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<v Speaker 1>One on one Linchintaco, Orlando's rock station one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one w j r R. This portion of the show

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<v Speaker 1>is brought to you by.

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<v Speaker 2>Bob World Order b w Oh look at you opening, licking,

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<v Speaker 2>sticking stuffing all those self address stamp that's a fat

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<v Speaker 2>stack that came in today.

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<v Speaker 1>If people requested Bob World Order stickers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I looked on my desk this morning and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, WHOA, I'm gonna be busy mailing some stuff

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<v Speaker 3>this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate you taking over that project. That's uh, no problem.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, every now and then we'll have you

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<v Speaker 3>run them down too if I if I do the stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>No, the funniest things like a good deal to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Here you go.

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<v Speaker 3>The funniest thing about this whole b WO sticker thing

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<v Speaker 3>is it just started off kind of as like a

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<v Speaker 3>Joe kind of a joke, and then it turned into this,

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<v Speaker 3>Hey would be cool to just start seeing these BWO

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<v Speaker 3>stickers pop up all around town. And now more and

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<v Speaker 3>more people want them because well A, they know we're

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<v Speaker 3>gonna run out of them soon, but b because they're like,

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<v Speaker 3>you're in on it, you want to be on it? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm part of that gang. Right, there's not a gang. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>that's a part of a group gathering like minded individuals,

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<v Speaker 3>people that are tired of a convenience store and retail theft.

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<v Speaker 1>See groups just coming in and wiping out stores and run.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's crazy. It's yeah, that's the whole theory.

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<v Speaker 3>I won't try to keep stuffing these while we're on

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<v Speaker 3>the air, even I'm doing one right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Granted, Bob World Orders. A solution to that is an

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<v Speaker 1>extreme violent one, drastics, some may even say, but.

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<v Speaker 3>It's going to make a point where people don't steal

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<v Speaker 3>like that anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>If you end up in a wheelchair, sure, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>get it.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't have your BWO sticker and you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>well I want one, all you have to do mail

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<v Speaker 3>us a self addressed stamped envelope and are are just

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<v Speaker 3>Google for our address.

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<v Speaker 1>Just let us know how many you need and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>throw them in there and get them off to you.

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<v Speaker 1>We also have a stack of them. If you swing

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<v Speaker 1>by our office building, you get up, get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the elevator on the fourth floor, just right up to

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<v Speaker 1>the left, there's a table. We get a stack of

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<v Speaker 1>them there.

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<v Speaker 3>I need to replenish that, by the way, remind me

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<v Speaker 3>of that if you could again self a drafts stamped

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<v Speaker 3>envelope and for our address, just google it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that ride at the fair wujrr address. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that ride that you see at the fair, and we've

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<v Speaker 1>talked about I don't know how many times this happening

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<v Speaker 1>over the years. That's the swings that are attached by

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<v Speaker 1>the chains that spin around. And how many times have

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<v Speaker 1>we heard about someone malfunctioning and launching someone out of

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<v Speaker 1>the parking lot? Exactly all right? I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>picture that ride, only a mammoth version of it at

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<v Speaker 1>six Flags Mexico City. It's called the sky Screamer.

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<v Speaker 3>I call it exactly what you said, the parking lot

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<v Speaker 3>launched puts.

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<v Speaker 1>You up two hundred and fifty feet in the air.

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<v Speaker 1>This one at six Flags Mexico City. It had a

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<v Speaker 1>malfunction and came to a stop at was stuck two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty feet up and all the riders are

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<v Speaker 1>just dangling there as a thunderstorm rolled in. Oh beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to take a look at the Facebook page

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<v Speaker 1>for what it looked like.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, I wouldn't get on this because I'm afraid of heights.

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<v Speaker 3>But you get stuck and then the storm comes through.

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<v Speaker 3>Not you don't have an umbrella on your ride. No,

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<v Speaker 3>you're just a lightning rod anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Giant lightning rod. Oh my god. No, summertime Mexican storm

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<v Speaker 1>again j r R Facebook page. Whoa, the storm got

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<v Speaker 1>worse as the riders are being evacuated. No one was hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Six Flags put out a statement saying it costs that.

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<v Speaker 1>We are aware it costs some uncomfortable moments for some visitors.

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<v Speaker 1>But the ride was back up and running a short

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<v Speaker 1>time later.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at how high they are above the roller coaster

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<v Speaker 3>below them, and even that's high up.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the sky screamer, I don't know what to do.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't jump. They're not going to rescue you that quick.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, yesterday we did a segment because yesterday was

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<v Speaker 1>National toilet Paper Day. It was also National Dog Day,

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<v Speaker 1>we know that, but yesterday was National toilet paper Day

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<v Speaker 1>and ironically, a toilet paper truck had flipped over on

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<v Speaker 1>ninety five and I think it was in Flagler County. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so what about In that conversation we had some of

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<v Speaker 1>the listeners mentioned that they have transitioned to using bidays

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<v Speaker 1>from time to time. Yeah, ironically, And.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you I have friends that we're talking about

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<v Speaker 3>it just this past week.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, am all right. It came across this

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<v Speaker 1>people trying out the days for the first time and

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<v Speaker 1>their their reactions, and I'll throw this up on our

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<v Speaker 1>socials as well as w JR dot com and Lunch

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<v Speaker 1>and Taco page.

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<v Speaker 2>It seems like an unnecessary, splashy car wash experience for

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<v Speaker 2>your bum.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it an on button? Yeah? Oh man, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>You get to hear a lot of oh told.

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<v Speaker 2>You this is like a nice little shower without taking

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<v Speaker 2>a shower.

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<v Speaker 1>The accuracy is a pinpoint. I didn't know you could

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<v Speaker 1>warm the water up to that's a nice little touch.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I need a towel to white, not

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<v Speaker 2>even tissues because everything's sopping.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like I gave birth to like eighteen water blockings.

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<v Speaker 1>Small sampling of people trying out a bidet for the

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<v Speaker 1>first time in their honest reactions.

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<v Speaker 3>See, that's the That's the problem that I then I

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<v Speaker 3>would have is then you have to dry off with

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<v Speaker 3>what toilet paper?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the point? And you know toilet paper is it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a cleanex if a cleenex gets.

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<v Speaker 3>Wet, it sticks to you, you know, and then you

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<v Speaker 3>have tissue cheek. I'm not what is that condition called

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<v Speaker 3>tissue cheek? Tissue cheek, it's not it's not like tongue

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<v Speaker 3>in cheek. It's tissue cheek. I'm just not sold on

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<v Speaker 3>the idea. My in laws have have the little side

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<v Speaker 3>attachment ones and I kind of look at it every

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<v Speaker 3>time ago I'm alright, and somebody else had that in

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<v Speaker 3>their hand doing and then yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It's muscle memory at this point, man, after fifty some

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<v Speaker 1>odd years of Now, if you had an ailment, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I get that.

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<v Speaker 3>I understand if you had, like I don't know, a

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<v Speaker 3>broken hand, or because I've dealt with that where I

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<v Speaker 3>broke my hand, I got that boxers fracture.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember, can't use your other hand to do that. Try it?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm thinking about That That would be awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beyond awkward, and it's not the best like clean.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not like using the phantom hand to, No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's about the same. It's just put the phantom hand

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<v Speaker 1>to I'm going to start getting used to use my

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<v Speaker 1>left hand because I'm right handed. I'm gonna start getting

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<v Speaker 1>used to use my left hand just so that in

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<v Speaker 1>the occurrence that I need to because I remember that

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<v Speaker 1>time trying to brush your teeth. Pet and Mike just

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<v Speaker 1>going look like, you know, college shit, it will.

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<v Speaker 3>Become a switch wiper. Yeah, that's what I'm see. You

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<v Speaker 3>thought it would be easy. That's just because you placed four.

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<v Speaker 3>It's with one and and and do everything else.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't say I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>would be I just thought about it, and now I

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<v Speaker 1>just I'm I'm doing the same motion. Yeah, yeah, that's awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>Then, and we had listeners point out when we talked

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<v Speaker 3>about this a couple of weeks ago, the toilet paper

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<v Speaker 3>holders on the wrong side of the wall usually.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it's just a whole s show at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm just gonna I'm gonna, you know, like I'm

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<v Speaker 3>I'm learning Spanish on dual lingo.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna learn left hand or right. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>us updated in the progress.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure I'll forget by the end of the show.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's funny. We were talking about school buses

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit earlier. How about this, uh this in

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<v Speaker 1>uh New Brunfels, Texas. First week of school. At least

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<v Speaker 1>two families had issues with their child's bus route driver.

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<v Speaker 1>A three year old pre K student was left on

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<v Speaker 1>a bus and the school did not know until the

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<v Speaker 1>child's parent called to notify them that the child didn't

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<v Speaker 1>make it home. Oh, there he is in the back.

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<v Speaker 1>That's In a separate incident, two elementary kids were told

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<v Speaker 1>to get off at the wrong school bus stop. After

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<v Speaker 1>telling the driver it wasn't their stop that the driver says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>we saw that happen last week too. We got out

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<v Speaker 1>of the wrong place. The kids didn't get off, The

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<v Speaker 1>driver didn't stop at their stop and just drop by

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<v Speaker 1>going and gets to the end of the route, the

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<v Speaker 1>last stop, and the two kids are still on there,

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<v Speaker 1>and they told these dudes to get off. It was

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<v Speaker 1>the last bus stop of the route and we're at

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<v Speaker 1>the one of the first bus stops. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>very continued, are they trying to tell him today? Brother

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<v Speaker 1>and sister are seven to nine years old? Skip shtop

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<v Speaker 1>and like, can we go back to the school.

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<v Speaker 2>He said no, you cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>He cannot do that. My heart sank. School was very apologetic.

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<v Speaker 1>I have not heard from the supervisor of the transportation department.

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<v Speaker 1>I had tried to reach out to her a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of times, games slapped messages just end in the line, kid,

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<v Speaker 1>get off.

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<v Speaker 3>My heart just dropped here in this lot of cute

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<v Speaker 3>little kids, uh so innocent, and they're.

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<v Speaker 1>To get up. I don't softball practice to be it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, softball practice huh well, now it could be bowling.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just I don't have time for these kids that

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<v Speaker 3>didn't get off well because I drove right by their stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Deeper insinuation here if I know you, But we'll move

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<v Speaker 1>right along now. Steak double U j r r
