1 00:00:03,839 --> 00:00:06,639 Speaker 1: New married men live longer than single men. 2 00:00:06,879 --> 00:00:08,279 Speaker 2: No, it only seems longer. 3 00:00:08,519 --> 00:00:15,800 Speaker 1: Correct. Pay that man eight dollars? On which side do 4 00:00:15,880 --> 00:00:18,679 you milk a cow on the outside? Correct? 5 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,839 Speaker 3: Pay that man nine dollars. 6 00:00:20,440 --> 00:00:22,800 Speaker 4: Because it pays to be ignorant. 7 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,039 Speaker 5: Another half hour in Radio's Biggest Hatch of Boobies with 8 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:30,640 Lulu McConnell, George Shelton, Harry McNaughton, don Novic's Rhythm Butcher's 9 00:00:30,679 --> 00:00:38,280 and the zaneist of Vizzany's Tom Howard. 10 00:00:38,719 --> 00:00:41,200 Speaker 1: Thank you, Johnny. Believe me, ladies and gentlemen. Well, here 11 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:43,799 we are again with that quiz program that, as an 12 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:47,039 educational teacher, should be in the Hall of Fame because 13 00:00:47,079 --> 00:00:49,600 it's the bus. We have a quarterback first, who are 14 00:00:49,640 --> 00:00:52,119 so dumb they think a bridal past is for married 15 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:55,840 couples only Bush. We have the celebrated author mister Harry McNaughton, 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,799 who has just written the book entitled five Easy Ways 17 00:00:58,799 --> 00:01:02,320 to Take Names out of Hotel Town or you can't. 18 00:01:02,079 --> 00:01:03,280 Speaker 4: Take it with you. 19 00:01:04,280 --> 00:01:06,439 Speaker 1: Here he is, mister Harry McNaughton. 20 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:08,560 Speaker 4: I have a poet, mister Hull. 21 00:01:09,159 --> 00:01:09,400 Speaker 1: Tail. 22 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:12,239 Speaker 6: Men think they are smart that he come and plan, 23 00:01:12,519 --> 00:01:13,760 when really they're going to be dumb. 24 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 4: They pulled for the girl and ask for her hands. 25 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:20,599 Speaker 6: Then they find themselves under her thuby is do you 26 00:01:20,680 --> 00:01:21,000 like man? 27 00:01:21,159 --> 00:01:21,359 Speaker 7: Yeah? 28 00:01:21,439 --> 00:01:23,319 Speaker 8: No, I knew you would, all right. 29 00:01:23,760 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: Next, oh please, Chris mcnaugh. Next, we have a woman 30 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,439 who was so refined she eat chewing gum with a knife, 31 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,400 and for a woman so big. She was lying on 32 00:01:32,439 --> 00:01:35,439 the beach last summer, and four explorers rushed up and 33 00:01:35,480 --> 00:01:39,120 claimed her for England. Here she is, here, she is 34 00:01:39,319 --> 00:01:44,239 the bloomer girl of Health Kitchen. Miss Lula McConnell, Miss Doug. 35 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:46,959 Speaker 3: You don't tell me how you like my new bless No. 36 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,560 Speaker 1: I tell you the truth, Miss McConaughey, I hadn't noticed 37 00:01:49,599 --> 00:01:50,359 your new dress. 38 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:52,719 Speaker 3: Well, I think it's just plans. Fine, and I made 39 00:01:52,760 --> 00:01:55,120 it myself, okay, And it only tells me two. 40 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,799 Speaker 1: Dollars eighty nine and I had set or two dollars 41 00:01:58,799 --> 00:02:01,480 eighty nine and a half. Yep, where did you get 42 00:02:01,519 --> 00:02:02,560 such an odd figure? 43 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,159 Speaker 3: I eat too much? 44 00:02:04,319 --> 00:02:09,159 Speaker 1: You ate fa, there's me right? Thanks. We have a man. Thanks. 45 00:02:09,199 --> 00:02:11,599 You have a man whose parents were reading the racing 46 00:02:11,719 --> 00:02:13,400 form before he was born. 47 00:02:13,479 --> 00:02:14,800 Speaker 2: So they got a little dope. 48 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 1: A man, A man, A man who was a bottle 49 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:25,360 baby up to the age of nine. Then they broke 50 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:30,039 the bottle and let him out here he is the handsomest. 51 00:02:29,439 --> 00:02:30,319 Speaker 2: Man in America. 52 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,479 Speaker 1: Without a place, mister George shall finish the house. 53 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,879 Speaker 2: Will you mail a letter for me after the program tonight? 54 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:37,479 I wait a minute's for a friend of mine over 55 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:40,280 on Toyda. Look, I have no time. Mail your own letter. 56 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:42,400 It's all right. I got a two cent stamp on 57 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:43,080 it already. 58 00:02:43,159 --> 00:02:46,080 Speaker 1: Well, mail you a two cent stam. Wait a minute, 59 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,919 don't you know it takes a three cent stamp to 60 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,240 mail a letter even in the city. The rates have 61 00:02:50,319 --> 00:02:53,039 gone up. Oh but I pooled them or you pooled them. 62 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:55,879 I'm a sucker. But how did you pull them? Well? 63 00:02:55,919 --> 00:02:58,919 I bought a thousand stamps WHILERI is still two cents 64 00:02:58,919 --> 00:02:59,360 a piece. 65 00:03:01,759 --> 00:03:04,199 Speaker 2: Very clever, or don't take me over to. 66 00:03:04,199 --> 00:03:06,680 Speaker 1: Catch no, very thoughtful. 67 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 4: Let's get on here, please, mister. 68 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:11,599 Speaker 3: Hard we are as rolling Young was gonna be here. 69 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:13,919 Speaker 1: I told you Rasley, I told you Lard. 70 00:03:14,039 --> 00:03:15,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm all a flutter. 71 00:03:15,400 --> 00:03:18,319 Speaker 1: Thank you you are all of that. Yes, thank you 72 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:20,599 for remember me. I did say Roland Young, and I 73 00:03:20,639 --> 00:03:23,360 believe you is here. Mister Roberts when you introduced mister Young. 74 00:03:23,439 --> 00:03:28,159 Speaker 9: Well, it's a pleasure, mister Howard at the thing we 75 00:03:28,240 --> 00:03:31,280 start of radio, stage and screen, mister. 76 00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:32,039 Speaker 3: Rowland, jun. 77 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:45,639 Speaker 1: Why that's well, that's real nice tonight recording. I got 78 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:50,159 a better reception, good mister Young, missus a pleasure. 79 00:03:50,199 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 2: It was sweet of you to come. 80 00:03:51,639 --> 00:03:51,919 Speaker 8: It was. 81 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 2: I've always admired you, mister. 82 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:56,719 Speaker 8: Young, always in mind you, mister Hall. 83 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:58,879 Speaker 2: I think you're a great artist. 84 00:03:58,919 --> 00:03:59,439 Speaker 1: Mister Young. 85 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 8: I think yell a great artist. Mister Howard. 86 00:04:01,439 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 2: You know we have music YouTube couden. 87 00:04:10,639 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 1: I've had miss me potamusy Young nobody, but you can 88 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:14,439 just tell me LULUs. 89 00:04:14,960 --> 00:04:15,759 Speaker 3: I can hardly wait. 90 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:16,399 Speaker 1: You got here. 91 00:04:16,839 --> 00:04:19,079 Speaker 3: I'm saving myself all for you. 92 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,079 Speaker 8: Thank you for saving so much. 93 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: Let's see what young? This is, mister Sheldon. Mister Young, 94 00:04:27,639 --> 00:04:27,959 how do you do. 95 00:04:29,079 --> 00:04:31,079 Speaker 7: I've heard a lot about you. In fact, I've heard 96 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,120 a great deal about you. 97 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:35,800 Speaker 1: Yeah. Well you can't prove a thing. He just got 98 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:38,759 a good lawyer, that's all all right, mister Young. This 99 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,000 is mister Harry Mclaw. 100 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:41,480 Speaker 8: How do you do? 101 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:42,879 Speaker 4: Eaton? 102 00:04:43,199 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 8: Hello? Oxford, Cambridge? 103 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,879 Speaker 4: Quite weekends? 104 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,920 Speaker 8: Thatt non quite mondays else is on the stomach? 105 00:04:51,399 --> 00:04:51,879 Speaker 4: Oh quite? 106 00:04:53,120 --> 00:04:54,279 Speaker 2: Look will you two guys. 107 00:04:54,319 --> 00:04:56,639 Speaker 1: Do me a favor and keep quiet, will you please? 108 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:00,720 Let's get on there? Quite quite all right boy? Great 109 00:05:00,759 --> 00:05:03,680 teamwork there, mister Young. This is a quiz program just 110 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:06,480 like information please, only we're serious. 111 00:05:06,720 --> 00:05:07,680 Speaker 2: We have questions. 112 00:05:08,959 --> 00:05:11,399 Speaker 1: We have questions that we throw at the experts. 113 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:13,399 Speaker 8: You really have proposing. 114 00:05:13,199 --> 00:05:15,319 Speaker 2: Well, you see, our experts are pretty dumb. 115 00:05:15,439 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 1: So I asked the experts the question they try to 116 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,480 answer them. Now is our guest, mister Young, I want 117 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:22,480 you to feel that you are one of us. 118 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,160 Speaker 8: That's too bad. Which one? 119 00:05:26,879 --> 00:05:29,399 Speaker 1: Well you can pick? Take a pick there if you 120 00:05:29,399 --> 00:05:30,680 can answer me the question. 121 00:05:30,519 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 2: Speak right up? Is that clear? 122 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:32,240 Speaker 1: Miss the Young? 123 00:05:32,439 --> 00:05:32,600 Speaker 5: Right? 124 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,240 Speaker 1: Quite? Dear? 125 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,920 Speaker 3: What other of mister Young? How's he's in Hollywood? You 126 00:05:36,959 --> 00:05:37,879 know I was out there. 127 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:43,879 Speaker 7: I worked in short. 128 00:05:43,079 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 3: Well, of course that was been basing a sweater girl day? 129 00:05:46,319 --> 00:05:48,560 Speaker 6: Oh yes, I I tek you know, speaking of sweatter girls. 130 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:50,120 Speaker 4: I was out with the sweater girl last night. 131 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:51,120 Speaker 8: Oh. 132 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:53,839 Speaker 4: I always get the kind who nit them, never the 133 00:05:53,959 --> 00:05:54,759 kind of wear them. 134 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:01,600 Speaker 1: Miss mcgot. Why don't you wear your tie and half masked? 135 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:04,040 Your brain is dead if you know what I mean. 136 00:06:04,839 --> 00:06:07,199 We have a question here, now let's try and answer. 137 00:06:07,319 --> 00:06:10,879 I'll pay attention. Here is the question for what famous 138 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:15,160 theatrical producer was a zig theater name. Did you hear 139 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,040 the question, mister Sheldon? Yes, I did. 140 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:18,319 Speaker 2: Well, what do you think of it? 141 00:06:18,399 --> 00:06:20,519 Speaker 1: Well, as questions go, I fit quite a lot of it, 142 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:23,399 Thank you, Thank you. You wouldn't care to answer it? 143 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:24,879 Speaker 2: Oh no, I didn't think that much. 144 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:25,759 Speaker 1: Oh you didn't think that. 145 00:06:28,079 --> 00:06:30,319 Speaker 6: By the way, By the way, Roland Young, you must 146 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:32,560 know the Earl of Nottingham. Remember the son of the 147 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:35,639 Brigadier lived at Oyster on the. 148 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:37,279 Speaker 8: Half shells cool time of mine? 149 00:06:37,399 --> 00:06:38,519 Speaker 1: Oh really, then you. 150 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 6: Must know his daughter? Lady wants it? Yeah, she just 151 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:42,720 met a young what's his name? 152 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:43,360 Speaker 8: Yeah? 153 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:44,800 Speaker 4: Yeah, from what you might call it. 154 00:06:44,879 --> 00:06:47,720 Speaker 7: Yeah, I heard he worked for that dud dead concern 155 00:06:47,839 --> 00:06:49,040 he did over. 156 00:06:48,839 --> 00:06:51,879 Speaker 8: A thing of a jigs. Yeah, did you hear about it? Well? 157 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 7: I knew she got mad, but this is the first 158 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:58,120 time I've heard all the detail. 159 00:06:58,879 --> 00:07:01,839 Speaker 1: Please, gentlemen, can we answered the question for what famous 160 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,600 producer was a Zigfield theater name? I like the movies, 161 00:07:04,680 --> 00:07:05,680 bets who cares? 162 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,319 Speaker 3: So do I? How much of the movies? Last night? 163 00:07:08,439 --> 00:07:09,199 Speaker 1: Was my old man? 164 00:07:09,319 --> 00:07:09,720 Speaker 8: All right? 165 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:12,959 Speaker 3: What a picture Charles Boyer was? And the way he 166 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,439 kissed the leading lady? 167 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,160 Speaker 2: Yeah, what way did he kiss her? Well? 168 00:07:16,199 --> 00:07:18,920 Speaker 3: I said him, my old man, why don't you kiss. 169 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:20,519 Speaker 8: Me like that? And what do you old man say? 170 00:07:21,079 --> 00:07:21,439 Speaker 3: He said? 171 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:21,519 Speaker 1: He? 172 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:24,480 Speaker 10: What if they pay him as much as they paid boye? 173 00:07:25,839 --> 00:07:29,639 Speaker 1: I see, and he wouldn't be overpaid one there? Can 174 00:07:29,680 --> 00:07:31,759 you tell me? Can you tell me the name of 175 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,439 the producer after which the zick Field Theater was named, 176 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:35,879 Wayne McNaughtan. 177 00:07:35,480 --> 00:07:38,959 Speaker 7: You must have known Colonel Fiddles there, rober Colonel Fiddles. 178 00:07:39,199 --> 00:07:41,759 Speaker 4: Yes, indeed, spend the check, big golfer. 179 00:07:41,839 --> 00:07:43,639 Speaker 8: Yes, he died on the golf course last week. 180 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 7: Cable man's addressing the ball for his drive when he 181 00:07:47,079 --> 00:07:52,360 dropped dead. Oh shucking, that's awful, dreadful, ruined. 182 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:57,079 Speaker 2: The loud, ruing this shot. He must have had a stroke. Look, 183 00:07:57,199 --> 00:08:02,079 let's get up. Will you please pay some attention to 184 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:03,319 what's going on here? 185 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:04,319 Speaker 8: I say, mc norton. 186 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:07,000 Speaker 7: Who is this chap always bucking into our conversation? 187 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,439 Speaker 8: Quite prooved, old pain. 188 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:10,759 Speaker 4: He's just a quiz master. Yeah, but don't don't let 189 00:08:10,839 --> 00:08:11,319 him bother you. 190 00:08:11,439 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 8: Must he keep talking all the time. It just isn't cricket. 191 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,600 Speaker 1: You two guys want to play cricket. Why don't you 192 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:17,639 go to Central. 193 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 7: Park, right, I say, mc norton, into some place around 194 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,079 here where we can go to. 195 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:21,959 Speaker 8: Have some privacy. 196 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:25,079 Speaker 1: I can tell you both way, you could go alive 197 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:27,079 the saidless in the house. 198 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:32,360 Speaker 3: All right, Well, I'm playing cricket with you, mister young. 199 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,759 Is it anything like post office? 200 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,639 Speaker 7: The post of his ridiculous post Office is a children's game. 201 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,840 Speaker 3: That's the way I play it. 202 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,480 Speaker 1: Miss mcconnall plays Miss McConnell's. 203 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:48,000 Speaker 2: Miss McConnell, you're in your second childhood. 204 00:08:49,120 --> 00:08:50,960 Speaker 10: Yeah, and I'm having more fun than I did in 205 00:08:51,000 --> 00:09:59,879 my first. 206 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:10,440 Speaker 2: Thank you, doctor, no, thank you. 207 00:10:10,559 --> 00:10:15,159 Speaker 1: That was very, very refreshed. As is our custom, we 208 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,200 have invited two studio audience members up here in the stage. 209 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 2: They can ask the expert the question. 210 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:21,960 Speaker 1: If they get the intelligent answer, we give them the 211 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,080 deed to Radio City. If they don't, we give them 212 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:28,879 a couple of discarded pixie cups. Who is our first contestant, 213 00:10:28,879 --> 00:10:29,759 mister roberts Well. 214 00:10:29,799 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 9: Our first guest to mister hard is fire our control man, 215 00:10:32,879 --> 00:10:35,679 second Class Bruce Griffith of the United States Navy. 216 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,279 Speaker 1: That's problem is Bruce MA R and D. Glad to 217 00:10:44,399 --> 00:10:46,279 have you here with it. It certainly is a pleasure. 218 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:47,320 How do you feel, Bruce? 219 00:10:47,639 --> 00:10:48,080 Speaker 8: Just fine? 220 00:10:48,240 --> 00:10:50,679 Speaker 1: And you certainly do look it. Certainly you are certainly 221 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,519 a fine lump of sailor, if I must say so. 222 00:10:52,639 --> 00:10:55,960 We always like to give the old hometown a plug. 223 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,080 Would you care to tell us where your hometown is? 224 00:10:58,799 --> 00:11:02,519 Speaker 8: Right Town, Wisconsin, right up. 225 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,080 Speaker 1: Wright's Town, Wits con Yeah, yet, well do my homework 226 00:11:07,159 --> 00:11:10,080 and call me a little off. And then you know 227 00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:10,919 I used to work. 228 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,440 Speaker 2: I used to work in that town. 229 00:11:12,559 --> 00:11:15,039 Speaker 1: You're gonna strain your tonsils someone, Now, I was a 230 00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,440 farmer in a candy store. 231 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 8: You you were, You were. 232 00:11:18,399 --> 00:11:19,679 Speaker 4: A farmer in a candy store. 233 00:11:19,759 --> 00:11:24,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, I used to milk chocolates. 234 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,759 Speaker 7: Wait a minute, mister Jose, did I understand you to 235 00:11:26,799 --> 00:11:27,240 say you. 236 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,200 Speaker 8: Used the milk chocolate? 237 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:28,519 Speaker 1: Yeah? 238 00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:30,159 Speaker 8: Did you enjoy that sort of thing? 239 00:11:30,279 --> 00:11:33,799 Speaker 1: Well, to be candid, shot him when you cut out 240 00:11:33,840 --> 00:11:36,960 the bomb, and this they are we have a contestant here. 241 00:11:37,279 --> 00:11:39,480 Speaker 8: Oh really, he looks more like a sailor to me. 242 00:11:39,759 --> 00:11:44,919 Speaker 7: Able tell me that is your brother Bixley in the army. 243 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,639 Speaker 6: No, no, you see they put him in five x 244 00:11:47,799 --> 00:11:55,399 five x Yes, that's a single name with Sonature's. 245 00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,559 Speaker 2: All the say for you guys. Can we get on 246 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:55,559 with the program. 247 00:11:55,639 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 1: What's going on here? Let's make god with a proper 248 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,039 food and plenty of breast. And if you now you 249 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:05,399 have excellent chances of becoming a moron. Quite quite yeah, fie, 250 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:07,320 Now let's get thanks to the contestant. 251 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:08,960 Speaker 2: We're mighty glad to have you with us. 252 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,279 Speaker 1: Bruce paid no attention. What's your first name, honey, Bruce? Bruce? Bruce? 253 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:18,320 Your yeah, Bruce is a very Yeah, you're gent all right, 254 00:12:18,440 --> 00:12:20,440 all righty oh. 255 00:12:20,360 --> 00:12:23,519 Speaker 3: My, well you can just call me fruitcakes. 256 00:12:23,600 --> 00:12:31,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm full of spikes. You're just as nutty too, Bruce. 257 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,039 You can help us out a great deal here, if 258 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,960 you will. When you're reaching it the dungecap there and 259 00:12:35,960 --> 00:12:38,279 pick out a question for us, And would you be 260 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,519 kind enough to read the question? 261 00:12:39,799 --> 00:12:41,360 Speaker 2: Just read into the microphone there. 262 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 4: What time of day is five o'clock tea served? 263 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:49,080 Speaker 1: That's a good question. What no help from the audience, please? No? Coasey? 264 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,080 What time of day is five o'clock tea served? Now, 265 00:12:52,159 --> 00:12:56,240 let's give this question some consideration. What time of day 266 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:58,679 is five o'clock tea served? Do you know mister Shelton 267 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:02,360 going on. What time of day is five o'clock tea, sir? 268 00:13:02,559 --> 00:13:06,080 I'm sorry my watch is broke. See your watching? 269 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:09,360 Speaker 2: It has no hands on it. H What is the 270 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,240 trouble with the hands, says I, sticking my shin out. Well, 271 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,360 things got so better I hadn't laid the hands, lay 272 00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:14,919 the hands on. 273 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:19,320 Speaker 1: Natural thing. I thought he would love. 274 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,480 Speaker 2: To give you the works here, mister shallow. 275 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:23,759 Speaker 1: Let's get on there. What time of day is five 276 00:13:23,799 --> 00:13:26,559 o'clock tea, sir? I said, told me, mister young, whatever. 277 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,039 Speaker 4: Became of he's married? 278 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:28,279 Speaker 8: Now? 279 00:13:31,480 --> 00:13:33,120 Speaker 4: Did he marry that girl that you used to go with? 280 00:13:34,639 --> 00:13:34,840 Speaker 8: Oh? 281 00:13:34,919 --> 00:13:35,639 Speaker 4: The one with no? 282 00:13:35,799 --> 00:13:37,120 Speaker 8: The other one? 283 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:37,519 Speaker 1: Oh? 284 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:38,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, she lives over on? 285 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:41,759 Speaker 2: No, she moved, she moved, didn't didn't she have a 286 00:13:41,799 --> 00:13:42,240 brother who? 287 00:13:42,519 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 8: No? They thought he did. 288 00:13:44,039 --> 00:13:47,679 Speaker 1: They thought he did. No, that's the wrong, Colo mcnot. Look, please, 289 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,720 miss McNaught. What time of day is five o'clock? Tea sir? 290 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,000 Speaker 2: If you want to be able to answer that. 291 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,879 Speaker 6: I'm always selling mister horb and I haven't got my 292 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,799 watch with me either. 293 00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:57,080 Speaker 2: Look, you don't need to was to tell the. 294 00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,799 Speaker 7: Time of face No, have you another method of telling? 295 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 2: Where's the matter with your watch? Miss McNaughton. 296 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,879 Speaker 4: Oh, I left it down for the second hand store. 297 00:14:05,279 --> 00:14:07,120 Speaker 3: What's it doing at the second hand store? 298 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:08,600 Speaker 4: I'm having the second hand fixed. 299 00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:13,919 Speaker 1: Yeah, the second boy, he's a case many, Yeah, he's 300 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:14,399 a case. 301 00:14:14,559 --> 00:14:14,799 Speaker 2: Yeah. 302 00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:18,519 Speaker 1: Please cut it off, mister young, Let me appeal to you. 303 00:14:18,519 --> 00:14:20,720 Can you answer the question certainly? 304 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 8: Oh boy? What was the question? 305 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:23,480 Speaker 1: Oh? It's not awful. 306 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,440 Speaker 2: How can a man be so stupid? 307 00:14:25,639 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 7: Oh, that's a very unusual question. Question when you don't 308 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:33,679 have to shout. Oh boy, you can holler, but pe 309 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:34,360 don't shout. 310 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,039 Speaker 1: Please, Oh goodness, help the sailors on a night like this. Look, 311 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,320 I'm just trying to get an answer to a question here. 312 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:44,440 Speaker 8: When do you have to have the answer right now? 313 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 7: I see tomorrow? Wouldn't do either, No. 314 00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:51,600 Speaker 2: No, I gotta date with my Dennis tomorrow. Mister what 315 00:14:51,679 --> 00:14:53,159 was the question again? Mister Howard? 316 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:57,039 Speaker 1: What time of day is five o'clock te third? Five 317 00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:57,799 o'clock t. 318 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,360 Speaker 8: Did you say five o'clock tea? 319 00:14:59,600 --> 00:14:59,759 Speaker 1: Right? 320 00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,200 Speaker 8: Then? You don't have mine with lemon and sugar? Your mind? 321 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:07,159 Speaker 1: And across a crumpet, Oh, crumpet quite right, right, he 322 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:26,120 loves crumpets. This is gonna be good. 323 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:27,159 Speaker 2: M h. 324 00:15:32,639 --> 00:15:34,840 Speaker 4: It's beautiful though lovely. 325 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:37,600 Speaker 6: If I have my brushes, hair like paint. 326 00:15:44,759 --> 00:15:45,639 Speaker 2: Sounds beautiful. 327 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:46,720 Speaker 8: What if. 328 00:15:48,919 --> 00:15:53,799 Speaker 2: They think, oh it sends me. I wish it would 329 00:15:53,879 --> 00:15:54,559 leave you, Larry. 330 00:15:57,159 --> 00:15:58,000 Speaker 1: They think it's. 331 00:15:57,879 --> 00:16:07,720 Speaker 2: Beautiful, mister Taylor, I very Youmazar play a band is 332 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:09,480 playing William Tall, Ladies and Gentleman. 333 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:33,440 Speaker 3: Now if I'm playing Richmond in the fine race, there 334 00:16:33,519 --> 00:16:33,840 it goes. 335 00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:51,320 Speaker 1: The only land in country that plays. 336 00:16:51,039 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 2: Without taking the du out of the case. 337 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:44,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you doctor Novik for finishing when the pied 338 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,119 Piper chased the rats out of Ham and he really 339 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:52,279 had not Novik's orficer with him. If you want the back, So. 340 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:54,920 Speaker 2: Now our orchestra led by doctor Novic. 341 00:17:55,319 --> 00:17:57,359 Speaker 1: He is the leader because he's the only member of 342 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,240 the officer that looks good from the back. 343 00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:01,799 Speaker 2: He play a number? Can we have a number? 344 00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:02,599 Speaker 1: Doctor Novie? 345 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:17,519 Speaker 2: Maybe this is gonna be good? 346 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,400 Speaker 1: Odd is beautiful? 347 00:18:21,279 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 2: Crit cry? 348 00:18:23,279 --> 00:18:24,599 Speaker 8: What would you say it was? 349 00:18:25,319 --> 00:18:26,440 Speaker 4: If you name it, you can have it. 350 00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:33,920 Speaker 3: I'm feeling goastly to me? 351 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:34,720 Speaker 8: What is here? 352 00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:35,559 Speaker 3: Young? 353 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:38,680 Speaker 7: I wouldn't care to say. I thought it could be 354 00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:39,359 something I ate. 355 00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:43,880 Speaker 2: I didn't seem that early. 356 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:20,720 Speaker 1: If the Union takes news from these people, they should 357 00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:28,200 be ashamed of themselves. This would be a good time. 358 00:19:28,279 --> 00:19:51,759 Speaker 2: And with the kiddies to bed, ladies can jump fine, 359 00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:56,920 time to practice. I explained the limb of a tree 360 00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:06,680 or somet I get it when you get it. 361 00:20:07,759 --> 00:20:08,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, he got it. 362 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 1: Cocky this arrangement off the side of a box car somewhere. 363 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,200 Speaker 2: I think this is the ladies and gentleman. 364 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,559 Speaker 1: Stop it. Ladies and gentlemen. They don't think they're good. 365 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,319 That was dachner Novic's avest. 366 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,200 Speaker 2: Boy. 367 00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:47,880 Speaker 1: If that's music, I'm a monkey's uncle. Well, next music, 368 00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:51,400 all right, Oh your nephews, mister. 369 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,440 Speaker 2: Hard thank you, mister Sheldon, thank you. 370 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,680 Speaker 1: Now let's get on. Here have we another contestant, mister Roberts, Yes. 371 00:20:57,559 --> 00:20:58,519 Speaker 8: We have, mister Howard. 372 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:02,359 Speaker 9: And here she comes down a specialist class, Dorothy Breeden 373 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,720 of the United States wave. 374 00:21:04,039 --> 00:21:11,480 Speaker 1: Oh, how do you do, miss Braden? This is indeed 375 00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:14,599 a pleasure, and thank you a lot for exposing yourself 376 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:16,640 to all this ignorance. How do you. 377 00:21:16,599 --> 00:21:17,440 Speaker 2: Feel, miss Breeding? 378 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:18,799 Speaker 8: I feel fine, Thank you. 379 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:19,559 Speaker 2: That's great. 380 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:20,279 Speaker 1: You look fine. 381 00:21:20,319 --> 00:21:23,680 Speaker 7: It looks fine too. Yes, yeah, I'm glad. There's something 382 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:27,119 about this program I like. Okay, mister, if you don't mind, 383 00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:27,880 mister howd. 384 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,640 Speaker 8: I'll take over from here. What's your name, young lady? 385 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,440 Wait a minute, Dorothy Breden? They pretty name. Then I 386 00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:38,279 might add up that he pretty go Do you think 387 00:21:38,279 --> 00:21:38,599 so much? 388 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:40,920 Speaker 4: Quite? Definitely? 389 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:41,279 Speaker 8: Quite? 390 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:42,920 Speaker 7: Tell me, young lady, how did you happen to get 391 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:44,240 mixed up in this can bike? 392 00:21:44,519 --> 00:21:44,680 Speaker 1: Oh? 393 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:49,880 Speaker 8: Oh lady? How long have you been in the service? 394 00:21:50,319 --> 00:21:51,000 Almost a year? 395 00:21:51,480 --> 00:21:54,839 Speaker 7: A commendable? Where is your hometown? What's your phone number? 396 00:21:57,759 --> 00:21:59,440 Speaker 2: You know, I used to know a young lady from 397 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:04,359 that town. I don't know why he didn't mention I met. 398 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:09,240 Speaker 1: I met before I wrapped this microphone around your next, 399 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:11,559 let's get them. 400 00:22:11,759 --> 00:22:14,000 Speaker 8: What did you do before you entered the service? My dad, 401 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,240 I went to school. 402 00:22:15,599 --> 00:22:17,799 Speaker 7: Uh huh. That's more than anyone here. 403 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:22,319 Speaker 8: All right, thank you a lot. What you say, young lady? 404 00:22:22,359 --> 00:22:24,160 That's you and I. Duck out of this and go 405 00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:25,640 someplace where we can have fun. 406 00:22:25,759 --> 00:22:27,440 Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Just the three of it. 407 00:22:27,559 --> 00:22:31,400 Speaker 7: We can walk, we can walk through Central Park, Yeah, 408 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:32,920 just the three of it. Then we can take a 409 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,720 walk up Broadway. 410 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,200 Speaker 1: Boy, just the three of it. 411 00:22:35,519 --> 00:22:36,680 Speaker 8: Let me go in the nightclub. 412 00:22:36,799 --> 00:22:39,000 Speaker 7: Yeah, just the three of it and have a big 413 00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:40,079 ten dollar dinner. 414 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,240 Speaker 2: You finally got rid of me. 415 00:22:47,240 --> 00:22:51,319 Speaker 1: Mister Young, can I please have my program back? 416 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,759 Speaker 7: Please have your program back? All I want is a 417 00:22:53,799 --> 00:22:54,640 young lady. 418 00:22:55,519 --> 00:22:58,359 Speaker 3: There we goes throw me over like an old dish rag. 419 00:22:58,759 --> 00:23:00,599 Speaker 1: A very good description of yourself. 420 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:01,400 Speaker 8: This McConnell. 421 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,000 Speaker 2: What, miss McConnell, what do you want with him? You've 422 00:23:05,000 --> 00:23:06,200 already got a husbands. 423 00:23:06,359 --> 00:23:08,880 Speaker 3: I've got a hat to that. Don't stop me from 424 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:09,839 wanting another one. 425 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:10,160 Speaker 8: Man. 426 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:14,079 Speaker 7: I wish you people would stop interrupting the program. 427 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:16,200 Speaker 6: Us interrupting by mister Young. I haven't said a word 428 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:16,920 in five minutes. 429 00:23:17,119 --> 00:23:19,640 Speaker 8: I appreciate that. Oh boy, oh no. 430 00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,839 Speaker 1: The only way out of this, I think is to 431 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:24,200 get our charming guest here to help us out by 432 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,839 reaching into the dunce cap and picking out a question 433 00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:27,200 for it. 434 00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:29,559 Speaker 7: Don't do it, miss, You don't get twenty five dollars, 435 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:30,680 never mind. 436 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:31,000 Speaker 1: Make you on. 437 00:23:32,039 --> 00:23:34,680 Speaker 2: Don't do what he tells your Would you read the question? 438 00:23:34,799 --> 00:23:35,119 Speaker 1: Please? 439 00:23:35,799 --> 00:23:38,359 Speaker 8: What kind of a bird has raised on an ostrich farm? 440 00:23:38,759 --> 00:23:41,799 Speaker 2: Well? Well boy, if we miss this, we're gonna lay 441 00:23:41,839 --> 00:23:44,480 a big game. Never mind, I was waiting for that. 442 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:47,200 Speaker 1: The question is what kind of a bird is raised 443 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,000 on an ostrich farm? Have you got it? Mister mc norton, 444 00:23:50,319 --> 00:23:53,640 Have I got bought in Ostrich? Have you got the questions? 445 00:23:54,079 --> 00:23:56,680 Speaker 3: They have those fives in Australia, don't did, mister Howard? 446 00:23:56,839 --> 00:23:57,079 Speaker 9: Yes? 447 00:23:57,440 --> 00:23:59,720 Speaker 2: I believe they're quite common in Australia. 448 00:23:59,799 --> 00:24:01,160 Speaker 8: I have a friend in Australia. 449 00:24:01,319 --> 00:24:02,440 Speaker 4: You have a friend in Australia. 450 00:24:02,519 --> 00:24:06,519 Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a beer salesman. He sells hops to the kangaroos. 451 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:12,799 Speaker 1: He says, lay Lee, sells hops to the kangaroo. 452 00:24:13,759 --> 00:24:15,079 Speaker 3: But what's the kangaroo? 453 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:16,680 Speaker 2: I never mind, leave him. 454 00:24:16,519 --> 00:24:20,079 Speaker 1: Holding the bag there, let's get on. Kangaroo is a 455 00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,279 native of Australia. 456 00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:25,640 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, my sister married one of Oh right, the 457 00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:26,319 mard one. 458 00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:29,599 Speaker 1: Look we have a questionnaire that, mister Howard. They also 459 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,440 have Ostrich farms down at Florida. 460 00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:32,319 Speaker 2: You know, oh they do? 461 00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? 462 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:34,599 Speaker 2: I hired one of them once and took a ride. 463 00:24:34,920 --> 00:24:36,400 Speaker 4: Really really, how much did they charge you? 464 00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:38,960 Speaker 2: Five dollars a day? I hired mine at night? 465 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,319 Speaker 4: Oh how much did you pay at night? 466 00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:42,640 Speaker 2: The man is there at night? 467 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,680 Speaker 7: Now, I imagine it would be cheaper that way. 468 00:24:46,039 --> 00:24:47,839 Speaker 2: Did you ever write in ospris, mister Young? 469 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:50,599 Speaker 7: Several times? I'll never forget the first one. 470 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,240 Speaker 8: I rode there. Then I was going along about. 471 00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:55,200 Speaker 7: Forty miles an hour when suddenly we came to a fence. 472 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,400 Speaker 8: Did you make the huddle? No? The answer you did, though, 473 00:24:58,680 --> 00:24:59,799 the answer how em bad? 474 00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,680 Speaker 7: Is Finally I got on his back again. The way 475 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,839 we went, we came to a fork in the road. 476 00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:06,559 I wanted to go one way in the office. You 477 00:25:06,599 --> 00:25:07,400 wanted to go the other way. 478 00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:08,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened? 479 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:09,880 Speaker 8: He tossed me for it? 480 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:14,279 Speaker 1: He talked me. You know, riding ostriches is great sport. 481 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,559 Though I got so I could ride along and pick 482 00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,079 up a handkerchief with my teeth. 483 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,359 Speaker 8: What did you do for an uncle? 484 00:25:19,480 --> 00:25:20,960 Speaker 2: I used to go back and pick up my teeth. 485 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:23,799 Now a special announcement. 486 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,720 Speaker 1: Not noviac and there's no doubt orchestra will play a selection. 487 00:25:28,359 --> 00:25:31,200 Put all your milk in the ice box, ladies, because 488 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:33,680 this music will be sure to curdel it here. He 489 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:44,960 is not novak Ah. The Skeeter's Woltz, I've never heard 490 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,880 it played like this before. No nobody else said. 491 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:53,960 Speaker 3: Either, feeling Harry Wheelway. 492 00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:57,240 Speaker 1: Well, every carries you, so I hope it leaves you there. 493 00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:32,000 Speaker 11: The trombone player is word of I love his pretty 494 00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:44,480 Connor yeah, somebody want to cut it out. 495 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:49,160 Speaker 3: There's nothing the matter with your radio boat. 496 00:26:51,039 --> 00:26:52,799 Speaker 2: Drummer just dropped the French words. 497 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:00,359 Speaker 7: Ah. 498 00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:32,279 Speaker 2: The musicians are all. 499 00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: Reject your thank you, thank you, I said, all right, thanks, 500 00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,079 thank you. Doctor. 501 00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:52,519 Speaker 2: No. 502 00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:54,839 Speaker 1: Now, just to get serious for a moment or two, 503 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:57,359 I'd really like to thank our good friend mister Young 504 00:27:57,440 --> 00:28:00,279 for being with a succession. He sure did do a 505 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,680 great job, and we have enjoyed your company very much. 506 00:28:02,759 --> 00:28:05,480 Mister Young, dropping and see us again sometime, how about 507 00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:09,599 next week? That's too soon, but no, kitty, mister Young, 508 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:12,240 you really were great. I'm glad to have had you. 509 00:28:12,599 --> 00:28:15,519 Our guest next week will be mister Robert Benchley. 510 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,279 Speaker 3: Oh, Robert Bencley. 511 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,200 Speaker 1: My fat. 512 00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:20,599 Speaker 3: I'll have to go to the beauty parler get myself. 513 00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:21,519 Oh doll up. 514 00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:23,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, the pet shop will do a better job. 515 00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:27,759 Speaker 3: Why don't you dry up, you old wet sponge. 516 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:28,680 Speaker 1: Oh? I know you know. 517 00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:31,400 Speaker 6: Bob Benchley is my favorite movie, actually is you know? 518 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:34,200 I just love him when he says, oh my shitty, 519 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:35,799 I kiss you, I keep you to the. 520 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:37,440 Speaker 1: Kent love, I kiss you. 521 00:28:37,559 --> 00:28:37,759 Speaker 8: Bet. 522 00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:40,880 Speaker 2: That's Charles boy A. 523 00:28:41,519 --> 00:28:44,480 Speaker 1: Certainly everybody knows that's Charles Boye. 524 00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:46,720 Speaker 2: I know his brother life boy boy. 525 00:28:48,400 --> 00:28:51,960 Speaker 1: Now you know what we mean when we say it. 526 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:56,359 Speaker 8: Pays ignorant to do. 527 00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:58,720 Speaker 1: It. 528 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:04,160 Speaker 8: Pays to be ignorant, just like me. This is the 529 00:29:04,319 --> 00:29:05,759 Armed Forces Radio Service.