Speaker 1: Bitche of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on
Speaker 1: one one w JR.
Speaker 2: R your freaking idiots? All right, No, it's going to
Speaker 2: be too late for some of you. But if you
Speaker 2: are planning on trying to make your way from Orange
Speaker 2: and Seminole County into Volusha via I four eastbound, uh,
Speaker 2: take an alternate route. All the lanes are blocked right
Speaker 2: near where the express lanes end just before like Mary eastbound,
Speaker 2: big incident there. Traffic backed up for miles at this point,
Speaker 2: and this doesn't look like it's going to be a
Speaker 2: quick fix this morning, Taco.
Speaker 3: Thank you to everybody that's been texting in about a
Speaker 3: two two five two six.
Speaker 2: We're looking at the traffic cameras right now, and if
Speaker 2: you are stuck in that mess, kickback, relax and enjoy
Speaker 2: some idiotology. If you're not in that mess, like we said,
Speaker 2: take an alternate route again. IFO eastbound, all lanes blocked
Speaker 2: in Ceminal County right where the express lanes end Updates
Speaker 2: coming throughout the morning. All right, man, a couple of
Speaker 2: Delta Airlines related stories here making idiotology this morning flight
Speaker 2: from Salt Lake City, Utah, to Portland, Oregon had to
Speaker 2: return to Salt Lake City after a pressure pressurization issue
Speaker 2: on board caused quite a few passengers ears and noses
Speaker 2: to literally bleed.
Speaker 3: As soon as you said pressure is zation problem, my
Speaker 3: my ear started hurting. And you know, like when they
Speaker 3: talk about when you go to the doctor and they
Speaker 3: do the Q tip, you know when your college days,
Speaker 3: when you know what I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking that's not the ear, dude, I know it's the
Speaker 2: other It makes me hurt just talking about so the
Speaker 2: pressurization tho would Passengers literally had to be treated when
Speaker 2: they returned to Salt Lake City for common complaints like
Speaker 2: I just illustrated bloody ears and noses because of the
Speaker 2: pressure pressurization issue.
Speaker 3: The good thing is, though, when you when the plane lands,
Speaker 3: don't don't you worry they'll be like a free voucher
Speaker 3: for something.
Speaker 2: Oh No, they accommodated them with another aircraft, which I'm
Speaker 2: sure they were very eager to get on with their
Speaker 2: bleeding ears and noses.
Speaker 3: Oh remember the time that I told you we went
Speaker 3: to Hawaii in between high school and college. We had
Speaker 3: the hookup where my buddy worked for Delta Delta Dave
Speaker 3: and then my other buddy lived in Hawaii, so we
Speaker 3: had a hookup where you basically flew and stayed for
Speaker 3: just taxes. You did it on the cheap. But that
Speaker 3: was when I went to the real luau and had
Speaker 3: hooly chicken and things like that. But point POI I
Speaker 3: did have POI not a fan.
Speaker 2: Did you eat it with your fingers? No?
Speaker 3: I I tried to just kind of overlook it. It
Speaker 3: was a real one because I have Hawaiian friends. Anyway,
Speaker 3: So anyway, we were bodyboard in this super sick break
Speaker 3: and Dave blew his ear drum out of his head way. Babe, bro, No,
Speaker 3: it's not Whyamy style Pat. We did surf that on
Speaker 3: that trip though. Anyway, he got slammed on the beach
Speaker 3: and his ear drama look was out. I'm not trying
Speaker 3: to gross anybody out. You're already sitting in traffic dealing
Speaker 3: with that. But he had to fly home, so we
Speaker 3: had to rush him to the hospital and they took
Speaker 3: him in. They said, you're gonna have to get plastic
Speaker 3: surgery when you get back to Orlando.
Speaker 2: And and I.
Speaker 3: Don't know how all that went, but think of flying
Speaker 3: home with your ear druma cool.
Speaker 2: Oh. By the way. As for the plane that had
Speaker 2: to pressurization issue, Delta technicians were able to fix it
Speaker 2: and put the plane back in service the following day.
Speaker 2: You have a flight number on that one, Yeah, twelve
Speaker 2: twelve O three. Oh no, I shouldn't ask, all right.
Speaker 2: In other Delta news, this is great. They have updated
Speaker 2: their company manual and some interesting things in here, including
Speaker 2: the directive that employees are to wear underwear. No, don't
Speaker 2: do that. It must not be visible though, so I
Speaker 2: guess they had some problems with baggy pants in the
Speaker 2: underwear propping out there. I don't think it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think it was flight attendant Taco. Yeah, although
Speaker 2: it is. There is some directives aimed at the in
Speaker 2: flight cruise as well, particularly references to fingernails. There's no
Speaker 2: neon fingernails or speckle, be dazzled fingernails, or excessively long
Speaker 2: fingernails permitted. Understandable these uh, you know, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm talking about here.
Speaker 3: Oh, and the long nails when I'm getting my food
Speaker 3: served or whatever.
Speaker 2: They also address the new trend in eyelashes, saying specifically
Speaker 2: eyelashes must appear natural in length.
Speaker 3: Those I'm sorry, okay for any Okay, it's moving a
Speaker 3: little bit, the delays on I for it's it's it's
Speaker 3: moving by a little They just have two lanes.
Speaker 1: Click, it's beginning to move through this area.
Speaker 2: We'll keep monitoring for you. That dare good.
Speaker 3: Just a few charge on top of it over a wesh. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just heads up for the long eyelashes if you're if
Speaker 3: you're thinking to go on that route, just don't.
Speaker 2: Just bring them back a notch.
Speaker 3: And I know they're everybody's texting in sea catchers and
Speaker 3: then see umbrellas and everything that there is a nickname
Speaker 3: for those eyelashes.
Speaker 2: Don't but is it just us? It's not even attractive.
Speaker 2: It's why it's annoying. And if you find that attractive,
Speaker 2: please tell us that's fine. I mean to each his own.
Speaker 2: If you've never run into anyone who goes, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: that's hot.
Speaker 3: If if you have them naturally done and they're look
Speaker 3: just like my eyelashes, pat right, I'm sorry you're looking
Speaker 3: at my eyelash.
Speaker 2: That's kind of weird.
Speaker 3: But if it's he just fluttered his high sid look
Speaker 3: if it's like mine, right here, where they're just normal.
Speaker 3: If you don't have eyelashes and need to do that cool,
Speaker 3: get them, get them normal.
Speaker 2: Don't do those ones that are like two inches long,
Speaker 2: like the hurricane shutters from the from the sixties. You know,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm talking about, right, the big they're aluminum.
Speaker 2: They just go over the windows. Don't know who finds
Speaker 2: that attractive.
Speaker 3: Somebody at two two five two six, said man, that
Speaker 3: was one of the reasons I moved from Orlando to Carolina.
Speaker 3: No more, Man, Next time you come down, though, you
Speaker 3: gotta see what I for has become after construction.
Speaker 2: Not too shabby. Oh it's it's markedly improved, there's no doubt.
Speaker 2: And finally this I talked about earlier that you know,
Speaker 2: we're both parents. We both have daughters, and you know,
Speaker 2: you worry as a parent, regardless of whether you have
Speaker 2: sons or daughters, you worry about your kids.
Speaker 3: I have one in Kentucky right now, and I just
Speaker 3: kind of try to keep it in the back of
Speaker 3: my mind, don't worry.
Speaker 2: But yeah, it's natural. I'll pull up the Face Jr.
Speaker 2: Facebook right now and look at the extent this Pakistani
Speaker 2: man went to to make sure his daughter is safe
Speaker 2: and to monitor her.
Speaker 3: Well, he's got it, don't you have to worry about
Speaker 3: like future cows and stuff. Now about what marriage? I
Speaker 3: you know where you where you trade off your daughter?
Speaker 3: What the hell is that? That's a surveillance camera that
Speaker 3: he has his daughter where you gotta be kidding. It's
Speaker 3: like picture like one of those cameras like you see
Speaker 3: on a on a ceiling in a store.
Speaker 2: I have to mute it for commercial reasons. But got
Speaker 2: her wearing that on her head so you can monitor.
Speaker 2: It's hard to explain it. It's a traffic cone with
Speaker 2: a camera on it.
Speaker 3: You know the baby cams from back in the day,
Speaker 3: you know baby monitor at your house, the little thing
Speaker 3: that sits there and it it's the camera portion and
Speaker 3: it you can hear the baby.
Speaker 1: Go coo coo, or or I have duty or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's it's the actual camera part on her head on
Speaker 2: a tripod. You mentioned having a conversation with your kid.
Speaker 2: How are you gonna kiss her? Hey? Like, if you're
Speaker 2: if you're dating, you know what I'm saying. Okay, I
Speaker 2: have your best interest at heart here, Please wear this
Speaker 2: homecomings coming up in a month. How are you gonna
Speaker 2: That's I was talking about with the cows, you know, marriage.
Speaker 2: I'm getting new least four cows for mine. I don't
Speaker 2: know about you. I got standards through me a pig too.
Speaker 2: Oh no, those are no. Those are.
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