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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots all right, this hour has brought

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<v Speaker 3>you by JR RS. What is it Sunday Funday and

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<v Speaker 3>Chumley is the leader of Sunday Funday this weekend Taco.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm gonna be out of a black hammock

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<v Speaker 1>Fish camp this Sunday, starting at five pm.

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<v Speaker 3>Right there in OVI EIGHTO. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when one of those commercials range I

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<v Speaker 1>know the traffic people do it sometimes it's like it's

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<v Speaker 1>a veto.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, So a black hammckfish camp this Sunday, if you've

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<v Speaker 1>never been there. We were talking about frog legs yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>they got great frog legs. Gainer, but he's gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>warped tour tickets to give away my chemical romance tickets,

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<v Speaker 1>to give away whole bunch of tough ticket concert tickets

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<v Speaker 1>for JR shows every fifteen minutes, like corn hole.

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<v Speaker 3>Flash back to black Hammick. When I was going to college,

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<v Speaker 3>going to UCF, I lived in some some ghetto like

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<v Speaker 3>apartments within bicycling distance of black hands. Yea and boy,

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<v Speaker 3>me and my roommates did and generally ended up walking home. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>or should I say staggering. I'm just gonna go ahead

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<v Speaker 3>and leave my bike locked.

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<v Speaker 1>Up here, exactly exactly. That'll be good time this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Got enjoined Chimney five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh. The African nation of Ghana has an organization called

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<v Speaker 3>the Ghana Drunkard Association.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a bunch of partiers and fifteen and.

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<v Speaker 3>A half million members strong. Ghana, not guy I thought

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<v Speaker 3>you're talking about Guyana. Okay, Ghana, that's a different country. Yeah, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the Ghana, yes Rhea that that Drunkard Association are threatening

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<v Speaker 3>to take a stand for what they believe in if

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<v Speaker 3>the government doesn't take him immediate action to lower the

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<v Speaker 3>nationwide cost of alcoholic beverages. I'll get on that, you know. No,

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<v Speaker 3>we all feel their pain. That's why I brought this up.

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<v Speaker 3>And the fact that there's something called the Ghana Drunkard

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<v Speaker 3>Association is impressive.

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<v Speaker 2>As over sixteen million people in it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if they apply the word drunkard like

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<v Speaker 3>we do here. I don't know if that maybe just

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<v Speaker 3>means like they like to imbibe. I don't, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, like here, drunkard has a negative connotation. Well

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<v Speaker 1>you don't remember that was a good job drunkard.

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<v Speaker 3>Drunkard slash lush slash you know s faced that you know. Okay, anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>So what are they going to do if the government

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't drastically lower the price of alcohol?

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<v Speaker 2>Give it to me?

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<v Speaker 3>They're going to have a protest.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna say, they're gonna stop buying alcohol.

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<v Speaker 2>You you don't lower the prices, are going to stop

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<v Speaker 2>buying it?

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<v Speaker 3>You know that? That's the catch twenty two with this,

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<v Speaker 3>and we talk about every week on the Meat Report,

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<v Speaker 3>the pain that you know, you keep seeing these alcohol

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<v Speaker 3>and beer prices go up, up, up up, And they

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<v Speaker 3>were like, what are you gonna do?

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<v Speaker 2>Not buy it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well a few might not buy it, but look,

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<v Speaker 3>go get your weed card. If you remember the Drunkard organization,

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<v Speaker 3>you're definitely gonna be Do you really think they're gonna

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<v Speaker 3>get sixteen million drunks organized into any kind of that

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<v Speaker 3>cohesive protests?

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<v Speaker 1>They probably have a different definition of that word than

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<v Speaker 1>we do. Okay, Oh, if he was like sixteen million

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<v Speaker 1>true American drunkards, you know, like keys, creatures, not a chance.

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<v Speaker 1>Where's Sammy and p D and then John? They're all

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<v Speaker 1>locked up right now, don't ask?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Speaking of words and meanings of words, a

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<v Speaker 3>word that you generally if you encounter this, you were

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<v Speaker 3>probably on a website you probably may not want to

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<v Speaker 3>be on and could get you in a lot of trouble,

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<v Speaker 3>or perhaps running in a circle with people that you

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<v Speaker 3>may not want to be running. The word lolita.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, isn't that like a lolita is like a sexy

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<v Speaker 1>lady or something a young girl?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, okay, in many cases underage and it all there

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<v Speaker 3>was a novel that that's how it called lolita, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're all we're on the same page now. It's

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<v Speaker 1>an underage lady.

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<v Speaker 3>Usually a school bus driver in uh Toronto was removed

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<v Speaker 3>from his route when they were seen in a bus

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<v Speaker 3>with a sign that said Lolita line in the front window.

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<v Speaker 3>Plenty of parents confronted the driver, who was standing outside

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<v Speaker 3>the bus door in a pink schoolgirl uniform and white

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<v Speaker 3>stockings and platform shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>So you picked up the kids just like that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, okay, why do you call your why is

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<v Speaker 3>like when people are mentally sick, let him drive. The

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<v Speaker 3>driver apparently said that he had been doing this for

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<v Speaker 3>weeks on Fridays.

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<v Speaker 1>If I had my daughters getting on that bus and

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<v Speaker 1>this guy's uh uh school board immediately after the ass weapon.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like to point out and if you think

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<v Speaker 3>this country is PC, try Canada on for size. Oh god, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the article, the article that I get this info from,

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<v Speaker 3>never mentions that it's a dude, it's them.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't push that upon upon people's kids on a

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<v Speaker 1>school bus. You should maybe try to go get a

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<v Speaker 1>different job. Here's here's the other other question. When you

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<v Speaker 1>said that they're very PC in Canada. Remember when that

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<v Speaker 1>one guy forget what his name was, but he gave

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<v Speaker 1>out his cell phone number. He gave out his cell

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<v Speaker 1>phone number to residents about you know, they can call

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<v Speaker 1>and because he's he's he's with the people. It blew

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<v Speaker 1>up in his face so hard because things were going

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<v Speaker 1>wrong and they're like, you suck.

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<v Speaker 2>They're calling him in the middle of the night.

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<v Speaker 3>And then there's this tragedy in Colorado, the Top Taco

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<v Speaker 3>Festival recently held, which it's it sounds like it's a

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<v Speaker 3>really good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've we've done Taco festivals with the with iHeart

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<v Speaker 1>stations every time they approached me.

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<v Speaker 3>This is a very large sign, one of those signs

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<v Speaker 3>with the bright lights that lights up with the letters,

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<v Speaker 3>each individual letters.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm looking at it right, and it says I

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<v Speaker 2>love Tacos.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. That fell over on several of the Taco festival goers.

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<v Speaker 3>Three were hurt, one was seriously injured.

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<v Speaker 4>He gotch top Taco. We were super excited. The four

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<v Speaker 4>of us went and post in front of it, and

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<v Speaker 4>this was really the last thing I remember.

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<v Speaker 5>It was just like all of a sudden, the sign

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<v Speaker 5>was on us. I couldn't believe how heavy it was.

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<v Speaker 4>I remember I kept reaching for the top of my

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<v Speaker 4>head like.

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<v Speaker 3>We do have visuals. As Taco said on the Facebook page, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Feel like my head is exploded. Eleven staples, four inch

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<v Speaker 4>cash in my head, four fractured vertebrae, a lot of

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<v Speaker 4>chaos and nobody knowing where or what to do.

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<v Speaker 5>And then immediately they were like we can't get an ambulance.

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<v Speaker 5>Here a golf cart pulled up and they're like, we're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna have to move you in a golf cart. And

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<v Speaker 5>at that point, we knew she was having neck pain,

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<v Speaker 5>like we can't get her up walking to a golf.

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<v Speaker 3>Cart eleven Staples to close up her head in a

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<v Speaker 3>vertebrae injury from the I Love Tacos signed at the

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<v Speaker 3>Taco Festival in Colorado.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she the one that on the post that has

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<v Speaker 1>the neck brace? I believe this is her pat look

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<v Speaker 1>age Taco Tuesday. Yeah, she was the one who was

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<v Speaker 1>most seriously injured. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, just posing in front of a sign.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, how was the Taco Festival?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't I care to talk about it nor

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<v Speaker 1>return next year.

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<v Speaker 3>Can't sleep at night because Taco Nightmarts.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Oh Man. Follow the one on one one Double

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