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Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. No matter how many years they do

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the show, I will never learn the lesson of don't

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eat a handful of M and m's before jumping on

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the mic. The Peanuts close up your throat a little bit. Hello,

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I'm Johnny Mack with your daily comedy news. Boy, what

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an exciting week? Are you ready for Friday? I don't

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have to tell you what Friday is. That's right, Nate

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Berghatsi's The Breadwinner is out. Now. You might be saying, John,

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did Kevin James turn down this movie? And I think

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that's a reasonable question if you've seen the trailer in

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case you're not familiar. In The Breadwinner, Nate Berghatzi stars

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as salesman Nate Wilcox. Mandy Moore plays Katie, who's the

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ultimate mom. But you see when Katie's household invention leads

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to a once in a lifetime deal on Shark Tank

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and takes Katie on a prolonged business trip, wacky dad

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Nate has to figure out how to keep the house

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from falling apart because you know what's dead, So, yeah,

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we don't know how to make dinner or do laundery

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or anything. Kids soon learn that while he may not

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do it like Mom, he can figure out how to

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do it his way. Now, Nate's got friends in high places,

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including the Hollywood Reporter, who we're getting the message out

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that Nate wants to make The Breadwinner affordable for everyone

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to watch in the theater. That's right. You're not just

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gonna sit home and watch this on Netflix. You're not

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just gonna wait, I don't know six weeks till it's

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out on digital. You're gonna leave your house and go

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to the theater to go see The Breadwinner this Friday. Now,

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while studios can't dictate pricing, the Hollard Reporter tells US

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cinema operators have indicate they will treat The Breadwinner the

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same way they supported discounted pricing for showings of eighty

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for Brady. And we all know how well that did.

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How well did that do? Look it up? John Okay,

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will boxofficemojo dot com reports eighty for Brady Domestic made

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a thirty nine point four million, did another one million internationally. Anyway,

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AMC Theaters has announced the Nates rates. They did this

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on Instagram. Cinema theaters, meanwhile, may discount prices buy as

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much as twenty five percent. Pricing and availability will vary.

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You know what, I'm gonna go on like fendango right

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now and see if I can book a ticket for

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this thing. Hold on now. To be fair, I am

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doing this on May fourteenth. I don't know if you

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knew it was a holiday weekend. Sometimes I record in advance. Okay, Friday,

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May twenty ninth, I'm going to go seat at my

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local AM theater. There are shows at four and six

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forty five pm. Nothing later. All right, let's do the

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standard reserve seating close caption recliner seats six forty five.

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Let's say click, and it appears, if I'm looking at

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this map correctly, it appears they have sold two tickets

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in advance to the six forty five showing Friday for

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the Breadwinner. Now again, I recorded this like fifteen days ago,

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so it's quite possible that it's sold out by now.

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I'm gonna click on F six and F five. Oh no, no, no,

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going across. I can buy one, two, three, four, five, six,

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seven eight. It appears zero tickets have been sold. If

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you can buy seats F five and f six for

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eleven ninety three. We are told the prices and feeds

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include estimated at tax per ticket. But I'm not actually

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going to go see The Breadwinner. Nate Pergatsi posted on Instagram.

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It said, hello, everybody, My movie The Breadwinner is coming

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out on May twenty ninth, and I've got something very

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exciting that i wanted to let you know. So the

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Nate rate is a special kind of lower ticket price

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because we want everyone to come out to this movie.

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And John has discovered some theaters have sold zero tickets.

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This movie is for your grandparents, grandkids, aunts, uncles, friends, sister, anybody,

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your dog, cats I think would love this movie specifically,

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anybody that wants to come out. Nate did a screening

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for The Breadwinner in Nashville. Nate said, I used to

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come to this theater a lot. There's an Applebee's right

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next to here where I met my wife. We're living

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in Nashville in this movie. This celebrates Nashville. I grew

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people move here in a way that keeps the fabric

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of what made Nashville a city very exciting. The Breadwinner

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stroop credits in Aperghatsey with influencing his embrace of family

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friendly humor. Now interesting. I came home from volleyball the

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other night. My wife was on her phone. She goes,

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who that is? And I'm like, yeah, I thought it

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was interesting that Derek Stroop said nabrigazzy. He took me

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under his wing just a couple of years ago. This

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I try to save them. I will tell a story

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shoulder length, and he said, I used to do comedy

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older people. And he stretched out one arm and the

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younger people, and he stretched out his other arm and

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implied how much bigger his audience got. Derek Stroop said,

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the top. Everybody goes thanks for being clean. It was

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a really fun show. That feels good to have a

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product that travels, and everybody's excited to see now. You know,

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if you listen to this show, you know I try

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and keep it clean. Sometimes with the clips, I have

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to let a naughty word or two through, and I

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is just to keep the integrity of what was said.

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But myself, I try not to curse on the show,

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and you'll hear me use words like stuff. I also

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teach my college students who are younger producers, putting yourself

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in that box is a better creative way to go.

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I always quote mister the Rock, Queen the Rock at Johnson,

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I will use a pseudo swear word here. The Rock

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doesn't call somebody an asshole. The Rock calls somebody a Drabbroni. Hey,

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that guy's a jabbroni, And Jabbroni is just a much

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funnier word than just saying that other awful word that

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I just said. So I think that's always a good

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thing to do. Jerry Seinfeld said, I don't enjoy that

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many things, you know. I like watching baseball games, and

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about it. He was speaking to Airman about his car

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addiction and why Jerry will never get an electric car. Jerry,

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always say it's an amount that if you looked at

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you would not say this makes sense. Air Mil asked Jerry.

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I wonder who needs so many cars? Jerry said, Well,

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we could spend the whole segment discussing that word need,

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which is really difficult to define. It's an interesting word

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in terms of a car collection. Only really crazy car guys.

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the other guy knows what they're talking about. It's interesting

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having them. But some of them you bond too, some

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of them you don't. Jerry says his car collection began

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around nineteen ninety one, when my TV series was picked

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up for its first very small order. Was that nineteen

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ninety one. I'm not gonna say that feels like five

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minutes ago to me, but uh yeah, that's college Boy

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time flies, Jerry said. I think four episodes. Jerry, you

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know was four episodes? Don't say you think you know

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of Wichita. I didn't really know anything about older Porsches,

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but I just thought, well, this car is a nice line.

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a car like this on the street. It must be ridiculous,

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in LA for years on end. Really sorry, I sold it.

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I believe there's no car you've ever owned that you

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don't regret selling that. If you could have every car back,

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assuming it was financially possible, you would do it. You'd

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want every single one. This is a good interview because it's,

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you know, different stuff. You don't hear Jerry talk about

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this stuff. He said, I remember the very first time

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I became aware of the Yoshido Matsuda collection in Japan,

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two hundred cars. I saw this and went, this is

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one insane human being. I got the book of his collection,

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and then I became that guy. I never really had

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any problems with addiction except this. Selling cars can be

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very exciting too. It's pretty clear that cars coming and

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going seems to stimulate some receptor in the brain. For

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people that are genetically inclined, it's powerful stuff. As for

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electric cars, Jerry said, I'm not interested in electric cars

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at all. Anybody else wants to do it, that's fine.

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I think it's a big stupid virtue signal. Look at me,

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I'm saving a planet. Yeah, what about the lithium, it's

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all bs. What about automated self driving cars? Dray said,

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let people just drive at any speed and steer the

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car themselves. Didn't they just crash and kill themselves constantly.

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This is fun. Ken Jung is getting involved with Shark Week.

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It's K Pop Shark Heroes. You see. You take Shark

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Ken Jung and the woman who is the singing voice

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of character Zoe Casehanot, a big K Pop Demon Hunters

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fan like me, I'm not at all I just learned

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as I'm telling you the sentence, Ken Jung voices Bobby,

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the agent manager of the K Pop Demon Hunters, who

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knew the official description for K Pop Shark Heroes is

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after a recent series of shark encounters off the Korean Peninsula.

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Actor and comedian Ken Jung, We're just dropping the doctor part.

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The guy went to medical school. I'm gonna revise your copy.

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Actor and comedian doctor Ken Jung is determined to reshape

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the perception of sharks across East Asia and around the

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globe by Zoe. Ken is on a mission to launch

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a bold, one of a kind public awareness campaign that educates, empowers,

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and shifts the narrative around these oceanic creatures using the

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power of K pop. I Love It Oh. Like most

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press releases, there's credits here. Jung is best known for

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playing Leslie Chow in all three The Hangover movies, as

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well as Ben Cheng in Community Hows six Seasons in

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a movie Coming Along Everybody by the Way. His other

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prominent credits include Knocked Up, Crazy, Rich Asians and The

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Mass Singer, on which he's served as a judge since

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season one. In twenty nineteen, to entertain myself, the Golden

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Globes have updated the eligibility if you want to win

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a Golden Globe for stand up comedy performance on television.

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Here are the rules. Are you ready? Rule number one,

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Performers are eligible for performances of traditional stand up comedy

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made for television. I'll roughly translate that your special has

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to include thirty minutes of stand up okay. Rule number two.

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streaming and pay preview cable. To be eligible for a

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Golden Globes' award, television programs must be released on a

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all right, So translating there, it's got to be on

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like real TV. You can't just put it on like

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Johnnymack dot com and submit it. Okay, that's fair enough.

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Number three. Only programs first aired or made available for

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year are eligible. Interesting first aired, so like I don't know,

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say you were Ricky Gervais and the BBC gave me

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a lot of money. It has to air in the

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I don't really care. I just find it weird. And

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that is your comedy news for today. I will see

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you tomorrow.