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Speaker 1: All right, let's start in Wisconsin. Cheesy ran into some
Speaker 1: folks from wisconson last night at a Thursday night football.
Speaker 1: They were in town visiting.
Speaker 2: Very cool. Did you get to see a launch when
Speaker 2: they were here? Jask them No. I asked them if
Speaker 2: they had some cheese curds going though.
Speaker 3: I love cheese curds.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we love cheese kurds, just like you said.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, Uh, anyway, uh, that's neither here
Speaker 1: nor there.
Speaker 2: If I go out tonight and and and I and
Speaker 2: at a place I will order cheese cards just because
Speaker 2: you said that with that gravy on.
Speaker 1: Them, not to be confused with it is the poutine?
Speaker 1: Is that the poutinee? That's the fries with gravy, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and cheese cards mixed in Hearty winter Fair.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, anyway, we get sidetracked sometimes on this show.
Speaker 1: Somebody in Wisconsin went to the movies mm hmm at
Speaker 1: Classic Cinemas and after they left the movie left something behind,
Speaker 1: earn full of ashes? Did they? The police are trying
Speaker 1: to track down the rightful owner of the earn full
Speaker 1: of Ashes that was left behind at the Classic Cinemas.
Speaker 2: It had it had to be somebody that was like,
Speaker 2: you know what, I really missed my loved one. I
Speaker 2: want to go to a movie like we have in
Speaker 2: the past. I'm gonna bring my urn loved one to
Speaker 2: see Jaws five.
Speaker 1: The same thing. Maybe a I saught the Terrorizer three
Speaker 1: is gonna be back in theaters on a Christmas even
Speaker 1: Christmas Day.
Speaker 3: Don't even know what Terrorizer one or two are.
Speaker 1: Terrorizer's Uh, it's.
Speaker 3: Terrorizing, obviously.
Speaker 2: It'd be pretty terrifying if you walked into the theater
Speaker 2: and there's somebody's ashes in the seat next to you
Speaker 2: and you're talking.
Speaker 1: I love the scene coming up.
Speaker 2: Keep it down, ashes, I'm gonna kick your ash. No,
Speaker 2: I I was just gonna paint a scenario that if
Speaker 2: I went to a movie, they.
Speaker 1: Were using it as a popcorn bucket.
Speaker 3: Now, come on, let's so.
Speaker 2: I was thinking to myself self, if I went to
Speaker 2: a movie and brought my loved one and set them
Speaker 2: down in their next to me, right, if I forgot
Speaker 2: him and had to go back and get him, I
Speaker 2: couldn't find him. You're the only person that could find
Speaker 2: your loved one's ashes, because you know you sit in
Speaker 2: the same seat every time you go to a movie. Me,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even know what theater to go to. I
Speaker 2: probably wouldn't even know what cineplex. No, I'm kidding, I
Speaker 2: know what cineplex, but I'd walk in and.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone to a movie and gone in
Speaker 1: the wrong theater and sat down or bought a ticket
Speaker 1: and the wrong movie he was playing?
Speaker 2: What do you think I went to with the wrong wedding?
Speaker 3: Out at the the what was it? What's that place
Speaker 3: called the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a plantation out there in a pampka
Speaker 2: they have that chapel out there, and I had.
Speaker 3: Done it was it was a record year of weddings.
Speaker 2: Pat and I were newly working together correct or actually
Speaker 2: I don't even think.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we worked to.
Speaker 1: You, it was just that time frame where you know,
Speaker 1: you yourself, and everybody you know seems to be getting married.
Speaker 1: So yeah, there's a lot of weddings usually on the docket.
Speaker 2: So I had about twenty weddings to go to and
Speaker 2: I went with my friend Laurie and it was just like, hey,
Speaker 2: you know what, you want to go to this wedding
Speaker 2: movie and she said, yeah, looking at the wedding. We
Speaker 2: go and we're standing in there and she sees a
Speaker 2: confused look on my face and I'm kind of looking
Speaker 2: around the room and she goes gives me an elbow, Bob,
Speaker 2: you don't know who these people are to you?
Speaker 1: And I go now and with the wrong weekend we went.
Speaker 2: We went out to the car and looked at the invitation.
Speaker 2: It was the weekend after that was the wedding. So
Speaker 2: I stayed at somebody's wedding for a while because I
Speaker 2: had so many weddings, totally forgot.
Speaker 3: So yes, of course, I'd walk into the wrong movie theater.
Speaker 1: All right, this is where I refer to perhaps a
Speaker 1: we have a situation of writer's block with this uh
Speaker 1: writer for the Guardian dot com. I think that's a
Speaker 1: UK outfit. Why in the hell would you dedicate three
Speaker 1: full pages to a tirade and rants about your hatred
Speaker 1: of the spork?
Speaker 3: You know that's certain things are important to certain people.
Speaker 1: Seriously, this guy probably writes like lifestyle pieces and stuff,
Speaker 1: and I guess deadline was coming up and he's just,
Speaker 1: you know, can't like what do I? I know? The
Speaker 1: bane of our existence in the the rat bastard of
Speaker 1: the plastic utensil world, the spork.
Speaker 3: But how does he get three pages to write?
Speaker 2: Like Mike Bianki a columnist, he gets like one column
Speaker 2: maybe because he's a columnist, but no, but you get
Speaker 2: three pages.
Speaker 1: Well that's how long the article is? How much more?
Speaker 1: What is there to be said about a spork? I
Speaker 1: like this work. It cuts down on waist. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean that that's the first positive, right, there's yeah, a
Speaker 1: sports kind of cool. I might actually, you know how
Speaker 1: I always buy spoons for my cereal. I made story
Speaker 1: start buying sports. Are there non plastic sports. Yeah, probably,
Speaker 1: I've never seen one. Seen metal on Amazon. You can
Speaker 1: buy everything on it and see if there's non plastic sports. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking about clear clear metal sports. Clear. Yeah,
Speaker 1: clearing room in the cutlerly cutler re drawer drawer.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you could have more straws in there, right right,
Speaker 2: metal sports.
Speaker 3: In the words of Paramore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see that one far right over here that don't
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's see that one right there.
Speaker 1: All right, take an eye out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can take an eye out of a socket
Speaker 2: and eat it.
Speaker 1: So that right there would enable you to completely eliminate
Speaker 1: either your spoons or your forks. Then it's all you
Speaker 1: have is actually know you get rid of both. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all you have is sports and knives. Yes, you got
Speaker 1: to somebody's house for Christmas.
Speaker 2: This person has OCD to the max I, sat down
Speaker 2: for dinner, and they had sporks, metals, spks.
Speaker 3: And straws in every cup. Even if we weren't. It
Speaker 3: was Pat Lech's house.
Speaker 2: Somebody said, my brother took the old man's ashes to
Speaker 2: the American Legion for one last drink. That's where they
Speaker 2: get that. That's what it's all about. You just got
Speaker 2: to remember to bring them back. I think they'd let
Speaker 2: you put them on the mantle. It at the American Legion, right,
Speaker 2: I can't speak to that. I have no information one
Speaker 2: or the other. There, but ashes now covered in buttered
Speaker 2: popcorn and nacho cheese, right, uh.
Speaker 1: Huh, refilling your drink with it?
Speaker 2: Oh, Peter Tosh has had a shot doctor sighting h
Speaker 2: Brooklyn Bagels in Lake Barry.
Speaker 1: Of course it's in lake He doesn't leave the confine.
Speaker 1: He's like he is to Lake Mary, which you are
Speaker 1: to your zone of operation. No, let's go to Thailand.
Speaker 1: Twenty two year old dude fell down and abandoned well.
Speaker 2: Somebody, guys, I have a set of those sports I'm judging.
Speaker 1: I'm saying it's practical.
Speaker 3: Good for great fruit spoons. What now?
Speaker 1: Twenty two year old dude fell down and abandoned well
Speaker 1: in a forest in Thailand. Uh oh, and is in
Speaker 1: there for three days, and he kept calling out for help,
Speaker 1: and he was concerned that he was he was trying
Speaker 1: to conserve his energy because he's down there, you know,
Speaker 1: in the dark well, and I'm assuming probably water, maybe
Speaker 1: cold or whatever.
Speaker 3: You've been sitting in there for three days.
Speaker 1: So he started calling out about once an hour to
Speaker 1: in case, you know, somebody was coming by. This went
Speaker 1: on for three days. People heard him all three days.
Speaker 1: The local villagers they didn't come round. They thought it
Speaker 1: was a ghost in the well.
Speaker 3: You know what he was yelling? Cool Mia, cool Miah.
Speaker 2: I just google it while you're talking. That's how you
Speaker 2: say help in Taiwanese. How many ghosts say help? They
Speaker 2: say boo, dom asses, thank you talking us well.
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