Speaker 1: M let me finish. This is the first time I
Speaker 1: committed a hate crime. Maybe they'll jerk my dick off
Speaker 1: for something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath.
Speaker 2: Any threship, any trash ship.
Speaker 3: You're a worst friend?
Speaker 1: Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?
Speaker 3: You're looking at the fucking problems you hang around with.
Speaker 1: You listen to your worst friend with Shane and Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm Matt. I'm joined today by my friend and co host,
Speaker 1: a man who has a chair that he's sitting on. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: mine broke yesterday and I'll tell you all about it.
Speaker 3: Shane, was it embarrassing when your chair broke?
Speaker 1: No, thankfully not. I have this computer chair, which it's
Speaker 1: so weird. On Friday, my manager for my day job
Speaker 1: was like, you know, we have a credit you can
Speaker 1: use if you need any office supplies. I go, oh, cool,
Speaker 1: like pens or anything like that. She goes, it's whatever
Speaker 1: you want to spend up to three hundred dollars, I said.
Speaker 1: I looked at my chair at the time it was
Speaker 1: like slightly leaning sideways, and I was like, could I
Speaker 1: get an office chair with that? She goes, yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be fine. That'd be great. So now I'm looking
Speaker 1: for like five hundred dollars office chairs on sale for
Speaker 1: three hundred so I can fucking you know, not scam
Speaker 1: my job. They're paying for it, but fucking you know,
Speaker 1: I want to get something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't just.
Speaker 4: Get a good deal on your job, that's all. Why's
Speaker 4: everything got to be a fucking scam with you?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 4: Stop scamming people. Just say it's a good deal for everyone.
Speaker 1: Patreon dot com slash worst friend Cast, it's a good
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Speaker 1: friend cast sign up. It's a dollar a month, get
Speaker 1: access to everything I ever recorded, entirely commercial free, and
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Speaker 3: That sounds like a good deal for everyone.
Speaker 1: It's a good deal for a good deal for everyone.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah, yeah, So my chair. I went to
Speaker 1: go sit on it, but I like, it's been wonky
Speaker 1: the last few x amount of times. There were a
Speaker 1: few interviews I did for this stretch of going Deeper
Speaker 1: where I was sitting on the chair and I would
Speaker 1: feel it like and I'm like, oh, if this, let
Speaker 1: me tell you the reaction of a porn stars screaming
Speaker 1: as this fucking chair impaled me. If that were to
Speaker 1: have happened, I would have been the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 4: But who would have been there to post it? Because
Speaker 4: you would have been impaled like a Vlad the Impaler victim.
Speaker 1: Jen's always wanted to go viral, so I'm sure she
Speaker 1: would find a way. Yeah, he didn't hit save, Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the fucking if you know, like a computer
Speaker 1: or like a desk chair, it's got the metal part
Speaker 1: at the bottom. I can't send you a picture part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it is fucking fully I'm gonna text it Tee,
Speaker 1: even though I know you're recording on this. The metal
Speaker 1: just fucking totally gave.
Speaker 3: Out and cracked on it.
Speaker 1: It's old.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I had I had an office chair in here
Speaker 4: that was like yard sale material and it was like
Speaker 4: missing a wheel. I think when I was drinking, I
Speaker 4: like swung it across the house and smashed it and
Speaker 4: broke a second wheel.
Speaker 3: Off of it.
Speaker 4: And it was always leaning at a weird angle, like
Speaker 4: in the angle it leaned at was the opposite that
Speaker 4: the wheels were at, So you would constantly like you
Speaker 4: would just wobble back and forth. And I finally threw
Speaker 4: that away a few months ago, and I got this
Speaker 4: this other like Salvation Army type chair, but it's got all.
Speaker 3: The wheels and everything. Where it was like a ten
Speaker 3: dollars chair.
Speaker 1: This jen's got a fucking computer share. We got from Goodwill,
Speaker 1: Like you know, as long as you who gives a fuck?
Speaker 1: I get all kinds of furniture from Goodwill. Who cares?
Speaker 3: I don't. I buy socks there.
Speaker 1: I like when they come with bonus cockera jags inside.
Speaker 4: That's not like yeah, because then you can plant them
Speaker 4: in the backyard and crows.
Speaker 1: Or I can go to a friend's house and put
Speaker 1: them behind the toilet, see.
Speaker 4: Or you can crack them in your skillet. Make a
Speaker 4: roadj egg Omelet Larva Omelet.
Speaker 1: All right, first video I got here for you today.
Speaker 1: The World Series is set. It is going to be.
Speaker 1: The teams are all determined. Who's gonna play in the
Speaker 1: World Series.
Speaker 3: It's two teams, right, It's just two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, though if you tried to do three, it might
Speaker 1: be kind of interesting, you know.
Speaker 4: That'd be cool if they had to compete ball, like
Speaker 4: they had to like fight it out for who was
Speaker 4: gonna pitch each round.
Speaker 1: I don't know why people don't make more beast basketball
Speaker 1: style games.
Speaker 3: Oh, like where you cross a sport with another sport.
Speaker 1: Take a ball and like make your own court and
Speaker 1: do something with it, or make your own field or
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do.
Speaker 3: Oh dude, what if they mix like NASCAR and UFC.
Speaker 1: Some guy kind of fist by the car as it's
Speaker 1: coming at him.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was thinking, like all the cars go around
Speaker 4: the track, but instead of like getting to the first
Speaker 4: place or whatever, they just crashed into each other at
Speaker 4: two and ten miles an hour.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, I mean that's one way of looking
Speaker 1: at it. Jen's dad was a big, big, big intimidator
Speaker 1: day Ironheart fan.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Is that is that a that sounds like a badge
Speaker 4: of honor you wear in low circles.
Speaker 1: It's it's a badge of an honor in low circles. Like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm an Earnhart guy, but I assume most
Speaker 1: of them are Earnhart guys. He's kind of like a
Speaker 1: Babe Ruth and he was killed at Daytona, their biggest
Speaker 1: race of the year, right was he shot there? It's
Speaker 1: almost like Babe Ruth came up at the bottom of
Speaker 1: the ninth with two ounces and the bases loaded down
Speaker 1: by three, and the ball came in and hit him
Speaker 1: in the helmet and he died at the bleet. You know,
Speaker 1: his fucking neck broke because the ball came in at
Speaker 1: two hundred miles an hour and took his fucking head off.
Speaker 1: That's how Dale Earnhardt died.
Speaker 4: Bas So, was it was it like the end of
Speaker 4: Dale's career? Was he getting ready to retire? Doesn't his
Speaker 4: kid race?
Speaker 1: His kid not only raced, raced a full career and
Speaker 1: then I believe he retired as well.
Speaker 3: Retired like crashed at an hour.
Speaker 1: No, No, he didn't have a Dale retirement and he
Speaker 1: had a regular one.
Speaker 3: Okay, but it's always sad when then when a boy
Speaker 3: doesn't follow in the in the father's father.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, well you know, I'm sure your dad feels
Speaker 1: that same way, right.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he just he would just love it if
Speaker 4: I worked my life away in a retail establishment and
Speaker 4: then nutted a kid into an immigrant at sixty.
Speaker 3: Uh So.
Speaker 1: The World Series is literally what everyone in baseball hoped
Speaker 1: it would be. Meaning like from a TV standpoint, in.
Speaker 3: The best Teams, I know what that means.
Speaker 1: What's it mean?
Speaker 3: It's the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Speaker 1: No, they're in the same league America.
Speaker 3: Dude, I thought they were like rivals. I thought there are.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me give you a hint. So why
Speaker 1: would that be a better one Yankees and Red Sox
Speaker 1: than another one?
Speaker 3: I don't know, racial diversity, It wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I mean it would because it's a good rivalry. But
Speaker 1: the thing is, that's all East Coast, right, so you're
Speaker 1: just losing half of the country. So the Yankees are
Speaker 1: in the World Series, and who would the other team be, Oh,
Speaker 1: the Oakland A's No, they're actually one of the worst
Speaker 1: teams in baseball. They're they're I think probably second worst team.
Speaker 1: Not only that, they've lost their home and they'll move
Speaker 1: in to your backyard this year. I think they're playing
Speaker 1: for They don't even have a field right now. They're
Speaker 1: playing in like random fields over the next couple of years.
Speaker 1: And they're moving to Vegas in twenty twenty six, maybe
Speaker 1: something like that.
Speaker 3: It's a team and a custody to spare.
Speaker 1: It's not good. It is the New York Yankees against
Speaker 1: the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, Okay, so you got one shithole versus the
Speaker 4: other one.
Speaker 1: It's a combined about five hundred million dollars in payroll
Speaker 1: this year, which is there's no cap in baseball, so
Speaker 1: you can spend as much money as you want to spend.
Speaker 1: So there's a lot of big name, big market teams
Speaker 1: buying players and this and that buying them on the
Speaker 1: market is as strung as his back. How many mule
Speaker 1: power does that person have?
Speaker 3: Is that really how they measure him?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how free agency works. That's how the combine works.
Speaker 1: They go in, they can check the teeth. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy could play quarterback for me. Look he's got
Speaker 1: good teeth.
Speaker 3: Have you been watching the Yeah, look at his skull shape.
Speaker 1: Skull shape he'll be. He'll be a great linebacker and
Speaker 1: a horrendous.
Speaker 3: What are back? Have you watched the Hernandez Show on FX?
Speaker 1: No, dude, I did. I did the Menandez. I like,
Speaker 1: I'm over Ryan Murphy, but he's rekindling my love because
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the second half of American Horror Stories.
Speaker 3: Oh, I haven't watched the new one yet.
Speaker 1: They just came out, I think like over the weekend.
Speaker 1: Something like that. But we watched four or five of
Speaker 1: them over the weekend while I was cleaning shit up,
Speaker 1: and uh yeah, they were good. They were all really decent.
Speaker 1: So but I watched Menandez. I did not watch the
Speaker 1: Aaron Hernandez. I don't need a football story told by
Speaker 1: some of the fruitiest dudes in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Well just check it out. Okay, Yeah, it's there's a lot.
Speaker 3: There's so much gay shit every episode. There's a lot
Speaker 3: of gay shit.
Speaker 4: And I know that none of that is substantiated, it's
Speaker 4: all hearsay. But but aside from that, the show is
Speaker 4: so interesting to me. What I'm really getting the most
Speaker 4: enjoyment out of for this show is the stuff like
Speaker 4: that behind the scenes stuff that you probably know all about,
Speaker 4: like but I've never been exposed to it because I'm
Speaker 4: not a sports guy. But it's like how there's like
Speaker 4: like when he's in college playing for the Gators, there's
Speaker 4: like lawyers for the team, like watching out for the students,
Speaker 4: making sure they don't get in trouble, bailing them out
Speaker 4: like so you know, like keeping them off of police blotterers.
Speaker 4: And then when they go pro, like the interview process
Speaker 4: when they're getting drafted and like how they how it's
Speaker 4: like you're it's like an audition, and it's like and
Speaker 4: then once they're on the team, like how the team
Speaker 4: functions and and like how they they like it's it
Speaker 4: reminded me of the Marine Corps, where like when we
Speaker 4: were when we would go on a deployment or something,
Speaker 4: they would have to yell at us for two hours
Speaker 4: beforehand about local customs and how we represent the Marine
Speaker 4: Corps and how you know, and it's like they're doing
Speaker 4: the same thing.
Speaker 3: It's all.
Speaker 4: It's like they have the best minds, the most highest
Speaker 4: paid skilled like psychologists working to kind of steer the players,
Speaker 4: you know, so that way, like there's a team mentality
Speaker 4: and they they look out for each other, they keep
Speaker 4: each other from getting in trouble. All this shit that
Speaker 4: like I kind of could have guessed some of it
Speaker 4: was going on, But to see like how deep the
Speaker 4: NFL and the college football leagues get into these people's
Speaker 4: personal lives and how they get in trouble and all
Speaker 4: that shit, I thought it was just fa oh and
Speaker 4: their their psychology.
Speaker 3: I thought it was fucking awesome. Yeah, you should check
Speaker 3: it out, you Okay. The problem I have with it
Speaker 3: is every clip I've seen. The athletics of it look
Speaker 3: so unbelievable. It would be like if we did a
Speaker 3: space movie for you to enjoy. You're like, oh, I
Speaker 3: love space movies.
Speaker 1: And in the background lucasfilm took his nineteen seventies stuff
Speaker 1: and had fucking you know, wrong planets hanging behind it.
Speaker 1: This is our solar system and there's fifteen planets out there,
Speaker 1: full size planets. You'd be like, even if the story
Speaker 1: was engrossing and great, you'd still be like, come on, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: just get the little details right.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kenny Powers was bad at that too. Fucking what's
Speaker 1: his name? Danny McBride cannot throw a baseball, for shit.
Speaker 1: He throws it like a theater kid throws a baseball,
Speaker 1: which he is a theater kid. He probably yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you said one thing in there. And I wonder if
Speaker 1: they incorporated this story into the Aaron Hernandez story, huh,
Speaker 1: because it's like the most famous one from the Draft
Speaker 1: in this sense, but it was not Aaron Hernandez, So
Speaker 1: I'm wondering if they kind of what is it compiled
Speaker 1: those type of things. There was one NFL team that
Speaker 1: would come in and go Hey, Shane, nice to meet you.
Speaker 1: You know you want to be drafted by us. We're
Speaker 1: just gonna run through some questions here. What do you
Speaker 1: think of when a quarterback? Blah blah blah? What do
Speaker 1: you think about? This is your mama hooker?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Has she ever been a prostitute?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Has your mother ever been a whore on the streets?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the whole point of that at the time,
Speaker 1: which they've dialed that back a lot. They don't let
Speaker 1: that kind of shit anymore. It's to see how you
Speaker 1: react to pressure, or to awkward situations or to whatever.
Speaker 1: So was that and there or was it something else?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of like his agent or whoever is
Speaker 4: like when they're prepping him for the draft and for
Speaker 4: interviews and shit, that's what they that's how they kind
Speaker 4: of train him up. And Yeah, there is a scene
Speaker 4: where it's like, so are you a homo? Are you
Speaker 4: a queer? And he's like, why the fuck would you
Speaker 4: ever think that? Just because I sucked the guy's dick
Speaker 4: in the car last.
Speaker 1: Night and then shot him in the eye. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: fucking that one. There's a you might like it after
Speaker 1: you watch the Hernandez Show. I don't know. There's a
Speaker 1: like a one hour, hour and a half thirty for
Speaker 1: thirty or ESPN films whatever they call them. I think
Speaker 1: it's called swamp You And it's all about those Florida
Speaker 1: teams had like fucking criminals on them. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they were led by Tim Tebow, the holiest man
Speaker 1: to work walk the earth since whoever.
Speaker 4: You know, right, that's a big that's a subplot in
Speaker 4: this show. Tebow's in there. And yeah, like the the
Speaker 4: fucking coach of that team.
Speaker 1: Or whoever is Ervan Meyer.
Speaker 3: H yeah, he keeps getting like castigated by the staff
Speaker 3: of the school, like, hey, why do we have all
Speaker 3: these fucking kids on your team who are in so
Speaker 3: much trouble? Why aren't you kicking them off the team?
Speaker 3: They should be expelled at this and that, and the
Speaker 3: guys like, put my team. I'm gonna have the best
Speaker 3: fucking team ever. It's gonna be the best team.
Speaker 1: So so it's a real strange dichotomy the way college
Speaker 1: football works and shit like that, where yes, you have
Speaker 1: these people who are student athletes, and student comes first
Speaker 1: for a reason, we're giving them a degree, and we
Speaker 1: want you to have the best blah, blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Most of them get like basically the same degree I have,
Speaker 1: like communications or film or any of that. They get
Speaker 1: a lot of yeah something homework. Were you tons of homework,
Speaker 1: by the way, but it was like editing videos and shit.
Speaker 1: But yes, no real homework.
Speaker 3: That's got it.
Speaker 1: Uh, most of them get that kind of shit like
Speaker 1: you said about the lawyers and this and that a
Speaker 1: lot of them will keep them out of trouble. Now,
Speaker 1: you wouldn't normally do that for a student. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: think if they were in any kind of serious trouble.
Speaker 1: But then when you look at it, Urban Meyer, the
Speaker 1: head coach of that team, right, goes from that job
Speaker 1: to potentially something else where. If he wins at Florida,
Speaker 1: he goes onto an NFL job where he's making twelve
Speaker 1: million dollars a year and he's maybe making three over here.
Speaker 1: So he's winning important to you? Then fuck yes, it's
Speaker 1: important to me. I'm trying to win. This guy may
Speaker 1: have possibly killed somebody out of a club the other night, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but he catches the shit out of the ball. Get
Speaker 1: that motherfucker on the field. I get it, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it from everyone's perspective, yehiger Aaron Hernandez.
Speaker 4: Is Oh no, I get it from his especially because
Speaker 4: like who hasn't sucked a gun and wanted to shoot
Speaker 4: him in the head afterwards from.
Speaker 1: Guilt to me? Uh so I get that, But no,
Speaker 1: I have not watched that show. I just I watched
Speaker 1: The Menendez Ones and I'm I'm a little uh, I'm
Speaker 1: tapped for a little bit on Ryan Murphy after you know, No,
Speaker 1: I get you. I can't go back and finish that
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian season. I think it was really bad the
Speaker 1: first half I watched.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that one sucked.
Speaker 1: I think the writers strike fucking like put a stop
Speaker 1: to it or something, or like they stopped midway through
Speaker 1: the season.
Speaker 3: I think, right, did they You don't think they did.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure they did. Let's see. I am dB.
Speaker 1: I'll check the release dates of them American arm Story anyway. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm looking this up. Uh.
Speaker 4: Just leave him in fucking suspense, dude, don't say any
Speaker 4: anyways or any Just fucking let them, let them hold.
Speaker 1: You don't have to be combative with the audience.
Speaker 3: They just feel like sometimes I feel like they're trying
Speaker 3: to hate crime me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Look see September. Oh am I sharing? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I see it, September, September, October, October, October, April, April, okay, April. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So but they finished, Yeah, they did finish. I just
Speaker 1: never went back to it.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, So I bet it sucks when it finishes.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't finish the last season.
Speaker 3: I don't think it started to They.
Speaker 1: All suck anyway. Wait, baseball team's in. So it's the
Speaker 1: Yankees and the Dodgers. My wife can name every baseball team.
Speaker 1: If you give her a city, I could name probably
Speaker 1: six teams. Could you really? How many do you actually
Speaker 1: think you can name? Let's go through them real quick.
Speaker 3: How many are there?
Speaker 1: Yankees and Dodgers. There's either thirty or thirty two. I
Speaker 1: think it's I.
Speaker 4: Wouldn't have guessed Dodgers really. If you hadn't, I just
Speaker 4: said it now, So yeah, okay, Yankees.
Speaker 3: Dodgers, Red Sox, White Sox, Indians, Nope, Guardian Okay, so
Speaker 3: I take that off the table. Then, okay, give me
Speaker 3: a second.
Speaker 1: Oakland A's where do what major cities do we live near?
Speaker 3: Philid? Oh, the Phillies. Okay, another New York team Mets. Okay,
Speaker 3: aren't there teams from Canada?
Speaker 1: They're Toronto Blue Jays and there used to be the
Speaker 1: Montreal Expos and they went to Washington. Washington Nationals.
Speaker 3: They are I was gonna say the Maple Leafs, but
Speaker 3: that's hockey.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is hockey, but at least you know it.
Speaker 1: That's Toronto. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Well, I have a video of some people who are
Speaker 1: cognitively better than you, better than me as well, naming
Speaker 1: baseball teams. And I don't know if it's funny or not.
Speaker 1: I just like it. The Phillies are the Bells.
Speaker 3: Why because it's because they have a their logo.
Speaker 1: So you got to think about it in the mind
Speaker 1: of a dummy. We're going visual first, and the first
Speaker 1: thing I see is what I shouted out, like when
Speaker 1: I'm like ohm, on's when we come on zoom and
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you, and it just comes to my
Speaker 1: mind it's because I'm retarded.
Speaker 3: The Kimbers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, this bit stinks. I don't like
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand what is the Kimbers.
Speaker 1: You really need to see the video because these dummies
Speaker 1: I ain't made for broadcasting. It said KC. So it's
Speaker 1: the Kimbers. I'll put the link in the episode of description.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm talking to a fucking three year old.
Speaker 1: All right, well, then I have a better video for you.
Speaker 3: Here's a guy Tom.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be showing you how to make a piss bomb.
Speaker 3: So you.
Speaker 1: Couldn't find the tutorial for it, right, So I found
Speaker 1: it for you.
Speaker 4: I knew how to make a ship bomb, but I've
Speaker 4: been wanting to know how to make a piss bomb ever.
Speaker 1: Okay, So this is the dirtiest counter I've ever seen,
Speaker 1: I believe so. Yeah, and upon it is the most vile, filthy,
Speaker 1: fucking microwave I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the counter has mold on top of
Speaker 3: like a some sort of secretion, like some sort of
Speaker 3: bodily fluid has molded over on this counter.
Speaker 1: It almost looks like it developed a yeast to begin with,
Speaker 1: a bread grew from it. And this is the penicillin
Speaker 1: on top of the bread. There's layers to this filth.
Speaker 1: You've got the poison and the cure in the same spot.
Speaker 1: All right, let's say the rest because I gotta no
Speaker 1: set it.
Speaker 3: To ten seconds, and if you have a bag of
Speaker 3: piss like I do right here.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna want to put it in there? Isn't
Speaker 1: it kind of just melt the bag?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: No, I think because it heats up the liquid right.
Speaker 1: Right, put the liquid's in the bag. Wouldn't if you
Speaker 1: put hot liquid in there, wouldn't it melt the bag?
Speaker 4: No, it would boil and then probably pop from being condensed.
Speaker 1: But not all plastic is microwave safe. And I don't
Speaker 1: think this white fucking deli bag that this guy got
Speaker 1: his microwave safe.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess we'll see what happens.
Speaker 1: Put it in there, shut tie it off, And I
Speaker 1: gotta be honest with you. Didn't going to be a
Speaker 1: one hundred yes, one hundred percent. I did not at all.
Speaker 1: This is white guy behavior.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh dude, this is white boy behavior. Yeah really,
Speaker 3: step yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes yeah yeah. And I also didn't expect him to
Speaker 1: have hobbit fingernails as well, but he does.
Speaker 4: Oh man, is that toasting a BOSSI dude, I listened
Speaker 4: to this band Animals as leaders, and they're guitar player.
Speaker 1: It's kind of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's kind of like a joke. His thumb is
Speaker 4: bent like that and like it he plays with the thumb.
Speaker 4: It's called thumping, okay, And I think based on the
Speaker 4: thumb alone where you pause this video, I think I'm watching.
Speaker 3: A guitar legend Mike wave a bag a piss.
Speaker 1: Let me ask you, stump. Is that like when you
Speaker 1: would do it with bass, like with less claypool or
Speaker 1: no kind of but you're that's not it.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like that, but you're using the thumb
Speaker 4: in a picking motion, so like up and down instead
Speaker 4: of like slapping.
Speaker 1: Uh oh, slap is what I was thinking of, like
Speaker 1: slap bass.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yeah, sorry, yeah.
Speaker 4: But it's it's a technique developed by dude that I'm
Speaker 4: talking about toasting a BOSSI And again his thumb is
Speaker 4: all jagged and crooked, just like this guy. It's like
Speaker 4: it's a joke in the guitar world where it's like
Speaker 4: anybody could thump if my thumb was a j you know,
Speaker 4: but I'm pretty sure this is a guitar virtuoso boiling
Speaker 4: piss in front of us. And then once the ten
Speaker 4: seconds are over, you're gonna want to take the bag
Speaker 4: out and then tie it up.
Speaker 3: And you know, fucking throw it at someone. I don't
Speaker 3: know what a guy. No, that's not how you make
Speaker 3: a bomb of anything. I don't think I don't like that.
Speaker 1: There's a hole in the bag already, it's leaking out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a problem. I don't think he. I think
Speaker 3: he should have double bagged that piss bomb.
Speaker 1: You know what you could do. You could fill multiple
Speaker 1: bags of piss, throw them in the microwave, right, heat
Speaker 1: it up a lot, unplug the microwave and throw the
Speaker 1: microwave onto someone's car. It'll bust open, smash the windshield
Speaker 1: and cover everything in piss.
Speaker 4: That's that's a way to really get That's a revenge
Speaker 4: right there.
Speaker 3: That's a punishment right there, Like we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Killing your kids is to punish your wife, you know, sure,
Speaker 4: kind of kind of the car equivalent.
Speaker 1: Like how they didn't hear us talk about that. It
Speaker 1: just sounds like something you brought up, you know, killing
Speaker 1: your kid to fucking make your wife angry just because
Speaker 1: she ain't like the color you painted your room.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. I'll figure it out from context.
Speaker 3: Shive him enough time.
Speaker 4: But you know this, this does remind me of when
Speaker 4: I was in the Marines in the sky stank Dick
Speaker 4: short for Stanowitz. Okay, obviously, Yeah, he made a ship
Speaker 4: bomb where.
Speaker 3: There was this guy. He was gone.
Speaker 4: He got fapped out before fapping was jerking off in
Speaker 4: the Marines. FAP f A P was a oh my god,
Speaker 4: I forget what it stood for, but it's when you
Speaker 4: got temporarily assigned to another duty station or another job.
Speaker 4: So I got I got fapped out to the tax
Speaker 4: center and I did taxes for six months.
Speaker 1: Family Advocacy program.
Speaker 3: I don't think SOAP.
Speaker 1: Stands for a family advocate advocacy program in the Marines,
Speaker 1: and can refer to either a program to address abuse
Speaker 1: and neglect or a program to temporarily assign military personnel.
Speaker 3: Well that's probably like something there we go fleet.
Speaker 1: Sorry, there's two on there. Okay, okay, sorry.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's that's what it is. Yeah, you get
Speaker 4: sent to another place to work. And this guy got
Speaker 4: fapped out to cam Pendleton. You got sent there for
Speaker 4: I don't know a couple of months. And so stank
Speaker 4: Dick one night broke into his room, probably through the
Speaker 4: bathroom because the room it was like dorms where the
Speaker 4: bedrooms would share a single bathroom, and he went in
Speaker 4: there and he shit on the microwave plate, and then
Speaker 4: he stuck it in the microwave, and then he set
Speaker 4: the timer real high, I'm assuming like, and he hit
Speaker 4: start and then he left. And I don't know all
Speaker 4: the inner workings of the bomb itself, but when the
Speaker 4: guy came back, he was.
Speaker 3: Like, oh my god, it's stinks in here. And he
Speaker 3: opened his microwave and there was a shit exploded all
Speaker 3: over the place.
Speaker 1: Didn't Bland Drew's dad or my exes dad get booted
Speaker 1: out of the Air Force for blowing up a microwave
Speaker 1: or something?
Speaker 3: Did he? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think my ex is dad, my high school girlfriend's
Speaker 1: dad got kicked out of the Air Force. He lives
Speaker 1: in a trailer now. He might be dead for all
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: But I've noticed anybody who's been anybody who got kicked
Speaker 4: out of the military, or to a lesser extent, any anybody. Okay,
Speaker 4: so I'll lead with this, anybody who got kicked out
Speaker 4: of the military. Yes, they're generally like a garbage person,
Speaker 4: just their whole life. You'll you'll, even if they're nice
Speaker 4: or whatever, you'll notice after a while and knowing them, like, oh,
Speaker 4: they're kind of just like they're like a person with fleas.
Speaker 1: You know, Okay, that's a great that is a you
Speaker 1: look at them, you still identify them as species human,
Speaker 1: and then the interaction with them is like you might
Speaker 1: as well be talking to a dog with fleas, Like
Speaker 1: they're just they have all these fucking problems that they can.
Speaker 1: I've had fleas before, so you know, ooh yeah, well
Speaker 1: not long term. I didn't take them home with me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look at you in a new light now.
Speaker 1: They all jumped into my prepubescent barely. They're like hairs
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. I feel disturbed before when
Speaker 1: we had the fire, the problem with the house fire.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you said the water day they soak everything
Speaker 3: even if there's no fire in an area.
Speaker 1: They're like, well, we don't want there to ever be
Speaker 1: any fire there, so let's just put all the fucking
Speaker 1: water on earth. And uh yeah, do that when you're
Speaker 1: backed up near the water like we were, and with
Speaker 1: like there's some woodsy area over there, oh humidity, and yeah,
Speaker 1: you're just walking around and you're feeling them like grab
Speaker 1: legs and you're like picking them off.
Speaker 3: They're wed. Damn it, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: This guy come over, this guy was fapping off or something. Right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so so, oh wait, you told it garbage people?
Speaker 4: Oh ohay, so the other kind of garbage person you
Speaker 4: can You can tell a lot by people's military background, right.
Speaker 4: So it's like somebody can say like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 4: served four years and I got out honorable discharge, and
Speaker 4: they can still be a piece of shit. Absolutely, chances
Speaker 4: are just way less for for that person then for
Speaker 4: the person who tells you, oh, yeah, I I did
Speaker 4: get I went to the military, but I couldn't finish
Speaker 4: basic I got hurt. And it's like, okay, But because
Speaker 4: here's the thing, at least in the Marine Corps, they've
Speaker 4: already invested so much money in you being there. They
Speaker 4: want you to finish recruit training, and unless you absolutely
Speaker 4: can't adapt, like they don't, that's that's the only time
Speaker 4: they don't want you there. Like they can usually weed
Speaker 4: out people who are like just not going to adapt right,
Speaker 4: mentally unfit, like they're just pussy's or their cry babies
Speaker 4: or whatever it is.
Speaker 3: They're usually good at.
Speaker 4: Figuring those people out and separating them relatively quickly. But
Speaker 4: then there's people who are just not motivated, people who
Speaker 4: get hurt, but they can heal those people. They will
Speaker 4: get through recruit training. Even if it takes all four
Speaker 4: years of your enlistment, You'll get through recruit training. They'll
Speaker 4: they'll just keep you there if you get hurt. You know,
Speaker 4: so if someone tells you, oh, yeah, I got hurt
Speaker 4: in boot camp and they don't allow bright and that's
Speaker 4: the reason they got out of the military, that should
Speaker 4: be kind.
Speaker 3: Of a red flag. Right.
Speaker 1: I see, you're taking it even more stern, which I
Speaker 1: think is totally fair. You went through it. You're taking
Speaker 1: it more stern than I was, like, Uh, we interviewed.
Speaker 1: Remember Mike Rainey was at Paris Island, right and he
Speaker 1: couldn't finish. Seemed like a good dude. Now I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, my Rainey's in a scumbag. He's not. But
Speaker 1: he did write a book about how he had a
Speaker 1: perk addiction.
Speaker 3: So so I mean he come back.
Speaker 1: Shit, he cleaned himself up. I mean, good for him.
Speaker 1: But yes, at some point I agree. I thought you
Speaker 1: were gonna say, once you're in, okay, the people who
Speaker 1: finish out their term whatever you want to call what
Speaker 1: would you call it, you're enlistenment, You're enlistment. I apologize, Uh,
Speaker 1: once you finish out your enlistment, right, I would just
Speaker 1: say a crazy number out there. Eighty percent of them
Speaker 1: turn out to be quote unquote good people. Twenty percent
Speaker 1: of them maybe are still dirt bags afterwards. I would
Speaker 1: wonder if it's the inverse. Let me just say this.
Speaker 4: Just I would say, now, just seventy twenty ten, and
Speaker 4: then there's that that ten percent of the guys who
Speaker 4: killed their wives and kids and drop them in the
Speaker 4: oil tankers.
Speaker 1: We'll see. I kind of put that in the large
Speaker 1: the loser portion, but you're going even deeper. So say
Speaker 1: it was seventy thirty, right, I would say the inverse
Speaker 1: of that is if for some reason you got kicked
Speaker 1: out halfway through, thirty percent of those people turn out
Speaker 1: to be like decent human beings. Blah blah blah. Seventy
Speaker 1: percent are probably writing books about their perk addiction, but
Speaker 1: not actually writing the book, just kind of thinking about it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just narrating the book every day themselves in.
Speaker 1: A flophouse surrounded by guys with needles in their arms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And there I was offenders.
Speaker 1: There, I was heating up a big bag of shit
Speaker 1: for ninety nine minutes on microwave.
Speaker 3: Damn.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I knew a bunch of pieces of shit, man,
Speaker 4: who got discharge?
Speaker 1: You want to statement, I knew a bunch of pieces
Speaker 1: of shit. Actually, well, here's the thing.
Speaker 4: I knew a bunch of pieces of shit who got
Speaker 4: like bad discharges. Right, So some people I knew serve
Speaker 4: their whole enlistments and then they got bad conduct discharge
Speaker 4: other than honorable. And these these are people who went
Speaker 4: to the brig, you know, for like smoking math and
Speaker 4: breaking laws like okay.
Speaker 1: So they knew there was a chance they were gonna
Speaker 1: be fucked. It's at the end. It's not like it's
Speaker 1: not like your boss was telling you every day, hey,
Speaker 1: you're doing a really good job. You're a really good job.
Speaker 1: Then when it came to time to the end, he
Speaker 1: was like unsatisfactory work. But it's never like that, right,
Speaker 1: you know you're gonna get fucked at the end.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's like finishing your full enlistment and getting a discharge,
Speaker 4: any kind of discharge in most cases I think is
Speaker 4: kind of better than the people who say, oh yeah
Speaker 4: I was I was in but they like there's some
Speaker 4: people like okay, I knew this guy, Alexander, that was
Speaker 4: his last name, and he ran, he was he was,
Speaker 4: He did all the training for Iraq. And then it
Speaker 4: was like a week before the deployment and he was
Speaker 4: running and he fell face first into a fence and
Speaker 4: his fucking spine broke.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Marine Corps paid for all his medical procedures.
Speaker 4: They fixed him up. He healed right, but then he
Speaker 4: was deemed unfit to go back to full duty. So
Speaker 4: he served the rest of his enlistment on light duty.
Speaker 4: He stayed in our unit, did an administrative job. He
Speaker 4: wasn't allowed to pete, but he'd stayed in work. Like
Speaker 4: that's the thing is, like they've invested something in you
Speaker 4: by training you, by giving you a schooling and a
Speaker 4: job and an assignment. So it's like the fact that
Speaker 4: he was broken physically didn't make him not able to
Speaker 4: be a marine, right, So when he was discharged, he
Speaker 4: got an honorable discharge under medical conditions. Right, So it's
Speaker 4: like still an honorable discharge, but he's got this medical
Speaker 4: thing on there to let the VA know, because the
Speaker 4: VA is separate from all the branches, to let the
Speaker 4: VA know, like, hey, this guy is fucked up.
Speaker 3: Don't hassle him with his claims for disability, you know.
Speaker 3: So there's that.
Speaker 4: And then I knew another guy, Lorenzen, same deployment as Alexander.
Speaker 4: In the training, he got run over by a humvee,
Speaker 4: broke broke his hips and is like part of his back.
Speaker 1: Right, both of his hips.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh nasty, huh how do you fuck?
Speaker 4: Probably stiffly from the bottom, yeah, probably laying thrown in
Speaker 4: a lot of pain, okay, But he he healed up
Speaker 4: and he went on our he went on that deployment.
Speaker 3: I went on.
Speaker 4: I was in Iraq with him, So it's like he
Speaker 4: healed in a year and a half and then deployed,
Speaker 4: you know. So it's like it really depends on the
Speaker 4: person how well you heal all this stuff. But the
Speaker 4: the Marine Corps is not just going to throw you
Speaker 4: out because you got hurt. So anybody saying like, oh
Speaker 4: I got hurt and they threw me out, are they
Speaker 4: separated me? It's like what did you get your head
Speaker 4: cut off?
Speaker 3: Like what happened? You know?
Speaker 1: Let me ask from your perspective and look, yes, all heroes,
Speaker 1: they all went through it. Blah blah blah. Which of
Speaker 1: the who do you consider a pussy of all the
Speaker 1: guys you laid out, oh man, not individually, but okay,
Speaker 1: all right, tell me, man, maybe I did mention the
Speaker 1: guys who can't adapt.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: So it's like I get that we're all individuals, and
Speaker 4: I get that we're all machines, and some people are
Speaker 4: more broken than other machines. So it's like I get
Speaker 4: that some people just aren't right for the military, but
Speaker 4: some people warm their way through recruit training and then
Speaker 4: they make it to the Fleet Marine Force and they
Speaker 4: are absolute dirtbags. I knew this guy Boswell, who unbeknownst
Speaker 4: to me, had a pill addiction. He got hurt too,
Speaker 4: and he was taking vicotin and then he was like
Speaker 4: he was taken too much and then I think he
Speaker 4: started buying it illicitly. But he was such a fuck liar, dude.
Speaker 4: He was such a conniving liar about everything he like,
Speaker 4: I think he got busted stealing someone else's pills, like
Speaker 4: red handed, taking someone's medication. And then when I think
Speaker 4: I had to drive him back and forth one day
Speaker 4: for a court hearing, Well, you get you get duty
Speaker 4: every month, and part of your duty is like.
Speaker 1: I get duty every day.
Speaker 3: I get duty every night before bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, one of your jobs on duty is like, hey,
Speaker 4: if someone needs a ride to another part of the base,
Speaker 4: you take them. And so yeah, I had to take
Speaker 4: this guy to court and I was like, man, I,
Speaker 4: so what are you They going to kick you out? Like,
Speaker 4: and he's like, dude, it's so fucked up.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 4: I think that Vazquez is trying to frame me. I
Speaker 4: would never take his medicine. And it's like, dude, a
Speaker 4: lot of people saw you take in the medicine.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It's like, it's it's a weird thing to try and
Speaker 4: lie to me about in this car.
Speaker 3: Like a lot of people saw you take it.
Speaker 1: This isn't so much an OJ thing as it is
Speaker 1: a you know, much more Kyle rich in house type right,
Speaker 1: Like it's on tape. We know we've seen it. I
Speaker 1: uh no, okay. So so not to.
Speaker 3: Direct those dirt bags, but the ones who who couldn't adapt,
Speaker 3: h let me let me correct you.
Speaker 1: That's a dirt bag, that's a scumbag, that's whatever. Who's
Speaker 1: a pussy.
Speaker 4: Oh a pussy man. Some of the pussiest guys you
Speaker 4: would ever see end up being really tough. There's this
Speaker 4: little little guy named Milosh.
Speaker 1: You've mentioned him.
Speaker 4: He must have weighed one hundred and ten pounds. He
Speaker 4: was just like string beans. And they made him a sawgunner.
Speaker 4: The saw is like double the weight of an M sixteen. Sure,
Speaker 4: so they made him the heavy machine gunner basically for
Speaker 4: for a squad, not mine. But yeah, he just like
Speaker 4: bore it. You know, you just gritted his teeth and
Speaker 4: he didn't complain ever. Just a tough little kid, okay,
Speaker 4: Like all right, But then there's the Yeah, then there's
Speaker 4: people who are like I think I've mentioned this guy before,
Speaker 4: Kimberly and this this is the most pussiest ship. So
Speaker 4: I crashed Kimberly's car one one time, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the most pussiest shit. He told me.
Speaker 1: I gotta fucking pay for it. It's like, hey, wait
Speaker 1: a minute, is this the car you crashed in the desert?
Speaker 3: Yes? Yeah, okay, go ahead, So okay, I'm I'm putting
Speaker 3: him in a sympathetic light to start, just just to
Speaker 3: try and just to tilt the scales in his favor,
Speaker 3: because so if you see, if you find this as
Speaker 3: pussy as I did, so he was the.
Speaker 4: Kind of guy like, okay, he he was the guide
Speaker 4: in boot camp. That's what everybody knew him as. Like
Speaker 4: before before someone shows up to your unit when you're
Speaker 4: in the Marines, there are people are already talking about him.
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, we got a new motor t guy coming.
Speaker 4: I heard he was the guide of his platoon in
Speaker 4: boot camp. The guide is the leader that the drill
Speaker 4: instructors assigned for the whole platoon.
Speaker 1: So can I ask you, is that the most qualified
Speaker 1: guy for that? Or can that also be like a
Speaker 1: guy who they see potentially in but doesn't have it,
Speaker 1: so hey let me this guy, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it can be like a spiteful thing like, oh,
Speaker 4: if you guys aren't going to train, then I'll make
Speaker 4: so and so the shittiest recruit. You're the guide, now,
Speaker 4: all right, march them around guide, you know, like, you know,
Speaker 4: just just to make you feel stupid. They can change
Speaker 4: the role of the guide, you know. But yeah, the
Speaker 4: assumption would be like if somebody was the guide for
Speaker 4: the whole time they were in boot camp, they're gonna
Speaker 4: be a good marine. That would be the assumption. Yeah,
Speaker 4: But Kimberly was not. That he got in trouble quite
Speaker 4: a bit, and I felt for him. I felt bad
Speaker 4: every time he would get in trouble because I crashed
Speaker 4: his car.
Speaker 3: Like the weekend he got to our unit, I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: new guy, let me borrow your car so I can
Speaker 3: go fuck this chicken Vegas.
Speaker 4: And I went to Vegas, but she wasn't putting out
Speaker 4: that weekend, so we just laid in bed and cuddled and.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So then at four am, I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I think I should drive back to the little of
Speaker 3: California right now. So I did that, and I fell
Speaker 3: asleep and I crashed the car, and then I took
Speaker 3: it back to base. I drove all the way back
Speaker 3: on a flat tire, like bent the rim in on
Speaker 3: itself and shit, and uh yeah, I drove like sixteen
Speaker 3: I was like sixteen miles away from the base when
Speaker 3: I fucking fell asleep and crash. I couldn't make it
Speaker 3: another sixteen minutes. You fell asleep, Yeah, dude, come on,
Speaker 3: it was like it's four in the morning when I left,
Speaker 3: and I had to cuddle the whole time. I didn't
Speaker 3: get any pussy or nothing.
Speaker 1: But okay, how'd you craate? Is this when you moved
Speaker 1: a rock?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I had to move a boulder to get it
Speaker 3: out from the sand.
Speaker 1: See I always picture it being a comically large boulder,
Speaker 1: bigger than the car.
Speaker 4: It's oh no, dude, it's it was like comically large
Speaker 4: to the point where it's like, I bet a person
Speaker 4: could lift that if they were training for strongman competition
Speaker 4: for thirty years, you know. But yeah, so I always
Speaker 4: felt bad, like kind of like, well, maybe Kimberly wouldn't
Speaker 4: always be getting in trouble and fucking up and causing
Speaker 4: so many problems for other Marines if I hadn't crashed
Speaker 4: his car. Yeah you think I see now that he
Speaker 4: was just a piece of shit marine. Oh okay, but yeah,
Speaker 4: And the confirmation of this came a.
Speaker 3: Couple of weeks before we deployed.
Speaker 4: People will get drunk. There was this one guy, Vasquez,
Speaker 4: who would get drunk and cry.
Speaker 3: All the time.
Speaker 1: I heard he's tried to frame people.
Speaker 3: He did. He was a framer. No, No, what's.
Speaker 4: Funny is Vasquez walked in on me and my roommates
Speaker 4: stealing beer out of his fridge once and we convinced
Speaker 4: him we weren't. So it's like, Kimberly, what were you doing?
Speaker 4: Or a bos well, what were you doing? It would
Speaker 4: have been so easy, It would have been so easy
Speaker 4: to just be like, no, no, no, I was taking
Speaker 4: your pills.
Speaker 3: I know I was putting some back.
Speaker 1: This is a simple thing. You're sucking up here, buddy, Okay,
Speaker 1: just tell him it wasn't you, even though they were
Speaker 1: in your hand. And he's dumb enough to believe it,
Speaker 1: all right. Tell me about Vasquez.
Speaker 3: No, he would cry all the time, so he'd get drunk,
Speaker 3: and he was all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: But he had seen some the guys who went on
Speaker 4: the deployment before us and then went with us again.
Speaker 4: I always kind of like, I didn't like, I didn't
Speaker 4: want to assume too much with any of them, right like,
Speaker 4: because they all had different reactions.
Speaker 3: I had talked to him before about Dobson and Thompson.
Speaker 4: One guy killed a farmer, innocent, and then it haunted
Speaker 4: him forever. Other dude killed a fourteen year old girl,
Speaker 4: just ran out in the street, and he's like, wrong place,
Speaker 4: shouldn't have been there. You know, she was in front
Speaker 4: of my gun, you know, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then like maybe he's different now, I don't know,
Speaker 4: But Vazquez, I don't know he had seen some stuff.
Speaker 4: I think everybody on that first deployment had seen definitely
Speaker 4: more combat anything than I did. Like they they saw
Speaker 4: like one of the guys, corporal Corporal Moreno.
Speaker 3: He came back.
Speaker 4: Uh So all the guys came back from Iraq and
Speaker 4: then Moreno came back months later.
Speaker 3: And everyone's like, Moreno's coming back. Moreno.
Speaker 4: I was like, who the fuck is that. They're like,
Speaker 4: he got blown up when we were in Iraq. He's
Speaker 4: been in the hospital, so like, yeah, he had like
Speaker 4: concussive head trauma, he lost his hearing. He was all
Speaker 4: fucked up.
Speaker 1: What if everyone was so excited, They're like, Moreno's coming back.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. Moreno was the coolest dude ever.
Speaker 1: He was great. And all you guys are lined up
Speaker 1: at the fucking hanger waiting for the plane to land.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Moreno, and you're you don't know who
Speaker 1: Moreno is, You have no idea Moreno. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this guy sounds so awesome. Everyone's got all these great stories.
Speaker 1: You're one time he tricked a new recruiting no fucking wars.
Speaker 1: You know, Moreno bank six chicks at a party. One
Speaker 1: time and we all busting in the door, and he
Speaker 1: told us keep watching, it makes me fuck better. Moreno rules,
Speaker 1: And then the fucking plane lands right in front of
Speaker 1: you guys somehow quickly, very you know fast.
Speaker 3: It's a one of those harriers where it lands vertically.
Speaker 1: And the back hatch open and there is moreno coming
Speaker 1: out in his casket.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean he was basically just a human casket.
Speaker 4: You know, he didn't have much personality. He was just
Speaker 4: kind of a shell most of the time.
Speaker 1: Oh, I had the wrong impression on Moreno then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know I couldn't hear. Yeah, he wasn't they.
Speaker 3: I think they were just excited because they were like,
Speaker 3: oh man, we get to see if his head's still on.
Speaker 3: They won the bets on it.
Speaker 1: They wanted to see the damage.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, but first so yeah, I knew these guys
Speaker 4: saw some shit. But Vasquez would cry and he would
Speaker 4: like it was like always kind of vague what he
Speaker 4: was crying about.
Speaker 3: Thompson and Dobson, Well, Dobson didn't cry. He was a machine.
Speaker 3: But Thompson when he cried, like it was like, I
Speaker 3: can't believe I killed an innocent farmer. Man, I saw
Speaker 3: his kids and his children. I can't believe that I
Speaker 3: shot him right and I shot him in the chest
Speaker 3: and the bullet came out his mouth. I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: I can't believe I did that to him. Like we
Speaker 3: knew what he was crying about, you know. But Vasquez
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, dude, I can't believe what happened over there,
Speaker 4: and be like, what happened Basquez?
Speaker 3: And he'd be like, I don't want to talk about it,
Speaker 3: and it's like you're crying about it, why don't you
Speaker 3: talk about it? He's like, no, it was so bad.
Speaker 4: And then you ask people like what did Vasquez do?
Speaker 4: And I reckon, they'd be like, shit, he sat in
Speaker 4: the MWR and ate pizza.
Speaker 3: You know, this pizza is so bad. I hate it.
Speaker 4: So I had flashbacks about how fucking raw the pepperonis
Speaker 4: would come out.
Speaker 3: I couldn't get him to crisp no matter what I did.
Speaker 1: I wanted a Hawaiian with pineapple and ham and they
Speaker 1: only had bacon and it's like technically still pork, but
Speaker 1: it was too salty.
Speaker 3: I hate the salt. It's bad for my head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so, Kimberly, piece of shit he did this thing
Speaker 4: right before we deployed. And mind you, I got I
Speaker 4: joined the Marines before him, got to the unit.
Speaker 3: Before him, I engaged in scuttle butt about him beforehand.
Speaker 3: He was the guide Hoha, little nerd. He called his
Speaker 3: mom a few weeks before we deployed and he started
Speaker 3: crying and he was like, Mom, I got to tell
Speaker 3: you something. I don't know what this specific.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he said he was Special Forces
Speaker 4: or what, but he told his mom that he had
Speaker 4: deployed already.
Speaker 3: He's like he had said.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to Iraq, but I've already been there
Speaker 4: and I've killed people and I'm so scared to go back, mom.
Speaker 4: And I think he came from the South. I think
Speaker 4: he was from Alabama, and they were like a real
Speaker 4: patriotic family, and I think his mom was on the
Speaker 4: other end, like you.
Speaker 3: Better go over there and do your country proud and
Speaker 3: all this and that's and yeah, he told her, He's like, Mom,
Speaker 3: I already went there and killed all these people and
Speaker 3: it was so fucked up and I can't go back.
Speaker 3: And that always just like stuck with me, as like, man,
Speaker 3: that is the fucking gayest shit you could do, Like
Speaker 3: not homosexual in no way. Home. It's just some fucking
Speaker 3: dirty gay shit, you know, get it out of our
Speaker 3: schools type of shit.
Speaker 1: Funny because this video kind of covers exactly what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. This is that South Park clip was trending
Speaker 1: the other day. Do you remember this one?
Speaker 3: Share your screen?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna do that right now. He trying to
Speaker 1: understand this.
Speaker 7: How is it that you boys think referring to gay
Speaker 7: people as fags and today's world is acceptable because we're
Speaker 7: not referring to gay people.
Speaker 1: You can be gay and not be a fag. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of fags aren't gay. I happen to be gay. Boys,
Speaker 1: Do you think I'm a fag?
Speaker 7: Do you write a big, loud Harley and go up
Speaker 7: and down the streets ruining everyone's nice time?
Speaker 1: No, then you're not a fag. So what if a
Speaker 1: guy is gay and rides a Harley, then he's a
Speaker 1: gay fag? I mean, is this really just hard? I
Speaker 1: don't know?
Speaker 7: All right, Look, you're driving in your car, okay, and
Speaker 7: you're waiting to make a left at a traffic signal.
Speaker 7: The light turns yellow, should be your turn to go,
Speaker 7: but the traffic coming at you just keeps coming. And
Speaker 7: even when the light turns red, a guy in a
Speaker 7: BMW runs the red light so you can't make your
Speaker 7: left turn.
Speaker 1: What goes through your mind? Fag bag? Right, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: fine with it.
Speaker 7: Homosexual, You're thinking, Oh, he's an inconsiderate douche bag, like
Speaker 7: a Harley rider. This, this is making insanely good sense trying.
Speaker 3: I hate Harley riders.
Speaker 1: We've been having lately, and I don't want to put
Speaker 1: it on one specific hype of person or anything like that.
Speaker 1: We've been having crazy Puerto Ricans at the quick check
Speaker 1: where it's three in the morning and they're racing motorcycles
Speaker 1: up the street next to the SFS REV and just
Speaker 1: those big like fucking turbo exhausts or whatever it is
Speaker 1: all night, two in the morning, three in the morning.
Speaker 1: Get shock. I have these you know, those like silly
Speaker 1: little fucking poppers you throw down right, Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: got these big boy ones that are like a fucking
Speaker 1: small state a dynamite that sound like a gunshot. They
Speaker 1: sound like a solid gun shot. So I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: wait till they're all in that parking lot one day,
Speaker 1: because six of them at once the back. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: backyard is up to that. I want to just start
Speaker 1: throwing them over there and scaring people away.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 4: And then you take a real gun and you shoot
Speaker 4: it through the fence. Well, you're you're testing like the rendering,
Speaker 4: you know, to see how well they rendered the environment.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, this is a sense some kind of
Speaker 1: matrix situation here. I think you may have that incorrect. Uh,
Speaker 1: if you are trying to go to the Dodgers game, Nah,
Speaker 1: this isn't funny for it either. The La Metro put
Speaker 1: out a guide. It's like, hey, you can get to
Speaker 1: public transit through or by leaving Dodger Stadium. Okay, actually,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll play it. Here's how you have
Speaker 1: to traverse the streets of Los Angeles to get home.
Speaker 1: If you want to use public transportation leaving one of
Speaker 1: the World Series games that'll be in La.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can walk the Metro rail asset Dodgers down.
Speaker 2: It's all downhill. It only takes about twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: Start by taking a walk rate to the downtown gate.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right, I'm walking here.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you're walking down this almost highway. It looks like.
Speaker 3: Way I mean honestly due you if you have you
Speaker 3: haven't been to La, right.
Speaker 1: No, I have not. I have, no, I've heard nothing.
Speaker 4: But it's what's faster walking home any anywhere. Walking anywhere
Speaker 4: in la is faster than driving anywhere. So when I
Speaker 4: was there the first, no, I've been there. The first
Speaker 4: time I was there, I saw a concert and I
Speaker 4: had to walk kind of out of necessity because I
Speaker 4: had like just enough for everything I was doing, like
Speaker 4: enough for a room, enough for a train ticket, and
Speaker 4: that's barely enough. So for the first time, I remember
Speaker 4: being there with my maybe it wasn't the first time.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was there with my wife and
Speaker 3: my kid and one.
Speaker 4: Of my wife's friends, maybe ten years ago, and we were, yeah,
Speaker 4: we walked.
Speaker 3: We had walked miles.
Speaker 4: We were like in Hollywood or something, and we walked
Speaker 4: all over, right, and so we were exhausted from walking,
Speaker 4: and we wanted to go to Chick fil A. I
Speaker 4: hadn't been to Chick fil A in years at that point.
Speaker 4: We didn't have one in Reno yet, and I was like,
Speaker 4: let's find Chick fil A. I found one on my
Speaker 4: phone and I was like, it's only a mile and
Speaker 4: a half away, and I had assumed, like, Okay, we've
Speaker 4: already been walking all day.
Speaker 3: A mile and a half, I meant.
Speaker 4: At a neighborhood speed, a mile and a half is
Speaker 4: going to be what maybe ten fifteen, twenty minutes tops, right,
Speaker 4: for a mile and.
Speaker 1: A half walking twenty minutes, right, But I assumed for
Speaker 1: a ride, right, oh around, yeah? Sure, yeah, so I
Speaker 1: and I was.
Speaker 4: We were all ex exhausted, We're covered in sweat, it's
Speaker 4: the summer. So I figure, all right, let's just take
Speaker 4: a cab.
Speaker 1: Bussy's stinking right. Put my pussy was ranked, that's what.
Speaker 3: Yah.
Speaker 4: So we figure, all right, let's take a cab. It'll
Speaker 4: be way quicker. And we're exhausted, so we take a
Speaker 4: cab and it took an hour and a half, dude,
Speaker 4: to get that mile and a half. I remember being
Speaker 4: so fucking upset, like I was just so mad at
Speaker 4: the whole time I was sitting in the cab.
Speaker 3: And then I got the Chick fil A and it
Speaker 3: made it a little better.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that was just like such a frustrating fucking experience,
Speaker 4: just being like, oh my god, I just want to
Speaker 4: get out and walk along the side of the road.
Speaker 1: You know it's let me finish this video because it
Speaker 1: speaks to you're exactly right, but they're saying they're agreeing
Speaker 1: with you in this video. They're like, it's not so bad.
Speaker 1: It's a twenty five minute walk through residential neighborhoods and
Speaker 1: crack slums. Who's better than driving, ain't it? So it is? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really all right? By ready? I Oh here's the other point, Like,
Speaker 1: if this is so bad and you know it's gonna
Speaker 1: be mockable, don't put it online. Put like a picture
Speaker 1: of a map, don't do some walk it out cute
Speaker 1: music behind it. Don't do any of that. This is
Speaker 1: a Google Maps thing. We are leaving the stadium now.
Speaker 2: Stop by taking the walk right of the downtown date. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right, I'm walking here.
Speaker 3: Then take a right on Stadium Way.
Speaker 2: Then you're gonna want to take a left out to
Speaker 2: the I one ten pedestrian bridge. Keep ring down Yale Street,
Speaker 2: and turn left on College Street. You're almost not just
Speaker 2: file of College Street past Broadway.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is getting to be a really
Speaker 3: bad neighborhood Chinatown. A line station will be on your left.
Speaker 1: Tell you could do it. Tell Dodgers that's the most
Speaker 1: complicated walking path I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3: That's not super complicated.
Speaker 4: It's only a few turns, but it goes through a
Speaker 4: bunch of shitty neighborhoods and it is up in shithold Chinatown.
Speaker 1: Really, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just thought that was silly for them to post it.
Speaker 1: I saw two I don't know if these are true.
Speaker 1: Can I say, can I play something that's not even
Speaker 1: like political in the sense that it sides one way
Speaker 1: or another? But I saw two things that I found
Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous If they're true?
Speaker 3: Sure? All right? Spoken to here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'll play this for you.
Speaker 5: You've probably never heard of this one, but this might
Speaker 5: be the worst business deal for both parties that I've
Speaker 5: ever heard of. And it revolves around this right here, John,
Speaker 5: familiar with what this is. It's the Chicago Skyway tollbridge. Obviously,
Speaker 5: it's a toll road where you put money in and
Speaker 5: then you and keep driving. It's a big revenue stream
Speaker 5: for the city and the state. Well, in two thousand
Speaker 5: and six, when Chicago was still strapped for cash, they
Speaker 5: decided we're going to privatize this, so they leased the
Speaker 5: Chicago Skyway tollbridge to an Australian Spanish company forty years
Speaker 5: for two billion dollars, ninety nine years for two billion
Speaker 5: in that same kind of hurdle, SO leased the Indiana
Speaker 5: toll road for ninety nine years for four billion dollars.
Speaker 5: But I here things get interesting. This Australian Spanish company
Speaker 5: decided to just throw six billion dollars at US public roads,
Speaker 5: and in twenty fifteen the company actually went bankrupt for
Speaker 5: spending this bunch of money on these toll roads.
Speaker 1: So houses a bad deal for both sides.
Speaker 5: Let's really look at what's going on. Chicago and Indiana
Speaker 5: both got quick influxes of cash try and balance budgets
Speaker 5: with one time payments, and this company that bought these
Speaker 5: toll roads immediately started to skyrock at the toll bridge
Speaker 5: and it's been going on ever since. Even in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty three, there's been rate hikes on both Indiana and
Speaker 5: Chicago's toll roads. It's now the public has to bear
Speaker 5: the price of them going private. And the fact that
Speaker 5: the company went bankrupt proved that this deal was just
Speaker 5: horrible from investor side as well. So congrats to ILLINOI
Speaker 5: and Indiana. Your citizens are screwed over for another sixty
Speaker 5: six years of rate hikes.
Speaker 3: Good job for those what I like to call shithole states.
Speaker 1: There was a there was another one that was even worse, Chicago.
Speaker 1: Here it is okay, sorry, I was trying to find
Speaker 1: it on my other screen. Here, let's play this one
Speaker 1: now again. I don't know if people are gonna find
Speaker 1: these interesting.
Speaker 3: It's just as literally snow crash.
Speaker 1: It's stupid bureaucracy regard. I mean, it's or it's dumb
Speaker 1: decisions based on whoever was in power blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah, where it's short sighted. Yes, it fits our
Speaker 1: need now, but is it going to fuck us in
Speaker 1: the long run. It is often not considered by people
Speaker 1: seeking re election anyway. Oh yeah, reelection.
Speaker 3: I agree wholeheartedly. Maybe not just in financial transactions, but everything.
Speaker 4: It's environmental, fucking, spiritual, fucking sexual.
Speaker 1: Let's say, did you.
Speaker 8: Know that fifteen years ago Chicago made one of the
Speaker 8: worst deals in US history?
Speaker 1: And they too, apparently it was two They're not great
Speaker 1: deal makers, especially I read Trump's art of the deal
Speaker 1: that it could be doing way better.
Speaker 8: Right, sure, desperate for money, so Mayor Daiies sold all
Speaker 8: of Chicago's parking meters to a group of investors from
Speaker 8: the United Arab EPs examp for one point one billion dollars.
Speaker 8: The deal said that for the next seventy five years,
Speaker 8: Chicago has to pay off one hundred percent of parking
Speaker 8: your revenue to the investors company, which is named Chicago
Speaker 8: Parking Meters LLC. Chicago's thirty thousand parking meters generate about
Speaker 8: two hundred million dollars in revenue annually, and because the
Speaker 8: city is sending that money overseas, none of it will
Speaker 8: go to Chicagoans. If you think that's bad, it gets worse.
Speaker 8: If any streets are closed for public events like street
Speaker 8: festivals or the marathon, the city is to pay this
Speaker 8: company the money they would have made from parking if
Speaker 8: the streets were open. The deal says that if Chicago
Speaker 8: wants to remove even a single parking meter, they have
Speaker 8: to pay this company the value of what that meter
Speaker 8: would have generated until the deal ends in twenty eighty four.
Speaker 8: This prevents Chicago from building more bike or bus lanes
Speaker 8: because it would be so expensive to remove the meters.
Speaker 8: We have fifty nine years left until this deal expires,
Speaker 8: and nobody's found a loophole to get out of it yet.
Speaker 8: So next time you see how.
Speaker 1: Well come by yeah, ye, all right, all right, hell y,
Speaker 1: let me be the Saudi Arabians.
Speaker 4: No, no, it's not something that the government does. Right, So,
Speaker 4: you know how you're always saying like.
Speaker 3: Look, if you don't want the environment to suck, get
Speaker 3: a fucking metal straw. You fucking looking your call, mes.
Speaker 1: I don't say that because I hate.
Speaker 3: Don't expect Exxon Mobile to do anything. They're a business
Speaker 3: and they have all the rights and they can do
Speaker 3: anything as long as capitalism says so. So fucking tree hugger.
Speaker 1: Okay, the back end you did, Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you go and clean up all the fucking oil
Speaker 3: that they spill, and you would go and clean up
Speaker 3: all the trash. And you are the one who needs
Speaker 3: to stop burning gasoline if you want the oil companies
Speaker 3: to stop digging it out of the ground, you fucks.
Speaker 1: While you're on your way there, make sure you build
Speaker 1: your own roads. Okay, don't use government road.
Speaker 3: Go ahead. Now, I see a chance at least to
Speaker 3: use that same argument where it's like, look, you fucking dumb,
Speaker 3: lazy Chicagoans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you don't want your fucking your toll money
Speaker 4: go into a bunch of fucking dirty United Arab Emirate fucks,
Speaker 4: then you got to stop using the parking meters, right,
Speaker 4: So how do you do that?
Speaker 3: How about you go green? How about you only walk
Speaker 3: and bicycle place they can't bicycle.
Speaker 1: There's no bicycle lanes because there's the fucking Arabs.
Speaker 4: That that's just a matter of provisions. They can just
Speaker 4: fucking say, okay, well you can ride your bike in
Speaker 4: the sidewalk.
Speaker 3: Now, that's just a matter of it.
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna hurt someone. Someone's gonna get killed, dude.
Speaker 4: It'll it'll improve everyone's reflexes, and then the people who
Speaker 4: don't have good reflexes then fuck them.
Speaker 1: Right in Chicago, you need good reflexes to dodge those
Speaker 1: bullets while you're coming out of church on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so yeah, I see a chance for Chicago to
Speaker 4: go green, you know, a community based approach for Chicago
Speaker 4: to go green, and also rob those fucking Dubaians of
Speaker 4: their their fucking their bomb blots.
Speaker 3: What do they spend what's their currency over there the
Speaker 3: bomb block.
Speaker 1: I don't think a bomb block is a currency technical input. Maybe, uh,
Speaker 1: look at us, We're almost at a full hour here.
Speaker 1: There there was juicy political stuff. Wow, I just noticed
Speaker 1: I got a pimple on my forehead.
Speaker 3: Gross, let me see it.
Speaker 1: Let me see.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they looked like Jeff Goldblum from that movie
Speaker 4: The Fly.
Speaker 1: There there was juicy political stuff to dig into, and
Speaker 1: we didn't have to go to any of it. So
Speaker 1: let me get your opinions on this stuff real quick.
Speaker 1: Trump working at a McDonald's.
Speaker 4: I mean, disingenuous, also kind of humorous, also kind of
Speaker 4: made me hungry. Like literally, I saw that clip while
Speaker 4: I was in bed last night and I was like, fuck, dude,
Speaker 4: I really want fries right now, which upset me.
Speaker 1: Disingenuine What part is disingenuous about it? I only guess
Speaker 1: because I saw a lot of MSNBC, not even CNN
Speaker 1: or anything. MSNBC was saying like, oh, what a disgusting
Speaker 1: political stunt, and it's like people have been doing that
Speaker 1: for a long long time politicians.
Speaker 4: I agree, but it's like I would say the same thing.
Speaker 4: So it's like when when Joe Biden went and ate
Speaker 4: ice cream and it was like a big hoopla right
Speaker 4: that he's going in and eating ice cream.
Speaker 6: I thought, like, what's the big deal, motherfucker wants some
Speaker 6: ice cream, you know. But if he had gone behind
Speaker 6: the counter and started serving ice cream, I would have
Speaker 6: been like, Okay, that's ridiculous, don't do that. I just
Speaker 6: can't think of any examples from the other side where
Speaker 6: just find me a clip of somebody doing anything, a
Speaker 6: politician doing any act, any physical labor, whatsoever, in a
Speaker 6: public setting, and I find it disingenuous, right, Like everything
Speaker 6: they do is micromanaged for them, like they they they
Speaker 6: don't they don't clean up maybe in their own house,
Speaker 6: but they don't clean up in public. They don't fucking
Speaker 6: wait around for a check at a restaurant, you know,
Speaker 6: like they don't do normal person stuff, like they are
Speaker 6: rushed in and out everywhere there need to go.
Speaker 3: Politicians, especially for president like.
Speaker 4: Former presidents, though they like the Secret Service doesn't like
Speaker 4: to fuck around with them just standing around in public,
Speaker 4: you know, like they like to have careful orchestrated control
Speaker 4: over everything. So the more stuff you see them doing,
Speaker 4: the more you know like, okay, this is this is
Speaker 4: a stunt.
Speaker 3: It's just like, uh, if you saw George Bush, like
Speaker 3: pulling people out of toppled homes after Katrina. You wouldn't
Speaker 3: think that would be a normal thing George Bush was
Speaker 3: just doing on the weekends, would you like, absolutely not?
Speaker 3: Yeah no.
Speaker 1: But I think there's an argument to be made on
Speaker 1: let's let's have this elite person have just a few hours,
Speaker 1: and maybe they'll gain point one percent of empathy for
Speaker 1: these people who do work like this. Like if Kamala
Speaker 1: Harris was out there picking it right, all right, I
Speaker 1: bet Trump would have a somewhat different view on immigration
Speaker 1: to an extent, I think his personal view. I don't
Speaker 1: know that he would express it and lose votes or
Speaker 1: whatever if he had to go out and pick lettuce
Speaker 1: in the sun for ten hours or whatever. Argument we
Speaker 1: hear that only immigrants are doing those jobs. I think
Speaker 1: you develop an empathy like, fuck, this is a tough
Speaker 1: fucking job in the same way like Mike Road did
Speaker 1: with dirty jobs.
Speaker 4: You know some people are capable of that, you know,
Speaker 4: it's just and some people are not. I'm not saying
Speaker 4: Trump is or is not.
Speaker 3: I'm not making it.
Speaker 1: You're saying you don't do Are you saying you don't
Speaker 1: think politicians in general are capable of that, and that's
Speaker 1: why you find it a little disingenuous. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: mean that in an accusatory way either.
Speaker 3: I just mean that absolutely would be. I think that
Speaker 3: it's just.
Speaker 4: Whatever insight they might glean from taking part in some
Speaker 4: sort of.
Speaker 3: Show of physical labor or work or whatever, it's completely
Speaker 3: overshadowed by what they're gaining. Right. They're they're trying like
Speaker 3: unless they are subjected to real like, hey, we're going
Speaker 3: to take you out of your comfort zone and you
Speaker 3: have no choice in things anymore, which is not going
Speaker 3: to happen with politicians. That's where real insight is going
Speaker 3: to come from. I'm not going to say like they
Speaker 3: don't gain anything, but it's just.
Speaker 4: That until they actually live that life or something really
Speaker 4: close to it, that there, it's about what they're gaining.
Speaker 4: And that's fine. It's that's politics, right. I'm not saying
Speaker 4: it's a horrible thing. It's just like I find those little, again,
Speaker 4: disingenuous stunts to be a waste of time, right, Like
Speaker 4: and again I understand that there's political gain and that's
Speaker 4: why they're doing it.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: It's like when when celebrities I like, do interviews I
Speaker 4: wouldn't want to watch. So if I'm a fan of
Speaker 4: somebody and then they show up on a show that
Speaker 4: I don't like, or with an interviewer who sucks, it's like,
Speaker 4: god damn it, you know, like, why do I have
Speaker 4: to be subjected to this? I don't even want to
Speaker 4: I'm not even gonna watch it, you know. And that's
Speaker 4: kind of how I feel with the politics. It's like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I can have the person I like, but it's like, ugh,
Speaker 4: I don't even want to watch this part. I know
Speaker 4: you got to do it. It's part of your press
Speaker 4: tour or whatever. But I'm good.
Speaker 1: I had that with Bill Maher the other day. Here
Speaker 1: was his list of panel people. Okay, okay, I like
Speaker 1: Bill Maher too. I don't especially like Bill Maher. I
Speaker 1: like the environment he could create in discussion. But like
Speaker 1: when I I'll put on Bill Maher fast forward through
Speaker 1: the first like eight twelve minutes whatever, that monologue, I
Speaker 1: don't care about the jokes at the beginning. I watched
Speaker 1: the interview, then I watched the panel. Then when it
Speaker 1: gets to new rule, no, when it gets to the
Speaker 1: mid thing, like he normally doesn't mid panel, it's like, huh.
Speaker 1: I have a new bit. It's called like twenty one
Speaker 1: questions with Eric Trump. Question one isn't aren't you retarded?
Speaker 3: Too?
Speaker 1: You know? I fest forward through them, get back to
Speaker 1: the panel, and then I'll watch New Rules. This week's
Speaker 1: panel was Joe Scarborough, host of MSNBC, with his fucking
Speaker 1: wife Mika Brazinski, who's I think her father engineered the
Speaker 1: golf war maybe or the Vietnam War something like that.
Speaker 3: That's for fucking was he got a PhD in engineering wars?
Speaker 1: Brazinsky? Look it up? I forget Is it George Brazinsky
Speaker 1: something like that. So Joe Scarborough, who's intolerable, A newly
Speaker 1: diked out Mark Cuban with Rachel madel Glasses.
Speaker 3: I like Mark Cuban.
Speaker 1: He's a cunt and he's always been a cunt.
Speaker 3: He plays for the Mavericks.
Speaker 1: No he doesn't, and he sold that team.
Speaker 3: He plays for them?
Speaker 1: No, he doesn't, and he sold that team. Will you
Speaker 1: do this is a tall guy? No, he actually isn't,
Speaker 1: and he sold that team.
Speaker 4: He's really tall and he plays for the Mavericks. Or no,
Speaker 4: he plays for the Suns.
Speaker 1: The third guy on the panel was David.
Speaker 3: Hog Ooh, I bet he's got a fat one.
Speaker 1: Do you know who the Yeah, I bet he's had
Speaker 1: a fat one put inside of him before.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: It was intolerable. I couldn't watch it. I did not
Speaker 1: even give it a shot. I saw the lineup like
Speaker 1: they take a picture at the end, and I was like, Wow,
Speaker 1: there's no diversity of opinion on this one. There's not
Speaker 1: There's not going to be. So why do I want
Speaker 1: to hear it? I don't want to hear just agreement
Speaker 1: for an hour.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do, though, sometimes I'm just like, God, everybody's
Speaker 3: been fucking disagreeing with me all day, and I just
Speaker 3: need some fucking agreement in my life. You know.
Speaker 1: See that to me is like scoop and ice cream
Speaker 1: at an ice cream place as president of the world.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, No, I don't see it that way though.
Speaker 3: I I okay, I do. But I'm what I'm saying
Speaker 3: is that I'm I'm more empathetic now than I've ever
Speaker 3: been towards stupid people who live in echo chambers right
Speaker 3: where it's like, you know, you're getting yelled at by
Speaker 3: your boss, You're getting yelled at by your wife, you
Speaker 3: getting yelled at by your parents. Getting yelled at by
Speaker 3: your kids.
Speaker 4: You just want to listen to fucking a lot of agreement.
Speaker 4: So you put on Bill Maher, you put on Alex Jones,
Speaker 4: you synthesize some sort of weird world in your head
Speaker 4: that everything makes sense, and then you shoot the president
Speaker 4: at a golf course.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right. Sometimes you'll be dressed up in your
Speaker 1: cookie monster outfit for work and you see the guy
Speaker 1: holding a sign to not trans kids, and you feel
Speaker 1: like you have info you can tell him too. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's just one example I have in this video here,
Speaker 1: but maybe it's not. So I don't know who this
Speaker 1: guy is. This isn't a trans thing, by the way.
Speaker 1: This is kind of to show you how nuts some
Speaker 1: of these people are. This is the guy. He wears
Speaker 1: a sign of of what do they call it? Sandwich board?
Speaker 1: I think when it's front and back Bruce willis war
Speaker 1: a really cool one. And yeah three that's my Halloween
Speaker 1: costume this year, by the way, Oh really that's my
Speaker 1: cats Okay, uh, all right, So this guy just walks
Speaker 1: around with a sign children cannot consent to you, berty blockers.
Speaker 1: He's an anti trans guy. At whatever opinion you want
Speaker 1: on that that's fine. What's funny is the guy who
Speaker 1: comes up to him. So this is one of those
Speaker 1: times square looking gentlemen who comes up to which basically
Speaker 1: means they bought like an Elmo or a you know,
Speaker 1: buzz light years man, and it's real horseshit, and they
Speaker 1: get nasty with you. Yeah, it's filthy. They're flea batman.
Speaker 1: So this is a cookie Monster. And mind you, if
Speaker 1: you're dressed like Cookie Monster, you're likely going to be
Speaker 1: taking pictures with children. So this is one of the
Speaker 1: guys that's around your children.
Speaker 3: Oh what's that. I don't think we should give kids blockers. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we shouldn't be trying to change the sex.
Speaker 1: Yeah for you, Cookie Monster goes, Yeah, you're that's true.
Speaker 1: God on you. You're right now. Wait for the second half,
Speaker 1: because cookie Monster has some information. Maybe anti trans guy
Speaker 1: wasn't privy.
Speaker 3: To Okay, Jews, the Jews.
Speaker 1: He said, I could be out here talking about the Jews.
Speaker 1: It's the Jews that do that, you know, Oh, man,
Speaker 1: hold on, is it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. It's the Jews. Most of the doctors
Speaker 3: and that are Jewish, mostly abortion doctors are too.
Speaker 1: Most of the doctors are Jewish. Most of the abortion
Speaker 1: doctors are Jewish too.
Speaker 3: No, I heard that. Part that I mean is that
Speaker 3: in dispute.
Speaker 1: Jews, like Cookie Monster goes, there's a big problem with
Speaker 1: Jews in this country.
Speaker 3: I'm just telling you that I looked at these issues.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear this all the time.
Speaker 3: It's not true, but that's okay. Everyone's entitled to the.
Speaker 1: Dude. When even the anti trans guy is shutting your
Speaker 1: hands down, he's like, oh no, no, dude, you sound
Speaker 1: like kind of a crack pot. But anyway, Alex Jones
Speaker 1: was telling me about turning the frogs into fags, not gay,
Speaker 1: just fags. They were driving Harley's.
Speaker 3: Well, you know what, man, it's nice to see.
Speaker 4: I see a lot of disagreement on the left side
Speaker 4: of politics, just because there's so many things.
Speaker 1: There's levels of how far to take it, it seems. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's actually probably both sides too. Well.
Speaker 4: I tend to see quite a bit of agreement from
Speaker 4: a lot of people on the right, just in like
Speaker 4: how beliefs kind of line up. So I think this
Speaker 4: is actually a good thing right here. It's it's nice
Speaker 4: to see. It's refreshing to see the anti trans guy
Speaker 4: not be like oh yeah, yeah, and they calls hurricanes.
Speaker 1: He didn't just buy into the entire thing, right, yeah, right, yeah? Well, hey,
Speaker 1: now is this guy behind him jewish or homeless with
Speaker 1: a fucking silly hat on?
Speaker 4: I think he's, you know, like they have people in character.
Speaker 4: I think he's in character as a homeless Jewish guy.
Speaker 1: Rabbi Schmoley, that's what he's in character as.
Speaker 3: Uh, all right, I please a.
Speaker 1: Rabbi Smoley's a real guy. But yes, I agree, we're
Speaker 1: gonna wrap this one up. He's a Robert or Robert Smoley.
Speaker 1: Rabbi Schmoley is the guy that's real good friends with
Speaker 1: Robert Kennedy. Oh and he mocks Candace Owens a lot
Speaker 1: because Candace Owens, I don't know, found a brown suit
Speaker 1: in her closet.
Speaker 3: Somewhere, so she just matched. Well.
Speaker 1: Rabbi Schmoley's kind of a douche too. People don't like him. Whatever,
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