Speaker 1: What's up, Beck SAIDs And welcome to episode two of
Speaker 1: our mid win tar special, which I don't think I
Speaker 1: called it that the first time, but anyway, this is
Speaker 1: part two of the Tabletop RPG Adventure where we kind
Speaker 1: of improve our way through some Christmas holiday type stuff.
Speaker 1: If you haven't listened to part one, you should do that,
Speaker 1: because this is not gonna make any sense to you
Speaker 1: if you don't. But if you have, then yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, strap In, I'm gonna let Adam explain the
Speaker 1: rest and then yeah, let's get back into it.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for listening into Part two of
Speaker 2: the Spooky dice Bag Holiday Special featuring the game Hometown
Speaker 2: Holiday by kid nick Over on itch dot io. I
Speaker 2: think we'll be provided so you can find it for yourself. Elms,
Speaker 2: just ask that if you haven't listened to part one,
Speaker 2: you might be a little bit lost in part two,
Speaker 2: so just go back one episode back into the feed
Speaker 2: and download part one before you listen to part two,
Speaker 2: and hope you enjoy and happy holidays from the Spooky
Speaker 2: dice Bag team.
Speaker 3: So Carol sees that you're you're looking at looking for
Speaker 3: a looking at her finger.
Speaker 4: I'm not like I'm not staring at her like I
Speaker 4: was staring at Shock. I'm like no, no.
Speaker 5: No, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: But she gets the vibes and she says, Oh, I'm ladder,
Speaker 3: I am free. The night after after the party, let
Speaker 3: me go get you something. She comes back in from
Speaker 3: the man with a nice wrapped gift for you, cool
Speaker 3: for later.
Speaker 4: Oh, I I didn't get you anything. What is something
Speaker 4: you would like?
Speaker 3: Oh? You don't need to get me anything. I just
Speaker 3: I'm just really enjoying our company together.
Speaker 4: I have enjoyed you as well. Let's get these cookies
Speaker 4: all set up. And she's like looking for excuses to
Speaker 4: like gently touch her hand and.
Speaker 6: Yeah, chat, we're getting cocked by an NPC.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And she's like every now and then looking over
Speaker 4: at Chad and then just like just like like, oh,
Speaker 4: yeah he's here.
Speaker 3: Maker Liam comes over as you're setting up the cookies.
Speaker 3: Oh can I help with this?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 4: We're just getting these these cookies all all set up.
Speaker 4: Have you tried the pepper cooker? She made them? They're delicious,
Speaker 4: she made everything.
Speaker 3: Made her famous pepper cooker.
Speaker 4: Yes, t and to like pop one in his mouth.
Speaker 3: Feeling take it seductively. That is that is good. Oh my,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go see uh well you guys, see you
Speaker 3: ladies seem to have these these cookies all set. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna go see if somebody else might need some help
Speaker 3: around here. Okay, bye, and he'll go over to go
Speaker 3: over to Sandra Bullock like, uh, what are you? Are
Speaker 3: you just sitting over here trying You're not going to
Speaker 3: try to help or anything.
Speaker 8: I'm texting with my assistant about our deal. We need
Speaker 8: to set up the parameters.
Speaker 3: The what are you? This is a party. You shouldn't
Speaker 3: be texting about business stuff.
Speaker 9: Christmas, schmiss, miss.
Speaker 8: We gotta be on at all times if we want
Speaker 8: to make maximum money.
Speaker 3: Life's about more than money, isn't it.
Speaker 9: I guess if you're in some kind of holiday mark movie.
Speaker 3: I mean, come on, it's it's Christmas. A little bit
Speaker 3: of cheer?
Speaker 9: I have negative one cheer? Should I roll a cheer check?
Speaker 6: Go?
Speaker 10: Oh god?
Speaker 9: Oh shure, I am.
Speaker 8: I'm having the same problem. Nope, I can't do it. Okay,
Speaker 8: suddenly it doesn't work for me.
Speaker 3: Roll two D six is if you have them.
Speaker 8: I figured out that's put the thing in the wrong place.
Speaker 8: Five and a four for a nine minus one is eight.
Speaker 3: Uh he does not cheer you up.
Speaker 9: I'll shoot.
Speaker 8: I'm just uh, just a big city, big business, hard
Speaker 8: charging lady. I don't have time for this small town
Speaker 8: paper tree, dinky ranky garbage.
Speaker 10: She ain't got time for a corn shucking crackers.
Speaker 8: I'm just here till my parents die.
Speaker 11: Oh that's that's unmerginate. I can't believe that somebody would
Speaker 11: be that. Oh I hope, I hope it knows well
Speaker 11: for you as well as it can.
Speaker 9: I just closed the biggest deal of my career.
Speaker 3: On Christmas, right before the gingerbread Gally. You had to
Speaker 3: be making deals. Huh.
Speaker 8: When you run into Chad Rich or money rich, you
Speaker 8: can't say no. You gotta you gotta grab that opportunity
Speaker 8: by the balls.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I did see Chad money Rich.
Speaker 8: Yeah, his u His private plane landed here as an emergency,
Speaker 8: and I seized the moment.
Speaker 6: He got a good grip on it.
Speaker 10: Oh yes, there was a landing on that strip. She waits, yes,
Speaker 10: we wee.
Speaker 3: So now the party is in like full playing. There's
Speaker 3: Christmas music. We were able to get jingle bell rock
Speaker 3: to come in and do the music.
Speaker 6: That's one fire. That's one fire out.
Speaker 3: Thank god, yeah, rock, make a douglas. Make a cheer check. Okay,
Speaker 3: oh boy, you know it out, make it. Make a
Speaker 3: sweaters check because you were setting stuff up. Okay, make
Speaker 3: a sweaters check.
Speaker 6: Okay, that is a double one for a total of four.
Speaker 10: Oh god, no, yes.
Speaker 3: As a party is in full swing, a dangerous blizzard
Speaker 3: begins outside and events safe travel from the party. Oh shit.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I'm gonna use the uber for helicopters to
Speaker 8: try to get back to the big city tonight.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna go ahead and get up in front of
Speaker 12: the band. You know, I'm gonna stop them from playing.
Speaker 12: I'm sorry, everyone just got a weather alert. There's a
Speaker 12: blizzard coming in. I'm gonna have to ask you to
Speaker 12: hunker down for a little bit. I am selling Coco.
Speaker 3: Right now, and I'm setting the cabbage theages.
Speaker 12: Coco, and we have holiday treats. Please buy something, help
Speaker 12: me save my farm.
Speaker 13: But there, thank you.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna give you five hundred dollars right now to
Speaker 7: not charge your guests for cocoa.
Speaker 6: Does that count as a sale?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 6: Okay, I need two more.
Speaker 8: By This has made me want a fresh buttery croissant,
Speaker 8: so I'll buy some of your bake goods.
Speaker 6: Hell, yeah, cool, thank you.
Speaker 3: Don't don't tell her that the baked goods are for free.
Speaker 3: Liam walks up, not Liham goes to Douglas and he's like, Douglas,
Speaker 3: if you were in such dire straits, should have told me.
Speaker 3: And he just hands you one thousand dollars, like here
Speaker 3: you go. This isn't a sale. This is a gift
Speaker 3: where you like.
Speaker 6: Right, you are such a good person. I'm gonna put
Speaker 6: my hand on his hand.
Speaker 3: Every day, of course.
Speaker 12: And I'm going to like look deep into his eyes
Speaker 12: and I'm just gonna like put my hand on the
Speaker 12: side of his cheek and say, you You've made this
Speaker 12: wonderful Christmas.
Speaker 6: I hope you. I hope you know that. And I
Speaker 6: want to I want to lean in.
Speaker 3: Uh oh, I want to lean listen. This is this
Speaker 3: is I am very happy to help you out. But
Speaker 3: you know, not during the party, so I.
Speaker 6: Understand all that. I mean, well, wait, you said when
Speaker 6: during the party.
Speaker 3: Not during the party?
Speaker 13: Oh we smashed Cut back to the truck.
Speaker 3: Back to the truck getting the bull job, y'all got
Speaker 3: pretty Terry is in the truck driving were you driving
Speaker 3: terry or was somebody else? Dingles driving?
Speaker 10: You're driving, Dingles driving? How can that be?
Speaker 6: No, this is a country kind of thing, of course,
Speaker 6: the kid driving.
Speaker 3: Yeah, trunk, Dingle, Dingles driving. But then the snow starts
Speaker 3: like a white out. Conditions like enough to cancel like
Speaker 3: like enough to cancel snow in New England. School in
Speaker 3: New England, not just the south.
Speaker 10: Hey, hey, how do you how do you roll for
Speaker 10: damage in this game? By the way, there is no.
Speaker 13: All right then we trained for this through there's a
Speaker 13: mession of damage we can do.
Speaker 3: Uh, so we got I need you to as as
Speaker 3: you're driving. Uh, you've decided to make your way back
Speaker 3: to the party.
Speaker 13: I'm driving.
Speaker 3: Well, you're helping Dingle drive by giving steering.
Speaker 13: Yes, Dingle all the way because it's a wide out.
Speaker 13: You know you got here.
Speaker 10: Job here, son, you learn how to drive?
Speaker 3: Oh no, Dingle, Yeah, drives the car, drives the truck
Speaker 3: right into a snowbank off the side of the road.
Speaker 3: I can tell you this is why you are within
Speaker 3: Luckily you are within sight of the barn where the
Speaker 3: town of penn and Baum party is supposed to be happening.
Speaker 13: All right, well, let's let's fine this time, you are
Speaker 13: going to take it out later.
Speaker 6: If you're wondering why my voice is hired because it's
Speaker 6: cold out.
Speaker 13: I understand it. Trust that, I understand.
Speaker 6: Okay, So where we're heading back to the farm? Right?
Speaker 13: No, we are going to well the barn?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, Well usually there.
Speaker 5: Are farms on barns on farms.
Speaker 13: Dad, get your words in the right order.
Speaker 6: Son, I'm sorry, I think I hit my head.
Speaker 13: I think you hit your head. I think you hitting
Speaker 13: my head. Crashing into snow banks and stuff irresponsible to you.
Speaker 6: All right, Well let's go walk into the snow during
Speaker 6: the storm.
Speaker 1: All right, I say we go that way there seems
Speaker 1: to I think there's.
Speaker 13: A light.
Speaker 6: Water rock into the darkness. Is Jack coming along with us?
Speaker 3: Uh? I'm just gonna hang out the bed of the
Speaker 3: truck as you guys.
Speaker 13: Are grab some of that, some of the flashlights and
Speaker 13: stuff from the back.
Speaker 3: You guys are running through the snow. I'm gonna need
Speaker 3: everybody in the snow to make a sweater's check.
Speaker 6: Does that include dingle? Am? I playing dingle?
Speaker 7: Here?
Speaker 3: No? You're not playing dingle.
Speaker 6: Okay, you're rolling for t Andy.
Speaker 13: Okay, it isn't nine. However, it is also a triple
Speaker 13: three plus three.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, double double threes?
Speaker 13: Well, I guess a triple three.
Speaker 3: But yeah, another plot twist in the woods.
Speaker 7: Hypothermia.
Speaker 3: The other plot twist running from the woods. Uh, you'll
Speaker 3: notice Caleb. You'll notice Caleb coming in.
Speaker 13: That's it.
Speaker 3: Yep, you notice Caleb coming in. You sut of a bitch, Terry,
Speaker 3: What are you doing? Letton? What are you doing letting
Speaker 3: all these people out?
Speaker 6: What are you doing with your truck here.
Speaker 3: In the on the side of the road. What the hell?
Speaker 13: Some sometimes you gotta do some roadside carpentry. Man, you
Speaker 13: got that's coming up here?
Speaker 3: We just talked about this. You can't park your truck
Speaker 3: on my property.
Speaker 13: Well, I didn't think you owned the snow bank.
Speaker 3: The snow bank's on my land.
Speaker 14: Yeah, but the snow bank's like ethereal Man, it'll melt
Speaker 14: and then it's like was it ever?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But you're your truck's always leaking oil and other fluids,
Speaker 3: god knows what. Man, You can't be just parking it there.
Speaker 14: Hey, you've been accusing me of leaking fluids for years
Speaker 14: and I'm tired of.
Speaker 13: I will park here for as long as it takes
Speaker 13: My son Stead to dig out of it. Hey, if
Speaker 13: you want, I can like buy you like a sweater
Speaker 13: at the market. Are you not going, Stead?
Speaker 3: Oh no, I'm on my way there. I'm what are
Speaker 3: you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 13: Come on?
Speaker 3: What the hell? Just parking your truck on my property
Speaker 3: and then walking?
Speaker 14: Okay, first off, I know it's the same color and
Speaker 14: I change the plates.
Speaker 13: But this is not my truck?
Speaker 3: Truck? Is it?
Speaker 13: Ferchman? I'm drunk. I can't remember last names. Well, now
Speaker 13: I know you.
Speaker 14: We always had a good relationship with him.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: In in the background, here's gonna see dingle grab a tyre.
Speaker 13: And okay, okay, relationship to getting hit in the head
Speaker 13: with metal.
Speaker 3: We'll be okay, let's be cool. Let's be cool. Let's
Speaker 3: let's let's go to the party. I think they're just
Speaker 3: finishing up. Though you might have missed most of it.
Speaker 13: I don't know. I still hear some I think that's Carol.
Speaker 13: What is that infernal noise? Was that jingle bells rock?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, they got jingle bells rock? There you got
Speaker 3: them again? Man?
Speaker 6: Every day here those bands sucks. Dad.
Speaker 3: Well, we're not a big we're not a very big town.
Speaker 3: We don't have a lot of bands, and yet we
Speaker 3: can have a lot of specifically Christmas music cover bands
Speaker 3: in town. There's there's just the one.
Speaker 14: All right, that's you know what fair o, Hey, how
Speaker 14: about we hold hands and walk over there together?
Speaker 3: Not you Dingle, Well that just sounds great, thank you.
Speaker 3: And then I put my hands on rather than right
Speaker 3: now as you're walking.
Speaker 13: Yes, it's awkward and my hands are freezing, but I your.
Speaker 3: Hands are so warm.
Speaker 13: Oh dang, they feel freezing to me. Oh my.
Speaker 6: Dingle's gonna try to hold hands with chock now, would you?
Speaker 3: Okay, I hold your hand, but you'll know this.
Speaker 10: You're holding a fresh sights But I have it and
Speaker 10: go to the.
Speaker 3: Toys my self.
Speaker 10: Wait, flash or flesh flash lights, flesh leg.
Speaker 13: Smooth away from my child. He's fifteen.
Speaker 3: I had a lot of butter.
Speaker 13: Yes, the smooth as the butter.
Speaker 6: I can't get an actual grip.
Speaker 12: Every time I squeeze, like my hands pop off because
Speaker 12: I keep trying to squeeze her hand.
Speaker 10: Hold hold this cabbage, okay, cab cry into the cabbage boy,
Speaker 10: take a leave and use it.
Speaker 6: As a hanky.
Speaker 13: Yes, go ahead, American.
Speaker 6: You're not going to resell this are you? No, No,
Speaker 6: I'll eat it. It's fine.
Speaker 10: You won't eat the tears of a child.
Speaker 13: I was plowing hours did not question my di.
Speaker 3: Mm hmmm, So what do.
Speaker 10: What do I need to roll to try to get
Speaker 10: caviar into U Chad's drink?
Speaker 3: You know what? Make that's that's uh sweaters sweaters make
Speaker 3: a sweaters check.
Speaker 13: Obviously, no doubles cool.
Speaker 3: You successfully are able to put some cavyr into Chad
Speaker 3: and the Chad money riches uh cocoa. As he is
Speaker 3: on the dance floor trying to get Sandra Bullock to
Speaker 3: dance with him. No, she's above all that ship yeah.
Speaker 10: I Meanwhile, I'm sitting there.
Speaker 13: I don't go.
Speaker 10: I don't care if I'm going to hell.
Speaker 6: That was worth it.
Speaker 3: And then he gets back and he SIPs on the
Speaker 3: coco and she rows it on the ground, shattering the cup.
Speaker 3: I can't believe it. This cocoa is too salt. What
Speaker 3: is this even in the cocoa? Oh? My, at that?
Speaker 3: Come on, we're going come on, babe, we're going back.
Speaker 4: So at this moment, you can tell me if this
Speaker 4: is a hard no. But my thought was that she's
Speaker 4: eating like a cream puff and so is the baker.
Speaker 4: And so she's like, she saw that there's cream on
Speaker 4: her nose, so she liquently vested that. And that's when
Speaker 4: he says, come on, babe, and she'll turn around and
Speaker 4: she'll go, no, Chad, absolutely not you.
Speaker 6: You free to go.
Speaker 4: But it's very clear this is not working. You are
Speaker 4: a man child, and I can't anymore with you.
Speaker 3: Okay, watching, okay, And then he'll look over at Sandra
Speaker 3: Bullet and be like, all right, baby, let's go.
Speaker 8: He clearly doesn't know what side her bread is buttered on.
Speaker 8: I'm coming with you have money rich.
Speaker 3: And and.
Speaker 4: She I just forgot my own name, Charity Charity. Well,
Speaker 4: well we'll look between the two of them and go.
Speaker 4: So it was just a just a casual conversation about
Speaker 4: a book, huh. No, I sucked with.
Speaker 9: Stick, okay, so add that.
Speaker 6: I would like to.
Speaker 4: Have Charity walk up and slap Sandra across the face.
Speaker 3: Okay, because I don't want him, but you don't.
Speaker 4: We didn't even have a conversation. You didn't know if
Speaker 4: he was open to it. You didn't know if he
Speaker 4: was in an open relationship.
Speaker 7: My pep talk plus two to Charity, Uh is just
Speaker 7: sitting there.
Speaker 6: I would I would like to give my best to.
Speaker 10: Yeah, just going oh wow, I walked in and all
Speaker 10: this is happening.
Speaker 6: I afforded.
Speaker 4: But I have a skill called you're too good for them.
Speaker 4: The townsfolks see the way that Chad treats me, and
Speaker 4: they will go out of their way to help me.
Speaker 4: I can ask any n PC to re roll any
Speaker 4: dice roll I've made using their own stats. So who
Speaker 4: looks the strongest? Who did well with sweaters?
Speaker 9: Andy is probably the strongest?
Speaker 3: Okay, so looks like strong Liam. Liam is pretty strong.
Speaker 3: And there's also bakers Carol, Carrol Strong.
Speaker 13: Yeah allie, earlier you said he didn't count first.
Speaker 3: Oh well, no, you're right, you're right. So so we've
Speaker 3: got garyl, We've got Holly, and there's.
Speaker 13: Also sorry, I shouldn't have said that.
Speaker 3: No, that's fine, so sorry Carol.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask Carrol, So can Carol do a sweater check?
Speaker 4: Do I still get the plus two from the pep
Speaker 4: talk a community?
Speaker 3: And I'm not one? You can get romance? So to
Speaker 3: say with your friends, you don't you don't count as
Speaker 3: an NBC. Yeah that's the NBC, all right, So uh
Speaker 3: go ahead, and.
Speaker 4: Oh, do you want me to roll for her?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What's her plus for her sweaters?
Speaker 3: She is a plus two to sweaters.
Speaker 4: That's better. Okay, so that takes my six two and eight.
Speaker 3: Awesome. Awesome. So yeah, you h the town successfully. Everybody
Speaker 3: sees you slaps and your bullet, and the town is
Speaker 3: instantly on your side. Because everybody heard of this entire conversation.
Speaker 6: Douglas and Liam stopped feeding each other cream house.
Speaker 8: Christ, what do I carry you a bunch of slabbering peasants.
Speaker 8: I'm heading back to the big city as soon as
Speaker 8: this blizzard ends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys are because I've told you to leave
Speaker 4: and I've slapped you. So I guess you and Chad
Speaker 4: are gonna go hang out in the snow store.
Speaker 6: So bye, back to my room.
Speaker 12: At the end, is going to go to the barn
Speaker 12: door and he is going to lock the barn to say, no,
Speaker 12: you're stuck here with us.
Speaker 13: That's crazy. This one before.
Speaker 3: Liam's gonna look at it like, okay, guys, it seems
Speaker 3: like things are getting a little out of hand. Uh,
Speaker 3: we are stuck here for the night. We should just
Speaker 3: all find our ways, you know, our own little corners
Speaker 3: or areas to sleep. And we're still going to sleep
Speaker 3: here tonight because nobody can go out in that blizzard.
Speaker 10: I didn't know i'd say, you suggesting energy, bloody French,
Speaker 10: nobody go to this.
Speaker 13: Did you let go of my child when you say that?
Speaker 13: Oh god, it's holding a cabbage.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna suck the cabbage.
Speaker 15: Cabbage, Oh god, the back room to himself with his
Speaker 15: cabbage and just have a nice twin.
Speaker 13: The cabbage having a nice time.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're.
Speaker 6: Make out with the cabbage.
Speaker 13: He can be back there. The cabbage stays here.
Speaker 10: I did say that good cabbage is not that good.
Speaker 7: A terrible topic.
Speaker 13: I don't know. Dangle ear muffs.
Speaker 10: It sounds like a.
Speaker 3: D oh.
Speaker 4: I would like for Charity to approach Sandra and just say,
Speaker 4: for the record, I had to slap you because it's
Speaker 4: like he didn't you didn't even ask. But I hate him,
Speaker 4: so good luck, have fun. He likes the low salt caviar,
Speaker 4: just low salt caviar and chocolate milk, a little sprinkle
Speaker 4: of salt. I'll do whatever you want.
Speaker 9: Goodness, thank you.
Speaker 4: You're welcome. Have a nice eating and two walks away.
Speaker 9: Can I have a nice life?
Speaker 6: Was that dude's died exclusively chocolate, milk and caviar?
Speaker 4: Wait no, but the pizza holes with flaming on in
Speaker 4: them which destroyed, Like it's not you don't work it
Speaker 4: at that point because you're mecro waving it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, m hm oh god. Alright, So everybody, I.
Speaker 6: Was gonna say, Douglas and Liam are gonna go back
Speaker 6: to feed each other cream house.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Douglas and Liam are just feeding each other cream puffs.
Speaker 10: Sigmund is just the most satisfied looking, smug motherfucker right now.
Speaker 3: So the Yeah, So everybody finds a place to stay
Speaker 3: for the night, to hunk her down, and.
Speaker 6: I just don't don't open the cellar that's where he
Speaker 6: keeps That's fine.
Speaker 4: Wait is she still down there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: No, no, lie in here. That's where Martha and I
Speaker 6: used to go.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, well I'll stay away from it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, uh you guys, I'll hook her down for
Speaker 3: the night and in the morning the sun rises and
Speaker 3: you are there. You hear a snow cloud before you
Speaker 3: wake up, and all of the roads are plowed perfectly,
Speaker 3: and they've even plowed the heavy ship that they put
Speaker 3: in front of that usually gets put in front of
Speaker 3: a in front of the driveway. They actually went in
Speaker 3: and plowed away all the heavy stuff. He has to
Speaker 3: worry about that.
Speaker 13: More snow bank.
Speaker 3: And your truck is in a mile of snow.
Speaker 6: Now I'll take care of in spring.
Speaker 3: You know what rolls his eyes?
Speaker 13: Dingle did this? He can dig it out.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna I'm gonna hand Dingle a shovel. Get to work, kid, yep.
Speaker 3: And then Paul, he's gonna be like, oh, they got
Speaker 3: us all cloud out just in time for the gingerbread galaway.
Speaker 6: I'm studying out of plowing, and now we're ready.
Speaker 3: And get him to go.
Speaker 10: God, would you not say it like that?
Speaker 12: Liam and Douglas their hands in each other's back pockets?
Speaker 3: Oh God, all right, So Liam takes his hand out
Speaker 3: of Douglas's mouth.
Speaker 10: Oh wait, no, no, William had his hand in Douglas's
Speaker 10: back pocket, and Douglas had his hand on top of
Speaker 10: his hand in his back pocket.
Speaker 13: This is the custom in our town.
Speaker 3: That's not a sweet. Didn't think I got it. I
Speaker 3: have to help out. He's setting up for the gingerbread galla.
Speaker 3: Uh would the rest of you guys like to help.
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe we will help you.
Speaker 13: Sure, I don't think we've talked yet.
Speaker 3: No, we've definitely talked. We talked at the beginning. Oh right,
Speaker 3: And when I asked about Nichol's mother.
Speaker 10: You know the beginning, you said.
Speaker 6: I don't remember this exchange.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you have so many dead wives, so many hell
Speaker 10: of a town. You want a dead wife?
Speaker 7: I mean I am, in fact dead wife. Doesn't mean
Speaker 7: we're not married anymore.
Speaker 13: The never mind, it does, say to day Liam. Lias
Speaker 13: looks over.
Speaker 3: Liam looks over at Sigmund and like raises his eyebrows
Speaker 3: at him. I mean, all me, I'm not going to
Speaker 3: stand in the way, Sigmund you go into this gingerbread.
Speaker 13: Yellow Later, maybe the way Douglas is gonna real work.
Speaker 3: Oh Douglas, don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, here, this is this whole game is just
Speaker 4: the beginning of a huge polycule.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: He was mentioning an org. You said, no, it's fine.
Speaker 6: You know the Christmas term for it is a holly.
Speaker 10: Are you saying it's a holly poly cule?
Speaker 9: I came back from the kitchen to say, holly yule?
Speaker 16: Okay, right, all right lea, yes, hey what yes, Darry,
Speaker 16: Now that you parted your hair on the other side,
Speaker 16: which is why I didn't recognize you.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I do that.
Speaker 6: Little mess up last night.
Speaker 3: You look whatever my hair?
Speaker 13: Does anful look like my son Dingle?
Speaker 6: Mmm transition in high school?
Speaker 13: Now, my son was brought to me by an elf.
Speaker 14: If you remember, if you Liam, remember our local town's
Speaker 14: lower I remember the.
Speaker 13: Mom did you did you fuck my wife?
Speaker 3: My wife? I mean your wife when when we were together?
Speaker 13: Oh so you okay, Well that's all right, that's fine man, kid,
Speaker 13: I got him?
Speaker 3: Hey, Dingle, which yeah.
Speaker 13: That come on in.
Speaker 6: That's unterest warmer today. Yeah, yeah, what's up?
Speaker 13: Dad? All right? Yeah, you can come in here. Now
Speaker 13: look at this man? Yeah, who's he look like?
Speaker 12: If I know, I haven't seen a mirror in three years, now,
Speaker 12: look in that mirror. Okay, oh ship, there's a mirror here.
Speaker 12: It happens to be we don't.
Speaker 13: It's for the parts that you don't need to know about.
Speaker 13: Now tell me who that looks like?
Speaker 6: Holy shit, he looks like me?
Speaker 3: Or do I look like you?
Speaker 6: How do babies get made that it doesn't really remember?
Speaker 13: The elf?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm starting to think that's bullshit, Dad, I think
Speaker 6: you've been lying to me.
Speaker 13: Well that part was true, but you had to be
Speaker 13: made somewhere else.
Speaker 6: Okay made me Hi? Hi knew dad? Where do babies
Speaker 6: come from?
Speaker 3: I'm vaginas whoa, whoa, there's a lot to say that word.
Speaker 3: It's it's a good word.
Speaker 13: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: Where do Where do people come out of houses?
Speaker 3: The door?
Speaker 7: So they just kind of fall out, you know when
Speaker 7: the door you know, when the doorframe swells when it's hot.
Speaker 7: It's it's like that.
Speaker 3: I would love to hear sit here and talk to
Speaker 3: a child about where babies come from?
Speaker 7: We do we have?
Speaker 3: We have a gingerbread yalla to get ready?
Speaker 13: Of course? Yeah, well we'll talk about this later.
Speaker 5: But is is Carol the baker? Is she coming to
Speaker 5: the gala?
Speaker 3: Well, of course I'm coming. What do you mean do
Speaker 3: you wanna Do you want to ride in my vanda
Speaker 3: the galla?
Speaker 4: I would love to ride in your vanda the gala.
Speaker 3: Awesome. We gotta we gotta stop at the bakery and
Speaker 3: pick up more stuff.
Speaker 17: But okay, will you pick me up at Liam's mom's house,
Speaker 17: at at at Holly's house. I'll have to come down this.
Speaker 4: Just come on in and wait at the base of
Speaker 4: the stairs and then I'll come down then and then
Speaker 4: we'll go.
Speaker 3: Well, do you do you want to ride to Holly's
Speaker 3: house first, because we have to get down into town
Speaker 3: from the barn.
Speaker 4: Sure, how about this? How about you take you to Holly's.
Speaker 4: I'll go up, I'll get changed. You'll wait at the
Speaker 4: base the stairs, and then I'll come down them and
Speaker 4: I'll be all dressed and then we'll go.
Speaker 3: Sure fantastic, will go in exactly what I'm dressed in
Speaker 3: right now? That's fine.
Speaker 5: What do you want to change a half? We look
Speaker 5: like we're the same size. Do you do want to
Speaker 5: borrow a dress?
Speaker 3: I would love to borrow a dress.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you to.
Speaker 3: Like something a little bit more fashionable, Thank you very much.
Speaker 12: Well, I mean I got packing tape and cardboard. God
Speaker 12: damn it, turning into a lizard.
Speaker 10: Going to go around.
Speaker 6: I'm hilarious with love.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry you're going to go dressed as the state
Speaker 10: of Florida art.
Speaker 6: Running back to the sentence.
Speaker 3: All right, so Carol will go start her band to
Speaker 3: warm it up and wait for Jarney. How was it?
Speaker 3: How are others getting back down.
Speaker 6: Uh, Dingle's still digging.
Speaker 3: Out the yeahs, still digging out the truck.
Speaker 6: It's almost Oh, I got my other trunk there you.
Speaker 7: Me and Simon from a moment get the model ty
Speaker 7: up and run and it takes a two hands to
Speaker 7: get that.
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 10: Of course, yes, it's an Hansel. There's nothing to crank.
Speaker 3: It's well, I'll come back there with you. We'll figure
Speaker 3: this out, okay, Bud.
Speaker 10: Simmons it Sybil does the the thing with the yeah,
Speaker 10: we do the.
Speaker 15: Couple, Yeah, the thing where a couple has a full
Speaker 15: conversation in an eye contact.
Speaker 3: We need to talk to him.
Speaker 10: Sick when just this is legally binding until I'm in hell.
Speaker 7: Readjust all of my approaches.
Speaker 13: Will take.
Speaker 3: Liam will take uh, Sigmund. So, so you said she
Speaker 3: said there was a crank.
Speaker 10: She's under the bizarre believes that I own a model
Speaker 10: t is that it is a poored et seul.
Speaker 3: Okay, so there's no crank.
Speaker 10: There is no crank. Okay, how do we start it
Speaker 10: with a key?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 8: She?
Speaker 6: Are you keeping your antique car at my farm?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 10: Who else is going to keep it? We don't have
Speaker 10: a house.
Speaker 3: We're dead.
Speaker 7: We thought here we do have a house, a lovely
Speaker 7: French that has a conversation.
Speaker 3: Bit at the sand cat bit sorry, I'm not here anymore.
Speaker 10: We both have very odd ideas about how you live,
Speaker 10: and neither of us is rocket.
Speaker 6: Head.
Speaker 10: When no one's around, we just vanish and then we
Speaker 10: come back and we think we've been somewhere, so everybody.
Speaker 3: Else is walking good. Liam, Liam gets the gets the car.
Speaker 3: We get the Liam and Sigmund get the car started.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it is a little problematic in the call. It's
Speaker 10: got a carburetor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Liam, Uh, high five Sigmund and the high five
Speaker 3: lingers as they make.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 10: Sigmund is like the hell's this with the high five?
Speaker 10: He's like, okay, is this the thing people do?
Speaker 6: Douglas has been watching all the time.
Speaker 3: God ever since fifty eight people have been high fiving.
Speaker 10: I've been behind the time since sixty nine.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 6: Nice, He used to hide fight me like that, Douglas,
Speaker 6: Douglass Darling.
Speaker 7: That's the reason I stud I just want to be
Speaker 7: might be coming a little strong. I'm southern now, Douglas
Speaker 7: Duffer strong.
Speaker 10: She's on a tour of the Eastern seaboard.
Speaker 13: Very long time.
Speaker 10: I need to tell you about how strong you're coming on.
Speaker 7: Like I can hear all the way across the lad anyway.
Speaker 7: You might be just coming on a tad strong.
Speaker 6: It's just I'm so nervous.
Speaker 7: Of course, of course new love and dorm nothing, you know,
Speaker 7: infatuation is.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna lose my farm. My wife's dead, I'm alone.
Speaker 7: You have your children, you have your friends, and we're
Speaker 7: going to get the money.
Speaker 6: Children haven't talked to me in three years, ever since
Speaker 6: she died.
Speaker 7: She crossed Douglas.
Speaker 6: I didn't mention seven other reindeer.
Speaker 7: Yes, darling, the chutney was in the news.
Speaker 6: No reindeer. What Yeah, trampled by kid by grandkids too.
Speaker 18: Oh boy, I don't even think my pep talks can
Speaker 18: keep going with this. We sell the trees, we'll look
Speaker 18: at the paper trees. Let's go to the gingerbread gala.
Speaker 18: And then you can mingle. You can mingle, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 18: Who is driving the who's driving the car?
Speaker 10: M what theedel?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's driving the edzel?
Speaker 10: Oh that's that segment. You think you think somebody's gonna
Speaker 10: let somebody else drives as.
Speaker 3: You're driving the edgele make a make a sweaters check. Okay,
Speaker 3: because this is an old car and you know, the
Speaker 3: bros are plowed, but it's.
Speaker 10: Still okay, we're a plus one.
Speaker 3: It is four, So I got a sticky dead wife.
Speaker 3: You are able to you drive the car down the
Speaker 3: hill toward town and the brakes give out.
Speaker 10: I'm already dead.
Speaker 13: This is a bear.
Speaker 3: Well and is it Douglas? Are you the are you
Speaker 3: in the car?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, I'll hit you right.
Speaker 10: Oh no, well you did hit your right. You're not
Speaker 10: getting where you're going, but you hit It's.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's Sybil, Sigmund Douglas. And who's the forth? Oh yes, Liam,
Speaker 3: all right, Douglas. I'm gonna need you to make a
Speaker 3: sweaters check.
Speaker 6: Oh boy, all right.
Speaker 10: If Sigmund had second last words, it would be fuck
Speaker 10: you God.
Speaker 6: That is going to be a ten.
Speaker 10: Oh thank god.
Speaker 3: Okay, So you're able to bail out of the car.
Speaker 3: This is one of the cars with like the suicide doors, right, sure,
Speaker 3: why not? So you're able to bail out of the
Speaker 3: car into a snowblank into a snow banks.
Speaker 10: Any technically, any door is a suicide door if you
Speaker 10: try hard.
Speaker 3: Enough, if you know, I mean the ones that opened
Speaker 3: up like backwards.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I know you can if you try hard, awful.
Speaker 3: And uh you you go, you go crashing into town
Speaker 3: and you you hit a lot of the poles with
Speaker 3: the reads on that. Douglas edwarked so hard on you.
Speaker 10: Here's here's here's a question. Who's the biggest asshole in town?
Speaker 10: You now, okay, you've been the entire time, bro, Besides,
Speaker 10: who's who's the biggest living asshole in town?
Speaker 6: Chat?
Speaker 3: Actually?
Speaker 10: Who Caleb?
Speaker 3: Let's say Chad. Chad is right now, but Chad's not
Speaker 3: like a town.
Speaker 10: Yeah, don't get me started. Does he? Does Galeb have
Speaker 10: a business?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 3: Yes, mind is okay? Caleb is the town mechanic.
Speaker 10: Good news. I'm heading toward the mechanics to work on
Speaker 10: getting to work on the brakes.
Speaker 13: I'm glad I didn't get the mechanics to move the truck.
Speaker 7: Thinkman, you were able to maneuver Tansa. You can't handle
Speaker 7: this fucking little.
Speaker 12: Top just fucking dragula screaming through town with a ghast
Speaker 12: driving it.
Speaker 3: Liam Liam steps out unfazed.
Speaker 10: He's just used to this ship.
Speaker 3: But now he's like like James Bond, where he just
Speaker 3: kind of dusts off his shirt and he.
Speaker 6: Did it so handsomely.
Speaker 10: Ye, Sickmund just I should have learned to teleport, didn't
Speaker 10: take that skill.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 10: You're not here, so.
Speaker 3: So back at Holly's charity. You have You've been able
Speaker 3: to do your makeup and help out, uh Carol with
Speaker 3: her on the dress, and she is outside by the
Speaker 3: vand waiting for you to come out.
Speaker 5: No, she has to come down.
Speaker 4: She has to be waiting at the foot of the stairs.
Speaker 3: She's at the foot of the stairs with the ban
Speaker 3: is part.
Speaker 4: Like, okay, I'm just making sure I walk.
Speaker 5: I'm just making sure.
Speaker 4: So Also, her dress is like a deep revel of
Speaker 4: green and minds a deeper and be red, and it's
Speaker 4: sins at the waist with a gold bow. And I
Speaker 4: have a gold bow in my hair, and my nails
Speaker 4: are magically done, and my makeup is flawless. And I
Speaker 4: walk down the stairs. The first thing she sees is
Speaker 4: my hand as my hand starts to go down the banister.
Speaker 4: And then when I'm stopping, I stop in the middle
Speaker 4: and wait for a reaction.
Speaker 3: But she looks at you. Magic sparkles just appear in
Speaker 3: her eyes. She is so excited to see you. She
Speaker 3: thinks you are the most radiant thing that you ever
Speaker 3: walked downstairs.
Speaker 4: Fantastic because exactly what I was going for. And I
Speaker 4: think she's the most radiant thing to ever be at
Speaker 4: the base of the stairs. So I continue down the
Speaker 4: rest of the stairs and I put on a white
Speaker 4: caplet to form, and I notice she doesn't have anything
Speaker 4: on over her gorgeous gowns. So I say, I have
Speaker 4: a second one kept may I and I go to
Speaker 4: wrap it around her, and I pay a little boat
Speaker 4: and then I go, boo on the nose.
Speaker 14: This is great, we do.
Speaker 4: We are quite a match artfully and then we are adorable.
Speaker 4: And then I'll offer her in my arm and say shall.
Speaker 3: We She'll take your arm and open up the door
Speaker 3: to the bakery. Van love it, and you guys drive
Speaker 3: off to the bakery to grab more baked goods for
Speaker 3: the gingerbread dalla.
Speaker 4: I also want to ask her if there is a
Speaker 4: veterinary clinic in town and if they need a new
Speaker 4: veterinarian casually.
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually no, well Winter was just thinking about retiring, actually,
Speaker 3: doctor Winter, and she's the town veterinarian. She could definitely
Speaker 3: use somebody to take over for her, but nobody here
Speaker 3: ever goes to college, so we don't have another person
Speaker 3: to be a veterinarian.
Speaker 12: As the tube you are driving, I feel like you
Speaker 12: would see a sign that says apartment for rent affordables.
Speaker 4: And then and then a dog, a dog down the
Speaker 4: road that's just sitting there looking all sad with attack
Speaker 4: that said I was left out here by myself. Please
Speaker 4: take me. And then I'm just a family with a
Speaker 4: dog and a cat.
Speaker 3: This was a bakery van, not a U haul, But
Speaker 3: yet I come a bedroom there. Well, we have to
Speaker 3: get going to the UH to the Galla. Luckily we
Speaker 3: were able to make sure that all of the gingerbread
Speaker 3: houses in there were good shape, good condition, and Liam's
Speaker 3: gonna be able to look at them and we're gonna
Speaker 3: have some people judge them. You were able to get
Speaker 3: one in there, right, I did.
Speaker 4: You went Victorian Gothic? Oh yeah, it's it's I mean,
Speaker 4: I I like I like to decorate. I'm not the
Speaker 4: best baker, but I'll decorate anything.
Speaker 3: Oh I'll bake anything, very vitch you will.
Speaker 6: Folks are in the nose.
Speaker 10: The only gingerbread house with flying buttresses.
Speaker 3: So you guys, I'll get to the ginger Gingerbread gala.
Speaker 3: And it's it's set up like beautifully. Each gingerbread house
Speaker 3: kind of has its own table with a little blurb
Speaker 3: written about it. Oh, Charity, you should you should open
Speaker 3: up that present I got here.
Speaker 5: I thought that was for after the gala?
Speaker 4: Is it for now?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean you can open up for whatever. I guess.
Speaker 4: No, you don't.
Speaker 3: Just told me to.
Speaker 13: I will.
Speaker 4: I'll be like, yeah, I had it right here sitting
Speaker 4: next to me, just waiting. So I'll tear into this,
Speaker 4: into this present, and what is it?
Speaker 3: And inside you see like a jar with a like
Speaker 3: an elastic cloth over it.
Speaker 4: It's starter.
Speaker 3: Inside there's like a jello Jelowisa, this is a starter.
Speaker 3: I figured could we could bake together. It's a sour
Speaker 3: dough starter.
Speaker 5: Oh, do they have a name?
Speaker 3: Well, I figured we could come up with a name together.
Speaker 4: We shouldn't they move together? That makes perfect? Said okay,
Speaker 4: what about what about snowflake.
Speaker 3: Snow That's the perfect name for a sourdoughs starter.
Speaker 6: Jesus, I.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. I don't have anything for you
Speaker 4: because none of my stuff is here, but I'll make
Speaker 4: bread with you.
Speaker 3: Oh I would love to make friend with you.
Speaker 5: You've known each other twelve hours, but it feels like
Speaker 5: it's been a lifetime.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give up my entire life in the big
Speaker 4: city and move here.
Speaker 7: If you'll have me.
Speaker 3: As you're saying this, Liam comes in, Hey, we got stuff,
Speaker 3: And there's just a bunch of people behind them bringing
Speaker 3: la different decorations and things, and and you guys are
Speaker 3: just there having a moment holding hand Carol and Charity.
Speaker 6: H Douglas. He wants to pull Liam aside for a moment.
Speaker 3: Douglas Douglas, Uh, can this be quick? We have a
Speaker 3: lot of work to do.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm having a moment right now anyway, So you
Speaker 4: guys don't have yours.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, absolutely. Look, I just I know that I've
Speaker 6: been coming on strong. It's been a real holidays.
Speaker 12: Yes, I just I wanted to let you know that,
Speaker 12: like I think you've really helped me out this holiday,
Speaker 12: and like I I want you to know that.
Speaker 6: How do you feel about me? Is fine?
Speaker 12: But I just wanted to give you these Christmas shoes
Speaker 12: if you're ever if you ever come back to out,
Speaker 12: you can always look me up at the farm. I'm
Speaker 12: sure things are going to work out.
Speaker 6: I appreciate your help. But I know that I came
Speaker 6: on while I'm strong, and I apologize. It's just it's
Speaker 6: been relief. It's been a rough Christmas. But I thank
Speaker 6: you for everything.
Speaker 3: Oh, thank you so much, Thank you so much, Douglas.
Speaker 3: These are the perfect Christmas shoes.
Speaker 6: Yeah, every bit as awkward as it would be in
Speaker 6: real life.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I will do with them, considering
Speaker 3: all I'm already wearing shoes. Thank you mean a lot.
Speaker 6: See him in the garbage later.
Speaker 4: You're in the donation pilot Salvation Army.
Speaker 3: I feel pretty I feel pretty low that I robbed
Speaker 3: you a chance of getting another present. But these Christmas
Speaker 3: shoes are perfect. I just I thank you.
Speaker 6: And then Douglas is gonna go turn around and walk
Speaker 6: off into the seat.
Speaker 3: Into the sea. Douglas the landlocked states.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be a long walk. It's Christmas. You have
Speaker 6: to have a suicide looks there.
Speaker 7: I'm just.
Speaker 3: Douglas. Douglas. Wait and he'll just He'll give you a.
Speaker 10: Thanks here, now go down.
Speaker 12: Maybe I'll see you next Christmas. And you what we
Speaker 12: also do is we need to cut to the barn
Speaker 12: where the barn is on fire. Because of all the
Speaker 12: plastic and elument trees.
Speaker 6: I'm leaving something for my kids.
Speaker 10: Oh god, we.
Speaker 3: Have gingerbread houses.
Speaker 6: Judge already. I know that your home is burning, your
Speaker 6: very life is burning. But bread, Oh no, nobody, nobody
Speaker 6: knows this except for for Douglas. This is a smash
Speaker 6: cut to what he's actually doing. Yeah, I'm not sure
Speaker 6: I will.
Speaker 12: I'll judge some you know, life has judged me. It's
Speaker 12: it's at least fair that I get to judge some
Speaker 12: some gingerbread.
Speaker 10: Jesus Christ, all.
Speaker 3: Right, let's go. Come on, let's let's go and judge
Speaker 3: some gingerbread houses.
Speaker 6: To get Yeah. Sure, Oh my going back in my pocket.
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: Let's let's look at Let's get the rest of the
Speaker 3: team together.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Who are the judges, by the way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's me and Sybil.
Speaker 6: I believe I'm one of the judges as well, and.
Speaker 3: Now you, Douglas. We are three judges judging the gingerbread house.
Speaker 10: Judges several blocks away. You fixed the brakes the first time,
Speaker 10: you bastard.
Speaker 13: Hey, uh yosh, Caleb.
Speaker 7: Terry, finally you made it.
Speaker 3: He sucks, but he does good work. Hey, now we see.
Speaker 12: Guess are Chattel Center like gone for good? Or are
Speaker 12: they like are they snowed in in around the town.
Speaker 6: Center?
Speaker 3: Are you? Are you coming to the Gingerbread Gala? Uh?
Speaker 8: Yes, I'm here because I can't get a helicopter out
Speaker 8: of town until tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So you guys enter, enter the Gingerbread Gala, and there
Speaker 3: are I guess a judge. Oh God, can we have
Speaker 3: judge to be a judge? Yep, yep.
Speaker 13: I will be honored.
Speaker 8: It's my life's calling to judge people's inferior products.
Speaker 6: Jesus fuck, I like you.
Speaker 13: Hear you talk them?
Speaker 6: What I think about getting you?
Speaker 3: For real?
Speaker 13: I'm gonna have that. What's going on? Everyone?
Speaker 3: So? So the first one you come up to is
Speaker 3: was actually created by Carol the Baker and it's it's
Speaker 3: an a frame house with a chimney, uh, with like
Speaker 3: peppermin Pepperman's cut in half to be like the shutters
Speaker 3: over the windows. And then the second one is you
Speaker 3: see a couple, uh, And then you come up to
Speaker 3: Charity's charity. Could you describe your gingerbread house?
Speaker 4: I would love you?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: So it is a Victorian Gothic two story home with
Speaker 4: a a front window that does like one of the
Speaker 4: hex sagonal, is that what that word is?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: The front window and the windows are made of glass,
Speaker 4: so they're there. They're sugar glass windows. It's decorated very sparingly,
Speaker 4: light delicate pipework. There is a wreath that, if we're
Speaker 4: being honest, is a little off center. But she was
Speaker 4: trying to get with somebody else at that time, so
Speaker 4: she just let it be off center. There is a
Speaker 4: couple of mini marshmallow snowman and the whole thing is
Speaker 4: dusted with a light dusting of powdered sugar so it
Speaker 4: looks like it's snow.
Speaker 6: The mausoleum is a nice touch.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: There is a graveyard off to the side with a
Speaker 4: mausoleum as well, and one of the graves says, but.
Speaker 7: I do love that in the historic Victorian Christmas time,
Speaker 7: I mean, it was all about ghost stories and I
Speaker 7: can see you put little titles on the gravestones.
Speaker 3: That's so creative. I do like that.
Speaker 7: But I do agree about the wreath, but that's a
Speaker 7: mine of flaw. I'm thothered again.
Speaker 12: Well, as someone who has been working with wreaths these
Speaker 12: past couple of weeks because I don't have Christmas trees
Speaker 12: at my farm anymore. I am going to have Dani
Speaker 12: on the quality of the reef placement, because as you saw,
Speaker 12: I did all the reefs over town.
Speaker 6: So unfortunately that's going to bring your point down. You're
Speaker 6: gonna lose a point. I'm so sorry. It seems cruel
Speaker 6: long Christmas, but it is a cruel Christmas for many people.
Speaker 4: Glare Liam and I say, I hope you're happy.
Speaker 6: Not out of ten, I give it a six.
Speaker 9: I suppose for originality.
Speaker 7: Nine point eight. I feel like I haven't seen something
Speaker 7: like this before.
Speaker 3: I mean, the two is the reef since you were alive,
Speaker 3: nothing like that.
Speaker 10: I think what you mean is it's been whoa.
Speaker 7: The eighth phrase. No no, But I love the frame.
Speaker 7: I think it's lovely. The Wayne Scotting in there is
Speaker 7: so beautiful.
Speaker 6: I do have to admit the A frame is nice.
Speaker 6: It looks like it's not broken home.
Speaker 12: So again, it seems like it'd be very cozy for
Speaker 12: the holidays, and I hope the people are able to
Speaker 12: find their their coziness and just kind of stare at me.
Speaker 9: I want to hear what Dingle has to say. He's
Speaker 9: the resident child.
Speaker 13: All right, dingle, step on up. What you got to
Speaker 13: think about this one?
Speaker 6: Can I eat them? You can't wait?
Speaker 13: Can we eat them? Shaking their head.
Speaker 3: Like after after the after the party? We can?
Speaker 13: Okay, you can eat it after now when you think Waynscott, you.
Speaker 6: Can kind of look it.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about right now.
Speaker 13: What do you think about the roof?
Speaker 6: I mean it's better in our roof at home.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've been telling you all above my bed.
Speaker 14: I told you start your own roof income and you
Speaker 14: call it dingles shingles and fix that for me.
Speaker 13: If you won't do anything, I say.
Speaker 6: Oh, you won't teach me, Dad, I gotta teach you everything.
Speaker 6: I want to say, I learned it from you, but
Speaker 6: I don't have that opportunity.
Speaker 13: You know, let Liam teach you my real dad.
Speaker 14: I'm more and more sure of that every day, every minute,
Speaker 14: to build a roof every day, because yesterday I was
Speaker 14: at a zero and now I'm at like a ninety.
Speaker 6: I mean they're ginger. Bread houses are nice looking.
Speaker 3: I want them.
Speaker 6: Oh so yeah, I'm gonna give them.
Speaker 2: Eat you.
Speaker 6: You know what the them have a time.
Speaker 14: Yes, okay, you know what you do when they go on,
Speaker 14: when they start judging the next one, you take a
Speaker 14: little food off this one when they're not looking.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, that's what I think. That's the best that
Speaker 6: you've ever taught me. Fake Dad.
Speaker 13: Hey, you're welcome.
Speaker 6: Dad.
Speaker 13: You can you can call me Terry.
Speaker 6: Oh, you feel so much closer to you, Terry.
Speaker 14: I'm still gonna call your son occasionally like an old guy,
Speaker 14: because I know I'm yep, that's why.
Speaker 13: Not, because I'm forgetful. That's your name.
Speaker 3: It's important to remember, even though I might be your
Speaker 3: by a lot. Terry erased you not very well.
Speaker 13: That Yeah, I hardly tried.
Speaker 3: I won't lie, but he was Therefore I wasn't there
Speaker 3: for you, but the last your whole life is.
Speaker 6: But you're here now and that's the important thing. And
Speaker 6: you're never gonna leave me.
Speaker 3: What do you What do you think about me and
Speaker 3: your me and your dad breaking you together?
Speaker 6: Double dads?
Speaker 10: Yeah, double their own dads.
Speaker 13: You're gonna ask you what he thinks about that?
Speaker 3: Not me?
Speaker 13: When I think about that, you know what.
Speaker 6: I would, ary, What do you?
Speaker 3: What do you think about double dads?
Speaker 13: I think it's a great idea. I think it's fantastic.
Speaker 14: Ever since you said it, all I can think about
Speaker 14: is the T shirt. I'm gonna have a cool T shirt.
Speaker 14: It's gonna say double dads. You're gonna have a match
Speaker 14: and one. We'll do jewelry. We'll do a little uh,
Speaker 14: we'll do anklets. We'll do anklets because not everyone does ankles.
Speaker 14: Imagine stuff, yes.
Speaker 6: Or or Liam and I each get an I'm with
Speaker 6: stupid shirt and then we put you in the middle.
Speaker 6: I don't and you can just be stupid.
Speaker 13: I love it. I love it. I don't understand it.
Speaker 13: I don't understand it.
Speaker 6: Do what you're being cooked by your own son.
Speaker 13: But the language.
Speaker 12: The only animal I'm interested in is these gingerbread houses
Speaker 12: because they're annable.
Speaker 13: Yeah, they sure are. Now you wait there, because like
Speaker 13: I said.
Speaker 6: You wait, yeah, that's your piece.
Speaker 13: So grab a grapestone, Mary, grab me the chad one,
Speaker 13: Grab me the chad one.
Speaker 3: Mayor Mary like things things are spoon on the glass
Speaker 3: like okay, uh. The judges are in and the winner
Speaker 3: is our guest, our newest member, our newest friend. Charity.
Speaker 3: Yeah Haerald gives gives you just a big hug Charity.
Speaker 4: Okay, I am going to give her kiss on the cheek, and.
Speaker 3: Then she grabs you by the by the cheeks, it
Speaker 3: centers you, gives you a big old kiss.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I get there.
Speaker 13: Yeah yeah, so then you're not allowed to watch this yet.
Speaker 13: So windows.
Speaker 10: I don't know if we believe this kind of thing yet, son.
Speaker 13: But I've just tided. Although I'm very cool with being codead,
Speaker 13: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 7: We're very open minded here of all of the lifestyle.
Speaker 13: I still figuring it out. You'll take it.
Speaker 6: Douglas has already walked out of the community center.
Speaker 3: Liam Douglas, Wait.
Speaker 10: You're the only option I've got.
Speaker 6: Are we thinking? Three dads?
Speaker 3: Three? What are you you?
Speaker 6: I was going to go kill myself because my life
Speaker 6: is over.
Speaker 3: No, Douglas, show me that. Come joined Terry and me.
Speaker 3: We'll be triple dads.
Speaker 6: That is the greatest one I've ever heard.
Speaker 4: That's how all relationships should start with pity.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yep, healthy, Yeah, that's always that's always work for me.
Speaker 13: Before my kid already knows how to drive your truck.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, exactly, you know I will. In fact, he
Speaker 6: will inherit it when I die.
Speaker 10: God, wow, in twenty minutes.
Speaker 13: All right, this guy finished digging.
Speaker 6: It out though.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, I'm glad. I we agree on the discipline.
Speaker 6: That's step one, you know, and that that's an important
Speaker 6: part of a new family.
Speaker 13: Yep, which we just started. All right, Well, I'm happy.
Speaker 3: Limb will so Liam will come in and bring Terry
Speaker 3: and Douglas together and just do like a big old
Speaker 3: triple speak.
Speaker 13: Yeah, oh my, I Dingle don't watch this one either.
Speaker 6: I'm kind I'm curious about this.
Speaker 10: Somewhere off in the distance segment. You're going to fix
Speaker 10: these breaks and I'm going to destroy you.
Speaker 4: And then.
Speaker 3: Chad money Rich Chad money Ridge walks up to walks up.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you would do this to me.
Speaker 4: Cherry, you had another woman's mouth on your cock.
Speaker 13: What are you talking about?
Speaker 12: Pinkle's gonna approach the tired iron from earlier chat in
Speaker 12: the back of the knee.
Speaker 7: Him old ghost of cricket pack.
Speaker 3: Sweater check you can do make a sweater check?
Speaker 6: Who's making the sweater check?
Speaker 3: Check the persons? I guess Dingle's out of character. Isn't
Speaker 3: that a sweater.
Speaker 13: Have on the Oh?
Speaker 6: There you god?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, so it's negative one sweaters though, if that's
Speaker 13: the operative.
Speaker 3: Okay, make a sweaters check.
Speaker 10: Oh god, oh god, it's so tense. Who's rolling Andy? Oh,
Speaker 10: I'm rolling your son?
Speaker 19: Okay, with your responsibility with not anymore well, responsibility under
Speaker 19: a third if I can't, uh, that is a five.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it doesn't really hurt. That doesn't really.
Speaker 4: I mean, think about who Chad money Rich is.
Speaker 7: I give my last pep talk to dangle. Nasty nasty
Speaker 7: man making it.
Speaker 9: Just abusing, Chad money Rich putting cavi on his bring.
Speaker 4: Often do we get to beat up a capitalists?
Speaker 6: We have the town square yet for the guillotine.
Speaker 10: Yeah, the cookie.
Speaker 13: There's gun drops in.
Speaker 3: Like around it. Chad money Rich's knees bend as he
Speaker 3: falls onto the ground. He's hurt, and everybody cheers yay,
Speaker 3: decked and vows of holly.
Speaker 6: Look, everybody get their cross room.
Speaker 3: There's the blade of the Yeah, the blade of the
Speaker 3: guillotine has risen with jingle bells. You can hear the
Speaker 3: large jingle bells of the guillotine.
Speaker 6: Yes, I believe you're the master of the ceremony.
Speaker 10: Here and go wait wait, wait, I need to see this.
Speaker 13: Okay, hold his head, hold his head.
Speaker 8: Steve Helicopter finally got here and she pieces the funk
Speaker 8: out up Doug.
Speaker 6: So, so, Doug, let's gonna have to do a sweater
Speaker 6: check to see if you can hold down chat.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna do that now, and then yeah, make
Speaker 3: a make a sweater check. That is a seven, A seven,
Speaker 3: I give him, I give him a bit hook this
Speaker 3: plus two? Yes, okay, so nine, you're able to do it.
Speaker 3: The wind from the helicopter landing is blowing everybody's hair
Speaker 3: and making it look all weird. Dingle light the effigy
Speaker 3: and they they they shout down through like their megaphone,
Speaker 3: like we can't, we can't, we can't, planned and they
Speaker 3: drop a rope ladder for Sandra Bullock to climb up.
Speaker 8: Someone get the capitalist cramble up the ladder, and she
Speaker 8: tells the helicopter operator, get me the funk out of this.
Speaker 9: Hold on little my hole.
Speaker 3: Make a make a sweater check.
Speaker 10: You're batman eighty out.
Speaker 3: It's hard to climb out of it.
Speaker 6: It's like Christmas is gone, she crost or whatever.
Speaker 9: I got six and a one and a seven. And
Speaker 9: then my sweaters are I think plus one.
Speaker 6: Hang out, I lost it.
Speaker 9: My sweaters are plus one.
Speaker 3: So yeah, okay so you are able to make your
Speaker 3: way up the rope ladder as the helicopter is flying
Speaker 3: up and away nineteen eighty nine joker style.
Speaker 10: I am debating. I am debating on whether Sigmund is
Speaker 10: going to sabotage the helicopter using ghost magic.
Speaker 6: Perfect Christmas ending to this, there was any time.
Speaker 10: To do it, I'm gonna try it.
Speaker 7: That's my husband, just so you know.
Speaker 4: Did did the team drop on Chad's is Chad's head
Speaker 4: removed from his watching.
Speaker 13: Spid head?
Speaker 3: The jingle bells let out as the guillotine's blade falls
Speaker 3: onto chad rich money.
Speaker 4: Okay, I have a thing I want to add after
Speaker 4: the ghost magic, I got an eleven to sabotage the chopper.
Speaker 3: Did you roll doubles at all?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 10: It was a four and a three, and then I
Speaker 10: got plus four to my cheer. Cheer because ghost magic.
Speaker 3: All right. So as the jingle bell as a jingle
Speaker 3: bell blade of the money riches, and the helicopter carrying
Speaker 3: Sandra Bullock crashes right into the.
Speaker 6: Douglas, get out of the way, killing all of us.
Speaker 3: Douglas, make it and make us Winter's Check because it's.
Speaker 13: You want to.
Speaker 9: And the bulk is still on the top ron of
Speaker 9: the water and screams.
Speaker 6: Out, I wish I had worked for.
Speaker 3: You are able to get out of the way with
Speaker 3: you first or second? Okay, okay, can I.
Speaker 4: Head cannon something and you feel for you shoot the town.
Speaker 4: But I think it would be so perfect if so
Speaker 4: if the guillotine was in the town center and there
Speaker 4: were grooves along the town center in the shape of
Speaker 4: a Christmas tree or like or some kind of Christmas thing,
Speaker 4: and the blood fills the grooves. Christmas our sacrifice for
Speaker 4: the year, So for the next year, the Christmas Christmas
Speaker 4: trees will grow, will be good. We've we've made our
Speaker 4: sacrifice of capitalism.
Speaker 6: Yeah sacrifice.
Speaker 10: Yes, yes, we are blessed by the great old ones
Speaker 10: field Man.
Speaker 7: The towns.
Speaker 6: We keep putting our hands on each other's hands.
Speaker 4: It's extra creamy this.
Speaker 3: Year. It works for two years because it was two
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 7: Extra bountiful this year.
Speaker 10: Yeah town, Okay, I don't know, Okay, I've got one
Speaker 10: more year. I've got one more little head cannon here
Speaker 10: that if this is the thing that gets Sigmund out
Speaker 10: of the physical world as he fades, you just hear,
Speaker 10: Oh God, I see demons.
Speaker 3: Everybody meaning of Christmas is the death of capitalism.
Speaker 2: We would like to thank everybody so much for listening,
Speaker 2: tuning in, and generally enjoying hopefully this two part Christmas
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Speaker 2: you can find out who actually won Christmas this year.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for the Spooky dice Bag team,
Speaker 2: and I hope you have a happy holiday, happy New Year,
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