Speaker 1: Because they when they did that flashback with her and
Uh and Kyle. My god, she dard is so much.
She is she is gotten hotter.
Speaker 2: She was pregnant, she gave birth to two kids. Yeah,
like when she started the show. I think she had
given birth to Jagger literally, like she was like three
months postpart on. So she was a disgusting, yucky milk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your worst Hilo and Welcome to another brand spanking
new episode of bad TV. I'm Dylan. That is Pat
uh Hey shaka brother. Ruby's throwing it up. It's hang time,
It's hang loose time. It's time to talk about the
real Housewives of Beverly Hills with Papa dog Girl. Hello, Ruby,
how are you?
Speaker 2: Hello? Dylan? Hello Pat?
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Speaker 1: Some real characters on that Love Is Blind?
Speaker 3: Ohio, Oh yeah, oh h hi?
Speaker 2: Pat? Are you ever going to do it?
Speaker 3: I thank you? For saying that, because I've said it
twice now.
Speaker 1: Ohio, No, oh my god, that is so from there. No,
I refuse, I rarely know anything.
Speaker 3: You're not from Jamaica, but you still will go headium on.
You know, you don't have.
Speaker 2: To go there to know you still play still drums, Pat,
You're not from Jamaica, So it's true.
Speaker 3: So what was that? We're here to talk about the
Beverly Hills Housewives of Beverly Hills, Los Angeles, California, and
I am thinking that this episode was a lot of fun.
Mo the Mediator was a lot of fun. We're slow.
I don't know how slow the process is, but this
season is going to be about the robust and imperative
psychological damage that Deree is as a person. She's absolutely
out of her mind, and Moe realizes this when he's
sitting across from her. He goes, oh, I thought she
was a little off. I always thought she was a
little off, but she's full blown out of her fucking mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean a lot of people disagree with you, Dyl,
but who's that well?
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: There are a number of polls that were asking who
do you believe Moe or dereite, but I know I
live in that world too. What well, I'm gonna say
somebody burners can one nutbag make at one time? To answer?
First off, I think we're all going to be on
the same page, but we live in a world where
a lot of people have a different opinions.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, so getting the teas for the rest of
the season and seeing how she behaved at that lunch.
We've always known that Dery was a little checked out,
but I think that deiet is really unwell right now. Sorry,
I was really thrown off that whole pole thing.
Speaker 2: I do think it's funny because now I'm thrown off
because I'm thinking about the burner phone and I was like, well,
Jagger has the bot farm, right, Okay, Phoenix is overseeing
everything and this is how she's doing it. It makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So that was fun. The ladies go to the Hamptons.
That's a good time. I'm a little confused about this
slow roll of Is her name Natalie?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I love Natalie. Wasn't it great when she just
came in and said she was at the dentist and
she was getting her tea cold and then he like
it went down on her and an eight or ass.
Every time she goes to an appointment, she has sex.
It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Divorces man, that's all we do. What I like was
that the the producers thrust her upon us out of context,
without her friend who's been here with her to introduce
her to us. And we were supposed to just say like, okay,
this is fine. And I really did feel okay, this
is fucking fine, so.
Speaker 3: Go now, it's totally fine. I just think Natalie, we're
extremely welcoming. This wasn't a pot luck. But thank you
for bringing this cast role. Right, Let's get a cairn.
Tell me what kind of cast role it is. Oh,
let's let's get an OTF. What's with we? We got
so much of Amanda and her manifestation nonsense. Let's get
a little for Natalie. Did I just I'm going into
a Seinfeld register now, twelve twelve, Go go ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give a lot. I'm gonna spend some time
on my babies, and I have a lot of controversial thoughts.
Why are you touching your chest because I'm being ernest Dylan.
People always touch their chests when they're going to say
things earnestly.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, okay, and you let us know if that's
how if you agree with that statement. I think that
this episode wasn't great, but I think it laid the
groundwork for actually some of the best unhinging that we've seen.
I think, watching Kyle Crack repeatedly, she's going to be
fully dating Morgan Wade and living in Aspen in less
than three years. I believe that once Porsch's in college,
they'll own Camera Sabi.
Speaker 3: They'll they'll buy it out and they'll just run it.
That's their retirement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Boe will still stop by and Kyle will let
him in. I think that Drey not knowing if there's
one dollar or a million dollars in her adopted bank
accounts is.
Speaker 3: It's like the Epstein files. These things are redacted. I
can't see You're sorry, sorry for.
Speaker 1: Are black Dow.
Speaker 2: We don't and again I had to ask you too.
I don't think that that's true or a loud in mediation,
but I think watching these things happen while Rachel Zoe
is getting divorced, but she's a rich person getting divorced,
I'm really excited. I give it eighty one. What I
want to say most of all Bose. Bose is continuing
to be the loud speaker of the audience with the brain.
She says things that we all think but cannot say
to anyone because we're not on the show. She continues
to be an amazing person. I want her to be
so happy.
Speaker 1: That's all, okay? All right? Huh, there you.
Speaker 2: Go with me?
Speaker 1: Well she loves yeah, I know she does. And this
is where we're gonna bump heads a little bit.
Speaker 3: Here. Oh my god, oh touch your yeah.
Speaker 1: There, you're gonna touch your chest. Here's Patty's babys Okay,
I'm getting a little tired of the pile on of Amanda.
Now shut up? Is Amanda obnoxious? Oh my god, both
of you quiet, it's my baby. I will take the floor. Now,
Amanda is obnoxious.
Speaker 3: Are you gonna drink this coffee? I got it for you.
I don't want you to be up all night, But
are you gonna drink the coffee?
Speaker 1: I'm in the middle of my baby's I will discuss
the coffee at the conclusion of my baby's baby. Amanda
is obnoxious. She's braggadocious, she's extremely annoying, and I think
her business model is probably ripping a lot of people off.
It's old, it's stupid, but she did make her own money.
And we've seen plenty of people on this show brag
about how they made their money. Rachel Zoe brags about
her money. She's braggadocious as well. She just does it
in a more flashy, interesting way.
Speaker 3: Ruby Ruby his babees uh.
Speaker 1: When Rachel Zoe looks in her closet and pulls all
the expensive wears out of there, she's bragging about how
expensive she lives Ruby Ruby. She doesn't say I owe
nineteen dresses from this fashion designer. She doesn't have to
do that. She gets to pull it out and she
gets to say I love wearing this, this is my
Hampton wear. Okay, Amanda is not as good at doing that.
She's very immature. Okay, Please get in the comments if
you agree the pylon is getting a little old.
Speaker 3: No one agrees with you.
Speaker 2: No one agrees, and I have.
Speaker 1: She's not young, but she is younger than a lot
of these women on this show. And there has not
been one single Olive branch to a younger person. By
the way, what happened to women lifting other women up
bos comes from corporate America, Bose should be the voice
of Hey, let's give this woman a little brevity here,
and let's give her a chance. Bos is dad.
Speaker 2: She said, hey, can you come to lunch with me
and my friend who's really bad with money and getting divorced,
And Amanda was like, yeah, for sure. And then the
advice that she gave in Bo Boss Women was like,
just like think about it, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you get okay, all right, So then we
just destroy that person. And by the way, at this
particular manifest nonsense luncheon, which again we can mock her
for that it was absolutely stupid, but they go after her.
I'm talking about Sutton for the need for an apology
for something that doesn't need to be apologized. And then
Bose jumpson, Now, I understand that they live in a
different reality world. It's the housewives world. There are different
wives this is there's different rules, there's different ways that
they communicate. There's a completely different system. And maybe Bose
would explain to old Pad here we live within different
rules than actual reality. But for Bose to insist that
there needs to be an apology here, I think was
ridiculous on Bo's part. And I think Bose needs to
be the voice of reason here and she's just jumping
in the mud with the rest.
Speaker 3: The lady. Do me a favorite real quick, and I'm
gonna put my hand on my chest really quick. Yes,
wrap your fucking baba's up. Fine.
Speaker 1: I loved the one on one with Mo and Deuriy
because I've had little meetings like this where at some
point you realize the person that's sitting across from me
at the table is not going to change their mind
and they're possibly insane, and you just set your fork
down at the plate and you just wait for the
bill to come and uh, there's you're not gonna move.
Speaker 3: Enjoy it, you know what. I'll actually get another of
those little fun tunicnes. I actually really like that. Let's
just get another round of those.
Speaker 1: Enjoy the food. The negotiations are over, and uh yeah,
that's it. It's a little bit like okay, no, I'm
going to give it fourteen babies.
Speaker 3: Fourteen babyes. Okay. So I don't want to. And if
I know my sister, she's not fallen prey to your
your filibus drink tactic. Now I don't because we've talked
about a couple of different things. We've skipped a couple
rocks down the way, and I don't want to. I
don't want to.
Speaker 1: It's flustering. You're saying I flooded the zone.
Speaker 3: You're flooded the zone, and I want to sift through
the zone real quick and get back to the first
thing that Patrick said. Ribby, please address the accusations made
against Rachel Zoe.
Speaker 2: Okay, so this to me, I will defend Rachel Zoe
has never bragged about her money when you're that rich,
especially with fashion stuff and with clothes. She doesn't have
a caftan that is less than twenty three hundred dollars, right,
So if she shopped at TJ Max and Marshalls, maybe
we'd see those on her rack. I think she sells
that she doesn't buy that. Heather de bro doesn't have
Urban Outfitters jeans, so that's why she wears and.
Speaker 3: She's missing out because Urban Outfitters jeans, if you bought
them from a cup, they're great gens.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, BDG eight years ago, before they changed
the formula, were the best genes on the market. Heather's
never known that because she's too rich. The fashion thing
for Rachel. She has never talked about price producers put
that on. She appreciates looks of shit because she's a
weird fashion person. I don't think that Rachel Zoe brags
about her wealth. I think that Amanda does because she's insecure. Also,
I learned I didn't know Rachel Zoe is rich and
came for money. So that's another like I think baby
coming from the core the poor cult versus coming from
the dunes of him against it.
Speaker 3: Maybe the dunes of h my gosh, I mean the
dunes of Amagansett. I want to address one other thing,
and then we got to get into the show. You
asked what happened to building women up? That's the question
you asked with your hand on your chest. And I
agree that's a good question to ask. But when someone's
being a piece of shit, the loyalty clauses we have
to one another based on gender, hobby, creed, race, really, well,
whatever it is that that bonds us, that goes out
the window. You're a fucking piece of shit. I don't
care what you are. I'm not lifting you up. I
have no obligation to lift you up, you bizarre cult woman.
Speaker 1: Well, and by the way when they're gonna throw that
in her face later on. That was ridiculous. Now, one
last note before my fourteen babies conclude, is there.
Speaker 3: A no no, no, oh no, they've concluded.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I want to say even production hates her fucking guts
because when they talk about her as a little girl
manifesting her own Barbin house where she can see dolphins,
and then they show that really sad picture of her
on the other side of PCH and that dump, oh
where you can see you can see a Jack in
the box sign in the foreground. Yeah, there's no fucking
dolphins in that.
Speaker 3: The sad thing is that that's that's not a dump,
but it's kind of a dump for what it is
because it costs five million dollars.
Speaker 1: I doubt it costs five million, and it is definitely
not a Barbie dream house.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think it costs? Two?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 1: On the other side of PCH probably one point two?
Speaker 2: No oh yeah, get out of here, you pig go
only going somewhere else.
Speaker 3: Yeah, said at one point to p you gonna be
fucking kidding me. What do you think this is? Northridge? Okay?
Speaker 1: Look look there, Caitlyn, Look at prices and well, I
mean it's all burned in the ground and it's all burnt.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I went to that Jack in the box two o'clock
in the morning after night surfing. It's an important that's
an important landmark of Los Angeles. It's not a lot
of fast food on pH That's a hub and a
home and a blanket for a lot of people, a
lot of weary travelers on that road. Okay, So Dared
is fully a lunatic and Rachel Zoe's got a meeting,
she's got social campaigns coming out, but she misses the
Hamptons and the dunes of him but can't sit and
she says.
Speaker 1: An I quote, it's literally her happiest place.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Is Is that a correct use, a proper use of
the word literally?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's literally her happiest place. Okay, okay, fair, I
think so. I just want to make sure she's the
word literally.
Speaker 3: And Ruby speak on the tunes of amagans it for us,
the culture, theos.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a lot to say, and I guess
sorry for all the Ohio people we offended that.
Speaker 1: I yeah, to the Ohio ands.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Ruby just really quickly. We come from Los Angeles.
It's it's the entertainment capital of the world, and there's
actually a lot of beauty and things to do here.
We should on Los Angeles, So don't be offended.
Speaker 1: Ohio, Oh yeah, there was an article today because I
think our Karen Baskin are mayriage contributed to burning down
our city. Someone did a letter to the editors that said,
let's give her a second term based on just how
much he cares about the homeless.
Speaker 3: Okay, Ruby, your.
Speaker 2: School has no gymnastics team. This is a last resort. Okay.
That's how I feel about the Hamptons I transferred from
Los Angeles. I don't enjoy them. They're too far. I
think that there were multiple elements that showcased the reasons
I dislike it. One too far to five thousand dollars
sitting at picnic tables. Why are we paying more to
downgrade experiences. I'll never get that. The United Arab Emirates
they pay more to upgrade, right, So that to me
that makes sense. This is not the dunes. I don't
like sand, and it's too far. So bad for the
immigrants at dunes from me.
Speaker 3: Okay, so she's telling the team that to Read and
Kyle and their respective attitudes about their respective attitudes towards
the vacation. And I love the game faces of these
two staffers. They're just they're like just keenly listening to
this nonsense that's coming out of her mouth. But she
invites to read, and Durite says, yes, of course she does.
What is not to be rude? What is to read?
Speaker 1: Doing very busy, That's why she's always late.
Speaker 3: Dylan and Kyle is going to be coming to now.
Amanda is struggling a little bit because the women don't
really get her. Outside of a few bad actors on
the internet, everyone loves Amanda, so she's confused why the
other women are struggling to feel the same. But she's
got a salve for this, a manifestation party.
Speaker 1: Well, also, this will be a moment her words, She's
trying to make this is a moment a thing, right, So.
Speaker 3: So Amanda throwing a manifestation party to remind the girls
how they should love her and how awesome she is
is a little bit like a drunk not doing an intervention,
but rather inviting all of the people they've harmed in
their life to like a tequila flight. It's not going
to do what you think it's going to do. Yeah. Yeah,
it's a bad idea and it's the reason they don't
like you. Is all this fucking nonsense? Ruby, any thoughts
on that? Or can we get to mother the mediator?
Mother mediator shows up, sits down with dart the drink
order needs to calm down. I'm not. I know that
it's a Dreek trademark, but the delivery is uh is again,
it's unhinged and it's insane. So let's just calmly ask
for this and right, we don't this isn't She delivers
this with a cadence of like someone telling a bank
teller with a gun to their head, like what to
enter into the safe, and it's just like a drink.
Speaker 2: Right And so the other thing too, is I believe
that this drink could be ordered as such? Can I
get a glass of velvetere? Can I get a short
glass of velvetere with the side of three lemon len play?
Is that not the same that I don't? So the
cadence is wrong. Carcas out.
Speaker 1: Carcass is no.
Speaker 3: One saying that when we're talking about drinking things, it's
a liquid. There's no carcasses anywhere.
Speaker 1: But I always say the rule is, and I've seen
this with Starbucks, the more convoluted your order is the
bigger the asshole you are.
Speaker 3: Well, and let's also let's also not kind of glance
over this Belvedere on the rocks. That's a drunks drink.
That's that is a strong a dose of alcohol to
stop you. That's a good amount of vodkas.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, Okay, because she doesn't eat anything.
Speaker 3: I know it's a yes. But also Jui likes a cocktail,
and I think she likes more than one cocktail because
I think.
Speaker 2: That read is a drunk. That's fine. Nothing, everybody is
a drunk. I'm drinking straight whiskey. Like call me a drunk,
doesn't matter drunk. But you can't. You can't order anything
and say carcass out earnestly as a woman over the age.
I'm gonna go nine nine years old?
Speaker 3: Can I just really quickly? And I know the horse
is dead. Nothing lefts a perk up, nothing lifts of up.
Then some clean cold liquor with a little said dress, right,
you know what pills?
Speaker 1: I don't know she's on something because they when they
did that flashback with her and uh and Kyle, she
lost that baby face. My god, she is so much
she is she has gotten hotter.
Speaker 2: She was pregnant, she gave birth to two kits. Yet
like when she started the show, I think she had
given birth to Jagger literally like she was like three
months postpart on. So she was a disgusting, yucky milk.
Speaker 3: Yeah your worst, all right, So, and this is all
allegened and to the estate of dere which is worth
negative eight grand, we would like to say that we're
just getting around and it's all a legend and even
to the fans of de was kidding.
Speaker 1: But by the way, as I touched upon before we
started this, and we were talking about to read and
how clearly as much as we hate PK and think
that he is definitely a shyster, uh, we probably have
his side on this one as far as specifically this
argument over how they can figure out.
Speaker 3: Right, So let's let's break this down and let's list
why we're we're on p K's team quote quote unquote
in this game of divorced dodgeball.
Speaker 1: Well specifically about arranging how the the kids schedule.
Speaker 3: So obviously, when we had not had Mo the mediator
show up and have this done in Brazil moment from Deree,
we were not allied with anybody. But now we've got
somebody who is completely lucid going d he just he
wants to see the kids, and Dereit says he doesn't.
He doesn't want to see the kids, and most says,
I've seen the texts that he's sent to you, and
she goes, no, you have no text No, there have
been no texts, and he very calmly realizing that he's
dealing with a liar. Well, yes, just so scary, says Dereit.
I've seen the schedules's proposed.
Speaker 1: I've seen it, and you responding going back and forth.
Speaker 3: Right, so, I don't know what we're doing here.
Speaker 1: Now I want to stop you there as a just
as we're going through the evidence, people that I've seen
online say that PK is such a scam artist that
he will manipulate screenshots of texts.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I totally understand people thinking that MO
and PK are such close friends. There would be no
I'm sending you this stuff. It would just be strength fross.
You got to look at this, and he would hand
him his phone.
Speaker 1: I'm taking PK here and you know I can't. I
think he's a scumback. Yeah, but Dured also does something
that liars do, which is once she's put in a
corner with this, she quickly deflects and starts pointing that
he's a drunk, right Pat.
Speaker 2: There were so many moments I was thinking too, because
she just goes the amount of times that she was like,
look at me, Okay, he's been drinking for a year,
and it was like we just talked about the spreadsheet.
Why did you say that? Now? This is kind of nuts.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: As she where's your phone?
Speaker 3: As she drinks pure vodka.
Speaker 1: Durit has slowly slid down for me as just very unlikable.
Speaker 2: If she were not this hot, she would be probably
in a different place. But she is so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if she wasn't this hot, we'd be like, oh
my god. This is good people.
Speaker 1: How people get an advantage in life?
Speaker 3: Sutton got in Annullman, thanks for the zoom. Does anybody
give a shit about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I want to talk about this.
Speaker 2: This was Angie Casanavis's daughter being like, Okay, I don't
give a shit. That I'm Greek and I want to
go ride my horses.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know the daughter's name, but this is
one of those things where Sutton go, cry to your
friends about this. Don't put this on your daughter. I
know her daughter is probably in her twenties or some why.
Speaker 3: You can't get rid of Avi.
Speaker 1: Yeh. Yeah, go drink your vodka or whatever your drink
is at three in the afternoon and cry on Avi's shoulder.
That's what he's that's what you're paying him for. Don't
do this to your kids.
Speaker 3: Thoughts on those rops.
Speaker 2: Oh, I actually did have a thought that I forgot
to mention in the first episode or the first part
of the episode, when we saw Kyle getting ready to
pack and leave for the Hamptons. I believe we saw
a friend of and it said friend slash assistant, And
I thought to myself, Kyle is the type of person
who would have one of her friends be paid to
pack her things and then would get annoyed when something
would grow wrong at her friend as her friend, not
the assistant, and then they'd never talk again.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Well, the Kardashians famously did that. They ruined friendships by
having their friends be their assistance.
Speaker 3: Assistant.
Speaker 1: Didn't didn't Chloe's uh best friend?
Speaker 3: Bang? I'm impacted. Can you get the chopstick and shove
it up my ass again? Who was that host? Chloe? Sorry?
I don't know.
Speaker 1: Do remember when Bobby Brown picked poop out of Whitney's.
Speaker 3: I want to discuss this because the pit quick break
to talk about the pit. The pit is I can't
watch showing the pit is everyone's favorite. The pit is
everyone's favorite. Kaylin's sitting back here nodding. I love it
so Roby, are you a pit person?
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it.
Speaker 3: Now and get in the comments. Let us know if
you're a pit person. Me and Pattern not pit people, Caitlin.
Speaker 1: Is I close my eyes during a horror movie when
they go into someone's stomach or something.
Speaker 3: So the pit has gratuitous amounts of just disgustingness, so
completely unnecessary. The other day I walked in and there
was a woman's eye that was just disgusting and just
pink and pusted and protruding out like little Shop of horrors.
What's that little plant? And that's Symour Seymour looks Miss
Seymour on her face is just fucking disgusting, and so
I'm always like, I hate this show. I don't want
to watch it, and CC goes, You're never gonna believe
what happened in the last episode. There's an old woman
who came in with an impacted guy and they went
in there and they started rooting around in her shitter,
and of course you see all of it, right, Caylen,
is this correct? So far? You don't see them going, yeah,
I guess watching she is a gas pocket is released
and she lets out an incredibly long part, and because
she's an old woman, she says, Oh, I feel so
much better, and then obviously you've got a short window
before you need to get out of the way, and
then shit starts coming out, and so that's just like
you love that, I love you love that? Wow. Just
disgusting for the sake of being disgusting.
Speaker 1: What was that they've done those types of shows so
much like, oh, a procedural hospital show. What's the angle? Larry?
Speaker 3: All Right?
Speaker 1: I got it, man, We're actually going to show the
intestines out in the body. Right, Oh, I love it?
Speaker 3: And you know what, all you pit people, you you
know what HBO wants to do next. Cop procedurals. You
and all you pit people. You're bringing down the quality
of programming on this one's great station.
Speaker 2: I would like to say a couple days ago, I
could not go to bed until there when I was
home with Dylan and Pat. It was around three am
in the morning. Was when I was fund watching.
Speaker 3: Ruby days at Pats when yes, when.
Speaker 2: She's yeah, I say, Pat, you mee. Dylan and Pat
all hang out in the studio together with our sleeping bags,
and I was like, oh no, I can't sleep. So
I was watching videos and my TikTok algorithm was giving
me videos of women who were waking up from colonoscopies
and asking their husbands if they had farted while they
were farting, and it it made tears stream down my face.
Do you know what I mean? So, yeah, poop is yucky,
but it's also it's.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's a lot of fun. Yeah, it's a lot
of fun. So Ruby kaftans, Yeah, love. We get to
the Hampton's quite a beautiful lounge for the ladies at
the Jet Blue, Diamond, Crispy Sapphire Club. What's it?
Speaker 2: This is the special thing that lax does where you
get driven to you get your special foods with your
caviars anywhere in Los Angeles. They care your breakfast, lunch,
for dinner, and then they drive you to the plane.
You don't do yucky poor person security, right, and then though,
the best part is and then you get on the
plane with all the poor people.
Speaker 3: So right, Okay, got it? Hey, Rach, Hey, Rach. So
Jared is forty five minutes late. And you know we
were mentioning it last episode that the reason for the
animosity that Kyle experiences towards Dery is really one. I
think she understands that she's a yucky, crazy person, but
it's really the tardiness. And I cannot fault Kyle in
any way, shape or form for that at all. If
you were with someone who was constantly forty five minutes
is good for Dereed? Yeah, sometimes it's an hour and
half constantly late. This is no fucking reason. It would
drive me fucking insane.
Speaker 2: I'll go with Amanda here. This is and I'm not
like a super on time stickler type of person at all.
The egregiousness of people to think that you don't owe
someone a profuse apology that you are more than thirty
minutes late. These women show up to places an hour
and forty minutes late, and then they say things like.
Speaker 3: Did you order?
Speaker 2: They came and it was way later than he said
he would, so that's why. And it's like, okay, so
he could have literally come at three pm instead of
one pm? Right, So this why are you late today?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: So he showed up at four in the morning. Hello,
he showed up at eleven last night? So why are
you late late?
Speaker 3: Though? Right?
Speaker 1: I hate Darry.
Speaker 3: We get to rachel Zoe's house and there's or excuse me,
Amanda's house. No, rachel Zoe's house, and there's the whole
game there. Suzanne's there, Pam's there. It's gonna be fucking fun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they talk about dumping their asshole husbands.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well, last year rachel Zoe was ripping anxiety mets
and being by herself in the thrust of a decaying marriage,
and that's when she realized I am happier without him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was sweating it out, I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So let's talk about the silver Linings and the
Shrek of it All and manifestation. Oh, is this where
Erica Jane's got a new man?
Speaker 1: Well, she misses her sweetie in this car. And she's
not talking about that wrinkled up con man that's rotting
in a prison right now.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, she's talking about an ex operator, big,
big thick cock of a guy. Yeah. Yeah. Anything on
Erica Jane's baby.
Speaker 1: Well, they discuss a man's business model and note that
when it's too good to be true, it probably is.
And no one knows that better than swamp rat. Right Erica,
right right, flying around all all over the world with
eighty assistants, and right too, beginning true.
Speaker 3: Right Erica would know that. Let's talk about the welcome
Matt Canary in a coal mine. If you see this.
Speaker 1: Run away, I would say, to be greeted with a
tacky doormat like that, it just it reeks of thirsty.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I would equate this too coming to Kathy Hilton's house
and having the Hilton Honors things on your format.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 2: I would equate this to going to Monica Garcia's house
from Salt Lake City when she's trying to keep up
with the Joneses and it says live laugh love, Uh huh.
I think that this this along with her husband coming
in and her saying kiss me like you like like
me or meet it or something, and then her telling
the staff waiter to make sure that he got her
shoes in the photo. Yep, I hope that she ends
up just I hope she's okay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would equate it too if you
walked into somebody's home and there was just a far
too big pastel rendering of their entire family. Oh yeah,
it's just like that's a lot.
Speaker 1: You don't think that she has that in her house somewhere.
Speaker 2: I just don't treat have like a pop art photo,
like sexy photo of her. Someone has a sexy photo
of themselves. I believe that he's a housewife.
Speaker 1: It's a problems those as a photo in her bedroom.
Speaker 2: She probably does. Yeah, and again how is smiling as
though he has a point, and he's making me feel
bad because I like Bos. I like Bos because Bo
says things to Amanda like, what do you mean manifest money?
I got rich because I went to work and had
a job, Right, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: But uh, you know. Oprah So famously slept in a
room adorned with covers of herself. Allegedly, the magazines were
all around the room, and Oprah never let anyone else
on the cover.
Speaker 1: Of Never is that funny? Yeah, well, Natalie shows up. Yeah,
and let's the group know that she just came from
a toperware party that turned into a gang bang. She
has fun everywhere she goes.
Speaker 2: They bring the tupperware for samples after and then they
compare and everyone leaves.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: All right, so they still do tupperware parties.
Speaker 3: I think that might it that business boss by god right,
Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's because the plastics they get in your food.
Speaker 3: Damn, you gotta go glass. But it always takes me
back to Napoleon Dynamite. I mean, my god, the beauty
in there are two scenes surrounding tupperware that are absolutely
miraculous and dare I say, works of art. And there's
a reason why that made such an imprint on our
culture is because it was that good when.
Speaker 2: Napoleon rewatched that movie. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Rewatch it
if you have, I haven't seen it. It is it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So I don't remember who was driving the van.
I don't know if it was Kip or Napoleon, but
it's kid. It's Kip. They put the tough wear behind
the wheel to show its strength, and he obliterates it.
It breaks into a million pieces and then he just
drives away. But there's another there's another moment I think
with Uncle Rico wherein he gives the toughwear and he
the guy tries to break it and he's like, I
can't fucking I can't fucking break it. The quiet confidence
that that film has.
Speaker 1: Unbelievable by and I think it made it for like
forty grand By the way, Uncle Rego is the guy
on White Lotus, right, Yes, he's the only one that
made it out of that movie. He still has a
goddamn career.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, John Heater was just in a movie about
Marlon Brando, very.
Speaker 2: Odd or Miss Skater one the Skater Well.
Speaker 1: That was twenty years ago.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well was the Godfather pat You know, I know,
I know, but.
Speaker 3: But okay, okay, hey, I'm with you. It's not the
Rens against Patty. Okay in this moment. Okay, I'm with you.
Sometimes she's she's like a possum. And the thing about
possums is that people are scared of them, but they're
very loving, you know, and.
Speaker 2: They can't when you threaten them, like actually threaten them,
and they're really they'll just fall over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and they can't have Rabi's Wow, looks like rats.
I love possums. Let's get to the dinner. Eugene Levey
takes them to their table and we run Oh no, no, no,
who's the young.
Speaker 1: One, the son Amanda No, no, the son of Eugene Levy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dan, Dan, Dan Levy. He takes them to their
table and they run into Donna Karen, who is a
woman that I have heard of, and she is a
woman that has done things.
Speaker 1: I used to wear her shirts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the yeah, ye that she's a very,
very big deal. I would say that Rachel Zoe's recounting
of her being a mentor type of person to her
when she was younger actually does speak volumes to hopefully
the type of person that she is. And if there's
some weird scandal where Donna Karen has been responsible for,
like murdering puppies or something, I take everything back. But
she seemed lovely for how wildly impactful she's been on minute.
Speaker 3: I wonder if there's a TV movie kind of quiet
rivalry within the fashion world, like if people have big
fast fashion brands. I don't know if Rachel Zoe's stuff
is fast fashion, I think so does she? Like, is
she a bit of a pariah in the world of
like high level let me look ridiculous, it's halloween fashion?
Speaker 2: Her like TJ Max shit, I think makes more money.
So I think it's I don't know, it's like Israel
recognizing real. I do not know. Also, Rachel's styles people like, yeah,
that are very very very well Smith her exactly, and
not Willow. She refused, No, I.
Speaker 3: Won't do Willow. I won't do Willow. All right, So
the dinner is lovely, but we have to get to
the lunch of the manifestations of it all, and this
is where we get to the Malibu Barbie House. I think, like,
I don't know how I feel about using Barbie as
a cultural kind of touchdown of inspiration if if I'm
saying that prose is as but not when they get
older though, right?
Speaker 2: Did you not fucking watch everyone lose their minds over
the Barbie movie?
Speaker 1: My daughter and she goes to bed, and she's allowed
thirty minutes in her bedroom play and we obviously have
a speaker so we can hear her. Yeah, all that
she creates. Yeah, with the Barbie dolls.
Speaker 3: Trying to find an analog though like I wouldn't. I
wouldn't really look to Goku as uh as somebody like
I wouldn't be like, just like Goku and Gohan, I've
actually made it. Well, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Well, when you're a little kid and you you don't
know what the future holds, you have to and you're
envision what the future might be. Yeah, you have to
have something in your frame of reference to understand what.
Speaker 3: We get it, we get it. You love Amanda and
you think that you know, yeah you do, Yeah, you
did for Yeah, I love Amanda, all right, So I'd.
Speaker 1: Like to have her bank account honestly same.
Speaker 2: I hope she does because it's so big.
Speaker 3: I don't know that. I don't know that you would.
We'll see, Okay, Amanda's.
Speaker 1: This ain't helping.
Speaker 3: Lisa Barlow's going down for fraud. Meredith Mark's left the show.
She's not going down for fraud, but some fishies. Lisa
Barlow is going down for fraud. I think Amanda is
going to wind up in some hot water in the future.
Speaker 1: Here's what I think happened with Mereth Marx. If we're
being honest, I think they had a conversation with her
about her needing to cantail more. Yeah, and that was
probably the break or she have to not be included
and she chose not to participate. Yeah, but Mary Cosby's
the next to drop.
Speaker 3: Okay. Anyways, Amanda feels shady to me. Sutton is going
to professedly stated give her some really good advice, okay,
and that really good advice is an arbitrary amount of
importance placed upon an apology that on any given day
a real housewife would never give or either give a
not mean. So I agree with you that it's a
little nonsensical.
Speaker 1: And Sutton is so annoying, so annoying.
Speaker 2: But I if I were Amanda, this is one of
those times that I think you and maybe you don't
say it out loud, although she probably would, you internalize
that saying do not take advice from anyone you would
not want to trade places with, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh I like that. Let's get to jorit though.
Recapping the mediation, we've got progress. PK is going to
get Thursday to Sunday with the kids, and that's perfect
for deree, right, because Monday through Thursday they've got school
and she doesn't need to be around them. Okay, the
weekends you actually do things. You're right.
Speaker 1: By the way, the line of the episode is coming
up here from Deret.
Speaker 3: Oh why don't you deliver it?
Speaker 1: Oh? Sure, so de She shits all over PK. And
then she explains about their finances, and she says, and
I quote, I don't know, there could be a dollar
in his bank or a million dollars. And I want
both of you, or the entire audience, why don't we
all take a guess?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's guess.
Speaker 1: What is it? A dollar or a million?
Speaker 2: Twelve twelve dollars DOLLARSA.
Speaker 3: You lose prices, right, rules it's actually three dollars, is
the correct answer.
Speaker 1: By the way, she accused, and this I really hate.
This is so belittling. She accuses Mo of being a
loyal soldier.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah he is, but also your nuts. Rachel
Zoe speaks on an epidemic of essentially masculine identity crisis. Now,
I don't want to sound like I'm going against the queen.
I'm not going against the Queen. I think that she's
one hundred percent right. Men get to an age it's
called a midlife crisis. If that's coupled with a reckoning
of past examination that has not measured up to where
you want to be, you can get a little squirrely
and become not your best version of yourself. With that
being said, there's two sides of the street in marriage.
Let's not pretend like there was no.
Speaker 1: You didn't have any you didn't have any part of it.
Speaker 3: Come on, you know marriages can fail because of one person.
Speaker 2: But oh oh, but careful though, because because careful though,
but be really careful though, right, because because she is careful, right,
because she doesn't have a girlfriend that she's bringing around
their children, because they have kids. Right, So let's just yeah.
Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not going to be know, I'm not
going to be careful. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
have you broke up and they've broken we're talking.
Speaker 2: About years leading up to this, okay, but years of
what years of him feeling sad because he married someone will.
Speaker 3: He's on an island, he's on an island.
Speaker 2: Different And you marry a woman who's successful and makes
money and you take issue with it you deserve nothing.
Speaker 3: But this is because it's a little bit like our parents.
I think that's what's going on.
Speaker 2: I think parents, if you're going to be a loser,
loser and then marry someone who's a winner, winner.
Speaker 3: Like she's very she's on an island her time.
Speaker 2: I'm not on an island. But I will say I
don't know who Roger what he does? He have a
career outside of her. I thought he was very.
Speaker 1: Together for thirty years. Clearly, Look, people go apart and
they become different people. I can look, I don't know,
but why don't.
Speaker 3: Be scared of her? I need you to speak your own.
Speaker 1: No, I will say this Ruby, it's not just one
side story that it was she it was a perfect
marriage on her partner.
Speaker 3: He was that he could do a split. We could
do an eighty twenty split. I don't. I'm not. I
don't mind an eighty twenty split. And again I think
that rachel Zo is one hundred percent right. Men have
a lot of societal pressure they put on themselves, and
if they haven't measured up and they get to the
middle of their life.
Speaker 2: Literally whey wheah for all of their society. I think
that's what I'm saying, I think that's what she feels.
Speaker 1: She's like, I want to speak to him.
Speaker 2: He will take unfortunately for you my side.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, oh for twenty good or twenty happy? For
twenty everybody.
Speaker 2: No, But I'm not saying Pat. I saying I think
she thinks to her husband because I don't recall if
he was very successful, like he could be a like
a big finance guy or something separately from her. I
do not think that is the case. And I think
when your success is kind of tied or maybe because
of your wife's businesses and shit, that's tough. Also another
thing I'll say, even in support of Kyle, who I
think is yucky, when children are involved. It typically plays
out that the NPK there's one gender of parent that
is making out with women that are eighty three years
younger than their lives on the street, and there's other
genders of women that are are not doing that, And
that's grossy discussing.
Speaker 3: There are genders of women that don't.
Speaker 2: Do that, and also be careful to him because there
are genders of women.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we end the episode with this manifestation lunch
and things get pretty pretty wicked. Yeah, it's a manifestation moment.
Speaker 1: By the way, pretty sad that she leaves a audit
copy of her book on as a gift on the
table for everyone. That's pretty tacky.
Speaker 2: But when Erica said I'm gonna skim, that was the
only thing you could say.
Speaker 3: But we get to this moment where Amanda says, don't
call me a whimp in my own home. We need
to we need to crack this nut. Whatever tension we
have remaining, let's just go ahead and let's snap the
rubber band. Let's call her a cunt, Let's call her
a bitch, let's call her a lying or let's get
done with this, or let's get her off the show.
Speaker 1: That's right. She needs to go in those rooms where
you smash everything to get it out.
Speaker 3: Yep, and then I don't know it's cathartic, or drop this.
This is not gonna last much longer.
Speaker 2: We need her to be pushed to the moment where
she has a tamer judge you will never see my
face again eye and she runs off and then comes back.
Or we have to let the mouse go. She's got
to go.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would be I assume you've seen in the rags
that she leaves halfway through the season, but we see
in a trailer she's what, Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3: You know what, We've cracked it. She's not long for
this show. That's why Natalie was brought it. Natalie was
a late ad. She started getting sucked into the like
your theory, Amanda sucks.
Speaker 1: I mean, if she's smart, the damage is already done.
Speaker 3: Can I say something really quickly about this husband? Yeah, hey, buddy,
I know she makes the money, but like, let's not
have that fucking Matt welcoming missus money and company.
Speaker 2: My god, do you dance? Eddie? He comes in and
Eddie is like doing little kick flips and stuff, and.
Speaker 1: Like you should have a cocktail waiting for her when
she gets home.
Speaker 3: You know, Okay, this is this is it. This is
the end. I think this is the end of the episode.
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