you in the ocean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I feel like I could make some Hey,
Speaker 3: you're on the radio, don't cuss, You're right.
Speaker 2: Doesn't care about he sold you. He's just senting in
Speaker 2: that moment.
Speaker 4: So rude, busy. Wait, oh no, I can't hear you.
Speaker 4: I'm counting my money.
Speaker 1: It's like, dude, imagine you get dropped in like something
Speaker 1: off the coast of Antarctica.
Speaker 2: Though that was really I'm a really optimistic person.
Speaker 3: I'm always a glass half full, glass half full person.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking at like I'm making new friends. I'm
Speaker 3: making new discoveries in the ocean. I'm probably getting better
Speaker 3: at swimming, which is cool.
Speaker 4: Well, the cool thing too is for me. I also
Speaker 4: want to be worried about losing weight because the more
Speaker 4: fat I would have, the easier I would float, you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: So I could use that tastier you would look to
Speaker 2: the creature. You got to think about that.
Speaker 3: Boy, Can I grab a noodle like a pool noodle
Speaker 3: each time I go? Because I'm worried about how if
Speaker 3: I can, like paddle for five straight.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's true. Could you would you be able to
Speaker 4: make it through rough waters?
Speaker 3: Even five minutes is like a long time when you're
Speaker 3: just like treading water.
Speaker 2: I'm not buoyant, my boobs are, but I'm not.
Speaker 4: Two three it's not even four seconds. That felt like forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're I'm drowning. Yeah, Sam, let's get the money
Speaker 2: so quick?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So you would do it or not? You didn't really answer.
Speaker 4: I think it would be too scary because you don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just too unpredictable, like what if they drop me
Speaker 1: off in the middle of like a pirate fight or something.
Speaker 4: I'm like you, and I.
Speaker 2: Could not be different.
Speaker 3: I am not someone who like makes crazy life choices.
Speaker 2: I'm not like irrational.
Speaker 3: However, I am a risk taker when it comes to
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: I would not think about it like that.
Speaker 4: Like I give the worst case scenario.
Speaker 1: Imagine you get dropped off next to a polar bear
Speaker 1: floating on a piece of ice in the in the ocean.
Speaker 2: That's the risk you take. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'd rather bike to work.
Speaker 2: I feel like you do bike. You sponters the worst.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Polar bears are so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I love how your husband he's not even
Speaker 1: tegst you back or anything.
Speaker 3: He looks he's not even reading my tip. It's not
Speaker 3: even on red, it's not worried. The phone on the
Speaker 3: car window to day it was like, screwer, I'm dumb.
Speaker 3: We're gonna come back with Today's trending on Katie W.
Speaker 8: Bllen Today's Trending with Felon and Colt on one Katie.
Speaker 3: W b Uh What Up is brought to you by
Speaker 3: nicolay Law dot Com. Uh Party City they're closing nationwide.
Speaker 3: The last ten Minnesota stores are going to disappear and
Speaker 3: they're only remaining open until the end of February.
Speaker 2: It's so sad.
Speaker 3: Now realistically, the main reason I still go to Party
Speaker 3: City balloons, Right, you need balloons for different events. I
Speaker 3: stop in there, I grab balloons. But it's a bummer.
Speaker 3: That's a bummer.
Speaker 1: Uh, welcome me to save Party City, like Flavor Flave
Speaker 1: sweep In, save Red Lobster.
Speaker 3: They they basically the like CEO said, it's really important
Speaker 3: for you to know that we've done everything possible we
Speaker 3: could to try to avoid this outcome. Unfortunately, it's necessary
Speaker 3: to commence, and when a wind down process immediately.
Speaker 1: So does just Amazon. Is that what it is? Is
Speaker 1: that how I been back? Meond like disappeared as well.
Speaker 3: Amazon's the reason a lot of businesses have disappeared.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean someone sent me a Christmas gift today and
Speaker 3: they were like long lived brick and mortar, and I
Speaker 3: was like, true, I mean I try to promote local things,
Speaker 3: but I also definitely post links for Amazon things I
Speaker 3: find because there is the convenience that goes along with it.
Speaker 3: But then you feel guilt It's an interesting world because
Speaker 3: you feel guilt. You want us to support brick and
Speaker 3: mortar stores, but let's be honest. A lot of time
Speaker 3: you go to a brick and mortar store and you're like,
Speaker 3: I know I can get this, not everything, but certain
Speaker 3: things cheaper on Amazon, and then you're toorn.
Speaker 2: You're guilt.
Speaker 3: You feel so guilty because you're like, I want to
Speaker 3: think about my own pocket, but I also want to
Speaker 3: support this local store. It's an interesting world we live in,
Speaker 3: but I'm going to guess yes, Amazon is probably the
Speaker 3: top reason Party City is going out of business.
Speaker 4: Do you know what store will never go out of
Speaker 4: business because it's just so unique.
Speaker 2: It depends on what you say, if I believe you
Speaker 2: or not?
Speaker 4: The General Store? Like, is it in Minnetonka? You know
Speaker 4: what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: That's great, dude, Yes, me an endorsement. I want free stuff.
Speaker 1: You have awesome things.
Speaker 3: Okay, Christmas, it's National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day, so some
Speaker 3: people will hate them, but if you love them, today
Speaker 3: is your day.
Speaker 2: Celebrate girl.
Speaker 3: I went and bought a bunch of pants today because
Speaker 3: I want to have matching like PJ.
Speaker 2: Pants with my family.
Speaker 4: Those are pajamas.
Speaker 2: No, no, I want to Yes, they're pajamas.
Speaker 4: The foundain pajamas.
Speaker 3: Today I was in leggings and I changed in these
Speaker 3: because I'm going on a Christmas lights tour with my
Speaker 3: neighbor later and you have to wear Christmas pajamas and
Speaker 3: I don't have time between my show and this Christmas
Speaker 3: light tour. Change should I change pajamas? You cut off
Speaker 3: the reason I'm talking about this. I bought matching pajama
Speaker 3: pants for my whole family, and when I got to
Speaker 3: work and put them on, I realized about men's pants,
Speaker 3: there's like the pea whole button.
Speaker 2: My pants not.
Speaker 3: As easy for me to have easy access. It's actually
Speaker 3: easier for me to pull them down for me to go.
Speaker 3: So I could I could? They say that today, Saturday
Speaker 3: and Sunday are the busiest shopping days of the year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, duh, duh, get us.
Speaker 4: Why I went this morning at seven am?
Speaker 3: Speaking of we do have our Secret Santa Exchange coming up.
Speaker 3: We're gonna come back and we're gonna do our after
Speaker 3: school pop quiz and then our Secret Santa Exchange.
Speaker 2: Cold night. Each drew a name. We didn't say who
Speaker 2: we drew, but we could not.
Speaker 4: Draw ourselves the person I'm gifting, though, I hope you're not.
Speaker 2: Why you say your I hope they're not, don't spoil it.
Speaker 2: I don't know who drew my name.
Speaker 4: I'm not saying I didn't put effort into it.
Speaker 3: But the reason you're the in fact that you're even
Speaker 3: saying that tells me you didn't put.
Speaker 2: Effort into it. We'll find out, all right, we'll find out.
Speaker 2: We're gonna come back.
Speaker 3: Your chance when Creole Experience passes with our after School
Speaker 3: Pop Quiz and Secret Stanta Exchange on KATIEWB one oh
Speaker 3: one point three kd WB, our final after school pop
Speaker 3: Quiz of the Year, we'll come back in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll spruce it up.
Speaker 4: Probably won't spruce it up and juice it up.
Speaker 2: Nope.
Speaker 3: Your chance to win a pair of Crayle Experience passes
Speaker 3: over at Mall of America.
Speaker 2: You can call right now to play.
Speaker 3: We need two people six five, one, nine, eight nine KATIEWB.
Speaker 3: And what we do is we ask you trivia questions.
Speaker 3: Whoever gets the most out of three correct wins. And
Speaker 3: it's very exciting because it proves to your family and
Speaker 3: friends that you earned that college degree or didn't.
Speaker 2: By the way, I have a college degree and don't
Speaker 2: know if I would know.
Speaker 1: How of the answers, Well, there's a lot of pressure
Speaker 1: when you hear the music and it's like you're the
Speaker 1: magic against somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hi, katyw B. What's your name?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 2: This is Arian and all the Arian. It's been a minute.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 6: I was like, I'll try.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's your time, it's your try. Okay, Le describe
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Speaker 2: Lindsay Lindsay.
Speaker 3: Okay, we have Lindsay and Arian playing today. We're going
Speaker 3: to ask you trivia. If you know the answer, chime
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Speaker 3: out of three wins.
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Question number one, what is James Bond's preferred drink of choice?
Speaker 2: Lindy, Yes, Lindsay, Martini. That's right. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I would have known that.
Speaker 3: Question number two, what is sour kraut made out of?
Speaker 2: Oh, Lindsay, Yes, Lindsay the cabbage.
Speaker 3: That's right, it's cabbage, just like that by default, Lindsay
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Speaker 2: Thank you for playing.
Speaker 3: Lindsay you got a pair of Crayola Experience passes over
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Speaker 3: We'll be back in the new year with more chances
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Speaker 2: We're gonna come back with our Secret standa Exchange on
Speaker 2: kd WB.
Speaker 3: One oh one point three kd WB with Balan and Culture.
Speaker 3: We play some Christmas music. Okay, So, about a month
Speaker 3: ago after Thanksgiving, we drew names for our first annual
Speaker 3: secretsta here on the Fallon and Colt Show. The rule
Speaker 3: was you couldn't draw your own name, you could not
Speaker 3: share what name you did draw, and the spending limit
Speaker 3: was five dollars. That's right, baby, five dollars. So the
Speaker 3: time has come, is it? Okay?
Speaker 2: If I go first?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, who did you get this? Here?
Speaker 2: I drew you cult No stop, I know, I know.
Speaker 4: I know you.
Speaker 1: You don't listen to the rules. You definitely spend over
Speaker 1: five dollars.
Speaker 2: No, I spent exactly five dollars.
Speaker 4: Guy, he's getting a dinner.
Speaker 3: And there might have been tax it might have been taxed,
Speaker 3: but I absolutely spent five dollars. Okay, okay, And there's
Speaker 3: a reason I was.
Speaker 4: So nicely wrapped.
Speaker 3: There's a reason I chose this. So one thing you
Speaker 3: said you were hoping to.
Speaker 2: Do more of.
Speaker 4: Oh no, this is thoughtful.
Speaker 2: Was you were saying, Okay, go ahead and open it.
Speaker 1: I just want to let everybody know the wrapping paper
Speaker 1: or the bag it's in probably costs more.
Speaker 4: Than five dollars. It's probably cost more than the gift.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: I regifted that back. That was a backup.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got you a book, no way, And because
Speaker 3: Colt said he wants to read more in twenty twenty five,
Speaker 3: and the book says stress free Productivity because you're always
Speaker 3: the thing I like about you cult is you're always
Speaker 3: like working hard to grow as a person and learn,
Speaker 3: and so I thought that might be helpful for you
Speaker 3: because I know you get stressed sometimes and we obviously
Speaker 3: have a really creative job. So I thought I saw
Speaker 3: stress Free Productivity book, and I thought this will be
Speaker 3: great for Colt. So anyway, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: Okay, this this is so thoughtful.
Speaker 2: Did you draw? Whose name did you draw?
Speaker 4: I got your name?
Speaker 2: Oh, I got your name? Okay, And.
Speaker 4: It's not wrapped.
Speaker 3: That's okay, because it was a five dollars limit. I'm
Speaker 3: not upset that it isn't wrapped.
Speaker 4: And I got you two gifts.
Speaker 1: Oh, because I know you like eye Coke and Reese's
Speaker 1: Peanut buttercups. I got you that just pulled out on
Speaker 1: my backpack. I know you like drinking DC's.
Speaker 2: And eating not even a cold diet coke? How long.
Speaker 1: Back since seven thirty this morning when I got out
Speaker 1: a target, you didn't even put it.
Speaker 2: In the fridge when you got to work. I do, uh,
Speaker 2: you know what I.
Speaker 3: Am focusing on being grateful you. I do love Reese's Cups.
Speaker 3: That is very thoughtful, and I do we both love
Speaker 3: d C's.
Speaker 1: Thank you cold because I know you just lot Yeah,
Speaker 1: you like the liquids.
Speaker 3: I will say my favorite candy is peanut butter m
Speaker 3: and MS, followed by Snickers than maybe twigs.
Speaker 1: But this book, but this is a very thoughtful book
Speaker 1: and I will be reading it over my break and
Speaker 1: hopefully you eat.
Speaker 4: You can enjoy that. The beverage and that treat.
Speaker 2: It was five dollars. It's hard to get creative.
Speaker 3: It's actually worse when it's when people try to like
Speaker 3: make a gift. I would way rather have to spend
Speaker 3: five dollars on a gift than.
Speaker 2: Make a gift.
Speaker 4: I probably could have put in some more effort.
Speaker 3: It does feel like you just went to the checkout lane,
Speaker 3: like you didn't even go into the store, like you
Speaker 3: quickly went in to the checkout light and just grabbed
Speaker 3: two things.
Speaker 1: But and also those two things, there's something I could
Speaker 1: have gotten out of the vending machine at work as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and honestly, it wouldn't have been five dollars now
Speaker 3: that I think about it. A single diet coke and
Speaker 3: a bottle and a Reces candy bar is about three dollars.
Speaker 2: So you did you?
Speaker 6: Hold on?
Speaker 2: Did you go under the limit when we owe me
Speaker 2: my dollar limit? Yeah? Yeah, you are oh cheap. I've
Speaker 2: never in my life been a cheaper person, Mary Chrysler.
Speaker 2: I mean, I still love it, but holy snike.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, well I'm gonna try it next. You have
Speaker 1: have an opportunity to redeem myself next year. What God
Speaker 1: willing if I chose jobs next year? Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I'm gonna draw you next year. The book
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 3: One oh one point three k d WB with Fallon
Speaker 3: and cult MABESTI just exchanged our secret Santa gifts and
Speaker 3: feel in Hi, but got a diet coke and Rece's
Speaker 3: seat of Reese's cups for the actually need snacks for
Speaker 3: the road later, so that'd be great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: I got a very nice book about relieving stress and.
Speaker 4: What was it about again? And productivity and productivity.
Speaker 2: Yes, we're gonna.
Speaker 3: Come back and play our final round of radio s
Speaker 3: categories of the year. So when we come back on
Speaker 3: one O one point three k d w B one
Speaker 3: O one point three KTEWB with Fallon and cult and
Speaker 3: guess what we we begged? We pleaded, We said, please,
Speaker 3: as a Christmas miracle for the Twin Cities, would you
Speaker 3: come join our show? We said this to so I
Speaker 3: would would you? We would pull the microphone over. I
Speaker 3: feel like, would you consider.
Speaker 2: You're a talking I was wondering. I was like, something
Speaker 2: doesn't feel right.
Speaker 3: He's a microphone here at the radio station. Would you
Speaker 3: consider yourself a friend of the show at this point?
Speaker 9: I would consider myself a BFF A BFF ots Did
Speaker 9: I do that right?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I think a best friend forever of
Speaker 2: the show. I so did get out of here? You
Speaker 2: did I concur So this is Dylan Michael White. Why
Speaker 2: do you say the middle name because it's.
Speaker 3: Annoying and I am major annoying my whole life, so
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna stop now.
Speaker 2: A lot of people know him. He has the internet.
Speaker 3: Fame of dad chats and on TikTok. But you are
Speaker 3: Dylan Michael White on Instagram.
Speaker 9: I am at the airport and we got home from
Speaker 9: our miserable road trip last week. That was actually a
Speaker 9: lot of fun. But my my son thin is really
Speaker 9: funny because he knows how much annoys me. He's six,
Speaker 9: call me daddy, which I I de spies.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure calls you that too.
Speaker 9: I do messages. And he was screaming in the airport.
Speaker 9: It's like five am. We haven't slept right and he's
Speaker 9: just screaming daddy, daddy, and everyone's like, what is going on.
Speaker 9: I'm like, we gotta find that kid's parent.
Speaker 2: Lose a child.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: This is one of the crazier things because they say
Speaker 3: when you go on vacation with kids, it's not vacation,
Speaker 3: it's a trip.
Speaker 2: You went across the country. Which how many children do
Speaker 2: you have? Four? Four children? And what are your ages?
Speaker 9: For a second, yeah, eight six two, and then like
Speaker 9: a borderline newborn for.
Speaker 2: Line new board and really fun.
Speaker 3: You had a great idea, you said, why would we
Speaker 3: fly back in a matter of four hours when we could.
Speaker 9: Here's the thing, we don't really ever go on vacation,
Speaker 9: so we were just really excited to be on there.
Speaker 9: It was really fun. But it always one of these
Speaker 9: I've noticed is especially with like multiple kids, it takes
Speaker 9: a couple of days to really get used to the
Speaker 9: fact that you're on vacation. Yes, so the first couple
Speaker 9: days end up being kind of stressful, right, and so
Speaker 9: once we get into the group like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 9: this is actually really fun, then you have to leave
Speaker 9: and you're like.
Speaker 2: Well that's no fun. Absolutely.
Speaker 9: That happened to coincide at the same time with Friday
Speaker 9: morning we're to fly out of Seattle, and both my
Speaker 9: two younger ones had fevers. Oh now, and like it
Speaker 9: just kind of looked like they were in pain. We
Speaker 9: put them on a plane for three and a half hours.
Speaker 9: That's gonna be miserable for everyone involved. So I had
Speaker 9: the really bright ideas in my dad mode to be like,
Speaker 9: what if we just drove.
Speaker 2: Sounds awful. Well, here's the thing.
Speaker 9: In theory, it sounded it sounded great to me at
Speaker 9: least because I hadn't done my research yet. So I
Speaker 9: hadn't done my research to figure out that not only
Speaker 9: was it a twenty four hour drive, but it turns
Speaker 9: out the drive from Seattle to Minnesota is like eighty
Speaker 9: percent mountains and it's December.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm comfortable.
Speaker 9: Driving in the snow here because I know that off
Speaker 9: to my right or left is not you know, a
Speaker 9: black hole cosm of sea and ocean potentially correct those
Speaker 9: roads from Seattle to we only made it to Montana
Speaker 9: before we were you know, caught in a Cornett McCarthy novel.
Speaker 9: But by the time that we like got to Montana,
Speaker 9: like those roads are you have no idea what's going on?
Speaker 2: It's pitch black. There's no lights right anywhere. No, why
Speaker 2: would we have a street light right now? That's crazy.
Speaker 9: The only lights you see when you're up in these
Speaker 9: mountains are the ones that are flashing that are like,
Speaker 9: don't be driving right now.
Speaker 2: You're like, well, it's too late if I see that
Speaker 2: kind of a guiding beacon now And actually.
Speaker 9: Told me this seven and a half hours ago, yeah,
Speaker 9: and it's so bad that there's there's highways there where
Speaker 9: they have you know, railroad crossings. Wait, where they have
Speaker 9: those things down, they will like close off highways. Oh great,
Speaker 9: like they'll close off.
Speaker 2: The mountain roads when it gets too bad.
Speaker 9: And I swear Suzanne didn't see this, but I could
Speaker 9: have sworn as we were driving on ninety at one point,
Speaker 9: like we passed one and I could swear after we
Speaker 9: passed it that it lowered, that for sure, but it
Speaker 9: looked it might have been a fever dream.
Speaker 3: I assume the road conditions were rough, but the children
Speaker 3: and everything easy, greasy, making it, making it peaceful.
Speaker 2: Actually, they did really well.
Speaker 9: Okay, that's good that the newborn, well I say newborn,
Speaker 9: he's five months. He did not do awesome because at
Speaker 9: a certain point he just was tired of being in
Speaker 9: his car seat. We end up taking we ended up
Speaker 9: taking us a six twenty red flight out of Billings, Montana.
Speaker 3: Because the final straw, yeah that you were like, we
Speaker 3: had we looked hire the car.
Speaker 2: We made it.
Speaker 9: We made it to Bozeman, and at that point we've
Speaker 9: been in the car for a combined probably fifteen hours.
Speaker 2: And if we're new Google maps. We traveled for five.
Speaker 9: So and then we heard that there was supposed to
Speaker 9: be an ice storm that was coming all through North
Speaker 9: Dakota in exact way that we were going. And already,
Speaker 9: like it's a twenty four hour drive if you're going
Speaker 9: to the average to be a limit of seventy miles
Speaker 9: per hour, we were going thirty maybe the entire way
Speaker 9: and taking one hundred and.
Speaker 2: Five bathroom breaks.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So it was basically we either we either fly
Speaker 9: out on like the last NonStop flight available, or we
Speaker 9: ended up getting stuck here until you.
Speaker 2: Know, Tuesday or Wednesday.
Speaker 9: In retrospect, I kind of wish we had just gotten
Speaker 9: stuck because my five month old has not slept since
Speaker 9: we got back because he was so thrown off I
Speaker 9: think all nighter. My other kids were just they were
Speaker 9: so feverishly uh not aware of what was going on.
Speaker 9: They were like hallucinating, and they were so fun that
Speaker 9: brings them entertainment at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were great.
Speaker 9: My two year old, I thought was going to have
Speaker 9: a miserable flight instead the whole time she just sat
Speaker 9: next to me in the flight back, just kept rubbing
Speaker 9: my arm and going, I love you, dada.
Speaker 2: Oh this nice. We're only taking red eye flights for
Speaker 2: the rest.
Speaker 4: Of yeah, silver lining.
Speaker 1: I'm surprised. I would have just gotten an apartment in
Speaker 1: Seattle and chess live there for yeah, for the winter
Speaker 1: and maybe come back.
Speaker 11: I would take that person would have squatted like you
Speaker 11: did last right, not on not on the.
Speaker 3: Ri radio obviously, or you're down and you're you're gonna
Speaker 3: play little radio categories with us when we come back, correct?
Speaker 2: Is it playing if you're guaranteed to win at this point?
Speaker 2: You know on this one is I'm not confident about
Speaker 2: anything in my life.
Speaker 4: So but this is it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna come back and play radios categories with dead
Speaker 3: chat still in Michael White obviously in five minutes on
Speaker 3: one O one point three k d W beats Rana
Speaker 3: Carpenter bed KEMP one O one point three k d
Speaker 3: W B with Fallon and cult and here we go.
Speaker 2: Michael Dad chats Onto.
Speaker 3: If you haven't, if you don't follow him, go to
Speaker 3: yourself a favor.
Speaker 2: Go follow him. He's a hilarious guy, has great stories.
Speaker 3: She's you share kind of little peaks into the world
Speaker 3: of being a parent without exposing your children. Me I'm
Speaker 3: selling photos left and right, endorsements of my chillen. That
Speaker 3: sounds weird. That's not what I meant, you know what
Speaker 3: I'm saying, Like, there's with my kids radio now, Yeah
Speaker 3: it is. That's that's lives forever.
Speaker 2: I've learned.
Speaker 3: But we are going to do radio s categories cult,
Speaker 3: it's been a host today?
Speaker 2: Are we doing a theme going on? I see you again? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This is this is a risk a Christmas theme categories.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that means. I don't know that
Speaker 2: he agreed that.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 2: He's a pretty PG.
Speaker 4: It's not super ritten.
Speaker 2: The fifth.
Speaker 4: All of them good, they're fun, they're cheeky.
Speaker 2: Oh so blue have you to say?
Speaker 9: Okay, I don't think cheeky and risk that we're supposed
Speaker 9: to go in the same paragraph.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's something Bond told me. Actually, listen, I
Speaker 1: think d m up should go first.
Speaker 2: You goname, Chalice, go one.
Speaker 1: Nobody loves you? Okay, Lee, Okay, So we have ten categories.
Speaker 1: Your letter today is b Okay, you have a minute
Speaker 1: to roll through these and your time starts now. Awkward
Speaker 1: gifts to get from your boss, birthday suits, inappropriate things
Speaker 1: to wear at a Christmas party?
Speaker 9: Oh my gosh a banana hammock.
Speaker 4: Oh My, things you regret saying to.
Speaker 1: Santa Bye Felicia, risk a Christmas songs, Uh baby got back? Dang,
Speaker 1: Awkward family moments during the Holly Days, risk gifts that
Speaker 1: shouldn't be regifted, balloons, things that could have ruined Christmas morning,
Speaker 1: bad presence, naughty things on Santa's list, bikinis, embarrassing holiday
Speaker 1: party stories.
Speaker 2: Blue and alcohol level above normal all.
Speaker 4: Right, and things that might happen under the mistletoe.
Speaker 2: Chicken.
Speaker 4: Wo wow, dang, that was crazy. That was why.
Speaker 11: I don't know how you're gonna spell that last one.
Speaker 11: But I don't even know about that that I will say.
Speaker 1: And you don't even need any more confidence because you
Speaker 1: just crushed any every time you come in here.
Speaker 4: It that might be the best round. Wow, I haven't
Speaker 4: part of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I have that on tape. You do.
Speaker 1: We'll see how Fallon does next in six minutes with
Speaker 1: radios categories.
Speaker 3: One on one point three k d w B with
Speaker 3: Fallon and Cult and our special guests are Bestie of
Speaker 3: the show, Dad chats on TikTok.
Speaker 2: I'll just call you Dylan.
Speaker 3: Okay, what's a little confusing about that? Is my stepson's
Speaker 3: name is Dylan, so I have to be very clear.
Speaker 2: You are not my step son. My middle name is Fallon.
Speaker 9: Actually, oh my god, oh I've heard that it's actually
Speaker 9: Dylan Michael Fallon White.
Speaker 2: That's a long name, and I'm your parents are ridiculous. Okay.
Speaker 2: I heard a lot of celebrations happening when you had
Speaker 2: your first on radios category I'm not good, I feel good? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what was it? You said?
Speaker 1: The best you've ever We've done a lot of these,
Speaker 1: and I think that was the best round I've ever
Speaker 1: experienced in hosting. And I don't even know if you
Speaker 1: should try that's real.
Speaker 3: I think it's rude before the holidays, tell me not
Speaker 3: to try number one.
Speaker 2: Number two.
Speaker 3: I would like to make a request because there's something
Speaker 3: that you've been doing lately.
Speaker 2: Oh no, let's hear it.
Speaker 3: He spends too long reacting to an answer and figuring
Speaker 3: out what the next question is, and he.
Speaker 2: Wastes my time strategy against me. I pay him good
Speaker 2: money for that coffee shout out.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you he did dylim to bring his
Speaker 3: coffees today? I have had a coffee, a diet coke,
Speaker 3: and now a coffee I haven't had a sip of water.
Speaker 2: My body is shut down, my body is not well.
Speaker 2: I'm not prepared for this round at all. A cough
Speaker 2: around our guest he has four children.
Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. You have a minute to roll
Speaker 1: through these ten categories. Your letter is B and your
Speaker 1: time starts now. Awkward gifts to get from your boss
Speaker 1: BB gun, inappropriate things.
Speaker 2: To wear to a Christmas party, ballgag.
Speaker 4: Things you to regret saying to Santa.
Speaker 2: Uh, be better?
Speaker 4: Whoa risk a Christmas songs?
Speaker 3: Blue Chris, No, that's not what risk a Christmas songs? Yep,
Speaker 3: baby is called outside go.
Speaker 4: Awkward family moments during the holidays.
Speaker 2: Brother brothers, Nope, skip.
Speaker 4: I don't know all right.
Speaker 2: Number six gifts, Yeah, we'll do that one.
Speaker 10: Gifts that shouldn't be regifted A belly ring, things that
Speaker 10: could ruin Christmas morning, bad attitudes.
Speaker 4: Oh, naughty things on Santa's list.
Speaker 3: Oh, so uncomfortable. I don't know what to say.
Speaker 2: Skip.
Speaker 4: Embarrassing holiday party stories.
Speaker 2: Brad groped me.
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, things that might happen under the missiletee.
Speaker 3: Brad, I know, I don't know. I'm so uncomfortable with
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: Let's go back to number eight naughty things on Santa's list.
Speaker 1: You have five seconds.
Speaker 2: You got this.
Speaker 3: I can't say it, just say it whispread, can't say it, sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can't give me that you said it all right? Well, well,
Speaker 2: the gutter answers were so good.
Speaker 11: I'm in the you were dominating that first half, and
Speaker 11: then you got uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: Because I'm gonna be honest with you. You have such a
Speaker 3: wholesome vibe to you on the TikTok and I am
Speaker 3: the exact I'm the trailer version of you, and I
Speaker 3: don't feel like it could be my true Phil Sell.
Speaker 2: You might have still the theme songs. That's no see,
Speaker 2: I was gonna go inappropriate to.
Speaker 3: Get I was gonna say that's the song I lost.
Speaker 2: That's too far, but it'd be funny, right and I.
Speaker 4: Joe be awesome. Yeah, sounds a good time.
Speaker 1: Okay, We're gonna go through these Dylan awkward gifts to
Speaker 1: get from your boss. You said birthday suits, all said
Speaker 1: inappropriate things to wear to a Christmas party. Don't said
Speaker 1: banana hammock balon, had ballgag things you'd regret saying to Santa.
Speaker 1: Dylan had a Felicia, Oh day no, be better was
Speaker 1: so good? Thank you better?
Speaker 4: Two points for falling like you other than this point.
Speaker 2: That you're gonna be like thirty did you give me
Speaker 2: bb guns two points? Thank you so much?
Speaker 1: Need Oh is it two points you think about? I
Speaker 1: guess that does make sense because the period be.
Speaker 2: That was so good. God offs here.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, awkward family moments during the holidays.
Speaker 2: Now, what did you say? You said?
Speaker 9: Brisk? Yeah, like brisk. You're just having a brisk during
Speaker 9: the holidays.
Speaker 4: I'll accept it.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that is? Caled Nope, I didn't
Speaker 2: think you did. I didn't think you did. His reaction
Speaker 2: when I said it was like, yeah, you said brother
Speaker 2: is kissing?
Speaker 4: Or what did you?
Speaker 3: I never said, but you did start with brothers.
Speaker 2: If you had said brothers burping, that would have been great.
Speaker 4: That's why he's beating you.
Speaker 2: Shut up. I'm sorry. I'm losing up to this point,
Speaker 2: she's beating me by I think, don't worry.
Speaker 1: It's her gifts that shouldn't be regifted. Dylan balloons fallin
Speaker 1: belly ring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's also good.
Speaker 4: Dirty so dirty things that could ruin Christmas morning, we
Speaker 4: had bad presence for Dylan, bad attitude for fallin.
Speaker 2: If it would have been you the way I have
Speaker 2: a feeling, if it.
Speaker 3: Would have been you, I would have said uncle Eddie,
Speaker 3: because he did ruin one of our Christmases when he
Speaker 3: got too drunk and my mom had to pick him
Speaker 3: up before my aunt Kathy called the police on him
Speaker 3: and we had to be quiet when we opened presents
Speaker 3: in the morning.
Speaker 2: She just got arrested. A lot of family stories.
Speaker 3: Here, tell me about Brad's actually worse than mine.
Speaker 1: Naughty things on Santa's List, Dylan, you had bikini love.
Speaker 10: It Balance Journey, Sanna, What were you going to say
Speaker 10: you had something.
Speaker 2: You were on I'm absolutely never gonna say it on
Speaker 2: the radio.
Speaker 9: Math No, I'll tell everyone, never ever say those word.
Speaker 1: Everything you're saying cannot be as bad as what you're
Speaker 1: gonna say for.
Speaker 4: This, go on, okay.
Speaker 1: Number nine, it was really bad embarrassing holiday party stories.
Speaker 1: Dylan had blowing above the alcohol limit. Fallon, You had
Speaker 1: Brad broke me.
Speaker 11: That was cool, Move on, he's an old coworker.
Speaker 1: Number ten, things that might happen under the missiletoe about to.
Speaker 4: Go wow and fallen. You had big old.
Speaker 3: Nothing that feels like it didn't need to be worded
Speaker 3: that way.
Speaker 4: Now it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I think tie I did not win. I know that.
Speaker 1: I mean, if if we were going so I believe anything, Look,
Speaker 1: if the tiebreaker was who spent the least amount of time,
Speaker 1: it would go to you.
Speaker 4: But I don't think that's a rule. So it's a
Speaker 4: tie nine to nine.
Speaker 2: Does that mean we need a lightning ROUNDE?
Speaker 3: That means I get to we get to have an
Speaker 3: arm wrestling situation, and I get.
Speaker 2: To this is radio, right, I forget what I do
Speaker 2: for a living.
Speaker 3: Yes, No, I think it is by default I win
Speaker 3: because it's just ladies.
Speaker 11: First, Okay, I support that, all right. I'm on board
Speaker 11: that you can see.
Speaker 4: Then you congratulations if you can accept that win.
Speaker 3: I'm the worst loser and I'd be even worst winner.
Speaker 8: So it's the pop Culture Minute with Sellon and.
Speaker 2: Cult On one on one point three d w B.
Speaker 3: I Love a Tiny Desk performance, by the way, brought
Speaker 3: to you by Ovo Lasik and lynz So Sabredda Carpenter
Speaker 3: is the final little Tiny Desk performance of the year.
Speaker 2: Perfect choice the tiniest outfit.
Speaker 3: As the first comment said on the post, this is
Speaker 3: not a tiny.
Speaker 2: Desk for her.
Speaker 3: This is just a regular sized desk because she's a
Speaker 3: tiny person.
Speaker 2: You see so good. Here's a clip of her performance. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm working because I'm mis singer. Oh it looks so
Speaker 2: cute and not twisted. I'm gonna laugh so often. And
Speaker 2: oh my, get this ball.
Speaker 9: And I.
Speaker 2: Walked in and drinking so good. It's so good.
Speaker 4: I didn't know the song could get even better.
Speaker 3: It is super good. I made the comment earlier. I
Speaker 3: happened upon the DOCI Small Desk. The only song I
Speaker 3: know from DOCI is well, Moly Jel Wilson right, and I'll.
Speaker 2: Be honest that song I got, I got.
Speaker 3: I got sick of it. I got sick of the
Speaker 3: Guy's a great song, but I got sick of it.
Speaker 3: I could not even play one second of the dough
Speaker 3: Chi Small Desk.
Speaker 2: It is so adult, it is so good.
Speaker 3: It is so I had no idea even like Kendrick,
Speaker 3: He's like she goes she's like the hardest out there
Speaker 3: in the game right now. So like, if you get
Speaker 3: a chance to check it out, it was it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: The level of confidence too, just like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: you believe every word You're saying that's crazy.
Speaker 4: She's so good.
Speaker 3: I always thought I was a fast talker. I don't
Speaker 3: think I could do it. I think i'd stumble on
Speaker 3: some words there.
Speaker 4: I think I'll be surprised.
Speaker 2: Should I try? Should I try to be like a
Speaker 2: legit rapper?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Too, so so much usually say such hertful things. You're
Speaker 3: really Oh you're looking for more Christmas presents? Okay, not happening.
Speaker 2: John Mayer proves he is rich.
Speaker 3: He officially purchased the Jim Henson Studio a lot for.
Speaker 2: Over forty millie millie.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: The thing is like they have a recording studio on there.
Speaker 3: That's what he's like taken over. But he is still
Speaker 3: gonna like hopefully keep the staff there, keep things very
Speaker 3: much the same. That's a huge recording studio. That's like
Speaker 3: where though we are the world that came together, so
Speaker 3: very well known studio. Kelly Clarkson throwing some shade at
Speaker 3: her acts. I remember her ex Brandon not a chill guy.
Speaker 3: He is he was, he's not do He did not
Speaker 3: treat her well. So she's promoting her new Christmas album.
Speaker 3: She puts out like a little companion video and it
Speaker 3: has stockings hung by the chimney with her name Mom,
Speaker 3: her kid's name River, how other kid Remy and then
Speaker 3: just a.
Speaker 2: Nope, nope, maybe a laugh. It's like it's like a
Speaker 2: little shade there. I support it.
Speaker 4: Did you know?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, what she gives him forty five thousand dollars
Speaker 1: a month in child support?
Speaker 2: Oh, child sport.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say the spousal support ended in January.
Speaker 2: You can't do on top of the child sport.
Speaker 3: But she did get like the Montana home, but that
Speaker 3: she didn't dude, trust me. Remember this is the guy
Speaker 3: that was like, you should not try out for their voice,
Speaker 3: you're not hot enough.
Speaker 2: And on the voice, he's a garbage person.
Speaker 3: Rihanna is proving that she is bougie but also just
Speaker 3: like a regular soccer mom. She's introduced a hot new
Speaker 3: snack which I'm going to introduce to Dad Chats because
Speaker 3: I think that he and Mom Chats should because they
Speaker 3: do snacks when they share their videos on TikTok. It
Speaker 3: is chicken McNuggets with caviar, and so it is a
Speaker 3: perfect little like bougie but soccer mom snack, and she's
Speaker 3: saying it's great. So I'm just throwing it out there
Speaker 3: at the next soccer game, you guys can try that out.
Speaker 3: And how much money did comedian Nikki Glazer spend going
Speaker 3: to twenty two of the Era's tour shows.
Speaker 4: Now, I know she's balling, but this number threw me up.
Speaker 3: But she said, you know, she said, she goes. I
Speaker 3: don't have kids. I spend the money on what I want.
Speaker 2: I'm like, absolutely one.
Speaker 3: Hundred thousand dollars that includes travel expenses twenty two shows.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, I'm like Taylor, Taylor not throw her.
Speaker 3: Maybe Taylor to give.
Speaker 2: And here's what.
Speaker 3: There's no way Taylor gave her free tickets though, because
Speaker 3: she was sitting amongst US commoners like she was at
Speaker 3: one of the Minneapolis shows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like you almost.
Speaker 1: I know you can't buy friendship, but at some point
Speaker 1: it's like Taylor has to go to dinner with her.
Speaker 4: I mean, I just like that much.
Speaker 2: Ride or die like you gotta.
Speaker 3: I think Taylor kis wine or something there. I don't
Speaker 3: think shows at all, right.
Speaker 2: I don't think she owns owes like a low coffee
Speaker 2: sash either.
Speaker 3: So that is your pop culture minute, Like I said,
Speaker 3: brought to you by Ovo Lesigan Lenz, Oh my God,
Speaker 3: Sabranda Carpenter in the Flesh.
Speaker 2: We're gonna come back.
Speaker 3: We're gonna do a little Christmas karaoke. Roulette's should be
Speaker 3: terrible one on one point three k d w B
Speaker 3: with Fallon and Cult. Oh little Christmas song. Okay, so
Speaker 3: we thought we would do just something, a little unhinged
Speaker 3: Christmas karaoke Roulette. Uh, this is where we will draw
Speaker 3: a random Christmas song, a very well known song that
Speaker 3: you know and we know, but we have to sing
Speaker 3: it in a different genre.
Speaker 4: So we have different instrumentals from different genres.
Speaker 2: So I will draw. I guess first.
Speaker 4: Okay, you draw first.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I drew the song Silent Night. Okay, genre,
Speaker 3: I know that, but I'm actually worried. I'm gonna pull
Speaker 3: up the lyrics really quick because I'm afraid that like
Speaker 3: land Night and okay, got it and then my great
Speaker 3: yeah metal, I can't do this in my throat right
Speaker 3: before the holidays.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, okay, okay, let's see if you let's
Speaker 11: see you got this?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Silent Holy not all? Is call all this right? Brown,
Speaker 2: Your Virgin Mother with child, Sleep Heaven, the books Sleep
Speaker 2: Heaven the books. I'm done.
Speaker 11: Good wait good, Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That was wild, the perfect song for it.
Speaker 3: But now my voice is racked, racked. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: try and top it. Boy, what's okay? You gotta draw
Speaker 3: a song.
Speaker 4: Santa Claus is coming to town.
Speaker 2: Oh, tell me more about Jolly l Satan Nick.
Speaker 4: Let me transition to this from her.
Speaker 2: Wow, I've never felt hardcore. I used to.
Speaker 3: You know, I went through a hardcore face right now
Speaker 3: in your trains.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a rap rap rap genre, rap rap.
Speaker 1: Santa Claus is coming to town.
Speaker 2: That's easy.
Speaker 4: Are you sure with your flow?
Speaker 1: Oh dude, okay, Oh, oh dang, you better watch out.
Speaker 4: You better not cry. You're better not pout.
Speaker 1: Telling you why Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa
Speaker 1: Claus is coming to town, Skirt, he's making a lit
Speaker 1: checking it twice.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna find out who's naughty. Your nurse.
Speaker 1: Santa Claus is coming to town. Oh, Santa Claus is
Speaker 1: coming to town. Skirt sees you when you're sleeping, He
Speaker 1: knows when you're away, creepy.
Speaker 2: He knows if you've been better good, so be good
Speaker 2: for goodness? Say, Oh.
Speaker 1: Dude, I think we're too good at this. I think
Speaker 1: we're honestly, we.
Speaker 2: Haven't leave like hour the show. We're not getting better.
Speaker 1: You're welcome listening. Yeah, okay, can I give you a
Speaker 1: random one?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, wait, you're assigning me. No, I think I
Speaker 3: think we gotta go out on the high note. Okay,
Speaker 3: I honestly don't think we should do more. Because I
Speaker 3: think we should go out on the high note.
Speaker 4: I kind of sort of agree. Wanted you to do.
Speaker 1: What a country one because you're from Indiana, paying homage
Speaker 1: to your hometown.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's going to be better.
Speaker 3: You don't think, so I guess I can try it,
Speaker 3: and then we have to all agree as a group
Speaker 3: that I ruined it.
Speaker 2: No that if it's bad, we just act like it
Speaker 2: didn't happen.
Speaker 3: You get you get the men in Black like Little
Speaker 3: Memory and Remover. Okay, okay, So I got Frosty the
Speaker 3: Snowman my lyric.
Speaker 2: This is the country chose.
Speaker 3: I'll see the tho Man with Dolly Happy so with
Speaker 3: a corncob five and button nos new as.
Speaker 2: Made out of Koyah ROSSI. The Snoeman is the very
Speaker 2: tail they say he was made us. No but did
Speaker 2: you know how it came to life? One day? Boom
Speaker 2: boom boom boom booth.
Speaker 3: It must have been some magic in Thatles Catholic found,
Speaker 3: for when they placed it on his head, he began
Speaker 3: to jump around. Oh here we go, dose it oro
Speaker 3: in then so good?
Speaker 2: Okay, good, yeah, all right?
Speaker 3: Oh wishka Merry Christmas is her favorite remix of all time.
Speaker 3: It's not Jess Mariah, get ready.
Speaker 2: Wait for it. You thought we were good? That gets
Speaker 2: the surprise surprise, Oh so you Oh let me can't you?
Speaker 8: Whe me roll?
Speaker 2: Let me think?
Speaker 3: That's old your body, Superman.
Speaker 7: That's all I'm cranking it right, That's all right, that's
Speaker 7: all right, that's all so.
Speaker 2: Blend me, frank you white me wrong? Let me thank
Speaker 2: that's old the body Superman.
Speaker 4: It's been a minute since we've done this fallon, I.
Speaker 2: Know, and I'm not not very well prepared. What you've
Speaker 2: been thinking.
Speaker 10: Too?
Speaker 4: Penguins? How can you be so feathery but slippery at
Speaker 4: the same time, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, they're just like on snow and they're not
Speaker 3: like really slipping or pulling.
Speaker 4: Well, you see them all the time. They just flop
Speaker 4: down on their belly and they just go, yeah, they do.
Speaker 4: And how do you get so fast in the water
Speaker 4: when you don't even have like fins? Have you seen
Speaker 4: a penguin dive underwater?
Speaker 2: They're fast, so agile.
Speaker 4: And they mate for life. That's a real one.
Speaker 3: Name another species that does, and don't say humans.
Speaker 1: And if you think you're progressive, dude, dad, he's holding
Speaker 1: that egg the entire time. Mom just playing mom does
Speaker 1: barely any work.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be honest, Well, there's one species for that's
Speaker 3: the case.
Speaker 4: Don't even I Mom's basically going out to bars.
Speaker 2: I saw one penguin. I saw one penguin.
Speaker 1: Mom was just like chain smoking and the dad's like
Speaker 1: they're shivering, keeping the the egg nice and warm.
Speaker 4: She's like, got a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm staying warm with Jack all day.
Speaker 4: He's crying in the corner.
Speaker 2: What kind of weird things do you watch on TikTok?
Speaker 2: My god, who jumps on her belly slides away? It's crazy.
Speaker 4: They're in and out.
Speaker 2: Cask you a serious question.
Speaker 4: It's up.
Speaker 3: Why is breakfast food just like breakfast food? Because I
Speaker 3: don't like look at like, for instance, you can have
Speaker 3: steak in the morning and it's not like dinner food.
Speaker 3: But then if I say I'm having pancakes for dinner,
Speaker 3: people are like, what, that's weird? Why why is that weird?
Speaker 3: Why can't I Why.
Speaker 2: Does it have to be just at breakfast? I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, why are we Why are we keeping things limited
Speaker 3: in categories?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: You know what, this is a great question because my
Speaker 1: toddler just asked me why can't I have a mini
Speaker 1: ice cream at seven am?
Speaker 4: I was like, are you gonna have it later? She's
Speaker 4: like why later? Why not now?
Speaker 3: And then you probably gave her pancakes and syrup and
Speaker 3: you were like, because of the sugar.
Speaker 2: They know six It's exactly why.
Speaker 3: This is something Jake and I've talked about so many times,
Speaker 3: how like kids love to eat just the icing on
Speaker 3: the cupcake.
Speaker 2: And you'd be like, hey, you gotta eat the rest
Speaker 2: of that cupcake, not just the icing. Why why it's
Speaker 2: all just sugar? So what you've been thinking again?
Speaker 4: Sometimes I forget as an adult you can literally do
Speaker 4: whatever you want, Like let's say right now, well, lost,
Speaker 4: I mean like right now I smoke or my gi lad, Yeah,
Speaker 4: my ancestors coming down from the trailer party.
Speaker 2: Your ancestral might as well.
Speaker 4: Be good lord.
Speaker 1: Real though, I if I wanted to, I could stand
Speaker 1: up on this desk. Let's come go over to your side.
Speaker 2: Bro, take a minute off the pipe. My cop is insane.
Speaker 4: Steal your DC.
Speaker 5: You gave me that DC for my Christmas present? Is
Speaker 5: this all is attractic to steal what you gave me? Okay,
Speaker 5: take a break, take a breather.
Speaker 4: Why do we so what you've been thinking?
Speaker 2: Why do we bake cookies? But we cook bake?
Speaker 4: It's so dumb we paid cooking.
Speaker 2: We cook bacon?
Speaker 4: Oh my god? Yeah? Did bacon get his name because
Speaker 4: they're bacon?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's wait a minute, hold on, stop,
Speaker 2: was somebody just.
Speaker 4: Like, hey, is that meat done? Is bacon?
Speaker 9: Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that how bacon got its name? Help me right now?
Speaker 8: What do you know?
Speaker 2: That makes so much sense?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 1: You know I was thinking about this too, So what
Speaker 1: you've been thinking? Our words are crazy?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Like never mind? Is this because like never you don't mind?
Speaker 4: Don't mind that? Like never mind?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Isn't that wild?
Speaker 3: Some things are so obvious and some things are so difficult. Yeah,
Speaker 3: time for the one K wordplay. If you'd like to
Speaker 3: call in, you can now to play six five, one,
Speaker 3: nine eight nine Katie w B your chance to win
Speaker 3: one thousand pennies.
Speaker 8: You're just one on one point three Katie WB with
Speaker 8: ballon and Cult and as Cult has dubbed her, Hannah
Speaker 8: Banana with one K wordplay, your chance to win one
Speaker 8: thousand pennies.
Speaker 3: Now it's Friday, it's five point fifteen, Hanna, are you
Speaker 3: off work?
Speaker 2: Are you on vacation?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: I am here?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, doesn't that feel so good? Yes?
Speaker 3: I love it?
Speaker 2: Good for you.
Speaker 3: Okay, So, Hannah, it's your chance to win one thousand pennies.
Speaker 3: You have to decide if you want to play with
Speaker 3: Cult or me today. It's who you think you would
Speaker 3: match better with.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm loving Colts chaotic energy, so I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to go with him. Oh my gosh, I love this.
Speaker 3: Okay, hold on one second, he's going to leave the room. Okay,
Speaker 3: So I'm going to give you four words. You can't
Speaker 3: give me the first word that comes to mind, and
Speaker 3: then we'll see if he matches you. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: hold on one second. Your first word is cup like
Speaker 3: something you drink.
Speaker 2: Out of cup, cup red. Okay. Your second word is
Speaker 2: sausage sausage link, all right. Your third word is brownie
Speaker 2: mix mix.
Speaker 3: Oh, these are good, okay. And your final word is
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna have to do Christmas Carol. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 3: Okay, cold Colt's gonna come back in. We're gonna see
Speaker 3: if he can match, if he matches all four words
Speaker 3: with you, my my first My guess is your final
Speaker 3: word will be his most difficult one to match, but
Speaker 3: we'll see.
Speaker 6: All right, I'm hoping to buy there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, you're sorry, you're thank you. First word
Speaker 2: for you cult.
Speaker 4: Is cup, coup coup cup, Let's see.
Speaker 2: Okay comes your mind. Look you're taking a while cup
Speaker 2: like a red yep. Oh my god, it is no way.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 2: Look, we got a couple of boozehounds in the room. Here, okay,
Speaker 2: here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Your next word is sausage.
Speaker 4: Now I want to say party, but I know that's
Speaker 4: just me sausage. You gotta go sausage links, right, Okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got two more.
Speaker 3: You are two questions away from a thousand Pennies. Okay,
Speaker 3: come on, this number three is Brownie.
Speaker 4: Pop Brownie Brownie dude. Oh sorry, I'm just thinking out
Speaker 4: loud mix. All right, what's the last one?
Speaker 3: Your final word? And it's the one I said I
Speaker 3: thought would be the most difficult to watch.
Speaker 2: He's just gonna get it.
Speaker 1: Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. The obvious answer, it's tree. But I
Speaker 1: don't think you're I don't think you're obvious, Hannah. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're obvious.
Speaker 2: And you can't say anything.
Speaker 4: Christmas. What are you doing? Christmas carols? Christmas carols?
Speaker 2: Yes, let's go.
Speaker 7: No, my sister from another mister, I want it away,
Speaker 7: but I want to give you the benny.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of.
Speaker 8: Chris.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 2: Today's trending with Felon and cold on one on.
Speaker 9: W B.
Speaker 2: Not to be the bearer of bad news.
Speaker 3: But they're closed in all the party cities, like everywhere,
Speaker 3: even the ones here in the Twin Cities.
Speaker 2: There are like ten locations.
Speaker 3: They said they basically tried everything, and it's just it's
Speaker 3: they couldn't save it. And it makes fairly sad because
Speaker 3: Party city it's like a it's like a blockbuster. It's
Speaker 3: an establishment that's been around forever. You go in, you
Speaker 3: pick out your balloons or your decor. And I know,
Speaker 3: obviously it's probably places like Amazon that are the reason
Speaker 3: they are closing.
Speaker 1: But it's gonna be like family video, dude, it's just
Speaker 1: all gonna go away. We're just gonna be now, We're
Speaker 1: gonna have to leave the house.
Speaker 3: I think there's actually one family video left in like Robbinsdale.
Speaker 2: Am not kidding. It's yeah, I need to go unless
Speaker 2: it's close now. But I mean it was so recently. Yes,
Speaker 2: it was very cool. Other things. First of all, I
Speaker 2: don't know if you realize this very cool.
Speaker 3: This is like the first time in a long time
Speaker 3: that Chrismas some Hankah fall in the same day, and
Speaker 3: I think that only happens now. I know there are
Speaker 3: eight days of Hanukkah, but like the main day, I
Speaker 3: think the last day, right is like the day that
Speaker 3: that falls on Christmas.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely worthy. I don't know you're telling me, but
Speaker 2: it only happens like every fifteen years. That happens.
Speaker 4: So what are we going to celebrate?
Speaker 1: Like, are people who celebrate Hankah and Christmas going to
Speaker 1: come together and do like trades's on gifts or something,
Speaker 1: or do you do you get gifts on hankah tea?
Speaker 4: These things?
Speaker 2: Well, so my understanding.
Speaker 3: Obviously I'm not Jewish, so I don't want to speak
Speaker 3: on behalf of the Jewish community. But my husband's family
Speaker 3: is Jewish like his father's side, and so I think
Speaker 3: a lot of people do choose to do it different ways.
Speaker 3: Some people will do one gift each night for the
Speaker 3: eight nights. Some people do them all like the first night,
Speaker 3: some do them.
Speaker 2: All the final night.
Speaker 3: So I think every person chooses. So I don't think
Speaker 3: there will be like any trade seas Christmas.
Speaker 1: But I want to know if somebody got like a
Speaker 1: katana or something I could like trade for. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like a babe blader. I don't know what I'm going
Speaker 1: to give.
Speaker 3: Weird question, weird question, I don't have the answer for you. Also,
Speaker 3: today is National Ugly Christmas Sweaturday. Okay, crazy, so true,
Speaker 3: but all right, they do say this Saturday, by the way,
Speaker 3: Super Saturday. It's like basically the busiest day shopping behind
Speaker 3: Black Friday of the year. But ye, at this point
Speaker 3: there's no avoiding it. Every day until Christmas is the
Speaker 3: busiest shopping days of the year. So if you wait
Speaker 3: until this moment sending blessings.
Speaker 4: Your way could have gotten up with seven thirty. Look
Speaker 4: I didn't. What's the target?
Speaker 8: That is?
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Speaker 3: Arguably everyone's favorite Christmas song, today's deep dive is on
Speaker 3: All I Want for Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
Speaker 3: on Katie w B. This Motown flavored song has a
Speaker 3: simple message to Mariah, She's not concerned about all the
Speaker 3: paraphernalia of Christmas.
Speaker 2: She just wants to be with her man.
Speaker 3: All I Went for Christmas As You was co written
Speaker 3: and produced by Mariah Carey and Walter Afanasi, who started
Speaker 3: off as Whitney Houston's arranger and has co produced and
Speaker 3: co written many of Carrie's hits, including One Sweet Day.
Speaker 4: And.
Speaker 3: He also won a Grammy in ninety nine for co
Speaker 3: producing Celine Dion's They wrote this song in the summer
Speaker 3: of nineteen ninety four, with him coming up with the
Speaker 3: musical ideas on piano and she developed the melody and
Speaker 3: the lyrics. They were setting out to write an up
Speaker 3: tempo Christmas track in the style of Phil Spector's girl
Speaker 3: group productions of the sixties.
Speaker 2: They achieved their.
Speaker 3: Goal creating a very fun and memorable song, but he
Speaker 3: worried it was too basic. He said, it's a very
Speaker 3: simple arrangement. In fact, it's so simple that at the
Speaker 3: time I thought it was overly simple, and I.
Speaker 2: Really didn't like it. Music people know, it's kind of
Speaker 2: like a press interval.
Speaker 3: So keeping that tradition and then the oversimplified melody, I
Speaker 3: guess it actually made it so easily palatable for the
Speaker 3: whole world to go, oh, I can't get that out
Speaker 3: of my head. In her twenty twenty memoir The Meaning
Speaker 3: of Mariah Carey, she recalled being in love with the
Speaker 3: idea of Christmas as a child, but year after year
Speaker 3: the holiday was ruined by family members who couldn't keep
Speaker 3: the peace for even one day. Still, she conjured the
Speaker 3: image of a perfect Christmas in her mind and revisited
Speaker 3: it when she began to write this song. She said,
Speaker 3: it was from my little girl's spirit and those early
Speaker 3: fantasies a family and friendship that I wrote this song.
Speaker 3: The delicate chimes that begin the song are reminiscent of
Speaker 3: those little wooden toy pianos like the one from Peanuts.
Speaker 3: She said, I actually did bang out most of the
Speaker 3: song on a cheap little cassio keyboard. But it's the
Speaker 3: feeling I wanted the song to capture. There's a sweetness,
Speaker 3: a clarity, and a purity to it. This song came
Speaker 3: from a childlike space. I wrote it when I was
Speaker 3: twenty two years old, so I wasn't that far away
Speaker 3: from being a child. Carrie hits a lot of Christmas
Speaker 3: cliches and the lyrics, including Mistletoe, Santa, Reindeer, and the
Speaker 3: North Pole, but the song's co writer said she created
Speaker 3: a lyric probably to this day, is the only up
Speaker 3: tempo Christmas love song. I think people like this positive
Speaker 3: love song because it's interchangeable. Anybody can sing it to anybody.
Speaker 3: It's about everybody, and it can only mean one thing,
Speaker 3: from father to child, or mother to child, or wife
Speaker 3: to husband.
Speaker 2: It's just all I want for Christmas?
Speaker 4: Is you.
Speaker 3: The interesting thing about this song is it's gotten more
Speaker 3: and more popular over the years, and in twenty ten
Speaker 3: it found a whole new audience when a version by
Speaker 3: Big Time Rush made number one twenty four on the charts.
Speaker 3: The Merry Christmas album sold three million copies by the
Speaker 3: end of ninety four. It was certified at five million
Speaker 3: in two thousand and three, and it makes it one
Speaker 3: of the best selling Christmas one oh.
Speaker 2: One point three KDWB with Salin and Coult. That's it.
Speaker 2: I'm leaving.
Speaker 3: It's Friday, baby, I'm heading out doing a little Christmas
Speaker 3: light viewing.
Speaker 4: You're done.
Speaker 3: Our neighbors invited us to go, like in a cool
Speaker 3: bus and go check out Christmas lights. So anyway, h
Speaker 3: Happy Christmas, Happy Holidays, love you, and uh don't forget
Speaker 3: over this holiday break can lists listen to all of
Speaker 3: our previous podcast episodes.
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Speaker 4: I have a blessed vacation, Balin.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.