Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco
Speaker 2: one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 3: But your freaking idiots all right, this hour has brought
Speaker 3: you by JR RS. What is it Sunday Funday and
Speaker 3: Chumley is the leader of Sunday Funday this weekend Taco.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna be out of a black hammock
Speaker 1: Fish camp this Sunday, starting at five pm.
Speaker 3: Right there in OVI EIGHTO. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when one of those commercials range I
Speaker 1: know the traffic people do it sometimes it's like it's
Speaker 1: a veto.
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So a black hammckfish camp this Sunday, if you've
Speaker 1: never been there. We were talking about frog legs yesterday
Speaker 1: they got great frog legs. Gainer, but he's gonna have
Speaker 1: warped tour tickets to give away my chemical romance tickets,
Speaker 1: to give away whole bunch of tough ticket concert tickets
Speaker 1: for JR shows every fifteen minutes, like corn hole.
Speaker 3: Flash back to black Hammick. When I was going to college,
Speaker 3: going to UCF, I lived in some some ghetto like
Speaker 3: apartments within bicycling distance of black hands. Yea and boy,
Speaker 3: me and my roommates did and generally ended up walking home. Yeah,
Speaker 3: or should I say staggering. I'm just gonna go ahead
Speaker 3: and leave my bike locked.
Speaker 1: Up here, exactly exactly. That'll be good time this weekend.
Speaker 1: Got enjoined Chimney five o'clock.
Speaker 3: Uh. The African nation of Ghana has an organization called
Speaker 3: the Ghana Drunkard Association.
Speaker 2: Just a bunch of partiers and fifteen and.
Speaker 3: A half million members strong. Ghana, not guy I thought
Speaker 3: you're talking about Guyana. Okay, Ghana, that's a different country. Yeah, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: the Ghana, yes Rhea that that Drunkard Association are threatening
Speaker 3: to take a stand for what they believe in if
Speaker 3: the government doesn't take him immediate action to lower the
Speaker 3: nationwide cost of alcoholic beverages. I'll get on that, you know. No,
Speaker 3: we all feel their pain. That's why I brought this up.
Speaker 3: And the fact that there's something called the Ghana Drunkard
Speaker 3: Association is impressive.
Speaker 2: As over sixteen million people in it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they apply the word drunkard like
Speaker 3: we do here. I don't know if that maybe just
Speaker 3: means like they like to imbibe. I don't, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But anyway, like here, drunkard has a negative connotation. Well
Speaker 1: you don't remember that was a good job drunkard.
Speaker 3: Drunkard slash lush slash you know s faced that you know. Okay, anyway,
Speaker 3: So what are they going to do if the government
Speaker 3: doesn't drastically lower the price of alcohol?
Speaker 2: Give it to me?
Speaker 3: They're going to have a protest.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna say, they're gonna stop buying alcohol.
Speaker 2: You you don't lower the prices, are going to stop
Speaker 2: buying it?
Speaker 3: You know that? That's the catch twenty two with this,
Speaker 3: and we talk about every week on the Meat Report,
Speaker 3: the pain that you know, you keep seeing these alcohol
Speaker 3: and beer prices go up, up, up up, And they
Speaker 3: were like, what are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: Not buy it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well a few might not buy it, but look,
Speaker 3: go get your weed card. If you remember the Drunkard organization,
Speaker 3: you're definitely gonna be Do you really think they're gonna
Speaker 3: get sixteen million drunks organized into any kind of that
Speaker 3: cohesive protests?
Speaker 1: They probably have a different definition of that word than
Speaker 1: we do. Okay, Oh, if he was like sixteen million
Speaker 1: true American drunkards, you know, like keys, creatures, not a chance.
Speaker 1: Where's Sammy and p D and then John? They're all
Speaker 1: locked up right now, don't ask?
Speaker 3: All right? Speaking of words and meanings of words, a
Speaker 3: word that you generally if you encounter this, you were
Speaker 3: probably on a website you probably may not want to
Speaker 3: be on and could get you in a lot of trouble,
Speaker 3: or perhaps running in a circle with people that you
Speaker 3: may not want to be running. The word lolita.
Speaker 1: Oh, isn't that like a lolita is like a sexy
Speaker 1: lady or something a young girl?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, in many cases underage and it all there
Speaker 3: was a novel that that's how it called lolita, and
Speaker 3: it's okay.
Speaker 1: So we're all we're on the same page now. It's
Speaker 1: an underage lady.
Speaker 3: Usually a school bus driver in uh Toronto was removed
Speaker 3: from his route when they were seen in a bus
Speaker 3: with a sign that said Lolita line in the front window.
Speaker 3: Plenty of parents confronted the driver, who was standing outside
Speaker 3: the bus door in a pink schoolgirl uniform and white
Speaker 3: stockings and platform shoes.
Speaker 2: So you picked up the kids just like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, okay, why do you call your why is
Speaker 3: like when people are mentally sick, let him drive. The
Speaker 3: driver apparently said that he had been doing this for
Speaker 3: weeks on Fridays.
Speaker 1: If I had my daughters getting on that bus and
Speaker 1: this guy's uh uh school board immediately after the ass weapon.
Speaker 3: I would like to point out and if you think
Speaker 3: this country is PC, try Canada on for size. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 3: the article, the article that I get this info from,
Speaker 3: never mentions that it's a dude, it's them.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't push that upon upon people's kids on a
Speaker 1: school bus. You should maybe try to go get a
Speaker 1: different job. Here's here's the other other question. When you
Speaker 1: said that they're very PC in Canada. Remember when that
Speaker 1: one guy forget what his name was, but he gave
Speaker 1: out his cell phone number. He gave out his cell
Speaker 1: phone number to residents about you know, they can call
Speaker 1: and because he's he's he's with the people. It blew
Speaker 1: up in his face so hard because things were going
Speaker 1: wrong and they're like, you suck.
Speaker 2: They're calling him in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3: And then there's this tragedy in Colorado, the Top Taco
Speaker 3: Festival recently held, which it's it sounds like it's a
Speaker 3: really good time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've we've done Taco festivals with the with iHeart
Speaker 1: stations every time they approached me.
Speaker 3: This is a very large sign, one of those signs
Speaker 3: with the bright lights that lights up with the letters,
Speaker 3: each individual letters.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm looking at it right, and it says I
Speaker 2: love Tacos.
Speaker 3: Okay. That fell over on several of the Taco festival goers.
Speaker 3: Three were hurt, one was seriously injured.
Speaker 4: He gotch top Taco. We were super excited. The four
Speaker 4: of us went and post in front of it, and
Speaker 4: this was really the last thing I remember.
Speaker 5: It was just like all of a sudden, the sign
Speaker 5: was on us. I couldn't believe how heavy it was.
Speaker 4: I remember I kept reaching for the top of my
Speaker 4: head like.
Speaker 3: We do have visuals. As Taco said on the Facebook page, I.
Speaker 4: Feel like my head is exploded. Eleven staples, four inch
Speaker 4: cash in my head, four fractured vertebrae, a lot of
Speaker 4: chaos and nobody knowing where or what to do.
Speaker 5: And then immediately they were like we can't get an ambulance.
Speaker 5: Here a golf cart pulled up and they're like, we're
Speaker 5: gonna have to move you in a golf cart. And
Speaker 5: at that point, we knew she was having neck pain,
Speaker 5: like we can't get her up walking to a golf.
Speaker 3: Cart eleven Staples to close up her head in a
Speaker 3: vertebrae injury from the I Love Tacos signed at the
Speaker 3: Taco Festival in Colorado.
Speaker 1: Is she the one that on the post that has
Speaker 1: the neck brace? I believe this is her pat look
Speaker 1: age Taco Tuesday. Yeah, she was the one who was
Speaker 1: most seriously injured. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, just posing in front of a sign.
Speaker 3: Hey, how was the Taco Festival?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I really don't I care to talk about it nor
Speaker 1: return next year.
Speaker 3: Can't sleep at night because Taco Nightmarts.
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