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Speaker 1: Made a decision. I'll face the sunny sound on. I

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had a vision, but it's my being to reach the accent.

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I'm spinning and mad turning for its nice a man,

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but it's.

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Speaker 2: Miss guys around, Nice to go, candy table.

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Speaker 3: And gona feel the sunny screen matter.

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Speaker 2: It's got letting go.

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Speaker 3: Hey, everybody, are you doing? Doctor Drue? Are you doing?

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Missus Drue?

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Speaker 4: How's it going?

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Speaker 3: I was just telling Stephanie. You guys, if you haven't

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seen that cartoon, you gotta you gotta google it. What

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is it called?

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Speaker 5: Uh? If you google Romeo and Druliet right Michael by

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Michael Narren.

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Speaker 3: It's on YouTube. It's only like a minute and a

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half long, and it's hilarious and it should go into

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the Comedy Museum of Improv because it's it's uh David

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years ago talking to talking about Drew's daughter and it's

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just hilarious and this is so funny. This kid like

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out in New York. He put it to a cartoon

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and Adam was very impressed and got him a job

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working for Seth MacFarlane.

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Speaker 4: You see dreams can come true.

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Speaker 6: Mm hmm. By the way, I don't want to bum

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you out when what there's a home burg what there's

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a home burglary like every thirteen second?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, do you know that?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Speak as our friends got robbed really Uh. Natalia's friend

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who lives up our street was robbed and they caught.

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robber in the bedroom, took all the jewelry and had

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a bunch of shit in his pockets.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh, she grabbed her daughter and she threw her outside

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and she ran and she called police and they caught him.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 3: The day so go on.

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Speaker 6: So I wanted to tell you, so what's going on

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a little bit about what's going on with my dog Penelope. Yeah,

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so in the past I told you about Penelope loves

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to chase squirrels and how that's gotten me into a

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little bit of hot water sometimes, you know, with some

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of the crazies in the park. Right.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And no, I don't let those people rule my life.

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They don't tell me what to do, right, But so.

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Speaker 6: Did I can't remember if the last time we talked,

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if I bought a new harness for her because she

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was escaping out of the harness. So we got when

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we got her, uh, the that we got her from

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sent her to us with a harness that they said,

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she walks really well on this harness, and she does.

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maybe it was the taking her to the park and

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letting her chase squirrels that was really activating for prey

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drive and making it much worse. So eventually she started

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being able to escape the harness and I'd be on

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a walk with her and it just would be horrible,

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like she would break out of the harness like a

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little Houdini and then go chase something.

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Speaker 4: Most of the time it was just a squirrel, but

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it was not good. It made me look like I'm

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not in control of my dog. Like suddenly my dog

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breaks out of the harness and goes running down.

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Speaker 3: The street, and I look like a loser, like lunaic.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, lunatic chasing after my dog. Come out?

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Speaker 3: What are you doing?

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Speaker 6: So then I was getting freaked out, so I took

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her over to Petco and I and I was like, listen,

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I got a dog, she can escape the harness.

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Speaker 4: I need a better harness that can hold her.

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Speaker 6: So the guy was like, okay, I got the harness

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that you want, and he thi her like tightened it

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and made it like perfect for her.

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Speaker 4: I had her at the store with me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah smart, So I was all, oh, and then he

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gave me this stuff called pet Corrector, which is like

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it looks like it's gonna be a little aerosol can,

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like a little can of hairspray. But it makes a

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sound that I guess is very bothersome to dogs. It's

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like it's air, so it makes a sound.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna write that down.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's good stuff. It's called pet Corrector, And so

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you know, you can stop your dog from bad behavior

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right when it's happening, like whatever they're doing, if they're

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jumping on people or if they're chasing a squirrel.

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Speaker 3: Does it run out like hairspray? Because I'm gonna have

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Speaker 4: Pack, I don't know. So okay, So here's what happens.

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Speaker 6: So I come home all cocky with my Okay, now

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got my pet corrector. I got my I don't know,

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in case shit goes sideways on my walk, I don't

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know what. I don't know what, like a raccoon, case

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what's gonna happen out there. It's a crazy world.

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Speaker 4: So so I go for my walk. I got, I'm

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Speaker 6: I got a little backpack my stuff, you know, like,

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ain't nobody getna mess with me or my dog?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Okay, So a couple of walks, she's good, like I got.

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I'm like, oh no, you're not gonna get away from this.

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out of the old one, can't get out. I'm like, yeah,

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you like me now, like exactly.

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Speaker 4: So then I come home.

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Speaker 6: Oh and then she did try to go crazy about

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a squirrel. I sprayed the air thing she like jerked

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into it, and she was like jerked to attention. It

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distracted her and then I pulled her along. So now

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I'm like I come home. I'm like, John, amazing, I

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feel amazing. She can't get out of this harness.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So that goes on for a few days.

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Speaker 4: One night this was pro probably now like a week

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and a half ago. It's all new.

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Speaker 6: Because it's since our last podcast, so Maddie. So anyway,

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Penelope's on the front porch. All of a sudden, she

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takes off like a shot. This is like sundown, and

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she like out of nowhere. She's just out into the

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neighbor's hedge and I just hear like, and I'm like,

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what's going on.

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Speaker 3: I go palp that he'll be come.

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Speaker 4: She's not coming. She's not listening to me. I go

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in the house. I'm like, John, I can't get the dog.

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in the bushes. I don't like it.

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Speaker 6: Well, I finally it's just sounds like she's getting in

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a fight with something. But I don't hear any like

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it's not a cat. I don't hear anybody's. Nobody's squealing.

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Speaker 4: Her mouth, she's just there's just blood.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Right, so, uh, oh my god.

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Speaker 6: John has to go back there and get her, and

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he brings her out and she is like like Joe, right,

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Speaker 4: Her eyes are all glazed over.

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Speaker 6: She's just like a serial killer dog, right, And John

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Speaker 4: What is happening?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 4: So I'm freaked out.

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Speaker 6: And then of course we're like, oh my god, like

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what if the skunk had rabies? Like we're you know,

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stressing ourselves out about it. And then of course John,

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who's even more anxious than I am, is like, we're

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gonna have to take her to the vets.

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Speaker 4: She's I'm like, okay, everybody, like, hold on a minute.

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Speaker 6: She just had shots because we just got her a

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a raby shots, So I'm like, okay, she's not gonna

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get rabies. But then John's like, we to have like what,

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I don't know if anybody's listening, and they're like, you

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should have done the right thing and taken her to

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the whatever.

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Speaker 4: We didn't do that.

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Speaker 3: She's fine, But the thing was, she didn't get bitten.

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Speaker 6: She had.

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Speaker 4: The blood was the skunk, cause it was just around

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her mouth. She had nobody. That skunk had no chance.

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Speaker 6: I think Penelope just went and grabbed that thing and

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like broke its back, I'm sure, and like killed it.

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Speaker 6: The point is when we went to go take her

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for a walk after that, she had like new vigor,

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like a new animal killing vigor, and she immediately.

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Speaker 4: Broke out of the harness.

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Speaker 6: Wow. She the kid is like Houdini, Like she's she

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does the thing, she like bows down, like she puts

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Speaker 4: She put her paws out in front of her.

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Speaker 6: It's almost like the trainer who I hired a trainer

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Speaker 3: She just like a yoga kind of yeah, like backed out.

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Speaker 4: So she's super smart dog. So here's what happened.

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Speaker 6: So I'm walking her and I've got my I've still

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the front lawn and starts stalking us, like it starts

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following us, going oh god, now, so I start freaking.

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and the cat's coming at us, and I was like,

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what the fuck back up? So I start going like

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get away, get away, like and I'm now now trying

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to take my backpack off.

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Speaker 3: Everybody close your eyes and picture.

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Speaker 6: Picture yeah, me freaking out like a baby, going stop it,

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get away, mean cat, go away, and Penelope is like

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having none of it. Penelope is like, bitch, I just

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killed this gun. You think I can't take you. So

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I'm like, no, you're not. And I'm trying to reach

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in for the pet. Correct well, too late. She's out

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of the harness. She attacks the cat.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god. The cat and.

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Speaker 6: Penelope are battling it out out in the street and

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I'm screaming like a lunatic.

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Speaker 3: When they like, yeah she was, she was on the cat,

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like she pounced on the cat.

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Speaker 4: The cat's fighting her. I'm screaming. I'm like, oh my god,

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she's gonna kill somebody's cat. What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Fuck my life.

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Speaker 4: I'm suddenly like snooky, going fuck my life.

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Speaker 7: Why?

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Speaker 3: So the cat gets.

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Speaker 4: Away, runs under a car.

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Speaker 6: Penelope is trying to get under the cart. It finally

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runs up a tree, thank god, but now, so I'm

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just in my little neighborhood. Now, Penelope somehow in the

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scuffle of getting her harness off, also got her collar off.

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a wet seal. At this point, she's like, you can't.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to get her, but she's so excited and

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I have my arms around her, but she's she's a

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terrier mutt. She looks like when Dixie.

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Speaker 6: If you can pay, she's just like wire hair and

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just like a funky face. I'll put her picture up

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on Facebook again, but you know. So then I'm standing

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there and then this guy comes up the street with

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a pit bull and I'm like, but Penelope's great with

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Speaker 4: That wasn't the problem. But I needed help. At this point,

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Speaker 6: I'm all discombobulated and shaky and like I can't find

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the harness, and I'm like, can you help me? And

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he's like, oh, you want me to get my move

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my dog away the other way, and I was like, no,

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I mean, I need help with my dog. I'm just

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the biggest loser. So then finally I get the harness.

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I put it back on her. But now I'm already like,

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she can get out of this harness?

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Speaker 4: What the hell?

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Speaker 6: So then I find her collar, I'm all shaky, I'm

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walking down the street and uh, wouldn't you know it?

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skunk thing happened, I texted this woman named Annie Hart

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who runs the rescue where I got Penelope, and I

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was like, my dog just killed our dog just killed

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a skunk. What do you think I should do? And

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she said, you should call this woman Laura London, who's

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a dog trainer. I've worked with her many times. She's great.

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And I said, okay, So I think I had maybe

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messaged Laura, but I hadn't actually reached out to her.

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Speaker 4: So now this is like two days later.

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Speaker 6: This happens while I'm on my way home, already having

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PTSD for what just happened to me, and I'm like

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trying to get home.

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Speaker 4: Frick another one she went after another cat, got out

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of the harness.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 6: I had to tackle her on somebody's front lawn. Now

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I'm like, oh my god, I can't walk my own dog.

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I don't know what's happened over the last couple of months,

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it's escalated so so.

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Speaker 3: Luckily, you know what dogs do, I think they they

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start to get used to their territory. They at first,

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like because Phil was that way, Like at first they're

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sweet and they're this, and they're that, and then all

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of a sudden, the fucking true personality comes out like

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a month, like like a month or two later, it's like, wow,

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now you're comfortable. So now you're just gonna just fuck

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think you rule house.

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Speaker 4: Yes, no, it's just very interesting.

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Speaker 6: I was like, kind of at the end of my rope,

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I'm like, I don't want to give her away, obviously,

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but I love her. But I was like, I have

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a dog that I literally can't walk my own dog,

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Like this is the harness that the Pet Coast says

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they can't.

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Speaker 4: Get out of, My dog can get out of it. Luckily,

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this trainer, Laura is so.

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Speaker 6: Great because you know, sometimes, okay, you know, sometimes animal

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people can be like, yes, I know where you're going

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to bleeding heart, Like, look, I'm an animal lover. I'm

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as liberal as the next person. But some animal people

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are just not realistic about dogs. And then some people

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are bad. Some people are mean, they get defensive. Yeah,

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but some people would be like, Okay, here's here's what

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I'm getting at this trainer.

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Speaker 4: I talked to her on the phone.

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Speaker 3: She was so cool.

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Speaker 6: She was like it was like therapy for me. She's like,

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give me the history. What okay, give me her the

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dog story. Tell me what you know about her. Okay,

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tell me where the problem started.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 6: And then she's like, well, for one thing, this dog

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can't be off the leash like and at the park

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chasing squirrel right. Secondly, she needs a prong caller, meaning

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like a collar that's like a choke collar.

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Speaker 3: But then yeah, they use that on Phil mm hmm.

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Speaker 8: I had to get one of those for my dog.

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Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, we're not talking about the shot collar.

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Speaker 5: No, it's like a collar. It like fits just nicely

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around the neck. But when they pull too hard at titans.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a choke collar. This has bikes, yes, but

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they're not that sharp. They're uncomfortable for the dog.

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Speaker 5: Mine actually isn't even working as well as I hope.

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So I'm thinking of getting that. Yeah, I think I

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have to get that one picture of it like Google.

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Speaker 6: Okay, So if you're talking about the one that's just

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a chain that goes into the hoop and then it tightens.

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Speaker 4: Around their neck.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the one.

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Speaker 6: Those are actually more dangerous for dogs. This is now

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I'm an expert, I know, right, I'm gonna be.

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Speaker 3: Now, you're the one that I can't like. I hate

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when they tell you what you're doing. Oh, why you

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do you should not be doing. First of all, you're

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doing that wrong. Second of all, that's wrong too. The

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third of all, why.

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Speaker 6: Are you like? They shame you and those those So

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this trainer was not like that. That's what I loved

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about her. She was like, listen, it's about your lifestyle. Okay,

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Oh I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's that one up above.

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Speaker 4: Look up prong call that's right, click on that guy.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Those are all prom callers, the metal ones.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. Okay, eat like they used at the

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pet the Doggie Academy that Phil went to.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So here's the thing.

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Speaker 6: She told me, you need to get a prom caller

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because she can't get out of it. And we're going

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to train her that like corrector that it's not about

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hurting them.

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Speaker 4: And that's what because at first, of course I hear

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prom caller, I'm like oh, we're gonna hurt her. She's

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gonna howl.

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Speaker 3: And that's what I thought too.

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Speaker 6: So she came over, brought me the prom callers, showed

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me how to do it. She showed me how to

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properly hold the leash, and she was like, here's what

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you do.

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Speaker 4: This isn't her DNA.

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Speaker 6: She's gonna want to chase squirrels and cats and now

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it's activated in her DNA. Sure, so what we have

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to do is try to de escalate. So anyway, she

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went for a walk with me all around the neighborhood.

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We brought her by some cats. She lost her mind,

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tried to get out of it, but she can't get

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out of it.

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Speaker 3: And you have to.

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Speaker 6: There's a special way you do it so that you

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kind of walk into you walk with them, so you're

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not totally choking them and hurting oh right, Like you

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give them some slack so that every time they pull harder,

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they realize, oh, I'm hurting myself, right, and then they

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kind of come back. And then she was teaching me

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about click training, and but.

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Speaker 4: The thing is like the clicker, right, I have the clicker,

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so but the thing was I just felt the clicker. Oh,

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my God, because he loved it so much.

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Speaker 3: Heats everything.

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Speaker 4: Go ahead, Well, I'm.

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Speaker 6: Just saying it changed my life. Like I took her

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for a walk this morning and she was perfect.

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Speaker 4: I mean she still it does it works.

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Speaker 3: Charm gets freaked out when she says a call that

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what's it called?

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Speaker 4: I forgot what's the prong?

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Speaker 3: Caller?

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Speaker 4: Prong pierong.

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Speaker 6: And if anybody lives in la or I don't even

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know if you even if you live somewhere else, maybe

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she would just give you like a you could talk

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to her on the phone. Her name is Laura London

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and she's like Laura London dog training.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I loved her.

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Speaker 6: And here's why I especially loved her is because she

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wasn't judging about certain things.

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Speaker 4: She was telling me she's not one of those people.

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She's not like Caesar Milan.

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Speaker 6: Going like like it's all about pack and you have

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to be the boss. She's like, look, let's be realistic.

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You're a family. You're not gonna be like we're the boss.

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But you are her parents. And she taught me that

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like some animals that free feed all day, they start

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feeling if they're in charge of everything. It's too much,

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Like you need to establish things that they have to

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come to you for. So she taught me about like

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because Penelope would eat a little bit and then leave

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her food and then so I would leave it out

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because eventually she would eat it. But she's like, no,

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when you give her her food in the morning, if

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she has a window to eat it, you take the

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food away. You give it back to her at night,

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she has a window to eat it. If she doesn't

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eat it, eventually she's going to realize, Oh, I better

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eat the food because I'm hungry. She goes in that way,

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they're looking to you for like when they go out

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for their walk, they're looking to you like you're going

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to take me for my walk.

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Speaker 4: She goes, they're looking to you for food. Dogs behave

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better when they need.

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Speaker 6: You a little bit, like that's why cats are such

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assholes apparently. Yeah, they just do whatever they want all

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day long.

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Speaker 3: Best cat cat.

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Speaker 4: Just totally agree.

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Speaker 3: I said it to Adam on our second date and

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he threw his fork.

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Speaker 9: Dad.

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Speaker 3: He's like, that's it.

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Speaker 4: I can't I marry you.

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Speaker 3: Oh he loves cat cats. He was like, how Dami.

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He's like, I have mister kitten at home and I

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love him or whatever.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I don't like that.

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Speaker 3: I don't like cats.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, I'm feeling so so much better.

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Speaker 3: What when you come home? What is does Penelope come? Well,

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first of all, when you leave and nobody's home, where

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do you leave her?

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Speaker 4: Well that this Laura wanted to know that too, But

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we don't have a create for her because she didn't.

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It's not that she didn't like the crate. She just

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she's so good.

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Speaker 6: Yes, when she's home alone, she goes and lays in

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her bed. And then when we come home, she comes

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to the door and like sometimes if I surprise her

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and open the door, I know she's been in her

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bed because she comes out from my bedroom and like

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comes over and wags her tail.

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Speaker 3: She so she goes to But who does she go to?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 3: Who's she happy to see? Does she?

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Speaker 6: Me?

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Speaker 4: And John?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? I know because it happens. And the time he's like,

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why doesn't Phil come to me? When we'll Phil I'm here?

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We walk in together, and she's like, why is he

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like you matter? Why does he follow you around? I

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was like, I wish he would follow you around me too.

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I Mean, I'm scratched up from that dog. But Phil

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weighs one hundred pounds. Now he's not the pick because

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it's insane.

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Speaker 4: But so how's it going with Phil? Since the training could.

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Speaker 3: Go like gone, nobody nobody kept up with it. I

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tried to keep up with it. But Adam walks Phil

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more than I do. Every night. It's like their ritual.

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They all go it's his time with the kids. Because

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I don't like to take walks. They go to Starbucks

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and so they just you know, I mean, he's like Phil,

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He's just he's insane. If you put something down, he

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will get it. I found one hundred dollars bill on

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the floor this morning, and you know, it pisses me.

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It's Adam. Adam did like this whole diatria. He's done

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it a million times on the show about Phil. And

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my girlfriend Jody was over a couple of weeks ago

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and we were swimming in the pool and I bought

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the kids squirt guns and the foamy kind and they're

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in the pool and it's floating and the goggles and

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h we got out of the pool and we came

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back and the goggles and the gun everything was just

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shredded apart and like torn apart. And Adam's like, you

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guys have to understand that you can't leave things you

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know around, you have to put it away. He's saying

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this on the show a couple of weeks ago, and

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she says to him, but he's so fast, like he's

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so fast, like you turn your head and he takes

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it and he's and she's right, and he's like, you

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said that to him. Jody said that to him.

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00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:03,160
Speaker 4: She was on the show.

473
00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,440
Speaker 3: No, he was talking about it on the show. He said,

474
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,640
so Lynette's friend.

475
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,799
Speaker 4: Okay, got it, got it. He's counting the story right.

476
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,960
Speaker 3: And it says to me, but he's so fast, And

477
00:21:11,079 --> 00:21:14,160
I say to her, that's why you gotta be the

478
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,920
smart one. He's fast. So you have to know not

479
00:21:17,039 --> 00:21:21,200
to leave things down, leave things around. Even like my

480
00:21:21,799 --> 00:21:24,200
my friends, Natalia's friends Schoo will come over and they'll

481
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,039
put their little because all her friends are Asian pretty much,

482
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,000
and they leave their little flip flops at the door.

483
00:21:29,279 --> 00:21:32,079
Forget it. They are shredded gone, like I'm sorry, I'm

484
00:21:32,079 --> 00:21:34,559
gonna have to go home barefoot now, or take Natalia's

485
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,160
shoes because you know, Or they go swimming, the kids

486
00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,680
go swimming and their shoes outside, and the dog just

487
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:43,039
takes it and buries it or shreds it. So Adam's like,

488
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:45,359
you have to be the smarter one. Yeah, he's fast.

489
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,240
You have to be the smart one. This morning, I

490
00:21:47,359 --> 00:21:49,720
walk out. Adam got home last night from Monterey, by

491
00:21:49,759 --> 00:21:52,480
the way, it was boy's trip. Took Sonny. That's another

492
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:56,279
story I'll tell. But there's one hundred dollars bill actually

493
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,279
two of them on the floor, and one of them

494
00:21:59,759 --> 00:22:04,240
had had a tear in it. And I know because

495
00:22:04,319 --> 00:22:06,960
he took he came home, he put his phone and

496
00:22:07,039 --> 00:22:10,680
his wallet and the one hundred dollars bills on top

497
00:22:10,759 --> 00:22:12,920
of his wallet or something, and Phil got up there

498
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,400
and took it, and you know, and I didn't get

499
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,319
to say anything because I left before he got up.

500
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:19,960
But I cannot wait to tell him that those hundred

501
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:23,680
dollars bills were on the floor, done right right. Yeah,

502
00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:25,960
he's fast. He's going to eat your hundred He's gonna

503
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,839
take two hundred dollars for you. That's how fast he is,

504
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:32,480
you know. So it's like, anyways, the training that Phil got,

505
00:22:33,839 --> 00:22:36,559
he can do it. If we all, if we all,

506
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:39,160
if we got the correction caller and we practiced he

507
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,680
would get back into shape.

508
00:22:40,759 --> 00:22:43,400
Speaker 6: But he's maybe I'm not I swear to God, I'm

509
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,279
not trying to sell her on you. But maybe you

510
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,119
want to hire her to come to come to you.

511
00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:49,359
She comes to your house, Yeah, and just have her

512
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,920
go for a while, just to have her give me

513
00:22:51,039 --> 00:22:53,920
some tips of things that are more realistic that you

514
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,079
can do that he didn't, right, You know what I

515
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,240
mean when you start feeling like, Okay, I know what

516
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:00,599
to do, but am I actually going to do those things?

517
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:04,640
This is her job basically a puppy training, Like she

518
00:23:04,839 --> 00:23:08,039
helps people with their nuke with puppies. Yeah, and she

519
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:11,559
also trains piples. She works at a shelter and does

520
00:23:11,599 --> 00:23:14,440
it at Angel City Pipples. But I just what I

521
00:23:14,599 --> 00:23:17,559
liked is that there are things that we learned. But

522
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:19,599
you're like, I'm never going to be doing that every day.

523
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,720
It's like homework for me, I know. But at the

524
00:23:21,759 --> 00:23:23,839
same time, you want to be a responsible pet owner,

525
00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:25,440
so you've got to do what you got to do,

526
00:23:26,359 --> 00:23:28,640
and you don't want to lose all your shoes, no,

527
00:23:29,519 --> 00:23:31,160
my god. But at the same time, you're like, am

528
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:32,920
I going to change my whole lifestyle?

529
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:34,200
Speaker 4: To be work around.

530
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:35,240
Speaker 3: No, you shoot my dog.

531
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 6: No.

532
00:23:36,799 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 4: But so what happened with Monterey?

533
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 3: So Adam took Sonny to his annual Monterey Pubble Beach

534
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,480
Boys trip this year, and once again, the thing lands

535
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,640
on the first day of school. So Sonny goes to

536
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,519
his first day of fifth grade for about three hours,

537
00:23:55,839 --> 00:24:00,839
all cocky, like, I don't need my my my, what

538
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:02,880
do you call it supplies because I'm only gonna be

539
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,640
there for three hours or whatever. I'm like, you take

540
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:09,200
your supplies, dude, Just you listen, don't y'all cocky? So anyways,

541
00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,480
I can't believe they're in fifth grade. I know, it's

542
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,680
so crazy. I know your twins are gonna be in

543
00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:18,960
fifth grade soon too, I know. And he had a

544
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:23,200
great time, and he just he had a great time.

545
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,640
But my god, he missed the first day school started Tuesday.

546
00:24:27,079 --> 00:24:29,799
He was there for three hours and now he's been

547
00:24:29,839 --> 00:24:33,960
gone until, you know, till Monday till today. Today's wow,

548
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,279
that's a long time. And I and they have not

549
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,640
one teacher in fifth grade. They have three teachers that

550
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:43,200
they go to, someone for math, one for whatever. Science.

551
00:24:43,279 --> 00:24:46,400
Like middle school, it's like a mini middle school. And

552
00:24:46,559 --> 00:24:49,920
so you know, he's he needs to get with the program.

553
00:24:50,039 --> 00:24:55,880
Natalia loves it. She's so reinvigorating. Last year, remember she

554
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:59,400
got that teacher that everybody done. She's she's like, it's

555
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,599
like night. And now, Mom, I understand why nobody likes

556
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,440
him because he's not a good teacher.

557
00:25:04,519 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 6: He's just not.

558
00:25:05,039 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 3: He's a nice guy. And I had fun like joking around. Yeah,

559
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,079
but and she's telling me this, like he's not a

560
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,119
good teacher. Like these teachers, all three of them are

561
00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,200
fantastic and they want us. They make it interesting. And

562
00:25:17,279 --> 00:25:20,119
you know, she's like science was interesting. Different it does.

563
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:23,359
I'm so happy. I'm so happy. And I signed her

564
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,559
up for the IPA thing and they started to test

565
00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:29,839
her and she's like, but Mom, do I have to

566
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:32,359
do that? Because I'm really I don't want them to

567
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:34,400
come and take me out of the class. You know,

568
00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:37,319
if I like missus what' surname's classic? Because I'm enjoying it.

569
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:40,039
I don't want to miss anything. And I know, And

570
00:25:40,519 --> 00:25:43,240
so now I'm like, I don't know. Maybe I don't know,

571
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,440
So we'll such as you you can refuse the services, right,

572
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,759
so we'll see. But I don't know if Sonny likes it.

573
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,079
He seems to like it, the all three hours of

574
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:54,880
school that he's had. But so anyway, they were gone

575
00:25:55,039 --> 00:25:59,079
Italian I had girls weekend was so much fun. I

576
00:25:59,160 --> 00:26:01,720
got spray to him. Oh my god. This woman, by

577
00:26:01,799 --> 00:26:04,319
the way, if you're in the in the LA area,

578
00:26:04,759 --> 00:26:09,119
her mobile Brazilian tan dot com. Her name is Michelle. Amazing.

579
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:13,480
She came to me. I found my hands like always

580
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,720
my hands, my feet always like look orange and a

581
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:20,599
my like. She did a perfect job. She was great.

582
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,000
She came in out and then Natalian and I went

583
00:26:24,079 --> 00:26:26,599
and got blow dries. We got manicure, peticure like. We

584
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:28,200
had a nice time. We had a great time with

585
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:31,599
We cooked at home. We watched the Olympics last night,

586
00:26:31,680 --> 00:26:33,240
the final last night.

587
00:26:33,440 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 4: It was fun.

588
00:26:34,079 --> 00:26:36,640
Speaker 3: We had a great time. She's like, Mommy, I love

589
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:38,559
spending time alone with you. I don't want them to

590
00:26:38,599 --> 00:26:41,599
come home. I'm like, I know, I want Sonny to

591
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:43,319
come home. Not kidding.

592
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,599
Speaker 4: It's just love that kind of girl. It's easy.

593
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:49,599
Speaker 3: It's so easy, you know.

594
00:26:49,759 --> 00:26:51,160
Speaker 4: And she was your tougher.

595
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,359
Speaker 6: I mean, she's not going to listen to this, but

596
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,079
you know it's the heart. Yeah, but sometimes when you're

597
00:26:56,119 --> 00:26:57,880
alone with them, m hmm.

598
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gotten much better. She's yeah, she's the she

599
00:27:01,599 --> 00:27:05,279
was always and she still is. But I'm I'm breaking

600
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,480
her of that. Actually, over the weekend, she had a

601
00:27:07,519 --> 00:27:09,839
birthday party. I dropped her off for two hours, and

602
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:11,279
then when I went to pick her up, I told

603
00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:13,640
her the rule is, do not come to me and

604
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,799
ask me to spend the night and a da da

605
00:27:15,839 --> 00:27:17,960
da da in front of other parents. Don't put me

606
00:27:18,119 --> 00:27:19,839
on the spot, right, And then what does she do?

607
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,839
I pick her up at the party, She runs over

608
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,160
and goes, my, mommy, can you ask can you ask

609
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:25,799
Olivia's mom if she can come over and spend the

610
00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:27,359
night it's just us? Can you have her come over

611
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,440
to dada da? And I said no, why, mommy, why

612
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,119
you are in a bad mood. First of all, I

613
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,440
am sorry, my pirit, but I was like and then

614
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:37,519
we left and I had to explain to her. I said, no,

615
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,599
n Italia. First of all, I didn't want her friend

616
00:27:39,599 --> 00:27:41,759
to spend the night. I wanted to do alone things.

617
00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:45,319
Oh and I'll tell you what we watched. So I

618
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:47,839
didn't want her to spend the night. And so I said, no, Natalia,

619
00:27:48,839 --> 00:27:51,680
it's not right. You can't ask me she forgot about that.

620
00:27:51,799 --> 00:27:55,039
She's like, all right, yeah, okay, and then she she

621
00:27:55,279 --> 00:27:57,839
got it, she understood. So we went to dry bar,

622
00:27:58,079 --> 00:28:01,000
got her hair blow dried. She was watching They run movies.

623
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:05,240
She was watching they were running The Notebook, and she

624
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:09,359
was like glued. You know, The Notebook with Ryan Gosling.

625
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,319
It's a romance, you know, and they're like, I mean

626
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,960
they don't just make out, they fucking ram each other,

627
00:28:16,079 --> 00:28:19,960
its lips together, just just I mean hardcore making out,

628
00:28:20,119 --> 00:28:24,039
like Jesus Christ. So anyway, she was like, what movie

629
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:26,319
and she was reading the subtitles and I said, that's

630
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:28,599
The Notebook. It's a good movie. It's a really good movie.

631
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,759
And she's like, can we watch it tonight? And I

632
00:28:30,839 --> 00:28:34,119
said okay, And so we watched it. She was so

633
00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:38,079
into it, really why So then in the Notebook it

634
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,000
goes it's James Garner. It's the older part, right back

635
00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:43,920
and forth, and she's figured out early on She's like, wait,

636
00:28:44,319 --> 00:28:46,599
is that them? Not early on? Like in the middle

637
00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:49,000
of the movie, is that that's them? Right? That's them?

638
00:28:49,319 --> 00:28:50,799
I go, I don't know, You're just gonna have to watch.

639
00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:52,680
But then the love scenes came and I had to

640
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:57,680
fast for them, and she's there is a couple sex scenes.

641
00:28:57,839 --> 00:29:00,599
There was two and I don't mind the making out

642
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:00,960
and stuff.

643
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:01,720
Speaker 4: I'm so afraid of that.

644
00:29:01,839 --> 00:29:02,680
Speaker 3: I have to like, I don't.

645
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:03,440
Speaker 4: I don't see that.

646
00:29:03,559 --> 00:29:04,799
Speaker 3: I don't want them to see it either.

647
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 6: And it's like seeing porn or something like that and

648
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,839
seeing like I just don't want them knowing that that's it.

649
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 3: It looks like her boobs and.

650
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:13,559
Speaker 4: Stuff like that.

651
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,119
Speaker 6: Yeah.

652
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she by the way, the so the mobile

653
00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,920
tanning Lady came and because we watched half of it,

654
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,880
and then the next morning then she came and she's like,

655
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:24,480
can I I want to finish watching the Notebook. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no,

656
00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:26,960
you gotta wait for me. She turned it on and

657
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:29,759
then she there was a makeout scene. She fast forward.

658
00:29:29,799 --> 00:29:31,880
She's like, I didn't watch I didn't She said she

659
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,880
wasn't interested. She didn't watch it. Okay, So I don't know.

660
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,799
But we watched it and without the sex scenes and

661
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,359
it was great. I mean for her little ten year old.

662
00:29:41,759 --> 00:29:42,279
Speaker 7: She loved it.

663
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,599
Speaker 3: And she's like, you know who love this movie? Cammy,

664
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,839
her little little Buddha. She would love. She would cry,

665
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,960
you think, Sonny would like it. She's like, no, but

666
00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:53,400
we had a great time. Yeah.

667
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:54,519
Speaker 7: Uh.

668
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:56,640
Speaker 4: Do you want to Facebook questions?

669
00:29:57,160 --> 00:30:00,799
Speaker 3: Just just take like a highlight one or two Facebook questions.

670
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:04,319
Why did Yeah, Michelle Smith, I want to know why

671
00:30:04,359 --> 00:30:05,920
Stephanie boycotted the Olympics.

672
00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:10,279
Speaker 6: Okay, So I watched this episode of Real Sports where

673
00:30:10,279 --> 00:30:12,519
they talked about I love that show.

674
00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 4: I love that show. First of all, when Bryant Gumble

675
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,799
every time they come.

676
00:30:17,759 --> 00:30:20,359
Speaker 6: Back, you know what I'm gonna say, right, he always

677
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,599
looks like he's read, like reading, like he just like

678
00:30:23,039 --> 00:30:25,400
got the notes on the on the story, and he's

679
00:30:25,480 --> 00:30:27,799
like takes his looks to the glasses and then he

680
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,920
takes his glasses off and he looks at the other person.

681
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:34,480
Speaker 3: He's like so and then he's like he stop it, Brian.

682
00:30:34,839 --> 00:30:38,440
He's very stop. It's all you know, theatrical. I know,

683
00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:42,000
you know, it's just just saying there, like, what's the

684
00:30:42,079 --> 00:30:45,519
other guy that does sports? That's boring? He just sits there.

685
00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:47,519
He was on the show last he was the host

686
00:30:47,599 --> 00:30:49,839
last night. I have such a bad memory. I can't

687
00:30:49,839 --> 00:30:51,079
think of anybody's.

688
00:30:50,759 --> 00:30:51,720
Speaker 4: I can't think of it either.

689
00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:52,559
Speaker 3: Anyways, go on.

690
00:30:52,799 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 6: Anyway, So they did a whole hour long special about

691
00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,000
the Olympics and just how awful it is for the

692
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:03,240
countries that have the Olympics and how they basically spend

693
00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:08,839
billions of dollars building arenas and building facilities because the

694
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:14,160
Olympic Committee makes them do like a certain standard, like

695
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,799
if they want to bid on the Olympics, they have

696
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,880
to agree to spend a certain amount of money and

697
00:31:18,039 --> 00:31:22,160
build certain level of facilities and treatment for the Olympians,

698
00:31:22,599 --> 00:31:27,160
you know, and it bankrupts countries basically. And what happens

699
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:31,759
is if you have these certain places like China, okay,

700
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:35,319
like Beijing when they do the Olympics there, Uh, it's

701
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:38,200
the society is a you know, what do you call

702
00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:43,640
it when it's you know, what are they?

703
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:45,160
Speaker 5: No?

704
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 4: What do you call it?

705
00:31:46,119 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 3: When they're the type of country that China is dictatorship?

706
00:31:49,720 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 6: Like? But oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know the

707
00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:54,559
word that I can think of right now communists, thank you.

708
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:58,680
So what happens is what happened is they they agree,

709
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:00,519
they say they're going to spend all this money, and

710
00:32:00,599 --> 00:32:03,400
then what they do is they just kick people out

711
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,160
of their houses, okay, because they're going to build there,

712
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,319
and they they have video of people just getting like

713
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:10,440
ripped out of their houses.

714
00:32:10,519 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 4: They don't give them any money, they don't give them a.

715
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:14,640
Speaker 6: New place to live, creates like so now there's people

716
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:17,160
that are just homeless because they're like, yeah, we're building

717
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,759
because we're gonna have the best Olympics.

718
00:32:19,079 --> 00:32:23,240
Speaker 4: And everybody's like, you know, marching like people can't argue

719
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,960
about it. They have no rights, and it's like awful.

720
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,920
So anyway, I just think that that.

721
00:32:29,279 --> 00:32:32,799
Speaker 3: Sucks that the Olympics don't care about the actual people.

722
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 4: It's the Olympics, yes, ir.

723
00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 6: Yes, And like I said, I I don't like that

724
00:32:41,799 --> 00:32:45,079
this happens to countries. So this morning, John said, if

725
00:32:45,119 --> 00:32:46,920
you're going to talk about the Olympics, because he saw

726
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,240
that people were asking me why why I'm boycotted.

727
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,359
Speaker 4: Listen, I wasn't officially boycotting.

728
00:32:52,559 --> 00:32:54,759
Speaker 6: I'm not going to make myself sound like better than

729
00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:57,079
I am kind of bored by the Olympics.

730
00:32:57,079 --> 00:32:59,039
Speaker 3: It's so easy. So I was like, you know what,

731
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:02,400
I saw that real sports and it just kind of

732
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,240
that sucks. I'm not going to watch it. Yeah, but

733
00:33:05,799 --> 00:33:08,440
I think the voices on anyways, yes, I know, and

734
00:33:08,599 --> 00:33:11,359
I don't like how it doesn't our shows don't have

735
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:14,000
to get preempted like that Wives were off for a

736
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:16,160
whole week, thank you, And it was the one where

737
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,960
Beth and he was going to tell what's her fake?

738
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:18,319
Speaker 4: Thank you?

739
00:33:18,559 --> 00:33:20,400
Speaker 3: So you can't think of anything, but you know what

740
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:22,200
I mean because of the stupid Olympics.

741
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 6: So people are losing their houses and also I'm losing

742
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:28,079
an episode of Housewives.

743
00:33:28,319 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 4: That's not right.

744
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 3: That is not right. That's right. If I would have

745
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:33,440
known that a boycotted with you.

746
00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:36,519
Speaker 6: So John said, if you talk about this on your

747
00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:39,039
show today, which now we're talking about it. He said

748
00:33:39,079 --> 00:33:41,480
that one of the things that had been suggested, which

749
00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:43,799
I think is a great idea, and I want to say, yes,

750
00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:49,640
do this is having one place does the Olympics every

751
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:53,359
two years, and that's it, Like and he said, Athens

752
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:53,920
Grease is.

753
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 4: Where they're suggesting.

754
00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:57,480
Speaker 6: This has been suggested, right, and here's why this is

755
00:33:57,519 --> 00:34:01,440
a great idea. So Athens Grease is where the originated, right,

756
00:34:01,799 --> 00:34:05,079
so it has like historical you know, importance. And then

757
00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:09,800
also all the money that they spend is amortized over

758
00:34:09,920 --> 00:34:12,679
all of the Olympics. Like, because what happens is these countries,

759
00:34:13,119 --> 00:34:16,159
they these cities, they build all of this stuff, and

760
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:19,039
they spend all the money. So now you're ruining all

761
00:34:19,119 --> 00:34:21,880
the the money that goes to poor people, and you

762
00:34:22,039 --> 00:34:24,880
have they eliminate all these programs. All their money is

763
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,880
going to build, and then after the Olympics are over,

764
00:34:27,119 --> 00:34:30,719
the buildings get abandoned. Yeah, the stadiums, they never use

765
00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:35,039
them again, and then so it ruins. So what you

766
00:34:35,159 --> 00:34:37,639
do is you have athen so then they can build

767
00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:39,440
all the stuff that they need and then they use

768
00:34:39,519 --> 00:34:40,679
it every two years because.

769
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:46,079
Speaker 3: It isn't doesn't isn't Greece's economy in peril a little?

770
00:34:46,159 --> 00:34:46,559
Speaker 4: I don't know.

771
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 3: I think I don't know. I'm looking at Brandon for anyways. Yeah,

772
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:56,039
I agree. I think that's a good idea.

773
00:34:56,280 --> 00:35:00,280
Speaker 6: Yeah, so here's one for you. Amy Cook, profs guard

774
00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:04,440
says husbands. Nick, I'm saying husbands even though she just

775
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:06,320
her husband nitpicking little shit you do.

776
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,639
Speaker 3: How's that going for you? I talk about that all

777
00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:10,000
the time.

778
00:35:10,079 --> 00:35:11,079
Speaker 4: I know, anything new?

779
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 3: What are you getting cooked?

780
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:13,880
Speaker 4: Are you getting a nitpit? Nitpicked?

781
00:35:14,599 --> 00:35:14,639
Speaker 9: No?

782
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:20,480
Speaker 3: Olga's getting picked? Really? Yeah, because I because we decided, Mama,

783
00:35:20,559 --> 00:35:22,559
I told you, we were like, like, just let's just

784
00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:24,360
take a break with the construction and stuff like that.

785
00:35:25,159 --> 00:35:27,199
So he's trying, you know, he's being nice. So now

786
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:30,480
he's like, hey, Alda, uh do you think maybe you

787
00:35:30,599 --> 00:35:34,840
could help help with you know, Gary and uh Rob

788
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:37,039
were gonna be taking the cabinets apart. You think you

789
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:40,440
take the towels out and fold them and put them somewhere.

790
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,239
She's like, folding all these I'm come home and then

791
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:46,000
everything's out. She's like, well, Adam asked me to do this,

792
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,000
and she's not even supposed to be there, like she

793
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,360
she could have went home hours ago, and I'm like,

794
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:52,760
why are you still here? And so I helped her

795
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,519
and everything. She and I and then sometimes she says,

796
00:35:55,599 --> 00:35:57,199
I have to Adam asked me to do that, And

797
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,079
I said, old guy, you don't need to do it.

798
00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:01,360
She goes, no, I need you can say no, but

799
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:06,800
I can't tease my boss. So, oh boy, how's he

800
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,400
on this stuff like that? You used to complain about

801
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:09,599
a lot.

802
00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 6: Like there's little things like the coffee, Like, hey, can

803
00:36:11,960 --> 00:36:13,719
everybody not leave coffee in a cup?

804
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,159
Speaker 3: Nobody does it anymore, so it's fine.

805
00:36:17,039 --> 00:36:19,639
Speaker 6: Yeah. I remember one time I was here or maybe

806
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:22,480
at the other studio, and I opened like some pretzels

807
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:25,559
or something, and like four lackeys descended on me, like

808
00:36:25,639 --> 00:36:26,239
you gotta.

809
00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 4: Make sure you roll it back up and put a

810
00:36:28,079 --> 00:36:30,880
chip clip on it, because because he rocked in.

811
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:33,199
Speaker 3: One time and there was like a bag of chips

812
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,639
open and he starts the show, was like get it

813
00:36:35,679 --> 00:36:37,679
on and got to get it gone, no choice but

814
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:39,440
to get it on. And he's like, who's the animal

815
00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:42,480
that left the chips open? I want to know now?

816
00:36:42,679 --> 00:36:46,039
Who is the animal? Who would you have done?

817
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:46,079
Speaker 6: It?

818
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 9: Was?

819
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 3: Brian? Would you have done that in your house? Well, Brian,

820
00:36:49,159 --> 00:36:52,599
would you have just left chips sitting out in your house?

821
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:53,639
Speaker 4: My kids?

822
00:36:53,679 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 3: Would? The kids are kids?

823
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:56,199
Speaker 6: Yeah?

824
00:36:56,679 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 4: But by the way, I need of an atom around

825
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:03,440
my house because people, I.

826
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,760
Speaker 6: Swear to god, I am kind of like the person

827
00:37:06,840 --> 00:37:09,840
walking around going seriously like how many fucking cups do

828
00:37:09,920 --> 00:37:10,440
you kids.

829
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,519
Speaker 3: Need to use in a day?

830
00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:14,719
Speaker 4: Like every two minutes you breaking out new cups?

831
00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:16,599
Speaker 3: Who of.

832
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:18,440
Speaker 5: Us?

833
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,679
Speaker 4: It's the rest of the day use the same cup?

834
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,719
What are you drinking water?

835
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:22,079
Speaker 6: Like?

836
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 3: You're right?

837
00:37:23,159 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 4: I mean I know what do you think You're at

838
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,239
a bar? Like have some water?

839
00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:29,519
Speaker 6: They'll have like two SIPs and leave it on the

840
00:37:29,559 --> 00:37:32,360
coffee table. Ten minutes later, they're like, I think I'll

841
00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:34,079
have some water. They'll go in the cabin and get

842
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:37,079
another one. Bring it, have two SIPs, bring it out.

843
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:39,679
I'm telling you, I am like a bus boy in

844
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,199
my house. All I do is bus coffee table bust,

845
00:37:43,239 --> 00:37:44,719
the dining room table bust.

846
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,920
Speaker 4: John. And you know the kids are like, why daddy leaves?

847
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:49,400
And there's another thing.

848
00:37:49,519 --> 00:37:53,119
Speaker 6: John's obsessed with sparkling water, Like in the can, I

849
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:57,639
buy twelve packs of it. Right, John drinks like eight

850
00:37:57,679 --> 00:37:58,199
of them a day.

851
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:58,599
Speaker 9: You know.

852
00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:01,199
Speaker 3: Wow. He's like, hands are big now, huh.

853
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:01,719
Speaker 6: Yeah.

854
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 3: They went away for a while, right, anywo, they're back.

855
00:38:04,199 --> 00:38:08,159
Speaker 4: So he'll just drink you know, half raspberry siltzer water

856
00:38:08,559 --> 00:38:10,880
and then it just leave it somewhere. And I'm sure

857
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,159
that the kids like to.

858
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:17,840
Speaker 3: Sin in our house. Adam found a Pellegrino half an

859
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,960
orange peligrino, half eat, like half drank, sit sitting on

860
00:38:23,039 --> 00:38:25,159
the counter and he and he knows it's not me,

861
00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,119
and he goes, all right, kids, who did this? And

862
00:38:28,199 --> 00:38:31,239
they're both like, you know, he did it? She did it?

863
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:34,079
And he's it was sunny and he says I did it.

864
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,239
And he's like, are you gonna finish. This has been

865
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,840
sitting here for hours. He's do you understand how expensive

866
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:40,400
this is. This is a luxury for to have the

867
00:38:40,559 --> 00:38:43,960
Pellegrino orange sodas. And if you're gonna, if you're gonna

868
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,320
open one, finish it. Don't have it just sitting there.

869
00:38:46,519 --> 00:38:48,519
Finish it. Don't be those people that just take two

870
00:38:48,519 --> 00:38:51,440
SIPs and leave it down. This that's a waste. And

871
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:53,000
I'm like, what are you gonna do? What are you

872
00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:55,400
doing now? You're you're hazing our children now that they

873
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,039
got a guzzle the fucking Pellegrino.

874
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:00,920
Speaker 4: Come on, Well remember when you had to finish your split?

875
00:39:01,079 --> 00:39:03,760
Speaker 6: Oh my god, same thing I'm sorry about was like

876
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:06,920
four years ago, five years ago. Yes, yes, I remember

877
00:39:07,039 --> 00:39:08,920
being mad on your behalf that He was like, you

878
00:39:09,199 --> 00:39:10,840
wanted these champagne, Well you opened.

879
00:39:10,719 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 3: Chug a lugs. We were leaving walking out the door.

880
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:19,639
You're just gonna leave that sitting there, asshole. But I

881
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:25,519
tell you now, those kids, now Sonny, especially Little, he

882
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:27,159
finishes it. He finished it.

883
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 4: And what Sonny does is there's no Adam in my house.

884
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:30,840
There's just John.

885
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 3: Sonny shuts the lights off. And he's been doing it

886
00:39:33,039 --> 00:39:36,400
since he was like four because right. And I'll know,

887
00:39:36,559 --> 00:39:38,719
Adam was sitting on the toilet one day and Sonny

888
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,239
walked down the hall and he shut the light and

889
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:42,760
he goes, I love you, and it was like I'm

890
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:44,840
in here, but God's okay, that's okay.

891
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,480
Speaker 4: At least it was positive reinforced.

892
00:39:47,559 --> 00:39:50,800
Speaker 6: Yeah, my kids are like John pops out like the

893
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:52,840
groundhog every Groundhog's.

894
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 4: Day and it's like, who loved the TV on?

895
00:39:55,760 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 6: You know if you see the green light on the TV,

896
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:00,679
it's like, oh, that's just like a trick for John.

897
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,079
Speaker 4: John gets you know, it's from their childhoods.

898
00:40:03,119 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 6: Like John's childhood, his dad would just be like get

899
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:09,320
so mad about stuff like that. And like John tries

900
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,199
to fight against that that he wants to go around

901
00:40:12,239 --> 00:40:13,800
and get mad at the kids for the leaving their

902
00:40:13,840 --> 00:40:16,239
cups out right because he couldn't leave his cup out

903
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,320
when he was a kid. But so but he the

904
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:21,199
one that just burns him is leaving the TV on

905
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:23,679
his whole He comes out, Oh, you don't know how

906
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,039
much electricity that uses? And like you have any idea

907
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:30,480
how much a TV takes of electricity in a charge

908
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,360
that makes the bill higher? And you need to turn

909
00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:34,880
the TV off, and then sometimes while the kids are

910
00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:37,960
watching it, like if they're doing if they're multitasking, m

911
00:40:38,199 --> 00:40:41,599
m oh no, he's like are you watching? Are you

912
00:40:41,679 --> 00:40:44,119
watching the TV? And say he'll be like yeah, and

913
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:46,760
he's like, really, what's going on on the show right now?

914
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:49,880
Speaker 3: And she'll be like that's bread Winners. I don't know,

915
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:50,840
though she'll try.

916
00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,360
Speaker 6: She takes it like literally like ladies are drunk, cause

917
00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:57,079
she's like trying to answer and he's like, all right,

918
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,159
but you're either watching the TV or you're on your iPad.

919
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:02,920
Because if you're on your iPad, turn off the TV.

920
00:41:03,199 --> 00:41:07,199
MM okay, daddy, you know. But if they walk out

921
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,719
of the room for a second, like to go get

922
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,400
more pretzels or to get another cup, like start another

923
00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:13,559
a new glass, he'll like go in and turn off

924
00:41:13,599 --> 00:41:13,880
the TV.

925
00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:16,239
Speaker 4: And then they'll come out and be like I was

926
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:18,400
watching that. He's like, it didn't seem like anyone was

927
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,480
in here watching it. I know somebody went in the

928
00:41:20,519 --> 00:41:21,639
canning to get a new glass.

929
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,360
Speaker 3: It's inn't that funny. Like when you were a kid,

930
00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:27,800
like think about the things that your parents got mad over,

931
00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:31,559
Like like I remember if if there was a silverware

932
00:41:31,639 --> 00:41:34,760
that fell into the dishwasher disposal and you're running the

933
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:37,920
and it's like makes it. My dad would go nuts.

934
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:41,079
And I have that like like a frame now like

935
00:41:41,159 --> 00:41:43,000
when that goes, I turn it off and get it

936
00:41:43,039 --> 00:41:46,239
out because oh my god, you're gonna mangle a fork, right,

937
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:48,960
like right, we can't go buy another fucking fork, you

938
00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:51,239
know what I mean? Or if you go to somebody's

939
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:53,800
house and you bring like, you know, the tupperware of

940
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:56,320
the mic, I need that back to get it back?

941
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,639
Did you bring it back? Now that you're an adult,

942
00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:03,440
You're like, what the fuck are you getting all fucked

943
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,400
up over from fucking tupperware? Like you know the it's

944
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:09,559
like what you what your parents got mad at.

945
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:11,960
Speaker 4: My mom was about the towels on the floor.

946
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,760
Speaker 6: If a towel if you took a shower, Adam too

947
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,920
and you left your towel on the floor, it was

948
00:42:17,079 --> 00:42:19,239
like World War like you started World War two and

949
00:42:19,519 --> 00:42:19,760
was like.

950
00:42:20,159 --> 00:42:23,320
Speaker 3: Are you what kind of animal?

951
00:42:24,119 --> 00:42:25,440
Speaker 4: No morals having?

952
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 6: Like I guess you just expect that I'm supposed to

953
00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:32,280
pick up your towel, and now I do, I get

954
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:33,519
like I get mad.

955
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 4: Like I'll go in the bathroom and I'm like there's

956
00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,679
four towels. Really I hate, Like there's towels on the floor.

957
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 3: Wow, I know, no reason to me, I know. And

958
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,519
then they do that too, Adams like spread it out,

959
00:42:44,639 --> 00:42:46,800
hang it up, spread it out. So drives.

960
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:52,719
Speaker 6: My kids are like, seriously the animals, and I'm not proud,

961
00:42:53,159 --> 00:42:56,639
like I'm obviously not raising them, right, but like they

962
00:42:56,679 --> 00:42:57,039
will just.

963
00:42:57,079 --> 00:42:58,119
Speaker 4: Take a bath towel.

964
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,719
Speaker 6: Okay, So this is gonna sounds so like not a

965
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:05,000
big deal. But like they'll use the toothpaste okay, They'll

966
00:43:05,039 --> 00:43:09,360
be toothpaste everywhere, like like somebody was murdered with blue toothpaste,

967
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:13,559
like a smurf was murdered in our bathroom. It's in

968
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,280
the sink, it's on the there's some on the floor,

969
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:17,639
it's somehow it's on the toilet.

970
00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:18,119
Speaker 3: I don't know what.

971
00:43:18,679 --> 00:43:20,039
Speaker 4: I don't know how glue.

972
00:43:19,840 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 3: Got everywhere, but it's there.

973
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,800
Speaker 6: And then I'll be like, guys, you got to clean

974
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,719
up after yourselves, you know, and then it hardens, right,

975
00:43:27,039 --> 00:43:29,519
so like it's always there and that stay.

976
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,000
Speaker 4: So I'm like, you got to clean that up.

977
00:43:31,039 --> 00:43:33,199
Speaker 6: So Maddie will be like, take a bath towel, like

978
00:43:33,239 --> 00:43:35,519
a white bath towel, and then just go and like

979
00:43:35,679 --> 00:43:38,239
mop it all up and then leave the towel. They're like,

980
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,119
I'm like, oh my god, there's like a hundred things

981
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:44,679
wrong with the scenario, right, Like I say that you're trying,

982
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:45,079
but like.

983
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:48,360
Speaker 3: No, I know when you were a kid, when you

984
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,320
were that age, did you clean bathrooms?

985
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,119
Speaker 4: And you did you clean I think I told you

986
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:55,559
this before. My I mean, my mom was a nightmare.

987
00:43:56,039 --> 00:43:58,800
Speaker 6: You know this, But I was in charge of cleaning

988
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,679
the bathroom and my mom was very OCD. My mom

989
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,880
was a neat freak, which we didn't know at the time.

990
00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:07,920
You didn't know that some people were neat freaks, right,

991
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:10,400
you just thought like that's just how people are. Like

992
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,920
our house was very clean, but my mom was a

993
00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:15,920
nightmare about it. So if you if so, she would

994
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,000
make you would clean the bathroom and then she would

995
00:44:18,039 --> 00:44:19,920
come in and like white glove test it. So she

996
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:22,880
would take a glove and go behind the toilet, and

997
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:26,119
then you would just hear staff, honey, and I'd be

998
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:28,920
like shitting myself, you know, like oh God, and she'd

999
00:44:28,920 --> 00:44:30,880
be like get in here. Then I'd have to go

1000
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,280
in there, and then she'd be like what's this, and

1001
00:44:33,360 --> 00:44:35,239
the other you'd see her finger would have a little

1002
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:35,679
dirt on.

1003
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,440
Speaker 4: It and she'd be like, I'd be like.

1004
00:44:39,159 --> 00:44:42,039
Speaker 6: When I laughed, you when you clean the bathroom, you

1005
00:44:42,199 --> 00:44:45,920
clean behind the toilet, she would. So I think I'm

1006
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:47,840
trying not to do that to my kids, you know

1007
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,760
what I mean. And I think I've gone the other

1008
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,079
way with it because my kids, Like I need.

1009
00:44:53,039 --> 00:44:56,320
Speaker 3: To get my kids cleaning, Like I just remember cleaning.

1010
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,840
When I was a kid, there's no cleaning. Nobody had

1011
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:03,239
house like I None of my friends had maids or

1012
00:45:03,599 --> 00:45:07,360
you know, cleaning services at all. We cleaned. And I

1013
00:45:07,519 --> 00:45:10,800
remember with the ajax and the sea in the bathroom,

1014
00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:13,159
and it's like, my kids never fucking clean their bathrooms.

1015
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,440
So now I'm like you they share about I'm like,

1016
00:45:15,519 --> 00:45:17,519
you are cleaning this bathroom, and you know, here's the

1017
00:45:17,599 --> 00:45:19,639
other thing I have. It's my fault. I need to

1018
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,840
pay like they you know, we did the Star system,

1019
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:25,039
like if you wanted something and you want to earn it,

1020
00:45:25,159 --> 00:45:27,679
then need so you know, one hundred and fifty stars

1021
00:45:27,719 --> 00:45:30,760
will get you a basketball, hoop or whatever. Right, but

1022
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:33,760
it goes down like it never It's like they do

1023
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:35,920
it and then nobody keeps track and it's like I

1024
00:45:36,079 --> 00:45:39,159
earned eight stars yesterday and it's like eight don't What

1025
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,840
did you do? I picked up a towel or I

1026
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,199
picked up you know, it's like, no, you didn't, I

1027
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,559
did that, Or I fed I fed Phil. It's like no,

1028
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,239
like you know what I mean.

1029
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 4: The worst we've been doing this show for a long time.

1030
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:54,400
We started trying to, I know, get ourselves motivated to

1031
00:45:54,559 --> 00:45:55,400
like follow through.

1032
00:45:55,519 --> 00:45:58,599
Speaker 6: I have no follow through. I start stuff all the time.

1033
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:01,880
I don't get my kids their allowance regularly, and then

1034
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:05,119
it'll be like, you know, four months later, and Sadie'll

1035
00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:07,480
be like, can I buy such and such with my allowance?

1036
00:46:07,559 --> 00:46:10,800
Speaker 4: And then I go like, what do you get? At

1037
00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,239
this point?

1038
00:46:11,599 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 3: How do you give? What's their allowance?

1039
00:46:14,679 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 4: This is how bad it is. I don't even know.

1040
00:46:16,599 --> 00:46:19,440
I think Lbie gets six dollars a week and they

1041
00:46:19,519 --> 00:46:22,239
get like three dollars. But I don't know when the

1042
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:24,360
last time I gave their allowance was. I don't do it,

1043
00:46:24,559 --> 00:46:24,760
I know.

1044
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,960
Speaker 6: And then I had the motivation box, which was great.

1045
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:30,360
I went to the dollar store. I bought stuff for

1046
00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,400
each of them. If the motivation bag was for when

1047
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,440
they read a book, every time they read a book,

1048
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,320
and I was going to do that over the summer

1049
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:43,679
that died another death well, because then I'd beel like, Sadie,

1050
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:49,079
let's do some reading, mom corrector, and Sadie.

1051
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:50,800
Speaker 4: Would be like, yeah, I'm all about it. Like a

1052
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,239
little later, after I finished this episode of bread Winners.

1053
00:46:53,559 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 3: What's Breadwinners?

1054
00:46:54,840 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 4: Just the worst show? It is ever? So stupid.

1055
00:47:01,119 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 6: It's the Oh my god, there's somebody with a big

1056
00:47:04,039 --> 00:47:06,239
butt in it, probably from eating too many carbs.

1057
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:11,199
Speaker 4: What's the look up? Breadwinners? And their names are? It's animated?

1058
00:47:11,679 --> 00:47:14,639
Speaker 3: Oh, it's animated and they just started watching it again.

1059
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,840
Is it on what is it on Disney Channel or something?

1060
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 4: I don't even know. Here's the Sway Sway? Oh okay,

1061
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,159
I just remember the names of them, Sway Sway and Baduce.

1062
00:47:24,599 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 3: Oh god, I.

1063
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 6: Mean, doesn't beduce sound like something that you call pooping,

1064
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:32,119
you know, like when you poop and I just dropped Aduce.

1065
00:47:33,079 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 3: I bet they did. Wow. It kind of looks like SpongeBob.

1066
00:47:37,360 --> 00:47:39,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's they just started getting back.

1067
00:47:39,840 --> 00:47:41,800
Speaker 3: It gives me a headache just looking at it. Yeah,

1068
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:46,800
noisy cartoons like oh my god, an I took Natalia

1069
00:47:46,880 --> 00:47:49,559
forever twenty one because it's so cheap. And by the way,

1070
00:47:49,599 --> 00:47:53,760
there which one has a kids section? Because Pasadena. Okay,

1071
00:47:54,679 --> 00:47:57,639
oh my god, the cheesecake factory in Pasadena carries are

1072
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,519
I P eight's on the menu really and less? Yeah,

1073
00:48:00,599 --> 00:48:02,280
we went there, amazing.

1074
00:48:04,119 --> 00:48:06,280
Speaker 4: Did you have to do that through a distributor?

1075
00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:06,599
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1076
00:48:06,639 --> 00:48:08,719
Speaker 4: That so they'd handled it and got it in the

1077
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:09,639
cheesecake factory.

1078
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,119
Speaker 3: That's so cool.

1079
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 6: I know.

1080
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:14,719
Speaker 3: So, but it's your business.

1081
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:15,639
Speaker 5: I know, I know.

1082
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,679
Speaker 3: I'm so excited. I'm proud of you. Thank you, thank you.

1083
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:22,840
I took her to Forever twenty one and the music.

1084
00:48:23,519 --> 00:48:25,599
You're walking to those stores sometimes and you want to

1085
00:48:25,639 --> 00:48:27,320
fucking get the hell out of there. I can't get

1086
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,000
out of there fast enough.

1087
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,039
Speaker 4: Becaus like you're in a gay bar.

1088
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:39,199
Speaker 3: It totally is. It's like a rain Oh my god.

1089
00:48:40,559 --> 00:48:43,239
And Italian was like mom, and I'm like, please, can

1090
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:45,440
you just find what you need? Because also I'm like

1091
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:48,880
a mom starting my periods. I'm on edge. Oh and

1092
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:50,920
I'll tell you something. So anyways, we're in there and

1093
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:53,320
that music's pumping, pump and pump and pump and pumping,

1094
00:48:53,599 --> 00:48:55,840
and she's like, can I find find my size? Find

1095
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,239
my son? I'm like, look ten to twelve, ten twelve. Okay,

1096
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,039
here it is. Here's pump and pump and pumping, and

1097
00:49:00,119 --> 00:49:03,039
then it stops. I'm like, oh thank god. And I

1098
00:49:03,079 --> 00:49:05,519
said it loud. She's like mom s and there's like

1099
00:49:05,639 --> 00:49:08,599
this lady working there. She's like, can I help you guys?

1100
00:49:08,639 --> 00:49:11,199
Look for like, no, We're fine. She's like, just hurry

1101
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,639
up and tell you get what you need and let's go.

1102
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,440
Then we go to Sophora and I go, I know

1103
00:49:15,519 --> 00:49:17,119
what I need. I need to get in and get out.

1104
00:49:17,159 --> 00:49:20,199
I need black eyeliner, like the Jeel Islander. Go to

1105
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,880
smash Box section that's another one loud. Everyone's gay, you

1106
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:26,559
want to try this? And Natalia it's like a kid

1107
00:49:26,599 --> 00:49:29,480
in a candy store. She's like, holy shit, she's she

1108
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:32,000
never really been in so for she these are can

1109
00:49:32,039 --> 00:49:34,480
I can I try? Are these tests? Can I can

1110
00:49:34,519 --> 00:49:36,400
I put this on? And she's like taking the lipsticks.

1111
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:39,119
I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, okay. So

1112
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,880
I go to the smash Box. No black. I just

1113
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,519
want black Island. I just want to get the fuck

1114
00:49:43,559 --> 00:49:45,280
out of there. I just want the black Jeel Island.

1115
00:49:45,320 --> 00:49:45,800
Speaker 4: Get out right.

1116
00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 6: No.

1117
00:49:47,119 --> 00:49:50,360
Speaker 3: Then I go to Laura Mercy, No Violet you know,

1118
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,360
olive green, but no black, just black.

1119
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 4: All I want.

1120
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:57,679
Speaker 3: Can I help you find something? I said, and na'till

1121
00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:01,360
I was standing said I go, I need black, just

1122
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,760
just simple black eyeliner. Jelde you want to stick? And

1123
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:07,119
I go no, I said the gel the gel, and

1124
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:08,760
she says, well, Smashbox has it.

1125
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 2: I go.

1126
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:12,079
Speaker 3: I went to the smash Box, went straight there. They

1127
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,480
don't have it. Oh well, I'm sorry, Well let me

1128
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,760
and then I was like, Mom, don't be me, don't

1129
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,000
be rude. I go, I'm not being rude. Then they

1130
00:50:19,039 --> 00:50:21,559
take me someplace else. Oh, Tart has it. I go

1131
00:50:21,639 --> 00:50:24,400
over to Tart. They're looking for the black can't find it,

1132
00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,440
and I go and then I say, I say, why

1133
00:50:28,039 --> 00:50:30,920
we're in Sephora. How hard is it to get black eyeliner?

1134
00:50:31,039 --> 00:50:35,559
And Mom, I go, no, I'm not being am I

1135
00:50:35,679 --> 00:50:38,639
being rude or I'm like just saying the truth, you know,

1136
00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:41,320
And she's like, Mom, just relax, and I said, I

1137
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,760
can't this music strive me crazy. Then we go to

1138
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:46,719
the front and she's like, did you find everything okay?

1139
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:47,199
Speaker 2: Today?

1140
00:50:47,639 --> 00:50:51,239
Speaker 3: And I go now, not really. Natalia walked away. She

1141
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:54,519
went outside. She's like, I'm waiting outside she's just like, Mom,

1142
00:50:54,639 --> 00:50:57,280
don't do that, And I feel bad and I can't

1143
00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:00,360
help myself. And for the most part, I'm very nice

1144
00:51:00,519 --> 00:51:02,760
to people, and because and I make a point to

1145
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:05,280
be nice in front of my kids, I want, you know,

1146
00:51:06,039 --> 00:51:08,679
but there are those times where I can't take it.

1147
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:11,800
It's like moron on top of moron, like can I

1148
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:16,079
just get black eyeliner? And not saying it's their fault.

1149
00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:18,400
But then they find it's in the display section in

1150
00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:21,199
the middle, and then they find it the smash box

1151
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,119
and they're like, oh, here it is. I'm like, yeah,

1152
00:51:23,159 --> 00:51:25,840
but it's in the How am I supposed to it's

1153
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,000
Why isn't in the smash box section? How am I

1154
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,639
going to find it here in the middle of this?

1155
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:32,599
So anyway, I'm trying to explain that to her. I'm like,

1156
00:51:32,639 --> 00:51:35,119
I'm just saying what they need to do, they need

1157
00:51:35,159 --> 00:51:37,679
to correct. She's like, but just it's embarrassing. And I

1158
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,920
remember my mom doing that and being embarrassed, like she

1159
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,440
would yell at like salespeople and be like, oh my god,

1160
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:47,079
oh my god. But I don't know, like I feel bad,

1161
00:51:47,159 --> 00:51:49,400
but oh well, oh well, all we can do.

1162
00:51:49,519 --> 00:51:53,199
Speaker 4: Is try to do better. That's it, you know, apologize

1163
00:51:53,239 --> 00:51:54,920
and move on or not.

1164
00:51:55,280 --> 00:52:00,440
Speaker 3: I'm not uh, by the way, yes, a right, Thank

1165
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:00,840
you guys.

1166
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:04,559
Speaker 4: Go to Facebook, rate us on iTunes, give us some love.

1167
00:52:04,599 --> 00:52:05,239
We love you guys.

1168
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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 4: You're a parent.

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Speaker 3: Now, don't have it up. Let ther don sound.

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Speaker 2: The doors out, The door downs out.

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Speaker 8: The body was nice to party was dumping.

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Speaker 9: And everybody have enough on until the fella started and

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the girls to start today.

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00:52:36,639 --> 00:52:50,400
Speaker 7: Call, I wanna pull my shoulders, the door out, the

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dose out.

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Speaker 8: Get that coffee that's cuffee?

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00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:05,559
Speaker 9: Can buck you meleam muskin mongrel, I tell myself my

1179
00:53:05,760 --> 00:53:13,000
man not angry suddy calling them caneine. Hey, they tell me, hey, man,

1180
00:53:13,119 --> 00:53:17,760
start up. Put a woman in front of the man behind.

1181
00:53:18,079 --> 00:53:19,559
I don't hold myself.

1182
00:53:19,159 --> 00:53:28,519
Speaker 2: House the dose.

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00:53:27,719 --> 00:53:34,519
Speaker 8: Do say I talk?

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00:53:34,599 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 6: You have.

1185
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 8: I talk?

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00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:44,119
Speaker 5: You do have.

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00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:07,800
Speaker 2: Dou dos? DOSU see?

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Speaker 8: Did fuck my gruffy must cruffee?

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Speaker 9: Can thank you being miskin mungrel wall.

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Speaker 8: If you're my dog? The body is on. I got

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to get my work and my mind. I'm gone.

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00:54:20,360 --> 00:54:22,039
Speaker 7: Did you see the roads coming from the eye because

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the prison?

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00:54:22,519 --> 00:54:25,039
Speaker 3: Did you mind taking down me and my white shot?

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Din agat to any color?

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00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:27,400
Speaker 9: I can't get you up.

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Speaker 3: When they called me back on the Man of the

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Lamb and.

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Speaker 6: To me they.

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Speaker 2: Do doo doo doo doo.

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Speaker 9: Do.

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Speaker 8: Don't allow.

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Speaker 1: Development.

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Speaker 2: You don't.

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Speaker 1: Developmentaling.

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Speaker 8: You know that potting