Speaker 1: So the biggest story in Dallas Fort Worth right now,
Speaker 1: Skin is that there is pending ice, cold, freezing, thundersleeting
Speaker 1: weather aheaded our way. I'm terrified. I'm thinking of going
Speaker 1: home right now. Our problem as a show and our
Speaker 1: disservice to our listeners is that Kevin is our weather guy.
Speaker 1: It's a tough, tough battle, it's uphill battle. Well, they
Speaker 1: don't pay for this, so that's true. Well, he prides
Speaker 1: himself as a weather guy. Deflation. I'd like to play
Speaker 1: weather poker right now, all right, I would like to
Speaker 1: see Kevin's weather forecast and raise it with w FAA's
Speaker 1: Jesse Jwila What and he joins us, Now, wow, let's
Speaker 1: go all right, we need you to dunk on KT.
Speaker 1: Let's hear KT's forecast first, and then you tell us
Speaker 1: if it's accurate. Go ahead, KT.
Speaker 2: Well, my model's a My models froze overnight, So I
Speaker 2: don't really know that's a problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, come on, you can do better
Speaker 3: than that. You think it? How many? How many inches
Speaker 3: of snow are you? Forecastle?
Speaker 2: Well, truly, I forgot to winnerize my models. Uh but
Speaker 2: I could see us four inches is my my feeling okay,
Speaker 2: based on I'm just looking at the skies.
Speaker 3: I think I think that's a good guess.
Speaker 1: Honestly, let's go prize picks. Let's go prize pick style.
Speaker 1: Though you got to say more or less than that, Jesse, I'm.
Speaker 3: Going under for for DF, I'm going to go under.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely going with whatever the Huila monster says. Jesse knows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you live north, it may be over.
Speaker 3: If you live like us three eighty and north, it
Speaker 3: may be over. That this could be a good snow
Speaker 3: for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: And wait, I do live north of three eighty. That's
Speaker 1: exactly where I am. Jesse.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, well guess what You're gonna be the big
Speaker 3: winner you're going to have. You'll be in the four
Speaker 3: to six range for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait, when does this happen? Do you like that
Speaker 1: drop of elkis by the way, that punctuator we use,
Speaker 1: look dear delcis again, Christina, Oh there is looking at
Speaker 1: Cynthia beautiful. Hey, so wait a minute, when is this
Speaker 1: one's been gonna get four to six inches?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: This is radio so we can make a joke about that, right, absolutely, Okay,
Speaker 3: but I won't do it because I'm just the TV guy,
Speaker 3: but I'll let your imaginations run wild. However, tomorrow morning,
Speaker 3: it'll start off as kind of a wintry mix. Now
Speaker 3: here's the thing. We're depending on where you're listening in
Speaker 3: the metroplex, it's gonna be wildly different. So US three
Speaker 3: eighty north, it's going to be mainly snow, could be
Speaker 3: mixed with sleet at times. Starting Tomorrow morning around daybreak,
Speaker 3: it'll be kind of scattered in light. By late morning
Speaker 3: into the early afternoon, it becomes a little bit more widespread. Well,
Speaker 3: have kind of a wintry mix along the I twenty corridor,
Speaker 3: a little bit of rain, snow mixed south of EY twenty,
Speaker 3: mainly snow and sleet to the north. It'll get its
Speaker 3: heaviest and most widespread tomorrow afternoon and tomorrow evening, and
Speaker 3: then we'll see a transition to mainly snow tomorrow night
Speaker 3: through Friday morning. It's very complicated. I wish it were
Speaker 3: as clear cut as saying, you know, three pm to
Speaker 3: seven pm, but it is all over the place.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, no, no, I think that's system. No, I
Speaker 1: think that's helpful. I think in trying to figure out
Speaker 1: my situation based on what you said, what time of
Speaker 1: day should we stop speeding on the highway?
Speaker 3: Can I tell you a secret, Yes, I was. I
Speaker 3: was terrified. I was just driving on thirty five and
Speaker 3: I thought I was going to get pulled over because
Speaker 3: I've just passed the cop and I was speeding on
Speaker 3: I thirty five. So it's funny you, it's funny you
Speaker 3: mentioned that I say never stop speeding.
Speaker 4: That's really father, That's amazing, Okay, But I would say
Speaker 4: the roads are going to get a little bit dicey
Speaker 4: by midday, and then certainly the you know, I know Dallas,
Speaker 4: I d has already schools in preparation for the drive
Speaker 4: home being pretty messy.
Speaker 3: So by midday we're talking some slick spots. By the afternoon,
Speaker 3: and certainly by Thursday evening pretty messy across most of
Speaker 3: North Texas. It's going to be pretty pretty slick travel.
Speaker 1: All right. We are talking to one of the greatest
Speaker 1: weather gurus to ever bless DFW, the great Jesse who
Speaker 1: weelave from w FAA. So many people turn to WFA
Speaker 1: and times like these, and dude, this is not an
Speaker 1: easy day for you. You are slammed busy. You don't have
Speaker 1: time for us. That's why you're speeding work. But for
Speaker 1: people out there listening to this, you're like, all right, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I just want to know. Kids are listening on, all right,
Speaker 1: when will I not have school? When will I have school?
Speaker 1: And then people are going, hey, when will I have
Speaker 1: to go to work? When will I not have to
Speaker 1: go to work? What days? Do you see this as
Speaker 1: the Metroplex under ice siege on Thursday and Friday and
Speaker 1: then back to business on Monday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that sounds exactly right to me. So we're actually
Speaker 3: expecting to be above freezing by Friday afternoon, and when
Speaker 3: that happens, the roads will improve very quickly. So for
Speaker 3: the kids listening that want to go sledding or even
Speaker 3: I know there may be some places that you could snowboard,
Speaker 3: maybe there's a respectable hill around here, but you'll still
Speaker 3: have some snow in the grassy surfaces. But by Friday afternoon,
Speaker 3: especially late in the day, roads should make dramatic improvements
Speaker 3: and we are dry and sunny for the weekend. So
Speaker 3: by Monday it is business as usual.
Speaker 1: Okay, But we're talking to Jesse Jowela of WFAA Channel
Speaker 1: eight if things are going to have the way you're
Speaker 1: projecting on, which I think you're probably right on this Saturday,
Speaker 1: then will probably be pretty normal riders. There's still going
Speaker 1: to be icy residue and all that.
Speaker 3: I think there will be the thing we have to
Speaker 3: worry about on those days. So let's say we get
Speaker 3: about freezing Friday afternoon, which we will, and then you
Speaker 3: have some snow melt, and then we go below freezing
Speaker 3: Saturday morning. You start to then worry about black ice,
Speaker 3: and so that is something I do worry about Saturday morning.
Speaker 3: If people are traveling, just know that while it may
Speaker 3: look like the roads are cleared of snow and all
Speaker 3: the remaining snow is kind of in the grassy areas.
Speaker 3: If your early Saturday morning drive gets you out and
Speaker 3: you see like the road looks completely fine, just know
Speaker 3: that there could be slick spots in black ice because
Speaker 3: we will have a refreeze of whatever melts. But then
Speaker 3: by Saturday afternoon again that'll melt and dry, so it
Speaker 3: should be better.
Speaker 1: Jesse, how much does the due point really matter to you?
Speaker 3: Dude? Okay, I'm running a whole campaign on getting rid
Speaker 3: of relative humidity because de points what matters. That's the
Speaker 3: true measure of moisture in the air, and it means
Speaker 3: a lot to me. It's so close to my heart.
Speaker 1: This just feels like Kat was kissing ass to you
Speaker 1: because we doubted his validity as a weather guy early,
Speaker 1: and so I feel like he pushed in on the
Speaker 1: due point conversation to curry favor with you.
Speaker 3: Well before I got on the show, he and I
Speaker 3: were talking about the hydrostatic balance equation. Remember that, KT.
Speaker 1: I love it. It's my favorite, the favorite thing we
Speaker 1: ever discussed. Yeah, is that the terminology you break out
Speaker 1: when you got a just a guy in the suburbs
Speaker 1: who's got a good weather apt for golf and he's
Speaker 1: trying to be a weather expert, and you just start
Speaker 1: blowing his mind to those terms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, actually, yeah, we call them weather weenies. That's
Speaker 3: what we call that.
Speaker 1: Oh Man, weather bully's going going hard.
Speaker 2: My weather Weenie's mill a little shorter than usual the
Speaker 2: last couple of days because is it cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah? Is shrinkage real, Jesse.
Speaker 3: Shrinkage is real. We want to make sure that's the
Speaker 3: other thing too. Your your tender vegetation is covered and
Speaker 3: protected if it if it's exposed. Shrinkage is a real
Speaker 3: problem this time of the year.
Speaker 1: Right now, there's some huge w A a executive who's like, wait,
Speaker 1: why did and Jesse in this meeting holding a tournament? Hey,
Speaker 1: we know this is a busy day for you. You're an
Speaker 1: important man. Thank you, Thank you for keeping us all
Speaker 1: safe in DFW, and thank you for making time for
Speaker 1: our dumb show today. We love you, Jesse, Thank you.
Speaker 3: I love you guys, and I'm always around for you
Speaker 3: if you ever need me.
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me great Jesse, Huila we're co workers
Speaker 1: with him, now.
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 1: An FAA, Oh, that's right, because we're on KFA twenty nine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Poor Spacing. Our MAVs podcast is on KFAA and Jesse
Speaker 1: is a big member of the FAA family. Right, we
Speaker 1: should have him on poor Spacing. Let's do it. KTT
Speaker 1: is on Roundball Talk on channel twenty nine. Well, let's
Speaker 1: get us on. I took our show airs tomorrow. Our
Speaker 1: show for Spacing airs tomorrow I think at four pm
Speaker 1: on Channel twenty nine and then at six but yeah Thursday, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're actually showing our show twice within a three hour window. Yes,
Speaker 1: And if you're looking for weather coverage during all this chaos.
Speaker 1: You know you can always trust WFAA and Jesse Huila
Speaker 1: and the Great Pete Dolcas and their whole crew over there.
Speaker 1: But God, talking to Jesse made me forget something. What
Speaker 1: the intro.
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Speaker 4: You're right, right, right, right right time to do one.
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Speaker 5: it except simmer week pursuing it. Hanld out Shaw shank
Speaker 5: through the sewer, Kid now what chilling at the eagle. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we're doing it. Three o'clock on the dock. Got a
Speaker 5: habit for my house, a goat status. How it's starting
Speaker 5: to get craddic shows that up multiplied like a rabbit
Speaker 5: to then zone out.
Speaker 1: Crank it up, beat the habit.
Speaker 6: I'm wanna hang out with a friend, rocking on the radio,
Speaker 6: my money expanded skin and talking all the thing.
Speaker 2: And it's.
Speaker 1: A go KT Christine all radio. So KT has the
Speaker 1: remote control and he was just thumbing through direct TV
Speaker 1: and UH was thumbing through the poor no channels. My
Speaker 1: favorite thing is that we were laughing. So the TV
Speaker 1: is on the opposite wall from me, and we were
Speaker 1: all three laughing and looking at that wall and I
Speaker 1: saw the name of that movie, and then I looked
Speaker 1: over and Christina was craning her neck to see what
Speaker 1: we were laughing at.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, he actually put it back on ESPN by the
Speaker 1: time I could actually see what was happening to that one.
Speaker 1: I think that's those are underaged guilts to be in
Speaker 1: their fifties, right, is't that? What is sixties? What is it?
Speaker 3: Thought?
Speaker 1: What does it mean? Plowed deep? Does that have to
Speaker 1: do with the snow? Yeah? Of course, so that's what
Speaker 1: we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, m that.
Speaker 1: So what is happening with moms? Oh? Yeah, she want
Speaker 1: that to happen rough. Yeah, that's incredible. I can't believe.
Speaker 1: That's just so direct TV. It's really funny. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure to pay for that. Then, Okay, did
Speaker 1: you pay for that? Is it on iHeart? Did you
Speaker 1: put that on the iHeart dime? Yeah? I think iHeart
Speaker 1: paid for that. You guys don't watch smoking hot lipstick lesbians?
Speaker 2: Yes, three lipstick lesbos can't wait to strip down to
Speaker 2: bank some booty?
Speaker 1: My god? What who wrote that? That's amazing. They're so
Speaker 1: wild and horny. I didn't even know these were channels
Speaker 1: that were here that said we all love horny moms.
Speaker 1: How much are these I don't know. Cougar's not out.
Speaker 1: Wait can you make that claim we all love horny moms? Like,
Speaker 1: aren't there some people that maybe perhaps don't. Well, when
Speaker 1: the remote control is in Kat's hand, anything is possible
Speaker 1: here in the TV in studio, so you can order
Speaker 1: brassers from drag TV.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 1: How about that man, Hustler Mature. Okay, that Ben, that's right. Wait,
Speaker 1: why are you talking to me? It's amazing, Yeah, just
Speaker 1: because the magazine. You know what Hustler Mature is. It's
Speaker 1: all the ladies that were in Hustler in the seventies
Speaker 1: and they're back at it. Oh wait seventies, hold on yeah,
Speaker 1: uh so they were in their nineteen seventy eight, they
Speaker 1: were in their late twenties, right, and so now here
Speaker 1: we are forty five years later. Hustler Mature is my jam,
Speaker 1: Dag and Swank that's been at the airport Playboy specials.
Speaker 1: I went through some magazines. Dad, pick a magazine so
Speaker 1: I can get some Twizzlers Club International, Velvet and Hustler International.
Speaker 1: That's him reading the titles, but he has air pods
Speaker 1: in Playboy Penthouse Penthouse Playboys. I think they're my eternal thoughts.
Speaker 1: I was just getting a bag of chips in a bottle.
Speaker 1: You see this Rick Flair? By the way, there is
Speaker 1: new Rick Flair news. What. Yeah, I saw this yesterday.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see the Rick Flair news yesterday? Were
Speaker 1: you following it? I did see it, Actually you did? Okay?
Speaker 1: What happened? So because Mike Tyson came out of retirement
Speaker 1: and had a big payday, Yeah, Rick Flair thinks he
Speaker 1: has one more match.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: He is about the size of a garden nome, like
Speaker 1: we skin and I met him. He's about five four. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I picked him up and put him in a flower bed.
Speaker 1: Did uh? Okay, So I sort of got this happened.
Speaker 1: Y'all saw the big tic uh not TikTok the big
Speaker 1: Facebook news yesterday, yahda news. Yeah, and there's a video
Speaker 1: of Mark Zuckerberg and he's dressed like my son, and
Speaker 1: he's got a perm. Yeah, he's got a perm now.
Speaker 1: But when he flashed up on the screen, it was
Speaker 1: the our TV was on mute, and I was kind
Speaker 1: of half paying attention, and I swear to god, this
Speaker 1: was My first instinct was I thought it was one
Speaker 1: of the Paul brothers.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Like when I first saw it, I was like, wait, is
Speaker 1: that a Paul brother. Yeah. I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: that's that's the that's that's the Jesse Eisenberg guy.
Speaker 2: They had good on the casting of Eisenberg. They kind
Speaker 2: of they said, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh so anyways, uh there's that all right coming up next.
Speaker 1: That's a good endure for you for any other time. Uh,
Speaker 1: thank you, Jesse Whilly, thank you Channel eight. We'll be monitoring,
Speaker 1: not monitoring, but yes, monitoring all this cold weather. KT.
Speaker 2: Where are you gonna take some in the Hollywood Schef.
Speaker 2: We've got an update on the California fires. This one
Speaker 2: is very crazy. Also, something special happening on TV tonight.
Speaker 2: Okay boom, Well we'll get to that next