Speaker 1: Borry for the radio show that put the ass an astronaut.
Speaker 1: It's a very important day as within two hours the astronauts,
Speaker 1: the two astronauts who have been stuck at the International
Speaker 1: Space Station for nine months after their spaceship returned without them,
Speaker 1: are finally heading home, and they're supposed to plunge into
Speaker 1: the ocean on Earth today at four point fifty seven
Speaker 1: p m. The matter of what it will sound like,
Speaker 1: why would n Elon just catch him? He's kind of like,
Speaker 1: going on, man, this is one thing I've noticed about
Speaker 1: the story is I've yet to talk to anybody that
Speaker 1: really knows much about it.
Speaker 2: You talk to me every day. What do you talk
Speaker 2: to dog? Dog? It's over these days. Ry need to drink.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, you don't know that much about it.
Speaker 3: Well, when he was explaining that they were at the
Speaker 3: space station just hanging out waiting for their ride to
Speaker 3: get back, that was what confused me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, none of it made sense. I was like, he
Speaker 1: is shooting from the hip right now. He really knows nothing.
Speaker 1: He described a space station like that thing in that
Speaker 1: Crisp Pratt movie where they're just running around and they're
Speaker 1: swimming and they're vacationing, like you totally just made crap up.
Speaker 4: Don't confuse my casual approach to conversation as a lack
Speaker 4: of knowledge.
Speaker 1: It's okay, there's so much going on in the world
Speaker 1: and none of it seems real that nobody really has
Speaker 1: good details on it, and everyone just kind of has
Speaker 1: loose ideas of what they think is happening in the world,
Speaker 1: and everyone has short attention spans. Yeah, and so they
Speaker 1: just don't even want the full story. Yeah, you drilled
Speaker 1: down on details and no one really has them. They're like,
Speaker 1: oh uh, I think there's a space station up there,
Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about right now?
Speaker 4: But y'all don't remember this being one of my causes
Speaker 4: over the last nine months, all right.
Speaker 2: I remember the climate being your cause definitely will always be.
Speaker 2: It's on that.
Speaker 4: It's wild that in every election in every country, not
Speaker 4: just US, like climate change and protecting the earth is
Speaker 4: not the first thing. It's the economy, right, immigration, you know, abortion,
Speaker 4: But how do you know it should be the planet right,
Speaker 4: one place that has water.
Speaker 1: But it'd be like us if there's like five radio
Speaker 1: stations at i ART in this cluster, and it'd be like,
Speaker 1: all right, from now on us at the Eagle, we
Speaker 1: are going to take care of the breakroom. But if dude,
Speaker 1: if big Al goes in there and destroys the breakroom
Speaker 1: or whatever, JC goes in there.
Speaker 2: They've got an anti breakroom mindset. I can tell.
Speaker 1: JEFFK goes in there and kicks over a coffee maker.
Speaker 1: It's that how can we be in charge of something
Speaker 1: we're not in control?
Speaker 2: They hold on.
Speaker 1: I know for a fact that JEFFK promised his constituents
Speaker 1: that we would not lose any breakroom jobs because of
Speaker 1: outsourcing or streamlining.
Speaker 2: It's not even it's not even about the action of
Speaker 2: what can be done.
Speaker 1: It's about prioritizing what could be done, knowing that we
Speaker 1: all just die and it goes on to the next generation.
Speaker 1: But like, you made my point for me, it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: like big Al's breakroom guy. And then Jeff K is like,
Speaker 1: but I think we should worry about the conference room.
Speaker 1: There's not a single soul up here who thinks the
Speaker 1: conference room is more important than the breakroom. And that's
Speaker 1: why JEFFK would be the guy leading that charge on
Speaker 1: the conference room. So shallow, but really just just no
Speaker 1: substance to what he's doing.
Speaker 2: Is it virtue signaling?
Speaker 1: What is it the idea of Like we all can
Speaker 1: agree that the fake cause the climate is the thing,
Speaker 1: the most important thing, but you can't really impact it
Speaker 1: just by yourself.
Speaker 2: So it's like posting about it, that's virtue signaling.
Speaker 4: It's just like I'm really gonna post about some stuff
Speaker 4: and then not do anything about it.
Speaker 1: Right, I care about this more than others, right me?
Speaker 1: That's virtue.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing I care about, the important thing.
Speaker 1: The thing I've post is just like it is wild
Speaker 1: though the one place that we can live, the one place.
Speaker 2: Is Earth, and we're just like it's a toilet. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: not anymore because Helon's going to fix that, noll. He's
Speaker 2: got some other stuff though it's in the way.
Speaker 1: No no, no, we'll get there, and you just inform
Speaker 1: me about this luxurious space station.
Speaker 2: I can go spend time. I'm well.
Speaker 4: Elon and NASA are working to get Butcher and Sonny
Speaker 4: down from their two hundred and eighty five day stay
Speaker 4: in the International Space Station that was supposed to be
Speaker 4: two weeks.
Speaker 2: Butch and Sony definitely sounds like a lesbian couple.
Speaker 5: Hold on, how many people are on this thing right now.
Speaker 5: They're having a party.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Man, nobody knows anything about any of that. The others like, uh,
Speaker 1: Steve shivera MAVs photog guy there in the space Shuttle
Speaker 1: pictures like, there's just a bunch of people with shopping bags.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look like it's a tiny capsule hurling towards Earth.
Speaker 2: Is that there's people in there doing a podcast? Seriously,
Speaker 2: podcast they are? I swear to god, I just saw
Speaker 2: Pat McAfee back there.
Speaker 4: No, totally, man, just respect to Butcher and Sony in
Speaker 4: the way gone through?
Speaker 1: Is anybody buckled in? I mean, they're just floating around a.
Speaker 2: Party, dude. This is like a Jonah Hill movie.
Speaker 1: Is that the space station or the escape pod hurling
Speaker 1: to Earth?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I think what's happening is those are we're looking at
Speaker 1: live footage of this. I think these are the people
Speaker 1: saying goodbye to the astronauts to send them home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're in the space stage.
Speaker 1: They're in the International Space Station and they're gonna get
Speaker 1: on this new I don't know what you would call
Speaker 1: it a space craft.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's that's part. I don't really know.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a tesla because they're sending four
Speaker 1: up there, and the four that are going up there
Speaker 1: in the SpaceX NASA mobile, they're staying on the space
Speaker 1: station for a while.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: One guy's got the ballet bulge. They were in tight
Speaker 1: gray ballet uniforms. And one guy's got a bulge. The
Speaker 1: other one doesn't.
Speaker 2: He's got a questionable rib cage too. Oh, there they go.
Speaker 2: That's Butcher. No, that's Butcher.
Speaker 1: Soonie And they just.
Speaker 2: Went into the butthole of the spaceship.
Speaker 1: Badass Butcher. And soon here in the white Oh, they're
Speaker 1: back out again. Forgot the car keys. Oh, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with him. He forgot something. I follow them all right,
Speaker 1: see you guys later. We don't know what's happening in
Speaker 1: this footage, and to Skin's point, no one does. And
Speaker 1: some people are dressed up like astronauts, and some people
Speaker 1: are just dressed up like members.
Speaker 2: Of the media.
Speaker 1: That guy's wearing an ill fitting polo, like there's there's
Speaker 1: what is this?
Speaker 5: It's really funny.
Speaker 6: This is the.
Speaker 2: Dumbest thing I've ever seen. They're still hugging and saying goodbye.
Speaker 1: We who are those guy? Guys werenna have backwards hat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't wear a space holme. But that's not butcher or soony.
Speaker 1: These are NASA people.
Speaker 2: Why are they hugging the people that aren't leaving?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, man, it's it's hard to tell,
Speaker 1: and you don't have an audio of what the livestream
Speaker 1: is going on. But look, the point is splash downs
Speaker 1: happening at four fifty seven pm. It's happening right off
Speaker 1: the coast of Florida right there print there, kind of
Speaker 1: by Sarasota where I lived. Yeah, that's a good detail. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm saying this is this is pretty badass.
Speaker 4: We have humans soaring into the ocean off the coast
Speaker 4: at four fifty seven on a Tuesday.
Speaker 1: That guy just bumped into his computer and I think
Speaker 1: knocks it offline'll hanging it out.
Speaker 2: You have audio interesting and too caught up of them?
Speaker 2: What's going on? There? So many people?
Speaker 1: I want to wear silk pajamas and hug everyone that
Speaker 1: he's forcing a bulge on everyone in space?
Speaker 2: Yeah, space bulge.
Speaker 4: So they're coming back on the SpaceX machine called the
Speaker 4: Crew Dragon.
Speaker 2: But what they went up there?
Speaker 1: Why this was a big story apart why this was
Speaker 1: a big story nine months ago. This is what they
Speaker 1: went up there on was the boeing.
Speaker 7: Once again, we're in a brief handover between all right,
Speaker 7: we're going to the CNBC no no TV capability from
Speaker 7: the station, will be regaining that down link TV just
Speaker 7: a moment or two from now.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm bringing down for This is the worst thing
Speaker 1: to have to do play by playoffs because there's like,
Speaker 1: you don't know what's going on. There's not much going on,
Speaker 1: and occasionally they show you footage of a bunch of
Speaker 1: people at desks. What if they were like the MAVs
Speaker 1: and they had just kind of a wacky fun guy
Speaker 1: making a little more fun Hart in there. So follow
Speaker 1: ull is very specific details. Harv's like, you know, I've
Speaker 1: already seen it all. And then there's a wacky guy
Speaker 1: like this guy dabbles in magic.
Speaker 2: What what did you say, spice it up? Do something
Speaker 2: weird and a half.
Speaker 7: A month's flight, spending one hundred.
Speaker 2: Anything's done happening and he's already out of juice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's got nothing.
Speaker 4: Well, you know, this is now the pregame, because we're
Speaker 4: about ninety minutes away a human splash down on Earth.
Speaker 2: Okay, it was a real pregame.
Speaker 1: You'd have nine astronauts on a panel, all given their
Speaker 1: thoughts and no offense to you, KT because I don't
Speaker 1: know any details either. But you're telling me that they're
Speaker 1: going to go from the space station and they're going
Speaker 1: to be crashed into the water in about two hours.
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, they're hurtling down, Like dude, they the
Speaker 1: space station is no the I don't want the spacecraft
Speaker 1: that crew drag. But didn't this But we're on Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Didn't we send that spaceship up there Friday? Why does
Speaker 1: it take three days to get to the space station
Speaker 1: in two hours to get back. It's a seventeen hour
Speaker 1: trek back. They they left last night. Oh this is
Speaker 1: old footage.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that was.
Speaker 1: Live stream of the people up on I think that
Speaker 1: was the people up on the space station. But I
Speaker 1: saw Butcher and Sonny. Did you see Butcher were saying?
Speaker 1: I think that was when they were leaving, right, that's
Speaker 1: probably Rea. So that was okay, that was It's a
Speaker 1: seventeen hour trip back down in the in the crew
Speaker 1: Dragon is the name of the device.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so that explains the single.
Speaker 1: Yes, soon he's a gal. Butcher's a guy. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I've ben I think the guy with the bulge. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: those three people, but that's not even them. Butcher and
Speaker 1: Sony are in the space suits. Okay, these are just
Speaker 1: guys from Sprockets. Those are guys they okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: And maybe there's eight people who yeah yeah, and Butch
Speaker 1: and Sonny. They shouldn't be trained to know how to
Speaker 1: use the crew dragon. So those are the people who
Speaker 1: are coming back down with them. Okay, you think, I guess,
Speaker 1: so you know what I say, though I don't know
Speaker 1: any of these details, and I'm not sure I want to.
Speaker 2: Why how fascinating? No, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I guess you got a punt you got in there.
Speaker 1: I got a bunch of valuable stuff I'm saving in
Speaker 1: my brain. I don't have room for anything new.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, this is this never happens. No, I know.
Speaker 1: But they've been up there for nine months, and I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to care with thirty six hours left, Like, why
Speaker 1: didn't I care five months ago?
Speaker 2: Why weren't you caring five months? For months? You know
Speaker 2: you haven't. You turned your back on it.
Speaker 1: But I do say it is fascinating because there is
Speaker 1: an air of mystery to how the return will go,
Speaker 1: and there is a little bit of it's scary because
Speaker 1: it could malfunction.
Speaker 2: Yes, now that's absolutely true.
Speaker 1: You thought you cared and then football season happened and
Speaker 1: you completely stopped following.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: And now now that you know that they're going to
Speaker 1: get back before the draft really ramps up, you're squeezing
Speaker 1: it back in.
Speaker 4: I'm glad they're going to be safe hopefully. What this
Speaker 4: is yeah, nine months to me, I mean, this is
Speaker 4: like getting accused of a crime you didn't do. I
Speaker 4: got sent up to do my job for eight days
Speaker 4: and then Boeing fed up our star liner, and now
Speaker 4: I gotta be up here for nine months. Dude, if
Speaker 4: you got set somewhere for nine months when you were
Speaker 4: supposed to be there for eight days, you would be suicidal.
Speaker 2: Yeah. They are troopers and had a good attitude.
Speaker 1: Every interview they've done, they've been like, this is part
Speaker 1: of the business we're in. Yeah, and it's just like
Speaker 1: us going to Oxnard to cover Cowboy Camp and then
Speaker 1: have to spend a year there.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh my god, Well that's pretty nice. That's great.
Speaker 2: That is great, all right, I'm already tired of it.
Speaker 1: But if I am a little nervous about their return
Speaker 1: to Earth and is it going to be safe as
Speaker 1: they plummet into the ocean and what part of the
Speaker 1: ocean we'll find out later in the four o'clock hour
Speaker 1: on the Thin and Skin Tain is it Do they
Speaker 1: know exactly where it's going to land? Or they it
Speaker 1: could infested water? Does Elon strike you as a guy
Speaker 1: that knows precise details? I don't think Elon's in there
Speaker 1: doing the couch. These are real No, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of attention on this. Elon's in there. He's a real
Speaker 1: shoot from the hip guy. Sometimes we slash jobs and
Speaker 1: bring the people back in thirty six hours later.
Speaker 2: It's a macro view. It's a macro view.
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Speaker 4: So last night the Knicks were playing the Heat and
Speaker 4: Tracy Morgan is sitting courtside, of course, right at the
Speaker 4: scores table and where some of the broadcast are going on.
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, in the middle of
Speaker 4: the game, he just starts vomiting everywhere. Couldn't he stop?
Speaker 1: He's super close to mid court, dude, It's crazy.
Speaker 4: And then the people around him roll wearing like nice
Speaker 4: clothes because they're having their best seats they've ever had, probably,
Speaker 4: you know, like.
Speaker 1: Just so you know, he's he's at center court and
Speaker 1: he's throwing up. He's on the front row, so he's
Speaker 1: throwing up on the basketball. The Yeah, it's leaking onto
Speaker 1: the court. He's just good. Did y'all see footage? Because
Speaker 1: I only saw a picture.
Speaker 2: I saw a video.
Speaker 1: Okay, I only saw a picture. In the picture I saw,
Speaker 1: it was a lot of vomits.
Speaker 4: It reminded me of about a month ago for me. Oh,
Speaker 4: just you know, but he was also started bleeding from
Speaker 4: his nose too. Oh, so he's got a lot going
Speaker 4: on there. He's puking, but then they got a towel
Speaker 4: and he's bleeding.
Speaker 2: That's not good. That's not good.
Speaker 1: He is doing fine and they have determined they by
Speaker 1: the way, they delay the game, get him in a
Speaker 1: wheelchair and wheel him out of there. Then clean up
Speaker 1: the the puke. It's pretty big pile of puke. I
Speaker 1: mean corn off the cob. And he's telling the the.
Speaker 4: I saw a refa talking to like a towel guy,
Speaker 4: and you can liperate the towel boy.
Speaker 2: It's a towboy.
Speaker 8: Go.
Speaker 4: I don't have a mob like dude. It's they delayed
Speaker 4: the game for a few minutes because of this.
Speaker 2: That is that is the worst job.
Speaker 1: I mean cleaning up poop or vomit, cleaning up bodily fluids.
Speaker 2: That's the worst job on earth. It's not a good one.
Speaker 4: So he posted a picture from the hospital today and
Speaker 4: he's at his hospital bad and he's smiling. He's got
Speaker 4: his phone on his shoulder and it's got a Nick's
Speaker 4: logo on the back and he's got a thumbs up
Speaker 4: and it says thank you for all your concern.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to do my Tracy Morgan impersonation that
Speaker 2: I thank you because I've just burnt out on it.
Speaker 4: Thank you for all your concern. I'm doing okay now.
Speaker 4: And doctor say it was food poisoning his nose bleed, Well.
Speaker 2: I'm not burnt out on yours.
Speaker 1: I'm burned out on the guy from Radio Row that
Speaker 1: always showed up Everybuddy Craig forced his way on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah pregnant, he texted me every year at Super Bowl time.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah, he's still in the hospital for food
Speaker 1: poisoning and it made his nose bleed.
Speaker 4: Well, the nosebleed thing is tough because he's this is
Speaker 4: what it's one of the Twitter hoop accounts, the hoop centrals.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you can.
Speaker 4: It's not Centtel Central, okay, different, it's not Centel yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: And you know they tweet Tracy Morgan getting willed out
Speaker 4: after vomiting and bleeding from his nose. And if you
Speaker 4: want to look at it, he does have a towel
Speaker 4: and the towel looks red, but you you couldn't decipher
Speaker 4: on the video of it's blood or not, like just
Speaker 4: looking at it.
Speaker 2: It could be hot sauce. Well, I don't know, it
Speaker 2: could be anything.
Speaker 1: He's holding the towel to his face and you can
Speaker 1: kind of see the coloring of it be red, so
Speaker 1: I could see why you might think it was a nosebleed.
Speaker 2: So that's what was reported.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that NBA Central thing they put the first
Speaker 1: picture out of it. That was the first it went
Speaker 1: viral from that, right, and they were like, hey, you
Speaker 1: know it was something like that. We're thinking about Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1: You know he's in our thoughts, but do you think
Speaker 1: if you're really thinking about him, he wanted you to
Speaker 1: send that out to two million people.
Speaker 4: So a lot of people are like, this is messed
Speaker 4: up that are doing to Tracy Morgan right now. I'm like,
Speaker 4: he did just vomit in front of twenty thousand people.
Speaker 4: I know, but they're hiding it at that point, but
Speaker 4: they're acting like they have a heart. Yeah they don't.
Speaker 4: It is pretty interesting. If all the people that I
Speaker 4: could name in the world, it seems like they would
Speaker 4: be the least likely to be embarrassed by that situation.
Speaker 4: The first guy could think it would probably be Tracy Morgan,
Speaker 4: and I also think about his health because yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean he did get destroyed in a car truck collision
Speaker 4: thing then his bus flip or something.
Speaker 1: Dude, he nearly died. Yeah, you hit by the the
Speaker 1: Walmart truck. Yes, that's right. And then uh, and he
Speaker 1: brings it up in interviews now, like every.
Speaker 4: Time you see him, he's like, I'm just thankful that
Speaker 4: that truck didn't kill me.
Speaker 2: I mean, it was a part of standard back for
Speaker 2: a long time. But he will mention it.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's the truck you want to hit you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a good point. And then you call the Frankles
Speaker 1: if you're gonna yeah, you call the Frankles immediately. But
Speaker 1: if you're gonna get hit by a truck, have it
Speaker 1: be the largest company. Yeah right, I wanted to be
Speaker 1: Jeff as was his personal truck.
Speaker 4: Like yesterday story, you want Starbucks to spill the hot
Speaker 4: tea on your page, not a Lefty's coffee house.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: In fact, you're probably worse off if Jordan Schultz, the
Speaker 1: son of Howard Schultz, spills the hot tea. You need
Speaker 1: someone in Starbucks line spilling the tea on you.
Speaker 4: I have little audio here, Christina, because there's a story
Speaker 4: that I've had sitting here for a little bit, and
Speaker 4: I think today's finally the day. It is reported by
Speaker 4: The Rolling Stone that there's a biopic Rory biopic being
Speaker 4: made about country music legend Randy Travis, most known for
Speaker 4: storming into a Tiger Mart naked.
Speaker 1: This feels like this doesn't feel like a major theatrical release.
Speaker 4: It did until they announced who will be playing the lead,
Speaker 4: Liam Neesen, Because playing the lead is a guy I'm
Speaker 4: confident you guys don't know Christina and I know very much.
Speaker 2: John Ham clay Walker.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he didn't he do the the.
Speaker 2: Ven You get so easy, you can do it in
Speaker 2: your underwear.
Speaker 4: Nope, that's John clay Wolf. Yep, good almighty, that's way
Speaker 4: off and very obscure. Uh clay Walker, clay Walker, who
Speaker 4: is known for this.
Speaker 2: Come out here and I'm going to tell you something.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, to his bus driver, I can.
Speaker 9: Whip your ass in one hand, time my back. Don't
Speaker 9: say a word tomorrow. Call your boss and get me
Speaker 9: an experienced driver out here, because you are not that.
Speaker 9: And I've been trying to raise you up last night
Speaker 9: and you're telling me I'm eating into your drift. Time
Speaker 9: told me you'd be here at ten pm.
Speaker 2: You were not here.
Speaker 6: You lying.
Speaker 9: So when I come out of that bathroom, get your
Speaker 9: ass ready to drive and drive me smooth?
Speaker 2: Mother, Oh my thirty back here.
Speaker 9: You know what, if you really wanted to prime and
Speaker 9: be part of this organization, you'd have.
Speaker 2: Found a washing machine. Oh, drive me smooth, mf or
Speaker 2: sounds like a country lyric. Drive me smooth. He does
Speaker 2: kind of sound like him.
Speaker 5: But he's like five to six.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And klay Walker, by the way, his organization that this
Speaker 4: bus driver he's begging to be a part of.
Speaker 2: You want to be in this organization?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd love to drive you to August Horst Municipal
Speaker 4: Park in Navnesota, Texas, where he played his last show.
Speaker 2: So this, this.
Speaker 1: Spare country guy is playing Randy. This sounds like a
Speaker 1: made for Nashville TV movie.
Speaker 2: Not spare.
Speaker 4: Clay Walker was a big star in the nineties. Now
Speaker 4: he was no Garth George and then then you have
Speaker 4: your B listers, which would be Brooks and Dunn, Toby Keith.
Speaker 1: He was more of a sea to deal So I know,
Speaker 1: but you think about what I'm saying here. A C
Speaker 1: lister from twenty five years ago is going to be
Speaker 1: in the Randy Travis story. I don't think this was
Speaker 1: a big film. Hey, I don't know, and let's see,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the budget is. Cake well have
Speaker 1: more than six million, which was a Nora which won
Speaker 1: Best Picture.
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
Speaker 1: I agree with you that Randy Travis is most known
Speaker 1: for being nude and then being in the back of
Speaker 1: that police card saying you handcuff me? Would you like
Speaker 1: to han, I'm proud of my dog. It's bigger than most.
Speaker 10: You fake, but you you've gotten, You've got gout the
Speaker 10: right to do me this way?
Speaker 2: Mother?
Speaker 10: Oh you know it's Travis.
Speaker 1: What did I do to you?
Speaker 10: You put these got handcuffs on you new you never
Speaker 10: got assaulted in me. You insulted in me by locking
Speaker 10: me up. And I got cage basically with handcuffs behind me,
Speaker 10: with my hanging out now and I'm proud of my gifts,
Speaker 10: bigger than most. But you insulted.
Speaker 5: I think that's the best part.
Speaker 4: And it was at a Tiger Mark. Make Novus take
Speaker 4: about it. That was the gas station. Time to see
Speaker 4: a Tiger Mark. I just on Spotify and I pull
Speaker 4: up my favorite Brandy Travis songs.
Speaker 1: I need to know more about the funding of this
Speaker 1: Randy Travis movie. Starting a C list country star from
Speaker 1: twenty five years ago.
Speaker 5: He actually kind of looks like Randy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay. When you took the picture, I was like,
Speaker 2: I can see how this could work.
Speaker 1: But you I it seems like it wasn't that long
Speaker 1: ago that we've never seen anybody hang onng on TV,
Speaker 1: but now it's so common. You showed us Baby Billy's
Speaker 1: dog yesterday. HBO is just every dog party. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: and I don't know why they had him wear a
Speaker 1: prosthetic dog, because it wasn't like a giant one like
Speaker 1: that other guy in the White Lotus that he Yeah,
Speaker 1: a giant one.
Speaker 2: And it was a prosthetic too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But also I think part of the Baby Billy dong
Speaker 1: was one of those really weird balls and it looks
Speaker 1: like a chicken turkey neck or whatever. You sure you
Speaker 1: don't want to see it, Christy, Yeah, I'm sure it's funny.
Speaker 2: He can't ask for it. He goes, I'm gonna butter
Speaker 2: that bread, Max as Hey, let's do this.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, KT is gonna break some ranger news
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Speaker 1: for this. It's good listeners. He here comes KT fun
Speaker 1: tweets were around, now.
Speaker 2: Let's go around the sports kt fun tweets as all
Speaker 2: the sports Yeah.
Speaker 1: Dude, lots of Rangers news, right, that's a that's where
Speaker 1: we're at right now. There's a lot of good things
Speaker 1: going on and a lot of bad things happening with
Speaker 1: their sports teams. But Ranger news coming out the wazoo.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the wazoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, been
Speaker 1: using this. No one ever says coming into the wazoo
Speaker 1: that's true.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I always pull out of the metaphor. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: we will be at opening Day Thursday. That's the breaking news,
Speaker 1: not this Thursday. Y no, no, next Thursday, but on Thursday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't be at opening day when it was an
Speaker 1: opening day. Yeah, we'll be at the one that's actually
Speaker 1: happening on opening Day on a Thursday, the twenty seventh
Speaker 1: of March against the Red Sox, right Red Sox.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think we'll be on as the game's happening,
Speaker 4: which is kind of cool. Actually yeah, and uh yeah,
Speaker 4: so if you're going to open a day party on
Speaker 4: Way and party on Garth.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, we're getting there early too, Like we're gonna
Speaker 1: be at Live by Low's starting at noon. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: come on out and hang out with this all day long,
Speaker 1: and then once we're off the air, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: like a postgame after party.
Speaker 2: Yeah. It's a great way to go take in.
Speaker 1: Opening Day with that having to buy tickets if you
Speaker 1: if you're not going to go to the actual game,
Speaker 1: hang out with us, drink beer with us, pre game,
Speaker 1: during game, and post game. We're just admitting that we're
Speaker 1: going to drink beer on the air that day.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 4: Here's what's going on. Can you guys name the Rangers
Speaker 4: starting rotation.
Speaker 1: Nope, de Gram, you have Aldi. Oh great, just got hurt.
Speaker 1: Oh somebody else got hurt too. Okay, so they don't
Speaker 1: know two of the five starters. I think they're well,
Speaker 1: I think we know now, okay. Oh is it lighter? No,
Speaker 1: they've done soccer today. Oh they signed a guy today.
Speaker 1: They signed a guy today. Is the Gros Good to go?
Speaker 2: Baby? Right?
Speaker 1: But he's he's easing into it. This is my favorite
Speaker 1: thing about de Gram. I may have ever seen the
Speaker 1: other day. He was doing a bullpen session and I
Speaker 1: was the Cubs or somebody they were playing.
Speaker 2: Their pitchers were all just standing around watching him.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Like that's the level of respect that like
Speaker 1: people in baseball think he's the best patch best in
Speaker 1: the entire game.
Speaker 2: We just haven't seen him in two years because he's
Speaker 2: been hurt the whole time.
Speaker 4: You know who I think he is. I think he's
Speaker 4: the Anthony Davis of baseball. Let's go it could be like,
Speaker 4: let's trade him for the Luca of baseball.
Speaker 2: Who can we get?
Speaker 1: Oh, Tony, so you have all these your opening day
Speaker 1: starter and then de Gram and then Tyler Molly. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's another he's he's been hurt. Huge upside, but he's
Speaker 1: been hurting. They got him last year and he basically
Speaker 1: missed the whole year.
Speaker 4: Right, Yeah, and last week John Gray took a line
Speaker 4: drive off the wrist and broke his wrist. So he
Speaker 4: will be back around juneish. Cody Bradford, who is going
Speaker 4: to be your fifth starter.
Speaker 2: He's hurt.
Speaker 1: He has had to be shut down, so okay, so
Speaker 1: we get these guests with jack lighters.
Speaker 4: He finally found it, so maybe it's going to be
Speaker 4: Jack Lder. Today they signed a guy and his his
Speaker 4: numbers are absolutely awful, but I love this signing. This
Speaker 4: is a signing that this team needs. His name is
Speaker 4: Patrick Corbin. Patrick Corbin has thrown the third most innings
Speaker 4: since twenty twelve for left handed pitcher his era the
Speaker 4: last four years. It's six five, six, let's go six
Speaker 4: like it's bad, let's go but he thirty one starts,
Speaker 4: thirty two starts thirty one like he is like slot
Speaker 4: him in there. He's head, get drilled, but you don't
Speaker 4: have to do bullpen games.
Speaker 2: He's the A C. Green, He's Acy Green. Let's do that.
Speaker 1: So thirty five starts in about six runs, so one
Speaker 1: eight so we're we're going to we're going to give
Speaker 1: about two hundred and twenty runs when he starts. But
Speaker 1: it's okay, that's all. But you don't have to do
Speaker 1: bullpen games. Yeah, those guys out and those guys get hurt.
Speaker 1: They don't have to make a decision on a lighter
Speaker 1: yet or Rocker because Rocker just hit Tis Junior in
Speaker 1: the head. Yeah, Rocker's gonna need to go down to
Speaker 1: triple A, right, which is because going into this camp,
Speaker 1: I would have thought it was the other way around.
Speaker 1: You would have thought that lighter, that Rocker was closer
Speaker 1: than lighter. But did they Lighters looked great, Lighters look good.
Speaker 1: The lighter is throwing harder than he really ever has.
Speaker 1: I mean, you had to go back to college like
Speaker 1: he was before going into spring training on it, it
Speaker 1: was like, okay, well he didn't throw hard anymore, and
Speaker 1: he did something and he can throw like ninety eight
Speaker 1: or ninety nine. Now he also does not know where
Speaker 1: the plate is and that's a problem. Yeah, man, but
Speaker 1: that's okay better. It's like angels in the outfield. Might
Speaker 1: he might have hurt his arm?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's a whole that's the worry.
Speaker 4: Like with all these guys, like putting him in these
Speaker 4: positions that they're not ready to be in yet and
Speaker 4: talking about is he going to be a closer? Jeff
Speaker 4: Passing a ESPN is a reporter guy. He said, this
Speaker 4: is like a day before John Gray got hit in
Speaker 4: the wrist and Cody Bradford to be shut down. Like
Speaker 4: on the same day he said that Lighters should be
Speaker 4: closing for the Rangers by May. But that's not the
Speaker 4: case now. He is a starter and has to be
Speaker 4: a starter. You don't even though they don't have a closer. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but I don't want that. I don't want to use
Speaker 4: a first round pick as a closer. This is not
Speaker 4: anywhere near as valuable.
Speaker 1: What is the whole idea he's going to be closing
Speaker 1: by May because he's not good as a starter yet and.
Speaker 2: He hasn't proven to be good in the mind on that.
Speaker 2: I think I think so too.
Speaker 1: But I do think your last you know, ditch effort,
Speaker 1: effort at getting something out of him is bullpen and
Speaker 1: I think that's what they were thinking. But we're for
Speaker 1: but he had a great camp, like a great camp.
Speaker 1: He's back in trench as a starter, but it could
Speaker 1: be It could be too. That is just temporary. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's what happened with CJ. CJ was Phil fart and
Speaker 1: round in the bullpen until he became a starter. The
Speaker 1: problem with him is he's never had like three straight
Speaker 1: minor league starts that are good in a row. Like
Speaker 1: he'll have like one or two and then he goes
Speaker 1: and walks seven guys. You know what happened, dude. But
Speaker 1: looks like he's probably, which is exciting to me. If
Speaker 1: you're watching the team like he's in the rotation, that's wonderful.
Speaker 1: Huge MLB dot comers, The Rangers is the tenth best
Speaker 1: lineup in baseball, So that's good.
Speaker 4: Uh, Corey Seeger the tenth player best player in baseball
Speaker 4: five ninth, So what was the tenth best player in
Speaker 4: the NBA?
Speaker 2: I mean, what's the rest of the team? Town? That
Speaker 2: means Jacob du Grom the twentieth best player in baseball.
Speaker 1: And people are just gonna put him wherever because no
Speaker 1: one knows if he can stay healthy. But if he's healthy,
Speaker 1: he might be top three player in the sport.
Speaker 4: Evan Carter listed as the number fifty seven best player
Speaker 4: in baseball and the third best center fielder.
Speaker 2: That's cool. I don't know what. To me, I don't know.
Speaker 4: He cannot hit a lefty, so he's a platoon guy
Speaker 4: right now to me.
Speaker 2: But he's a young guy with back problems. That's scary.
Speaker 2: White lank for the number eight left fielder. I think
Speaker 2: he's dude. Breakout. Yeah, it's time breakout, you know.
Speaker 4: See how your guys the new guys Jake Berger and
Speaker 4: Jack Peterson are fun. Yep, Burger guy Burger better smarish fun.
Speaker 1: But I think Today's to me is I like it
Speaker 1: because it's like, Okay, well, we don't have a lot
Speaker 1: of money to spend. Who's a cheap guy that sucks
Speaker 1: but will get us through the first couple of months
Speaker 1: that are going to be hard on us, Like that
Speaker 1: is what winners do.
Speaker 4: That's absolutely good. Rangers fan of him is in poll.
Speaker 4: Rangers fans third highest in the MLB of all teams.
Speaker 2: What is that things are good? Well, how do you
Speaker 2: feel about your team? Whatever? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 4: Take the answers, get some type of percentage? Do you
Speaker 4: do this for all the teams?
Speaker 2: All right? And the Rangers are their best.
Speaker 1: They have And I used to be dialed in on
Speaker 1: their young players and stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not really that much anymore.
Speaker 1: But they have a short stop who's like a top
Speaker 1: five player in the sport, and then they have a
Speaker 1: relief pitcher who's like insane. Also was a starter who,
Speaker 1: by the way, is going to be having Tommy Johns. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's pretty given right, every Yeah, it's a ranger thing, man,
Speaker 1: get it knocked out.
Speaker 4: Sebastian Wallcott's the number two prospect in baseball or whatever.
Speaker 1: We don't know if he can hit yet. He's got
Speaker 1: to go play a double A. He'll be in first go.
Speaker 1: I think cool? Which I have roller Town at the ballpark. Uh,
Speaker 1: Joey Gallo is going to be a pitcher.
Speaker 2: Now saw that. I did not see this, and I'm
Speaker 2: very intrigued.
Speaker 1: He you know, and I used to We had heard
Speaker 1: that he had once touched like ninety eight or something
Speaker 1: on a radar gun. The articles I was reading yesterday
Speaker 1: said he got to ninety four. I thought he was
Speaker 1: higher than that. But that's a hard thing to do
Speaker 1: to just say, hey, I'm going to be a pitcher,
Speaker 1: but wish him the absolute best. Could that happen to
Speaker 1: the guy in the steak the Sizzler parking lot, wouldn't
Speaker 1: you like an infielder, and then became a pitcher after
Speaker 1: he got out of prison and went to a steakhouse.
Speaker 2: It didn't work out.
Speaker 1: Well, you're talking about Matt Matt Bush. Yeah, Matt Bush.
Speaker 1: I thought he was a badass infield process short stay
Speaker 1: he was and just drafted number one overall. Joey Gallows
Speaker 1: story bro over that guy, Let's do it. I think
Speaker 1: he had another incident recently in Arlington.
Speaker 2: Let's get Jill, Let's.
Speaker 1: Get Gallo to a Sizzler parking lot. I think if
Speaker 1: Joe gout like, it's not that hard to me if
Speaker 1: you pitched as a kid in high school to pick
Speaker 1: it back up to me, that's not not that hard
Speaker 1: if you were a high school pitcher to get the
Speaker 1: most the gifted hitters in the world out.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I saw a couple of tweets a couple
Speaker 2: about the logic of what he said.
Speaker 1: If you pitched in high school, it's not that hard
Speaker 1: to go get all the hardest hitters. I was a
Speaker 1: pretty good shooter in high school. I don't know why
Speaker 1: I can't go knock down some three an NBA game.
Speaker 4: Contextually, I should add that saw a couple of tweets
Speaker 4: that were like, it's gonna take her three years to
Speaker 4: turn him into a and he's like talking about his
Speaker 4: age and I'm like, no, they'll send him back to college.
Speaker 4: What else does he do for a living? He now pitches.
Speaker 2: That is his job.
Speaker 4: Now he will depend the miners in pitch he works,
Speaker 4: it works, and the majors.
Speaker 1: He would know the chess match and how to pitch
Speaker 1: to a batter. Obviously, the question is how much velocity
Speaker 1: does he have, how much movement, how many secondary pitches
Speaker 1: does he have? How much control does he have? I
Speaker 1: have no idea what the inswer that would take three years.
Speaker 1: It's either you're out of the league or you it
Speaker 1: didn't take three like this has been quick thing, right,
Speaker 1: or it's it's a quick thing. Unless they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: that's great. You can throw one pitch ninety five miles
Speaker 1: an hour. Do you have a curveball? Do you have
Speaker 1: a slider?
Speaker 2: We're gonna spent a couple of years developing secondary pitch.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Don't ask Wash because he'd say it's incredibly hard, incredibly hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yes, if you want to do it at
Speaker 2: a high level.
Speaker 1: But he just got cut, well, not cut, but he's
Speaker 1: basically having to decide that he's not a hitter for
Speaker 1: the White Sox, a team who lost the most games.
Speaker 2: How old he's got to be, like thirty three? Right, Well,
Speaker 2: that's a good question. I don't know.
Speaker 1: He was high school teammates with Bryce Harper, right, thirty one? Okay,
Speaker 1: he's thirty one. He's the Amari Cooper of baseball. It's
Speaker 1: wild a career batting average of one ninety four. That's good, man,
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 4: But a couple of years ago, or well, a couple
Speaker 4: Ranger years where they were absolutely terrible, like top ten
Speaker 4: MVP type of guy.
Speaker 2: Yep, there you go.
Speaker 4: There's your Rangers update. The Mavericks play tomorrow night. Cowboys
Speaker 4: haven't done anything. They don't do anything. Ever, A lot
Speaker 4: of mock drafts have them taken the other running back.
Speaker 4: I've been telling you about Hampton from North Carolina, Mel
Speaker 4: Kuiper's big hair, talking about that second Yeah, he is
Speaker 4: a second best ringing back.
Speaker 1: No, no, second round, No at twelve what now, everyone's
Speaker 1: drunk right now, we're just making stuff up. Right now,
Speaker 1: this is a silly season for this. They would take
Speaker 1: him over Genty, or they're saying gent Gent would go
Speaker 1: first and then Hampton would go. But Hampton is the
Speaker 1: clear he might be better than gent Genty's a fumbler.
Speaker 2: I don't like that.
Speaker 4: But whatever. They're not taking running back at twelve. They're
Speaker 4: not doing that. They're not doing They need a watch
Speaker 4: receiver though I think they're going.
Speaker 2: To do that.
Speaker 1: They need to trade back or trade back corner trade
Speaker 1: back because they.
Speaker 4: Did sign Ishmael Muakwamu to play the Jordan Lewis role.
Speaker 2: Huge. Okay, it's not gonna happen. Yep, everything sucks all right.
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Speaker 8: And now it's time for Basis Weekday Day featuring veteran
Speaker 8: news anchor kt fun tweets hero the important stories he's
Speaker 8: currently tracking from around the world.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna take it in set of kt
Speaker 1: fun tweets every now and then the weekday Update. We
Speaker 1: want to put a newsmaker on and that's what we
Speaker 1: have right now joining us on the Eagle Hotlines. He
Speaker 1: is a man that has done a lot in this community,
Speaker 1: in the realm of media and news, and he's got
Speaker 1: something really cool cooking over at FAA. Right now, give
Speaker 1: it up to our good friend Pete Friedman.
Speaker 2: Everybody, Hello, oh hi Pete, thanks for having me.
Speaker 6: Guys, how's it going.
Speaker 2: It's going good.
Speaker 1: We need to talk to you about something that you
Speaker 1: involved me and Ben in last Thursday night.
Speaker 2: Me and Ben jumped on something.
Speaker 1: Called how to Dallas and we were so impressed with it,
Speaker 1: we decided to tell our listeners about it, and the
Speaker 1: best way to do it was with you. So why
Speaker 1: don't you jump in here and explain to everybody what
Speaker 1: how to Dallas is?
Speaker 6: Sure? So, how to Dallas is a WFA kind of
Speaker 6: side project that we're working on. It's a community building app.
Speaker 6: It's kind of like it's like a non toxic next door.
Speaker 6: The idea is, we want to get people together who
Speaker 6: are trying to discover the city, be it there new
Speaker 6: to town, or they're just trying to get a better
Speaker 6: sense of, you know, how to navigate this ever changing
Speaker 6: market that we live in. And the idea is that
Speaker 6: they're going to share tits and tricks with each other.
Speaker 6: Instead of you know, relying on you know, the shiny
Speaker 6: Instagram influencers or TikTok influencers, We're just going to tell
Speaker 6: you about, you know, the hot new restaurant or whatever.
Speaker 6: We want people to use how to Dallas to talk about,
Speaker 6: you know, oh, I just found this great hiking show,
Speaker 6: this great coffee shop, or you know, I need a
Speaker 6: new tire because my tire just blew out on Harry Hines.
Speaker 6: Where can I get a tire? Where they're not going
Speaker 6: to rip me off. So it's kind of a crowdsource
Speaker 6: thing where we want people to get together and really
Speaker 6: just figure out this wild market together.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, we're huge fans of Pete Friedman, So anything
Speaker 1: you're involved in we believe in. We know it's going
Speaker 1: to be great, and I know you wouldn't have signed
Speaker 1: off on this if it wasn't going to be great.
Speaker 1: And so anybody listening to this should be Okay, how
Speaker 1: to Dallas that's where it's at. So how does somebody
Speaker 1: how to how to Dallas? What is the best way
Speaker 1: to explain people how to get on board?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so it's you know, it's a it's an app.
Speaker 6: It's also a website. You can go to howd Dallas
Speaker 6: dot com, or you can go to the Apple app
Speaker 6: Store or the Android app Store and taken how to
Speaker 6: Dallas and you'll take you right there, and then you
Speaker 6: can just sign up and take part in the conversations
Speaker 6: that are happening on there right now. If there's a
Speaker 6: conversation of a bunch of stuff from over the weekend
Speaker 6: about Saint Patti's Day and where to get green beer,
Speaker 6: things like that. There's also a collection of great trivia
Speaker 6: spots from around the area that people were contributing to.
Speaker 6: So it's just a matter of signing up, downloading it,
Speaker 6: and then getting in on the conversation. Really just trying to,
Speaker 6: you know, be part of the conversation with the group.
Speaker 6: You know, we've got this kind of IRL or URL connections.
Speaker 6: We're also trying to do some IRL stuff this week.
Speaker 6: We've got a how to that happy hour meet up
Speaker 6: at a local pizza pub. But if you want to
Speaker 6: find out where it is, it's tomorrow. If you want
Speaker 6: to find out where it is and join us and
Speaker 6: get fifteen percent off your bill for showing your Hot
Speaker 6: and Tapas user, come check out the app and join us.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is pretty great, and I like the way
Speaker 1: you did that. We're not going to tell people they're
Speaker 1: going to have to get involved to do it, but
Speaker 1: fifteen percent off you can. You can at least tell
Speaker 1: us what time this happy hour is, right.
Speaker 6: Sure, it's from five to seven, and I will say
Speaker 6: it's north of Dallas.
Speaker 1: Okay, So that's the the question I was going to
Speaker 1: ask you. So we're not just doing two one four proper?
Speaker 1: Are we including eight one seven? For we're a Solana
Speaker 1: is like the whole DFW.
Speaker 6: We are, so, you know, launch this thing in late November,
Speaker 6: and we really didn't know we had on our hands.
Speaker 6: Just to be honest, we didn't know who was going
Speaker 6: to come to it. We didn't know if it was
Speaker 6: just going to be young people who moved here for
Speaker 6: their first job at the college or what. And it's
Speaker 6: just kind of evolved into this beautiful community of people
Speaker 6: of all ages, all stripes, and all across BFW who
Speaker 6: were coming together and sharing tips about you various regions
Speaker 6: within our market. Yeah, there's definitely some fort Worth in there.
Speaker 6: There's definitely a lot of Collin County stuff in there.
Speaker 6: We've seen some rock wall stuff in there, and it's
Speaker 6: just a great way for I mean, listen, this is
Speaker 6: a huge area we live in, so I don't think
Speaker 6: it's surprising that people are trying to navigate the entirety
Speaker 6: of it, and I think it'd be weird for us
Speaker 6: to exclude that. So we've definitely kind of opened up
Speaker 6: our thinking when it comes to that, and it's been
Speaker 6: beneficial ethic for all parties.
Speaker 1: So I've pulled up the how to Dallas app and
Speaker 1: I see it tomorrow five o'clock Central time. Not going
Speaker 1: to say where it is because I want people to
Speaker 1: go get Yeah, I'm not going to say it, but
Speaker 1: it's at a pretty great place.
Speaker 2: That's an exciting spot for that to be.
Speaker 1: So, and then can you go back to see other
Speaker 1: stuff like we did a we did a one hour
Speaker 1: conversation with you the other night and we opened up
Speaker 1: about a lot of things we've never talked about.
Speaker 2: We talked about the freak quite a bit with you.
Speaker 1: If somebody wants to go back and look at that,
Speaker 1: is it once it's happened, it's gone, or can they
Speaker 1: go back and check it out?
Speaker 6: No, So that actually is going to get re uploaded
Speaker 6: here shortly this evening so people can watch that. You
Speaker 6: know what, I'll make a promise it'll be ready by
Speaker 6: five point thirty on the site to go check out
Speaker 6: the parody of the interview, certainly after the Bend Skin
Speaker 6: Show has wrapped.
Speaker 2: Okay, very good?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I mean we've got some other interviews, like
Speaker 6: with TJ Sober that we did last month. We do
Speaker 6: a monthly live interview. Yeah, you can watch them whenever.
Speaker 6: The The goal is to get people to watch them
Speaker 6: live and interact and ask five questions and things like that,
Speaker 6: but you can watch them after the fact. And you know, again,
Speaker 6: we've got these meetups regularly. So we've got this meetup tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Next week, we're doing a meetup at this kind of
Speaker 6: new they're calling it like a cure culture sampling platter
Speaker 6: at this new spot in Exhibition Park in Dallas. We're
Speaker 6: also got a meetup or happy hour meetup in April
Speaker 6: is going to be at a local brewery. We're going
Speaker 6: to be just hanging out playing some board games, but
Speaker 6: also getting a special private tour of the backroom operations,
Speaker 6: which you guys know is a very compelling thing for
Speaker 6: people who are not involved in the be Able to
Speaker 6: Beer world.
Speaker 2: Absolutely we do. Man, I like all this.
Speaker 1: It sounds communal, it sounds cool, and it sounds like
Speaker 1: something that is growing. So once again, if you're just
Speaker 1: now tuning in this, our buddy Pete Friedman from the
Speaker 1: w f A A k FAA family and they have
Speaker 1: a brand new interactive app and website how to Dallas
Speaker 1: Go download the app, get in on the community.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And it's kind of one of those things where you're
Speaker 1: describing it, you can kind of make it what you
Speaker 1: want to make it man.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like add to the conversation.
Speaker 6: If you want to, you know, ad add to the conversation.
Speaker 6: That's scaring. If you want to lurk. There's a lot
Speaker 6: of lurkers who are just checking things out. If you
Speaker 6: want to go to these in person meetups, you know,
Speaker 6: it's all it's all available. And I think the idea
Speaker 6: is we're just trying to lower the barrier of entry
Speaker 6: into Dallas. You know, if you're new here, if you're
Speaker 6: trying to just discover a new part of the kind
Speaker 6: of the scene, you know, it can be intimidating to
Speaker 6: try to put yourself out there, especially you know if
Speaker 6: you don't have a huge network. So we're trying to
Speaker 6: be the kind of stepping stool, if you will, for
Speaker 6: these people to kind of really get involved with the
Speaker 6: local community.
Speaker 1: Awesome, well, Pete, thank you. We love you again. Anything
Speaker 1: you're involved in we absolutely believe in. It's just like
Speaker 1: you told us the other day, FA was going downhill.
Speaker 1: You got on board, and now you guys are staring again.
Speaker 1: You've really turned Delcas around. You're doing great things over there.
Speaker 6: It's true they didn't like the changes I suggest it.
Speaker 6: You know, they they can't, they can't argue the results.
Speaker 2: Uh, dude, you're the goat. We love you. How to
Speaker 2: Dallas is the app.
Speaker 1: Go download it, Pete Friedman, Thanks for jumping on, man
Speaker 1: and let us know when you have future meetups, because
Speaker 1: we'd like to go and attend and hype him up
Speaker 1: for you too.
Speaker 6: Of course, love you guys, do it. Thanks for having
Speaker 6: me on, really appreciate it. And thanks for coming on
Speaker 6: to how to Dallas last week.
Speaker 2: Awesome, Awesome. We'll catch up with you soon. There he goes,
Speaker 2: the great Pete Friedman. Wow. The bad boy of local media? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: so this start, is.
Speaker 1: There another bad boy besides him? I mean Tim, I mean.
Speaker 4: Whose Tim McMahon's the bad boy of local sports media? Yes,
Speaker 4: but that's you know, he gets to avoid the tough
Speaker 4: topics like the war, you know. Yeah, that's what Matt
Speaker 4: Howardton's for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot of there's a lot of guys
Speaker 1: that you know, Tim Ciesca was but now he works
Speaker 1: there onto police department to.
Speaker 2: A good guy.
Speaker 1: Uh, Steve Eager. Steve Eager is the yeah boy, Steve Eager.
Speaker 1: I'm never gonna be allowed in a MAVs facility. Ever
Speaker 1: again he went in on him. I saw that.
Speaker 2: Jesus dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was eager to take him down A little
Speaker 1: personal for some of us.
Speaker 2: God, Steve Eager is going ham. Eager is just a
Speaker 2: funny word. It is funny.
Speaker 1: Why tonight on the news, Steve Eager and Fred Anxious
Speaker 1: will deliver all the news.
Speaker 2: Why do you picture someone pantless when you say eager?
Speaker 2: I don't know, right? Eager eager to jump in there.
Speaker 1: The astronauts have landed, we have splashed down. They're in
Speaker 1: the crew Dragon.
Speaker 4: They've got a ship called Megan that's over to pick
Speaker 4: them up, and they're going to be put into this
Speaker 4: uh ship and then uh they're gonna be flown via helicopter.
Speaker 4: This is this is what's wild. You get back from space,
Speaker 4: you probably don't want to fly again.
Speaker 2: The dolphin.
Speaker 5: There was a dolphin right there.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, no, I think that's a guy's dog.
Speaker 3: Look at the dolphins. See those are dolphins, hungry sharks.
Speaker 2: They landed in shark infested waters. You know what.
Speaker 1: That's that's proof that dolphin deserve from outer space. They
Speaker 1: thought it was their over there above water ally landing
Speaker 1: and bringing them home. So they said for these uh,
Speaker 1: it's it's gonna be tough for them to walk. They're
Speaker 1: going to be like very because it's just new atmosphere.
Speaker 2: So then a space after them, they're going to be put.
Speaker 1: After they get on the ship that takes them back
Speaker 1: to land, they're gonna go on a helicopter from the
Speaker 1: recovery ship, and then they're going to be flown to
Speaker 1: the Johnson Space Center in Houston. So they have to
Speaker 1: So you take a helicopter and then you take a plane,
Speaker 1: and then scientists and doctors look at your body for
Speaker 1: a couple of days to make sure you're good. So
Speaker 1: they can't even just go back and get into the habit.
Speaker 2: Watch the Netflix.
Speaker 1: After two and eighty five days they get back to Earth,
Speaker 1: they may just want to pet their dog, see their family.
Speaker 4: No, they have to take more flights and then be
Speaker 4: I investigated. The doctors do to them for a couple
Speaker 4: of days. They think they have a space virus. Wait,
Speaker 4: they they have to make sure they're not like sick
Speaker 4: and stuff. It's very strange, but that's what's I guess
Speaker 4: what it's like.
Speaker 1: I mean, it feels like they would be the least
Speaker 1: sick people on the planet, or are you saying that
Speaker 1: space station's full of germs?
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so what they were doing I told I
Speaker 4: told you earlier that there was a the guy on
Speaker 4: some of these recovery speed boats there that was spraying
Speaker 4: the the crew dragon the spacecraft. It was so these
Speaker 4: toxins that could make a lot of people sick. Were
Speaker 4: they're putting.
Speaker 1: They're basically putting out that fire, which was kind of
Speaker 1: cool seeing like firefighters spray off the pod. It's just
Speaker 1: floating in the middle of these shark infested waters.
Speaker 3: They're not sharks, they're dolphins, and I'm highly distracted by them.
Speaker 5: Sweetest thing I've.
Speaker 1: Ever seen sharks disguised as dolphins because they're smart sharks.
Speaker 2: You think dolphins are sweet? Oh all that thing?
Speaker 5: They're cute? Yeah, I don't know what that was.
Speaker 2: I think they're trying to harpoon those sharks.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dolphins distracted.
Speaker 4: The guys in the recovery boats got distracted by the
Speaker 4: dolphins and sharks, Like, I don't know, leave them out there.
Speaker 2: What the hell am I looking at?
Speaker 5: Okay, those maybe sharks.
Speaker 2: This is insane footage.
Speaker 1: Like I posted a video on the ninety seven one
Speaker 1: the Eagle TikTok and Instagram.
Speaker 2: You can go follow that.
Speaker 4: That shows our live reaction to them getting back into
Speaker 4: the atmosphere. Atmosphere and finding towards the ocean. There's something
Speaker 4: to these dolphins being so interested in this.
Speaker 2: It's a lot, right, It's awesome, dude.
Speaker 1: They're everywhere happening, right are they just bored all day?
Speaker 1: And then something into their water and they're they're stoked.
Speaker 2: You well, look at where they are. They're in the
Speaker 2: middle of nowhere, right yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And all of a sudden, a giant half tile
Speaker 1: and all popped in the water and they got to
Speaker 1: go see what it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the story.
Speaker 1: Remember those orcas that were basically taking down those ships.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, these fish are pretty smart. Yep, that's good.
Speaker 2: That's a good that's good for the end of the show.
Speaker 2: Keep that forever. These fish are pretty smartish.
Speaker 4: This is a report of the live blog. A pot
Speaker 4: of curious dolphins is swimming around this. Christina was right, yep,
Speaker 4: they are.
Speaker 2: Sorry. There you have it. There it is.
Speaker 1: There's a weekly weekday update. Don't forget to go download
Speaker 1: the how to Dallas app.
Speaker 2: It's an app. It's in the app store. How To Dallas.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Coming up next, it's National Awkward Moment Day. We'll celebrate
Speaker 1: some of the most awkward moments.
Speaker 2: Next, it's The.
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Speaker 2: The thing's big shoots.
Speaker 4: Today, as we discussed in the Today game, is National
Speaker 4: Awkward Moments Day, and.
Speaker 2: They had one of these websites.
Speaker 4: They gathered a bunch of adults and just like, hey, man,
Speaker 4: what's something that's kind of awkward for you? And there's
Speaker 4: a lot on here that I think are fun, including
Speaker 4: this one. Watching a sex scene in a movie with
Speaker 4: a parent. Has ever done that?
Speaker 10: Man?
Speaker 1: When we went and saw Basic Instinct as a family
Speaker 1: in the theaters, my mom and me and my two brothers,
Speaker 1: and my older brother had knew exactly what the movie
Speaker 1: was about, and so he put me right next to
Speaker 1: my mom. He goes, here, you sit next to mom.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, and I had to sit next
Speaker 1: to my mom. God, what year was that. That would
Speaker 1: have been eighty nine, somewhere in there, ninety eighty nine
Speaker 1: or ninety I mean, so I would have been eighteen
Speaker 1: or nineteen, eighteen, nineteen twenty and right next to mom
Speaker 1: during the most erotic thriller of our age. Jonathan would
Speaker 1: have been like late junior high early high school age.
Speaker 1: Sharon Stone spreads Fred Eagles sharing for Newman, Love you
Speaker 1: Mom Man. I don't have any of those with my mom.
Speaker 1: But my dad had this deal where if my dad
Speaker 1: wanted to go see a movie, he took me. It
Speaker 1: didn't matter what the movie was, if he wanted to see.
Speaker 2: It, he took me.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, I could a million stories about seeing
Speaker 1: movies when I was ten and eleven with just like
Speaker 1: you know, the most gratuitous sex scenes. But my favorite
Speaker 1: story about this is I was in the living room.
Speaker 1: I was probably eleven, I don't know how old. I
Speaker 1: was watching Pirate cable. My dad was in the backyard
Speaker 1: and I'm watching an airplane and right around that time,
Speaker 1: my dad comes walking in from the backyard. And he
Speaker 1: walks behind me and is going to loop around to
Speaker 1: go back to the bedroom. And it's the scene and Airplane,
Speaker 1: if you've ever seen Airplane, where they announced that there's
Speaker 1: turbulence and all this stuff. She goes, oh, and by
Speaker 1: the way, we're out of coffee, and the whole plane
Speaker 1: breaks out into chaos. And one of the moments in
Speaker 1: that movie is that all they're showing all this chaos
Speaker 1: and the plane people are going crazy, And then they
Speaker 1: have I have a shot where a lady is framed.
Speaker 2: You don't see her face.
Speaker 1: She's framed from her clavicle to her belly button, and
Speaker 1: she's topless and has giant jugs. She runs, she turns
Speaker 1: to the camera, she bounces up and down with her
Speaker 1: giant jugs, and then walks off the camera. And my
Speaker 1: dad is walking through the room as that scene is happening.
Speaker 1: And right as I look at those bouncing jugs, I
Speaker 1: turn and I look to my dad and he wink,
Speaker 1: smiles and gives me a thumbs up and then.
Speaker 2: Walks back into his bedroom. Hell are you that's probably
Speaker 2: ten or eleven. That's great, don't wink in the gun, dumb.
Speaker 2: The most awkward say there again.
Speaker 3: Well, I like that these are all way back in
Speaker 3: the day. It's still awkward for me. Just last night,
Speaker 3: I was watching Love Is Blind with Mike's mom, Vida,
Speaker 3: who's eighty three, and they were just talking about sex,
Speaker 3: like what they like, all this stuff.
Speaker 5: Okay, And I'm sitting there.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh good, and I get my phone outs
Speaker 3: pretending I'm not paying any attention.
Speaker 5: Like that's just awkward enough for me, man, I.
Speaker 1: Have to worry about that. Now my daughter and her
Speaker 1: friends will be over and I'll just have the TV on.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yep, I know where this is going. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna pause this right now. The worst one I ever had,
Speaker 1: I've told you this before, was during Thanksgiving. You know,
Speaker 1: your family get together and then you have a moment
Speaker 1: where we all just relaxing watch TV together, and you
Speaker 1: are someone's handled their remote control and how does one
Speaker 1: person decide what twelve or fourteen people watch? And it
Speaker 1: just stumbled upon Mister Show and I'm like, oh, he
Speaker 1: stop here.
Speaker 2: This show is hilarious, Mister Show.
Speaker 1: And it was a sketch about a band called Wicket Scepter,
Speaker 1: which was a rock band, and they didn't realize that
Speaker 1: they were gay. They were behaving in a very gay way,
Speaker 1: and their manager was trying to tell them, it's okay
Speaker 1: that you guys are gay, and when he told them
Speaker 1: they were gay, they would want to fight him and
Speaker 1: be super hetero. Go don't cause gay, And they were like, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll give you an example of how gay you guys are.
Speaker 1: Here is video of you and your hot tub last night,
Speaker 1: celebrating after the concert, and they're doing the most crazy,
Speaker 1: edgy gay things and I was sitting there going.
Speaker 2: Uh, anybody, no one's laughing at this.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sorry, this is a little too aggressive for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Sorry about this. I just put it on some football.
Speaker 2: Did you lean in with the gay jokes? Yes? Please?
Speaker 4: Well, speaking of Thanksgiving, another one on here is clogging
Speaker 4: a toilet Bit's house.
Speaker 2: Is an awkward moment. He clogged a toilet at my
Speaker 2: house when I was in high school.
Speaker 1: And it was the bathroom that's adjacent to the front door,
Speaker 1: so like you walk in and there's a little powder bath.
Speaker 2: It's opposite the kitchen.
Speaker 1: It opens up to the living room and then leads
Speaker 1: back to the master bedroom.
Speaker 2: And I went in there and rocked the deuce and
Speaker 2: then I went.
Speaker 1: And I got in I was like, dude, the toilet
Speaker 1: won't flush.
Speaker 2: And then his dad heard and goes, Tony get in
Speaker 2: there and unclogged the toilet because he knew. Like, and
Speaker 2: I know this as a dad.
Speaker 1: If but there's a toilet that's clogged at my house,
Speaker 1: I know it's my middle child.
Speaker 2: He uses way too much toilet paper.
Speaker 1: So as a punishment, if any toilet ever gets clogged,
Speaker 1: I call him to.
Speaker 2: Come to it. That was embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Uh, telling a joke that's met with silence happens on
Speaker 4: the day.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that's like, lean into it.
Speaker 1: It's sometimes Kat will say something that's so funny, but
Speaker 1: it's even just more fun to not really, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: preface it with any of that.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's funny.
Speaker 4: Here's here's one that's This could happen to anyone tripping, falling,
Speaker 4: or stumbling in public.
Speaker 5: Every day, every damn day.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 5: I did that just today walking my dogs. I stumbled.
Speaker 3: I was almost back to the house and I hit
Speaker 3: a curb and it almost fell on my face and
Speaker 3: I just turned around hoping no one saw me. Seriously,
Speaker 3: if you just watch me for five minutes. You'll see
Speaker 3: me stumble.
Speaker 2: If you were.
Speaker 1: If that were to happen in front of my wife,
Speaker 1: she would fall down laughing at My wife loves physical comedy.
Speaker 1: Somebody getting racked or falling on their face, or when
Speaker 1: it when you see it happen organically, just out and
Speaker 1: about in public, is great because it's like, who could have.
Speaker 2: Thought I would be at this at this time when
Speaker 2: this happened.
Speaker 1: It is great also in the list of of awkward
Speaker 1: moments because we're celebrating National Awkward Moments Day.
Speaker 2: It's weird.
Speaker 4: I don't know who gave it that, but listening to
Speaker 4: people sing happy birthday to you, I feel that I
Speaker 4: hate that attention.
Speaker 1: It was a great bit on SNL, like in the
Speaker 1: last few weeks right where they sometimes what happens is
Speaker 1: you go to a restaurant and you see that it's
Speaker 1: their policy to sing happy birthday, so you tell the
Speaker 1: weight staff that it's one of your friend's birthday, like
Speaker 1: we did that at that sushi joint. Oh yeah, And
Speaker 1: at this restaurant they were like they were like, God,
Speaker 1: go ahead and say it's your birthday. And this person
Speaker 1: was like, no, no, I don't want to do it,
Speaker 1: and then the staff is like, do you have some
Speaker 1: id like yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they didn't want to do it, and then
Speaker 4: it turned into a weird like musical this person's it's
Speaker 4: going to go to hell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that is very awkward and that sucks when you
Speaker 1: work at a restaurant that makes you do that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, surely on their one's got to be running into
Speaker 2: an X with your current What about this one though?
Speaker 1: Is that on there by the way? You know it's not,
Speaker 1: but I could see that being very uncomfortable. Uh, forgetting
Speaker 1: someone's name Ben every time, Carl, I gotta tell you,
Speaker 1: I mean Kevin, No, dude, I can't. I have a
Speaker 1: terrible time remembering names, but I can remember faces.
Speaker 4: We need to get an actual diagnosis of that, because
Speaker 4: just calling it name disease does sound like a disease
Speaker 4: as well as.
Speaker 2: You know, my losing my memory.
Speaker 1: It's probably going to end horrifically with something that we'll
Speaker 1: all regret laughing about. But but the beautiful thing about
Speaker 1: it is I can go back and watch shows again.
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, this is a great show. I don't
Speaker 1: think I remember what happened. I'll just watch it again.
Speaker 1: It's great. Well, I didn't remember off the top of
Speaker 1: the SNL sketch from two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: It's just hard to remember. But sketches are weird broking out.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, this one, I strugg telling someone they have
Speaker 4: something in their teeth.
Speaker 2: I don't have a problem telling anybody that.
Speaker 1: I've seen you do it before, and I remember that
Speaker 1: when when it happened, I was like, man, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: do that. Skin is really good at the awkward, just blunt, like,
Speaker 1: let's cut the chase and just tell you the truth.
Speaker 2: And it's a great skill to have.
Speaker 1: We once worked with a guy who had a he
Speaker 1: had a bo issue and it was so bad that
Speaker 1: it was hard to be in the same room with
Speaker 1: him and destroyed the room and like and you know,
Speaker 1: there's twenty.
Speaker 2: People were like, hey, somebody's got to talk to him.
Speaker 2: But it wouldn't be Oh it smelled like excrement. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah uh.
Speaker 1: And Skin was nice enough to go ahead and handle
Speaker 1: the conversation for Usaul. He had a medical condition, and
Speaker 1: it turned out to be a bad thing for Skin
Speaker 1: because then basically acknowledged so you have a medical condition. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is tough. There's really no going back. So there's
Speaker 1: no going back, and I was like, I can't believe
Speaker 1: skin did that.
Speaker 2: What a cher.
Speaker 1: None of us would have ever said anything. We love
Speaker 1: that you smell like feces.
Speaker 4: Let's how you guys were sniffing me so much and
Speaker 4: you met with me years ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see. Oh okay, here we go. Oh sorry,
Speaker 1: I lost my lost my train of thought here.
Speaker 4: Yep, that's awkward saying goodbye to someone and then realizing
Speaker 4: you're both in the same direction.
Speaker 1: I hate that so much, and you gotta time it.
Speaker 1: You gotta time you got somebody's got a fake, like
Speaker 1: you said fake look at your phone?
Speaker 3: Oh yes, absolutely well, And that just happened to me
Speaker 3: this weekend. This this girl and I were leaving this
Speaker 3: lunch place at the same time, and she didn't know
Speaker 3: that I was parked the same place that she was,
Speaker 3: so she actually did the awkward walk fast.
Speaker 10: Not me.
Speaker 3: Usually it's me that has to do that, So I
Speaker 3: got to finally laugh at it. I was like, yes,
Speaker 3: it's not me this time.
Speaker 2: Do you ever go down and fake tie your shoes?
Speaker 2: I gotta fix this.
Speaker 5: Good move though.
Speaker 2: I will catch up with you, though, thank you.
Speaker 5: I want to go take the Bathroom'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: That was fun.
Speaker 4: We'll do it again my shoe responding to a knock
Speaker 4: on the door of a bathroom you're occupying.
Speaker 3: One minute's the best?
Speaker 2: Or would you like to come in and take an
Speaker 2: s with me? Man?
Speaker 1: I think it's awkward when you're going into a bathroom
Speaker 1: and someone's coming out and there's a deuce smell. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's just so uncomfortable, Like, oh you made that? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: there's a person before me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the whole thing.
Speaker 1: It's like, because if you don't want people thinking that
Speaker 1: about you, yeah, you know, but you're like, I didn't
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: Mind what mine smelled different? This is a different one.
Speaker 1: And that's why I don't do it at work, yep,
Speaker 1: because yeah, then you you basically just have relieved yourselves.
Speaker 2: Wait, remove yourself from you. Don't you do that at work?
Speaker 2: Whee you guys tomorrow?
Speaker 1: All right, that's going to do it for us today.
Speaker 1: An awkward way to end the show, Kevin admitting to
Speaker 1: something he would have never done in another situation. But
Speaker 1: I do remember the time I first met Kevin. He
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom. I knocked on the door, he
Speaker 1: opened it. He looked me dead in the eye as
Speaker 1: that smell came over his shoulder, and he said, sorry
Speaker 1: for second life out of the room, and I said, man,
Speaker 1: you better be. That's gonna do it for us. Christina
Speaker 1: is gonna stick around and play music right here on
Speaker 1: the eagle.
Speaker 6: There you going well, I'm gonna get my sock back.
Speaker 2: Dude, I gotta take a poop.