Speaker 1: Hello, everyone, Welcome to episode fifth two.
Speaker 2: People muted immediately as I started the episode, which I
think is so funny.
Speaker 3: I was just before you started recording. I was just
the entire time.
Speaker 1: The timing is.
Speaker 4: I didn't want to ruin your episode with my cracker.
Speaker 1: The b if you want, that's a really good drawing.
Speaker 2: Daniel Green for our blind listeners, Daniel Green Drew, I
think something from Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3: Very cool, very cool. You said that, really well, good
job rolling that.
Speaker 1: Mark's really good at talking.
Speaker 3: Hey, Mustard, you said stuff, Hey, yeah, I want.
Speaker 1: Yeah he can. Yeah do Mark? You speak your speak
your little language.
Speaker 5: Ash nah Nazim battle ash naz that to look yeah hey,
and then like everything goes dark as I say that.
Speaker 2: And like Frost spitting first spitting hello everyone else comes
to episode fifty one. He's dragons. I'm sorry if my
sound is a little bit echoey. I am not currently
at home. I'm traveling, but we still do dn ds
even though I'm traveling because I'm dedicated to the cause
of role playing with my close friends, my compatrids and Schwabedi.
Speaker 1: We're here with.
Speaker 3: Swabedi ranks higher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're so close. You're essentially like we fused.
Speaker 3: We are essentially.
Speaker 1: We have one man. I am here with Swabti Cody.
Speaker 3: Hello. That's not what Cody sounds like. I don't know
why I did Hello. Hello.
Speaker 1: I'm here with taking one O one Anthony.
Speaker 3: I'm Anthony. Anthony doesn't really have a dialect. He's from
the future.
Speaker 2: So I am here with Daniel Green. Other than I
was known as the Shark. Oh no, is.
Speaker 3: The illusion ruined?
Speaker 4: These were all the same house.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just turned my camera to the right and
it's like, oh, we're experiencing the House of the Daniels.
Speaker 2: For my listeners, I am currently in Daniel Green's house
because my Wi Fi at the hotel was not good
enough to stream, which is why there was no one
p D last week.
Speaker 1: And I'm currently at Daniel Green's house.
Speaker 3: For It's very important to me that everyone knows that
if you visit me, I make you stay in a hotel.
I need you to be out of my apartment. When
that's fair, that's fair. Yeah, that's how it goes.
Speaker 2: So that that was a little plot tist for everyone
in chat. I don't think they expected that.
Speaker 6: The crazy thing is that's how it's always been You've
always been in his house that has been doing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm also here with Briggs. Norman, Norman Riggs.
Speaker 4: I think you gave up how you got to be.
Speaker 3: Norman Norman?
Speaker 4: This guy over stupid idiot Italian but not really.
Speaker 7: Genre of Italian but not really.
Speaker 3: What am I saying? He's lost it? So this is
gonna be one episode. Yeah, this is great. Last time on.
Speaker 2: The time Cody tamed three dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: My energy's infectious. He's going to have a hard time.
Speaker 5: I timmed one of them, and then the other two
came along because they kind of like liked the other one.
That was the way he goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was the big dog. So one of them
was made of feathers, which I think is the t rex.
One of them is made of scales, which was the
the triceratops. And there was a little flesh raptor with
human flesh with hair.
Speaker 1: He had. He had hair on his head.
Speaker 3: He had fabulous hair.
Speaker 2: But he's very flesh and he makes like a really
weird squelching noise every time he.
Speaker 4: Looks on.
Speaker 3: Just like but people don't do that. And they're made
out of human flesh.
Speaker 6: He's made up of lots of You don't don't squishy
sounds when you move around barefoot?
Speaker 3: I do. He's not wearing shoes.
Speaker 1: Do you think he's wearing shoes.
Speaker 3: He's like a child flooring bro grape.
Speaker 4: He's got like Nike shoes on.
Speaker 1: He's completely naked, but he's got things like MX.
Speaker 5: He's got like the fresh Jordan's sid squeaking as he walks.
Speaker 6: Rusted, You got yourself into a hole. Now, either the
island is covered in tiles or the dinosaurs wearing shoes.
Speaker 3: It's one of the two.
Speaker 2: No, No, he has an ability or wherever he work walks,
the ground beneath him turns into flesh as well, so
it's fleshing flesh. So you just everywhere he walks, Oh nice, Okay,
which is horrific thinking liquid does feel like water. He's like,
you know, like how in Frozen he like turns things
into ice when he walks on it.
Speaker 3: This is in Frozen, guys, you know how in Frozen? Yeah, Froz.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the guy from the Incredible movie now which I
would watch that.
Speaker 3: I would love Froze movie.
Speaker 1: That guy Frozen from the Incredibles, and maybe.
Speaker 3: Very stupidly said you know in the movie Frozen, so
we're giving him ship. Sorry she didn't understand the full context.
Speaker 1: He he walks and he makes ice. Maybe he does
bless raptor when he walks on the ocean, it makes
it into flesh, so he can walk across the ocean.
Speaker 3: That's so disturbing.
Speaker 4: But anyway, think about it.
Speaker 1: Think about it. Anyway, we were opening a chest, opening chests.
Speaker 2: And can touched the like the orb that was in
the chest, and his eyes gloves. I started going blue
and this water started turning around.
Speaker 3: Him, and then I slid his throat.
Speaker 1: Well, well we rolled initiative. Yeah, because you don't take the.
Speaker 3: Second he opens the chest. I slid his throat.
Speaker 2: The second he opens the test he touches the orb,
I mean second before.
Speaker 3: No, you can't open a chest then touch it orb
at the same time. Let's not be ridiculous. Now, all right,
let's go.
Speaker 4: We will see who's fucking quicker.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll roll.
Speaker 3: Let's yeah, let's roll initiative. Let's see how le this goes.
Speaker 4: I can I can explain how chains work in D
and D, just like you.
Speaker 3: Chains work.
Speaker 5: I did the action last so I actually it works
the same as Magic the Gathering because it's the both
Wizards of the Coast properties that would make sense to me.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you guys something cool? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: I have only ever used the website roll twenty for
this game. Yeah, and so it has the exact number
of hours we've been playing together, one hundred and thirty
eight hours. O love you guys. That nice.
Speaker 2: It's about double the amount of episodes we have, right,
but it'll be all be a little bit more because
you know you'll be in here doing like level ups
and other things.
Speaker 4: We'll open for a bit longer.
Speaker 1: But yeah, we're about we're about over a one hundred
hours of I D and D probably.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's like that's like a full baby to term. Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I don't true?
Speaker 1: So baby challenge.
Speaker 5: Bro?
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys that have participated in the one hundred hour
baby challenge where you get pregnant to give birth in
one hundred hours.
Speaker 5: My my hours played on ALL twenty is one thousand,
two hundred and sixty some mine's like three eight thousand
or something. Yours is stupid because you leave ALL twenty
open in a tab.
Speaker 3: You turn your computer off, cheating to get more one point.
Speaker 5: At any point during the week, at any different given day,
if I go into the usually twenty page Ford.
Speaker 3: You are there, lugged in. I don't want to hear
about your fake number. It's really dedicated to d D.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen, it's because I'm you know, whenever an idea strikes,
I've got to I've got to get to it as quick.
Speaker 4: Ass's got to be ready, got to be ready. All right,
we have seven hundred and sixty two hours.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna validate heay.
Speaker 4: Seven validates two hours, brain rot.
Speaker 3: I'm going to validate you because I always have Google
docs open for writing, because I just need, like literally
the time it will take me to open Google Docs,
I will like lose an idea because I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, me too, Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think I'm your best friend and not Mark. Yeah,
So why don't why don't you start Holly Whole back again?
Speaker 5: Daniel and Daniel whole?
Speaker 3: How about that? Huh?
Speaker 4: What's a hope?
Speaker 1: Let me and Daniel Green have that Mark doesn't.
Speaker 3: Have marks everything that you have exactly? Yeah, right, animal abuse,
animal abuse, animal abuse on YouTube.
Speaker 2: I'm not that into ye yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right,
you're right, you're right anyway, So we're back, Norman.
Speaker 3: Who's going first? Norman?
Speaker 1: Okay, Norman, don't worry you very quick, but not as quick.
Speaker 3: As Yeah, it's fine. What about like bone slan everybody.
Speaker 2: Bone slows with Washington and Bretta's all right, you got it,
So Norman and button to begin. Norman, you're a bit
further back because crowded round.
Speaker 3: The chance the sharks just not rolled initiative? The shark?
Speaker 1: Have you rolled initiative?
Speaker 3: I thought last time? Oh, we probably didn't carry it over.
I'm sorry, that was a different combat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, okay, you didn't select your token either.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: No, it's okay. No, I've added you in back.
Speaker 3: Yeh, there we go.
Speaker 1: That I didn't mean roll again.
Speaker 3: Yeah you did, clearly. That's fine. It's good. I'm gonna
killf whoa. That was very easy to accomplish.
Speaker 5: That's a reasonable response to this situation.
Speaker 3: I feel like, yeah, well, who's where's the police car?
Speaker 1: Like I need to Norman. Okay, okay, okay, we're back.
Speaker 3: We're back.
Speaker 4: We're back.
Speaker 1: Okay, Norman. He grabs the orb water stuff.
Speaker 3: We're close to thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: Okay, Norman, he grabs the orb.
Speaker 2: Water starts fountaining around him like a whirlpool.
Speaker 4: You see this power in his eyes.
Speaker 2: It's almost like he's not himself. Actually you're behind him soon.
Maybe you don't see his eyes, but you do see
the water. You see Anthony's getting like he's mid strike,
coming down towards him.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna do, Norman.
Speaker 2: Button turns to you and he says, Norman, whatever you'll do,
I will be there by your side.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it. Button.
Speaker 4: If I've ever seen a boss battle, this is it.
Speaker 7: Let him do it, and I'm gonna try a new spell.
Did he look? Describe the way this guy.
Speaker 4: Is He big?
Speaker 2: He's a pleguard, so he is like eight foot ish,
big blue. But he's wearing like, you know, like explorer
pirty gear a little bit. He's old though, he's got
big you know, white beard, but he's it looked feels
like he's looking more muscular than he did before. Beforehand,
he was just old, weary traveler, you know, little muscular
because he looks after himself. But now he looks fucking huge.
You know, he's getting muscular by the second.
Speaker 1: Coursing through his veins.
Speaker 7: This might not normally said, this might not be the
best attack, but I want to try it out. And
like a dark like energy comes out of his hand
and the Norman past blight.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, oh.
Speaker 7: Ucking yeah, product damage. You have to do a constitution
saving throw.
Speaker 6: Oh he doesn't have any constitution, only.
Speaker 1: Washington constitution saving throw.
Speaker 4: I know about those.
Speaker 3: I have to save the constitution.
Speaker 2: Got Nicholas cage.
Speaker 3: That was a declaration of independence.
Speaker 2: Sir Washington doesn't know that he's not alive yet, consay
from Kern. So Kern, you you start trying to drag
shit out of him. So he rolls all of his
saves with advantage. Oh that's just a fun thing. Oh no,
he got twenty one.
Speaker 4: So he does succeed.
Speaker 3: I knew it.
Speaker 7: I knew he would be he would be able to
handle this. But it'll still do some damage. And I
roll eighty eight.
Speaker 2: Oh so you take he takes half of there's still
good damage as water as you're sort of draining, so
like fifteen sixteen damage whatever, Yes, it rounded up down sixteen,
it's sixteen, all right, So you you start you heal
life as well, right, I.
Speaker 3: Didn't know that. I don't know.
Speaker 7: No, don't draining moisture and vitality from it. But I
don't get that vitality. Oh okay, great, great, an I'm
off the fallah piece or it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Oh, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: So you start draining out of him, like water droplet's
coming off his body. But he feels like this constantly
being replenished.
Speaker 3: Who's that?
Speaker 1: It's like SpongeBob.
Speaker 2: Wait, who's the spongeble character that when he gets water
on him he becomes super buff?
Speaker 3: That's but no, actually there is an episode of Spongebober
that does happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who who in SpongeBob? Was it SpongeBob?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, well he's like SpongeBob. The water was making him
buff anyway.
Speaker 7: Norman quickly says, well, I just wanted to try that out.
That was pretty cool. Fuck him up, Fuck him up
with your sword.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sir Boston will run forwards towards him, sword in hand,
ready to strike. He lifts the blade high into the air.
Speaker 1: Norman.
Speaker 2: Every time he lifts the blade into the air, he
like closes his eyes and he thinks of Norman, Yes,
and he strikes twice towards the beast. He hits one
of the attacks, dealing five plus eight damages. Daniel Green
rushes to the toilet across my eyesight. Okay, there's a
sword strikes down, hits the captain in the back, and
he slowly turns around. He sees Anthony there, he sees
sir Button, and it is now Captain Kern's turn. As
the water has been building around him and he's going
to do like a huge wave water typhoon, whirlpool attack.
Speaker 1: The water rushes around him.
Speaker 2: Everyone within a twenty foot radius of him.
Speaker 6: So like everybody basically, okay, that's most of us, but
not Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't count you, Cody, but I
would count your dinosaur.
Speaker 1: Has to do a con a strength saving throw.
Speaker 4: Just out or just in this you're just out, I'd see.
Speaker 2: You're just anyone who was like not in the sort
of radius of being engaged with the treasure chests. So
anyone who's disinterested is just out. But Willhelm, the Dinosaur's, Anthony, Button,
Blackbeard are all within the range, and I need strength
skill checks from saving.
Speaker 1: Throws from all of their trenth No, that's not good.
Speaker 2: Oh this is bad. From everybody. Willhelm is away from
his computer saving he's fucking looney Tunes, runs into the room.
Speaker 3: Straight saying that easy, that's my strongest suit. What fools,
what fools?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, you also found Oh god, everyone caught into
that water gets pushed back fifteen feet and takes forty five.
Speaker 1: Force damage.
Speaker 3: Yeah did the dinosaurs?
Speaker 1: Did the dinosaur safe?
Speaker 4: He's so strong?
Speaker 1: He's yeah, yeah, he's strong.
Speaker 3: But then again, so as will Helm.
Speaker 4: He feels as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why. He has a plus seven.
Speaker 2: He as well as well, So he also takes but
he's high health, so don't worry about it. So you
guys all get pushed back by this force of water,
and he looks, he stands up and he looks around.
Speaker 1: Yes, finally the power. It's shod a vest storia. I
will become god. And he's like tweaking.
Speaker 2: Out a little bit, almost inhumane the way that he
is moving.
Speaker 4: He's using hacks. He's hacking.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we all get pushed back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll get pushed back at Anthony. It is now
your tone.
Speaker 6: All right, Yeah, I think I'm gonna try this again. Okay,
so can he since he pushed us all back. This
might actually help us. I need a thirty foot cube here.
If I were to do this, would that affect Blackbeard
and Willhelm in the process and this dinosaur?
Speaker 1: I suppose what is the spell that is hypnotic pattern?
Speaker 3: I used it last time?
Speaker 1: Doesn't it is a cube.
Speaker 3: It's a cube. Yeah, and it's fifteen foot radius or diameter,
thirty foot cube within range.
Speaker 1: Oh I see yeah, I mean, uh, yeah, you're good.
You're good. You could only hit.
Speaker 2: Right, he's specifically pushed everyone back fifteen feet.
Speaker 4: So if it's a fifty.
Speaker 6: Wisdom wisdom saving throw, then okay, it's like a light
it's like a disco ball, like, come on baby, it
gets those over him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he succeeds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he does have advance. It's one of the things
that the Old gives him.
Speaker 3: Does the tyrannus does the triceratos.
Speaker 2: Succeed No, the trisps is out of range. He's out
of range, pushed my fifteen feet.
Speaker 6: So all right, Well, if that's the case, then I'm
just gonna use my defensive field as my bonus action to.
Speaker 3: You hypnotize my t right.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, he's out of rain.
Speaker 3: No no, no, I don't. I don't hypnotize a dinosaur. I don't.
Speaker 6: I'll gain ten temporary hip points in my bonus action
as my as my defensive field goes up. Okay, and
I'm gonna move a little bit away. I'm gonna move
behind this rock next to Blackbeard. I'll regroup with black
Beard and figure out a plan.
Speaker 1: Black Beard when.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, I'm just gonna light him on fire.
Speaker 1: It's it's worked before.
Speaker 3: All right, you do that. I'll shove a lightning pulled
up his ass. Should have done that earlier, but I
wanted to try the hypnotic thing.
Speaker 8: I listen, He's just Pokemon is one guy.
Speaker 3: We can give.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right, Blackbeard, he's made a fire. I mean,
he's made of water, and my fire might not work.
Can you light him up with lightning?
Speaker 3: Anything?
Speaker 2: He's made of flesh, I could burn him.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll be fire and lightning. Black Beard and
Anthony new best friends. All right, let's go great.
Speaker 1: What what is your name?
Speaker 3: Anthony? Nice to meet you.
Speaker 4: Nice to meet you, Anthony.
Speaker 3: I don't think, Yeah, Anthony and Blackbeard? Never before?
Speaker 1: You remind me of someone I don't sure who.
Speaker 3: You remind me of? My Grayandpa. I've never met all right,
black Beard, rewise you he's never met. If you've you've
only had stories of him. I don't know. I don't
know how many impression comes across stories and pictures. I
don't know. I just feel a kinship with Blackbeard at
this moment. I don't know.
Speaker 5: Okay, Cody Orrop, Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna I still
have my teleprothic lingue with TX. I'm gonna ask him, like,
first of all, hey buddy, do you have a name.
Speaker 1: I dropped my earbuds.
Speaker 3: I said to the t Rex, hey buddy, do you
have a name?
Speaker 1: I thought you gave him a name last episode, you.
Speaker 5: Know, I I think last time I said something like
he already, he must already have a name.
Speaker 3: I can't just give him one, right, my name is.
Speaker 4: Joe Class that I swear you're yeah, you know what.
Speaker 3: I need.
Speaker 5: I need some sort of a nim to like just
like call him to give and stuff. And the only
two dinosaurs from like pop culture that Cody might reasonably
know in my head the one from the Flintstons, which
is just like yeah, all fucking Godzilla, and I'm like.
Speaker 3: Gamba came too.
Speaker 5: I guess, yeah, this is Cody, though he's only gonna
have the level.
Speaker 4: Knowledge Bonnie right?
Speaker 1: Who Bonnie?
Speaker 3: Yeah about Barney? Was Barney from the eighties?
Speaker 1: Bonnie does?
Speaker 3: Is he not hold that? I'll check Bonnie.
Speaker 5: Maybe yeah, Bonnie dinosaur birth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Cody feels like this sort of guy who would
watched Bonnie.
Speaker 5: Still Bonnie is from apparently nineteen ninety two okay before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is a decade after I was. He's the guy.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, I'm just gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna think
about that one Godziller is sticking in my head. But
for now, I'm just gonna say it, right, Raw, I
need you to chomp this guy.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Can I just say your pronunciation incredible?
Speaker 3: But I thank you? Right?
Speaker 4: You know if you studied dinosaur.
Speaker 3: No, but I've been practicing. You know I.
Speaker 4: Can hit you through the room.
Speaker 3: Are we fighting or not? What? Oh? Sorry, I was
having a moment with my dinosaur. Frank.
Speaker 5: I'm going to stole my action for now because I
know the dinso goes after me. I'm gonna ready my
action to after after my dinosaur walks closer and like
hits this guy. Then I'm going to Okay, I'm just
I'm worried about hitting the dinosaur or some magic.
Speaker 3: No, actually, no, I'm not.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna use my spell from here from
the top of the dinosaur. I'm gonna use a spell.
I'm gonna I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Use col lightning.
Speaker 4: That's what that seems.
Speaker 5: Oh, we're outdoors, I'm gonna call lightning at the fourth level.
Speaker 1: Great, great, great, go ahead and do it.
Speaker 5: So clouds come out overhead and a giant lightning strike
falls down on top of on top of Kern, and
he needs to do a DC seventeen dextery.
Speaker 3: He's gonna take twenty seven lightning damage.
Speaker 1: Lightning strikes con.
Speaker 2: And he looks up at you, Cody as the lightning
courses through his body. Yeah, he takes that full twenty
and damage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm I can now.
Speaker 5: As a bonus, actually into my turns cast that again.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, amazing.
Speaker 3: But that's that's it for my tough Now t Rex
turn track.
Speaker 1: Time, t Rex time. All right, t Rex time, t
Rex time. It's actually all the dinosaurs. So he's he's
what do you want me to do? Boss?
Speaker 4: Friends, Well, I told him on my turn to trump
this guy trump this.
Speaker 2: Guy all right, he starts communicating with the other dinosaurs
and they all surround the guy.
Speaker 1: Man, they're all just going to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dinosaurs pull out guns.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they all weapons, diner boor youth charm.
Speaker 5: By the way, did the switchblade? Did the lightning seem
to have any extra effect on him? Because of the
water isn't like just the same as it.
Speaker 1: Was just the same. He's not made out of water.
Speaker 5: But yeah, yeah, and I figured I figured just check it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Sarah is gonna stomp flesh raptors dinner.
Speaker 1: You fucking piece this guy, the flesh raptor.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this guy hit as well. Oh my god,
the flesh raptor does pull out a fucking switchblade. It
just starts stapping the dude.
Speaker 5: Thirty seven damage, fifteen damage, twenty two damage.
Speaker 2: H thirty seven plus fifteen plus fourteen plus eight is.
Speaker 3: Seventy four seventy four damage. Go fuck with dinosaurs, man,
he's grappled.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the three dinosaurs come round Captain Kern and
he looks up.
Speaker 1: Who cannot phrase me, I'm going to become a guard.
You are just a creature. And then the fucking t
Rex chumps him.
Speaker 2: The fucking Tyronnosaur of the Sorry Sarah tolds, fucking stomps
the name of the flesh wraptor claws out of him.
Speaker 1: He takes seventy four damage. His buddy is bloodied and wound.
Speaker 3: God damn. All right, well the dinosaurs are doing most
of the work.
Speaker 1: Here there go, Willhelm. It is your turn. You all
muse it. I cannot stress this enough.
Speaker 3: I am not muted. I was doing a very good
job of pretending I already got you, fan, don't worry.
I'm gonna go ahead and use my not a weapon
because it's not a weapon. It's legally not a weapon.
It's in the law. And I'm gonna go for a
improvised weapon hit you have toward my action surge. Oh
you'll worry, okay.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sume you walk towards him to do this.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Okay, so I still get my action surgeon
every ye ye, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go and do
my and I'm gonna another one.
Speaker 1: Did those hit those first one?
Speaker 3: Hit?
Speaker 1: Second one doesn't?
Speaker 3: Okay, we do eat damage.
Speaker 1: Eat damage.
Speaker 2: He's getting ripped up by dinosaurs and you come around
with your bible basher sort of bonk him on the
back of the head.
Speaker 3: Okay, and I'm gonna use my final what's the thing?
It's uh, the thing lost me a third attack. It's
not action surge, but it's actra attack. That's what it's called.
I'm an idiot, and I'm just gonna use my monk fist.
Is that hit? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That hits?
Speaker 3: And then I'm just gonna and uh, I somehow do
almost as much damage punching him as yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So you run up, you smack it with the thing,
and then you just punched him from behind. Is that
the end of your turn?
Speaker 1: Willhelm?
Speaker 3: Uh? And then wait, who's up to fight next? George Washington?
I'm gonna turn to George and just go finish shit.
Speaker 1: Well, Captain curt Is gonna take a legitary action.
Speaker 2: So at this moment, with all the dinosaurs rounding him,
he's going to I think he's going to create a
tidal wave to push them back.
Speaker 4: I think he can do that. Uh.
Speaker 2: Could be a bit of I'm so sorry that this
like browsers so like you for me for some reason.
Speaker 3: No, it's cool. Oh wait, don't I have another attack?
You have Actually you have actions search.
Speaker 1: Did you use action search?
Speaker 3: I didn't, can't do that or to too late.
Speaker 1: I guess you can do that. Nice, that gives you
two more attacks you can do your with not a weapon.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, then I'm going to do a goading attack.
Make him come at me. Okay, goading attack.
Speaker 2: One hits, go ahead, do the damage and you can
get an extra TA as well. Nice, and he is
not godd but you have another attack to go ahead.
Speaker 1: You just fucking burning adrenaline from behind. You keep hitting
him when you're not a weapon. Oh my god, nine
and eleven.
Speaker 2: That's twenty damage as you're furiously smacking into him.
Speaker 3: All right, well he is not the lasting goat or.
Speaker 1: No, do you want to do another? Do you want
to burn another goating attack?
Speaker 3: Yah, I'm spending him. I don't think we're an in
combating in today. So sure, okay, okay, that's an assumption
for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, he's not good, but you do roll your two
D eight for the extra damage from your maneuvers. So
do that as well, because you are really pommelling him.
He's getting it ripped apart by dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: I'm just this guy, he's really not gotable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's you do, he's god, you know, he's taking
a lot of damage.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, fuck it, he's just gonna do
a whirlpool again.
Speaker 1: He is in a he's in dire straits, and it's
his best move.
Speaker 2: So he after being pummeled by dinosaurs, I need all
the dinosaurs and Willhelm to do another strength saving throw.
As water ushes around, he's constantly pushing out walls of
water and storms and desperately releasing as much managed magical
energy as he can to stay alive.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and then Triceratops.
Speaker 4: So we've got.
Speaker 1: A couple of successes.
Speaker 4: Willhelm, can you do a strength for me?
Speaker 3: Yep, I got you, fame. I know why I'm saying
famil are today.
Speaker 1: That's why. It's just your mood.
Speaker 4: Sorry, just your mood.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's saving through Yeah, yeah, you got it.
Speaker 1: You got it. So you take nine yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So you take half damage, you take twenty one damage,
and the Tyrannosaurus Rex succeeds, so he also really takes
twenty one.
Speaker 1: The other the other two creatures, the other.
Speaker 2: Two dinosaurs, the Triceratops and the flesh wraptor take the
four forty five.
Speaker 4: But they're still standing. They just get pushed back.
Speaker 2: They are they are, I mean, they're dinosaurs tough, so
they get pushed back in the waves, but they are
still standing. And that means it is now George Washington
and bone snawes turn.
Speaker 7: Norman pushes back his glasses and he's just like George Washington.
Speaker 4: He's one, all right, I could feel it. He's cracked.
Speaker 1: God bless America.
Speaker 2: This guy was the one who wanted to steal our constitution, right, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: How could you? I wrote that constitution?
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: You know reality did in this version. He did.
Speaker 1: Every page, every word, every letter was me.
Speaker 3: So George Washington is just a straight up dictator in
this version of reality.
Speaker 1: Then, but we voted on each word, each letter, each
I was.
Speaker 3: Just the one who wrote them down.
Speaker 1: Twitch plays Pokemon. It was like that.
Speaker 4: But like for watching knows that of Normande.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, all right, he's gonna he's gonna do a.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, a flame strike. Is anyone within ten feet
of him? Yeah, I am, I'm sorry and the t rex, Yeah,
he's gonna do it anyway. He's George Washington. So from
the sky a giant pillar. I think it's from the ground,
actually a pillar of flames. It erupts out of the
ground with holy magic coming from his democracy book. And
I need Willhelm Kern and the t Rex to do
a he's a saving.
Speaker 4: Charactery saving two. Yeah.
Speaker 3: How much health does the t Rex on?
Speaker 1: By the way, he is on half health.
Speaker 3: Oh he's a big boy though.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm just gonna roll this together.
Speaker 1: It's not even Oh no, did I get that right?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's his eight d SX is just forty six
plus forty six.
Speaker 2: So you you you fail, Wilhelm, So you take the
four twenty six. Kern is going to make his saving
throat as well the advantage wrong button. Well, he succeeds
both ways. Okay, so he's only gonna take half damage
and the t Rex.
Speaker 4: Is also going to make.
Speaker 3: It saving throw.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's The t Rex is good at dexterity.
Speaker 4: So he failed.
Speaker 3: I would be surprised if he was.
Speaker 2: He takes a four twenty six THENX like park, Yeah,
what's up?
Speaker 3: So one of my ally just harmed the t Rex?
Speaker 2: Yeah, George Washington did accidentally harm the t Rex.
Speaker 4: What is it what is it?
Speaker 5: What does the only is only friendly to me because
it is charmed by the spell animal friendship?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is What is the exact wording?
Speaker 5: Because it's if one, if you are one of your
companions harmed the target, the spell ends.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's not Tex is no longer charmed by me.
Speaker 5: It is still under the effect of beast bond for
the next ten minutes, though, so it can still communicate
with me.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, Well I did not know that you discuss
you got to talk to this.
Speaker 2: Actually, Norman goes, he's and one or whatever and one.
Speaker 4: You're a close you'l Daniel Greene.
Speaker 2: Can you inform Kayla that this pot is seems to
be bubbling over?
Speaker 3: Oh, Kayla, the pot is bubbling over, she says, suck
it up.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll suck it up.
Speaker 10: It drips fat into the sink. It's part of what
makes it. It's supposed to it's supposed to drink. Okay, okay, sorry,
I'll cut that out. It's just dripping fat down. And
I was like, that doesn't look great. No, this is
my favorite thing she makes. I'm so excited to share
it with you.
Speaker 4: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: It's not gonna suck.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're having we're having dinner later and sorry it
does a little wonder.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm dinner with kill.
Speaker 3: Specifically, Mark says he wants to eat with you. Deal.
Speaker 1: The flame strike comes out of the ground.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we're plenty.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, sorry, he cotributed himself with that laugh, so
I can only hear it through the wall.
Speaker 1: Okay, the flame stuck comes out of the ground. It burns.
You will help. You're still standing because you have so
much HP. Cern is wounded, he's bloody, blood dropping down
his face.
Speaker 2: The t rex is hit with a wave of fire,
and all of a sudden, the t rex goes, what
the fuck are you doing.
Speaker 3: On my back?
Speaker 5: We we're friends, Remember, you're helping us.
Speaker 3: What I'm here to help you? What the hell?
Speaker 1: But I'm on fire and I'm.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm I'm helping you with the fire.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna need but I kind of check
for this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is going to be a animal animal deception,
animal hand running. Let's see it, Cody, you're good at that, right,
four animal deception? Is that what the dog whisperer guy does? Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, fourteen is not good enough. You needed at
least a fifteen PUV or this t rex. All of
a sudden, you sort of come to form, being like
in this sort of charm like state, and you are bleeding.
You have got force like bruises all over your body,
scars from flames, and some guy in pink spandix is
on your back you've never seen before, and you're like,
yeah he is.
Speaker 1: He is upset.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: He's an angry He's an angry boy.
Speaker 2: But good news, Bones Slaw is here. Yeah, Bones Slaw
is gonna run up to Captain Kern. He bashes his
hands together and creates the the, the.
Speaker 3: The what's the word guard?
Speaker 4: Let's yeah, he creates the gauntlets of energy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bashes his hands together, he creates gauntlets of huge
gauntlets of energy around his hands, and he's going to
go to town on Captain Kern. And this has a very
real possibility of finishing off this guy.
Speaker 3: He'll do a command bone super silkin.
Speaker 2: Super sulkin. The spectral fists come down one four. They
both hit damn, oh fuck you dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, chrisy.
Speaker 2: Your suck and he smashes his two fists into the character.
Speaker 3: You were with words and God.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry he kills him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that smashes.
Speaker 2: Two holes into this whole guard, water sprays out, the
the thing in his hand, drops to the ground and
shatters as he falls down horizontal.
Speaker 1: Indeed, beaten.
Speaker 3: He turned this whole god into a hole. God, m
we need to stop. That was very good, really well
done there, Thank you, thank you. Sorry Briggs, I didn't hear.
Speaker 5: Did you you want to appreciate that one as well?
Speaker 3: Do you give me like a little did you want
to thank you?
Speaker 5: Think? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Just make sure mate and say it was good. I
didn't remember I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I was like, I thought, what would be better
is like you turn that whole guard into a hole.
Speaker 1: No, but like thought that was that's what he was saying.
He just said, But I.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, but yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think the word to the professionals exactly.
Speaker 3: You guys are professionals, this.
Speaker 1: Whole god into a half god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, who guard into a guard? I think we're focusing
too much on Yeah. Now I think the moment has
passed that.
Speaker 1: They is that funny?
Speaker 3: Chat chat? Whole? Is that funny? It's not even one
of my dumb jokes is that funny chat. What are
we thinking?
Speaker 2: If you guys don't know, overwhelmingly, I will kill Cody's character.
Speaker 5: Okay, guys, it's been good. It's been such a run.
Speaker 3: Come on down and join old Tony up in heaven,
I will say. Seeing such an amazing display of brutality.
You just hear the shark give us soft. Oh yeah,
that's good.
Speaker 2: You're like that Wilhelm Proe and store turns over and
he flexes big spectral fist in one hand.
Speaker 3: Just pitching a tent. God, all right, ricked up.
Speaker 1: It's so visible as well, because he is just wearing ropes,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: So it's just like the start.
Speaker 1: Lifting full mast. All right, all right, well everyone wroted knows.
So Cody the t Rex opens its mouth.
Speaker 5: You said, you said overwhelmingly in sixty one percent, I'd say,
isn't overwhelmingly?
Speaker 3: You know, it's a majority.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, you know, Cody death means Cody death. No,
of course, I'm joking. But the combat is not quite
over because you did disturb the t Rex.
Speaker 3: We're fighting the fucking t rex.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, thank you Washington, Thank you, Washington. Guys won
it is now black Beard and Barretta's turn though, Oh
my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: This is yeah.
Speaker 3: We're fighting a t rex and I'm just like, oh shit,
im in the moment. Here we are, we're here. I
will say.
Speaker 5: I will say that there's like obviously other dinosaurs here
besides the t rex, and I'm on the back of
the t rex like as as you guys can see it,
visually getting riled of me, Like I'm like, guys.
Speaker 1: Leave this one to meal, Okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Black Beard is next to Anthony behind the rock and
he doesn't know that Kern is dead. He turns to
Anthony and he's like, all right, the plan is to
go over with this rock and just start blasting, right,
Let's do it.
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Okay, all right, you go. I'll be
right behind you.
Speaker 2: Black Beard jumps in front of the rock. He's already
prepared the fireball.
Speaker 1: And it's common.
Speaker 4: And he flings it.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, that's gonna hit Wilhelm Bone, slow Court.
Speaker 4: And the t rex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, black Beard, all his attack, black Beard, Yeah, we
we ourselves off for this.
Speaker 2: Throw all of you cord.
Speaker 3: He's dancing away.
Speaker 2: From that one, uh dance man.
Speaker 6: Poor t rex bone slats dance and he has.
Speaker 3: That'sxterity is not my strong suit.
Speaker 1: Felt it is decent as well.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, the t rexits almost button. Write this
down how not to use magic.
Speaker 6: I do not fireball random ship. I know it's fun, guys,
but come on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Wilhelm, you take thirty damage and I'm going to
take fifteen. So the fireball explodes in front of you, guys.
Speaker 1: BlackBridge, Oh, it's good to be back.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 3: Wait did he fireball?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 6: Oh Blackbe did that? Did Blackbird just light up Kern's corpse.
Speaker 1: Where Coern's corpse where he last knew Kerne was.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think he even registered that Coerne was dead yet.
He just thought he's on the ground.
Speaker 6: Well he's definitely he's definitely dead now, but we've had
a Viking funeral for him disintegrating.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Bretta is looking on and she doesn't know what has
she stood in the cuffs.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: She has her gun back, I her her gun.
Speaker 2: She has the gun with her, and she's looking up
at Blackbird and she's looking at with Cody, and she's
off two minds. A.
Speaker 1: She follows a captain or b.
Speaker 4: She does something.
Speaker 2: Smart, and she looks over and she's going to point
the cannon, probably at the t rex because it sees
it thrashing around. And she says to Cody, Cody, give
me one good reason not to fire this cannon right now, I've.
Speaker 5: Got it under control. There are other dinosaurs for you
to worry about.
Speaker 2: She turns around to the other dinosaur to worry about
this one, the flesh one.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's that, that's the one I've been
worried about, Like, look it in.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll blow this fucking flesh guy. So she's
going to fire off her cannon at the flesh guy,
big gun.
Speaker 3: So the dinosaur charm was turned off for all.
Speaker 5: Of them, Yeah, because it was he had Just dinosaurs
aren't actually charmed.
Speaker 3: They were just following the fat a lot.
Speaker 4: The decks roll from the wrap.
Speaker 2: It's also it's honestly, this, oh my god, this the
rapture is incredible with a critical success. She after the explosion,
the raptor just jumps over it. Like the raptor has
sunglasses for some reason. Now we all we all said
he was a flesh raptor with like blonde hair, right,
so his blood has swooping. He's got the sunglasses, he
says in a dramatic and cool way.
Speaker 1: He still takes some damage.
Speaker 3: What this is well done. I'm really into it today.
It's feeling good.
Speaker 4: And he lands and he bows.
Speaker 1: Norman, it is your turn.
Speaker 7: This adventure is answering so much fun first for pirates,
and now we're fucking fighting dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: This is amazing in my head the entire time I'm
hearing Burner, I like John Williams.
Speaker 7: Norman's have like one foot or like five ft to
the side, flourishes his dagger and uses steel wind strike
on all three dinos.
Speaker 3: Oh, I lied, you.
Speaker 4: Don't wait Cody. Did Cody say or did he didn't
want us to attack it?
Speaker 3: I said, I said for the TRX specifically, I said,
leave this to me.
Speaker 7: Okay, Like I've got there, guys, He's gonna attack the
other two dinos.
Speaker 2: Then all right, what sort of same with third do
they have to do? Or you roll into hit both
of them.
Speaker 7: Choose up to five creatures you can see within rain
maca Mealy spell attacking, and each.
Speaker 4: Of them on hit you roll it just got hit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, roll roll your like spell attack d twenty
plus your spell casting proficiency, spell casting thing, you know
what that is. You told me you had seven hundred
hours in roll twenty.
Speaker 4: It's basically chromatic orb, right, it's basically.
Speaker 1: Just roll the chromatic orb. Okay, you hit the first one.
Speaker 2: Uh wait, let me check the flesh Raptor. You do
not hit the flesh Raptor. He's the guat do the damage.
Speaker 1: What does the damage?
Speaker 4: Oh, I got sixty.
Speaker 2: Ten, roll sixty ten. Roll the sixty ten, so you
still wins.
Speaker 4: It's slash.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? There's no way you did half slash.
You have seven hundred hours in roll twenty. Briggs eighty
A all the enemy Briggs, that's a shit.
Speaker 1: That's shit, that's a shit.
Speaker 4: That was pretty bad.
Speaker 1: Out of a potential sixty damage, you did twenty six,
not even half.
Speaker 2: So you're still wind swipes strikes through the triceratops and
you do cut it. You do not kill it, but
you do cut it considerable damage. The flesh Raptor just
avoids it with his sunglasses. He looks awesome in the
explosions and the wind blowing his hair back.
Speaker 7: So I'm going to be behind the flesh one on
that second screen when I missed, but I am going
to say, button, follow up, dagger them.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: A Button runs up to the flesh Wraptor, a button
versus flesh Raptor, who will come out on top.
Speaker 4: He draws his blade. Everybody makes twenty but ten thousand
hours on Reddit.
Speaker 2: Everyone making predictions. He has a chance of finishing off
the flesh Raptor right now because flesh Rafter does.
Speaker 3: Not have a lot of help. I think he's gonna
do it. I think he's got it and he's gonna
miss He's.
Speaker 1: He's got it, he's got it, he's got it.
Speaker 3: Go button, Go button. Oh yeah, And then we saw
the t rexter deal with So. Try Sarah toops and
then Cory's gonna deal with.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Sir Button runs up to the flesh Raptor, who's like
posing still like fire smoldering behind him, sunglasses reflecting buttons
lightning as it strikes down and cuts him clean in half.
Speaker 1: Sir Button poses like an anime character as.
Speaker 2: The flesh Raptor explodes like a Michael Bay film behind him.
He then looks over you. He looks over at Norman.
He says, he just gives you a look. Actually, he
doesn't say anything. He just gives you a look.
Speaker 4: Was like, was that cool?
Speaker 1: Am I cool?
Speaker 11: Was?
Speaker 4: And like this the Norman is like a nod of approval.
Speaker 1: And then he sheaves his sword. Kerne is dead, Anthony.
It's your turn, all right.
Speaker 3: I poked my head out from this rock and I
just okay, Kern's dead. One dinosaur's dead, Anthony, Anthony.
Speaker 2: Yes, you made a deal with black Beard that you're
both going to jump over this rock and stop blasting.
And he and he started basting, and it's only a
couple of seconds later. You do not know what's happening.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 6: Uh well, okay, then I'll do this. I'll jump over
this rock up.
Speaker 2: Enough to realize that Kerne is dead when you jump
over the rock. But you are going to jump us
over that rock.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: So I'm over here now, I've jumped over the rock,
and I'm going to use the lightning bolt in that direction,
which will also hit the tricera tops because it's like
a one hundred foot branch.
Speaker 2: So you flip over the rock, you see that Kernn
is dead, turn it down, light him up, sixteen roll deck,
saying what's holy ship?
Speaker 1: Even my god, you're alled like six sixes.
Speaker 3: Holy ship, I did.
Speaker 1: How the fuck damage? Aloys max damage?
Speaker 2: And also even if they both succeed their saving close,
it will still kill them. So Anthony, you jump over
the rock and strike the lightning. Lightning blusts in the
in Kerns direction still, but that would hit both of
the dinosaurs.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 2: And if you go like a little bit further like
you yeah, yes I could, Yeah, yes, it works. It
works the mastically you jump over the rock. You've not
heard Cody say leave this lord to me. You just
start you post the post of your life and you
ev Appora two dinosaurs Cody. The t rex that you're
on top of, do you want to give it a name?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What's its name?
Speaker 3: His name was Godzilla.
Speaker 2: Godzilla turns into Ash from Pokemon.
Speaker 5: He turns into Ash.
Speaker 1: He just gets completely fried and his body.
Speaker 2: Is it like like slowly dis Yeah, as his body
starts falling apart.
Speaker 3: While I have my telepathic link with him like will
fall to the flow and his body just starts like
crumbling Ash and I have run up to his giant
dinosaur head and I'm like.
Speaker 5: God, damn it, I'm sorry, buddy. I didn't mean to
bring you into this just for.
Speaker 3: You to die.
Speaker 1: You killed me.
Speaker 8: I know who, I know why. I have done nothing
wrongue to you. I did nothing. I did nothing. I'm
the last of my kind.
Speaker 4: I was the last.
Speaker 2: One he dies. Those are the last three dinosaurs in
this investoria. Wow, Blackbird canonically killed the rest.
Speaker 3: Well they were that anyway because they weren't gonna be
able to They're all males, right, so like you know,
you didn't know that life uh finds a way. Well
not anymore. They're fucking ash now, Okay, that did Okay,
So is combat technically over?
Speaker 1: Combat is now not just technically over, but actually over.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. I'm put forward straight up. This is
in character, and I want you to think about what
just happened. I was lit on fire twice by black Beard.
He did most of the damage.
Speaker 2: You were lit on fire once by black Beard and
once by Washington.
Speaker 3: Washington. Oh did I do I notice that though? Or
did I not notice? There was two different sources.
Speaker 5: He's the thing you would know it was like a
holy fire from what came from the command.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they both actually yelled their attacks before doing it,
so it would be.
Speaker 3: I am Washington attacking you. I am black Beard attacking you?
Speaker 4: Which one hit me?
Speaker 3: Last? Those black Beard? I genuinely think the sharking character
would not be fucking okay with that.
Speaker 1: That is, but he's found peace because he forget.
Speaker 3: But someone's throwing a fucking grenade at you a second time? Okay,
the other cheek, Well, I.
Speaker 2: Hide the Bible is not a weapon, and it turns
into a weapon.
Speaker 3: I am going to hurl my not a weapon at
Blackbeard with intent to just hurt. Just send a message
of cut the ship. Is that all right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Roll to it's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Throw a weapon, still strength, So just roll the not
a weapon, improvised weapon button not a weapon.
Speaker 4: You hit him, do the damage nine.
Speaker 3: And if he doesn't take that on the chin and
understand why exactly that just happened, we're gonna have a
real goddamn problem.
Speaker 4: It drops the ground and he looks like.
Speaker 3: Hell, why are you attacking my friend? I'm literally still
smoking Anthony on fire.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, I just jumped out from behind a rock.
I thought that was just the smoke for me nuking
three dinosaurs, like but whatever, I'm bald again.
Speaker 4: He looks down at you, and he goes, that was
a terrible throw.
Speaker 3: You hit me.
Speaker 1: I can't catch that. Yeah, you hit me. Oh you
were meaning to hit me.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought if you meant to hit me it
would do more damage.
Speaker 3: I am trying to stay friendly. I would like an apology.
Speaker 1: Oh, apology. You're in the way of my fireball. Everyone
should know that you don't get in the.
Speaker 4: Way of fire.
Speaker 3: That is true. I am a firefighter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you are a firefighter.
Speaker 3: I do That's what I do.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we'll get along.
Speaker 3: Now, but black Beard, we have to. I have to
use fire sometimes. I'ms for like controlled fire. Fire is
our friend. It's not, you know, control a fire my friend.
I literally use like a little Okay, I'm going to
get my apology or we're going to have a problem.
Black Beard.
Speaker 6: You should apologize to you should you should apologize.
Speaker 2: There were no animosity between crewmates. He puts a hand
on your shoulder.
Speaker 3: It crisps.
Speaker 1: He doesn't notice.
Speaker 3: I'm going to take the ring off my finger and
I'm gonna hand it to black Beard.
Speaker 1: Oh the ring that you got in like the first episodes.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, okay, well you yeah, okay, you take the
ring off your finger.
Speaker 3: I'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's gonna be right back. Okay, well you take
the ring off your finger. You suddenly you do not.
Speaker 1: Know where you are? Yeah, yeah, you you.
Speaker 2: The last thing you remember is picking up that ring
and putting it on.
Speaker 3: What? Wait? What? What do we got going on here?
What is happening? Where I love so much pain?
Speaker 4: What is this guy?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Black Beard turns around.
Speaker 4: Did he always talk like this?
Speaker 3: I mean? Could?
Speaker 5: He was like could? He was like having a moment.
He was genuinely really upset about the dinosaur thing. But
this just happened.
Speaker 12: He's looking up and he's like, what, why are you?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What we got going on here? Is that a dot?
Speaker 2: This is not what he sounded like in the first episode.
It was Kid's close.
Speaker 3: Sounded like will Helm, Buddy, are you okay? I don't
even know my real name? What? Just the justing A
just thing?
Speaker 5: I think I think you need I think you might
need some rest, buddy. You're kind of, uh, you're acting
a little off.
Speaker 3: H Is that a pirate? What I'd miss?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh god, oh gosh, oh god, everybody, okaybody springs sweaty.
Speaker 5: I cannot believe you walked out at this moment, teching.
Speaker 3: To take a purse of a drinking a lot today?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: I don't think I can summarize this happened hour roll
back the did somebody fucking die? What the fuck just happened?
Speaker 2: So it's so it's a ring of confidence when he
when he put the ring on, initially it made him
feel more powerful more Where.
Speaker 1: Did he get a fucking ring of confidence in?
Speaker 3: I do not remember this.
Speaker 2: But but like the way that works is essentially is
there's like it supplements his personality, okay, right, and the
moment he takes it off, that personality is gone. The
confident personality that was like it's gone. So he's back
to pray ring willhow okay, he doesn't know who we are?
Speaker 6: What did you just All the memories of the entire
journey are just gone?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 7: All the fucking funniest thing of all time, Daniel, and
that was amazing.
Speaker 3: Where's the JEDETI?
Speaker 2: So all of his like personality inconsistencies throughout the entire
series is because it's his own personality fighting with this,
like with like.
Speaker 13: You know, this is fucking this is the weirdest situation
I've ever woken up.
Speaker 5: Okay, do I see that he's taking this ring off?
Speaker 3: Is this a movie?
Speaker 4: I mean he did it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like something I would have Sawean what I
really think I need to see a medic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I I think so too. Here let me
let's all just we've just had a fight. Okay, let's
all chill out and and let me let me see
to the wounded. Willhelm obviously your first.
Speaker 3: I think I was giving this to you. I was
gonna hand the ring to black Beard.
Speaker 2: Uh, I think you should put this back on like
he like tries to put it back onto your finger.
Speaker 3: That hurts a lot. My entire flesh is on fire.
I'm uh, Shark, you should come over here, and I
should look at your burns. I know how to I'm
a fucking em t. Let's let's know shark since before
the wall? Oh, I'm sorry, what name are you going by?
This week?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 3: Who are you?
Speaker 6: I think you might have amnesia. I think you might
have a serious concussion. We might need to get you
to like like, I think he's bad, guys, he's bad.
Speaker 5: Let's y'all just sit down for a second. Okay, we'll we'll,
we'll camp out here, Anthony.
Speaker 3: You see, it was burns.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna cure wounds. I cast wounds on him.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't have anything to help with the burns.
Speaker 3: It's sort of the.
Speaker 2: It's a ring that's not supposed to be worn for
long periods of time, like the Prince would have it
as like a confidence booster, but like if you have
it on for too long to start to lose yourself.
Speaker 3: And there's a reason, I'm fucking insane. Okay, you're gonna
heal twenty three. Every we're gonna heal twenty three.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest, this is too funny for Norman to
interact with.
Speaker 1: I can't, I can't.
Speaker 4: I don't tell you my composure.
Speaker 1: The thing is without like three so yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So you know, your memories of the time you had
the ring on will slowly start coming back to you,
willhelm obviously, because that you know they're still in your brain.
It's just immediately this the shock of just going back
to your point you cast.
Speaker 3: A spell on me. Yeah, it's real, all right, we're
gonna need to go through this slowly. Huh.
Speaker 7: Okay, I've seen this in video games. I'm sure his
memories will come back. He's just in shock from taking
off something that was messing with him.
Speaker 4: It seems right.
Speaker 6: So what do we do with the ring? Do we
destroy it? Do we do we lord of the rings this?
Speaker 3: Or what do we do?
Speaker 5: What if we can use the rings power against its?
Speaker 3: I mean, I mean, I.
Speaker 4: Mean I wouldn't mind trying it on at some point.
Speaker 3: Listen, we don't need to worry about the ring right now.
Let's worry about Wilhelm.
Speaker 6: Okay, friend, here, replicate magic item to make more rings?
Speaker 3: Is that? George Washington?
Speaker 2: What sort of level of magic item can you replicate
with that?
Speaker 3: Okay? A table? Yeah, hold on a second, I'll pull
it up here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is common magic items. I don't think you
can do it.
Speaker 3: This seems like a pretty common magic item. It's just
a ring of confidence.
Speaker 1: No, it's it's a it's a it's a royal ring
of confidence.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, got you got it from like that Prince's Yeah? Yeah, well, okay, god.
Speaker 4: It's like drugs a little bit. It's like a metaphor
for drugs.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You know, he take a little bit to help with
do confidence, but if you keep taking it, you just
changes who you are.
Speaker 6: Man, So you're just like in a state of like
a little bit confidence with like doing drugs, but like
it just never goes away for like months.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, that would suck somebody up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ah wow, does he have four arms?
Speaker 2: This is the most controversial thing we've ever done on
EESIC Idea d all.
Speaker 7: Right, I know that's a lot going on. Will help.
We're in another one. Honestly, you couldn't even before you
didn't really fully this is all a dream. We're trying
to save the world in this world. This is not
just to have fun with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't, Norman, I don't think the last time
he thought that this was a dream, things got a
little reckless.
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, we're in another world. We're trying to save
this world. It's like a game.
Speaker 5: Can we genuinely just like set up a camp in
this clearing all right? Yeah, we could do and just
like over the course of like a short rest or
maybe even a long rest, just like try and.
Speaker 1: Explain everything to this guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, just like hope some of his memories come back,
or explain stuff to him and just make sure you know,
we can heal him.
Speaker 1: Do I have a child?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I think so you do?
Speaker 2: In real like the shark has a daughter, right, will
canonically like, INDI.
Speaker 3: Do we know about do we know about his daughter?
Speaker 1: Talk about him?
Speaker 4: I think yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah? Ah, did I kill William Shakespeare?
Speaker 1: Started to come back to him?
Speaker 3: Now? Oh, gay, we're only on episode five. It's gonna
take a while. He did?
Speaker 4: Did I kill William Shakespeare?
Speaker 3: Well? It was? Look, it was, it was.
Speaker 5: It was and your fault. Okay, let's not get into
the blame game right now.
Speaker 14: This is funny, incredible, Oh okay, over the so like
we set up like a little a little menture, like
a little campaigns clearing of like if we did, like
we just rest here for a couple of hours, we
eat food.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we heal. How much of.
Speaker 5: Shark's memory is gonna is gonna come back?
Speaker 3: Here? Can I roll for that? Do you want to do?
Speaker 2: Like a wisdom savior? It starts to come back to you.
You're like going through with draw centers a little bit
as well. Yeah, let's see maybe.
Speaker 1: With that wisdom say h yeah, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 2: So you you you started to gather like the general
gist of what's going on now. You you can't remember specifics,
and some people like jew Lag you debt you don't remember,
but like you remember these guys now.
Speaker 3: Well I have I want to say something. It feels
almost instinctial.
Speaker 1: It's just memories coming back. Not you're busting though, like
you're still Wilhelm.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 3: I want to tell someone to get something for me.
What's his name?
Speaker 5: Oh you're remembering, ripper Er get my memories?
Speaker 3: Shows up with the memory box like her, genuinely tweaking. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Black beards sitting here like wow, this is crazy.
What you guys here for anyway? Good to see you again.
Speaker 3: Good to see you too, black Beard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're here to uh finish this quest Ron, get
the towers and kill the gods you know.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, cool?
Speaker 4: Great you need help?
Speaker 6: I think we don't want to help us out. Yeah,
I mean we could use to help black Beard. Yes,
it's great to see you again, buddy.
Speaker 5: You have caused so much collateral damage in this show
or time that we have been reunited.
Speaker 3: Weird. He's black Beard.
Speaker 4: It is what he does. It is what he does.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, do I do a short rest right now? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: We can short rest.
Speaker 3: We're doing short rest.
Speaker 7: Okay, rock Beard, right, whoa, it's been fun man, good
to see you.
Speaker 1: It's good to see you.
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's best if we Jesus separate again.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm sorry. I don't mean to keep hitting.
Speaker 15: But hey, Blackbeard, do you if if you had the
choice to go back to the real world, would you
take that or would you stay here?
Speaker 1: I don't like making decisions.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, he's at the option.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's like, he doesn't making decisions.
Speaker 5: The option is that if you feel if you feel
like you want to go home, like real lee home,
then meet us in the capitol. Okay, all right, because
then we might need your help.
Speaker 1: Where you headed?
Speaker 3: Now, good question. We have a map right led to
the Oh no, the map led to the treasure. It
didn't lead to the Yeah.
Speaker 2: To the The person who knew where the temple was
was Kern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he's.
Speaker 1: Dead, so we need to find the shrine. I think.
Speaker 3: I think the key to it is.
Speaker 6: That what's what's around what was like the left the
charred remains of the chest or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing else in the chest. He swindled you. Yeah,
he definitely just he just straight up swindled you. It wasn't.
Speaker 5: Okay, we we just hope that there isn't a key.
We just need to find the shrine activated and kill
whoever's in there.
Speaker 7: I can fly around and try and find it, see
if there's anything like No, I mean, black Beard.
Speaker 1: Have you seen any that looks like that.
Speaker 2: I've seen a big golden building in the in the forest.
Speaker 5: Okay, that'll probably be It sounds exactly like but it
didn't have any treasure.
Speaker 1: There's just a weird little guy walking around like a monk.
Speaker 3: But but it's made of gold. Yeah, yeah, okay, all right,
we can give me go check it out. That seems
like a place to check out.
Speaker 1: What what what's the point you're trying to make.
Speaker 3: We need to go there and we need to you know,
it just seems important. Good, Yeah, I just need.
Speaker 1: I didn't find any treasure, golden building, nothing.
Speaker 3: Right, it's yeah, got totally totally. Well, can you point
us in that direction.
Speaker 5: We'll go there and then we can probably go our
separate ways again, if you want to meet us in
the capital, we're going to have to fight the gods
to get our way home.
Speaker 1: So he stops for a second.
Speaker 2: He tells the Barretta and he goes, you know what,
I'm not giving you this information for free.
Speaker 1: Cord bartering you. You do something for me, and then
I'll tell you where this golden temple is.
Speaker 3: Huh, Wilhelm, that ring what I'll give you that ring?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: It's magic. It does crazy ship n't.
Speaker 1: I don't want this.
Speaker 3: It's really powerful fire. I remember now you set me
on fire. You can now control one of your enemy's
personalities and ruin them psychologically. You're gonna take that goddamn
ring and you're gonna receive payment, and that's gonna be fine.
Oh wait, I say all of that in the thick
Italian accent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly what to do an Italian accent. That's what
that was.
Speaker 3: I didn't understand what it was exactly, but I'm like,
that's how the shark talks.
Speaker 4: Like.
Speaker 16: Yeah, it was giving old baseball game announcers. It was
transatlantic kind of welcome to the game, y'all, time to
watch the Boston Red Sox face off against the Blah okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, well yeah, okay, can you do a persuasion?
Speaker 3: I will intimidation intimidation I prefer intimidation.
Speaker 1: Intimidation, I guess then, Oh no, they the same for me. Yeah,
just hold up.
Speaker 3: So I'm no longer steroid in shark, but I am
very mad at him because I vaguely yeah, that's gonna
be intimidation. Still I am still will help.
Speaker 2: Okay, Ship twenty five first roll, amazing, He goes, Oh okay,
damn the.
Speaker 3: Way it was the Italian accent. Fine, that'll do it.
Speaker 2: I mean your crewmates anyway, I shouldn't be trying. Maybe
later you can help me, you know, crewmate to crewmate.
I just have this problem that needs solving.
Speaker 3: Oh oh that's that's just.
Speaker 2: So you know that, all right, you do? You guys
have a map with you know what? I have plenty
of maps on black Beard. He pulls out a bunch
of maps, and he's got a mapple the surrounding islands,
and he points out it's in on this island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not too far away from the shore.
Speaker 3: Go there, gotcha, Thank you, black Beard.
Speaker 4: You're welcome.
Speaker 2: All right, Boressa, we've got to deal with this white
beer problem ourselves. They're gonna walk off into the sunset.
Speaker 3: Do you say they're gonna deal with a white Beard problem. Yeah,
I guess one piece, all right. I'm gonna ask no questions.
Speaker 4: Nor Norman just like smiles.
Speaker 6: I think Norman, you and me are the only people
that have read one Piece. So we just look at
each other like, ah, okay, is fucking white Beard here?
Speaker 4: From Edward?
Speaker 3: Is Edward Newgate here? I guess we've had our arrest.
Speaker 5: Let's let's let's head back.
Speaker 3: Let's find that.
Speaker 1: You gotta get back to your ship.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's tired in time.
Speaker 6: Let's go, boy, we have to get back to the
ship where I thought it was on this island.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's on this island. You go
to a ship. No, no, it's not on this island.
It's on and it's not a different island, this archipelago.
You have to get the archipelago.
Speaker 3: Okay, I got you. I see what you mean. All right. Oh,
we don't have a captain anymore, anyone with any seafaring experience.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got rid of them.
Speaker 3: How about Button?
Speaker 4: How about button? Button?
Speaker 3: Could not pilot a vehicle? You don't know that, kid, Button?
Could you pilot a vehicle?
Speaker 1: I could do my best if no one requires me to.
Speaker 6: That means No, that means no, guys, I mean, I
mean Washington's been on a ship before.
Speaker 3: I mean Washington, Yeah, you've you've been on the scenes.
Speaker 2: Right, of course I sailed. I fought British people in
the Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Can you pilot a ship?
Speaker 1: I I did it before. I'll do it again, all.
Speaker 4: Right, between Washington and Bud and I believe kind of
all right, yeah, alright.
Speaker 5: I also just want to burry cuns ramaans not like
in like a respectful way, more of like a like
this whatever happened here, like cks me out and.
Speaker 3: It remains what's left of him at this point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it remains.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna use a shallow group to sell it
the drugs. What what sell it? The drugs? Yeah, you
don't want to be selling drugs. I use it the
children to sell it.
Speaker 1: The drugs.
Speaker 3: You did? You did do that? Did we know about that?
I did?
Speaker 4: Yeah? You're ashamed of your actions.
Speaker 5: Listen, man, that was you know, that was the real world.
You're hearing the storia now it's totally different.
Speaker 3: You're taking so much psychic damage from this. No, I
did that here, Mark, Yeah, but he just assumed that's
just a remnant of your pa that's coming back. And
he's like, don't worry about it. Yeah, all right, incredible
the show giant Man.
Speaker 4: We've had some crazy adventures together, Willhelm.
Speaker 3: We certainly have. Who points in Norman? Is that fine
young man attracted to snake pussy? He certainly I have.
Speaker 1: Boston turns around. It's the first time he's heard of this.
Speaker 2: Because it stopped after Wizz returns of talking about it.
Boston goes, what you're attracted to watch Norman?
Speaker 4: Girls?
Speaker 3: Of course? Yes, the snake part not relevant. Wait, you
you like women?
Speaker 2: I I do.
Speaker 1: Only that.
Speaker 3: Do the mushroom? People are things? So they have a
like binary sex like? Is that how that works with them?
I'm pretty open. I'm gonna stop with.
Speaker 1: You would hurt you would prefer a snake?
Speaker 3: Listen, button. We all have preferences, right, but that never
comes in the way of true feelings. Sure fright.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it's just.
Speaker 3: Guys. The ship is sinking. There's a hole in the
ship building more in the background.
Speaker 1: Watched just like guys.
Speaker 2: They called it the Unsinkable three. It can't sink.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm really sorry. I just gotta call my realtor.
I'm gonna take this real quick. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you can't come inheritate the.
Speaker 4: Call because.
Speaker 3: Just water and sits next to you.
Speaker 1: He's not needed for this section, all right, So you
guys gets fine.
Speaker 3: He's shell shocked. Yeah he's not here.
Speaker 1: This is his boat, but like they've gone to black
Beard's boat.
Speaker 3: So sure, right, okay, this is the Unsinkable three. We
can't see and I think Brenna knows that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah she does. So you guys get on
the Unsinkable three.
Speaker 1: And the shark is still sort of in his shock
a little bit shark shock.
Speaker 3: Shark shock, shark shocked. And okay, he shocked Washington. How
well could he pilot this ship.
Speaker 1: All right together?
Speaker 3: Hm hmm?
Speaker 1: All right, men, sail the ship.
Speaker 3: I literally I start unfurling off tail.
Speaker 5: That's what I do.
Speaker 3: I'm just okay, Norman Grabb. Shouldn't somebody raise an anger?
I feel like we have as a crew. We have
been a boardership sailing for like several cumulative dares. Yeah,
I think we might be able to figure out.
Speaker 4: We roll for it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Sure, what do we roll? Maybe just intelligence?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Whoever wants to learn do an intelligence role. Okay, yeah,
that's good. Twenties good I think, Anthony, Can I think can.
Speaker 5: I suggest the coding navigate using them up because he's
used to that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Survivor Yeah, yeah, you do a survival, can I? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Twenty five okay, with a twenty intelligence for how the
ship works and a twenty five survival for navigation. Specifically,
you guys are able to commandeer this vessel, and Washington
stands at the helm thinking he's doing everything by giving
you orders.
Speaker 3: Yeah right, I'm not going to correct him either. Yeah, no,
me neither.
Speaker 6: I mean, like, hey, it's fine. I mean one person
can't sail a ship like this. We all have to
work together.
Speaker 2: So the ship sails and eventually reaches another one of
the islands in this sort of archipelago of like Jungly Islands,
and you dock the vessel there.
Speaker 4: You know, it's a few hours.
Speaker 1: Like you guys have been able to short rest, not
long rest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we're fine. So you you you beach the vessel,
beach the vessel, dock the vessel in doctor vessel, doctor vessel,
you know, drop anchor, and.
Speaker 2: You have the map in front of you now, and
you can follow it through the jungle. Do you guys
want to adventure forth into the jungle together?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 6: I want to stay on the ship. Okay, yeah, actually, yell,
it's you're chilling. Just wait wait, wait, just stay on
the ship in long rest.
Speaker 3: That'll be why not?
Speaker 1: You could? You guys venture into the jungle until you know.
Speaker 2: Moving through you you eventually reach a clearing and you
see this shining golden temple and outside the golden temple
you see a man sort of carrying a small bowl
of like fruits, and he's like walking. It looks like
he's walking towards temple. He's wearing a hook. There you
see him behind He turns around and you see his
big black mustache and his sort of shaved head as
his hood comes down and he immediately recognizes you.
Speaker 1: Guys. It goes, oh fuck, what have I done to
deserve this? It is Mayer Dilwin.
Speaker 6: Yeah from the Okay, we're doing a lot of deep
cuts today, all right.
Speaker 3: I don't even think Coody will remember this guy's name.
I don't have you're the mayor.
Speaker 4: Oh fucking they remember me?
Speaker 1: Guys, have a chased man.
Speaker 3: You would be really funny. I just remember him perfectly.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, yeah, he would be one of the
ones you would remember the most because he's you'd only
just put the ring on that point.
Speaker 3: Look. Oh my god, yeah, this lights up perfectly. This
is what are you doing here?
Speaker 2: I felt guilty about what I had done, and after
a long talk with my brother, I decided to do
a pilgrimige to the archipelago. And now I'm a monk
of this temple.
Speaker 1: I worshiped the god here and I.
Speaker 3: AA, I want to ask you a question or are
you ready for a question real quick? Yeah, I can
provide you with a high interest short term loan and
is going to provide a business opportunity.
Speaker 1: I don't need money anymore. That was dragging me down.
Speaker 3: Franchise. I'm talking temples on every city block. Don't you
think your god would want that?
Speaker 1: No, I've learned Wilhelm that I don't need money. I
just I didn't need to be a mayor.
Speaker 2: It was money that made me go crazy, go you know,
I just wanted more of it, and when people wouldn't
do what I said, it made me upset and angry. Honestly,
I thought you guys would be here to kill me,
like you tracked me down.
Speaker 3: No' we want no, No, we're not.
Speaker 6: Okay, I've never actually met you. Good to meet you, sir.
My name's Anthony Schmidt. You might have known my grandfather.
Speaker 1: Oh where is your grandfather?
Speaker 3: He died unfortunately, what a shame.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll say a prayer to him.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, that'd be nice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're God.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're here for the God, not you. Can we
talk to the God personally about this prayer.
Speaker 4: I may have missed you, I won't miss him or
you or them.
Speaker 1: Do you want to kill my God?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't let that happen.
Speaker 3: You don't have a choice, nobody. Come on, let's not
do that.
Speaker 1: You reach one life away from me. It was because
of you. I'm no longer than Mayor.
Speaker 3: It was because if you.
Speaker 1: I had to even go on this fucking pilgrimage to
put these stupid groups.
Speaker 3: You can't personal again.
Speaker 5: I want I want to step towards him. I want
to step towards him. Look, man, I'll put my hand
on his shoulder. This is nothing personal. There there are
things way bigger than you that we're tackling right now.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, we're just trying to save the world.
Speaker 15: Bro, I understand why you might be mad at us.
We've caused a lot of you know, destruction, uprooted a
lot of lives. But we are on our way to
accomplish a goal you can't even comprehend.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you got to do a persuasion and it's
got to be good.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's not gonna be good. I could give you
a plus four to this. Sure, I will take a
plus four. I currently my modifier is zero. That's fair.
Speaker 1: Dam He looks up you termination in his eyes.
Speaker 13: I have.
Speaker 3: I've very firm.
Speaker 1: But you're not intimidating him. You're persuading him. No, no, no, no,
he looks in your eyes. You may be stronger than me,
and maybe you're more, more, really better than me or whatever.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 1: But this is the only thing I have anymore, and
I would give my life to protect it.
Speaker 3: That's unfortunate.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: I am Dale Wind, Dale Wind, and go heart.
Speaker 6: That was it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That was his name.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah it's spelt wrong.
Speaker 4: And the wiki.
Speaker 3: That's why you need to have little like I D
boxes every time a new character is introduced. Yeah all right, well,
I mean.
Speaker 1: He puts he puts down the bowl of fruit and
he raises his fists up.
Speaker 4: Why are we still even talking to this guy?
Speaker 3: Can we can we just walk? You guys can just
walk one all right, I'm gonna keep my eye on him.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Wait, he like throws a punch at Cody as you
sort of all right, and I mean it's gonna let
it hit.
Speaker 1: I mean, does no damage.
Speaker 3: Just I'm just walking about. This is what I have.
Speaker 4: He runs towards you.
Speaker 3: This is so wait, I'm back to like my original self, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like pre campaign personality.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna be like guys, I have my I'm
gonna handle him. I'll handle him. I don't want you
to kill him. I don't want you to kill WHOA
way way whoas from me? Weill Helm. We've done so
much ship to this guy already, even inadvertently. Just don't
just leave his knee caps along.
Speaker 6: Don't don't more only wound him or wound him at all.
Don't wound him period, Not gonna happen.
Speaker 4: Rusted, you're laughing so much. I thought you didn't like Italians,
but not really? Is that in the recorded that the recording?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Probably I hope. So all right, fine,
I will I will not now I'll walk past into
the temple. Mm hmm. Okay, all right, is everyone else
going on?
Speaker 9: Left?
Speaker 3: Alone of them? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What is will?
Speaker 5: I'm doing?
Speaker 3: Okay, but I need to just look like a look
at my saying that sound like I'm from Maine. Why
can Why can I stop doing a Maine accidental?
Speaker 4: Because it's so much better though, it's so much better.
Main is like Italy, they have passed.
Speaker 6: If there's any geographical region that like might be the
exact opposite of Italy, it might be made.
Speaker 3: But okay, I want you to I'm waiting to make
sure everyone's out of here. Shot.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, everyone's out of his shoe.
Speaker 3: I think we're all in the temples. Yeah yeah, yeah,
all right, I'm gonna kneel down. Get I assume he's
a lot shorter than me, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's quite short.
Speaker 4: He's very short.
Speaker 9: There was like the hold on, hold a hold of
There was a wait for the extreame to come out. Okay,
you're good now, you're good now. It was a little
bit of leg but you're We're good enough to do
it again.
Speaker 3: Squad down, say I want you to attention rock class,
we'll damn near accomplishing objective. Yeah, and if we do,
we're not going to be in your world no more.
So I'll be free of the curse Freeman.
Speaker 6: I don't he sounds like the old guy from pet Cemetery,
like don't go down then, Yeah, don't go down that
rod there?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Like there you go? Have you a stepping our way? Well,
I have to focus on you, if you understand what
I'm saying. I don't think you want this party focusing
on you. So let us buy this one time. Don't
ring no alarm, don't be going down that path for
that path time at time. And what I want you
to do and walk off under them woods and no
matter what you here behind you, you're gonna keep walking
on you. Okay, good boy, Okay, fucking help.
Speaker 4: And he walks off.
Speaker 3: No, I let him go. I let him go.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: And there he goes off into the chunk.
Speaker 3: As he walks for no reason, you just start hearing
a horrific massacre not sappen.
Speaker 1: My god, oh my days.
Speaker 3: You're not gonna make me roll for that though. That
just worked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you intimidate him, it works because his his
DC for intimidation.
Speaker 3: Is like a five.
Speaker 1: It's a persuasion that would have a high d C.
Speaker 3: No I was threatening him. I was basically saying, like
what exactly right?
Speaker 4: The intimidation just works. There's a little bit of.
Speaker 2: Pause for a second because again it's it's on red square. Okay,
hold up, I want to make it on my phone of.
Speaker 3: Everything I've put ed, Well, it was red square.
Speaker 1: It's just it just means I have a lot of
the Internet, a lot of.
Speaker 3: Uh some in the Internet ferry.
Speaker 4: Sections. Okay, we're back, I think.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool. You enter into the Cleric Tower. It's wide open.
It's not locked at all.
Speaker 4: It is, Yeah, it never was locked. You walk into
the center and there is this symbol.
Speaker 2: It's like this place looks like a thick cathedral, like
a you know, it's the most typical looking like holy
site possible.
Speaker 3: That sweet.
Speaker 1: Okay, And you see the symbol there. George Washington looks
at it. Hey, that's the same thing that's.
Speaker 4: On my necklace.
Speaker 3: There, you go, George, Yes it is.
Speaker 5: We're gonna okay, George, Okay, this next step is really
fucking important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, George, When you touch your necklace to this symbol.
Speaker 5: It's gonna activate the tower and you're gonna speak to
the god inside of their cleric or whatever they're called.
Speaker 3: Clerica. Claire, you have to know, uh huh, Russ is
about to make us fight, George Washington. He is absolutely
going to jump over there, talk to his god, come
back and be a final poster is one. And what
are we going to do about it? Daniel? Is the
question I want to call it. I just wanted to
call it. We need you, George, my good friend, to
remember when you're in there that these gods are fucking liars.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't listen to anything they say.
Speaker 3: We're the good guys.
Speaker 6: Also, if you come out of here and you like
we we are going to fight you when you are
going to die, let's just yeah, that's that is. That
is what's that You understand? I'm sure you understand now,
But I no, no, no, Here's what's gonna happen. Here's
what's gonna happen. You're gonna go in there, You're gonna
talk to a god. That God's going to give you
some special power. You're gonna think you're stronger than us,
but you're not. And then you're gonna die, So just please,
I'm just letting you know right now what's gonna happen
right normal in.
Speaker 4: There, and tell the god the funk off. Yeah, you
can do it, I understand.
Speaker 6: And no matter how much power they give you, you
will still die. To us, we outnumber you five to one.
Speaker 1: More than that, bon slow to that.
Speaker 5: We need you to get back to America. And the
only way to do that is to ignore this god
and stick with us.
Speaker 3: You got it, you got it, But I got it,
you guys are He doesn't got it. He doesn't fin it.
I trust you. What if it's like the ultimate flip
and he goes back and he comes back and it's
King George, Funny George the Third.
Speaker 2: He walks towards the thing and taps his necklace to it.
Speaker 1: That's a flash, all right.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna just prepare to cast a spell as soon
as he comes the funck back, which is like two seconds.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I prepare a spell as well.
Speaker 1: Preparing a spell, you're preparing to attack immediately.
Speaker 3: I'm preparing to attack if he comes out of there
and he's like trying to kill us or something. Yes,
I'm ready to do stretches if.
Speaker 4: I see a god, a lightning bolt is being cast.
Speaker 3: He has faith.
Speaker 2: Washington turns around and he goes, yes, it's all yes,
she just needs to talk to us. And then this
like spectral being forms behind if it's like it's this
woman with flowing golden hair, almost like.
Speaker 1: She looks very very much like a cleric. She looks down.
Speaker 11: She goes, are you're the ones that I've heard so
much about? I mean, no harm, peace, and you are Clarissa.
Speaker 3: Ah, nice to meet you, Clarissa.
Speaker 1: He looks down.
Speaker 11: I mean no harm. Listen. I understand your animosity, but
I'm here to make a deal. I've talked to this
one and he seems very smart and intelligent.
Speaker 1: Yes, what do you want?
Speaker 3: Okay, when.
Speaker 2: This tower is activated, either by us coming to some
sort of resolution or you guys defeating me, I understand
that you will approach the fountain.
Speaker 1: All I ask.
Speaker 5: Is that.
Speaker 1: You trust us to help you get home. That's what
we want.
Speaker 11: Me and the Palladium and some of the like I
understand some of the gods they're a little they're a
little mean. Sometimes that's just like they're just they just
like you, you know, they're just trying to test you.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a toxic relationship if there ever was one.
Holy shit.
Speaker 11: Think you know, they can be a bit crazy sometimes,
but let us grant you wishes, and those wishes can
be anything you want. I understand that you recently had
a fallen.
Speaker 3: Front, right, don't you bring him into this.
Speaker 1: We can bring him back.
Speaker 3: Wait are you talking about my grandpa?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just let us grant you those wishes. We
can let you go home.
Speaker 3: It's a win win for both of us.
Speaker 6: I've never met the guy, but if people are telling
them about resurrecting the dead, I'm just kind of a
little bit hesitant about that.
Speaker 4: We can grant your wish to go home.
Speaker 11: We can resurrect your grandfather, your friend and everything.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, yeah that's what he said. But
also more importantly, what what do you want in exchange? Like,
what's the what's the.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm asking for.
Speaker 4: What I'm asking for is that, Oh.
Speaker 3: You're just like, oh, we just don't kill you here,
and then you don't do.
Speaker 1: And you let us grant you the wishes. It's win win.
Why would you say no to a deal with it?
Speaker 3: I mean, what do you what do you guys think?
I just want to go home.
Speaker 7: Ultimately, from my understanding, guys, activating all the towers allows
us to get a wish.
Speaker 5: I thought, now, No, they just give the wishes before
to like someone who like won the fucking tournament whatever
it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, their record of Ragnarok thing.
Speaker 4: That they did, and fight all the gods.
Speaker 1: Wishes are the ones that grant the wish. When Wellington came,
we granted his wish. He even wished to banish us,
and we allowed it. You know, it seems kind of
silly to you, but okay, we're benevolent. We grant any wish,
except for ones that kill us. We're very benevolent. As
long as we are able to grant your wish, we're happy.
That's all we ever want.
Speaker 3: I'm not suggest that good old Italian huddles sush. I
don't know what. They're just the buyers, all right, Yeah,
lawns down, what's that you can move away from? Just
maybe a seck here? Yeah, button, you just entertain her
for a second. Even I'm a little still foggy on it,
he tells you, But I'm pretty sure that's ah, that's
a big old noe, but we all know it. Yeah,
I really can agree to this.
Speaker 5: They've done nothing but deceive us this entire time. I
don't believe him for a second. And even if they
did grant our wishes, I.
Speaker 3: Mean that we need to stop them anyway.
Speaker 5: They've been causing this cycle of like grief, bringing people
into the world just to put them against each other.
Speaker 6: And if we let her go, I mean, like we'll
get to go home and do whatever we want. But
like in a thousand years, this whole thing will be
happening all over again. And I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, con.
Speaker 3: Cock and cock. So I suggested, Yeah, I didn't love
who I was when I had that ring on South
that everyone seemed to forgot about. No one helped me.
Thank you for much. By the way, I thought it
was just a fashionable ring.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, I thought it gave you like a plus
one or something.
Speaker 3: I can ring. At one point, I thought, yeah, yeah,
all is forgiven, my friends. I just asked that we
turn around, and without warning, everyone unleashes a little bit
of the inner shock. I do, okay against Clarissa, right,
not not Washington. He doesn't need to talk well all
just one, two, A three, A four, job grooby baby,
let's go. Can we get to drop surprise and just
be like fuck it and everyone turn and go, or
like can.
Speaker 7: We have that?
Speaker 3: Can we do that?
Speaker 1: I would let you have a surprise round. Yes, I
would have a surprise round.
Speaker 3: Everyone.
Speaker 1: Just make your attack rolls and we'll just add up
the damage and then we'll do it. But you be continued.
Speaker 3: I know I don't have a gun, but if I
could just somehow turn with a gun by like my blood.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, so everyone, Okay, I
guess I guess out roll it all exactly the same time.
All happens at the same time.
Speaker 3: All right, gonna let it happen.
Speaker 1: Let me do bones s law stuff.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was.
Speaker 6: The other option was I was gonna let bone slot
arm wrestle her and see if if that was gonna
do anything.
Speaker 3: But you know, is she wearing like any like physical
like armor anything?
Speaker 4: Does look like she has armor on?
Speaker 3: Would because I want to talk at her with heat metal.
Oh I have that too, Oh yeah, you go do that.
I'll do shadows because I don't have a lot of
offensive spells, especially ones that work in a cave or
shrine a waverin. Let me just rolled the two things
for bone slow George Washington is not part of this,
so he's not joining the fight.
Speaker 1: Well he wasn't part of your huddle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, came over.
Speaker 4: Sorry, all right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Rustage clarify. Yeah, I'm just gonna do I'll just
do a shatter cannon.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, Norman, that was cool with you too, right, we
didn't really hear from you there, Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: Norman, did you roll to hit?
Speaker 3: You have to do like a saving throw, a saving
throw from mine too.
Speaker 4: Gosh, okay, well this is all right.
Speaker 2: Wow, So that's a potentially ninety plus thirteen plus fifteen
one spectral fist hits, so that's another seventeen. Can you
roll the damage for your improvised weapon?
Speaker 4: Oh shit, I rolled the wrong wrong damage. Okay, okay,
will help. Can you roll the okay? Six?
Speaker 1: Everybody turns round, and at the same time.
Speaker 2: They just fucking charge towards Clarissa bone slaws, spectral fists
coming out, slamming into her.
Speaker 4: The shark You're.
Speaker 1: Fucking not a weapon, that's are you throwing it or
are you hitting her?
Speaker 3: Oh? Throwing? I assume there's too much Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: The heat metal heats up on her body. There's the
shatter cannon. Firing off. There's Briggs's fucking light what is it,
blight light sucking away from Clarissa. She looks down as
all of these attacks are coming towards her, and she goes,
I see so it's death then, and then we will
do for you to be continued.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the best episode of This is great,
this is fantastic.
Speaker 1: Could do some heavy in combat, because my.
Speaker 3: Glad the episode just finished before a fucking ambulance went
off directly outside my house. Jeez,