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Speaker 2: Chief Booker Hodges of the Bloomington, Minnesota Police Department took
Speaker 2: to social media to alert the public about a little
Speaker 2: known well you've heard the word before, You've heard this
Speaker 2: happening before, but you usually don't see it occurring in
Speaker 2: a city dwelling situation.
Speaker 1: As the police chief said, what is he talking to?
Speaker 1: Are you're talking about? They busted a woman for rustling
Speaker 1: sheep a.
Speaker 3: Report of a man and woman walking a dog and
Speaker 3: a sheep. The woman who was confronted originally said that
Speaker 3: she had purchased the sheep.
Speaker 2: That turned out not to be true.
Speaker 3: What actually happened was she went to the farm and
Speaker 3: drug the sheep out of the farm. She almost choked
Speaker 3: the sheep out. So you can't rustle people's livestock in Bloomington.
Speaker 2: They got him.
Speaker 1: They got a log, crazy busy stuff going on there.
Speaker 1: Huh her mugshots. She's pretty shot out, man. You turn
Speaker 1: on the news here every morning and every morning now.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately it seems like there's a shooting in the overnight.
Speaker 1: I'll take sheep rustling over that exactly.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: They got heavy news days there. Sheep rustling do you
Speaker 1: have her mugshot?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Here it is. Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So they're out walking her dog, and hey, let's
Speaker 2: go get us a sheep.
Speaker 1: Pretty soon after we walk it a few times, we
Speaker 1: can shave that thing down and make a coat out
Speaker 1: of it. That was a bad decision. Sorry, you know
Speaker 1: that cheese had to come.
Speaker 2: Speaking of bad decisions, a doctor in the UK has
Speaker 2: learned his fate.
Speaker 1: After wait, wait, back to the sheep. If you could
Speaker 1: have a sheep or a pig, which would it be
Speaker 1: as a pet? What size pig? Just you know, the
Speaker 1: little baby, cute little belly pig. Yeah. Oh, I'd take
Speaker 1: a pot belly pig over a sheep too, although although
Speaker 1: you could probably just put the sheep out in the yard.
Speaker 1: Take care of the You need all your grass right
Speaker 1: exactly quick. The grass grows here during the summer, you
Speaker 1: have winter months. I mean, you'd have no yard. What
Speaker 1: I'm thinking is if you had the pig. Remember when
Speaker 1: I when we got teddy, when my wife got teddy,
Speaker 1: I said, were kids, we're getting a pig. And then
Speaker 1: all the listeners warned me if I got one of
Speaker 1: those cute little pigs that are like the size of
Speaker 1: a piggy bank that a lot of times people that
Speaker 1: sell those would sell you one that turns into a
Speaker 1: six hundred pounder, and then I'd have a six hundred
Speaker 1: pound pig roaming around and your kids are emotionally attached
Speaker 1: to it. In Maitland, you know, I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up with your pig, dude? But that would be cool.
Speaker 1: You know what a head turner that would be walking pig, right.
Speaker 2: It still want to be the head turner that these
Speaker 2: people who lived across the street from us growing up
Speaker 2: had for a while a lion, which the city didn't
Speaker 2: put up with that very long. They suddenly moved figured, yeah,
Speaker 2: can't be having a lion.
Speaker 1: All right, We're not in a residential setting in most cases,
Speaker 1: so we're both on the same page. Pig got it.
Speaker 2: Doctor in the UK has learned his fate. He's basically
Speaker 2: had his doctor and license removed after well, I guess
Speaker 2: this was the final two straws. This guy has a
Speaker 2: long colorful past, but the final two things that this
Speaker 2: doctor did got him brought up in front of the
Speaker 2: medical board there. Well, he urinated in a hospital sink
Speaker 2: had to go. Yeah that moments after telling a female patient,
Speaker 2: a forty two year old female patient, that she needed
Speaker 2: to see TE scan to quote see if she's had
Speaker 2: a brain. He said that to a patient Pete in
Speaker 2: the hospital scene.
Speaker 1: Ye, I mean he can. He can if he goes
Speaker 1: to court, any loyal will get him off.
Speaker 2: Just say he had a mental breakdow. He is that
Speaker 2: his it's he lost his deal. Medical board is his court.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just he needs to go back to that
Speaker 1: medical board.
Speaker 2: I want you all to stop and think about this
Speaker 2: for a second. Yeah, you're at your annual physical Yep,
Speaker 2: you're in the cup, you draw some blood, you're in
Speaker 2: the exam room and the doctors hang on just a second.
Speaker 2: Turns around and did he get the glove ready for me?
Speaker 2: I think he's peeing. Excuse me, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2: You don't want me to go all the way down
Speaker 2: the hall, do you? Doctor Hogan? Are you now open?
Speaker 2: And say ah, no, thank you.
Speaker 1: That's right after he tells you that you need to
Speaker 1: see tea scam because you don't have a brain. Yes.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Uh. Giselle Buncheon is in the news. She says it
Speaker 1: back with the yoga guy or whatever.
Speaker 2: Of course, the ex wife of one Tom Brady Are
Speaker 2: you talking about the the jiu jitsu instructor Joaquin Valente,
Speaker 2: who she claims she's not dating. Is that who's is she?
Speaker 2: Is he in this story? Well, she's carrying his child.
Speaker 4: Uh huh. All he's got a little jiu jitsu and
Speaker 4: her more on this story on the j r. Facebook page. Yes,
Speaker 4: she was spotted in Miami over the weekend. Get the
Speaker 4: little baby bump going.
Speaker 1: Nassy the picture because I see a big picture. But God,
Speaker 1: she's rad Yeah her Tom Brady, I gotta, I gotta
Speaker 1: give him this man, he may be. You know, something's
Speaker 1: weird about him. I think he might be kind of alien.
Speaker 1: Have you decided if you like him as a color
Speaker 1: analyst or not. I haven't really heard him because all
Speaker 1: I watch his Red Zone, But I I have to
Speaker 1: give him credit whether he's again for the record when
Speaker 1: it comes out. I think he's an alien and that's
Speaker 1: how he went all the Super Bowls, and you know
Speaker 1: there's like aliens amongst us. Sure, yes, he's got I
Speaker 1: gotta give him credit. In the wife division, you knew
Speaker 1: who his other His other wife was from Blue Bloods,
Speaker 1: Shannon or Moynahan or whatever her name is. The sister
Speaker 1: on Blue Bloods. Giselle was his second wife. Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: I'm ninety nine point nine percent sure he was married
Speaker 1: to that that moynihan or whatever.
Speaker 2: You know which one I'm talking to you. I'm completely
Speaker 2: lost on this. I'll take you at your word.
Speaker 1: Sorry, microphone hit me in the mouth again.
Speaker 2: That's a job hazard there, j Willian a file for disability.
Speaker 1: No, I can't even look it up in time. But
Speaker 1: moyn a han moynah hand. Now it's just some old
Speaker 1: man comes up that really didn't work out. It looks
Speaker 1: like a doctor to be peen and the sink to
Speaker 1: be honest, and there's scalpels.
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