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<v Speaker 1>Bitche of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR.

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<v Speaker 2>R your freaking idiots? All right, No, it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be too late for some of you. But if you

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<v Speaker 2>are planning on trying to make your way from Orange

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<v Speaker 2>and Seminole County into Volusha via I four eastbound, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>take an alternate route. All the lanes are blocked right

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<v Speaker 2>near where the express lanes end just before like Mary eastbound,

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<v Speaker 2>big incident there. Traffic backed up for miles at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>and this doesn't look like it's going to be a

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<v Speaker 2>quick fix this morning, Taco.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you to everybody that's been texting in about a

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<v Speaker 3>two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 2>We're looking at the traffic cameras right now, and if

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<v Speaker 2>you are stuck in that mess, kickback, relax and enjoy

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<v Speaker 2>some idiotology. If you're not in that mess, like we said,

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<v Speaker 2>take an alternate route again. IFO eastbound, all lanes blocked

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<v Speaker 2>in Ceminal County right where the express lanes end Updates

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<v Speaker 2>coming throughout the morning. All right, man, a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>Delta Airlines related stories here making idiotology this morning flight

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<v Speaker 2>from Salt Lake City, Utah, to Portland, Oregon had to

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<v Speaker 2>return to Salt Lake City after a pressure pressurization issue

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<v Speaker 2>on board caused quite a few passengers ears and noses

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<v Speaker 2>to literally bleed.

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<v Speaker 3>As soon as you said pressure is zation problem, my

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<v Speaker 3>my ear started hurting. And you know, like when they

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<v Speaker 3>talk about when you go to the doctor and they

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<v Speaker 3>do the Q tip, you know when your college days,

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<v Speaker 3>when you know what I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking that's not the ear, dude, I know it's the

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<v Speaker 2>other It makes me hurt just talking about so the

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<v Speaker 2>pressurization tho would Passengers literally had to be treated when

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<v Speaker 2>they returned to Salt Lake City for common complaints like

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<v Speaker 2>I just illustrated bloody ears and noses because of the

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<v Speaker 2>pressure pressurization issue.

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<v Speaker 3>The good thing is, though, when you when the plane lands,

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<v Speaker 3>don't don't you worry they'll be like a free voucher

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<v Speaker 3>for something.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh No, they accommodated them with another aircraft, which I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sure they were very eager to get on with their

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<v Speaker 2>bleeding ears and noses.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh remember the time that I told you we went

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<v Speaker 3>to Hawaii in between high school and college. We had

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<v Speaker 3>the hookup where my buddy worked for Delta Delta Dave

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<v Speaker 3>and then my other buddy lived in Hawaii, so we

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<v Speaker 3>had a hookup where you basically flew and stayed for

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<v Speaker 3>just taxes. You did it on the cheap. But that

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<v Speaker 3>was when I went to the real luau and had

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<v Speaker 3>hooly chicken and things like that. But point POI I

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<v Speaker 3>did have POI not a fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you eat it with your fingers? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I I tried to just kind of overlook it. It

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<v Speaker 3>was a real one because I have Hawaiian friends. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, we were bodyboard in this super sick break

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<v Speaker 3>and Dave blew his ear drum out of his head way. Babe, bro, No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not Whyamy style Pat. We did surf that on

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<v Speaker 3>that trip though. Anyway, he got slammed on the beach

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<v Speaker 3>and his ear drama look was out. I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 3>to gross anybody out. You're already sitting in traffic dealing

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<v Speaker 3>with that. But he had to fly home, so we

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<v Speaker 3>had to rush him to the hospital and they took

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<v Speaker 3>him in. They said, you're gonna have to get plastic

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<v Speaker 3>surgery when you get back to Orlando.

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<v Speaker 2>And and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't know how all that went, but think of flying

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<v Speaker 3>home with your ear druma cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. By the way. As for the plane that had

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<v Speaker 2>to pressurization issue, Delta technicians were able to fix it

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<v Speaker 2>and put the plane back in service the following day.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a flight number on that one, Yeah, twelve

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<v Speaker 2>twelve O three. Oh no, I shouldn't ask, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>In other Delta news, this is great. They have updated

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<v Speaker 2>their company manual and some interesting things in here, including

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<v Speaker 2>the directive that employees are to wear underwear. No, don't

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<v Speaker 2>do that. It must not be visible though, so I

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<v Speaker 2>guess they had some problems with baggy pants in the

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<v Speaker 2>underwear propping out there. I don't think it is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it was flight attendant Taco. Yeah, although

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<v Speaker 2>it is. There is some directives aimed at the in

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<v Speaker 2>flight cruise as well, particularly references to fingernails. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>neon fingernails or speckle, be dazzled fingernails, or excessively long

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<v Speaker 2>fingernails permitted. Understandable these uh, you know, you know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm talking about here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, and the long nails when I'm getting my food

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<v Speaker 3>served or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>They also address the new trend in eyelashes, saying specifically

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<v Speaker 2>eyelashes must appear natural in length.

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<v Speaker 3>Those I'm sorry, okay for any Okay, it's moving a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit, the delays on I for it's it's it's

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<v Speaker 3>moving by a little They just have two lanes.

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<v Speaker 1>Click, it's beginning to move through this area.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll keep monitoring for you. That dare good.

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<v Speaker 3>Just a few charge on top of it over a wesh. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>just heads up for the long eyelashes if you're if

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<v Speaker 3>you're thinking to go on that route, just don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Just bring them back a notch.

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<v Speaker 3>And I know they're everybody's texting in sea catchers and

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<v Speaker 3>then see umbrellas and everything that there is a nickname

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<v Speaker 3>for those eyelashes.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't but is it just us? It's not even attractive.

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<v Speaker 2>It's why it's annoying. And if you find that attractive,

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<v Speaker 2>please tell us that's fine. I mean to each his own.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've never run into anyone who goes, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's hot.

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<v Speaker 3>If if you have them naturally done and they're look

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<v Speaker 3>just like my eyelashes, pat right, I'm sorry you're looking

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<v Speaker 3>at my eyelash.

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind of weird.

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<v Speaker 3>But if it's he just fluttered his high sid look

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<v Speaker 3>if it's like mine, right here, where they're just normal.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't have eyelashes and need to do that cool,

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<v Speaker 3>get them, get them normal.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't do those ones that are like two inches long,

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<v Speaker 2>like the hurricane shutters from the from the sixties. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm talking about, right, the big they're aluminum.

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<v Speaker 2>They just go over the windows. Don't know who finds

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<v Speaker 2>that attractive.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody at two two five two six, said man, that

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<v Speaker 3>was one of the reasons I moved from Orlando to Carolina.

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<v Speaker 3>No more, Man, Next time you come down, though, you

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<v Speaker 3>gotta see what I for has become after construction.

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<v Speaker 2>Not too shabby. Oh it's it's markedly improved, there's no doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally this I talked about earlier that you know,

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<v Speaker 2>we're both parents. We both have daughters, and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you worry as a parent, regardless of whether you have

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<v Speaker 2>sons or daughters, you worry about your kids.

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<v Speaker 3>I have one in Kentucky right now, and I just

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<v Speaker 3>kind of try to keep it in the back of

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<v Speaker 3>my mind, don't worry.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's natural. I'll pull up the Face Jr.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook right now and look at the extent this Pakistani

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<v Speaker 2>man went to to make sure his daughter is safe

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<v Speaker 2>and to monitor her.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, he's got it, don't you have to worry about

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<v Speaker 3>like future cows and stuff. Now about what marriage? I

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<v Speaker 3>you know where you where you trade off your daughter?

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell is that? That's a surveillance camera that

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<v Speaker 3>he has his daughter where you gotta be kidding. It's

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<v Speaker 3>like picture like one of those cameras like you see

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<v Speaker 3>on a on a ceiling in a store.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to mute it for commercial reasons. But got

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<v Speaker 2>her wearing that on her head so you can monitor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's hard to explain it. It's a traffic cone with

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<v Speaker 2>a camera on it.

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<v Speaker 3>You know the baby cams from back in the day,

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<v Speaker 3>you know baby monitor at your house, the little thing

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<v Speaker 3>that sits there and it it's the camera portion and

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<v Speaker 3>it you can hear the baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Go coo coo, or or I have duty or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's the actual camera part on her head on

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<v Speaker 2>a tripod. You mentioned having a conversation with your kid.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you gonna kiss her? Hey? Like, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>if you're dating, you know what I'm saying. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>have your best interest at heart here, Please wear this

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<v Speaker 2>homecomings coming up in a month. How are you gonna

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<v Speaker 2>That's I was talking about with the cows, you know, marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting new least four cows for mine. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know about you. I got standards through me a pig too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, those are no. Those are.

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<v Speaker 2>This is j R R. All right, Mill