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<v Speaker 2>Chief Booker Hodges of the Bloomington, Minnesota Police Department took

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<v Speaker 2>to social media to alert the public about a little

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<v Speaker 2>known well you've heard the word before, You've heard this

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<v Speaker 2>happening before, but you usually don't see it occurring in

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<v Speaker 2>a city dwelling situation.

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<v Speaker 1>As the police chief said, what is he talking to?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you're talking about? They busted a woman for rustling

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<v Speaker 1>sheep a.

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<v Speaker 3>Report of a man and woman walking a dog and

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<v Speaker 3>a sheep. The woman who was confronted originally said that

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<v Speaker 3>she had purchased the sheep.

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<v Speaker 2>That turned out not to be true.

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<v Speaker 3>What actually happened was she went to the farm and

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<v Speaker 3>drug the sheep out of the farm. She almost choked

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<v Speaker 3>the sheep out. So you can't rustle people's livestock in Bloomington.

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<v Speaker 2>They got him.

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<v Speaker 1>They got a log, crazy busy stuff going on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Huh her mugshots. She's pretty shot out, man. You turn

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<v Speaker 1>on the news here every morning and every morning now.

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<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately it seems like there's a shooting in the overnight.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take sheep rustling over that exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>They got heavy news days there. Sheep rustling do you

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<v Speaker 1>have her mugshot?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Here it is. Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So they're out walking her dog, and hey, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go get us a sheep.

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty soon after we walk it a few times, we

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<v Speaker 1>can shave that thing down and make a coat out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. That was a bad decision. Sorry, you know

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<v Speaker 1>that cheese had to come.

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<v Speaker 2>Speaking of bad decisions, a doctor in the UK has

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<v Speaker 2>learned his fate.

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<v Speaker 1>After wait, wait, back to the sheep. If you could

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<v Speaker 1>have a sheep or a pig, which would it be

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<v Speaker 1>as a pet? What size pig? Just you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>little baby, cute little belly pig. Yeah. Oh, I'd take

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<v Speaker 1>a pot belly pig over a sheep too, although although

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<v Speaker 1>you could probably just put the sheep out in the yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care of the You need all your grass right

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<v Speaker 1>exactly quick. The grass grows here during the summer, you

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<v Speaker 1>have winter months. I mean, you'd have no yard. What

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking is if you had the pig. Remember when

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<v Speaker 1>I when we got teddy, when my wife got teddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, were kids, we're getting a pig. And then

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<v Speaker 1>all the listeners warned me if I got one of

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<v Speaker 1>those cute little pigs that are like the size of

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<v Speaker 1>a piggy bank that a lot of times people that

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<v Speaker 1>sell those would sell you one that turns into a

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<v Speaker 1>six hundred pounder, and then I'd have a six hundred

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<v Speaker 1>pound pig roaming around and your kids are emotionally attached

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<v Speaker 1>to it. In Maitland, you know, I'd be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what's up with your pig, dude? But that would be cool.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what a head turner that would be walking pig, right.

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<v Speaker 2>It still want to be the head turner that these

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<v Speaker 2>people who lived across the street from us growing up

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<v Speaker 2>had for a while a lion, which the city didn't

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<v Speaker 2>put up with that very long. They suddenly moved figured, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>can't be having a lion.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're not in a residential setting in most cases,

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<v Speaker 1>so we're both on the same page. Pig got it.

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<v Speaker 2>Doctor in the UK has learned his fate. He's basically

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<v Speaker 2>had his doctor and license removed after well, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>this was the final two straws. This guy has a

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<v Speaker 2>long colorful past, but the final two things that this

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<v Speaker 2>doctor did got him brought up in front of the

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<v Speaker 2>medical board there. Well, he urinated in a hospital sink

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<v Speaker 2>had to go. Yeah that moments after telling a female patient,

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<v Speaker 2>a forty two year old female patient, that she needed

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<v Speaker 2>to see TE scan to quote see if she's had

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<v Speaker 2>a brain. He said that to a patient Pete in

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<v Speaker 2>the hospital scene.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye, I mean he can. He can if he goes

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<v Speaker 1>to court, any loyal will get him off.

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<v Speaker 2>Just say he had a mental breakdow. He is that

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<v Speaker 2>his it's he lost his deal. Medical board is his court.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he just he needs to go back to that

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<v Speaker 1>medical board.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you all to stop and think about this

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<v Speaker 2>for a second. Yeah, you're at your annual physical Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the cup, you draw some blood, you're in

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<v Speaker 2>the exam room and the doctors hang on just a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns around and did he get the glove ready for me?

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's peeing. Excuse me, hold on, hold on.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want me to go all the way down

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<v Speaker 2>the hall, do you? Doctor Hogan? Are you now open?

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<v Speaker 2>And say ah, no, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right after he tells you that you need to

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<v Speaker 1>see tea scam because you don't have a brain. Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. Giselle Buncheon is in the news. She says it

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<v Speaker 1>back with the yoga guy or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, the ex wife of one Tom Brady Are

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<v Speaker 2>you talking about the the jiu jitsu instructor Joaquin Valente,

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<v Speaker 2>who she claims she's not dating. Is that who's is she?

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<v Speaker 2>Is he in this story? Well, she's carrying his child.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh. All he's got a little jiu jitsu and

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<v Speaker 4>her more on this story on the j r. Facebook page. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>she was spotted in Miami over the weekend. Get the

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<v Speaker 4>little baby bump going.

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<v Speaker 1>Nassy the picture because I see a big picture. But God,

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<v Speaker 1>she's rad Yeah her Tom Brady, I gotta, I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>give him this man, he may be. You know, something's

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<v Speaker 1>weird about him. I think he might be kind of alien.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you decided if you like him as a color

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<v Speaker 1>analyst or not. I haven't really heard him because all

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<v Speaker 1>I watch his Red Zone, But I I have to

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<v Speaker 1>give him credit whether he's again for the record when

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<v Speaker 1>it comes out. I think he's an alien and that's

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<v Speaker 1>how he went all the Super Bowls, and you know

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<v Speaker 1>there's like aliens amongst us. Sure, yes, he's got I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta give him credit. In the wife division, you knew

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<v Speaker 1>who his other His other wife was from Blue Bloods,

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<v Speaker 1>Shannon or Moynahan or whatever her name is. The sister

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<v Speaker 1>on Blue Bloods. Giselle was his second wife. Yeah it was.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ninety nine point nine percent sure he was married

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<v Speaker 1>to that that moynihan or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You know which one I'm talking to you. I'm completely

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<v Speaker 2>lost on this. I'll take you at your word.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, microphone hit me in the mouth again.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a job hazard there, j Willian a file for disability.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I can't even look it up in time. But

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<v Speaker 1>moyn a han moynah hand. Now it's just some old

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<v Speaker 1>man comes up that really didn't work out. It looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a doctor to be peen and the sink to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, and there's scalpels.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, let.

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